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Photo courtesy of Lee Cantelon Rickie Lee Jones Women Movie TV Inside CD box set Horror movie 'The Man Show' this honors history of does little to serves up laughs week: women in music terrify to male audience See page 2 See page 3 See page 3 Page 2 The Lumberjack Nov. 3 - 9, 1999 nouember Women rock through the ages calendar change the sound, atmo­ Billie Holiday, the paths they original painting by artist CD box set sphere and politics of the Etta James, have paved Christine Haberstock on the * Ragstaff Symphony honors women music world. Pasty Cline, for future cover, along with eight post­ Orchestra at NAU Women of different musi­ Dolly Par­ perform­ cards decorated by other Ardrey Auditorium of the century cal genres and backgrounds t o n , ers. paintings of Haberstock’s. • Wednesday Night Fever at are featured on the CDs in D u sty *Une The collection is beautifully Kelly Coombes songs that mostly voice theSpring­ of our packaged in a journal-sized the3 Museum Club struggles women have had to fie ld , p e r ­ burgundy velvet-covered • Nancy Gee and Friends at 7he Ijumberjack face to break stereotypes and Diana sp ec­ box. Kerr Cultural Center in boundaries both in and out R oss, tiv e s The CD was created by Phoenix Is 1999 the year of the of the music business. Carly was to the Women’s Product Devel­ • GX Jam with the Impact woman? Or was it last year ? Xuan Tran from Rhino Simon, feature opment Team, a group of World lour at the Skydomc According to Rhino Records says one of the Queen a n women dedicated to expos­ * Daryl and the Long Records, every year is thecompany ’ s goals was to rep­ Latifah, c artist’s ing more women to the mu­ Riders at the Mu­ year of the woman. resent strong and powerful A n i stron­ sic of other women. seum Club “R-E-S-P-E-C-T: women perform­ DiFranco g e s t During the ’90s, women in • Thrive with the Impact A Century of ers. and Tori so n g ,” music have received more 4World lour at Sinagua High Women in Mu­ “ W e Amos. Tran media attention than any School sic” is a 5- A 1 said. “It other generation, making the » Art. Life and Spirit CD box set types of also de­ release of this CD evenmore at the I University released by music, in­ pended on timely. I Inion Rhino cluding big Photo courtesy of Ray Funk what we In 1998, nine of the 10 • David Milgram at Records band, blues, Mahalia Jackson could get nominees in all of the most Bookman's3 featuring disco, R&B, licensed.” recognizable Grammy cat­ • I Ambs Akimbo at Charly’s 114 songs pop and rock n roll, with Also offered on the CDs egories were women, and in • I )aryl and the Long Riders of women lyrics about several issues, are sound bites from promi­ the same year women ac­ at the Museum Club a r tists including heartbreak, rape, nent women throughout his­ counted for more music • WorldFest Flagstaff Inter­ from 1908 longing and, of course, re­ tory who comment on vari­sales than men. national Him I-estival at the to 1998. spect are featured. This di­ ous events. including Amelia VHI added to its “Women Gieeotree Theaters The col versity gives listeners theEarhart, Marilyn Monroe First” programming this • Ramsey Lewis at Red lection is a chance to hear music from and Billie Jean King. Liner summer by featuring the River Music Hail celebration of areas they might not be fa­ notes written by female au­ countdown of the “100 * Geary Redmond at women in mu­ miliar with. thors and journalists, incl ud- Greatest Women In Rock "n Bookman's sic and the The collection is a type of ing Kristine McKenna and Roll.” • Fat Chance at contributions documentary of women in Ariel Swartley, are in each • “R-E-S-P-E-C-T: A Cen­ Charly’s Photo courtesy of Arita • Dean Bon/ani at they have music, describing the impact of the five CD’s booklets. tury of Women in Music” is 6 made to help Sarah McLachlan they have had as artists and The collection features an available in stores now. Bookman’s • Daryl and the Long Riders at the Museum Club • Music Dolce at Kerr Cul­ Tour makes an impact tural Center in Phoenix •“RiverNorth Dance” at the The Impact World Orpheum Theater in Phoe­ Tour is trying to reach nix out to students and the « NAIJ Jazz Band community. Concert at Ardrey The Walkup Auditorium Sky dome was bustling • Katie Havcrly at with several hundred Bookman's people, as a large 7 stage loomed over the • Daryl and the Long Riders football field. The true at the Museum Club message of the event, • The Cenille Sisters at the given by muliple Sundome ('enter in l*hoenix speakers was: “Jesus, • Victor Borge at ASU’s I invite you to come in ( iammagc Auditorium and take control of my * NAl 11 acuity Cham­ life tonight.” The ber at Ashurst Audi­ crowd recited that torium during the event • Inlomagic Internet ('lass at * i i U Tuesday. Bookman's Extreme sports and a 8 play are planned for 7 • Karaoke at the Museum Vji'i Club . p.m. Wednesday in the * (iamc night at Walkup Sky dome. Bkman’s Thursday night, the • Open mic al tour finishes in Flag­ (Tiarly's staff with the band • Fiesta Tuesday at the Mu­ Thrive. Thrive will 9 perform 7 p.m. at seum Club • LMPI) al Pompeii in Sinagua High School. Tcmpc IJosh Weisbtrg/The Lumbtrjack TT pov^^TT999 The Lumberjack Page 3 TU REUIEUI The ultimate testosterone experience: ‘The Man Show’ TV show delivers and other bits. Topics in the shows include: jobs that will get women, what women are thinking, inventions for men, dirty jokes and what men ordered fishing. Frequent talk about urination and Emily Johnson masturbation seems to pop up throughout The Lumberjack the series. The season premiere featured a segment For all the men tired of spiritually-based (Hi the best jobs to impress women. Some talk shows and feel-good book clubs. Com­ of the jobs discussed were firemen, bartend­ edy Central’s latest endeavor might be their* ers, police officers and porn stars. Kimmel keg of testosterone. and Carolla then discussed avoiding any Debuting this past summer, ‘The Man “day” jobs and anything to do with clean­ Show,” is hosted by Jimmy Kimmel, <“Win ing. Ben Stein’s Money,”) and Adam Carolla. While there were women in the audience, (“Lovcline”). it seemed to be a display of the typical grunt­ The ratings seem to confirm the appeal of ing, burping manly men who like cars, a show that takes an unapologetic foray into sports and women. what men like. It outperformed other X- “The Man Show” docs provide some chromosome based shows like USA’s smart writing, funny sketches and occa­ “Happy Hour,” by 13 percent, and beat FX’ssional doses of laughter, even for a woman. “The X Show.” by a significant percent inYes. the show is juvenile and often low­ the ratings war. brow, but the key is to not take the show The show's format includes the “juggy too seriously. Rolling eyes and shaking dance squad” made up of generously en­heads in semi-amusement can best describe dowed females in tight outfits prancing about the typical reaction to “The Man Show.” the set. The program also features an aging The show appears to be trying to cater to beer-guzzling captain-type called the Fox, regular guys who want to let their hair Comedy Central singing along. Show” kicked off a new season this fall and Jimmy Kimmel (left) and Adam Carolla (right) host “The Man Show.” The “The Man Show" is a half-hour long va­airs on Comedy Central at 10:30 p.m. on shows feature skits, monologues, sketches, street interviews and lots of riety show featuring monologues, sketches Wednesdays. women with a small amount of clothing. ------movie RtUIEUI------Five strangers, a house and no plot does not haunt Those who survive will each re­Famke Janssen ("(ioldcn Eye”). “The House on Haunted Hill” Oh wait, that stupid girl was ‘The House on ceive $1 million for their courage, ()f course, in a lame and pathetic stars ;i plethora of recognizable Wilson’s character or jus! plain dumb luck. attempt to make the plot seem more actors, iiklulling Tayc Diggs This him also could hecn ml hi Haunted Hill’ The guests don't know why they interesting and complicated, the re (“How Stella C»ol Her (trove cnccd by the computer game “The were invited or who the people arc is a bit on confusion as to who re­ Back”).A ll l.arter (“Varsity 7tli < ruest,” which is also about a screams for help throwing the party. ally invited the guests and why Blues”). Bridgette Wilson <“l.ove haunted house awaiting llie arriv.il Kelly Coomb* s “The House on Haunted Hill” isthey are really there in the first Slinks”) and Chris Kalian from of spcciid guests. a remake of William Castle's 1958 place. television's "Saturday Night I .ivc ”Onlythe computer game still The iMmberjack film. I missed this version on the 'I'hc even bigger question of the I Infortunalely. their talents were had belter special effects, along film. night is: Are the hosts of the party wasted on a him that amounts to with more interesting ghosts. The house on haunted hill isn’t Academy Award winner involved in a hoax designed tonothing more than a tew blood and even a house. It’s an abandoned Geoffrey Rush ("Shine”) is Steven scare the guests for the pure enjoy­ guts scenes with annoying, adrena­ mental institution that looks more Price, a twisted Gome/ Adams ment of it. or are the ghosts of the line-pumping scary music like pieces of white celery, minus wanna-be with a Hitler-like mus­ house really in control7 However, among count less other Movie Rating: the leaves, than a home tache and cheap cigar to match. Who knows what could come things, the lilm is missing a stupid *1/2 The film is about five strangers Price is the man with a master plan next? Professor Mustard with the girl who wants to Like a shower who were picked to attend a birth­ who enjoys scaring people and candlestick? (>r maybe Ms. White during all of the mayhem and hor­ On a scale of five day party and try to survive could one care less about the well be­ with the rope? Intrigued yet? ror. 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