BCSFAzine #346

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The monthly newsletter of the British Columbia Science Fiction Association

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Vol. 30 No. 3 * March 2001

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WHICH FANDOM ARE YOU IN? * MANSFIELD FOLDS Con-TRACT * DIDDY WAH DIDDY * MURRAY MOORE PUBLISHES HIS TRIP REPORT! * DIDDY WAH DIDDY * GARTH FINISHES OFF “CRANK THEORIES” (YAAAY!) * WILL SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT ‘DIDDY WAH DIDDY’ MEANS? * MORE NEWS BCSFAzine Above prices includes subscription to Something to offend interest everyone! BCSFAzine. Make cheques payable to BCSFA (West Coast Science Fiction Association) c/o 86 BCSFAzine © March 2001 Volume #30, #3, Issue Warrick Street, Coquitlam, B.C. CANADA V3K #346 is the club newsletter published by the 5L4. B.C. Science Fiction Association, a social organi- BCSFAzine is also available by e-mail as an zation. Singe copies $3.00 each. For comments, Adobe Acrobat .PDF file. (Please e-mail subscriptions suggestions, and/or submissions, [email protected] if you wish to receive the write to: BCSFAzine c/o Box 15335, VMPO, magazine by e-mail.) Vancouver, B.C. CANADA V6B 5B1, or e-mail [email protected]. BCSFA’s Web page may be viewed at http:// www3.telus.net/dh2/bcsfa/. BCSFA Executive The V-Con Society’s Web page may be viewed at President...... R. Graeme Cameron http://www3.telus.net/dh2/vconsociety/. Vice President ...... ? Treasurer ...... Doug Finnerty Webmaster ....David Hale Secretary ...... Alyx Shaw ([email protected] / [email protected]) Archivist ...... R. Graeme Cameron Editor ...... Garth Spencer VCon 27’s Web page may be viewed at http:// Members at Large: ...... Randy Barnhart www.v-con.ca. Webmistress: Lorna Appleby ...... Alan Ferguson ([email protected]) Keeper of FRED, V-Con Ambassador for Life ...... Steve Forty (S.40) BCSFA has an e-mail discussion list at Yahoo! BCSFAzine Layout, Acrobatics & Image Hyper Groups. Text Modem Retrieval Specialist ....David Hale To Subscribe: email BCSFA- ([email protected] / [email protected]) [email protected] To Post a message: [email protected] To contact the List owner: BCSFA Membership Rates: [email protected] To Unsubscribe: BCSFA- New ...... $26.00 [email protected] Renewal ...... $25.00 The Shortcut URL to this page is: New Family (2 Votes)...... $32.00 http://www.yahoo.com/community/BCSFA

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Plain Speaking ...... 1 Don Bassie, [email protected] LoCs ...... 2 Clint Budd, [email protected] Dining Out (Delphine Kelly) ...... 6 Paul Carpentier, [email protected] Local Events & NW Conventions ...... 7 Garth Spencer, [email protected] Fanzines (Ted White) ...... 9 * that’s in addition to his previous emails, Our Trades (GS) ...... 10 not instead of * Media File (Ray Seredin) ...... 11 Paul Valcour’s new editorial @dress for the Ottawa News ...... 12 SF Statement is [email protected] Nils Helmer Frome (R.G. Cameron) ...... 14 Crank Theories (GS) ...... 17 ** Where are the Dezotells now? ** - their email Book Reviews (Donna McMahon) ...... 20 BCSFAzine bounced back VCON 27 AUCTION - LIST OF ITEMS ...... 22

This month’s cover artist: ...... Taral Wayne MEMBERSHIP EXPIRIES

I simply could not add fillos to this issue, because the Only I had a membership expiry last month. No-one clipart from CD-ROMs overwhelms my computer’s else’s membership expires until April (Cindy memory. I am now soliciting line-art .TIFs from all you Turner). artists out there! Plain Speaking

Several topics are on my mind this month, Concerning Canvention procedures, he also which are loosely linked. One of them is the way wrote: “If you have any questions, or any sugges- we still talk about “fandom”, when in fact there tions, or comments you can send me, it would seem to be several, quite separate fandoms. be appreciated.” I referred him to Graeme and to Another is what this means for BCSFA, and for Murray Moore right away. VCon, and for enterprises such as the upcoming Later in February, I had email correspond- Canadian SF & Fantasy Awards. One more topic, ence with Danita Maslankowski, Con-Version’s which ties into both of the preceding ones, is Aurora Awards co-ordinator. I offered what Dale Speirs’ recent review of Bowling Alone, a information I could to support the Aurora Award book on popular culture. balloting this year, and referred her again to Graeme and also to Paul Valcour. (Unfortunately Which Fandom Are You In? I have no name or contact information for the Consider: anyone who enters a fan group Aurora Awards co-ordinator for Canvention 20, these days probably enters an anime or fantasy/ Trek in 2000.) I kept emphasizing that role-playing gaming group. It’s still possible to other people would have more and better ad- enter a Star Trek, Star Wars, Tracker, Highlander, dress databases. Stargate SG-1 or other media fan group, or a Have I failed to advertise to you adequately comics club, or a costumers’ group, or (just the fact that there is an upcoming Canvention? possibly) to encounter fanzine fandom, or a (Does it represent your interests?) writers’ workshop. You may correct me if I’m wrong; but somewhere in the last twenty to Canzine Issues thirty years, we crossed a watershed, and any- Now consider the following: John Mansfield one who encounters fandom now will only enter is ceasing to publish Con-TRACT, the bimonthly a subfandom – they will not go on to participate newsletter listing conventions across Canada. in a whole range of other fanactivities. Con-TRACT has been running since 1988 on Sometimes I wonder if BCSFAns quite know a bimonthly basis, first via regular post and then where the most activity and interest lies in through the Internet. John’s major concerns fandom, these days, and whether we’re offering were to list SF, gaming and other conventions them anything? Which fandom are you in? I am across Canada, especially for hucksters and for interested in your response. convention committees, and to examine critically how they were run. He was in a position to do Canfandom and Its Enterprises this, not only because he played a leading role in Now consider the Canvention – the rotating the Winnipeg SF Society and the annual conven- honour of hosting the Canadian SF Awards tion, Keycon, and not only by chairing the Win- presentation. The next Canvention will be Con- nipeg Worldcon; in my research on Canadian Version 19, in Calgary (see www.con- fanhistory I found his name appearing at the version.org). Paul “Ogre” Bushell, chairing this founding of various Canadian SF clubs, ranging con, wrote to me in early February: as far apart as Fredericton and Calgary, starting in 1966. “Con-Version membership prices have dropped There have been a number of national fan so hopefully you will be able to attend this year. periodicals -- published or attempted or at least Memberships are $40 until July 31 (no incremen- talked about -- since at least the 1970s. Con- tal increases!), $50 at the door. Hotel prices are TRACT assumed some of the functions of a $99 per night at the Westin, but since we are national newszine after the demise of MLR, Xeno- downtown, if you stay anywhere else, it is easy to File and (apparently) Under the Ozone Hole in the get downtown. The hotel has given us one free early 1990s; they themselves had carried on night for an early bird raffle. For all those that after The Maple Leaf Rag and New Canadian book rooms at the Westin prior to the end of May Fandom folded in the late 1980s. (John’s wife (date to be confirmed) they will be a draw for one Linda Ross-Mansfield herself published such a night free. We will be getting our booking codes periodical, Northern Lights, up to the early up on the website very soon.” continued on page 18 2 Letters of Comment

“Paul M Carpentier” , business as they are?) Jan. 31, 2002 I haven’t reached my 80s as yet, at least on Garth, I’m not sure how you did it, but that paper. I was 79 on December 19th, and I didn’t was one of the best BCSFAzine’s I’ve seen you know until until I read this issue that I share do. This, despite the fact that it looked like a that birth date with Yvonne Penney. But I have frantic attempt to impose email forwards and this theory that I’ve flunked a number of years press releases as content. down through the decades, and was forced to Maybe it was the full cover art coming repeat them. That would account for the fact through in PDF. Maybe it was the page numbers that I feel so much older than I really am, ac- matching the pages. Maybe it was your keen cording to the records. sense of trying to be understood, leading to some (Editor responds: You’ve given me a couple of strange, and some triumphant, editorial ad- questions to ponder. denda. I don’t know, but I liked receiving the ish, (First, and everybody should at least read this just the same. Thank you. question – shall we revive the notice of club (Editor responds: Well, gosh! [shuffles his feet] members’ birthdays? Would you care to send I sure am happy to be appreciated.) me your birth dates? (Second … I’ve been saying for some years Harry Warner Jr., 423 Summit Ave., Hagerstown, that the speed of time seems to vary according to MD 21740, U.S.A., Jan. 30, 2002 how much attention we’re paying, or how much we’re trying to get done. And we’ve heard for The plump new issue of BCSFAzine is at some years that you’re as young as you feel. Now, hand, filled this time with thought-provoking you tell me you feel older than the official records material. say; and I know I think and act as if I were still in You probably won’t gain popularity by “Plain my twenties, although I’m forty-five now. [I actu- Speaking”, but your conclusions about fannish ally forgot to tell everybody my birthday was the habits seem supported by what I’ve observed same date as the Perihelion Party, January 5th.] from a distance all over North America nowa- (I’m sure I should tie this in with my theory days. Incidentally, I live in a city where the last that the Fountain of Youth legend placed the mayor and council election resulted in votes fountain on the wrong side of this continent, and from 11% of the registered voters. This probably that a consortium of film and television studios represents about 6% of the city’s adults, since monopolizes access to it, and grants limited access scads of them have never registered to vote or to selected celebrities. Or maybe I have poor have been dropped from the voting lists for perception of people’s ages, and just don’t notice failure to cast ballots in too many successive any signs that Cher, Meg Ryan or Kathleen Turner elections. have left their twenties; La Turner, for one, is not (Editor responds: yeah, although I keep being convincing to me if she plays a woman old enough surprised at people’s objections to my opinions to have grown children.) plainly expressed, I guess in fact I am setting myself up for real hard times. I imagine that Cinderella’s adventure is (I did in fact want to provoke some response, related to the “lost prince” stereotype. It still and some thought, with the last editorial. And I’ll turns up repeatedly in modern science and keep on doing it: in the specific case at hand, fantasy novels. I wish I could remember one because we can either get real about practising startling variation on this theme’s title and democracy, pay attention and get involved .. or we author. I read it several years ago; in this book can give it up as a bad job; as a more general the hero who doesn’t know who his parents principle, because we cannot afford to just drift were, and seems to be destined for some sort of through life, without giving some hard thought greatness, decides about midway through the about hard questions, whether in fandom or in story that he really doesn’t care about his ances- mundane life. try, and we never hear anything more about it. (Why would most North American constituen- (Editor responds: Well, sure. It was precisely cies be as apathetic and uninformed about public “Cinderella” and the occasional lost-prince stories 3

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There must have been misunderstood people be someone in fandom with the interest and the or misinterpreted events that have caused energy to try to track down projects like this primitive people all over the world to think that from fan groups. Right now in SAPS various were animals, and that such things members are trying to determine if The Musquite exist. Deformed men and women of low mental- Kid still exists in movie film. It was a parody on ity are mostly locked away in institutions nowa- fandom and Westerns, done many years ago by days, but some of them must have roamed California fandom. I have two amazing audiotape homelessly in primitive times and resembled, to productions from England, Last and First Fen some extent, canines. Apparently dead men and and The March of Slime, which are hilarious and women today occasionally will revive before sound as if professionals had done the speaking embalming and those that did so a thousand parts. One of them has choral passages which years ago might be considered the living dead. you’d swear came from a couple hundred sing- (A point, a distinct point. I just made a glancing ers, apparently through re-recording the same reference to porphyria in my article, but one of the thing on top of itself, time after time. Forry effects is to give a sort of canine appearance to Ackerman used to show at conventions a parody people. I still have to wonder about revived people, of science fiction movies he’d pasted togetehr who report near-death experiences, after spending from fragments of a number of low-budget Holly- hours rather than minutes showing no heartbeat wood productions. If such artifacts still exist and or EKG signs; because one of the first things I aren’t dubbed onto videotape and CD, they may learned about wilderness survival, even in the become useless because nobody will still have bush not terribly far from a Canadian city, is that working open-reel audiotape recorders and 8- the human brain starts to starve for oxygen and mm or 16-mm movie film projectors. suffer some serious damage, after only five min- (Editor responds: “This is a job for Our Fear- utes. less Leader and for Famous Mr. Ed!” (Interestingly, when I first read this paragraph (I am put in mind of productions like the my eye skipped the word “deformed” and seized audiotape Cattlefarm Galactica, from Calgary on the phrase “of low mentality”, I guess because fans in the mid-80s or earlier; or a deliberately the homeless population, here as elsewhere, was cheesy home movie, Dawn of the Living Socks, by increased in the past twenty years by, among my friends in Victoria about that time. other things, a lot of mental institutions closing (I seem to recall that some studio critters put their doors; even before the massive move to an end to Graeme showing B-movie film clips at privatization and corporatization and government his lectures – there was a complaint about copy- cutbacks, there was a movement to stop ware- right infringement, meaning that they objected to housing everybody who Didn’t Fit In, who had his showing even parts of films from his collection, mental problems or just low intelligence, and while the Planetarium was charging admission to integrate them into the community. Well, the the viewers. Graeme can clear up the details, I homeless ones aren’t warehoused anymore, but think in fact the studio critters could not threaten sure God they aren’t integrated into the commu- legal prosecution, but so they did anyway. Forry nity.) Ackerman might have been in the same position if his showings involved paid admission.) I can’t remember ever having read previously about the British Rocket to the Moon project that Brad W. Foster, POBox 165246, Irving, TX 75016, Graeme chose for reprinting. There really should Feb. 11, 2002

Great surprise to see BCSFAzine #345 show up in the mailbox this week, as it has been close BCSFAzine is on sale at to a year since I last got issue #333, and I fig- ured it had somehow folded or something. WHITE DWARF BOOKS Knowing the vagaries of fannish publishing, I th even figured I had once again cursed a long- 4368 W. 10 Ave. running zine by actually submitting some art to Vancouver, BC V6R 2H7 it, and thus caused it to fold! tel. 604-228-8223 (Editor responds: Uh, no, actually, I just fig- email [email protected] ured I was supposed to send contributors copies of the issues to which they contributed. Just those issues. Another wrongo?) 5 Double surprise to see the enlarged fillo on BCSFA just had its 30th anniversary? the front cover. (Hey, didn’t I say the same thing Round figures seem to be in vogue these back when issue #332 showed up?) That must days. The Ottawa SF Society is celebrating be one you’ve had around for a while for some 25 years, and the club in Melbourne, Aus- other use, as it’s not either of the two I had tralia is marking 50 years. So many clubs mailed you back in January ’01. Were you able die young, but those who do survive seem to to make use of any of those in any of issues do so for a long time. (How do I know this? I #334 through 344 that I’ve just not seen? … you get their clubzines, too.) keep finding things I’ve no record of having sent! I’d been in apas a long time, but not in (Editor responds: see above. I’m trying to find any of the major ones like FAPA. With com- stuph I put in a pile of paper and mislaid, includ- puterized communities like Yahoogroups ing fanart. Fortunately I am getting my memora- available, and the various Usenet areas like bilia and impedimenta indexed and organized rassf, have apas become the refuge of the now. I’m also trying to find the time and funds to older fan? I think Graeme tried his best with scan to disk a bunch of illos I have located.) CanFAPA, but it just didn’t last very long. Would a Usenet area or private listserv serve I got into a bursts of fill-finishing at the end more efficiently? I’ve certainly enjoyed apas of the year. I usually have tons of little doodled like TAPA and APAplexy in the past, but I ideas sitting around that I sketch out through think I prefer the wider audience that the year, but takes some time to sit down and fanzines can provide. Sure, I can reach actually turn them into finished drawings. So hundreds on Usenet or listserv, but as you the two enclosed here are the freshest of the said, there’s an upper limit as to the people fresh out of the inkwell so far. My big project for you can communicate with. the next month is to FINALLY get my website up As always, my fannish education contin- and running, after something close to three ues, and Harry Warner is dead right when years of promising it. At least, that’s the idea! he says that every subfandom has its own (Editor responds: will it be clear to people jargon. As I explore other fandoms, and find when the illos they’re looking at are only for out what’s there, I find words and phrases display, or previously published, or available for like Bardic circle (filk), yiffy download? Since my last day job I’m a bit aware (anthropomorphics) and j-pop (animé). More of copyright issues.) and more words crop up over time, and I have to wonder if there has been some By the way, in the locs here where you and written record of history for each of these Harry get into the Harry Potter “witchcraft” fandoms? I’ve read such a history of filk controversy, you have to bear in mind that of fandom, and there are Trek fandom histo- course people with fundamental religious beliefs ries, too. will be bothered by such things. After all, if they My loc ... when I was talking about are going to believe in all the good stuff of their DoasyoupleaseCon 1, I wasn’t referring to religion, they believe in the bad as well, and to any particular convention, but the kind of them it’s not fantasy. To admit that it is, would convention some people seem to want. I be to put the thin end of the wedge into ques- don’t think special interest cons outnumber tioning all of their beliefs, and there will be none general convention just yet, for many areas of that going on, by God. I mean, the next thing don’t have or attract the numbers for any- you know, we could be thinking for ourselves thing beyond the general con. I remember around here! the contempt media cons and litcons used (Editor responds: Oh, yeah, I know all that. I to have for one another; I don’t think that just had this underlying feeling that everybody out feeling is so prevalent any more. I still think in the boonies got over fundamentalism, like about that no matter what fandom we’re involved the time I was born, forbye …) with, we get hooked on SF first, written or visual, and specialize later. Lloyd Penney, 1706-24 Eva Rd., Etobicoke, ON Ad Astra 2002 was two weekends ago M9C 2B2, , February now, with guests Guy Kay, Julie Czerneda, 20, 2002 John Howe and Ted Nasmith. As said be- fore, Yvonne and I had been committee Thanks for issue 345 of BCSFAzine. The members for the past 20 years, since 1982, deadline’s almost here, and time’s short at my and this year we weren’t, although it wasn’t end, too, so here’s a loc to fill space. entirely voluntary. We were quite busy, as 6 we did stage two parties, and were working with which only added to the surreal atmosphere. the Los Angeles in 2006 Worldcon bid, of which Next year’s convention is Ad Astra XXII, March we’re now Canadian agents. Yet, I could see that 21-24 (four days!), 2003, at the same hotel, the the convention seemed to be lacking. Program- Colony Hotel downtown, and main ProGoH is ming seemed unimaginative, and fell into the Michael Moorcock. I’ve also heard that Ad Astra trap that many conventions fall into, the uncon- may be combining itself with Orion, a local scious assumption that most attendees are gaming convention, to create a big event for SF budding writers with a novel in progress. Most and gaming fans. panels were stuck in that rut, and there was (If you’re interested in supporting this bid to little to offer any other interests. bring Worldcon back to Los Angeles, to Anaheim (Editor responds: other conventions just natu- where it was held in 1984 and 1996, contact me rally assume, without thinking about it, that most at [email protected]. I can get you more attendees are gamers. Or Star Trek fans. Or information about the bid, and tell you how scriptwriter wannabes. Or something other than much a pre-supporting membership is in Cana- readers.) dian funds.) I’ll wrap my loc a little early (enjoyed the rest … When I wasn’t in a suite running a party, I of the issue, but no comment), and say that I got was in the dealers’ room at the LA bid table, and some voicemail from Hope Leibowitz, the only the dealers’ room also contained club tables and fan who has attended all Corflus, and she gave the flyer tables. Actual dealers were a little rare, me the results of this year’s FAAn Awards. I and only a few did decent business. There were think there might be one more result which a few parties besides the LA bid party, the art Hope didn’t give me, but here’s what she did... show was small (so I heard, never got to it my- self), and many of the people I was looking for Best fanzine - Wabe never made it to the convention. The programme Best fan writer - Alison Fairbairn book was large, but listed that half a dozen Best fan artist - Dave Hicks people left the committee this year, which can’t Best new fanzine fan - Max possibly instil confidence in the senior commit- Best letterhack - Lloyd Penney tee. I heard that attendance was about 600, but it was difficult to tell in the hotel, which had its And, I’m a happy guy. Take care, and see you function space on several floors. We also shared next issue. the convention space with a gathering of the Ontario branch of the Liberal Party of Canada, We also heard from: Andrew Porter, Don Bassie

DINING OUT

Delphine Kelly

December Feeding Frenzy at the ALTO DURO January Feeding Frenzy at THE REEF (Carib- (Portuguese): bean): “Green” wine on tap (surprisingly good); Jonnycake (a popular fried bread); Jerk Portuguese buns (fresh and delicious); Potatoes, chicken (hot and spicy); Exotic vegetables boiled or fried; Portuguese sausage (delicately (maybe; looked like the salad mix from Safeway, flavoured, not too hot or spicy); Kale soup (deli- but the dressing was unique); Lamb, goat, mar- cate flavours); Steak and eggs (good); Salt cod lin, snapper (all good, served with rice and (SALT cod! Take my word for it. Don’t eat here if beans, and coleslaw) you’re on a salt-free diet!) Music: On tape (Calypso?). Not too loud for Music: Loud! Female singer. Old popular conversation. songs in English and other languages. Summary: Exotic atmosphere and spices. Summary: Non-spicy food, inexpensive and Good food. Inexpensive. For adventurous tastes. filling. Large portions. Good for a light meal (soup and bun) with wine. 7 LOCAL EVENTS, NORTHWEST CONVENTIONS, AND BCSFAZINE DEADLINES

With this issue I am consolidating the lists of March 28-31: Norwescon 25 in SeaTac, Wash- club events, and BCSFAzine deadlines, with the ington. Guests of Honor: Writer, Jack Vance: list of upcoming conventions in the region. Fan, Andrew Porter; Spotlighted Publisher, Wizards of the Coast. Our theme: “In the land of MARCH 2002 the Emerald City”. Norwescon is a large regional Science Fiction and Fantasy convention in March 15-17: Trumpeter Salute 2002 at the Washington State. Norwescon will attract over Bonsor Community Centre, 6550 Bonsor St., 100 professional guests and 2500 fans to the Burnaby, B.C. (A gaming con.) Contact Steve Seattle-Tacoma area. Memberships at the door Allen at 604-889-4970 / [email protected] or $60. Contact Information: Norwescon 24, PO Eric Hotz at 604-619-6925 / [email protected]. Box 68547, Seattle, WA 98168-0547, Email:, [email protected]. See http:// March 16: VCon 27 Benefit Auction at Steve www.norwescon.org Forty’s place, 7 p.m. Graeme adds: “I want to take a few minutes of the auction meeting at S. APRIL 2002 40’s to call for nominations to the BCSFA execu- tive.” Apr. 1: April Fool’s Day. Should you or your fellow practical jokers be captured or appre- March 17: St. Patrick’s Day. Remember, it’s not hended, BCSFA will disavow any knowledge of easy being green. your actions.

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March 21-24: Left Coast Crime 12 at the Apr. 5-7: Weekend with the Night Owl, a Doubletree Hotel Columbia River in Portland, “multi-fandom” (actually media-oriented) Oregon. Theme: “Slugs and Roses”. GoH: Laurie relaxacon at the Landis Hotel & Suites in Van- R. King. FanGoH: Don Herron. TM: G.M. Ford. couver, B.C. (Davis x Hornby), sponsored by URL http://www.spiritone.com/~jlorentz/ Blackfly Presses. Focus includes Dark Angel, leftcoast/. Write to Left Coast Crime 12, P.O. Stargate SG-1, and Sentinel fandoms; member- Box 18033, Portland, OR 97218-0033; tel. (503) ship includes tour of filming sites; a group 281-9449; email [email protected]. dinner offered for an additional $C30. Registra- tions US$30 to K. Simpson at Blackfly Presses, March 22: BCSFAzine 347 deadline Yonge and Eglinton Postal Service, 2300 Yonge St., P.O. Box 67064, Toronto, ON M4P 3C8, March 24, 11-5: Vancouver Comicon at the attention: HauntFox. Heritage Hall, 3102 Main Street (Main & 15th Ave.), Vancouver, BC. Special Guests: Igor Apr. 5-7: Anime Oasis at the Best Western Inn Kordey, artist of Cable, X-Men, Moment of Silence, in Boise, ID. Guests: Stacie Renna (voice of Batman/Tarzan, Star Trek: Gorn Crisis, Tarzan: “Iria”), Studio Happy Chicken, Yume no Senshi Rivers of Blood. Sandford Tuey and Scott Lee, (a cosplay group). Memberships $35 at the door, creators of Galactic Gladiators. Free giveaways payable to Jeremy Lopett, Anime Oasis, 420 and hourly door prizes. Buy, sell, and trade North 9th Ave., Nampa, ID 83687. comic books, action figures, sport, non-sport, and gaming cards, and other collectables. Ad- Sunday, April 14th, 11 AM to 4 PM: Toy, Model mission: $3.00 per person; free for kids under & Collectables Show at the Heritage Hall, 3102 14. Dealers Tables: $45 per centre table/$50 per Main Street (Main & 15th Ave.), Vancouver, BC. wall table. For more information please call 604- Buy, sell, and trade character toys, action fig- 322-6412 or e-mail [email protected]. Also ures, Beanie Babies, toy cars, Star Wars, model see http://mypages.uniserve.com/~lswong/ kits, trading cards, comic books, Barbies, games, Comicon.html. and more! Admission: $2.00 ($1.00 for kids 8

under 14). Dealers’ tables: $35.00/$40.00. For May 31-June 2: ConComCon 9 at the more information about either show, please call Ellensburg Inn, Ellensburg, Washington. A 604-322-6412 or e-mail [email protected]. conrunners’ convention. Major sponsor this See also year, SWOC (?); Presenting sponsor, ANCEA (?). http://mypages.uniserve.com/~lswong/ Memberships: preregistration US$25 to May 1, Comicon.html US$30 at the door. C-Cubed, POBox 44976, Tacoma, WA 98444. Tel. 253-503-2232 x 8779. Apr. 19: BCSFAzine 348 deadline JULY 2002 APR. 26-27: Dak Kon VII in Comox, BC; Van- couver Island’s wargame con. July 7: Toy, Model & Collectables Show. For Advanced Dungeons & Dragons; Warhammer more information please call 604-322-6412 or e- 40,000 Tournament; Magic; the Gathering Tour- mail [email protected]. Also see http:// nament; Warhammer Fantasy; 6th Edition Tour- mypages.uniserve.com/~lswong/ nament. Info: Members.home.com/ Comicon.html baddog117/dakkon.htm July 26-28: VikingCon 19 at WWU in Apr. 26-28: SakuraCon 2002 , an anime con- Bellingham, Washington. *Lots more information vention at the Seattle Airport Hilton & Confer- in this month’s news!* Call BSFFC, 360-647- ence Center, 17620 Pacific Hwy S, SeaTac, WA 5229 and leave message, or write BSFFC at 98188-4001. Guests will include: Hiroki Viking Union 202, Box V-1, Bellingham, WA Hayashi; others TBA. (This is the fifth outing for 98225 or call 360-650-0666. *Their website is what is without a doubt the anime convention in now up* at www.vikingcon.org the Seattle/Tacoma region.) Registration US$45 to March 31, US$50 at the door, children 6 to 12 AUGUST 2002 half-prize. Write to Sakura-Con-Registration, 900 Meridian Alocaion East #19-407, Milton, WA Aug. 9-11: ConVersion19, a.k.a. CanVention 98254-7019, tel. (253) 503-2233 x 1675, email 22, the Canadian National SF Convention. The [email protected], or see URL http:// Calgary Metropolitan Centre & Westin Hotel, www.sakuracon.org. Calgary, Alberta. SF/F/Anime/Gaming/Cos- tume convention. PRIX AURORA AWARDS AND Apr. 26-28: Game Faire 2002 at the Student BANQUET. Guests: George R.R. Martin (Guest of Union Building, Spokane Falls Community Honour), James Alan Gardner (Canadian GoH), College, Spokane, Washington. (A gaming con.) Geoffrey A. Landis (Science GoH), Lar deSouza More info coming; see URL http:// (ArtGoH), Robert J. Sawyer (Toastmaster). Local www.gorillabobs.com/gf2002.html guests include Rebecca Bradley, Dave Duncan, Marie Jakober. More guests to be announced! MAY 2002 Memberships are $40 until July 31 (no incremental increases!), $50 at the door (full May 3: BCSFAzine 348 production weekend pass). Check www.con-version.org for May 24: BCSFAzine 349 deadline more information and updates. URL http:// www.con-version.org. Write Con-Version, P.O. May 24-26: Enfilade! in Tacoma, Washington. (A Box 20098, Calgary Place RPO, Calgary, AB T2P gaming con.) 4J2. Fax (403)277-4251.

Sunday, May 26th 2002: V-Con Society meet- Aug. 23-25: Dragonflight at Seattle University, ing. The primary purpose of the meetings (ex- Seattle, Washington. (A gaming con.) Special cept for the last one – which is the AGM) is to guest: Steve Jackson. Sponsored by Metro review the progress of VCon 27. Seattle Gamers (Ballard). Preregistration for the current Dragonflight: to MSG members, $20; for May 26: Vancouver Comicon. For more infor- non-members (this includes $10 for member- mation please call 604-322-6412 or e-mail ship), $30. Write to Dragonflight, PO Box 776, [email protected]. Also see http:// Seattle, WA 98111-0776, USA. Send mail to mypages.uniserve.com/~lswong/ [email protected] with questions or Comicon.html comments or see URL www.dragonflight.org 9 FANZINES

By Ted White

Fanzines are a basic part of science fiction fandom, having been in existence as long as fandom itself – the past 70 years. Fanzines are a reflection of many fans’ interest in the printed word and amateur publishing. The publication you are reading this in is a fanzine, but a spe- cialized one. A variety of other fanzines are also THIS SPACE AVAILABLE FOR FILLOS available – many of them by request – and this column will cover some of them each issue. All fanzines are published as a hobby and lose money. Their editors appreciate money to defray their expenses and sometimes list single- copy or subscription prices, but they appreciate even more your written response – a Letter of Comment, or LoC. Feedback – better known in fandom as “egoboo” – is what fanzine publishing is all about. Check out the fanzine below and broaden your participation in fandom. written pieces are also reprinted. The issue opens with a photo tribute to the :: late Jack Harness. In his editorial Kaiser talks about a “mini-vacation” in nearby Nevada – and NONSTOP FUN IS HARD ON THE HEART #5 illustrates it with a color photo of himself on a (Dwain Kaiser, P.O.Box 1074, Claremont, CA jet ski. Following the “Rotsler section” there are 91711; e-mail to [email protected]; avail- a couple of pages of filk lyrics – “This Old Fan” able for “the usual” – trades, contributions or and “Talking LASFS Blues.” Then there’s Jim letters of comment – but send the guy a buck for Schumacher’s “The Good Ol’ Daze,” about Los his postage when making an initial query) Angeles fandom in the late ’60s – in which Nonstop Fun is a good journeyman fanzine. Rotsler also figures prominently, “Las Vegas Once upon a time fandom was full of good jour- Adventures 2001” by Lyn Pederson, “The ValSFA neyman fanzines – one or more could be counted Chronicles,” a story by John Welsh, and 17 upon to arrive in the mail weekly, if not more pages of letters by fans whose names will be often. These days such fanzines are rare and to increasingly familiar to you as you read the be prized. fanzines I’ve reviewed here in the past year. They’re also a good place for newcomers to There are hundreds, if not thousands, of fans fanzines to get their toes wet. They won’t over- out there in Greater Fandom now. But the whelm you or intimidate you with their bril- number of fans who are active in fanzines is liance; they’re more likely to make you feel like much smaller – between 500 and 1,000 world- this is something you can do and want to do too. wide. And of those fans perhaps 200 are regu- They are easy to participate in. larly active in English-language fanzines. Thus The fifth Nonstop Fun runs a solid 52 pages of the same 20 or 30 names will crop up over and readably large computer-set type mimeographed over in the letter columns of various fanzines, impeccably by the LASFS superGestetner on a and fairly quickly they become easily identifiable light turquoise paper. There are a few colour- individual voices, people you begin to think you printed pieces (art and photos) and most of know (at least a little) and with whom you want fandom’s best artists are well-represented in to discuss various topics. And that’s what these pages but the late William (Bill) Rotsler fanzines are really about: unambitious venues gets the place of honour: in addition to a gener- for discussions, essays, arguments and conver- ous helping of his art throughout the zine, sations. Sound interesting? Get a copy of Rotsler is remembered appreciatively by Earl Nonstop Fun. Kemp in the centrepiece article, “Just My Bill, An Ordinary Guy.” Several of Rotsler’s short —Ted White 10 OUR TRADES

Garth Spencer down decisions or learn what the upcoming issues will be. This edition is distinguished by With this issue I want to start reviewing the John Bartley’s article on Portland Neighborhood fanzines we receive in trade. I should apologize Emergency Team Training. Pulsar newsletters to all our trades, because I haven’t featured are generally distinguished by fannish interior reviews of their zines since … well, since the last illustrations, and by running ads – for local VCon, I think. I may, accidentally, include stores, and also for members’ services – which I fanzines sent to me for my personalzine; bear don’t often see in your basic newsletter. with me. Could we take some lessons from Pulsar? Do you have goods or services you want to adver- Burnaby Writers’ Society newsletter, Jan/Feb. tise? (Come to think of it, I have …) 2002 (6584 Deer Lake Ave., Burnaby, B.C. V5G 3T7); also visit the BWS website at Opuntia 50.1A, Jan. 2002 (Dale Speirs, www.bws.bc.ca. A basic newsletter – legal- POBox 6830, Calgary, AB T2P 2E7) has an length, double-sided – for a writers’ group, interesting numbering system, which goes with featuring workshop meetings, readings, who sold Dale’s interesting rotation among several func- what to whom, local resources, events and tions – one month his zine principally runs contests; and the newsletter lists not only con- letters, another month it mainly consists of tests, but some genre market information, which fanzine reviews, and the whole-number issues is a particular interest of mine. are devoted to small-group history, such as histories of fandom. The Ottawa SF Statement 26:1, Jan. 2002 This issue runs letters responding to Dale’s (Paul Valcour ed., Ottawa SF Society, c/o 456 article on the history of very early amateur Gladstone Ave., Ottawa, ON K1R 5N8, journalism, on the Medicine Hat Zine Party, on [email protected]) looks a lot spiffier now Lloyd Penney’s mixed results on showing SF than when I first clapped eyes on it, in the early fanzines to mediafans, conreports, etc.; Dale 1980s; not only is it photocopied rather than Speirs’ short fanzine reviews; and reviews of mail mimeographed, but the layout is a lot cleaner art, which I don’t really comprehend. This issue and more consistent.This issue features a little is also distinguished by book reviews: of a club news, a little fan news, lots of reviews of Benedict Arnold biography; of Alpha Beta (by film, books, cons and fanzines, and listings of John Man), about civilization’s arguably greatest regional events and upcoming cons. Apart from invention: the alphabet; and of A Fish Caught in Pres. Joel Polowin’s editorial, Paul Valcour’s Time, the discovery of the surviving coelacanth. lament for the disappearance of Con-TRACT, and Also he tells us about Benoit Girard’s and Ted White’s review of Plokta, this issue doesn’t Franz Miklis’ World Wide Party (every June 21st feature a lot of personal opinion. at 9 p.m. local time).

Pulsar #278, Jan. 2002 (Portland SF Society, De Profundis #349, Jan. 2002 (Marty Cantor POBox 4602, Portland, OR 97208) is a half-size ed., Los Angeles Science Fiction Society, 11513 (5.5” x 8.5”) newsletter – the same fold-a-letter- Burbank Blvd., N. Hollywood, CA 91601, U.S.A.) sheet format I favour most of the time – but Now here’s something I haven’t seen in donkey’s somebody keeps forgetting to staple it in the years (although De Profundis was on our trade middle. This issue describes regular upcoming list when I took up the reins …) club meetings (second Saturdays, followed by a This is your basic letter-size two-column restaurant gathering), an “alt.porsfis” meeting- meetings-calendar-minutes newsletter, albeit in cum-birthday-party at a member’s house, and very small type on *PINK* paper. *PINK* reminds editorial discussion of the January crunch, me vaguely of a Philip K. Dick routine, but I when Rustycon, the PorSFiS meeting and the can’t remember whether *PINK*ness is Good or SCA’s Twelfth Night event occurred at the same Evil. Ted White syndicates his fanzine column time. A local event calendar, convention listing, here, too; Los Angeles Filkers Anonymous placed and notice of elections is followed by club min- an ad; zines in trade, new books and videos in utes. the club library, an obituary for John Stanley A very basic newsletter, then – but very Woolston and a William Rotsler mini gallery are useful, if you’re trying to find meetings or track included. 11

Media File

Ray “Dr. Media” Seredin phaser; ‘The Talk Show Guest From Hell’ keeps falling to lower forms of TV programming until he Special Edition: lands in a place much worse than Hell, called Jerry Springer.) Geeks Dress as Freaks – The Media’s Image I wasn’t laughing at the sketch itself (though of SF Conventions. it was funny), but at the person who made it; this person very likely has never been to a real Sorry I haven’t written much in the past few science-fantasy convention lately. months. However, having seen airliners slam- First of all: even if a real Wedding Story ming into American national landmarks with episode took place at a so-called sci-fi conven- scores of people dying, and fellow Canadians tion not everyone there would dress as their fighting in the war to defeat the lunatics who like favourite “Science-Fantasy” character. (Note: My seeing airliners slamming into landmarks, and old boss at Seven-11, who’s a big fan of the my mom having a major stroke, and moving series, told me that in the nine years it’s been down to Vancouver to help look after her … my on, no episode takes place at one.) No-one can mind was away from fandom for quite a while. just walk into a Zeller’s and buy a Klingon war- Before I go any further I would like to say a rior costume from the “Eccentric People Who Go big “THANK YOU” to BCSFA members Kathleen To Sci-Fi Conventions Department”. Costuming Moore Freeman, Philip Freeman, their two kids takes tons of time. A Klingon warrior costume Arlene and Madeleine, and Barb Dryer for their takes weeks, if not months to make. A Tom wonderful help in mid-December when the Baker costume is quite easy, if you get your hospital moved my mom down here and before I mother’s scarf and spend all your free time found a place to live down here. Thanks for hanging around the local Value Village for the letting me stay in you home over a delightful right combo. Viewing the video taken at VCon Christmas, and to Barb for tracking down the 26, I worked out that only about 1/5th of the Freemans. These people are the reason I love members at a typical convention are in cos- fandom. tumes. So, even at a large convention like Norwescon, with 2,500 members, only about 500 The topic today first came up after I returned will be dressed in “Science-Fantasy” costumes; home from a Orion Consulate New Year’s party the other 2,000 will dress in blue jeans and T- in 1999, and turned on “Saturday Night Live”. shirts like everyone else. They had this animated sketch called “Fun With Second, besides the bride, the groom, the Real Audio/The Talk Show Guest From Hell”: a bridesmaids, the best man, the priest, William real-life comic does late-night talk shows, who is Shatner and the Talk Show Guest From Hell, so boring he can send bricks to sleep; each host everyone there looked like the poster boy for Pen pulls a lever, and he keep falling from show to & Pocket Protector Monthly. They spell it out show, until they run out of talk shows. After G.E.E.K.S.. If you took away their costumes and being dropped from the last, late, late-night talk dressed them in regular street clothes, they show, he lands on a Wedding Story episode, would look like the lunch room at Microsoft; taking place at “The Tri-States Tri-Annual Sci-Fi however, unlike real men and women working Convention”, with a bride dressed as Joanna for Bill Gates, they would have a hard time Pencroft from Mysterious Island, the groom as the getting laid with just each other. Tom-Baker-era “Doctor Who”, the two brides- OK, this was true a bit, back in 1987 when I maids as Princess Leias, the best man as a first started to go to cons. Yet today’s fandom “ST:TNG”-era Klingon warrior, the Minister as a members are mainstream folks. Though many priest from the 1984 Dune movie, and everyone science fantasy followers work in high-tech else there as everyone from HR Huff’n’Stuff to industries, most work in very ordinary jobs. In Xena: Warrior Princess. To top this scene, William BCSFA alone we have a cook, a childcare Shatner walks through repeating “Get a life!” worker, a metal worker, an accountant, a from the classic 1986 live-action sketch. teacher and a handful of members between jobs, (For the people wanting to know how it ends. or retired. To my knowledge, most of our mem- The Klingon makes a hole in the floor with his bers look like your so-called “regular person” not 12

like SNL “geeks dressed as freaks”. they’re afraid of being surrounded “geeks and The main problem is that mainstream media freaks.” are interested in just getting ratings from their Faced with these facts, I have a new life goal. coverage of a science-fantasy convention. They Get at least 1% of the other 360,000 science- say “Let’s film all these weird people in those fantasy genus followers living in BC to a VCon weird costumes, interview a geek or two and once in their lives. I hope by using my forget the other members who looks ‘normal camcorder to record the 280 who are just normal people’ “. people or people who dress as their favourite If you believe Statistics Canada’s 1996 cen- “Sci-Fi” characters, only for the weekend. I hope sus, 7.5% of Canada’s total population watches, that some broadcaster like “Space: TIS” will use reads or goes to movies of the science-fantasy the footage to show a SF convention is not a genre. If this is so, why does VCon attract only gathering of “Freaks and Geeks,” just a gather- about 350, and not the other 360,400 genre ing of people who happen to like the science- followers who live in BC? (Note: If we did get fantasy genre. 360,750 members to a VCon we would have to That’s all from me for now, I wish you the take over both Victoria and Duncan to house best and I’ll be seeing you. them all.) I feel that mainstream media images of Ray “Dr. Media” Seredin, [email protected] science-fantasy conventions make the other 360,400 followers into “Closet Fans”. They enjoy (Editor comments: or else the people who Just genre TV, movies, books and magazines, but Read The Stuff neither know about, nor show they don’t want to go to conventions, because much interest in conventions … –GS)

NEWS in May 2001 of Murray Moore of Mississauga Who Traveled to Exotic Vancouver and to Fabulous THE MIGHTY FALLEN Seattle – is now available at $5.00, Canadian or Jon Gustafson in Moscow, Idaho is ailing, U.S. This is a 10,000-plus-word trip report, like far too many of our friends in fandom. You featuring “more than 20 cartoons by Scott Patri, are probably aware that Jon has given years of and a sheet of full-colour photographs of fans service to the Moscow fan community (the and pros at VCon: Steve Forty, Robert J. Sawyer, Palouse Empire SF Association), and to Moscon, Timothy Anderson, Candas Jane Dorsey, Garth their annual convention; and that for some time Spencer, Clint Budd, Donna McMahon, Fran he has offered both art appraisal services, and a Skene.” CD collection of fanart. Murray adds: Vicki Mitchell writes: “I don’t usually name drop. But I have decided the following people will want to know their name “I moved Jon to Good Samaritan Village last appears at least once in my 2001 Canadian Unity Thursday. He is supposed to be receiving physical, Fan Fund (CUFF) trip report. Culled from the speech, and occupational therapy. At times, he index of my CUFF report are these names of B.C. seems fairly clear-headed and rational, and you and Alberta fans and pros: Betz, Al; Brechin, can carry on a reasonable conversation with him. Andrew; Budd, Clint; Cameron, R. Graeme; At other times, he is confused … His MRIs Coney, Michael; Patri, Scott “Honcho”; Dorsey, showed two very small strokes, and something else Candas Jane; Duncan, Dave; Esparo, Daniela; the doctors don’t quite understand. They want to Forty, Steve; Johnson, Frank; Kernaghan, Eileen; repeat the scans in about three weeks ... McKee, Charles; McMahon, Donna; Murdoch, “Anyone who wants to send Jon a card can just Andrew; Robinson, Spider; Runte, Robert; send it to the house: Russell, Sean; Savage, Gillian; Skene, Fran; 621 East F. Street, Moscow, ID 83843.” Speirs, Dale; Spencer, Garth; Tentchoff, Marcie. late Jan. and early Feb. 2002 “Satisfy your curiosity about this index entry: Cumberland, dick all to do in. Refresh your CUFF NEWS memory of the Shove It Up Your Mundane Elron Award. Check the K listings: Kay, Guy Gavriel; Murray Moore’s 2001 CUFF trip report – titled A Kernaghan, Eileen; King, Mackenzie; King, Trip Report Found in a Plain Manila Envelope, Stephen. Also included: nods to DaVinci’s Inquest sub-titled Being a True Account of the Adventures and to the Lawrence Gough Willis and Parker 13

series. Plus, as the line goes, a whole lot more. But meeting yet to be determined. it’s true.” “The auction is liable to be the biggest meeting “All proceeds go to CUFF, either $5 Canadian of the year in attendance terms, so we must take or $5 U.S. U.S. dollar cheques advantage of it by calling for nominations at that are good. All cheques payable to CUFF, please. meeting. A meeting held separately for a call for Copies will be mailed to CUFF supporters in nominations would likely get fewer than 10 April.” people. The VCon auction is likely to get more Write to Murray Moore, 2001-2002 CUFF than 10 people. It’s our best shot at turnout for Administrator, at 1065 Henley Road, nominations. Yet, if run properly, the nominations Mississauga, ON L4Y 1C8. won’t take up more than a few minutes. An Murray Moore, 17 Feb 2002 informal meeting can then follow, without hinder- ing the auction in any way.” LIFE AFTER FURDOM? The Graeme, Jan. 30/02 Coming next summer will be the new novel by science fiction writer Rudy Rucker. Unlike THE UNCANNY: most SF books, this one will be illustrated by EXPERIMENTS IN CYBORG CULTURE familiar furry fan, Taral Wayne. A science-fictional model exhibit at The The book is scheduled as a hardcover for Vancouver Art Gallery from Feb 9 to May 26, June by Tor Books, a noted name in SF. (The 2002; 750 Hornby Street Vancouver, tel. (604)- usual practise is to follow this by a cheaper 662-4700; URL www.vanartgallery.bc.ca paperback about a year later.) Called Spaceland, in it a business man is drawn into a plot by one Stan Hyde, of the Monster Attack Team higher dimensional power against another, when Canada, writes in his latest newsletter: he is given a miraculous device to market that works through the 4th dimension. 18 drawings “… I (along with some help with Scott Farquhar and illustrate the action and concepts throughout Angelo Loperfido) have been building kits and doing bases the novel. for toys to be featured in this show at the Vancouver Art The drawings are closely based on the au- Gallery. I’m awfully excited about it myself – because of thor’s own sketches, bringing them the finish the coolness of the theme, not just because I helped contrib- and clarity the artist is known for. ute to it. A write-up from the web site follows: Rudy Rucker’s novel, White Light was pub- lished in 1980, and was the first of several in “Today we see the cyborg everywhere around us that decade. A professor of mathematics, the – Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Terminator, Star author’s career is reflected in all his work. Trek’s Borg, William Gibson’s cyberpunks and Taral Wayne, the reader ought to know. Nintendo’s GameBoy. THE UNCANNY is a wide- (However... he was a founding member of ranging exhibition that explores historical and Rowrbrazzle, a habitual contributor to Gallery, contemporary representation of the cybernetic six-time Hugo nominee as an artist, GoH at one body – the combination of human and machine – early Confurence, and artist behind the Beatrix in the visual arts and popular culture. series of comics.) He is currently working on a “The exhibition proceeds from the premise that story for Mayhem Country, and an illustrated the image of the cyborg has traditionally provided version of Paul Kidd’s Hot Buttered Mice for Mu our culture with a visual metaphor for the anxiety Press. that accompanied the growing presence of the Taral Wayne, 3 Feb ‘02 machine in western culture. Modern culture¹s representation of the cyborg shuttles between a YOU, TOO, Could Run Our Club! celebratory fascination with the machine and an intense anxiety around masculinity and mechani- Fearless Leader Graeme writes: cal equipment. “Key historical works will include a 19th “As I emailed Garth … I want to take a few century automaton, 19th century scientific photog- minutes of the [March] auction at S. 40’s to call raphy and early 20th artworks by Marcel for nominations to the BCSFA executive. If any Duchamp, Pablo Picasso, Fernand Léger and nominations are unopposed, the new executive Francis Picabia. The exhibition will also include [will be] acclaimed at the March [BCSFA] meet- contemporary works by Tony Oursler, Moriko ing. If there are competing candidates, hold an Mori, Gary Hill, Takashi Murakami, Lee Bul, election for the contested positions at a following Survival Research Lab and many more. Both the

continued on page 21 14 NILS HELMER FROME: CANADA’S FIRST Fiction Collector, Litterio Farsci’s Golden Atom, FANZINE EDITOR John Giunta’s Scientitales, Louis Kuslan’s Cos- mic Tales, Beak Taylor’s 8-Ball/Canadian Richard Graeme Cameron Fandom, Francis Paro’s Fanfare, Bob Studley’s Sciental, Oswald Train’s Science Fiction Adven- Compiled by R. Graeme Cameron for the BCSFA tures, J.J. Fortier’s Stunning Scientifan, Walter Archive Website “The Marconette’s Scienti-Snaps, Olon F. Wiggin’s Canadian Fancyclopedia”. What follows is a Science Fiction Fan, & James V. Taurasi’s sample of the kind of info Vadjong. In addition, Harry Warner Jr. contacted you can find at: < members.shaw.ca/rgraeme/ Frome direct for material to use in his zine home.html > Spaceways, as did Les Croutch for Light (#115 April 1942 for example, its cover a Frome line Nils Helmer Frome was Canada’s first SF drawing of four nymphs or dryads). Those faned, first leading fan, and quite possibly, searching for Frome’s work should note that he Canada’s first fan on record. He published sometimes used the pen name ‘Herkanos’, Supramundane Stories (the first Canadian especially in his letters of comment. fanzine) & Fantasy Pictorial out of Fraser Mills, After graduating school Frome found work in B.C. in the late 1930s. various lumber camps and mills, which may Born in Ratansbyrn, Jamtland, Sweden on explain why he stopped publishing July 10th, 1918. After his mother died, given by Supramundane Stories. He did, however, main- his father to another family to raise. At the age of tain a high level of fanac, as Moskowitz’s activity 4, refused to go back to living with his father! on his behalf attests. This may have been in Eventually adopted by the foster family, who compensation for being continually trapped in a moved to Canada, & ultimately settled in Fraser working environment where his interests in art Mills, B.C., on the North side of the Fraser River & SF were not held in high esteem. According to just east of New Westminster (and about 40 Michael Dann “He seems to have been unhappy minutes walk from where I live in Coquitlam). with his life.... had emotional problems dealing Michael Dann wrote: “Helmer was very much with people... seems to have resulted from his a loner as a child and throughout his life. He being a loner and from a creative mind that seems to have had few, if any, close friends, quickly became bored.... due to his above aver- spending most of his time collecting science age intelligence and his inability to communi- fiction, reading history, drawing and writing.” cate on the more mundane level.” After high school he attended Vocational Art The war must have been particularly frus- School in Vancouver. trating. Being a skilled lumberjack, considered a His first issue of Supramundane Stories came strategically important job, he was not allowed out in Oct 1936. He would have been 18 years to change jobs or enlist. So he spent most of the old, a relatively mature age for a fan of that era. war, and some years after, in lumber camps. For The point is, he was already an established fan a long time his address was ‘Camp 5, Bloedel, well known North America-wide and considered B.C.’ Canada’s leading fan. He had, for instance, been Still, he found time to send out a stream of in touch with C. Hamilton Bloomer, a prominent art, commentary, fiction & articles. One example San Francisco fan, and purchased a multigraph of his fiction is ‘The Mirror’, published in Canfan mimeo from him. He established regular corre- #10 in may 1946. The first paragraph reads: “As spondence with James Blish and H. P. Lovecraft, the car gasped its last and finally expired, John among others. Sam Moskowitz began corre- Sloan cursed the fate which had stranded him sponding with him in 1937 and acted as an there on that lonely road, with night coming on, unpaid agent, distributing Frome’s articles, art & and an uncertain storm muttering to itself in the fiction to numerous fanzines. distance.” And the last: “The curious mirror cast Here is Moskowitz’s list of publications he back the reflection of the figure of an old man, agented Frome’s work to and saw published in his ruthless countenance painted by the fire, the late 1930s & during the 1940s: Moskowitz’s now slack in death. He was sitting crumbled own Helios & Fantasy Artists, Alex Osheroff’s The there in the midst of the house he had Science Fiction Scout, Robert Madle’s stolen....Alone.” A common theme in his life it Fantascience Digest, John V. Baltadonis’ Science seems, being alone. 15 Of his art, Michael Dann wrote: “Throughout itself survives. his drawings the eyes were sombre, dark, brood- This entry would have been even longer had ing, and somehow frightening. Perhaps his I possessed Howard Phillips Lovecraft And Nils inability to understand people expressed itself in Helmer Frome: A Recollection Of One Of Canada’s the eyes of his portraits. The only portraits Earliest Fans, edited by Sam Moskowitz and which did not suffer from the ‘strange’ eyes were Kenneth Faig, put out by The Moshassuck those of a few relatives & close friends.” Press, Glenview, Illinois in May of 1989. Accord- Taral wrote: “Frome himself continued as an ing to Moskowitz it contains: “the H.P. Lovecraft active fan into the 40s, drawing and writing for letters to Nils H. Frome...the letters of Frome to Canadian Fandom. He was one of Two artists” (Al me; unpublished fiction and articles by Frome... Betts the other) “who alternated covers for the actual interview with Frome’s half-brother by Canfan for all the copies I’ve seen of the first Michael Dann & Brenda Yvonne from New Cana- dozen issues. Of the two, Frome was the better, dian Fandom; a reproduction of both issues of in my opinion, having a better grasp of anatomy Frome’s Supramundane Stories, complete; the and exhibiting better draughtsmanship.... Like first published Frome; a selection of Frome’s most fan art of the 40s, it was derivative of the drawings...and miscellaneous items totalling 160 pulp illustrators, and particularly of the fantasy pages.” illustrators. The style was dramatic and brood- Apart from the reproduced Supramundanes, ing, effects achieved by crosshatching, and the the letters would be especially interesting to art showed good understanding of light. Of the read. Moskowitz wrote: they “gave me a good three covers in my possession, two are domi- account of his publishing, dates his periodicals nated by huge, moody faces that have some real actually appeared, titles of some of the pieces he power as art. Generally less claustrophobic than mailed me, facts about his life, his philosophy most fantasy art of the time, and more surreal and his successes and his disappointments. I than illustrations for most adventure of SF reproduced these letters in the Frome book, only stories, too, Frome had a real talent and may in a much more readable form than his micro- well have gone on to some professional career. scopic script in green and blue inks, which Somewhere, but not in science fiction.” makes H.P. Lovecraft’s notes look like large-type In the summer of 1953 a nearly fatal bowel books.” obstruction dictated a hospital stay lasting 76 Now follows a description of his published days. Frome spent much of the time drawing, fanzines. expanding his artistic skills. Afterwards, among Supramundane Stories #1 other jobs all over B.C. working for various (#1 - Oct 1936) - 32 pages printed on a companies, he did design work for the Dept of multigraph mimeo Frome had earlier purchased Recreation & Conservation. Then he came back from San Francisco fan C. Hamilton Bloomer to the Lower Mainland and tried to survive as a (who had used it to print the first American commercial artist. Despite selling illustrations of multigraphed zine Tesseract). The cover, done by B.C. “buildings, ships, trains & places” to news- Frome himself, depicted a . papers, success eluded him. A drinking habit According to Sam Moskowitz: “Another high begun in his early twenties was now a major quality periodical of the time... Frome illustrated problem. As if desiring to begin anew and find it by hand, and although he possessed no little his roots, he left for Sweden to visit his relatives artistic ability, he showed a disquieting dislike circa 1960/1961. He never came back. for uniformity by illustrating every copy of the In the words of Michael Dann: “Nils Helmer magazine differently. For the particular fan Frome was found dead in the Hydro Hotel in collector it would have been necessary to obtain Llandudno, Caernarvonshire, Wales. He had every copy of the periodical in existence in order been working on odd jobs and as a part-time to own all the variations.” Moskowitz acquired boilerman for the hotel. His diary reveals he had no less than 6 copies! considered suicide for some time. The date was As Moskowitz later wrote: “I checked my files the 27th of March, 1962. He was less than 44 of Supramundane Stories. There were two issues years old. He had one three-penny piece in his but I kept two copies of the first and at one time possession.” I had six in the files at the same time. Why? Sad. But at least in his early adult years his Because every copy was different. Different fanac provided the sense of accomplishment and illustrations, different textual arrangements, community which evaded him in the mundane even different text. I wanted to record proof that ‘real’ world. And he’s not forgotten. His memory such was the case...” lives on for at least as long as Canadian fandom The R. D. Swisher checklist confirmed it 16

wasn’t just the art that was different with every issue. “Probably one of the most unusual fanzines ever issued was the first issue of GARTH SPENCER offers word processing, Supramundane Stories... No two copies were proofreading, and copy-editing services to identical. Each and every one contained different interested writers. He can work from standard illustrations, articles, ads, set up of stories. cassette dictation tapes or handwritten mss., to Cover and illustrations done by hand. No two standard fiction-submission, or specified copies of this issue are identical. Some pages nonfiction submission formats. Either inkjet dated Oct, some Dec-Jan.” printouts or PC disk copies can be available on Quoting Harry Warner: “The best Swisher demand. Please allow a week’s lead time on could do was to publish two separate descrip- assignments longer than 20 pages. Call or tions of it, from varying descriptions given by email Garth Spencer at 604-325-7314, Dick Wilson & Donald Wollheim.” [email protected]. #1 contained two short stories: ‘Cosmic Vampire’ on pages 2 to 16, and ‘The Thought God Calls’ pages 17-21. Supramundane Stories #2 (#2 - Feb 1938) - 24 hektographed pages. ceived of a kind of one-shot APA, wherein fans The cover by Frome was some sort of forest would send in 50 copies of special editions of landscape. Because it was hektographed, every their regular zine, or one-shots, and receive copy of this issue was identical. copies of all the others. One copy of their own #2 contained the following fiction, zine, plus any excess copies if fewer than 50 ‘Nyarlathotep’ by H.P. Lovecraft, pages 1-2 &4, fans contributed, would be sold to raise funds. ‘Blurred World’ pages 5 & 6, ‘The Mystery Of The Inspired by news of this, Frome probably Mist’ pages 7-10, & ‘The Strange Case Of William selected items from his personal portfolio and York’ pages 15-20. hektographed the 50 copies (which is near the Moskowitz described #2 as containing “supe- absolute number of copies you can achieve with rior material”, including “Notes On The Writing that process anyway — probably why Moskowitz Of Weird Fiction” by H.P. Lovecraft, a news item picked that number, most fans using provided by August W. Derleth (who later hektography in that era) and sent them off as founded Arkham House), poems by Clark Ashton quickly as possible. In return he would have Smith, and prose (articles? Fiction?) by J. received a bounty of reading material, including: Harvey Haggard, Duane W. Rimel, Lionel Marconette’s Scienti-Snaps, Wiggins’ The Science Dilbeck, & others. It also contained some sort of Fiction Conventioneer, McPhail’s Stf and Non- contribution from Moskowitz himself, who by sense, Taurasi’s Wonder Fiction Annual, Sykora’s this time was acting as Frome’s “unpaid agent” The Scientifilmaker and much else. Frome must for distributing his art & writings to assorted have been thrilled when all that arrived in a fanzines. single bundle at his Fraser Mills post office box.. Supramundane Stories #3 A faned’s dream. This could well be the last zine (#3) was never published or even prepared. ever published by Frome as the second (and last) But Frome had acquired the short story ‘What issue of Supramundane Stories had already been The Moon Brings’ from H.P. Lovecraft for #3, and published in February of 1938. But Frome when his publishing plans collapsed, sent it to remained active in fandom, if no longer function- American fan James V. Taurasi for publication in ing as a zine ed, in that he regularly contributed the 3rd annish of his Cosmic Tales. art to Croutch’s Light and early issues of Cana- Fantasy Pictorial dian Fandom through the early 1940s and was Hektographed portfolio of art, probably still listed in the Canadian fan directory in 1952. exclusively Frome’s art, at least 12 pages and at least 50 copies, pubbed out of Fraser Mills, B.C., This info brought to you by the BCSFA Archive in early 1938. website. If you want to learn more obsessively Sam Moskowitz & Will Sykora, prominent detailed info about Canadian fanzines and American fans, were planning a convention in fandom, check out: Newark, New Jersey, to be held May 21st, 1938, < members.shaw.ca/rgraeme/home.html > and dubbed “The First National Science Fiction Convention” (actually the fourth SF convention Richard Graeme Cameron , held in the US). The hall rented for $3, but they 21 Jan 2002 needed more start up money. Moskowitz con- 17 CRANK THEORIES neric terms, for classes like fish, fowl, tree, and by Garth Spencer so on. part VIIth and last “Do you speak the Kragan language, general?” she asked. “I understand it’s Crank Theories in Popular Fiction entirely different from the other Equato- There is a saying that the golden age of rial Ulleran languages.” science fiction is about 13. At that age, we’re “Yes. That’s what gives the Kragans an pretty naïve and uncritical, and almost any entirely different semantic orientation. influence might imprint on us – science fiction, For instance, they have nothing like a God, chess, martial arts, even Frank Sinatra subject-predicate sentence structure. (God help us). That’s why … they are entirely non- Granting the role that science fiction can religious. Their language hasn’t instilled play in exercising our imaginations … isn’t an in them a predisposition to think of author obliged to mark clearly, somehow, where everything as the result of an action science ends and speculation, or outright crank performed by an agent. And they have no theories, begin? (Considering how many definite parts of speech; any word can be defenseless uncritical naive minds are out there used as any part of speech, depending on ....) context. Tense is applied to words used as nouns, not words used as verbs; there Heinlein’s and Piper’s ideas about language are four tenses – spatial-temporal There are some ill-informed ideas about present, things here-and-now; spatial language structure that I had to unlearn, after present and temporal remote, things reading short novels by Robert Heinlein and H. which were here at some other time; Beam Piper. Examples: spatial remote and temporal present, things existing now somewhere else, and “I saw a man shot once on Mimir, for spatial-temporal remote, things some- calling another man a son of a Khooghra,” where else some other time.” Jack said. “The man who shot him had (Piper, Uller Uprising, New York: Ace, 1983) been on Yggdrasil and knew what he was being called.” About the time that Piper was writing, SF “I spent a couple of years among them,” writers were thinking about the Sapir-Whorf Gerd said. “They do build fires; I’ll give hypothesis: the linguistic hypothesis that the them that. … I learned their language, all language we speak somehow shapes and chan- eighty-two words of it. …” nels our thought. Constructed-language enthu- “Can they generalize?” Ruth asked. siasts are still playing with this notion, to this “Honey, they can’t do nothin’ else but! day. Whether it holds any water or not, I leave Every word in their language is a high- for you to decide. order generalization. Hroosha, live-thing. Noosha, bad-thing. Dhishta, thing-to-eat. James Hogan’s Giants trilogy Want me to go on? There are only sev- Some more odd notions, about language and enty-nine more of them.” technology for instance, that show up in some of (Piper, Little Fuzzy, New York: Ace, © 1962) James P. Hogan’s novels. Hogan may be best-known for his “Giants” This seems to echo a persistent idea going trilogy, in which a succession of scientific puz- around, that there are “primitive” languages zles are solved, leading to the discovery of a spoken today, on modern Earth. In point of fact whole hidden history of the human race, an every extant human language seems to be capa- unknown and destroyed world in our solar ble of expressing as much as any other human system, and a previous intelligent race, native to language, even if you have to work up a phrase that world. rather than a single word to translate it. If any- There are some logical problems with the thing, the languages of hunting-gathering socie- story, though, and I don’t mean problems with ties, with little traditional technology, have more Hogan’s projection of 21st-century technology. specific terms for everything in their environ- The first puzzle that Hogan’s characters face is a ment; the main difference from the languages of dead and dessicated spaceman found in a cave agrarian or industrial societies is a lack of ge- on the Moon … who seems to be 50,000 years 18 old. This fully-human corpse bears an ancient, you whisper a message to a person sitting next miniaturized handbook and a sort of digital to you, and they to the person sitting next to watch … and the investigators proceed to deci- them, and so on around a circle. By the time the pher everything they can, from the body and whisper gets back to you it will be unrecogniz- from these two artifacts. Hogan makes reference able. Similarly, a conspiracy’s agenda will be to computerized frequency analyses of the texts, progressively distorted as it goes from the initial leading to decipherment of the language. group to new members … either because they Now, let me just pose you some questions. reinterpret it according to their understanding, Just suppose that remains, including texts, from or modify it according to their own agendas. The a previously unknown ancient civilization landed end result is that any conspiracy will divide, or in the hands of the specialists best prepared to simply break up, beyond a limited number of evaluate them; wouldn’t you expect some time members. lag, extending to a few generations, before the The bottom line seems to be, we can expect a specialists could get over their disbelief? Leaving number of conspiracies in any society at any that aside, how can you get from frequency time … but it is pretty unlikely that even one of analyses of the signs in previously unknown them will be vast, or powerful, or long-lasting, or script, to decipherment of a language? (You may very effective. object that the Russian frequency analysis of Mayan steles was followed, relatively quickly, by Perhaps the best way to expose crank theo- their recent decipherment. I await corrobora- ries is to send them up. Satirize them. Make tion.) As to ancient artifacts: I would be sur- them look silly. This is essentially what Robert prised if any contemporary solid-state technol- Wilson and Robert Shea did with American ogy remained functional more than twenty or conspiracy theories of the 1960s and 1970s, and thirty years; in fact, a pressing concern today is what Umberto Eco did with similar European that digitized records have far less lifespan than ideas of the 1980s and 1990s. magnetic tapes, tapes have rather less lifespan than contemporary paper records, and contem- CONCLUSIONS: Signs of a Crank Theory porary paper has so high an acid content, even 200-year-old documents – with far lower acid By this point you probably have your own content – are more likely to outlive contemporary take on the stories I have presented. On my own records. How likely is it that we could happen on I concluded that crank theories share the follow- devices as much as 50,000 years old, and make ing signs: them yield information? The same problem comes up later in the • Going beyond the facts / extrapolating too Giants trilogy, when the same investigators turn much from too little data up remains of a spacefaring species on • Poor standards of evidence Ganymede, approximately 25 million years old, • exceeding credibility, not just conventions and again recovers a lost language and the • Unsupported leaps of logic records in that language. • Poor standards of reasoning • inconsistency of reasoning Robert Wilson & Robert Shea: Illuminatus! • jumping erratically between topics Umberto Eco: Foucault’s Pendulum • Poor standards of rhetoric (e.g. 5/5/2000) Michael Flynn: The Country of the Blind • dragging in irrelevancies, not just tangentials; One of the less amusing fixations in popular not only not strengthening, but actually culture has been paranoia, and the perception of weakening the case vast, powerful conspiracies manipulating public affairs. Other writers have drawn other conclusions, The gist of Illuminatus! and Foucault’s Pendu- in Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds, lum seems to be how absurd, foolish and ineffec- in * and in Robert Parks’ Voodoo Science. As tual are cranks, and conspiracy theorists, and Robert Parks points out, sometimes the bizarre conspirators themselves; and how divided they things reported in science news let laymen can be, among themselves. imagine that just anything is possible. Michael Flynn, in The Country of the Blind, The bottom line seems to be, though, that we makes a further point: setting up a secret society want to believe there are mysteries; that mira- with a conspiratorial goal is essentially like the cles can happen; that the impossible, some- children’s game of “Egyptian telephone”, where times, is possible. 19 continued from page 1 you. To me it means either a natural change in the form of activity in leisure interest groups … or the impending death of active fandom; of 1980s.) But Con-TRACT’s function as a con conventions, and by extension, of awards and listing, and apparent space constraints, mili- national fan publications and, ultimately, the tated against assuming all the functions a na- kind of group activities that fans used to give a tional newszine might perform. damn about. We have now to see who can, or will, step When I entered fandom I sensed some as- into the gap. There are a number of individuals sumptions that lay underneath the whole she- and newsletters tracking at least upcoming bang. When I encountered fanzines, and conven- conventions, and the major ones are online – the tions, I went along with the assumption that an Locus convention list, Con-Temporal, Lloyd interest in SF or fantasy was a social thing. Penney’s convention list for the “Made in When I encountered the Canadian SF & Fantasy Canada” website, and Jack Beslanwitch’s “SF Award, and the Canadian Unity Fan Fund, again Northwest” website. I went along with the assumption that the one Question: were you aware of Con-TRACT? served to promote fiction by Canadian SF and You should be, if you go to conventions, or work fantasy writers, and that the other served to on concoms. show some fans a Well-Known Fan from else- Of more concern to me: were you aware of, where in Canada; and that these enterprises and are you particularly interested in fandom were needed and wanted. across Canada? There are days, though, when I wonder if these assumptions are true anymore; or whether Bowling Alone they ever were. Now consider: Dale Speirs’ latest Opuntia Do you know what “Well-Known Fan” reviews a recent popular-sociology work, about means? Do you know what a fanzine is? Do you social changes in participatory entertainment. It know, or does it matter to you, what science isn’t just fandom that seems to have changed fiction and fantasy has been published in over the last generation or two. All sorts of Canada this year? I am interested in your re- formerly participatory leisure activities have sponse. suffered dropping levels of active involvement. Anyway I wanted to ask, should we start holding meetings in bowling lanes? Maybe the Maybe all of the foregoing is old news to you. one on Arbutus? We could even start our own Maybe it’s just baffling and doesn’t add up, to bowling league ...

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Get your original Science Fiction/Fantasy manuscript (approximate limit 5,000 words) critiqued by pro writers. $10.00 mailing and photocopying cost. Important: this is open only to pre-registered members of VCon 27. One manuscript or several poems per person. Deadline for submission is September 1 (postmarked). Guidelines: Participants receive, in advance, copies of manuscripts from the others in your group. Manuscripts will be critiqued by both pros and participants. You are expected to attend your as- signed workshop. (Let us know your availability at time of submission if you won’t be at V-Con the entire weekend.) Short stories, novel chapter(s) with a page of background info, SF poetry, and scripts for stage or screen are eligible. Send manuscript (with name, address, phone number and email address on the first page) in the format appropriate to the genre (with numbered pages) and the $10.00 fee (make check or money order out to Fran Skene) in a 9" x 12" envelope to: VCon 27 Writers Workshops, c/o Fran Skene, 109-8460 Jellicoe Street, Vancouver, BC V5S 4S8. More info: phone Fran at 604-433-8817 or email [email protected]. From Frances Skene , 6 Feb 2002 20

Book Reviews (reprinted from the Vancouver Sun of Saturday, Feb. 16, 2002)

Reviewed by Donna McMahon

Craig Nova, WETWARE, Random House, 2002 Literary aficionados who enjoy reading finely crafted prose and decoding its complex A well-known Canadian science fiction writer symbological and metaphorical underpinnings recently described the difference between liter- may like this book a great deal. Further, the ary fiction readers and science fiction readers. action is generally well paced, some settings are She passed a story she’d just written to a literary very vivid, and some details, such as poisonous friend. The friend read it and said she was sorry, corporate politics, are convincingly portrayed. but she didn’t understand the story. The char- Genre readers will notice that there are no acters did incomprehensible things and the characters to like or empathize with in this book, setting seemed especially peculiar and unrealis- that the setting is current day with only a few tic – like no place she knew of. The writer re- bits of unconvincing futuristic wallpaper, and plied, “But this story is set on the planet Mars. that the plot sputters out. (Nova will build a It says so in the first paragraph.” “Oh,” said the threat over many chapters and then eliminate it literary reader. “I thought that was a metaphor.” almost instantly, or even let important action Conversely, science fiction readers will have take place offstage and simply be announced by great difficulty with WETWARE, the ninth novel a character.) SF readers will also wonder why by literary author Craig Nova. Because this book the creation of a race of subhuman slaves has is set in the near future (2026) and its protago- had no visible economic, social or political im- nist is a geneticist working in the biotech indus- pact on the world, or how one scientist working try, it might be mistaken for science fiction. Not, alone in a poorly equipped basement can make a however, by science fiction readers. vaccine for a newly discovered plague overnight, Hal Briggs works for Galapagos Wetware. or even why anybody in an age of genetically Fresh from his success at designing subhuman optimized drugs would bother smoking opium. slaves to do dangerous or unpleasant work, he is And readers with even a cursory understand- now building a sentient human prototype to ing of biological science or biotech companies carry out more complex tasks—espionage and will simply guffaw. For example: our protagonist law enforcement, for example. The idea is to types genetic code as if he’s a computer pro- build pseudo-people who will carry out orders grammer (something that, if it ever becomes without hesitation or moral scruple, but Briggs possible, lies centuries ahead) and his project decides to hack a few extras into their code, creates two different human beings almost such as the ability to appreciate beauty. Then perfectly on the first try. Cloning Dolly the he gets carried away and adds more, giving the sheep – a simpler task by orders of magnitude – woman musical talent and an irresistible im- took years of effort and many failed attempts. pulse to find and love Briggs himself. In the 1940’s and 50’s science fiction often Briggs, of course, knows he will be caught conveyed a naive faith that science would solve sooner or later. What he doesn’t know is that he all humanity’s problems. This was inevitably isn’t the only one making illicit changes to this followed by the New Wave backlash of the 1970’s project. And when the prototype man and with a slew of books about how greed drives woman go missing, nobody, including him, science and we’re destroying our planet. In knows what will happen. 2002 this isn’t news. The cutting edge of SF is John Irving, who is a big fan of Craig Nova, asking the big questions: Does human nature says that he “demonstrates a knack for finding really make war inevitable? How can we organ- evil in both the common-most and most unex- ize five billion people so that individuals have pected places” and excels in “the discovery of dignity, freedom and choice? How do we bal- human weakness when and where it is a most ance technological development with ethics, or unwelcome discovery.” I certainly could not rationality with faith? dispute this. WETWARE is the sort of modern The literary community likes to moan about novel where depressed, alienated characters how literary authors are underappreciated by spend long periods of time contemplating the average readers. But the real culprit is these banality, futility and brutality of modern exist- writers’ obsession with gloom, futility and the ence until they either meet a gruesome death, or angst of the overeducated/underemployed drift off in enigmatic directionlessness. classes, which make literary novels irrelevant to 21 Steve replied: anyone who wants to look ahead for plausible “I like the idea of the RSN Home Guard. I think hope or inspiration, or even just sit down for a that it has the opportunity to become rather good, entertaining read. popular among the politically annoyed.” I’ll stick with real science fiction, thanks. Stephen Samuel , 3 Feb. 2001

THE CONTINUING ADVENTURES OF NEWS CANVENTION 2002 Paul “Ogre” Bushell wrote to me in early continued from page 13 February:

historical and contemporary sections of the “Con-Version membership prices have dropped exhibition will be supplemented with popular so hopefully you will be able to attend this year. cultural representations of the cyborg ranging Memberships are $40 until July 31 (no incremen- from 19th century illustrations and prints to tal increases!), $50 at the door. Hotel prices are contemporary film and Japanese anime, literature, $99 per night at the Westin, but since we are comic books and illustrations.” downtown, if you stay anywhere else, it is easy to Stan Hyde, MATC #15, 2 Feb. 2002 get downtown. The hotel has given us one free night for an early bird raffle. For all those that Our New Handbook is Out book rooms at the Westin prior to the end of May Steve Samuel volunteered to HTMLize the (date to be confirmed) they will be a draw for one second edition of the BCSFA Member’s Hand- night free. We will be getting our booking codes book, which I have updated and expanded with up on the website very soon.” some overview articles by Robert Runte of Paul “Ogre” Bushell Lethbridge. The Handbook has now been posted President, Calgary SFF Society at http://www3.telus.net/dh2/bcsfa/ . All (this is official now!) BCSFA members are urged to download their Chair, Con-Version 19/ Can-Vention 22 copy of the Handbook from Steve’s website. 2 Feb 2002 Dead-tree versions of the Handbook will also be available to non-members from Stop Press Concerning Canvention procedures, he also (which is me) at a positively unbeatable nominal wrote: “If you have any questions, or any sugges- price. tions, or comments you can send me, it would be appreciated.” I referred him to Graeme and to A PROPOS DE RIEN: One More Manic Idea from Murray Moore right away. Garth Later in February, I had email correspond- ence with Danita *, Con-Version’s Aurora In the middle of our correspondence, I found Awards coordinator, and referred her again to myself babbling to Steve: Graeme and also to Paul Valcour. (Unfortunately I have no name or contact information for the “I am getting more politicised. Not that I’m any Aurora Awards coordinator for Canvention 20, more inclined to get personally involved, face-to- Toronto Trek in 2000.) face, with community service or political action or like that;, but I’m getting more and more inclined Canzine Issues to throw caution to the winds, and start doing a John Mansfield is ceasing to publish Con- non-SF-fandom opinion zine, ranting about local TRACT, the bimonthly newsletter listing conven- politics and economy and the Evil Sinister World tions across Canada. Trade Organization Multilateral Investment So- Con-TRACT has been running since 1988 on Called Free Trade It Is to Laugh Conspiracy. Also a bimonthly basis, first via regular post and then I want to start a Home Guard for anti-terrorism through the Internet. John’s major concerns defence, under the aegis of the Royal Swiss Navy were to list SF, gaming and other conventions (which is me); because there are certainly across Canada, and to examine critically how terrorists, but the war on terrorism is not certainly they were run. He was in a position to do this, directed against terrorists. not only because he played a leading role in the “Is this a non-starter? What do you think?” Winnipeg SF Society and the annual convention, 22

Keycon, and not only by chairing the Winnipeg early 1990s, which themselves persevered after Worldcon; in my research materials on Canadian The Maple Leaf Rag and New Canadian Fandom fanhistory I found his name appearing at the folded in the late 1980s. (John’s wife Linda Ross- founding meeting of various Canadian SF clubs, Mansfield herself published such a periodical, ranging as far apart as Fredericton and Calgary, Northern Lights, up to the early 1980s.) But Con- starting in 1966. TRACT’s function as a con listing, and apparent There have been a number of national fan space constraints, militated against assuming all periodicals, either published or attempted or at the functions a national newszine might per- least talked about, since at least the 1970s. Con- form. We have now to see who can, or will, step TRACT assumed some of the functions of a into the gap. national newszine after the demise of MLR, Xeno- Paul Valcour, The Ottawa SF Statement, File and (apparently) Under the Ozone Hole in the Jan. 2002

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GET’EM WHILE THEY LAST!!!!

at Steve Forty’s, 1129 Sprice Ave., Coquitlam, March 16, 7:00 p.m.

A CASE OF HOME-BREWED BEER - donated by “Star Trek: Next Generation” with Deanna Troy Doug Finnerty (two shirts!!) “I Am Programmed in Multiple Techniques …” ASSORTED PAPERBACK FICTION AND NON- scene with Data FICTION “I’m Easy” (white on red) “Tortured Young Geniuses Make Better Lovers” Hogue, 1000 for 2000 (outdated predictions to (multicolour) laugh at) “Murphy’s Law …” (multicolour) Fry, Improve Your Memory “I Survived Hurricane Hugo” (1989) Frank, Speed Reading Secrets “Deep Blue Sea” (white on blue) Paul Williams, The Dome in the Forest & The “ConFrancisco ‘93” (multicolour; slightly discol- Breaking of Northwall (slightly dog-eared) oured in wash) Huxley, Brave New World “I’m O+ Are You My Type?” (slightly worn) Gary Zukav, The Dancing Wu Li Masters Smith & Rusch, The Tenth Planet ASSORTED INDEPENDENT COMICS Rollins, Subterranean DeBrandt, Timberjak Albedo (Gallacci) Big Black Thing (Upton) COLLECTIBLE T-SHIRTS (UNOBTAINABLE Buddha on the Road (Upton) ELSEWHERE!!) Cap’n Quick & A Foozle Cerebus (Sim) “I Gave My Body to Science Fiction at Westercon Command Review (Gallacci) 44” (Oddsson’s design, in blue on white) Flaming Carrot “Mars Wins! VCon 21” (white & red on black) Fusion (Gallacci) “ConText 89” (white on blue) Girl Genius (Foglio) 23 Heartbreak Comix (Boswell) Gremflod Journey GUFFAW Mechanics (Hernandez) Halcyon Days Mister X Incisors Report (Saba) inCONsequential Report Nightlife International Revolutionary Gardener It Goes on the Shelf Reid Fleming (Boswell) Jigsaw Savage Henry (Howarth) Knarley Knews, The Self-Indulgent Comics (Upton) Maple Leaf Rag back issues (nos. 1 through 15, The True North 1983 through 1985) Those Annoying Post Bros. (Howarth) MimeMeow To Be Announced Mimosa Myles’ Victory Update Neutral Zone Journal COLLECTORS’ FANZINES New Canadian Fandom Nonstop Fun Is Hard on the Heart Anarchy and Architecture NSFFS Ansible Opuntia Anti-Backuous Vacklash Ottawa SF Statement Arcadian Guild Crier Out of the Kaje As the Crow Flies Outworlds Aztec Blue Penneys up the River … BCSFAzine #339 (10 copies) Plokta BCSFAzine #340 (10 copies) Proper Boskonian, The BCSFAzine #341 (10 copies) Pulsar BCSFAzine #342 (10 copies) Quetzalcoatl Burnaby Writers’ Society Newsletter Royal Swiss Navy Gazette, The Communique Sansevieria Conferring with Earthquakes Scatzine Conspec Sempervivum Con-TRACT SF Commentary Covert Communications from Zeta Corvi Smidgen CRAPA Southern Fandom Confederation CUFF 2001 Delegate Selection One-Shot Space Cadet Gazette DASFAX Steam Engine Time Derogatory Reference The Bulletin Dinosaur Spit Thyme Emerald City Tortoise Empties Trash Barrel Estrones Twink Ethel the Aardvark Under the Ozone Hole Fallcon 12 Vanamonde Fanhistorica Visions of Paradise Fast Forward Voice of the Habu FHAPA Vojo de Vivo File 770 Wabe Fixed Link WeberWoman’s Wrevenge FOSFAX Westwind (257, 258, 259) Freethinker Widening Gyre Geis Letter, The Great Nor-Western News, The (3) - anything not donated by Doug Finnerty has been Green Stuff donated by Garth Spencer.