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VOL. XXI, NO. 130 FRIDAY, APRIL 24, 1987 the independent student newspaper sen·ing :\otre Dame and Saint \far) 's Shultz urges NATO to support reductions Associated Press verifying that a treaty was being ob­ served. WASHINGTON - Secretary of State The Soviets would keep the 100 war­ George Shultz, assuring the NATO heads in Asia, targeted on Japan and allies that the United States has an other Asian countries that have pres­ awesome and flexible nuclear arsenal, sured the United States to get them said Thursday the West "shouldn't be removed. The 100 U.S. warheads might afraid to take yes for an answer to our be kept in Alaska, although the Soviets own proposal" for missile reductions. are fighting hard to shift them else­ where in America. In a move to persuade the North At­ Shultz last week delayed a final lantic Treaty Organization to approve response to Gorbachev until the allies the near-deal he worked out with Soviet could consider the prospective U.S. leader Mikhail Gorbachev, Shultz held pact with Moscow. Some NATO offi­ open the possibility of trying to elimi­ cials, as well as several members of nate even the 100 medium-range war­ Congress, have expressed concern heads the two sides have tentatively about not deploying new U.S. nuclear agreed to keep. weapons in Western Europe. Similarly, President Reagan said in Gorbachev offered also to destroy the a statement that destroying all war­ 50 shorter-range launchers the Soviets heads was "the preferred outcome" of keep in East Germany and the United States and its allies. Reagan said that would ease the problem of see SHULTZ, page 3 More grad tickets at ACC Special to the Observer All students participating in the Com­ mencement are eligible for the lottery. The Commencement guest seats al­ The results of the lottery will be posted loted each 1987 graduate will all be in in the Registrar's Office on May 1. the Athletic and Convocation Center It was earlier feared that, because of arena, and a lottery will be held for the record number of candidates for those wishing an additional ticket, the degrees, some of the ticket requests Registrar's Office has announced. would have to be filled via a telecast of Students must sign up by today at the the Commencement, to be held in the Registrar to be entered in this ticket Center for Continuing Education. lottery. All Commencement tickets, includ­ Because graduating students asked ing those won in the lottery, can be only for the number of Commencement picked up on the fourth floor of the Ad­ tickets they needed, with 38 percent re­ ministration Building May 12 through questing fewer than four, enough tick­ May 16, the Registrar reported. In or­ ets were available to seat everyone in der to get tickets, a student must pres­ the ACC. ent an ID card and receipts for cap and In addition, the Registrar announced gown rentals. that several hundred seats will be avail­ In addition to the regular tickets and The Observer;Susan Coene able on a lottery basis. The seats from Hot dog Color provided by Anheuser-Bush. Inc. lottery tickets, the telecast of the Com­ After an evening on the town, Luke Tostal activities this weekend, many the lottery will be in the ACC arena mencement in the CCE will take place Sheridan devours a "Cadillac" as his students will seek a break from the bleachers and will not be contiguous as planned. No tickets will be required friends look on at the Great American coming pressures of finals. with a graduate's other guest tickets. for this telecast. Hot Dog Stand. With a plethora of An Soviets grant etnigration Study: 'Star Wars'needs research

Associated Press Koryagin, a 48-year-old psychiatrist, As~ociated Press sive research would be required just was pardoned by the Supreme Soviet to provide the technical knowledge MOSCOW- Anatoly Koryagin, who in February in a review of dissident WASHINGTON Challenging needed for an informed decision spent six years in a labor camp for ac­ cases and released from a labor camp Reagan administration assumptions about the potential effectiveness and cusing authorities of sending sane dis­ where he had been imprisoned since about "Star Wars," a group of top survivability" of lasers and other sidents to mental hospitals, has been June 1981. American physicists said Thursday "directed energy weapons," the granted permission to emigrate, Soviet He had been sentenced to seven years that at least a decade of research is report said. news media said Thursday. in prison camp and five years in inter­ needed to determine whether high­ A pentagon critique said the The two-sentence statement by both nal exile on charges of anti-Soviet energy lasers and particle beams report's conclusions were "subjec­ the English- and Russian-language ser­ agitation and propaganda, a charge can be used to knock down enemy tive and unduly pessimistic about vice of the official Tass news agency used frequently against dissidents. missiles in space. our capability to bring to fruition the was believed to be the first time the Koryagin publicly accused Soviet In a 422-page technical study, 17 specific technologies needed for a Soviet media has announced a dissi­ authorities in an article published in a members of the American Physical full-scale development decision in dent's departure. British medical journal of sending men­ Society delivered the sharpest scien­ the 1990s." "Anatoly Koryagin, who was tally healthy dissidents to hospitals, tific challenge yet to administration But Patel and others rejected that recently released from detention, has where they were treated with drugs. plans to deploy space- and ground­ view at a news conference. been allowed to leave the U.S.S.R., it Koryagin's accusations were based based ballistic missile defenses as "In spite of the progress that has was confirmed to a Tass correspondent in part on his examination in 1980 of early as 1994. been made, a substantial amount of today at the U.S.S.R. Ministry of Inter­ Alexei Nikitin, a worker from the Uk­ "On purely scientific and engi­ research remains to be done before nal Affairs," Tass said. rainian city of Donetsk who was treated neering criteria, one would not make an informed judgment can be made in mental hospitals after complaining a decision on early deployment. But about the effectiveness and the "Koryagin is leaving for Switzerland about industrial working conditions in in the international arena, there are reliability and survivability of such for permanent residence," the state­ an interview with western correspon­ other forces," said Kumar Patel, a weapons if and when they are ment said. It provided no other infor­ dents. Koryagin pronounced Nikitin physicist at AT&T Bell Laboratories deployed," Patel said. mation. mentally stable. and co-chairman of the study group. The Pentagon's Strategic Defense Dissident sources in Moscow said Koryagin also was an adviser to the Another author, Jeremiah Sullivan Initiative Organization, which Koryagin arrived in the Soviet capital Working Commission to Investigate the of the University of Illinois at Ur­ directs Star Wars research, said in from the Ukrainian city of Kharkov on Use of Psychiatry for Political Pur­ bana, said deployment in the early a statement that recent Wednesday. But they said he did not poses, a dissident group formed as an or mid-1990s would be "a gamble." breakthroughs have brought some want to speak to reporters. affiliate of a Moscow organization that "Even in the best of circum­ The sources said Koryagin would monitored compliance with the Hel­ stance", a decade or more of inten- see STAR WARS, page 5 leave Moscow this afternoon. sinki accords. The Observer Friday, April 24, 1987 - page 2

In Brief ·.·~ · ND family forces member

Seven workers were killed and a dozen injured to search for a. new home when a high-rise apartment building under construction This year I have discovered what the hal­ collapsed Thursday in Bridgeport, Conn. Bridgeport's lowed Notre Dame family is all abQut. When I Dennis mayor said 21 others were trapped under tons of concrete returned in· August, I got some of the worst and twisted steel beams. -Associated Press news I have ever received in my life. My room­ Corrigan mate for the past year and a half had just The Ronald.Reagan Presidential Foundation, which undergone surgery for the removal of a brain Sports Editor has been raising money to build a Reagan presidential tumor. library at Stanford University, announced Thursday that I was frantic. I really. didn't know how he it is abandoning that plan and will find a site in Southern was. I only knew that he had been in surgery California instead. A substantial number of the faculty at much longer than expected. I didn't know if he Stanford had objected to putting the library on the campus would live or die. This person is the closest south of San Francisco, but the foundation did not refer thing to a brother I have. It was then that I saw to that controversy. The announcement said only that it the Notre Dame family swing into action. was essential the library and an affiliated center for public My friends were there for me when my room­ affairs be located at the same site. - Associat~d Press mate and I needed them. Although only a few had returned from home, we had a small Mass Muhammad Ali surprised workers at the Parco Foods for his recovery. My hall signed a poster for bakery when he showed up to meet the folks who will be him and sent him cards and letters wishing him baking a cookie under his name. The former boxing champ a speedy recovery. , toured the Michigan City plant Wednesday, stirring the Happily he dia make a quick recovery, al- · batter and watching the cookies roll off the assembly lines. though he had to take a leave of absence from •• The Michigan City plant will begin baking Muhammad the University for this year. He came out for Ali Champ Gourmet Chocolate Chip Cookies in July for the Penn State game, and said he'd be back nationwide distribution, according to Aric Smith of next fall. We were all relieved to see him doing Celebrity Products in Chicago. - Associated Press so well after such a serious operation and were happy to know he would be returning. Mter this experience, I came to believe that Trout season in streams opens Saturday in Indiana, the Notre Dame family was more than just nice and the Department of Natural Resources says more than talk. The way people rallied together when one 46,000 rainbow trout have been released in 21 lakes and of their friends was in need was truly touching. 18 streams statewide this spring. Anglers are reminded Now my old roommate is ready to come back, not only won't get a room in my hall, but he that the daily catch limit is 10, and the minimum size limit looking forward to returning to the hall and his won't get a room anywhere. is 7 inches. - Associated Press friends. It's too early to tell how many, but it's safe A few weeks ago, he called and said the Office to say that more than a few incoming freshmen of Student Residences had sent him a letter I will be living in study lounges when school saying he was to be treated as an off-campus begins in August. It's happened each of my transfer for the purpose of room picks. three years here and is bound to happen a Of Interest. I said that this was ridiculous and had to be fourth, so few if any transfers will make it on a mistake. He asked me to look into it for him, campus. Yearbook distribution ends today. Freshmen may and I assured him I would. I can't believe that my roommate will not get pick up their copy of the 1987 Dome from 12:30 to 4: 30 this I went to my rector, who only had been in housing. He didn't ask to undergo emergency afternoon outside the Stepan Center. All other undergrad­ that position since the fall and didn't know my surgery or to withdraw for a year. Now when uates who have yet to pick up their yearbooks may do so roommate. Nevertheless, he has been very sup­ he is ready to return, he's told that he'll have today. Bring student ID when picking up yearbook.- The portive. He said that the housing situation to look for housing off-campus. Observer seemed odd and that my roommate should be What will happen to Kevin Hurley when he able to get a room in the hall after everyone makes his long-awaited return? Will he be al­ A Chamber Orchestra Recital will be held on had picked a room. He said he would talk to lowed housing? If the Office of Student Sunday at 4 p.m. in the Annenberg Auditorium of the Snite the Office of Student Residences. Residences sticks to its guns, he'll be in the Museum. For ticket information, contact Eric Kuehner at Just two days ago, the order for picking rooms same situation my roommate is in now. 239-6201. - The Observer went up, and my roommate's name was not on What I really can't believe is how the Notre the list. Dame family now is turning its back on one of The Battalion ofMidshipmen will be celebrating I asked my rector why, and he told me that its own. Mass at the Grotto this Sunday at 10:30 a.m. Brunch in my roommate indeed would be treated as an In August, the family was there. Now it says the South Dining Hall will follow immediately after Mass. off-campus transfer and would get a room only sorry, we can't give you housing. This Univer­ The Observer after all incoming freshmen had received a sity, which prides itself on its Catholicism and room. compassion, suddenly is showing neither. Lt. Col. Hugh Burns will be the featured speaker Calls to the Office of Student Residences con­ Yes, I've learned a lot about the Notre Dame at the Indiana Teachers of Writing annual spring seminar firmed this. There is nothing that can be done. family this year. I've learned that it's fickle. If to be held today and Saturday at the Center for Continuing I can't even pull him in. this is a family, I'd like to be adopted by some­ Education. Burns' address tonight will be entitled, "On What this really means is that my roommate one else. the Gift of Empowering Tools." Burns is a nationally recognized expert on the use of computers in writing and learning to write. - The Observer A N T 0 s T A L The Debriana Duo, featuring sisters Debra Sutter and Diane Schmuck, will perform piano duets on Sunday 1 • 9 • 8 • 7 at 3 p.m. in the Moreau Hall Little Theatre at St. Mary's. The performance is part of the SMC Graduate Artists Recital Series. - The Observer Frivolous Frtday

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The secretary said those Shultz weapons and others stored in the United States were a basis University receives $1,046,980 continued from page 1 for a "flexible response" policy and that American nuclear ca­ Special to the Observer The U.S. Navy granted Brazilian Democratic Move­ Czechslovakia, and indicated pability would still be "quite $112,360 to John Dow, Freimann ment. that another 80 launchers on So­ awesome." The University of Notre professor of physics, for re­ NASA's Langley Research viet territory also might be dis­ Dame received $1,046,980 in search on semiconducting su­ Center awarded $45,871 to mantled. He referred to the strategy grants during March for the perlattic and microstructure Thomas Mueller, professor of Seeking to allay Western con­ of threatening the Soviets with support of research and theory. aerospace and mechanical en­ cerns, Shultz arranged for a a nuclear attack if they invaded various programs. Research The Navy also granted gineering, for work on government-sponsored Western Europe with ground funds totaled $989,571, and was $23,517 for research by Bruce seperated regions near the telecast Thursday to Belgit.m, forces. awarded to fund 22 different Bunker, assistant professor of leading edge of airfoils. Britain, Italy, the Netherlands programs. physics, for studies in semicon­ and West Germany in which he In 1981, NATO endorsed the Howard Saz, professor of bi­ ductors. NASA's Lewis Research Cen­ said "there are many nuclear U.S. negotiating position that ological sciences, received The National Science Foun­ ter granted $40,000 to Mary Vir­ weapons left in Europe, not all American and Soviet $167,179 from the National In­ dation granted $100,000 to Mary ginia Zeller, College of Engi­ considering the ones under dis­ medium-range warheads stitutes of Health for work on Jane Clancy, assistant profes­ neering professional specialist, cussion." should be destroyed. intermediary metabolism of sor of biological sciences, for Richard Kwor, associate pro­ helminths. research on the genetics and fessor of electrical engineer­ regulation of meiosis in yeast. ing, and William Berry, profes­ In addition, Subhash Basu, In addition, the Foundation sor of electrical engineering, professor of chemistry, and awarded $61,300 to Laurence for their work on materials de­ Manju Basu, associate faculty Taylor, professor of mathema­ velopment of electrical con­ fellow in chemistry, received tics, for work on algebraic and tacts for beta-SiC. $110,740 from the National In­ geometric topology. The Indiana State Board of stitutes of Health for work on Health granted $17,600 to Har­ glycolipid biosynthesis in lym­ Andrew Sommese, professor vey Bender, professor of bio­ R.. taurant And Cocktail Loungtr phomas. of mathematics, received logical sciences, for work on Authentic Szechu.n •net Hurwn Tut8 National Institutes of Health $47,200 from the Foundation for human genetics. also granted $94,371 to Paul his work on transcendental al­ David Leege, professor of Huber, assistant professor of gebraic geometry, and Nancy government' and international Lunches startinc 11 ••• ____ $3.45 chemistry, for work on protein Stanton, professor of mathe­ studies, and Father Robert Pel­ $4.75 binding domains on eukaryotic matics, was awarded $24,100 by ton, director of the Institute fo1· Dinners st1rtinc•t. _••• ___ 5S rRNA and rDNA, and $4500 the Foundation for work on .... open 7 dayo a week Pastoral and Social Ministry, .....Thtln.: 11:30 •.•.-10 p.& for work by John Duman, asso­ eigenvalues of complex received $12,500 from the St. Frl...s.t.: 11:30 L•.·ll II-•· ciate professor of biological laplacians. 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Associated Press that numerous customers and Brown said a secood man employees who were in the was arrested "in relation" to PALM BAY, Fla. - A man store when the gunman entered the shootings, but authorities armed with high-powered had "locked themselves in the later determined he had not rifles and handguns opened fire coolers," where they remained taken part in gunfire and that at two downtown shopping throughout the siege. there was in fact only one gun­ centers Thursday, killing at man. least eight people, wounding 11 "They are Ming let out and Brown said five people were and holding hostages in a su­ treated now," she said. found dead in the parkiJ!g lot permarket for several hours More than 200 police and Air of one of the shopping centers. before he was captured, aut­ Force canine units converged Officials at Holmes Regional horities said. on the scene and police snipers Medical Center said three "The man has been ar­ were stationed on rooftops, ac­ shooting fatalities were rested," Police Lt. Candice cording to witnesses. brought there. Leek said shortly after 2 a.m., • more than 7 hours after the shooting began. "They chased him down and subdued him. He is being brought to the station right now." You're still cool, Jack! The gunman had released the last of his three hostages about Happy 19th Birthday! a half-hour earlier, and Leek We love you, said then that police had "gassed the store, and he says Mom, Dad, Mike he's going to kill himself." Police had negotiated with the man all night over a special telephone line, according to police spokeswoman Louise Brown, who said he told aut­ horities he "didn't want to hurt any more women." Mter the man was arrested, Leek said police discovered

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The Observer Friday, April 24, 1987 - page 5 Security Beat Star Wars

Tuesday continued from page 1 2:20p.m.- The manager of the Mor­ steal a wallet from another resident from outstde the Memorial Library. 8:45 a.m. -While on routine patrol, ris Inn reported the theft of a black in the dorm. The subject was taken Victim estimates his loss at $150. The . energy devices closer to the a Security Officer found a wallet trench coat, belonging to a priest, into custody by Security and the wal­ bike was locked at the time the theft 1 stolen in a previous case. Security is taken from the cloak room. Value of let was returned, with nothing mis­ occurred. weapons stage. in the process of contacting the the property is unknown at this time. sing, to its owner. The report played an imme­ owner. Prior to the theft being reported, a 2:30p.m. -A Pangborn resident re­ diate role in congressional black male subject- 25 yrs. old, 5'8," 10:30 p.m. - Security investigated a ported the theft of a check out of his medium build, light complexion - property damage accident near debate on President Reagan's Wednesday was seen exiting the Morris Inn Lyons Hall when a vehicle slid on checkbook after his roommate request to spend $5.8 billion wearing a black coat similar to the wet pavement and struck a light alerted him to the fact that he had next year on Star Wars. one stolen. Security attempted to lo­ pole. An estimate of damage is un­ some checks stolen. At this time 12:44 a.m. -A Howard Hall resident there is no actual loss to the victim. Members of a Senate Ap­ reported the theft of a stereo deck cate this subject, however, he left known at this time. from a studio In the Architecture the area. proprations subcommittee Building. Victim estimates his loss 2:50p.m.- Security stopped and iden­ raised it in a closed session at $130.00. 2:30p.m. -A Pangborn resident re­ Thursday tified the driver of a golf cart as it ported that two checks on his account was observed driving recklessly Thursday with the head of the 12:25 p.m. -A resident of Pangborn had been forged in his name at the throl;!gh campus. SDI office, Air Force Lt. Gen_ Hall reported that his vehicle was Notre Dame Bookstore. There is no 10:20 a.m.- Two heat lamps, valued James Abrahamson, said one actual loss to the victim, but the at $6 each, were reported stolen from broken into while it was parked in the pool area at the Rolf's Aquatic 4:55 p.m. - A Farley resident re­ congressional source, who the D6 Lot. Entry was made by checks were written in the amount of $50.00 each. Center in the ACC. ported the theft of a license plate declined to be identified. smashing a vent window. A color from her vehicle while it was parked television was removed from the ve­ 9:12p.m. -Residents of Grace Hall 12:15 p.m.- A University Village res­ in the D2 Lot. Victim estimates her hicle and valued at $150.00. apprehended a subject attempting to ident reported the theft of his bicycle loss at $50. The authors of the report, "many of whom have impor­ tant roles in developing those *********************************************************************· technologies," received classi­ * * * * fied briefings from Defense De­ * * * * partment officials, Patel said. * * * * Patel's co-chairman on the study group was Harvard Uni­ ~ ~ Sophomores i i versity physicist Nicolaas * '* * * Bloembergen, who was * * * * awarded a Nobel Prize in 1981 * * * * for his work on lasers. A six­ member committee that E E Applications for E E reviewed the report included two others who won Nobels for laser research, Charles E E Junior Parents' Weekend E E Townes of the University of * * * * California at Berkeley and Ar­ : : Chairmen · : : thur Schawlow of Stanford Uni­ verisity. * * * * :* : * now available April 23 & 24 in ::* : * Their report concluded that the power and quality of even : : the Student Activities Office, : : the most promising of the lasers and other prospective di­ : : 3rd floor LaFortune. Applications ! : rected energy weapons needs ! : must be returned by Friday, ! ! to be improved at least 100 times before they could be used : ! April 24 by 5:00p.m. ! ! in an anti-missile defense sys­ ********************************************************************* tem.

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A student pornogr~phy magazine at Yale While toilet paper use by dorm residents at No sex is the rule for Catawba College (N.C.) Univ. is causing a stir, even before the first issue Oklahoma Univ. is excessive (78,000 plus rolls last athletes, who must sign an agreement stating they is printed. Some officials are upset about a poster year), at Iowa State Univ. students don't want to won't engage in inappropriate h''eterosexual or advertising a benefit dance for the ptJblication, use any of it. ISU students, after circulating a pe­ homosexual activity. They must also agree to at­ which graphically depicts men and women engaged tition complaining about tissue paper quality, tested tend study hall and not to use illegal drugs. Failure in sexual acts. The as-yet-unnamed magazine will 18 different brands and chose their top five picks. to follow the agreement may result in dismissal include both heterosexual and homosexual informa­ Then, ISU officials selected which brand fit into the from the team and notification of an athlete's par­ tion. school's budget. ents. Monitorswillberequiredforoff-campushousing at Brigham Young Univ. next fall in order to ensure . A~ Auburn Univ. fraternity was officially that school standards are being upheld. They'll also dismissed from the campus Greek system, a "first" National Orgasm Week was declared serve as liaisons between students and BYU in sol­ in the school's history. Phi Delta Theta, a part of recently. An~ to celebrate, Roger Libby, a free­ ving housing problems. If the housing is not BYU­ the Auburn's campus since 1876, was dismissed be­ lance sexologist and former Univ. of Massachusetts approved, the school will "let parents know it's cause of "a long, cloudy history of poor behavior" pro~essor,. urged ~tudents to stage a fantasy ball wide-open and that things can get pretty wild," says capped by two recent, serious alcohol-related inci­ durmg which they d dress up as their favorite fan­ one official. dents. tasy. No word yet on what costume Libby wore.

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For the first half of last century, when nightmare followed. Now and then, What originates the responsiblity of thing approaching religious zealotry. technology had not reached its present these people would learn how to con­ government of personnel if it is none of Marxism resembles the church in its superiority, society was far from tribute less to and take more from the their own business? Success in admin­ attitude towards poor people. In some producing enough supplies to keep all "big communist family." They would istration is not necessarily a criterion sense, Marxism is an image of Christi­ of its members from hunger and cold. learn how to use power, whenever for promotion since ordinary people anity in politics, though a distorted one. A great idealist in Europe Karl Marx available, for their own interests. And don't have a say on that issue. This may help to explain why churches distinguished between two kinds of finally, they would learn how to grab What difference does it make if you in poor countries are often accused of people - the proletarians and the bour­ power. The idealistic morality is soon may claim that you own the state bank communist sympathy simply becasue geoisies. The proletarians, as Marx totally ruined. The public ownership of yet cannot .take a penny home? Only they help poor people. saw, though working all day long, did the means of production only makes the people with power have access to Competition promotes evolution, but, not receive enough pay to support their centralization of power possible, the money there. Of course when the situa­ only at the cost of sacrificing the weak family. On the other hand, the bour­ control over individuals possible, and tion deteriorates to reveal the competitors. Competition is indeed gen­ geoisises, who hired workers to work hence the hierarchy, the dictatorship hypocrisy in communism, there is erally a constructive force, but it is for them in their factories, enjoyed all possible. Classes and the disparity be­ crisis, in which power is transferred to blind, just like wind, flood, or any other the luxuries without working. Marx tween poverty and richness are far a group perceived as less corrupt. natural forces. The process of natural decided that it was the insatiable desire from being ruled out. While old bour­ These kind of crises occur periodically, selection is somehow painful. As a fan­ of bourgeoisises for money that was geoisies disappeared, new aristocrats almost predictably (every ten years in tastic counteraction to ·the natural driving the proletarians, the majority arise among government administra­ China). forces, religion has always been a part of people, into miserable situation. Out tors and party officials. What motivates people to work hard of the human dream of liberating itself of humanitarian concern, Marx hoped That's exactly what has been happen­ it they don't get fired anyway? What from nature. Man has dreamed of to achieve social justice by the public ing in every communist country. motivates a factory to improve its pro­ transcending flood and earthquake, ownership of the means of production. People in those countries, especially duction if bankruptcy never occurs? plague and death, and now competition. The ideal has been in practice for more young generations, cannot help ques­ Communism does not allow unemploy­ Communism represents an attempt than half a century and remains an op­ tioning the communist doctrines from ment and bankruptcy, which it claims and a failure to realize the dream in tion for people in places like Nicaragua end to beginning. to belong to decaying capitalism only. modern society. and the Phillipines. Does the majority always agree on When a factory is losing money, all the A contradiction about constructive every issue? Certainly not. A govern­ money in the state bank is poured out competition is that it is self-destructive. Nile Huo ment is always necessary to do what to compensate it. Public ownership of The result of competition is the further the majority agrees on and to decide communism actually generates differentiation between the strong com­ guest column what to do when consistency is not equalitarianism which rules out com­ petitors. This destroys the basis for a found within the majority. This dictat­ petition. fair competition. The effect is espe­ ing government may represent the The naivete of communist fantasy is cially deteriorating when both social The main advantages of a so-called majority to some extent at the begin­ that it tried to achieve social justice by privilege and social disadvantage are communist society, according to its ning. But what guarantees that it will elimination of competition. Of course, bequeathed to future generations. That own propagandists, are as follows: so­ remain so? It may easily find an excuse it did succeed in eliminating competi­ is how hatred and despair find their cial property is ensured since everyone to apply dictatorship to every member tion in economy, and hence eliminating roots in the minds of children from poor has to work; individual creativity is en­ in the society. And finally, the majority development. Instead, another broad families. When the polarization sur­ hanced since each individual is one of dictatorship over the minority may well field was opened for competition, com­ passes human tolerance, a capitalist so­ the hosts of the country and works for become the minority dictatorship over petition in politics, which brought not ciety may hearken to communist ap­ himself and the entire society instead the majority. The majority government development, but catastrophe. peal. of his boss; blind competition between is not identical to the majority itself Since life began on our planet, there No doubt there should be some limita­ the companies, and hence periodic and hence would eventually be has been competition. It should not be tion to prevent differentiation from be­ crisis of overproduction, is avoided alienated from the majority. Unfortun­ surprising that egoism dominates the coming so huge. That is why each so­ since the public ownership allows the ately, so far no communist government behavior of animal individual. Life as ciety needs a government and law. The government to arrange the entire social has escaped such alienation. The as whole evolutes through competition question is where, how and to what ex­ production in harmony; social equality moderate communists in the western according to the rule of natural selec­ tent should the limits be set. The is achieved since the party official and Europe are still dreaming of the tion. However, human individual com­ socialization of capitalism in northern government administrators, all achievement they accuse their commu­ petes not only for its physical existence Europe and the capitalization of com­ devoted people, are public servants nist brother in Russia and China of in society, but also for its spiritual exis­ munism in Russia, and in China a few rather than rulers; social democracy betraying an authentic proletarian tence in culture. In this world of still months ago indicate that both is guaranteed since the proletarian gov­ government. As a matter of fact, there very limited material abundance, the capitalism and communism have got ernment, which represents the desire is no such thing as majority drive for material wealth rather than to learn something from each other. of the majority, exercises dictatorship democracy. When democracy is denied spiritual accomplishment is dominat­ Where elimination of one of them or over bourgeoisies and all other to one person, it is denied to all. ing human behavior. Competition still reconciliation will be the result is un­ parasitic which are seen to inhibit the The reinforcement of absolute un­ bears egoist mark and is far from be­ known. While competition is definitely democratic process. animity has necessitated a totalitarian coming purely spiritual. One funda­ necessary for evolution, we should also A heavenly dream, which turned out government in every communist mental of communist morality is to live consider that natural selection to be a nightmare, a nightmare in Rus­ country. As a result, people become for others' happiness. Unfortunately, it produces serpents as well as human sia, China, and many other places. vulnerable victims. There is no right of never worked. beings. The hidden assumption of com­ election since a government centered If communism is nightmarish, how Nile Huo (pseudonym) was once a munism is the universal selflessness. on certain ideology has to be formed has it come to be accepted in some na­ member of Red Guard (not to be con­ If this assumption were valid, com­ by hierarchy. There is no free press tions? Marx was not evil, nor is Mar­ fused with any international terrorist munism surely would have succeeded since every newspaper has to speak xism. Actually, when communism organization) during China's Cultural in replacing the capitalist system. with one voice in keeping with that came to power in China, it was hailed Revolution. However, once this proved untrue, ideology. as salvation by the majority with some-,------. Doonesbury Garry Trudeau Campus Quote OR.IAHJOPEE, (1}(){.., CAN'rGeT YO!VINNIE.' SORR't "The trouble with pre-marital sex MY PflfXJleM ANY SAFER THAN Y{)(}KNO/AJ, YOU60T ' is its power to impair this freedom 1$ 7HAT I THAT.' tuHAT5 THE THe GUYS ... A PRIJ8- MAN.tlL IXJNT FEeL- Pl?tJBleM r lEM~ 8AO< of choice. At the very time a couple UH. .. ReAPY. \ need the clearest view of one an­ I ' other and must be free enough from each other to decide whether to embrace each other for life, they are held in an embrace which makes them feel as though they have already done so, and so their energy to face the life decision is weakened.'' Fr. James T. Burtchaell "For Better, For Worse," 1985

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KIM YURATOVAC features writer

n Tostal Is Notre Dame's answer to A the "nothing-to-do-In-South-Bend" syndrome. The favorite pastime of many Notre Dame students Is com­ plaining. "But there's so much to com­ plain about." you say. There's the alco­ hol policy, the lopsided male-female ratio and South Bend. Notre Dame has long suffered through an Identity crisis In the party area. "I thought Notre Dame was a "dry" campus," a friend asked. "Well," I told her the whole story of the exodus off-campus. I started with the campus VIew party cruises, continued through Bridget's, and ended with the South Bend cops. "What about the bars?" she asked. "This Is Indiana. You need an ID, a really good ID," I tried to explain. "I think you should transfer to Univer­ sity Of Illinois, "she told me. Trying to defend the reputation of the Golden Dome, I told her about some of the better weekends I had here. "You mean the cops actually send the dogs on students," she gasped. Dramatically, I told the story of Notre Dame students who were brutally breathalyzed and harrassed while trying to er\Joy a party. An Tostal Is Notre Dame's chance to party. OK. so It Is non-alcoholic. But Notre Dame Is Infamous for Its at­ tempts to throw non-alcoholic parties. We did have the world's largest musical chairs competition, and then there Is Theodore's. An Tostal hasn't yet attracted the masses that nock to Indiana University for the Little 500, or to the University of Wisconsin for Halloween. But those are state schools. They are supposed to be party schools. Besides, Wisconsin has a grandfather clause In Its drinking law that makes many of us under 2 1-year­ olds legal there. And Indiana University gets .3000 kegs for their Little 500 weekend. I asked some students how they thought An Tostal could be built up Into a bigger, more famous event like those of the state schools. "Alcohol would make the event better," was the most popular response. "Couldn't they bend the rules just a little, like at SYR's or tallgaters?" they asked me. But we all know that we can have a good time without alcohol, I assured them. "At this school," said Doug Reil­ ly, "If there Is alcohol, people get more relaxed." I reminded him of the alcohol policy and told him that I knew the University wouldn't go for the Idea. "The people who are going to drink are going to drink regardless of the alcohol policy. It would be safer to drink on campus," said Reilly. As with any dis­ cussion about the alcohol policy, we came to no peaceful resolution. "I think An Tostal would be more successful if the faculty gave no papers or exams during An Tostal," Steve Rawlings suggested. Keep dreaming, I thought. It wouldn't be Notre Dame without all of the work. Rob Walters suggested that the An Tostal committee should send out questionnaires polling the students about what events they would like to have. "They should pump up the popular events like Bookstore Basketball and the mudplts more, to make them a bigger tradition," Walters continued.

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The Observer -- April 24, 1987 Scene-Page 2 Louder than bombs:turn it up

KEVIN WALSH Punk re-established rock and songs, like the great new "Is It features writer roll as the domain of the Really So Strange?" and "Ask." young. the energetic, and the Many times these "love" songs common rock critic com­ slightly insane. Disregarding are deceptively violent lyrically. A plaint is that there aren't the current. disturbing trend of The speaker in "Is It Really So enough exciting and adven­ metronomic, syncopated, Strange?" tells his lover: "Oh turous bands around these coldly programmed synth­ yes, you can kick meland you days. They hearken back to the music junk. the crop of what can punch moond you can 1960s as a time when bands rock history will regard as the break my face-but you won't like the Beatles and the Rolling important Eighties bands (not change the way I feeVCause I Stones (inarguably the biggest Boston, not Bon Jovi, and not love you ... " This is not a tradi­ and best bands of that time or Genesis) owe their start to tional lov.e song. any time) were daring and punk. The other category of commercial at the same time. Louder Than Bombs, a sort Smiths'songs -- political and A sort of glow emanates from of album retrospective social comment songs -- are these bands because they of the band's history thus far, not as prevalent here as they began at a time when rock is the Smiths' latest offering to are on other albums. "This criticism itself was in its in­ the American record-buying Night Has Opened My Eyes" is fancy. public. It can't really be called an especially moving song a "new" album, because it only against either abortion or boasts six "new" tracks, maybe what would happen if Records making the majority of the there were no abortions. songs here "old." This market­ This is what I meant about ~ \\ The Smiths ing ploy is a little too cute for the furthering of the punk idea ~ \Louder than bombs my tastes, since this double of turning pop music on its get annoying at times. Second­ really shown off well here, from album's new songs insure that ear. Like so many "enigmatic" ly, this album has eight songs the quasi-hardcore "London" to old fans will buy it. while its Eighties Bands (REM, Let's Ac­ on it which have been released the lullaby-esque "Asleep." As critics and fans alike grew Greatest Hits nature insures tive), the Smiths tend to throw on other albums already in dif­ Louder Than Bombs is a more jaded and discriminating. that new fans will be attracted, out a certain feeling through ferent versions. The new ver­ good Smiths album to get if the idea l,r the rock star too. the various images they write sions here are often disap­ you've heard about them but changed aud so did the music. Most of the music here into their songs. pointing. especially the don't have any of their albums. Inexplicably, before anyone represents an interesting evolu­ I have only two complaints re-working of the once haunt­ Don't expect themes. This is a knew ll most rock music was tion of the musical punk ethic. regarding Louder Than Bombs. ing "Back To The Old House." singles album. Whether the dull, populist trash. Im­ Smiths songs can be divided First. a general complaint that I On the bright side, Johnny Smiths become the Rolling mediacy, energy. and inspira­ roughly into two categories and have with some of the Smiths' Marr's innovative beautiful Stones of the Eighties is tion had fallen by the wayside this album, patchwork though songs is that Morrissey is guitar work continues brilliantly anyone's guess, but most of to danceabllity, showmanship, it is, is no different. sometimes a little too verbose and most of the new songs the music on this album proves and technical competency. This The first grouping are the and wandering in his lyrics, here are really great. Their as­ them to be an important. inter­ was what plagued the 1970s. ambiguous, confusing love and his tra-la-la yodeling vocals tounding musical range is esting. and innovative band. Rounding out An Tostal weekend

Frivolous Friday Sunny Saturday Serene Sunday

Jello-0 Toss 12:30 Alumni Road Rally 9:00 South of Stadium Bookstore Basketball Finals Licorice Eating 12:30 Cushing Hangover 51\ I OK 9:30 Stepan Center 1:00 Bookbag Toss 12:45 O'Shag Kite Flying 10-11:00 Stepan Field Hot Pepper Eating 1:00 Alumni Picnic 11:15 NW of Stepan Center Mattress Race 1:00 Cushing Balloon Toss at Picnic 11:45 NW of Stepan Center Egg Drop 1:15 Alumni Orange Passing 11:50 NW of Stepan Center Donut Eating 1:15 Alumni Wheelbarrow Race 11:55 NW of Stepan Center Watermelon Seed Spitting 1:30 Alumni Bucket Brigade 12:00 NW of Stepan Center Treasure Hunt 1:30 Admin. steps Potato and Spoon Relay 12:05 NW of Stepan Center Pie-in-Face 1:30 Cushing Sack Race 12:10 NW of Stepan Center Egg Toss 1:45 Alumni Clothes Relay 12:15 NW of Stepan Center Tire Rolling 2:00 Cushing Three-Legged Race 12:20 NW of Stepan Center Pie Eating 2:00 Alumni Mud Pillow Fights 1:00 Mud pits Keg Toss 2:30 Cushing Mud Wheelbarrow Race 1:15 Mud pits Cereal Eating 2:30 Alumni lnterhall Mud Tug of War 1:25 Mudpits Cow Chip Throwing 2:45 Cushing Mud Pits 1:15 Mudpits Popcorn Eating 2:45 Alumni· Mud Volleyball 1:30 Mud pits Obstacle Course 3:00 South Dining Hall Chariot Races 2:00 Mudpits Car Stuffing 3:30 Alumni Frisbee Golf 4:00 Holy Cross Hall 1m persona tons 3:45 Sorin Stage Frisbee Finals 5:00 Notre Dame Stadium Loudmouth 4:15 South Quad Stage Recess 101 8:30-11 Stepan Center Serf Auction 4:30 South Quad Stage Timbuk 3 Concert 10:00 Stepan Courts Friday Night Dance 9:00 Stepan Center

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DENNIS CORRIGAN Pat and Barbara originally record and have so much suc­ reatures writer met in Madison, Wis., but cess. Although, there are lots moved to Austin, Tex., and a of bands. There's a whole new imbuk .3 isn't your average club called the Hole In The crop of bands --really good T group. When they play out­ Wall. After an appearance on bands-- that are getting airplay doors at Stepan Saturday, MTV's "The Cutting Edge," on the radio. It was a good you'll only see two people: the I.R.S. signed the group to a year for new bands. husband and wife duo of Pat record contract, and the group MacDonald and Barbara K. So put on Its shades. Other bands out of Austin? why the Tlmbuk .3? In a recent phone conversa­ Besides the fact that Barbara tion with Barbara, she talked There are a lot of bands that says three is the group's lucky about the group's recent are doing well In Austin. Maybe number, the third member of European tour, philosophy and more regionally that are real the group, T.3, Is a jambox more. successful or in a few regions which plays prerecorded bass of the country. There aren't and drum machines to the How were you received that many that have good duo's onstage guitar playing. everywhere? record deals where they go to It's an unusual mix. but then record companies promoting Tlmbuk .3 Is an unusual group. It went really well. I was albums. Although the T-Birds The group It big with their surprised. We were real popular are certainly an exception. debut album, Greetings From in r:ngland at least and some They're doing great. Tlmbuk .3, which featured a other countries are starting to mule carrying a television on catch on to our music too, What do you think It Is about ·•' the jacket cover. Their debut which is kind of interesting to Austin that there are so many single, "The Future's So Bright. me (laughs). bands coming from there? I Gotta Wear Shades," went J Top 20. In addition, the album Are you really surprised by the We're a supporter of original Timbuk 3 was one of the most original of success you've had? rock and roll. It's just the com­ the year, mixing a variety of munity. There are so many Oh, yeah. We played there where there's a lot outdoors all rock. country, folk. blues and Sure, I mean it's kind of rare clubs to play and lots of bands. under an alias right before we year round. I know that Pat reggae. that bands put out their first It's a vibrant music scene with went to Europe and had a used sneak his radio under the all different styles. There are a great gig. We haven't played covers at night when he was a couple blues clubs, rock clubs, there since we've been back. As kid and turn It up only loud NO 'E»I and big clubs that can have a matter of fact. I was there enough so that he could hear. touring bands and also help last night. out the local acts. It's really I read a quote In Rolling Stone good. You have so many different where Pat said that the styles of music on your album. "universe vibrates to a 8o And then there's The Hole In What types of music were most Dlddley beat." What Is that? Is The Wall. Influential on you? he a big 8o Dlddley fan?

And then there's The Hole In Oh, all different kinds. Pat I think he's a fan of the Bo Ironwood liquors The Wall (laughs). listened to the radio, and I was Dlddley beat or what has been 1725 North Ironwood South lend more Influenced or actually coined the Bo Dlddley beat. We 272-71.W Were they happy to see you Inspired by live music because like the music of Bo Dlddley. I back? I grew up mostly In Texas think his politics are a little questionable, though.

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Where did you get the Idea for the mule on the cover of the ANN MULLER "~owe~ 60/l a~~ occagtong:· record? Come in and Browse I saw a picture In National PRESENTING Geographic when we were 327 Lincolnway l3l-3354 recording. It was a picture of a LECTURE ON HER NEW BOOK mule transporting a television through the narrow streets of a Moroccan village. We'd been R.~NTS MATTE thinking about using a televi­ sion somewhere on the cover SHIPS because some of our songs deai with TV and the media. I just thought It was a good Image. When I saw this with a donkey I thought It was really comical. Originally, when we Within walking distance to the tried to get the actual photo­ University of Notre Dame graph, we could never talk to the photographer, just his TIME 8:00P.M. agency. They wanted to charge 1404 North Ivy Roecl south Bend, lndl6ne 46637 $10,000 or something to use PLACE. Galvin Life Science Auditorium the photograph and that was (Second Floor) "Your Home Away From Home" more than we spent even For reservetlons cell recording the record. So we DATE 24 April 1987 (219) 277-9662 found Ears. The Observer -- April 24, 1987 AN TOSTAL Sights of Spring continued from page I Even though An Tostal hasn't yet attracted the wandering road-trippers of the Midwest, It is still good party. Where else could you find the world's largest basketball tournament, featuring 662 teams, with the most creative team names (at least they used to be creative). The finals of the bookstore tournament end the An Tostal events on Serene Sunday at 1:00 p.m. at Stepan Courts. The final two women's teams and the final two men's teams will battle it out for the XVI title. Frivolous Friday should be called "Fat Friday" since many of the events center arond food. There are contests for licorice eating, hot pepper eating, donut eating, pie eating, cereal eating, and pop­ corn eating, to name a few. The An Tostal committee was clever in recognizing Notre Dame's love of free food. All of the food events take place in front of Alumni and Cushing beginning at 12:30 and lasting until 2:45. Friday's events also include a keg toss. Yes, the kegs are empty. But, who empties them? Someone told me that they shipped them up from IU. A mattress race, cow chip throwing contest, car stuffing contest, impersonations, loud­ mouth, and a serf auction are some of the other afternoon events on the South Quad. Sunny Saturday is also known as Muddy Saturday. Many consider the mudpits to be the highlight of An Tostal. People like playing in the mud, throwing mud, and most im­ portantly, throwing other people in the mud. This year's mud events include a chariot race, wheelbarrow races, pillow fights, volleyball, and tug-of­ war. The formal mud events begin at I :00 p.m .. The free­ for-all lasts as long as anyone can stand it. The mudplts are the ideal way to get back at those who threw you In the mud last year. The mudplts are also an Ideal way to let out all the frustration of the semester before finals. And they say Notre Dame is a dry campus. Saturday's events do Include a lot more than the mud. There are the hangover 5K and !OK at 9:.30 a.m. at Stepan Center. Satrday morning and early afternoon is filled with picnic events, including a three-legged race, a sack race, and a balloon toss. And Satur­ day night there's recess. Is that Notre Dame's answer to the alcohol policy? Recess lasts from 8:30-1 1 at Stepan Center. The highlight of Saturday evening's events is the Timbuk 3 concert. Timbuk 3 is one of the hottest bands to invade An Tostal Notre Dame in a long while. The concert is outdoors at at J. Farley pulls in a win 2. A spring swing 3. JELLO--not just for dessert Stepan Courts at 10 p.m .. And 4. The secret to Druid growth 5. Passing the orange--Does Dulac approve? 6. Foul the event is free. So there you have it, An much? 7. Yeah, we're cool. 8. Wanna go to my SYR'? 9. Slamming in the rain 10. Girls Tostal, the Notre Dame tradi­ strut their stuff at Air Band Competition 1 1. Twisted and still smiling 12. Peacefully tion. If this year's events are successful, maybe the word will paddling along Lake Marian 13. Saint Mary's g iris at the end of their rope get out. Maybe next year Notre Dame will get 3000 kegs for An :ostal, emp!l, of course. -----~ -

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. jJr .. , " The Observer -- April 24, 1987 Scene-Page 6 Notre Dame concludes s with Blue-Gold Classic By MARTY STRASEN to rally Stewart's troops from a ,~ Assistant Sports Editor I 0-.3 deficit. The Blue did provide a com­ While this year's 57th-annual eback threat, but the Gold held Blue-Gold Spring Classic Is not on to post a 24-I7 victory. surrounded by the hype of last "I am definitely going to stay year's debut of Irish head coach up there this year," Holtz said. "I Lou Holtz, Saturday afternoon's told coach Stewart after the intrasquad battle might just be game last year that I'd give him one of the most important spring another chance in the next one." games played to date. This time, Stewart will call the The last session in a 20- plays for the Gold squad, and will practice spring gets under way be banging heads with new Irish at I :.30 p. 111. In Notre Dame outside linebackers coach Barry Stadium and gives the Irish an Alvarez, who will coach the Blue. opportunity to dispel any notions Once again, the losers of the that a tough spring with limited contest will be required to per­ numbers has not shaken a team form a total of I 00 hours of com­ coming off a 5-6 season. munity service around the South "The players think it's been a Bend community. very physical spring," Holtz said. "That's really not because we've OFFENSE been playing more physical foot­ ball, but because we've been Quarterbacks - Junior Terry doing the same things with less Andrysiak has established him­ people. self as the No. I signal-caller this "That takes a lot out of a spring, and will be looking to player, but I'm just pleased that tighten his reign as he leads the we've made it through the Gold. The 6-1, 18I-pound workouts without any serious in­ Andrysiak has always been juries. That comes with good tabbed as a runner, but showed fundamentals and a good atti­ in the team's third spring scrim­ tude." mage that he can throw the ball No, this year it was not injuries as well, racking up I89 yards in The Observer /Greg Kohs' Notre Dame tailback Mark Green breaks through look to lead the Blue squad In tomorrows annual which left Notre Dame with a the air on a 12-of-I 7 completion the line last year against Pittsburgh, and. will Blue-Gold Spring Classic. depleted roster. It was the ratio. Sophomore Tom suspension of tlve players from Chapleau, a walk-on who has ferson (5-9, I79 pounds) has at a position lacking consistency Scott Bufton are back at the in- spring play because of discipli­ seen limited play this spring, will been perhaps the biggest and thus far. side spots. nary reasons (linebackers Cedric be the only back-up for most pleasant surprise this Junior Reggie Ward will handle For the Gold, converted ful- Figaro and Dan Quinn, and fresh­ Andrysiak. spring, coming off a knee injury the flanker duties for the Blue in lback Frank Starns and hard- man offensive linemen Jeff Pear­ The Blue quarterbacks have and making things happen. Jef· front of walk-on James Sass, hitting sophomore Greg Hudson son, John Zaleski and Jason the depth advantage, but will ferson scored three touchdowns while sophomores Ray Dumas are at outside linebacker, backed Cegielski), as well as pair of need either Pete Graham or Steve in the scrimmage just prior to and Aaron Robb will share time by Kevin McShane and Mike players still out until fall under Belles to come up with a big per­ the Easter holiday, and is giving for the Gold. Visovatti. Freshmen Mike Proposition 48 (linebacker John formance to counter the play of last year's leading rusher, Mark Give the depth advantage to Stonebreaker and Greg Harris fill Foley and quarterback Tony Andrysiak on the other side. The Green, a for a spot on the the Blue at tight end, with junior the inside slots. Rice). two big sophomores have been No. 1 team. Francisco is also Tom Byrne and walk-on Mike The Blue-Gold Classic, sharing time with the No. 2 of­ playing on a rehabilitated knee Brennan, while the Gold team Secondary - With each team however, gives Holtz a chance to fense, with Graham keeping the but has been carrying the ball will rely solely on the services of having two players at just about forget all the problems and have ball in the air most of the time more and more as the spring has sophomore Kurt Zackrison. every position, the defensive sec­ a little fun before the pads are and the 6-4 Belles doing a lot of progressed. ondary might be the deepest unit put away until August. running. Behind the Blue team's Green, a 6-foot, I8.3-pound Offensive Line - The standard taking the field tomorrow, and "It's important after a long, version of the twin towers will be sophomore, led the Irish last task of the linemen in the Blue­ Holtz is hoping that translates hard spring to end it all on a fun walk-on Joe Fuqua, who has year with 406 yards, has picked Gold Ciasic is to survive, and with into some hard hitting and quick note and give the players a been used mainly in specialty up where he left off this spring the suspension of three offensive feet preventing the big play. chance to compete," Holtz said. roles during spring workouts. and will start for the Blue. The linemen at the start of the spring, The Gold squad looks to have "It should be fun to watch." speedy ex-flanker led the Irish in the situation is even worse this the edge on paper with what Tomorrow's game also gives Tailbacks • If Holtz' claim last both rushing and rece1vmg year. could amount to three or four Irish tight ends coach George year that teams with initials in categories in the second spring Co-captain Chuck Lanza will starters. But with the balance of Stewart another opportunity to their names are tough to beat scrimmage, and is always a line up in the middle of the Blue talent in the backfield, you can keep Holtz in the pressbox. applies to individuals as well, the threat when he gets to the out­ line, and will be helped in the never be too sure what is going Last year, after vowing to Gold will be strong at tailback. side. Green will be helped with trenches by Marty Lippincott, to happen on the field. remain in the upper level of the 'AJ' and 'DJ' - Alonzo Jefferson the tailback duties by walk-on Tom Freeman, Chuck Killian, At strong safety for the Gold is stadium pressbox and watch his and D'Juan Francisco - will share Jon Monahan. Pete Rockich, Dean Brown and sophomore George Streeter, assistants do the coaching, Holtz time in the backfield, and should Tom Rehder. who looks to have one of the found himself on the Blue provide a consistent threat shuf­ Fullbacks - Freshman Anthony For the Gold, co-captain Byron starting jobs at that position. sideline in the second half trying fling In and out. The senior J~- Johnson, the team's second­ Spruell fills the right tackle slot, Streeter is backed up by walk-on leading rusher last season, has flanked by Tim Grunhard, Steve Marc Dobbins and Marc Gleason. spent the spring season making Huffman, Ted Healy, Dam Prin­ For the Blue, Yale transfer Pat the transition from tailback to zivalli, Jim Dadotis and Vesey Eilers should start at strong fullback. Tomorrow, he will be Wilborn. safety, in front of Doug Diorio. tested, as the 6-1, 220-pounder With the limited number of Sophomore Corny Southall gets the starting nod in the Blue players, you can bet that just has the free safety job for the backfield. Johnson will be about all of the above-mentioned Gold, while junior Chris Kvochak backed up by Joe Jarosz, who players will be pleased when the and freshman Dave Jandric are has seen time with the reserve final quarter expires. at free for the Blue. offense this spring. Junior Marv Spence and fresh­ The Gold team has what DEFENSE man Stan Smagala start at the amounts to the spring's top two corners for the Gold, while junior fullbacks in senior Pernell Taylor Defensive Line - The defensive Mike Tafelski and freshman Pat and freshman Braxston Banks. side of the trenches is not in bad Fravel are sure to see some time Each rushed for better than 200 shape as far as numbers are con­ behind them. For the Blue, yards from the fullback slot in cerned, and a low-scoring con­ juniors Brandy Wells and James I986, with the 216-pound Taylor test might just be the result. Bobb will cover the corners, gaining 284 yards and the 208- Rich Morrison anchors the while Mike McLooneand Bob Sat­ pound Banks adding 209. Gold team from the nosetackle terfield will tlll ln. position, while Matt Dingens and Wide Receivers- Last year's Blue­ Bryan Flannery will line up beside Kicking Game - Untested. Gold game's top offensive him in the tackle positions. Mark That word describes just about player, who also happens to be Nigro and Steve Roddy will be all the kickers for Notre Dame, an all-American, will suit up for the main reserves. as John Carney and Dan Soren­ the Blue squad this year and is For the Blue, Tom Gorman fills sen took care of all those duties slated to start at the split end the middle, with Jeff Kunz, Ted in the past. position (although normally a Fitzgerald and Michael Crounse Top placekicking prospect, flanker). Junior Tim Brown has tllling in at tackle. junior Ted Gradel, will join soph­ been the big-play man for the omore James Sacco on the Gold Irish this spring just as he was Linebackers - Much of the heavy team, while junior Vince Phelan in the fall of '86, and will share hitting this spring has come from will take care of the punting time with junior Tony Eason for the outside linebacker position duties. - the Gold. At split end for the Blue for the Irish. Junior Darrell For the Blue, sophomore will be emerging freshman Pat "Flash" Gordon and freshman Reggie Ho will be aiming for the The Observer/Greg Kohs Terrell and sophomore walk-on Rod West fill the outside backer uprights, while sophomore Irish flanker Tim Brown was last year's. Blue-Gold offensive MVP, Brad Alge, who also could make slots for the Blue, while junior David Munger will do the pun­ leading the Gold squad to a 24-17 victory. a name for himself in the future Wes Pritchett, Mike Farrell and ting. The Observer -- April 24, 1987 Scene-Page 7 .. What was once round of 662 has been narrowed to Elite Eight Elite Eight ~Wtt.n W• RepNI Tequill Whllti LlghtntnG By PETE SKIKO as Matt Dlngens has given Te­ Gary Sasse, Blll Sullivan and and BRIAN O'GARA quila the big man that may have John Leone. O'Grady's height ...., .. 8t(10 !li:OO 1------. -----14!,14 8KU 5:00 Sports Writers been the missing link In their and shooting touch Is comple­ 1 previous Bookstore bids. The mented by crafty boardwork. 4'215 ST1 5:00 1------Eight teams. Seven games. rebounding and Inside scoring of while Sullivan and Sasse can go 4 BIMII'J\1 Jamml One champion. The laws of the Dlngens and Sean Cullinan have on scoring binges at any time. game of basketball tell us that added a new dimension to a Leone replaces talented John any one of the eight remaining squad that Is already one of the Mundo from last year's runner­ squads are capable of walking best passing teams In the bunch. up. away from Stepan I as the newly­ Mike Scotty returns from last crowned Bookstore champion. year's team to bring even more Who's Next••. Who Cares? - An -----1 4'25 8T1 I cOO But only five players will sur­ experience to the well-rounded unheralded fivesome from St. +2• 8~0 loOO J-----' l-----i ""'OKlO 1•00 vive the rigors of the next three unit. Brian Koehr, who led Te­ Ed's, the apparently apathetic days, and experience the glory quila with six points In the round Who's Next certainly doesn't play 0.' Brot,_,.. and adulation befitting the win­ of 16 on Wednesday, fills the fifth like a team which doesn't scout ...... _ ners of the month-long tourna­ spot. and prepare for upcoming foes. ment. Each remaining team has Joel Rump has had the hot hand endured a long and grueling Da' Brothers of Manhood - lately, scoring seven and nine road, paved with Midgets, Quick and exciting play has led points, respectively, In his Druids, Fags, Team No. (take Manhood through six victories squad's wins In the rounds of .32 Women's Bookstore your pick). and Dead Chicks; as and could take them to the finals. and 16. Mike DIPaolo is the floor well as pouring rains, driving Joel Williams and Tim Brown general for Who's Next. wielding blizzards and biting winds. return from last year's Much More a deadly shooting touch and dis­ field down to eight Today's games will be played Manhood, which made the Final hing out pinpoint passes to on the Bookstore Courts this af­ Four before bowing to Lee's teammates Mike Nelligan, Greg ternoon at 5 and 6, while the BBQ. Brown may be the key In­ Noe and Brian Brohman. This By THERESA KELLY have good overall players and a semifinals and finals will be gredient for Manhood, running team lacks dominating height Sports Writer lot of balance," said Annmarle played at Stepan. Here the fast break as If the court had and relies on quickness. Reilly. "The competition this year Is a quick rundown of the final yard markers. Williams teams The Women's Bookstore Is really tough, but we just need eight teams: with Donald Royal to give Man­ Corporate Raiders • Corporate Tournament Is down to Its Elite to play well to win." hood the muscle and height un­ Raiders has become the dark Eight. Here's a brief look at the Hoosier Lawyer??? • A team Party At Chips When We derneath, while Kim Adams and horse of the remaining teams, remaining teams: We Weren't made up entirely of law students, Repeat - The defending cham­ Wes Shorter add outside scoring with help from a rather Cheerleaders In ·High School • the Lawyer has breezed through pions have quietly become the punch and quick hands on vociferous fan club. Fan support After squeezing out a 21-19 vic­ the tournament on the strength team to beat In the tournament. defense. Da' Brothers benefit won't beat Da' Brothers of Man­ tory over We'll do Anything For of basketball experience and Known last year as Lee's BBQ from Brown's decision to stay on hood, but great efforts from A Quarter In the round of 16, teamwork. They had little trouble Roundhouse, Party at Chips campus for the Blue-Gold game already-hot Pat Walsh at the Cheerleaders hopes Its balanced with Who Needs High Heels, returns four players and adds rather than head to the Drake point. John Buscher (and last scoring will continue. Anyway? In their last matchup, Rick DIBernardo to replace last Relays for the track team. year's nine-foot slam dunk king) "We have fun, but we work winning. 21-14. A tournament fa· hard, too," said Kathleen year's Bookstore MVP, Jim at shooting guard, and Cedric vorlte, the Lawyer should con· McDavid. "We run a three-guard tinue to play well. Dolan. They have run teams Into New Order - This quintet from Figaro Inside just might. The offense, but depending on the the ground for the past three Grace Hall Is one of three un­ Raiders also need the defensive fast Break five • Er\Joylng a other team's strengths, we can great height advantage over weeks with their height and ranked teams remaining In the play of center Jeff Stump to go to the middle well, too." most of the other Bookstore quickness, scoring most of their tournament. They have dis­ remain consistent as the squad teams, the Five hopes that Inside points In the transition game. played hot outside shooting In heads into the tourney's last leg. Double Decker Oreo Cookie • No doubt about It, this Is a tough play and rebounding are enough Bubba Cunningham, who also recent games and play well to­ Outside shooting and a smooth team. Last year's champ, the to carry them to the finals. "The played for 1984 champion gether as a team. Joe Hills has transition game have carried the Cookie looks to the scoring of competition looks really good," Macri's Dell, runs the show from paced New Order with his quick­ Raiders thus far. Lavetta Willis and team quick­ said one of the Five, Cynthia the point for the favorites, while ness and shooting touch, while ness to demolish Its opponents. Gucklen. "We have good bal· Tim Crawford and Ralph Ferrara Steve Beuerleln adds outside 4 Slamma Jamma • Team play "I think our chances are really ance, though. Everyone contrl· both can fill up the basket from and the recent emergence of scoring punch. DIBernardo, a good If we keep playing the way butes." Will that be enough? Only member of the 1985 champion the outside. Ferrara tallied nine Scott H leks as a dominating pres­ we are," said Cookie player time will tell for the Five. points In Wednesday's 21-18 Fun Bunch, bangs the boards for ence has been the driving force Zanette Bennett. "We are deter· Kukla, fran, Ollie, and 2 Other Party at Chips along with Mike come-from-behind win over 4 behind 4 Slamma Jamma's suc­ mined to keep our title." The Players· Another team that relies Kovaleski and Tom Antonini. Fags and a Zahmble. Ray Blajda cess. Hicks nailed 11 points In Cookie's defense has prevailed on balance, Kukla has added and Chris Jenks are the big men the squad's nip-and-tuck 24-22 so far, having given up only two quickness and endurance to get Tequila White Lightning • A In the paint. while Hllls and Craw­ victory over SOMFAW on Wednes­ points in Its first two games. to the Elite Eight. "We play well team that has been to the final ford have the height to bang the day, but when and If Hicks fal­ Iceman, Slider, Maverick. as a team," said Tina Duffy. "We 16 of this tournament for five boards as well. ters, he has more than simply bit Goose • How About a Game of have a great combination of out­ consecutive years has to be players to back him up. Ray Flan­ Hoops? · The team with the side shooters and Inside play." highly regarded, and Tequila Leone's Stallions - Last year's nery and John Wassll have pro­ longest name, the members Quixotic Quint • A really tough White Lightning certainly Is. runner-up has run Its way to the vided scoring punch, and Chris have played well throughout the team, the Quint looks to wrap up Floor captain Lou Nanni, himself final eight. holding Its opponents Perozek. a first-team All· tournament behind the scoring four great years of Bookstore a former Mr. Bookstore, has once to under I 0 points In most Bookstore selection last year, of Francine Kelly and Colleen play with a championship. "We again molded this squad Into a games, Including a 21-8 drub­ hopes to find some more of his O'Connor. "Francine really sets are better this year with our new cohesive unit that's hallmarks bing of Put It In The Hole, Chief, old form late in the tournament. the tempo of the game," said a player (Kathy Brommeland)," have been consistency and level­ on Wednesday. AI Martin runs the Tom Schuster Is a role player team member. "We've got a run· said Regie Richter. "Kathy's headed play. Nanni has quite a break for Leone's, dumping off who wlll shoot when open, but nlng team, and If we play our awesome at center. The compe­ corps to feed the ball to this year, to teammates Mike O'Grady, otherwise wlll crash the boards. game, we'll do really well." tition Is good, but our height will Still Having Fun - Led by point help." The Quint, another team with balanced scoring. hopes to SUMMER SESSIQN---guardMaryBethBorkowskl,and ---1987 the rebounding of Jane Weldon, keep up their outstanding play Having Fun Is looking to take top and make this a tournament to NOTRE DAME STUDENTS honors In the tournament. "We remember. The Summer Session is an excellent opportunity to supplement ELEGANT PASSAGE IS BACK your academic year program at reasonable cost, only $88 per credit with their spring line of cottons hour.

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.. The Observer -- April 24, 1987 Scene-Page 8 Of bigots, Bakker & peacemaker King

hat I chiefly hate about disqualify him as a civil rights understood that human gran­ shepherd of souls who brought mythologizin!:i was beginning. W this very cruel century is leader with an immaculate deur is always flawed. the black sheep home? '"He's a and Notre Dame would be en­ its unwillingness to tolerate dream of children unbothered Curley was a lovable rogue cancer on the body of the riched by the myth. heroes. Martin Luther King was by prejudice. operating on the principle that Church," declared Jimmy Sometimes the opposite a very great hero who kept tel­ A story out of the Talmud you can't make an omelette Swaggart throwing the poor, happens, however. Sometimes ling us, "I have a dream." It says that at the creation, the without breaking eggs. Meeting soiled shepherd to the wolves mythical figures are belittled was a powerful dream, for Master of the Universe decided a poor, homely widow, Curley because of a five-year-old sin. for their feet of clay. Giants are which he was willing to put his that living things should begin would slip her some change. The electronic church has no forgotten as though they never life on the line. It was a dream as seeds which keep getting "Every woman needs money sacrament of reconciliation existed. Their monuments rest which inspired other bigger and bigger. Only sorrow and good looks," he would tell available to the sinner needing in the hearts and minds of Americans, whose families had was created fully-grown. People her, "and now you have both." to make his confession and young scholars to whom they been badly used for many were created to decrease the Such a compliment covers a receive absolution. There is no imparted the lessons of love generations, to start dreams of size of the sorrows in the multitude of sins. He was seal of confession; one preac­ and truth which decrease the their own. King's dream of world. adored in South Boston as an her discusses another preac­ size of the sorrows in the black children and white The devil continually tries to Irishman who grew up poor her's frailty on a talk show world. Like Martin Luther King. children growing up peacefully blind us to human goodness. and never forgot to take care beamed coast to coast. There they serve God with their im­ together as brothers and "The evil that men do lives of his own. are no reserves of grace whi~h maculate dreams. I hope these sisters was so good that it after them," Shakespeare Even though he spent part of heal the soul and fill it with myths rise from the grave to seemed like one of the mes­ wrote, "The good is often in­ his time in office as a jailbird, peace. Even the shrink felt free haunt the campus. sianic messages given to the terred with their bones." 'There the voters whom he was good to describe Bakker rolling on Old Testament prophets. is always something." said to didn't mind. They felt that the floor out of shame and he loved them, and that he self-hatred. would help the working man or Everything that happened Father Robert Griffin his bereaved family when times was show business staged in a AIM HIGH were hardest. He would chase glass house, as simple enter­ Letters to a Lonely God away the sorrow waiting at the tainment. Such a religion has door like a wolf. A month after no grass roots; its pastors are Curley's death, Archbishop Cus­ con artists ignorant of what When King stood on the Willie Stark. the politician out hing received the Cardinal's red Christianity means by mercy steps of the Lincoln Memorial of the Louisiana statehouse In hat for which he had been and forgiveness. With them as to describe his dream in a "All The King's Men." "From the waiting for years. The Irish his judges, Bakker was more speech, the streets in Washing­ stink of the diaper to the said, "James Michael got the sinned against than sinning. ton were jammed with crowds stench of the shroud, there is Cardinal his promotion." Once there was a famous of his followers, black and always something you can use Even if the courts declared teacher on this campus who ~ white together, anxious to lis­ as blackmail." That's a fairly James Michael a crook. the used to remind his students ten to him as the new Moses Presbyterian outlook. about Irish knew that all was well with that the Latin word "credo" GET THE delivering the slaves from which Oral Roberts tells us not his soul. He was like the Good doesn't mean "I behave." As bondage. He had a dream In to worry, since sinners in need Thief who was told on his the years went on, the teacher, living color which defined him of hanging are saved by faith deathbed, "You will be with me through consistent self-neglect, EDGE as a patriot. He understood the and not works. in Paradise." got sick and slowed down Air Force ROTC can abstract language in the official John Kennedy wasn't a saint. Now, all the lovable rougues physically. His former brilliance help you stand out from documents guaranteeing He wasn't even a martyr in the who used to rule the cities are dimmed; he survived as a the crowd. Our training Americans their right to life, same sense King was. Still, dead. Edwin O'Connor wrote ghost, too burnt out for fresh program gives men and liberty, and the pursuit of hap­ Kennedy left us proud of being their obituary in "The Last Hur­ insights. During the sad time women an equal oppor­ piness. Americans, and the country has rah." We will not see them he was dying. the students tunity for success. You can King's bitter enemies were been going downhill ever since elected to pubic office again. kept alive the reputation of his have a responsibll' position not the politicians defending he died. Could we not give him You have to worry about a greatness. right away. Why settle fur segregation as part of the credit for the size of his man who doesn't have a On the day of his funeral, I anything less'? Southern way of life. His real dreams as he showed them to dream, or who doesn't trust heard one freshman telling an­ Air Force ROTC enemies are the detractors who us on his inauguration day or that other people have a dream other, "He died of a broken now try to keep our minds off at the Berlin Wall? How many that they live by. How could the heart." I could have con­ Ph. 239-6634 his dream by their insistence more books will be written to television preachers have tradicted him, "He died as an on our looking down at his al­ demythologize Camelot? turned on Jim Bakker If they alcoholic," but it somehow All~¢:>

leged feet of clay. He died for We've become a nation of believed he was sincere as a seemed better not to. A kind of lr~oERSHIP ExcELLENCE STARTS HERt his country's sins in the way cynics anxious to find out the that soldiers die in a war. worst about people so that we Bigots, fearing the image of can write them off as phonies. Notre Dame him as a black Christ spread The Boston Irish who kept Communication and Theatre the stories dishonoring him as voting James Michael Curley presents a God's servant. They tried to for mayor were realists; they Notre Dam&'Saint Mary's Theatre production of ~v..-.x:.v..-~-- 7 DOME 1987 ·m ·' DISTRIBUTION by William Shakespeare Outside Stepan Center Directed by Reg Bain

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I The Observer I Friday, April 24, 1987 - page 10 Oilers down Jets; Leafs stop Wings Associated Press a tangle of arms and legs and past Winnipeg _ goaltender EDMONTON, Alberta - Pokey Reddick. Charlie Huddy and Dave Hunter made it 2-1 at 18:30, Hunter scored late in the first rebounding Steve Smith's slap­ period Thursday night and the shot past Reddick. Edmonton Oilers went on to a 5-3 victory ovl;!r the Winnipeg Maple Leafs 7, Red Jets to take a two-game lead in Wings 2 the Smythe Division finals. The Jets, who have never DETROIT- Toronto got first­ beaten the Oilers in an NHL period goals from Steve playoff game, host Game 3 Sat­ Thomas, Rick -Vaive and Dan urday night. Daoust as the Maple Leafs beat The Jets scored first when the Detroit Red Wings 7-2 Dale Hawerchuk stole the puck Thursday night to take a two­ to the right of Edmonton game lead in their best-of­ ~oaltender Grant Fuhr and seven Norris Division finals. centered the puck to Thomas The Maple Leafs, who won Steen, who beat Fuhr with a only 10 NHL games on the road rising wrist shot at 6:35. all season, now have won four But Huddy tied the game of five away from home during with his first goal of the the Stanley Cup playoffs. The playoffs at 16: 18 when his slap­ series resumes Saturday night shot from 45 feet went through in Toronto. AP Pboto White Lightning late. I thnm Although Detroit's Steve Chiasson got the best the Maple Leafs dumped the Red Wings, 7-2, in this will be one of the best of Toronto's Jeff Jackson in this confrontation, NUL playoff action Thursday. _ Raiders matchups of the to'Urney, with continued from page 16 both squads virtually even on Joe Hills, Tim Crawford and In the Final Four, then, we the boards and in team speed, Ralph Ferrara as a backcourt have Party at Chips against but Tequila's desire to win the Order rebound with Donald Royal, big one will be the deciding fac­ continued from page 16 trio provide the firepower, and New Order and Tequila White Ray Blajda is blue-collar- un­ Lightning facing Da' Brothers. and if they can stop Tim tor. Tequila, 21-18. will be the best game out there derneath. If New Order can New Order and Tequila will Brown's quick first step into today. But I'll ruin the surprise shut down the Stallions fast have to settle for finishing one the paint (two pretty big if's, The final probably will be and tell you now- the New Or­ break and continuing shooting step away. Party at Chips is but the Raiders have the people billed by the commissioners as der has arrived. well, they're not done yet, baby just too much for the fivesome to do it), they will beat Da' the tourney's dream matchup, Now I realize Leone's is the (I've heard that before). from Grace Hall. And Donald Brothers of Manhood. I expect and there will be the pre-game most intense team in the tourn­ Da' Brothers of Manhood Royal will need to assert him­ overtime, and I don't think Da' hype, the throngs of students ament, and I know it has a may just have the best overall self more than he has, but Man­ Brothers can pull off another pulling for the underdogs and great transition game. And I talent among the remaining hood's quickness and the inside nailbiter. Raiders by two. the drama building after the see how no teams have even teams. Corporate Raiders are play of Royal, Joel Williams In the semis, Party at Chips All-Star Game. Stay home and come close to beating Leone's. riding in Cinderella's carriage and Brown the leaper will over­ will face its most severe test of study, folks - you can mail this Aye, there's the rub. They have and have been playing great whelm Tequila. the tourney from Leone's Stal­ one in. Tequila White Lightning not been tested. New Order has team ball. But Manhood has Party at Chips When We lions, and still win by five or will be down early and stay survived a few scares to get to been tested, they have just Repeat vs. Da' Brothers of six. Too much height, too much down. But it shouldn't despair. this point and needs to be at its begun to click as a team and Manhood. muscle. Just too much. Corpor­ No one could have prevented best to beat Leone's. But it will. Tim Brown is staying in South Manhood has the talent, but ate Raiders could be a team of Sunday night's bash at Chips. New Order's balanced attack Bend, so I don't see an upset in Party at Chips is the better destiny, but I don't think it will At l~ast I hope not, or I'll hear and hot shooting are peaking. this one. team, so I'll see you at Chips. be able to stay with Tequila about it for an awful long time .

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The Observer Friday, April 24, 1987 - page 11 Bookstore writers Bookstore bits by Brian O'Gara, Pete Sklko and Theresa Kelly Brian and Pete's Women's sportsmanship award How numbered teams fared pick Quixotic Quint Most Censorable To 5 Mistresses of Captain Barbel, The tourney began with 119 of 662 Uncensored Names which best displayed the attitude that teams censored by the Bookstore As Women's Bookstore Bas­ overcome the running and (part 1) Bookstore should be fun. committee and given numbers. ketball enters the final rebounding edge that the Five 1. Paul Bunyan, Father Sorin and After the first round, 42 numbered three other guys who ... teams remained. weekend of competition, the have. 2. Chicken Patties, SMC Chicks, After the second round, 15 num­ tournament continues to run The final preliminary game and three other things ... bered teams remained. smoothly, despite thun­ has The Quixotic Quint taking 3. If You Fake It One More Time ... Kelly's favorite names After the third round, 7 numbered derstorms, worms on the court, on Kukla, Fran, Ollie, and 2 4. Fawn Hall Desktop Aerobics (women's teams) ... teams remained. broken fingernails and rain­ Other Players. We are picking and ... 1. Kimba and the 4 Potatoes After the fourth round, 0 numbered shortened games. And despite the Quint to make it to the Final 5. Liberace, Len Bias and 3 Other 2. Not Afraid of Public Ridicule teams remained. Guys Who ... 3. We Chuckle in the Face of Chaos some gaps in communication, Four by using its size and con­ we've been able to get a pretty sistency to defeat the smaller, good idea of who's hot and team-oriented Kukla, Fran and Men's shutout Remaining teams with ... and her favorite who's not. Friends. 4 Fags and a Zahmbie 21, Druids 0 varsity athletes censored names (men's teams) (women's teams) Women's unorlglnallty award 3 - Party at Chips When We Repeat 1. Team No.5 (Bauerlein, Kovaleski, DiBernardo) 2. Team No. 25 To everyone - let's see a little more Anne Gallagher creativity on the court next year. -Da' Brothers of Manhood (Royal, 3. Team No. 80 Brown, Williams) Theresa Kelly 1 - 4 Slamma Jamma (Hicks) -Tequila White Lightning (Dingens) Women's Bookstore Basketball - Corporate Raiders (Figaro) (women'• teams) Brian and Pete's 2 - Still Having Fun (Borkowski, Wel­ Brian and Pete's Most Censorable In the early rounds, it looked This leaves us with the Final don) most offensive Uncensored Names as if any team that had a set Four, the dream come true for - Double Decker Oreo Cookie censored names (part 2) play and a general idea of the (Willis, Bennett) (men's teams) 1. ...Like to Eat Beaver in the the women involved. In the first - Hoosier Lawyers (names unavail­ 1. Team No. 59 Woods definition of defense would game, Double Decker Oreo able) 2. Team No. 644 2.... ND Guys Like to Eat have an easy time. But now the Cookie will win. This team is 1 - Quixotic Quint (Brommeland) 3. SOMFAW 3 .... I'll Spit in Your Face chips are down, and the loaded with outstanding - We Weren't Cheerleaders in High You'll have to figure out their real 4.... the Rise of Oliver North remaining teams, the Elite players, and Iceman, despite School (Waller) names on your own 5 .... Get into Some Bad Crack Eight, have earned the chance its talent, will bow out in this to bask in a spotlight reserved round.

Observer Graphic 1 Pete Gegen only for those who deserve to be called the best - the Wo- Although Hoosier Lawyer??? has made a great ------1111!1!---~--!II--111!1-JI!III--~~------• men's Bookstore Basketball .. Notre Dame Communication and Theatre Champions. case for itself, we're going to • ·1 The true test for us comes pick (with some hesitancy) the Quixotic Quint. Currently on a '( THIS WEEF•KmSerAiesTPreseTntsH: E SNITE ~:'b~~J~~;~:;~ufi~~r~t~~h: roll, the Quint only gave up five V winds and make our champion­ points in its Sweet 16 game. Individual admission: $1.50 ship predictions. Again, the size advantage will The first game pits Double tell the story. Decker Oreo Cookie against We Marlann• and Julianne (19811 Friday, April 24 at 7:30 & 9:30pm, Snlte Weren't Cheerleaders in High So in the final, it's Double Marrianne and Julianne Is the story of two sisters; it is also a story of the political turmoil of Germany in the 19708. School. We have to go with the Decker Oreo Cookie taking on Cool and precise on the surface, but seething with feeling and paradox underneath, von Trotta has fashioned one of the experience and talent of last the Quixotic Quint, a most moving and penetrating portraits of the desperate politics of a chaotic era, and of the lives that were transformed by it. year's champ, Oreo Cookie. Al­ worthwhile championship though Cheerleaders made it to matchup if there ever was one. the final four in 1986, they won't This is finally going to be the Stardu•t Memorle• (1980) Monday, April 27 at 1 pm, Snlte year for the Quint, who will Memnro .. as Alien's version of Frederico Feiiini's 8 112. Alien plays a harrassed celebrity filmmaker who discovers be able to crumble the Cookie. there's a meager satisfaction in such adoration. A bitter look at fame and success. The second game is tough to dethrone the 1986 champion call, because the teams are and take the crown. The Quint Blind Alley (1939) Monday, April 27 at 9pm, Snlte evenly-matched and playing can't lose, its history makes the A psychotic breaks out of prison and holes up in the house of a criminal psychologist J(CJ. 104 Thursday night in the opener of their NBA playoff se­ (fflicltael (J)ec-L)attP)J, ries. ern. @. Gr @. Trailing 95-81 with 7:37 left, the Bulls scored the next seven g/wma., 0. {)aug/tan, @.d.@. points to kick off a 19-5 run that tied the game 100-100 on Mi­ @J.m./e., [}3. {Jon/on, @.d.@. chael Jordan's two foul shots with 2: 10 to play. ge[[rey Jl. JliJJe/1, @.GJ@. Jazz 99, Warriors 85 f:Roberl 0. f.Roel:;e/, @.GJ~@. Karl Malone and Thurl Bailey each scored 20 points as the Utah Jazz held off a late For further information about charge by the Golden State The Holy Cross Community and the One Year Warriors for a 99-85 victory in the opening game of their Candidate Program, contact: playoff series. Lakers 128, Nuggets 95 Fr. Mike Couhig, C. S.C. James Worthy scored 28 Fr. Paul Doyle, C. S.C. points and Earvin "Magic" Vocation Directors Johnson threw in a spectacular 80-foot basket at the halftime P.O. Box541 buzzer as the Los Angeles Notre Dame, ln. 46556 Lakers mauled the Denver Nuggets 128-95 in their playoff Phone: (219)- 2.39-._6=.38=5;;;M:;;;==;;M;;;;! opener. -.. JU5 •• ------~------~------...... f The Observer Friday, April 24, 1987 - page 12 Wo~nen's tennis teain The Elite Eight 21 HoosW Uwyet'?77 travels to Indiana :1 We Weren't Ch..,leaderl 4'23 AN013 4:00 In Hlgh School Hooalet" Llwyt~r 1 ?1 4'23 ANG17 4:00 By SHEILA HOROX number-two doubles team with We'll Do Anything Who Needs High Sports Writer Stephanie Tolstedt. lore Quarter I 19 14 HHIS Anyway?

Although the quiet Illig shies 4'24 ST1 5:00 ~----1 4'24 ST1 8:00 Four Rooms The Notre Dame women's away from the attention, her Make 1 Wall 13 THm No.5 4125 ST1 4:00 tennis team travels to court demeanor is one of a ~ DoubMI Decker Fast Brute Flva 4'23 ANG14 4:00 0~ Cookie 4'23 ANG13 5:00 Bloomington, Ind., today to fierce competitor. Daub.. Decker face two more Big 10 oppo­ "I consider myself a perfec­ Or.o Cookie r21 21 nents, Indiana and Michigan tionist, and I enjoy the competi­ . 5 Olrla In Search State. tiveness of the sport," said Il­ 13 The Oyster Crew 9 of L.arga Condominiums The former will provide the lig. "I think I thrive on the ' IIcemen, Slider, Mliverlck, GooN Kulka, Fran, Olllto 41.ZJ ANGlS : How About 1 Garne of Hoops? -- and 2 OtMr Playara greater challenge to 6-8 Irish, competition. 4 00 4-23 ANG14 5:00 Icemen. Slider, Maverick, GooN as the Hoosiers are currently How About a Game ol Hoopa? 21 ranked in the nation's Top 20. "I realize I've come a long --1 4125 ST1 3:00 Realistically, the Irish are not way since last year. I'm trying 4-24 ST2 !5:00 l------j 4-24 ST2 8:00 anticipating an upset, but the to come to the net more as op­ The ...... 12 21 Quixotic Quint Quixotic Quint Irish would at least like to take posed to sitting on the baseline, .V.Z3 ANGUS 4:00 I51111 Hevlng Fun 423 ANG15 5:00 some matches from IU. and during a match I'm recog­ Still HIIVIng Fun r21 "Indiana will probably win nizing what l need to do, and Source· Women·s Bookstore Basketball Com1ttee the match, but they'll have to then I'm setting out to do it." Observer GraphiC · laura Stanton and Pete Gagen earn it," said Assistant coach Against IU, Illig is hoping the Steve Simone. "We want to Irish can raise their level of make IU win the points, rather play, but the Irish will have to Theology at Saint Mary's College Fall 1987 than us giving them away." maintain that intensity tCl beat If the Irish take any matches Michigan State. from the Hoosiers, don't be Earlier this year the Spar­ Special Electives surprised to see sophomore tans handed the Irish one of Natalie Illig's name under the their toughest losses, a 6-3 deci­ win column. Illig, who plays at sion. Four of the six singles RLST 335 Thomas Merton Malits W: 6:30 p.m. the number-five singles posi­ matches went three sets and RLST 340 Sacraments Murphy TT: 1:15 p.m. tion, has a 9-5 singles record the Irish managed to capture RLST 420 Religious Education I Feeley Tu: 6:30 p.m. thus far, which is the best on but one. RLST 445 Evolution of Theology Egan TT: 11:00 a.m. the squad. According to Irish head Illig made the team as a coach Michele Gelfman, the walk-on last year, but saw only Irish are much-improved since limited action while playing their previous meeting with ND students fulfill first requirement in theology by taking doubles. This year, in addition Michigan State, and a win to her number-five singles spot, against them will be concrete RLST 200 and the second requirement by taking RLST 201-299. Illig comprises half of the proof of that. ND students may register for SMC Religious Studies courses at usual ND times for registration at Stepan Center, at ND Registrar's Wish yqur friends a Happy Birthday Office, at Theology Department (Rm. 340 O'Shaughnessy), and at thrqugh Observer advertising. Madeleva, Rm. 172 at 4:00-6:00, Monday, April 27 and 4:00-5:00, Wednesday, April 29. Call 239·5303 fQr details. For further information, call 284-4535.

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By STEVE MEGARGEE Butler scored first when The Irish would later regret the sixth, and he did not give u}:> a team's inability to make plays Sports Writer junior first baseman Jeff Cun­ missed opportunities. run in four innings. on defense as a prime reason nington, who haunted the Irish After Fitz' four innings, Tom "They weren't overpowering for the loss. For six innings Thursday at throughout the game, blasted a Howard came on for the Irish, pitchers," said Gallo. "We "It's a simple game, and Jake Kline Field, the Notre solo far past the left­ allowing one run in two innings swung at pitches that weren't we're making it really difficult Dame baseball team appeared field wall against Irish starter of relief. In the seventh inning, good, and we weren't making right now," said Gallo. "We to be breezing toward its fourth Robert Fitz. It was the only the Notre Dame pitching did· adjustments.'' had several opportunities to consecutive victory. trouble Fitz ran into in his four not fare quite as well. Erik make double plays and didn't innings of work. Madsen opened the inning on Cunnington, who had five hits do it. There's no way in the in five at bats and four RBI, But in the final three innings, Notre Dame made sure the the mound and, after giving up world the game should have dealt the final blow to the Irish the Irish fell into the same bad lead did not last long, as a run­ an RBI single to Cunnington gone to the point it did." in the eighth inning. Following habits that caused them to lose scoring single by Mike Moshier and loading the bases, gave a two-out double by catcher eight straight games earlier, and an RBI double by Pat way to John Gleeson. Gleeson Notre Dame will go on the and Butler came from behind Pesavento put the Irish in retired his first batter for the Brad Phelps, c;unnington got road this weekend for a three­ to beat a sloppy Notre Dame front, 2-1, in the second inning. second out of the inning, but the game-winning RBI by game series with St. Louis, a driving in Phelps with a double team, 6-5. Notre Dame scored twice then walked in two runs to tie team that has suffered more to the centerfield wall. Cun­ than its share of losses. Even "I really thought if we could more in the fourth inning and, the score at five. Brian nington ended the game with a though St. Louis held a 4-31 win today, playing a struggling after another RBI by Butler's Piotrowicz became the third home run, a double and three record going into this week, St. Louis team this weekend, Cunnington cut the lead to 4-2, Irish pitcher of the inning, and singles. Gallo stressed that another we might be able to get some the Irish grabbed another run got out of the inning, but by in the fifth inning to take a 5-2 then Butler had tied the game. The Irish could not rally in sloppy game could result in a wins together," said Head disappointing weekend. Coach Larry Gallo. "I told lead. Meanwhile, after the Irish the final two innings, and them they had to be ready from The Irish had several had more or less had their way Piotrowicz suffered the loss "St. Louis is kind of strug­ the beginning of the game. We chances to break the game with Butler starter Rick Ghar­ after giving up one run in two­ gling, but no matter who we have to make some hard and open, but Notre Dame left nine rett, they were being puzzled and-a-third innings. While play, we're going to be in for a fast decisions in the next week runners on base in the first five by Bulldog reliever Tim Mas­ Notre Dame Jeft 13 runners on long day if we don't make the and a half." innings to keep the game close. heck. Masheck · started the base, Gallo pointed at the plays," said Gallo. •mam IAU • an Prices good through April ...... IlK IUIO ~7~~,0pm City Wide Liouors Liquor !I; (2 miles from campus, ~r~!-~~tpm 3825 North Grape Road, Mishawla 272-2274 1.75 I I comer of Edison & Grape) L...--....:...--- Largest selection of corked wines in area Silvercrest Gin ... $7.99 Call us on your SYR partie~ tor price quotes~~ 1.75 I BEER (cases) Glenmora Vodka ... $7.99 1 I ~~~-~ W1ne ""'- Ancient Age and Cola ... $.99 Michelob (24 bot.) ...... $9.89 ~~~~ ~~ ; :r= ,.. Iii 4 pak 1.75 I Rhinelander (24 RTN bot.) .... $4.79 b. ~:r:;::--;c::-t;t'::! Castillo Rum ... $10.99 Busch (24 cans) ...... $6.99 ~ t;:--zt_..,._W_..... B Bartles & Jaymes ...... $2.99 1 I Miller (24 cans) ...... $7.99 ~ ~ ~~P=~ockl - New Red) Giro Tequila ... $6.99 Hamms (24 cans) ...... $5.99 MhJHE 11 Bud Quarts (12 bot.) ...... $10.99 Seagram's Cooler ...... $2.99 Old Thompson (blend) ... $6.99 Special Export (24 bot.) ...... $8.99 1.75 I Old Thompson (blend) ... $9.99

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The Observer Friday, April 24, 1987 -page 14 NY wins lOth straight; Astros dutnp Braves Associated Press Thursday night and home runs by Devon White, Wally Joyner CLEVELAND -Dave Win­ and Brian Downing led the Cal­ field hit two home runs, includ­ ifornia Angels over the Min­ ing a three-run shot with two nesota Twins 7-3. out in the ninth inning John Candelaria allowed four Thursday night, as the New hits, struck out six and walked York Yankees extended their one in seven innings, earning winning streak to 10 games his third straight victory of the with a 5-4 victory over the season. Donnie Moore pitched . the final two innings for his In five career at-bats against third save, allowing one hit. Cleveland starter Greg Swin­ Candelaria also beat Twins dell, 1-3, Winfield is 3-for-5 with starter Frank Viola 1-0 last three home runs. The other week, with Moore getting the homer came in the Yankees' save. home opener this season. Astros 5, Braves 3 The Yankees now are 13-3 and just one game behind Mil­ HOUSTON -Kevin Bass had waukee in the AL East. three hits and drove in three AP Photo Swindell struck out six and runs as the won limited the Yankees to two runs their ninth straight home Paul Zuvella and the are stopped Cleveland Thursday night by a 5-4 on three hits through the first game, beating the Atlanta flying high on a 10-game win streak. The Yanks score. eight innings. But he walked Braves 5-3 Thursday night to Rickey Henderson with one out sweep a three-game series. homer of the year with one out single to center with men on two runs apiece and Danny Cox in the ninth, and, after Hender­ Rookie Dave Meads, 1-0, got off San Diego starter Andy second and third. The second pitched his first complete game son stole second, walked Don the win in relief, striking out Hawkins, 0-2, giving the Reds run scored when Phillies' cen­ of the season as the St. Louis Mattingly before Winfield lined the only batter he faced. Dave a split of the four-game series. ter fielder Milt Thompson mis­ Cardinals defeated the Chicago the game-winning homer to Smith recorded his fifth save, Tom Browning, 2-2, allowed handled the ball. Cubs 5-2 Thursday. left. pitching 1 1-3 innings of score­ seven hits in 7 2-3 innings to Randy St. Claire, 1-0, pitched The victory pulled St. Louis Dennis Rasmussen, 2-0, less relief. Rick Mahler, 2-1, beat the Padres for the second 1 1-3 innings of relief to get his into a first-place tie with the threw a six-hitter for eight in­ was the loser, going 6 1-3 in­ time this season. He struck out first victory of the year for idle New York Mets in the Na­ nings. But Brook Jacoby and nings and giVing up four runs three and walked none. Montreal. Andy McGaffigan tional League East. Chicago Carmen Castillo hit consecu­ on eight bits. pitched the ninth inning to pick had won the first two games of tive homers with two outs in Reds 3, Padres 2 Expos 6, Phillies 5 up the save. the three-game series. the ninth, driving Rasmussen Mike Jackson, 0~1 took the Cox, 3-0, scattered 11 hits from the game. SAN DIEGO -Dave Parker, MONTREAL -Vance Law hit loss for Philadelphia. with no strikeouts and no Dave Righetti got Rick who had struck out in his pre­ his third homer of the season The Phillies scored five runs walks. Dempsey to pop out for his vious three at-bats, hit a solo and Reid Nichols had three hits off Expos' starter Floyd Rookie right-hander Greg sixth save. homer in the eighth inning to as the rallied Youmans, who lasted 2 2-3 in­ Maddux, 0-2, gave up all five Angels 7, Twins 3 break a 2-2 tie and lift the Cin­ to beat the Philadelphia nings. St. Louis runs during his six in­ cinnati Reds to a 3-2 win over Phillies 6-5 Thursday. Cardinals 5, Cubs 2 nings of work. MINNEAPOLIS -Darrell the San Diego Padres Montreal trailed 5-4 entering Lindeman's two-run single in Miller's single in the sixth in­ Thursday. the seventh but took the ST. LOUIS -Rookie Jim Lin­ the first put the Cardinals nine: drove in the winning run Parker connected for his fifth lead when lined a deman and Jack Clark drove in

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Sgorts Friday, April 24, 1987 - page 16 Won1en's Bookstore slices field to eight By ANNE GALLAGHER the upcoming competition Sports Writer despite an almost flawless win. "I feel nervous, I hope we'll While An Tostal activities got win, but its going to be tough," underway Thursday, basket­ said Kelly. balls were bouncing on the out­ The Icemen will face Still door courts of the Angela Ath­ Having Fun in today's action. letic Facility at Saint Mary's Double Decker Oreo Cookie campus. The contests resulted continued its winning ways as in the selection of the elite eight it looks for a second champion- Women's ... Bookstore Basketball teams which will for the ship title. The Cookies championship this weekend. crumbled any hopes Four "The tournament looks well Rooms Make a Wall had of ad­ balanced," -said chairwoman vancing to the finals, defeating Barbara Tull. them, 21-13. Zanette Bennett There were strong perfor­ led the Cookies with seven mances by many contenders points and teammate Lavetta but only the favored teams Willis added five. came out on top. The closest The luck of the Irish was not contest pitted We Weren't with Erin Go Braugh, which Cheerleaders In High School was defeated by Quixotic against We'd Do Anything For Quint, 21-5, despite the support A Quarter. The Cheerleaders of Notre Dame head basketball squeaked by the Quarters, 21- coach Digger Phelps, who 19. came out to cheer on his No major surprises took place in Women's Anne Gallagher has details at right. In other action, The Oyster daughter Karen. Bookstore action at Angela courts Thursday. Crew was frozen solid in its en­ The Quints were led by Kathy deavor against the Icemen. Brommeland's six points. The Crew was held to nine Still Having Fun will con­ Kilcullen nanted to full-time job points against the Icemen's tinue to do so today since they chilling defense. The combina­ defeated Heels, 21-12. Hoosier Special to the Observer Siena College. A native of New assistant for three years at St. tion of leading Icemen scorers Lawyers beat Who Needs High York City, Kilcullen is a Francis (Pa.) and was on the Francine Kelly and Colleen Heels, 21-12, while Team No. 5 Matt Kilcullen, a part-time graduate of Lehman College. staff at Loyola College in Bal­ O'Connor dismembered the dropped out to the Fast Break assistant on the Notre Dame He coached for three years at timore for one season. Oyster Crew defense. Five. Finally, Five Girls in basketball staff over the last Castleton (Vt.) State College Nix is a veteran of the Notre "There's something wrong Search of Lare Condominiums two seasons, has been named and one year as an assistant at Dame summer basketball with our system," said Crew only found disappointment full-time assistant to replace Delaware Valley (Pa.) Col­ camps. member Mary Sheridan during against Kukla, Fran and Ollie Jim Baron, who recently ac­ lege. "Matt is one of the brightest the game as the Icemen in­ who won, 21-13. cepted the head coaching job young talents in the coaching Nix, 28, comes to Notre Dame creased its six-point lead to The remaining teams hope at St. Francis CPa.) College. profession," said Phelps. after serving on former Irish nine. for better weather this Jeff Nix, an assistant at "He's been a positive factor in The rest of the game followed weekend, as conditions were Xavier the past two years, will assistant Pete Gillen's staff at our success the past two Xavier the past two seasons. suit, as Kelly hit a turnaround chilly during yesterday's ac­ fill Kilcullen's spot on Coach seasons. We have a great tradi­ jumper to give the Icemen a tion. Digger Phelps' staff. A native of Portville, N.Y., tion of our assistants moving 16-9 lead, and O'Connor added "Pray for sun," said assis­ Kilcullen, 33, joined the Nix played two seasons at on to head their own programs, several short jumpers off nice tant chairwoman Anne Notre Dame staff after serving Canisius College, graduating and I'm confident Matt will join feeds from Kelly. Laverty, as some exciting play three years as an assistant at from tnere in 1980. He was an those ranks some day. Still the Icemen are wary of is expected today. Bookstore writers try hand at prognosticating Jimmy the Greek, you need not Sure it lost Dolan and changed its Mter covering Bookstore Basket­ Next...Who Cares? in today's fret. name, but Rick DiBernardo fills Jim­ ball XVI for three weeks, it has be­ matchup. This one might be closer Mter Sunday's Bookstore Basket­ my's spot more than adequately and come apparent to me that just about than a lot of people think, as the un­ ball XVI final is completed and a Party at Chips has what every coach anyone can beat just about anyone derdogs might fly out to a fast start 1987 champion is crowned, I don't loves to see - height, quickness and on any given day, give or take a few and Tequila may have some early plan on heading to CBS for a job. I great shooting. Scott Hicks and Com­ exceptions. jitters. Tequila's calm in the clutch couldn't work with Brent Musberger pany for 4 Slamma Jamma have But in my opinion, one team is will prevail, though, in a tight one. anyway - he wears funny hats. But struggled with less-talented teams, about to become the fifth team in Now, my colleague O'Gara gets a Brian Pete -·~~--,: :~ O'Gara Skiko Bookstore Basketball XVI Bookstore Basketball XVI

hopefully my Bookstore predictions and will have to pull off a minor Bookstore history to repeat as cham- little nutty, though things admittedly will be better than the Greek's NFL miracle to win this one. p~n. • get tougher from here on in. I like picks, or I may never be able to step Tequila White Lightning is another There might be an upset or two New Order's tough inside game, but into North Dining Hall again. one of those teams that plays in­ along the road to the title, but I don't I'm going with the experience and Basketball games are never ab­ credibly well together, and Lou think anyone is in the class of Party court savvy of AI Martin and Gary solutely predictable and that is what Nanni is everywhere on the court. At Chips When We Repeat, last Sasse, and another win for Leone's makes it a great sport. Especially Both teams have had trouble playing year's Lee's BBQ Roundhouse. We'll Stallions. Martin is just intense un­ down the stretch, some favorite's in poor weather, so rain could be a get to the title game in a bit. Here der pressure, Sasse can hit from toes will be stepped on. neutralizing factor that gives Who's are my picks for the quarterfinals, anywhere, and Mike O'Grady will At any rate, with some reserva­ Next a shot. Otherwise, Who's Next the semis and the final on Serene probably play a big factor. Look for tion, here is what will happen over doesn't have to worry about its next Sunday. a physical contest, with the Stallions the final three days of the Bookstore game - it won't be until next April. Today, Party at Chips will destroy prevailing by three or four. Basketball tournament. But the amiable prediction atmo­ 4 Slamma Jamma. Scott Hicks can Ah, my Upset Special. I've Today's first two games will be at sphere ends there, for Mr. Skiko and carry 4 Slamma Jamma only so long watched Corporate ·Raiders' last 5 p.m., featuring Party at Chips vs. I differ on the 6 p.m. games- Leone's before the house of cards comes three games and they've got a one­ 4 Slamma Jamma and Tequila White Stallions vs. New Order and Corpor­ crumbling down. Party at Chips will game-at-a-time attitude that doesn't Lightning vs. Who's Next... Who ate Raiders vs. Da' Brothers of Man­ give up no more than 13 points, as fool me. This is a solid squad that Cares. We may be no fun, but Pete hood. their inside game will dominate. can adapt to any game conditions. and I agree on these games. The Leone's-New Order matchup Tequila White Lightning looked a They can run the ball. If they can Party at Chips is undoubtedly the little sluggish in the round of 16, but - best team among the Elite Eight. see ORDER, page 10 I don't see them bowing to Who's see RAIDERS, page 10