US Postage PAIL Bronx, New York Thursday Permit No. 7608 February 10,1983 NonProfitOr9 Volume 65 Number 4 FORDHAM UNIVERSITY, NEW YORK Harhnann Resigns IX Post freshmen
by Rose Marie Arce the disunity between two separate campuses. Vice President for Student Affairs Joseph Fordham began advertising in this week's Dorms McGowan is looking for a replacement for Chronicle of Higher Education to fill the toslyn Hartmann, associate clean of students positions of both Hartmann and current tt the College at Lincoln Center, who Assistant Dean of Students for Residential Finalized resigned during the last week of January Life Peter Perhac. Both positions are by Michael Cabassa because,' according to McGowan, "If she scheduled lo be filled by June 1. Hartmann The Resident Halls Association and the wanted to move up there was no place to left her position at the end of January and University have finalized recent housing go." will be temporarily replaced by a com- proposals and have produced a 1983-84 dorm "What's at issue here is that there is almost bination of other administiators. Some assignment plan, part of which includes the a traditional feeling of being a second class responsibiiities will shift to Director of return of predominantly freshmen housing. citizen on the., part of some students at Student Activities Robert Goode. McGowan, St. John's and Robert's Hall, of Queen's ' CLC," said McGowan, "the call for a Dean who now has a Lincoln Center office, will Court, will become freshmen only dor- of Students does not consider that there is no spend Tuesdays and Thursdays at the campus mitories, while the second and third floors of need for a job, it is symbolic." This is an as well and more work-study people will be Bishop's Hall will be reserved for male and issue Hartmann said she would not "buy in- assigned to help fulfill some of the duties left female upperclassmen. to" during her administration. McGowan by the gap. Applications for both positions In order to make more room fpr fresh- defined the job of Dean of Students as one will be accepted until March 11. Joseph McGowan men, Spellman Hall will offer 10 rooms to that deals with the Lombardi Center, McGowan will be organizing a five-person female upperclassmen with 50 rooms reser- athletics, the McGinley Center, health committee from each campus to help search concerned with Lincoln Center and Rose Hill ved only for female freshmen. Hughes Hall facilities, WFUV, Housing, etc., all activities for a replacement. According to McGowan, that the staff would work with and who will reserve 72 of the available 80 rooms for which take place at Rose Hill. Hartmann had "felt she'd done what she would be academically oriented in terms of freshmen; New Hall will be mainly a dorm "We worked for the past five years to could with her job and done it well for the student affairs," said McGowan, "We got for upperclassmen while Martyrs' Court and develop the structure we have," said past two and a half years." Hartmann, that with'Roz'". Walsh Hall will only be open to upper- McGowan. His position as Dean o.f Students however, had sought to further her position McGowan stressed that Hartmann was a classmen. Hughes House will remain a quiet is one that, he maintains, encompasses both with the University. talented person and that "while she'd done a housing option. campuses. He sees the Associate Dean as Hartmann's Rose Hill counterpart, good job and enjoyed herself there just In another finalized proposal, the first someone to "holp with the daily operation of Associate Dean of students Mary Raddock, wasn't any opportunity." He and Hartman- floors of each house in Martyrs' Court will things." , had been promoted to Assistant Vice n discussed the position on various occasion house only men in an effort to provide more Job duties of the associate dean will and President of Student Affairs while also and it had been cle'ar that someone who wan- protection for the returning female upper- have included healing with student activities, retaining her Associate Dean's position. A ted "to move up, according to McGowan, classmen, according to Vice President for counseling, food service, ID's and student similar opportunity is not and will not be would only move on. According to Student Affairs Joseph McGowan. discipline. There are no plans to alter those available at Lincoln Center, according to McGowan, Hartmann is said to be pursuing The aim of all freshmen housing is to give responsibilities, according to McGowan. McGowan. opportunities with private corporations, incoming freshmen a greater sense of McGowan also felt his presence two days a Hartmann was "the kind of person" that schools and personnel departments and is still belonging, according to Assistant Vice week at Lincoln Center might help to solve had been wanted for the job according to in contact with both Lincoln Center and him- President for Student Affairs Mary Rad- some of the sensitive areas that develop from McGowan, "We were looking for someone self to aid with the transition period. dock. Raddock also said housing freshmen together may make the planning of non- alcoholic activities easier. Yomary Pena, FC'86, expressed dismay Fordham inters Computer Age over current non-alcoholic planning saying, "The non-alcoholic planning appeared to be loosely coordinated and often left students by John Breunig with no alternative other than going to the In cpming months, various administrative local bars," and academic departments at Rose Hill and Cheryl Senatore, FC '86, said "They say Lincoln Center will receive new computer they aren't separating the underclassmen terminals and equipment. from the upperclassmen but they really are. According to Director of Computer Ser- The drinkers stay by the beer and everyone vices Philip Charest, the computer center else just watches," she said. worked for several months last year to "Because their needs are more unique, determine where additional equipment was freshman programming by Resident Direc- needed on campus. Charest explained that Continued on page 3 the center received a budget of $200,000 which will be utilized to meet these needs. He noted that some of this money will be used to Housing expand Dealy Hall's Dec-20, Fordham's main computer. He also explained that while the University has always funded the com- puter center, this is the first time that For- Deposit dham is funding the purchase of devices for faculty and administration offices. In the past, this equipment was paid for through Doubles grants. According to Manager of Academic and by Bo Bowne Technical Services for Computer Services . Starting this fall, the cost of reserving a Joseph Middleton, different types of new room on campus will rise from $100 to $200. equipment are being installed in departments According to Assistant Dean of Residen- on Rose Hill and Lincoln Center. Middleton. tial Life Peter Perhae, $100 of the deposit- said some of the new computer1; have already will be credited towards a student's fall semester expenses while the remainder will be been installed. Overall, he said, about 200 new credited for the spring. Previously, room terminals have been added or will be added in deposit money was credited only towards the next few months. The new equipment in- spring semester housing costs. cludes time-sharing terminals, letter quality Assistant Vice President for Student Af- printers, graphic terminals, draft printers, fairs Mary Raddock said the purpose of the and word processors. Middleton said most'ol Ice increase is to discourage students from the word processors will be installed at Lin- withdrawing from campus housing. coln Center in both administiators' and ' Computer Services Director Philip Charest | Raddock cited a withdrawal of 132 studen- academic deans' offices. 1 Hail. Middleton said other academic depar- ts during the summer months, last year Three of these word processors have saint work as a word processor. The rest of the time-sharing terminals will be placed tments will also receive a few terminals. leaving housing to fill empty spaces after already been installed and 10 more will be The printers will also be placed in different refusing to house qualified students because added. About five letter-quality printers will mainly on the Rose Hill campus. Middlelon said the computer lab facility at Lincoln Cen- academic departments. Three will be installed of no vacancies. be placed in offices on both Rose Hill and at Rose Hill and one at Lincoln Center. The Perhac thought there were too many Lincoln Center. ter already doubled its number of terminals last year. Most of the lime-sharing terminals function of draft printers, Middlelon said, is rooms to fill and not enough time to fill them In order for the letter-quality primer to will be installed in the Math and Chemistry to print information from a computer center. in last year. function, it must be attached to a time- departments, the public facility in Dealy The information printed is dot characters, With the new room deposit plan, students sharing terminal. The combination of these Hall, and the research cluster in Freeman Continued on page 14 wishing to withdraw prior to June I, 1983, two computers, Middlelon said, will do the may do so with total deposit refunded. 2/THfc KAM/1HURSDAY, FEBRUARY 10,1983 THE CM
TO ALL CL UBS!!! This Calendar is brought to you by the Campus Activities Board, but it is for your use. Please use the below coupon for all activities and return it to Box 210 by CLUB INFO: CAB CAB Chairperson ap- Friday, February 11 plications due February The Monthly — Deadline for all 18th. material (short stories, poems, art work, PRESENTS: and photography) are due. All material Friday, February 11: Saturday, February 19 must be typed. Mail to CAMPUS MAIL, Fine Arts & WAC: Joffrey Ballet in School of General Studies Alumni Box 882. Collins Auditorium at 3:30 p.m. with Association: Fordham vs. lona Basket- Saturday, February 12 tickets at $3.50 and at 8:30 p.m. with ball Game and Reception. Open to Fordham Lesbians and Gays. FLAG and tickets at $4.50. students, faculty, staff and alumni of FLAG alumni night at Zippers Disco in Wednesday, February 16 School of General Studies ONLY. 2:00 New Rochelle. All are welcome. For in- Cinevents: Comic Stars of Silent Era p.m. for the game in the Gymnasium formation please write to Box 745. Se Series presents City Lights at 8:00 p.m. and reception 2nd floor of McGinley you at 10:00 p.m. in Keatingist. Center. Tickets for game only are $4.00. Class of 1985 Student Government Thursday, February 17 For reception only $4.00. And for game mixer in the Ramskellar "One Month Cinevents presents Road Warriors in and reception tickets are $6.50. Make Until Spring Break" at 9:00 p.m. For- Keating 1st at 10:30 a.m./8:00 and 10:30 check payable to School of General dham ID required. p.m. Studies Alumni Association and mail to Tuesday, February 15 Joan T. Candela, President, c/o Lom- Fine Arts Committee and Fine Arts Club Pax Christi will present a forum on Civil bardi Center. announce the 2nd Annual Student Art Disobedience. Present will be a number Exhibition. Deadline February 28 for of guests who have committed Civil photography, artwork and sculpture. Disobedience for religious reasons at Bring work to 555/1304. The Exhibition 12:30 p.m. in the Upper Room. Fordham will be on March 8-10 in McGinley Cen- SPORTS College, CBA and grad students are ter. Matted or framed work preferred. welcome. For information call the Fine Arts INFO: Alpha Kappa Psi, the professional Committee at 579-2341. business fraternity, announces the last Monday, February 14 possible day to join 12;30 p.m. in FMH Women's Swin vs. Monmouth at 4:00 : p.m. 417. WAC ~~ Men's Swim vs. Monmouth at 4:00 p.m. Maroon Key Society mandatory meeting for all pledges and members at Thursday, February 17 12:30 p.m. in FMH 418. . PRESENTS: Women's Swim vs. Colgate at 4:00 p.m. Cordell might even be there! Men's Swin vs. Colgate at 4:00 p.m. BIG APPLE WEEKEND The Balance Sheet general meeting for all members at 12:30 p.m. in FMH 430. Friday, February 11 New members are welcome. After the Joffrey Ballet: UNIVERSITY New York Young Republican Club -Hansom Cab rides around Campus meeting at12:3O p.m. in Dealy105. $1.00. Hors d'oeuvres and refreshments. New -Wine and Cheese Reception at the INFO: members are encouraged to attend. Ramskellarat 9:30 p.m. One-half price New York State Assembly Internship: Fordham College welcome. _ for those holding Joffrey Ballet stubs. Students who will be seniors or graduate students in 1983-84 may wish to compete for Proper attire required. this award. The application deadline is April 1. Friday, February 18 -Midnight Brunch in the Faculty Dining For further information and an application, CBA 1985 Student Government essay Room at 1:00 a.m. for $1.00 contact Professor Berg, Dealy Hall 630. contest for CBA students only is due Spring Semester Scholarship Deadlines: today. $75.001 st prize and $25.00 2nd . Saturday, February 12 February 25: Garden State Graduate prize. For information go to the Dean': WAC & Cultural Affairs: Ice skating at Fellowship Rockefeller Center from 6-10 p.m. $5.00 February 25: Rotary Scholarship office inThebaud Hall. for round trip bus, rentals and ice time. February 25: NYS Lehman Graduate Physics Department/Society presents Fellowship Dr. Brian Holmes of Hunter College Bus leaves McGinley Center at 5:30 February 25: NYC Urban Fellows Program who will talk on the "Physics of Brass p.m. Sign up in McGinley Center in and NYC Summer Management Intern Program Musical Instruments" at 3:30 p.m. in room 213. For information and application for any of the above programs, please contact Brian Duf- Freeman 105. Music lovers welcome. fy in Keating 302 immediately. Use this form to list events in the CAB Calendar Sponsoring Group Add i ess Description of Event
Date i .Place Time Admission Requirements Ol interest To: D College • D CBA El General Public DEADLINE: FRIDAY AT 4PM Upon completion ol this lorm, please return to: ["] Cracl Students [1 Other Calendar Committee LJ Members of Fordham University Only Campus Center Director's Office THE RAM/THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 10,1983/3 Greeley Preaches On Hepe by Mary Dilandro "We have a powerful urge in our per- Greeley's "empirical evidence" was based passionate and loving relationship with his sonality to hope," said Rev. Andrew on a national random sampling, conducted in wife. His wife, in turn, would be a human Greeley, socioilogist, novelist and syndicated ,the U.S. and Canada, among young sacrament of God's tenderness and womanly journalist, while speaking in the McOinley Catholics between the ages of 15 and 30. Par- love. Cenler ballroom on Tuesday at an American ticipants were questioned about Jesus, Mary, Greeley, explaining that he is not trying to Agesponsored lecture. God and heaven. "We decided to try to get at sell his views as the only way of looking at Greeley said people are born wjth "two in- their [the participants') religious religion, said the sociologist can not answer curable diseases." He stated that the first of imagination," he noted. questions on the existence of God, but rather these is death; the second is the hope that Images of God and heaven were inter- concentrates on viewing religion in terms of there is something after death. A professor of preted according to a "grace scale." Greeley human experience. sociology at the University of Arizona, said there were two general assumptions Hope experiences, said Greeley, are "hints Greeley is the author of The Cardinal Sins: about this scale. The first was that it would of grace." In an "embrace with another The Human Side of Religion and Thy be more pertinent in the lives of young creature, we get a hint of someone who loves Brother's Wife. Catholics than would a scale of "doctrinal us, [who lurks] behind that creature." One According to Greeley, the sociological ap- orthodoxy." Secondly, Greeley assumed the might philosophically refer to that proach to religion centers around three com- grace scale would be affected by the par- "someone" as God. ponents: experience, the image and the story. ticipant's intimate relationships, that is, According to Greeley, anything can trigger From a sociological perspective, he said, those with spouses, family and friends. a hope experience, but there are certain even- most of religion is rooted in the experiences The most significant discovery made from ts such as love, death, sex and childbirth that of people—both within their memories, and survey data was that the type of relationship "have a specific capacity to renew our hope the stories they tell. Religion is formed by the survey participant had with his/her and reveal to us the presence of goodness." human experience, and its "raw power" spouse. In marriage, said Greeley, "your These special occurrences are sacraments, or emanates from the imagination. grace experience and my grace experience revealers. For each person, said Greeley, Religious experiences, said Greeley, occur merge to become our experience." oilier people are sacraments "par excellence in secular life, What he referred to as "ec- Greeley said that many couples during the in human life." Other people reveal grace in static" or mystical revelations "happen only first 10 years of marriage complete a "u- one's everyday li^'e. Greeley said although to about one-third of us." curve." The first two years are "wonderful." there are hints that these revealers ar gifts For purposes of illustration, Greeley of- During the next six years "the bottom drops granted by a giver, it "doesn't necessarily say fered a situation in which he helped a young out" of the relationship. During the eighth, there is [a giver]." mother laden with both packages and a ninth and tenth years, the marriage is on the When man retains hope—experiences as squirming young infant as she boarded a bus. "rebound." Greeley said that often, when a images in his mind, these images are not The smile of the thankful young mother "en- marriage is in trouble, the couple falls back merely the "residue." "fie hove a powerful urge in our veloped" him, he said. "It gave me a pur- on religious images to salvage the relation- Rather, said Greeley, these images have an pose, and direction to my life." That smile, ship. "Religious images are intimately con- impact on our^ memories. They become sym- personality to hope." he said, was stored in his memory. In relaying nected with husband/wife relationships," he bols which are in turn, shaped by people's Rev. Andrew Greeley the experience to otHers ne said "I met a added. religious heritages. madonna." Greeley said the survey revealed that the Greeley said when people want to share a A religious experience, said Greeley, oc- Madonna image is alive and well among grace experience with another, one has strong curs when one encounters "a creature which young Catholics. The "Mary image" con- desire to refer to religious images or religious of random chances," he said, you are still a renews hope. Utter gratuity within that notes "a strong experience of maternity in "pigeonholes." By telling a story, he said, "I storyteller. creature is goodness, a pure gift," He said, one's youth. Mary represents in human form leap through my imagination to yours so you People want to know one another's stories. "I intuit, I feel a sense of goodness, goodness the caring, nutritive, life-giving demon- can picture madonnas you've met. That's If people were asked the meaning of their with a small "g", and possibly, a capital stration of God," Greeley said. The survey what storytelling is all about." stories, said Greeley, they would relay major "g". Greeley said that behind the virtue of revealed that such a motherly conception of "We're all storytellers," said Greeley. In hope experiences of their lives in terms of the smiling woman he encountered lurked God is often translated to relationships. For the story of our lives, we are the narrator, the their individual religious heritages. "Em- "the goodness that just might have a capital example, a married man who views God as a principle character, the hero or the heroine. pirically," he said, "these hope experiences "G". mother would be likely to have a more "Even if you believe that your life is a series give us meaning." T.O.P. May Be Moved MODERN FOOD by Rose Marie Afce to a permanent location in the fall in rooms Fordham's new coffeehouse, The Other 234, 235, 236 of the McGinley Center. Place, is in danger of being moved from its "We're trying to get it across to them that we CENTER present location in the faculty dining room want it for only six more nights, not because of a misunderstanding that took forever," said Carol Greto, USG Vice (Arthur Avenue near 187th Street) place with the use of the facility. President for Student Affairs. Originally, the .Faculty Senate had en- USG is seeking a permanent home for the with this coupon: couraged the idea" of a coffeehouse coffeehouse for operation on a daily basis wholeheartedly serving that it should be held from 12 p.m. to midnight. It will continue to every night of the week. Assistant Vice include a snack bar, entertainment and President for Student Affairs Mary Raddock Milwaukee Beer possibly boardgames. Programming for this had requested use of the Faculty Dining week's coffeehouse will not be affected as a Room for a period of four weeks to pilot the result of the dispute over the use of faculty idea. "The students went ahead and looked dining room facilities. $1.29,6-pack for events for the rest of the semester. There, Eventually, USG would like the cof- was a breakdown in communication. They- feehouse to become a part of the Campus Ac- either assumed 'we're there and they won't tivitie Board so it may be funded through Limit 1 case per customer throw us out' or they just misunderstood," SAC. said Sr. Monica Kevin, a member of the February 11-17 Faculty Senate. USG is hoping to hear the Faculty Senate's decision soon, but as Greto put it," basically Coffeehouse organizers, however, are it is their room and they use it for meetings. Open 7 days a weeK. We carry a requesting that permission to use the room be We would like to have it for the rest of the We deliver. variety of beer. extended until the end of the semester. Plans semester, but we may or may not be able to." are in motion now to move the coffeehouse
Freshmen Dorms OUS or WORRIED? . . . NEED HELP? Continued from page I doesn't accomplish what we hope it will, we tors and house governments can attend a lit- can always return to the current system." For a free pregnancy tle more carefully to the freshman class as a However, some freshmen feel there are ad- test with immediate results class with special needs," added McGowan. vantages to living with upperclassmen and disagree with the new policy. "By isolating Response to the change has generally been the freshmen, the advice and experience that favorable, according to RHA President upperclassmen provide would be lost," said The Pregnancy Care Larry Evans. Evans told The Ram that Michelle Rossi, CBA '86. freshman United Student Government mem- Kathy Shinsato, FC '86, said the current Center bers invited to RHA meetings were "suppor- situation is fine and added, "1 like variety in tive" and "in favor" of the idea. the people 1 live with. If there were no upper- Health Center Evans explained that RHA never voted to classmen around, I would have a difficult approve or disapprove of freshman dorms, lime meeting anyone other than freshmen. Fordham University but only discussed the idea after McGosvan USG President, Matt McKinley appeared proposed it. "We never gol together and pleased with the decision. "At a time when 579-2648 said, 'we want freshman dorms,' " he said. the freshmen classes that come to Fordham Evans did say, however, that once fresh- are faced with being divided from oilier years CONFIDENTIAL man housing.was proposed RHA argued the and also to be divided among their class, all- "pros and cons" of the issue and finalized a freshmen dorms would be beneficial to FREE specific proposal on February 1 by a vole of promote a unity among the entering class," 18 IO 1 with 4 abstentious. The following day he said. :bb VAlt NMNfc' AVt at a staff meeting among administrators, the Lei your baby take thai tirst step YONKEFIS N > lflTOb "It's a way of keeping attuned to changing [iMi •»;';(.r,666 proposal was approved. Evans supported the environments at Fordham," McGowan said. If move and added, "If all-freshmcn housing 4 THb RAM/THURSDAV hbBRUAKY 10,19tfJ
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So there, College bowl: Next question. soundly at night, knowing that they have been deceived, lied to and blamed for something they have And so it went, with Fordham beating two out of been the victims of. One must note that it was The the four teams they played. It was, reported one long time College Bowl watcher, "a truly pathetic demon- Ram, run by students, and not the administration stration of a hopeless lack of talent. 1 was deeply which has blamed the students for this mishap. The moved." University, whether they have said so or not, know Passenant, team trainer and chief spokesman of the they are at fault for the lack of maintenance of the building. Power Unchained Organization winch owns the team Lastly, you make the mistake of believing the Vice and its players, agreed saying, "1 agree." President for Student Affairs, Joseph McGowan, Bob Kaufman, sometime lead guitarist for the Wat- when he tells us that the housing increase will go for ts, could not be reached for comment at press time, maintenance repairs. Have they ever spent money on though was reported as saying, "I want hurt." This interior repairs of the dorms? Why doesn't the Ram was translated by some long familiar with Mr. Kauf- heed its call to students to'' use common sense in this man's gnomic utterances s, "I am rather disappointed case," and stop their knee-jerking support of the ad- in the outcome of this most unfortunate afternoon." ministration before someone gets killed due to neglect. Team member Nick Palos remembers: "It wasn't Rich Carlson, FC '85 my fault Fordham lost two games, we had meant to Bob DiMartino, FC '85 lose all four, but they disqualified us after only two." Former Residents of J305 Team member Bill Thompson: "I just want to say that Princeton is an icky school, with icky teachers and icky students, and that if there was one word I would use to describe them, it would be'wrong'." TOPPraise After being disqualified in double elimination early in the afternoon, Fordham returned to the van, but To the Editor: not before lunch. My congratulations to the students who organized After a horrific and somewhat Miltonic trip through Fordham's Monday night coffee house,''The Other American Cancer Society south Jersey, we arrived, sans victory and Sands Place," and to those students who patronized it on its . Hotel, at the George Washington bridge. Now that's a opening night, January 24th, in the Faculty Dining bridge! Careening down the Major Deegan we came to Room. What I saw there was students at their best- Fordham Road. As Nelson down to Nile, so we up something which we do not always see in our offices or Fordham Road went, until, our driver having received classrooms. It is because of that, that I hope ad- 8 Days/7 Nights! a silent oraculation, veered down 188th at speeds ministrators and faculty will make a point of dropping guaranteed to prove that the team had "the Right in "n "The Other Place" one of these future Mon- Spring Break Stuff." Alighting at Fordham the team was greeted by da is. I can promise them they will be heartened and a crowd of less than one—a well earned, and equally pleased by what they see. wellacknowledged reception. The team then retired to John 1). McLaughlin FLORIDA its secret underground headquaters (last seen by the Acting Ass't Dean of Freshmen public in the T.V. series Batman) where it licked its wounds. VACATION Joseph E. Wiley commented: "This place beats the hell outta of Faculty Memorial. I hope we don't lose Safety VI. our funding because of the Philly foul up." To the Editor; $99 Ft lauderdate Fred Passenant is reportedly going to appeal to Violence and crime are a problem in Fordham's S. A.C. and all old widowed mothers for funds for next neighborhood. I believe that Fordham administrators $109 oaytona Beach EXCURSIONS year's team, saying "If you can't beat them, you • should show priority in acting to neutralize this From oaytona Beach lose." Wise words, Fred. Better luck next year guys. danger. Unfortunately, there has been a drop in RATES INCLUDE 7 NIGHTS LODGING enrollment of 1000 students from Fordham University, t Perhaps the Bronx neighborhood is one of the reasons. Optional I beseech the administration to act quickly to initiate $89 Saga-wear a "Safe Fordham Program." One way, I think, would Round trip Transportation immediately make the students safer, would be to Available to To the Editor: operate the Ram Van on Wednesday, Friday and Ft. uuderdale & Davtona Beach We truly believe it to be an outrage that Saga Saturday nights for trips to the off-campus bars. •Daytona Be»cti managers have donned civilian clothes for their Scheduled runs starting at 10 p.m. with dropoff and pickup every half-hour or 45 minutes. This program TRIP DATES CMCHKLY PLANNED TO weekend shifts. Their suit and tie dress certainly COMOOE WITH YOUR SCHOOl BREAK brought an air of competence to an otherwise in- would keep people in the mixers longer and cut the late capable crew. Many feel that this habit merely caters to night runs to White Castle. All accommodations are Cat about our Special fully air conditioned with Car Mntal Offer for commuters and these people are getting fed up. I know that were the parents of Fordham students private bath or shower FortlawtonMe. color television, some with E-7 Martyrs' Court sent home copies of the school papers there would kitchenettes t are maid serviced. All are nearby likely be a drop in enrollment at Rose Hill. Too many me TOO Night spots. times have I seen their sons and daughters walking III home alone or in small groups. It is New York, but I FffiE MOCHUDES, INFORMATION * IMMEDIATE CONFWMATION - CALL CAMPUS VACATIONS (212) 834-9670 do not think we should be apathetic in our search for the 1 Callousness solutions. I suggest a hordham community brain- Oft CHECK YOUR SCHOOL BULLETIN BOARDS storming for a "Safe Fordham Program." Write in MI Knuouicun («IXMM mmxno I* cwus V««™>N ASSOOATKM Rom Continued from page II with suggestions—I am willing to initiate action to Act now! Dont IMtoft ou t the explicit reason to catch the falling plaster. They not make Fordham University safe, now and forever. In tlw tout... only knew about the problem, but proceeded to con- SeanMcCooe.FC 84 ceal it. From the beginning of the year, we have been telling our RA about the exposed, buckling wood on our Qoor. Also, the residents of J3O2, did complain about Support the their ceiling plaster falling. The complaints may have very well been forwarded to Housing but nothing was ever done about the situation. Is this what you mean March of Dimes about the difficulties of "communicating through of- BIRTH DEFECTS FOUNDATION ficial channels"? Furthermore, last week simply presented us with one inconvenience after another, beginning with the collapse and including the publication of your editorial. I have been moved from Queen's Court to E House, to 555, and finally New Hall which has become my residence for the rest of the semester. My room- mate, Bob, has moved from Queen's Court, to F
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SAC also decided to release $6,000 that The Student ActivitiesCoincil has recently had been set aside, almost two and a half undergone several student and faculty mem- years ago, for the installation of a sign board. bership changes. SAC May The money was placed in a contingency fund Charles Wankel, assistant dean of the because SAC has received a free electronic College of Business Administration, has sign board which will be placed in the replaced David Stuhr, also an associate dean Oversee McGinley Center shortly. The purpose of the of the College of Business Administration, sign board is to keep commuters, as well as on the council. Class Funds boarders, aware of events occurring at For- "Basically, the change was made, because dham. I simply have more time to devote to it than —Kevin Clarkin Dean Stuhr," said Wankel. "Dean Stuhr and The Student Activities Council proposed I attended a meeting together 3 weeks ago an amendment to the United Student Gover- and I have now represented CBA at the last nment's constitution on Tuesday, which two meetings." Mary Galligan wo' J allow SAC's accountant to oversee in- Student member, Lisa Lysko, FC '84, has dividual class funds. also resigned from SAC. SAC member Julia Esposito, who is also "I had scheduling conflicts," said Lysko. the executive vice president of finance for "1 could not make the Tuesday afternoon Reiss In D. C. USG, was asked by the other members to meetings due to other commitments." propose the new amendment to the USG Thalia Julius will switch from the budget Executive Vice President Paul Reiss recen- constitution that would enable SAC account committee to the policy committee. United tly attended the NICU (National Association Edward Walsh to control the individual class Student Government President Matt . of Independent College and Universities) funds. McKinley appointed Tom Hanusik, FC '86, meeting in Washington to develop a joint According to Mary Galligan, assistant to a two-year term on the budget committee. policy on a number of government legislative chairperson of SAC, "It just doesn't make "1 think it is really important," said matters affecting private colleges. any sense" to have each individual class Hanusik, "to have a freshman on SAC. This The group specifically lobbied in Congress president turn the books over to the incoming .way when other freshmen want to know what fora 1984-85 financial aid package. Last year class president, at the end of each academic is going on, 1 can tell them." they helped stop President Ronald Reagan's year. Presently, all individual classes of For- Michael Sullivan, assistant dean of Student aid cuts and they hope to do the same this dham College and the College of Business Activities, agreed saying, "it is important for year. Administration have their own outside ac- the following two reasons: this way under- "The number of students attending private counts which are handled by USG. classmen are represented and also it provides colleges are slightly declining," said Reiss, "It's more convenient to have Ed [Walsh] continuity after seniors graduate." Don Langenauer and Paula Gikreast. "and this poor public policy [cuts in financial take care of it," said Esposito. —Roscmarie Connors aid] guarantees a shift to public schools. Tuition here is $5000 and at state schools it is also $5000, but the state schools are funded by the state. Therefore, if more students at- tend the state schools, taxpayers will pay more. A larger federal financial aid package would enable more students to attend private schools and save the taxpayers a lot of money." Another issue discussed was the proposal to deny students financial aid if they have not registered for the draft. Reiss said the gover- nment wants to act as policemen in this mat- ter. NICU opposed the proposal although, if approved, it will go into effect in July. —Chris Fcderico
Young Repubs Granted Charter
by Felicia Nigro The Fordham Young Republicans were granted a charter by the New York Young Republican Club recently, thus becoming the first chapter in the organization's developing system. The club, which will now be known as the New York Young Republican Club, Inc., was Ion crlv affiliated with the College Republicans. Club president Ed Lend, FC '85, cited I lie reason for the change as ";t lack Recently we stripped the labels of communication—the national branch was off our beer and asked young not accessible to our club." New Yorkers to try it. 8 out of 10 The granting of the charter, which will ser- liked it. They saicf it was a good ve as a prototype for other chapters wishing tasting, smooth beer. to develop, promises to be very advantageous When we tried it on more beer for the club and its activities. Benefits include drinkers, they were surprised a variety of committees which members can to find out it was Seruierer Beer. . serve on, including topics such as cam- They said things like, "I'm paigning, political education and research, shocked that this is Schaefer and others which will help members under- beer, because I really didn't stand the political process. The club has a think that 1 liked it, and monthly general meeting of all the chapters, 1 honestly do." usually including a speaker. Last month's Today's Schaefer is being meeting was held at the Hotel Roosevelt, and brewed by the Stroh fciniily, who included a lecture on the importance of the have devoted their 200 years of Republican party in the future. Another ad- brewing experience to making vantage of membership in the New York Schaefer better than ever. Try it. Republican Club is that the expanding Today's Schaefer will make a college system will consolidate the various Schaefer drinker out of you, too. Republican groups which exist within the collcues of New York City, resulting in a stronger youth voice, according to Lend. Lend, speaking on future plans said an Tell us about your naked beer upcoming event is a debate with the College test and we may print it. Write Democrats some time in March, on an issue to: Schaefer Naked Beer,Test, yet to be decided. Other activities include the P.O. Box 1703. Grand Central club newsletter, which expresses the views of Station, NX, NX 10163. the club, and their bi-weekly meetings. The purpose of the club is to "present the Republican viewpoint on campus, and to of- fer students an alternative outlook on political issues." "We hope to open ties and get political currents moving, the Fordham campus has had political apathy—1 think that needs a change. College students of all people should © 1982, Schwfer Brewing Compiny, Lehlgh Villry, IV be involved—thev're the leaders of tomorrow," said Lend. tt/lHk RAM/THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 10,1983 f anarTesThBOB—to a real bun vw-i, WMO v. ban week was SO ch of sweeties' Happy Valentine's GREAT. I love you Joe. Love, Donna Day. — a suiteee. T. James B 1. Thanks lor the times E RAM to Cely W. I think you're great, I give ««'ve had together (and the times yoiu a hand lor 16 clpp. Your, lover iou left us alone) Thanks for being Dear Ellen-Jo, Lei anyone gel to ny friend. Lowe, Maura second lately? Happy Valentine s Jules, If it's a mailer ol choice, then I Day. Love, Angelo choose you. Love, Don Dear Sharon-N. I think you're cule. I *.nnemarie. Thanks lor being the wanf to meet you in a dark alley greatest! Love, Maura VALENTINE Love, Tuny Maria and Carolyn. Thanks for being 0-4. Coming down always makes me so good to me! From the heart ot feel great. You're a helluva suite Boston-Maura Thanks. Love, Mark Sean You've been a great friend and E. Hormones are a lot ol fun. Can't wait for more good more fun. So, what about dinner? times! Love, Maura Mark G-7. Best of luck. Love, Maura CLASSIFIEDS Cathy. I'm glad I didn't have lo gel in lo the car and drive lar away. I think Tomas. Love those maroon sklbbies. you're great. Happy V Day. Love The girl with the binoculars. Queen's Mark Court Karen. You're as nice a boss as you My kitten Pam. You never come and ere a person. Don't worry, everyone's smile tor me. I'm lost without your a little strange. Congratualtlons sunshine. Meow! Mark Dear Marsupial, I love hanging Mr. Handsome. I love you.'!! You are around with you! Your Marsupial the best thing that ever happened to Dear Larry, happy Brithdayl You're me! Bernard, I love you. Margaret. finally 21 and I'm so happy lo be B.S. You tie so full of b s-, but I love sharing this special day with you. I you anyway! Hey lop guy, I love you. love you, Jill Vicky, You'll gel the 6'10" Dear LAP. Please be mine for Yugoslavian basketabll player sooner always. J.T.C. or later! Your roommate Dear Renee and Donna, Thanks for all Kathy Brady. Who Love ya Babe! the good times and lor the coffee, tea John food, bathroom, etc. You're both special. Happy Valentine's Day. Love. Mary R (86). It must be true love. I can Jill constantly feel your presence in my heart and soul. You have forever To Bab In 803: I wish you ware my become apart of me. I love you lru/». Valentine!!! Love,???? P.S. I hope you will like the roses. Bob. V.D. doesn't always stand for Renee. Let the other girls on campus Valentine's Day. It stands for chase the guys on Valentine's Day. vaseline Day. Make sure you're The rest ol the year Is all yours! We'll greased and ready lo go when I get be looking lor you in the weight room. home. Love, your roommate. John Jane P. Happy Valentine's Day, Mike Kelly—blah! blah! bieh! blah! sweetie!! Love, your cohort in From blah! blahl Alias Carolanne corruption. Carolyn Happy V.D. day to Dr. Love. Love the Mr. Martino, Happy Valentine's Day, Girls of G 8 sweetie!! Have a "willle" of a day!! Love xx oo Ironi someone who Ramona. Florida In 5 weeks but, I always pesters you!! hope he remembers your name this lime. "Oh what a night!" Get Melnl, Happy Valentine's Day to an psyched! Love, CA original model of the E 8 sweetmate. Ah, no model will ever surpass the Excuse me, Karen Barnes but what original!! Love ya', your buddy!! aboulchlckie Powell? Hi Lawrence, Happy Valentine's To Ihe altos (especially Gina and Day!! Hope Ihe "smoke finally Beth), Stop seducing Ihe basses... clears"!! xxoo please? M. Buddy Morris. Ah, tile in the ghetto Dear Joan, HVD to the prettiest voice holds such special memories: toilets in the allo section, ditto to the above In the closets, unemployed wage message from Ihe one who knows earners looking to "get a job", many you don't take compliments too well. slices ol Joe's pizza, calzones to the I limit, chugging cough syrup, rooms To our l.arless leader, We're ready of destruction where your bedroom for the St. Kurtz Passion, and how floor Is actually your closet, all this about the Mass In B Minor next fall? and more make a friendship one that One of the last ol the original group. lasts a lifetime. Thanks buddy!! Love, To Tony, Joe, rich, Paul, Marco, Kevin Class xxxoo and especially the man they call Joergensen, Let's face it guys, To Marc, the sex god In Bishop's 307. I want Viyou. I need you. I love you. without us the rest of them would be Your secret admirer. nothing. HVD! A backseat bass. Dear Ken, to ihe man who always Mike Mullen. I know you better than remembers Charlie Brown, HVD! one you think. Happy Valentine's Day of your groupies from your Iriend, Gall John Slebaldl. A most heartfelt with To my fellow Weak-ln-Revlewers and bu«). You'ra a wonder. Be my Valen- for a Hippy Valentine's Day to you. everybody else al WFUV, It's S'««l Donna Jacko, I wish you were my HI Maura, Happy Valentine's Day to line, doar beauty! Laura To my little pebble—Happy 1st Brian S working with people as nice and as Valentine, One the tennis court, I real sweetheart and awesome plna 1.1-ntad is vou Bnh r :—"—nr : Vanlentine's Day—glad you're not Po90' ' *"•"' lo swln9 wllh »oul wish you were my Valentine, I'm shy, colada concoclor. Love, Maria's bud- Tony, here's to a lovely lunch. Tho girl ._"___*rrL__ going to live in California. Joyce. signed a female Fordham student and not always myself. Please be my dy without a nickname. To 807, another six of Ihe nicest Valentine Before our Fordham days Colleen—Thanks lor all the advice S^JTl'io^-TolSm 'iouwhisiieTs Dear Snort, Hope you have THE BEST are shelled. I hope you pursue this and understanding. Llser. Valentine's Day ever. Even better Invitation, I'm free. For now I resort to than last year. Love, Weenie-bops Dear M»M President, anonymity. Anon E. Mus alias "The Lustpot—Happy Valentino's Day. Even though you made me do cir- Sonic Boom, 009." cles in the village, after we did them he b ve ValenUn el 0 Ween Virginia, I'd love to come see you at != <" '"'^B'"" °' D. Have you forgotten Lake exactly what my heart feels: BMA! and "The Social Butterfly". a Happy Valentine's Day so I guess I Casbih. Us naily. flirts need M bid. ., r_ ._ Oscawana. Cupid hasn't. He's got Love ya'—See ya' Bye. Love always, Next lima JIUG-ttrlngs come olf fora Dear Gerard M.Jel'almemon amourl pictures! will. Happy V-Day. Kevin W.D. A toast (with stolen Bailey's) lo Who else? private showing Once man before ' HapPV Valentine's Day. M.S. jWn. 7IW7.al 7sVt7~2ulool Oh Kaen! How you make me writhe! secret relationships! Happy Valert' G y Vincent. Happy Valentine's Day with tine's Day. Love, The Other Woman. you're marrltf. Your partner, In Male Lorr,lne Swlm ,„m e , wan, ,„ bo jump sh0, by Larfy ^ ,,,, Jg|| y()u Happy Valentine's Day. Kevin love, your wild and crazy girl Rose _'"?____ your tunny valentine. what It Is later. Happy Valentine's Charlie, I love you, although you're To My Andrew, Just You and I, You've Fran. Love the blue eyes, if your To Mark's frlsnd why nol r«- ;r, |0¥, musc|es^that's ,he matter Day. Love, Jim nothing but a fish. Love until death, Got (My Endless Love, What would I shoes that keep breaking. Happy nreduce youtse.lt? Mark1, other _ , .. Vlnnyl. I donThaveT^il^ioTa^aT Diane do, baby, without us? Love, Your don t yo(J remember??? Boom Valenllne's Day. Love, John Juliet '-_?_- . Boom" and "Hoi Stuff" fie bull have a phone number! HVD Ween. You've certainly "lit" these Vincent, we all love you. Happy past 3 years. Weekends and craft Frank. I made a heart out of polenta Remember It'satl .matter of supply To^hT^oclar Butterfly", here's Da7e7 Ha~pp7 ^alemTneV~~Da7 Valentine's Day. Love, Rose, Hug (3), just for you. Happy Valentine's Day. (lores look better all Ihe time. Happy and demand. Happy Valentine's Day, l00klnB to the summer and flirting Melissa " Hug (2), Konnyand Henry swrttetle. ._ ^__ w||n ,he ||feguBrds while our r——r; ——-—— V-O. Love, Poo Morality Is simply the attitude we Dear Kathy and Tony. Happy Valen adopt towards people we personally Wlld Woman, boy, won't they be In (or gor8«ou« bodies soak up Ihe sun. Attention all Rammers. Thanks for Josh. My sottware melts each time tine's Day to Ihe 2nd cutest couple I dislike. Oscar Wilde. you pass by. Happy Valentine's Day. know. Love, Rose Love, Hec Kenny. "So don't be shy, cause it's Dear Marlsa and Mark, Have a great okay. I understand feeling that way." Buster. I ain't ever sad as long as Yourpartn.rincnrne. D»a'CAJ: I love you so much it hurts; Valenllne's Day. Love, Rose L. you're around. If I promise to love Dear Noreen, Happy Valentine's Day, you, will you make mutuaf con- Mumbler, I Love you! Be my Valen- cured by your mylrlond. Love, Rose sideration? H.V.D. Love, Kath tine! YourSweelhaart. ^o. Who's underwear Is sexier, h Dear Marlssa, I'm glad we're friends. love, Your Yonkers terrier, Put. *"'" <»>°fab'e Intentions. b's? (I think we know Ihe Jlmbo. Happy Valentine's Day to the Julie, Kiss me you lool! Happy Valen- mlne or Bo Happy Valentine's Day. Love, Rose man who makes my clavicals tingle. tine's Day. Love, The Guy across the 7 ^7F Bi" Nocera The no)l1 llme Vou 0° l0 • answer) Happy Valentine's Day. John hall. Doar Ted, Rich and Ed. 3 wild and Dear Plata Boys, the ell will die on crazy guys. Happy Valentine's Dai Valentine's Day. Be our Bloody He could have been with us. G & K II Ihe lun times and lor makdlng this 401 —Words cannot express... Happy 8 Love, Rosemarle Valentine's Hey little boys, want a Valentine's Day! 905. Paula-S. Happy Birthday and best freshman year special. All ol our tovB, es lh8 G W shl 10 Doar Magda and Conceltn. Happy piece of candy? Love, P and D wX on^/rumps Love those Cathy and Dl 1 tot—Pleasure Is a sin, and «"J! '.»' >"»'• » " " Valenllne's Day, kids. Love, Rose To the new boerd ol the Mimes & squals. Pump II up good now!!! Your Dear Otter, I love the way you shake sometimes sin is a pleasure. 905. Jim Cooke Thanks Happy V-day. Mummers. Happy Valentino's Day "Na8ty"jjlrls. y°UI llnSi You're not like any oiler Doar Ann, Both, Tomko, Danno, Bill, To the 77 Llleguotd, May Accounting Jackla. and all the luck In the world. May out- 9uy-1 love you. Peach Martin etc., etc.. Bel you nevsr be the worst thing to ever happen lo K»trlnar««S II the^eer'and pizza side groups never darken your Suo. Depuly Dog nnd Dtoop.fl.long, thought you'd gel this. Surprise! you! Have a Happy Valentine's Dayl blasl or the spaghetti and mealball Wo love our R* Kovln Munnelly!! theatre. Love, the ox-Pros wh8, wou|d we do w|tnou( |h6rn? Happy Valentine's Day! Love. Rosey Love, the one who forgot to sign her ^2£^ Thanks lor making work fun! Lisa. (even II ho is Irish) Hec. Of course I promise my heart, lost note. Sex Dear Margaret, Nancy, Vicki arid Qod. Have a Happy Lovers Day. but what do I get in return, money? A Toodles, I didn't know Ihe meaning ol Bob. Happy Valentine's DayTotallyl Theresa Those craiy Robert's 2nd Dear D—Yesterday, today, tomorrow Love 701 promise? No valid contract, no wed trie word animal until I saw you In ac. Love, Jackie. women. Happy Valontinos Day. Lore. and always, Happy Valentine's Day. ding. Joih. Bill D-Thanks lor the TP. Have a Rose Love, Pete. ^ E Sal. Thanks! Happy Valentine's Day! Love L|Ber great Valentine's Day. Love 701 The GIRLS of 305. Happy Valentine's To Ilia girli of C-Plaia. In the Immor Dear Laure and Trlsh, Have a Happy! Zuko, "Freddy My Love" don'! know Day lo the BEST roommates anyone Love Ood^^phae^Nudge me Love, Rose nothing', I always knew you wor» i-»". "Empt^. can't date em- could ever hope fo r. Let's make tho ployees." Iquit! Lisa. lor breaklastl Love, Donna. somelhln'. Happy Valentine's Day to good times! Be mine! Love. FLIPPER best of what's left. Love, Kathy (what- To all tho "Chaptmen" ol 555, happy one who'll go far, Someday we'll all It ya mean, "Kathy who?"| Ms, me you foo.l Happy Vale's ^ «"'. — H.C. alth.r. He's wish upon your shining star. Love, a hunting and Good Luck on Volen Polio, you're the best entree a side Frustrated Psychologist. tine's Doy.Murph. Ll"d« (fOm Thoolo9y- It's very dll- B.V.R-: We miss you! Please com. to dlin ever had. Miss you. Arroi To PhllosophicalTnthony,^ with To Mark Ippolllo, Happy Bi.lhday. Dear John. Happy Valentine's Day. llcul1 t0 ll6 tlon claas our ,n"' °eOPlanl »nd "ulch(l P"ty' your hair so flaming red, Looking at P°» « " '" *»" 701 lot course) love, Virginia. Chrlt, this valentine Is lo tide you 168 days (more or less) of knowing life as beyond a bed. Take a break you so close. Happy Valenllne's Day. ovar until I can put one In Ihe Voice and loving you. I Love you more with Quppy "When I'm with you- l'm and |usl don't think, Havo a good "Vo the Crow In Dr. Wltkus'Lab: Frlen- when we're official residents ol the each passing day. Yours lorever, tlm« - m«et me lor a drink. An In- Smools-Youre one In a million. smiling." Happy Valentine's Day d »ndColleagues-you makework a Village. I love you. Rosemarle Barb. ""PPV Valenllne's Day. Love, Boo. Love, Mike lero.t.d Observer "..sure. Thanks. AE THE RAM/THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 10,1983/9
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And crush a and fellow Jim Jones fans. Have a Dills, I'm not fixing your phone and Tony | may be one. strange tunny, but aren't damn roach lust lor the hell ol It. Joan, what will we do without you .Happy V. Day! Love and Scratches, keep the hell out of my desk! A higher you glad you met her? Tike * quick Friend! Down the Mali. next year? I don't want to think aobut To GM's Roomie Trlsh. It was fun Smaragda ranking officer. look and b» my Valentine. Bunny It, io.Just have a Happy Valentine's frolicking with you. Love, a fellow Dear Burger... "gat up, get up, gel up, Shellfa P.!!!, Shellla P.I!!, Sheilla Karon Babes. Hava a happy Valen- Day. Love, Sandra To the ad staff, what a terrific bunchl frollcker net up"... let's have It your way. -an tino's Day with M.S., J.J., T.J., J.S., or You're doing a terrific job, try not to observer Susclpe, doesn't it seem like yester- Dear Patty D. (from Roberts) I'm tall, go oil the deep end too soon! HVD. A whatever lunny you want. (Maybe not day when you rescued the TM Irom Raymond, roses are red, dalfoldils blond and blue-eyed and I love you. A person outside of your yelling range. any.) Don't do anything I wouldn't do. to my Mlnneso-tle Man, Reading "We the toilet bowl?!? Well, maybe not are yellow, HVD to an adorable secret admirer lellow. Kathy Oh well. Haw a hippy anyway. Got It" just a moment ago, I felt those yesterday, Happy Valentine's Day to MikeTand Jim, I hear Larry Bird Is wet things roll from my eyes, tnd the Eileen L. (Saga Rita), you are the a great friend! Love always, Sandl Jonathan, Roses are Red, Violets are signing a three-year contract to F... EveiTwhenTdTdn'tlike youi TsUli snicker* take elttet on my face. Only cutest red haired girl at Fordham. blue, It's so great to have a lun Iriend coach the Rams?! I guess It's true loved you. Oh.yeyfMM. you csn fill my heart with such love Minibus, do you realize that everyone Really. You are. A secret admirer like you! Happy Valentine's Day! about UConn, but what will Karen do? F... and they thought tl would never and emotion Hunk, and It Is only you reading this woke up this morning? Kathy Maybe we'll all get lucky and see Big J In F-S, what's up there In your last!! Happy Valentine's Day. M. that I would want to have as my Think about It and have a great Mike Torrez pitch against the Cubs head. DMS Valentine. Be • my valentine? Love Valentine's Day. Love and xox, In Ted, Baseball Is Boring, Football Is Carisslmo glovsnnl. T» amo. T« . this spring. What a treat! An ardent always, your Strawberry Premie 'A... Terra mean, HVD from your Volleyball Trinity ol Warwick, I remember 1982. quiero. Tu tl»n«» ml corazonl T» volig sox Ian. Desrett St. Pet*, When are you going Queen! "CLATE SLEAN" bene. Miguel*. Greto, We mey be "ex/sultles" but to calch up? You are still two behind Dear Father Flnlay, if you cracked on you're still a "Bweetls"!!! Happy Bobby, don't believe everything you Matt F. I lovs you! PAWS! "F-Fsce" Sweetheart. I love you! Don't I? Yet, i you know. Valentine's Day, possibly? a hot tin rool you would scramble. Valentine's Day! lorn, Norris read on the bathroom wall. BB do. I think I do, Make up my mind lor I'm anxiously awaiting! Amor Per- Brlp. Love, a poor graduate. Rose Fort. Our maids are the best! me. OK? I don't want to force you. Oh petuo.Your Strawberry Pee VVee Qlo, a vary Happy Valentine's Day to Mr. Smith, Is It true what they say Give them a raise. Love, R-Plaza John Rollins. Happy Birthday Valen- I can't make decisions. Can I? Con- one ol my very favorite people! Love about people Irom "grindstone" who Rochesterlans. A kiss Irom home. Dear Julia, Finance, Accounting? tine, Jackie and Llser lused (No I'm not.) •ya always, San smoke stoogies and listen to Bach? Stick Together! Kodak Where Is It really at? It all comes Happy Valentine's Day! Love, Miss Tlmmy Murphy. We with for you on Bath, slop tweaking me! What do you j Nick. HapprB^bay'vaTentTna^ Baby I down lo people, ray dear! Wishing Ryan Valentine's Day a Swedish girl who CBA "otflce-mothers," thanks lor think about thai? Happy Valentine's j Love.TA you lave! Sheila goes sll the way. Jackie and Llser. being nice. Love ya! Italian Iriend ol Day, you're awell. Love, Sand! HI Jack, er... Jay, Wanna see my loft Mllty | Vin. Have a heart, be my Valentine! Anthony Qabaneltl, Rotes are red, for Valentine's Day? Mark, best of luck lo a special friend. Kathy, How are thoae 2 D-block Love, Connie Violets art blue, I lust after you, Wish Love, Llser and Jackie Peggy M. When's the Lottery? My clasaes going? I can't believe I just Herb, we love you and Brooklyn! Dear Joey, Our lives have changed you'd reciprocate, too. Lustfully treat. Jazzbo said that!! Happy Valentine's Day to Love, the girls Kerrl Bradln. There's a wild and prac- since we me! you In the lantern. awaiting your pounce, the Lioness Jesuits. Clerics' rule! Vino de Baldo someone who's "tuns" of fun!! Love, tically carefree life up ahead just Sleeping with you Is purrlecl. Love Bagels, lox and kosher Wine • Say B-6, trie rUgnrorTThe lloor was all I Sandl waiting lor someone to come along The Salon Inn. Home of the great and cat lood, two fellow CATS (Kats) Morton. Happy Valentine's Day! 428 expected II lo be, and moral You and deal with It. Be assertive. Be deep sea fish platter. Just $100 MarJ-arinel! Hey Mongae! Happy really know how lo tire a person out. Maria. I tradltori verranno punltl. aware. But don't forget your roots. Dear Lionel, you are the sun, you are Valentine's Day, Midge. Love ya, Alleen. Your eyes are within my range Happy Valentine's Day. F. Micmsn Augurl. Angelo (They're red aren't they?) HVD, Phil. the rain, I love you so! Love, Cathy Nowlsbaby From the man who could shoot CM., "Can't Explain" but I think Rosalie, Dobblamo tare la eolations straight . Dear Teddy, Congrats on your Job. ! Ntnc, Hey, woman do you still live on Eddie" BTwe-lT make It loT/Tye!, we've brought the art of sexual un'altra volte Insismeo al meno un miss you! Love, Monty campus? Happy Valentine's Day, you bsby. Happy Valentine's Day! All my Alleen In G-t. You've got s real pretty healing to a climax. Roommates that Sorriso In plalto. Clco Cangelo. lova, Cindy. Dear Tlbula, thanks for loving me, live in private oil-campus locations wlardo. Love, Sand! pair of blue ai»». Just remember I'm Dear Cuco. Happy Valentine's Day watching you. An admirer and bolng understanding when you together, rule together. Love you, Caroline, Happy Valentine's Day to a Peler lannello. You always know how didn't have to be. Love, Cath gorgeous. I hope ws last forever and KMC. great roommate and a greater friend! to bring a smile to my lace, Gonna Marybelh in 405, I'd love to teach you have many mote Valentine's Days mlsi ya next year. Happy Valentin*. Mark, Hope you saved me a condo In Remember junior when... Love some steps you don't lesrn In ballet Mrs. Beasley. "It's reigning who In together, so I can always tell you Love, Angela. always, Sandi school. From a nutcracker the Ivory Coast! where?" Happy Valentine's Day Kid- that I lave you and want you to be my A3. Even with black socks you're still Dear Dr. Kllnkenborg, satire and sell do! I Love You. Lewon, tread lightly on my heart for I Valentine, love, A Little Bird. Diene In Roberts 304, when I see you cannot help but wear It on my sleeve. all right by me. Bark like a dog. Happy In that Rabbit coat I think about skin- defense could never be better. D, Ave Shrimps really your favorite to (lie biggest Culls (Lisa). It's been "People smile and tell me I'm the V-Oay... Phil. ning and then eating you. From Elmer Dr. Giannone, still looking good. (food). I hope so! almost 4 years that I've known you lucky one..." "20 cents..." your ser- 507~(Allas "Ducketles"). If there's a Fudd, wabblt hunter and I can honestly say that I still love Philip sicker, It's still love! To the cast and crews of Grease, It's vant, Elvis the pretzel man Heaven, It's gotta be D-House. Lots you just as much as the d«y I mat Kelly In Hughes, you're being wat- been so much lun. Let's make this ol love, Phil. Prank, fall In love In 9 seconds flat! S. the best show ever. Bob' Maura, so the Kalian Is out of the you. You will always be the most Im- ched very closely. From *n admirer bag. And I thought It was strictly portant thing In my Hie, please don'l To my favorite wild and Impetuous Paula. Even creeps have Valentine's. Chuck Sheehan, let's enjoy the rest To 507, six ol the nicest people I Platonic... You Miami tease! Pass the every change. I love you just I ho way This Is yours. Love, Phil. man. I love you! of the semester, without Murphy, haven't been able to see enough, takeeouteel you are. Your Valentine, Scott, You wiggle your duck leathers better Maybe now that I'll be bugging Karen 601. Have recently heard David O.K.? Happy Valentino's Day. "Hair- than any punky duck I know. Happy all the time, I'll gel a chance to spend Paula, Peter Tork would've given his Giorgio. I love you! Aphrodite. Cassldy coming from your apar- cut 100" eye teeth for you, but I think you're tment. Could It be true? Happy V-Day, V Day. Live. Love and Like, The Silver more tlmo with you six belore we Mary. This Is our day! Love, Fetus. Kathy Lewon, I'm all out of love; I'm better oil with Roy Orbison any day. Danny Bonaduce. Sub. p.s. The wlfo and kids are fine! graduate. Bob. go lost without you. —David Me- Dizzy. Happy V.0. Lovo always, Gary. Tex, you lassooed our hearts. You're 903. Hope you have an aware Valen- Master Tomato, we miss you! Where've you To Ram editors and staff members, welcome In our corral any day. Your Big Guy. One night ol love can't make tine's Day. Love, Sidney P. beon? What do you noed an In- past and present, It's beon groat Dear Mary, you've got that look ol cowgirls up lor six nights alone. Happy V-Day, flation? H.V.D. Love, Your Cap- working will) some of the greatest KathyT. Wish my best~to~Iddla, love. Shoot your poison arrow Willie. P.S. Ann still nils like a girl. puclno Neighbors and most lalented people around. Nellda, how come I haven't seen you Joanne, and the screen door. through my heart. It's easy as ABC. Bob. in Clarke's lately? Go Hawaiian! Love Marie Hlckey. How many mice does It Love ya, Marty Mr. T. Gifted students such as your- Cathy and Kalhy ol Hughes Avenue. and kisses, Don Ho take to screw In a light bulb? Two! To the president ol the Fordham You might as well have a happy To the King ol the Road Scrutly and self are eligible for the "advanced Wait, that's not so lunny... HVD, Phil. class"-where we'll get into some Club, from the person In her honors Dear 601, how are you weathering the Valentine's Day too. your lavorile rich Mom at College heavier material and you'll actually seminar sophomore year who wishes drought? Wo're still waiting lor the Eileen, Kalhy, Maria, 61. Paula, Mary, wish you a Happy Valentine's Day! Pole Buckley. Who's your buddy? learn by doing! (Leave home your one ol us had said somolhlng to the storm. Love, the weather girls Joanie, and Loralne. What do you get That's right. Happy V-Day to you, the party-Thursday, 2/17/83 at Clarkes nolebook-you won't need It.) In- other then, so that ho could have en- when you add 1208 and 601? 1002 McMahon and Monty, who needs the guys, and the dead bird. See birthday boy make a lool ol him- torestod?? H.V.D.! Love, The girl who joyed your friendship that much plus 807 good memories, HVD, Love, maple syrup can when you have the aell 'hales' you (xoxox) longer. Phil. Sue Walsh. We shall dance In gagos wall? Keep that ring linger open!! once again. Lovo, Phil The Salem Inn-A great place to eat. T Gerry L. Let's take tho Ram Van to " the girls ol 120B. May the lust ol To 602,1 haven't had a chance to rank Davo Ravioli, whon can we all sleep Personally recommended by A-House Seaside tor the weekend. Just you Elena. There's a graduate who wants Valentine's Day shine in your eyes, your suite lately, because I haven't together In Bishop's Lounge again? It and friends. and those Cupid arrows find their seen you enough lately. Let's change and me on the shore, under the to be your Valentine. certainly was a right to remember; moonlight... Happy V-Day, Love, Phil. Dear JB, Meet you on Avenue B. Don't prlie.lhere Is nothing Impossible un- that. you and your kinky sox! Have a Mark. Whoever droamed that der the sky-drinking Beaujolals, no, miss II. H.V.D. All my love, Jim SUE KENNEDY has It all pu! happy Valonllne's Day! Love your Ellen McClure. HVD lo someone anything would come out ol a roller Inat doesn't rhyme. "Wllleso" Fregosl. together, She Is REALLY THE slumber partners, Hair, Annie, and that's always nice to an old graduate. skating trip! Thanks lor everything, Uonalhan Wiles) GREATEST. Now II 6ho'd only give up Mario Sorry I missed tho marathon. Cowan, especially lor just boing you. Grind Stone Us country folk have to Lonl those plnk-and-groon monogrammod Happy VD. All my love, Teresa. stick together especially when It A. You've made me happy. Good Nina. All I can say Is "gaftney" and swoaters. L.L. Bean Kale. Once a Kool Kol now tho now comes lo Latin. Have a great Valen- T hove lun doing It. Happy Valentine's «d Wanls...Kaihy7 party animal. What's noxl? Jackie tine's Day! I Love, your lellow coun- Day.Toresa. Mark (Qeorge Lamas). Woll now I and Lisa. Slelnway. Thanks lor always bolng try bumpkin Noreen. What, you want Butch too? think I know every "detail" about you Krlsllna, Hey, you S.G. Keep up your there. Jockle. So Princess. From groen tee-shirts to T.J. For Valontlno's Day, I give you 'ry, I liavo him but we'll llnd you and It's great. Happy Valentine's Day good reputation and hove a great rugger shirts lo unllorms. What's ChrlB Meola. Happy V-Day lo a tin- my smile and my lips! En|oy. Jimmy °"° lust as good, o.k.? Happy Valen- and thanks lor always being thore lor Valentine's Day il you know what I next? Love, Duchess ol R.C. cerely nice person. J. Lee Holt. "no's Day. Teresa. me. Love, Teresa. mean. Teresa. 14/THE RAM1HURSDAY,FLHRUARY10,1983 Mary Ann. what's a heliport? I love Kevin. Love God, the Love Qoddtts Is Dear John. ya'. Jo. walling. Julie Esposito. what was the um- <">d meaning Bill D. Oedipus was right your mother Computer Age brella lor? Teri. I hear you work with 8, gorgeous, Joe Stelanlk Is In love with himsell eligible bachelors. Introduce me than «»»« »mwg other ihin Continued.from page I It most cases, departments have been get a real job Cath Dandaroo, what was the umbrella seeking more equipment for specific pur- Teri. I mist hopping into bed with lor? terminals will be placed at both the Rose Hill •ndyou.too.SteveuZ'as3'0"15' poses. Despite thi>, it is possible that some you. Love. Prod Dear BOB. Happy Valentine's Oay. and Lincoln Center campusev One terminal Dear Joan. Happy Valentine's Oay, come and visit the old neighborhood. Greto, We'ra the TOPS' H people will !ij'»c to be trained to use the new Ha will be placed at each campus in the com- All my love, Jim Love, A3 Una's Day. Love, Espo PPyValen equipment. Charles Barcellona, manager of puter public facility areas for faculty use. Anne M. Th«n« lor everything. Jim C. Mary Galligan, how's your SAC'i life? operations in the computer center, explained An admirer Three other graphic terminals will be in- Cathy. I love you!!! Happy V.D. Jo how these individuals can learn. "They can Dave Messlneo, do you know what stalled at Lincoln Center and five at Rose Hill Casey, lorry h"« late, but happy BD ethics are? An Annoyed Stall Mem- in different academic departments. Because learn from a users manual, which they can and VD. Love, Cathy ber the graphic terminal is a relatively new one. purchase in the bookstore, they can learn Chris, thanks lor the good times hap. Mary Ellen Qrable, it's not obvious, Day. Love, Mary py Valentine's Day. Jim Middleton said the University Computer Ser- here, or they can learn at a workship we will bul we know that you like to wear offer in the spring," Barcellona said. F.V. Had a great lime. Love ya, Todd orange. Residents of Murray Wltgel vices wants the faculty to learn how to use the Hobln Day. According to richard Fleisher, an associate Ann Manak, Happy Valentine's Day graphic terminals and teach this to students. Virg, Al, A Mary. Sorry I don't mean to and Happy Senior Week. A fellow bar- Middleton said graphic terminals draw pic- professor in the Political Science department, bitch all th« time. Happy Valentine's hopper tures instead of lines and "make information the present situation of using the research Day. Love, Cath Blackman, you're the best. Keep more palatable then just a table". cluster ha.s been "unsatisfactory. It's always Pete, Alias SacheSmokey, Happy working on the brownie point. HVD crowded there and it's difficult lo get a ter- Valentine's and I will take you to the An Admirer. Clare.Happy Valentine Middleton said 75 cable lines are being in- Doctor, John Wirkes B-7. Real women only party with the stalled by Physical Plant to wire the equip- minal." Fleisher, who leaches a course en- Johnny Cakes, I know where you hide best! And you all are the best! HVD. ment. "Some of the lines are for equipment titled "Computer Uses In Social Sciences," those magazines, Lee Love, Mils Ellit said that while the use of the research cluster prod, your grandmother grows her A 6.1 know party animals when I see that was never used, while sonic old terminals have much lo learn H? lhink ' own, Love, C.A.V. them... And you guys are party "has led to frustrations, this new situation mValen are being transferred to new lines," he said. animals.. Love, those ties!. HVD. lin.'»Day.LoveMary - To Julie, Don, Mike, Chris, Anne, Julie should make terminals more available to Love, Ellen D-House Gumba whn't and everyone else. You're the TOP's! "Most of the equipment for academic students." Wh''^V departments is being received by those which Have a Happy Valentine's Day. Love, Skip. The next Molson Challenge Is At the present time, the purchase of the Carol coming soon! S W E E E E T! Happy already have equipment," said Middleton, Valentine's Oay. Love, El , " new equipment is awaiting the installation of Dear Joanne C. Happy VD. I'm hap- ."but some, like the Political Science depar- py. You're happy. Hooray! Love, Michelle R. The Cheerieadlng Squad the cable lines. According to Physical Plant Myron is not the same without you. Get well Kevin, It's Valentine's Day tment, will receive terminals for the first soon. Please be my Valentine. Love, Director Robert Marian, this will cost ap- J.C. Who is your lavorlta R.A. NOW? time." Middleton explained this is being John proximately SI5,000 and will completed by (You better not say Sue!) Love, the done because many faculty members have the end of this week. "The advantage of this spontaneous one Mlchvlle R. You're so cute BE MY VALENTINE. John been using the equipment in the research wiring is that the operation is much faster Dear Carol, Gloria, Joanne and Terri— I love you all! DISalvo Michelle R, you missed the parly last clusier in Dealy Hall. He said the new plans lousy life. If that's your idea la Kin and terminals will no longer be cut off from 1 J. Kraus . did you know that SI. Irldey night. But you're forgiven. n OM out, .hen you're a lo,, •'should provide easier access to graduate Love, John the main computer, as they have in the past," valentine was AMISH? Steve clu.. Go out and get a job and bu I students by getting more faculty members yours.lf , coal. You're ti ,y ] Mahan said, "a long term problem is that we Dear Joanne, thank God for spon- Sheila Enrtght withes she had E.T. s nkin9 away from these facilities." He feels that the may one day run out of space to run wires, if taneity! Move you, Steven underwear. "Phone home" soon. f. the neighborhood. Shell. _ _ Maureen and Vivian, may li,,|nmen students will now have more computer ter- Alex Alvarei, we miss you! Happy ! this happens, we will have to run wires Mom, Happy Valentine's Day, Love, 'n»OOT vicinity! The Craiy Co*g|,| minals available to them. "The advantage is V.D.! Arlva Douche. Love, the guys Sue Bee. Thank you lor all Ihe helo together." you truly "got to know." George. P.S. DM you (all Dad about that they can use a departmental terminal," me yet? and support in getting my p,iori|ie Charest feels that the new equipment will M.Q. Happy Valentine's Dayl (You, he said, "and it will be more practical than straight, and Happy Valentin,',, Jan, help Computer Services to "operate more ef- too, kevln... and Patty). Love, Me Dear Mary, Happy 5th my love, the using ours because faculty members will be distance between us can never dam- 404. Hsty guys. I wish you all Ihe roses ficiently and help the school to cut down on Pogo, you ponder boul a prodding pen the warm, wonderful feelings we you really deserve. Jane nearby. It is a convenience, but it will be well much to much. Woody share. Yours forever, Rich costs by meeting increased paperwork." Mora. My God, you've made him have Billy Orr,don't come back or else!! Dear Mary-Jo, your company has ad- Ihe priesthood. Janie Baby ded to my smile, and your friendship Commack Joan. Nobody ever done Jeanle. May the corporate world gel Seabird. Loving you makes has added to my heart. It's, difficult Dearest Tink. You ire my special lady me like she do me everything else worthwhile. Rain- not to be trite when writing a ready for you! Janle Baby love. Nerwin. Maggot. Happy Valentine's Day. Love McClursky, get a spine you vixen classified, but I want you to know Carolyn and Margaret. Happy Valen- your movie companion, a fellow beau. Michael. Thanks lor Calilornia. Hap- Sweetie. Love lor evermore will be that I am glad to be your friend. Your tine's, oh what I could say but won'l Maggot. BUGSY-Let's make a dale lo watch py 29th Annemarie. ours to share. Just you and me baby; philosophical friend Jane som: cold daytime television Sweetest Tink. Happiest ol Valen- nobody else. BOXTOPS Claw. Loved the ending. Mappy Steve, Isn't this spontaneous? My Dearest Solia, we have come to bt tine's Day. I love you. Nerwin. together, maybe lor Valentine's Day Valentine's Day. a pygmie. Beloved. "Eternity together; lorever, (alter classes). Your Valentine love, Jo one. It has been two yeras ol unwed- R.C. You're a pretty lady. Love on does not frighten me my love." ded bliss and discourse, but I would Tim 0. Softy but V.D. doesn't only Sweetheart. , Den of Delights, thanks guys. All my Valentine's Day. M. Sargon not exchange thai love and growth stand lot Valentine's Day. You've got BROOKSY-Sorry about the ruined love, Joanne lor anything. Be my Valentine and my It and my love. S.S. Maria T. There are Anti-Trust Laws in Sweetheart. I'll be yours II you'll be Valentine's Day surprise In the Emily. How would I survive? Thanks- wife for Ille. I love you, Sean the U.S., so ease up on the cute. mine! Marry me. YOUR BOW. glasses case—but you know 1 love Night. What's your problem? Happy You're the BESTI I love ya) Your Happy Valentine's Day. M. you! Always, Baby. Sofia, j'al de I'amouj pour lu, Je Is Valentine's Day. Day. FORDHAM UNIVERSITY? Good- roommate marlral par amour. Si vous plai To A Girl Whose All Heart. Its better M. Purple is both, as are you. I'd like bye!!! Take your requirements and... J.N. I'd love lo kiss you! Happy to know you better. Happy Valen- Moo, I love ya! your co-workerl?) out. Tous mes amoureux, Jean than I ever expected. Signed A Lover I'll never be your valentine. An Valentine's Day. D.R.M. tine's Day M ot Horses Exhausted Sophomore. The Inquiring Photographer Photographs by Jack Sweeney Interviews by Kileen O'Shaughnea'sv Question: What are you giving your Valen- tines this year? Jim O'Halloran; FC '84 "Maybe just a nice kiss." Anita Moynihan, FC "85 and Jeanne Rosen- dale, FC '85 "We have to find them first!" KeunCamenzuli, FC '84 John Nelson, FC'84 "Anything she wants." "Only my hairdresser knows for sure Kllen Hanlcy, FC '84 and Pally Van Tasul Dave Varoli, CBA '86 "I've never had this problem." CBA'84 "The question is, what are our Valentine doing for us." Julia Bodden, FC THE RAM/THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 10,1983/15 Tootsie On A Roll by Andrea Messina radicalized into feminism would indicate far Dorothy Michaels is America's newest less care on the parts of Hoffman and Sydney sweetheart. She's not particularly pretty, Pollack, the director. Instead, Tootsie is a hasn't much of a figure and wears glasses. plunge into what life is like for most women, She's also a man. as Michael discovers where men have always Poor Michael Dorsey (Dustin Hoffman) had an edge, and where women can claim ad- doesn't know what he's in for when he suc- vantages. The movie avoids didactism and cessfully poses as a woman to land a role as a examines all aspects of his experiences a^ a Southern matriarch on a soap opera. All he member of the opposite sex. wanted to do was make enough money for Dustin Hoffman is a perfectionist gfiid it his roommate, a serious playwright (Bill shows, from his plucked eyebrows to hrs ratty Murray) who wants tu produce a play about sneakers. As Michael Dorsey, he is ap- the Love Canal tragedy. Thanks to the effor- propriately temperamental, funny and ts of Hoffman, a serious actor, the movie desperate as an actor who can't get a job, Tootsie is not merely a lighthearted comedy because, as his agent keeps reminding him, along the lines of Some Like It Hot. Michael he's a perfectionist. He quits one play when Dorsey has a unique perspective on what-it- the director insists that his character, who is means-to-be-a-woman, and while not much dying, move to center stage to make the of a sexist to begin with, he learns the special death scene more forceful—"He's dying! He qualities that mark friendship between can't walk!" shouts Dorsey as he storms off women, is incensed at the nonchalant belit- stage. Thus, it is not surprising that our hero tling of women, and fights off a few would- applies the same care to what becomes his be suitors, including the father of Julie most famous character. He meticulously Nicholls (Jessica Lange), the girl who shops for clothing that "Dorothy would Michael really has a yen for. like," is concerned that she feel pretty and Dustin Hoffman has been very vocal in his adopts a truly amazing Southern accent and support of the women's movement; he once mannerisms that are uncannily accurate and said that he regrets that men can't give birth. consistent. Some critics, not surprisingly, have charged Hoffman is superb playing a role within a that in Tootsie, Hoffman only pays lip ser- role. His Michael Dorsey is alternately awed Nicholls, in love with nasty Dabney over-the-hill, unsuccessful and untalented ac- vice to women, in what is essentially a self- and frustrated at being a woman and not Coleman, until Dorothy steps in and inspires tress who is as neurotic and insecure as she is conscious and self-congratulatory role. It is merely because it is difficult to maintain the Julie to independence. At times, her charac- supposed to be. Bill Murray is a deadpan undeniable that as a woman, Michael Dor- pretense. Dorothy Michaels is another ter is too sweet, almost lethargic in her quiet wonder as Dorsey's roommate. He isn't on- sey's primary concern is how and when he character entirely—motherly, confident and passivity. Charles Durning, as her father, screen much, but he plays his mellow-intense can become a man again, and that he makes a wise. Hoffman's mastery of the accent is par- gives me the creeps. Maybe he's too fat, but I intellectual with enough aplomb to make the less-than-radical feminist. But Hoffman's. ticularly impressive when compared to his was nearly convinced that at any moment role memorable. detractors are judging the film on his per- normal voice, which is deep and nasal. His Julie was going to reveal that Pop was really Tootsie is short on premise, but the sonal failings, and not on the film's merits, comic timing is also commendable; the a child molester. Dorothy's reluctance would presence of talented actors, a nifty script and which are sizable, especially for a big-screen predictable scenes of Dorothy in women's be understandable even if she weren't a man. careful directing make Tootsie an enjoyable, effort. dressing rooms, or shying away from mildly thought-provoking film. Who knows, What is singularly attractive about the amorous male admirers are hilarious. Terri Garr has a hackneyed role as Sandy, it may stop your boss from referring to his movie is that Dorsey experiences more than Jessica Lange is a sensitive, gentle Julie Michael's'" erstwhile girlfriend, an almost 50-year-old secretary as a "girl." rage at being treated with condescension by the soap opera director, played with dutiful villainy by Dabney Coleman. As Dorothy, he has heart-to-heart talks with Julie, fumbles with babysitting her son and suffers through • the agonies of stockings, wigs, curlers and make-up. 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"To the desperate youne—turn i Calling All Romans Call's latest Polygram album, Modern blind eye/To the old and lonely—turn a blind Romjns. eye/To our inhumanity/To our death. from dealing vanity/Turn a blind eye." nlc message is loud and clear—ignore it. b llt lt can't be changed unless the listener recognizes it for what it is. The accom- panying music is sinister and fraught with foreboding. This tone is continued jn "Violent Times." The understandable outrage of those who realize the atrocities of modern society is brought to the fore, hut violence to combat violence is clearly not the answer. "Untamed-passion/Primal raee The child of hatred/Comes of age/These are violent times." No pat solution t0 sublimating the anger is offered, but i|le biting lyrics and death-march drums indicate that a solution must be found. "Back From the Front" takes on the question of war. Much more blatant than The Clash's "Straight to Hell," it condemns totally the senselessness of what amounts to mass murder. "The truth about war It's a total waste'it's the ultimate drug lt\ i|lc ultimate taste." To those who hold ut'ht to the belief that there can be a justifiable war, The Call replies that they're "Too numb to know the difference Too numb :o feel the shame." In "Face to Face" the important.- placed on money and capital gain is trodden upon. "There ain't no jur.ice in thi =. pintul game Your money and your righ:- 'i JUsl ihe same-Show :he poor their place.' .Strong words for America, where the -:r el; are paved with gold. Lest this become a diatnbe on :ht v>iK of .American society, it must be said u:i the strength of this album does r.o: :e -olely with its lyrics. Musically the album !•> tight and sleek. Scott Mussck on drjm . Greg Freeman on bass. Tom Ferrier on guitar, aided by guest appearances by Slew Hud- dlesion on synthesizer and The Band"- legen- dary Garth Hudson on come: and syn- thesizer, interwea\e beautiful;) w.ihout the problem of one musician ouulzi>:~: o; OUT- powering ibe others. Mustek's drum* are commanding, bu: leave room for Ferr;er\ in- sinuating cuiiar and the airnc-s; :ur>.\ rhyth- ms of Freeman's bass. Hudson's and Hud- dlesjon'j masterful synthesizer -*o:k rrincs it all together. If any one member of The Call Oklahoma and California) has opened for mus; be said to delher an outstanding per- \-arious rock artists, including Joan Jen, formance, i: is Michael Been. His \o:ah have P«e Shelley, Ian Hunter, and Split Em., ajid raw power, energy and passion. Snowy River: A Flake wuh the release of Modern Romans, their The Call's overall sound can be likened to second album, i; is clear that they are on their ihai of the Talking Heads. 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He will not get one of the media cities, the The Fordham men's and women'-, track night, it'll be five or six years down the road. glamour cities, like New York or Los Angeles. team traveled last weekend to the Princeton The reason for this is that he comes from a very But give the kid credit. He's living in the age he's at, small town in Harrisonburg, Virginia, and has been enjoying the moment he's in. Not enough people do Relays, where they placed their sprint distan- relatively cloistered at the University of Virginia. He's that. ce medlevs and relays in IIK- lop ten. never had the opportunity of a Kereem Abdul-Jabbar Another thing. He's getting a degree in com- On Saturday, the women ran the mile ami in the Big Apple, a Wilt Chamberlain in the City of munications, and it's no back door or side door thing. two mile relays, taking third and litih Brotherly Love, or a Bill Walton in Tinsel Town, He's got one of the prestige rooms on the lawn. place, respectively. The mile relay of where they played against college and pro players on For years people went to see Thomas Jefferson's Caroline Cardon, Helen Banks, Kathy I it- local playgrounds while still in their teens. university, Monticello and all that goes with it. Well, tlejohn, and Laura Hanlon had a finishim* That kind of competitive edge matured them to Sampson has pushed Jefferson off the lawn. For four time of 4:12. Hanlon had her best split ever, reach their potentials early in life. But once Ralph gets years, it has become Ralph Sampson's, not Thomas ending up with a 61.5. The two mile relay of his competitive edge through pro ball, he'll be the Jefferson's, university. Banks, Littlejohn, Hanlon, and Mary Hum- greatest big man that ever played hoops. Great basket- After he leaves, Virginia goes back to a nice, com- phrey ran a 9:44. Yvonne Torrente threw a ball players are made from April through October, not fortable, academic environment again. They've had 37')" on the shot put, one inch off her best. November through March. That's when they get the their run, won the NIT, been to the Final Four of the Colleen Coogan also had an 11:56 for lor- edge on the competition. NCAA. And I believe they'll be taking their last dham in the two mile run and placed seventh. That's why it's called "The City Game." heavyweight trip to Albuquerque, New Mexico, for On Sunday, the sprint and distance Another reason Ralph is going to need some lime is the "Final Four" in late March. medleys carried the men to a sixth place because his upper body strength is only now coming Sampson is a lot like Kareem. Quiet, intelligent, his finish. Gil Valdes, Steve Facini, Peter Van through weight training and age. When you're 7 foot 4 own man. He likes to cook spaghetti, he makes some Bloem, and Kevin Kelly tallied 10:18 in the inches, all the vitamins go vertically rather than of his own clothes, likes to play softball on a mixed distance run, and George Mansfield, Pat horizontally. team, guys and girls. And he likes tennis, and when he Mills, Dan Harris, and Luis Ruedas, who But Sampson is awesome. There is no glaring gets to the net, he changes the racquet from his left tc held off two challengers in the stretch, ran a albatross in his arsenal. He's mobile, quick off his right hand, so there's no possible way you can get lh{ 3:37.3 in the sprints. feet. He intimidates. He can one-man zone the paint ball by him. The mile relay was fifth clicking a time of (free throw lane), and on the offensive end he can bot- The closeness of his family is unbelievable. 1 spoke 3:35. Kevin O'Connell, Pat Hafford, Tom tom it out from 18 feet. He can play facing or with his to his mother once. She's a cutter in a pan factory. Sh< Hickey, and Timmy Marshall ran, with Mar- shall getting his best time, a 52.3. Pat Mills back to the basket. And, he can put the ball on the told Ralph, "If you want to stay (in college) another was fourth in the 55 meter dash, with a 6.7. floor. year, I'll work another year in the pan factory." On Friday, the women travel to West Point I think, if there is a Nobel Prize out there for setting Thanks, Mom. But after this year, they could own that for a triple meet with Army and New York examples for young people, it should belong to Ralph pan factory. Tech, while the men go Saturday to the Sampson. He truly has put the degree ahead of the NOTE: Sampson had possibly his best individual ef- Olympic Invitational at the Meadowlands. moola. Red Auerback (president and general manager fort of the season scoring 35 points, grabbing 17 Fordham will send the mile and two mile of the Boston Celtics) offered him S400,000 after his rebounds and rejecting six shots in leading fourth relays. On Sunday, the men will go to the freshman year, Dallas offered 5800,000 after his ranked Virginia to a 98-81 victory over ninth ranked Met Intercollegiate Meet, sending the mile sophomore year. And last year, the Los Angeles Louisville, in a nationally televised game several weeks and two mile relays, as well as Facini in the Lakers offered him MGM, Warner Brothers, and ago. hurdles, Mills and Dan Harris in the dash, Terry Brennan in the 500 meter, Pat Con- r— WELCOME—| nelley in the 1500, and Chris Weimar in the \tormercilm\ 3000. Aqua Rams Fall Short 'FORDHAMGOES TO Meanwhile, the men turned in a fine effort by Jack Curry in a meet against Colgate (ranked 18th on the The Lady Ram's swimming team turned in East Coast) before losing as a result of the an impressive showing recently as they cap- last relay. The final tally was 63-50 and a MANHATTAN TO SEEK tured third place in the Women's triumph in the meet could have put the Rums Metropolitan Collegiate Championships. The into the Eastern Top 20. Lady Rams, members of the Eastern "The races were thrilling," said Ortof. REVENGE" Division, were awarded third place honors "We all thought it was a great meet." for the second consecutive year. Superior performances were turned in by ;i "1 thought that the girls were tough in number of Fordham swimmers. Two o! the every race," said coach Robert Ortof. "It best efforts were exhibited by sophomores U,T ,V.' fV.-M.M,, ,.,.| ;, ; || |y , m m )e On wo Bob Coakley and Chris Keady. sch ,..u .Kll -a , ,S| JoL and Rutgers) "Coakley and Keady were the keys to the BUS TRIP nad many more swimmers than us." meet with their performances in the distance Coach Ortof citeii ! rica Kaminsky and events," said Ortof. Susanna Patz as providing two fine perfor- Coakley took two first place finishes in the SPONSORED BY U.S.G. mances. He was also satisfied with the entire 1000 yard freestyle and the 500 yard freestyle squad. and Keady confined to be the team's most "All the girls did well, but Susanna and consistent swimmer as he finished second to Erica seemed to swim just a bit better," said Coakley in the 1000 and 500 yard events and Onof. added a third place finish in the 200 yard Fresh off the Metropolitan Championships freestyle. the weary Lady Rams came up on the short A small group of freshmen standouts aided end of a 79-70 meet against Colgate. the Fordham cause. Pat Derby and Peter Ironically, the Lady Rams set two school Ellard were the sparks that ignited this talen- Saturday, records in the 200 yard medley relay and the ted core. Derby and Ellard combined «nl' 400 yard relay even though they lost for the senior captain Steve Teixeira and fellow third time in ten decisions. freshman Vinny Reiiano to win the 400 yam February 12, 1983 Freshman Suellen Tighc had a field day medley relay. against the Red Raiders as she took part in Derby, trie team's most versatile swimmer, three first place finishes (200 yard freestyle, also look a second in the 200 yard individual 500 yard freestyle and the 200 yard freestyle medley and a third in the 200 yard backstroke relay) and a second place mark (1000 yard Buses leave at while Ellard placed third in the 200 yard in- freestyle). dividual medley and first in the X>0 yard Pat/, and Kaminsky continued their con- breaststroke. sistent swimming throughout the Colgate Another freshman, Robert Valdes- 2:00 p.m.-for meet. Both competitors were involved in the Rodriguez., was instrumental to the Kan^ record setting 200 yard medley relay while Patz also garnished two second place finishes success as he came in first in the 200 >aril 1't. • and Kaminsky added two second place terfly and third in (he 50 yard freestyle. "There will he no team in the last that Al11 basketball game at finishes and a first. 1 be able to take Fordham swimming M" - Juniors Carol Martin and Lisa Lienhardt next season," said Tei.xeira. also swam well as they were a part of the The youthful Rams, who fell to -v" *"h record setting 200 yard medley relay in ad- the loss, still have three meets remaining I'11 3:00 p.m. dition to placing in other events. lhc the year including a date with Senior Sue Amelio exhibited her multi- powerhouse Columbia L ions. faceted swimming ability with two first place The Colgate meet seemed to sum m< >'"•' finishes and two third place finishes. swimmer's season as they turned in .t'1 '•'• Watch for details in Li/ May, another freshman, also swam celliMit effort, but were just barely denied well with two second place marks and a first "With that race we earned -1 'l'; place finish. Junior Abbie Connolly, the w respect," said Ortof. "All teams thai :i" squad's only diver, placed third in [he one Me Gin ley Center come into Fordliam will be up to race .if'""' meter dive. us," THE RAM/THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 10,1983/19 Manhattan, by Steve Kelly, a relative of the squad's youngest member. "Nobody expec- girls and a three-time Kayak Olympian. ted me to do so well." Olympic "At first it was just a social type thing," Sullivan contined to do well. commented Sullivan. "It was a lot of fun At the 1980 Pan-American Games in meeting different people but above all it Mexico, she teamed with her younger sister Hopeful [kayaking] was something to do during the Barbara and finished first in the K-2 event. summer." "Those games were very important to us," by Jimmy Zanor Soon, however, the sport became more of Sullivan said. "We trained very hard for She has traveled to such places as Den- a challenge and Joanne began to take it them. We were absolutely thrilled and excited mark, Finland, Nova Scotia, Mexico and seriously, spending long, hot summer hours when we finally won." Joanne also finished Bulgaria. She has represented the United running, lifting special weights, and paddling second in the K-4 competition. (K-4 meaning States in international competition against on the open, still water. four members in a kayak as opposed to K-2 women athletes from Russia, East Germany, At the age of 14, Sullivan, now able to> which teams two in the boat). Cuba, and Canada, to name a few. And, if compete in the Junior World bracket (ages In the 1981 Junior World Competitions in all goes well and she continues to train hard, 14-18), traveled to Denmark for the pre- Bulgaria, Sullivan and three of her team- she just might wind-up at the 1984 Summer ( regatta, or pre-trials competition for the mates were semi-finalists in the K-4 event. Olympic Games in Los Angeles. Junior World Games which were to be held "After a while you develop your own Her name is Joanne Sullivan, a freshman in Finland. Joanne in her first international special technique, one factor can make the here at Fordham, and the sport she par- competition did "surprisingly well" by win- difference in winning or losing a race," she ticipates, or rather, excels in, is called, ning a couple of medals, and, when the trials said while demonstrating the simple kayak Kayaking." were over, she was headed to Finland as a technique, a technique that involves placing No, Kayaking is not an advanced form of member of the United States Junior World Joanne Sullivan the blade of the paddle into the water, Karate or any other Western athletic skill, nor Kayak Team. "I was really shocked when I Continued on page 17 is it the latest computer-video game delight. made that team," remarked Sullivan, the Kayaking is a water paddling racing sport that involves strength, speed, and endurance, not to mention a firm commitment to excel in a sport that is relatively unknown. Sullivan has made that commitment, and, as a result, she has climbed to the top of her field in only a few short years. "Kayaking is a great sport," said Sullivan, a resident of Manhattan. "It is a small, un- developed and unknown sport, yet it is very challenging. More people should take advan- tage of it." A kayak is a small, light canoe-type boat. The kayaks are specially designed to accom- modate one, two or four participants. The type of kayak-racing Sullivan is in- volved with is done on still, flat water, unlike white water kayaking whereby the kayak splashes it's way down wavy, frightening rapids, avoiding menacing rocks and skim- ming over threatening waterfalls. Joanne was introduced to kayaking in the fall of 1977 when she and her four sisters were invited to the Inwood Canoe Club, located on the banks of the Hudson River in Mens Hoop Continued from page 20 definitely should have stuck more foul shots," said Maxwell. "That's the key to the game right there." Bunt led all scorers wun 23 points while Springer added 14 points and 10 rebounds. . Maxwell, despite playing with a painful finger injury, had an all-around game with 16 points, 9 rebounds and 4 steals. Cooper and McCormick added 13 and 10 points, respec- tively. Rams Edge Dutchmen A win is a win is a win, to paraphrase an old saying. It was sloppy, slow-moving, and boring until the end but the Rams will take it and they did it in exciting fashion as Mike Cooper nailed a free throw with one second left to give Fordham a 45-44 victory over the Flying Dutchmen of Hofstra. "This was a very important win for us," said coach Penders. "Not just for Thursday (the Notre Dame game) but for the rest of the season." Indeed it was a game where For- dham proved they could bounce back from a heart-breaking loss and come from behind to win. The first half was slow as both teams played good defense and forced the opposing offense into a sloopy game. The quickness at the guard positions for both teams offset each other and Hofstra's big men, in the form of David Taylor and Chris Rankin, out- played Fordham's front-line and the Dutch- men forged a 27-24 lead. Maxwell was once again the offense for the Rams as he scored all of his game-high 13 points in the first half. The second half was a different story. "1 left the kids alone at halftime to talk it over among themselves," said Penders. "1 like to do that once in a while." Whatever Penders had to say must have taken its time to take effect as the Rams managed to fall behind by eight, 37-29, with 12:00 minutes remaining (o the game. But Fordham fought back behind the play of Dave Roberson. "Robie is starting to un- derstand his role on the team," said Penders. "I'm happy to see his leadership." Robie knocked in eight of his 10 points in the wcond half and kept the Dutchmen off the hoards with his strength. His eight foot jum- Per in the lane with 4:38 left brought the Kamsto within two, 42-40. Witli Hofstra up 44-42 Maxwell stole the "all and Cooper netted two tree throws to knot the score. Fordham regained control of the ball with 0:38 left and worked it down-to ;08 when Roberson took a shot. Cooper grabbed the rebound and was fouled with one second left. He missed the first but Jiil 'he second to give Fordham the win. JO IHr RAM 1HURSDAVRamSport ^BRUARY 10.1983 s Rams Bow To I on a; Nip Hoffstra , by Rich Thomaseili 23 with 2:34 to go. seemed to come apart at the seams: three Bob On Saturday afternoon at the Mulcahy The Rams then got the ball back after a Coleman layups and a Burtt jumper gave Center on the campus of lona College, the missed lona shot and guards Jerry Hobbie lona a 55-50 advantage with 8:00 minutes left Fordham Rams displayed heart and deter- and Mark Murphy, who were brought in at to play, their first lead since 16:42 of the first mination and still came up two points shy of the 6:00 mark to run the spread offense, half. knocking off conference rival lona as the combined for the last three points of the half. But the Rams fought back behind the Gaels defeated the Rams by a score of 66-64. Murphy canned one of the two foul shots and scoring of Maxwell and cut the lead to one, On Monday night a! the Rose Hill Gym, Hobbie took off from half court to score on 59-58, with 3:44 left. It was here that the Fordham showed a lot of character as they a beautiful drive to the hoop to send the game was decided. lona grabbed a rebound bounced back from Saturday's loss and came Rams to the locker room with a 33-23 lead. off a missed Fordham shot but Mike Cooper from eight points down to edge Hofstra 45- There were two keys to Fordham's im- turned in a heads up play when he forced a 44. pressive first half. One was the tremendous jump ball off Springer. Possession went to The Rams came out of the gate ready to pressure put on lona by the Rams man-to- Fordham. But with 2:54 left, junior Dave blow lona right off the court. After spotting man defense. The Rams forced 11 lona tur- Roberson missed two foul shots that would the Gaels an early 4-1 lead at the 17:10 mark, novers and neutralized the Gaels big men have given the Rams the lead. Fordham came back and held lona to just with McCormick holding MAAC All- From there the teams traded baskets. With two baskets in the next eight minutes and Conference forward Gary Springer to just a the Gaels up 65-64, Hobbie fouled Burtt with went on an 18-4 scoring spurt to grab a 19-8 pair of free throws. The second key was the 12 seconds left. Burtt hit the front end of a lead. Of the five Fordham starters on the ability of the Ram guards to break lona's full one-and-one but missed the second. With floor (Don McCormick, Mike Cooper, Dave court pressure. Fordham out of timeouts, Hobbie raced up Roberson, Tony Mclntosh and David Max- The second half opened with Fordham court and launched a 25-footer with 0:06 well) each had four points except Maxwell, going to a box and one defense to try to stop showing on the clock. His shot had two poin- who scored two and dished out an assist for Burtt. For the first ten minutes this seemed to ts written all over it but caught the front of another. work but it may have actually been For- the iron. Tony Mclntosh grabbed the At this point, lona's scoring machine, 6'2" dham's demise as Springer came to life. rebound but his shot danced off the rim and junior guard Steve Burtt, started to get hot. "When we ned big buckets we like to go to the game was history. Burtt, who is averaging 24 points per game, Gary," said lona head coach Pat Kennedy. "It's a tough game "to lose but the kids scored twelve of hte Gaels 23 first half points, "He's a money player." played their hearts out," said Ram head and his jumper with 3:15 left drew lona to Springer began to utilize his 6'7", 210 coach Tom Penders. "There wasn't one area within four, 26-22. But the Rams refused to pound frame inside to score off of missed except for free throws in which I didn't think wilt. A pair of Maxwell free throws and a shots and teamed up with sophomore for- we controlled." pretty back door layup by McCormick were ward Tony Hargraves to pull the Gaels to The Rams wound by shooting a dismal 14 Mike Cooper dunks at lona sandwiched around one free throw by lona's within three, 48-45, at the midway point of .for 26 from the line foi the name. "We Bob Coleman and the Fordham lead was 30- the second half. At this juncture the Rams Continued on page 19 Lady Rams Drop Three •nil by Mike Sheridan times offer: The Fordham Lady Rams played fine defense but could never quite -catch the St. Peter's Peahens in a 56-45 defeat last Wed- nesday at the Rose Hill Gym. This was the third loss in the last week for Fordham, who had earlier fallen to Princeton and Army. "We will have to have to play a very good zone against St. Peter's," said coach Cathy Coakley prior to the game, "because their guards are extremely quick." The Lady Rams did just what Coakley wanted as they slowed the tempo and stayed close to the Metro Atlantic Athletic Conference leading Peahens (19-2). The Peahens moved out to an early 7-2 lad on the strength of a full court pressure defen- se which created Fordham turnovers. But then the Lady Rams seemed to get a handle on the pressure as they got several easy baskets by beating St. Peter's downcourt. Ellen Jo Haskell came off the bench to give the Lady Rams a lift with her scoring (6 first half points) and defense. The Lady Rams i moved the ball well and drew to within a point at 13-12. But the Lady Rams could never get closer. •I ,'3 St. Peter's began to work the ball into cen- ter Cheryl Smack who hit several short hook shots, but Fordham countered with the shooting of forward Sharon Nast (14 points on the night to lead all scorers) and center Terri Vaccarino. The Peahens took a 27-24 lead into the locker room at hall'lime. 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