BLUEBOY ENTERTAINMENT FOR ALUMNI ‘3: JANUARY 1993 BLUEBOY TALK: WHAT’S REALLY IN THEIR PANTS VA-VA-VOOM! HOT YOUNG STUDS GRACE TREASURED CAROLINA LANDMARKS / TAR HEELS SEEK FIRST VICTORY AT . megilgg REYNOLDS ? IN THREE 111‘;ng 333$ YEARS SAFETY DROPS THE AL EX-TAR ESTRLFXE HEEL SCANDAL SAYS sfifii‘ffi WHAT'S DANGER ON Sm MIND WOLFPACK SINCE SPRING '91 SAME TIME NEXT YEAR become a tat-cat booster and one day sit yainly in my theater-style seat and I‘m an ayid dribbler. There is nothing applaud politely when my more satist‘ying to me than feeling a brand blue boys w in. new basketball. The pebbled surtace. The wide. rubber channel between patches ot Name and address w ithlield leather. The firmness of the airrt'illed MY FIRST MASSAGE bladder Each part ol a basketball tits JOB together to form a pert'ect source ol' first let me dest rihe myselt amusement for me. And I never thought I l'm a the loot tiye blonde with polity. would see the day that l would handle the red lips l atterid a prestigious .Sotitherii pert’ect ball. But luckily l found that uniyersity that as been destribed as the special ball during the my holiday closest thing to lleayen that can be louiid yacatton. on cartli Uh my god I‘m an -\ plus I went to a new playground with a student in physical therapy. and l'ye iiist couple ot triends a couple ot weeks ago. begun my lab course work l \c- been in and I will neyer lorget what happened the lab so much. like. don’t liaye .i lite When we got there. I could hardly belieye anymore. \rid like. I'm really getting: my eyes. There were so many basketballs worn out tiom working in the lab like. to choose trom. I Just stood in awe until eyeryone seems to be asking tor me to this ritce little Wilson N'(':\A model came giye therapy l‘llll [don't get Il l.llsl.'. how rolling my way. can anybody get any beiietit trom therapy It was like we were destined to be t'rom underneath a table. l don‘t mind the together. l picked the ball up and began lob I really don‘t lliit l do mind the bouncing it The ball lielt so light in my headaches l get lrom my head bouncing hands. I was in heayen. ott the bottom ot the table or desk. l.ike. Alter a tew minutes ot getting lto one told me about the side el‘lc‘c'ts ol acquainted with this ball I knew I wanted being a massage therapist like my |ob is to take it a step further so I took a shot at really satistying because I know I am the goal. I made it. I knew from then on I helping people. That’s all eyer waiit to could do anything I wanted with the ball do help people get better and it satisfy my every need on the court. And the more people l help. the better I We became one. the ball and me. I teel. Probably the best teeling l'ye had dribbled up the court. stopped and since I began physical therapy is helping popped. No one could hold me back. I this guy who said he was a l \t~ tootball was in control ot the game. l rnade shot player. He told me that he hurt all oyer So alter shot I dribbled around delenders seats at a basketball game. I always heard teley ision cameras pointing at tans around like. I opened the window and got the like they were standing still. l retrieyed that getting cotinside is the way to see a the arena. '\|l ol them were trained at the wind blowing. you know. and I started loose balls like I had a magnet in iriy basketball game in the state ot North lower leyel Not one was locused at the working. like totally hard to make llllll hand. I was king ol the court (‘arolina The students at N.(' State all student section. ls it me. or does il seem teel better l.ll\c’ l really wanted to make Alter seyeral hundred trips up and down hate lowerrieyel seating. but we at l‘\‘(‘ rather yarn tor all of these people to be liiiti leel better. so I massaged a little the court the game tinally ended. \1y don't. I had tic-\er seen a game lrotii up hogging the limelight. They aren't the true taster. l titiickeiied the pace I poured ttriie with this ball was oyer ldidn't want close until a tew weeks ago when l \(i tans They aren‘t the tans who make noise riiore oil ‘\|lil we were both wet '\nd like to leave the court. but l had to catch my was playing sortie no name teaiii lrom the and support our Blue l‘loys, 'lhese‘gtt cats we began slipping around each other '\nd ride home. We parted ways. but l will \ot‘lheast sit on their butts in cushy seats. w an to be I made litiii lcel good. and llt;tl made me neyer torget the tune l had with that ball -\s tisiial. my ticket placed me high iii put on teley tsioti by .l panning camera and ls‘c'l gtitytl The playground will always be one ot my the ralters ol Dean's l’alace. littt this time pay big but ks to the ldticatioii ll lc‘c‘ls good to lt‘c’l L'iiiitl. tondest memories ot my yacatioii. l‘ye I wasn't going to stand tor crappy seats l iiultdatiotl .rktler tinishing him ott. he slipped out ot already «lccltletl to go back to that The Usual wine .iiid cheese crowd was I was determined to make tlte best ol riiy my grip He said ('an l borrow a titiai'ter' playground tor riiy next yat ation to search thin this night. so l decided to make my moment in the depths ol the Dean Home. I\1otii said to call home when met an for that basketbill. I want to re liye that way to the lower leyel It must hay e taken I grabbed the seat I yelled tor my team I angel " time i had on the playground, me thirty minutes to get down to the clapped lor eyery great play, I watt lied the I said. ”lake. that is soooooo. romaiilic concourse troni my original seats. and so I game lc'an't belieye I'm. like. this lucky because Name and address withheld had to tatch my breath. a hard man is so good to liiid. ()r is that We don't \alue exercise much in ('hapel ll wits hllss. good to have',’ ()h well, like you get the Hill became its such a masculine pursutt meaning." IN THE CHEAP SEATS Anyway. I spotted a nice seat at As much as I tried though. l could not Just then. like this other massage counside that I had to have. I sauntered get anybody around me to cheer tor the therapist comes in and it Just happens to I love watching basketball players run down the steps and l admired the Heels. The only thing I receiyetl during be Jen. my sorority sister. She started up and down the court bouncing balls. cushioned. theaterrstyle seats. About that the game. except tor my \L‘ll'X‘dlhluCllttll. treaking out when she saw the guy "()h- Unfortunately. I haven't been getting my time. it linally sunk in why students were was a bunch of icy stares trom people I myrgod." she screamed. "This riian is fill lately. You see. I a student at l".\'(1 relegated to the upper deck and its hard. didn‘t know. and whose only link to my bleeding lrorn the crotch" Chapel Hill and they make us students sit plastic seats The boosters paid tor these existence. I presume. is a ('aroliiia degree "like. calm down. Jen' l said, ‘lhat s way up in the Dean Dome away trom the seats. And they paid a whole lot They I p until that moment. my only reason JUsl my Reylon action. We must be 2!)“ teet troni the paid to see the game lliey paid to hear lor liying was to get lower leyel seating in lipstick. court. We can't see anything. and I don‘t the game. They paid to smell the game the Dean Dome Now I not tor sure. My We all had a good laugh alter that like it. I pay good money to that school. But most ot all they paid to be on whole concept ot l'.\(‘ basketball was the least they could do is give me good television. blown that night. My psyche was crushed Name and address withheld I say this because I saw seyeral when l reali/ed that l was doomed to before by anyone, livrng or dead (unlike some of our l' - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - — - - 1 Sexual Ades competitor‘s merchandise). Some people say we‘re picky. Others say we can‘t I 0 0 How to purchase stay in business selling these exotic items at these I them without lust prices. Not only do we do that, but we also I embarrassment include full color instruction gurdes with all of our How to use them without causing massive items. so you know which hole to put them into and lA/I merchandise in Al & Eva 's trauma.