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The Sacred Texts: Episode II By Ari Berk and Joseph Rosegrant in May 2020 ​

TOSSUP 1: This person strayed from a mission on his home planet after running into his sister, Jenza, which ​ led his father to angrily declare that he had never wished to see this person again. Later on, this person’s master defeated a rampaging terentatek on Kashyyyk, a story which this person recounted in a vision. On ​ Florrum, this person asked Obi-Wan Kenobi to control Anakin’s “insolence”. This person defeated three Nightsisters disguised as at once while blinded and in his pajamas. Upon being trash-talked by a certain young Jedi Knight, this person responded with “Good, twice the pride, double the fall.” For ten points, name this Lord, the master of , who was killed by Anakin Skywalker above . Answer: (accept Darth Tyranus) ​ ​ ​ ​

BONUS 1: is the creator of , but he only directed four of the nine films. For ten points each, answer some things about the non-Lucas filmmakers behind the movies. a) This critically-acclaimed director of Knives Out also helmed several episodes of Breaking Bad, including ​ ​ ​ ​ “The Fly” and “Ozymandias”, which is considered one of the greatest episodes of television of all time. His foray into the sequel trilogy, though, was met with massive fan backlash. Answer: Rian Johnson ​ b) This other sequel trilogy director is otherwise known for his work as a director and producer of the most recent movies, as well as the Cloverfield franchise. He’s also known for his use of lens flares. Answer: J.J. Abrams ​ c) George Lucas gets his due credit for the greatness of Star Wars, but many people don’t know that Empire ​ Strikes Back, the most-worshipped film in the saga, wasn’t actually directed by Lucas himself. Name this ​ director of Episode V, also known for RoboCop 2 and being the inspiration for ’s face. ​ ​ Answer: Irvin Kerschner ​

TOSSUP 2: One of the languages spoken on this planet was the ancient tongue of ur-Kittât. This planet once ​ had a lush environment, but after it’s most-known inhabitants took up residence, the planet turned to wasteland. This dark world in the Unknown Regions had a different spelling in ancient texts, and Luke ​ ​ ​ Skywalker hunted for this planet years after Return of the Jedi. This planet’s signature nails-on-a-chalkboard ​ ​ lightning strikes are the result of the rubbing together of dust particles in its atmosphere. For ten points, name this stronghold of the Sith and hiding place of Darth Sidious and the Final Order in The Rise of Skywalker. ​ ​ Answer: Exegol ​

BONUS 2: In a way, the fall of the Empire could be entirely credited to one malfunctioning . For ten points each, name some things about that fateful droid transaction outside the Lars Homestead on . a) Owen Lars originally wanted to buy this red-accented astromech droid instead of R2-D2, until he purposely malfunctioned to ensure the purchase of R2-D2. He later found and joined the Rebellion and was seen back on Tatooine in . ​ Answer: R5-D4 ​ b) Both R2 and R5, along with C-3PO, were being peddled by these desert scavengers, who traveled in and could frequently be heard shouting “Utinni!” (meaning “come here”) at each other and potential clients. Answer: Jawas ​ c) R5 supposedly had a malfunction with this part that caused smoke to come pouring out of his body when he tried to roll over to Uncle Owen. In , the malfunction with this part manifested physically as ​ ​ R5 refusing to get off the couch and asking Luke to move out from in front of the TV. Answer: motivator ​

TOSSUP 3: When this person was sixteen, she was taken in by a mother and her son on the grassy planet of ​ Skuhl. This person started a romantic relationship with the son, Hadder, until both he and his mother were killed by the Empire. This person was left in a turret on Tamsye Prime, giving her trust issues she’d carry for ​ the rest of her life. Upon being asked years later, if she could “stand to see Imperial flags reign across the galaxy”, she retorted with “it’s not a problem if you don’t look up”. Despite her disillusionment with ’s guerilla warfare, she joined the in time for the assault on Scarif, which, while a success, led to her death in the arms of . For ten points, name this instrumental figure in the theft of the plans and protagonist of Rogue One. ​ ​ Answer: (prompt on “Erso”) ​ ​ ​ ​

BONUS 3: Such a charming man as Obi-Wan Kenobi would very easily make friends of all shapes and sizes. For ten points, name some things about a certain four-armed diner owner. a) This Besalisk chef identified the projectile that killed Zam Wesell as a Kaminoan saberdart and, when asked by Kenobi about the friendliness of the Kaminoans, replied with “well that depends on how good your manners are, and how big your pocketbook is.” Answer: Dexter Jettster (accept “Dex”) ​ ​ b) Dex’s Diner was located on this planet, whose surface was entirely covered by several layers of city. Answer: Coruscant ​ c) The diner was located in this area of Coruscant. This area was known as a run-down industrial zone. Answer: CoCo Town ​

TOSSUP 4: This person has a permanent scar from a fall she took while being carried away from a swarm of ​ venom-mites on Draboon. A mosaic of this person, who was born on the planet Kalevala, was stolen and vandalized by Maul; it now hangs in his shrine on Dathomir. A fan theory states that this person’s supposed ​ ​ ​ nephew, Korkie, is actually her illegitimate son. Preceding this person’s vicious murder, her killer vengefully growls “It was I who languished for years, thinking of nothing but you, nothing but this moment.” For ten points, name this pacifist Duchess of Mandalore and one true love of Obi-Wan Kenobi. Answer: Satine Kryze ​ ​

BONUS 4: He’s more than just a Vader wannabe with a torn heart. For ten points, name some things about the backstory of one of the best characters in the saga, . a) Kylo was born to and Leia Organa on this historically Rebel-aligned planet, which was also the homeworld of Mon Mothma. Answer: Chandrila ​ b) As part of his dark-side training, took Kylo to this location on the planet . When visited this location in Empire Strikes Back, he fought a vision of . ​ ​ When Kylo visited this location, he fought a vision of Luke. Answer: Cave of Evil (prompt on any other less specific answer involving a cave) ​ ​ c) Kylo was master of the shadowy organization known as the Knights of Ren. Name any of the other Knights ​ ​ who pursued and her companions during The Rise of Skywalker and were eventually slaughtered by ​ ​ Kylo at the climax of the film. Answers: Ap’lek, Cardo, Kuruk, Trudgen, Ushar, or Vicrul ​ ​ ​

TOSSUP 5) This creature shares ancestry with other nasties like rathtars. There is some debate over whether ​ this creature is in fact an animal or a plant, seeing as it spreads through spores that mature over the course of thirty thousand years. In canon, this creature could be found on Felucia as well as the planet on which it makes a film appearance, and in Legends, was nearly killed by a Togruta Jedi on Felucia using one of ​ these creatures. The best-known of these creatures resides in the Great Pit of Carkoon and nearly swallowed before (presumably) killing . For ten points, name this monster that Jabba the attempted to feed Luke Skywalker to in Return of the Jedi. ​ ​ Answer: ​

BONUS 5) The Mandalorian has some great moments, but we’re not here for those. For ten points each, name some ​ ​ things about one of the show’s most uninspiring episodes. a) The fifth episode of The Mandalorian sees Mando team up with this rookie bounty hunter, a true Chad ​ ​ chasing a bounty that was way out of his league. Answer: Toro Calican ​ b) That bounty was this woman, an outlaw who usually worked as a contract killer for the Hutts. This woman, played by Ming Na-Wen, was surprisingly killed by Calican when she suggested they team up against Mando. Answer: Fennec Shand ​ c) This episode, “The Gunslinger”, was directed by this man, who previously worked on Avatar: The Last ​ Airbender before getting a fateful phone call from Animation that led to his incredible work on ​ projects like Star Wars: the and Star Wars Rebels. ​ ​ ​ Answer: ​

TOSSUP 6) One instance of someone using this technique is preceded by several uses of Force Lightning and ​ the insults of “Your weakness will not be my downfall” and “A failed apprentice makes for a foolish master.” Although this technique is considered a dark side power, used this technique on a Trandoshan ​ Hunter after Kalifa was killed on Wasskah. Shockingly, the Child used this technique against Cara Dune onboard the Razor Crest after he saw Cara and the Mandalorian arm-wrestling. One use of this ability directly preceded ​ ​ Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi’s duel. For ten points, name this force ability frequently used by Darth Vader against incompetent Imperial officers. Answer: force choke (accept “force grip”) ​ ​

BONUS 6) Star Wars Rebels, although poorly received at first, has aged quite well and has some fantastic character ​ ​ arcs and plotlines. For ten points each, answer these questions about some high points of the show. a) Ahsoka duels her former master, Darth Vader, in an underground Sith temple on this barren planet. Yoda instructed to find this planet in order to learn how to fend off Vader and his Inquisitors, but instead, he, , and Ahsoka found Maul. Answer: Malachor ​ b) Later in the show, Ezra enters this spiritual plane, where he hears the voices of Yoda, Kylo Ren, and other influential figures from across the saga. From this place, he rescues Ahsoka from imminent demise by pulling her through a portal from Malachor to this place. They are then attacked with Sith magic by the Emperor. Answer: the World Between Worlds ​ c) This grassland planet is where the show begins and ends. It’s the homeworld of Ezra Bridger and the site of one of the Rebels’ greatest victories against the Empire, when Bridger and his friends defeated Grand Admiral Thrawn with the help of the purrgil, giant animals who could travel through hyperspace. Answer: Lothal ​

TOSSUP 7) This Jedi was one of those whose spirit spoke to Rey in her time of need on Exegol. He added the ​ line “Every Jedi who ever lived lives in you now.” A deleted scene from Revenge of the Sith shows Yoda ​ ​ speaking with this character, and although this scene was cut from the film, it appears in the novelization. After seeing the opee sea killer and colo claw fish devoured, this man famously said “There’s always a bigger ​ ​ ​ fish.” This man placed a bet with a Toydarian shopkeeper on Tatooine regarding the fate of a certain slave child, and would have gone on to train the boy had this man not been slaughtered by . For ten points, name this gray Jedi and master of Obi-Wan Kenobi. Answer: Qui-Gon Jinn ​

BONUS 7) We like memes, you like memes, everyone likes memes. For ten points each, name some prominent Star ​ Wars memes. ​ a) One variant of this meme has its central character plugging the often-advertised game Raid: Shadow ​ Legends, while another version of this meme combines it with the “oh, we’re using our made up names?” ​ meme from Avengers: Infinity War. ​ Answer: Rey Skywalker meme (accept obvious equivalents) ​ ​ b) This adorable “character” (merchandising opportunity) from The Mandalorian is a meme in and of himself. ​ ​ He quickly became an Internet darling used by everyone from your average TikTokers to Senator Ted Cruz to Donald Trump Jr. Answer: The Child (accept “Baby Yoda” because that’s the meme, although that’s really not his name) ​ ​ c) This meme, which comes from The Last Jedi, spawned variants such as “Qui-Gon Gym”, “Chancellor ​ ​ Palprotein”, and “Nute Gunshow”. Answer: Ben Swolo ​

TOSSUP 8) Although this person favored an energy bow as a weapon, she’s never seen using it on screen. ​ Years beforehand, at the Battle of Ansett Island, this person laid down her weapons and refused to fire on civilians, along with the rest of her company. They later settled on an ocean moon, where she met , Poe, and Rey and revealed her former numeric designation. At the end of The Rise of Skywalker, it seems that this person is ​ ​ implied to be Lando Calrissian’s daughter, but their interaction was later revealed to be indicative of Lando’s attempt to reunite kidnapped troopers with their families. For ten points, name this Company 77 member and First Order deserter, who bonded with fellow deserter Finn and participated in the Battle of Exegol. Answer: Jannah ​

BONUS 8) Sinkholes are rare on Earth, but plentiful on a certain prequel planet. For ten points each, answer the following. a) Name this Outer Rim planet, the location of Obi-Wan Kenobi’s successful mission to destroy . Answer: Utapau ​ b) Obi-Wan rides this varactyl dragonmount to chase down General Grievous on his wheel bike. She presumably dies when Obi-Wan gets shot off a cliff during Order 66. Answer: Boga ​ c) In an unfinished arc from The Clone Wars, Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan embark on a mission to ​ ​ Utapau and uncover a Separatist plot involving a giant one of these things, foreshadowing the creation of the Death Star. Normal-sized versions of these things could typically be found on the planet Ilum. Answer: kyber crystals (prompt on “ crystals”) ​ ​

TOSSUP 9) This person was also one of many Star Wars characters who have had poor relationships with ​ ​ ​ their fathers. He imprisoned his father’s spirit in a holocron on a planet from which he would later absorb all life. That planet, Medriaas, would be renamed Nathema, and its destruction granted this man near-immortality. He would go on to found the Eternal Empire on Zakuul, and began a war between the Sith ​ Empire and the . This man lost a confrontation with the Hero of Tython on Dromund Kaas and was finally destroyed by the Outlander in his own throne room. For ten points, name this Dark Lord of the Sith who turned and Malak to the dark side. Answer: The Sith Emperor, Vitiate, Valkorion, Tenebrae ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​

BONUS 9) There are more of us, Poe, there are more of us. For ten points each, name some lesser-known members of the in the sequel trilogy. a) This woman, portrayed by Carrie Fisher’s real-life daughter Billie Lourd, coordinated the evacuation of D’Qar and helped mutiny against Vice Admiral Holdo. Answer: Lieutenant Kaydel Ko Connix ​ b) This man, played by Greg Grunberg was a pilot during the Battles of Starkiller Base and Exegol, where he was ultimately shot down as Poe Dameron watched. In The Rise of Skywalker, he was hilariously ​ ​ admonished by Leia Organa and to be more of an optimist. Answer: Temmin “Snap” Wexley (accept “Snap”) ​ ​ c) This woman, a native of Warlentta, made a speech that officially promoted Holdo to leader of the Resistance while Leia was incapacitated during The Last Jedi. She also took part in the first onscreen gay ​ ​ kiss in Star Wars history. ​ ​ Answer: Commander Larma D’Acy ​

TOSSUP 10) This person was born in Rotorua and had a sister named Taini. This man first gained ​ widespread recognition after one of his characters was told, “You’re not in Guatemala now”. His most acclaimed role is that of Jake “The Muss” Heke, an abusive father, which he portrayed in the film Once Were ​ Warriors and its sequel. He also had a smaller role in Aquaman as Thomas Curry, Aquaman’s dad. This man has ​ ​ ​ been playing similar roles in Star Wars for significantly over a decade, although his debut to the franchise was as a ​ ​ simple man trying to make his way in the universe in Attack of the Clones. For ten points, name this New Zealand ​ ​ actor who portrayed . Answer: Temuera Morrison ​

BONUS 10) Brrrr! Answer some things about everyone’s favorite iceball in space, , for ten points each. a) The Rebel Alliance constructed a base with this codename on Hoth that they were forced to evacuate during the opening scenes of Empire Strikes Back. ​ ​ Answer: Echo Base ​ b) This monster attacked Luke Skywalker and his tauntaun, dragging Luke back to its cave for an evening snack. Luke escaped by cutting off its arm with his lightsaber. Answer: wampa ​ c) The wampa was replaced by this non-Star Wars monster in the retelling of Empire Strikes ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ Back. This furry, blue monster can usually be seen in the same show as entities like Snuffleupagus and ​ Count von Count. Answer: Cookie Monster ​

TOSSUP 11) This item was the final one of its type used by its creator. Although its exact date of creation is ​ not known, this item was certainly crafted prior to the Trade Federation’s invasion of . It measured 28 centimeters in length and was built to the highest standards, featuring a custom-designed hilt and an electrum finish. This weapon was first unveiled to the audience when its user held it to Count Dooku’s throat at the First ​ Battle of Geonosis. This weapon was used later in the battle to decapitate Jango Fett, and its owner wielded it when confronting Supreme Chancellor at the end of the Clone Wars. For ten points, name this purple-bladed weapon that Samuel L. Jackson requested so that his character could stand out in a crowd of Jedi. Answer: ’s Lightsaber (accept obvious equivalents) ​ ​

BONUS 11) The Clone Wars has fantastic, compelling villains like Maul and Ventress. And then it has these guys. ​ ​ For ten points each, name these one-off Separatist baddies. a) This shark-like Karkarodon general was first and last scene in the Mon Cala war, where he battled against Jedi Master Kit Fisto and was ultimately killed by Prince Lee-Char. Answer: Riff Tamson ​ b) This Harch admiral was a thorn in the Republic’s side at many battles, first appearing in the episode “Cat and Mouse”, where he controlled the blockade of Christophsis, and last appearing in “Unfinished Business”, where he was brutally maimed by Anakin Skywalker. Answer: Admiral Trench ​ c) This Phindian warden ruled over the Citadel on Lola Sayu with an iron fist. He was killed by Ahsoka Tano in order to save Tarkin’s life and, although the characters could not be more different, was voiced by James Arnold Taylor, better known for voicing Obi-Wan Kenobi. Answer: Osi Sobeck ​

TOSSUP 12) The Followers of Palawa created this discipline in order to battle the Jedi, who they blamed for ​ the devastation of their planet. This discipline allowed its users to shield their minds from regardless of whether or not they were force sensitive, making practitioners immune from the mental manipulations of the Sith and Jedi. This martial art was most famously used by Maul, who taught it to Dryden Vos of the ​ ​ ​ Crimson Dawn. Qi’ra also notably practiced this martial art, and she used it in the raid on Kessel to eliminate Pyke Syndicate leader Quay Tolsite. For ten points, name this unarmed combat discipline seen in Solo, and known in ​ ​ Basic as “steel hand”. Answer: Teräs Käsi ​

BONUS 12) The classification of the old Expanded Universe as “Legends”, while it gave Lucasfilm creative freedom, delegitimized a lot of quality storytelling. Answer some things about Jedi using only clues from Legends for ten points each. a) This Togruta Jedi Master, before Disney’s acquisition of Lucasfilm, technically had three canon deaths. ​ ​ One at the hands of General Grievous in a deleted scene, one by Darth Vader in his raid on the temple, and one by Starkiller on Felucia. Answer: Shaak Ti ​ b) This Cerean Jedi Master was the only Jedi allowed to marry due to the dearth of males on his homeworld. He also briefly took over the training of Anakin Skywalker due to Obi-Wan Kenobi’s presumed death at the Battle of Jabiim. Answer: Ki-Adi-Mundi ​ c) Supposedly, this Kel Dor Jedi was the only one to have ever defeated Yoda in a lightsaber duel, and he was also one of the only Jedi to learn the ability Electric Judgement, the light-side equivalent of force lightning. Answer: Plo Koon ​

TOSSUP 13) This person killed an Imperial officer simply for interrupting him. The actor who portrays this ​ character has supposedly broken three lightsaber props already in filming. That actor is best known for portraying another iconic villain, who runs the restaurant Los Pollos Hermanos in Albuquerque. This person ​ ​ ​ taunted The Mandalorian regarding the Night of a Thousand Tears, and revealed Mando’s real name onscreen for the first time. In once scene, he said “If you’re asking if you can trust me, you cannot,” and “The assurance I give is this: I will act in my own self-interest.” For ten points, name this former ISB agent, now a Moff of the remnant Empire and wielder of the darksaber in The Mandalorian. ​ ​ Answer: ​

BONUS 13) The Force is strong on Xbox One. For ten points each, answer these questions about the fantastic 2019 Star Wars game: Jedi: Fallen Order. ​ ​ ​ a) This former Padawan is the protagonist and playable character of Fallen Order. He, along with former ​ ​ Knight Cere Junda and pilot Greez Dritus, travels to places like Bogano, Zeffo, Kashyyyk, and Dathomir in search of a holocron containing the names of all Force-sensitive children in the galaxy. Answer: ​ b) Cal faced off against this Inquisitor, an ex-Jedi named Trilla Suduri who was apprenticed to and later betrayed by Cere Junda. She murdered the scrapper Prauf after he claimed that workers were expendable to the Empire, to which she responded “Yes, you are.” Answer: Second Sister ​ c) Cal also defeated this other Inquisitor, a hulking Dowutin who attacked Cal on Kashyyyk. She shrugged off the loss of her arm, telling Kestis to “just wait ‘til the isolation! Torture! Mutilation!” involved with becoming an Inquisitor. Answer: Ninth Sister ​

TOSSUP 14) This story was originally meant to be shared in an office, rather than where it actually took ​ place. A production of Squid Lake at the Galaxies Opera House served as the background for the final version ​ ​ ​ ​ of the scene in which this story is told. This story has spawned several memes, including one which states “Roses ​ are red, you have beautiful eyes” and then the opening line of this story. A line from this story was repeated in one of the opening scenes of The Rise of Skywalker, when one character threatens the teller of this story by saying “I ​ ​ killed Snoke, I’ll kill you.” That line, from this story, was “the dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.” For ten points, name this so-called Sith legend which Palpatine shared with Anakin, which was really just the story of Palpatine killing his master. Answer: The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise (prompt on less specific answers that mention Darth ​ ​ Plagueis)

BONUS 14) Known for its gladitorial arenas and insectoid aliens, Geonosis is one of the standout planets from the prequel trilogy. For ten points each, answer these questions about Geonosis. a) Geonosis is one of four onscreen planets in Star Wars to have these features. The other three are Lah’mu, ​ ​ D’Qar, and Aeos Prime. In addition, Ringo Vinda had an artificial one of these things. Answer: rings ​ ​ b) This Geonosian archduke oversaw the droid factories on Geonosis and gave the original plans for the Death Star to Dooku in Attack of the Clones. He, like all other Separatist leaders, was slaughtered by Darth Vader ​ ​ on Mustafar in Revenge of the Sith. ​ Answer: Poggle the Lesser ​ ​ c) During a dogfight with Obi-Wan-Kenobi in the Geonosian rings, Jango Fett deployed these awesome-sounding explosives which expelled a bluish ring of energy that destroyed many asteroids. Answer: seismic charges ​

TOSSUP 15) This person unexpectedly showed a soft side in referring to someone close to him as his ​ “punky-muffin”. In Spaceballs, the version of this character died after being trapped and eating ​ ​ himself to stay alive. This person enjoyed performers including Sy Snootles and once asked the Jedi for help ​ tracking down his son, Rotta. He fell asleep during the Boonta Eve Podrace and loved sending people who angered him to tangle with his pet rancor. For ten points, name this repulsive Tatooine crime lord who was finally strangled by Leia Organa in Return of the Jedi. ​ Answer: Jabba Desilijic Tiure (accept “”) ​ ​

BONUS 15) And now for the honorary “the sequels look pretty” bonus series! Answer some questions about the beautiful planets of the sequel trilogy for ten points each. a) This gorgeous desert planet was home to the Aki-Aki species and the Festival of the Ancestors. Ochi of Bestoon, a Jedi hunter, crashed his ship on this planet, where it was discovered by Rey and her friends. Answer: Pasaana ​ b) Wadi Rum, in this real-world country, served as the filming location for Pasaana. It was also used to film scenes on Jedha in Rogue One, Mars in The Martian, and Arrakis in Denis Villenueve’s upcoming Dune ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ reboot. Answer: Jordan ​ c) This moon from The Rise of Skywalker was pivotal in the events of the film. Rey and Kylo Ren had a fierce ​ ​ duel amongst its massive waves and Death Star ruins, and, minutes later, Kylo threw his crossguard lightsaber into the sea and became Ben Solo. Answer: Kef Bir ​

TOSSUP 16) In Genndy Tartakovsky’s Clone Wars miniseries, now classified as Legends, this person is shown ​ ​ ​ constructing her lightsaber. Minutes later, this person and her master are attacked by droids, and its shown that her bond with her master is so deep that their movements are perfectly synchronized in battle. In the canon The Clone Wars series, she claims that she’s learned that “trust is overrated” and “the only thing the ​ ​ Jedi Council believes in is violence.” She force-choked Letta Turmond from behind a wall and was behind a plot to ​ bomb the Jedi Temple with nanodroids. For ten points, name this Mirialan ex-Jedi, apprentice to Luminara Unduli, and former friend of Ahsoka Tano, who attempted to frame Ahsoka for terrorism. Answer: Barriss Offee ​

BONUS 16) are fuzzy but fearsome. For ten points each, name some things about everyone’s favorite man-eating teddy bears, who were instrumental in the Rebel victory at the Battle of . a) This stumbled upon an unconscious Leia Organa and threatened her with his spear before she offered him food. Answer: Wicket W. Warrick ​ ​ b) The Ewoks in Return of the Jedi lived in this treetop village on Endor. This village appears in the video ​ ​ game Star Wars Battlefront II as a playable map. ​ ​ Answer: Bright Tree village ​ ​ c) In the original cut of Return of the Jedi, the Ewoks sing this victory song after defeating the Empire. It was ​ ​ cut and replaced in the special edition, but in Family Guy’s retelling of the movie, Han asks Leia to save ​ ​ this song for a dance with him, then realizes this song’s title sounds a little dirty and adds on that she can shave this for him too. ​ Answer: Yub Nub ​

TOSSUP 17) Members of this organization were played by Indonesian actors from the popular action movies ​ The Raid and The Raid 2. Although his name isn’t said on-screen, Razoo Qin-Fee is the second-in-command of ​ ​ ​ this organization. The leader of this group’s name, Tasu Leech, is said by Han Solo, followed by an awkward ​ “good to see you.” Although they had a rivalry with the more technologically-advanced Guavian Death Gang, they put aside their differences to collect debts from Han Solo, who claims he “never made a deal with [this organization].” For ten points, name this criminal gang from The Force Awakens, one of the two groups who had to ​ ​ fight off rathtars after coming to shake down Han Solo for money he owed them. Answer: Kanjiklub ​

BONUS 17) Padmé Amidala isn’t foolish enough to be as outspoken as she is without protection from a loyal entourage. For ten points each, name some members of Padmé’s security team. a) This man was her head of security in Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith. He begged Padmé to let ​ ​ ​ ​ him come with her to confront Anakin Skywalker on Mustafar, but she turned him down. Answer: Captain Gregar Typho ​ b) This woman served as a decoy of Padmé in The Phantom Menace. She was portrayed by Keira Knightley ​ ​ when the filmmakers discovered her uncanny resemblance to Natalie Portman. It was actually this woman, and not Padmé, who wore the Queen’s clothing to ask Boss Nass for help defeating the Trade Federaion Army. Answer: Sabé ​ c) This man was Padmé’s head of security in The Phantom Menace. He accompanied the Queen to Tatooine ​ ​ and was part of the liberation of Naboo in Episode 1. This man was eventually succeeded by his nephew Typho as head of security. Answer: Captain Quarsh Panaka ​

TOSSUP 18) In one of this man’s first missions, he asked a captain for permission to take point, to which that ​ captain said “I’m always first, kid.” On a later mission, that captain told this man that obeying a general was about honor, and not just following orders. Information on this clone’s activities was locked away under clearance code 8108 and later accessed by his former commander, Ahsoka Tano. On Umbara, this clone was ​ court-martialed by General Pong Krell and nearly executed by his own squad. Later, this clone befriended the droid AZ-3 on Kamino and discovered many of the machinations that would lead to Order 66. For ten points, name this ARC trooper who served with the 501st and was killed on Coruscant before he could expose Darth Sidious’s plot to destroy the Republic and Jedi. Answer: Fives (if player answers “CT-5555”, accept it but respond with “Fives, the name is Fives!”) ​ ​ ​ ​

BONUS 18) Staying on topic, The Clone Wars gave clone troopers, otherwise best known for being a faceless CGI ​ ​ army who slaughtered their own generals, distinctive and powerful character traits and story arcs. For ten points each, name some clones with especially strange or interesting arcs. a) This clone deserter looked after an injured on Saleucami. After deserting the Grand Army of the Republic, he married a Twi’Lek woman, Suu Lawquane, and had two children, Shaeeah and Jek. Answer: Cut Lawquane ​ ​ b) This 501st Legion medic looked after the “defective” clone Tup and later discovered the extent of Order 66 before being abducted by the Separatists and put in stasis. He awoke fifty years later as presumably the last living clone and joined the crew of the pirate Sidon Ithano. Answer: Kix ​ c) This 501st clone served under the disastrous reign of Pong Krell on Umbara and struggled with whether it was moral to disobey orders. Although he threatened Rex and the other mutinying troopers at gunpoint in “Carnage of Krell” this clone ended up being the one to pull the trigger on the traitorous Jedi in the end. Answer: Dogma ​

TOSSUP 19) This place is ruled by the Contessa Alyssindrex, whose husband is rarely seen in public. Kedpin ​ Shorklop won a trip to this place from a magazine competition, and luxury speeders like the Streetboss 50-50 and Growler-556 can be seen on the streets of this place before their destruction in a chase sequence. A resident of this place got some of our protagonists arrested for a parking violation, but they escaped jail with ​ the help of a shady resident of this place, who was played by Benicio del Toro. Temiri Blagg, a slave boy who looks after fathiers in this place, is revealed to be a Force user when he pulls a broom to him at the end of the film this place appears in. Rose Tico and Finn seek out the Master Codebreaker in, for ten points, what city seen in The Last ​ Jedi, known for its casino and fathier racetrack? ​ Answer: Canto Bight (accept “Cantonica” before the word “city” is read) ​ ​

BONUS 19) Luke Skywalker gets all the glory, but the Rebel Alliance has more than one hero in its starfighter corps. For ten points each, name some other pilots who flew with the Rebels during the Galactic Civil War. a) This Tatooine native and old friend of Luke’s cheerfully greeted him when he arrived at the 4 base, but was killed by Darth Vader near the end of the trench run on the first Death Star. Answer: Biggs Darklighter ​ ​ b) This Corellian defected from the Imperial flight academy with the help of Sabine Wren and later flew during the attacks on both Death Stars and the defense of Echo Base on Hoth. He also made a brief appearance at the Battle of Exegol, coming to the rescue with the rest of Lando Calrissian’s reinforcements. Answer: ​ ​ c) This obese and awfully-named pilot was killed during the trench run on the first Death Star. A starfighter maneuver named after this person, the “Belly Run” was later used by Resistance pilots. Answer: Jek Porkins ​

TOSSUP 20) Although she wasn’t truly needed, this woman’s job was to clean computer memory devices. ​ This woman appeared in a vision on a strange planet, but transformed into a horrible monster when the recipient of this vision saw through the deception. This woman once said that change can’t be stopped, any more than one “can stop the suns from setting”. Years before she said this, she and her son were traded fromo ​ Gardulla the Hutt to another master. Later in life, she married Cliegg Lars, but their happiness was short-lived, as she was kidnapped and brutally tortured by . For ten points, name this enslaved woman and mother of Anakin Skywalker. Answer: Shmi Skywalker (prompt on “Skywalker”) ​ ​

BONUS 20) Poe Dameron is very heterosexual, people. For ten points each, answer some questions regarding a certain helmeted, purple-clad gunslinger that Poe desperately wanted to make out with in The Rise of Skywalker. ​ ​ a) This former spice runner was an old acquaintance of Poe Dameron. When held at lightsaber point by Rey, she casually says “Not that you care, but I think you’re OK.” Answer: Zorii Bliss ​ b) Our heroes ran into Zorii on this mountainous planet, which was also home to Babu Frik, a black-market droidsmith who erased C-3PO’s memory so he could read an inscription on a Sith dagger. The Thieves’ Quarter, a neighborhood renowned for general seediness, was also on this planet. Answer: Kijimi ​ c) Zorii was played by this actress, best known for her roles as Elizabeth Jennings on the FX drama The ​ Americans and Felicity Porter on the WB drama Felicity. ​ ​ ​ Answer: Keri Russell ​