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2nd SIGNAL REGIMENT

KABUL ICS TP the Sangars, but to actually go out and mix with the locals was humbling to say the least. A DEPLOYED CHRISTMAS - by LCpl ‘Bruce’ Forsyth The festive season came and went in a flash, the Det managed to The festive season is normally a time to relax and unwind. It is squeeze in some Christmas cheer. Christmas Day started with also a period where family and friends get together, over- LCpl Kev Cameron handing out Secret Santa gifts to all, home indulging in food and alcohol. However, whilst deployed we are made woolly , playboy lamps, recycled raffle prizes and some not afforded this luxury, work and operational tasks carry on as ‘unmentionables’ were among the gifts. This was then followed normal. To make the best of the situation LCpl Danny Hayley by the traditional dinner; the juniors were extremely privileged to organised a 5-a-side World Cup, inviting all nations that have a have DCOM ISAF assisting the other seniors in serving their meal. presence at HQ ISAF to attend. The ICS Det entered 2 teams, one of them making it through to the final, only to be beaten by a Boxing Day saw a charity ‘fun run’ by a small group of individuals Macedonian team 8 – 7 on penalties. for ‘Afghan Heroes’, anything goes was the theme. Our very own Sig Thompson participated and he managed to be only one of 2 Christmas lunch was fun, with the Tp hierarchy doing a splendid to complete the 5 laps of Camp! Too much Xmas pud. job of serving the junior ranks their dinner as is the ’s tradition. The junior ranks behaved themselves, not a sprout to It is only now, as we conclude our handover preparations, that we be thrown! can fully appreciate all that has been achieved. The Det inherited 2 Reacher Dets, one providing the operational link, the other The day ended with a Christmas falling apart due to a need for Party, with all nations invited. It spares. This deficient Det is started with DCOM ISAF, Lt Gen now fully kitted out and James Bucknall CBE, presenting operational as and when the trophy to the Macedonian required. This turn around is a 5-a-side World Cup winning side. credit to the Det Comds and Other key activities were a free Maintainers who have spent raffle and a Piñata. LCpl Steph many a long hour rectifying McMaster and Sig Kabin Shahi faults and installing the various created the Piñata in the shape of equipment needed to get them a reindeer to remain with the working. Sgt Dean Forsyth festive spirit. Capt Ian Fawcett considered it his “second was the willing volunteer for calling home” for a long time, the out the raffle, in which the only experience he has gained is person from the ICS Det to win priceless, although extremely anything was Sgt Stu McCluskie, emotional at times! who, for some strange reason, Configuration management is seems to win absolutely now well under way; we have a everything. superb comprehensive database to pass on to 3DSR. It is hard to believe that in just a few weeks we shall be bidding a LCpl Forsyth making some technical adjustments The rest of the tour has been fond farewell to HQ ISAF. We have the usual fault rectification and achieved a great deal in our short time here, from projects work on ICS improvements. The COMCEN Ops have worked of the Network Control Centre build and the Embassy hard in support of the Det, they have their own responsibilities re-structure, to raising over $5,000 for charity by completing the and tasks to complete, but have found the time to get cross ‘Kabul Marathon’, not including our normal day to day routine of trained on the various IT systems to assist the CSE’s. delivering ICS to the British Military at HQ ISAF. We feel that we have done the Corps, Regt and Sqn proud and are ready to pass It has been extremely beneficial to have them on standby when on the torch that is HQ ISAF ICS Det to 3DSR. required. Sig ‘Woollyback’ Woolley has found a new vocation during his time on tour and we believe that he should get CAMP SOUTER ICS DET - by Sgt Dean Forsyth ‘Storeman of the Year' award, he has made huge progress in changing the stores system within the ICS det as a whole, his In a few weeks the second CSR will be in KABUL and we will fresh new ideas going against the grain of ‘stores are for storing’ begin our handover. Our tour has been challenging, the Det has has been a revelation. worked hard and the pace has been fast. However, the constant support provided by the Det and the Tp as a whole, has resulted Souter ICS Det will certainly look back with pride as we depart, in the tour flying by. all of us will have many memories for years to come of our time here. The beginning of December saw the final Humanitarian Aid Drop take place. Members of the detachment were able to be released CHRISTMAS AT KABUL INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT (KAIA) to join in the pleasure of ‘giving’ to the local community. It is rare ICS DET - by LCpl ‘Welly’ Welburn that we get the chance to go outside the confines of the Camp, of course they are familiar with the surroundings from their time in December is usually a month to wind down and to celebrate

2 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 pleasure of travelling in, or had the use of, their vehicles. This was reflected in an ECI inspection which described it as “the best MT in Theatre”. The IT skills of the whole department has been tested to the extreme in producing an enormous amount of MT paperwork to bring the Dept in line with current regs.

The MT provide the vehicles, however the actual movement of personnel and equipment throughout the Kabul AO has been the responsibility of whichever 13-Man multiple is currently on the MT element of its continual 6-day rotation. A typical day has seen anything up to a total of 8 separate details being carried out, each requiring its own pre-move orders for all vehicle crews and its passengers, before moving off into the city of Kabul.

A driving experience that is impossible to simulate during pre- deployment training, the rules and regulations of the road are almost non existent, two-way traffic, at times 8 vehicles wide moves at speed, with each driver having their own reason for being the first to get where they need to be. Cpl Boothman and Sgt Forsyth carrying out some Reacher maintenance The learning curve for all drivers and commanders has been immense, and to their credit, led by SSgt Bruce Morrison, Sgt Christmas and New Year with the odd party or two. However we ‘Tommo’ Thompson and Sgt Dilchandra Ghale, each multiple saw no letup as new equipment had to be installed and projects has adapted to the unique operating environment with completed in preparation for the ARRC arriving in early 2011. consummate ease. Incidents have been few and far between and all have been dealt with in a manner that removed any possibility Before we knew it Christmas day was upon us and the Det of escalation. The language barrier has been the major factor to celebrated it in this multinational environment with a late start and be overcome in any incident. The SOP of talking slower and trying to fit in a 3 course dinner around work. We managed to louder, which works when ordering a beer on holiday in Spain squeeze in the opportunity to phone loved ones, to wish them a simply does not work here. The use of interpreters has been an Merry Christmas and to see if Santa had brought them everything essential skill, not only for Multiple Commanders but all members that they wished for. Despite the routine being work as usual, we of the . did manage to get together to enjoy a customary Xmas movie during the evening. When not on MT taskings the other duties carried out by the multiples have been the security of Camp Souter, which requires The New Year celebrations were a strange international affair, the manning of 7 Sangers, 24 hours a day. This has been the being invited to the Belgian Bar to see the Old Year out and to least attractive element of the tour for all the guys, spending 6 welcome in the New Year with a toast of non-alcoholic beer. The hours on 6 hours off over a 48 hour period manning a sanger has highlight of the evening seemed to be some irate Belgians tested the mind and body in equal measures. However, to their jumping up and down in a head banging style, seeming to credit, not one single person has ever complained. Ok, that last celebrate the fact that the lights were back on after a brief power sentence isn’t strictly true and the union representatives, or more outage. accurately Multiple Commanders and 2 I/C’s have provided a constant supply of good ideas!!! Looking back at the tour it has been a huge success. All personnel on the Det have learnt an immense amount, be it a The third and, probably, the most interesting element of the task greater understanding of our comms systems or the experience here has been the QRF. During this rotation the Multiple has of working with our coalition partners. One of our most notable carried out Ground Defensive Area patrols in an area covering projects has been in preparation for the ARRC arriving in January, approximately 8 square kilometres and commonly referred to as resourcing equipment, installing it and ensuring that the ARRC staff have all there necessary ICS when they start work.

Alas our time is drawing to a close, with the second CSR, 3DSR, poised and ready to take over in the forthcoming weeks. It will most definitely be a sad day when we depart KAIA for the last time, we have grown rather attached to the place. We shall all look back in the years to come and remember our time here with the good times far outweighing the bad.

SOUTER FORCE PROTECTION AND TRANSPORT COMPANY

OC Maj M Fleming Ops Offr Capt T Sekhon Ops WO SSgt C Stansfield

END OF TOUR - by SSgt Stansfield

As we approach the end of a long and at times arduous op tour in Kabul, the tempo of life on Camp Souter continues at its usual breakneck pace. The MT are probably busier now than at any The OC assisting with the Humanitarian Aid Distribution other time as they attempt to co-ordinate the movement of 3DSR into theatre, moving them to the numerous locations throughout the “Souter Box”. This has provided many opportunities to put the city whilst still maintaining vital transport support. into practice the numerous skills taught during pre-deployment training, including mounted and dismounted patrolling, cultural Led at all times by SSgt Steve McBride, ably assisted by Sgt awareness, navigation and the black-art of Bowman HF comms!!! Paddy Porter and his team, the MT has had an excellent tour, receiving praise from just about every visitor who has the During the operation many adjustments have been made, the

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 3 mapping improved and reference points given to prominent Afghanistan at the beginning of Op HERRICK 13 under the locations. Imaginatively naming the reference point’s in-line with command of newly promoted Lt Bell. On arrival into Theatre the Pubs and Clubs in York, it hasn’t been uncommon for a patrol to Tp completed its Reception Staging and Onwards movement stop at the Nags Head before moving onto Reflex. Next time the package and Integration (RSOI). With little time to acclimatise to guys do that hopefully they won’t require Osprey Body Armour. the blistering sun and extreme temperatures a few Tp members It has been during the Patrolling phase that the majority of Military became affected by the heat with a number of individuals Aid Civil Effect (MACE) has taken place. This has ranged from suffering from early signs of heat exhaustion. Luckily no one was handing out basic aid packages consisting of food and clothing, affected too badly and with extra salt and fluid intake everyone to rebuilding and equipping a number of local schools. All made a hasty recovery. organised by the Pied Piper himself, SSgt John Stephenson, the impact this work has had on the local community cannot be After RSOI the Tp re-grouped in KAF with it’s 5* luxury overstated. The feedback from the local Maliks and Elders has accommodation and took over the running of the multinational been that the work done has changed many people’s lives for the RC(S) HQ. The Tp worked in 2 specific areas in the HQ, the better and provided the opportunity for the local children to study Telemechs’ moved to working alongside their Dutch counterparts, in relative comfort and safety for the first time. whilst the rest of the Tp deployed from the main Technical Support Team office encompassing all areas of RC(S) including None of the work already Camp Hero, Panjwa’i, Camp Nathan explained could take place Smith (CNS), FOB Walton and the without the organisation and Joint Regional Afghan National planning provided by the Ops Police Centre (JRAC). Team ably assisted by the Sigs Almost immediately 2 small teams Det. From the very first day in from the Tp deployed to CNS, a Fwd Theatre they have worked HQ Det headed up by Sgt Necrews incessantly to ensure the and a Kandahar Provincial Multiples and MT have all they Reconstruction Team (KPRT) Det require to carry out their tasks. headed up by Sgt Colling. The team roles were slightly different, the The J2 Int piece has grown Fwd HQ Det provided the go immeasurably over the past 6 between comms support for Brig months in the hands of SSgt Gen Hodges (US), a tough job at Chris Hoggard, who has now times, however, LCpl Hughes still become the J2 focus for all managed to squeeze in plenty of British, and at times multi- time by the swimming pool! national, elements in Kabul. Meanwhile the KPRT Det provided The Ops Room has been the service desk support to all of the managed with unnerving staff users at CNS which efficiency by the Ops , Multiple K20 preparing for a patrol predominately consisted of Canadian Capt ‘Taz’ Sekhon, his intellect and American Officers has belied his REME badge and he has solved countless problems which can occur on a daily basis when managing so Our greatest challenge followed the decision to deploy a Tac HQ many assets in an operational environment. to Panjwa’i. The main struggle came from the lack of interoperability between different nationalities comms equipment, His time management has been second to none, especially where and fitting all the equipment is such a small FOB location. The sleep is involved. At all times the Ops Room is manned by a base itself was deep in the Taliban heartland so you could forgive member of the Sigs Det monitoring a multitude of comms the initial nerves of the Top. systems, including, secure HF and insecure VHF which track all British, Canadian, and at times US call-signs on the ground in With SSgt Jones managing G4 issues and Sgt Turnbull the G6, Kabul. we overcame all the problems that arose out of a move of this kind, contributing heavily to its success. The new TAC HQ At times there can be upwards of 20 call-signs all requiring allowed for greater co-ordination between Afghan National situational awareness from Cpl ‘Oz’ Hoszowskyj and his team. The whole operation is overseen by the OC Maj Mick Fleming, often found on patrol, ensuring the boys are always on their toes. When not on patrol he has spent a large part of the tour, as with pre-deployment training, “thinking”. Most of these thoughts progress to a good idea which then turns into a task during the next meeting!!!

Altogether it has been an excellent operational tour for all members of SFPTC here in Kabul. From day one of the training in January 2010 to now every Soldier and Officer has had a part to play, it is now time to hand over the reins to 3 DSR.

Whether it was collecting a VIP from the airport, moving essential stores during the night, patrolling on foot in 40 degree heat, delivering humanitarian aid to the local community, manning a sanger in the middle of the night, repairing defences on the camp perimeter, ensuring vehicles were made available at a moments notice, analysing critical intelligence reports to ensure everyone Members of Falcon Tp at KAF raising money for the KET was aware of the latest threats, or simply ensuring the Ops Team always had a brew on the go, it has been a huge team effort. An Security Forces (ANSF) and ISAF, adding to the success of Op experience that will never be forgotten by those involved. MOSTARAK 3A and 3B. It also provided the Tp with a wealth of experience and was a fantastic opportunity for all involved, REGIONAL COMMAND SOUTH HQ, KAF - by Sig Perkins gaining high appraisal from a 2* level!

Falcon Tp 219 Sig Sqn deployed to Kandahar Airfield (KAF), We were fortunate enough to have seen the long awaited move to

4 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 the JRAC. Despite this move having been talked about for at Gereshk, to provide comms support to the Danish BG HQ and 6 least a year, little in the way of action had been seen. In the final different PB and FOB locations. These locations fell under the weeks of Falcon Tp’s tour, Sgt McNally (16SR) and his team Command of Combined Force Nahr-e-Saraj (North). As soon as co-ordinated the shift of comms equipment from FOB Walton to our Det arrived in Gereshk we took over from the outgoing unit the JRAC. This was an extremely high profile job and required from 16 SR. From day one we felt the pressure and workload detailed planning to ensure that comms were available for the that was already waiting for us. The high temperatures were not ANSF at all times. in our favour, leading to many sleepless nights fixing kit and equipment which refused to work due to the conditions. Life back at KAF was somewhat different; Friday became the ‘Battle of the Nations’ to see who could hold onto their pride and Our task was to provide comms sp to all users in our HQ and esteem for another week competing in an array of sporting events associated locations. This ranged from basic terminal such as volleyball, basketball and ice hockey! Whilst WO2 QMSI management, to building a new comms infrastructure, providing Maddox adjusted to life out of the gym, the tempo within the HQ voice and data services for users and carrying out daily itself dealt a constant supply of work. Lt Bell had a brainwave maintenance of all comms assets like Reacher, Overtask and and suggested the Tp raise money for the Kohima Educational Promina. Trust (KET) by cycling 3470 miles from Kandahar to Kohima (and back) in 7 days! Whenever there was a fault in a comms system Det personnel were deployed to provide the 1st line support. On top of that we The event was run over 3 locations (Panjwa’i, CNS and KAF) for provided manpower for force protection, Sanger duties and any maximum participation. It extra task that arose, adding the utmost involved cycling on exercise value whenever possible. The bikes in order to reach the deployment was challenging and very required distance, Sig busy, without the hard work of everyone Henderson becoming ‘lead in the Det and support from the Sqn HQ cyclist’, covering far more in Camp Bastion we could not have distance than most. The hoped to provide the outstanding level eventual outcome saw the Tp of service we were credited for. An raise just under £2,500. The achievement we are all rightly proud of! tour was a first for most and overall a huge success. From trade training, numerous Falcon Tp took many steps exercises, to the final pre-deployment forward by providing a reliable ex in Scotland and then Ops, we have platform to establish resilient crossed many milestones. As a soldier and robust comms before and signaller it has been a huge leap in eventually handing over to 10 experience and knowledge. The Det are Mountain Division (MTD). proud of what we have achieved and Following the take over of 10 would like to pass on a thank you to our MTD the Tp split, some Sanger duty, one of the many extra duties at a FOB or a PB families’ and friends who have individuals returning back to the supported us throughout. Regt in York whilst a number were reinvested into RC(SW) to gain more experience within an operational environment. We all feel that this tour has been a total success. The comms support that we have provided has contributed to the success of LIFE IN FORWARD TROOP (FWD TP) - by LCpl Rabin Gurung operations allowing ISAF forces to make a difference to lives of the Afghan people. Deploying to a forward location such as a FOB or PB and being able to ply your trade is an exciting and challenging prospect for CORSHAM CREW MEMORIES - by Cpl Vaughan any Signaller. Therefore serving within the Fwd Tp of Helmand ICS Sig Sqn was an After 7 glorious months based at Corsham, the Tactical Satellite exciting prospect Communication 506 base and the Deployed Operational Network for myself and all Systems team are ramping up for the hand over/take over to involved. The Fwd 3DSR during mid Feb. Now that the rest of 2 Sig Regt have Tp comprised of safely withdrawn from Op Herrick 13 we are currently ensuring a 246 Gurkha Sig smooth ‘bedding in’ period for the newbie’s from 3 DSR. Sqn personnel. Over the Christmas period, those of us who were available and The Sqn took the not on shift decided to make the most of the festive period and role of Helmand booked into accommodation similar to a static caravan at the ICS Sig Sqn, tasked Cotswolds Centre in Corsham. We managed to sit down to a with enabling Christmas dinner, exchange our Secret Santa gifts and then get strategic comms to ready once again for the night shift. A big thanks goes to Sgt optimise command Vicci Lomax’s dad for being chef for the day! and control of UK and NATO force With work getting back to normal after New Year, staff were elements operating returning back to the new Hilton Style accommodation at the in the Province. Global Operations and Security Control Centre. These facilities The Sqn deployed are probably the best that are on offer to the Armed Forces. The in early Aug eager new gym is fully kitted out with brand new top of the range to take control equipment; this needed to be heavily used following the following months of excessive calorie intake over the Christmas period. Thanks must mission specific go to the RAF PTIs for helping us work off the extra pounds! training. Within the Sqn I was part of a On behalf of all of us from 2 Sig Regt, I would like to thank 600 5 man Det from Sig Tp for the welcoming approach they have taken since the FOB Tp who beginning of our deployment, providing us with the best support Sig Santanu providing 1st line support at deployed out to a visiting unit could ever wish for. We have gained valuable FOB Shawqat MOB Price, knowledge, experience and many new friends. Everyone from 2

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 5 Sig Regt who deployed to Corsham has left knowing that they The recovery phase was clearly affected by the flight delays; have played a vital role in adding to the success of the Regt’s Op much to the dismay of the Rear Ops, WO2 (YofS) Murray and HERRICK 13 deployment. We have all gained invaluable comms Sgt Blakey, who struggled manfully to pull together the return experience and trade knowledge and have many fond memories movement plan. None the less some of those returning managed throughout the time that we have been here. to reap the benefits of a decompression package in Cyprus, gratefully organised by Capt Bickerstaff and the Rear Party. QM DEPARTMENT CAMP SOUTER - by WO2 D Graham Those arriving back late were welcomed by family and friends QM Maj D Hunter SCOTS who had been waiting attentively for their return. The Tour had RQMS WO2 D Graham not finished quite yet as there was still the matter of the medal ceremony and the parade through the City of York. Amidst drill Christmas has been and gone and we are now looking forward to sessions, normalisation, and a homecoming function, the Regt the New Year where we will be turning our thoughts to the had one last push to make before POTL. handing over of the Dept to 3 DSR. Two individuals who are looking forward to this the most are SSgt Dave Crampton and At this point we say a fond farewell to Capt ‘Big Al’ Brown, who SSgt John Blowes, who have both been competing for the ‘who is leaving the Regt to exploit his HERRICK experiences at 11 Sig can have the least sleep award’. Each one now displaying a full Bde, a posting he is looking forward to, especially with the head of grey hair for their efforts! opportunity of an early return to JFCIS(A) in the 11 Sig Bde continuity post. We thank him for his contribution, both before Someone not worrying about her hand over is Cpl Chez and during tour; including initiation of the ‘Brown Challenge’, the Williams, stranded in the UK due to snow and the Tristar fleet weekly football coupon and the moustache competition. breaking more times than flying. She hopes to be back by the end of tour. Rumour is she is going to try and stretch it out until THE WELCOME HOME - by Lt P Gormley after the New Year, but with the VC10 fleet now coming out of retirement this looks unlikely! Mid Jan 2011 the final remnants of 2 Sig Regt returned from Afghanistan following a successful tour on Op HERRICK 13. As The Dept has been getting into the Christmas spirit by entering a individuals stepped off the coaches they were met by family, team into the Kabul Charity fun run, completing 5 laps of camp friends, and members of the press who had been anxiously dressed as Snowmen. The team won top prize in the fancy dress awaiting their arrival. It had been months for many since they category, however the idea of running with thermal jackets stuffed had seen their loved ones, so it proved to be an emotional and with pillows was not the best one! heart warming event. The press, of course, seized the chance to The Dept has accomplished a great deal in the past 6 months. capture the welcoming embraces of soldiers returning to their With the ever increasing expansion of the ANA Training Schools families and the local newspaper was smothered with photos of and monitoring the £10m of equipment on our account has been the Regt’s return. a real challenge, not to mention a lot of late nights. With the imminent arrival of over 200 ARRC Staff the Dept will only get This welcome home was not the final act of Op HERRICK 13 for 2 busier! Sig Regt, it still needed to complete an intense drill period in preparation for a medal giving ceremony and parade through the Altogether the Dept has had a very successful tour and greatly City of York. Amidst various briefs and admin the Regt had 4 enjoyed their time in Kabul. We are now all looking forward to the days perfecting drill in preparation for the big day. Thankfully, the handover to 3DSR and seeing our families. Most of us will be Rear Party had arranged a Regtl evening function during this taking well earned POTL, not to mention getting stuck into some normalisation week, celebrating the return of the main body. This excellent Adventure Training which the Unit has on offer. served as an ideal opportunity for the CO to congratulate those individuals who had gone the extra mile during the tour, such as JFCIS(A) Sig Bipendra Gurung, who whilst under fire from Taliban snipers scrambled up a mast to fix and improve a Comms link within his A LOOK BACK - by Capt N McGregor FOB. Also included in the honours list was Sgt Shane Blakey, who working within the Regt’s Rear Party Ops had received a Comd Col R Spencer thrashing keeping on top of his massive workload. With a good DComd Lt Col A Knott MBE band for entertainment, excellent Gurkha curry and some cheap COS Maj D Richardson booze everyone had an enjoyable evening. Unfortunately burning the candle at both ends definitely affected the standard of drill the After a successful 6 months at the helm of the JFCIS(A) it was following day. time to stand down, remove our MTP and hand over to our successors, 3 DSR. The work towards the CSR TOA had already started some weeks prior with the handover of Comd JFCIS(A), from Col T Carmichael late R SIGNALS to Col R Spencer late R SIGNALS. In addition we moved from Camp Bastion in order to work along side our American colleges at Camp Leatherneck. Although the move went well it did leave an unseen problem, with a step change in meal menus coupled with US sized portions; although WO1 ‘Hobbo’ Hobson and WO1 ‘Shifty’ Rutland did not consider this a problem, embracing the culture to the full and reversing 5 months of a strict eating and physical training regime.

The handover to 3 DSR went ahead smoothly and it was time for the old JFCIS (A) personalities to embark on one last adventure, the recovery phase from Theatre. The first allowed to leave was WO1 ‘Mr Angry’ Kenyon who amazingly kept his calm regardless of the best efforts of the to delay and re-route his return. Last to leave was, of course, the CO who, satisfied that the handover had been completed and his troops had left Bastion and Kabul, headed home. Unfortunately he too experienced the delights of an unscheduled extended stay in Camp Roberts, but at least he had the company of much of the Regt. ‘The Big Freeze’ 2 Sig Regt stood to attention at the medal giving ceremony

6 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 The Regt is fortunate enough to be based in the centre of York through York. For everyone involved it was a proud and satisfying and maintains a good relationship with the local community. This moment, culminating 12 months of intense commitment, following was demonstrated by the hundreds of well wishers who lined the pre-deployment training and Op HERRICK 13. As the Regt streets to observe the Regt receive its operational medals and proceeded through the City, with the Royal Signals band keeping complete a march through the City. Around 300 members of 2 them in time, members of the public gave praise and thanks. Sig Regt received medals from The Lord Major of York, Councillor Sue Galloway, who praised the Regt for the service it On the honours list for awards was LCpl Mark Anderson, who had given over the last 6 months. In a thank you speech she received a Signal Officer in Chief Commendation and Sgt ‘Alfie’ commented on the close relationship it had established with the Garnett who received a General Officer Commanding City of York. The Lord Mayor also drew reference to thousands Commendation. In addition to this Dawn Sterndale, who has of pounds that it had raised for charities whilst it had been worked for the Regt for over 6 years as a confidential report clerk, deployed, such as the Kohima Education Trust. received a Commander and Chief commendation for meritorious service. The Regt now looks forward to a slightly slower pace to After the medal ceremony the Regt was brought to attention by life. Following POTL the Regt has numerous Adventure Training the CO to commence the parade around the City. Despite expeditions planned to continue the decompression and freezing temperatures and everyone being stood to attention for normalisation process. over an hour, heads were held high with pride for the march

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OC Maj RJ Craig KABUL - A DAY IN THE LIFE – by LCpl Chris Barker SSM WO2 (SSM) J Love A normal working day in Camp Souter, Kabul, starts with an early ELECTRONIC COUNTER MEASURES (FORCE PROTECTION) morning run around the camp at 0600. After a shower and TROOP (AFGHANISTAN) – by Capt A F Macdonald shave, it is straight into scoff for 0730 to get some breakfast. We are in the Det office for 0800 often dealing with faults and health ECM (FP) Tp (A), a small contingent of ECM (FP) subject matter checks from the off. Between 1000 and 1100 the SSM will bring experts, continues to deliver dedicated ECM (FP) support to all around anyone who needs RSOI training. Then at about 1200 we UK FEs distributed throughout the Afghanistan Theatre of are back to the cookhouse for some lunch – the food is excellent Operations. A busy, but undoubtedly rewarding task that has in Camp Souter. This is followed by a quick game of Fussball recently seen vast changes in the way we deliver our support. with the Det Comd then back to carry out more health checks on Our ECM (FP) Operator Maintainers now find themselves the 70 odd vehicles we are responsible for. We also make sure deployed further forward as embedded support to the ground we are up to date with all our paperwork, including the Master holding units providing dedicated and real time support. Works Register, Health Check Register and returns.

After all the hard work that went into the RSOI training during the At 1830 we go for dinner then for an evening brew in the Osprey RiP of 16 Air Asslt Bde there has been a noticeable increase in Cafe. I often go to the gym at around 1930 then back to the Det the level of ECM (FP) awareness from all Units, and the phones to finish up for the day and check e-mails with the Det Comd. have on occasion been ringing off the hook! During the nights we are on call and often get called out to fix faults on MT vehicles that are needed for airport runs or to the This has certainly increased our workload but it is great to see the Sangars if a fault arises. results of months of instruction and training paying off as units , drive and patrol our Op Maintainers around the AO to service Overall there is plenty to keep us busy with health checks, faults their ECM (FP) suites. With in excess of 200 captured a week by and delivering training, however there is also time to use the gym BSN Det alone, we are consistently surpassing our own and attend the weekly quiz held every Thursday night, which is a expectations! great opportunity to get together with all of the different departments working from Camp Souter. And from the Detachments… CLP’S – by Cpl ‘Pinkie’ Smith KABUL – by Sgt Luke Faulkner and LCpl Chris Barker One of the tasks the deployed Op Maintainer’s fulfil is embedded January has seen an influx of new faces to Camp Souter as support to the Combat Logistic Patrols (CLP). For the last 2 3DSR replace 2 Sig Regt as the ICS Detachment and Souter months I have been attached to the CLPs as their ECM (FP) Op Force Protection Company. There has also been a change over of ECM (FP) personnel with a new Det Commander, Sgt Luke ‘Let’s tidy up’ Faulkner, arriving and instigating a few changes; not that LCpl Chris ‘It was like that before I got here’ Barker agrees with them all. Unlucky!

With the new arrivals this has meant an increase in ECM (FP) instruction for the Det. All UK force elements deployed to Kabul have to come through the ECM (FP) Det for RSOI and continuation training, so this has kept us busy, along with all the usual health checks and faults to deal with. A new ECM (FP) storeman, LCpl Steve ‘Stavros’ Elsworth, has also arrived and has embraced working with the Det so much that he now wears the Spook on his arm with pride.

The long promised decent dump of snow has not yet arrived to put the extra chill on things; however it is now lying on the Mountains so it shouldn’t be too long now until it arrives in the City… Cpl Smith providing ECM(FP) support to CLPs

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 7 Maintainer, and over this time I’ve spent more time out on the ground than back in Bastion. This may sound fantastic but MOB PRICE – by LCpl ‘Tez’ Terrett actually provides its own, very unique, challenges as I’m more in danger of friendly forces incidents than I am from enemy action I deployed as an ECM(FP) Op Maintainer on my first operational as the RLC drivers try to make their vehicles float off down the tour. During my time in Theatre I have been fortunate to deploy canals of Nadi-Ali; my PPE now comprises of rubber armbands!! forward to several different locations, but I am currently stationed in MOB Price. When deployed forward I provide support to all Whilst on patrol I have seen plenty of local Afghan life, from the British soldiers using ECM (FP) equipment in my respective Areas bazaars to local village shops, as well as experiencing insurgent of Operation, and my main role is to carry out 21 day health activity at the hot end of RPGs, IEDs and SAF. So with all this checks in a swift and sure manner. This involves having the excitement the CLPs see, they have been a wee bit forgetful with flexibility to deploy at short notice to various PB’s and CP’s in their ECM (FP) awareness. This has been remedied with NES (N) and NES (S). continuation training at all levels, geared specifically towards their exact ECM (FP) fits and requirements. This has proved invaluable Whilst deployed in the different PB’s I have participated in foot as I’ve seen a 5 fold increase in their handling and IA drills when and vehicle patrols with the BGs I support, so I can reach the it comes to dealing with all ECM (FP) issues. My only dramas different CP locations and provide vital ECM (FP) support as far remain with the driving skills, and the drivers ability to stay forward as possible. I am regularly deployed out for up to a week awake…but then with me in their vehicle, that last one doesn’t at a time at the PB’s and I work very closely with the infantry pose a problem…we women folk eh?!! troops on the ground by supporting their operations. In MOB Price I also work closely with the Danish BG as we often use their IRG’s to reach locations around the NES (N) region.

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J6 TP, JOINT HELICOPTER FORCE (AFGHANISTAN) numerous photograph opportunities with the Premier League – by LCpl Tom Lawler trophy were arranged. The J6 Tp, composed of A Tp personnel and our AAC colleagues, did well, reaching the semi finals and Like a copy of the Lib Dem manifesto, it would seem that any knocking out 2 ’s American football team in the first round. written accounts of Alpha Tps activity in Theatre are out of date Memorable to the tournament was LCpl Allan Sutherlands soon after they are published. However, unlike the Lib Dem overenthusiastic winning goal celebrations, heard by the deaf, manifesto, Alpha Tps exploits this December will remain a and Cpl Colin Tuckers 6.0 dive with multiple rolls after falling thoroughly entertaining read. over his shoe lace. As Christmas drew nearer, the JHF (A) carol concert was held. The singing performance from SSgt Chris The JHF(A) Ops Room remains an interesting place to be. Cowley during, “Away in a Manger,” was positively angelic; he Although the annual winter lull in kinetics is well underway, there could easily walk into any Right Said Fred tribute band should he still remains a high level of attack helicopter requests, MERT decide on a career change. Under the circumstances, Christmas evacuations as well as the usual movement of people and freight. Day was enjoyed by all. There was noticeable joviality among the It has long been the opinion of many in the Tp that working within Signallers and Staff Officers in the Ops Room. The Secret Santa an aviation Ops Room, gives our junior ranks better situational provided somebody the opportunity to get rid of all the pairs of awareness of the AO than any of their piers within Bastion. The underpants that they had received in welfare packages from old start of December saw the visit of the Prime Minister, the CDS people’s homes, and give them to the Medical LO. He was very and other dignitaries. Unless you are fortunate enough to actually pleased, being nearly as old as those who had donated them! meet them, the visits of VVIPs are somewhat frustrating due to the fact that Op Minimise is enforced for the duration, resulting in It is not just the operators who are busy; the arrival of the Sqn nobody being able to call their loved ones back home. However, 2IC, Capt Simon Gray as the TF JAGUAR SO3 J6, has meant a Cpl Kirsten Gunn was lucky enough to be selected to attend the welcome increase in productive workload for those behind the evening meal with the dignitaries. Whilst maintaining good table scenes. When he is not blowing up American 110V printers by manners, and resisting the urge to wipe her mouth with her plugging them into the 240V mains he is undertaking the sleeve, she ate dinner with the CDS. She managed to ask infrastructure for the new JOC build and tasking the Tp Techs to questions about the boarding school allowance and was also think of innovative solutions to overcome technical difficulties. As rumoured to be seen to point and say, “and another thing…”. the CS Eng Junior NCO for the Tp, I am an impartial spectator to what the operators get up to on the desk. Watching the Sky Sports’ Soccer AM team came to Camp Bastion in mid Signallers on a daily basis, I have nothing but admiration for them December. A 6-a-side football tournament was organised and in the way in which they conduct their business.

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MY TIME WITH THE VIKING/WARTHOG GROUP Guards (RDG), or the “Yorkshire Cavalry” as they called – by Sig ‘Hills’ Hillary themselves. Within a day or 2 of conducting our handover takeover with our 204 Sig Sqn predecessors I joined D Sqn in I deployed to Afghanistan on the 11 Sep 10, where I attended the Patrol Base (PB) Nahidulla. I joined 3 Tp and quickly got shown Category 2 RSOI package at Camp Bastion in order to deploy around and given a detailed brief on what was expected of me as outside the Forward Operating Base (FOB) locations. On Tp Signaller. This mainly involved working on communication completion of the RSOI package LCpl ‘Dougie’ Douglas and I faults that often cropped up on the Viking vehicles and providing made our way over to the Viking Group where we would spend specialist skills for any communication tasks. the remainder of our time attached to D Sqn, Royal Dragoon D Sqns task was to provide protection for the Route TRIDENT

8 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 road build. As I was not a vehicle commander I was often asked patrol. Following this deployment, Badger Sqn were then to help out on various tasks and thrown into the BARMA team re-tasked to assist another operation to the east. (which was an experience in itself). After 4 weeks of this task we received 2 Cpls from the 2RTR to provide continuity for when My time in the Viking and Warhog group was exciting and it their unit replaced RDG. provided me with numerous challenging experiences because I deployed not just as a Signaller, but also utilised in the infantry On 6 Nov 2RTR took over and Badger Sqn (replacing D Sqn) role when required. My experiences allowed me to see what started using the new Warthog vehicle. This vehicle, which I had Afghanistan is really like as I spent a majority of my time roaming never seen before, was described to me at first as a Viking on around Helmand Province and seeing how the Afghan population steroids. After seeing the new vehicles in action this description lived and worked day in day out.

5 SCOTS REAR LINK DETACHMENT (RLD) – OPERATIONAL COORDINATION COMMAND CENTRE (HELMAND) DISTRICT (OCCD) GERESHK AFGHAN NATIONAL POLICE (ANP) HQ - by Cpl Davidson

Working and living with the ANP has been a very challenging and testing experience. The cultural and language barriers have never been easy, and as the training of the police is deemed highly important to the handover of Afghanistan’s future security, time is against us too.

My role as part of the OCCD team attached to the 5 SCOTS Police Advisory Team (PAT), is to provide patrol and joint Ops Room comms to enable the mission to succeed. The PAT and OCCD team consist of 25 ISAF personal and we live and work out of the ANP station, Gereshk. Trust is a very big factor in our work and day to day living. I work in a joint Ops Room with 2 (ANA) signalers and one ANP radio operator. Generally the working environment is good and the passage of information between ISAF and Afghan National Security Force (ANSF) works well. The OCCD team has a duty to educate and instruct the ANSF on a full range of basic skills from Some local children comparing vehicles standards of dress and time keeping all the way through to map reading and basic voice procedure. If required we will patrol with proved accurate. It has enhanced armour which I found the PAT to reassure the ANP checkpoints, train the police on the reassuring as in my job I would spend a lot of time in the front left ground, and respond to any incidents. of the vehicle. Life at the police station is good and very interesting. We have 2RTR soon deployed on an 8 day operation to disrupt and limit done what we can to improve living conditions. The gym is the insurgent’s freedom of movement within Combined Force outdoors and is fully equipped with basic equipment, food is Lashkar Gah (CF LKG) area. One of our main tasks was to generally ORP, but we have managed to get stocked on British, provide protection for a wadi build in the area. My role on this Danish and American rations. The ANP have a working kitchen in deployment was as the Tp Comds Signaller where I had to ensure the police station to cater for resident personnel, we are offered that all the comms systems were functioning correctly within the the food on a daily basis, but as the kitchen is in desperate need

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OC Maj ER Warren HQ led by Lt Rob Carnegie and YofS Guy Davies, who provide SSM WO2 (SSM) DJ Kidd OOA SatCom deployment in various corners of Afghanistan and are hugely positive about the exciting task ahead. HQ SSG KAIA (N) - by WO2 Kidd AFGHAN MISSION NETWORK OPERATIONS CENTRE Finally, we got the hectic period of Christmas week out the way (AMNOC) - by Sgt Lane and enjoyed some well earned pre tour leave. It wasn’t long before we were pulling on our new MTP in preparation Whilst working in the AMNOC many people ask what does the for the Sqns NATO deployment to Kabul on Op EAGLE for the Director, Maj Sturman, and his merry band actually do? Well next 6 months. A very comfortable C17 journey from to under the firm leadership of Chief Watch Keeper SSgt Jaime Afghanistan followed and we were then shown our homes for the Slade and his watch keeping team of Sgts Mark Lane, Keith next 28 weeks, 20 man Stonebridge tents; welcome to NATO! Knox and Antony Dawson, they are responsible for managing Alongside us we have a myriad of countries and cultures, all and maintaining all the Theatre Comms Trunk networks. It is our working towards the cause and relations are already building well. task to liaise with all the Regional Comds and civilian contractors from a number of companies and organisations on a 24/7 basis. The Command Team, led by the debonair Maj Eric Warren, soon got to work on the HO/TO with Lt Col Bradley USAF and his The team engages these organizations on a daily basis, trying to diverse team of US and Canadian troops. This proved to be an maintain all in-Theatre trunk links and the Reach Back links to interesting time as things are achieved very differently in a NATO Europe via SHAPE. The fact that we are all Regtl Duties, looking environment. Some great work by Maj Kevyn Sturman and at 27 forty inch TVs, all containing network diagrams, is no easy SSgt Jamie Slade within their AMNOC team and SSgt Jon feat! But we have already learned our first major lesson in that McDonnell and his Service Desk troops resulted in a seamless big red flashing things on the TV screen is bad! After the network handover of the baton and off we go running hard into the first issues our next hurdle, although probably the most fun, is leg of our tour. The Sqn has a section plus of troops over at ISAF working with our American cousins. Considering we both speak

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 9 English, it is amazing how much we don’t understand what the Sgt Lee Wilbor and Cpl Andy Braines headed to RC (E) and Sig other is saying. For example “router” is pronounced “rowter” and Laurie Reynolds maintained the satellite comms hub within the asking them something simple like “fancy a brew?” would in fact Kabul area. This has been an exciting and challenging start to mean, would you like a beer somewhere (naturally this isn’t my first tour, which I hope will continue throughout. allowed!). The smokers among us have also learnt quite quickly that you don’t ask an American to pop outside for a quick “fag” SERVICE DESK SSG – by Cpl Copland as you may get something totally different! It’s a daunting day in the history of the Corps, a day that 3 Relay SSG DETACHMENT ISAF - by LCpl Reeves Ops, 2 Radio Ops and an ex-Infanteer are employed as the IJC HQ CIS service desk! In charge is SSgt John McDonnell, who is After arriving in Theatre and completing an intensive RSOI the perfect choice, having 17 stone of SSgt stood behind you on package, we had a short wait at KAIA(N) under the watchful eye the front desk comes in handy when a customer is getting irate! of Lt Carnegie before the short trip to HQ ISAF. We were met by The remainder of us, especially Cpl Dip Malla, spend most of the the advance party consisting of WO2 (YofS) Guy Davies and day wondering how this witchcraft all works. It’s ok though as SSgt (SQMS) Gaz Proctor. After camp orientation and the newly arriving ARRC Staff Officers are wondering the same in-processing we were shown to our accom, which turned out to thing! Cpl Gadsdon’s moustache was deployed to the VTC so be 3 man rooms, this none of us expected. We were then he had to go too. The wealth of experience of the Americans has straight into our HO/TO with our American counterparts, the really helped, they have been patient with constant questioning systems learnt mirrored the various courses we attended during from us Brits. Let’s just hope we are as knowledgeable by the our STA training package. It turns out that yes, we did actually time 232 Sig Sqn come to take over from us. learn things during our many trips to Latina. One of the remaining challenges, interpreting NATO job titles; where else would an Five weeks have gone by already and time seems to be flying by SQMS be called Chief Supply! for. There is a lot to achieve during our tour before we hand the baton over to 232 Sig Sqn in 155 days time. Congratulations go Barely one week into our deployment, the Mini-Pop satellite out for the following promotions: WO2 (SSM) Daz Kidd to WO1 taskings started coming in thick and fast. The first deployment, and SSgt (SQMS) Gaz Proctor to WO2. led by Cpl Pete Wideman, headed to RC (SW), another under NEWS FROM ARMY PERSONNEL CENTRE

-by Maj Bob Pye, SO2 Soldiers CLM modules, Class 2 & 1 qualifications, Crypto courses, vetting MS BINDING PRINCIPLE status and other courses are correctly entered, most are shown as competencies. If they are not shown, you may be at risk of “The needs of the Army must come first”, those of officers, not being run to a promotion board or considered for an soldiers and their families come a close second, but to be worthy assignment where a specific qualification is a key requirement. of its pre-eminence, the Army must be seen always to give due consideration to the best interests and preferences of each Length of service is a going to be a key piece of information for individual officer and soldier. the Redundancy process so it is worth ensuring your attestation date is correct. If JPA fails to show any previous service (for This is the first Royal Signals Soldier Wing (RSW) page in The transfers, rejoins noting that TA service does not count) or that Wire where we hope to offer some timely and accurate you have had a break in service that is not reflected on JPA, seek information both for soldiers and the chain of command. Clearly advice from your HR Staff. It is your responsibility to make sure these are difficult times across the Services with the Corps still in that any JPA errors are notified to either the JPAC or your unit HR a period of undermanning but also have excesses in certain ranks staff. Royal Signals Wing only has JPA as its source for and trades. With SDSR yet to be announced it is difficult to information so it is vital that it is correct. Check it today. predict where our manning will be in the next 3-5 years and more importantly how we are going to get there. Whilst the uncertainty REDUNDANCY INFORMATION of SDSR, Manning Levers, the impact of PAP 10, Redundancy and supporting ops in line Army Manning Policy and the Corps The ARMY is to reduce in size by 1 April 2015. The reduction in Manning Distribution Document continue to occupy much of our personnel will be achieved through a combination of redundancy, time, the central business of boarding for promotions, promoting natural wastage process and existing DMA controls. The Army and assignments continues and never has it been more important Compulsory Redundancy Programme will comprise of 4 tranches to ensure that amidst all this turmoil we continue to get this right. and will affect personnel across the ranks from Brig to Pte. All You have an important part to play in this; it is your career and as redundancy will be compulsory. There are many questions about such heeding the messages below will go a long way to ensuring this subject which we cannot answer until the tranche DINs are things do not go wrong for you and your family. published, hopefully containing trades and ranks who are in the zone for redundancy. RSW is unable to advise on any aspect of JPA the redundancy until after the DIN is published and even then questions should be directed via the CofC. JPA is no longer in its infancy and it is the tool of choice where manning is concerned; it is far from perfect and many soldiers There have been 3 DINs produced already about the process and personal data is not correct. For all of us the important thing is to these are: ensure that some key information is kept as up to date as it can be, so next time you log in time to check the following. DIN 2010DIN01-187: Regular Armed Forces Redundancy Programme (superseded) We are aware of several cases where the medical system has not DIN 2010DIN01-188: Redundancy Provisions for the Regular been able to update JPA correctly. We currently have several Armed Forces hundred soldiers in the Corps who have no medical status DIN 2011DIN01-056: Redundancy Compensation Terms for assigned whatsoever. This causes a headache in the preparation Members of the Armed Forces of boards for promotion and routine assignments. Make sure yours is correct and if it changes monitor it and ensure you have Outlined below are the proposed dates for the programme: read the PAP 10 paperwork and the paragraph in this article.

10 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 Discharge 2 Lancs – Episkopi DIN Discharge Tranche Notification Date for 1 Irish Guards Windsor Publication Date for no Date Non- Date Applicants Applicants The teams will consist of a SSgt/Sgt CS Op, 2 x Cpl CS Ops, 1 x Cpl CS Eng and a Sig/LCpl RSE. 1 4th Apr 2011 Sep 2011 Mar 2012 Sep 2012 2 Oct 2011 Feb 2012 Aug 2012 Feb 2013 This is a very exciting opportunity for Royal Signals soldiers who want to do something different and experience a level of 3 Oct 2012 Feb 2013 Aug 2013 Feb 2014 soldiering you would not necessarily get in main stream Corps 4 Oct 2013 Feb 2014 Aug 2014 Feb 2015 units. Soldiers will be selected on merit; so if you think you have what it takes, you can volunteer through your CofC to the RCMO SJAR using the SOinC(A)’s PD No 13 and it is also worth getting it noted on your SJAR. RSW may select individuals for RSIST as a RSW is aware that many reports received here in APC still show routine assignment where it is felt that it is in the interest of the that no MPAR was given to a soldier during his year. An MPAR Army and soldiers career. The RSIST website can be found at: must be given and should be as near to the mid point in the period of assessment as possible. It is both the individuals and http://www.hqsoinc.dii.r.mil.uk/blueprint/pd/PD013.doc CofC responsibility to ensure one is completed for everyone, this will give you direction on how the reporting year is going and PAP10 highlight any areas that need addressing. In line with overarching Army direction on dealing with wounded, If you have not received an MPAR ask for it. The timelines for the sick and injured soldiers, the PULHEEMS Administrative production and delivery of SJARs to APC are below; please note Pamphlet (PAP10) was released in April 2010. It has implications that an SJAR can be advanced or delayed by up to 3 months, but for any soldier whose medical category is ‘Medically Limited only with the prior agreement of APC Deployable’ (MLD) or ‘Medical Non-Deployable’ (MND). The minimum retention standard for soldiers is MLD, so if you are MND (Permanent), your CO, with Occupational Health, APC In APC Results Promotion in Rank As at Glasgow and Directorate Manning (Army) (DM(A)) will have to by Published the year. examine your circumstances and ascertain what future you have Sig 31 May 31 Jul Oct 1 Oct – 30 Sep in Royal Signals or indeed the Army.

LCpl 31 Mar 31 May Aug 1 Oct – 30 Sep All soldiers who are less than MFD regardless of whether it is Cpl 31 Jan 31 Mar Jun 1 Oct – 30 Sep temporary or permanent must ensure that an Appendix (Apx) 9 is raised and sent to APC, The Apx 9 is then used to assist career Sgt 30 Nov 31 Jan Apr 1 Apr – 31 Mar managers in selecting future assignments or indeed where SSgt 30 Sep 30 Nov Feb 1 Apr – 31 Mar appropriate to extend a soldier in unit or location whilst treatment/recovery is completed. It is also required as part of the WO2 30 Jun 31 Aug Oct 1 Apr – 31 Mar post promotion board staff checks to ensure that where a less WO/LECB 1 Jun 1 Jul Oct 1 Apr – 31 Mar than MFD soldier has been selected for promotion that they can be employed at the higher rank. A soldiers selection for You should all have aspirations for your careers, but before you promotion cannot be published until the Apx 9 has been received write War and Peace in your aspirations box think carefully. It is and approved by RSW or where appropriate Occupational Health read by the promotion board and can prove to be a double edged APC. An Apx 9 should indicate if a soldier is operationally sword, particularly if poorly worded or ill considered. That said, deployable or not and where they might be able to work such as to leave it blank can also be saying something about you. a FOB or MOB, in addition any likelihood of upgrading in the Assignment Preferences are a must and are also seen by the future. It is vital that the information is correct. board members. Make sure you are placing realistic locations as preferences for your rank, CEG and experience. Finally the If a soldier is MND (P) they should have either Apx 8 for their Recommendations area is a much under used area; reporting retention in unit at current employment for 1 year, after which they officers can greatly enhance a soldier chance of being employed will require another Apx 8. The Apx 8 is sent along with an Apx 9 in an area if it is alluded to in these boxes. ISTs, specific and or Apx 18 to DM(A) who conduct a board to select those who instructor posts, Recruiting, SF and many other areas can all be they consider should be retained in unit. CO’s should also placed here. If you agree with the recommendations, ensure that consider that where a soldier falls below the standard for you are willing and able to undertake those roles/assignments, if employment they are directed to raise an Apx 22 which will allow you do not agree then ensure that you have discussed this with a soldier to enter the Restricted Employment within Current Unit the 1RO before the report is moved on. (RECU) process this process often results in a soldier being Medically Discharged from the Army. ROYAL SIGNALS INFANTRY SUPPORT TEAMS A new version of PAP 10 is due for publication soon. For more The Corps is still actively trawling for volunteers to serve on the information: fifth and sixth tranches of Royal Signals Infantry Support Teams. In total the Corps will have 185 soldiers assigned to the infantry http://defenceintranetds.diiweb.r.mil.uk/sites/polestar/cs/ on a regular basis. Tranche 5 will commence training in March ArmyPublications/02/1_PAP_2010.pdf 2012 followed by posting in April 2012 and tranche 6 will commence training in September 2012, posted in October 2012. Royal Signals PAP10 information can be found at: Successful candidates are scoring well on promotion boards and these tours are definitely seen as career enhancing. The list http://www.hqsoinc.dii.r.mil.uk/people/PAP10-LMC_Policy.doc below are 25 month tours. CLM AND PROMOTION Tranche 5 Apply by 31 Aug 11 Tranche 6 Apply by 31 Jan 12 1 RRF – Tidworth 2 R Welsh - Tidworth By now everyone should know that there are no more Low 4 Rifles – Bulford 2 PARA - Colchester Medical Category CLM courses. Royal Signals has been one of 2 Scots – Glencorse 2 RRF - Hounslow the last to stop such courses. With effect from 1 April 2011 all 2 PWRR – Cyprus (Dhekalia) course loading is undertaken by RSW. This will be based on 5 Scots – Canterbury promotion board results, the FORM cycle and consultation with 1 Coldm Gds – Aldershot the chain of command. Everyone requiring a CLM Course

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 11 regardless of their medical category will be loaded. upon being granted acting rank or if already acting from the date of publication of the selection, will have 12 months to complete If a soldier is MLD, MND or has a medical condition that may the required CLM modules for promotion to substantive rank. prevent them from completing any aspect of the course (CFT, PFT and BCCS module are the normal hurdles) they are to ensure During the 12 months individuals may attempt the course no that they have a Medical Risk Assessment (MRA) completed more than 3 times. If at the end of the 12 months they have clearly stating that they are fit to attend the course, a copy of failed to successfully complete the course they will be reduced to which must be sent to AO Mil Courses, R Signals Wing fax 94561 their substantive rank and de-selected from promotion. No 3507 not later than 3 weeks prior to commencing the course. extensions to this period can be granted without authority from Col MS Soldiers CS. The CofC has its part to play in this by Any MLD or MND soldier for whom a MRA is not received by this ensuring that soldiers are both given the opportunity to attend the time will be automatically removed from course and, most course at the earliest opportunity and are prepared properly for importantly, that nomination will be counted as an attempt at what is an important career defining course. CLM. At the recent Royal Signals WO’s convention the subject of the number of attempts at CLM was discussed and the majority FINALLY of the audience were of the opinion that only 2 attempts were required. HQ SOinC (A) and RSW has taken the view that 3 For more information on any of the above subjects please contact attempts is, for the moment, an acceptable number. your chain of command, RCMO or MS Sldrs CS R Signals SO1 or SO2 on 94561 3246 or 3242. Therefore individuals who have been selected for promotion will,

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- by Capt Paul Haughton contingent and the advance party had a hot meal waiting for us (Guilt for the restricted Minibus – which did not last long). SO1 Soldiers Lt Col A Burgin Senior RCMO Capt K Read The next morning we were issued our Skiing equipment and split into 2 groups; Novice and Advanced. The novice group, ably led It all started one grey cloudy afternoon when SO1 Sldrs Lt Col by the newly qualified Capt Topps and Capt ‘Gaz’ Clapham with Tony Burgin sat gazing into the grey skies of Glasgow dreaming the advanced group – definitely had the short straw being the of the snow bleached mountain piste of south Germany when junior member of the group. This soon came to light when his another great idea came to him. “I know, I will take the RCMO’s proposed COA 1 didn’t meet with the groups approval and led to on a skiing expedition for some team building,” after a little more COA 2 decided by committee. thought he selected the individual to organise such an event. It hadn’t snowed in the region for about 2 weeks so the covering Tasked was Capt ‘Gaz’ Topps who set about finding a date in wasn’t that good, but the sun was shining and the sights from the the MS calendar that would suit all, although we are all very busy top of the Nebelhorn were awesome. The advanced group went it was decided well in advance that January 11, for 5 days was to find their ski legs with a nice black run!!! They all quickly found achievable. So after applying for the funds from each of our Divs their backsides on the icy covered run, while the novice group and the Corps, he produced the AdminO. He then decided it went to find the café and the introduction to the snow plough on might be an idea to get qualified as an instructor so he booked the nursery slopes. Day one’s Dob of the day was presented to himself a course in Nov 10, fortunately for us he was successful. Lt Col Burgin for his inability to string more than 3 Telemark turns together without Dobbing in spectacularly…in defence he All was set and the time to depart was fast approaching, the self was not the only one to fall but due to the spectacular nature of nominated duty grown up (Lt Col Burgin) thought it only right to one particular fall was deemed to be the outright winner! keep a group of LE’s in order to write a few rules, well 20 to be precise, with some sub headings: A no dad jumper was required; Day 2 saw us head for the Fellhorn, a quick check of kit before There will be a Dob of the day to be worn by whoever the we left and we were on our way when half way there Gadget man instructors deem the best daily Dob; You are allowed one Hissy fit Maj Bill Anderson realised he left his ski pass in his other jacket for the week (I think this was primarily for the DE’s, grumpy LE’s but decided to forego a return to the lodge to collect it, but it did don’t have Hissy fits); you must be at breakfast every day; mean that he had to fork out an extra €38 for a standby skipass. Importantly no day glo clothing or indeed anything including lip salve, to mention but a few. Again another poor day for snow, the advanced group were introduced to the excitement(?) of skins and ski touring, the The departure day had arrived and it was decided the main party novice group again headed for the café to discuss the day’s should all meet in Aldershot the night before to ensure we had events and Capt ‘Taff’ Ceaser to refuse bluntly to ski the blue collected everyone and to sample the local talent. We all arrived route. Maj Cath Jardine also expressed her abhorence for the in Clayton Barracks safely and descended on Aldershot town (On Fellhorn, this was confirmed half way down the first run when she a Saturday night – in hindsight not possibly the best choice!) It used her one and only permitted “Hissy fit” in confirming her was not a pretty sight and it didn’t start well, when Capt Shelly repulsion of the Fellhorn. After lunch the advanced group tried Hill had her cash card stolen by the hole in the wall, thankfully the Piste skiing in while the Novice group were introduced there was a Police Officer close by to report the theft to!!! The to their first full blue with a small red on the way. Dob of the day night just flowed from then on with Capt Kev Read showing us was presented to Maj Bob Pye, not for the quality, just shear round his old haunts, pubs serving plastic glasses and local talent quantity. The group were concerned with the amount of attention that wouldn’t look out of place in a Star Wars set - Thanks Kev. both Lt Col Burgin and Maj Pye received from the older female clientele while wearing the hat… was it the only the hat? For the main party the day started at 0500hrs for an 18 hour road trip to Oberstdorf thanks to Gaz Topps who stitched us up with a Day 3 saw our first snow fall of the week. The advanced group restricted minibus of 62mph. We decided to do 2 hour stints but headed up to the Reidberger Horn a tough 2’30” climb in poor got slightly concerned when Shelly Hill got in the driver seat and visibility to the peak at 1787m, stopping half way to practice said “do you have to put your foot fully on the accelerator?” then avalanche drills with transceivers and stopping for lunch under an informed us that she doesn’t like reading the broadsheets while impressive conifer. The basic group, however, were back on their driving! We would prefer you to concentrate on the driving. On favoured slopes on the Nebelhorn to confirm their new found arrival at our destination “Alpine Dreams Lodge” (owned by ex talent. After a few drills, a few coffees and a bit of lunch it was Corps member WO1 Andy Crawford) Oberstdorf, the German decided to try some instructor led activities. One was a snow

12 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 plough train for the group; the first instruction was put your skis being taken back to the bottom. An ideal Dob of the day on the outside of the persons in front of you, whilst in the snow nomination, however some tactical voting that evening between plough!!! (time to cripple yourself) after a quick re-think of the the other nominees’ Lt Col Burgin (3rd nomination in 3 days), instruction (skis inside) we followed our instructor’s, Capt Topps, Capt Clapham and Maj Zoe White saw the hat presented to Maj instruction and all was going well until he decided to put in a 45° White for Dobbing while trying to get on the chair lift and having turn half way down the slope and we all ended up in a pile skis, to have the lift stopped while she was recovered. It has to be poles, legs and arms everywhere, hence Dob of day was said that she did rather suit the hat and did not attract quite as presented to ‘Gaz’ for bringing the whole group down. much ridicule as the 2 previous incumbents!

That evening saw us celebrate Burn’s night with Haggis provided Day 5 started with farewells to Maj Pye and Maj Jardine who by Maj Pye, Malt by the Germany contingent and cooking by Lt had to leave slightly early, thankfully we were all presented with Col Burgin, Maj Anderson and Capt Hill. Capt Topps had the our BSP pass certificates the previous evening. The final day honour of addressing the Haggis and his attempt at a Scottish was to be a free ski day and it was decided to ski the Fellhorn accent was more reminiscent of “Apu Gurung” from the and Kanzlewand. It was good snow but poor visibility and very Simpsons. cold. Lt Col Burgin broke his Telemark binding early (must have been all those third turn dobs!) necessitating an early coffee stop Day 4 and the snow was still falling and we were all feeling a little in Austria to effect a repair. This gave Capt Clapham and Capt fragile from the previous evening’s excess, however we were on Kev Read a chance to ‘egg it’ all the way down from the German time for breakfast which in itself was an achievement!. Before we side into the Austrian village. Over confidence and unseen T bar set off for the slopes we all viewed the mandatory videos on ridges however ensured an impressive Dob and a near full de-kit avalanche’s and types of snow clouds - all exciting stuff. The by Capt Clapham. Over confidence ran through the group today advanced group had a 2nd tour day, heading for the Wannenkopf with spectacular Dobs from Capt Hill with a full de-kit and a 50m at 1712 m. A fairly moderate 1’ 30” climb to false summit, then face slide. The most impressive was a double Dob from Capt 30” traverse through pure Topps and Capt Read on a ‘Narnia’ country to the final straight and not particulary peak which involved a final steep piste during a passing ski off the ridge, including a move with skis, poles, legs dangerous couloir to try not and arms entangled and to slip into! The ski off was partial de-kits. Blame was again immense, waist deep immediately placed with powder at times, proper Capt Read by Capt Topps, touring requiring good off who played his instructor piste skiing skills, including card. Kev spent the day ski’s off to traverse ravines feeling guiltily and and waterfalls. Final apologising, with ‘Gaz’ duly confirmation that ‘Telemark accepting them. However Tony’ has a 4 turn limit the truth was later revealed before major powder by Capt Haughton, the only explosion! The basic group independent witness to the started the day on the green incident, that fault was to lie slopes (after a strong coffee) with Capt Topps - shame doing some slalom on you Topsy! The skiing exercises however Capt ended with the final Haughton still feeling nominations for Dob of the slightly worst for wear didn’t day and there were a few, it quite understand slalom, was decided that it should wiping out the start gate, go to Capt Clapham for his most of the poles and himself on the first run. Later in the day he over confidence and quantity of Dobs on the final day!!! forgot to dismount from chair lift and had to jump 2 foot before NEWS FROM BLANDFORD

UNIFIED SYSTEM SUPPORT ORGANISATION

SO1 Lt Col I A J Condie with some skiing in . Ops Officer Capt (Tfc) Mark Holden RSM WO1 (RSM) Hayward RA will hopefully return with nothing broken and with the help of SSgt (YofS) Paul Thurston, continue to drive the USSO in its USSO HQ OPS - by SSgt (YofS) Thurston only direction; forward. The USSO wishes Ops Sgt Mark Irwin all the best as he departs the unit on assignment, and welcomes The beginning of the year has been extremely busy for USSO and the arrival of Sgt Adrian Falinski. in particular the HQ Ops Room. It is a time when not only are we conducting our relief in place on ops, but as we find a significant 600 SIGNAL TROOP increase in requests for level 3 CIS support across defence. Support to the BCIP 5 uplift programme continues to OPERATION PEREGRINE MRX - by Cpl Wilkinson stretch our Bowman support teams. Mil trg continues to be a major focus due to our op commitment; in particular, training for Over the period of 25 Oct - 19 Nov, 600 Sig Tp were tasked with the Corps Operational Shooting Concentration has attracted supporting the first ex in support of the FALCON field trials. As many talented and aspiring marksmen to try for selection to the FALCON is the ‘Future’ of the Corps we were honoured to be team. This month elements of the HQ have taken a week of AT involved! SSgt (FofS) Brewington headed up the team that

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 13 consisted of various members of RSSST including the freshest office in Blandford seems like a ghost town at times. SSgt (FofS) recruits Sgt Gollop and Cpl Lewis. We were there to assist in Niall Anderson is creating a new 3 tier approach to training, the build of a replica Promina network out in Theatre and also to developing the skills and abilities of individuals to an extremely share our knowledge of Promina and other existing equipment high level. This is our only way of gaining the knowledge ahead when 22 Sig Regt and personnel from the RAF’s TCW were of actually getting our hands on the equipment (FALCON!) building the FALCON network. To say the ex always went to plan On his way out to support CORTEZ on Op HERRICK is SSgt would be slightly optimistic, however all of RSSST learned some Owen Gudge. WO1 (FofS) Martin Ind is also setting off for important points about building networks when working with JFCIS(A) in his role as USSO LO, with Sgt Dan Smith and Sgt other units (especially when it comes to asking for the correct Mark McDonald-Crawley already out there carrying out equipment!). All said the Tp were delighted to be involved in the REACHER 180 day maintenance tasks. The branch welcomes FALCON phenomenon and are ready to assist with Level 3 back Sgt Marie Oxley, who has her fingers crossed on the support whenever the call to arms is sounded! outcome of a certain exam which took place recently!

COMMANDERS CUP - by Cpl Day SSgt Richie Horsburgh was fortunate enough to be selected for Ex CARIBBEAN ENDEAVOUR on leg 2, from the Canary Islands 600 Sig Tp have had a very successful year in this years CO’s (Lanzarote) to St Lucia across the Atlantic just prior to Christmas. Cup finishing 3rd overall, only one point behind the eventual Before he left it seemed he was the luckiest man alive, but upon winners - ISS Ops Plans. returning the truth came out. Two weeks in cramped conditions, The first event of the year, no land in sight and just dolphins to look at made him wish he the Cross Country had taken a book and learnt to read, but at least he has a tan competition, proved a which is no mean feat for a Dundonian. greater challenge than expected – with several Planning is on track for the Branch to enter a team into this years deployments and the Bruggen 10 road race at Elmpt in May. Sgt Si Nurse is currently FALCON project booking all the relevant charity/accm/transport arrangements for installation work, trying to the team and it is hoped we shall raise a decent amount for our make a team from those chosen charity, MacMillan Cancer Support. In order not to be too available was difficult to embarrassed by the times, Capt (TOT) Bob Pace is out pounding say the least. In the end the streets, hopeful that he will make the team (he has already we made it a compulsory made provisions for the golf clubs to go too). PT session for all Tp members who were in DII-D SST - by Sgt Morley station, mainly made up of out TA contingent. Thanks The Defence Information Infrastructure – Deployed System to Cpl ‘old man’ Trigg, Support Team (DII-D SST) says farewell to a busy 2010 that saw LCpl Haworth and (luckily deployments to Kenya, Jordan and Morocco, as well as our for us) a member of our continual commitment to Op HERRICK. OET personnel from 16 Sig Regt - who just so We bid a fond farewell to Cpl Conrad Hadnett, who has left us happened to be a cross for a civilian life in the Mediterranean. We have also seen the country ninja - we came departure of Mr Nigel Warnett, our attached ATLAS contractor. 3rd in this event. He has been replaced by Mr John O’Brien and Mr Tristan ‘Trisha’ Glass. The office has never looked so smart with their The next 2 events were variety of waistcoats and pin-stripes. We have welcomed Cpl removed from memory, Kirsty Wint, though her first 10 weeks with the team was a however thankfully it was combination of skiing and leave! all change once the heavyweights returned Finally for 2010, we offer commiserations to LCpl Mike Corlett, from Theatre. We won the who at the age of 30 has been deemed too old to fulfil his dream next 2 events (sports quiz of flying helicopters. “Good flying fella, but you’re how old?” So SSgt (FofS) ‘Barnacle Bill’ Fraser in and Superstars). we welcome a potentially busy 2011. The year has already his cheer leading costume started well with Chris Slade’s promotion to Sgt. Let’s hope The final event was the more are to follow. This year will finally see the team carry out the football. We had so many long awaited technical upgrade of the J1/J4 IOS network, both in people available for this event we even had Christmas style Theatre and the UK. Work has already begun in earnest with an cheerleaders, led by SSgt (FofS) ‘Barnacle Bill’ Fraser. The in-depth programme of trials, such as ‘pen’ testing and usability. group stages went well and we met 10 Sig Regt in the semi-final. 600 Tp were winning 1-0 with only 2 minutes to play when a poor Later this year a small team will deploy to conduct the unenviable substitution cost us the game 2-1. It transpired later that if we task of installing the new and decommissioning the old networks had reached the final, 600 Tp would have won the COs cup. Still in Afghanistan. Good luck with that one! So morale remains high there’s always next year. as we await the raft of fast-balls and technical challenges that 2011 will no-doubt bring. USSO GCN NETWORKS - by SSgt (FofS)’Paddy’ Partington TACTICAL SST Like many other units, this has seen a busy time for GCN Networks, providing on site support for exercises both in the UK We, the new Tactical Systems Support Team, arrived in Helmand and Germany with a further 7 pencilled in. Not only deployed early Nov 10 to find we had been squeezed 3 to a room where support, but with new systems now under our “watch” a heavy many a discussion arose about how it is against Human Rights to training burden has ensued. Over the last few weeks and months have this many in such a small space. Once SSgt Andy Quinn we have seen our staff get trained on the following systems; AAC had picked the best pit space, Sgt Mick Garry and Sgt FALCON, CORMORANT, CORTEZ and also an extensive Micky Frain were straight into RSOI. The outgoing team were REACHER training courses to enable our team to carry out 180 flying out before we knew it and we were on our own. Tasks day maintenance in Theatre. came in thick and fast, we first saw the team being tasked by Task Force Helmand to conduct Health Checks around Theatre We have also recently taken over the support for TNG which we on the Ops Room Bowman fits. are frantically trying to get on top of. As you can imagine the

14 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 The team started deploying around the PBs, beginning with Khar finest civilian attire and eagerly awaited the minibus for the Nikah to install a DOR. Installation went well, then our problems Badger Brewery tour organised by Cpl Stu Mason. Thankfully started with trying to get the guys back out. What should have due to a previous port fine by FofS Barney Gray, Stu also kindly donated and served up some warm up drinks which were gratefully received despite being served in plastic cups. Picking up WO1 Si Jones on the way we eventually arrived at the brewery for our spectacular tour filled with history and wonderment… how long is it before we get to drink the free pint?

Tac Sys Brewery Trip Sgt Frain installing the DOR at Khar-Nikah The reasonably priced real ale been a 3 day turn around turned into an 8 day ordeal, thanks flowed freely and was heartily enjoyed with some really good hot RAF. To make matters worse the temp dropped considerably food from the kitchens. After a nasty encounter with the over the week and not mentioning any names, Sgt Micky Frain, a ‘Blandford Fly’ Capt ‘Hutch’ Hutchinson bid us farewell as the summer sleeping bag is not quite up to the job of aiding in a rest of us continued on into the seediest drinking establishments good nights sleep at -1. Top tip for all persons deploying to of Blandford Forum. Cpl “if it’s free it’s for me” Mason later Theatre over the winter period - bring a bouncing bomb. (stupidly) accepted various random concoctions of alcohol/ The trips now started to mount up as the team were deploying Tabasco/drip tray only to regret it later. Thanks to FofS Barney weekly to conduct Health Checks and give advice to the fighting Gray for suggesting the contents of those drinks to the Barmaid. troops out on the ground. This was greatly received as the guys A really good day was had by all and allowed the Tri-Service team showed what the equipment can do if looked after and used to get on with some bonding. correctly. The Vehicle Reception Station at Bastion is the biggest supplier of our work with integration of new vehicles into theatre. EXERCISE FLANDERS - 28 NOVEMBER 2010 - by Cpl Mason A couple of new variants of Warthog vehicles gave us a couple of headaches with the new UHF self tracking antenna systems. Having successfully (ish) navigated through the Euro tunnel and across France, Cpl Stu Mason, Cpl Ronnie De-Bique and WO1 The banter around the office within the teams was as good as Si Jones eventually completed the mammoth journey in the ever with the DII, LSST, Cortez and ourselves sharing an office. happy bus to arrive in the middle of a river (according to the sat- We had a half day for the 25 Dec, where the USSO teams nav) at the French Barracks somewhere near St-Clément, with the enjoyed a brief respite from the work. Christmas day brought Tactical Network Gateway in the boot. We savoured our first presents from the Unit back home. Sgt Micky Garry received a taste of French cuisine, a Findus crispy pancake, some chips and stress ball which has been put to good use and SSgt Andy a bread roll from the cookhouse. After settling into the luxurious Quinn received a lovely hair brush and shampoo (all those that on suite barrack accommodation, TNG was successfully set up know me will find the funny side in that one - baldy). We also without too much hindrance from the French Army, despite Cpl enjoyed a football coaching session from the assistant Ronnie De-Bique forgetting to bring his . manager Stuart Pearce. Thankfully WO1 Si Jones supplied him with a dog-eared spare New Year came and went and the deployments to PBs continued. with a cloth badge. The blisteringly cold temperature and heavy We were given the good news that we are being evicted from our snow were too much even for the -15°c windscreen wash we accommodation to move into the luxury of the Bastion tents. brought with us, which turned into blue slush puppy. In work it Saturday nights is the thrilling night of the week with the friendly wasn’t long before emails were flying between the Anglo-French games of poker and the odd film night to entertain ourselves. alliance and the TNG was running like a dream, so we felt obliged to partake in the obligatory glass of wine with lunch - and dinner. TAC SYS BREWERY TRIP - by Cpl Stu Mason Followed by a choice of 3 different bars inside the accommodation block – well the gym was closed and the roads Directly following a swift Naffi break, Tac Sys team donned their covered in snow and ice!

CIS TRIALS AND DEVELOPMENT UNIT

SO1 Lt Col R Healey With a successful ECI behind us the Tp are looking forward to COMMAND BATTLESPACE MANAGEMENT (LAND) TROOP another busy year. We are finding that support to the UOR process is increasingly becoming our main effort, such as OC WO1 (YofS) Wyldes BCIP5.4 UORs, BISAs and development and trials of Enhanced SSgt SSgt A Mechen HCDR. However support to the Equipment Programme goes on, with support for the Multinational Experiment (MNE), which Despite only changing its name 2 years ago, TTFKABTT (The Tp normally means a ‘jolly’ to the US for a lucky few; apparently they Formerly Known as Bowman Trials Team) may be in for another do work hard. bout of re-naming; but that’s for another day. At present the Tp of 19 have 13 different cap-badged personnel with a good spread Since the last edition we have said farewell to Sgt Andy Rose of experience, allowing us to continue to support the exploitation RE, who leaves us on completion of 22 years service and Cpl of Bowman. Andy Worthington RLC, who leaves us to join 6 RIFLES; we wish

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 15 and LCpl Chris O’Neil who starts at 1(UK) ADSR in the coming days. WO2 (YofS) Murphy leaves the Army after 25 years, only to be returning in a few weeks in his civilian attire to work on the same project! The transition to civvy life has been a smooth process for him, with baseball and fancy scarves being part of his Cpl Mundy briefs the rest of the team on convoy drills at everyday WO2 (YofS) Murphy receiving his Whitesands in the USA for some time now! presentation from Lt Col Healey them and their families all the best for the future. We have recently welcomed Sgt Dan Brook YORKS and Sappers Mark Congratulations also go to Cpl Lee Pell who has gained a Needham and Nick Hayward (who have both already managed a Foundation Degree since completing his Class 1 CS Eng trade caving trip!). We also welcome back WO2 (FofS) Warren Quinn course. from Op HERRICK who, with the TiGR Fielding Team, was instrumental in the networking of TiGR over HCDR. 346 (COMD SP & CIS) TEAM

TRIALS TROOP CIS TDU CHRISTMAS FUNCTION - by LCpl Tait

OC Capt M Speed In the run up to the function LCpl Stu Tait and Sig Ben Taylor SSgt SSgt J Dolan took the helm in planning the event and following much deliberation decided that the George III Bar would meet the The run up to Christmas detailed spec provided by the Tp (cheap beer and a short walk provided the Tp with plenty home). The evening comprised of a ‘traditional’ Christmas dinner, of challenge as the old adage disco and live band fronted by Sig Taylor as lead vocalist/ of ‘work hard, play hard’ was guitarist and supported by Sgt Ingot on drums and Sgt Pitcairn tested across the teams. It on bass. The dress code had been set as suits or equivalent, also saw SSgt (FofS) Doyle however Sgt ‘Chappy’ Chapman and Sgt Rob Nicholas had an working away from his office unusual interpretation of the word ‘suit’, deciding that a Buzz within CSD Networks, so Lightyear and an inflatable sumo wrestling ‘suit’ would suffice! with that in mind some The night proved a successful event with a good time had by all. unnamed members of T Tp A special mention must go to LCpl Anne Bates and Cpl Jay ‘gapped the position’ at his Seymour who ‘cut’ some amazing shapes on the dance floor! desk with a short notice The stand-in FofS – a marked candidate. 543 (ECM) TEAM improvement! Finally the Tp were pleased ECM TRIALS UPDATE - by LCpl O’Neill to welcome the SOinC(A) in January who conducted a visit of the On Sun 28 Nov, 543 (ECM) Team set off for sunny Wales to begin another ECM FP trial under the command of Sgt Chapman. The trial was scheduled to last 10 days, however the weather forecast for the period included heavy snow and sub-zero temperatures! Day 1 consisted of operator and trials training on the equipment. By Day 2 the trial was underway and involved walking up and down a rather chilly airstrip talking to each other via satellite phone. Hot topics of conversation ranged from the local sheep, cloud formations and after several days of trialling, some terrible jokes began to flow. After 10 days the team were happy to finish the trial and were soon spending some time with their families over the Christmas break.

With the New Year upon us the team headed off for their first trial of 2011, departing a cold Blandford Camp at 0530hrs in order to travel to the trials site and get a full day’s work done before sunset. Luckily the weather forecast looked somewhat brighter this time round with no snow on the horizon and temperatures just above freezing. On arrival, the usual Monday morning jinx began to strike with kit not working and faults being found on the platform. Due to the nature of the faults this set the trial back a Cpl Pell and Sgt McIntosh brief the SOinC(A) full day and a half, but once remedied we were soon back on track and quickly completed all trials on the first variant of ECM and Special Projects trials teams to see some of the vehicle. The final trial involved ‘man-packing’, so luckily there projects they are currently involved in trialling. was no vehicle to slow the work down and the team quickly The ECM Team we have said goodbye to Sgt Wayne Stainthorp completed the trial in a day thanks to a huge team effort.

16 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 749 (SPECIAL PROJECTS) TEAM work with the protection kit we were given and some of us could have done with slightly more room for movement (or more PT). SPECIAL PROJECTS TRIALS UPDATE This lack of flexibility was soon felt as we started to walk to the – by LCpl Briscoe and Sig Haagensen entrance of the first cave, confronted with a stile to clamber over. The first cave was a Level 1 route and provided, what was for After our busiest year in 2010 the team were surprised to hear many, a first glimpse of caving. You soon realise how easy it that 2011 would be even higher in tempo, with increased Special would be to get lost in these systems with caverns all looking the Projects capability being procured across the SF community. In same. When we all stayed still and turn off our head torches, it Dec the team saw a number of demonstrations on a capability was deathly they were due to trial in September, however as can often be the quiet and case, further work was required by the manufacturer before the absolutely capability would be ready for User trials. Our final PT session of pitch black the year was planned as a jog along the seafront followed by a with a swim in the sea at Sandbanks in Poole. However, due to the ‘big somewhat freeze’ and a ‘confirmation recce’ by Lt Col Healey the session eerie feeling in was cancelled, much to the relief of many! Instead the TDU ran a the air. fancy dress circuit training session which brought out some very tight and often see through outfits! In contrast the entrance to We would like to thank LCpl Tait and Sig Taylor for organising the second the Christmas Function. If we run out of Mk 6 helmets we can cave provided request some more of those potato skins which would have no a very dramas stopping a bullet. LCpl Briscoe has organised a ‘Biggest picturesque Loser’ competition to give the Tp some motivation to lose any surrounding; spare tyres left over from Christmas. The results will be published Only a couple of smiles prior to heading in – note that was until in the next edition of The Wire – no pressure guys! the river flowing into the entrance is out of shot! the moment we saw the A DAYS CAVING – by Cpl Seymour river flowing into the entrance! It was at this point we realized we were going to get very wet and this was confirmed when we saw On a cold Wednesday morning, myself, Maj Orr, LCpl Andy what can only be described by a stone ‘U bend’ water flume that Maidment and our driver Cpl ‘Keechy’ Keech set off from suddenly disappeared round a corner with a torrent of water Blandford Camp for a one day introduction to Caving. We flowing through it. travelled to the Mendip Hills in Somerset, where we completed a trail of 2 different cave systems throughout the day. The laughter A great day was had by all that took part and we would like to soon broke out on arrival when we tried to fit into the clothing say a big thank you to Maj Cordina for running the day and we’d been provided. The concept ‘one size fits all’ just doesn’t bringing us all back safely.

LENDING A HAND IN SOUTH AFRICA – by Cpl Cryle beautiful little cars we finally arrived at our first of 3 high class hotels. The weather when we arrived was not the best, it was in The day: Mon 31 January 2011 true Brit style, raining. Not letting the The time: 0630 weather dampen our sprits, one of our The place: Heathrow, team had to go for a swim. Even though it was thundering and lighting and the rain Ten exhausted, tanned but shivering coming down so hard it could put a small soldiers emerge from the terminal. They cat or dog unconscious, our Scotsman all look at each other and agree... they Sig ‘Biscuits’ Brown still got his shorts wished they were back in Africa. on and went for a swim.

On 16 January 2011 10 volunteers from The hard work begins the White Helmets deployed to South Africa for 2 weeks of “hard work” helping After a nice evenings sleep we arrived at out a small school for underprivileged Forrest Town school, where we were children and those with special needs, greeted with smiles, handshakes and called Forrest Town. hugs. There was even a rainbow saying welcome soldiers in the hall. Once we After a long 11 hour flight we arrived in had been given the grand tour our first Johannesburg, some fresher than others. task was given by the schools caretakers Most of our trip would not have been Jan and Frank. Our job was to rip up a possible with out the help of our sponsors curb outside the school and put in a providing us with our flights, ramp. Sounds simple, yes, but none of accommodation and a lot of free meals in us have ever put in a ramp, so let’s just some really nice resturants. Even our car say we made a mess and looked like we rental was sponsored. Our cars were had most of the concrete and sand on us provided by Avis, they gave us 3 lovely than the ramp, but we did finish it and it Kia Picanto’s, one red, one blue and one did survive first contact. silver, so we called our selfs the Italian job. We kind of had to drive like we were After our ramp job we were given other in the film anyway because out there the tasks, repaint the back stage area, strip locals drive like mad men. and repaint the wall around the

So after our long flight and receiving our Even without bikes balance is key

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 17 playground, strip and paint the window frames and by far our our night drive we sighted one of hardest to find big cats, the biggest job, strip, plaster, and repaint the schools cafe entrance. leopard. For most of the guys that was definitely the highlight. Now it was not all just work, swim, work. We did mange to see a lot on our many adventure drives to and from the school everyday After our African adventure weekend we returned to our jobs, (because we never got lost?). Like I mentioned earlier we had a determined to finish them before we left. So the team took off lot of sponsored meals, some of my personal highlights included there tops in true British builder style and smashed out the a peanut butter burger, a very rare carvery, an awesome seafood jobs. It was nice to see everyone working hard and taking platter, a banana and pride in there work, wanting bacon pizza and, of to finish the job for the course, the best of all a children, which I am glad to 1kg steak. say we did. After the work was complete we were We also managed to see treated to a full school the local wildlife. We assembly where we spent our weekend at a received many thanks and place called Bakubung. gifts from the children. This is 4 star game drive From the assembly we resort. Our rooms looked moved on to our last hotel, straight out into the wild the 5 star Da Vinci hotel, as and one morning we were used by the top football even greated by some players during the world local monkeys fighting cup. It was a totally over food. What we all amazing place to stay. In wanted to see was some fact we would all agree the big cats. All weekend all whole trip was amazing and we wanted were big cats, was filled with stories and big cats and more big memories that we all hope cats!. Luckily for us on The whole team to repeat next year.

INTRODUCING ALL SAINTS’ GARRISON CHURCH

is your Church to allow that to happen. There may be those who - by: Revd Roy Burley MA CF(M) wish to be married within the Church, although there is the problem of residency which may preclude this happening unless For many who read this you are resident in the local area. magazine, you will be all too familiar with the Garrison Finally, for those who do not have access to a chaplain, the Church on Blandford Camp. Garrison Chaplain is at the end of a telephone and may be able to assist. Please, if I am not in my office, do leave a message for However, what you may not me, my telephone numbers are on the advert elsewhere in this be aware of is that in June magazine. As a church we are constantly looking for ways to 2010, HRH the Princess enhance the building as a Corps Church, however, those who Royal was present at the remember the building will recall that it has a unique style of dedication of the Church as building, which means that it is almost impossible to put anything the Corps Church of the on the walls. Within the Church the books of Remembrance are Royal Corps of Signals. kept, each Sunday a page is turned and a prayer is said to What does that mean for you? remember those who have paid the ultimate sacrifice. On a very practical level, it has a threefold impact, firstly, it means The Church has recently adopted a Mission Statement which that each Sunday those from the Corps who are currently declares: The Mission of All Saints’ Garrison Church, is to provide deployed on Operations are prayed for, and there is a map at the a spiritual home Church for the Royal Corps of Signals, to be a back of the Church which shows where you all are. caring community in Christ for both the Garrison and Trainees. We are a fellowship of Christian people committed to worshipping God and serving Him in the Church and the world. I hope that we can live up to that statement.

I feel it a great privilege to be the chaplain to the Corps, and it is my desire that the link between the Corps Church and you as an individual member of the Corps is strengthened.

Finally, if I can be of help, please do not hesitate to get in touch. If anyone knows the identity of the flag in the Secondly, for those within the Corps who wish to be remembered photograph, I would specifically for any reason in prayer, we will include you in our be most grateful if prayers, and, as Garrison Chaplain, I am always more than happy you could get in to receive prayer requests from anyone. touch. Thirdly, for those who wish to have children Christened, then this Recognise this banner?

18 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 Royal Signals Corps Week 16 -20 May 2011

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People Line of Development (PLOD) Meeting - Rutherford Mon 16 May ICS Professionals Seminar - Cinema ICS Supper - HQ WOs & Sgts Mess WOs 1 RD Conference HQ WOs & Sgts Mess WOs 1 RD Dinner - Location TBC ICS Seminar - Cinema WOs 1 RD Conf - HQ Sgts Mess Tue 17 May SOinC(A) Conference - Princess Mary Hall (PMH) Morrison Cup (Day One) - Athletics Track Corps Dinner - HQ Officers Mess

SOinC(A) Conference - (PMH) Wed 18 May Morrison Cup (Day Two & Presentation) - Athletics Track Signallers Cup Final Party in the Park Sports Ground (KO 16:00hrs) Sports Ground (Starts 18:00hrs)

Exercise Agile Mercury Workshop - Princess Mary Hall (PMH) - Seated for 08:30hrs Thu 19 May TA Committee - Meeting Rutherford

Fri 20 May O&D TAS/State of the Nation Meeting - Rutherford

Instructions and joining proformas will be issued by individual event organisers. A centralised accommodation management service will be established

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 19 July 2011) 2011) July Prize - £250 Prize - £500 Prize - £1000 st nd rd st 2 3 1 (Closing Date – 31 – Date (Closing opportunities? ROYAL SIGNALS INSTITUTION SIGNALS ROYAL Deane–Drummond Prize Essay Competition 2011 recognise the breadth of cyber activity; and, and, activity; cyber of breadth the recognise make specific recommendations for Royal Signals. Signals. Royal for recommendations make specific Rules of the Competition: the of Rules (RSI). Institution Signals Royal the of Members Serving Full be must Entrants format. word electronic in submitted and words 1500-2500 between be should Essays included. be not should matters Classified Referencing. of System Harvard with accordance in be must quotes and References 11. Jul 31 than later no RSI the of Secretary the reach should Essays space provides for our future prosperity and for advancing our security interests”. interests”. security our advancing for and prosperity future our for provides space The essay should: demonstrate understanding of cyber threats and opportunities; opportunities; and threats cyber of understanding demonstrate should: essay The which addresses threats from states, criminals and terrorists and seizes opportunities which cyber which andopportunities terrorists seizes and criminals states, from threats addresses which SDSR context: “over the next 5 years, we will develop a transformative programme for cyber security programme cyber for transformative a develop will we years, 5 next the “over SDSR context: Question: How should the Corps adapt in response to cyber threats and

20 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 Timeline Master’s Award Master’s Awards Selection Committee Awards Medal for Adventurous Endevear Adventurous Medal for (Except for SOinC(A) Commendations) SOinC(A) for (Except Task - Final selection of awards - Final Task of Sub Committee recommendations - Consider Process Composition: least 3 of the following) (At Master of Signals Chairman of RSI Commandant Representative SOinC(A) Awarded for Special Contribution to the Corps to Special Contribution for Awarded 7 Mar 11 7 Mar 11 31 Mar 11 By 11 1 May DCOS from CoC to letter Timeline and - Process By 1 Jul 11 10 - 31 Mar closes (1 Apr 11) year - Award DCOS copy RSI Sec, (Names only to citations for - Proposals 11 Jul & Aug Sep 11 be with RSI Secretary to - Citations Sub Committee Awards for tidying and preparation - Citations 6 Oct 11 Oct 11 11 17 Nov Selection Committee and Awards Sub Committee - Awards Thurs) MS Chain (out Mon - Public through Public - Awards RSI Dinner at presented - Awards Journal The sanitised and published in Citations - Award Scale - Max 1-2 per year Eligibility - Serving, full members of RSI Nomination Sources - CoC or CC - CoC Sources Nomination Decision - Awards Committee System Committee Decision - Awards Decision - Awards Committee System or Master System Committee Decision - Awards Awarded for Outstanding contribution - Exploration, Expeds, AT Expeds, - Exploration, Outstanding contribution for Awarded Scale - Max 1-2 per year Eligibility - Anybody but normally non R SIGNALS Eligibility - Anybody Nomination Sources - CoC, CC or Master CC - CoC, Sources Nomination Royal Signals Institution Awards 2011 Signals Institution Awards Royal Silver Medal Silver Awards Sub Committee Awards Princess MaryPrincess Medal SOinC(A) Commendation SOinC(A) Awarded for Professional Achievement Professional for Awarded Task - To lter nominations and makes recommendations nominations lter To - Task with 5 scorers - Run along the lines of MS Board Process Composition: Chairman RSI Vice Col DCOS/Regtl Member RSI Council or FofS YofS Corps RSI Sec Highest Award - awarded for Outstanding Service for - awarded Highest Award Awarded for Enhancing Value and Standing of the Corps and Standing Value Enhancing for Awarded Nomination Sources - CoC or CC - CoC Sources Nomination Decision - Awards Committee System Committee Decision - Awards Scale - Max 1-2 per year, normally 1 Scale - Max 1-2 per year, Eligibility - Serving or recently retired, full members of RSI Eligibility - Serving retired, or recently Scale - 2-3 per year Nomination Sources - CoC or CC - CoC Sources Nomination Eligibility - Anybody Eligibility - Anybody Eligibility - Serving full members of RSI Decision - SOinC(A) Decision - Awards Committee System Committee Decision - Awards Timeline - Anytime - Min notice 4 weeks - Anytime Timeline Nomination Sources - CoC, SOinC(A) or Cascade SOinC(A) - CoC, Sources Nomination Scale - 30-40 per year

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 21 Celebrity Amateur Golf Event 2011

CAGE 2011

(Children’s Hospice), and local schools for children with special needs. This year the proceeds will benefit Help for Heroes, Phab Kids and Corps Charities.

CAGE provides an opportunity for senior people from business, the defence industry and the military CIS community to get to know each other in a relaxed setting. It also allows those who want to “swing a golf club” to do so.

CAGE has also been regularly supported by a variety of sporting legends including: Brian Close, Derek Underwood, Peter Osgood, Stuart Watkins, Don Shepherd, Ron Harris, Mervyn Kitchen, Freddie Titmus and John Conteh.

Set in the beautiful setting of Ashley Wood Golf Club in the rolling hills of North Dorset, preparations are underway once more for the annual CAGE Golf Event.

CAGE was originally conceived in 1992 as a fund raising idea for the construction of the new wing for the Royal Signals Museum. The first event was held in Catterick and was a great success attracting golfers from the Royal Signals and from industry, as well as golfing celebrities mainly from Yorkshire Cricket and Leeds Football Club.

Subsequently the event moved to Dorset and has raised money for national, local and military charities as well as for Royal Signals charities. So far the event has raised more than a quarter of a million pounds which has been shared with charities including; Save the Children, the Children’s Wessex Hospice, Julia’s House The event starts with a cocktail party, which this year will be in the Royal Signals Museum on the evening of Monday 11th July 2011. The next day a Stableford format golf tournament is played at the local Ashley Wood Golf Club, described by Peter Alliss as Dorset’s hidden jewel. Each team is made up of two or three corporate players with a celebrity and/or a Military player.

The golf is followed by a Regimental Black Tie Dinner in the Royal Signals Officers Mess in Blandford Garrison with entertainment provided by a Military Band.

The cost of entering a team for CAGE is £700 and there are also other sponsorship opportunities.

If you would like to join us for CAGE please contact Rachel Fuller who can be contacted at [email protected] but you should note that entry is limited to 30 sponsored teams.

22 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 NEWS OF TRAINING

11th () SIGNAL REGIMENT BLANDFORD

CO Lt Col J A L Vosper demonstrated on the night. Then the team went into battle RSM WO1 (RSM) M Yendell against a more experienced REME ‘select’ team as part of a Charity Boxing Night in aid of The Army Benevolent Fund (The NEWS FROM RHQ – by WO1 (RSM) M Yendell Soldiers’ Charity). Unfortunately, the result did not favour us. However, the lessons we learned proved invaluable against the RHQ and the Field Officers of the Regt recently deployed for 2 infantry. days to do some “brain storming” in Portsmouth at HMS Training for the Quarter Finals then began in earnest and the SULTAN. This occurs a couple of times a year, and gets us out of coaches, led by Cpl Paul Gardner, set to work on areas of camp to avoid all the distractions that 1800 soldiers can bring! weakness identified during previous bouts. The team welcomed Several things were on the agenda, including SWOT Analysis, Cpl Brice to the coaching squad, and were sharpened by Staff Development, Ofsted, Self-Assessment and Continuous drawing on his extensive Army Boxing knowledge. The team Improvement and finally for a bit of teambuilding in the form of conducted arduous physical training every morning from 0600 the Damage Repair Instructional Unit (DRIU) at HMS EXCELLENT until 0715, run by Cpl Baily and LCpl Pye. All boxing training on the afternoon of the second day. was conducted in the team’s own time outside of trade training, a superb example of commitment from all involved. After a hard day of brain storming WO1 (FofS) Openshaw decided we should all go into Portsmouth for something to eat Before we knew it the day was upon us as we had our first and have few drinks – “team building” I think she called it. After glimpse of the fusiliers at the weigh-in. To our surprise, they were the debacle of the taxi journey down to the ferry crossing and the all human and they were not as lean as us! Morale was raised Foreman cursing the RD community for their organisational skills, considerably! we eventually arrived at Gun Wharf Quays. We had a great curry and a few of the finest Tiger beers and then back to the ferry for Sig ‘Skinny’ Burns, who weighed in at Light Heavy, did a good night’s sleep before the following days DRIU experience. particularly well to get down to his weight and suffered a long, hungry night ensuring he did not put it back on. Sig ‘OG’ Oguaju The DRIU is the Royal Navy’s ‘holed’ or, in our case, sinking ship won his bout at the weigh-in as his opponent hoped he was our simulator, which is used to safely train personnel in effective mascot and not a boxer! He was sadly mistaken. damage control. The unit simulates flood damage with water flooding in from numerous damage points from various pump The night started with an exhibition bout for Sig ‘ASBO’ Wilson rooms and passage ways. On arrival at HMS EXCELLENT we at Middle Weight who is renowned in the team for going toe-to- were met by some cheerful ‘Jolly Jacks’ who set about toe and winning every bout this way. He did not disappoint and demonstrating the skills that we would need in order to prevent proceeded to out-box his opponent for 3 rounds. ourselves from drowning. This included running through the various types of actions that would assist us, from blocking the Feather Weight was a walk-over for the Welsh infantrymen due to holes with wood to more complex shoring techniques to an injury on our team. strengthen the structure on-board. Light Weight saw Sig Greenaway in the first boxing bout of his We were split into 2 teams. Although we were to be ‘ship mates’ career. As a natural boxer, he was one to watch and won the first it was more a case of ‘ship wrecks’ after the wind-up from hell by round comfortably against an outstanding boxer. However, due the ‘Jolly Stokers’, compounded (for some) by the effects of to a couple of infringements, points were deducted and the Pompey the night before! So it was all-aboard HMS HAVOC battalion took this bout. harbouring visions of doom as the doors were bolted behind us! The captain of the ship was a German Naval officer on an Sig Younger was next up at Light Welter. Within the team he is exchange visit and his accent, whilst demanding ‘action stations!’ known for his fitness and classic style. Once again he faced no made the experience more surreal; he even threw in the odd novice who pushed him all the way. Due to a couple of debatable ‘achtung Spitfire’ for good measure (so it’s not true, some infringements this bout also went to the Welshmen. Germans do have a sense of humour! After a good few lateral rolls the freezing water started to gush, thunder, and deluge at some silly pressure into the confined spaces and our new found skills were tested. We saved the ship with no losses (less some dignity).

ARMY MAJOR UNITS BOXING COMPETITION QUARTER FINALS VICTORY - by WO1 Watson

On 3 Feb 11, the Regtl Boxing Team took part in the Army Major Units Novice Class A Boxing Competition Quarter Finals against 1 RW. This bout was the teams’ biggest challenge to date.

The boxing season to this point had shown mixed results. During the build up to the Inter Sqn Boxing Competition, the Ph 2 trainees had shown outstanding commitment and dedication to training which was evident by the standard and energy Cpl Duffy catches his opponent on the chin.

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 23 At this point 0-3 down, as OiC boxing, I certainly felt the pressure was on!

Middle Weight saw the only non- Ph 2 trainee take part. Cpl Chris Duffy joined the team in Dec 10 and with his competition experience was a great asset. He took the fight to his opponent and outboxed him from the start. He won all 3 rounds convincingly.

We had scraped one back. Next was Sig ‘The Cat’ Catten who boxed at Middle Weight. He punished his foe repeatedly for 3 rounds and certainly didn’t look like he had just boxed in the biggest bout of his life so far. Suddenly we were on their heels, 3-2 at the interval. Confidence grew, knowing we had some real talent to come. Sig Catten delivers a powerful blow. The evening recommenced with the Light Heavy Weight bout which introduced Sig Burns, who lesson. How wrong he was! 4-3 and the team’s wide eyes and smiles were evidence of our surprise and glee.

Sig ‘OG’ Oguaju (our “mascot”) boxed at Heavy Weight. Confident, we knew that Sig Oguaju was a dead cert to win and he did not disappoint, stopping his opponent in the first round after an 8-count and a refusal to continue. ‘OG’ hadn’t even broken sweat!

The final bout was the eagerly anticipated Welter Weight bout with Sig ‘Rooney’ Mazzali representing the Regt He gave away quite a lot of height to his Welsh opponent, but as that always seems to be the case, we weren’t too worried! As promised, this was a fast and skilful bout and both boxers displayed courage and determination. It was evident that the outcome was down to the one with the will and desire to win. ‘Rooney’ triumphed and beat his opponent on points, initiating somewhat predictable and not so original chanting of our supporters, which would have shamed the ‘Stretford End’!. Sig Greenaway getting to grips with his Royal Welsh opponent had dieted and trained hard to make the weight. Having already The whole gym was in uproar as it went 6-3 to 11 (RSS) Sig Regt. shown true dedication to training, it was now time to put his hard For the team, the taste of victory was sweet. We were through! work to the test and to once again demonstrate his mental and physical prowess. He did this with style and boxed like a veteran Cpl Chris Duffy was presented Best Boxer of the night, an award of the ring. His now lighter frame made him faster and sharper, thoroughly deserved. jabbing his opponent almost incessantly for 3 rounds to a convincing victory; 3-3, fantastic! 11 (RSS) Sig Regt boxers have been drawn to face 4 RIFLES in the semis at Tidworth. This will be the biggest challenge to date Next the Cruiser Weight fight with 17 year old Sig Conway, who for the Regtl Boxing Team and one we face with utter had never boxed before joining the team in December. To add to determination. the pressure of the night his brother had come to watch from 216 (Para) Sig Sqn. Sig Conway’s opponent was an older fusilier who seemed confident that he would teach ‘this ‘young upstart’ a TUG OF WAR VICTORY – by WO2 (SSM) A Fraser As if our recent victory at Boxing wasn’t enough, 9 members of the Regt recently went on a road trip to Bovington Camp. As they took 9 soldiers with them it would become apparent that we were eligible to enter a team so long as we could come in at under 640kg. As it happened we weighed in at 623kg (giving away 17 kg). This, you may say, does not sound a lot but in ToW terms it’s a quarter of a man!

At the event there were 5 other teams, 17 Port and Maritime A & B, ATR Pirbright, 3 Rifles, and 11 REME Bn. Having arrived just in the nick of time (due to soldiers having trade tests) we were last to register and the draw for the competition had to be redone. This gave us the upper hand as the others teams reckoned that we had thrown the team together that morning (and they were right!) A Royal Welsh boxer having had better days. As the competition started we were keen to take stock of the

24 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 other teams to see if we had to change tactics or not. It became apparent after our first end there were only 2 teams in the BLANDFORD ENTERTAINMENT CLUB - by Cpl Taletawa competition, us and 17 Port and Maritime! Although we were strong and felt good, so did they and to top it off they had 4 of After walking around the blocks a few times and seeing the last year’s Army Squad - this was going to be no mean feat! amount of musical kit in people’s bed spaces, a few of us came up with his idea of forming a music club. Word of mouth and Myself, Sgt Petch and SSgt (SQMS) White decided to have a copious amounts of flyers and posters generated interest and in “team talk” and explain to the lads what may happen. Sgt Petch no time at all the club was up and running. briefed everyone that there was going to be 2 different types of ToW out there and that it would go to whoever wanted it most. We had no kit whatsoever so we had to ask members to bring in They would hump (i.e use the upper body and heave the rope their own for the first practise sessions. We managed to find back - Army teams are renowned for this tactic) and a good team some kit from the old music club, though most of it didn’t work! has 3 good heaves in them. They took us 3.5 metres but burned Initial practise sessions unearthed an impressive and hitherto out and we had to work for 7.5 metres to win. It went to the unknown amount of talent lurking in Blandford and there was letter, exactly as Sgt Petch had described and hurt more than I nothing for it but to launch the club upon the Garrison. Sig could ever have imagined, but we had the first end. Taylor used his contacts to get a live rehearsal at the Dolphin Pub the day before which was a total success, banishing the Expending much energy on the first end we knew that the second butterflies and nerves in front of total strangers. The launch was was going to be no easier. We gritted our teeth and held on with held in Helles Bar (one of Blandford Camp’s swankest whatever grip was left! After what seemed like an eternity the establishments) and we couldn’t believe the amount of people rope slowly started to come to us then, as if we were running who turned up. Several of the Regt’s ‘VIPs’ were in attendance back, we watched one by one the other team pop, then the including: the Regt 2IC Maj McCorry and WO1 (RSM) Yendell. whistle blast came! The 4 Div Championship Trophy was coming The night was a mixture of reggae, rock, ballads and everyone to Blandford! had their turn showing their talents. All in all it was a complete success and we would like to thank everyone who came on the Well done to all in the team - a job well done! night and helped make it possible.

ARMY CROSS COUNTRY CHAMPIONSHIPS 2011 VICTORY The club is now running regularly in the Helles Bar. Tuesday is for - by Sig Hathaway music lessons taken by members for free and taught on an experience basis. Thursday is now dedicated for practises as we On 9 Feb 11, 2 teams from the Regt departed for the highlight of have got a summer festival to prepare for and a regular spot in what has been a long and already successful season with the the Dolphin Pub. We look forward to the club going from strength male team already having claimed the Corps Championship, the to strength in the coming months! female team Corps runners up and both performing well in the 4 Div competitions, including the female 4 Div champions. 2 (CATTERICK) SQUADRON

Upon arriving, under the guidance of the Team IC & 2IC Maj OC Maj J C Maynard MBE Lindsey Courage and WO1 Phil Jenkinson all 16 members of SSM WO2 (SSM) A Fraser both teams quickly registered for the upcoming race. After receiving a course brief which confirmed what previous Time and tide wait for no man, and the Sqn have recently said competitors had said about it being a tough, hilly course, the goodbye to a number of the Permanent Staff at a horse racing women’s team made their way to the start line. They achieved night in the Helles Bar, kindly arranged by Sgt Mark Iddon from some really great results both as a team and individually with Maj EW Wing. The Sqn 2ic, Capt Jim Boyden, leaves Blandford Courage taking 6th place overall and 1st veteran female and Sig much older and greyer to take up a post in Kenya to shoot tigers Leggett taking 3rd junior female. and get a suntan. OC Beaufighter Tp, WO1 Phil Jenkinson, leaves to become RSM of 3 (UK) DSR and Cpl Mark Towers A little over half an hour later the men were under way. After a finally leaves Blandford to go to 21 Sig Regt (AS). Sgt Dave Nix frantic start it took a while for the race to settle down but after and Cpl Emma Marlow are both posted on temporary negotiating the tough 9.2km course the male team was led home attachments to BATUS and BATUK respectively and we wish all by Sig Hathaway and WO2 Nuttall. After meeting up at the of them the very best on their new postings! finish and realising that the whole team had performed well, expectations of a team victory were high. After re-convening in We would also like to extend a warm welcome to SSgt Tirtha the gymnasium for the prize giving, it was announced that 11 who is on loan to us from 4 (Mil Trg) Sqn to prevent SSgt Shaun (RSS) Sig Regt were victorious once again and retained the title of the Army Major Unit Cross Country Champions. The whole team went forward to collect the trophy, pleased and elated with this fantastic result!

1 (OUSTON) SQUADRON

OC Maj M Moulton CD SSM WO2 (SSM) D Foster

In the run up to Christmas, 1 (Outson) Sqn took the opportunity to have a team building evening in the bowling alley. The competition was simple - highest score wins! With various sub- plots and personal battles, LCpl ‘Smudge’ Smith took the newly presented SSM’s trophy with a score of 196, although Capt Phil Stubbs tried to claim the moral victory by bowling the fastest ball of the night! We bid a fond farewell to LCpl Smith with a big “thank you” for all his hard work in the Generator Bay.

BATTLEAXE TROOP The coaches in action

OC Capt N Flavelle Hutson from going insane in an office on his own, as well as Sgt SSgt SSgt C Challand Sean Martin who comes to us from ETT on promotion.

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 25 Congratulations must also go to SSgt ‘Bomber’ Lancaster, who 4 (MIL TRG) SQN has recently been selected for promotion to WO2 and Sgt Mark Iddon on his recent promotion – our heartiest congratulations to OC Maj D Ashton you both! SSM WO2 (SSM) R Love

SQUADRON SYNDICATE TRAINING WEEKEND - BULFORD EXERCISE TRAINING TROOP RANGES – by Sig Gibson Tp OC Capt Crowe Firing on the ranges will never be a new experience for any Tp SSgt SSgt Davies soldier after finishing basic training. The excitement of pulling the trigger and feeling the kick into your shoulder for the first time has This has been another very busy period for the Tp, with both Ph 2 long gone, yet there is still something exhilarating about firing live and Command Training exercises running right up until the start rounds on a range that makes getting up early and working a cold of the Christmas stand-down period. As usual, most of the Tp January weekend worth it. Well that was the overall consensus were out on ex and missed the Regtl Junior Ranks Christmas among the Ph 2 Soldiers in Beaufighter, Iron and Rhino Tps who Lunch, so for the second year running the Tp SNCOs deployed to took part in the range weekend at Bulford ranges on 22 and 23 Piddlehinton to cook Christmas Dinner. During the planning for Jan 11. this exclusive event, the Sqn 2IC Capt ‘Dicky’ Dyer reminded us The weekend was well planned and put together. On the that this fell on the same day as OC Sqn Maj Dan Ashton’s Saturday morning, we went down to the ranges. The Tps were birthday; thus an amount of deception was involved to ensure split into groups of firers, coaches and butts party. Once we had that WO2 (SSM) Rob Love got the OC to the party on time! grouped and zeroed in the prone at 100m, we began an “application of fire” shoot. This was conducted in the sitting, After a hearty Christmas dinner of roast pork, ( was too kneeling-unsupported and standing-unsupported positions at expensive!), Yorkshire pudding and a selection of vegetables, 100, 200 and 300m. We definitely felt the benefit of this shoot followed by mince pies and custard, the surprise birthday cake and where coached through each individual shot and had our fall was unveiled to a mighty rendition of “Happy Birthday” for the of shot indicated on the witness screen. Sunday was an individual OC. ETT finished the year with a well earned break to re-charge shooting competition, putting into practice our improved shooting the old batteries ready for 2011 (otherwise known as Groundhog skills. This involved shooting from different positions and ranges. year). It kept us on our toes, especially with the magazine change being done mid-practice. It once again put to the test the quality of our The Tp would also personal skills and drills. like to say a fond farewell to Cpl Sean Despite it being cold and everyone being quite tired, there was a Martin who has jovial and competitive atmosphere with everyone doing their best moved to 2 to see through the cold induced tears and ignore their shivering (Catterick) Sqn on blue hands. Spirits were further buoyed by the mid-morning promotion to Sgt, arrival of the converted ambulance burger van! Best shot of the Cpl Bill Harris who weekend was won by CSBR 10/016’s Sig McLelland (Beaufighter has moved internally Tp) and best shot of the day for the electronic shoot on the to the MSTT and Sunday was Sig Somers, again of CSBR 10/016, (Beaufighter finally to Cpl Chris Tp). As per normal, Beaufighter Tp leads the way - again! Wilson on his assignment to 4 Bde 3 (HARROGATE) SQN HQ and Sig Sqn. We also would like OC Major M Solomons MBE to wish a warm Maj Dan Ashton receives his surprise SSM WO2 (SSM) R Luke welcome to Cpls birthday cake Andy Colquhoun, BIRMINGHAM CITY FC V TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR FC ‘T’ Sarawaka and Tragner and LCpl Stacey Manners and finally FUNDRAISING EVENT - by LCpl Stewart to congratulate LCpl Piers Barnett on his promotion to Cpl.

Early December, on a cold Saturday morning, members of the ROYAL SIGNALS SENIOR COMMAND TRAINING TEAM Sqn set off on a voyage to the dizzy heights of Birmingham to watch the Premiership fixture of Birmingham City FC vs SMI WO2 Al Nuttall Tottenham Hotspur FC. The aim of the trip was to raise money SSI SSgt Lee Oxenham SSI SSgt Tirtha for 3 charities, the Royal Signals Benevolent Fund, the Army SSI SSgt DJ Corcoran SSI SSgt Chris Craven Benevolent Fund and Help for Heroes in conjunction with the South Pole race 2011/2012. The event was organised by WO1 S SCLM COURSE 10/005 NOV 2010 – by Sgt Parkes McIlroy (OC Ulster Tp) who managed to obtain a hefty wad of tickets donated by Birmingham City FC. With Cpl Rai and Sgt Day 1 of the SCLM started off with the AFT around Blandford Granville at the wheel of the 2 coaches, morale was surprisingly Camp, proving a little bit too much for some, resulting in 6 high (for a Saturday morning anyway!). failures and RTU. Afterward it was straight back to 4 (Mil Trg) Sqn for the start of many briefings and lessons over the next 4 The 4 hour journey was a small price to pay to see the Blues take weeks. Many “duty rumours” about the course were quickly on the Spurs army. We arrived a good hour before kick off and dispelled by the DS putting a few worried faces at ease and swiftly started collecting. With both sets of fans reaching deep making us confident about what to expect. However, along came into their pockets our buckets soon became full, raising £1500. Wednesday morning and a PLD (Practical Leadership and At 1500hrs the whistle blew for kick off and we all entered to the Development) exercise affectionately known as “dog mess bins”. stadium. To my surprise we were only half a dozen rows from the This proved to be somewhat of an eye opener into the sort of front, right next to the travelling supporters who for the majority fitness and robustness expected of a SNCO, with a few on the of the game were drowning out the home crowd, not bad for free course thinking the warm up itself was a PLD! tickets. The final score was 1-1, but a well fought battle none the less. The journey home was eventful, having a police escort for a With the first of the Defence Writing projects given out our own short while as we were considered part of the travelling away time at night soon became preoccupied with the delights of supporters, and then hitting some peak time traffic. A brilliant JSP101 and all the good stuff that comes with it. After many day out for a great cause. briefs and lessons consisting of intro into the Orders Process, Welfare and Values and Standards amongst many others, Week 1

26 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 ended with a PLD involving a stretcher, jerry cans and Blandford busy schedule the hard training programme has started. This Camp training area - again the PLD proving to be very testing, consists of 5 or more PT sessions a week. Sgt Gough takes the but a great experience which we all benefitted from. course for spinning once a week and Sgt Samuel and Sgt Colbert taking them running. Swimming training will be starting The final PLD culminated in a “round robin” of various tasks closer to the event. around the camp and surrounding area. One of the tasks was the individual 2 miler (challenging enough on its own), but 2 members SSgt Trimble and SSgt Hill have been given the mammoth task of 1 Section were unlucky enough to follow a tac sign that of organising the administration along with 2 counterparts from pointed the wrong way and ended up doing at least 3 extra miles! the YofS course, this is crucial to the successful completion of Sgt Callaghan didn’t seem that bothered, however Sgt Vijay was the event. We are hoping to raise over £10,000 for the charities not impressed at all. The BCCS Phase of the course was and have a website created by members of the FofS(IS) course at conducted at FOB Thorpe. This part of the course was a www.swcpchallenge.co.uk. This has links to the donation pages refresher for some and new to others. It consisted of preliminary for the charities and there will be updates posted to the site on a defences, defence of a FOB, FOB routine, Op BARMA, vehicle regular basis throughout. and foot patrols and many section attacks. It also gave each of the Sect members the chance to hone their skills for their COMMAND TRAINING GROUP command appointments over the 3 days. On return to 4 (Mil Trg) Sqn on the Wednesday evening it was time for Ex BURNHAM A/OC Capt G Oosterveen DEFENDER, an ex using the 7 Questions process and where the DS manage to make 50 minutes turn into 5 minutes! NEWS FROM TROOP COMMANDERS COURSE 078

The following morning consisted of Pl level attacks, which proved EXERCISE LAST ORBIT - by 2Lt Erica Roberts testing as it lasted about 3 hrs with numerous enemy dotted around the area, but mainly at the top of hills. The afternoon was In January TC78 took part in Ex LAST ORBIT, run by Command more Section level attacks, and then back to the classroom for Support Troop (CST). The ex took place at Blandford Camp over the issue of Formal Orders, ready to deliver an assessed set the 3 days and was intended to confirm our knowledge of trunk following day. The final phase of the course took place at comms systems as taught by CST. Training is currently Lulworth Grenade Range, which can only be described as soggy. undertaken using the principles behind a generic trunk system Here we were expected to build all the preliminary defences and and therefore practical application and testing does not feature get into FOB routine and over the next few days carried out on the course at present. This is due to the phasing out of various command appointments, be it Sect Comd, 2i/c, Pl Sgt, Pl Ptarmigan and the ongoing trials of its replacement, FALCON. Comd or Site Comd. The DS ensured that all the Sect attacks The ex is assessed according to the tp comds performance in the took place in the wettest locations on the area; chest deep water command appointments of Ops Offr and YofS, supported by in Nov was certainly a way of getting you to move quicker! other syndicate members. Technical areas covered include installation types and identification, frequency management, After many command appointments the final ex culminated in a network planning and the production of Comms Orders and Pl attack, which started off in a wet boggy field and few hours Information Packs. Tp comds are thus given an understanding of later finished off pretty much in a wet boggy field, with many the various stages of the planning process, an appreciation of the streams being waded through during 2.5 hrs of assaults. With technical capabilities of trunk networks and an ability to manage everyone well and truly knackered “endex” was called and it was their human and equipment resources. We now look forward to time to get the coach back to Blandford. The end-of-course our confirmatory ex with CST, Ex MERCURY CHAIN! dinner took place in the WO and Sgts’ Mess, where now it was time to relax – well, sort of, as we hadn’t been told if we had TC78 CHARITY FUNDRAISING - by 2Lt Drew Houlbrooke passed yet. The course was suitably entertained by Mr Vice, Sgt Rick Sinclair, who seemed to have a witty story about every On a very chilly Saturday 29 January, on an ex aptly named ‘Ex member of the DS. Top student was awarded to Sgt Wood. PENNY PINCHER’ TC78, lead by their own 2Lt Leigh, deployed to ‘The Rec’ in order to collect donations from the happy punters In summary, RSSCLM is nothing to worry about as long as you watching Bath play Newcastle Falcons. The aim of the day was do what is expected, turn up with the correct attitude and of clear: collect as much money as possible for the Army course pass the AFT. Thanks must go out to the DS of 4 (Mil Trg) Benevolent Fund – The soldiers’ charity. Our contact for the day who certainly worked us hard, but have given us the tools and was Stuart training we need to take our careers forward. Adlington, a representative from SUPERVISORY TRAINING GROUP the Somerset sector of the ABF who OC Maj Bleddyn Williams SSM SSgt Steve Jeynes often collects for their cause at big FOREMAN OF SIGNALS (INFORMATION SYSTEMS) COURSE events in the 10 - by Sgt Jamie Griffiths Somerset area. It is a great cause and With the majority of the taught modules completed and only therefore TC78 felt Security remaining of the academic modules, the course is going honoured that they well and we are looking forward to ‘getting our teeth’ into the could represent such more practical military aspects of the course; the final ex, Ex a charity. The day KUDOS PEAK and the successful completion of our final projects. turned out to be a Over the period of 25 Mar – 01 Apr 11 the FofS(IS) course will be good one, with Bath taking part in the South West Coastal Path Challenge in support winning and the of 3 charities; The Army Benevolent Fund, Julia’s House and Toe people who watched in the Water. This will be the first time that the FofS(IS) course the game were more has taken part in such an event in the 10 years the course has than generous when been running. To make thiseven more of a challenge, it is a race it came to donating. against the Yeoman of Signals Course! Overall, we raised £1890 which they The race will cover 630 miles and will be split into 3 disciplines; know will be used to 2Lts Whinton and Yaxley collecting at cycling running and swimming. It will run 24 hours a day until do a lot of good by ‘The Rec’ both teams have crossed the finish line. Even with the courses the ABF.

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 27 TWO WEEKS IN FRANCE - by 2Lt Drew Houlbrooke Phase 2 of the 2 weeks saw us travel from Rennes to Issoire for a night at 28 Regt de Transmissions before travelling to the After successfully completing Ex LAST ORBIT and the weekend mountain town of St Sorlin D’Avres for a week’s skiing. The aim charity collecting, TC78 jumped straight back into work, with a distributed training to ensure every member of the course got a weeklong visit to l’Ecole de Transmissions (ETRS - French School qualification as well as learning how to organise a successful AT of Signals). After an overnight ferry from Portsmouth, we arrived package. at the school in Rennes to be greeted by 2 members of the French TC Course and prepared for the week ahead. It started We had a range of abilities within the course necessitating 4 well with breakfast and a welcoming address from Gen Le groups: 2 aiming for the Basic Skiing Alpine, one for Ski Touring Feuvre, Commandant of the School, before launching into Proficiency and one for the Advanced Skiing Alpine awards. All classes with the French officers. We learnt a lot in the time we groups worked hard, from the very beginners who had never spent there, including differences and similarities between French been on skis before, to the tourers who had to walk up and British equipment and the problems of interoperability. We mountains. also spent a lot of time outside the lessons talking to the young French Tp Comds and finding out about the different routes they The majority of the leg-work for such a successful expedition was have taken to get to their year-long course. completed by 2Lt Dave Wallis, but special mention for the week has to go to Capt Tareq Al-Yasseen, the overseas officer from Three highlights for the week for TC78 were: the Law of Armed Kuwait who, by the end of the week, went from never seeing Conflict discussions we had, the time spent on the French snow to confidently hurtling down any run with complete equivalent of the Dismounted Close Combat Trainer (DCCT) with confidence. 2Lt Tom Howley, nicknamed the ‘Black Bullet’, also the FAMAS weapon system and a 20km night march. These deserves a mention for reaching Mach 3 from the top of a steep were the most enjoyable elements since they revealed major blue run on only his second day on skis! differences between ourselves and the French Officers. The LOAC lessons were the most interesting to see how differently we Overall the 2 weeks were a huge success and all members of would act in hypothetical situations. The DCCT with the FAMAS TC78 thoroughly enjoyed them. With only 4 weeks left until we was a good chance for us to see how another weapon system finish and join our units we all feel like we have learnt a lot from works and the culmination of the week, the 20km night march, this experience and the rest of the course and feel ready to gave us a good opportunity to see how the French Officers train. assume our first command.

ATFC WINCHESTER

ARMY COLLEG TECHNICAL E FOUNDATION

a rabbit in order to cook and eat it. The Tp was split down into OC B Sqn Maj KA Jeeves groups of 4 as we took it in turns to skin and gut the rabbit. SSM A Sqn WO2 (SSM) DJ Windsor The smell was horrible, but it was a great laugh seeing other reactions. After tea the group was shown how to find sources of On 1 September 2010 The ATR Winchester changed to become water and how to take the time from the moon. We were also the Army Technical Foundation College. The college provides shown how and what to pack in an emergency survival kit. Junior Entry Phase 1 training for the next generation of technical soldiers joining the Army. The Common Military Syllabus Junior Day 3 PTD 2, my favourite activity, the high-wires. This consisted Entry (Short) runs for 23 weeks, which includes 3 weeks of leave of different obstacles to help people build their confidence and and caters specifically for technical corps with long Phase 2 generate trust in kit and teammates. The first obstacle to conquer courses. With capacity for 600 Junior Soldiers at any one time was when 4 JS had to climb a telephone pole and stand on a the college is currently training over 80 future members of the small platform (0.5m²), known as the ‘bird table’, whilst your team Royal Signals. Within the college there are a total of 14 Royal belayed the safety ropes. Signals Permanent Staff ranging from Maj to Cpl. The first JS up were myself, JS Sprigg, JS McTear and JS A SQUADRON PERSONAL AND TEAM DEVELOPMENT 2 & 3 Smith. We all had jelly legs and said the occasional profanity - by JCpl Rusling once reaching the top! The next obstacle was the ‘Gorilla Course’, a vertical assault course. Climbing ladders, tyres and For 2 Tp, 3 Sect, PTD 2 started with command tasks. The overall cargo nets, whilst being shaken about by the PTI’s below made it mission was to cross a small obstacle course, build a bridge and even more challenging! a zip line using a pulley system so that a casualty could be evacuated. The task we had been given was the building of the Another obstacle we had to climb was ‘Jacob’s Ladder’, a ladder jungle bridge. This included using poles of wood tied by rope with increased distance between each step, the highest being forming an X shape, planks of wood and more rope. The first over 6 feet! A lot of teamwork was required for this obstacle and Junior Soldiers (JS) to cross the obstacle course were JS McTear it was funny watching JS Ashman (not the smallest JS in the and JS Shenton. Straight after that we started building the zip world) using JS Payne as a human ladder (not the biggest JS in line and were joined by 3 Sect from 4 Tp. The zip line was soon the world). standing and with another section dealing with the casualty and making sure the zip line was safe and secure, and yet another The last obstacle to take on was ‘The Fan’, a 30 ft jump from a section making the pulley system, the casualty was safe and the small platform, with wire attached to your back with a fan system mission was completed in under an hour. to slow your descent. This was easily the most exciting and terrifying challenge for myself. All you had to do was count to 3, Day 2 was the introduction to SERE (Survive Evade Resist look into the horizon and jump – simple really! No-one stayed on Extract) with ‘Footsteps of Discovery’, from Cornwall. It started the platform for longer than 2 minutes. with learning how to create different snares to catch different . After creating our own snares we moved on to how to PTD 3 ALDERSHOT TRAINING AREA. signal transport searching for you if you were in a survival situation. We got taught how to signal with fire and with everyday On Thursday Ex CRITICAL THINKING commenced. The whole of materials we carry with us on an exercise. We had a chance to 2 Tp were split into 2 groups and had to tab distances from 1-4k try and create a fire signal using dry foliage, hexi and a lighter. between different stands, each holding a different practical team The last practical exercise before dinner was gutting and skinning task. The first day we tabbed 8-10k going to 4 command tasks.

28 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 Each task included using pulley systems which we had learned made me feel how lucky we are compared to what they had to earlier in the week. put up with and the challenges they faced. As an experience, it has been the best of my time so far in the Army. This is Being a Junior Cpl I led the tasks and used the issued critical somewhere that I am determined to return to in the future. thinking sheets, which helped a lot in breaking the task down into different stages, making it a lot easier to brief the team and the C SQUADRON - EXERCISE HALFWAY permanent staff. - by Junior Soldier Cambianica After the first day we had to sleep out in a makeshift basher, using tarpaulin and string, remembering the skills we had been Ex HALF WAY started like any other exercise, with an early taught at our SERE intro. We had to create our own fire and morning wake up call followed by a dash to the armoury. make tea without using our rations, this included using stews and Deployment however was to be an experience not to be missed – even making our own bread, which was made by our own Tp by Merlin helicopter. bakers JS Brain and JS Sprigg. Even the Tp Sgt thought our cooking was top notch! We were taken by air to Barton Stacey training area, with side door and tailgate open. Morale was certainly high as for most of After we had got our heads down for the night, we packed away us this was our first ride in a military aircraft. We disembarked our kit and headed for our first task of day 2, which seemed miles into all round defence still buzzing from the journey, straight into away! On the second day we completed 3 more command tasks, the ex. one being water based where we had to create our own raft and cross a river.

Unfortunately no one got wet. As we got to what we thought was the end, we were told there was one final task to finish. With all the Tps back together, one last competition had to be completed - this task included, catapults, wire cutting, bridge building and Sudoku!

With our strong teamwork, accuracy on the catapults and our best Sudoku players, 2 Tp smashed the last task!

B SQUADRON - EXERCISE REALITIES OF WAR - by JS Pedel

As part of our Phase 1 training, we were given the opportunity to visit the Normandy beaches and see for ourselves what it was to be a soldier in the second World War; to relive some of their JS disembark from their Merlin heroics and sacrifices, but also to relate their experiences to those of today’s soldier. We spent the first day revising patrol harbours and learned how Our trip ran over 3 days and on day one we were given the to move across country as well as cross obstacles correctly. The chance to visit an Allied War Cemetery in Ranville. As I looked first night however saw us return back to our favourite past time around the cemetery I saw the gravestone of Signaller Sinclair of stag duty! I don’t think we will ever get quite used to the tap who died at the age of 23 on 26 July 1944. I was given the on the shoulder, followed by those harrowing words of “It’s your opportunity to honour his memory by laying a cross from the turn for stag”. Days 2 and 3 saw us practice casualty-evacuation Royal British Legion at the base of the headstone. It was a and fire and movement. The final part of the ex concentrated on moving thing to do because I am aspiring to join the Royal section level patrolling. This was definitely the best part of the 4 Signals and to know that we (and it feels like we now) did our day deployment as part and to think of the soldiers that died for us in the war makes we really started to me feel very proud. It allowed me to see that members of the feel like we were Corps showed great courage and sacrificed themselves for us. It getting into proper makes me proud to be one of them. Army business. We also practised our I enjoyed the trip to night-time stalking France, as it was an skills against the interesting and moving other sections- experience. I particularly which I am sure 2 noticed the difference in Sect were the best the cemeteries of at. different nations, which made me feel humbled at On the last morning how many people lost we eventually their lives on all sides. extracted We also visited all the approximately 3 different beaches and miles to the pick up who died on which ones. point, tired but We spent time at crammed but full of Pegasus Bridge, which new experiences was taken by the 2 Bn and knowledge. Our The Oxfordshire & next field challenge is He doesn’t seem in that much pain! Buckinghamshire Light Tp Comds Test Ex – Infantry, and saw what 13Tp will deliver the results, I have no doubt. weapons they used and what little protection they AND FINALLY….. had. It was amazing to see just how close the Congratulations to SSgt Gaz Rickard who has recently been JS Pedel lays a cross at the grave of gliders managed to land. selected for well-earned promotion and good luck to Cpl Beasley Signalman Sinclair Everything that we saw who leaves us on promotion to Sgt.

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 29 NEWS FROM THE FORMATIONS

2nd SIGNAL BRIGADE

Are you looking for a challenge when you leave the Corps?

If you are in the process of leaving or have recently left the Corps, have you considered continuing your military career and connection with the Royal Corps through service in the Territorial Army (TA)?

What is the offer? 2 Signal Brigade is looking for people who wish to be part of a professional and relevant organisation, able and eager to support operations.

The Brigade Regiments provide:

• 10% of twinned Campaign Signal Regiment’s Op HERRICK commitments. • Vital information and communications systems in times of national emergencies for UK Operations.

Regiments have a range of job opportunities on offer for operators, engineers, electricians, all people with IS experience, and officers. They also have vacancies for REME, AGC(SPS), RAMC and RLC personnel. For a minimum of 27 days commitment, and subject to passing the mandatory training standards; you will earn a comparable wage to your Regular service for the training you undertake and a tax free bounty which rises to £1641 depending on your level of experience. There is also the opportunity to earn additional bounties on the High Readiness Reserve (HRR). Up to date current rates of pay and annual bounty details are available on the website www.armyjobs. mod.uk.

Specialist Group Royal Signals (SGRS) consists of three units, Land Information Assurance Group (LIAG), Land Information and Communications Services Group (LICSG) and 81 Signal Squadron, which recruit nationally for people with the specialist skills required and who keep the skills up to date in their civilian employment. The minimum commitment for SGRS is 19 days a year, although many members do more depending on their availability. LICSG in particular has vacancies for ex-regular FofS and YofS who wish to continue their connection with the military and use their military communications skills to support operations and the fixed infrastructure. SGRS mounts about 60 tasks a year around the world in support of operations, friendly governments and the fixed infrastructure, ranging in duration from one day Crypto inspections in UK to 3 month operational tours, but the average task is about 7 – 9 days depending on travel time. In the last two years teams have been to Iraq, Afghanistan, Brunei, Canada, Cyprus, the Falkland Islands, Georgia, Germany, Kenya, Nepal and Saudi Arabia.

What sort of person are we after? Professional individuals who can commit to a minimum of 27 days training per year (19 for SGRS); 9 to 14 days of which are on annual camp.

The remainder is weekend training and occasional weekday evenings from 7:30 – 9:30pm. Individual experience and rank are taken into consideration when you join the TA and there are also vacancies for Training and Recruiting staff.

Where can you find us? Phone numbers of TA Regiments are shown on the map or you can find out more at: www.army.mod.uk/signals

30 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 2 SIGNAL BRIGADE - LOCATIONS

Northern UK Strategic Communications 32 Signal Regiment 38 Signal Regiment Glasgow Sheffield 0141 224 5037 01904 668147

Dundee & Aberdeen 64 (City of Dundee & Highland) Glasgow Signal Squadron 52 (Lowoand) Signal Squadron 0131 310 4650 0141 224 5045 Edinburgh & East Kilbride 51 (Scottish) Liverpool and Manchester Signal Squadron 53 (Lancashire) Signal Squadron 0131 310 5211 0151 4814930

Darlington & Hartlepool & Londonderry 50 (Northern) 40 (North Irish Horse) Signal Signal Squadron Squadron 01325 371741 028 906 70059 Sheffield, Leeds & Nottingham 64 (City of Sheffield) Signal Squadron 01904 668127

Birmingham and Coventry Colchester & Cambridge 48 (Cities of Birmingham & 36 (Eastern) Signal Squadron Coventry) Signal Squadron 01206 816614 0121 772 7869

Redditch 54 (Worcestershire) Support Squadron 01527 599304

Cardiff & Stratford upon Avon Lincoln’s Inn, 53 (Wales & Western) Signal Squadron Whipps Cross, Chelmsford 02920 452302 68 (Inns of Court, City & Essex Yeomanry) Signal Squadron 0207 Bristol & Gloucester 405 8112 57 (City & County of Bristol) Signal Squadron 01985 223735 / 223784 Blexleyheath 265 (Kent & County of Lon- Milton Keynes, Rugby, Banbury don) (Sharpshooters) Support 1 Signal Squadron Squadron 01908 638512 01322 315124 Windsor & Aylesbury Uxbridge & Southfields 94 (Berkshire Yeomanry) Signal Squadron Eastbourne & Brighton 56 Signal Squadron 47 (Middlesex Yeomanry) Signal 01753860600 Squadron 001323 728116 Coulsdon & Kingston on Thames 01985 812864 41 (Princess Louise of Kensington) Signal Squadron 01737 554023

Central England Southern England NATIONAL TA 37 Signal Regiment 39 (Skinners) 71 (Yeomanry) Signal CVHQ, LIAG, LICSG Redditch Signal Regiment, Bristol Regiment, Bexleyheath 81 Signal Squadron 01322 315142 01527 599328 01985 223735 / 223784 01225 815958 / 815540

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 31 NEWS FROM THE REGIMENTS

1st () ARMOURED DIVISION HEADQUARTERS AND SIGNAL REGIMENT HERFORD

CO Lt Col FE Hargreaves OBE The entire group came together at the end of the final day for a RSM WO1 (RSM) K East small demonstration of Adaptive ski equipment. The equipment is part of the Battle Back scheme, an initiative that allows injured MANAGEMENT SKIING – BEGINNERS CLUB soldiers the opportunity to participate in skiing, whether they have – by Lt Kern Hudson ski’d before or not. This truly was an eye opening and humbling experience, and rounded off what was an excellent few days – roll It’s a new year and the middle of the skiing season, what better on next year. time for the management of 1 (UK) ADSR to stick on ‘out of office’ and escape for a 3 day skiing experience to Austria. At HEADQUARTERS SQUADRON 1800hrs, following a 12 hour roadtrip from Herford to Hopfgarten and way too much euro pop on the radio, our group of Offrs and OC Maj JC Duncan SNCOs (the second of 2) arrived at our hotel. Greeted by an SSM WO2 (SSM) CS Wilson enthusiastic, lively and very hospitable hotel manager we all took our room keys and bedded in for the night. The next morning we The Sqn congratulates WO2 (RQMS) ‘Oz’ Rowley for being hired our ski equipment and made our way by gondola onto the awarded the Meritorious Service Medal in the 2011 New Year’s piste. It was here that Beginners Club 2011 was established. Honours List. Two members of the Sqn were awarded GOC’s Not just anyone can enter Beginners Club (BC), there is a strict coins for their commitment to extra-mural activities and quality line... and only those below that line may join. congratulations must go to Sig ‘Red Rum’ Jamieson for managing the Station Stables and justifiably earning himself a With all 4 BC members assembled, Capt Jim Lyons had the task GOC’s commendation in the process. of getting us down the mountain... alive. So we all attacked the slope in the only way we knew how, techniques varied from Finally from an awards perspective, the recent Board of Officers constant snow plough to uncontrollable/suicidal speed, but gave 2 stars from the QM (T) Dept the chance to showcase their eventually we all got back down to where we’d got off the accounting talents and receive CO’s commendations for their fgondola, although a little bruised in some cases. It was here that extremely diligent work in ensuring that Bowman equipment was BC members decided that this mountain wasn’t ready for us and rounded up and accounted for correctly. Congratulations SSgt what we had to offer, so we went down to the bottom to find Humble and Cpl Flynn. The Regtl MT Tp in particular has been some smaller slopes that met our ‘special’ needs. extremely busy of late. In addition to providing a first class transport service they have been responsible for clearing the After a short (and slightly embarrassing) ride off the mountain by snow in and around the barracks with their temperamental snow gondola we were at the bottom and making our way to a nice ploughs. At the same time they have been conducting PDT for little training slope where we all learned the basics. After lunch their role as Camp Souter Force Protection and Transport we progressed onto a slightly bigger slope nearby and continued, Company. The Trg Wing has also been busy co-ordinating the in true BC fashion, to amaze and dazzle all those in close Regts Special to Arm Training. A thank you must go to Mrs proximity. As the week went on the instructors rotated, WO1 Tracy Taylor for managing this. We also welcome the new Trg (RSM) Kev East was the second to try and control the Offr Capt Jim Watt from 7 Sig Regt who has recently returned uncontrollable and finally the CO, Lt Col Hargreaves OBE. It from Op HERRICK.

Catering Tp continues to provide a magnificent Pay As You Dine facility. They are now recovering from providing catering support to all the Christmas functions including a fantastic ORs’ Lunch, served by the GOC, CO and the Regtl Offrs and SNCOs.

1 (UK) ADSR INTER SQUADRON BOXING – by Sig Simms

The Regt held an inter Sqn Boxing Competition in Harewood Gym in Nov 10, with prelims taking place on 24 Nov and the finals on 26 Nov and I am pleased to report that HQ Sqn gave a good account of themselves The team consisted of Cpl ‘Scouse’ Foulds (Coach), LCpl Matshaya, LCpl ‘Tyson’ Green, LCpl Whyte, Cfn Baguley, Sig Norman, Pte Robson and Sig Simms.

Having never taken part in boxing before, I thought it would be a good challenge, and an excellent opportunity to improve my personal fitness. To represent the Sqn in a tough sport that not too many people would participate in really appealed to me. Ops Offr, Maj Reid, giving the Battle Back equipment a run out - Standing in the ring, toe to toe with another person trying to it proved a lot more difficult than it looks knock 10 bells out of each other seemed like a great challenge. was only towards the very end of the last day that we had a The training lasted for 6 weeks, Monday to Friday and consisted member graduate from the exclusive club, forever to be shunned of 3 PT sessions a day. Cpl Foulds coached us and trained us by its remaining 3 members hard. The sessions consisted of morning runs – hill reps, sprints or 1.5 mile runs. Before lunch we would carry out a circuits

32 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 session, muscular endurance involving medicine balls, crunches EXERCISE PIPEDOWN – 1 (UK) DIV ALPINE SKI with weight, press ups, sit ups; all in order to push our bodies to HAMPIONSHIPS – by Capt Ashman their physical limits, not to mention the mental limits. It certainly produced the goods, improving our endurance and strength and After the reasonable success at the Corps Championships prior making us stronger and better athletes. The third session of the to Christmas, the Regt sent a team to Les Contamines, France to day was always the hardest. Three hours of boxing training; pad take part in the alpine event within Ex PIPEDOWN. After work, light foot work and shuttles. Once we had progressed we spending Christmas bulking up as part of the ‘fat is fast’ theory, moved onto sparring. All of this training was to ensure that we Capt Graham Ashman, Cpl Chris John and Sig ‘AJ’ Foster could compete against the other Sqns and last for 3 rounds. formed the remainder of the team ably led by Lt Rich Hayes. After leaving Hammersmith at 0100hrs, we finally arrived, with our Most of the Sqn boxers had never boxed before, but we enjoyed extra member from 200 Sig Sqn, LCpl Vicky Inman, to register the training and buzz of the prelims and the finals immensely. and take over accommodation in the middle of the afternoon. Personally, I managed to lose 7 Kg and ended up boxing in the Welterweight category. Unfortunately I was up against a friend of Saturday night was spent waxing skis, the team was ready for the mine, LCpl Day, during the prelims. We both put up a good fight, GS seeding race. As we travelled up in the first lift of the day, a but he ended up the victor. couple of jaws dropped at the size of the course – about double that of the Corps camp! Sure enough, there were a few thighs During the finals, the Best Boxer award was presented to LCpl burning at the end of each run but everyone made it down Green who boxed in the Super Heavyweight category. His skills (except Capt Ashman!) with all skis still attached. The next 2 were fantastic and he thoroughly deserved the award. days consisted of the individual and team GS races. Due to snow conditions and our seeding, the course resembled a I recommend anyone to try boxing at least once, go on test toboggan run when we ‘flew’ down it, so everyone did well to yourself. make the finish line. A top 50 finish from Sig Foster gave us bragging rights for the next few days over 7 Sig Regt at least. 201 SIGNAL SQUADRON Wednesday was approached with trepidation – downhill training! OC Maj B Higgs Due to the nature of the race, all competitors had to safely SSM WO2 (SSM) C Vickers complete a training run before being allowed to take part in the race. Over the length of the course there was a vertical drop so, EXERCISE FLANDERS – by Sig Roberts as you might imagine, a lot of speed was picked up with the top racers reaching in excess of 50 mph. As none of the Regts team Bonjour! In November 2010, the Regt sent a band of merry (non had completed a downhill race before, the ‘tuck’ position was not French speaking!) men to Flanders, Northern France. The team, on display and quite a few ‘Wendys’ were put in to keep speed consisting of SSgt Ginns, Cpls Nichol, Barelli and Pardoe and down, particularly before the jump. Thursday was supposed to Sigs Chambers, Evans, Mountford, Richardson-Sherratt and be another trg day but due to poor visibility and snow conditions Roberts, were recruited to assist in the trialling of equipment the run was cancelled. We spent most of the day sat in a café developed by the USSO to demonstrate the inter-operability of moaning about how we could have gone out for a few beers the Bowman (in particular ComBAT) with the French equivalent. night before with the (part time) Nordic team who were doing day on, day off! The weather was much improved the next day so the After a long drive our arrival in Flanders was very welcome. An combined team and individual race took place. A top 40 finish unmanned and quite spooky guard box greeted us at the entry to from Capt Ashman was in vain as spectacular crashes from Lt the camp of 53 Regiment de Transmissions, who provided a Hayes and Cpl John meant that we didn’t register a score so we young, fluent English speaking ‘Sarjon’ to welcome us. After a were 1 - 1 with 7 Sig Regt. This disappointment was soon brief hello and meal of grey/brown ‘stuff’ in their canteen, the erased however as word came over the race officials’ radio that travel weary team headed to bed. Lt Hayes had snapped a ski when he crashed and had started his long trek off the mountain! Work began early the next day as we got our security clearances along with a ‘Gucci’ ID card and then set up our kit. A simple The next day there was only a small reduction in speed because LAS of 2 Rovers and a HQ dismount kit was all that was needed, the Super-G was held on the same slope as the downhill but had leaving a spare Det and plenty of spare cables on should we a few more turns. Buoyed by the confidence of knowing the need them. SSgt Ginns began to liaise with the USSO FofS and slope, all 3 members (Sig Foster had gone man down by this the French to determine ‘le plan’. After setting up the equipment, point!) of the team made it down safely and quickly enough to small messages were sent via the TNG, building up to the beat 7 Sig Regt again. The final Sunday and Monday were the mapping and overlays. The overall objective was to imitate at the individual and team slalom races respectively, where, because of French end any movements, new targets etc initiated on ComBAT. the team’s lack of racing experience, we struggled to keep pace, At first the work was slow; however the French were all too eager especially Capt Ashman who failed to grasp that his skis had to to attempt the English lingo so they were a regular sight in our go round the poles instead of hitting them! comms room which broke up the initially mundane routine. Despite none of the team qualifying for the Army Championships The second day brought more excitement and more everyone had a thoroughly enjoyable time and there was a vast breakthroughs. With the British Liaison Officer, Lt Col Bevor, improvement in our skiing which will benefit the Regt when we helping, the rollercoaster of comms progressed slowly but surely return to the Corps Championship next year. Finally, thanks must until Sig R-S and his computing skills were thrust in to the goes to Lt Hayes who, with his cooking skills, will undoubtedly limelight! Coffee and cigarettes were demolished as we sent make a good house husband one day! overlays, emails and chat messages as the kit did its thing. All of this resulted in a very happy and excited French Lt Col spending 211 SIGNAL SQUADRON more time in our comms room than with the soldiers working for him – who, by the way, were protected by armed guards! OC Maj WA Walker SSM WO2 (SSM) T Woodall As the week drew to a close we had made some serious progress. Although certain files were still proving problematic, we Christmas and Ex PASHTUN HORIZON 1 were the 2 big events had a ComBAT war with the French and we felt we had done all that saw the Sqn to the end of 2010 and now after some much we could with the kit. Despite a foot of snow and food that Oliver appreciated leave we are all raring to go for 2011. It’s looking like Twist would turn his nose up at, we had achieved a great deal it will be a busy year for us, between providing support to the Div and enjoyed every moment of it. HQ for their exercises and helping the other Sqns conduct MST, 2011 will be spending plenty of time away from barracks.

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 33 However you’ll get to hear about all that in future editions of The Padre Anderson opened the Service with an address in both Wire, for now though this is what happened last year. English and German welcoming all once more, and reflecting the importance of enjoying the annual event as a community together. 211 SIGNAL SQUADRONS CHRISTMAS FUNCTION He also took the opportunity to demote WO2 (SSM) Tom - by LCpl Bishoprick and Sig Harris Woodall, the event organiser, to SSgt, in a minor slip of the tongue. With a gasp and outburst of astonished laughter, the The 211 Sig Sqn Christmas function was organised by LCpl congregation launched into a glorious rendition of “Once in Royal Acquah and LCpl Bishoprick for 8 December 2010 in the White David’s City”! Rhino club. The function was a great chance for the Sqns soldiers and management to let their hair down after a long hard year. With litres of Gluhwein, a scrumptious Gurkha Curry and great entertainment, the scene was set for a great party.

Everyone arrived in high sprits and didn’t seem to mind being greeted by LCpl Acquah, given a Gluhwein and then being pounced on by LCpls Bedford and Acquah demanding money for raffle tickets! It wasn’t really a problem because there were some great prizes on offer, including TVs, Games Consoles and bags of cash. When the time came to draw the prizes everyone gathered round the raffle box and money tree eager to see if they had the winning ticket. As the OC, Maj Walker, drew the tickets out, all eyes were on him and it was Sig Bradley, Cpl Bell and Sig Harris who proved victorious on the raffle, with WO2 (SSM) Woodall getting a small fortune from the money tree. Being the Samaritan that he is (and after hours of nagging) he (begrudgingly) put his winnings behind the bar. Thanks SSM!

The whole event was rounded off nicely with “Good Thinking Batman”, who got everyone onto the dance floor to strut their Inside the Marienkirche Stiftsberg Church during the Anglo- stuff. Sig Delpeache once again showed us his amazing skills German Christmas Carol Service and pulled out all his modern pop dance moves, body popping, The hour Service seemed to come to an end all too quickly, head spinning and jiving. It was the end to a great night and it having heard readings and songs from the children of Lister set the scene for a great Christmas leave for all. School and the local German School, readings from the Burgermeister and Station Commander, with a final reflective HERFORD STATION ANGLO-GERMAN CHRISTMAS CAROL piece being read by the senior officer in attendance. After SERVICE – by WO2 (SSM) Woodall. Service refreshments were provided, all were invited to the Church hall to enjoy a Gluhwein and mince pie, putting the icing A crisp snowy evening in Herford set the picture postcard scene on what was another most enjoyable Anglo-German Christmas for this year’s Herford Station Anglo-German Christmas Carol Carol Service. Service. The event is a highlight in the Regtl calendar and presents an opportunity for the Regt to celebrate with, and thank EXERCISE PASHTUN HORIZON - by Sig Wheeler the local community for its support throughout the year. With gallons of Gluhwein and coffee, mountains of mince pies and On November 2010, 211 Sig Sqn deployed to Warminster for the splendid local festive patisserie, the scene was set. All that was first of 3 exercises called PASHTUN HORIZON. We were going to required were the guests! provide Real Life Support (RLS) for 7 Armd Bde and 3 Cdo Bde HQs in preparation for the upcoming Op HERRICK 14 tour. The event kicked off with a Regtl Parade, where WO1 (RSM) K P East marched the Regt the short distance from Hammersmith We arrived at Knook Camp at 1830hrs on Wednesday 10 Nov Barracks to the Marienkirche Stiftsberg Church. On arrival the after being on a coach for 12 very long hours. We were greeted soldiers were fallen out and directed to their seats by SSgt Sean by the SQMS, SSgt ‘Gaz’ Welch, who led us to what we had all Middleton and his octet of festive elves, or should I say Ushers, been waiting for... the cook house. After stuffing our faces we whilst the Light Cavalry Quintet regaled the congregation with a received our induction brief and were free to go to our ‘5 star’ medley of festive music. It wasn’t long before the Marienkirche transit accommodation. Church was packed to the rafters with Service personnel and local community alike, all bursting with anticipation and festive The second day was an early one, waking to a sunny morning to cheer at the thought of singing Christmas Carols together. be fed ‘Michelin star quality food’ by the civilian chefs. Barely having finished chewing that final slice of fried bread we were bundled into 2 mini busses and driven to the Combined Arms Tactical Trainer building by Sgt ‘Chalky’ Chalk and Cpl ‘Chalky’ White (we don’t put much thought into nicknames anymore). We then had to find our ISO containers, shipped all the way from Germany, and unload the heavy tentage. With no time to loose we set up the Staff Working Environment and after a few hours lunch was upon us. The Master Chef, SSgt ‘Coops’ Cooper and his gang of military chefs pulled up in their van and delivered a much anticipated range stew, which put the civilian chefs to shame. Morale boosted, we finished building the SWE in record breaking time and began laying the flooring while Cpl ‘Simmo’ Sim and his ‘ninja’ EDs put up the lighting in a less record breaking speed. While we were working it was good to see that the chefs were sat close by in the sun chilling out, cheers guys!

The movement of tables from the ISO containers to the SWE was slow under the direction of Cpl White and his JCB. Cpl ‘Benny’ 1 (UK) ADSR on parade ready and waiting for the Anglo-German Bennett wanted to speed up the process and decided he would Christmas Carol Service drive a second JCB 7 miles from Knook Camp to the CATT(UK)

34 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 building... at 4 miles an hour! Nearly 2 hours later he returned a Finally we wish “Good Luck” to LCpl ‘Ash’ Gibbons who begins broken man, he crawled out of the JCB, saw the job had been a new journey attempting to re-trade as an EW Op. As for the finished and got himself a brew. The rest of the afternoon was rest of the Tp, whilst most of the Regt were winding down for the spent receiving no small amount of stick from ‘Chalky’, especially Christmas period, we deployed to Warminster on Ex PASHTUN because he then had to take the JCB back the next morning. HORIZON 1 to provide Real Life Support to 1 (UK) Armd Div and 3 Cdo Bde staffs in their preparation for Op HERRICK 14. The The set up complete, the next morning we all got a brief on what wide range of tasks the soldiers had to perform, although some we would be doing in the coming weeks. Cpl Bennett was IC of mundane, were carried out with the usual “Wilco” attitude that the dining area (aka chief table wiper) over at CATT(UK) and LCpl everyone has come to expect. Upon our return we were straight ‘Ash’ Gibbons was IC tuck shop (aka chief twirl seller). For Cpl into the Sqn Christmas function which everyone thoroughly ‘Kenny’ Everett and an unlucky 5 it was the CATT(UK) Security enjoyed, some more than others….(note to self.. remember to Guard Force, who found themselves working the ‘short’ hours of bribe the runners of the raffle next year!!). The usual festivities 0630 to 2300 every night. The Staff Officers arrived on Sunday carried on with the ‘Singlies’ Christmas lunch; carol service and night with a warm welcome from 211 and an even warmer finally closing down after the CO’s pre-leave message . We wish welcome from the all powerful gas heaters in the accommodation. everyone a very prosperous and successful 2011!

After 2½ weeks it was the end of our first PASHTUN HORIZON CORMORANT TROOP experience. The seniors treated everyone to a few beers, but by the time everyone went to bed the heating had stopped working OC Lt S McNeillie and the fire alarms had decided to go off, screeching in the SSgt Sgt A Chalk guardroom. One long hour after making the call the repair man arrived and saved our ears by silencing the alarm. Finally, the The Tp has been going non-stop since arriving back from leave, next day we all got onto the coach at midday, extremely excited with 2nd lines, a comprehensive MATTs package, Ex BLAZING about the prospect of the long journey back to Herford……but BATTLEAXE and Ex PREMIER KUSH. This is the start of another we would be back. very busy year for the Tp, who will be providing Comms, RLS and assisting with the Ops Sp Gp in the near future. We would like to A month went by and on 5 January 2011 we returned, doing welcome Cpl Zimmerman, LCpl Hales, LCpl Brian Stratton, much of the same but with the snow having melted, we found LCpl Gary Wilkes, Sig Hacking and Sig Paul Holdcroft who ourselves working on very wet and muddy grass. At first the only have all been posted in. We would like to say farewell to SSgt problem from the mud was getting dirty combats, however on the ‘Smudge’ Smith, Cpl Chris Burley, Cpl ‘Sid’ Sidorowicz and first day our attached friend Mne Goddard found out the hard LCpl ‘Wilko’ Wilkes who have all left the Tp to join another Sqn way that a fuel supply tanker with 7000 litres of diesel isn’t the within the Regt in preparation for Op HERRICK 15. We would best equipped vehicle to traverse a wet and muddy field. also like to say congratulations and farewell to Sig Short and Sig Thompson who have recently joined the White Helmets.

SUPPORT TROOP

OC Lt K Hudson SSgt SSgt S Middleton

Having survived the festivities and the various functions prior to Christmas leave, we’ve all returned (a little heavier) and ready to jump straight back into work. Immediately deploying to the UK on Ex PASHTUN HORIZON and concurrently undergoing an ECI back in Herford has seen us fully occupied and a little jealous of those who managed to escape to France for some skiing. With a new year we have had some new arrivals and welcome Sgt ‘Bernie’ Wynters, LCpls ‘Ando’ Anderson, ‘Magic’ Colverson, Linda Gough and Jase Fathers. Needless to say there’s plenty of work to go around and after completing the PASHTUN HORIZON exercises we’re now looking forward to BLAZING I don’t think it’s going to move lads BATTLEAXE and PREMIER KUSH to further prepare the other 2 sqns for Op HERRICK 15. After 30 minutes of wheel spinning, pushing and sinking a couple of feet, we gave up and called for a recovery vehicle, the only 212 SIGNAL SQUADRON problem was that the earliest we could get it was next week during the Staff ex, which meant that LCpl Connon, Sigs OC Maj Emmerson Cayton, Hearne and Meakin all had the joy of filling the genes SSM WO2 (SSM) Cattle and heating tanks (1000 litres each) by hand with jerry cans. REFORMATION OF THE SQUADRON After that the week flew by and it was the end of Ex PASHTUN HORIZON 2. We returned to Herford with the knowledge that The Sqn has recently undergone several changes in order to there is still ‘More Yet’. Two down, one to go! – Bring it on! prepare for its deployment on Op HERRICK 15 in November 2011. The 3 Tps have been re formed to reflect the locations BOWMAN TROOP they will deploy to. The Sqn remains very busy, coordinating the abundance of STA courses and other Regtl commitments. OC Lt Painter SSgt SSgt Evans AREZZO TROOP (LASHKAR GAH TROOP)

Firstly welcome to LCpl ‘Little’ John and Sig ‘Buckers’ Buckley, OC Lt S Thorpe we hope you have a great time here in 1 (UK) ADSR and take SSgt SSgt Smith advantage of all that Germany has to offer (you may even find some LOA in your pay packet). However with a welcome there is Arezzo Tp has welcomed the recent reformation and is busy always a goodbye and the Tp would like to wish Sig Davis, Sig preparing for MATTs and STA. The Tp bids farewell to Sgt Dave ‘Dave’ Geddes, Sig ‘Mac’ McKenna, and Sig ‘Chubs’ Warwick Tuck who is moving on to ATR Pirbright , LCpl ‘Magic’ all the best for the future in their new assignments. Culversion who has made the short journey over to 211 Sig Sqn

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 35 and SSgt ‘Daz’ Mawson who is set to deploy to the sunny matches. Organised by Lt Rosie Bonner and LCpl ‘Goalie’ Falklands after a short stay in the Tp. To accompany the Graham the 3 sqns initially played in a round-robin format before farewells we would like to take this opportunity to welcome SSgt the top 2 teams made it through to the final. ‘Smudge’ Smith and SSgt Cooper. Team members from 201, 212 and HQ Sqn’s came to play and RIMINI TROOP (FOB TROOP) spectate, making the most of rolling substitutions to maintain fresh legs on the field. To keep the games as simple as possible, OC Lt R Bonner the rules were boiled down to the basics. Teams comprised of SSgt SSgt Z Dolan varying skill levels so cries of ‘use the right side of the stick, don’t kick the ball, and ‘no you can’t pick it up’ echoed around the With the New Year looming we welcome Sgt ‘Robbo’ Robinson gymnasium. The teams were permitted to shoot from anywhere and SSgt Zoe Dolan in preparation for the Tps deployment to the in their oppositions half, and each team’s keeper was kitted out FOBs spread across Helmand. After a long period in the Tp we with the full goalkeeper protection – thankfully. say goodbye to SSgt Lee Norman who departs to become a true Viking in Norway. Finally, congratulations are in order to the After a giving a brief on the rules, Lt Bonner took her position as newly promoted Sgt Paul Strange. referee and the captains tossed a coin to determine the order of play. First up was 201 Sqn v 212 Sqn and what a game it was, MONTE CASSINO TROOP (BASTION TROOP) with 9-3 as the final score. Anyone saying hockey is a girls sport should ask 212 Sqn’s goalkeeper, LCpl Wheatley what his OC Lt M Woodman impressions were as he got stuck in against a strong attacking SSgt SSgt J Bean force led by Sig ‘The Fish’ Fisher of 201 Sqn.

The Tp would like to welcome Sgt ‘Gibbo’ Gibson from ATFC 201 Sqn then faced off against HQ Sqn, ending 3-2 and sealing Winchester, Cpl ‘Dougie’ Douglas from 16 Sig Regt, Cpl Limbu 201 Sqn’s place in the final. HQ Sqn then remained on the field from 102 Log Bde and Sigs Lashbrook and Wall who have to take on 212 Sqn for the spot in the final. 212 came through, arrived from 1 Rifles and 11 Sig Regt respectively. We also bid winning 4-2, after putting LCpl Graham in goal. farewell to Cpl Simon Newman who leaves us for 12 Mech Bde. The final between 201 Sqn and 212 Sqn was not to be a replay of Due to the ongoing preparation for Op HERRICK 15 life in the Tp the first game. After a quick pep talk, both teams came out has been very busy with everyone trying to find space to use up confident and searched for holes in the other’s defence. their remaining annual leave in between exercises and STA Throughout the games, the cries of “Feet!” and “Umpire!” were training. For some this has been easy but for others who have echoing around the gym and it was a great atmosphere with recently returned from tour this has proved to be something of a everyone getting involved. I would have preferred fewer sticks to test….but one we have been instructed to pass! be broken, but I suppose that shows how involved the teams got! After the full 20 minutes, the score was tied at 2-2. An extra 10 INTER SQUADRON INDOOR HOCKEY COMPETITION minutes would be played before penalty flicks came. But they – by LCpl Graham were unnecessary, 212 Sqn came fighting back against 201 Sqns attacks to clinch another goal and declare themselves the Inter The words fast, crowded and furious sum up our recent indoor Sqn Indoor hockey champions of 2011. hockey tournament, with 3 sqns battling each other in 20 minute

7th SIGNAL REGIMENT ELMPT

CO Lt Col A Long they were going to win as they had not even started the stretcher RSM WO1 (RSM) RD Heynes race by the time Sp Sqn had finished! Again a fantastic SUPPORT SQUADRON effort by SSgt Smith and Sig McBurney, who were OC Maj A Burdge part of the 6 man team SSM WO2 (SSM) Reynolds carrying the stretcher. Sig McBurney was so COMMANDING OFFICER’S CHALLENGE - by Sig Bean overwhelmed by this achievement he had a slight On 13 Dec the annual event of the COs Challenge took place tear of joy in his eye and around the various areas of Elmpt station. Teams taking part congratulated the team after were 229, 231, 232 and the mighty Sp Sqn. the run. The mighty Sp Sqn were trying to conquer the The COs Challenge is broken up into 5 different stages and the SAA stand where at first idea of the event is a relay race involving the 4 Sqns and after each member of the team completing each stand part of a Santa’s uniform is collected, had to put a weapon which is worn on the final event. The first part of the race was a together before entering the 15km bergen run consisting of 6 members, this even had the air rifle shoot, but things mighty SSgt Smith sweating! In the next event there was a Land were going to go wrong for Rover pull across the runway, by this stage Sp Sqn had built up a the Sqn. Cfn Herrington lead which eased some of the pressure. Many of the team flapped under pressure and representing Sp Sqn believed the battle was won here, but there took what seemed a lifetime was still an awful amount of work to be done and the participants to put a SA80 back together. of the BCD stand built on the lead. This gave 231 and 232 Sqns, our fiercest rivals on After all the blood and guts had been cleaned up, the dummy the day, lots of time to was brought out and placed on a stretcher to continue the next catch up. Luckily though Maj Burdge leading by example in part of the race. Unfortunately for 229 Sqn it did not look like for Sp Sqn they battled the CO’s Challenge

36 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 through the shoot just in the nick of time. The last leg of the race was a one man (dressed as Santa Claus) 2 mile best effort race to the gym where the finish line beckoned! In the end LCpl Budha Magar took Sp Sqn to victory and left the other teams wondering where it had all gone wrong!

In the end all the teams had a great day’s fun and Sp Sqn were proud to lift the COs Challenge Cup on this occasion. It was a fantastic effort on a bitterly cold morning and everyone’s efforts more than paid off. It was a fantastic end to the year for the Sqn.

SUPPORT SQUADRON’S CHRISTMAS FUNCTION - by LCpl Howe and Pte Mason Troops take a well earned break and tackle the giant surf on Ex Sp Sqn got together on the 15th December in Shannon’s ARRCADE SPEAR Ballroom for its annual Xmas Function. We were met on the door by a glass of bucks fizz; we were then ushered into the queue to REGIMENTAL SWIMMING AND WATER POLO – by Sig Crawley purchase tickets for the raffle and money tree. A live band kept everyone entertained and the buffet ensured we were all well fed. It was a cold winter morning and the 7 Sig Regtl swimming/water polo team left camp for Wegberg swimming pool. It was 0615 A big thank you goes out to SSgt Sirignano and his committee and we were thinking, “why are we even up at this time of on a great night, which was enjoyed by all. morning?” Capt ‘The Boss’ Robinson’s idea to start training this early was a little bit too keen if you ask me. Once we arrived at 229 (BERLIN) SIGNAL SQUADRON the pool we were all told to practice our preferred strokes. LCpl Torpedo Bradshaw, Sig Marla Brockhurst and Capt Robinson OC Maj MA Muller RA SIGNALS were smashing out length after length of front crawl while Sig SSM WO2 (SSM) J Attwell Rhea Tye and Sig Lightfoot practised their breast stroke skills. Sig Hymers practised his back stroke and Sig Pheasant A BUSY YEAR IN 229 (BERLIN) SIGNAL SQUADRON– by Sgt demonstrated her amazing diving abilities. Vickers Sunday 21 November arrived and after booking the ferry and There is a busy year scheduled for 7 Sig Regt and 229 (Berlin) Sig signing for the 9-seater minibus, Sig ‘Creepy’ Crawley, as Capt Sqn alike. With 231 and 232 Sig Sqns deploying on Op EAGLE, Robinson’s Second in Command, began the first leg of the 229 remains in Barracks to take up the mantle on all the Regts journey, driving from Elmpt to Calais, where LCpl Bradshaw other commitments. would take over to Blandford Camp. It was a slow and laborious drive as the minibus was limited to 120 kph and, with no thanks With that in mind, I thought it would be pertinent to look back of to a certain someone, we had no radio to listen to. Instead we what we have accomplished over the last 6 months. The Sqn has had to find a way of entertaining ourselves for the next 3 ½ hours. gone through a lot of changes. Most of the hierarchy has After arriving at Blandford late on Sunday evening we eventually changed, with only our Sqn OC, Maj Marcus Muller, staying in found rooms in the transit accommodation and it was time for a position. Capt Elliot Moore took over as Sqn 2IC, a position that decent night’s rest before the next day’s activities. had been gapped since May 10. WO2 Jon Attwell took over the It was the morning of 22 November, and time for some last reins of SSM and SSgt (FofS) Bob Dryden and SSgt (YofS) Matt minute training and tactics before the big day. We began training Krikorian taking on the roles of Sqn FofS and YofS respectively. in the local pool after Capt Robinson managed to park the With the arrival of 2Lt Barry Rowson as OC Brandenburg Tp, it minibus after a shocking attempt by one Sig Crawley. Once we meant that Capt Tom Robinson could move across to the newly were all in the water Capt Robinson went through a few formed position of Sqn Ops Offr. It wasn’t just SHQ changing, techniques of strokes to help aid us in our training. Forty five we received new Tp SSgt’s in SSgt Paul ‘Tiz’ Tyrrell, SSgt Gaz minutes later, after a light swimming session, Sig Pheasant Collins and a new SQMS in SSgt Paul McDougall. Tp Comds demonstrated a perfect “ten out of ten” belly flop and Sig Lt Haydn Ayers moved across from 232 Sig Sqn to Wilmersdorf Crawley took the opportunity to teach everyone how it should be Tp and 2Lt James Roberts came into Charlottenberg Tp on done. We all decided that we would go swimming in the return from the Falklands. afternoon to discuss and rehearse some tactics for water polo. We ended up going to Bovington swimming pool, where might I The Sqn hit the ground running, manning Ex COMBINED add, it was freezing! Capt Robinson decided to call it a day at ENDEAVOUR 2010 and Ex ARRCADE SPEAR. This meant that 1600 hours, so we headed back to Blandford Camp for some well within weeks, troops were learning the ropes whilst deployed out deserved scoff. on the ground. October brought the station PNCO course, with the Sqn providing instructors, safety comms, enemy and of course our potential NCO’s. In November all the Regtl CS Engineers were busy on Ex WOODLAND WHEEL. This was a testing exercise on the ARRC Infra and Richelieu detachments. Concurrently a number of the Sqns Operators were involved in a JOCUMEX.

All of this led us nicely into December, with everyone looking forward to the season’s festivities and some rest. However, the year hadn’t been all work and no play. We managed to introduce some troops to the joys of sailing during July and August, and in December some went to Bavaria for some skiing.

The New Year proved fast and furious. Troops deployed almost immediately back to the UK to support Ex PASHTUN DAGGER and whilst others again got to enjoy more white ski slopes. There are also plenty of exercises, both comms and military skills based, planned over the coming months; just to keep us on our toes. A competitor springs into action

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 37 It was the morning of 23 November, an early cold morning to be Comd and Sqn FofS, respectively. said, and we had to leave Camp by 0800 due to the hour long drive to Yeovilton pool, venue for the Corps swimming EXERCISE MAGIC SHEET – by 2Lt Mitchell competition. Here we met up with LCpl ‘Fish’ McGuire. The first race was starting at 1000 and LCpl Bradshaw was first to From 22 - 25 November 10 232 Sig Sqn deployed onto Elmpt step up to the plate, swimming 50m front crawl. The races were training area in order to conduct its annual battle camp. This was split into 2 heats in which the quickest swimmer from either of the met with anticipation and excitement as the details of the ex had heats would win gold. It looked like it was going to be a good been kept under tight wraps by the directing staff. This led to day for the Regt, with LCpl Bradshaw smashing his event numerous ‘horror story’ rumours and speculation as to what was coming first in his heat. Everyone swam their best, even if some in store for us in the week ahead. of us, Sig Lightfoot, looked like Spiderman when diving. Now we had to look forward to water polo in the afternoon. The first day was an introduction into SERE. SSgt ‘Smoothie’ Smith led the Sqn in survival techniques ranging from how to First up in the water polo competition 11 Sig Regt and 1 build shelters from natural materials, create fire, kill and prepare UKADSR. 11 Sig Regt were dominant throughout the whole chickens for eating and purify water. The afternoon was spent game and won 8-1. 11 Sigs were almost certain to be in the final, carrying out familiarisation and weapon handling tests on the with most of their players originating from the Corps water polo pistol, led by SSgt Collins, and mine awareness with SSgt team. After a win and 2 losses we soon found ourselves in the Miners. That evening 6 willing volunteers killed and prepared final competing against the strong 11 Sigs team. The first leg some rather unhealthy looking chickens which, supplemented didn’t go too well, finding ourselves 2-0 down with only 5 minutes with potato and carrot, were made into tasty stews for dinner!! left to play. All of us gave it 110% and we pulled it back to 2-2 which could have been 3-2 to us if SSgt ‘Chalky’ White hadn’t missed a penalty. However, 11 Sigs with all their might, scored in the dying seconds, which left us beat at 3-2, cheers all around; apart from Capt Robinson, who claimed to have been punched in the eye during the final leg.

The medals ceremony was held in the sports hall with the President of Corps Swimming giving a short speech and presenting to the winners of each event; including a medal for 7 Sig Regts 4 x 50m medley team. They had the quickest time, winning the overall event, and Capt Robinson collected his medal with a sore eye, consequently looking like he was winking at everyone. LCpl McGuire received the Most Improved Swimmer as he had never swam for the Corps before.

We all returned back to camp after a long day to unwind and recover from the hard work and effort put in by all. Most of us found ourselves in bed by 2000 hours, drained, exhausted and getting a well deserved good night’s sleep before our drive back to Javelin Barracks the next morning. SSgt ‘Smoothie’ Smith instructs the troops on the preparation of the unlucky poultry 232 SIGNAL (SINGAPORE) SQUADRON Early doors Tuesday morning individual sections were driven to OC Maj J Mayne what we thought was crash gate 2 to begin an insertion tab in to SSM WO2 (SSM) D Mears the nearby Arsbeck ranges. This was not the case; we were detained for a short period of time in a scenario. As always, the rundown to Christmas was a hectic and jam- After this, specific items of kit were withheld from the troops and packed period; combining numerous social events at various we then began our insertion to Arsbeck training area. levels, with the more traditional affairs such as serving the soldiers’ Christmas dinner. Twinned with this, a busy sporting At the harbour area shelters were made and Cpl ‘Tis’ Tyrrell led a calendar was in full flow despite the festivities. This included the recce patrol which brought Delta Tp (led by 2Lt Mitchell) some conclusion of the CO’s competition, (which was incidentally won vital supplies in the form of a ration pack, which was divided by 232 Sig Sqn!). With a Summer deployment to Afghanistan in between the Tp and devoured instantly. The following morning 2011 and a busy training phase beforehand, the Sqn has recently we moved to the other side of the training area and set up in a re-orbatted and begun its preliminary preparations. derelict house with a chicken pen containing 6 chickens. Whilst our new home was being refurbished with hessian screens and Amongst these preparations was a SERE-themed Sqn battle make shift mattresses, Sig ‘Chicken Killer’ Tabaka wasted no camp, as described by 2Lt Sara Mitchell. time in preparing the birds for dinner with frightening efficiency.

Following Christmas leave the Sqns focus has now firmly The final day was competition day; Delta Tp vs Hotel Tp. This switched to the summer deployment, with soldiers completing a consisted of a timed tab back to Elmpt, CBRN dexterity and variety of STA training courses in preparation for their roles. With mental tests in the respirator test facility, grenade throwing and a Sqn-level training exercises and adventure training thrown into stretcher and burden run which finished at the top of hill 60, the mix, I’m sure the 6 months before we deploy will fly by. where we were all reunited with our kit and given a cold beer and some curry. All in all it was a challenging but interesting ex where The entire Sqn wish to congratulate SSgts Steve Miners and many of the Sqn were placed well outside of their comfort zones. FofS (IS) Anne-Marie Ambury for being selected for promotion to WO2. COMMANDING OFFICER’S CUP – by 2Lt Adams

We bid a fond farewell to Lt Craig Tee, Sgt Chris Brady, Sig December at 7 Sig Regt saw the culmination of the fiercely Allsop, Sig Goulbourne and Sig Pheasant, all of whom are contested CO’s Cup, the annual Inter-Sqn sporting and military posted from the Regt. We thank them for all of their efforts competition held by our CO, Lt Col A Long. The prize? A during their tenure with the Sqn and wish them the best of luck resplendent silver trophy and the title of ‘Finest Squadron in the for the future. A warm welcome is extended to newly arrived 2Lt Regiment’; a welcome morale boost prior to some well deserved Sara Mitchell and FofS Louis Cleary, who take up the role of Tp Christmas leave.

38 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 The immortal The 2.4km Landrover pull saw 232 Sqn’s early lead over 231 and everlasting diminish to mere yards, with Sp Sqn and 229 Sqn contesting for 232 Sig Sqn 1st and 2nd place some way in the distance. The ambiguously never looked titled, ‘Casevac – Dark Room’, followed, and required the teams likely to to find and extract a wounded dummy from within a maze of concede pitch black corridors, locked doors and closets. OC Sp Sqn, Maj victory after a ‘Taff’ Burdge, profoundly demonstrating that time spent in recce ruthlessly is seldom wasted. strong performance in A 2.6km stretcher race preceded the most fiendish twist of the Hockey and day; weapon system assembly. A quick re-orbat of the teams for Football at the SAA instructors and the Air Rifle Shoot was a go. Each Sqns start of the finest runner congregated for the last hoorah, the final sprint; a 2 year, but mile best effort in full Father Christmas regalia complete with following a late CBRN boots and beard. Sp Sqn’s early lead saw X-Country surge from 229 champ, Sig Smith, bring home the victory and secure the prize Sig Sqn and for the day. Sp ‘Regt’ in Swimming, The final points tally saw 232 Sqn win the CO’s Cup overall by a Rugby and single point, a fitting testament to a Sqn deploying to Afghanistan X-Country, it all on Op EAGLE in July 2011, to relieve the currently deployed 231 came down to Sqn. The event rounded off a hugely successful year as we at 7 the final event, Sig Regt brace ourselves for another hectic year of PDT, Sport, the CO’s AT and of course, CO’s Cup 2011. Challenge.

The beauty of SSM 232 Sqn Dave Mears looking a bit ‘tyred’ this final event, orchestrated by RTO, Capt Stu Fidler, was the unknown factor. This mammoth 4-hour race came in several forms: an 8km weighted and burdened tab, a DCCT shoot, a vehicle pull, a stretcher race, an air rifle shoot, a Casevac and the final sprint.

Each event required a separate team composition in order to facilitate maximum participation, with the Casevac and shooting events designed to incorporate any downgraded or injured personnel. There were no sick-chits, no excuses… no escape.

The teams kicked off in the DCCT suite, with time penalties for missed targets staggering the start of the tab to follow. The Regts elite athletes, Airborne Warriors and SF veterans waited nervously for their respective shooting teams to emerge. Sp Sqn took an early lead, followed 20 seconds later by 229 Sqn, with 231 and 232 Sqn a further 20 seconds behind. The race, as they say, was on. Lt Ed Adams makes haste, despite the Reindeer strike

10th SIGNAL REGIMENT CORSHAM

CO Maj C P Crowther 241 Sig Sqn RSM WO1 (RSM) MJJ Nowosielski OC Maj Z White MBE The Regt continues its support to operations worldwide through SSM WO2(SSM) P Belcher its 4 diverse sub-unit roles. 225 (ECM(FP)) Sqn (based in Lisburn) and the Installation Technicians of 241 (Colerne) continue the PRINCE’S TRUST - by LCpl Jack Gooding unrelenting provision of teams to Op HERRICK. 243 Sig Sqn (Andover and Colerne) remain at the cutting edge of information I was delighted when I was asked to write this article about my systems support, both enabling the campaign with their support time with The Prince’s Trust, the largest youth charity organisation to HQ Land Forces, and capability leading work in the growing in the UK. My journey began last July when an e-mail from Maj cyber-security realm. Meanwhile 251 Sig Sqn (Aldershot) Cursons (The Liaison Officer for The Prince’s Trust) arrived on my somehow defy the laws of physics and split themselves between SSgts desk asking if there were any volunteers from the Sqn who holding high readiness contingency capability for UK Operations, would like to become an Assistant Team Leader with a team undertaking ceremonial duties and still providing individuals for running in Bath in September 2010. As soon as I heard of the the conventional operational theatres. The spectrum of roles, vacancy I put my name forward. I didn’t hear anything for a while trades and UK-wide locations never ceases to amaze visitors to and just assumed that someone else had pipped me to the post. the Regt, which just after Christmas included the Signal Officer in Chief and Commander 2 Sig Bde. We also say a fond farewell, Then I heard that a fast ball was coming my way and was thank-you and congratulations to the RSM, WO1 Watkins as he wondering what I’d done wrong and who was after me! I was departs on commissioning into the AGC(SPS). asked to report to my SSgts in-tray immediately. The fast ball

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 39 was that I had an interview on the coming Friday in Bath with 2 invite all their friends and family to a big presentation where we representatives from The Prince’s Trust. I wasn’t sure where to give them with their certificates. put myself; I’d never really had an interview before as I had joined the Army straight from school so as soon as I got home I was on That is just a small insight into The Prince’s Trust course. It is the internet trying to find every bit of information just to give me very well worked out and teaches all the skills that are needed for that head start. young people to get their lives back on track. I am a strong believer in the course, I have seen it change the lives of young On the Friday I drove to Bath. It was a very casual encounter and people and I am very grateful to have the opportunity to become my nerves were soon eased by the friendliness of the 2 guys who a Team Leader. I am now a fully trained Team Leader of The were soon to become my co-workers. Edwin Ascott, who Prince’s Trust and have been recruiting for my own course that became my Team Leader, was very open and talked me through started on Monday 31 January. My first team, for which I was the the 12 week course I was about to begin. At the end I was told Assistant Team Leader, between September and December 2010, that I was to start on Monday, which was good news as I was taught me a lot, not just about myself but about the youth dying to get going. Monday soon came around and I was stood population of England that are struggling and need help. A lot of in front of a team of 15 young adults looking to change their life. young people that take this course are labelled as wrong ‘uns or I think at this point I should tell you about the 12 week course. thugs, but the truth is that no one has given them the chance or the time to teach them the skills in life that you need to get a job The course is all about personal development, team building and or to carry on in further education. helping the community. The young adults on the course, aged from 16 to 25, have had a hard start in life and need someone to I will finish by thanking everyone involved in helping me on this give them a break, offer them a hand and just nudge them down journey including a big thanks to the team that works at The City the right path. The first 2 weeks are about team building and of Bristol College and in Bath. letting the students get used to each other and working in a team environment. The second week is an adventure training week 251 SIGNAL SQUADRON where the students work together to complete tasks and missions using the skills of abseiling, rock climbing and many others that OC Maj JTD Wright we teach them. Weeks 3 to 6 are the first community challenge SSM WO2 (SSM) J Gronn that they come across: the team have to find somewhere in the local community that needs practical help. When they have The Sqn has been kept busy over the last few months and found a potential project they talk to the organisation and plan numerous personalities changing. 1 Tp have welcomed Sgt carefully what they can achieve to make a real difference. After Eveleigh and Sig Nixon from 261 Sig Sqn, LCpl Woods from this it’s onto the streets for fundraising, as they need to raise 225 Sig Sqn and Sgt Savage from Army Recruiting. Welcome enough money for the task in hand. Then it’s about getting stuck also to SSgt Jenkins, who takes over as Tp SSgt and puts the into the task! Our project involved the complete redecoration of a reins back on the Tp Comd! 2 Tp have a new Tp SSgt in SSgt youth and community centre, including a large hall, so it was all Beattie and Tp Sgt in Sgt Thomas; Lt Rose also arrived from his hands to the pump to get it done before the deadline. Tp Comds course. Capt Pierson took over as Tp Comd of 638(L) Tp and SSgt Beer arrived into Sp Tp as Tp SSgt Despite Weeks 7 to 9 are all about the next steps after the course. We the changeover, The OC has kept everyone busy with Ex WINTER give lessons on interview techniques, what jobs to look for, write TEARS in December, which included some emotional training out their CVs and also get an outside agency in to give mock on Plain in freezing temperatures as well as Bayonet interviews. Included in all that, they have to sort out a work and Pistol training and an Assault Course to keep the SSM placement for themselves so they can have a taste of a real happy! The New Year has involved a lot of preparation for Ex working environment. HOT SANDS which commences in mid February.

Weeks 10 & 11 are the final challenge. The students find a group Finally a few goodbyes. SSgt Darren Margle departed the Army of people in the community that need help, it could be such after 22 years service and was seen off in style in the WO & Sgts things as helping disabled children at a school or a care home for Mess, SSgt Dolan heads off to Germany and Sgt Homewood people with dementia. The idea is to give the students a short goes to Blandford and Cpl Cogram went to SORLS. LCpl period of time to make as much of a difference as possible to Wignal is off to live the RSIST dream with 1 PWRR as does Cpl someone who isn’t as capable as themselves. Marshall who is off to 1 Royal Anglian. Finally, goodbyes to Lt Week 12 is the final presentation. In this week we wrap up the Graham who leaves on attachment to the AAC and Lt Wallis who qualification and collect all the evidence. Then on the last day we moves on promotion Capt.

16th SIGNAL REGIMENT ELMPT

CO Lt Col AM Fallows RSM WO1 (RSM) T Hodgskins

HANDOVER OF REGIMENTAL SERGEANT MAJOR – by Sgt Lawes

January 14 2011 saw the hand over of RSM 16 Sig Regt from WO1 (RSM) G Sinclair to WO1 (RSM) T Hodgskins. WO1 (RSM) Sinclair leaves the Regt after completing 22 years of colour service. Still a proud Driver/Lineman at heart, having delivered his closing address WO1 (RSM) Sinclair was driven along a route lined by the Regt in a specially recreated Line Rover, complete with drums of cable and line laying equipment.

WO1 (RSM) Hodgskins arrives on promotion from Sp Sqn 30 Sig Regt. A true Linie - RSM Sinclair’s guard of honour aboard a Line Rover

40 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 MY TIME AT 16TH SIGNAL REGIMENT – by 2Lt Cooper Capt Phil Mhango arrived from a night out 5 minutes before the 0500 bus departed, but dragging him out of bed proved … and so I began my career in the Field Army. worthwhile for the team over the following weeks, this is, after all, the man who everyone needs on an exercise. A man who needs Having spent an eventful time at Sandhurst I was greatly looking no sleep and can go out every night and smile every day; a man forward to my 6 week attachment at 16 Sig Regt in Elmpt, who can make breakfasts, learn Pashtu, act as a postman and Germany. I wasn’t entirely sure what the Regt did, however, life help in almost every situation. On arrival at the chalet we were on the continent was appealing and so was the LOA. I expected welcomed by Stefan the owner. There was a mad rush with my 6 weeks would be taken up with completing my Troop everyone trying to get an ideal sleeping spot. The jostling, Commander’s Workbook; drinking copious amounts of alcohol; shoving and occasional shouts of “shotgun” were exacerbated by getting ridiculed for being a “sprog”, or newcomer, and playing the realisation that there weren’t enough beds. Luckily Sig Paul “follow the leader” whilst having no responsibilities of my own… Turner volunteered to sleep on the sofa, which was surprisingly comfortable! Having arrived with my good friend 2Lt Andy Cotterill in a drool- stained suit from the monster car journey from Blandford I quickly settled into the Mess. I had sent my reporting for duty letter late and had taken down the CO’s name incorrectly. First Sandhurst rule (make a good impression) out of the window… Result: 500 word essay on the importance of attention to detail in Defence Writing. Worse yet, when pressed on my best PFT time by the Regtl 2IC I honestly answered 8.04 without mentioning that I had gained 2 stone during an over-indulgent Christmas and would be lucky to complete the course, let alone achieve the coveted 300 Club status. On this misleading statement alone I was volunteered for the Regtl Cross-Country team.

I was attached to 255 Sig Sqn and was meant to be shadowing OC A Tp, Lt Pristone Osabwa. However, gall stones had detained him in Kenya so I spent the first 3 days with C Tp under the stewardship of 2Lt Dave Prady, who was almost as new to the role as I was. Having been briefed by OC 255 Sig Sqn, Maj Barker, that the purpose of a Tp Comds attachment was to make mistakes, the first few days were uneventful. Nevertheless, this Lt Kia Flecchia posing with the Ski instructor prior to her missing introduction was vital in terms of putting me at ease and the final gate familiarising me with Regtl life and the soldiers I would find myself working with. The first week in Neustift was called the “Orphans’ Week”. It was here that all the units that had not had a Corps/Regtl camp got Once Lt Osabwa returned he encouraged me to sit-in for OC B some training prior to the competition. The Austrian instructor Tp, Lt Fitchett, to gain an understanding of what it means to run announced that members of 16th “Chair-borne” Signal a Tp. Little did I realise what challenges lay ahead. Over the next Regiment’s Open team had excelled. This meant that we had a fortnight I was required to act as Accused Advisor for one of my week of fun spent riding off-piste and smashing our bodies into soldiers in court; visit a sick soldier in hospital who risked losing the powder with a bit of race training thrown in to boot. The his tape as a consequence; go snow-boarding with C Tp to bid weather did hamper progress with temperatures reaching wind farewell to 2 outgoing Cpls; arrange presentations for my Sigs; chill -42 degrees C. At the end of the week Cpl Jenner contribute to report writing and a heated Cpls grading board and completed his 2 Star qualification, which, when added to his CV perform the duty of Orderly Officer. None of this passed entirely might give him some hope of employment post-Army. without event. For instance, my SSgt found my ability to lock myself out of the Orderly Officer duty phone for 2 hours hilarious whilst I chased up everyone from the QM to the Adjt. Unfortunately it was not even this event that led Brig Hill, Comd 11 Sig Bde, to ask whether I had “special needs” whilst visiting the Offrs Mess. Rule 2 of Sandhurst (get your face known by the big personalities in your chain of command): accomplished!

However, despite these comedic set-backs I thoroughly enjoyed my time on attachment. I made some cracking friends and had some eventful nights out both in Germany and Holland (Amsterdam, baby!) More important than this, I established a bond with the Sigs and JNCOs who I had been so sheltered from at Sandhurst and was given decisions to make that would actually impact upon the careers of those around me. It was a privilege and an honour to receive a first taste of the Army at work at 16 Sig Regt. Sig ‘Corps Rider’ Revell in his bright yellow trousers getting ready for some action EXERCISE SNOW JACK 2010 – by LCpl Przeslawski, Sig Paul Turner and Sig Brown In the second week we moved into the competition stage. Prior to the first competition Sig Revell was notified of his promotion On 25 November 2010 12 members of the Regt headed for the to the Corps’ team, based upon his ability to snowboard from A Army Snowboarding Championships in Staubi, Austria. The team to B very quickly in his disgusting bright yellow pants. The PGS was made up of soldiers of varying abilities ranging from is a technique-based race with speed as its key element. With seasoned riders who had competed at Army level, to novice parallel courses, the boarders ride both the ‘red’ and ‘blue’ runs, soldiers who had no snowboarding experience. The Regt whilst racing their opponents - first to the bottom wins. The PGS conducted a rigorous selection process. First, the riders had to resulted in 2 people qualifying for the finals: Lt Lorains and Capt have 4 fully working limbs; second, they had to cough up €550 Harper, aka ‘The Dentist’! However, the whole team were for the privilege of being among the select few representing the commended on their sportsmanship and riding ability during the Regt. competition, this was despite Sig ‘Corps Rider’ Revell ignoring

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 41 all advice from the Corps’ team captain and getting himself disqualified, along with our very own team captain, Lt Flecchia, The cross country phase was held on the infamous Hill 60 training who despite a good first run and solid 3rd position, still managed area, under the supervision Cpl Stu Porter and Cpl Roy Challis. to miss the final gate due to too much speed… hardly setting a The students received revision on pre-cross country checks and good example! techniques prior to tackling that hill. Training was progressive, moving onto advanced challenges and a recovery phase that The next competition was the Boarder Cross in which boarders involved all the students getting wet and cold. With the incoming simultaneously ride a course designed to kill you, complete with German winter and the fact that none of the students had ever berms, jumps, lips, rollers and turns…not to mention the other trained on the equipment previously the inclusion of the skid people! Boarder Cross is fast, technical and good to watch, that cradle vehicle was of great training value. Sgt’Chris Eckett is if you can avoid frost bite! In the qualifying round, Sig Revell kindly offered his services to run the event and made it completely disregarded the 10 FIS rules and blatantly cheated as informative, challenging and, most importantly, realistic. he was feeling the pressure from his previous PGS debacle. He may have finished first out of his heat but, having scuppered 2 of On the final day of the competition the students and SSgt Chris his own riders in the process, was a marked man. Several riders Orr were under the spotlight of the BFBS cameras as well as managed to qualify for the next round so they could all look facing the competitive element in attempting to win the inaugural forward to more Boarder Cross and the privilege of representing ‘Safe and Skilled’ trophy. The winning team was the LAD, who the Regt again over the following days. excelled in all events. They received the trophy from the CO, Lt The last competition was the Free Style Event which is basically a Col Fallows. ‘big air’ or big tricks competition. Due to huge demand the entry criteria were set high, and with people throwing gigantic back 230 (MALAYA) SIGNAL SQUADRON flips and massive 360s we were left to spectate. This was probably a blessing in disguise due to the badly broken arm, OC Maj HJ Scott potentially broken back and numerous other bumps we later SSM WO2 (SSM) Wedge heard were sustained during this competition. 230 SIG SQN WARMS UP IN THE NEW YEAR – by Lt Perkins The rest of us continued training even though the weather was horrendous; it was really windy leading to poor visibility due to After the deep freeze of December, accompanied by the odd the snow being blown up all around us. Unfortunately we had to unintentional meeting of car and gatehouse, 2011 has been have 2 enforced days off the slopes. This was a welcome break noticeably warmer so far. The same could be said of the tempo for us and we used the time to watch the Ice Hockey in Innsbruck of life in 230 Sig Sqn. Since returning from Afghanistan in August followed by a few drinks. and the start of the HFT part of the cycle, the pace has been relaxed and the opportunities for personal development many and This was a thoroughly enjoyable experience and we all would like varied. Before Christmas the hangar was sparsely populated as to compete in the next exercise and maybe gain our 2 Star members of the Sqn took every opportunity to go sailing or qualification. skiing; or to gain some useful military qualifications. However, as January gets into full swing it is noticeably busier. The Sqn is SUPPORT SQUADRON 16 SIGNAL REGIMENT preparing itself for MST 1 in the next few months, and so the opportunities for getting away on courses are becoming more OC Maj M Nuttall limited as exercises and battle camps loom on the horizon. PT SSM WO2 (SSM) Barrie had been nobly sacrificed over ‘silly season’ but is now back with a vengeance. Like everything else it will begin to increase in SAFE AND SKILLED DRIVING COMPETITION – by SSgt Orr intensity as we are ever-more focused on the goal of operational readiness for 2012. Sixteen young members of the Regt took part in the Safe and Skilled driving competition, which involved various driving skills that included reversing with trailers, cross country and skid car training. The event focused on the young drivers getting time behind the wheel and practising the skills required by all Soldiers.

The 4 teams from the LAD, Sp, 230, and 255 Sqns received the initial brief and course programme, and then dispersed to the various stands spread throughout Javelin Barracks. The driving skills stand involved tight manoeuvring with and without trailers, reversing with trailer and driving under guidance of the vehicle commander. This proved to be a great course designed by LCpl Mickey Kingston, which all found to be challenging.

230 Sig Sqn on a daytrip to Bottrop Skihalle as part of their HFT

Clearly some members of the Sqn are now regretting that third helping of Christmas pudding, but the PTIs, in their caring and sympathetic manner, will help in any way they can to get those chubby Christmas legs moving in the right direction. It is an exciting time; the start of a new year with a clear goal ahead.

The Sqn is buzzing as it picks itself up and prepares to hurl itself through another operational cycle. Now is the time for us all to pull together in pursuit of the common goal: to be as good as we can be by the time we are called upon to do our work in an operational theatre. Isn’t this what we all signed up for? The CO, Lt Col Andy Fallows, presents the winning trophy to LCpl Harland of the LAD

42 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 255 (BAHRAIN) SIGNAL SQUADRON minibuses became separated. They each found the venue individually! OC Maj KA Barker SSM WO2 (SSM) Birch The night was all inclusive of skiing, drinks and even a bit of food. When we arrived at the venue only a few people actually took ARRIVALS AND GOODBYES – by Sgt Lawes part in the skiing. LCpl Marv McCalla, who had never tried skiing before, was soon well away after just a one-hour coaching This month sees the departure of WO2 (SSM) Nowosielski who session. The main activity was snowboarding, with Sig Revell has moved to 10 Sig Regt, Corsham. We wish self-appointing himself the Tp legend, turning him all the best in his new Unit. up with all the gear to look cool. The few of us that couldn’t ski decided to make the most of We welcome the new SSM WO2 (SSM) Birch the free refreshments. When it came round to from 16 Sig Regt Training Wing, and Sgt the farewell presentations there was a slight Hulbert from 4 Mech Bde, Catterick. glitch. There was somebody missing; Stapes hadn’t made it to his own leaving function!!! Congratulations to SSgt Ian Wells on his However, he still had a speech delivered on his selection for promotion to WO2. behalf. After Foggy had finished his speech and was presented with his 19” LED TV there EXERCISE BAHRAIN SNOW WARRIOR was a special presentation to SSgt Ian Wells – by Cpl Burford who had recently joined a few members of the Tp in the exclusive ‘Jaffa Club’. He was given C Tp had to bid farewell to Cpl ‘Foggy’ Fogg a packet of Jaffa Cakes to mark the fact that he and Cpl ‘Stapes’ Staples, who are both had been to get the snip! moving on to pastures new. To mark the occasion Cpl Dave Burford organised a trip to The evening was a great success, lots of the Bottrop Alpine Ski Centre for an evening of 255 Sig Sqn SSM WO2 (SSM) smiling faces and no broken bones in sight. We snowboarding and skiing, and, of course, a little Nowosielski handing the reigns to wish Foggy good luck as he is finally on his social drinking. The evening started off WO2 (SSM) Birch Class 1 and send our best to Stapes who is off nightmarishly as we hit rush hour traffic and the to Ireland.

21st SIGNAL REGIMENT (AIR SUPPORT) COLERNE

WESSEX RIDGEWAY WALK – NEW YEAR SHAKEOUT a great way to spend a Sunday night I thought. Sig Knott and I – by Sig Simpson were able to practise some night navigation and got plenty of useful tips and tricks from Capt Coffey. We made our way On the night of Sunday 9 Jan 11, the Sqn assisted Wiltshire around without a hitch and kept the trailing group about 10 Police and Fire Brigade on a charity fund raising walk for the minutes behind us - they were lit up like a Christmas tree with Salamander Trust. This Trust is a charity organisation which their 30 odd head torches, definitely non Tac! assists people with Down Syndrome integrating into the community and finding jobs. Everybody made it around the route without any problems and all in all it was a successful event. We all managed to get back to PC Rachel Barnett of Wiltshire Police had organised the walk our homes just as the milkman was doing his rounds and we got across the Wessex Ridgeway to raise funds for the project and a few hours sleep before we were up and back to our ‘civvie approached the OC to see if the Sqn could assist in any way. jobs’. Wiltshire Police were very grateful for our support and later The walk was to take place overnight starting at 2200hrs on the said “if it wasn’t for the Army, we would still be out there”. We Sunday evening and the challenge was to cover 13 miles which were glad to support a good cause and at the same time raise would take them well into the morning of the next day. We were the profile of our Sqn and the Regt. Our community engagement tasked with providing night navigation, route marking and admin was mentioned by the CO in his meeting with Bath Council when support for the group of around 40 walkers consisting of Police, the Regt receive the Freedom of Bath, to be formally given on Fire Brigade and members of the project. This was our first return from Ops in November. All in all a good start to the year outing after the Christmas break and a good start to Lanyard and we look forward to more community engagement for the Sqn Trophy training for those that are hoping to compete. as the year progresses.

After a weekend’s trade course we had a few hours down time 43 (WESSEX) SIGNAL SQUADRON (V) before we set off for the National Trust car park at Avebury to prepare for the event. The training was interesting but it did feel OC Maj KRJ Smith good to be out in the cold air, working my muscles after staring at SSM WO2 (SSM) S Shanahan a ComBAT screen all weekend! Some of us would be walking with the group, some at the back to catch any stragglers and a Winter has arrived and the Sqn has been busy preparing for GS Land Rover would be moving around the various checkpoints various training weekends. In addition Sqn volunteers are with hot drinks etc, and to pick up anyone who couldn’t continue awaiting their mobilisation papers to start training with the Regt in through injury. When the group started turning up I remember preparation for the upcoming deployment. Remembrance thinking some were slightly ‘under dressed’. Although conditions Weekend was the main focus for us as it holds a high profile role were good, trainers, tracksuit bottoms and a gym bag didn’t within Bath. (More to follow). Well done to 2Lt Leanne seem appropriate. . Luckily we were carrying various warm kit, Brandling-Harris on her TA commissioning course. The SSM, waterproofs and sleeping bags in case of any dramas. WO2 Sean ‘Callsign Crixxus’ Shanahan and the OC have started their training regime for Winter Tough Guy in January, Capt Dave Coffey, Sig Emily Knott and I were the advance although the SSM keeps getting man flu! party. We were tasked with setting off first and marking out the route with cyalumes. We moved from the main car park laying The Sqn became guinea pigs for the Regt when they held the cyalumes every few Km for the main group behind us. Visibility Regtl Ultra-Fit Competition as Sqn PT fell a week before the was good and I can see why the area is so popular with walkers, competition, therefore we naturally set the bar very high for the

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 43 remainder to chase!! It did highlight the fact the Army has no into place, the signs were up and most importantly the fridge full upper body strength as climbing a rope and dips were among the of water. All that was missing was the RAF and the Merlins. We problem areas encountered by all. were kept up to date on what was going on by 2Lt Miller, through briefings in the pool every night at 2000hrs without fail. Remembrance Day brought the Sqn into the public eye. Instead of parading in Colerne, the Sqn regular staff paraded in the centre of Bath with the Mayor outside the Abbey for the 2 minutes silence. As usual the press were there and WO2 (RQMS) Beeley was front and centre of all camera attention.

REMEMBRANCE WEEKEND – by Sig Corrie

On the morning of 14 Nov 10 over 30 members of the the Sqn congregated to pay their respects as part of the annual City of Bath remembrance parade. Unfortunately the weather left much to be desired, however it did not dampen our high spirits. A rainy 2 minute silence in the morning was followed by a busy parade in the afternoon with members of the Sqn marching alongside representatives from the Royal Navy, Royal Marines and St. John Ambulance. The parade was followed by a service held in Bath Abbey. The Sqn put on a fitting performance and younger members were glad to have to opportunity to meet veterans who The only aircraft that managed to fly had served before them. At the end of the weekend the Sqn said goodbye to Sgt Simon Witwicki who has given the Sqn 22 years Soon the requirement to push the dets out came and, with the of dedicated service! All the best for the future. armed escort, the first people to go were Sig Cale, Sig Walker, Sig McVeigh and myself. For the first couple of weeks both dets were co-located in the Jordanian SF base. After that we split up and one stayed in the SF base while the other travelled north to the MOB location where the Engr Regt were based. Here we provided a G2A link and also acted as a rear link back to the airport. Sig Cale and I were the first to go to the MOB site and it was a great challenge, albeit a bit dusty. We found out we were on fresh rations and that they had showers and washing facilities. The only thing that let it down is that we were next door to the dog section, and the noise of 50 dogs in the middle of the night is not the best thing in the world when you are trying to sleep.

Things at the MOB were going well until the day of the storm. The wind was so strong the MOB was torn to bits, most of the tents had been blown apart and the lads had to be evacuated back to the airport. The only people left behind were the people that needed to be there, the Sigs Det and the dogs! When ENDEX was called we started to collapse all of the equipment and started getting the it ready to go back to the UK. From start to finish the whole process took about 4 hours. Remembrance Parade in Bath: L - R: Sgt Steve Birchall, Sgt Jase Martin, Sgt Dave Lowes, WO2 (RQMS) Beeley and WO2 Linthwaite Bath ACIO EXERCISE PASHTUN LINKS: 17 NOV – 20 DEC 2010 – by LCpl Talbot

Having transferred from the Infantry, this was to be my first R SIGNALS ex since finishing training at Blandford, and it was a bit of a shock. Before we deployed I didn’t know what to expect, people were talking about the radio kit that we were going to use and to be perfectly honest I was not 100% sure, but as the deployment drew closer and people were showing me some of the kit, I started to grow in confidence. The only question was, will we back in time for Christmas?

When it came to the Adv Party’s departure we were all very excited and couldn’t wait to get out there and get set up. The BMI flight from Heathrow was very comfortable despite it being 7 hours, although slightly better for the RAF officers who flew First The remote Det Class, so much for being affected by the SDSR! We arrived the other end, were shown to the coach and immediately departed for the hotel. When we got to the hotel I couldn’t believe my We were all looking forward to returning for Christmas, but as the eyes, it had the bare minimum that the average soldier could snow hit the UK (and it hit it hard as well), we didn’t know need, 3 swimming pools, private beach, 2 Jacuzzis and a sauna. whether we would even get a flight and make it back in time. So for us, the flight home was a just a dream at that moment. Then, Our first job was to recce the building of opportunity at the airport after a couple of days and a few disheartened phone calls to and set up comms and infrastructure for the HQ, prepping dets to family back home, the news arrived that they were able to start deploy, and also getting the ISO unpacked. It all progressed flying people home for Christmas. Those with wives and children quickly with only the 21 Sig Regt deployed personnel working. It were a priority, with the rest of the personnel on a different flight, took a few days and a lot of broken people but we got there, the but as luck would have it the other flight was only 24 hours later JHF(J) HQ was ready; the comms were in, the tables were put which meant everyone made it back in time for Christmas.

44 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 REGIMENTAL ULTRA-FIT COMPETITION of how far I could now push myself. This year, 2011, I will be – by Sig (Teddy in the Corner) Lowe going back and completing it!

Our Drill Night on the first Wednesday of every month is PT. On After landing on the Union Glacier’s ice runway, everyone on Wed 3 Nov Sqn members arrived at the Regtl Gymnasium to find board began putting on jackets, hats, gloves and goggles. We an array of exercises laid out. We found out that we were the were informed it was very windy outside, and knew it was going guinea pigs for the Ultra-Fit Challenge. With the rest of the Regt to be cold! It was still amazing to feel the wind biting into any due to take part in the challenge during the forthcoming week, it exposed skin! The sun was bright in the sky all day, every day, was up to us to set the yardstick by which all would be which threw sleeping patterns out of the window. If your gloves measured. Designed to replicate the physical stresses of military were off for more than a few minutes your hands went numb. service, within the confines of the gymnasium, it saw the Every step you took was accompanied by a crunching of the participants compete across the obstacles which were to be snow. It was a beautiful alien landscape, white and dashes of completed in the following order: grey where a peak poked above the ice.

2 x rope climb, 30 x PFT press ups, 750m Row, 15 x dips on The run itself was a slow affair, my pace was slow and steady, my parallel bars, 50 x squat thrusts, 10 x 20m sprints and 5 x 10m feet landing directly below me for the majority of the run. The 25Kg sandbag carry. route had been compacted the day before whilst being checked for crevasses, so a lot of the route was quite firm, though on Participants could only move onto the next activity once they had occasion I would sink in up to my knee’s, the energy and either completed the previous one or were deemed by the PTIs to momentum being completely zapped out of me. We were lucky be unable to complete more repetitions on this obstacle. Each weather wise, it was about –10 degrees during the run, and there activity not completed incurred a 3 minute penalty. It was noted was almost no wind. The biggest threat was the sun, reflecting early on that that a couple of the fitter participants collapsed on off the ice attacking from 2 angles. I crossed the line in 5hrs completion of the challenge, thus striking fear into those yet to 16mins having completed my task - Mission accomplished! attempt it. Others threw their teddies in the corner (author) realising they were not as fit as they thought. MARCH AND SHOOT – by Sig Cheshire

Overall it may not have been the most pleasant experience for all The March and Shoot competition took place in December, with but it left those who completed it with a sense of achievement. all Sqns competing for the prestigious bragging rights. The Regt The Sqn faired well and our timings were an average reflection left early on a cold and frosty morning for Bulford. With nerves in across the Regt. The biggest lesson identified was more work is tow and Kiwi Hill on our minds, we arrived to be told the course needed on upper body as surprisingly people could not climb was extended to 4 miles instead of the 3 miles we wished it still ropes or do dips! was. We began to prep our weapons, the last thing we wanted was to have a stoppage on the range and drop points for the ANTARCTIC ICE MARATHON -by Sig Mulligan team. The oil was used particularly liberally.

After getting home from my recruit training weekend at Wyvern The March itself was treacherous with nearly all of the course Barracks in Exeter on 5 Dec 10, I unpacked my Army gear and covered in sheet ice, however under the studious leadership of then re-checked and packed my extreme cold clothing and 2Lt Adam Ravenscoft the whole team managed to make it running gear. The next day I began a series of flights and round. We had to slow our pace on the downhill stretches due to stopovers that would eventually find me in Antarctica. My reason ice, although this didn’t put us at a disadvantage as it was the for going was to take part in the annual Antarctic Ice Marathon. same for all teams. We decided to run a majority of the route, only tabbing up the steepest of hill climbs in order to get our I had stumbled across the website for the run the previous breath back and make up time on the flats. This tactic paid off as October after deciding to attempt a marathon. I wanted to we ended up with the fastest time on the March phase of the combine the marathon with some travelling, and make it a bit of competition. When we arrived in the pen we had 30 seconds an adventure. After finding the site, the seed began to grow and I turnaround before having to be on the firing point to drop our began to plan the financial side of the trip. It definitely wasn’t metal targets. Unfortunately we were slightly disadvantaged easy saving for the run, but it gave me a goal to work towards. having only ironsights whilst all the other teams had SUSAT. Despite best efforts all round we dropped a fair few shots and our Physical training began at the beginning of November 09 with a scores showed this. The overall winners were 214 Sig Sqn who combination of Crossfit workouts and anaerobic runs. Over the achieved the third fastest time and performed well on the shoot. following months my fitness levels increase to beyond those Despite not placing as high as we had wanted, spirits were high which I’d seen as we returned to the Regt to celebrate with a few beverages at in the past. I the Christmas function, but then that’s another story. first entered the Bath Half, HF(A) CIS TP PDT – by Cpl Barber followed a few months later by Bravo Tp has completed the thorough PDT prior to its the Cheltenham deployment to Afghanistan in support of JHF(A). The training Circular, a multi- included air support comms and military skills spanning 6 terrain marathon months. The Tp specialised in training on the PRC 117F and distance walk/ PRC 346, the standard ground-to-air radios for the Air Support hike or run, Sig Sqn. One week was dedicated to the Tp becoming qualified followed by the Landing Point Commanders or Rigger Marshals – both taught by 85 mile Cpl Grimes. Following the necessary day of theory, the Tp Ridgeway deployed to a white, bitter Salisbury Plain. Once there, they each Challenge a attached ¾ tonne trailers to the Sea Kings that supported the month after training. The test was completed on 3 Cdo Bde’s MRX, Ex that. I only PASHTUN DAGGER. completed 61.5 miles of the Following a well earned Christmas leave the Tp returned to crack Ridgeway on with the preparation for the MRX. The well-accustomed Challenge, but it DRASH was assembled on camp as part of the PACEX where the was a very majority of the Tp discovered the highs and lows of the kit; oddly Sig Mulligan dressed for his Arctic Marathon good indication no one can remember any particular high. Comms were

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 45 inspected and the layout scrutinised to the finest detail from Mandazis (a flat doughnut) as only people working in IT can. visiting staff. Now experts, the Tp erected the JHF(A) representative HQ quickly and efficiently with time to spare in There is the opportunity to get out and about when not on shift which to enjoy a film or 2 on the projectors. which a lot of the lads have taken up. Cpl Richie Andrews has been keen to show off his karaoke skills already, although to be booed off the mic by the locals has to hurt. There’s always “Britain’s Got Talent” I suppose. Sigs Gareth Gough and James Burge have both been enjoying the Sportsmans Club in Nanyuki, especially since a bus load of blonde Danish female students turned up. Both are now fluent in Danish. Since being in Kenya, Delta Tp has undertaken a variety of Adventure Training, which is always good for morale. The main choices have been White Water Rafting, Mountain Biking and Rock Climbing. Also, when work allows, the Tp are planning to organise trips out on safari. Jambo!

ARMY COMMUNITY RUGBY CUP SEMI FINAL

21 SIG REGT (AS) 29 3 SCOTS (BLACK WATCH) 27

The 21 Sig Regt rugby team pulled out the performance of the season, by beating the in form favourites for the cup, 3 Scots Cpl Barber (Black Watch). The start was a very close encounter, with both The Tp quickly settled into a shift routine alongside signallers sides cancelling each other out with early exchanges of from 3AAC, who will be joining us in Camp Bastion in the coming possession in some very difficult conditions. However Cpl Young months. A pretty steep learning curve was tackled successfully, made the breakthrough with an early penalty to open the scoring, appreciating along the way how important the role is within which helped to settle a few of the nerves. A few incidents JHF(A), how busy the Tp expects to be and how specialised the of poor discipline gave the opposition the chance to gain the role of an Air Support Communicator is. advantage, which fortunately they failed to capitalise on.

DELTA TROOP SUPPORTING JOINT HELICOPTER FORCE (KENYA) - by LCpl Baldwyn-Needham

Delta Tp deployed to Kenya in January, under the command of 2Lt Rich Miller, to cover Ex ASKARI THUNDER 5 which completes the Delta Tp 5 month detachment in Kenya. Our roles during Ex AT5 were to support JHF(Kenya) with comms to the PUMA aircraft giving them Flight Safety coverage and to deal with any CASEVACs whenever they occur. Upon arrival we initially set up our Ops Room at Laikipia , which is home to the Kenyan Air Force. We also deployed a forward detachment 125 km up country to MOB SIMBA, where the exercising Battlegroup are based for the majority of their live firing training, as most of the ranges are located there. First to deploy up to SIMBA were Sig Darren Brown and Sig Chris Laidler, who had both already spent close to 4 months out in Kenya before the Xmas break and Sig Naulivou crossed the line for a fine try after some great so were already up to speed with what was required. pressure and handling by both forwards and backs. Cpl Young once again had his kicking boots on and converted the try along with a few more penalties from close to the touchline. Cpl Bibi then finished off some great forward play to score in the corner, with Cpl Young yet again converting from the touchline. 3 Scots took the lead in the match late on, with a well worked try from a lineout. The Regt rallied under the posts with some inspiring words from LCpl Lloyd. Taking the ball from the resulting kick off we worked our way up the pitch to midway inside The Scots half where 3 Scots conceded a penalty. Again up stepped Cpl Young to convert for the 3 points; giving 21 Sig Regt the win and a place in the Final of the Army Community Cup.

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Regretfully soon after our deployment 2Lt Rich Miller caught a mildly contagious bug which resulted in him being bedded down in a very unmilitary and un-officer fashion for a couple of days. Thankfully WO2 SSM Thomson was kind enough to provide some advice from the UK to the inexperienced officer in the form of some self help hygiene guides. Also out with Delta Tp are Sigs Alex Squire and Dale Pilkington, attached from 22 Sig Regt who are our J1/J4 managers and who will be enjoying a 3 month tour Man of the Match - Cpl Young for his outstanding kicking in Africa. Both have already fully familiarized themselves with display and decision making.

46 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 HQ SOinC(A) UPDATE

- by Brig TJP Watts OBE ADC SOinC(A)

Welcome to this latest edition of The Wire. As you’ll see from the contents we are making some changes to this ‘old faithful’ magazine. It will continue to be there for unit news, and I know that contributors will want to take advantage of the colour pages and more flexible format to let us have more great pictures and brief, lively text. The bigger change, though, is that The Wire will be there to let you, its readers, have more information about the Corps. Some of this will come from here in the Headquarters, but I’d encourage units and brigades, associations, sports teams and individuals outside the Corps, regular, TA, serving and retired, to use the magazine to let the wider Corps in on what they do and what is going on. Please be as imaginative as you want, not least so that people can make more informed choices about where they’d like to be posted, but so that we all know what the Corps is about.

These changes will take a while to take hold, and I expect the format to keep changing to accommodate fresh ideas. In the meantime, what would you like to see in The Wire? Let the editorial team know and give them your feedback at thewire@ royalsignals.mod.uk.

In the meantime, I’ll take this opportunity to sum up some other, more general areas of change.

First, experience from operations has shown that our focus must now be on enabling commanders to have access to, and the ability to exploit and disseminate, information, not just to give them ‘communications’. That doesn’t mean that our job in providing the networks, infrastructure, cabling, power, life support and protection is less important than before, but we must be clear that all that is in order to deliver working applications (and I include Voice and teleconferencing as applications) and it is our job to do this and provide support, including support to the users. We’ve taken a small step in introducing 3 weeks more information system training into the Class 3 Operator course, but this is only the start.

Our complementary role, Electronic Warfare, is seeing just as great a shift. Much of this area is classified, but the Single Signals Intelligence Battlespace drives developments. I’d add that we all need to understand much better the threat from Cyber Warfare and our role in countering it, as well as exploiting its opportunities. There are interesting job opportunities developing in all these areas, and not just in the traditional trades.

To expand a little, there are already a very wide range of very interesting opportunities available to Royal Signals Soldiers and Officers. We’ve included some details in this edition, but ask your Regimental Career Management Officer or your chain of command about opportunities in and in support of Special Forces, Air Assault signalling, Infantry Support Teams, Explosive Ordnance Disposal, the Joint Signal Support Units in Digby, Cheltenham and Cyprus, the Defence Human Intelligence Unit, 299 Signal Squadron, 643 Signal Troop; there are more.

Of course money is tight, and the Corps will change shape over the coming years, but we are already undermanned and there are more and more demands being placed on us. Information is the battle-winner - so I expect the Corps’ reputation and value, and its success, only to grow. But this will mean that we shall need to keep changing and picking up new knowledge and skills, both in training and through each of us fostering an individual thirst for knowledge and self- improvement. Go for it.

Last for now, a thought for our friends on operations and those going through tough times.

Certa Cito

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 47 ROYAL SIGNALS Mission: To deliver elements of deployable integrated Command Support,

OPERATIONS UPDATE

R SIGNALS has 790 soldiers on operations.

Units in Afghanistan: 3(UK) Div HQ & Sig Regt commanded by Lt Col Greg Wilson is the Campaign Signal Regiment (CSR) in Afghanistan providing the bulk of the manpower within the Joint Force CIS (Afghanistan). The CSR provides communications and personnel to over 33 locations. 16 Air Asslt Bde HQ and Sig Sqn (216) are based in Lashkar Gah, providing communication support and personnel to over 23 locations, mainly patrol bases and forward operating bases. Electronic Warfare in Helmand is currently being prosecuted by 14 Sig Regt (EW). A troop from 21 Sig Regt (AS) supports the Joint Helicopter Force (Afghanistan) and another troop from 10 Sig Regt provide electronic countermeasures for force protection in Afghanistan. 18 (UKSF) Sig Regt have a substantial element deployed in Afghanistan and further afield. 299 Sig Sqn (SC) continue to be heavily deployed in support of OGD operations globally. 231 Sig Sqn of 7 Sig Regt, commanded by Maj Eric Warren is supplying CIS support to HQ ISAF.

Update: The level of activity continues to be frenetic, both for the units deployed and the surge teams that are constantly moving in and out of Theatre. The major projects include:

• Expanding the high capacity network down to patrol bases.

• Installing the infrastructure to support the new airhead and ATC tower in Camp Bastion.

• Installing the infrastructure and CIS equipment for the expansion of Camp Bastion.

• Providing a welfare wi-fi facility to the patrol bases.

• Upgrading and enhancing the tactical network.

LAST 12 MONTHS HEADLINES

CSR: The first fully manned and trained CSR was 1(UK) Armd Div HQ and Sig Regt.

Infantry Support Teams: Tranche 2 now trained.

Operational Losses: Corporal Steven Thomas Dunn from 16 Air Asslt Bde HQ and Sig Sqn (216), attached to 2nd Para Regt, was killed in Afghanistan on Tue 21 Dec 10.

Sports: Maj Wood and Cpl Storey represented Great Britain at hockey and parachuting respectively. 11 (RSS) Sig Regt won the Tug of War at the Inter Service Braemar Highland Games. 11 (RSS) Sig Regt are the champions for: male and female Army Tug of War, Army cross country, hockey, netball, water polo and orienteering as well as league and cup winners for football. The Corps is the present Army inter-Corps hockey, football, Tug of War and netball champions. As we go to press 21 Sig Regt (AS) are in the final of the Major Units Rugby and 11 (RSS) Sig Regt are in the semi final of the Major Units Boxing.

FUTURE HEADLINES

Bowman BCIP 5.4 (latest version) with improved data capabilities is being rolled out to Afghanistan this year. This programme has been very successful and is now largely complete. In addition more equipment is now being repaired in theatre, improving availability.

48 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 ON A PAGE Electronic Warfare and Force Protection in order to enable decisive command.

FALCON: It is planned to field FALCON in Afghanistan this year to provide improved IP capability and system management. The detailed planning and trial activities required to get the system ready continue.

Defence Training Rationalisation: The PFI contract with Metrix was cancelled on 19 Oct 10; fallback options are being identified. In the meantime trg will continue in Blandford.

UNITS AND TASKS

R SIGNALS has 12 regular major units, 7 regular independent sub-units and 2 independent troops. The TA has 5 regiments and a number of small specialist sub units.

Phase 2 Training: 11 (RSS) Sig Regt provides the initial phase 2 trade training for all R SIGNALS soldiers.

Campaign Signal Regiments: Five regiments have been reshaped for the Afghan Campaign; 1 (UK) Armd Div HQ and Sig Regt; 2 Sig Regt, 3 (UK) Div HQ and Sig Regt, 16 Sig Regt and 21 Sig Regt (AS). Force Generation is under OPCON of 11 Sig Bde.

Support to HQ Allied Rapid Reaction Corps (ARRC): 7 and 22 Sig Regts provide Information and Communications Services (ICS) for HQ ARRC.

Support to the Rapid Reaction Forces (JRRF): 30 Sig Regt provides ICS and life support for JTFHQ 1, JTFHQ 2 and the Spearhead Lead Element. Support to other joint headquarters is currently suspended.

Support to 1st and 3rd (UK) Divisions: 1(UK) Armd Div HQ and Sig Regt and 3 (UK) HQ Div and Sig Regt each have an additional sig sqn (over their CSR Orbat) to provide ICS and life support to their divisional headquarters.

Support to the Joint Helicopter Force (JHF): 21 Sig Regt (AS) has an additional sig sqn (over its CSR Orbat) to provide ICS and life support to the JHF.

Support to Brigade Headquarters: The R SIGNALS has a dedicated sig sqn to provide ICS and life support to each of the manoeuvre Bde HQs (1, 4, 7, 12 ,16 ,19 and 20 Bdes). 101 and 102 Log Bde HQs are each supported by a signal troop.

Support to UK Operations: The 5 TA Sig Regts (32, 37, 38, 39, 71) and elements of 10 Sig Regt provide ICS support to military staff deployed on UK ops.

Specialist ICS Support: The 4 squadrons of 10 Sig Regt each specialise in separate niche areas; 225 Sig Sqn - Electronic Counter Measures (Force Protection) this currently has 1 officer and 56 soldiers deployed supporting ECM(FP) across AFG & IQ; 241 Sig Sqn - Communications Infrastructure (Installation Technicians); 243 Sig Sqn - Close ICS Sp to HQLF (605 Sig Tp ) and Information Assurance and COMSEC monitoring (643 Sig Tp). 251 Sig Sqn provides Tyndale Nodes as the primary C2 for the Technical Response Force in the event of a UK Terrorist CBRN event. In addition specialist ICS for other UK Ops and State Ceremonial duties.

Electronic Warfare: 14 Sig Regt (EW) is the British Army’s only dedicated Electronic Warfare unit.

Special Forces Communications: 18 (UKSF) Sig Regt provides ICS support across the range of UK Special Forces.

Infantry Support Teams: In addition to the creation of CSRs, the R SIGNALS is now providing enhanced ICS support to infantry battalions through the permanent embedding of 5 man R SIGNALS Infantry Support Teams. The first 13 teams (of 37) have now been embedded.

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 49 WIDER EMPLOYMENT

299 SIGNAL SQUADRON (SC) There are many wider employment 299 Signal Squadron (Special Communications) is opportunities that exist within the the only Special Communications (SC) unit in the Corps today. Against popular belief Army and is based in Bletchley, Buckinghamshire. you do not need to be a 6 foot Its mission is to provide ICS and command support to specified Other Govenrmental Department’s superhuman ‘lung on legs’ to be (OGD) in the UK and worldwide in order to facilitate eligible to serve your Corps outside the collection and dissemination of national information, as directed by Commander 2 Sig Bde. of the traditional signallers role. The Sqn employs R SIGNALS soldiers in trade and specialist SC Operators. The SC Operator role Outstanding opportunities to serve involves soldiers working in support of specified OGD’s in the UK and overseas. Deployments are exist in many units. All units featured often at short notice and usually involve deploying require high quality individuals. If you alone or in small teams. There are also a number of secondments to specialist training and equipment are that high quality individual – Go development teams based throughout the UK. To It! Selection criteria and further information is contained in SOinC(A) PD 206 . Interested - contact your RCMO.

INFANTRY SUPPORT TEAMS

The advent of Bowman, ComBAT, Infrastructure and Platform BISA 4f (BCIP4f) and the introduction of BCIP5, together with the increasingly complex CIS now fielded to company level and below, led D Inf and the SOinC(A) to conclude that the Infantry would benefit from embedded R SIGNALS support. In August 2008, HQLF directed the SOinC(A) to conduct a trial between December 2008 and September 2009. The trial report confirmed the concept of employment and proved that to have R SIGNALS personnel embedded in the Infantry was a force multiplier at the tactical level. In May 2010, HQLF gave authority for the phased roll-out of R SIGNALS Inf Sp Teams from June 2010 onwards. For further information refer to SOinC(A) PD 013 and contact your RCMO.

50 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 OPPORTUNITIES

216 (PARACHUTE) 18 (UKSF) SIGNAL REGIMENT

SIGNAL SQUADRON UK Special Forces Communicator - UKSFC 16 Air Assault Brigade is the British Army’s Very High The UKSF Communicator Course is 6 months long and Readiness Brigade. Focussing on future Contingency designed to test both physical and mental aptitude. operations, it combines both airborne and air mobile Upon successful completion of the course you receive elements to produce a fighting force with the flexibility, £2500.00 (taxable) golden handshake plus £17.56 per robustness and technological backing to confront any day SFC pay. opponent on the modern battlefield. Two Briefing Courses are run annually, these are 5 day 216 (Parachute) Signal Squadron embraces this courses where you are assessed in all areas and given doctrine with both airborne and air assault specialists, clear direction towards a training programme in order to in addition to operating cutting-edge CIS systems at increase your chance of success. the tactical, operational and strategic levels in support of the Brigade Commander and his staff. Non-SFC The Sqn needs mentally and physically robust We are looking for Royal Signals volunteers who are volunteers to take on the challenge. Are you ready? approaching an End of Tour Date at their current unit to consider applying for a posting to 18 (UKSF) Signal For Further Information contact: Regiment. Volunteers must be both medically and Training Wing dentally fit. Also required to achieve a green on the 216 (Para) Sig Sqn Personal Fitness Assessment and must be able to pass Merville Barracks the Army Fitness Test. Colchester Tel (Mil) 94660 5498 For Further Information Contact: Tel (Civ) 01206 815498 18 (UKSF) Sig Regt Recruiting SNCO - 94475 2537 660 SIGNAL TROOP

Deploy and operate in demanding environments under intense pressure in close support of EOD bomb disposal experts. Combine your technical specialist abilities with military skills to be part of a battle winning asset. 660 Signal Troop supply 11 Regiment EOD with dedicated ECM Operators, and are always on the lookout for high caliber male and female EW Sys Ops or Comms Sys Ops to fulfill this role. No pre-selection course is required to serve in the Troop; applicants apply via their PPP and are posted to 11 EOD Regt for a typical 3-4 year tour that will be far from typical.

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CO Lt Col S Nesmith EXERCISE ALPINE DRAGON 2011 RSM WO1 (RSM) R Midgley On 29 Jan 16 skiers and 2 instructors of the Regtl management VISIT OF THE PRINCESS ROYAL TO 22 SIGNAL REGIMENT team set off to the French Alp Mountains of Les Arcs for a week of well deserved respite from the relentless daily routine. There On 14 January 2011 Her Royal Highness, The Princess Royal was some confusion as to whether we were going on holiday or made her first visit to 22 Sig Regt since it reformed in 2007. She an ex, with the majority choosing to believe it was a holiday. was met in the morning by the Master of Signals, along with his On the morning of departure in true officer style we started the ADC for the day Lt Rob Mackness, and the CO Lt Col Nesmith. day with a civilised breakfast at the Officers Mess with the Regtl 2i/c Maj Andy Lucas keeping up appearances in his bright red Initial worries over the weather were ill founded and Her Royal corduroy trousers, shirt, tie and blazer; it turns out his whole Highness’ first act was to take centre stage for a Regtl wardrobe is exactly the same. photograph. There followed a Regtl brief in RHQ which covered our support to HQ ARRC and the upcoming 222 Sig Sqn We knew this was going to be the only decent meal we would get deployment of FALCON on Op HERRICK. Her Royal Highness in the next 24 hours and so made the most of it. Lucky to arrive was then invited to view an equipment capability demonstration at all after a surprising last call for passengers (whilst in the bar) detailing each Sqns unique role within the Regt. This was an at East Midlands Airport, we arrived at Les Arc in good time for excellent opportunity for Her Royal Highness to be presented to the evening meal and a few wets. Rooms were basic to say the many of the Regts officers and soldiers. The Princess Royal was least, but only the Majors demanded an upgrade to 5 star. keen to find out the role that the Regt plays in support of the ARRC and in particular the wide ranging services it can provide. The 5 members of the Sgt’s Mess, led astray by RSM WO1 Not just BOWMAN, but also IS systems such as Housekeeper Midgley, thought it would be clever to acquaint themselves with IOS, Richelieu and ARRC Infra. the bars until very early in the morning, and they looked surprisingly rougher than normal the next day (and boy that’s rough). The Offrs on the other hand were tucked up reading their ski manuals and revising for the end of week BSP exam.

Each day started out with breakfast in the Red Hot Saloon, with a serving of crusty baguettes and a choice selection of processed meats, not that I’m complaining, once again I left that to the Majors. After breakfast we all met for the first chair lift of the day. Lunch was a take away baguette that looked like a panini come lunch time when it was pulled from an inside jacket pocket.

The first morning skiing was a ‘ski off’ to group skiers with similar abilities. The only exception was Maj Rich Byfield who was a complete novice and got his very own group of UOTC students to show him the way. It didn’t take long before he was wearing his jeans with the crutch hanging down by his knees making radical and awesome statements dude. The rest of the mob were separated into 2 groups and the rivalry started. The Princess Royal and Lt Col Nesmith exiting RHQ There were rules laid down by Capt Matt Eastman that the best DOB of the day wore a ski hazard warning fluorescent vest and Her Royal Highness paid close interest towards 222 Sig Sqn who only one hissy fit per day was allowed. Within 5 minutes of laying are introducing FALCON into service later this year and are down the rules he had won the rights to both. He also had his currently awaiting clearance for the final stages of their System very own style of skiing, talked a good jump but always managed Field Trials. Being the first Regt in the Corps to have their hands to throw in a snow plough just before take-off, and needless to on FALCON has created a steep learning curve. The Princess say there was very little air between him and the slopes. Royal was especially interested in those members of 222 building Day one resulted in Sgt Scotty Halley losing his group and up to their first operational tour, all of which were in agreement getting a right royal ribbing from Capt Neil Pollitt, the other that they were thoroughly looking forward to it . However, the instructor; in hind sight it wasn’t a good idea as the following day excitement was too much for some as SSgt (YofS) Moran was he did exactly the same. WO2 Pam Mitchell was the first to literally lost for words when describing his role within the Regt. break ranks and join the other group; they seemed to be having Gracious as ever Her Royal Highness moved swiftly on from him! far more fun. Capt Neil Pollitt was using the slopes as his white board and there was even the threat of PowerPoint appearing. Lt WO1 (RSM) Midgely then invited Her Royal Highness into the Verity Harman soon saw the light and she too descended on the WO & Sgts Mess for lunch and informal chat with more of the fun group. Regts officers and soldiers. It was remarkable to see how quickly a nervous room of soldiers felt completely at ease speaking with By now groups were beginning to produce factions, in particular our Colonel-in-Chief. Her Royal Highness was genuinely the Band of Brothers WO2 Jimmy Cooper, SSgt Nige interested in the soldiers’ stories of Regtl life in Stafford, with McDiarmid and Capt Matty Eastman who were obsessed with particular attention paid to the standard of living accommodation finding a route that would lay them up in hospital, but then again and the pace of work. In no time 2½ hours had flown by and Mrs McDiamuds little boy Nigel would have used that as a cop Her Royal Highness had to depart for a further engagement at out not to partake in any more fun or alcohol; that was a chink in Stafford Hospital, not before ensuring she had some more of Sgt his armour that led to several days of ridicule. The CO, Lt Col Wood and Cpl Davies’ famous shortbread! Once she had left Sharon Nesmith even took her fair share of thrills and spills and The Master thanked everyone for their efforts in ensuring that the ended up donning the ski hazard warning fluorescent vest. Regts first Royal visit in Stafford ran smoothly.

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 53 By Wednesday 217 SIGNAL SQUADRON CHRISTMAS FUNCTION we were more – by Sig Pearse accomplished skiers. It became On Thursday 2 December 2010, 217 Sig Sqn attended their very apparent Christmas function, held at the Weston Hall Hotel. This 16th that learning to century Grade II listed hall was quite a surprise for some of the stop may be Sqn personnel compared to their usual dining experience. useful, so after a perfect The night started with everyone being greeted with a warm glass demonstration of mulled wine and then shown promptly to the bar. We sat to the CO led the enjoy a delicious 3 course meal with wine included. Once we had way only to dob all finished our meals and the raffle prizes had been won we in and landed made our way upstairs to find a disco and casino and it was this You can’t keep an old dog down… awkwardly on her point that the CO joined us for a festive drink. back. I think she too was trying to defect from Neil’s group. She managed to wangle an all expenses paid helicopter ride, 5 luxury nights in a top hospital with waitress service and bed spas. Personally I didn’t mind roughing it and getting on the minibus like everyone else. There was a 10 minute lull in the banter battle before anyone dare to suggest that she should “man up”. Three broken ribs and a displaced spine are all part of a good day at the office.

Meanwhile unbeknown to anyone else, novice skier Maj Byfield had also ‘spanked in’ and after a very painful descent he spent the afternoon in agony. Having heard the CO’s news he dare not complain so suffered in relative silence. There, there, Rich! Cpl Shagar and Sig Givendra hoping to hit the jackpot! Rain Man Capt Carl Scaife could not follow Throughout the night there was some serious gambling going on more than one instruction …maybe you can with most losing all their chips within the first 20 minutes; but at any time so ‘bend your there was one big roller who walked away with the top prize and knees, lean forward plant your pole, more up and down’ sent him ironically it was one of the smallest in the Sqn, Sig Wakenshaw. into a real frenzy and the result did not look pretty and that didn’t I do have to mention LCpl Clifton who, like the gentleman he is, change all week. with the CO having lost all her chips, gave half of his to her - that’s one for the SJAR! With everyone tipsy the night came to a There had been a few man tests throughout the week, none more so than the mountain triple burger challenge. It was no test for close with a mass snowball fight outside. I would like to thank man mountain Capt Ian Burgess who polished his off followed Cpl Shagar for all the hard work he put in to making the evening by a helping of BBQ ribs (all in the name of a free shot). For the such a fun and wonderful event. rest of us I know they say you have to take yourself out of your comfort zone when adventure training, I don’t think being EXERCISE START THINKING SOLDIER – by LCpl Creswell uncomfortably fully counts. In November Sig Pearse and myself were tasked to organise and Thursday 3 Feb brought good news to the slopes with SSgt run a stand for Ex START THINKING SOLDIER. This was a McDiarmid being selected for promotion on the WO2 board, recruiting event for local college students with an emphasis on congratulations Nigel. That was a good enough excuse to start the engineering and technical trades with the Army. the day with a champagne toast. The 4 pinch point recruiting trades were on show for the Corps. A huge thank you to the organiser WO2 Pete Mason (who never As CS Ops we were told to put together a stand showing what actually managed to make the trip), the instructors who were we did in our trade and construct a command task for the brilliant and a ‘get well soon’ to the CO. With the recce students. With limited resources we decided to set 2 Bowman accomplished and the scene now set we are ready for the Regtl detachments up so that the students could get in and speak on ski trip and a further 24 skiers to follow in March. the radios to each other. For the command task we set up a minefield for the students to navigate through whilst blindfolded 217 SIGNAL SQUADRON only using PRRs and a classmate at their side to guide them.

OC Maj Richard Byfield After gathering kit from around the Regt we moved to one of the SSM SSgt (SQMS) Eden hangers on Site 4 early Monday morning. All 4 trade groups set up their individual stands for the Royal Signals Recruiting Team to The New Year brought good news for the Sqn when we heard come and inspect them. Monday afternoon was spent rehearsing that SSgt Colin Brotherston was to be awarded the Meritorious in front of various people to make sure everything was ok. Service Medal for his continuously hard work during over 21 years of service to the Corps. Also, A/Cpl Adam Gold was one On Tuesday morning the students arrived and we were surprised of only 3 JNCO’s in the Army to receive the CinC’s Certificate for at how many there were. Our presentation lasted for 20 minutes Meritorious Service. This is an excellent achievement and is and was delivered to around 30 students at a time. Over the great recognition for all his efforts whilst serving in the Regt, course of the weekend we delivered this around 15 times a day. including an op tour, ARRC exercises, Regtl Sport and charity work. Well done to them both. The students seemed to enjoy themselves, especially in the

54 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 minefield, and many expressed an interest in becoming a CS Op. music, dancing and plate smashing being laid on to accompany Throughout the week there was a competition between the 4 the wide variety of foods being served. trades to see who could convince the students they were the best. As usual the CS Ops won and the technicians came last. Ending the year and the night on a high, awards were given out to Overall the week was a huge success. Capt Miller (Top Soldier), for his sterling performance across the OC’s challenges throughout the year, to Hotel Tp (Top Tp), for EXERCISE LONGREACH – by Sig Watson their impressive showing during the team based competitions and Sig Webster, voted the Soldiers’ soldier, by the rest of his Sqn. On 18 October 12 members of the Regt to Sandhurst to support As the evening drew to a close the troops scattered into the night an officer cadet navigation exercise. The journey lasted about 4 to continue the celebrations on their own time, with many sore hours and as we were in the back of a 110 Landrover we were heads to follow the next morning. drenched in sweat due to the hard leather seats. We eventually arrived and were given temporary accommodation for the night. MARCH AND SHOOT – by Sig Collier

The next morning began with us being shown to our dets which With Christmas leave looming, everyone’s minds were anywhere were the check points for the ex, to be scattered around the but the March and Shoot that was about to take place on the Black Mountains. We were all assigned to a signaller from the chilly Tuesday morning. The teams drew their weapons, weighed Sandhurst Signals Sp Sqn. We eventually left Sandhurst and their kit and warmed their hands as they prepared to set off at 15 enjoyed the 4 hour journey to the Welsh heartlands. Once we minute intervals. A quick 4 miles later the teams were confronted arrived each Det left for their grid reference. After eventually with a series of small targets. Still swaying from the run they sent finding the correct field (thanks to the portaloo) we set up our Det the rounds down the range, steaming up their sights in an during a very big rain storm. After establishing comms we had attempt to catch their breath. When the smoke cleared it was all some scoff and closed down until 0730 the next morning. As fingers crossed before individual scores were read out. It was a there was no entertainment we just got our heads down for a close race but Hotel Tp managed to take both top prizes, with good 10 hours. fastest team and highest scoring shoot (no thanks to Sig Owen who managed to bag himself the ‘worst shot of the day’ prize). Wednesday morning began with the checkpoint Pl Comd arriving. His role, to supervise the command tasks the cadets had to SUPPORT SQUADRON complete. They asked us to put up their 12x12, which we were happy to do though there were no pegs or storm lashings. The OC Maj S Keilty MBE fact the tent wasn’t tied down properly didn’t sit well with me. I SSM WO2 (SSM) Mason volunteered to stay up for the nightshift as Sig Cain was the driver so he would need his driver hours for Friday. We had It seems only yesterday that Sp Sqn underwent a huge revamp of about 4 teams turn up to complete the tasks. The DS would then key personalities, yet here we are again. The Sqn wish a fond collate the scores which I would send to Control via radio. That farewell to the QM(T) Capt Mark Gilbert who leaves us to take night was freezing. I remember doing star jumps to keep myself post as HQ Sqn 2i/c at 3 (UK) Div. The new QM(T) Capt Gerry warm as the heater was useless. McGachy moves over from the Sqn 2i/c position and Capt Neil Pollitt assumes both the MTO and Sqn 2i/c roles! Other new At 0600 in the morning my 24 hour shift was over and Sig Cain arrivals within SHQ are Cpl Hemans SPS and Cpl Baugh RAMC. took over. I had a good 6 hours kip though before I knew it I was back on set. There were still 19 teams to come, I knew I was in BADMINTON – by LCpl Moore and LCpl Sands for a long night. The team leader was the only one allowed in the 9x9 and they looked like they were enjoying the 5 minutes of Early December and the badminton squad set off for 2 Sig Regt warmth next to the heater. As the night wore on fatigue started for the tournament. With the competition spread over a few days to play a big factor in everyone, including myself. it gave us plenty of time to get there for the lunch time start. There was a good mix of talent from amateurs up to top Army Friday and the teams came and went, endex was getting nearer. seeds, which made for some good lessons (learnt the hard way Suddenly we had a freak wind and all I heard was a mighty crash, for most). At the end of the first day a few players decided to get I even saw our landrover shake along! I went outside to see what some grub and drinks in the town, which ultimately led to a few had happened, it was only the 12x12 that had wrapped itself more staying out later than expected. The next morning with a around our mast. Luckily the DS were kind enough to pack it few sore heads, the competition continued. With a lot of away though some of the poles had been damaged. It made me “interesting games” ending with the Army seeded players in a think back to the equipment they gave to keep it pegged to the head-to-head battle for the Men’s Singles, the results were finally ground. Endex was eventually called around 7am so Sig Cain in … 22 Sig Regt had come second place; not the overall winners and I tore down the Det and departed back to Control’s location. but a good result nonetheless. So after the awards were handed out we made the minibus journey back to Stafford, which Eventually we completed the final part of the trip to Stafford with included a much-needed visit to McDonald’s on the way. everyone keen to get away for the weekend. Looking back on the ex I found it interesting to see what the officers have to go POTTED SPORTS through and respect them a little more for it. The ones I did meet, I hope they learnt something from me as well. Just before Christmas the CO held an Inter-Sqn potted sports competition in which a small group was selected from each Dept. 222 SIGNAL SQUADRON LCpl Sands was selected from Engr Sp Tp to take up the challenge. It contained exercises and games which were split OC Maj I Rodger into different categories; skill, hand-eye co-ordination, strength, SSM WO2 (SSM) Fraser speed and stamina. Some were fun, such as the penalty shoot out against a wall of mannequins, others were arduous, like the 222 CHRISTMAS FUNCTION – by Sig Collier Irish Table which attracted the attention and amusement of the spectators. Ultimately though, the day was won by MOD It was 14 Dec 10 and after a morning of marching and shooting Stafford’s RAF presence – The Tactical Support Wing. the Sqn were given an overdue evening off for their Christmas function. Organised by Sgt Place, the slightly less than 222 MATTS FOR OP HERRICK – TRAINING WING traditional meal was held at the Greek restaurant Odysseus (much to the delight of LCpl Papa who seemed very much in his The Regtl Trg Wing deployed to Nescliffe on a cold November element here for some reason). Crammed into the small morning for 3 weeks. This was to ensure that 222 Sig Sqn MATTs restaurant, events soon became lively with traditional Greek were completed for the year and also that they are ready to

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 55 deploy to take the new comms system, FALCON, into theatre in Myers and LCpl Caisley. Stealing our hearts was a magical duet 2011. On arrival at Nescliffe we were greeted by a harsh coating from Cpl Challis and LCpl Spain. The evening was a great of snow on the ground and a chill in the air; we knew this would success and we are very much looking forward to next year’s be a long 3 weeks. The Sqn was split into 3 groups, one for each shenanigans. training week. There were many topics that were covered during the week such as BCDT, weapon handling, map reading and also RECRUITMENT VISIT TO RMAS – by LCpl Nimmo a new addition to the normal MATTS of GPMG training, as this would be required for their upcoming tour. Getting to grips with Sig Nazer-Abbasi, Lt Apps and myself were tasked to go and the new weapon system was quite a test for some who hadn’t represent the Regt at the RMAS Corp presentation day and talk got the hang of their old one yet! Old dogs and new tricks …? to the potential officers about the Corp and the role the Regt plays in communications within the army, as well as our own We all enjoyed the range packages that were held each Tuesday. experiences and opinions of the Corp. Our enjoyment was furthered only with the addition of snow in the second and third week. In fact there was so much snow that in The day started with an early 6 o’clock start as we made the 2 the third week the ACMT was cancelled as the range would have hour journey to Sandhurst. Once we arrived there we set up our been more suited for skiing rather than shooting. stand and received a brief from the Signals Officer Recruitment Team about how the day would run. After that the cadets were SAFE SKILLS DRIVING COMPETITION split down into groups and we began to talk to some very nervous young officer cadets who were only 3 weeks into their On 22 Nov 10 the Regt MT held a Safe Skills Driving Competition training and still a bit shocked about the many different cap to coincide with road safety week and to complete part of their badges within the army. annual road safety plan. The competition was organized by the We calmed their nerves by talking about life in the Corps and the Regtl Road Safety SNCO, Sgt Alderson. The competition was various roles and equipment the Regt operated. This carried on split in to 7 stands starting with the Highway Code run by Sgt throughout the day as we met many different groups. After it was Alderson, CES placement run by Sig Lyth, trailer reversing run all done we still had to dismantle our stand and make the journey by Sgt McEwan, guided reversing of a MAN SV run by Sgt back to Innsworth. This was a really good experience during Halley, decreasing alley run by Cpl Salter and 2 manoeuvring which we got to see the standard of training at the Academy and stands run by Sgt Place and Cpl Uttam. Each of the 5 Sqns in also promote the Corps to cadets many of whom had no idea the Regt entered a team and the event was well supported. what the Royal Signals do. There were various standards of driving throughout the teams ranging from very good to absolutely disastrous. The best BORNEO TROOP – by WO2 Morris RLC memory of the day was the look of total confusion on Sig Butler’s face as he was trying to guide Sig Davies through the Congratulations go to Sgt Hawkins REME who has recently been slalom of cones set up on the manoeuvring course - “priceless”. promoted, some 2 years after his selection! He has been actively introduced to the mess and already had the opportunity to ring All the teams thoroughly enjoyed themselves and took away the bell at the recent management lunch. Life within the Tp has some valuable lessons. The eventual winners were 222 Sqn. slowed somewhat, due to the recent deployment of Staff to IJC, Op HERRICK which has given us time to plan for future 252 (HONG KONG) SIGNAL SQUADRON Applications Training within HQ ARRC. We continue to look ahead and the possibility of new applications and developments OC Maj S Steven which will keep us on our toes for the foreseeable future. SSM WO2 (SSM) D Owen SINGAPORE TROOP – by Lt K Apps The Sqn maintains its steady growth in size and in terms of responsibilities which continues to make this an excellent Since the last issue of The Wire, Singapore Tp have had a couple environment for ‘live’ trade training. As with most units the lead of trips up to Stafford in preparation for the HRH Princess Anne up to Christmas leave was hectic to say the least but the leave visit. The visit entailed a Regtl photograph followed by the HRH period provided a much welcome break. With the majority of HQ being given a tour of the deployable equipment from the whole ARRC deploying as part of IJC over the next 12 months we have Sqn. She was given a brief on the web portal stack by SSgt been given an ideal opportunity to take stock of our situation and McKenna and one on ICC by SSgt White. Following this HRH to improve the efficiency of the services we provide for the return then went onto meet other selected personnel from 252 and the of the Staff in the New Year. Regt in the form of a meet and greet. It was a good day out and an enjoyable experience for the whole of the Tp. We started the We give a very warm welcome to WO2 (SSM) Owen, SSgt New Year with an AT day trip in the Malverns. It was supposed to (FofS(IS)) McKenna and SSgt (SQMS) Beckett, 3 key players be hill walking by the name of ‘Steven’s Shuffle’ but by all who have thrown themselves in to their roles and have made an accounts it turned out to be SAS selection! There were sore feet already noticeable difference. and aching limbs all around!

252 SIG SQN CHRISTMAS FUNCTION – by Cpl Walker Singapore Tp would like to wish Cpl Martin-Davy and Cpl Ndegwa all the best for the future. They are both leaving the The Sqn had a lovely Christmas function this year. It was a very Regt to do their CS Engineer Class 1 down in Blandford. Their formal event hosted by the Christmas Committee, the members skills and knowledge will be a big loss to the Tp. In return the being Cpl Challis, LCpl Derby, Sgt McPherson and myself. It New Year brought the arrival of SSgt Offord, Sgt Hamilton and was held at the Cheltenham Regency Hotel, where we enjoyed a LCpl Thomas who we would like to welcome to the Sqn. LCpl 4 course meal with silver service. The food was excellent, the Thomas is dual rolled within the Sqn as an IS Engr and a PTI, desserts caught Cpl Challis’s eye as she consumed about 4 and he has already shown his PTI “beasting” skills! Christmas puddings. We were joined by the CO and RSM, who had come all the way from Stafford, so everyone was on their KOWLOON TROOP – by Lt K Apps best behaviour! In the last few months Kowloon Tp has had an influx of CS Ops The OC, Maj Scott Steven celebrated his "21st" birthday (again!) making it the largest Tp in the Sqn! We have been kept busy by and was given a bottle of bubbly from our newest Signaller, Sig the deployment of HQ ARRC into HERRICK as there have been a Dakeyne. Once the food was over and done with the night’s number of administrative tasks to carry out with IT accounts. The entertainments began. The karaoke went down very well with a VTC team are being put to good use with frequent meetings to shocking performance from the OpsO, Capt Turner and 2IC, host now that the Staff are in different locations. However, now Capt Manley. Many others braved the spotlight such as Sgt the move and the build of Innsworth Station are complete we are

56 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 now starting to have a bit of fun. The Sqn Christmas function Kowloon Tp would like to wish Sig Kidson a good tour in The was a huge success, as was Cpl Walker’s charity raffle! We have Falkland Islands and we look forward to his return in June! Also also been actively involved in the Cross Country and Netball good luck to LCpl Long who is deploying on operations this competitions where the females came out as 5 Div Cross Country month. We also would like to welcome Sgt Davis, LCpl Lydiate Winners and Netball Runners Up. and LCpl Nimmo, who have already begun to add some fun character to service provision!

30th SIGNAL REGIMENT BRAMCOTE

CO Lt Col R J Watts MBE RSM WO1 (RSM) L Tosh At about 0400hrs on Wednesday we set off through the rocky terrain. Navigation at night, walking on the bearing of the EXERCISE CAMBRIAN PATROL 2010 - by Cpl Jayaram Puri compass through the rocky ground was really difficult and we were definitely prone to injury as well. However, our On Monday 11 October 2010 an 8 men section from 30 Sig Reg commander’s navigational skills always hit the bull’s-eye which departed for Sennybridge Training Area (SENTA) with enthusiasm, really helped and motivated us to withhold our morale strength. eagerness and zeal. Under the command and leadership of Lt The coldness and the arduous terrain could not hold the Munn and the management of Sgt Hay, the team reached the determination and the endurance of D10B. We continued on our training area early morning 0200hrs on Tuesday. After a short mission. When we reached yet another location at about 0900hrs nap on the minibus the patrol team was ready with bergens, we were redirected to our next leg where we thought of river webbing and rifles, with the stripes of black, green and brown crossing. With a little bit of rest now and then, we tabbed along camo-cream all over the face. The section was mentally and the hill, down the hill and then up the hill. After about 3 hours physically ready for Ex CAMBRIAN PATROL 2010. more tabbing we arrived the point but we were further redirected to another point for the water crossing at the reservoir. Finally we CAMBRIAN PATROL is a mission and task oriented ex with the arrived and with all round defence we did the tactical water aim of providing a challenging patrol ex to develop operational crossing, a really very chilly experience. We immediately set off capability. It is the premier patrolling event in the British Army, for the next leg which we thought was the last one. While the held in Wales and is organised by HQ 160 (W) Bde on behalf of sun was going down the hill and was about to disappear, we HQ 5 Div. It is designed to be within the capability of any well-led were busy going up the hill with a possible ambush to appear in and well-trained patrol from any Arm or Service, where front at any time. With no ambush on the way, we arrived at this participants from foreign countries are highly encouraged. thought-to be final leg where we had an hour for admin. Here, we had the task of delivering a fire mission as per the model and scenario provided and also this was the stand where the mine, arms, vehicle and aircraft recognition assessment was done. We were then dropped off at another location by vehicle. D10B was then ready for another mission wearing ECBA, webbing and rifle. By that time it was pitch dark.

While patrolling down the valley we were ambushed. With ‘D’ team on fire support, ‘C’ team fiercely took 2 enemy positions. Soon after that we left the enemy position and carried on the mission of delivering 3 ammo-boxes to another village. After finishing that task we thought that may be the end, but we were going through the tunnel now. It had mud and pebbles which hurt our knees when we tried to crawl and the thighs were burning. Passing through the tunnel is a really memorable experience. It was, without a shadow of 30 Sig Regt (Team D10B) posing after completing Cambrian Patrol 2010 doubt, an absolute relief when we exited out of the tunnel. However, that was not yet it. We had our final kit We started the ex at 0500hrs on the 12th. Our kit wast inspected inspection and were taken to a debrief room where the whilst the patrol commander received recce orders. We prepared information retention was carried out. To the best of our the model, did some admin and the patrol commander delivered knowledge we provided scrupulous information that we had in the recce orders to us. Then D10B set off for their mission. On our minds and notebooks. Some of the eyes were drowsy during the ‘C’ team was scout 1, LCpl Wright, section commander, Lt debrief as the clock was now beyond 2300hrs. We finished Munn, radio operator, Sig Santa and LCpl Blur. On the ‘D’ team debrief and came out where we were received by Maj Short, OC was Sig Nikesh, section 2IC, Cpl Jayaram, gunner, LCpl Cutter 256. D10B had successfully finished CAMBRIAN PATROL 2010. and Sig Suman. From the DOP we commenced to tab in staggered file up the terrain. We tabbed through the undulating We started about 0500hrs on Tuesday and finished at about ground, marshy land with several streams all the way. Our first 2330hrs on Wednesday. The following day was the day of mission was to recce a given enemy position. presentation. We definitely got our completion certificates, but now we were also expecting medals. Our hard work and After about 2 hours recce and CTR of the enemy position, we determination from training to the final day really paid us back departed from the FRV to our Lie Up Point (LUP) where all the when we were awarded the bronze medal. Then it was time to section members put their combined effort to write an effective pat on each other’s back. patrol report. At about 2300 hrs we tabbed to our first leg where we had a scenario of extracting a casualty from the minefield Ex CAMBRIAN PATROL is the ultimate challenge in the Army within 40 minutes. After successfully extraction and carrying him which tests physical stamina, mental and physical endurance and 200m to the heli-extraction point, we moved to another location military skills. It is definitely an arduous and challenging ex which where we handed in our patrol report. We were then ordered to concentrates on leadership, teamwork, physical fitness and move to another location. mission achievement.

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 57 SUPPORT SQUADRON Operational Performance Standard. JF10 represented a key element in MoD’s intent to restore contingent capability at small OC Maj P Griffiths scale. The ex enabled the staff users to rehearse the full SSM WO2 (SSM) A Setchfield Government and MoD crisis planning process and subsequently exercise crisis resolution and stabilisation planning. The aim was EXERCISE SWAN CRAWL to maintain and promote the UK’s ability to conduct complex expeditionary stabilisation operations at small scale with a focus Ex SWAN CRAWL was a 30 Sig Regt QM Dept 2 day AT ex in the on integrating and developing Joint Military capability within a stunning Snowdonia National Park over the period 1/2 Nov 10. comprehensive approach. The ex was based on hypothetical We arrived at a Capel Curig Training Camp in the early evening scenario based on a real geo-political situation from which a having missed dinner, so not much encouragement was needed credible but imaginary set of events were then developed. The to dump the bags, and recce the local pub for some food Horn of Arica had the right combination of factors to provide a followed by a few swift pints, and an early night...... obviously! complex stabilisation scenario requiring a full cross government solution. Pen Y Pass has some of the best walking routes up Snowdon. We arrived just after 9am, the weather was very kind to us, almost a sunny day, and the top of Snowdon showing itself. A rare occasion as the summit is often obscured at this time of year. After a quick adjustment to the boots and a visit to the loo we started our ascent. The Miners Path started off quite easy at a stile behind the cafe in the far corner of the car park. We made good time taking advantage of the motorway contouring along the hill side, stopping on occasions to pose for photos. The path remained quite easy, passing Llyn Llydaw and slowly climbing past Llyn Glaslyn. The going remained reasonable all the way until it ultimately reached the steep climb of the Zig Zags.

The Zig Zags started rocky and steep, and it was also getting colder as the mist started to come in as we climbed. Motivation still remained high as we knew it was the final push to the summit (cafe). The top of the Zig Zags meets a path parallel to the Technicians busy engineering the circuits in Ex JF 10 railway track, the summit is only another 100m climb, not long to go before a hot cup of tea. Just as the path starts levelling the eagerly awaited cafe appears out of the clouds. As we got closer The Regt provided CIS/ICS capability to all exercising elements in we could see the lights of the cafe. As we shuffled around the RAF St Mawgan. The Sqns mission was to deploy, establish and corner and through the entrance we soon realised that something maintain JTFHQ1 to enable a successful delivery of JF10. Victor was not quite right. The furniture was stacked in the centre of the Tp, the current JTFHQ1 Tp, took on the highly challenging task of room and the staff were preparing for winterisation, the cafe was providing CIS capability to more than 150 staff users. Led by shut! After a few snaps on top we could hear the beer in Betws Capt Lokbahadur Gurung the capabilities and services were Y Coed calling us. The decent started by following the same delivered in style which profoundly contributed to the Regts route until we met the PYG track, we then upped the pace for the success. But almost all success stories come at a price; last push to the car park. All in all, it was a great day out, so dedication and hard work. Victor Tp had been preparing and much so we are planning to go next year. Hopefully this time the rehearsing drills for R1 deployment since Sep 10. The Tp then cafe will be open! deployed on Ex SWAN FOCUS in Oct 10 testing full functionality and interoperability of ICS detachments held by the Tp. 250 GURKHA SIGNAL SQUADRON The Regtl Advance Party deployed on 4 Nov whilst the Main OC Maj P C Wettenhall Body deployed on the 8th. The build of EXCON, JTFHQ, PAG SSM WO2 (SSM) U B Thapa and Regtl Echelon commenced on the very first day. Having Fully Operational Capability set for the 19th Nov, the deployed 250 Gurkha Sig Sqn assumed responsibility for the Very High personnel started establishing indispensable CIS and other Readiness and High Readiness tasks associated with supporting supporting physical infrastructure from 9 Nov and was completed JTFHQ and the Small Scale Contingent Battle Group task in mid on 18 Nov, which left the plenty of time to prepare for arrival of 2010. The Sqn had an excellent lead in to its new responsibilities the Staff on 21 Nov. The technicians, under the controlled through support to numerous exercises leading up to last supervision of Sqn Foreman, SSgt (FofS) Templeman, began to Christmas, including Ex JOINT FOCUS, Commander Joint commission CIS equipment for JTFHQ1. In addition to tails Operations (CJO) flagship biannual ex for the JTFHQ. While the services namely MPTE (secure formal messaging system), Forecast of Events so lovingly planned by Ops last year is starting MMARS (Military Movement Air Reservation System), PJHQ.COM to resemble a dogs breakfast; the Sqn has recently deployed a (unclassified internet), VTC, MALLARD, STONEGHOST and JOCS small team to provide JTFHQ a forward HQ in Cyprus in support (secret e-mailing system), the HQ enjoyed the facility of Global TV of OP KIRKDALE and been engaged in preparing numerous through Joint Warfare Support Toolset (JWST) and BT Open OLRTs for a variety of locations. Being able to carry out our core Zone, free internet. The continued hard work and the technical tasks on operations is tremendous for the soldiers deployed skill of the CIS team eventually turned the Comms status board (though mildly paining to the OC and others left behind) and while maintained at Information Comms Cell to all green and it it may be that OP KIRKDALE turns out to be short and quiet; it remained so throughout the ex, providing the full CIS capability to has been an excellent opportunity to confirm our procedures and the staff users. Furthermore, on 16 and 17 Nov, Sgt Robin Rai identify a few areas where perhaps we can improve. organised an Adventure Training coastal walk along the historical coast line of Newquay, which was a real relief from the gruelling EXERCISE JOINT FOCUS 2010 - by Cpl Jayaram Puri toil of engineering the circuits. With Equipment Care in mind, first Ex JOINT FOCUS 2010 (JF10) was CJOs biennial Tier 3 computer line inspections of the detachments were conducted by the Sqn assisted CPX in which Whitehall partners, Partners Across technicians. The familiarisation of military vehicles was carried Government (PAG), Ex Control (EXCON) and JTFHQ were brought out by the MT staff. The various MATTs and PT lessons were together to ex the UK response to a complex humanitarian and also conducted throughout the ex. political crisis across the globe. More specifically, JF10 aimed at training and evaluating JFHQ’s ability to plan, deploy, conduct Various MOD and government department high level VIPs made and sustain the operations in accordance with JFHQ’s several visits during the ex. On 2 Dec, the Sec of state for

58 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 Defence Rt Hon Liam Fox, CJO Air Marshal Sir Stuart Peach and BRAMCOTES GOT TALENT (NEW YEAR CELEBRATION 2011) personalities from FCO, DFID, NATO, ARRC and CFA, Lt Gen - by Cpl Jayaram Puri Barnabas White Spunner visited the site. Other visitors including the Gurkha Major QG Signals, Major Dhanbahadur Gurung MVO, 2010 was another year of success and achievement for the Sqn, CO designate 30 SR – Lt Col Watts and Comd 1 Sig Bde also starting the year with a Mission Rehearsal Exercise of 4 Mech visited the exercise. Bde for Op HERRICK 12 and finishing with CJO’s biennial Tier 2 ex, Ex JOINT FOCUS in Nov/Dec (not to mention the annual Regtl All in all the Regt achieved its mission with great success. The events within). To bid farewell to 2010, the Bramcote based CO thanked the exercising elements of the Regt for their effort Gurkha Community decided to hunt for the talents that were and hard work for successful execution of Ex JF10. The CJFO, concealed in 2010, so that they could be revealed on the eve of Brig Bashall also expressed his thankful words to all 500 plus 2011. It was just killing 2 birds with one stone i.e. bidding hearty exercising personnel. Upon ENDEX we conducted a controlled farewell to 2010 and warmly welcoming 2011, and the stone was and graceful close down and packed up all the equipment. All ‘Bramcote got Talent’. exercising personnel from the Regt recovered back to Bramcote on 6 of Dec. The ex proved to be a huge success for the whole The concept germinated through Sqn 2IC, Capt Ganeshbahadur Regt, Sqns and individuals and it culminated in its successful Gurung. It was co-ordinated by SSgt Suresh, organised by Cpl completion after 4 weeks in RAF St Mawgan with reverse In Narantak and managed by respective ICs. On the eve of 2011, Barracks Data Preparation (IBDP) back in barracks. the Bramcote based Gurkha community and personnel from the Regt including their guests gathered at the Himali Club. Regtl as EXERCISE SWAN EAGLE – 21 TO 27 NOV 10 well as Sqn personalities and families were present to expose - by Sig Rukman Limbu their talents and welcome 2011. There were myriads of events at that night. The program began X Tp deployed on Ex SWAN EAGLE from 21 to 27 Nov 10 in its with the first talent hunt, role as ICS Det for Small Scale Contingent Battle Group (SSCBG). ‘Chutney competition’ under Ex SWAN EAGLE was a Cormorant and Bowman based comms the co-ordination of Cpl ex deployed for the first time with the new Skylark satcom bearer Debendra. Varieties of system away from Bramcote. The aim of the ex was to deploy chutneys of different flavours, SSCBG assets away from the comfort zone of Bramcote with all colours and presentations the requirements and build up the confidence of the Tp personnel were attractively laid out. in planning, deploying, conducting and sustaining the SSCBG Later the same chutneys capabilities for the possible real time deployment in the future. brought extra flavour to our dishes. Then the program of After the successful completion of IBDP, necessary force congratulations. The Sqn preparation and other logistical provision, the SSCBG deployed congratulated RCMO, Capt for a week to RAF St. Mawgan, Cornwall on 21 Nov 10 with its Narayan Bhandari, for his full ICS assets. On arrival we occupied Hangar 8 where HQ was selection for promotion to the to be established. Even though we were not supporting any staff rank of Major and Sqn 2IC, users, the pressure was there to meet the deadline of FOC status. Capt Ganesh Gurung, for his achievement of IRC selection. Capt Ganesh singing his The following morning, all the ICS assets and tails equipment heart out were laid out as per the SSCBG procedures. The Det Comds and Gurkha Major and GM didi crews then started powering up Cormorant, setting up the presented congratulatory garlands and flower buckets to sahebs satcom bearer and engineering the other voice and data circuits. and didis respectively. There was a game ‘Pass the Parcel’ We had a bit of a mare in getting the Cormorant trunk in because organised for children which they thoroughly enjoyed. After that, of Skylark modem setting discrepancies at the UK Node. This we headed for dinner where the Master Chef, Sgt Shalik, and his took quite a while to resolve, but once we established the Virtual team had skilfully prepared delicious varieties of food. After the Private Network with Colerne, the voice, data and the tails circuits meal the talent hunt continued. It then progressed with a karaoke and services also began to fall in with the DCSI requirement. competition where we had a range of singers. The RSM, one of 3 With all the data services successfully in place, the voice judges, was no less than Simon Cowell while commenting on the services, SSS and CSS, also worked without a hitch. With every Regtl 2i/c and Sqn 2i/c for their singing. We then had the Regtl services engineered the Tp had the opportunity to go on coastal ‘Miteri’ band who made the night live and fresh with their tuneful walk to nearby Newquay Town. TP OC, Capt Shankar, voices. At midnight we had the countdown accompanied by the organised a group discussion and presentation to best utilise the champagne. The eve of the New Year then turned into the first down time. This definitely helped to improve presentation and day of 2011. As usual, we had ‘Khusiko naach’ (a dance full of discussion skills and enhanced the confidence to come out and joy, enthusiasm and fun) at the end of programme. speak in front of people. There was various cross training on Cormorant, TacSat and Bowman equipment as well to diversify Bramcote based community, in this fashion, bade farewell to the trade knowledge of Tp personnel. 2010 and celebrated New Year 2011. We hope that the talents still continue to born and flourish in 2011 and this year will bring There were visits from the CO and OC Sqn during the ex and the more opportunities, more success and more achievements amidst Tp OC gave a fully-fledged presentation about the whole aspects the inevitable challenges we will be facing ahead. The family of of SSCBG. With all circuits and services successfully engineered, QG SIGNALS wishes all a very Happy New Year 2011. both Tp OC and Tp SSgt were happy to depart for the Falkland Islands for the recce of the upcoming Ex GLOBAL PEAT. On the Jai Queen’s Gurkha Signals!!! evening of 26 Nov endex was called and the whole Tp recovered back to Bramcote safely after carrying out reverse IBDP 256 SIGNAL SQUADRON successfully inside the Hangar. OC Maj S Short As always, there is something new to learn in every ex no matter SSM WO2 (SSM) M Stowell how trivial that might be. This ex proved to be an excellent opportunity and a breeding ground in good sense for the SSCBG EXERCISE SWAN EAGLE – by Sig Griffiths Tp to make mistakes, learn from it and liaise with other units and organisations like the GOSSC. It has certainly broadened our Alpha Tp deployed on Ex SWAN EAGLE on 8 Nov, the aim to knowledge, experience and confidence in every aspect of expand the Sqns comms network range from pervious exercises. planning, deploying, conducting and sustaining the ICS facilities The ex took place in various sites around the UK. Radcon was and services to the staff users in future deployments. set up in camp and the RLDs deployed to such locations as

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 59 Cornwall, Wales and Scotland. ORLT dets were stationed at REGIMENTAL TOUGH GUY DAY - by 2Lt McEvoy Radcon and deployed out daily with various tasks and support for the RLD’s. We were also joined by US personnel from Joint One brisk, character building day in December, the toughest, Service Communications Tampa Bay which consisted of US roughest members of the Regt assembled for the annual Tough Marines, US Navy, and US Air force. They were to deploy with us Guy challenge, part of the CO’s Cup. Each team were pushed to as crew members to see how our kit works and how we operate. their limits in a range of events including military skills, such as They were also to show us there kit capabilities. When the US silent drill and patrolling, physical activities with DAF pulls and arrived they had problems with the Swedish dish as the motor gun runs, and some mental agility with a service quiz with a few had got damaged in transit from Tampa Bay and was unable to surprises (who did win I’m A Celebrity in 2010 anyway? (Answers be repaired in time for the ex. They had brought with them there on a postcard). Initial Entry Package, Early Entry Package and 117 Golf. C Tp initially and unsurprisingly stormed ahead, consistently ORLT 3 deployed to RAF Valley to conduct a Recce of a Rubb setting the standard for each event. Worryingly, this standard Hanger for the future deployment of Bravo Tps Spearhead Land seemed to be beaten as the day wore on and we were constantly Element (SLE). On arrival we were met by the Hanger manager aware of the dogs of war that were the “A Team” or as everyone who did not want us to use any comms kit inside the hanger itself else calls them Alpha Tp and B Tp nipping at our heels. Among as he was worried it might cause damage to the aircraft that were the C Tp team, however, morale remained high throughout the being stored in it. We had to conduct the Recce as quickly as day, and each and every man pushed themselves. Being new to possible because there were aircraft due back in! Whilst in the the Tp, it was a pleasure to see them giving their all. Particular building we set up our LWRN’s, TacSat’s and the US IEP. The highlights were, of course, the combat swim in combats and with Americans had problems with their TacSat’s so, in true Brit style, AK47 strapped to the back, the log run (goes without saying), and we offered our help. Much to the American’s embarrassment we the ‘break’ period, for some reason. managed to get their kit working within a few minutes! The day ended with the Regt parading out on the Windbreaks, We established comms with all assetts and sent Recce reports where all happy memories are formed, to hear the results. The back via LWRN. The Americans started to show their more Gucci CO announced that 3 teams were in joint 1st place and the kit and were soon surfing the internet! We then had to deploy to decider was to be the team’s log run time’s. The best team Lady Bower Reservoir for further Recce tasks. This was a great award went to B Tp, with the ‘A Team’, ably led by SSgt opportunity for our American partners to see the sights of the ‘Hannibal’ Welton and Sgt ‘Faceman’ Robin, a close second. Peak District. However, this was not to be the case because Unfortunately, it seems C Tp had not done as well as we hoped, when we arrived visibility was down to 10 to 20m making it not as 250 pipped us to the post to win best overall Sqn, having the best time to go sight seeing. We deployed to other location tackled everything with typical Gurkha gusto and tenacity. All in around the UK including RAF St Mawgan and HMS Ocean, at all it was a fantastic event and everyone who took part got a lot dock in , conducting similar Recce’s at both. By the out of it, providing a good solid round off to the year. end of the ex our American friends felt like they covered enough miles in a Land Rover Wolf to last a lifetime.

32nd (SCOTTISH) SIGNAL REGIMENT (VOLUNTEERS) GLASGOW

CO Lt Col PT Donegan and 840 Tp SSgt Palmer. In total some 50% of the current Sqn RSM WO1 (RSM) BB Newton were in Cyprus. The main drive now is on pooling the knowledge and experienced gained, integrating people and focusing on 2011 appears to have started with the same vigour and pace that getting the UK Ops skills developed. As usual the Sqn were fully 2010 ended! There have already been a number of CT level 1 involved in Remembrance Day events at 2 main locations – exercises and recces conducted for upcoming UK Ops and CT Clonaver Park in Belfast and Caw Camp in Londonderry. level 2 & 3 exercises. Personnel have volunteered to deploy once again on Op TOSCA and there has also been a steady stream of 840 Sig Tp provided a Cenotaph Guard in Limavady along with volunteers for Op HERRICK. The final bit of news from RHQ is escorts for the Royal British Legion and Regimental Association that there was a highly successful AT Skiing EXPED in January, banners. The guard were made up of: WO2 Gamble (Guard (Wire notes will follow) as well as the Regtl Burns Supper, which Comd), SSgt Palmer, Sgt Black, Sgt George and Sgt Lindsay. was held in Liverpool. Finally the Regt was successful in the WO2 Ritchie laid the wreath on behalf of the Sqn. It was a Corps Orienteering Champs and won the Minor Units marked occasion considering this is the last year the Corps will competition. The ‘work hard, play hard’ ethos is alive and well. be able to support the event. With the disbandment of 40 Sig Regt the former 69 (NIH) Sig Sqn based at Limavady have 40 (NORTH IRISH HORSE) SQUADRON reduced to 840 Sig Tp and moved to Caw Camp in Londonderry. Support for future Limavady parades will now by provided by 253 OC Maj S Burgess Medical Regt who occupy the Edenmore Road TA Centre – and SSM WO2 (SSM) Campbell we wish them all the best in our former Sqn location.

Those members of the Sqn who were deployed on Op TOSCA 866 and 985 Sig Tps held their own parade from Clonaver Park returned back to a much cooler Northern Ireland in early Oct TA Centre to the local St Mark’s church. The parade was 2010 after 6 months in Cyprus. With POTL taking effect the attended by Lt Col Donegan (CO 32 Sig Regt) who kindly residual UK Ops Sqn would not be having the company of their travelled over from Scotland for the event. Lt Col Donegan colleagues until early Dec 2010 after all leave finished. delivered the church reading and took the salute along with the Hon Col, Lord Rogan. Other recent visitors to the Sqn include Post TOSCA has resulted in a lot of changes within the Sqn. Maj Col Edwards (DComd 2 Sig Bde) who met with Officers and Sam Burgess returned from Cyprus to take over as OC from Maj Soldiers in mid-Jan. He got an up-to-date overview of the Sqn ‘Scottie’ Rankin on 1 Dec 10 and likewise WO2 ‘Glenn’ and the intent of the OC going forward given the migration of the Campbell took over as SSM on his return from the tour. In terms large number of people back into 40 (NIH) Sig Sqn after TOSCA. of the Sqn comd structure the changes did not stop here – the following people all took new positions: 2i/c Capt Irvine, OC 840 We would also take this opportunity to extend our congratulations Tp Capt McCaw, OC 985 Tp Lt Fulton, Ops WO WO2 Ritchie across the Sqn to a number of people. These include the 10

60 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 person team (led by Capt Irvine) who entered the 32 Sig Regt assault course competition in Halton and secured 2nd place. We 52 (LOWLAND) SUPPORT SQUADRON also have had a recent collection of promotions, namely: Sgt Colhoun, LCpl Kelly, LCpl Frame, LCpl Murray, Sig Wilson, OC Maj T McVey LCpl McCaughan and LCpl Stewart. Well done to all. This is an SSM WO2 (SSM) K Swan interesting time for the Sqn as everybody gets settled in after the Cyprus tour. There is certainly a noticeable ‘spark’ around the On Friday 11 February, 52 Sp Sqn set off for the Rothiemurchus corridors of both Sqn locations and everyone is positively looking Lodge in the snow-covered mountains of Aviemore. The advance forward to the challenges ahead. party arrived early, only to be greeted by rain and a lack of snow. After a quick trip up to the ski slopes there was deep sigh of relief as there was plenty of snow on higher ground.

Saturday morning arrived and the Sqn were split into skiing and walking groups. One group gathered their skiing equipment and headed off up a mountain, looking for adventure, the other group gathered their backpacks and headed off up into the mountains looking for the quickest route back because football was on in the afternoon. The Mighty 40 Sqn assault course team The weather was perfect for skiing and 50 (NORTHERN) SIGNAL SQUADRON they enjoyed a wonderful day. OC Capt B Hogg Some were very SSM WO2 (SSM) Standing skilled, shooting off down red slopes with With the Christmas season upon us it was time to relax from a great ease, while busy year, but A/OC Capt Brad Hogg was firmly focused on Sqn others had claimed Trg with plenty of PT! He was also covering the Traffic Officer to be very skilled and role so enlisted the help of to act as the YofS and couldn’t perform on SSgt Jemmett Intrepid walkers returning back from the give him a helping hand in the forthcoming Ex WATERMARK in the day. A few hills in a background which could be support of the RF Brigade. With the experience gained from Ex members of the group mistaken for the Falkland Islands MERLIN AWARE the Sqn are now firmly placed to tackle it. The were donning skis for Sqn welcomed WO1 John Kielty as the regular Ops Officer who the very first time and exceeded all expectations when they were immediately took the reigns and completed the recce for the ex, found on a red slope later in the day. establishing himself as the JRLO’s right hand man. Unfortunately, it had less to do with the novices’ ability to ski and LORD LIEUTENANTS CERTIFICATES: more to do with the responsible officer’s inability to navigate. Fortunately the hill walkers had more luck with navigation and the 50 Sqn hosted the visit of the Lord Lieutenant on 25 January. first half of the day was spent honing their map reading skills. With over 200 people squeezed into the Drill Hall the Lord The second half of the day was spent sliding down big hills on Lieutenant awarded a number of certificates and awards to their bums. A rogue boulder between the legs, however, brought various individuals and groups throughout the night. 50 Sqn an abrupt and painful end to Sgt ‘Rab’ Brannigan’s day. On the picked up Certificates for Capt Carr, Cpl Keith Elsdon, Mr Colin Saturday evening the exhilarated group gathered together for an Ridley and Mrs Jill Barber, all thoroughly deserved. The PSAO, exceptional steak meal. We were also joined by DComd 2 Sig Capt Dave Straw, organised the evening with the aid of the Bde, Col Edwards. The post dinner entertainment was provided SSM, WO2 Paul Standing. The Guard of Honour was carefully by SSgt Dave Mackenzie and LCpl Alasdair Beaton on their selected by Sgt Smith with the standard of drill so high that the bagpipes. Queen’s Colour Sqn was even jealous!

The skiers having a lunch break on the mountain Cpl Elsdon being presented with his Lord Lieutenants Certificate

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CO Lt Col AE Percival Antennas and propagation lessons containing elements of RSM WO1(RSM) CM Ogg physics where some bewilderment might have been present. This was consolidated by hands-on lessons putting up both 5.4m FAREWELLS and 12m masts and antennas. All the information gradually came together cohesively, and we were eventually able to see what a Farewell to Maj Navindra Gurung, who leaves as OC 54 Sp Sqn, “droopy dipole” was, as well as erect one. During the course Capt Russell Bothwick, who now has an FTRS job in Upavon LCpl Crumpton-Taylor kindly facilitated both an AFT and CFT, and Capt Paul Andrews, the long suffering Adjt as he goes off to and for those keen to maintain their fitness routine or simply take defuse IEDs. Congratulations to Cpl ‘Harri’ Harrison whose wife their minds off the work, the camp also had a small gym. By the recently gave birth to a healthy baby boy. end of the course we renamed the gym to the “Sig ‘Arnie’ Stephens Gym” as this is where he spent most of his down time 2 SIG BDE TRADE CAMP – 15-28 JANUARY 2011 - A STUDENT’S REVIEW - by Sig Milne, 36 Sig Sqn The culmination of the camp was a 24 hour exercise, assessed and run by WO2 (YofS) Keith Lamb of 38 Sig Regt (V). Split into The first trade camp of the year took place 15 - 28 January 2011 4 man sections, we had to establish and maintain a small det at Swynnerton Training Camp, hosted by 37 Sig Regt. Students providing a HF link to Scotland and a local VHF service. It drew from across 2 Sig Bde were put through 2 weeks of intensive on all aspects of what had been taught – selecting antennas, training. Subjects taught were; VP, A&P, EW, Lightweight Field meticulous log keeping and, of course, gripping det routine, Generator, Bowman manpacks (both HF and VHF) and a final rosters and admin. Fortunately it was also freezing temperatures comms ex ensuring the Bde capability of delivering ICS during overnight which focused everyone’s attention. This is where my expeditionary ops both in the UK and overseas. To train an CS detachment learnt a valuable lesson on siting a det. To find out Op (V) in a short period of time the training has to be effective that the coax from the antenna will not reach the staff working which understandably is a tough challenge. Nevertheless, environment where the radio was to be placed meant more headed by YofS Port, this was delivered in a camp that has been practicing on taking down and putting up the PU12, some may extended from 9 to 12 days, allowing extra time for proper say a valuable training opportunity? Perhaps it was easier to revision for theoretical exams and practical assessments. move the tent! So now I feel able to contribute to my detachment and fulfil my A balance of classroom work and practical demonstrations, the role as a CS Op (V). The camp was quite superb. programme was varied and diverse. Learning VP involved lots of time in the Invertron (a classroom which houses a fixed audio Course Coordinator: WO2 (YofS) Neil Port, 37 Sig Regt (V) system that simulates radio nets), constantly following a learning/ Top Student: Sig Noble, 71 (Y) Sig Regt practising cycle to gain confidence and competence. Leaning a Best Field Soldier: Sig Searle, 38 Sig Regt (V) new language was challenging, particularly for Sigs ‘Sonic’ Best Endeavour: Sig Aminyaha, 71 (Y) Sig Regt Jones and Davy Davies, both from 53 Sig Sqn in Wales. EXERCISE GLOBAL CANTER 3 – PERSONAL DEVELOPMENT Familiarisation with Bowman radios was another aspect of OF COMMANDERS training where a lot of practice was necessary to become fully competent in their operation. Lots of radios meant real hands on, A Troop Commander’s Perspective - by Lt Luke Cawston, 48 an approach that excited LCpl Johnson more than most due to Sig Sqn his previous experience in the stores where he had counted many radios but now knew what they did. Postponed from December, Ex GLOBAL CANTER 3 was the CO’s plan to improve awareness of the Regts internal command and These ‘bread and butter’ skills were complemented with others: control and reporting procedures so comds from det level to RHQ maintaining batteries, safely running a generator, utilising the EM are better informed to conduct UK Ops. Sqn Ops teams and Det Spectrum both in attack and defence – a mix of science and ‘art’ Comds assembled at Swynnerton Training Camp and ‘deployed’ – but the superb progressive teaching helped us retain the large to CPs and dets (tables and map boards) in a open plan room. amount of information. The instruction combined formal lectures, practical activity and discussions about the functions of each mini-HQ. Topics ranged from the Orders process, Information management, map marking and an introduction to the Regtl Aide Memoire for UK Ops… and all in bite size chunks, delivered by the permanent staff subject matter expect. Useful short guides were produced to reinforce each section of the orders. During the IM lecture SSgt Dean Thompson explained ‘Share Point’ and how to use it. We left knowing that ‘Information is Power’ and the importance of the Naming Convention format. Map marking for many was a revision. A useful nirex sized hand-out was produced.

The CO’s Regtl Aide Memoire, only 6 pages long, summarised the course content and the numerous diagrams within it were explained as we were led through – although some were more intuitive than others.

With plenty of opportunity for CPs to explain to the audience their approach to various problems, including the transfer command of Dets between Sqns, everyone contributed to the learning experience and the lessons from last year’s FTX reinforced the WO2 (YofS) Keith Lamb delivers radio orders to the students on message. As a young Officer I found the ability to learn how a the final exercise CP runs and being able to practice various skills in a relaxed

62 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 learning environment very useful. I feel the exercise built strongly After a brief Regtl on the lessons learned on Annual Camp and now I feel much introduction the Master more confident to command and lead my soldiers effectively. saw and chatted with the students at the A Detachment Commander’s Perspective - by LCpl Swann, 53 Camp whilst they Sig Sqn erected masts, conducted VP lessons With the small band of Welsh Warriors I headed across the border and were briefed on to join the rest of the Regt and take part in Ex GLOBAL CANTER the capabilities of 3. Friends and colleagues were greeted with gusto as many Bowman. Following hadn’t been seen for some time due to bad weather and the lunch, the Master Christmas break. Assigned to my fictitious detachment, the presented the plate. scenario was given and the flow of process explained, focussing not only on what you had to do, but how, why and demonstrating The plate is awarded the bigger picture (for example at Bde Level). annually to a junior soldier in recognition of It was great to see how the different pieces join to build the Regtl their outstanding LCpl C-T explains the fine needlework puzzle. And some of it was puzzling, but ‘luckily’ to spur our performance during the of the Bowman backpack to the Master minds into a frenzy of activity, late on Saturday afternoon training year, including and Mistress Poulter whilst the everyone donned their sports kit for a spot of Thinking Clearly attendance and Honorary Colonel and Sgt Ian Murray Under Pressure (TCUP). This involved a run around the training commitment, team look on perplexed area during which there were questions asked about what we had spirit, social learned during the day. It demonstrated that when tired or under involvement and extra duties for the benefit of others. The very pressure the smallest tasks can seem a lot more difficult. worthy recipient of the 2010 plate was LCpl Crumpton-Taylor Although some took TCUP a bit too literally during the exercises, from 36 Sig Sqn based in Colchester. Unexpectedly, the Master aeeing the CO with hand on hip pretending to pour tea from an presented the Regt with a generous cheque to encourage young imaginary spout was worth every step of the run!! soldiers to attend the ski-touring expedition which will be conducted in March 2011. The evening was spent in great company with warm beer served by the ever smiling and complimentary SSgt Ali Nash and Cpl TECHNICAL INSPECTIONS - by WO2 (SSM) Pun, 36 Sig Sqn ‘Cardiac’ Carter. On Sunday morning the Det Comds were shown the set up of a ‘best practice’ Det by LCpl ‘Robbo’ In late January the Sqn concentrated at Colchester TA Centre to Robinson. It was indeed a very good set up and many ideas undertake training and equipment care of its Bowman and CST have now been taken back to see if we can improve on the way detachments. Organised by and under the supervision of the Sqn we work in Wales. I now see better where I fit in to the larger Sqn Foreman, SSgt (FofS) Trevor Webb, the Det Comds and crew and Regtl scheme. In March it is my turn to explain some of this prepared for to my crew – standby! second line inspections. 48 SIGNAL SQUADRON ABF FUNDRAISING EVENT These were carried out by Tuesday 14 December 2010 was chosen as 48 Sig Sqn’s charity the Regtl team event for the year, and the format of a Curry Night and Charity consisting of Auction selected in aid of the ABF the Soldiers’ Charity. Sgt Matt Sgts McSween Truman set about devising a plan that would eek as much money and Davies, who out of as many friends of the Sqn as could be mustered. No both provided stone was left unturned in the search for auctionable goods, and valuable generous prize donations came from Birmingham City FC and guidance to the Edgbaston Cricket ground to name but a few. Det Comds and crews. The The evening was soon upon us and the Sqn chefs, LCpls Imran weekend and Kazam, under the watchful eye of WO2 (RCWO) ‘Dutch’ LCpl Chalcroft inspecting THE VTC re-emphasised Holland, produced sufficient food to feed the expected throng. the importance In all more than 70 members of the Sqn and its friends attended, of equipment care to everyone in the Sqn, at all levels. Special including the DComd 2 Sig Bde, Col Edwards and the CO. mention goes to Sig Flatters and Sig Humphrey for ensuring the newly arrived Bowman Det was ready for inspection. A large party of the Birmingham Branch of the RSA attended and added their brand of maturity to the event. Various prizes were PERMANENT STAFF DEVELOPMENT - by Sgt McSween raffled which resulted in a long retired RSA member winning a Chest Rig, which I’m sure is being put to good use as I write!!! The permanent staff WOs and SNCOs made their way to Cardiff SSgt (SQMS) Kev Carberry acted as auctioneer, and 12 highly for the Development Training Day, organised by Sgt McSween. prized items were auctioned, ranging from an X-Box to a pair of After the obligatory tea and toast and a quick change parade, it tickets for the New Years Day BCFC game. In all a sterling effort was off to the Welsh Assembly Government (WAG). from Sgt Truman and his team the Sqn raised £1450, which has been added to the Regts charity fund for the ABF. Once through security our tour guide Mr Robert Lloyd- Williams, the International Relations Manager, gave us a brief VISIT OF THE MASTER POULTER history of the WAG, telling us when and how it was established and giving us an insight into the architecture. Later, in the The Worshipful Company of Poulters was affiliated with 36 Sig debating chambers, Mr Lloyd-Williams went through the Regt prior to its disbandment; in April 2010 the affiliation passed issues that were discussed at the National Assembly such as to 37 Sig Regt (V). The Poulters support soldiers and their Environment, Culture, Education and Training. Education families who find themselves in difficult circumstances. opened up a bit of a debate between members of the group. On 24 January 2011 , The Master Poulter, Mr Brian Coombe, SSgt Tim Abbott was very vocal as his son is about to start visited the Trade Camp. Accompanied by his wife Pam (the university. After the future politicians agreed to disagree, it was Mistress Poulter), the Hon Col and the CO the Master sought to off to General Dynamics UK Limited (GD UK). Greeted by Mr gain a better appreciation of the demands of TA signalling, and to Nicholas Beswick, head of Concepts Development, we present The Poulters Plate. entered the Boardroom which looked identical to that of the

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 63 apprentice. Mr Beswick presented an overview of the different the team performed very credibly, achieving 4th in the Minor Units projects that GD UK were involved in and a more in depth brief competition. on Bowman. After a short tour of the system integration laboratories WO2 (YofS) Port explained to Mr Beswick the role REME Cross Country Championships. of the Regt and its capabilities. As this could potentially be the Yeoman’s future employer (as he often mentions) the The LAD recently participated in the REME cross-country champs presentation was delivered to the highest quality. One of a held at SEME Bordon. The team consisted of SSgt ‘The Bolt’ series of visits and development days we left knowing a little Bolton, Sgt ‘Risky’ Risker, Cfn ‘007’ Bond and Cfn ‘Paddy’ more than when we arrived – a very good thing. McVicker. Competition was stiff and although the overall result did not favour our team, the CO is always emphasising that “it’s CinC LF COMMENDATION the taking part that counts”. Special mention must also go to Cfn ‘Sleepy’ Seabourne, who, well.. slept! PSAO 54 Sp Sqn, Capt Martin Smith, has been awarded a CinC LF’s Commendation for Exemplary Conduct for the superb RECRUITING support he provided as Casualty Visiting Officer to the Aldridge family, after Rifleman William Aldridge was killed in Afghanistan. It has been a busy 2 months with Regional and Regtl recruiting events, including leading 49 (E) Bdes Recruit Selection Weekend Promotions. Well done to SSgts Tom Powell and Andy Bolton at Wisbeach. The Regts internal induction events at Redditch on selection for promotion to WO2. TA promotions are in bound! have gained pace with the usual mix of early mornings, risk reduction runs, ice breakers and crossing shark infested custard SPORT with a plank. The quality of the potential recruit is of a very high standard and credit goes to the Sqn Recruiting Teams for the Corps Orienteering Championships. continued supply of talent. In 36 Sig Sqn, Sgt Richard Smoker continues to try all avenues to find recruits. He attended the On 10 February the Regt entered a scratch team into the Corps Essex Army Cadet Instructors weekend and gave a presentation Orienteering Champs. Under the ‘direction’ of WO2 (YofS) Port to all Det Comds to identify and brief the ACF’s DS on the opportunities for Cadets once they have completed their service.

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CO Lt Col A J Parsons was wearing a uniform and living on rations, the Director of the RSM WO1 (RSM) A P Ingham park would visit his family when time permitted. His family thought, because he never wore a uniform and travelled by car 1 SIGNAL SQUADRON (VOLUNTEERS) despite heavy rationing of fuel, he was a Black Market TRADER.

OC Maj MC Fisher The charismatic volunteers made us feel more than welcome, SSM WO2 (SSM) Gott arranging special viewings of some of the exhibits, in particular the Enigma machine and the Bomb. Regretably we didn’t get to CULTURE VISIT TO BLETCHLEY PARK – HOME OF THE see all that the park had to offer; I’m told that would take almost CODE BREAKERS - by LCpl Melling 2 days. We headed back to SHQ for the final clear up and to send personnel back to their respective TACs. There’s a fantastic history to discover at Bletchley Park with lots of interest for all the family. During a Sqn development weekend The tour was a wonderful experience which was enjoyed by all held in Bletchley, whilst the Offrs and Tp SSgts were busy writing and it is a must for anyone visiting Bletchley. One Cpl was even our SJARs, the soldiers all assembled for a cultural tour of the quoted as saying that if she was to get married that’s where she code breakers home. All junior ranks in attendance for the would hold the ceremony. Our thanks to all the staff from the weekend were given permission to attend the tour, which turned Bletchley Park Trust for hosting us for the afternoon and in out to be both very entertaining and very interesting. It was also particular Nick for being our tour guide for the day. a great chance to visit Bletchley Park other than for the Remembrance Sunday Parade. We all gathered in Hut 8 and 41 (PRINCESS LOUISE’S KENSINGTON) SIGNAL SQUADRON passed the time reading up on the various spies and double (VOLUNTEERS) agents who all sent their intelligence back to the Buckinghamshire manor house. We were issued with various OC Maj W Bennett tourist accessories and set off to explore before meeting up in A/SSM SSgt S May another of the classic military wooden huts to begin our tour. BURNS NIGHT SUPPER For 90 minutes we were guided around the grounds, and the maze The first dinner to be held in the Offrs Mess at Coulsdon for many of wooden huts that make up the years was a resounding success, thanks largely to the planning facility, discovering facts about its and hard work of Capt Bob Goulding and Lt Amanda ultra secret former life during the Washbrook, and a liberal application of whisky. The Sqn would war. So well kept was the secret like to thank the CO for leading the singing of both printable and that nobody knew of the parks unprintable ballads and in particular thank the guests who very true war time purpose until the literally had to sing for their supper – Lt Cmdr John Fitzpatrick late 1980s. Most locals just RN, 1st Lt Thierry Martin (Swiss Army) and Mr Bruce Knights. thought of it as the local BT and A final thank-you goes to Mrs ‘OC41’ for bringing kazoos to the DSS centre. Over 10,500 people dinner, which must surely be the start of a tradition. came and went everyday, split into 3 shifts, 7 days a week, yet BOWMAN SYSTEMS TRAINING still no one knew the park’s secrets. During the war when 41 Sig Sqn (V) started its Bowman conversion in earnest with the almost every adult in the country arrival of its first 2 Bowman platforms and the first weekend away

64 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 to get to grips with it. A series of classroom periods and practical easiest tracks to learn on. With the film Cool Runnings in our demonstrations whetted the appetite for our new role we were heads, and nothing but horror stories and Youtube clips of horrific keen to learn as much as they could. All in all a good start to the injuries, we departed on 11 Dec 10 for a week’s tuition. new role, with more training to come and plenty new skills to learn to look forward to. Trg began with a walk of the course and, expecting a beginner track, we were surprised to learn that the introduction meant CONGRATULATIONS starting 2/3 of the way up, rather than from the top. All were terrified, and anyone who says otherwise is lying! Reaching Many congratulations to WO2 Si May, a well deserved promotion speeds of 114 kph (70mph) with your head inches from the ice following years of consistently high performance. To a man the and at times, albeit unintentionally, on the ice takes some nerves. Sqn are pleased to see such a reward and wish him every The outfits got more interesting as the week progressed, with cut success in his new post. Also well done to LCpls Robert up roll mats for improvised padding! By day 3, the bobsleighers, Finnegan, Pete Goring and Chris Mendes for their promotion. taking it in turns to be driver and brakeman were starting from the All 3 soldiers have worked hard to get on the start of the top and my partner now holds the record for crashing highest up promotion ladder and have continued to push themselves. Well the course – 950m on your head at 85 kph isn’t much fun! Sgt deserved promotions and an excellent example to the soldiers Wressel immediately took to the sport and despite a serious following them. Finally, congratulations to Sig Searle, for his impressive first place on the Class 3 RS Ops course. Well done.

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OC Maj K M Flanagan SSM WO2 T Grant

On Tuesday 25 January the Bde Comd, Brig S J Vickery, visited Sheffield to meet the soldiers of 64 Sig Sqn (V). we were also visited by a group of students from Chesterfield College who came to get a taste of the TA and what it can offer. The students all study uniformed services and are considering careers in either the blue light services or the armed forces. They were treated to Capt Davis demonstrates how not to do it! 4 stands to show different aspects of what to expect if they were to join the Regt. The first stand went through the kit that they head plant (which he claims not to be able to remember) had would be issued and an overview of the weapons we have soon mastered the corners. With only a few broken bones and access to. The next stand was a BCD scenario with a patrol necks out of joint, the week finished on a high with some of the encountering a vehicle involved in an IED incident. They were fastest times of the week recorded on the last morning. surprised at the realism of the casualty simulation but impressed with the rapid work of the patrol. The next stand was a typical Ice sports are definitely not for the faint hearted, but was a setup of a Bowman Det to show our role within the Regt. As part fantastic opportunity to try something that would cost a fortune in of the demonstration the Det managed to engineer comms with civvy street. I thoroughly recommend it to anyone wanting a both of our Tp locations in Leeds and Nottingham. The final challenge. We were all invited back to the Army Championships stand explained the fitness requirements to join the TA, the sports in February and best of luck to Sgt Wressell. Unfortunately my that the Regt are involved in as well as the AT opportunities. The shoulders couldn’t take any more crashes! evening concluded with the students witnessing Brig Vickery present Cpl Norton and Sgt Jameson their Volunteer Reserve VISIT BY THE TEACHERS AND CHILDREN FROM ROWAN Service Medals for 10 years continuous service and Sgt SCHOOL IN SHEFFIELD Jameson his Op HERRICK medal for his deployment to Afghanistan. An enjoyable evening was had by all. The Regt were honoured to host the children and teachers from Rowan School in Sheffield on Tue 8 Feb 11. We started off with 46 (HALLAMSHIRE) SUPPORT SQUADRON (VOLUNTEERS) the good old health and safety brief which didn’t last too long because the children where too excited and just wanted to see OC Maj J M Hattersley the trucks - who can blame them! Capt John Hughes (ROSO) SSM WO2 J A Medley and Sig Tim Storr led the intrepid explorers around the camp and showed our visitors how and what the Army is all about. EXERCISE RACING ICE - by Capt Andi Davis SSgt Gavin Dent gave the children some ear defenders and hard hats to wear whilst he started up a generator for them. The tour Ex RACING ICE is the Army Sports Training Camp run by Maj B finished off nicely when SSgt Rob March, the LAD SPSI, opened Robson (R SIGNALS), introducing novices to bobsleigh (death the hangar doors to reveal a large Foden Recovery Vehicle, which sledging), skeleton (tea tray - head first) and luge (tea tray - feet delighted the children immensely. We did, however, have to say first). This year I tried bobsleighing and Sgt Tony Wressel was no to some of the teachers who wanted a drive! introduced to the skeleton in Igls, Austria, supposedly one of the

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CO Lt Col DM Sharkey Rm has been bolstered by the arrival of SSgt Murrey Sutcliffe as RSM WO1 (RSM) Lythe the IS Mgr, who is whipping into shape all the runners within the Regt, entering us into various Half Marathons. We are also saying The Regt wishes to bid a fond farewell to the Regtl YoS WO2 goodbye to Capt Sarah Goldsmith, who leaves the Corps on to (YoS) Daz Heath who has left the Corps after 22 years exemplary pastures new with BT. Capt Hannah Kealy looks forward to the service, we wish him and his family all the best for the future. We new Adjt arriving in due course. are joined by WO1 (YoS) ‘Tommy’ Tucker from 21 Sig Regt (AS) who has taken over as Regt YoS, we look forward to his expert We have proudly sent off 11 soldiers to mobilise through RTMC guidance in the uplift to BCIP 5.4 later in the year. The Regt Ops Chilwell. Cpl Cassie Downs and Cpl ‘Herbie’ Hyde go off to join

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 65 ECM (FP) Sqn, 10 Sig Regt for a year, to include a 6 month stint in Afghanistan. WO2 Chris Klass, LCpl Dave Payne, LCpl Gary Thirty soldiers from the Regt are deploying to Austria in February McVeigh, LCpl Daz Shinett, LCpl Bradley Sluz, LCpl Kevin to complete a skiing ex in Zell Am See. For several it will be their Diton, Sig Suzette Bosman, Sig Barry Heanes and Sig Andrea first experience of skiing and for others a refresher in the basic Corrigan go off to join 21 Sig Regt (AS). We wish them all the skills. The instructors are all Royal Signals, both regular and TA. best for their year’s service in the Regular Army and hope they have a safe tour. EXERCISE MARTELLO MEARS - by LCpl Ray Taylor

56 SIGNAL SQUADRON - EASTBOURNE Ex MARTELLO MEARS was a 56 Sig Sqn ex encompassing training for MATT 8 SERE (Survival, Evasion, Resistance and OC Maj K M Francis Extraction). Learning some of these military field-craft skills is SSM WO2 (SSM) G Windham definitely invaluable for a soldier should the need ever arise to use them in an emergency survival situation. Sqn members were out in force in December working to keep the community going as the heavy snowfall took its toll. Under the The weekend came complete with torrential rain Friday night, guidance of OC Maj Keiron Francis 12 soldiers were mobilised saturated muddy ground on Saturday and a bitterly frosty and deployed forward to assist Eastbourne District General morning on Sunday. This trg weekend had it all, and was one of Hospital with the transportation of hospital staff to and from work. the best exercises I’ve been on in my 7 years with the Sqn. Early Thanks was given by Eastbourne MP Mr Stephen Lloyd who on Saturday morning members of the Sqn moved into the woods paid a flying visit. It was great that the TA soldiers were actually for the survival phase, working together to make an improvised used to serve their local community and to hopefully think that shelter using materials we could find around us. We hunted people’s lives were saved, due to the hospital being able to about and found logs and branches and even climbed trees to provide critical life support in all departments. Over 1000 staff, saw off and collect some decent foliage for the structure and the from surgeons to cleaners, were transported over the 3 days. roof. We soon realised that having the ability to be able to work well as a team in an emergency survival situation is crucial if you Promotion congratulations go to: Sgt Richard Stanford, the new want to survive to be rescued. 884 Tp Sgt, Cpl Benjamin Carter, Cpl Ben Bracken, Cpl Kris Grace, Cpl Anthony Moore, LCpl Kevin Diton, LCpl Mark We made a camp fire which we kept burning all night for warmth Kemp, LCpl Fiona Murphy and LCpl Craig Tonge. and cooking, and even made a fire wall to reflect as much of the Recruiting numbers are up and we stand at 83% recruited with 8 heat back into the shelter as possible, which surprisingly made a soldiers awaiting their CMSRs. We have 5 soldiers transferring to lot of difference (that silenced the doubters very quickly). We also other TA units, 2 staying in the Corps but going to 63 (SAS) Sqn made an improvised gill net for fishing and actually had ourselves (V), one med student going to a Field Hospital and one to the some freshly caught food for lunch. After preparing and gutting Infantry. Our loss is their gain, and at least they are all staying in our fresh catch we cooked and ate the fish which we steamed in the TA. We welcome Sig Aimee Morris from London UOTC as a our camp fire along with some nice fresh baked muscles and transferee. Her father Capt Andy Morris, is the OC LAD at RHQ shrimp. It was a bit like eating rustically barbecued seafood, but in Bristol, so even more reason for her to make the Regtl training it made for a change from eating ration pack food on ex. weekends! Congratulations to LCpl Nikki Walker, who completed her Class 3 chefs course. We now have 3 chefs in the Sqn and look forward to soon seeing her handy work.

As we look forward to another trophy winning year Lt Chris Kong is once again looking to form the Regtl Lanyard team. Last year was the first time in several years that 39 Sig Regt had taken part, but the second year running for 56 Sig Sqn. Sqn members including OCdt Alisdair Abercrombie-Barnett, Cpl Ben Carter, LCpl Andrew Jarmin, LCpl Mark Kemp and Sig Barry Heanes stole the trophy away from reigning champions, 63 Sqn, completing the gruelling course in 11hrs 6mins, 19 mins ahead of the 63 Sqn teams. Aside from Lanyard, members of 56 Sqn are also training with their other Regtl counterparts for the Royal Signals Shooting Concentration under the command of Lt Stephanie Barron, who is also slowly building a Sqn Fencing Team, hoping to compete in the Army Fencing Championships later in the year. We also have the Three Peaks Challenge and Fishing for dinner Trailwalker events on the summer programme. Later on Sunday we each had to make an emergency signal fire Its goodbye to Sgt Ray Smith, our PSI Tech after 2 years with that could be easily lit and provide smoke within a 2 minute time the Sqn and his first with the TA. We wish him well and thank limit. Despite valiant attempts by all soldiers only Sig Harriett him for his input and support during his time. He has decided to Woodgate managed to complete the task. We will not live that settle in Eastbourne so we must have had some positive effect on one down for a long time to come. The SPSI thought it was him! Sgt Justin Hewett celebrates the birth of his first child, a hilarious that a bunch of SNCOs and JNCOs had been put to baby boy who, like his Dad, is big and bald! Well done to you all shame by the only girl on the ex, and a newly qualified Sig at and glad he will now be on every TA weekend to get some sleep that, who had not long completed and passed out of her CSMR. during the nights. We also see the departure of 3 of our TA soldiers who mobilised and joined 21 Sig Regt on the pre tour OP PRECISION - by Maj Keiron Francis training ready for a summer tour of Afghanistan. We wish LCpl Diton, LCpl Boys and Sig Heanes all the best and a safe tour. Twenty four hrs after local hospitals in Hastings and Eastbourne asked on local radio for volunteers to get staff in and out of work Col Mike Williams RAMC came back to complete his second in 4 wheel drive vehicles, the Sqn mobilised and deployed for the presentation to the Sqn on medical issues. He gave a frank but first time in its history. The hospital would have had to close gory presentation on maxo-facial surgery in Afghanistan. One of departments and stop admitting or doing standard operations if the best presentations we have had and reassuring to know if you they could not move the staff. The Joint Regional Liaison Officer do have injuries in Theatre, that there is a great medical system to for 2 (SE) Bde in Folkestone and SJC actually said yes to get you back and treated very quickly. We look forward to the deploying TA resources! The flash to bang was quick and luckily CO’s Cup and a joint AT weekend with 93 Sp Sqn in March. we had already stood people by and packed the vehicles. Two

66 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 vehicles and support elements deployed forward to the hospital Del Richards. It was a normal Trivial Pursuit game, except that and took over the Ops room (HR office normally!). Over the next the cheeses could only be won by performing (correct) CBRN 48 hours over 1000 staff were transported back and forth, some drills! It wouldn’t be a Royal Signals weekend without us having just locally, but others into rural Sussex where the hills and ice to put up a radio mast, however putting one up blindfolded - and meant they were the only vehicles getting through. Doctors, straight - was more of a challenge, as set by WO2 (FofS) Marv nurses, cleaners and support staff were squashed into the backs Dyer. WO2 (SSM) Richie Sharp and SSgt Richie Vise held the of GS landrovers and covered in blankets (Army land rover next activity which involved building, spray painting and finally, heaters are not renowned for their power!) racing a go-kart. In classic Dartmoor conditions (ie cold and wet!) the teams lined up for the timed descent. This was a highlight of the weekend, with some excellent wipe-outs (Lt Andy Peters!) and a few screams, not just from the girls!

56 Signal Sqn on Op Precision

We worked in conjunction with HM Coastguard and some civilian volunteers, but the command team support and comms control with Airwave meant we ran the whole operation and took control. It was an amazing experience. Some soldiers were given mince pies and drinks upon safe delivery of their passengers, some were even offered bottles of wine and chocolates! The district nurse took one vehicle out all around the rural areas to deliver Sig Tier Go Karting drugs and treatments for certain patients who otherwise would have suffered. A couple of pregnant mothers were also moved On the Saturday evening we had the Sqn Christmas dinner, which when ambulances could not get to them. The community was delicious, especially as it was served by the Offrs and certainly appreciated our help and saw their tax-payers money SNCOs! At the start of the meal a number of well deserved being put to good use. Morale in the Sqn is also very high as we promotions were awarded by the OC to LCpl Simon Hartfield, were in a real time role for once! LCpl Brad Sluz and Sgt Lee Jones. We also extended a warm welcome to our new Tp Comd - 2Lt Holli Harvey. The post-meal 57 (CITY AND COUNTY OF BRISTOL) SIGNAL SQUADRON disco kicked off in style with some excellent break dancing by Cpl Herbie Hyde, and a great night ensued. OC MAJ P Rodenhurst SSM WO2 (SSM) R Sharp The final day began with another fire drill alarm practise, and a new challenge whilst the Sqn Command team held their monthly On the Sqn Maintenance weekend 14-16 Jan 11, the Sqn finally conference - go out onto the Dartmoor training area and retrieve got the opportunity to welcome its new OC, Maj Paul a ‘unique piece of nature’. Two hours later, a range of disturbing Rodenhurst, following an 18 month gap in the OC position which items had been retrieved - one of which ended up being eaten by the Sqn 2i/c, Capt Sarah Trevelion, has been temporarily filling. the PTI!.... Maj Rodenhurst arrives shortly after an op tour of Afghanistan and the soldiers are keen to hear what are sure to be his many PRE COMMISSIONING TRAINING - by OCdt Nicola Rowland war stories over a few beers in the Sqn bar! As there was a CO’s Command Board and Unit Health Committee taking place on his ‘Officer training is not something to be taken lightly - the aim is to first day in post, the OC first got to meet the soldiers at the assimilate considerable theoretical knowledge, develop high Casino charity event organised by Sgt Lee Jones on the fitness levels and allow a maturing of Leadership and Command Saturday night. Sgt Jones pulled out all the stops and organised capabilities.’ a thoroughly good night with the Sqn raising £250 for Help for Heroes in the process! Having never been in green before, slept under the stars, or cooked my food in a mess tin it was always inevitable that TA EXERCISE BRUNEL SANTA - by Sig Allan Bowe Officer Training was going to be a steep learning curve. Although commissioning is achievable within a year, realistically most On 10 of December I embarked on my first ‘Christmas weekend’ OCdts take 2 years to complete a series of modules before with 57 Sig Sqn. This was held at a ‘cosy retreat’ on Dartmoor, at attending RMAS for the TA Commissioning Course. Willsworthy Camp. A short time after arrival on the Friday The first hurdle is the Army Officer Selection Briefing. This is a evening, the fire alarm sounded - we duly paraded (on the ice!) gruelling 2 1/2 day physical and mental assessment to judge outside the front entrance to discover, unsurprisingly, that it was a whether you have potential to even consider applying for the false alarm, but also an opportune time for an admin brief. The Main Board. At both the Briefing and Main Board you are put next time the fire alarm went off was 0630 – this time a reminder through an number of challenges including leader and leaderless to everyone to get up for breakfast! tasks, a PFT, obstacle course, planning exercises, endless interviews, essay writing, current affairs discussion groups as well We were split into groups, and our first activity was First Aid ‘call as socialising with fellow OCdts. my bluff’ with SSgt Jo Stevens. The first question was “If a casualty swallows a corrosive liquid, should they be made to be Having been told you have potential you then enter the next sick or be given water to dilute it down?” Cpl Cassie Downs phase known as Mod 2, which is a series of 10 weekends, one gave a convincing (but messy!) demonstration that making the per fortnight, held at 5 Div Officer Training Wing (OTW) in casualty be sick was the answer, but this was, of course, a bluff Donnington (or one of the other Regional OTWs). The main aim as this could cause more damage to the casualty. of these weekends is an introduction to the estimate and orders process. However, it also encompasses low level tactics and The next activity was CBRN Trivial Pursuit with the PSI (T) SSgt field skills. The weekends alternate between classroom and the

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 67 field to allow you to put into practice the skills taught indoors as clues were devised by our own local historian (so we are told) Sgt well as recovering from bruises and multiple nettle stings! While Tim McCarthy of the LAD. The questions were many and varied, the staff at 5 Div OTW look after you, they also ensure you are covering a wide range of military and social history subjects from put through your paces; stretching your mental capacity under all the time of the Knights Templar, through the slave trade, to as weather conditions and at times with no sleep. recently as WW II, with a bit of Robert Louis Stephenson thrown in for good measure. The experience was very informative, taxing on the grey matter to make sense of some of the clues, and good exercise as the course was about 8 miles long and must have covered just about every slope in a city built on a number of hills and valleys!

This part of the proceedings finished when all participants were collected from the final RV by minibus. During our absence from the TAC the permanent staff led by the PSAO Capt Terry Morrissey, had been busy decorating the bar and drill hall for the evening’s Christmas Dinner, which was prepared by Cpl Andy OCdt Rowland Badman and LCpl Emma Turner. A first class When I complete Mod 2, the next step will be Mod 3 this summer, traditional meal served by which is a 9 day intensive field ex in a leadership role to develop the Sqn’s Offrs in the my skills and stamina to a level that will qualify me for the final traditional manner. The part of my officer training at RMAS in September. The TACC is a meal was followed by a 3 week intensive commissioning course to ensure I can meet the ‘games night’ organised by high standards that will be expected of a serving officer. the SPSI, SSgt Glyn Sgt Neil Raaff and Cpl Marie Perry Ansell, where composite Although the journey has been demanding I have no regrets searching for clues during Ex teams competed for the taking the Officer route. The skills I have learned and developed WESSEX WANDERER dubious honour of being to date have been useful, not only in the military setting but also best at darts, carpet bowls, in my civilian career. I would like to offer great praise to 57 Sig table football and other similar pursuits where skill can only be Sqn who have been behind me every step of the way, offering achieved by frequent visits to licensed premises! invaluable advice, wisdom and support giving me great determination and commitment to see it through. Sunday was spent cleaning, checking and inspecting all comms equipment and vehicles, ensuring that all was present, correct 93 (NORTH SOMERSET YEOMANRY) SUPPORT SQUADRON and fully serviceable for the RSIT inspection the following Monday. The additional work paid off, as the Sqn was awarded a OC Maj PJ Smith ‘Green’. There were more presentations on the Functions of the SSM WO2 (SSM) C Stockwell Unit Employee Support Officer, by the ROSO, Capt Lloyd Bath, and on pollution control by the MTWO(V) SSgt Pete Rendall. Congratulations to Sgt John ‘Mo’ Morris on his recent Thus ended a different, challenging and rewarding weekend, with promotion, a nice Christmas present! We hope the bar bill wasn’t the necessary if somewhat dry obligatory presentations complete, too dear after the promotion was announced during ‘Offrs to the all signals assets checked and fit for role, everybody’s local WO’s and Sgts’ Mess’ on the last drill night before the Christmas knowledge greatly improved and tested (local knowledge is break. Also congratulations to Sgt Neil and Janice Raaff on the extremely useful and important during support to UK Ops), and birth of their son James Richard. The Sqn bids farewell to Sgt the efforts of all throughout the year rewarded with a first class Andy O’Neil, who leaves us for civy street and welcomes Sgt Christmas Party. We now look forward to the challenges of the Steve Poole as our new PSI (Tech). We also say farewell to Maj coming year. Gus Loveridge at the ripe old age of 60, who retires after serving 14 years with the Sqn, Sgt Jim Rees and Sig Darren Lovell have EXERCISE WESSEX YEOMANRY - by Capt Dave Davis also left us for pastures new and we wish them well for the future. The OC’s aim for this ex was to build on the successes of a EXERCISE WESSEX WANDERER - by Capt Dave Davis similar ex the Sqn carried out at this time last year (Ex WESSEX DRAGON), and to concentrate more on getting the Sqn to its There were 4 main aims to this, the Sqn’s last weekend ex of destination on time and in good order. Also, because the 2010: to complete a number of the mandatory briefs required by strength is the smallest in the Regt, there always seems to be the CO’s Training Directive, increase all ranks’ knowledge of local more jobs than there are people in 93 (NSY) Sp Sqn. Therefore, geography and social & military history, to reward all ranks for the emphasis for Ex WESSEX YEOMANRY was on navigation, their hard work throughout the last year and to the prepare the convoy drills and road moves, and interoperability – being able to Sqn’s comms assets for RSIT. Friday night began with the assist specialists to carry out their task by performing some of mandatory briefs on Protection of Information (delivered by the the less technical stuff whilst they concentrate on the main job, Regtl 2i/c Maj Bill Ruthven), and Equality & Diversity, also a whatever that may be. Examples of this over the weekend were presentation on the High Readiness Reserve (both delivered with when we had members of the REME LAD erecting masts for the inimitable style and impact by the ROSO, Capt Lloyd Bath. Signals Det, and clerks and radio operators rigging a Tirfor winch to recover a bogged in Land Rover to assist the LAD. Saturday morning began bright and early, if somewhat cold and The weekend began on the Friday night with everybody loading damp, with breakfast where we were all issued packed lunches vehicles, having a briefing on convoy drills, then a convoy comds for the day’s main event, which was a NAVEX around the City of brief, distribution of route cards, lining up into packets, and off we Bristol, with some 44 historical clues to decipher and questions went to Caerwent Training Area. The weather was very cold, wet, to answer to complete the course. The route, questions and windy and miserable, so it was a real bonus that the SQMS, SSgt

68 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 (SQMS) ‘Baggy’ Bagbir Puhn and his team had arrived earlier Bill Ruthven, gave a rendition of ‘The Immortal Memory’, an that day and erected the tents, got the kero heaters going and account of the life of Rabbie Burns, and Lt Andy Peters recited a the generators running so that we had lighting and hot water for a Burns poem, ‘The Henpecked Husband’. The evening was brew before turning in for the night. rounded off with lively Scottish country dancing with Lt Peters showing the way and “volunteering” to demonstrate some moves before everyone attempted to follow his lead. A first class evenings entertainment – well done Terry………

94 (BERKSHIRE YEOMANRY) SIGNAL SQUADRON

OC Maj A Hawes SSM WO2 (SSM) C Dean

The Sqn has been busy at the end of 2010 and into the New Year with MATTs as well as annual equipment care inspections. Like much of the UK our Christmas weekend was affected by the snow, so the year did not end with the usual bang. However, where there is a bar, there is a way and a good time was had by all.

In November, the Sqn hosted our principle UK Ops “client” for a drill night. Comd 145 (South) Bde, Brig NAC Baverstock OBE MA paid a visit to Windsor and whilst there presented Volunteer Cpl Andy Badman instructs members of the Sqn on recovery Reserve Service Medals to Capt Jon Browning, Lt Ruth using the ‘Tirfor’ winch Woodward, Sgt Sheila Townsend, Saturday morning was spent revisiting and refreshing navigational Cpl Andrew skills, with a lesson followed by a Navex run by the MTWO(V) O’Marah and Cpl SSgt Pete Rendall, and doing a bit of this new ‘interoperability’ Graeme Tait. In stuff, when everybody was treated to a practical self recovery addition Sig lesson by Cpl Andy Badman. Bosman was presented with the After lunch there was a revision lesson on the Airwave radio by Yeoman of the Year Sgt Karen Hodges. We were then put into vehicle teams of 2, Award. It was with the driver being the senior person and the comd being a straight back into it junior (more ‘interoperability’ stuff) and sent on a vehicle NAVEX after the New Year to Sennybridge training area and back. At various points along with Ex COLD the way, the convoy comds job was re-allocated, so that all the Sig Bosman receiving her START, thankfully junior soldiers got the chance to navigate, command the convoy Yeoman of the Year award not as cold as was and keep in comms contact with the CP which was located at feared prior to Caerwent and operated by LCpl Emma Robinson. During the Christmas, and a renewed push on the recruiting front. The Sqn trip various incidents were injected, to test comms skills and is now back in its stride and looking forward to build-up training confirm what had been learnt that day, such as locstat requests towards camp. and simulated vehicle breakdowns. We all arrived back safe and sound at Caerwent at about 1900 that night. The weather was so EXERCISE COLD START - by Sig Compton cold and wet that most people turned in early after the evening meal, it wasn’t really the weather for standing about chatting. After parading at Windsor on Friday night getting weapons issued After breakfast on Sunday morning everybody’s time was we deployed to Longmoor Camp. We were in the SF Base at the occupied with helping the SQMS collapse the harbour area and FIBUA Village – the significance of which would dawn on us as repack everything for the return trip. This was followed by a the next days’ events unfolded. After a brisk morning stroll in the practical lesson on mast erection for the non signallers, given by pre-dawn blackness, otherwise known as an AFT, the day’s LCpl Emma Robinson and Sig Joanne Makariou (even more activities began. Saturday (daylight hours) was taken up by a ‘interoperability’ stuff). This was not the end of their starring role round-robin of 3 stands. The first, and primary object of the that day – they also were lead vehicle and convoy comd for the weekend, was the Range package, covering the appropriate return trip to Bristol. MATT requirements, but also with a chance to drop some targets on the ETR range. This all-too-rare range time allowed us to zero All things considered, it was a challenging and interesting time our weapons prior to the ETR shoot. Mind you, judging from where everybody learnt a bit more about other people’s jobs so some of the scores, more practice is to be recommended. that they could be relied upon to render useful assistance if the need arises. The next stand provided a refresher on patrolling skills, QBOs and section attacks, with plenty of opportunities to get through a mag REGIMENTAL BURNS NIGHT DINNER - by Capt Dave Davis or 2 of blank rounds. After running around out in the open getting shot at, it was time to move on to running around in houses The Regtl Burns Night Dinner is a tradition within 39 Sig Regt and getting shot at. The last stand was a refresher on FIBUA takes place annually on the nearest Saturday night to Burns techniques and after a quick “classroom” lesson, and a walk/talk- Night. This year’s event was organised by the Sqns PSAO Capt through, it was full-on “GET IN THERE!” and start practicing. Terry Morrissey, and was run on traditional lines, with the Haggis being carried into the mess to the skirl of the bagpipes. This All good fun, lots of hard work (as long as you put the effort in) year, for the first time, it was a joint Offrs and WO and Sgts Mess and a taster of the joy that was to be the next morning, but, the function. The piper was invited to join the mess president for a day hadn’t finished yet. We returned to the SF Compound for traditional ‘Quaich’ of whisky. Throughout the dinner, some personal admin, during which time the Sect Comds entertainment was provided by SSgt (Art Veh) John McCulloch, received their orders for the night’s activities. One section was who gave the ‘Address to the Haggis’ in his native Scots accent, on standby as the QRF, the other 2 sections sent out on their Maj Phil Smith, who gave the toast ‘Tae the Lassies’ in his native patrols, a clearance patrol and recce patrol respectively. Intel had broad Bristolian accent, Capt Karen Hanlon, who gave the toast located the enemy, so whilst the other patrol cleared the ‘Tae the Laddies’ in her native Welsh accent. The Regtl 2i/c Maj surrounding area, our section split up into 3 teams, with the fire

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 69 support team going static with eyes on the suspected enemy another “platoon” working their way down the other side of the position. After a comprehensive recce, we regrouped and headed street, bombing up mags as you go, all exciting stuff. back to the FOB. “All nice and quiet-like”? - too quiet. Within 200m of our compound the enemy opened up on us (as it turned This was a hard, fast start to the New Year for the Sqn, getting in out, from 3 sides). With the night sky lit up like a firework display, a couple of MATTs, as well as some tough, physical, infantry skills and having taken casualties (me), the QRF were called out. training, in unfamiliar surroundings, learning new skills and refreshing on previously learnt skills too. With little to no breaks in Sunday Morning, early o’clock. All 3 sections are in the final the training, everyone managed to keep up the momentum positions ready for the assault. Eight houses in a row, down one required to see it through to end-ex, and remain in very good side of the street to be cleared of the enemy. Bang on H hour, the spirits. For some this will have been their first experience of flares went up (it was still dark) and we went into the first building. FIBUA, and they’ll now begin to have an understanding of how What followed was an hour of frantic FIBUA fighting, clearing much hard work it can be. room after room, house after house, providing fire support for

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47 (MIDDLESEX YEOMANRY) SIGNAL SQUADRON noticed over previous weekends by ensuring that key skills are (VOLUNTEERS) refreshed 4 times a year. The Regtl MATT weekend took place over the first weekend in January, providing an excellent OC Maj David Cornick opportunity for members to complete their MATTs. On the SSM WO2 (SSM) Marc Gilfrin Saturday morning the Sqns broke down into 4 syndicates to go through a round robin of stands; First Aid, CBRN, Law of Armed EXERCISE SNOW FOX Conflict and Shooting (LF3). The range package for the weekend was run by 47 Sqn with Capt Alex Orr, SSgt Dean Wilkinson, Sqn members took part in Ex SNOW FOX, the annual Yeomanry Sgt Pat Coleman and Cpl Mark Bint taking a total of 125 Ski racing competition, at the start of January. The Ex, for the soldiers from across the Regt through LF 3 in a day. The other second year running, took place in Kitzbuhel in Austria in the highlight of the weekend was the CBRN package which received week leading up to the Hahnenkamm Race. It took the normal high praise from a number of the Sqn members with Lt Tim format with the first day being left to the Regtl ski captains to Roberts claiming it was the best he has ever been on. On undertake assessments of skiing ability. This allowed for the Sunday the PFA was undertaken around the camp, it was quite groupings to be formed for the 3 following days of intensive ski apparent by the end that a number of Sqn personnel might have instruction in preparation for the race on the Thursday morning. over indulged over the festive period. It did however provide a On Monday morning the various ability groups met up with the useful bench mark for which to work going forward. instructors from the local ski school and set of for a day of instruction. The weather was a barmy 10 degrees above freezing The Sqn weekend at the end of January provided a great with not a cloud in the sky. opportunity for the Sqn to undertake all the essential maintenance which is critical to keep the kit in working order. It started on While this weather made for great tans, the snow by mid Saturday morning at 0800hrs with an excellent lecture from the afternoon had turned to sugar which made skiing even harder in LAD regarding equipment care. This really highlighted why some places. The next day was even hotter with most people maintenance is key to ensure that kit works correctly on ex. It skiing in the minimal amount of clothing. To our delight, the was then off down to the garages with SSgt Charlie Hart and weather had closed in overnight and a good 6 inches of fresh Cpl Paul Messett to undertake a range of maintenance tasks on power was dumped across the resort. This made for great skiing the Bowman platforms. As work was being done on the Dets the next day, however there were some concerns by the more SSgt Goodwin and Sgt Coleman were completing the Tp professional skiers that this new snow would slow their times Comds Inspections in preparations for the sub-unit inspections down on race day. The day of the race arrived and the due the following month. At 1100hrs, the Sqn boarded the temperature promptly dropped to 10 below freezing, causing the transport down to the Regt to go through the MCCP process and main lift in the resort to fail. This caused the race start time to be also undertake a number of mandatory briefings. This also delayed by an hour. The format of the competition was simple; provided a great opportunity to ensure that everybody could login twice down a slalom course, which had been designed in a to DII and JPA. The Sqn returned to Uxbridge for a Value and manner which would allow all abilities to get down it but with a Standards lesson which was one of the MATTs not covered on few nasty surprises to catch the over confident. The top finisher the first weekend. The Sunday morning involved more from the Sqn came 9th, which was not a bad effort considering a maintenance at the garages. This provided a great opportunity number of people were serious skiers. The final day was the for the Tp Comds, Lt Tim Roberts and Lt Gary Taylor, to finish orienteering competition with the various Regts being broken off their outstanding mid years and finally catch up on the ever down into evenly sized groups. At this point members of 71 increasing MS! teamed up with the FANY to form a team. The course was very challenging with check points being spread all over the ski area. 68 (INNS OF COURT & CITY AND ESSEX YEOMANRY) The final check point was a restaurant on the far side of the SIGNAL SQUADRON (VOLUNTEERS) resort. After lunch prize giving took place with prizes being award by the Colonel of the Yeomanry. OC Maj Alex Downing SSM WO2 (SSM) Paton The ex was a great success with everybody feeling they had gained something from the experience. 2011 started with Ex PHOENIX GALLOP, a MATT’s weekend at Napier Barracks Folkestone over the weekend 7-9 Jan 11. The SQUADRON TRAINING weekend saw a better than predicted attendance with 2 of the 4 syndicates being provided by 68 Sig Sqn. The Sqn participated The Regtl weekend at the start of December was cancelled due in a round robin of 4 stands on the Saturday. The first aid stand to snow, however this did provide an excellent opportunity for was instructed by Capt Sean Wardle, a paramedic in his civilian SSgt Spittle and Sgt Crown to put the finishing touches to the life and was an excellent lesson. Saturday evening was a low key new Tuesday night training programme. This programme has affair and everyone retired to the rooms early to get some much been developed by the Sqn to reduce the skill fade which was needed rest prior to the impending PFA in the morning. Sunday

70 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 soldiers have been mobilised for Op TOSCA, LCpl Stephen Michael and LCpl Russell Ward, both of which will be attached to 3 R Anglian. The Sqn currently has several soldiers on the Regtl Ops ‘mobilisation list’ awaiting their chance to be deployed on an op tour when a vacancy occurs. Some will get their chance to deploy on Op HERRICK as infantry riflemen attached to the in the near future. The volunteer soldiers in 68 Sig Sqn are definitely answering the call to support Op ENTIRETY.

265 (KENT AND COUNTY OF LONDON YEOMANRY (SHARPSHOOTERS)) SUPPORT SQUADRON (VOLUNTEERS)

OC Maj Andy Church SSM WO2 Adrian Keeble

Following a successful Remembrance weekend, the Sqn settled into its pre-Christmas training programme. It kicked off rather Sgt ’Griff’ Griffiths receives his award for best field soldier from well as a much deserved promotion arrived for Sgt Bob Myers. the OC Maj Alex Downing Ex SHARP CANTER arrived at the end of November, which saw began with the PFA and a number of the Sqn regretting the over members of the Sqn catch up on MATTs training with Sgt Myers indulged Christmas. The ex as a whole was extremely worth leading the Sqn through their map reading task. while and everyone got some excellent training value. Elsewhere, maintenance was high on the agenda with an RSIT On Friday 14 Jan the Sqn sat down to their annual dinner and just round the corner. Sgt ‘Reggie’ Perrin conducted a spot of awards in the company of their Honorary Colonel Sir Robert refresher training while Cpl Mark Butler ensured the Sqn’s Finch. The dinner was a formal occasion with many of the TCOPO’s were in the best shape possible for RSIT. Members of soldiers attending in dinner suits. After the meal awards were the unit’s LAD deployed to Longmoor to conduct training under given with congratulations going to Sig Luke Morgan on the watchful eye of their OC, Capt ‘Spud’ Murphy, which achieving Best Recruit (Limerick involved a lot of vehicle maintenance in full CRBN IPE. Cup) Sgt Richard Griffiths for Best Field Soldier (Cartwright The weather caught up with the us in November and the OC took Cup) Sig Gary Mills Best at Trade the decision to cancel training for the last Tuesday of the month. (Fern Award) and finally LCpl Ros With snow covering most of the South East it was decided to Whiffen Best Contribution to Sqn wait until the official trip in April before testing the Sqn’s skiing Activities (William Hine Award). ability. As a lot of the Sqn have a 100 mile plus round trip on Tuesday evenings, this decision was very welcome indeed. Ex The evening also marked the PHOENIX GALLOP 2 also became a victim of the snow as this ex retirement of Mr Peter Allen the was also cancelled, leaving the Sqn free to work its snowman civilian storekeeper at Chelmsford techniques for the rest of the calendar year. Although given some – a suitable gift of the standing of the results they’d better stick to Comms in the future. Essex Yeoman was presented by the Honorary Colonel. Peter will The first full drill night in December saw a large number turn up be sorely missed not only as a for LCpl Carl Crane’s “fun” PT lesson. Listed on the training valuable part of the permanent programme as potted sports, the soldiers were interested to learn staff but also for embracing the how a rowing machine, running machine and stair climber fitted Sqn in all respects. After the the description of a potted sports session. Forty minutes and awards the Sqn adjourned to Mr Peter Allan receives the much sweat later it suddenly dawned on everyone that maybe the the bar where a number of Essex Yeoman potted sports session wasn’t taking place that evening. A much potted sports were carried out, needed recovery session in the bar afterwards saw another including the ‘infamous’ pyramid. The weekend of the Sqn dinner promotion arrive for the ever popular Cpl Jim ‘Smiler’ Sutton. saw the start of the Bde Trade Camp at Swynnerton Trg Camp where the Sqn had 4 students attending. Congratulations go to The Sqn, and indeed the Regt, were quick out of the starting Sig Mark Noble for achieving Top Student and to Sig John blocks for the New Year. The first full weekend in January saw Amanyire who came a very respectable 3rd. everyone deploy to Napier Barracks near Folkestone to catch up on some MATTs. A full weekend’s programme saw soldiers Finally ops: The Sqn is pleased to report that Lt Seán Olohan tested in their basic military skills, with Cpl Sutton and LCpl has returned safely from 12 months away on Op HERRICK. Two Crane yet again leading the Regt through a PFA and one or 2 soldiers realising they may have eaten one too many mince pies over the festive period. Who ate all the pies? Ask Cpl Sutton.

The end of the month brought with it Ex PHOENIX ADMIN, an SPS led mobilisation planning ex to ensure all the soldiers had the necessary documents and information to hand in the event of a rapid mobilisation. These issues can sometimes be overlooked and it’s important to run through exercises like these in order to confirm soldiers can be mobilised without the need to hunt around for ID cards, driving licences and JPA passwords!

The weekend also covered preparation for the equipment care inspection due at the beginning of February. The soldiers worked long into the evening to ensure that vehicles and weapons were cleaned, polished and oiled to the highest standard. If there wasn’t enough going on already, a few more MATTs were added into the programme to allow those who missed the earlier training Sig Luke Morgan receives the award for best recruit from the to catch up. However, the soldiers worked very hard and are Honorary Colonel Sir Robert Finch expecting some positive results from the forthcoming inspection.

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 71 NEWS FROM THE SQUADRONS

A new arrival to the Sqn saw SSgt ‘Griff’ Griffiths return to active duty following his full colour1 MECHANISED service in the Regular Army. BRIGADE His HEADQUARTERS AND arrival will boost the Sqn and provide some welcome experience from his previous 22 years in green. SIGNAL SQUADRON (215) TIDWORTH

OC Maj M J Morton off due to ice and RSM WO1 (RSM) D Cartledge hard ground, but luckily the sun INTRODUCTION came out and it began to thaw. 1 Mech Bde HQ and Sig Sqn (215) enjoyed a varied Christmas Week prior to going on a well-deserved leave. There were plenty The game was of social events as well as the obligatory fancy dress ‘fun-run’ filled with the usual and Officers Vs Juniors Football match described below. respect that it We are looking forward to the return of Bengal Tp from Ops. It deserves; 2 footed has been a long tour for everyone deployed so far and the R&R tackles, the odd plot is reaching the end, indicating an imminent return for those elbow here and who have been detached to 216 (Para) Sig Sqn since April 2010. there and a few While the rest of us back in the UK enjoyed some Christmas choice words. The leave the majority of the Sqn manpower has since taken the game itself finished opportunity to complete courses ranging from career and trade with a 3-3 draw. based courses to Bowman BCIP 5.4. Penalties followed and the Golden All of these have been in preparation for an extremely busy ex boot was awarded season which will see the Sqn deploy to the UK, Germany and yet again for the Kenya. Sabre Tp have been busily preparing for RSIT running 3rd year in a row to Armoured Driver and Commander courses in order to equip the Juniors - well themselves with the trained personnel required to support the done lads! Armoured Vehicles. The Tp recently took on a new fleet of BCIP 5.4 vehicles and were supported by the LAD and QMs After the footy it department in getting them up to scratch. They have since been was time to feast Sig McComish receives the ‘Golden Boot’ signed across to the Bde units for training. It has not all been like kings in the on behalf of the Junior team hard work. The Sqn Football team continues to train hard and cookhouse for have participated almost weekly in league matches with local Christmas dinner, served by the Sqn and Bde staff of course. units. There weren’t too many Brussel sprouts thrown but there were CHRISTMAS EVENTS – by Cpl Forrester plenty of cans of Fosters before a well-deserved night out.

The first one and a half weeks of December were normal work, BULLDOG AFV 436 DRIVER TRAINING – by LCpl Larry Langton and then the fun began on 13 December. The whole Sqn marched as a fine body of men to the Garrison Church for a sing This was the first Bulldog driver training course run by the Sqn in off with the padre and after an hour of high octane fun it was time quite sometime, instructed by Cpl ‘Dougie’ Douglas, his first to get ready for ‘silly week’. since passing the DMI course. The Sqn gave him 4 willing (or not so willing) victims, LCpl Larry Langton, Sig King and Sig We started with a PT session of Potted Sports under arrangement McComish from Sabre Tp and Cfn Cottam from the LAD . We of our resident PTI Cpl Guttadauro, which comprised of legalised were all his to soul destroy for the 4 week course. fighting, aka Kabbadi, which to our surprise one of our most battle hardened screws broke like a ‘Rich Tea Biscuit’ (no names Week one consisted of theory and maintenance lessons on the Cpl ‘Buzz’ Ward, how is the finger?) We also competed at AFV 436 and its many systems. This involved learning everything indoor hockey, basketball and “crab football” which was all good from the dynamics of the vehicle, the flows of systems and fun. deploying the coveralls, getting hands on and developing our ‘Armour legs’ as we climbed up, down and around (using 3 points The next main event for the week was the ‘Turkey Trot’ which of contact) learning what oils and lubricants are used and where. comprised of the Sqn and Bde dressed in fancy dress chasing after a turkey dressed as Hulk Hogan, luckily for us it was a Week 2 the fun began learning the basics of driving the Bulldog, regular marathon runner from Bde. Everyone that beat the beginning with starting and stopping. The facial expressions ‘Turkey’ was entered into a raffle for some prestigious prizes. were highly amusing, due to heavy feet on the brakes and the Congratulations to Cfn ‘Not so’ Little for his best dressed award attempted breaking of Cpl Douglas’s ribs on the cupola. From for his ‘Sponge Bob Square Pants’, he was presented with a here we then went onto the cross country phase. First up was Cheese and Port set and a nice Bde Tie. Sig Carter came in LCpl Langton who took no prisoners on the Cross Country before the Turkey and from the raffle was awarded a bottle of 15 Driving Area, Cpl Douglas returned white as a sheet after a 180 year old Glenfiddich. degree spin on one of the Seven Sisters (not planned, but well controlled). We all had our fair share of moments that provided After the ‘Turkey Trot’ we had 30 minutes to get ourselves ready Cpl Douglas with an excuse to change his underwear. for the main event - the Juniors vs. Seniors football match. Both teams prepared themselves for battle, which mainly consisted of The third week was the road driving phase. Before we could eating bacon baps and drinking the rest of the ‘Gunfire’ (cheers progress onto this we had to complete an emergency stop. This RSM Cartledge). We had thought that the game would be called was definitely the funniest part of the course due to Sig

72 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 McComish and his EXTREME stop, halting the Bulldog in a off a few bad Sandhurst habits, I have been attached to 215 Sig possible record distance of one track link. Sqn for 6 weeks prior to starting my Troop Commanders Course in Blandford. This is proving to be invaluable, providing an We all found road driving reasonably easy, but with learning opportunity to put my training to date into some sort of context comes experience as Cfn Cottam found himself veering onto the whilst giving me an understanding of the workings of a Sig Sqn. grass trying to take a sign with him. Luckily it was a strong sturdy sign. This was, however, dwarfed by LCpl Langton’s My first week saw me visiting the various departments and talking attempt to strip the paint off of a white house on the route, which to as many Sqn personalities as possible, finding out about their from then on was nicknamed ‘Langton House’. roles and responsibilities and where they fit into the hierarchy. Remembering the advice of someone older and wiser than myself that ‘attachments should be where you ask bone questions, not your first troop command’, I took advantage of the opportunity and came away with a much better understanding of both the Sqn and its role within 1 Mech Bde.

As a Bde Sig Sqn, 215 are undoubtedly very busy. The past few weeks have seen first line, Tp Comds and OC Sqn inspections, which have all led up to a visit from the Royal Signals Inspection Team. There are also a multitude of courses running at any one time, with an emphasis placed on getting troops upgraded to BCIP 5.4 – suffice to say that things move fast in a Bde Sig Sqn.

Having said this, despite being a busy period there have been opportunities for other activities. I was generously given an invitation to gatecrash a Cpls day out to Portsmouth, with an entertaining guided tour of HMS Victory followed by a look around the Naval Museum. More recently a trip to the DCCT at Blandford provided some valuable rifle practice, with the staff there able to give useful tips on improving technique. All those Learning the basics of the AFV 436 Bulldog attending enjoyed themselves and gained something from the experience, underlining the importance of such training even The final week of the course involved mock tests and a few other during busy months. lessons, like driving onto a low–loader. Guided by Cpl Douglas, we all completed it with no one driving off the side, which came The culmination of my time at the Sqn is a JNCO cadre, run with as a surprise after watching Sig McComish putting his headset the aim of developing JNCOs’ professional competencies in on upside down. preparation for their CLM courses. The course includes instruction on Defence Writing and Defence Instructional We all found the course enjoyable, for Cpl Douglas it was a hair- Technique, with individual presentations on technical and military raising 4 weeks, but we all know he enjoyed it just as much as we skill subjects. did, and his ribs will repair eventually in time. A trip to The Chelsea National Army Museum has also been ATTACHMENT WITH 1 MECHANISED BRIGADE planned, with a central presentation on the history of Afghanistan HEADQUARTERS AND SIGNAL SQUADRON (215) followed by syndicate research on a variety of topics which will – by 2Lt ‘Hello’ Darling then be presented on the final day. Organising the JNCO cadre has been enjoyable, and the experience will doubtless be of With the aim of gaining a bit of real-world experience and shaking benefit when organising events in the future.

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204 SIGNAL SQUADRON – 31 Jan 11, the morning was dry but chilly when the happy band of 6 walkers started the 84 mile “Hadrian’s Wall Walk” from OC Maj S Y Richardson Bowness-on-Solway to Wallsend. The first day passed without RSM WO1 (RSM) D J McCall incident and we completed the first 20 miles through the scenic centre of Carlisle. Once were collected by our admin support By the time this edition of The Wire goes to print the Unit will be team and taken to our luxury “Bunk Barn,” accommodation near in the middle of our commitment to help BOWTAG uplift all the Haltwhistle. We were treated to a meal fit for a king, all units within 4 Bde to BCIP 5.4, an undertaking that will take us up coordinated by Cpl Scotty Laundon RLC. to our deployment to Canada. A busy start to the year where we have completed RSIT and taken part in a multitude of sporting competitions and with the Unit proud to boast that we have 2 Army level sportsmen within our midst’s. Battle Camp and Tp Exercises are rapidly approaching, with charity events and inter- troop sporting competitions thrown in for good measure. All in all it should be a busy but enjoyable start to 2011.

EXERCISE HADRIAN’S WALL WALK - by SSGT Gough

Members of the Sqn MT were lucky enough to to walk the length of Hadrian’s Wall, the largest Roman structure outside Rome and a World Heritage Site. Unfortunately it was in February, so most of the local hostels and village shops were closed due to the weather conditions.The MT departed from Gaza Bks on Monday

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 73 Tuesday started dry and sunny (unusual for the time of year) as the MT against Alamein Tp, with Cpl Jim Morrison playing some we headed of on the second leg of the wall walk to Twice very good basketball, and Messina Tp won against the Tech Brewed. This leg was, however, more of a challenge due to the workshop with LCpl Nick Reynolds putting in some awesome hilly, undulating ground, the distance to be covered and the moves. The final game for the MT threw up a surprise with the on-set of minor or old injuries which took its toll on all walkers. Tech workshops beating them to set up a must win game for Thankfully the day passed without major incident and everyone Messina Tp against fierce rivals Alamein Tp. Messina needed to had grown bored of SSgt ‘Geordie’ Goughs wall history stories. come out with a win and a better point difference than MT to take We were collected at the end of the day by our admin support victory. There were some fine passing and moving from Cpl team and taken to Gaza Bks for a well deserved rest day on Daniel ‘Dicko’ Dixon and some swift feet from LCpl Andy Wednesday. Harker to set up Cpl ‘Simmo’ Simpson for a basket. With some further baskets from the Tp boss, Capt Winkles, the game was The MT returned to Twice Brewed in heavy winds on Thursday sealed and Messina smashed Alamein all over the court ending morning to continue the walk, however the band of brothers was up 12-0 winners. one short due to injury. The third leg of the walk took us to East- Wall Houses and was by far the hardest and longest day due to So the final scores on the doors were that Messina Tp had the gradient and undulating ground, also with a distance of over beaten the MT by 4 baskets to win the overall competition. Well 24 miles if we were to complete the challenge in 4 days. The day done to all those that had taken part and a special thanks goes to ended in dark with wind and rain for company. The walkers LCpl Steve Burton for playing a lot of basketball throughout the finished at 2000 hrs, pick up included a swift half to help the pain afternoon for both the Tech workshop and MT teams respectively. before retiring to the “Bunk Barn”. We were again pampered and treated to a meal loaded with carbohydrates. 204 SIG SQN VS 10 FD SQN RE 16 FEBRUARY 2011 – by Sig Damien Burrell Friday’s weather was wet and very windy but this did not dampen the spirits of the wall walkers, who were even more determined to 204 Sig Sqns second league fixture of the season was an away complete the 84 mile walk in 4 days. Continuing on to Hendon- tie against 10 Engr Fd Sqn in RAF Leeming. After a convincing on-the-Wall , at which point, thankfully, the undulating ground 4-1 win against AFC Harrogate in the Army Minor Units Cup, we ended and was replaced by a tarmac path following the River were looking to carry momentum into this game. We ended up Tyne through Newcastle to Wallsend. Boots were swapped for having a shaky first 15 minutes and got lucky when 10 Fd Sqn training shoes and day-sacks trimmed down to fluids and food had a goal disallowed for creeping offside. After 20 minutes we for the last 15 miles to allow the walkers to finish at Wallsend and had our first spark of brilliance as Cpl ‘Simmo’ Simpson took a the Roman Fort museum in time for a quick look round. The corner that was struck on the volley by Capt Grant Winkles. It admin support then whisked the walkers back to Gaza Bks for a would have been a great goal if it wasn’t for one of their well deserved weekend break. Special thanks must go to Cpl defenders deliberately handballing on the line. The defender was Laundon who supported us throughout the event, ensuring that sent off and Cpl ‘Dicko’ Dickson stepped up to take the penalty, he was in the right place at the right time to collect or drop-off only to have it saved by the goalkeeper’s trailing leg. However he walkers was a huge reassurance for all, coupled with his cooking later redeemed himself by taking a 30 yard free kick which he and administration skills, the ex ran smoothly. The 3 successful floated into the top right hand corner to give the team a 1-0 lead walkers who completed the whole of the 84 mile walk were, Sig going into half time. ‘Stefan’ Carson, Cpl ‘Steve-Kane’ White and SSgt Gough. We started the second half with the aim of putting the game to INTER-TROOP BASKETBALL COMPETITION – by LCpl Harker bed. However 10 Fd Sqn had different ideas and we soon saw ourselves 2-1 down. In the last 15 minutes the manager, Sgt On a fine Wednesday afternoon in January the Sqn held an inter- Edgill, decided to make some changes and Sig Lane picked up Tp basketball competition as part of the OCs Challenge Cup. a rebound from the post to level the scores at 2-2. Straight after Organised by Cpl Tommy Durbridge it consisted of 4 teams, one the kick off we went up the field and Sig ‘Damo’ Burrell buried from each department within the Sqn. The format was for each the ball into the bottom corner from outside the 18 yard box. team to play each other once over a period of 8 minutes, Within another matter of minutes Sig Burrell was on the score switching ends halfway through. All sides were depleted due to sheet again to give us a 4-3 lead with only minutes to push. the fact that drivers from the Sqn were required to pick up 20 FFR vehicles from Warminster. The 10 man 10 Fd Sqn piled on the pressure and managed to score a scrappy goal mouth scramble following a corner to draw level once again. A game we should have won ended up 4-4. All in all it was probably a fair result given the performances displayed by both teams.

ROYAL SIGNALS FA V AGC FA 04 FEBRUARY 2011 – by LCpl Latham

This Massey Trophy fixture was played at Blandford Camp and was the AGC’s first visit since they were promoted last season. The game could have been a test for the Signals as the AGC were the only team to defeat them last season, however team captain Sgt Rizza made his first appearance of the season after returning from Op HERRICK for the Corps side.

After the first 20 minutes the AGC proved why they were holding their own in this division, putting a lot of pressure on the current champions we had to step up a gear, and that we did. Sig Simpson was put through one on one with the goalkeeper and as he tried to round the keeper there was a fumble but Sig Simpson came out on top and scored a great goal. The AGC Team looked The first game started with a hard fought draw between an deflated and just before half time Sig Simpson was on target average Tech workshop team and Alamein Tp, with Cpl Steve again, this time slotting the ball passed the keeper with a quick ‘ladder legs’ Phillips being outstanding for the Alamein team. shot. The Signals Team took a 2 goal lead into half time. Next up was MT against Messina Tp. The MT came out as winners in this battle. In the next few games there were wins for The strong wind was against the Signals in the second half and

74 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 slowed the pace of the game dramatically, but we now had discover them to another 2 regular Signals players, SSgt Stephenson and LCpl be the second Haley, making their first appearance of the season having orienteering group returned just in time from Op HERRICK. With the Signals adding stopping for a pressure to the AGC defence it looked like we were going to get quick chat and a third goal, with it finally being scored by Cpl Moffet (after his 2 some earlier failures) when the ball fell kindly to his left foot in the box. refreshments. We The score ended 3-0 and the Signals carry on their unbeaten run heard about the at the top of the League. horrors still to come. The next EXERCISE WALKING RAT – by Sig Gunson leg took us on a descent into a On Wednesday 9 February 11 we embarked on our journey to huge valley The 3 Peaks for a day long orienteering/hill walking ex. Myself, covered in small Sig Tanner, Sig Boulter, Sig Cooper, Cpl Palin, Cpl Douglas, streams and often Cpl Wilson, LCpl Wilson and Pte Brookes began the ex under a waterfall, with the the instruction of Sig Neary. The day began with the collection final leg of our Careful of ration packs and a quick brief from Sig Neary. The cold, the journey being rain and the closing in fog made for less than desirable weather, relatively flat with the occasional light gradient were a myriad of but never the less we stuck on our boots and cracked on, arriving obstacles, from small streams to full flowing rivers! at our drop off point which, of all places, was a small country pub which was called ‘Hill Inn’. The first leg was led by myself and The end was in sight, and after covering around 11km across the Sig Boulter from the pub to a bridal way approximately 1.5km peak we discovered our final resting place was going to be away. Little did we know of the climb that would follow. another small country pub at the Ribblehead finishing point. After a long and arduous journey the group kicked back with a nice The second leg, led by Sig Cooper and Sig Tanner, ascended up cold pint and in the case of Sig Boulter, a jam roley-poley. The an old goat path which took us to about half way up a cliff face. day was a success and the ex had been both educational and a The height promised us a view it could not deliver, as the fog good laugh with Sig Neary providing excellent support and filled close to the entire landscape. As the leg came to an end, guidance to the young signallers. familiar silhouettes closed in on our position. We would later 16 AIR ASSAULT BRIGADE HEADQUARTERS AND SIGNAL SQUADRON (216) COLCHESTER

BRIGADE AIRBORNE INDUCTION COURSE AND PEGASUS P COMPANY COMPANY - by Sig Harper and Sig Meaden After a couple of days recovery, we then reported to Pegasus On 11 Oct we left Colchester to go to ATR Pirbright to conduct a Company, Helles Barracks, Catterick. This is where we were 2½ week pre-selection course designed to condition ourselves about to commence our 2 ½ weeks preparation training before physically and mentally to gain an insight into what was to be test week. After a day of initial screening, the first week expected at P Coy. At ATR Pirbright we undertook 2 PT sessions consisted of extremely arduous tabs and runs designed to weed a day, one in the morning and one in the afternoon. This was out the non-ferocious types not suited for service with Airborne meant to represent the 3½ week course we aimed to PASS! On Forces. the first day it was a constant matter of mental will knowing that you were about to be thrashed for a total of 6 ½ weeks. Week 2 followed pretty much in the same vein with increasingly arduous tabs including the notorious ‘Land of Nod’ and ‘Reverse The first week 10 miler’; the 2 day mil skills exercise ‘Pegasus Dagger’; was a gradual introductions to the assault course and burdens, such as the log build up of and stretcher, and of course the odd beasting in the gymnasium long distance to keep us busy. Finally, Test Week was upon us. Over a 5 day runs, tabs and period we undertook the following tests: Trainasium, 10 Miler, Log circuit training. Race, Steeplechase, 2 Miler, 20 Miler, Stretcher Race and Milling, We were also with the aim of attaining enough points to secure a pass and the shown how to privilege of wearing the coveted Maroon Beret. pack a Bergan Thankfully, due to the quality of the preparation training we efficiently, stay progressed through Test Week taking one event at a time. on top of Despite Sig blisters, Harper nutrition, taking a The Stretcher Race swelling or beating in his any other milling, that if injuries that may crop up within the course. Foot care was a nothing else main priority with the amount of miles we were about to improved his undertake. During the second week it started to become clear of good looks, the standards required as we were being monitored constantly we had throughout the physical and mental tests. We also visited finished Test Aldershot to be introduced to the trainasium, although there were Week and a few people who could not overcome reacting to words of took our command whilst at abnormal heights - this was to be expected place on as most people had not encountered this sort of confidence test Helles Parade before. The final period consisted of 2 test days in order to make Square sure you were up to the correct standard to arrive at P Coy, with waiting to Milling the required determination and motivation to succeed. see if we had

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 75 passed. OC P Coy called out our numbers individually and after Despite the very high attrition rate, P Coy did show that the men what seemed like an eternity we were relieved to hear that we who pass are not ‘superhuman’ nor ‘machines’, but merely your had passed and proudly received our maroon . average soldiers who, with the correct application, determination and mental attitude, proved they had what it takes. We both Outside SF selection, P Coy is regarded as one of the hardest consider P Coy to be the highlight to date of what we hope will military selection courses and it is testament to this that out of be a long and rewarding career and would recommend the 110 students who started the course, only 42 finished Test Week, course to any soldier in the Corps who fancies something of which 36 achieved a pass. Thankfully, we were 2 of those 36. different and a new challenge.

19 LIGHT BRIGADE HEADQUARTERS AND SIGNAL SQUADRON (209) LISBURN

OC Maj Nat Baker reluctantly handed over our ranks back to their rightful owners. I 2 i/c Capt Sarah Church still think that bidding for RSM for the day and getting it for £150 RSM WO1 (RSM) Ted Page was well worth it!

SQUADRON RANK SWAP DAY – by LCpl ‘Stanners’ Stanton THE BIG BANJO – by Sgt Mason

The Rank Auction itself took place in the Half Crown Pub on In early November 2010 it was brought to my attention that a camp and was organised and hosted by SSgt ‘Red’ Davis. The number of Bde HQ & Sig Sqn personnel enjoyed a bacon butty or minimum bid for each rank started at £25. The bids started off 2 every morning. Not being one to miss out on an investment quite slow until the auctioneer offered some of the more desirable opportunity it was suggested the we cash in on the idea, so was appointments. The QMs position and rank came up and went for born “The Big Banjo”, and Sp Tp were to run the event. It was a pretty sum, then the OC Sqn, which then became a bit of a decided that the profits made would benefit the Soldier Fund, battle. The RSM’s rank that night became a bloodthirsty battle with a contribution used to offset the Sqn Christmas function. between the OC, Maj Nat Baker and LCpl ‘Stanners’ Stanton, won by LCpl Stanton by some margin. After the initial hoop jumping (health and hygiene), approved suppliers and suitably qualified food handlers we were given the On 16 December at 0900 hrs the ranks were handed over in a go ahead to run the event under close supervision of one of the formal ceremony in SHQ. LCpl Stanton became the RSM of 19 finest chefs in the RLC Sgt ‘Mac’ McCartney. Armed with only a Light Brigade HQ & Sig Sqn (209) and he was loving every basic knowledge of what constitutes a good bacon butty and minute!! Sig Bobby Herron became the QM with the hope he brew I went out to do a little research. Deciding on 200 rashers could delete his 1157 and Cpl Hannah Townsend became the of bacon and 100 sausages and enough tea, coffee and Sqn PTI. Sgt Tracey Fairburn handed over her current position supplements to supply a small foreign country, we came up with as Alpha Tp Sgt for that of the OC Sqn and LCpl ‘Scouse’ Nealis an initial outlay of £160 to give us a projected profit of £229.43. It had the position of Sp Tp SSgt. was also decreed that anyone with even the smallest knowledge of bakery would make and bring cakes to increase profit margins. Once everyone was happy with the layout of the activities ahead we all took our positions and had a strict timetable such as On the morning of the Big Banjo the tables were laid out with carrying out a sqn walk round, parades and inspections. “RSM” everything a seasoned fried sandwich eater would require to Stanton conducted an RSM’s parade at 1030 hrs which was sure enjoy a greasy mid-morning snack and hot beverage, including to prove eventful. SSgt Nealis got the Sqn in good order on the hot chocolate and squirty cream for the QM, Capt Pete Griffiths drill square, “RSM” Stanton marched on to the Corps March and (not sure if it was an LE or an OAP thing). The meat was fried, then awaited “Maj” Fairburn to march on to inspect the Sqn. steamed and roasted to ensure no bacteria or flavour remained and all the bread rolls were cut. All the cakes kindly donated by During the inspection obviously all the “ex” seniors got marched Sp Tp personnel and the cake queen herself Mrs Gitti Campbell, off by the “RSM”, “LCpl” Ted Page was the first to be marched were laid out and portioned up. off because he was not showing enough boot and was not up to the RSM’s high standards! Also to get marched off that day was At 1000 hrs the doors were opened and the realisation of how LCpl ‘Bear’ Laird who was told to dance on parade with “Sig” many people enjoyed a strip of pig between 2 slices of bread ‘Rupert’ Wall. “Sig” Pete suddenly hit us. Everyone from Sig ‘Gats’ Gatrell to the Bde Griffiths was told to march Comd had come to support the event. We had even started a off and join the rest off the new Sqn sports event with SSgt Sean Kelly and SSgt ‘Taff the cool kids along with LCpl Tiff’ Millson REME having a meal deal challenge consisting of 4 ‘Red’ Davis as he was too butties, 4 slices of cake and 4 brews. “Green” for the parade!! Having fed the ravenous hoards it was time to tidy up, tally up At approximately 1400 hrs the and for some play with the left over cream (that’s a story for 2IC, Capt Sarah Church another day). After shifting most of the food and brew kit we headed prayers, which I am were able to record a total profit of £217. I would personally like led to believe was quickest to to thank every one who brought in cakes, including Cpl Hannah date at 15 minutes long! Townsend RLC, and Mrs Gitti Campbell and Mrs Emma Mason Once more brew drinking and for their help with setting up, serving and cleaning up. I would dishing out of press ups had also like to thank all the pigs for their participation in the event, been done we couldn’t wait without you the profits would have been mediocre at best. for our PT session. Cpl Hannah Townsend had 209 SIG SQN CHRISTMAS FUNCTION organised a steady state run - by Cpl Hannah Townsend and then a good hard session of British Bulldog that was After a busy and eventful year iit was time to start preparing for “Sig” Page and “Sig” Griffiths enjoyed by all. After the PT silly season: this was the long awaited for Sqn Christmas function mark time on Rank Swap Day session had finished we then which was being held at the New Forge Lodge Country Club.

76 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 The Sqn knocked off early in the morning of 9 Dec to allow for all Jedwards on the night, among the best were Sig Alex Godding, the nail, hair cuts and spray tan appointments, and that was just LCpl Rachel Jones, and LCpl Nealis, for the men. Everyone turned up at 7pm ready for the off, all suited and booted. Some took this to the extreme; Sgt ‘Perry’ The only duet of the night went to the OC & RSM, but I don’t Mason thought this was an audition for the child catcher off think they will be appearing on the X Factor anytime soon! After chitty Chitty Bang Bang. the karaoke it was time for the disco, and let’s just say Strictly Come Dancing won’t be calling We started off the evening with at the Sqn for potentials. The arrival drinks of bucks fizz, there performance of the night was then a chance to get a definitely went to Mrs Gitti photograph. The Bde Campbell, who when going to photographer was on stand by collect her prize from the money ready to take pictures of us all tree was still in dancing mode looking smart. Some people got a and manage to slide, skid, break bit carried away - SSgt Millson is dance and do the splits all in one yet to collect his photograph of him move. All the way up to SSgt and 2Lt Ali Wall in a very Davis who was giving out the compromising position (what ever prizes (to his amusement!). takes your fancy). We were all seated at 8 waiting the arrival of the All in all the Sqn had a very good OC & RSM and, after a few evening everyone thoroughly welcoming words from SSgt Davis, enjoyed them selves and it’s the meal got under way. thanks to the Sqn Christmas Function Committee that this We all tucked into an excellent ‘Probably the smoothest QM in the world….!’ Capt Pete Griffiths evening was able to happen Christmas dinner of ham, turkey and is unruffled by SSgt ‘Red’ Davis and 2Lt Ali Wall’s menacing and was a resounding beef with all the trimmings, apart glances success. from Sig Danny Taylor who had a liquidized version in a pint class due to a broken jaw - I think he The Sqn have now returned after a good Christmas leave ready was the only person of the night to down his dinner in one go! to kick off 2011 with all the enthusiasm and hard work that was After the meal and plenty of drinks later there was no shortage of put into 2010. candidates to take on the karaoke. There were plenty of

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OC Maj K J Grice 262 SIGNAL SQUADRON REFORMATION PARADE RSM WO1 (RSM) D P Churchward – by Cpl M J Castellari

FROM SHQ – by Maj K J Grice On Tuesday 2 November 2011 the formidable 262 Sig Sqn held its final parade and 662 Sig Tp was formed. The parade was a And so it comes to pass that certain of us shuffle off to pastures complete success to the joy of WO1 (RSM) Dave Churchward. new. When I took command in March 2010, the Sqn was Everyone was immaculately turned out and the drill was sharp, manned at about 120 all ranks, and alongside R SIGNALS, being led by the standard bearer Cpl Andy Williams, who included REME, RLC and AGC(SPS) . While this unit retains the swapped pennants with WO2 (RQMS) ‘Jinty’ Morgan marking same mission in close support to 102 Log Bde HQ, it will do so the changeover of the Sqn to 662 Sig Tp. The Sqn flag was with less people: 2 + 42 in fact. The plan is to invite augmentees lowered by Cpl Marcus Castellari, all the while a bugler from the from across the Royal Corps when needed during HFT – some of Band of 6 SCOTS played Last Post and then Reveille as the new those events on the horizon and closing in fast. The look forward 662 Sig Tp Pennant was raised. The parade was finished off by is between now (early February and early July 2011) where this some well chosen and inspirational words by the OC, Maj Kelvin collegiate concept will be tested. I know that elements of 1(UK) Grice. His words explained that while smaller in size, our mission ADSR will support us in March, and similarly elements of 3(UK) had not changed, and that we remained a close support unit to DSR later on in June while we support 102 Log Bde Staff on Ex the Bde Staff, while they undergo HFT . The chefs were on FLANDRES in the Champaigne region of France – this Ex already excellent form as a delicious curry lunch was provided in the Tp goes by the nickname Ned for obvious reasons – something to Bar after the parade. Morale was high on the day, although do with the Simpsons I’m told…SSgt (YofS) Matt Lutkin’s doing. mixed emotions were felt by all involved.

What follows below looks back over what this unit has achieved. The parade marks the end of an era as the flag is lowered on 262 Key events are mentioned, and while they are detailed below, I Sig Sqn, but everyone involved welcomes the new challenges must acknowledge the spirit and can-do attitude of all ranks being brought about by the formation of 662 Sig Tp. within 102 Log Bde HQ and Sig Tp (662). It has been a privilege to command the men and women that make up this unit. I have THE BIG BADGE APPEAL 30 HOUR ENDURANCE EVENT learned a great many things, and have witnessed some stand out – by Sig E M Thomas performances. Here, I must publically acknowledge the positive attitude and tenacity of my senior soldier, WO1 (RSM) Dave The Big Badge Appeal was set up by WO1 (RSM) Dave Churchward, as he has started the fight with cancer. I am Churchward, who has recently been diagnosed with cancer and buoyed by the news that this was caught early, and that his is being treated and cared for by Guy’s and St Thomas Hospital, chances of a full recovery are high. His strength and enthusiasm London. It is his drive and determination to give something back through adversity is an absolute wonder to behold. All in the Unit to the hospital, and in particular the chemotherapy day care unit wish you, Sandy and the boys well for the future, and look where he is being treated, which has spurred us into action. This forward to having you back at your fighting best as soon as has brought about a series of endurance based fundraising possible. events which will culminate with a charity cycle from Gutersloh to

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 77 Guy’s Hospital in London later this year. The first event was held that customers were arriving to shop and this made the last few within the NAAFI Max in Gutersloh on the 29 Jan 11, with a hours much easier. Again the team were surprised by the further event planned for Sennelager NAAFI at the end of Feb 11. generosity of people as the buckets took another hammering with cash making the overall amount just over 3300 Euros for the 30 hours.

This event is the first of a string of charity events that are being planned. It is hoped to raise up to 9000 Euros overall and with this first event and your help we have made a fantastic start. Online donations can still be made at

www.justgiving.com/the-big-badge-appeal

TOUGH GUY COMPETITION 2010 – by Cpl O L Wood

On 25 Nov 2010, a team put together by Cpl ‘Woody’ Wood and Cpl Jonny Gray went to Sennelager to take part in the BA(G) Tough Guy competition. When we arrived at the event it was extremely cold and snowy but we were still in high sprits. The race brief was given and we were at the start line ready to give it our all and then we were set off on our little jaunt. We started with a fairly good pace which was set by Cpl Gray, we were going strong until Sig Matt Grant started to feel the pace and Only 29 hours left to go at the Big Badge appeal endurance event slowed down to a relaxing WALK!!! We wouldn’t have minded but we were only 3 miles into the 10 mile route!! Firstly, a huge vote of thanks to Maj AJ Smith, LCpl Steve Brukshaw, LCpl Abs Narara, Pte Bennie Patel, Sig Matt We stuck together all the way round and kept sprits high, even Hodges and Sig Ewan Thomas (event co-organiser) and all the though Cpl Gray’s singing was something we didn’t really need supporters of the event held over the weekend of 29 Jan in to experience and LCpl Ralph Purrington was keeping us going Gutersloh. It consisted of these 6 personnel continually using a with his useless fact about plants and which ones we could eat. studio bike, treadmill and cross trainer for 30 hours with guest slots on 2 extra treadmills at hourly intervals. It was also joined We completed the first lap with no real dramas apart from Sig by WO1 (RSM) Dave Churchward who managed to complete 15 Grant who constantly wanted to walk, but we kept him going hours of the event overall and cajoled NAAFI customers with a promise of a Burger King when we finished. We were well throughout this period to part with their cash on entry and exit. into the second lap when the obstacles started to appear, to which Sig Grant decided he wanted to man up and take the lead The event started at 0900 and everyone was in high spirits. It which was fine until we were going through the cam nets with him must have been a strange sight for the NAAFI customers to be leading the team, when we came out of the other side he was greeted by 6 military personal on the treadmills, studio bikes and nowhere to be seen. We checked and double checked the net, cross trainers in the foyer whilst coming for their shopping on a making sure we were not leaving a man behind and he was still Saturday morning. Guest runners came thick and fast from the not seen. Then Sig Matt Hodges spied him on the next obstacle start on the 2 treadmills specifically set up for people to join the 600 metres away, so we all had to sprint to catch up. The last super 6. All these guest time slots had been booked prior to the couple of obstacles were through water which was freezing due event start and it was heart warming to see everyone volunteer to the weather conditions but we were spurred on by the OC, Maj their time for the appeal (thank you all). Grice who was getting some good pictures.

Lunch time rolled around and with it came the problems of eating and running at the same time. This is not as easy as it sounds as Sig Thomas found out, dropping his spaghetti bolognaise on the treadmill and somehow missing his mouth totally – he was limited to fruit and energy bars from then on! As time wore on, toilet stops came more frequently as the litres of water and energy drinks coursed through our bodies. To the NAAFI staff it was funny to see team members sporadically jump off their machine and run to the toilet and run back.

When darkness fell and with our collection buckets almost full from customers donations, the NAAFI closed to everyone but us. Our bodies were starting to fatigue, feet where starting to hurt, the pace was slower and bodies wanted to do the natural thing and sleep. Seeing the dark night sky and frost starting to form on top of things made the call for our beds even louder but we persevered throughout the night without stopping. Several of the team found themselves sporting designer imprints of the display screens as they slowed down and the eyes slowly closed only to be awakened by their heads hitting the screens! The guests that turned up through the night were amazed to see us still going and The Team getting stuck in the mud it was a welcoming to have new topics of conversation from them all. A big thank you to the OC Maj Grice for giving us an We crossed the line and were in much need of some warm dry kit impromptu music lesson with his bagpipes in kilt and blue and but our support minibus had disappeared with Sig Paul white painted face before taking his turn on the treadmill! O’Connor who had just popped off for a McDonald’s! All in all it was a hard day work but enjoyed by all and we are all looking As morning came so did the NAAFI staff, still stunned to see us forward to the next TOUGH GUY competition. plodding on. When the doors opened at 1000hrs in came the crisp fresh air which invigorated the team and cleared the air within the entrance at the same time. Time passed quicker now

78 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 OTHER UNITS

JOINT SERVICE SIGNAL UNIT (CYPRUS)

JSSU CYPRUS WIRE NOTES FOR FEBRUARY 2011 despite umpteen practices during the week! Angelique put her heart and soul into her performance and was rewarded with very CO Lt Col Dooley positive feedback from both the crowd and the judges. RSM WO1 (RSM) Walledge The final act of the night was ‘The Boy’s’. Despite having tried to AY NIKS GOT TALENT – by WO2 (SSM) Disley keep their act a closely guarded secret, rumours were rife and there was a definite feeling of excitement in the air. Cue curtains, In aid of SSAFA, The Mercury Theatre Group hosted ‘Ay Nik’s Got cue music (Tom Jones “You Can Leave Your Hat On”) and cue the Talent’, an eagerly anticipated station event following its hugely boys. Onto the stage they strutted, full of confidence and successful debut last year. With tickets selling out in a matter of Carlsberg and dressed in full RAF No1 Dress, gyrating and hours and demand still high, the decision was made to erect an thrusting, and whipping the female (and some male) members of outdoor theatre in which the show would be screened live for the the crowd into a frenzy. hundreds that had been unfortunate enough not to get tickets. Following weeks of planning, rehearsals and not a few tears and As the song progressed it became clear that not only were the tantrums the big night finally arrived. Cue lights, cue action, cue boys hot, they had rehearsed and their dance routine had been WO2 (RQMS) Paul Hounsell and cue the largest amount of talent professionally choreographed. The progressive removal of their to congregate in one place since, well since last year I suppose! clothes was met with shrieks and screams from the crowd. The act went down a storm, especially in the final throes when the The judges; CPO Taff Thomas, Maj (QM) Staccini, Mrs Sarah boys whipped off their black G-strings to reveal the only thing Mulchay, WO1 (RSM) Walledge and the CO, Lt Col Mike hiding their modesty was a fluffy blue elephant. The mob went Dooley, were known for their high standards and straight talking. ballistic as they left the stage to the second standing ovation of An imposing line-up for even the most hardened talent contest the night. contender. First on were ‘The Girls’ to warm up the crowd; dancing, strutting and prowling like felines on catnip with a well Voting followed then another intermission (more drinks and a choreographed and sexy dance to ‘Wilkomen’, accompanied by chance to try and retrieve the boys clothes from some of the the leotard-clad, and to be brutally honest, not quite so sexy Lt women) while the votes were counted and verified. Some time Cdr Steve Corps. A cracking opening to the show and obviously later the auditorium filled up again and the acts were brought well rehearsed the act passed without a hiccup to the well- back on stage to receive their justified applause from the deserved rapturous applause that followed. appreciative throng. However, there could only be one winner and when WO2 Paul Hounsell announced that ‘The Boys’ were The second act consisted of Sue and Katie Wyatt, aka ‘Wyatts it, the auditorium erupted! The winners were awarded the Ay Aloud’. Despite a previous warning by WO2 Pete Wyatt to keep Niks Got Talent trophy and a check for no pounds and a cheesy a firm grip on her microphone to prevent it becoming tangled up grin that money couldn’t buy. After another scintillating “Full in the curtain the performance began with Sue chasing it across Monty” performance the crowd made their way outside to enjoy the stage like a pedigree Greyhound chasing a rabbit. Still, the remainder of the evening. undeterred Sue and Katie banged out a belting version of ABBA’s “Super Trouper” which had the crowd dancing, clapping and singing along.

Act 3 came in the form of the Sgt Andy Campbell, the pre-show favourite and the act that all the smart money was on. Dressed as the old crooner himself Andy absolutely smashed Frank Sinatra’s “That’s Life”. It was obvious that the bar had been upped and when the song reached its final crescendo Andy was treated to well deserved standing ovation.

Following that performance the intermission took place, which gave the crowd time to reflect on the first 3 acts, charge their glasses and grab a burger. It also gave the tech types a chance to re-route one of the microphones, allowing the judges to abuse, WO2 Hounsell presenting ‘The Boys’ with the Ay I mean comment on the acts through the main sound system for Nik’s Got Talent trophy the second half of the show. First up after the interval was Sarah Feighery, with a very confident rendition of Dolly Parton’s “Jolene”. Dressed in a Partonesque little black number and THE CYPRUS 4 DAY CHALLENGE complete with blonde flowing wig, and dare I say it, brandishing the other main asset’s for which Dolly Parton is renowned, Sarah 25 November 2010 saw teams from all over Europe RV in Pafos certainly looked and sounded the part. for the first event of the annual ‘Cyprus 4 Day Challenge’. Unfortunately the 6 strong team had lost a couple of its members Despite a minor sound problem midway through, Sarah due to circumstances beyond our control resulting in the late call professionally soldiered on and delivered yet another crowd up of 2 willing volunteers. Special thanks must go to LCpl Danny pleaser, drawing more positive comments from the panel of Eccles who was such a last minute call up he even had to make judges. Angelique Watson slowed the pace down for act 5, with his own way to the start line. The first race was a 6km-time trial a performance of Wind Beneath My Wings – a song title that in which competitors were released at 10-second intervals. The WO2 Paul Hounsell still managed to tongue-twist himself over course was relatively flat and fast and we were all pretty pleased

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 79 with our finishing times that meant we were in 2nd place after day AY NIK SPORT CLUB (“THE STAGS HEAD”) GRAND OPENING one. More importantly the sun was warm, the pool was tepid and 19/20 NOV 2010 – by WO2 (SSM) Don Garner the Carlsberg was cold! After several weeks hard labour Sgt ‘Grimmy’ Grimshaw with his The 2nd day was an 11km Hill Run, this time with everybody team from HSW, the rugby team and 2 Sqn finally got the new setting off at the same time. By the end of the first km we were club to a good enough standard (although not complete) to open all a little bit confused by a hill run which had so far failed to the facilities. The official opening ceremony on 19 November saw produce even the slightest of inclines. However, the old saying the CO keep with tradition by kicking a rugby ball (after some ‘be careful what you wish for’ was about to come back to haunt coaching from Lt Cdr Steve Corps) over the new club, this was us. followed by a couple of quiet beers.

From the 2km point to the finish the total ascent was 600m with the first placed runner completing the course in just over 50 minutes, the rest of us mere mortals finished around the1-hour mark with everybody in full agreement that by comparison, day 1 had seemed like a walk in the park. Unfortunately we were losing touch with the team from the UK in 1st place, but we had opened up a decent gap between ourselves and the German team placed in 3rd.

Still not to worry, the sun was getting warmer, the Carlsberg was getting colder and the pool was so inviting that even the CO could not resist. Day 3 was a ½ marathon which started at 600m above sea level and finished at sea level with a 300m climb thrown in for good measure. Although not as steep as the previous day it still felt like hard work and the long downhill phase challenged the legs in a different way, leaving the quads feeling like they were going to explode. Everyone was pleased with their individual times and by the end of day 3, barring a miracle from Lt Col Dooley kicking a rugby ball to open the new Sports Bar the Germans; we were guaranteed 2nd place. With all in agreement we RV’d in the pool for a few Carlsberg’s! The next day was the grand opening (yes any excuse for a social). The day started with a “friendly” between the RAF The 4th and final day of the challenge was a much welcomed against the Rest of the World. The RAF team captained by SAC easier 10km run. By this time our legs felt like they were made of Shane McMullen, started the game brightly by taking a 7 point lead, making it feel like the hardest 10k we had ever run. Still lead. Unfortunately for the RAF this would be the first and last everybody completed it and cemented our overall 2nd place. Not time they would see the try line. bad considering that if there had been a prize for the most Carlsberg drunk by any one team we may well have taken it. The RoW captained by Cpl Pete Moffatt started to dominate and went into the break 24-7 up. The second half carried on in the COMMANDING OFFICER’S FAREWELL – by Lt Col Mike Dooley same vein with the RoW team dominating a tired and rapidly depleting (due to injury) RAF team. It has been an honour to serve as CO of JSSU (Cyprus) during a period of significant change. The backdrop to this photograph, After several more tries backed up by some great conversions shows the new generation of satellite dishes, indicative of the from Cpl Richie Saether (who also received man of the match), ‘front end’ to significant operational advances that this Unit has the final whistle went with the RoW winning 45 – 7. made over the past couple of years, which in turn continues to underline the strategic and operational importance of this Unit As the sun set on a day of hard fought rugby it was time for the post SDSR. players to nurse their injuries with a couple more quiet beers, this time followed by a few noisy beers thanks to the live entertainment. The evenings entertainment started with “Welsh Elvis” warming the crowed with a couple of well known Elvis/Tom Jones classics, this must have stirred the Welsh loins of Sgt Andy Campbell as he took the mic and gave a rousing performance of Delilah! With the 120 strong crowd now in party mode, out came the “Blues Brothers” who kept everyone entertained with the usual classics.

During the interval “Welsh Elvis” kept the melodies going and also drew the raffle, which contained prizes such as bottles of Zambuca (the preferred tipple of the Stags Rugby team) and the usual oversized cuddly toy which was won by BFBS radios’ Abigail Firkin.

Next up were the “Rock Chicks” who certainly roused the male part of the crowed judging by the wolf whistling and heckling! Lt Col Mike Dooley handing over the Unit to Lt Col They also provided some great music covers keeping everyone David Worden entertained. The evening raised €600 for local and Unit charities was closed with “Welsh Elvis” in the trademark jump-suit This period has also seen the Unit change its shape, size and performing some classic Elvis numbers. structure to better focus on the operational outputs that it delivers. Throughout all of this change, which has potential to be The Unit Sports Club now forms and integral part of the unwelcome, the serving members and their families could not community hosting all the various sporting teams on camp. have been more supportive and I am proud to leave a very tight, coherent group stepping forwards into a bright future for JSSU (Cyprus).

80 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 DE&S ISS ISP SAI

behind was the IT cell and then UHQ. The bench press was a bit OC Maj Paul Williams one sided when LCpl ‘Noodle Arms’ Williams completed 50 USM WO2 Dave Pope reps with 40kg in 35 seconds… UHQ gained points on the cycling event – the fastest to complete the 10Km was the OpsO, THE 2010 BFSAI CUP – Sig Edwards Flt Lt Simpson with a time of 15min 41s.

The BFSAI cup is an annual competition that all 12 units within The final individual event had Mount Pleasant Airfield records Theatre compete for. The competition comprises one event per being broken with the incline run. The speed of the treadmill was month. For 2010 these were: a swimming gala, five-a-side set to 10km/h and started off at 1% incline which increased every football, cross country, Super Teams, volleyball, uni hoc, potted 2 minutes. Eventually there were 2 left standing at 26 minutes sports, kwik cricket, racket sports, netball, a stretcher race, the and a 14% incline. Sgt Shelley gave in to Sig Jones, but it turkey trot and finally a sports quiz. For the last 3 years, the wasn’t finished there because ‘Jonesy’ was on for beating the BFSAI cup has been won by the Resident Rapier Battery (RRB) camp record of 26 min 49 secs set by the RAF PTI’s. ‘Jonesy’ but this year was going to be different. After a brilliant Combined dug deep to beat the record which is now set at 26 min 59 secs! Service effort from DE&S ISS SAI throughout the year, by the time we were putting a team together for December’s event, we only The last event of the day was a command task in the pool had to come fourth to win the cup. The turkey trot involved a involving burdens, a capsized life raft, swimming several lengths 1.7km run with the team of 10 from the unit being tied together. and the requirement to get in the raft and paddle a length as a Unluckily, we were narrowly beaten by the RRB but by coming team. To throw a twist into the event the last round was double second it meant we had won the BFSAI cup for the first time in point’s so everyone had a chance to gain places. UHQ put in a as long as any one could actually remember! It also meant that good performance and completed the task in 7 mins 10 secs. by the time we did the sports quiz on the same evening we didn’t SYSCON and IT CELL couldn’t manage to get close to them and have anything to worry about, so every one could just relax, have CMIS came in on a time of 7 minutes 7 seconds to take victory. a few beers and reflect on our hard fought victory. A special The day was finally rounded off in Sharkies where CMIS were mention has to go to all the members of the team for the brilliant very happy to regain the Colin Jack trophy presented by the OC, effort through out the year, including all those who achieved some Maj Williams. The afternoon was enjoyed by all and provided an excellent results at the start of 2010 and have since left theatre. opportunity for DE & S ISS SAI to compete as sections and show The competition starts all over again at the end of January with a why we did well in the BFSAI cup. ‘Sports Day’ competition and the competitive spirit is still high amongst all the current ISS members. Hopefully we can give our CBF’S COMMENDATION AWARDED TO SGT LANE successors in theatre a strong head start for 2011…

ISS SAI receive the BFSAI Cup from COS, Gp Capt Taylor Cpl Naivalu, Cpl Ronner and and Sig Jones, part of the victorious CMIS team, complete the burden retrieval on the final event COLIN JACK TROPHY INTER SECTION COMPETITION - Sig Maher and Sig Haslam Sgt Lane was recently awarded the CBF’s commendation for The Colin Jack Trophy is a quarterly Inter Section competition meritorious service during his 6 months in the Falklands. introduced to JCUFI (now ISS) in Feb 86 after the tragic death of Employed as the SNCO Cable Maintenance and Installation Sig Colin Jack at Fitzroy in a RTI. A variety of competitions are Section (CMIS), responsible for the day-to-day management organised throughout the year. A fitness challenge incorporating and repair of all fixed infrastructure in the Falklands, he worked all sections within ISS was to start off 2011. The USM, WO2 to improve the CIS infrastructure at MPC, facilitating the Pope put together 8 individual events with every team member introduction of MJDI, MPTE and JOCS to remote locations. competing in 2 events and a final team event in the pool. These tasks often involved physically demanding work in adverse weather conditions, against demanding time The Competition began with a Multi Stage Fitness Test with CMIS constraints. Since arriving he has been fully commited to the taking an early lead when Cpl ‘Cuddles’ Ronner was the last job at hand, the Unit and the Theatre. He has given his all man standing. The next event was to complete 100 press ups in throughout; always leading by example, he has improved the shortest time possible. It looked like LCpl Cheeseman had working practices, introduced military and trade training for his done enough to win the event for Syscon but Cpl Ronner section, and has been a superb role model for his subordinates. showed stubbornness to win again. Two win’s for CMIS; a good start for them. After CMIS took an early lead it was time for IT, On behalf of HQ BFSAI he deployed to Ascension to assess the UHQ, and SYCSCON to claw some points back. Sig ‘Downey’ condition and performance of mission critical infrastructure, Edwards looked like he was going to win the 2km rowing event producing and implementing a plan to reduce the level of risk until he fell off his seat and was beaten by SAC White. Close currently being held by ACOS J6. This was particularly

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 81 impressive as it involved working in 30 degree plus Unfortunately CBF and the COS couldn’t stay for the full days temperatures throughout the day in order to complete the task play but we continued after they had left and played another 4 in time. Despite his hectic working routine Sgt Lane has thrown scenarios including ‘Elimination’, ‘Capture the Flag’ and ‘Drop the himself into supporting the Unit and the wider BFSAI Boss’. community. Always the first name on any team sheet for the BFSAI Cup, he has participated and been the driving force in every event during his tour. He was the Unit team captain for the charity ‘Escape the Falklands’ event, helping to raise £2000 for Blesma and ensuring ISS won the event by several thousand miles. He designed and built shelves and rails for the Thrift shop, and assisted with another charity event - the SSAFA Big Brew.

Sgt Lane is recognised for the commitment, loyalty and excellent example has shown during his 6 months in the Falklands. THE RETURN OF MPC PAINTBALL – LCpl Gough

Sat 8 Jan 11 saw the reopening of the much loved MPC Paintball Centre. Run by ISS, getting the centre reopened had been a project of mine since I arrived on the Falkland Islands. I was pleased that were now able to host our first game with a new team from ISS-SAI. The 18 participants arrived in good time to Sgt Lodge moves to protect the CBF, Commodore Thicknesse in the inaugural game

The latter saw our OpsO, Flt Lt Simpson donning white coveralls with targets on them and selecting his 2 most trusted teammates to protect him whilst everyone else unleashed all hell on the group from every direction. In this round the OpsO was the only player allowed to be immortal and continue after being shot. Upon learning this detail he decided to simply charge at everyone and take them out before they had a chance to shoot him, which to his credit worked, apart from when I decided to shoot him between the eyes!

After the fun of ‘Drop the Boss’, we decided to move onto our final round called ‘Ironman’. Teams and friends no longer applied and it was every man for him/herself so that all players can use up the remainder of their paint, air or courage (whichever is first) and try to get as many hits as possible because you cannot be knocked out. Sadly though, Cpl ‘Shooter’ Kelly took Sgt Lane receives his commendation from CBF, a paintball to a rather delicate area and decided to remove Commodore Thicknesse himself from the arena early on! greet the CBF and COS and, along with my 2IC SAC White and marshals LCpl Nixon and Sig Urwin, we delivered the safety All in all, everyone had a fantastic day and can’t wait to come and brief for the day’s play. The first game was ‘Protect the VIP’ with play again. We have taken several bookings for the upcoming CBF and the COS playing the VIPs for each of the 2 teams. months and are also looking forward to the ISS-SAI vs. HQ BFSAI Thanks to good teamwork from both sides neither of our VIPs competition on Sat 12 Feb. It’s looking good for the future of took a hit (despite the talk from Pte Wayne Mackie). MPC paintballing.

SANGCOM

As salaam alaykum! Cycle, from definition of the requirement through acquisition, entry into service and service through to disposal. This makes it SANGCOM - or the Saudi Arabian National Guard a particularly exciting place to work. As you might expect there Communications Project Team to give it its full title – was are major differences to working in Saudi Arabia. Ask for a established under the terms of a Memorandum of Understanding chance to see for yourself at an APC Roadshow coming to you between the British Government and the Government of Saudi soon! Anyone interested in spending a fulfilling tour in Saudi Arabia on 19 March 1978. Its mission, which has remained Arabia should contact the Team on [email protected] basically unchanged throughout its history, is to recommend, field and support the best, affordable Information and Communication VISIT BY MAJ GEN TG INSHAW CB Services Networks for the Saudi Arabian National Guard (SANG). Although it consists mainly of UK military personnel and UK civil SANGCOM sits directly under the Director of Information Systems servants, supplemented by a number of locally employed and Services (D ISS) as a detached element of the DE&S. The 10 civilians, it is entirely funded by the Saudi Authorities and acts as year, high-value programme of work being delivered to the SANG their trusted agent in all negotiations with our Prime Contractor, requires careful management; to have resources available and to GPT Special Projects Management Limited. Although the Team is be given the direction to deliver a capability and soon with based in Riyadh, it has outposts in Dammam and Jeddah as well consummate quality is an unusual pressure in today’s economic as a small but vitally important UK element sitting in Corsham. climate. Maj Gen TG Inshaw CB visited the team in February to SANGCOM is growing. Very much more than a simple IPT or be briefed on the programme and attended the subsequent Delivery Team, it encompasses all aspects of the Procurement Strategic Review Board, which is chaired by the SANG

82 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 Commander Signal Corps. “Crack on”, was the message. Not to magical setting for many merry people to get into the Christmas miss a photo opportunity the Director was requested to formally Spirit. It was great to see a full venue and enjoy the company of open the recently constructed MAJLIS (meeting centre), the the East and West regional teams along with guests from the ribbon cutting ceremony captured brilliantly on camera on the 3rd ex-patriot community. It ensured a full dance floor and provided take! He also presented Iraq and Afghanistan medals to WO1 a chance for Capt Ian Flannery (dressed down as usual in a (YofS) Steve Hamblin and WO2 (FofS) Paul Wright respectively, striking white silk scarf and matching crocodile shoes) to throw a both tall in stature, but sadly not in height as the spectators tried few original shapes that failed to impress and left the audience in vain to catch a glimpse of them dressed in their Sunday best. wondering if the time in the gym was really worth it!

The children’s party was a huge success, another marker in the sand for the Civil Servants. They were kept entertained throughout, the highpoint being the ‘turn Dad into a snowman’ competition!

WO1(YofS)Hamblin tracked down 5 years on

Here’s one I prepared earlier

New Years Eve Camp. For those not able to get away over the festive period the alternative was a night under the stars complete with dinner and camp fire songs. WO1 (YofS) Steve Hamblin took on the role of camp administrator providing for a Regimental Dinner style sit-down meal and setting up a desert cinema complete with BFBS TV to allow New Year celebrations to be followed around the world. Lt Col Kevan Thornber and family prepared and served an exceptional 3 course meal to approximately 50 diners dressed for dinner! In the words of Maj (Tfc) Kenny Kendrick, it went down like a ‘house on fire’!!

Pantomime. Cinderella was the Producer’s choice this year. Volunteers to participate in community initiatives or make the effort to support from the stalls are a key ingredient to making WO2(FofS)Wright having completed just enough with one day entertainment work here in the Kingdom. With 2 ugly sisters to here two days there recruit, Dyspepsia and Sciatica our Programme Director, Brig Congratulations to WO2 (FofS) Paul Wright on his selection for David Hargreaves reluctantly (tongue firmly in cheek) took on promotion to WO1, a quiet 5 minutes (for him) was suggested to sister ‘D’ to the audiences delight as he took centre stage in a mark the occasion. A disappointing 45 seconds later needs no variety of costumes each more gaudy than the one before, the further comment; take note the USSO, forewarned is pre-armed! one-liners rolling off his tongue. The cast gave a great The Programme Director Brig David Hargreaves introduced Maj performance, with a great choice of song and dance and a script Gen Inshaw to one alternative means of executive transport. well adapted for the local environment. We can’t wait for next year…”oh yes we can” ……

THE DESERT - RIYADH POOLS

After a relaxed night of desert camping, a family group of team members drove out further into the desert for a trek to the Riyadh Pools and a barbeque before returning home. The walk was quite challenging for the smaller individuals, (the Yeoman coped well!). The reward was a natural beauty spot, which at the right time of year is a stunning spectacle of the pools linked by waterfalls and rivers. Sadly on this occasion it was severely depleted of water, although across the channels the frogs were out in strength and very vocal!

When you said, “1st class seats on the camel train... SANGCOM CHARITY HALF MARATHON 2011

Under the clear blue Saudi sky over 100 competitors gathered for FESTIVE PERIOD the 5th annual SANGCOM Charity half marathon. Race Winter Festival. Social events underpin the strong family base conditions were perfect, the 6-lap route was flat and fast and the that is vital to team well-being. Our Civil Service colleagues temperature rose from 10 °c to a warm 19°c throughout the race. volunteered to organise the ‘SANGCOM Winter Festival’, and the The event was run to raise money for the ‘Saudi Disabled result was a superb event in the Cordoba Village function centre Children’s Society’ and ‘Help for Heroes’. Approximately £8000 that had been transformed into a winter wonderland, providing a was raised. The race was started by Her Majesty’s Ambassador

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 83 Sir Tom Philips. Lt Col Jonathan Turner managed a credible Hazelwood’s wife Wendy who finished in a time of 1hr 53mins. 4th position in the 2.6 mile fun run, behind the winner 9 year old Brilliant effort! The event was extremely well organized by the Jack Miller and 2 other children! Maj Owen Finnie, complete ‘team educator’ Capt James Darnbrook ETS and was very well with wobbly knee, was the first team member over the finish line supported by local businesses and residents. in 1hr 50mins. The fastest female competitor was Maj Jason SPORT

ROYAL SIGNALS BASKETBALL

- by WO2 (FofS) Matt Williams the girls performed the impossible and set up a cast iron defence denying the RLC any baskets and even managed to score. At Team Manager Capt (TOT) D Chamberlain this point the crowd were all on their feet, embroiled in the game Head Coach SSgt Piper and screaming at the top of their voices. With less than 2 minutes to go, we were up by 1 point when Cpl Jemma Williams The annual Inter Corps Basketball competition took place at was injured in a 50/50 challenge, leaving her sprawled across the Prince William of Gloucester Barracks, Grantham over the period court. Coach Piper went on court to ensure she was ok. 15 to 19 Nov 10. As a minor sport within the Corps, the squad Unfortunately the rules state that Jemma would have to leave the have very few opportunities to train and play together and so the court until the game is next stopped by the referees. week before is used as a development and preparation period Unbelievably and never before seen at the Inter Corps, this left us before the competition. The original plan to train in Portsmouth with 2 against 5. With 30 seconds to play the RLC scored the fell through again at the last minute, however 30 Sig Regt last basket of the game. We missed out on a place in the final by provided an excellent alternative. Our thanks to all that helped 1 point but produced the performance of the week. Ladies you pull it together at short notice (RHQ, QM, QMSI and Medical were amazing! Centre staff). The week finished with the annual meal and prize giving. Prizes The training week brought the usual frustrations of corralling the are given to the players’ and coach’s chosen player of the players that have not arrived for a multitude of reasons and tournament. The top award “The Moir Cup”, presented to the excuses. The female team, which had diminished from 8 to 4 in Corps by the then WO1 (FofS) Kev Moir, is awarded to the less than a week were the major concern this year. Attempts to player that brings the most to the squad, shows total find an interested, fit female in the Corps proved a very difficult commitment on court and embraces the ethos of R SIGNALS task indeed. It was not until the Friday before the competition basketball. This year the prizes were awarded to: when LCpl Kirsty Price (30 Sig Regt) saved us the embarrassment of not entering a female team into the Coaches Player of the Competition (Male): Sig Phil Tomczak competition. The development week is an essential activity that Coaches Player of the Competition (Female): Cpl Sarah Ball pulls the squad to work together, master the plays and tactics as Players Player of the Competition (Male): LCpl Les Hartland well as improve match fitness. This is achieved through a Players Player of the Competition (Female): LCpl Jemma minimum of 6 hours in the gym per day and a fairly similar figure Williams in the bar, talking about it at night. Each day improvements were Moir Cup LCpl ‘Pre’ Nuptial made under the careful direction of Head Coach SSgt Steve Piper. The week finished positively, with no injuries and all Thanks go to the management team for pulling it all together and focused on the competitive week ahead. Entertainment on the SSgt Adele Robins for coming up to officiate with Maj Nev evenings was ably provided by Sig ‘Gonzo’ Gornall. Smikle and SSgt Steve Piper. A special thanks goes to Mrs Sonia Carr, our physio, for giving up her own time and keeping Arriving at Grantham on the Monday morning, the ladies were the more mature team members on their feet. straight on court against the AGC. Unfortunately, the match cobwebs weren’t blown out until the final quarter, when it was too late to make up the 16 point difference. The day didn’t improve with the Division 1 and 2 male teams suffering similar results. The standard of basketball at the competition improves every year, with the game becoming faster and the competitors more athletic. The week continued with more disappointment for the male teams, Div 2 lost every game by at least 20 points and the Div 1 side struggled to reach their full potential until their last game against the APTC. They finished the week with a convincing win but it was still not enough to progress to the cross over phase of the competition.

The 5 strong female team went from strength to strength through the week beating the REME 46-2 and progressing to the semi- final. The semi-final was, without doubt, the game of the tournament. We faced the competition favourites, the RLC with a Dates for the 2011 competition are 24 Oct – 4 Nov. We are 12 strong team. Not phased by an opponent with more players always looking to find new talent from around the Corps. If you on the bench than we had in the team, our ladies took an early are interested in playing, officiating or need referees for your Unit lead, but the strength of the RLC started to make a difference competition, then contact the Team Manager: and they turned the lead round, finishing the half 10 points up. Capt Duncan Chamberlain We came back with renewed determination (great half time Tel Mil: 94382 5866 speech coach!) and drew level. The lead alternated between Tel Civ: 01225 745866 each team before disaster struck. The lack of subs took its toll Email: [email protected] when LCpl Kirsty Price was fouled off, closely followed Cpl Army Basketball Web Site: Sarah Ball, leaving just 3 of our players on court. Despite this http://www2.army.mod.uk/basketball/index.htm

84 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 c

CORPS SKI CHAMPIONSHIPS

Maj Andy Arthurton getting some 'Air' off Brig leap in the Army Down Hill Race

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 85 2010 was my 6th year at the Corps camp and throughout the years I have worked my way through the ability groups. The last 3 years I have had the fortune of being in the top group. In more recent years this group has been led by a local race coach called Risto aka “The Stig.” His knowledge and training is invaluable and has enabled the Corps camp to produce some very talented skiers. We now need to gather these skiers together to challenge other Corps at the Army Championships.

Racing at the Corps Champs this season was severely hampered by the weather. The first 2 weeks of the camp saw very little snow and we had to do all our skiing on the local glacier which was typically very cold! The snow finally arrived just in time for racing so we moved down to the warmer slopes of the Smittenhoe. The race officials worked hard and did a fantastic job to ensure we were able to race, even drilling into the mountain below to set the course.

1 (UK) ADSR set out to ensure I wasn’t going to get everything my way this year by flying out an additional team member in the form of Maj Nicky Porter RADC who is the Army ladies number 1 skier! Racing between us was very close with only tenths of a second splitting our times. Other competition came from Sig Kane Crawford, also from 1 Div, who put in some very quick times and Sgt Phil Dransfield from 14 Sig Regt (EW) who was consistently quick and was rewarded with the top veteran prize. All my determination and training paid off though and I was thrilled to finally win the Corps Championships! None of this would have been possible without the efforts of SIO Mark Geddes in preparing and maintaining the team’s skis – thanks for all your hard work.

RACING AS A NOVICE SKIER – by Sig ‘Ron’ Rouget, 11 (RSS) Sig Regt

After spending a year at AFC Harrogate and 10 months in Blandford I was offered the opportunity to attend the Corp ski camp in Zell am Zee, Austria know as Ex MERCURY GLACIER. I thought this was an experience that I should not miss, especially as a Phase 2 trainee. So I paid my money and off I went on an epic 23 hour drive to Austria!

Having never skied on snow before I found the first day very interesting but by the end of the first week I was really getting to grips with it, and by the end of the second week I had moved up 2 groups. It was not all about the skiing; I also learnt some new skills and can now maintain and prepare skis for general use and for racing. Weeks 1 and 2 were a bit of fun learning to ski and finding my legs.

The third week, however, was a completely different league, now we were training, going through courses, practising on smaller gates called “Stubbies” and learning how to turn without losing speed.

Week 4, race week! This was where the past 3 weeks came Capt Ali Sergeant together. I took part in all the race events which was a great experience and a real challenge. The Slalom at the end of the week was the most difficult as it was a technical course set up in blizzard conditions.

At the awards evening I was pleased to be presented with Slalom Novice Champion, Giant Slalom Novice Champion and then Combination Novice Champion, not a bad week’s work! I had a great 4 weeks in Austria and can’t wait to get back to the next Corps camp, on the skis I won this year. I would defiantly recommend this Ex to everyone.

I was also lucky enough to be released to compete at the Div Champs in France after Christmas leave. This was a whole new level of skiing and included speed events like the Downhill. Another great experience!

THE CHIEF INSTRUCTOR – by WO2 (RQMS) Andy Dawson

It has again been my pleasure to be invited to carry out the duties of Chief Instructor for the Royal Signals Alpine Skiing Champs and team coach for the Div and Army Champs. This year’s Corps Championship, held annually in Zell Am See, Austria, was slightly smaller than previous years, mainly due to commitments that the various Royal Signals units are currently on. That said it was still a highly successful camp with over 60 Racers competing in the final week of racing.

My thanks must go to the team of professional and enthusiastic instructors that assisted me this year and to their units for agreeing to release them for what is a considerable length of time. Particular thanks go to the hill team for their hard work during race week under Sig Aaron Rouget the watchful eye of Lt Col Huw Jenkins, Chief of Race, producing what was a fantastic championship (no one likes to stand still for 5 hours on a race piste). Lastly a big thanks to Capt Susie Wallis, without whom this event could not have taken place; her job starts in April writing the warning order and organising the accommodation, lift passes, political clearance and many more things too numerous to mention (including my constant telephone calls to see if it’s time to go skiing yet!).

My personal congratulations go to Sgt John Howe of 11 (RSS) Sig Regt who became the Royal Signals Alpine Champion, Capt Ali Sargeant, also of 11 (RSS) Sig Regt who won the Female Championship, receiving the Charlotte Pitstra Memorial Trophy, and finally Sig Aaron Rouget a Phase 2 trainee from 11(RSS) Sig Regt who won the Novice Championships. Congratulations finally to the 11 (RSS) Sig Regt team, led by Capt Andy Rea, who are now the Royal Signals Team Champions having enjoyed healthy competition with their closest rivals, 1 (UK) Armd Div HQ & Sig Regt.

86 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 COACHING THE CORPS TEAM – by WO2 (RQMS) Andy Dawson

The team from 14 Sig Regt (EW) and individuals from 30 Sig Regt, HQ 11 Sig Bde and 3 DSR, along with myself, travelled overnight (in a restricted minibus) to meet up with the team from 11 (RSS) Sig Regt who, compared to us, travelled over in complete luxury and even had an overnight stop.

Once we were corralled into accommodation, booked in at the race office and bought food under the watchful eyes of Maj Andy Arthurton and Capt Ali Sargeant, it was down to preparing skis as the racing started the very next morning.

My main task as the race coach is to ensure all the racers are happy with the course prior to racing on it and to give help and advice on skiing technique and specific training for certain events. As most of the racers had attended the Corps Championships they were happy with Slalom and Giant Slalom technique but it was still good to show the less experienced members how to read a course for the quickest way down. The victorious 11 (RSS) Sig Regt Team

The main difference came when we moved onto the speed events. These events can quickly see a racer accelerate to speeds in excess of 80kph and in the case of the Army downhill over 100kph - dress up in lycra, put on a helmet and some swimming goggles, put you head out of a car window at that speed and only then will you know what it feels like (please don’t try this at home!).

It important that racers have the correct equipment for these events so armed with new Super G and Downhill skis for this season, funded by the Corps Games Committee (thank you) every one skied very well and I must take my hat off to all the racers especially the ones in their first or second season skiing who have the bottle to tackle an event like this, which would put the fear of God into most skiers.

There was a definite air that the competition had stepped up a gear and so had the standard of skiers and the difficulty of the courses. It was a comment of note from other teams that we had a professional air, not only having a race coach on hand but also being dressed the same and working well together, (next year we are hoping to have Corps team suits as the Corps instructors suits will not last if used for racing as well - more money please Corps Games Committee…)

I have very much enjoyed my time involved in Royal Signals Skiing in one form or another over the last 23 years and I would like to thank all the people that have allowed me to pursue a sport that I am so passionate about and all the skiers and racers that I met over that time for their commitment to the sport. I am handing over the mantle of Royal Signals Alpine Chief Instructor to Cpl Chris Day of 21 Sig Regt (AS) next season and I can only hope that he will receive the same support that I have enjoyed.

ROYAL SIGNALS ALPINE TEAM AT THE ARMY CHAMPIONSHIPS – by Maj Andy Arthurton, 30 Sig Regt

The pinnacle of the alpine ski season, for those selected, is the Army Championships. They follow immediately after the Div Championships and the Corps competes against other Corps/Regts represented by their best racers. Through some last minute negotiations during Race Week at the Corps Alpine Championships in Dec 10, it was possible to identify likely representative candidates for the Corps Team to compete at the Army Championships in Serre Chevalier, 20-27 Jan 11.

The team is not chosen until the night before each race and is dependent on individual performance throughout the whole season, not just at the Corps Champs. The races are conducted as either team or individual races (Super-G and Downhill are combined events) and so the Corps team comes together for the team races, 4 in total: Slalom, Giant Slalom, Super-G and Downhill. A team consists of 6 racers and the result is based on the combined performance of the top 4 racers, so there is more pressure on the top 4 racers but it is essential that all team members race their hardest to get the best possible result.

This season saw some very credible performances from 2 individuals, Sgt John Howe and Maj Andy Arthurton, regularly finishing races in the top 15. Some of the Corps’ known good racers were not available this season which stopped us from being competitive as a team, best placed 4th in the Downhill race.

The Corps is yet to develop specific training opportunities for the Corps squad following the Corps Championships and prior to the Div and Army Championships, mostly because of the finance required enabling it. However, plans are in motion to rectify this and make it possible and affordable for the better skiers to be prepared for the Army Championships in years to come.

If you are a good skier and have some race experience or think you might have the aptitude to be a determined racer then you need to come to the Corps Championships in the first instance. Capt Ali Sargeant receiving the Charlotte Pitstra If you are a keen Tp Comd or an enthused SNCO then make sure your unit is Memorial Trophy represented at the Corps Championships as well as the Div and Army Championships – you’ve got to be in it to win it!

Photographs by kind permission of Maj (Retd) Paul Ford. Anyone wishing to buy copies of the photos from the Corps Camp can do so by contacting him at [email protected]

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 87 EXERCISE SNOWJACK 2010 THE ARMY SNOWBOARDING CHAMPIONSHIPS by LCpl Mickey Sheard, 207 Sig Sqn

Chairman Lt Col A Knott MBE Team Captain Capt Catrin Jones

After a whopping 20 hour drive, the Royal Signals Snowboarding Team arrived safely (no thanks to Cpl Kitty Deeley’s driving on the wrong side of the road) in Neustift, Austria ready to compete at the Army Snowboarding Championships, Ex SNOWJACK 2010. The team, 8 strong, completed a week of official team training prior to the competition phase commencing.

The team was instructed by Bas Elhorst, a Dutch professional snowboarder for 7 days prior to the competition phase. The training was focussed on preparing the team for competing in the Parallel Giant Slalom (PGS), Snowboarder Cross (SBX) and Slope Style (SS). The most difficult part of the training week was sticking to the regime and not heading off to ride the lovely fresh powder all the time, although Bas managed to justify some freeriding as part of our SBX training. Sadly he was only with for the first week, however he had managed to set us up in a strong position for the Championships. We bid farewell and our thanks to him with a meal and some drinks in a local restaurant. He made us laugh, and confused the waitress, with a comment about Wifi and ice cream, but you really had to be there to get it.

The ASA committee delivered a well run competition this year, and credit should be given to the hill team who endured incredibly cold conditions on the glacier in order to allow the races to run. The Stubai glacier is renowned for its particularly chilly conditions and each year the Army snowboarders turn up prepared with plenty of warm layers to face the cold and biting Cpl Bibby & LCpl Sheard relaxing between training wind. However. this year was exceptional. We endured ambient temperatures down to -32 degrees C plus wind chill, which took temperatures down to -50 on one particular Slope Style training day – not exactly ideal conditions for being in the park. The team first competed in the PGS. In the ladies competition, Cpl Denise Swift finished 3rd, with Capt Cat Jones 4th and Cpl Deeley 6th. The men raced well, giving some of the established army riders a run for their money, securing 4 men in the top 16, each being knocked out by the riders finishing in the top 4. Focus then shifted to the blue- ribboned event, the SBX, where once again the team secured 4 men in the top 16 and 3 girls in the top 6. This put the team in a strong position overall before going into the final Slope Style event.

The weather conditions significantly impacted the amount of training that the team could complete prior to the Slope Style competition, however with strong riders like Cpl Sam Bibby and Sig Karl Pittam, the team were confident that they could match the results already achieved. Unfortunately Cpl Bibby took a fall in his runs, probably because he was dizzy given the amount of spins he was doing! Good clean runs, however, from Sig ‘Big Air’ Pittam, and Sgt Phil ‘Shifty’ Mulligan, finishing 2nd and 4th respectively, ensured that the team scored well overall. The girls

The Corps team at Ex SNOWJACK

performed well, with Cpl Swift finishing 2nd and Capt Catrin Jones 3rd.

The team came away from the Army Championships as overall Corps Ladies Team Champions, Overall Corps Open Team Competition Runners-Up (in an incredibly close competition with the REME), Ladies Individual Competition Runner-Up and with 3 riders achieving podium finished in various events. The team were praised by the Army Team Manager, WO2 Andy Moore RAMC for the professionalism with which they attended the championships and for the significant progress the Corps team has made during this season.

88 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 INTER SERVICES SKI AND SNOWBOARD CHAMPIONSHIPS 2011 by Cpl Nick Drabble, DSG NWD

Having spent 3 weeks after Christmas leave training hard, and mostly unable to walk thanks to the special “deleleration” training given by SSgt John Craig APTC, the Army Snowboarding Team set off for Meribel to compete at the Inter Services Ski and Snowboard Championships 2011, which also marked the Combined Services Winter Sports Association 60th Anniversary. Sadly, Cpl Sam Bibby picked up an injury during his snowboarding holiday over Christmas leave and Cpl Dee Swift was unavailable due to work commitments. Both were left at home to get their snow fix by watching Ski Sunday.

Coaches, Mike Pearse and Pro-riders Nelson Pratt and Joe Howard, worked us hard for the first week. Long days on the slope dedicated to training ensured that the Team were fully prepared to take on the Navy and RAF, and long evenings waxing and re-waxing ensured that our snowboards were equally prepared. The team competed in PGS, SBX and Slope Style, with commendable performances by Sgt Phil Mulligan (9th PGS, 7th SBX and 5th SS), Sig Karl Pittam in the SBX and Capt Catrin Jones on the rails. The Army Men’s Team performed well throughout, consistently achieving better placed finishes than the

RAF and Navy, and retained their Inter Services Team Championship title for another year. The Army Ladies’ Team was toe-to-toe with the RAF Ladies throughout the competition, and assuming that the RAF had won, it came as a welcome surprise on Corps Riders at ISSSC prize-giving night, that the Army Ladies Team had won overall, albeit by a rather narrow margin. Army Team riders Capt Si Nicholson and Sgt Sarah Marriot respectively won the Men’s and Ladies’ Overall Individual Championship too – affording the Army Snowboarding team a clean sweep. Sgt Mulligan was one of 6 Army snowboarders selected to represent the Combined Services Snowboarding Team at the British Snowboard Championships, in Lax Switzerland in March.

Any R Signals personnel interested in Snowboarding should contact WO2 (RQMS) Dom Graham (2 Sig Regt) or Capt Catrin Jones (Ops Offr, 299 Sig Sqn) for further information. The Royal Signals Snowboarding Championships, Ex MERCURY GLACIER II, will take place 6 – 19 March 2011 in Rauris, Austria.

Sgt Mulligan ‘rails’ at ISSSC

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 89 CORPS GOLF

The competitive golfing season is now upon us. The season normally runs from late March through to the end of September. The Corps have a number of events throughout the year notably matches with other Corps and teams and also Spring and Autumn meetings, allied to this there are AGA events both regional and national. With the exception of the Inter Corps event, all AGA competitions are entered as individuals and further information is available via their website http://www.armygolf.co.uk/. There are also Army Officers Golf Matches via the AOGS.

The table below summarises the main events for the year.

ELIGIBILITY: Royal Signals golf matches are available to all golfers who hold a handicap of 18 and below. The normal entry criteria for the Corps meetings is a maximum handicap of 21, however this should be confirmed as this will vary depending on numbers attending. However, for handicaps 22 or above, you will be required to play off 21 throughout the competition. All events are open to both male and female competitors, and also both serving and retired. AGA events criteria will be available via the website.

CORPS TEAM: Annually the Corps enters two teams into the Inter Corps championships at Saunton Golf Club in early July. We have been fortunate over the last few years to put forward some good performances, notably in 2009 winning the Plate Competition. The teams comprise the lower handicap golfers from the Corps and generally all golfers with single figure handicaps will be considered. In order to showcase talent for this selection it is imperative that those wishing to be considered for this event enter the Corps Championship in order that the Corps Captain can assess those players.

Ser Day/Date Fixture Location

1 Wed 23 Mar Infantry Royal Winchester GC

2 Wed 27 Apr AGC Tyrells Wood

3 Fri 29 Apr Corps (North) Spring Meeting Catterick GC

4 Wed 4 May & Thu 5 May Corps Spring Meeting The Ashley Wood GC

5 Tues 10 May RN Comms Kingsdown GC

6 Mon 16 May to Wed 18 May AGA Open Championship Frillford Heath GC

7 Fri 27 May RAOC Catterick Garrison GC

8 Tue 7 Jun & Wed 8 Jun Inter-Regional Championship Worksop GC

9 Wed 22 Jun RA Salisbury & South Wilts GC

10 Thu 30 Jun REME Henley GC

11 Sun 3 Jul to Fri 8 Jul Army Matchplay Championship Saunton GC

12 Thu 14 Jul AMS Basingstoke GC

13 Wed 20 Jul ACC Army GC, Aldershot

14 Tue 9 Aug AAC Salisbury & South Wilts GC

15 Tue 2 Aug & Wed 3 Aug AGA Stableford Championships Whittington Heath GC

16 Wed 17 Aug RE Hankley Common GC

17 Wed 7 & Thu 8 Sept Corps Autumn Meeting The Ashley Wood GC

18 Tues 13 Sept RAF Regt Mentmore GC

19 Fri 9 Sept Corps (North) Autumn Meeting Catterick GC

20 Wed 21 Sep & Thu 22 Sep Army Inter-Unit Championships Catterick GC

21 Fri 23 Sep RLC St Annes GC

Further Details:

For all matters relating to Corps Golf information is available from the Secretary R Signals Golf on 94371 8175. R Signals Golf President – Col Olly Halstead R Signals Golf Captain – Lt Col Paul Bosher R Signals Golf Secretary – Capt (TOT) Bob Pace R Signals Corps Championships – Maj (Retd) Keith Pritchard

And finally, as a reminder, the Corps Spring Championships will take place at The Ashley Wood Golf Club on Wed 4th and Thu 5th May. Entry forms have been sent both to known individuals and Unit golf officers. The closing date for entries is 22 Apr 11.

For further information contact either Gaz Greaves on 01258 48 2725 or Keith Pritchard on 01258 48 2817.

90 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 Branch News. Mrs Ann Watson has taken over from Trevor Sig David Mulot 1979-85 Smith as Hon Sec of the Leeds Branch. Ann can be contacted Cpl Chris Heap 1990-date 2 Sig Regt on 01943-874 022. Trevor had been in office for well over 30 Sig Ken Sanders 1947-49 years and we offer him our sincere gratitude for his outstanding Sgt Barrie Smeeth 1980-96 contribution. Bob White has taken over from Dewi Treharne as WO2 Stan Hollis 1962-86 Secretary Loughborough Branch. Our thanks to Dewi for his time Cpl Peter Johnston 1971-78 Air Fmn Sigs Assn in office. The 602 Sig Tp AOF has been renamed as “Assn of Sig Julian Adams 1989-94 friends (Special Comms). The contact remains as Dennis Addey LCpl Terence Ashcroft 1955-57 Southport Branch on 01242-238 535. or [email protected] Sgt Chris Haigh 1972-96 WO2 Dan Heath 1987-11 Facebook. The RSA is now trialing a page on Facebook. This LCpl Barney Yabbacome 2005-11 can be found at: Sig Malcolm Campbell 1974-78 WO2 Simon Fawthrop 1972-90 Dorset Branch http://www.facebook.com/pages/Royal-Signals-Association/1706 LCpl Graham Copestake 1980-85 11396316671?v=wall&ref=pdem Sgt Steve Hemmings 1967-91 Sig Adam Wreford 1988-97 Corps On-line Memorial Book. The Corps Memorial Book is Sgt Ron Foote 1965-87 now open to anyone wishing set up a ‘celebration page’ in Sig Shaun Harrison 1988-96 memory of a loved one or friend. If you wish to set up such a Sig Dennis Mitchell 1975-80 page, click on the relevant name in the Book, which will take you Cpl Jason Topping 1986-11 to the entry form. The Book was created initially using names of Cpl David Hendrick 1993-date those who passed away from Jan 2010, additions from all eras Sgt Craig Buckingham 1997-11 are now welcome. The link is on the RSA ‘Home page’. Sgt Mathew Jennings 1997-07 Sgt Julian Davey 1988-11 If you wish to add a name to the Memorial Book, please send the SSgt Mal Campbell 1988-11 details below to the Admin Officer, Royal Signals Association at; Cpl James Bleach 2000-11 [email protected] Details required are:- Former rank, Cpl John McGee 1989-11 Christian name(s), Known Christian name/knickname, Surname, Sig Barrie Day 1959-61 decorations, date of death, Service in the Corps (From…. To……. WO1 Graham Reeves 1964-04 years). Also, if known; former Service number. Sig David Steadman 1966-71 Sgt Paul Engering 1969-89 The opportunity is also there to make a donation to the Royal Maj Mark Tivey 1978-date RSS Signals Benevolent Fund in memory of someone special. Sig Brian Anderson 1950-52 Sig John Johnson 1983-91 Annual reunion 2011. This year’s RSA reunion will be held at Capt James Perry 1937-48 Blandford Camp over the weekend 18-19 June. Full details Sig Colin McIntosh 1971-76 (including order forms for car passes and meals) can be found on Sgt Guy Farmer 1984-97 the RSA website. Those without this facility may request a hard Sgt Bob Todd 1965-79 copy from Assn HQ.

New Life Members. A warm welcome to the following recently enrolled Life Members:- DONATIONS

Rank/Name Service Branch/Unit Dennis Jones £ 5.00 Mrs Mary Britt £ 30.00 LCpl Dickie Hudd 1954-56 Account balance at the Sig Gerry Gibbons 1951-53 closure of Hartlepool Branch £1096.52 LCpl Tyson Pickett 1996-08 Brighton Branch Estate of Ivan Roy Lidstone £20,000 Sig Frank Maton 1943-47 In memory of Bob Jarratt Sig Mark Davies 1979-97 Darlington Branch RSA £ 50.00 Cpl Bob Linnett 1974-88 Funeral collection £ 301.41

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 91 Darlington Branch RSA in memory in the nether regions of Farnham. Miraculously everyone found of Harry Jackson £ 50.00 the place and arrived in time to enjoy a glass or 2 before settling Cambridge Branch RSA £ 50.00 down to the serious business of sampling the mouth-watering Anonymous £ 816.18 menu. The tables looked very festive as did Branch members, Lincoln Branch RSA £ 50.00 once they had pulled their crackers and donned paper hats. Our Tayside and Fife Branch £ 34.00 Secretary, Mary Pagan, was in a generous mood and organised a J C T Richards £ 50.00 free raffle, yes “free.” Unsurprisingly everyone departed happily Lorraine Phair in memory into the cold of the afternoon enveloped in a mellow glow, feeling of Tony Phair £ 99.00 they were in good training for the Festive Season proper. RSA Huddersfield Branch £ 100.00 Maj (Retd) J Radford in memory of Brig C E Tonry OBE £ 50.00 Donations in memory COTSWOLD BRANCH of Lt Col Frank Walker £ 149.00 In memory of Lt Col J A Montague Chairman Ray Woolley from A and B Mackay, J and E Barnes, C and E Davies, A and S The end of 2010 proved busy. On the evening of 24 Sept we held Forty, R and A Chilcott, A Salazar, our Annual Branch Dinner at The Victory Club Cheltenham. It N and J Lee, V Falla, R Sample, was attended by 32 Members and Associates, and all enjoyed a G and B Caldwell £ 255.00 very good 3 course meal. Our Chairman Ray Woolley introduced Exmouth Branch RSA £ 100.00 our guests for the evening, Area Representative Jim Ross and his Maj (Retd) E H Le Quesne in wife Betty. Jim told us about himself and his roll in the RSA and memory of Lt Col John Montague his plans for the future under his auspicis. MBE and Sgt Eddie Whiffen £ 25.00 Vernon Thomas in memory On 4 November Stuart James planted the Branch Cross of of Pte Harry Waldron £ 30.00 Remembrance on the lawn outside the Municipal Offices. This Sgts Mess 7 Sig Regt £ 166.66 took place in the company of the Mayoress, some of the Council Nigel Pullman Trust £ 50.00 Members and the Chairman of the British Legion. There were so Certa Cito Lodge L8925 £1000.00 many Regts represented this year; Father Time unfortunately OC and Team, Comms Planning taking his toll. It was conducted dutifully and with its deserved Office, HQ 2 Sig Bde £ 900.00 reverence, but sadly seemingly having little effect on passers by.

On 13 November the Branch entertained 16 members of 252 Sig ALDERSHOT BRANCH Sqn stationed as Injim Barracks, Gloucester, to a Skittle Match and Social Evening at the Victory Club. Their contribution to the raffle helped in no small way to sell the Branch funds. Thanks to Chairman Noel Moss all the ladies who helped to make this a very successful evening. Secretary Mary Pagan On Remembrance Day, due to a nasty fall, Mike Walker was Readers of the The Wire will recall that for many years the Gurkha unable to carry out his usual duty of laying the Branch Wreath. Rifles were stationed at Church Crookham and, as a result, there This Homage was carried out by a cadet to whom we were very remains a very strong Friends of The Gurkhas Branch in nearby grateful. That evening at the Cheltenham Town Hall a Festival of Fleet. Every year they arrange a concert by the Band of The Remembrance was held. The same format was followed as Gurkhas, which we endeavour to support. Last year in November previous. Thanks to those Members who managed to brave the we were there in strength to enjoy an entertaining programme very inclement weather to attend. All in all this rounded of what under their Director of Music, Maj Wayne Hopla, not forgetting seemed to be a very busy couple of months. his Assistant Director, Capt Sewanta Purja Pun. Afterwards our party adjourned across the road to the Gurkha Square restaurant to enjoy an excellent curry supper with all the trimmings. In passing, we note from the press that Aldershot is being inundated NORTHERN IRELAND BRANCH with ex-Gurkhas coming to settle here, so no doubt there will be many more restaurants to choose from in the future! Chairman Mr Jim Reilly Hon Sec Capt Ian Wolfe The Branch held its Christmas social at the Jolly Farmer pub, near It is gratifying for the Branch to report an increase in numbers in Bentley in Hampshire. Skittles 2011. Seven ex-members of 40 (U) Sig Regt (V) joined us when have been a long time favourite, the Regt disbanded. We welcome this influx of “young blood” to with hotly contested team activity our ranks as the number of stalwart members has reduced due to within the Branch and so it was infirmity (many of us saw service over half a century ago). Our again this year. Despite appalling new members are Tommy Johnston, Paul McCann, Lynda weather conditions a considerable Whitley, Steve Chambers, Dave Chrystal BEM, Gary Shaw and number braved the elements to Glenn Campbell. In addition, Robyn McCullough also ex-40 (U) take part in the challenge and Sig Regt (V), joined us at our January meeting. enjoy the occasion. The buffet meal was also on a festive theme Sadly we report on the death of long-serving member Jim Weir and there was plenty to sustain all who died on 26 January. Jim served in Royal Signals at Clonaver comers. Teams were selected at for 32 years. He continued to be a regular member of the Branch random under the scrutinizing until his illness finally claimed his life. Weir, as he liked to be stewardship of Jean Wilson and Mike Wilson concentrates, called, was always known for surprises. We’ve just learned that, named after prominent Corps watched by wife Jean and not long after Jim passed away, his grand-daughter gave birth to establishments, the 'Blandford' Chris Endean a baby boy. The baby will be named Alex, because of Weir’s team being eventual winners. long support of Manchester United and Alex Ferguson. Individual prizes for the ladies went to Pat Lavelle and for the gents to Chris Endean. After getting into the spirit of Christmas A record turnout was recorded, despite apologies for illness and at the Bowling Night, Branch members continued the movement holidays. It was good to see Branch President, Maj (Retd) Noel at a pub lunch at what has become our “local,” the Bat and Ball

92 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 Johnston in the chair presiding at the AGM. An unexpected an important message here for all ranks of the serving Corps that member present was Sammy McMillan with his new pacemaker. when they leave, whilst they may find they do not miss some of A Life Member welcomed back was Sam Totten who had been the rigours of service life, they may miss the camaraderie that unable to attend due to a clash between meetings and job. Now goes with it, but there is no reason to be lonely following retired, we look forward to seeing Sam quite often. Another long- discharge. The local Association branch is one of the best places distance member, Jimmy Cameron from Lurgan, was at the AGM to find friends as its members come from the same background with wife Charlotte. We respect them for making the long trip in and a warm welcome can always be guaranteed. Even if you do winter. The election of officers was carried out with few changes. not know any of the existing members you will almost certainly Positions of Branch Chairman, Secretary, Treasurer, Membership have much in common with them and quite often you will have Secretary and BIM remained the same. Noel McBride was mutual serving or ex serving friends. These commonalities proposed and accepted as Assistant Secretary. Carole Cameron quickly help forge new friendships. But back to the Branch news. was re-elected to Welfare Officer by popular consent, retaining During the year Col (Retd) Phil Whitemore accepted the vacant the offices on Auditor and Blandford Co-ordinator. position of Branch President to reflect the increased membership and to help raise the profile of the branch. He has since been Ted Russell became 80 in February but nobody would believe appointed to the judiciary as a magistrate in the Salisbury area, that. Teddy doesn’t seem to have aged in years. He was in the so the members are clearly going to have to behave themselves. Army Cadet Force as a boy; later at Queen’s University he joined To err on the safe side, Chairman Dick Offord decided to change the OTC and was commissioned into the . A the entertainment programme and cancel the wild drunken orgies change of to Royal Signals saw Ted in Clonaver Park he was planning to organise in coming months! where most of us knew him from 1967. One unkind comment in a birthday card to Ted said: “You haven’t aged a day since I first The main met you at the Mess Dinner, you looked about 80 then” social event of the year As usual, we issue an invitation to all serving or ex-members of was the Royal Signals, regular or TA and ex-members of ATS/WRAC who annual lunch served with Royal Signals, to join us at Clonaver Park TAC, held for the Belfast, on the third Wednesday of each month. second year running at the 16th Century 4 READING BRANCH star Rose and Crown Hotel at Chairman Mrs Pauline Tennant Harnham on Secretary Lt Col (Retd) Hugh Nealon the outskirts of Salisbury. Our contribution for this edition of The Wire is a little brief, We were very however we shall report more fully in the next edition. By that Phil Whitemore presents Dick Offord with his 50 pleased to be time we shall have held our AGM and discovered how many new year badge and certificate joined once volunteers we have found to serve on the Committee! again by members from the neighbouring Southampton and Winchester Branches. The highlight of the event was a speech In the meantime, nobody wants to be by guest speaker Maj Gen (Retd) David McDowall CBE who reminded as to how quickly the years was accompanied by his wife Valerie. In his speech, Gen are passing but it is 7 years since our McDowall painted a positive and informative picture of the old standard was laid up. We serving Corps and its current operations. The raffle raised £100 thought readers might like to see the for charity. accompanying photo of the old standard on the west wall of St As the annual lunch was held early in October it was felt by some George’s church, Tylehurst. St members that this could count as our monthly meeting, but John George’s is the garrison church in Shires, the Secretary, declared that he would (dutifully) attend on Reading, although the garrison has the third Thursday of the month as normal in case anyone should long gone. Brock Barracks is now turn up. As it was, it was a notable occasion as 20 members the home of what is left of our local actually attended that evening, which was the largest turnout for Territorials and the cadets. Sadly the Royal Signals Troop was a normal meeting for some years. Every few months the branch removed under the latest Defence Review, and the nearest Royal has continued to hold meetings at various local pub restaurants Signals representation is 94 Sqn in Windsor. where we have met over an informal and sociable meal. This arrangement seems to be particularly enjoyed by the ladies and we intend to continue this idea. SALISBURY BRANCH In the first meeting of 2011 when we combined our AGM with a pub restaurant night, Phil Whitemore sprang a surprise on Dick Offord by presenting him with a 50 year badge and certificate Chairman Maj (Retd) Dick Offord signed by The Chairman of the RSA, Brig Nigel Wood, in Hon Sec Mr John Shires recognition of 50 years of service to the Royal Signals and the Royal Signals Association. Richard Bull resigned as Branch The Salisbury Branch has had another good year as membership Standard Bearer for health reasons. The Chairman paid tribute to has continued to grow. We have been delighted to have been his long and outstanding service in this appointment. His joined by Des Faherty, Damian and Sharon Dix, Ray and comments were roundly endorsed and applauded by the Connie Patrickson, Dougie and Sue Brisco and Bill and members. Brenda Davison. Having recently relocated to the Salisbury area, we hope that Bill makes a full and speedy recovery from his If anyone serving or retired living in the Salisbury area would like recent serious illness. further information about the Salisbury branch and its activities please drop a line to the Chairman Dick Offord at richard@ Whilst potential members of all ages are always very welcome, it offords.net or Secretary John Shires at [email protected]. has been particularly encouraging to have been joined recently by younger ones, some of whom are or were still serving. There is

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Chairman Mr Mick Teague SEVERS - Sgt George Thomas Severs died 28 January 2011. Branch Secretary Mr Tony Hull George Thomas Severs, who in the last Tony and Beryl Hull will be holding their Annual Barbecue on quarter of his long life was the remarkable Sunday, 17 July 2011 at their home in . Any BEBA founder and mentor of the Royal Signals members in the area or visiting Bournemouth will be very 254 Old Boys Association, was born welcome to attend. Please contact Tony Hull on 01202-770261. on 3 July 1928 in Gravesend. One of The BEBA Annual Reunion will again be held at the Staverton 7 children he was the son of a pre- Park De Vere Hotel at Daventry on 16th/17th September. Further war regular soldier, also called details can be obtained from Tony Hull as above. George Thomas Severs. His early life was spent in married quarters in We are, unfortunately, still losing members, the latest being Larry army barracks in UK, Gibraltar and Gray who died on 29 January and who will be sadly missed. Yorkshire. At age 10 he became a boarder at the Duke of York’s Military Tony Hull would like to hear from anyone who remembers or has School in Kent. Not long after the any information on the ventriloquist Dick Calkin. Dick served in outbreak of World War Two the school the Royal Corps of Signals from 1939 to 1945 and arranged an was evacuated to Saunton in North Devon. Army show known as “The Signal Lights of Variety”, which George remembered fondly his days as a entertained thousands of troops and broadcast for the “Ack Ack ’Dukie’ as it turned out to be a very suitable prelude to his life and Beer Beer” shows. Tony, at the age of 14, was on the stage with work. On reaching the then school leaving age of 14 in 1942, Dick Calkin and also served as a Dresser for Old Mother Riley. George joined the Royal Corps of Signals as a boy soldier apprentice in Catterick. That year saw the restart of boys training in the Corps after it had ceased at the start of WW2. George was therefore one of the new original boy soldiers in the LAST POST Corps. George left boys training in 1945. Man service saw him serving in Catterick, the and Singapore, reaching the rank of Name and Rank Served Years Died Sgt although he had been an acting SSgt during his time in the Far East. He left the army in 1954 on completing 8 years with the WO2 GE Appleyard 1938/67 07/02/2055 colours, thus completing 12 years in the Corps with boys‘ service. Lt Col DA Barry AMBIM 1947/78 30/12/2010 He married Margaret, who became a local school-teacher, in Sig FG Brewster 1943/46 11/12/2010 1956 and they had 3 sons, David, Malcolm and Michael. The Sig J Cantrill 1944/48 23/12/2010 year of their marriage was the time of the Suez Emergency and, Maj DJ Chetwynd 1939/72 28/12/2010 as a reserve soldier, he was issued with mobilisation papers for Maj ER Cox 1939/46 21/01/2011 call up, but the papers could not be served as he and Margaret Cpl WK Donnelly 1963/76 27/01/2011 were on a secret extended honeymoon, not even their close Sgt EW Drury 1939/46 31/12/2010 family members knew the location. By the time the newlyweds Maj JA Dunbar MBE 1935/67 19/01/2011 got back, the emergency was over and call-up abandoned. Cpl PA Evans 1957/68 13/01/2011 Sgt HD Fennah 1962/67 16/01/2011 Civilian life saw him join the newspaper printing industry on the Sgt SJ Franklin 1965/80 24/02/2011 communications side and he soon rose to posts of responsibility. Sig JT Gibbins 1977/86 01/01/2011 He became, in the quaint terminology of the printing world, Father WO2 L Gray 1951/78 29/01/2011 of his local (communications) Chapter. George had many other Cpl RE Gunby 1956/59 05/01/2011 absorbing and volunteer interests including the boy scouts, for WO2 GL Hall 1948/60 03/03/2011 which he became the area secretary, member of the local bowling LCpl JA Harris 1954/56 19/11/2010 club, active member of the Hersham Village Society, the SSgt WW Hindmarsh 1939/47 21/01/2011 Fellowship of the Services and the local branch of the RSA. Sig AE Hoare 1951/53 01/12/2010 Sgt MGA Langley 1966/94 07/12/2010 In the summer of 1990 RHQ Royal Signals had the bright idea of Sgt JF Luffman 1940/46 31/12/2010 staging a dinner on the eve of the Corps Reunion Weekend at WO1 JF Morrow MBE 1960/82 12/02/2011 Catterick for former boy soldiers who had served from 1942 to SSgt DH Norrie 1962/84 17/02/2011 the closure in 1948 of the Boys Training Sqn on transfer of the Sig MG O’Brien 1961/70 02/02/2011 existing boys to join the Apprentice School at Harrogate. Maj Maj DK Pawlow 1971/08 28/01/2011 Gordon Schofield, then at RHQ, with the help of Lt Col Peter Sig BP Peacock 1955/58 11/11/2010 MacNaughton and Maj Dai Rees, canvassed some 70 fellow Sgt RTR Peart 1939/46 10/02/2011 ex-boys and more than 40 were able to attend. Most had not Maj JW Roberts 1948/78 17/02/2011 seen each other for more than 45 years, however, they quickly Sig PJH Rowley 1978/82 15/01/2011 became teenagers again with an avalanche of nostalgic stories Sgt GT Severs 1942/54 28/01/2011 (although ’teenagers’, as a group, had not really been invented Sgt GF Sherlock 1942/57 07/12/2010 way back in the 1940s). It was such an absorbing and enjoyable LCpl MK Stojanovic 2007/11 14/02/2011 dinner that one resourceful person collected the details of all the Cpl PW Thomas 1941/46 19/02/2011 attending members with the objective of staging another reunion. Cpl P Thornton 1986/97 01/01/2011 Cpl J Weir 1958/90 26/01/2011 George Severs was that resourceful man who then set out to try Cpl KJ White 1946/49 04/03/2011 to reach as many ex-boys as he could with the help of canvassed magazines and other avenues. That first year he had personally contacted some 250 more ex-boys and he was able to organise the first 4 day reunion at Scarborough in the Autumn of 1991 for 100 plus ex-boys. The idea caught fire mainly due to George’s

94 THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 enthusiasm and complete dedication. He coupled his personal when 66 Sig Regt (TA) was superseded in 1967 to become 40 (U) canvass of former boy soldiers with the production of newsletters Sig Regt (V). Weir’s TA service ended in 1990 after 32 years. giving details of the ex-boy ’finds’ all over the world. That first reunion was followed by long weekend reunions each autumn at It would be impossible not to mention Jim Weir’s outrageous top class hotel venues located within the midlands allowing for personality. He teamed up with another incorrigible character, easier access for UK and world-wide residents. Eddie Niblock, in the early years. The 2 of them were akin to the ‘Likely Lads’ of TV fame. They disregarded formality and many George, as founder, became the first Chairman of the 254 OBA rules as though they weren’t applicable to them. Somehow they (titled thus because the Royal Signals boy soldiers were allotted 7 got away with it, but at their own expense because further figure army numbers beginning with 254 except for a tiny few promotion was completely out of the question. who joined in 1948 after that number block had been exhausted). Jim Weir became a life-long member of the NI Branch of the George followed his newsletters with quarterly Jimmy’s Journal RSA. On a memorable occasion in 2007, our Colonel-in-Chief magazines (named after the magazine that had been run circa the Princess Anne visited 40 (U) Sig Regt (V). When introduced 1945-48 in the Boys Trg Coy/Sqn at Catterick). That magazine to “Jim Weir with 32 years service”, the Princess asked Jim what helped to track the finding of about 400 plus of the estimated 700 rank he had reached. He replied “Lance Corporal Ma’am”. With ex-boys who had served with the Corps. The magazine, under its a little smile Princess Anne replied, “You must have been a very present indefatigable editor Brian Fisher, continues to be naughty boy”. produced some 4 times a year and distributed all over the world. The magazine serves as a great bonding mechanism and each Even when his health had seriously deteriorated in 2010 and Jim issue is eagerly anticipated by all its readers and their partners. was on chemotherapy, he managed to attend most branch meetings. If he didn’t, he sent in apologies: “because he was George, as Chairman, personally planned and organised 15 of going to a match or watching one on TV”. Weir was an avid fan the past 20 annual reunions, his attention to detail and careful of Manchester United. He told people he once played for Man U recces made everyone of them a total success. He was helped in but had to leave because of injury. these endeavors by his able and dedicated wife Margaret, and both were complete stalwarts in all 254 OBA affairs. The annual On 1 February at the Weir home in Edith Street, Belfast, there reunions were supplemented by other small get-togethers with was a big turnout of mourners before Jim’s last journey to annual chapters in the South and North of UK. There are also Roselawn Crematorium, where a service was held in a packed some smaller and more frequent social meetings of members in room. A very appropriate poem was read out by Carole various parts of the country. It is a measure of George and Cameron. This was followed by Jim’s daughter Kim McCready, Margaret’s dedication that they both managed to attend nearly who read a eulogy about her Dad’s life and times on behalf of her all of these smaller meetings as well as every annual reunion. mother Olive and the many Weir family members. There was laughter and tears from the huge gathering of mourners present. Through George‘s efforts the 254 OBA was one of the first entities to plant a tree and to place its own bench in one of the Kim ended it with: most favoured places opposite the Armed Forces Memorial at the National Arboretum at Alrewas in Staffordshire. The Association ‘Remember my Dad with 5 words from his favourite artist Frank became an affiliated branch of the RSA several years ago and the Sinatra - I did it my way’. 254 OBA standard is proudly borne on many occasions. Jim Reilly, Chairman of the Northern Ireland Branch of the RSA George Severs was the founder of a wonderful institution and, paraded the Branch standard at the service and a lone Royal although most of its members are now octogenarians, with just a Signals piper Kyle Carse from the ex-40 Regt completed the few young lads in their late 70s, the 254 Old Boys Association is military tribute to Jim. a very viable entity. It lives and breathes thanks almost entirely to the efforts of the late George Severs, who was such a great The Weir family grief will be shared by a great number of Jim’s person proud of his family and Association. comrades and friends that he made during his many years in the TA and Royal Signals Association. George’s funeral at St Peter’s Parish Church at Hersham, Surrey on 11 February 2011 was attended by a great number of family members, friends and past colleagues, together with 24 of his GRAY – WO2 Lawrence Gray died 29 January 2011. OBA chums, many with wives and partners, from all over the country. Toby Seymour, presently Chairman of the Association, Lawrence Gray, always known as Larry, was privileged to deliver an eulogy to George, as founder, was born on 8 February 1936. He joined 6 following family tributes by David and Malcolm Severs. (Boys) Training Regiment at Beverley on 4 April 1951. In 1954 he was posted to WEIR – LCpl James Weir died 26 January 2011. Germany until February 1957, and after a short time in the UK he was sent to Jim Weir was born in 1941 in East Belfast. He left school aged Middle East Land Forces for 3 years. 14 and according to his family eulogy, as a boy he was a After a further period of 3 years at complete terror. Like many young lads living in that area he got a home, he again served in Germany job in the Harland & Wolff shipyard. He was employed as a from 1963 until October 1966. In welder, but in reality his main job was ‘bookies runner.’ He would December 1966 he was sent to Aden rush madly down Dee Street on a bicycle, always someone else’s, for a year and his final service was in to go and place bets for himself and other workers. the UK, where he was on the Recruiting Staff in Sunderland and it was during this “Weir” as he liked to be known, joined the TA aged 18 at time that Bill Gray first met him. He was Clonaver Park Camp. At the time the unit in residence was 11 discharged in 1978, having served 27 years Ulster Sig Sqn, before it became 66 Sig Regt (TA). There Jim met with the Corps. his wife-to-be, WRAC Sgt Olive Hinds, who was referred to by Jim as ‘wee Hindsy’. After an on/off relationship of 2 years Olive Several members of the Beverley Ex Boys Association have said accepted his proposal. that Larry was always very well turned out and a very smart soldier! Jim Weir trained as Operator (Wireless and Line). With his B3 trade rating he was eventually promoted to LCpl, a rank he still Larry had 4 children, twins, David and Anthony, and Chris and held at his final discharge in Oct 1990. Jim continued to serve Andrew. David served with the Paras in Ireland and Anthony

THE WIRE, APRIL 2011 95 1970 and 1990, having been made an Honour Member of the was in the Horseguards. Andrew was in the Catering Corps and Association in1972. He became a Vice President of the Dorset served in the Falklands. Branch in 2001. Larry worked for Securicor for 10 years, taking radio active Jimmy Wilds has made many donations to the Corps Benevolent isotopes to hospitals and sometimes drove 500 miles in a night. Fund over the years, the most generous being a £1000 prize He then worked for Safeway on computers for security all over awarded for the commissioning of a march to celebrate the Silver the country. Larry met his wife, Pat, on New Year’s Eve 1980 Jubilee of HRH The Princess Royal becoming Colonel in Chief of and they married in May 1981. They attended 3 of the Beverley the Royal Corps of Signals. The tune “The Garter and the Thistle” Ex-Boys Reunions and he really enjoyed being in touch with his was eventually selected. Of an age with the Corps, Jimmy Wilds old pals again. Larry’s funeral was held at South Shields had given it a total of 72 years service, and in recognition of his Crematorium on 8 February and was attended by John Leet and outstanding commitment and generosity he was awarded by Brig Jim Duncan, representing BEBA, and Derek Thorpe, Standard E M Flint, the then Signal Officer in Chief (Army), his Bearer for Newcastle Branch, and Harry Duncan, together with commendation and made an honorary member of the White Fred Carr, a Para. We send our condolences to Pat and all the Helmets Motorcycle Display Team at a special ceremony at family. Blandford Camp on Saturday 24 of April 2010

Jimmy Wilds was a widely respected member of the Corps who WILDS – Edgar Percy Wilds died 4 dedicated much of his life both in and out of uniform to improve January 2011 its welfare and heritage. His passion for fostering veteran’s affairs and esprit de corps resulted in him jointly establishing the Dorset Edgar Percy (Jimmy) Wilds was born Branch of the RSA and through his generosity commissioning on the 1 June 1920 in St Margaret’s works of music and making regular presentations. Despite his Marsh, Dorset and therefore he pre- deteriorating heath he continued to make presentations of dated the formation of the Royal Corps inscribed statuettes to units of the Corps and attend events, the of Signals by some 27 days. Leaving last major one being the annual RSA reunion in June 2010 where school at the age of 14 he worked in a he was presented to our Colonel in Chief, HRH The Princess stables until joining the Army and the Royal following the rededication of the Blandford Garrison Church Royal Corps of Signals in 1938. While as the Corps Chapel. Jimmy’s exploits are well documented and undergoing initial training as a he will now take his rightful place among the many heroes of the despatch rider at Catterick, he studied Corps who have left a rich legacy of service to inspire future for his Army Education Certificate generations. We also extend our sincere condolences to Jimmy’s examination, which he passed with family at this sad time.’ distinction. Posted to Egypt in July 1939, he was turned down for the Certa Cito! newly formed 7 Armd Div Sig Regt, as he was 3 years under age, and was sent instead to British Troops Egypt, who attached him to the Naval HQ Alexandria to join the staff of Admiral Gordon Lennox.

There he had the honour of acting as despatch rider to visiting dignitaries, including the later Prime Minister Sir Anthony Eden REUNIONS and HRH The Duke of Gloucester. On his runs to the Officers Club, he met and became life-long friends with Col Neguib and Capt Nasser, both later to become presidents of Egypt. In 1944 he was posted back to the UK and attached to 1 War Office SCOTT SQUADRON ARMY APPRENTICES COLLEGE Signals, Eaton Square, where he became despatch rider to the HARROGATE REUNION Prime Minister, Winston Churchill. As such he frequently delivered his messages to War Cabinet ministers and to HM King A reunion is to take place on 12 November 2011 at the Court George VI. The latter were always delivered in person, borne on Hotel Harrogate. Initial plans are that this will be open to any a gold salver, and ultimately included both the VE and VJ personnel who were in Scott Sqn (ATs and PS) during the period messages. from 1975 to 1980, but depending on numbers this may be extended. Green dymo tape badges will be supplied! He was given the task of organising a courier service of some 500 despatch riders, operating a daily service, 24/7, by train and boat For details please contact either: to all commands in UK and Europe, the longest run being to Vienna. Two days after an inspection of the War Office signallers Paul Moscardini at [email protected] or phone by HRH The Princess Mary in 1946, he took part in the Victory 07778167332. or Parade, marching 12 abreast through the streets of London for 6 Nigel Cory at [email protected] or phone 07970 016567. hours. Information will also be posted on the Scott Squadron Reunion He left the Army in 1947 but transferred to the B Reserve and page on FaceBook (http://www.facebook.com/home.php?sk=gro then 22 Army Group Signals Army Emergency Reserve (AER) up_194983517193766¬if_t=group_activity). Liverpool. During this time volunteers were called for to join the Crown Agents for service in detention camps in Cyprus. He was duly enrolled and after serving at Pyla, when had 238 (L) SIGNAL SQUADRON REUNION ended, he was asked to remain as Chief Security Officer, Famagusta Docks, where he remained until handover. On return Former members of the Sqn will meet on Saturday 11 June 2011 to UK, he left the AER and joined the School of Signals, where he (Queen’s Birthday Parade Day) opposite the West Gate of served in the QM Tech Dept until his retirement in 1977. Wellington Barracks at 10 o’clock in the morning. There is no grand plan for the day, no commemorative T Shirt on order, no 3 In the meantime, he had been active in forming a Dorset Branch course meal booked; just people getting together and enjoy what of the RSA, together with Maj Gen RJ Moberley and others, the day brings. We look forward to seeing you. where he was to serve as Assistant Secretary and Standard Bearer for 30 years. He also served on the Central Committee of Dave Thomas and Paul Gudonis. the Association as South West representative for 4 terms between

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