The New Hampshire

Vol. 79 No. 52 Bu"' Rate,Lh:i Post;,oe Pam TUESDAY, MAY.2, 1989· (603)862-1490 Durham.N.H. · Durham~ H f>erm,i •30 Library expands into Spaulding?

By Michael Guilbault and accessibility, and without The halls of Spaulding Life infringing upon the already Sciences Center may soon lose constrained ravine area. the obnoxious reek of formal­ Not only does an expansion dehyde and aging agar, and of the library into Spaulding acquire the musty odor of thou­ seem ideal from an administra­ sands of volumes of books from tion standpoint, but the pros­ the Dimond library. pect pleases some of Spaulding's This summer the state will department chairpersons as appropriate money to deter­ well. mine whether a proposed ex­ According to Dr. Donald M. pansion of the Dimond library Green, Chairman of Spaulding' s is most consistent with the Biochemistry department, the needs of students and faculty building is outdated, without in our growing university com­ substantial research, storage or munity. teaching space. According to Dr. Victor Azzi, "lt(Spaulding) was designed executive director of campus at a time when people put planning, Spaulding is a major different emphasis on teaching target for the library expansion and research," according to project. Green. The departments in the Azzi, who has been in charge building, which include Zoology, of master planning and capitol Microbiology, and Biochemistry, expenditures for about a year, have had big problems with the said that a library committee hood systems breaking down, has been examining the prob­ and with finding locations to lem of limited library space to protect some of the high-tech •.. .'.~ Brian McCabe and Jonathan Garthwaite, newly appomted SAFO Business Manager and SAF~ determine how best to suit the and sophisticated equipment university's needs. chat modern biology requires, chairperson, respectively. (Mike Farnham photo) "People have been talking said Green. about expanding, and the need "It was inadequate to begin to expand the library for years," with," said Green referring to S. A.F leaders appointed said Azzi: the 1960-minc building's re­ Now, according to Azzi, "we search space. The building's have a plan to undertake a problems arose as a result of By Terri Danisevich ager, said that both Garthwaite and delegator of responsibilities feasibility study to see whether changing times, since in the The fate of the Student Acti:vity and McCabe have "very differ­ in terms of making sure there it would be reasonable and sixties, people didn't expect that Fee Organization (SAFO) and ent personalities .. .! think that is adequate and valid commun­ feasible to expand ioto Spauld­ the government would have the Student Activity Fee Council that's going to create lively ication between parties." ing." become the large source of (SAFC) next year will be deter­ discussions and shed new pers­ According to Garthwaite, his According to Azzi, Spaulding, research funds chat it has be­ mined by two recently pectives on SAFC." new job is "really a matter of which is the preferred expan­ come. This has made the avail­ appointed leaders. Student Body Vice-President crunching numbers and still sion location, would be very able research space inadequate, Jonathan Garthwaite, a stu­ and outgoing SAFO Business keeping the best interests of the inexpensive relative to the according to Green. dent senator who has worked Manager, Chris Scerndale, said student in mind." second choice, which is construc­ "Spaulding is no longer suited as a SAFC member for the past Garthwaite will be responsible Regarding the prior appoint­ tion of a whole new facility. for the kinds of things that are year, was named the new SAFC ·for the communication between ment of McCabe, Garth_waite Using Spaulding as an ex­ going on in the biological scien­ Chairperson by the student the SAFC council, the student said he is "really glad he pansion location would also ces," said Azzi, who mentioned senate at their weekly meeting senate and student organiza­ (McCabe) is going to be in maintain the main library's chat a new biological science Sunday night tions. there .. .! have a lot of confidence presence in what Azzi feels is building is planned to accom­ The student senate also re­ According to Garthwaite, the in his ability as business man~ an ideal geographical location. odare all of the biological science cently approved the apointment Student Activity Fee exists to · ager." departments under one roof. of Brian McCabe, former Bus­ increase the quality of the UNH McCabe will head the SAFO "The library should be at the If the feasibility study finds iness Manager of The New experience for students. "I think position with related previous academic core of the carrwus," Spaulding adequate, the expan­ Hampshire, as SAFO Business communication is vital," he experience. Besides acting as according to Azzi, who feels that sion plan will take place in three Manager for the coming year. continued. treasurer of Lambda Chi Alpha, it could be maintained there Steve Roderick, Programing Garthwaite said he perceives while improving its parking, SPAULDING, page 6 Fund Organization (PFO) man- his role as one of a "coordinator LEADERS, page 6 Struggle for a French student

By R. Scott Nelson obtaining any degree involving U ndergraduace transfer stu­ French at all. dent Margaret Copeley initially In particular, Copeley said, came to UNH in the spring of the French Department has 1986, eager to make plans to persistently avoided providing complete her senior year of her with a list of courses she college. must take to obtain her degree. Almost three years and a Did certain members of the - myriad of headaches later, Cope­ French Department, as Copeley ley, a 3.9 GPA student, has still claims, mislead, harrass, withold nor received her degree. information and interfere with Copeley planned to begin her right to pursue learning, and classes at UNH spring semester did the U niversi ry of New of 1987 and graduate one year Hampshire fail in its stated lacer with a BA degree in obligation to "provide the con­ International Journalism. ditions in which learning can According to Copeley, how­ cake place?" ever, continual opposition, de­ After following documented lays and lack of cooperation evidence of Copeley's case, that from the UNH French Depart­ It was dunking for dollars at the Mini-Fest Saturday. See story, p. 3. (Ed Sawyer photo) ment has prevented her from STRUGGLE, page 7 PAGE TWO THE NEW H,f\MPSHIRE TUESDAY, MAY 2, 1989 Friday's hypnotist whims the minds of students

By Laura A. Deame to the public so that they could LaBarge "weHt under" in Chase with a smile. mind had over her body, Chase Nicole LaBarge had what she understand its uses. about two minutes. Once hyp­ LaBarge devoured a lemon had two men from the audience described as a "pretty weird "Hypnosis is a very natural notized, Chase asked her to do which Chase had told her was come onstage. They were told experience" last Friday night. state of mind. We are each in a number of activires, all humor­ an orange. Chase also convinced to pick her up by the elbows, She are a raw poraro, got drunk a state bordering on hypnosis ous to the audience. bur nothing LaBarge that one sip of a regular and did so easily. on Mountain Dew, danced with ten to fifteen times a day." humiliating. soda would be equal to ten shots "OK, Nicole," said Chase, "I a Burger King crown on her And according to Chase, hyp­ "Ir's impossible to make of whiskey. She gulped down want you to pretend you weigh head, an_d had a good time nosis works only when the anyone do something they don't two glasses of it and, conse­ 1,000 pounds and that your body laughing at naked people. • subject gives their consent, and want to do under hypnosis. quently, could barely stand up. is made of lead." He nodded ro Poor Nicole, you say. Was it wants to work on a particular Otherwise, my next stop would To show the audience the something they put in her aspect of their subconscious. be at the local bank," quipped amount of power LaBarFe's HYPNOTIST, page 6 drink? Hardly, Nicole got hyp­ Chase is extremely successful. notized by Bob Chase. He can get a five-pack-a-day Chase once again amazed a smoker to stop smoking in one crowd of UNH students, this session, and recently has helped time a group of 70 in Murkland many anorexics and bulimics Auditorium on Friday night. to overcome their eating dis­ . Director of the New Hampshire orders in just a few sessions, Clinic for Hypnosis, Chase instead of months of therapy. specializes in clinical hypnosis "It's a simple technique that and hypno-therapy, and has involves a lot of common sense. achieved great success and pop­ You need to be able to wrap your ularity with his work in the mind around a suggestion, over­ Seacoast area. coming the limits of your atten­ Chase makes regular appear­ tion span," Chase said. ances at UNH, and his work Which brings us to Chase's doesn't involve any special demonstration. After asking training or hocus-pocus, he is volunteers up on the stage, quick ro explain. Chase worked each of them Chase has been involved with separately, successfully hypnot­ hypnosis since he was about 16. izing four of them in about five He was shown some basic tech­ minutes. His technique? niques from a friend who was "I simply have them conce'n­ very ill and was using self­ trate on my eyes and relax. I go hypnosis to overcome his phys­ into the state with them par­ ical pain. tially, but I'm very conscious of Trained as a civil engineer, what I say to influence the Chase soon found a place for subconscious." hypnosis in the workplace. He · LaBarge described the process helped many failed businesses as a positive one. "I was very by motivating corporate leaders relaxed and totally trusting of to realize hidden potentials. him. I really wanted to expe­ Bob Chase dazed and dazzled them in Murkland Friday. (Ed Sawyer photo) (_h~_se ~!i-en br

NEWS. ·IN. BRIEF Hu·ngary is Mr. Kohl's new Commemoration of 200 experiencing change missile policy Presidential years. Hungary is experiencing changes, under Gor­ Mr. Kohl, West German Chancellor, put off any A two-hour parade filled the streets of Manhattan bachev's detente, that a few could have foreseen consideration of upgrading NATO's short-range on Sunday, celebrating 200 years of Presidential a year ago. nuclear missiles until 1992. He called on an alliance government. On April 30, 1789, George Washington The Hungarians only remember too well their with Moscow to negotiate with Moscow on the took the oath of office and became the new nation's defeat in the uprising against Russian occupation reduction of these weapons. first president. in 1956. The bullet holes still remain in the facades This raised an alarm in Washington and London. One hundred descendents of the nation's pres­ of the buildings in Budapest, serving as a grim The German short-range nuclear missiles play an idents, from George Washington to Ronald Reagan, reminder. important strategic role in NATO. Prime Minister, had breakfast at Fraunces Tavern in lower Man­ The press finds itself able to critisize and Margeret Thatcher of Britain called a meeting with hattan. investigate the government. Also, a new constitution Mr. Kohl to reaffirm their different positions and President Bush, standing outside of the Federal is being discussed and should be in draft form by look to the alliance summit meeting at the end of Hall, addressed the crowd. " How unlikely it must June. Books and authors- that have previously been May to restore a common front. have seemed then that we might become united banned are now accepted. Free elections have been Mr. Kohl insisted that he was not advocating states. How uncertain that a republic could be hewn promised for the next year. These could challenge a "zero" solution, but only a reduction to "equal out of the wilderness of competing interests. How the power of the current Communist Party. ceilings" for NATO and the Warsaw Pact. He added awesome the concept must have seemed." that the opposition Social Democrats were in favor of eliminating the weapons altogether.

Chinese people Jackson's possible win victory Farming threatened run for Capitol Mayor I by pesticide fears t . Qinghua University students left campus last There is word that Jesse Jackson is seriously week to join massive demonstations that crumpled considering running for Mayor of Washington in police lines and forced the government to agree Miles of crops thrive in Florida because of the 1990, rather than President in 1992. to a discussion. Although the leaders ofthe engineering, biology and chemistry that has fed With Jesse Jackson out in the Presidential movement had declared they would not take part Americans for two generations. Now, the farm elections, the Democrats would have to appeal for in the demonstration, they joined after a crowd chemicals that have granted Americans large the black votes in the primaries, something they of people followed the students in popular quantities of cheap food, are being challenged by did not need to do in 1988." If it's serious, I think enthusiasm. The fact that, without leaders, the the same people. it spells relief," said Joseph Grandmaison, the New students w~re able to form a powerful demonstra­ Apple sales have dropped since the Natural Hampshire Democratic chairman." Virtually no tion, reflects the strength of the movement. Resourses Defense Council published a report that one wants to say on record what a serious problem This was the first rime that students showed signs said that Alar, a chemical used to make apples crisp, Jesse Jackson presents to the Democratic Party." of an effective organization emerging. "It was the was carcinogenic and hazardous to children. Polls suggest that, if Jackson runs, he would start first time in Chinese history that the ordinary people Farmers fear that consumers will persist in out as a heavy favorite. The present mayor, Mr won a great victory," a journalist for an official demanding fruits and vegetables with no defectable Barry, is politically vulnearable because of the city's newspaper said of Thursdays march. 15,000 Chinese residues of pesticides, and that no new chemical­ rising murder rate and his own association with people were a part of the demonstration. free commercial practices will be developed soon a man convicted of selling drugs . . In less than 2 weeks the student movement has enough. For consumers, this would mean lower succ<::eded in establishing a network of universities supplies of fruits and vegetables in the winter, and in Beijing and the nearby city of Tianjin. It is trying . higher prices. to establish Jinks with ocher universities. THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, MAY 2, 1989 PAGE THREE Mini-Fest Proves big-time fun

By Carol Mooney hour," Brabazon said, her hair peourz" provided musical back­ The sun was scarce most of · and clothes dripping. ground throughout the after­ lase weekend, but it shined over Brabazon got a few minutes noon. the mini-dorms on Saturday for of. relief, however, when Ken Charlie Pierce, sophomore their fifth annual Mini-Fest. Bynion volunteered to take a Hall House resident, was in According to Susie Ojamaa, turn as sitting duck. charge of lining up the six bands mini dorm administrative pro­ Bynion, a student at the that performed at the event. gramming assistant, having fun University of Connecticut who According to Pierce, the festival was not the only goal set for this is thinking of transferring to was "just a day to hang out and year's Mini-Fest. UNH said he came up for a day have fun." For the first time, organizers to see the school and just This year's Mini-Fest, said of che event decided to charge wandered into the Mini-Fest. Pierce, was organized in con­ money for the activities and For the clunkers the charge junction with the Inter­ make a donation to a local was a small price to pay for the Residence Organization's "Res­ charity, Ojamaa said. All pro­ fun of watching a dunkee plunge idence Hall Week." ceeds from this year's festival into four feet of icy water. "This is sort of a closing out will be donated to Mv Friend's "The dunking booth isn't of residence hall week," Pierce Gas prices have been escalating at a stupendous rate. (Sharon Place, a shelter for che' homeless bad," Bynion said. "Not too said. "We' re trying to make this located Donovan photo) in Dover. many people can throw staight. a more campus-wide event. This year, patrons paid for Thar water's cold though." Before only people from Wil­ the chance to "dunk a celebrity" Other activities included the liamson and Christensen would by pitching balls at a target in "Izzy Dizzy Bat Race," a water come over." Prices at the pump a dunking booth. balloon toss, a pyramid race and Ojamaa said that, overall, she Annie Brabazon, the hall a pie auction. A Jell-O eating was pleased with the turnout director of Lord,Jessie-Doe and contest, volleyball and music for the festival. "I was hoping starting to jump? Mclaughin halls, volunteered also made for a fun afternoon. for more," she said, "but as the to sit in the booth from 1:30 to Bands including "Buzzards day goes on we're getting more By Stacey Murgo Durham, being a college town, 2:00 p.m. of May," "the Acoustic Research and m.ore people." "Fill 'er up" is quickly becom­ but it is, or at least, used to be," "It's been a very long half- Band," and "Pin~_~ell_y __Wi- ing a command of t~e past Tami Newman said. The new among gasoline buy~rs tn Dur­ prices will not persuade her to ham. leave Durham to buy gas, but Linder's Over the last month, service she will fill her car less often. stations along "gasoline alley" Mike Nickerson feels the have raised their prices, prompt­ same way. "I buy gas whenever ing a change in student consu­ I need it, wherever I am, at father mers' buying habits. whatever price," he said. But Charter Food Store, a division he also buys only enough to get of Ci:-de K, recently marked up where he is going. regular unleaded to Ray Sterns, an attendant at speaks $1.05 / gallon, and one attendant Cumberland Farms, believes there predicted that che price that many other consumers By Laura Sweet would rise "progressively over share this attitude. "If you have David Linder described µis the next few months." a car, you gotta buy gas," he said, son, Ben, as "a nice guy, a sweet Bue the price increases are not adding chat people will pay the fellow." Ben Linder was killed unique to Durham. According higher prices chat che stations in Nicaragua two years ago by to local gas station owners, have. imp le men t e d . "The the U.S. backed Contras. Linder prices are on the rise every­ owners are crying co gee what spoke in the MUB last Saturday. where. they can and make people think Ben and two of his co-workers · Durham Village Garage's the prices are Exxon's fault, and were slain in San Jose de Bocay Getty station is currently charg­ they aren't. But it's out of the in April 1987. According to ing $1.18/ gallon for regular buyers' control and it's our of Linder, Ben died instantly by unleaded, up from last month's mine." a bullet to his temple, shot from $1.13. Joe Chase, an attendant Regular unleaded sells for perhaps two inches away. there, explained that the hike $ 1.059 / gallon at Cumberland Linder's son, an engineer, had is due to Exxon's oil spill in Farms, and Sterns chinks that been in Nicaragua since 1983. Valdez, Alaska. prices will creep up again short­ "He went down to Nicaragua "You'd chink it would be only ly. "The situation is being taken with his unicycle and 75 pounds Exxon charging higher prices, advantage of, but the station of books to see if he could but everyone wanes to gee in on owners know people will pay contribute to the growth of the it." He was optimistic about the prices," he said. country," said Linder. prices leveling off in the near People will pay the prices, but Ben Linder had recently com­ future. "It's a fad, things should buying less gas is becoming a pleted working on a hydroelect­ return to normal soon." new trend. John Roberts often ric plant and was working on The location of these stations buys $5 worth, which is just plans for a new one when he was attracts many consumers due enough to get his car to a less killed, Linder said. to their convenience and com­ expensive station. "There is no question about David Linder told the tragic story of his son Ben to an enraptured petitive pricing in comparison "Prices are sky-high," Ro­ what their(the Contras) goal crowd this Saturday.(Matt Leavitt photo) to surrounding towns. berts said. "Every time I pull was at that time," Linder said, the Contra forces in the area "The Contras are very selec- 'Td have never thought it up to a pump in Durham, gas shaking his head. He stared at were out to destroy hydropower would be cheaper to buy in has gone up a nickel." _the flo_or as he explained how in the region. LINDER, page 5 Jtl'1Keg toss raises $461 ' ..-·~ ;for children's center

By Richard Faucett "he-man" throws from Greg In keeping with their annual Taylor and Roger Baker, both tradition, Kappa Sigma Frater­ Phi Kappa Theta brothers. nity once again encouraged Shortly afterward, Kappa participants to heave beer kegs Sigma brother John "Freight in an attempt to raise money train" Fratzil hurled a keg sixty­ for the Durham Children's two feet, ten inches for the Center lase Saturday afternoon. farthest throw of the day. By charging Greeks and non­ The two announcers, Kappa G reeks one d~-liar per throw Sig brothers, Michael Valrose (and two dollars for three), the and Carl Buechsenscheucz, fraternity was able to raise $461 helped provide amusement to for the center's use, according the day with their play by play to Ken Doyle, a Kappa Sigma commentations of the throws. · brother who organized the Other amusing antics to make function. the event more enjoyable in­ The keg toss is the art of cluded an impersonation of throwing a quarter barrel keg wrestler "Macho Man Randy as far as possible. Depending Savage" and the introduction on the distance of the throw, of Dr. Jack Lemgnjello. participants reached "squid, not Dressed in a black hood and bad, stud or he-man status." Kegs were hucked for a good cause this Saturday at Kappa Sigma. (Ben Frazier photo) The afternoon began with KEG TOSS, page 6 PAGE FOUR THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, MAY 2, 1989 ON THE SPOT

If you were to ask the On The Spot question, what would you ask?

"What ever happened to the "Why are we here, and what are "Why does it cost 50 cents more ''Would you procreate with a naked people who ran through we doing?" for three slices of pepperoni on mid-sized African gorilla?" the MUB on Valentines Day?" a slice ofpizza? Mike Guilbault Jon Storm Debbie Donohoe Rob Nelson Senior Sophomore "Tree Hugger" Junior Sophomore Environmental Conservation English Environmental Conservation Wildlife Management THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, MAY 2, 1989 PAGE FIVE

TUESDAY, MAY 2 Last day an announced oral or written exam may be given before final exam period. BASEBALL - vs. Plymouth State-2, 1 p.m. WOMEN'S LACROSSE - vs. Vermont. Field House, 3:30 p.m. LECTURE - "Aids in New Hampshire, the first 100 cases," Dr. C. Fordham Von Reyn, Chief of Infectious Disease, Hitchcock Dartmouth MedICal Center. Forum Room, Dimond Library, 4 p.m. UNH JAZZ BAND AND THE UNH VOCAL JAZZ ENSEMBLE - Dave seiler, directing. Johnson Theater, Paul Arts, 8 p.m. INTRODUCTION TO AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL - Find out what we do, ask questions and write letters. Room 217. Hamilton Smith, 6:30 p.m. LECTURE - "South Africa and the Impact of Apartheid on Mental Health," Lee-Ann Randall will speak about conditions in South Africa and how they relate to the medical field. Room 217, HamSmith, 7 p.m. · WEDNESDAY, MAY 3 UNIVERSITY GALLERIES - "1989 Senior BFA·Thesis Exhibition." Paul Arts. Regular hours through May 11; thereafter, open Mon-Fri, noon-2 pm; Sun 2-4 pm. _

I hate this book! I hate finals! Stress! Stress! YAGGH! (Matt Leavitt photo) BASEBALL - vs. Southern Maine-2, 1 p.m. LECTURE - "Gazing on Suffering: The Provocation of Response," Ann Van Sant, Professor of English, Tufts UNH students start to stress University. Room 101, Hamilton Smith, 4 p.m. By Stephanie Brown er strategy Werth recommends. "Symptoms vary according AED MEETING - Meeting in Carroll Belknap Rm in MUB "Seniors need to give them­ to the person," said Colson. at 9:30 p.m. All members inducted in past years as well as 'X'ith just 10 days until the this year should attend. Refreshments will be served. finals begin, all students are selves permission to not be They depend on our own coping feeling some stress. But with perfect," recommends Gottman. mechanisms. Negative ways of THURSDAY, MAY 4 only 18 days until graduation, Because this is a stressful time, dealing with stress are alcohol, the strees felt by seniors has · seniors should~"realize that they drugs, getting sick and withdra­ ART GALLERIES BROWN BAG SERIES - Gallery Walk doubled. may not be able to do all wal. by exhibiting bachelor of fine arts students. Galleries, Paul "Graduation is exciting and academic responsibilities per­ Chris Searles, a graduating Arts, noon, free, open to public. scary," said Linda Gattman, fectly," said Gortman. senior in electrical engineering, Staff Psychologist at the Coun­ The best way to deal with said that he is stressed by the LECTURE - "F.O. Matthiessen and Kittery,_ Maine," George stress is to "prioritize" said end of the semester because of abbott White, Child P~ychologist, Tutor at Harvard, Literary seling and Testing Center. Historian. Room 125, Hamilton Smith, 12:30-2 p.m. She attributes senior stress Marjorie Colson, Community projects due and exams coming to two factors: the stress of the Health Nurse at Health Servi­ up. "So much to do ... so stressed. LECTURE - "Prosecuting Sexual Assault," Strafford County transition from student to a ces. To realize what you just I'll go drink or something, so Attorney, Lincoln Soldat1, will discuss his experience with worker, and of saying goodbye cannot do, to keep tomorrow I' 11 forget." the prosecution of sexual assault cases. Room 125, Horton, to friends. on the periphery, and to set time It's "not worth it to get 1 to 2 p.m. Craig Werth, Educational aside to exercise and relax, are . stressed out," said Andrew Beal, Program Coordinator at TASK, all ways to get things in pers­ senior business m_ajor. Beal PSYCHOLOGY COLLOQUIUM - Three First-Year Graduate suggested some stress reduction pective. claims he has not been stressed Student Research Presentations. Room 101/102, Conant, 3:40-5 p.m. activities. "Be good to yourself "Getting it done is the best since his sophomore year. His deal with academic physically and emotionally," he way to strategy is to section his think­ MUSO FILM - "Elvira Madigan." Strafford Room, MUB, said. Clearly mapping out the stress," said Colson. "Procras­ ing with lists, and to remember 7 & 9:30 p.m., students $1, general $2 time that is remaining is anoth- tination is one of the biggest "life is going to go on." stressors." · UNH WIND SYMPHONY AND UNH SYMPHONIC BAND ·- Stanley Hettinger and Nicholas Orovich, directing. LINDER Johnson Theater, Paul Arts, 8 p.m. (continued from page 3) FRIDAY, MAY 5 rive; they know what they're my attitude about them," he don't know what to tell you to MEN'S LACROSSE - vs. Vermont, 3 p.m. doing," he added. said. do. It's a fight," Linder re­ According to Linder, Ben was As Nicaragua faces incredible sponded. BASEBALL - vs. Holy Cross, 3 p.m. the only American killed by financial hardships, Linder Linder concluded by noting Contra activity, although thou­ urged that the U.S. government the progress of the project that NH INTERNATIONAL SEMINAR - "Khurshid Ahmad: sands of Nicaraguans were change its policies toward Ni­ Ben had begun. "Ben made a Muslim Activist- Economist." Presented by Dr. Tohn L. killed after Ben. caragua. difference, and somehow, some Esposito, College of Holy Cross, and R. John 0. Volf, UNH. As Linder spoke, it became Although nothing will bring way, the project moves forward. Room 1925, Alumni Center, 4 p.m. evident that he had lost faith It was appropriate that Ben be his son back, Linder' s family is ART EXHIBITION RECEPTION - Art Galleries, Paul Arts, in the government. "After Ben's suing the Contra leaders for $50 put to rest in Nicaragua because 6-8 p.m. death I didn't want (the govern­ million. he was very _much a part of the ment) around. I didn't know Andrew Bolduc, a member of country," said Linder. SUBMIT INFORMATION TO OFFICE OF STUDENT what they could do to help, or the audience, asked what he ACTIVITIES IN THE MUB. CALL 862-1524 FOR FORMS w ha_!_ they could do to change _ could do to help the cause. "I AND DEADLINES. DURHAM COPY ELECTRO NICALLY TYPED RESUMES $18.50 INCLUDES

Typing 25 cop~es Selection of paper 25 envelopes envelopes PLUS 2 5 extra sheets of pa per 868-7031 ~mmk~walv~1/e£J/tl~3~ \. Jenkins Comt, Durham, NH open Monday-Friday Rocks & Rolls to a Steady Beat 8:30am-5:30pm Wednesdays, 8 - 10 p.m. Good Old Rock 'n Roll plus R & ·s on the Oldies Show PAGE SIX THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, MAY 2, 1989 HYPNOTIST · OTICES (continued from page 2) the men. "OK, try and pick her GENERAL power sl1e has in her mind right received loud applause; and his up." They had significant dif­ now," explained Chase. craft was well appreciated by YARD SALES: Amnesty International Group 136 fiLUlty even getting her feet off After rhe rl,·t1onsrr.1ti . . n \"· t<, students who surrounded La­ will be holding two yard sales to raise n,oney. the ground. over, LaBarge had no memory Barge with questions about her Saturday, April 29 and Saturday, May 6, 53 Cataract "The force increased a lot," of anything that had happened experience. Ave., Dover, 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. said one of the men. while she was hypnotized and "It's just part of the incredible felt a little bewildered. Chase UNH HORSE TRIALS: A combined training event invol'ving Dressage, Cross-country jumping and KEG TOSS Stadium jumping. This event is sanctioned by the United States Combined Training Association. (continued from page 3) Saturday, May 6 at Green Acres Farm, Freshet Rd, Dover and Sunday, May 7, at UNH Light Horse skull mask, Dr. Lemonjello believed it was a "clever way The event, according to Center, Durham, Mast Road. 8 a.m.-?. coinically somersaulted down to raise money." Doyle, was "very successful." the hill, keg in hand and pro­ Sponsors for the toss included He emphasized that "fraterni­ MEETINGS ceeded to throw it, reaching Skoal Chewing Tobacco, tlusch ties are not just parties, but ''squid" status. Beer and Domino's Pizza. Pizza caring members of the commun­ OPERATING STAFF WOMEN'S GROUP: Spon­ Samantha Fast, a freshman and sored by Women's chewing tobacco samples ity." Commission. Bring your lunch zoology major and share your concerns. Wednesday, May 3, Notch and first-time were even given away to stu­ Room, MUB, noon to 1 p.m. keg toss spectator, said she dents with an UNH ID.

SUBMIT INFORMATION TO OFFICE OF LEADERS STUDENT ACTIVITIES IN THE MUB. CALL (continued from page 1) 862-1524 FOR FORMS AND DEADLINES. McCabe, an economics major, that SAFO will be operating on Ack now !edging the accomp­ served on the financial affairs "CUFS", the university's com­ lishments of Sterndale, a pol­ and administration committee puter system. itical science major, Roderick of the student senate. Although the system will added that it will now help "to Regarding his position for create a great improvement in have someone who is a business the coming year, McCabe the "profec.c.ionalism of the way major put into practice the seemed confident. "Chris Stern­ organizations down here (in the procedures Chris (Sterndale) dale did an excellent job," he MUB) operate," said Harley, has established. said, "it makes it easy for me he remarked there will be no Both Garthwaite and McCabe to move in." previous years to copy from. officially assumed control of According to Don Harley, However, he added he had their new positions yesterday. treasurer of SAFO, the upcom­ faith in McCabe's "excellent ing year will be the first time skills," and ability to do the job. SPAULDING (continued from page 1)

parts, the first being initiated . into Spaulding, this woul_d be With the Biological science on July first of this year. accomplished rhrough construc­ - departments turning cupboards C re 1t re re , At this time the new state tion of an addition to the library into research spaces in Spauld­ '' budget will begin, and money connecting Spaulding and Di­ ing, Dr. Peter F. Sale, Chairman is to be allocated to the feasi­ mond, Azzi said. The bridging of the Zoology department is bility study for library expan­ structure would connect the also in support of the plan. sion, and the relocation of the 100,000 square foot Dimond "Modern biology cannot be departments located in Spauld­ library with the 80,000 square done in your office," said Sale. ing. foot Spaulding. "What has happened over the After this study determines Tht; cost of the project is years since the 1950s is we've whether or not Spaulding has estimated to be around ten taken over a lot of areas that DAY CAMP the "structural integrity" to million dollars but would in­ were supposed to support the support the burden of heavy crease the size of the library teaching labs, and turned them books, and "reassesses the dis­ complex 60 percent, "a substan­ into inefficient research space," COUNSELORS tribution of the uses and spaces tial increase in space," said Azzi. he said. within Dimond, the second If it is not possible to expand Sale finds Spaulding "totally WANTED stage of the plan will begin, said into Spaulding, the desire to inadequate" for a lot of the Azzi. preserve the ravine area would activities going on there, since at the This stage begins in July of force the university to construct the faculty in the building have 1991, when funds will be ac­ an all new library building at had to "create little corners to Pine Island 4-H Camp quired for the building of the some peripheral location on the do research in," putting pressure new biology building, and campus, according to Azzi. on the faculty productivity. Manchester, NH Spaulding will be vacated, says A project as large as that could Dr. Azzi wants the plan to Azzi. The new building will be cost forty million dollars, and go ahead. "It's a major building July 5- August 18, M-F constructed regardless of the would move the library to a less in the right location," he said. eventual use of Spaulding, "we geographically convenient lo­ 'Tm convinced that if it's Help youngsters grow and learn · about the need it," said Azzi. cation, something Azzi wants feasible in functional, engineer­ outdoors The third phase of the plan to avoid. ing, and economic terms, this begins inJuly of 1993, when the I don't see Spaulding as just is geographically the right place For Information, call 627-5637 library expansion funds will be an expansion location," said for the library to be," says Azzi, available from the state, accord­ Azzi, "I see it as an integral part "this is the heart of the campus.". ing to Azzi. of a newly defined library com­ If the library is to be expanded plex." iJ?7 e need reporters to cover specific sports) f eaturesJ columns.

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question may be a fair one to meeting, "Well, there's nothing escs as a French major at UNH." as k, although it may never be wro n g w ith your s p o ken In December 1987, at the end answered. French." of the semester, Copeley at­ In the last three years, Cope­ Copeley asked Marshall twice tempted to pre-register for her ::~\/'.:-:-::::=::\::/:::;._ ley has gone through the entire to send his assessment of her remaining two courses, intend­ university grievance and appeals French to Countway. Despite ing to graduate in the summer process, to no avail. Copeley has her reminding him in a letter of 1988. contacted professors, lawyers, written in _October, he had not Copeley registered for 20th college deans, UNH President accomplished the task by De­ Century French Literature and _"""'''··"= • • • • -::;.;~;~:;-;:.,;:.:~~~~~~ Gordon Haaland S:❖ ~~ •• and even the cember of 1986, eight CI D~~~'~:::- months attempted to register for French Chancellor of the University after the evaluation. 652, Introduction to French System of New Hampshire, but In Copeley's grievance hear­ Literature, a junior-level course. she is still not satisfied. ing months later, Marshall According to Copeley, Cooper "I value excellence, and I value reportedly said he gave Count­ prevented her from caking the truth," Copeley said of her long way the assessment over the course because she woula intim­ and complex struggle. "With phone. idate other students in the class. those values, I can't walk away Councway said she never The UNH catalogue states from here without saying what received a phoned assessment that students educated in happened to me. " · by Marshall, adding, "Even if French-speaking countries may Copeley's degree quest began somebody had called with an not take 600-level French in April 1986, when she arrived assessment, it would have nor­ courses. in Durham as a 34-year-old non­ mally been followed by a letter." In a questionnaire Marshall traditional student interested Marshall has refused com­ filled out in July 1988, however, in the university'.s Self-Designed ment on the matter. he indicated that Quebec, where Major Program. According to Copeley, the lack Copeley began her college ca­ The cursed question (what are you going to do this summer?) · Copeley, a Concord, New of an assessment forced her to reer, was not considered a rears its e~il head again. (Matt Leavitt photo) Hampshire native, brought defer her UNH admission from French-speaking country, and impressive credentials with her spring to fall semester of 1987, Copeley was therefore not con­ to UNH. She attended McGill because she did not know what sidered a native speaker. Summer time plans U niver.sity, a highly respected her program of study would be. Copeley said of the supposed school in Montreal, from 1970- In January, Copeley decided delay, "Had I been allowed to 1973. The latter two years were to undertake a standard French take 20th Century Lit and covered by full academic scho­ major, along with a major in French 652, I would have fin­ .for UNH students larship, and in her three years German. She informed Marshall ished my French program in as an undergraduate French of her intentions in writing, and May 1988." By Katelyn Randall finding a real job this summer." major and German minor, she requested a list of courses\she According to Copeley, since It's spring. Grear. Along with For Stickles, this is the first accumulated a 3.8 GPA. She would be required co take. the French Department.would all the good weather and excite­ time that working in the later owned a language school Copeley said of her change not allow her to register for the me1~r of Nature's rebirth comes summer is more than just the in Montreal, where she directed in plans, "I was trying not to junior-level course, and would the inevitable question. usual summer job. a staff of eight teachers and make waves, so I decided to bend nor provide her with a second It comes from neighbors, ''I'll be working at a horse taught French to clients from to the French department." senior-level course, she peti­ parents, relatives, friends and show barn in Haverhill, said such companies as the National Marshall did not reply until tioned Associate Dean of Liberal the usual array of party semi­ Freshman Sarah . Kingston. Bank of Canada. June, when he wrote a three­ Arts John Kirkpatrick to be acquaintances. It's a question "The barn is a really interesting In addition to her experience, sentence-long letter saying only excused from the third of her almost as common as "What's place to be and I've met a lot Copeley, according to many chat the French Department required three courses. your major?" and then part B of people there." professors and clients who have expected her co take "three full "I think I'm the only student to question lA, "What are you 'Tm really excited about this associated with her, is a person courses here in order co qualify in the history of the university going to do with that?" summer because it's the first of solid and reasonable personal as a UNH French major." who had to petition for my Before you have a chance to time that I can work full time character. Marshall asked her to inquire course requirements," Copeley · escape, you're asked the final for the barn, said Kingston. "I'll One of these people, UNH further about the major in the said. question: "So, what are you be travelling to the New Eng­ German Department Chairman fall-- after Copeley would have Kirkpatrick forwarded the doing this summer?" land show circuit and I'll also Edward Larkin, said of Copeley to had completed pre­ petition to Cooper, Copeley said, The answers to the question be competing in ~ew York in a written recommendation, registration for the semester. who denied it. Cooper said in were almost as dull as the State." "I want to assure you of her Copeley finally called Mar­ a December 16, 1987 letter to question. 'Tm Working", 'Tm Kelly Currier, a sophomore, personal integrity and intellec­ shall at home for further clar­ Kirkpatrick that Copeley should Sleepinglate", or the ever pop­ said that this summer she'll be tual capability. Margaret is a ification, and she said he told take courses in French literature ular, "Partying till I puke." working as a receptionist at ve.ry able student who reflects her to register for French 790, of the 17th and 18th centuries, English major Davis Randall, Mary Hichcock Clinic in Han- well on our program at UNH Advanced Language and Style, where Copeley's background a "not-quite-got-enough­ over, NH. : and whose academic career a fourth-year course, despite the was weak. credits-to-graduate" Senior, will ''I'll be staying out of the plans should be fostered." fact she had already taken two In addition, Cooper said in be travelling to Europe this social limelight this sum~er, Upon her arrival at UNH, fifth-year French courses at the letter, "If, in light of our summer where he will be par­ I'll be working on my tan, Copeley proposed a course of McGill. programmatic constraints and ticipating in the UNH Summer developing my waterskiing po­ study consisting of classes in At the beginning of French our insisrance that she take a Program at Cambridge. tential, and taking it easy, said French, German, Russian and 790 in the fall semester, Copeley third course in French, Ms. "After I'm through with Currier." , Journalism, which she dubbed took a diagnostic French place­ Copeley chooses to abandon her school, I think I'll get a Eurail Michele Sleeter, a freshman, Internacional Journalism. UNH ment test. She received a score French major, that is certainly Pass and tramp around Europe is having a busy summer. She's Professor Sylvia Countway, who of 79 out of 80 on the exam, or her right." for a while,"said Randall. moving to Washington State, was then chair of the UNH Self­ 99 percent. Kirkpatrick agreed that Cope­ Junior Lauren Wool, an RA where her family will build a Designed Major Committee, Yeager said of the result, "To ley was required to take the two in Alexander Hall and a social new home. She thinks that she gave preliminary approval to my knowledge, this is the high­ 700-level literature courses, 762 work major, will be waitressing be real busy, but in her spear Copeley's plan. ·est score ever achieved on chis and 765, which were not offered in exotic Stratham, NH. timeshe would like to try wai­ Countway suggested since exam.'' until the next year. "Although as an RA my room tressing. Copeley's French background Copeley said UNH French "The only people that can and board is paid for, I still need Tm going to play basketball was so extensive, she could Department Chairwoman Bar­ determine what requirements to earn money for tuition and and softball. Oh, and I'll work possibly be excused from caking bara Cooper told her she was are for a major are the depart­ spending money, said Wool. I'll somewhere too,"said Pete Lea­ further courses at UNH by required to take French 790 mental faculty," Kirkpatrick also be taking voice lessons this vitt, a sophomore. proving her proficiency level anyway. said. "There are times when a summer." Whatever you do chis through an evaluation from the According to Copeley, when student doesn't particularly care Acacia brother Richard Stick­ summer, for most people it is UNH French Department. she asked Cooper what rationale for their decision, but there you les, a Senior majoring in Eco­ important to make money, relax Indeed, Jack Yeager, UNH was used to determine her are." nomics said not very enthusi­ and visit with old friends. associate professor of French, course requirements, Cooper Copeley said, "These two astically, 'Tm supposed to be said of Copeley in a written responded evasively. courses were not mentioned in memorandum, "As a fluent Copeley said, "Getting any­ any previous discussion of my speaker of French, her speaking thing our of Barbara Cooper is future program, and are not and writing skills surpass those like pulling teeth." listed in the UNH catalogue as of all non-native senior majors Cooper said she would like required. Barbara Cooper pulled I have known at UNH since my to comment on the case, but has these two courses out of the hat arrival in 1981." been advised by UNH Counsel just as I was about to graduate, La ter in April, Co_peley met Ronald Rodgers not co . and guess what-- they were not with Assistant Professor of "The rules governing confi­ offered then." French Grover Marshall to dentiality of student records, Since 20th Century Literature Th e A merican Camping Association (NY) wi ll make yo ur applicatio n discuss her major plan. Accord­ and the potential for litigation was not a required course, available to vver 300 camps in th e Noth east. Exciting opportun ities ing to Copeley, he was imme­ in court make it impossible fo r Copeley drop ped out of it and tor Col leg e students a nd protfessionals. Positions avail able: all land diately skeptical of its validity. me to comment." Cooper said. did not t ake classes spring and water sport s. arts a nd c rafts, dra ma, music, dance, tripping, Copeley said, "I found myself 'Tm really in a situation where semester. nature, R. N. 's and M.D .' s, Aides, ki tchen, maintenance. - having co defend the existence my hands are tied." The French degree was very of a pre-established UNH pro­ Copeley took French 790 and important to Copeley, however, College Credit Available. CALL o r WRITE fo r application. gram." received an A. Professor Yeager and she decided to spend an AMERICAN CAMPING ASSOC/A TION, 43 W. 23 St. , NY, NY 10010, However, Marshall met with sa id in writing, " This course extra year at UNH to complete 1-800-777-CAMP. Copeley in May to evaluate her proved exceedingly easy for Ms. it, des_pite the fact she ha~_ spoken French. According to Copeley. 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Copeley said because she undertook formn I grievance The main reguest in her was not allowed to graduate procedures against the UNH appeal was that she be allowed with a French degree, she was French Department, in order to graduate immediately with Weekend prevented from attending grad­ to "obtain relief from the ha­ a dual major in French and uate school at the University rassment" she said she had German. TERRI DANISEVICH of Wisconsin, where she had experienced over the two-and­ Copeley told Haaland in the been accepted for the fall, and a-half year period she had been letter, "My purpose in pursuing I took last weekend off from work. . .I wanted to get soooooo was at the same time not able at UNH. this grievance is to demonstrate to earn a living. She also included the office that students have the right to much done. Things didn't go as I planned. To specifically finance the of the Dean of Liberal Arts in respect, encouragement and On Friday, instead of waiting on tables of snotty-nosed extra year at UNH required to the grievance, stating that it support, and that the power of customers or even hanging out in a library, I found myself complete her French major, "failed to take any type of a department chair to modify positive action" to rectify Cope­ programs is not absolute and out on a softball field. Atempting to play a game I don't have Copeley applied for, and was awarded, a Danhoff German ley' s problems. does not supersede the student's much aptitude for. scholarship . In the grievance statement, right to learn." Usually I try to hide out in right field ... or is it left field? Professor Larkin said of Cope­ directed to UNH Vice President Haaland appointed a five­ Charles Owens, Cope.ley listed member hearing board, com­ But last Friday, there I was, smack in the middle of centerfield. ley's acceptance, in a recommen­ dation: "Her performance in documented examples of what posed of students, faculty and This time, however, was different.. .I really wanted to catch our courses and her overall she said were delays, disinterest, adminstration members. At the the ball (and even throw it to the appropriate base afterwards)! commitment to her studies were falsifications and failures to meeting on December 15, which Finally, in the bottom of the seventh inning, the opportunity reasons why the Danhoff com­ provide information on the part Copeley was not allowed to mittee selected her as a recipient of Professors Barbara Cooper attend, her reguest was once came. Somebody actually hit the ball RIGHT AT ME!!! This of their scholarship." and Grover Marshall of the again denied, on the basis of was it!!! I was psyched. That ball was mine. I saw it bounce During the next few months, French Department. "insufficient grounds." about ten feet in front of me ... but I was ready. That's when Copeley continued to corres­ At the end of the statement, Still dissatisfied, Copeley said Cooper in Copeley wrote, "In order to of the decision: "The petition I realized why one uses a glove to catch the ball. (I remember pond and meet with order to clarify her French major remain healthy, the University process is a farce-- it gives you thinking, "gee, Terri, your hand is down by your knee.") reguirements. Cooper persisted · must have in place some system the impression you have pow­ So I just caught the ball with my right eye. in being evasive, Copeley said. for detecting and dealing with er." individuals who are not com­ "The grievance procedure, Holy cow. Did I feel dumb. Needless to say, all of a sudden According to Copeley, how­ ever, Cooper admitted in an fortable with excellence. I am on the other hand, is a form of I got really ugly looking (or uglier looking ... depending on April meeting that the French undertaking this grievance in slow suicide," Copeley added .. how you look at it). program was exactly it appeared order to remind the University Copeley met with Haaland So I went over to Health Services, who sent me to a real in the UNH catalogue, and community of the ongoing need and J. Gregg Sanborn, UNH courses not listed, including 762 to support excellence." associate vice president and hospital, and there I hung out for a few x-rays. and 765, were not required. The grievance hearing, held dean of student affairs, on Did I say I am a clutz? Because the whole experience there Later, in July, Marshall com­ on October 11, 1988, was at­ March 7 to further discuss the seemed like deja vu. "Zygomatic bone ... " I heard them pleted a yes/ no questionnaire tended by Owens, Cooper, Cope­ possibility of being granted her ley, Kirkpatrick and Marshall. French degree. According to what that was ... my cheekbone! I broke which indicated Copeley had murmur. I knew completed the French major According to Copeley, Cooper Copeley, Haaland agreed to that a few years ago when I flipped over the handlebars reguirements. Marshall wrote defended the department's ac­ respond to her reguest within of my bike. on the questionnaire, "Since you tions with such arguments as 10 days. the French Department was not Meanwhile, feeling she had They couldn't tell if I really did any damage, so they s~nt plan to be at UNH during the 1988- 89 academic year and since in the business of considering exhausted her avenues within me home, telling me to return Saturday morning for more both 17th and 18th century linguistic proficiency, and the the university judicial system, _x-rays. literature will be offered (cen­ department has certain implicit Copeley contacted the Chancel­ University System of Before I left, however, the nurse warned me to watch turies in which your background requirements for its majors. lor of the is not strong), it seemed sensible Three days later, Owens stat­ New Hampshire, Claire Van memory,,, she started, for signs of head injury. "Loss of recent to suggest that you take those ed in writing his decision to deny Ummerson. In a March 16, 1989 "lack of coordination ... " "Wait a minute," I interupted, two courses." her grievance, saying, "I find letter, Van Ummerson said she "I don't think I've ever had the last one. How can I lose it?,, In a May 4, 1988, letter to no evidence of malevolence or had discussed the case with Copeley, Cooper "strongly re­ deliberate misconduct on the Haaland, and referred Copeley commended" that she take part of the department." back to him. So Friday, in a nutshell, was a total waste. And we lost French 762 and 765. Cooper Neil Lubow, UNH interim Almost a month after talking the garr:i-e. added that Copeley could take associate vice president of aca­ to Haaland, Copeley said she demic affairs, said that because received a letter from Daniel On Saturday, after the hospital reaffirmed my fears, that an independent study in place of one of these courses. Dean of confidentiality of student Dibiasio, executive assistant to yes, I would live through the weekend, I finally found myself of Liberal Arts Stuart Palmer petitions, the academic affairs President Haaland, stating that in the Kendall library. Hooray. I have a biochemistry test supported Cooper's decision 12 office was unable to comment he wanted to meet with her. directly on Copeley's case. wrote to Haaland and Tuesday morning. I've kind of missed a lot of classes since days later in another letter. Copeley Copeley was pot satisfied with Copeley was dissatisfied with told him she wanted to meet the last exam, but I wasn't worried ... not then. I still had the decision, feeling that since the decision, and immediately with him directly, and was still all day to concentrate ... so I fell asleep. she had demonstrated her pro­ appealed it to UNH President awaiting an answer to her When I woke up (around 4:00 pm), I decided to drive my ficiency, and the courses were Gordon Haaland. degree reguest. not required of other UNH In the letter to Haaland, Dibiasio, again due to con­ car from Kendall to the MUB (I just had to save a few minutes) French majors, it discriminated Copeley said Owens did not fidentiality issues, said he was so I could get some notes copied with my handy copy card. against her. address the issue of the French unable to comment directly on Copying went just fine, but when I emerged a half-hour the case. later, rriy car was missing! MY CAR!!!! My cute· little luxo- .______. The last communication Cope­ Civic. It has velveeten seats, and a rear-window defogger .. .it ley said she received regarding crusier was gone!!! In its place was a similar car, the same her request was a phone call speakers work! style and color, but this car had a bashed hood and a smashed even has a tape deck! And sometimes both from Dibiasio on April 17, in parked slightly which Copeley said he asked, headlight. SOMEONE HAD STOLEN MY CAR!!! They'd But, like I said, on Saturday in its place was different mobile. for Haaland, if she would be stolen my car and left a not-so-suitable fasimile in its place!! willing to take an independent lost that short­ They didn't think I'd notice. I did. I meandered around, thinking maybe I'd study course this summer to couldn't find Before I go any further, can I just say how much I love term memory the nurse warned me about. I complete her French major. my car. Maybe I'd left it home. But before I left the parking Copeley refused, saying, my car? Did I say this is my third car? Before I bought this "They' re trying to make this a the one with the one, STUPID people had totalled my other cars for me. lot, I wandered back to that other car, war of attrition. This self­ bag doing My first car was a VW Rabbit. Some moron slammed into smooshes, and peeked inside. "What was my book perpetuating chain of injustice thieves get that too?" has to stop somewhere, and the front of it with their Volvo. Their car had a scratch, in there? ... How did the it was my th:at's what I'm trying to do." mine was two feet shorter, and all this blue stuff had poured I couldn't put off the realization any longer; Durham Police out of the engine after the accident. But I got the insurance car. How exciting. So I drove it down to the a report. By this time it was about money, and he didn't. Ha. station and filled out the day could bring much more My second car was a Dodge Omni. It ran OK, until one 5:00 pm. I didn't think home and hopped in bed. fine summer afternoon, when I had stopped to wait at a excitement', so I went car: May a red-light. That's when another reject, as she explained to P.S. To whoever mutilated my defenseless hair on you. · me later, "saw the light turn green and I uh .. thought you'd big smelly man rub against your leg and leave moved, so I guess I hit the gas." That's how the Omni bit Terri Danisevich, who is very scared because she the big one. probably fl~nked a biochemistry test this morning, Tbat brings me back to my current car, the beloved Honda 1s a news editor for The N ew Harnpshire. THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, MAY 2, 1989 PAGE ELEVEN

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blue jeans (?n April 18 is a clear donate all the money to NH home­ Street intersection. This one is demonstration of the need for less. John raised over $300 for our turned off ma'nually by the dis­ further struggle for civil rights for organization on Saturday by having patcher. The other is on a timer. Critics? Abortion gays and, yes, for more Blue Jeans a Scavenger Hunt. And, Tim Janis,­ Both of these light/siren systems Days. is donating all the proceeds from attempt to alert and have traffic To The Editor: Mr. Paquette can choose whether his musical comedy "A Terrorist and pedestrians stop in the oppos­ To The Ediror: or not to wear blue jeans for any Plot," to us. It will performed May ing directions. In general these are - Then there is Marc A. Mamig­ In 1848, a New Jersey mechanic onian and Arthur Lizie, who know such occasion. As a gay man in this 5th and 6th in room 110 of Murk­ not activated between 11 p.m. and named James Marshall discovered country at this time, my most land Hall at 8:00 p.m., Tickets are 7 a.m. not the definition of criticism. gold in the American River while I was simply an observer of a play pressing choice is whether to accept only $ 1.00 for students, it could be 2. Believe it or not, i:here is a lot building a sawmill. quietly the oppression I am dealt the most worthwhile dollar you've of pedestrian and vehicular traffic which_I enjoyed extremely, I found In 1848, the Civil War hadn't entertaining, capturing and "ef­ or to struggle to gain my civil rights spent! at 7 a.m., because it is the beginning happened yet and using blacks as within this society. For me, the only If you want more information on of the work day for a lot of UNH fective". The stage set was gloomy, slaves was common 'practice. dark and dismal, the music sus­ sane choice is the latter. I'll see you our organization, or if you want to staff. In 1848, the first department from the other side of the picket donate, the number is 868-3647. 3. Due to the large ll)obil population penseful, and when the witches store was built in New York City. appeared I was enthralled. Many line, Mr. Paquette. Visa and Mastercard accepted! in Durham, the time of day does And in 1848 the New Hampshire Yours truly, Thanks again! not guarantee that the roads will of the scenes were exciting, the State legislature passed RSA 585. Paul Cody, Ph.D. Brian Bonenfant (president) be free from obstacles to efficient "Tomorrow" speech was excellent, RSA 585 among other things as was the drunken porter scene. Staff Psychologist · Nancy Valerio (vice president) flow of emergency vehicles. states "If any person shall wilful­ Couseling and Testing Center Doug Rhoden (Tech. director) 4. All the emergency personnel The final fight was wonderfully ly ... use or employ any instrument done and Macbeth's chopped head Deb Hunter (treasurer) (police, fire and ambulance) that or means whatever, with intent Todd Delaney (the everything serve the local communities, wheth­ realistic and scary. I could expound thereby to procure the miscarriage on each act, but I am not a critic, man!) er paid or volunteer, are profes­ of such woman, he shall be impri­ Homeless sional and exercise good common and neither is Mamigonian, nor soned not more than one· year or sense. It is far better to use a siren Lizie. fined nor more than $1,000 or To the Editor: When I read the "criticism" of I would like to publicly express Sirens than to regret not having used one both." after the accident. Macbeth in The New Hampshire Today many things are different. my gratitude to the many people To The Editor: 5. If Mr. McCarter was concerned I expected my enjoyment (and every . The gold rush and the Civil War and organizations who donated After reading Mr. Justin McCar­ about an ambulance response on other person's that I had talked to) are history and there seems a their time, energy, money, and ter's letter in the April 25th, 1989 Monday, April 24, 1989 at 6:52 a.m. to be reflected in the article. department store for every six products to the Student Coalition edition, I feel a reply is appropriate. as he indicated, I find no record Unfortunately, and to my surprise, shoppers. Bur thanks to Judd for the Homeless Second Annual There are several important points: through the communications center the first sentence was indicative Gregg's recent veto of house bill Variety Show. Everyone did so 1. There are two street lights with of any fire or ambulance response to the entire theme of negativity. 377 New Hampshire law still much to make Saturday the 22nd's siren controlled by the Durham for that time. The first ambulance This was not any sort of criticism includes RSA 585. show a success. Although the UNH Communications Center. One response on Monday was at about I have ever read, what Mamigonian House bill 3 77 repealed the audience was not very large, the and Lizie wrote was merely an show itself was incredible. It would is located at College Road near the 9:30 a.m. outdated laws of 1848 and replaced Sincerely, unwarranted attack on each aspect them with the state "shall not have not been such if it wasn't for entrance to the fire station and of the play. An attack which The the generosity of many. ambulance station. The other is Patrick D. Ahearn, R.P., President compel any woman to complete or Durham Ambulance Corps New Hampshire should be emba­ terminate a pregnancy." This was First, I would like to thank located over the College and Main rassed for publishing. Phrases like not a statement for or against COAST for their willingness to "Kabuki actors in heat", (in ref­ abortion, but rather a declaration donate a bus to bring students to erence to the witches) and words of choice. Women rather than the and from the show! This was a The New Hampshire like "repulsive", "sterile", "obnox­ state would have the choice regard­ wonderful service, and although ious", shocked and angered me. I ing pregnancy and their bodies. it wasn't greatly utilized, the people was upset not only by the blatent Gregg vetoed the bill because of that were brought on it were treated BOB DURLING, Editor-in-Chief antagonistic attitudes of the "crit­ his "personal conscience." He said to a terrific night of entertainment. ics", but also by the vagueness of he viewed abortion as killing of life I would also like to thank Pepsi, the remarks. and could therefore not support it. Dominos, The Codfish, and The EILEEN MALLOY, Managing Editor GAIL ROBERTSON, Managing Editor You may say all you please, For the last sixteen years abortion Bagelry for their donations. With­ TERRI DANISEVICH, News Editor KAREN McDONALD, News Editor Arthur and Marc, that you did not has been a matter of choice for the out that money, we wouldn't have KIME. ARMSTRONG, Sports Editor JOHN KELLEY, Sports Editor enjoy this play, but until you give women in the state of New Hamp­ been able to attract the quality of MIKE PARNHAM, Photo Editor BEN FRAZIER, Photo Editor direct reasons, you cannot be taken shire due to Roe vs. Wade. But talent that we did. I would also like BESS FRANZOSA, Arts Editor DEBORAH HOPKINS, Arts Editor seriously. should the Supreme Court overturn to thank the many acts who par­ DENISE BOLDUC.Advertising Manager KRISTIANNE SUDOL, Forum Editor "The stage of the tragedy was this case which is pending right now ticipated: The Fools, Savoy Truffle, inventive and interesting, if not the ultimate decision could be in Mike Moro, Jim Casey, Guilty always effective". Did you two the hands of each individual state. Children and Dave Mallet, you were KIM WERDERMAN, Business Manager actually even attend a-ny perfor­ Judd Gregg's veto disregards the all terrific! Thanks for your coop­ mance? One should be skeptical. personal conscience of every woman eration. Adverting Associates Production Assistant Rob Corser If the "point was not clear" to in the state. If this angers you you The Student Coalition for the Christine Baril Eileen Malloy Rebecca Crepeau you about the witches, how on earth should let him know, write or call Homeless is forever indebted to Christine Leinsing Staff Reporters Patrik Jonsson Melissa Sharples Jay Kumar Tiffany Lewis can you dare say anything at all 1-800-852-3456. And if nothing WNDS-TV 50 for all their exper­ Asst Business Mgr. Mary Tamer Sports Reporters about them? else, remember the name Judd tise, advice, and assistance! Rhonda, Micheal Lyons News Reporters Chris Benecick Circulation Mgr. Bryan Alexander Frank Bonsal I must say your statements in Gregg an

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Livestock should not he abandoned By Cathryn Hassinger Any seniors out The Animal Science Department is like myself, take classes even though we seriously considering removing the livestock are not majors in the department. Students there who want (beef and sheep) from the University farm, at UNH should be able to participate in and thus discontinuing the livestock pro­ a livestock program, and take animal gram. This is really disturbing to me. production classes. to voice any The livestock program at UNH is a small If you think that maintaining the livestock one, but the facilities are important to more farm, and program is important, please final opinions? than just the students who are enrolled let the administration know. WITHOUT in classes. The University livestock farm OPPOSITION, THE ANIMALS AND in Lee is used extensively by the state 4- THE PROGRAM WILL ONLY BE A H, and FF A programs, as well as by the PART OF THE HISTORY OF UNH. WRITE POR THE State Extension service, and the New Write to Bill Condon at Kendall Hall Hampshire Sheep Breeders Association. ( chairman of the Animal Science depart­ UNIVERSl1Y Many children are brought to the farm by ment), with a carbon copy to Dean Fairchild parents and teachers to learn about the at Taylor Hall (Dean of LS & A), and animals. Wildlife classes also take field President Haaland (T-Hall). This is on­ PORUM trips to the farm to observe sign of deer, campus mail and won't cost a thing but a racoons, and other animals that come to small amount of time. feed on the silage fed to the animals. These There will be a meeting on Wednesday are just some of the many ways the farm May 3, at 4 p.m. in room 205, Kendall Hall. is used. Bill Condon will explain the position of After all, Agriculture is playing an increasingly the department, and students will have a smaller role in the everday lives of most chance to express their concerns. PLEASE it is your people. It is still a very important part of ATTEND IF AT ALL POSSIBLE, this will our existence though, a·nd shouldn't be likely be the only chance to directly express abandoned completely, especially at the your opinion on this issue. Give one hour page! level of higher education here :1t the of your time to save the UNH livestock University. Unfortunately many students program. are not aware of the opportunities in the Cathryn Hassinger is a senior majoring in Resource others Animal Science Department, but Economics. PAGE SIXTEEN THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, MAY 2, 1989 AS SEEN IN NEWSWEEK ON CAMPUS '

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At the same rate, her husband off the stage. its sound can liven and bring This Beethoven Opus is long away from normalcy a recital and winding and open interpre­ which it is a part of, and so was tation. Stolzman played it with the case when Richard Stoltz­ an ear for the sound. Much like man brought his clarinet, viol­ her husband's instrument, she inist Lucy Stoltzman, and pianist likes a grindy sound, low and Richard Goode to the Johnson obstructed. With short taps of Theatre on Sunday for a recital h_er bow she explained Beethov­ that included works ranging en's cagey tip-toe sections, with from fairly straight ones (Bee­ long sweeps she ground out a thoven, Stravinsky) to geniously melody fit for raunch. As with daring ones (Ives, Bartok). all the best music, it was a case A big reason it all worked so of either you loved it or hated well was the loony disposition it. of the musicians. They were Every piece played had at least good fun tu watch. They fit in a touch of obscurity to it. Even with the disarrayed chords and Debussy understood dissonance, beats they chose to play. Goode, and with "Premiere Rhapsody" a small, chunky man with long Goode and Stoltzman, the orig­ locks of gray hair looked a inal two, performed it, with maniac at the piano, his whole notable pleasure. body clenching and unclenching The beginning of this piece at the music, his hands despar­ is introduced by long, heavy ately banging at invisible notes. notes on the clarinet, overtones Lucy Stoltzman played the violin · and undertones smooth as shell. as though she were laying down Stoltzman's been heralded a a spell. Richard Stoltzman genious by big-time newspapers moved robotlike, the clarinet and these notes were the reason. facing down, his face turning They seemed to drift into time, an eerie blood-red, notes bleed­ they seemed to forget where ing out. Parts of this recital, they came from. especially amid terse sections The piece then moved into of Stravinsky and Bartok when hectic sections where piano the music was at its most crazy, notes and clarinet notes were was like watching some careen­ balanced so carefully side by side, ing ritual of offering. so carefully off-beat, that you Stoltzman-Goode-Stoltzman could feel yourself losing sight were originally Richard Stoltz­ of things, sight and sound man and Richard Goode. Lucy Stoltzman, Goode, and ·Stoltzman performed as part of the Universitie's Celebrity Series Stoltzman continued on page 18 Stoltzman, with fewer credits on Sunday. PHISH: an original band By Rebecca Crepeau themes from Woody Wood­ By the appearance of the pecker and The Flintstones, crowd outside the Strafford then they would improvise a Room, it looked as if just little more until, they ended another Grateful Dead cover once more with "A-Train." band would be playing. Tie-dyes,· This band was not only great Birkenstocks, and the scent of to listen to but they were great patchouli abounded. Not Savoy to watch. During the middle of Truffle again! No, this was one song, the bassist and the PHISH, a psychedelic guitarist suddenly began co jump jazz/ improv band from Burling­ up and down and play in unison. ton, Vermont, and those who They jumped like this for the had never heard the band before rest of the song. What stamina! were in for quite a surprise. What enduranc:::e! What coor­ PHISH played mostly orig­ dination! Upon further inves­ inals, like "The Lizards" and tigation of chis physical feat, "Fluffhead," rather than covers they turned out to be jumping of ocher songs, and they played on their personal mini­ them well. It was easy to tell that tram polines. It was really funny the band members had musical to watch them jump, play, and training. The music tended to sing as if it were the most keep a basic melody, and each natural thing to do. They· looked person played rhythm. like they were having the best Often the bassist and guitarist time. would play quick, note-frlled PHISH, after starting an hour melodies in unison. The result late, played a two-and-a-half was impressive and sounded hour set to a near-capacity sensational. They would rotate crowd. It was a great show, but the lead before returning to the for those expecting to hear original melody. This band ·:sugar Magnolia" and "Good jammed. Occasionally they Lovin," this was not the band would simply jam and improvise to see. PHISH was an original, before breaking into the original talented band that was great to The unusual Vermont band called PHISH donated their time and energies to benefit the listen to if all you wanted was UNH Outing Club last Thursday night in the MUB. song. They would improvise until they merged into the to mellow out and dance to some· good music. PAGE EIG_HTEEN THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, MAY 2, 1989 Criminal Law

By Marc A. ,Mamigonian off baiance .vacuu. i ill:Ie 1::. Criminal Law is an interest­ never really any doubt that ing film with good performan­ Bacon is guilty; the tension is ces that ultimately fails due to in seeing out what will happen lack of confidence in itself. It between them. "coulda been a contenda," but Somewhere along the line, ~ook the low road to becoming the director, Campbell, loses it. Just another routine thriller. ~bout half way through the The film is directed by Martin film, the mood swings from an Campbell, and stars Gary Old­ atmospheric crime drama to an ham (Sid and Nancy, Prick Up overblown 'psycho on the loose' Your Ears) and Kevin Bacon thriller. Why? Was someone (Footloose, Diner). afraid a moody drama wouldn't Bacon plays an accused mur­ bring in the bucks? That's my derer/rapist who is acquitted guess. Instead of pursuing the because of the skill of lawyer moral dilemma of Oldham's Oldham. Gradually, though, character, the film goes f~r Oldham comes to realize that cheap thrills, via increasingly Bacon is, in fact, guilty, and he annoying false scares, thus is faced with a dilemma; should ruining the pos_sibility of ge­ he continue to defend a client nuine tension later in the film. ~ho is guilty (the implication Rather than engaging the au­ is that everyone does it) or dience's minds, Campbell goes should he jeapordize his career for the easy gasp. by trying to find evidence to Criminal Law blows two good convict the man qe is being paid performances. Oldham is be­ . % to defend. coming predictably good; Bacon Michelle Gotthardt of the New Hampshire Not~bl~s performing her solo Saturday night If Criminal Law had pursued was much better than I would at their annual Ring In The Spring concert. this conflict, I am confident that have expected, or hoped. It it would have been an effective would have helped if his char­ law drama. It certainly started acter hadn't turned into Nor­ Ringing in Spring out great; I was drawn into the man Bates, but I cannot really odd relationship between the blame him for that. To the By Bess Franzosa Other highlights of the Aires' characters. morally tor·n Oldham and the director, however, I can only say Each time I enter room 110 performance were the spirit- _Music_a_lly "Taint~d Love," "You blew, it, pal." of Murkland Hall I experience ually moving "Mary Don't Ya with soloist Stepharne Pappas, a sense of dread, as memories Weep," and "Just My Imagina- was probably the best number of my Pyschology401 class come tion" (which they claimed to of the evening. Pappas' strong, Stoltzman••••••••••••• b~ck tC? me. But last Saturday have sold to the Temptations deep_ voice ·was filled with •••••••••• (continued from page 17) rnght, rnstead of being greated for a mere $50,000). emotion as she belted out each by slides of the human brain, A sense of humor is a key line for an excellent perfor­ merging. To some, Stoltzman good olu Ame1 iu.111a to ears I was able to spend an enjoyable factor in an a capella singing mance. and G_oode's insistence in crash- loftily ~xpecting the most major two hours listening to the NH group, as the Notables demon- Also worth mentioning are ing notes together might have of ma1or semi-spirituals, a Notables present their "Ring- strated on many occasions. Yaz's "Only You" (Lisa Wentz, been unwelcome, underscanda- "travelogue" (of New England), In-The-Spring Sing." Whether it was silly jungle soloi~t), Michelle Gotthardt's bly. But beauty lies in the sonnets about nature and ser­ The Dartmouth Aires, a male noises during "The· Lion Sleeps solo m "Baby Come Home To ob~cure, ~he unexpected, the enity. a capella vocal group, opened Tonight," or saving face when Me" (with the help of two twist of Interpretation. And Stoltzman wheezed out the the show with a short but the "Spring Sing" banner embarrassed male audience tha~'s reason enough for high voice-inflicted melodies with entertaining set. They demon- tumbled to the ground, the members_), andJen_nifer Smaha's praise. a complex simpleness. Some of strated an energy and enthusi- Notables proved to be funny and solo during the frnal number, Though audience response the songs lasted only a few asm not often found in similar talented, as well as professional. "Kiss Her Goodbye.'_' was mild to a suite of Ives seconds, and Stoltzman with groups, as seen in their contin- The most entertaining and Overall the night was a suc- "songs," published, according Goode thrilling beneath, ~ould uous dancing, clapping, and creative number was their ver- cess, both in terms of the talent to Goode, as a representation seemingly hold just one bal­ moving across the stage. They sion of Sesame Street's "Who displayed and the entertainment of bits_ and peices of Ives' scrap l?oned note throughout. At provided an informal and friend- Are The People In Your Neigh- provided. I was even able to put melodies, their inclusion in the times, as the piano vibrated ly atmosphere, as well as a borhood." They brought out the images of Psych 401 lectures program was a cultural bonus under Goodes' swift pouncings, thoroughly enjoyable perfor- "Karl's Truck" and sang such out of my mind, except when if a bit awkward. ' Stoltzman would shout out mance.. . . verses as: "Karl's always making the ~otables derr:ionstrated the From the heights of Debussy something, liner notes by Ives PartICularly impressive was snots/ And drunken people will workmgs of a bram synapse and and Beethoven, the g_roup perhaps, or one of Ives' char­ their version of Joe Jackson's eat lots." They poked fun at the creation of a "Freudian slip" (Stoltzman and Goode alone acteristic, all-encompassing "Is She Really Going Out With RA's and even UNH's infamous to introduce their next song. still) sunk to small, some would short description - the words Him," in which the soloist flasher, "The Flasher Never Despite this one flashback, the ~all unimportant peices, orig- were _all but indistinguishable amused the crowd with antics Wears His Clothes/In Fairchild show was truly impressive and mally composed with lyrics for from high up. A human voice such as a rap dance across the Everybody Knows." It was a hit these two groups should defin- voices. But Stoltzman and among all those notes by geni­ stage and some involuntary even with audience members itly be seen if you ever have the Good~ saw their' importance, uses, by those lofty gods, was audience participation. unfamiliar with these Durham chance. and with them brought a bit of emb~rrassingly suprising.

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YOU /CNo',I, TKof£ PEoPLf IN THE PRo -cHora MOVEMEWT HAVE IT ~LL WRbHG. THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, MAY 2, 1989 PAGE TWENTY-ONE Letters offers a different style and ap­ those of the 60's hit he quotes. "I erick managed to pull the "magic proach. Those people who call his , Want Your Sex" is an almost perfect strings" and we will be graced by Zealots comics a "Lynching", say. that only depiction of a relationship as it their rendition of our Alma Mater. because it offends them. But what Jeans I I approaches its sexual stage. Eve­ Recently we, as students, have not To the Editor: if it were to punch a jab in another ryone goes through this at one point received the best press in our local The U.S. Supreme Court should direction, would those same people To The Editor: and this song gives them a way to newspapers. In a day of quick and not heed the hysterical eunuchs, come out in defense of the newly I am responding to the blatant vent their frustrations or at least harsh criticisms, a word of praise religious zealots, and their gullible attacked victims? Would they? ignorance shown by Todd Paquette realize that they' re not the only ones is well needed. So, NH Gents, followers who want people to suffer There was one individual who was in his letter, entitled 'Jeans Day," going through it. The only reasons Letterman's loss is our gain. Thank for having sex. offended by the strip where a bible­ of Tuesday, April 25. Obviously, I can think of why Greg Scouras You for your time, devotion, talent, Crucifix ion is not for everyone. thumping minister pummels a Mr. Paquette has no concept of wouldn't know this are the follow­ and a desire to improve the quality The idea of lmititation of Christ meek character with his bible. In human rights. If he .did, he would ing: a) he is too close-minded to of life here at UNH, and I'm waiting introduced by Thomas Kempis in a sense that would be considered not be of the opinion that Blue Jeans have ever considered it b) he doesn't for you to bring down the house the fifteenth century is a ridiculous a punch at the evangelical-Christian Day was "a stupid ide-a." Mr. know what it's like to approach the on. May 6, provided you don't make perversion of original Christianity religion. But suppose it was punch Paquette was correct in his assertion sexual stage of a relationship, or fun of my wording (harmonious which simply viewed Jesus Christ's at a different religion. Say Cathol­ that we, as Americans, take the c) he is trying to manipulate the rhythms). life as an historic epic event opening icism or Buddhaism? Would that availability of food for granted. readers. Tell me, Greg, what is more Matt Mayberry the gates of heaven. This could only same righteous person come for­ Unfortunately, what he fails to meaningful to people, George be·accomplished by God himself ward? understand, is that, like food, the Michael's lyrics (which people can and certainly not even imitated by In conclusion, I will say this of right' to express their sexuality is relate to), or the 60's lyrics you mere mortals. Death In Heaven. It is a personal taken for granted by heterosexuals. quoted? Bertrand Russell rejected Chris­ Smith Fiesta strip, with a sense of pride! At one I am sure that if Mr. Paquette has In "Enough junk food", Scouras tianity largely due to its anti-sex turn, it covers a political end, a a girlfriend, and I shudder to think also contrasts the lyrics of a 1967 bias and wrote in Why I Am Not To The Editor: personal experience, a dream se­ that he might, he thinks nothing Beatles song ("Lucy in the Sky With A Christian that the earliest Chris­ Friday, April 21st, Smith Hall quence and angry outrage at the way of kissing her, or holding her hand Diamonds") with Edie Brickell and tians saw no use for sex since they International Center held its Sixth the world has turned. I am hoping in public. Shouldn't every person, New Bohemians' recent top ten hit believed in Jesus Christ's false Annual International Fiesta. I wish Mr. Harris will be in your publi­ including homosexuals, have the "What I am". Scouras totally loses prophecy that the end of the world I could verbalize my gratitude to cation next year. If he does, to all right to publicly kiss or hold the his credibility here. This is because the students who made this event w~rnld happen during their gener­ those reading this letter, pay close hand of the person they care about? the Beatles song he quotes was not ation. so successful, but no words can attention to what I am about to say. What is so threatening about a pop hit until Elton John released The religious zealot's targets are describe my feelings. In this brief Read his comic strip and you'll allowing other people to lead their it as a remake in the 70's. In fact, not only abortion and gay rights letter I only attempt to give them und~rstand what I'm trying to say. lives as they wish? Furthermore, the Beatles never even released it but also contraception of any kind, recognition for their accomplish­ But tf you do, please absorb it and what is so threatening about pub­ as a single. So how could Scouras sex hygiene items such as condoms, don't take it at face value. THINK licly showing your suport for human quote it as a 1967 pop hit? Talk ments. From the beginning, risks divorce, married clergy, and female were taken--the biggest being the ABOUT IT! Honestly, you don't rights in the form of wearing a pair about manipulation. Also, "What pastors. They cannot even get their know what you're missing. of blue jeans? I Am" is arguably one of the most extended hours. By continuing into own congregations to practice their the night more people from both To Mr. Harris, I say this. Your Human rights do not merely meaningful songs released in the pious strictures and frequently do the university and Durham com­ work shows promise-immense po­ entitle you to express affection. past year. Scouras totally misses not practice those pious strictures tential. Don't ever stop doing what Homosexuals should have every the song's meaning. However, mu?ities were able to enjoy the themselves. vanety of cultural experiences appears to be the thing you were right to dress, behave, and interact Gregory does recognize the mean­ Let's not return to the Dark Ages. offered at Fiesta. meant to do. But please, in the with others as they wish, without ing in the Beatles' song, whose lyrics I find these students' commit­ Jim Senyszyn future, don't present your comic fear of persecution. Unlike homo­ depict a drug-induced state. What with a radical heavy-handedness. sexuals, heterosexuals don't need do you maJ{e of that, huh? As final ment to international awareness admirable and commend them for We understand what you mean, at to mask their sexual preference for proof of Scouras' lack of a clue, I He a v en least I do. fear of being stared at, sneered at, will point out that he misquoted their dedication to quality program­ ming. Although I will not be Respectively, or physically abused. If you, Mr . "What I am". In his article, Gregory returning to Smith Hall next year, Death Jeremy J. Jovanka Paquette, had any understanding quotes these lyrics: of what it means to be oppressed, "What I am I look forward to returning to the International Fiesta in the years To the Editor: you would do all that you could to Is what I am support gay and lesbian rights. Is what you are to come. HERE WE ARE, ANOTHER Bloomin' Sincerely, YEAR ALMOST OVER, AND I Wearing jeans, with the purpose Or what?" of supporting human rights, is the When in fact, the real lyrics are as Corinne Schmidt BELIEVE THAT I HA VE KEPT Smith Hall Director QUIET LONG ENOUGH. Thanks least you can do. follows: I would like to comment about The fact that you would wear a "What I am a particular part of your newspaper, pair of plaid pants in support of Is what I am your comics section. These many To the Editor: blacks or women is a small conso­ Are you what you are Jeans Ill months I have noticed something On this beautiful "Bloomin' Day" lation, Mr. ·Paquette. Your ignor­ Or what?" completely interesting about that I want to tell you that our "Bloomin' ance of the need for alt people, With this tiny slip-up, Scouras Nurses" and I are proud to share including homosexuals, to be en­ particular section. totally removes the question that To the Editor: spring and all it means with you! titled to basic human rights is far However, it's not the comics the song is trying to ask the public. I am writing in repsonse to Todd During the period of sorrow more damaging than your percep­ section itself that interests me it He is obviously either clueless or Paquette's letter regarding Blue because of a campus tragedy, you tion of Blue Jeans Day. People who is a particular strip. This strip' in trying to manipulate readers into Jean's Day. Mr. Paquette, you start managed to visit us and once more feel that showing support for the question is the bold artistry of one believing him. At the end of his off by stating that Blue Jean's Day Jeff Harris. Since.his premiere in give of yourselves. While our aim rights of homosexuals somehow letter, Greg Scouras calls pop today toward over 100,00 pints collected makes them as "bad" as being a was an opportunity for the homo­ your October 21st edition, I've been a "Hostess Cupcake". However, I sexuals on cmapus to sucker people at UNH did not materialize it will homosexual, only perpetuate dam­ closely watching this cartoonist. think we know who the real Hostess into wearing jeans. Yet, you go on happen in September and we are aging stereotypes, making a com­ And up till now, all I have known Cupcake is. to say that you were glad to see so already planning a very special passionate, unified human race an of its criticism towards his work Sincerely, many people who were not wearn­ occassion for you! Again we owe impossibility. by half-witted bible-thumping in~ Frank Juston ing jeans. It doesn't seem as if many dividualists! thanks to the dorms who ran Sincerely, Sophomore contests between each other with Susan Belschwender peole were suckered. To those people I address the fact Communication Those of us who did wear blue Williamson leading the way and that Death in Heaven is a thinking P.S. I hope I don't see any response jeans on April 18 had our own man's comic. One must analyze the mini dorms a second. We to my letter from staff members congratulate-the student nurses and reasons for doing so. I wore blue where Mr. Harris is coming from. or fans of WUNH, because the jeans because I support civil rights med techs along with our great Music I But I suppose that the task may be progressive groups they play only for everyone. For those of us who commuters, several new organiza­ too much for some, correct? Come claim to be against pop music are safely anonymous in our heter­ tions, the UNH staff who is most on people. Understand something. To the Editor: because most of them aren't good oxexua li ty, it is easy to take our loyal to us and the ROTC Army and Mr. Harris is not making these This letter is in response to enough to be accepted into the rights for granted. I have seen a Air Force who not only gave but comics to do what all the others are "Enough junk food," which ap­ mainstream. What's really pathetic friend agonize over whether or not supposed to be doing. He's offering also served as volunteers. peared in The New Hampshire on is that some progressive groups As has become tradition, many it was safe to come out of the closet you something different. I hope Mr. Tuesday, April 25. "Enough junk who are good enough to break into even to his friends and family. The of the Greek system again gave and Harris won't mind if I form my own food" was a protest to today's pop the mainstream and eventually do, price of homosexuality can be high. opinion, but basically I see it this worked before and during the drive. music. Frankly, I am sick and tired such as REM, still rank on pop Some of these worked all week as Gay men and women risk ridicule, way. The comic section is modified of people ranking on pop music. music with album cuts such as "Pop the loss of job, family, and friends a team at their regular station, some when at the end of the section itself The thing that irks me most is that Song '89", while at the same time and sometimes worse. No matter staffed an entire day. Among them, Mr. Harris offers one a change i~ the people who are doing the reaping the benefits of a top ten what I feel personally about horoo­ Alpha Tau Omega had the greatest the mundane lifestyle of the car­ ranking, such as the author of hit called "Stand". sexuali ty, I do feel very strongly number of donors with Alpha toonists creations. "Enough jurtk food," Greg Scouras, that no one should have to submit Gamma Rho close behind. It is also in my opinion that many have no clue of the whole situation. to such abuse. That is why I wore Among the sororties, Alpha Phi of the other cartoonists in that I will demonstrate that Greg blue jeans on April 18 and will continued its great record of having Gentlemen I section, copy Mr. Harris's ideas! Scouras' article is just another continue to support civil rights for How embarassing it must be to most response and Delta Zeta uninformed attempt to manipulate everyone. followed them in numbers. think that the other dull cartoons facts in order to prove a ridiculous To the Editor: Lisa Keiski must pick from someone else's used It was a privilege to welcome the point. On Sunday, April 23, The New ideas. For Example: new national "Order of Omega" Scouras opens his piece by quot~ Hampshire Gentlemen were kind · November 11, 1988, Super guy Greek organization who will work ing a 60's hit and then contrasting enough to provide an impromptu uses the idea of the artist sitting side by side with the local Greeks, that with four lines from George diversion at the Student Senate at his drawing board-and several and also assist us with our program. Michael's "I Want Your Sex." Greg meeting. These gentlemen, which months later Hack's Hall uses the This cooperation of campus Sc~uras is trying to show that pop ther are, were on "tour" promoting same! Not to mention Kampus segments working together is what lyrics have gone down hill since the their May 6 concert (8 p.m. Field Komix in Feb. issue of the 14th! makes UNH blood drives what they 60's. However, what he doesn't House). Their "tour" consisted of Quite frankly Kamp us Ko mix, I've are, these include The New Hamp­ realize is (unless he's trying to residence halls and Greek house seen that idea used already in an shirestaff, and the staff at the MUB. manipulate readers) that not all visitations. old issue of National Lampoon. I will now close my letter with 60's pop hits were as poetic and They spend countless hours Must I even go into detail about the a' farewell to our supporting seniors meaningful as the one he quotes, practicing and perfecting their jab that Superguy tried to deliver and wish them the best in the future and not all 80's hits are as mean­ harmonious rhythms with little in his Feb. issue 17th, of Mr. and to those of you who will come ingless as the four lines he quotes compensation or public recognition. Harris's work? back to us, we hope you have a great from "I Want Your Sex." Also The New Hampshire Gentlemen Believe me there have been other summer! We love all of you "Bloo­ Gregory doesn't seem to realize tha; have agreed to appear and perform instances. Now from there, let me min' Students"! the rest of the lines from George for free at the spring graduation FAKE FUR HATS talk about Mr. Harris's creation, Sincerely, Michael's song are at least mean­ ceremony; after two years of trying D.I.H. The companion. D.I.H. Jarry Stearns ingful, if not more meaningful, than Wendv Hammond and Steve Rod- PAGE TWENTY-TWO TH E NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESCAY, MAY 2, 1989 I

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If you see someone who I've is not direccly affiliated with the I wonder if he would have done so To The Editor: should see my taste in music, bur been talking about, please thank Campus Gay Lesbian Bisexual 25 years ago when blacks were not Why an honor code? Aren't we Al­ I really dislike your gross them for a job well done. They are liance. Those who accepted, or if he would have gener­ students trusted? organized Blue alization of today's music. good people, and they deserve it! Jeans day were simply concerned advised them, too, to simply "face People ought co be honest, with­ In closing let me just say that even Thank you, with procuring Civil Rights for all the facts." out saying (or without signing an your beloved Bob Dylan has suc­ Mike Duguay people, and with silencing the I would like to thank all those oath). The signing of oaths by every cumbed to the Eighties music Senior myths and fears surrounding who did wear jeans, and while I am student in every class is a waste of the trends. Ever heard of "The Travel­ Gay and Lesbian community. sorry that Mr. Paquette and his paper. Honesty is a value that I hope ing Wilburys"? They've got a cop Secondly, there is a reason that counterparts could noc have been all of us have. The small few who 10 in the song "End of the Line." Gay and Lesbian activists more supportive, I am glad that they Announcing a Memorial unfortunately at their own choice have "Well, it's all right. Ridin' around adopted had a chance to learn what it's like are dishonesc, will still be whether blue jeans (as opposed to in the breeze, Service for Christine Du­ plaid pants) as a symbol of our to leave something in the closet. they sign an oath or not. It is enough Civil Well, it's all right. IF you lead plessis, Wednesday May that it is written in the student Rights. Our use of blue jeans has Sincerely, Julie Graham the life you please." - Traveling 3, at 8:00 p.m. The loca­ handbook that cheating and plag­ nothing to do with "suckering" Wilburys anyone into anything. It is simply arism are prohibited and the con­ Would you rather have images tion is at 29 Madbury Rd. a way to make others aware sequences of them. To reinforce of a placed in your head by the music? Alpha Chi Omega Soror­ situation which we are forced to this, in each class the professor Or would you rather be given the face every day. If a heterosexual Music II ity. Any contributions to should verbally go over his own chance to create in your own right? person wants to hold hands with definition, pertaining to that class, To the Editor: Patrick Scottman the scholarship in her his or her lover, give a lover a of cheating, plargarism and working "I see me with you Freshman name at Somersworth goodnight kiss in public, or simply in all the together to eliminate misunder­ things you do ... talk about her or his personal life, H.S. can be made out in standings of this rule and its Keep turning round and round he or she is free to do so without consequences. This is enough, twice in my mind. her name or to the Du­ considering that there may be Heroes is enough. We are young adults and Forget the weather plessis family. unpleasant consequences. Gays and we should want to be treated as such. We are always be together, Lesbians, however, have no such To the Editor: not forgetful children anymore. We And any other thought is un­ freedom. If we want to hold hands, Unsung heroes. We all know don't need to be reminded every kind." - Sting exam in every class by signing an we must make a conscious decision some, and as _a movie goer we like to risk being laughed at, sworn at, to see their story unfold on the silver oath. Every student here knows that I agree with Mr. Scouras or even physically attacked. Because that screen. Here at UNH we have dishonesty is prohibited at this music has changed, but we have no Civil Rights, we must then so has literally hundreds of these people college and in any other facet of the listening audience. also risk losing our jobs, our The '60s are and they go unnoticed by us students life. I would bet money on it. long over Mr. Scouras, children, our housing, etc. Some­ and it is now year in and year out. Yes, I'm talking Sincerely, a time to move on and thing that most persons do without try new about the people who you might Shane M. Smith things. Isn't that all part of thinking, then, becomes for us the the not recognize but are there working American spirit? Always object of very serious deliberation. trying new hard everyday. These are the clean­ ideas? Thus, many people decide not to ing service people, the dining hall Jeans IV The youth of today, you be public about their gay or lesbian say, seem people, grounds and roads, health to send songs to number To the Editor: identity, and are forced to live one on the services, people in the transcript charts with silly lyrics I would like to begin by thanking double lives filled with the fear that and poor office, maintenance, etc. The list accompaniment. The New Hampshire for its excel­ someone may "find our." If you had wished goes on and on. to prove your point you should lent coverage of both Blue Jeans We have chosen blue jeans, then, have How many

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Hours 3373. day. Summer employment opportunities avail­ flexible. 868-1480. PER50NAlS If you are transferring to a different school able at th8 Durham Infant Center. 868- 1982 DATSUN TRUCK KING CAB, AM I FM DOVER Summer Rental 2-bedroom Kit, next fall and want to make some quick cash 1 335. Ask for Kathy. DESPERATELY SEEKING CRUTCHESIII Stereo, 65,000 miles, $1 ,000. 772-2275. Liv, Bath. June-August. Price negotiable, selling I-shirts call Eli at Kappa Sig. 868- Health Services needs your crutches back! Communications intern wanted to assist K-van. Owen and John 862-4386 or Scott 1984 SUBARU GL-10 FWD Station Wagon 9637. Our supply is extremely. low. Please bring Communicatior:is Coordinator with press 862-4288. Has All Options. Excellent Conditior, them back ASAP!!I Office Workers needed: Four UNH Summer releases: ribbon c utting ceremonies, up­ Spotless interior. Completely dependable. DOVER PAD, for summer, fall option. Near College 1/_jork Study positions available dating media directory, etc. Applicant must Balfour Ring Sale - Wednesday, Thursday $3950, or Reasonable Otter. 868-5122. downtown and 2 COAST stops. One & Friday. Come check us outl We're in the at the Social Security office in Portsmouth, be outgoing, people oriented, and have bedroom , 250/mo. or b.o. Non - smoker Toyota 85 Tercel 4WD Wagon , AC, NH. Pays $6.00 per hour. Applicants must MUB good writing and communication skills. please. Marc/Dan 749-6658. Cassette, automatic, 44K. Asking $4850. be approved tor Co.liege Work Study by Position is 10-20 hours / week, volunteer. Happy 21st Birthday Staceyl Yahoo!! Love Mac 512 with external drive. 8.0. Call SK LAKEFRONT LIVING: 4 or 5 students- in UNH. Call 433-0716 and ask for Mr. White. Greater Portsmouth Chamber of Com­ Meg, Dave, & Kim at 749-6230 or 862-2675. Dover- $1200/mo. Won't last longl! 749- Nanny needed for year or summer - four merce. For more information, call Carrie 4558 Michael Michael Motorcycle, turn the key 1 982 Honda Accord hatchback, auto, Keating at 436-1118. children, top salary, private room and bath, and watch ... HII!!! Speaking on behalf of 100,000 plus highway miles, 4 new tires, Summer Sublet for 4 above Store 24, rent no weekends, congenial Boston area. Department of Political science. Summer Patty Whacka, Fleabag, and myself ...You little rust, well maintained, very reliable negotiable call 862-4581 or 868-3309 ask Driver's license requireed. Must be good Work Study wanted 10 -15 hours per week, are absolutely, positiviely, without a doubt, transportation. $1300 or 8.0. Call Gary for Shawn, Paul, or Andy. with children. For more info. contact Rose $5.00 per hour. Contact Prof. Craig at 862- THE MOST DISGUSTING PERSON l'VE at 659-5942. Leave message. Snyd~r. 617-332-5721 . 1747. DURHAM- Furnished single bedrooms with EVER METI Don't ever changel Love, shared bathroom for ·female students·only. Deluxe Queen Size Waterbed, complete AWESOME SUMMER JOB!II Disabled BICYCLE TOUR LEADERS NEEDED: 3- "Cupid" headboard, four drawer pedastal, sheets, Available for 1989-90 academic year. individual in search of personal care 9 wk. tours / EUROPE, CANADA, U.S. SENIORS! Aren 't you sad to be leaving etc. $500 orb/ o. Must sell: Also, one couch. Private entrance. Ten minute walk from assistant. Salary $6.25 an hour /28 hours Student Hosteling Program, Conway, MA UNH? Heading out to the real world w/real Call Dan at 659-7250. T-Hall. $1100 per semester including per week. Job title consists of personal 01341 . 800-343-6132. responsibilities? Well, p°reserve tot he those grooming, house cleaning, food shopping. utilities. Call 868-2217 after 4 p.m. 1981 Buick Regal- Good transportation Work Study Job - Exeter Public Library. college.memories with a RING! Come see Accessable to summer students living on $750. 868-5201 -Morey $6.00 per hour. Shelving, shelf reading, Looking for summer subletters! House in Balfour at the MUB this week. campus or in the Durham area. For more Newmarket with 5 spaces available. Off 1974 Volvo Station Wagon, one owner, other tasks. Tel.# 772-3101. Patty Whackal How do you stand it? You're info call 868-1986 and leave a message street parking. On Kari-van route. Fur­ garaged, stereo equilizer, extra snow tires, a saintl I've been meaning to tell ya - I LOVE on my "HAPPY" answering machine. Help Wanted: Helper for handicaped nished, spacious. $175.00 per month. Call new battery. Good for summer jobs. $700. person. $6.25 / hour. Needed for summer YOUR CAR! (It's almost as nice as Mi­ Activist-Environmentalist - Political Junkie? ABI at 659-2386. 603-431-0097. weekends. No experience necessary. Easy chael's "Ice racer"). Love, "Cupid?" (ps. The League of Conservation Voters is MUST SELL!I! 1984 Buick Skyhawk, au­ work, great boss! Call Dan at 692-4764 Sunny furnished 3 bedroom apartment Yesi that is a question markl). looking for bright, energetic people to train available for full summer session. Suitable tomatic, red, Chapman lock, A/C, GOOD evenings. Alpha Xi Delta Spaghetti Dinner on May 1 as political organizers tor the 1990 Con­ for faculty/ staff. $2100 inclusive. 2½ miles CAR- $2700. Will easily negotiate. It's gotta 3rd 5-7 pm at 3 Strafford Av.enue. All you gressional campaigns. Earn while-you learn Free room and board in exchange for child from campus. 659-5932. go1 926-4215. can eat! $3.00 donation to benefit American campaign and fundraising skills. Summer care. We live on a 90 acre farm/ apple 3 BDRM furnished apartment Available Lung Association. 1986 Dodge Daytona-black,fwd,5-speed, and permanent positions available. Train­ orchard, 2 miles from campus. Hours for 6 week summer session. Suitable for 51,000 miles. Excellent condition. $5,000 ing, benefits, advancement $160-400. Mon­ flexible.868-1480. Adaire - My April has been great all faculty/ staff. $11 00 inclusive. 2 ½ miles or best offer. For more details, call Leigh, Fri 1-10 pm LCV 20 Ladd St., Portsmouth, because of you. You're awesome. Chris. from campus. 659-5932. 772-4829. NH 430-8312 or 795 Elm St., Manchester, Don't forget to order your class ring. Do FALL RENTAL: Nice, furnished 2 bedroom FOR SALE- 1983 Nissan 4x4 King CAB. _NH 627-8935. it this week in the MUB with Balfour. apartment available 8/27. 2½ miles from High mileage but in great condition. Summer Work Study for the environment. HOl/5tNQ Wednesday, May 3, Thursday, May 4 and campus. No pets, non-smokers. Kenwood Stereo and Equalizer, CB, North­ The League of Conservation Voters is Friday, May 5. SUMMER SUBLET IN DOWNTOWN DOV­ $530/month plus utilities. Lease, deposit. hander Custom Fiberglass Cap, and many seeking data entry persons, minimal typing ER: features large kitchen and living room. 659-5932. Deb, congratulations! We made ill Only other great extras. Must see to really skills required. Will train. $5.00 per hr. and Room for 4 people at $135/month. Call 18 days till it's over. I love youl 21 months appreciate. Call Chris 749-6715. opportunities tor training in environmental BILL or BRIAN at 862-4434. in 2 days. Love, Brian. 1987 Yamaha FZ 600. 5,500 miles excellent politics. LCV 20 Ladd St. Portsmouth, NH FREE APT.- Grad student family seeks Nadia, You are the best friend in the whole condition. Helmet and cover included. 430-8312. LOST$· responsible person to share large 2-family world. Your love is forever burning in my $2400 contact Mike Chantal. 868-9830 Looking for a summer· job with fun and sun? Rochester home and meals in return for direction. Let· nothing extinguish what Camp Kettleford in Bedford, NH has Complete bicycle touring outfit. Shogun light housekeeping an.d parttime childcare. you've give to me. You're friend forever openings for counselors, waterfront staff Alpine GT, 18 spd, front and rear racks Use of beach condo included. Near bus FOUND and ever. Thanx for take care of me! All and packs and more. 27 inch frame, perfect and consultants. We are a girl scout day . route. 1 -335-2693. FOUND: One of the best singing groups Oranged out. for 6'4" and over. Cost $800; selling $400. camp running from June 26 to August 18. SUMMER SUBLET: looking for quiet, around- The New Hampshire Gentlemen. Balfour Ring Company is in the MUB John: 1-432-5191. Call Sandy 623-7822 or Jan at 641-3983 To pick up, go to the Field House Saturday, Wednesday, Thursday and friday. It's never for more info. responsible, non-Smoker to share 2 -1983 DODGE ARIES PREMIER, 4 door, bedroom apt. in Dover. On Kari-van route May 6 at 8 p.m. FINDER'S FEE: $4 too latell Order your class ring NOW from Work-study student wanted for summer automatic transmission, very low mileage, 10 minutes to Durham. Fall option. Balfour. • excellent condition, $2500. Call 603-664- receptionist position at Complex Sys­ $250/mo (heat and hot water included) Kringles ... my little blonde brain thinks 2839 after 5:30 p.m. tems/SERB. Some experience preferred. or b.o. Dan or Marc 7 49"-6658. YOU'RE AWESOMEIII Thanks for being Contact Libby at 1792. MOTORCYCLE- 1985 Yamaha XT-350, DURHAM: 2-bedroom apt., unfurnished, SERVICES the best friend anyone could ever havei street legal dirt bike 350 CC 4 cycle, helmet Research assistant needed to organize newly carpeted in quiet, wooded, location TYPING: Lowest Prices Available! (We I love you tons! Just think: Beaches and and couck. $900 call Peter at 772-7093. and analyze large data sets on U.S. and overlooking Oyster River, less than 1 mile know, We've Checked). Free Pick­ sunroofs and Pina Coladas (pretty soo­ global energy use, climate and associated FOR SALE: Magna Vox Video Writer Word from UNH. Fireplace, appliances, 1 year Up/Delivery. Spelling. Editing Service. Call n!!!)!!!Yeah! I can't wait' pollution emissions. Involves library re­ Processor. Disk Drive and Printer Built In . . lease minimum. Available immediately. Beckwith-Douglas Service 7 49-0594 Adoption: Educated farm couple offers love, search at UNH and in Boston area, and Convenient Size and Portability. Asking $690/mo. for two persons, $750/mo. for stability, wonderful life, room to grow. use of a MAC/PC, 20 hrs/wk now, possibly TAE KWON-DO. the art of self-defense. $250. Call Parke at 868-6016. three. 862-2689 during week, 508-867- Expenses paid. Call collect Susan and Alan full time this summer. Call Professor Harriss For more information call Hwang's Tae 6574 or 508-757-0206 weekends. (802) 592-3384. 1982 Toyota Celica GT, Air, Roof, 86K, 5 at 3875. Kwon-Do at 743-6500 spd, $2500; 1982 BMW 320i, 5 spd, 96 K, Summer sublet in Lee. 5 spaces (3 singles, SANDY, STEVE, DARRYL, CHRIS, SUE, SUMMER JOBS - The National Toxics TYPING/WORD PROCESSING, profes­ Alloys, $6500; 1985 VW Jetta, 4DR, 5 spd, 1 large double). $200 a month negotiable. PAT, TABBATHA, AND MIKEii! Get Campaign is seeking articulate individuals sional quality, reasonable rates. Spelling Burg, 65K, $5500; 1981 320iAuto 68K, Air, Beautiful house. Call evenings. 659-5&/44. PSYCHED for next yearl!! dedicated to a clean environment for our accuracy included. Call 742-2037, Dover. AM/FM, $5995; 1984 318i, 5 spd, Burg/Black, membership program in Salem, NH. Full Two rooms avialable at 51 Newmarket Rd. Fleabag! You big geek, How were Rick and 77K, $7900; 1984 31 Bi, 5 spd, Dark Green, Professional Word Processing for all your and part-time performing door-to-door tor summer. House is furnished and has Nancy? Did you get your "Bean Jeans?" Air 99K, $6900, Autowerkes .. 97 LaFayette documents, reports, etc. Experienced, membership work. $225-$350 per week. a washer and dryer. Call Sue 868-3184. I can't wait til this summer buddy! We'll Rd. Hampton Falls, NH 926-5522. efficient, reasonable rates, quick-return. Call Paul Coombs (603) 894-6447 E.O.E. SUMMER SUBLET- sunny one-bedroom, Janet Boyle, 659-3578. do a lot of tipping, LET ME TELL YOU! Abdul 1984 FORD LTD 6 cyl wagon auto a/c, cruise Allah and Bjorn will never be the same! Professional female seeking 2 strong 2-level apartment for two on Main St. Two control, AM/FM, pwr steer and brakes, very Typing/$1.25 per page. Experienced individuals to help her relocate on May females needed to rent June-August, $200 Ring1 Ring1 Ring! YOur class ring, this is! good condition, $1000 firm. 436-6196. secretary will type your papers. Pick­ 27. Will pay $80.00. Call 749-0929. Leave month per person, all utilities included. up/delivery in Durham available. Rush jobs Order it now with Balfourl FOR SALE: sturdy, dependable, secure loft. Message. Jen or Maris. 868-2722. accepted!! Call Jo-Anne 332-6162. Happy 22nd you Greek Godl I wanted to Easily stored, can be assembled. Inexpensive. WORK STUDY POSITION, Portsmouth 2 Females needed for Main St. Sublet June get you the 240-SX but this was all I could Call Kristen F. 868-3114. LOVE CAREFULLY THIS SUMMER. Con­ Public Library, Library Assistant. General 1 to August 25. Partially furnished, parking, traceptive services, confidential, high­ afford. Hope your birthday is a happy one. FOR SALE: Volvo Wagon, 1974, Mechanically Library work. May include typing, filing, yard. $200/month includes everything. quality and sensitive care by trained Have a 7&7 for me. Love you, Kristen. Sound, Body Good, Runs Just Fine. Call 868- computer data entry, bar coding books, Call 868-3299, leave message. medical staff. Sliding fees for exams and Check out the New Hampshire Gents in 1198. $800. shelving books, inventory, other library SUMMER SUBLET: Lee-2 people needed supplies. One visit, no class required. Call the Field House on Sat., May 6 at 8 pm - YAMAHA RADIAN 600. 1986 model. Just work as needed. Accuracy and attention to fill studio. Private bath and entrance. tor appointment. The--Clinic, Dover 749- Elvis will be there! tuned. Only 6,100 miles. An excellent buy to detail very important. Ability to type ,Shared kitchen and livingroom. Price 2346 or Rochester 332-4229. The sisters of Alpha Chi Omega would like at $1400. Call Phil after 8:00 p.m. at 868- preferred. Must use judgement referring negotiable. 659-5388. Ask for Ron or Tad. TYPING - Lowest Prices Available I (We to meet you! Come to our open house on 2394 or during day at 862-3987. problems to supervisor. $6.00 per hour. SUMMER SUBLET- 3 person apt . know, We ' ve checked). Free Pick­ Wed. May 3rd from 5-7pml 20-40 hours/week. Contact: Susan 1982 SUZUKI GS750E EXCELLENT CON­ $190/month/person Dover Rd., Durharn. up/Delivery. Spelling. Ed iting service. Call Mccann at 431 -2000 X252. Scott - Good luck with your presentation, DITION, 11,000 miles. Always Garaged. Two June 1 to Sept. 1. Utilities included. Cathy Beckwith-Douglas Service 7 49-0594. we know you'll do GREAT! Love, Kim and bell helmets. Black, Fast. $900 or _b/ o. Summer Work Study Position Available 868-3701 HEATHER 868-3676. Ann Jonathan 868-2211, 862-0009. at the International Students Office. Various One roommate needed to share Young Looking for summer employment? We are clerical responsibilities include data entry, GLENWOOD Stove FOR SALE. Wood, coal, Drive House with four other males. If a personnel service that offers a variety Jon - Here's the personal you've been word processing, answering phone, etc. and gas combination. Cream colored enamel. interested please call 868-6050. of temporary office positions in the Northern looking for a week. Thank you for letting Computer experience a must. Sche­ Looks nice. In great condition. $750. Call MA, Southern NH, and Southern ME areas. me push you off the diving board, and for dule/ number of hours flexible. $5.00/hr DURHAM: 2 single rooms available-Mill ABIGAIL at 659-2386. We ofter top wages and referral bonuses. pulling me in along with you, Butt-Head. plus depending on experience. Call Kyle. Rd. behind Christenso. Kitchen and laundry Call Key Personnel- 964-9495 or 7 43-3373. (hee, hee) love, ME or Stuart at 862-2050. privilleges. Females preferred $300.00 utilities paid. ALSO: 1 bedroom basement TYPING/$1 .25/PAGE-Experiences se­ The Sisters of Alpha Chi Omega would like Spend your summer in Mainel Camp apt. next to Scorpios $275.00 per month. cretary will type your papers. Pick to meet you! Come to our open house on counselors needed for boys/girls/coed Call on either. 868-5201- Morey up/delivery in Durham available. Rush jobs Wed. May 3rd from 5-7pm. •· r• ~ camps. Waterfront, athletics, arts, tennis, ------acceptedl!! Call Jo-Anne 332-6162. Instructors needed to teach MUB Mini- and General Counselor positions available. SUMMER SUBLET IN DURHAM: 3 female Suck it up - Go see the GENTS! Cheaper courses in Art/Drawing, Spanish & French. Excellent Opportunity. Excellent Pay. openings for great furnished apartment TYPING/WORD PROCESSING, Profes­ than a movie and more fun than watching GREAT PAY!! Applications available in 126 Contact Jerry Shoemake at (301) 484- on Main St. $200/mo. everything included. sional quality, reasonable rates. Spelling T.V. Field dHouse - May 6 at 8 p.m. Only MUB or call 862-1001. 2233. 868-6013. accuracy included. Call 742-2037, Dover. four dollars for students! "' . .. THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, MAY 2, 1989 PAGE TWENTY-FIVE

Pal , I think your brains are ialli ng out 1 But The sisters of Alpha Chi Omega would li ke Vin - I h a d an awesome t ime with y ou you can make it budd y' ·· 1 wonder why to meet yout Come to our Open House on Saturday' It wa s very fru st rating, but FUN' people have allergi es?" HELP ME! Only '!!_ed . May 3rd from 5-7 P-~- __ ~ ove you' "Tweek mt " 3 more days Pal! You can have your - nervo us breakdown on Wednesday' I'll be th ere to put yo u back together' Apart ment? RIEFER'S KIM LYDON- Awesome' Love, Kringles _ The New Hampshire Gentlemen are hOld­ Don't b e so horrified ing thei r tenth anniversary spring s ong fest in the fi eld house, yes th e FIELD HOUSE1 SPORTSWEAR you're only 22!!! On Sat, may 6 at 8 pm - o nly $4 bu cks for more fun than humans are allowed to have 1 HAPPY Werd1e - That King Kan wa s awesom e1 You Student kn ew I could do it all along! I won't let yo u BIRTHDAY! down ' -- Organizations TEECH -800% until th e e nd, I promi se. Love y a, Love, CT Fraternities Pam, Sue, Mirni, & Liz Lisa - It's all your fau lt' You made me take that class' See if I ever listen to yo u again ... Hee Hee Hee' _ _ Sororities CALL TODAY: STEVE AND CHRIS' Welcome to HU NTER and to the LOWER QUAD' Next year's 1-800-274-3337 Jodles, gonna be great' To the ol' man of rJ avis Court: Sorry we 161 PORTLAND AVE. Roomie and Friend coul an't meet your Nana, but Crayola a nd DOVER, NH 03820 I had some propert ies to trade. From Jenna (603) 743-4763 - I hear playing darts was the only exercise you got all weekend. Christine says no more HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! co mments about your cut e athletic bum IRTS - SPORTSWEAR - your pees are next ... th e truly innocent ECEWEAR - BOXERS Love always, one pl eads th e fifth ' fl ower polls are up ... Are ME, you blushing yet? - F3 DESPERATELY SEEKING -C RUl CHES!!' Health Services needs your crutches back! Our supply is extrem ely low. Pl ease bring them back ASAP!!I s;::~r~elp 9 'y Wanted: Make Money_ Enjoy your summer at the beach while earning rnu!ley for college. We need: desk clerks and chamberpersons. No ex­ Hand Over Fist perience necessary. Call: The Sands Motel, York Beach Maine .(207) 3~3-2211

- PURDY ------~------SELF-STORAGE CENTER WHY HAUL IT HOME? \.---,._------tm SUMMER STORAGE SPECIALS Hauling it home is out. Storing it at Purdy Self Storage is in! STUDENT SPECIALS Shared U-Haul truck rentals Shared storage If you know your way around a keyboard-typewriter, word processor or computer- Private a way to make your knowledge pay off this summer. · 4 ft. x 4 ft. bins we know with us at Kelly Temporary Services. Safe and secure Just register in our dry, above ground We've got the kind of summer jobs you'll love to get your hands on. fire-protected building. Choose your own assignments. Work as much as you want. Or as little as We need student coordinators on & off you need. campus to help organize And if you're not a keyboard wizard, there's still plenty of work to go around. their friends or help them get organized! Receptionist. Ale Clerk Accounting Clerk Product Demonstrator. Stock Handler. Check the white pages for your nearest Kelly office. It doesn't cost you a PURDY thing to register. And chances are we can SELF-STORAGE help you make the coming summer KEL1iy Te m~ora ry CENTER months everything you want them to be. L Services_ THE PERFECT SOLUTION Richly rewarding. The Kelly Girl" People-The First And The Best."' 56 Sixth St., Dover, NH 03820 TEL: 742-4422 PAGE TWENTY-SIX THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, MAY 2, 1989

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Head Coach Terry O'Reilly of the goal. hurts her leg a bit. Oh, wonder has announced his resignation This started the stretch where I · · h G lfers 1· mprove why .... c 1s ntee co ave money Q as leader of the Boston hockey Northwestern scored three ans- h dept: Norr western usua ll y team. O'Reilly had been con- wered goals. First Novae tied plays on artificial turf and after • N E I d rernplating the idea since mid- the score then Rosie Seelhaus asking Wildcat Coach Cindy ID ew· ng an s season, but made his final gave Northwestern the with a Timchal if playing on grass. decision public yesterday at a low shot char fooled Hansen. affected her team, she said "oh, press conference. Lacer Kathy Seelhaus gave the no we have a grass field roo." "This is a gut feeling," O'Reil- visitors a two goal lead. Stupid question eh? ... .It is nice By Chad Matthews scores. ly was quoted saying. "The next Brickley sparked the come- to have money dept II: Northw- The golf team competed in Eaton led UNH on both days five or 10 years my boys will be back with a low shot from the esrern not only brought their the New Englands last weekend, by shooting 80 in the first round going from six and nine to 16 left corner. She also set up Hill team they brought a photogra- af cer two disheartening losses and 81 in the second round for and 19 years. I'd like to have seconds later to tie the score.- pher. ... UNH goalie Christa in their first two matches of the a 161 total. Pat Szturm shoe 84 more control of that time." This set the stage for Novae. Hansen has started all eleven spring season. and 83 for a 167 total and Kevin Although the decision was The Wildcats finish up their games .... Anna Hill leads the The team lost its first match Dean fired rounds of 84 and 82 based mostly on family matters, five game homesrand (1-3) and team in goals with 25 .... Ever of the season on April 18 to finishing with 166 strokes. there have been tense situations the regular season today against wonder where most of the Providence and Holy Cross by In all, the UNH linkscers between General Manager Har- Vermont at 3:30 p.m. lacrosse players come from. On 27 and 21 strokes respectively. placed eighth in New England ry Sinden and O'Reilly, includ- , LAX NOTES: Northwest- UNH, six are from Massachu­ Two days lacer, the squad chal­ by shooting 665. Central Con­ ing O'Reilly's lack of input on er n's star of the game Sue setts, three are from Connecticut lenged a tough Northeastern necticut won the tournament the Kasper-Carpenter trade. Novae wears a long stocking and New Jersey and cwo are rea·m, but the result was the tallying 617 strokes, Hartford O'Reilly has been head coach · on her left leg. She does not do from NH and NY. On Northw­ same. They lost by five strokes. was second with 632 and Yale since 1986 and knew inside it it to be stylish, even though it escern, nine are from PA, two "We have only had two events was third with 646 swings. was time to move on. He will is. Novae wears the stocking from Maryland with only one so far chis year, and there has This outing did mark a big be devoting his time to his because she is recovering from being from Licoln Land not been much chance to prac­ improvement for the team as family, especially his younger a blood clot that occurred two goaltender Brenda Schumach­ tice," said Ace Eaton, a sopho­ they managed co avenge an early son who is in need a liver years ago. She did nor play in er, who resides appropiately in more on the UNH team. "We season loss to Notheastern transplant. the playoff game in 1987. She Farmer City. along the way, who finished Center should do better in the New Ken Linesman was said chat the grass field here thirteenth with a score of 704. quoted in saying that"Terry . Englands." UNH also managed to defeat O'Reilly's first priority was to Fifteen New England univer­ such opponents as Dartmouth treat us fairly." sity teams competed at Quid­ (ninth, 669), UConn (l0th,670), O'Reilly brought the team to nissett Country Club in North Wildcat Update Harvard ( 11th, 680) and Brown the Stanely Kingston, Rhode Island. Al­ Cup Finals last (14th, 706). season, but unfortunately they though the scores were higher, Tuesday · Lee Gove, intrim head coach, were ousted in the second round the team did play much better helped guide Eaton, Szturm, this season by Montreal. O'Reil- at the New Englands. Women's Lax vs. Dean, Rob Parsi and Mark 1y' s presence will be sorely Vermont The tournament was a two­ O'Sullivan during the match. missed, whether it is on the ice day, 36 hole event. The scores 3:30p.m. Head Coach Ken Pope had prior or behind the bench throwing of the five best players from commitments last weekend so a water each university were rallied, and bottle. Baseball vs. Plymouth State Gove filled in. So, who is next in line behind the lowest total team-score won The team is now getting ready the Boston bench? No answers the event. doubleheader, 1 :00p.m. for the Dartmouth Invitational yet, although Maine Mariners' "This is a really nice course," on May 9. Providing cooperative Head Coach Mike Milbury is the Eaton said. "It is very long and weather, the team should be able clear candidate. But we can't Wednesday right along the water. The co play chis week and be ready leave out Boston Bruins' assist­ greens are real slick." He be­ to challenge for the tournament ant coach John Cunniff Baseball vs. Southern Maine lieves chat these were the prim­ either. one week from today. It will be an interesting off­ doubleheader, 1 :00p.m. ary reasons for the higher season for Sinden.

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FREE! FREE! FREE! FREE! FREE! THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, MAY 2, 1989 PAGE TWENTY-SEVEN Are you Piston ;or Pistoff? , By John Kelley 1 p After suffering through two games in Detroit-Boston III, these comments come to mind about certain Pistons. 1 Bill Laimbeer: This guy has some serious mental problems. 1 Did you see him lying on the floor like a two year old - no f ,a new born, crying about a foul call in the first quarter? Does 1 he practice that "no not me" look he gives when the officials p do call him for a foul, in a mirror for hours and hours before 1 fa game or what? - , 1 Dennis Rodman: He must not have been a popular fellow fin high school because when the teacher asked if the class 1 1 wanted more homework, Rodman would have his hand higher P f than a kite with that annoying smile on his face, because he 1 thought he was winning something. · r Mark Aguirre: I thought no one could be worse than Mr. Sweat on the sides of my forehead, Adrian Dantley. Aguirre 1 1 is close. Do you think that this guy starts bawling when his , ,alarm clock goes off in the morning or when it rains? The 1 Palace at Detroit is nothing more than a giant day care center f for Aguirre. Apparently he got tired of the one in Dallas. 1 Isiah Thomas: What injury? He is probably kidding about p that like he was joking about the comments he said about Larry , Bird two years ago. Sure. 1 1 Joe Dumars: Gr_eat p~ayer, but one can still hate him just f · for the fact that he is a Piston. 1 Rick Mahorn: Gee, wonder why this guy has a back injury? :- ·::~_.:~;t:s· f 1 He must think pulling huge men over your back is healthy Mike Verano and the Wildcats just could not 1 get the big hits this weekend as they droppe·1 f for it. Wouldn't you be scared if you bumped into Mahorn two of three to Central Connecticut. Their record stands at 7-17. (Mike Parnham photo) 1 at the mall? He would probably throw you over his head into the wishing well with the pennies and Jake O'Donnell would insist there was no foul. 1 James Edwards: This guy is hard to hate besides the fact Baseball P wins, finally that he is just plain ugly. Those annoying turnaround jumpers 1 do get old after a while though. · · By Kevin Connelly second game of the doublehead- from Central Conn early. Mike p Vinnie 'The Microwave' Johnson: Everytime this guy puts The UNH baseball team er. This time it was Rob Car- Levin led off the first with a , up a shot every Ce~tics fan m:1st cringe. T_hey know it_ is a , hosted Central Connecticut over pentier keeping the 'Cats in the triple. Dave Stewart followed swish. He could miss all of his shots for six years until he 1 the weekend for a three game game with with his effort on withanRBisingletogiveUNH p plays the Celts again. By the way, does he do weight curls on , series. The Wildcats could only the mound. The Devils scored its first run of the game. Sean 1 the bench or just when he sleeps? manage one win, and their a pair of runs in the first inning Ashley kept the rally alive with r Chuck Daly: He must be Yogi Berra's brother. He could 1 record dropped to 7 -1 7. off Carpentier, but the righ- an infield hit and after a sacrifice 1 be up by seventy points with a minute to go in the third game r The final inning proved to thanded sophomore settled fly by Mike Verano, UNH had f of this series and Daly would say, "The Celtics are a very strong be the pivotal frame once again down after the first and held runners at the corners.Jim Lucci team who, with Larry Bird, can come back from any deficit." , as Central Conn came up with the Blue Devils scoreless until drew a walk to load the bases Rumor has it, this guy wears ugly green polyester suits to two runs in Saturday's first game the seventh. for Scott MacDonald, and he got P practice. 1 to win 2-0. The Blue Devils UNH got their bats working an infield hit to get his second John 'Spider' Salley: Spider! Give me a break. Fortunately • performed the feat once more in the fourth as they came up run of the game. The bases you don't see players on the Celtics named Kelvin 'House 1 scoring, a pair in the final frame with three runs to take a 3-2 remained loaded for Sean Ha- Fly' Upshaw or Kevin 'Potato Bug' McHale. f co come from behind for a 4-3 lead. That lead did not last, milton, and he responded by Pennis Dembo: Nice name, buddy! victory. however. Central Conn touched breaking the game wide open John Long: Take off your sweats, pal! UNH was blanked through Carpentier for two more runs with a triple scoring, all three This series is far from over. the seven inning affair by Cen­ in the final frame to steal a 4- runs. tral Connecticut Paul Caccavale, 3 decision. Carpentier pitched The 5-3 lead held, and UNH who pitched a five hitter, en his fourth complete game of the increased the margin to three route to his fifth victory against season, but suffered his fifth set runs with a score in the fifth. one defeat. back with the 4-3 loss. UNH scored its final run in the Wildcat pitcher Joe Teixeira The contest Sunday between sixth inning. Levin hit a one out Weston and held the Blue Devils in check the two clubs was postponed double and Dave Stewart fol- ove.r six innings. But Central until Monday. With the crowd fowed with another RBI single. Conn came through with two and team recovered from the Sophomore Chris Scott re- runs in the top of the seventh weekend, UNH posted a 7-4 lieved Smith in the sixth and Wenmark shine, forcing Chris Schott to relieve victory in that one. nailed down the victory for the Teixeira. The Wildcats could Junior pitcher Mike Smith 'Cats. The 7-4 final broke a not manage the tying runs in started the contest for UNH and seven game losing streak for the By Chris Benecick lhe Penn Relays feature th·eir last frame, and Teixeira went a strong five and two 'Cats. The UNH women's track some of the top competitors in was tagged with the loss as his thirds innings. Despite giving Today, UNH hosts a double- team experienced a double dose the nation and are hosted by the record dipped to 3-4 on the up three runs in the first inning, header against Plymouth State of success with the squad split the University of Pennsylvania. season, after yielding only seven Smith regained control of the and tomorow Southern Maine into two this past weekend. No team title was at stake at hits and two runs. ball game and exited with a 6- comes to town. Both games start Eight women participated in Fitchburg State, but many out­ standing UNH received another fine 3 lead in the sixth. at 1 p.m. the·prestigious Penn Relays efforts were turned in pitching performance in the UNH took the lead away held in Philadelphia on Thurs- by runners. Dawn Enterlein was UNH's sole top finisher, win­ OOOOOO~~~OO~~OO~OOOOOOOOO~OO~OO day,whiletherestwereinaction 0 s at the Fitchburg State_ College ning the 3000 meters by more 000 than 11 seconds in a personal ports on TV :;men'sinvitationalonSun- best of 9: 58.48. The time also 0 Th~ finest individual perfor- qualified her for the New Eng­ 0 Tuesday mances at Penn came from land's in that event. Dominique 0 sophomore Carol Weston and St. Pierre also qualified in the 0 Basketball: Oetroit Pistons at Boston Celtics Game 3, 8 p.m., Sportschannel senior Karen Wenmark. Wes- 1500, running 4:40.63 to earn 0 and TBS. Utah at Golden State Game 3, 10:30 p.m., TBS. 8 ton threw the javelin 147 feet second. Amy Brown ran well in g Baseball: Boston Red Sox at Minnesota Twins 8 p.m., Channel 38. to win the event's college open the 400, taking fourth place in g the time of 0 Wednesday O division, while Wenmark estab- 62.34 which was also 0 0 a personal best. In the 400 meter 8 Basketball: Cleveland Cavaliers at Chicago Bulls Game 3, 8 p.m., TBS. LA 8 ~~eh~~;~:~tf1~~~ ~:;~ /~o~~ hurdles, Joanne Marshall ran 0 Lakers at Portland Trailblazers Game 3, 10:30 p.m., TBS. O· of 153-4. That effort enabled 75.6 to also claim a personal record. Nancy Krolewski ran g Hockey: Philadelphia Flyers at Monrreal Canadiens Game 2, 7:30 p.m., 0 her to place fourth overall. extremely well in the 5000, also 0 Sportschannel. Two Wildcat relay teams also 0 § qualifying for the New Eng­ looked strong and turned in 0 Baseball: Boston Red Sox at Chicago White Sox, 8:30 p.m., Channel 38. some fast times. In the 4x400 land's with a sixth place time O Thursday o meter relay, Kristine Grange of 19:15.28. Marshall also high 0 0 and Kristy Downing hooked up jumped 4 feet 11 inches which -o Basketball: Detroit Pistons at Boston Celtics Game 4 (if necessary), 8 p.m., 0 with Laura Schofield and Ali was good enough for third. The 8 Sportschannel. NY Knicks at Philadelphia 76ers Game 4 (if necessary), 8 Wannop for a superb time of 4xl00 meter relay of Brown, 8 Heidi Foller, Michell Page, and O p.m., TBS. Utah at Golden State Game 4 (if necessary), 10:30 p.m., TBS. 3:59.66. In the 4xl00 meter 0 Baseball B R d S 8 Carolyn Sedgewich ran 53.52 : oston e ox at Cl · Wh · S 8 30 Ch relay, Grange, Downing and 0 11Cago 1te ox, : p.m., annel 38. 0 SchofieJd combioec.! wjth Kerry to take sixth. 1J00000~00000000000000000000000000000t.1uouuoooooo000 Fortier for another fast time, The Wildcats will be at Colby the team coming home in 50.29. College May 5-6 for the New Englands. PAGE TWENTY-EIGHT THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, MAY 2, 1989 Sports Crew battles Crimson to end 1J seconds behind the Cnmson ,1 By Ellen Harris crew over the race course on the The most exciting race of the Oyster River. I season happened Sunday morn­ ''The Harvard crew we raced ing when the UNH JV men's was very together," said Al­ I crew faced Harvard on the lsopp. "They're blades entered Oyster River. After a 1750 the water with almost no splash, I meter battle, the Harvard crew thus timing the dropping of the I pulled ahead by less than one blades with the speed of the seat to win the race by one half boat," according to Allsopp, but second. the lack of precision in blade "We lear.ned a lot through timing caused the boat to absorb / that race, mostly about what some of the needed energy. kind of effort it's going to take Junior Jeff Philbrook was to beat the fast crews," said confident about the race. "It was junior Tim Mahoney, who the best race to date; we are rowed in the JV six seat. · opening doors to yet untapped "The JV had an early lead and speed," he said. Philbrook rowed were one length up at 500 -in the varsity six seat during the meters down," said Head Coach ·Harvard race. Chris Allsopp. "Harvard pulled The novice team had a wee­ it up even at the 1000 meter kend of experience as they raced mark with a sprint that looked Exeter Academy on Saturday like it was their final 50 meters. and Harvard on Sunday. Instead of letting them continue Both the first and second moving, the UNH crnw seemed novice crews were defeated by to make a collective decision that the experienced rowers from 'this is as far as we're going to Exeter. "They didn't row par­ let them go,' and it was close ticularly aggressively," said from then on," said Allsopp. novice coach Lawrence Smith. "It was a very exciting race," Smith said that the Harvard said Allsopp. "It was the high­ . Liz Brickley was almost decapitated on the first of her four goals during her team's 8-7 loss races went better for both UNH \ to Northwestern. (Ben Frazier photo) · light of the season so far to see crews, however, they were de­ a crew race with that kind of feated by the top notch Ivy tenacity." League power. "We panicked for a couple "We need more body swing strokes when Harvard was and we need to find length in Laxwomen drop another· making their big move," said the water," said Smith. Mahoney. "We need to be more By John Kelley position l,"UNH Head Coach estern scored three unanswered The men travel to Worches­ goals was the locals could not confident and row our own ter, Mass. this Saturday for the This was a game between Marge Anderson said. "The race." once superpowers of women's shooter always has the advan­ hold onto the ball or pick up New England championships. loose balls. The UNH varsity crew had During the day long event, lacrosse who are now both tage in that situation. At that a tough time against Harvard, struggling. But the play on point in the game with three "During that period they UNH will face schools such as capitalized on their shots. We a school that is well known for Coast Guard, UMass and Wes­ Saturday, in terms of intensity defenders on her, we should not producing the nation's fastest level and competitiveness was have fouled her lNovac]." were getting our sticks on the leyan, among other tough New ball off the draw or making a crews. The Wildcats finished England competition: championship-like in nature. The game was far from over. ' This was a thrilling game that UNH had one last possession great check and dislogding the neither team should have lost. in the offensive zone. As wa·s ball but Northwestern would Unfortunately, UNH did fall the case for much of the day, end up with possession. That to Northwestern, 8-7. they had trouble finding their is one of the things that hurt In 1987, these two teams met goal scorers, Lynne Abbott (no us the most," Anderson said in Evanston, Ill. in the first goals) and Anna Hill. With only "We knew New Hampshire round of the NCAA playoffs in seconds remaining, Courtney was a gritty team," Timchal said. which UNH won 11-9. This McKown passed from behind "They have good aggressive year both teams' are hovering the net to Beth O'Connor, who athl~~es. We came prepared for around .500 and will be studying fired too late as the buzzer that. for finals during playoff time. sounded. Despite getting hacked in the "We both needed a win," The defeat overshadowed face, Brickley wasted no time Northwestern Head Coach some fine individual performan­ giving the 'Cats the lead. But Cindy Timchal said. "We have ces put forth by Brickley and Novae quickly answered to tie come off four tough losses." defender Emily Brown. "Liz the game on an excellent coast The local Wildcats now have Brickley was the player of the to coast trek. a record of 6- 5. The 'Cats have game for us," Anderson said. Northwestern took the lead lost three of those games by one "Liz played with heart·, with when Lucas received a long pass goal (others being Temple and desire, and she played to win." from midfield from Kathy See­ Harvard). Brown did an excellent def­ laus then beat the charging UNH battled back to tie the ensive job on Antionette Lucas Hansen. game at seven when Liz Brickley (two goals,33 on the season). After a nifty baseline move (four goals) and Anna Hill (one "She l Lucas] was shut down by by Kierstin Coppola (two goals) goal) both fired shots past Emily Brown," Anderson said. the game was tied. The teams' Northwestern netminder Bren­ "She is more of a scoring threat traded scores two more times da Schumacher in less than 30 than Novae." before halftime. Eleanor Weller seconds. This contest was close the and Tami Neuhausel scored for But Sue Novae (three goals whole way. Neither team ever the Wildcats while both New and star of the game) intercept­ held more than a two goal edge. Hampshire goals were scored ed a Laurie Geromini pass at In the first half it appeared as by Brickley. midfield and ran down the field though the visiting Wildcats Coppola put UNH ahead at where goaltender Christa speed might overpower the the .three minute mark of the Hansen made the initial save. locals, but the defensive unit second half with a low shot that But Novae was awarded a free of Brown, O'Connor and Ka~ey found the left side of the cage. position for being checked in Stone kept Northwestern from Only seconds later, the visitors the head, and she scored to give ta~i~g a lead going into inter- charged back but Hansen stoned the Midwestern Wildcats the 1n1ss1on. Lucas from close range to keep victory. ··we had the numbers on UNH in the lead. "There ·was no defender to defense," Anderson said. "We A short time later Abbott hit my left because of the free did not lose because of defense. the bottom of the cross bar position, and the goaltender Some shots were under pressure which was very close to a goal. shifted to the right side of the because our defenders were After a discussion by the officials cage, and so I aimed for the there." • it was determined that the entire bottom lteft l," Novae said. What did hurt UNH in the ball had not crossed the plane The crew team seemed to be enjoying their race on the Oyster "It is unfortunate that the first half and for a critical period

1 River this weekend against Harvard. (Mike Farnham photo) game came down to that l free in the second half when Northw- Lacrosse p.26