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$ 00 Inclu1des Tax No. 28, Vol. 110 Philip, South Dakota 57567 Thursday, March 3, 2016 www. pioneer-review.com Hayes community comedy play is “Operation Redneck” Hayes actor Tyler Green tries to get someone else to do his charac - ter’s laundry because he is bare ex - cept for his waders. The smell is Del Bartels potent – his and the laundry. His When the sheriff demands you work out the brawling yourselves, and love for his daughter, though, is hands you a case of beer, all gets worked out. Even a redneck and a drug - sweet. But she believes that his store cowboy can be friends for a few minutes. They might not feel the love could be deadly for her city pain when their girlfriends and their protector get hold of them. From slicker boyfriend. left, Hayes actors Jack Mortenson, Thomas Doolittle, Carissa Dolittle, Levi Neuharth and Mindy Kirkpatrick. neck boyfriend. All he needs are a by Del Bartels constant supply of cold ones, a The Hayes Drama Club will present the comedy “Operation Redneck,” video game, not having a job, a Friday and Saturday, March 11-12, starting at 7:00 p.m. CT, and Sun - The character played by Mindy Kirkpatrick, second from left, is at the end of her rope. Her city slicker girlfriend who likes riding in bro - day, March 13, starting at 2:00 p.m. CT, in the Hayes Community Hall. boyfriend, played by Thomas Doolittle, far left, is getting real sick pretending he is a redneck. Her jokester ken cars, and proving he’s the best. A redneck gal is worried about her city clicker boyfriend visiting her friend, played by Levi Neuharth, third from left, is not quite right anyway but especially after keeping the cha - Best what is probably too much to for the first time. He may not survive meeting the community, her room - rade from Kirkpatrick’s stage father. Meanwhile, her roommate, played by Carissa Doolittle, right, is unsuc - ask. When the city guy confesses mate’s boyfriend, or more especially her redneck father. cessfully trying to figure out almost anything. that his girlfriend, “said I needed Her two best friends, both somewhat “special” in their own way, to be more like you,” this redneck scheme to do Operation Redneck to get the dude to fit in. First, they Julie, Tina and Benny. The first act is during a Saturday morning, act smartly replies, “There’s irony for you.” He finally decides he will do the warn the gent to act a whole less city-fied. Not having a clue and going two is a few hours later and act three is still later the same day. An in - ultimate for his girl by, “going to get a GED and take those college overboard, he hilariously fails. “Better change first, a little less store- termission separates act two and act three. courses so I can get that job at the Come & Go convenience store.” bought cowboy please!” Mindy Kirkpatrick takes the stage in her 10th Hayes play as a coun - Tyler Green takes the Hayes stage for the first time, playing the can - The sap gets tested, threatened, attacked, kissed, arrested, drunk, try girl with big city dreams. “The city sure can open your eyes.” Her tankerous father. His dreams for his daughter are seemingly the exact displayed on television and almost falls off a watertower. Don’t believe character loves her father and her boyfriend; thus the problems start. opposite of who she is trying to hide from him. His idea of laundry day me, better tune into the local channel 10 to see the dancing chickens, Her friends try to save her; with friends like hers, who needs enemies? is when all he has left are his fishing waders. He has the biggest gun the city guy’s cooking show, the city guy’s poetry lessen and the mob ri - Carissa Doolittle, in her second year on the Hayes stage, portrays an collection in this county. The play revolved around that he wants only oting to kill the city guy. It’s a hoot. airhead, small town girl. She is dating the epitome of a redneck. She one thing for his daughter. Every time someone says that things can’t get any worse, well that’s has no idea what an epitome is, but she has a cold beer ready for him The big city boyfriend is portrayed by Thomas Doolittle, in his first what the theatre phrase “on cue” means. Finally, the father discovers every time he says so. Hayes play. He plays a young lawyer who works for causes such as an - what his daughter has been dating. “There ain’t no problem that can’t In his 11th Hayes play, Levi Neuharth plays the smart-mouth friend. imal rights, the wrong political party, and anything else that immensely be fixed with a gun!” Redneck justice hits the fan. His favorite targets for insults are the two gals, but anyone is fair game. opposes everything his girlfriend’s family stands for. He is a man’s man For this 63rd year of community productions, the volunteer group of But, he will do anything – yes anything – to help them out. “Really!? I who likes to wear an apron when he cooks, give flowers and recite po - six actors is under the directorship of Judy Fosheim. All jokes and ref - got to be nice to her, too! This isn’t fair!” He may verbally hit one aspect etry. He does like to kiss, that is when he’s trying not to puke. erences to any individual or group mentioned during the play are in no of the play, “Disgusting! No, that’s entertainment!” The play ends appropriately enough with, “Run, you good for nothing way to be taken seriously. And, there are plenty. In his first Hayes play, Jack Mortenson plays the ditsy blond’s red - redneck! Run!” This three-act play is set in the living room of the house shared by Local pharmacist speaks at AARP/RTA meeting by Del Bartels jobs for people,” said Kjerstad. specifically indicates not to. with a large percentage of the tax season remaining. Courtney Kjerstad, owner of the Dakota Country People can deal with people, can Kjerstad closed with compli - Clients do not have to be AARP or RTA members to Pharmacy in Philip, was the guest speaker during the answer phones and questions, and menting her staff, including the get free tax return expertise. monthly meeting of the Philip AARP/Retired Teach - can provide other services. recent school to work student. “We Winners of the fifth grade grandparents essays will ers Association, Monday, Feb. 29. Everything is at the discretion really have a good crew,” she said. be announced after the SD RTA convention, May 3-4 She is originally from Gettysburg, and her husband, of the insurance companies. They In other AARP/RTA business, in Pierre. Dillon, is from Wall. They decided they would “rather sometimes change things in the the local chapter gives $25 in an - The annual lobby day in Pierre is receiving more have our family grow up in a small town atmosphere, middle, and not tell you. “We nual membership dues to the and more interest. Marcia West said, “If you didn’t get everyone watching out for everyone else.” As a phar - spend a lot of time on the phone Philip Chamber of Commerce. It to go this year, let us know and we will make sure you macist, she feels fortunate that Philip has such a good with insurance companies,” said annually donates $100 to the sen - get to go next year.” Attendees talk to legislators and health care system. Kjerstad. ior center. As of this year, it will witness senate and house floor discussions. Trans - Kjerstad spoke of new programs that help prevent When a brand name of medicine donate $100 to the state RTA to go portation is free, as is the noon meal with legislators. medicinal errors, some having doses individually first hits the market, you see a toward two $1,000 scholarships to An open informational meeting by the Country packed. She promoted some people using medicinal name underneath it which will be awarded to teachers applying Cupboard food pantry is set for March 21 in the lobby planners. eventually become the generic from across South Dakota. Local of the Senechal Apartments, starting at 5:30 p.m. Kjerstad is in favor of people continuing to use their name. It can be nine years, or membership dues are only $5, The next meeting for the Philip chapter of local pharmacy rather than mail order programs. In- sometimes a lot longer, before with what is collected going to - AARP/RTA is Monday, March 28, at the Bad River person visits can take less time than getting a pre - other companies can manufacture ward local park upkeep and other Senior Citizen’s Center, starting at 6:00 p.m. The scription through the mail. Often the insurance the drug under the generic name. community projects. guest speakers are the candidates for city council co-pay is the same or not that much different. She de - Then the prices will fall with the Robert McDaniel reported that, seats and for school board seats, if there are any who scribed a hot day, a hot mailbox, and gel medicines competition. Quality control, so far this tax return season, he do not run unopposed. waiting for you to retrieve them. Mail order drugs, “If though, is the same. Kjerstad said has done 35 you don’t have trouble, they are good,” said Kjerstad.