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teratophilia OP's chain

Pokémon drawbacks swarmed and damned +400 1400 CP total

Region rolling, 8 eight chose Hoenn origin city life -50 CP starter in region common:Koffing -50 CP 1300 CP left free running free survival training -100 CP blend in -300 CP savant -600 CP six Master balls -200 CP HM collection -50 CP rebreather -50 CP

*Notes :The plan is simple, Pokémon journey, just an average Pokémon journey, maybe see if I can bust up team Aqua , then once Archie is on his knees begging for mercy. I explain the water cycle and how even if he did manage to capture Kyogre it would have helped him one iota.* ending team, the damned bats make good XP even if they don't stay down permanently. And I don't dream normally so even nightmares will be a welcome change to that. Ending team:Hariyama ,Solrock ,Weezing, Gyarados, Metagross, Machamp ending choice. Continue

Body mod the big guy free charmer -100 appeal X2 free shape X2 free strength X2 -100 speed -50 sense -50 endowed X3 free endurance X2 -100 ever cleansed -100 metavore -100 *notes :I'm not much to look at in real life, and I'm used to being the big guy, this way I can keep that up, as well as not have to worry about my appearance so much.* cosmic warehouse plumbing -10 heating/AC -10 force wall -20 shelving free workshop and medical bay -30 portal-30 loft -10 food supply -10 housing -20 *notes:going to need somewhere to live and keep my stuff, the warehouse is as tall as it needs to be so I'm going to break stuff up into pallet sized sections and stack them on top of each other.*

The Bay maintenance drones -4 munitions dump -4 matter furnace-6 machine shop -1 fueling station -4 garage -1 *notes: a place to keep vehicles I don't want to break up into pallet sized sections as well as a way to keep my guns and vehicles fed *

Companion Jumpchain Supplement stasis pod X7 -70 companion tracker -10 companion communications -20 *notes. This is why I didn't get any stasis pods previously*

Companion support supplement a little help from my friends(high-power) time flies when you're having fun -20 rec room -10 9,000 Channels And There's Still Nothing On! -5 quantum fridge -5 the games we play -10 Park -0 Covered Pavillion with Water Fountain, Bathrooms, Vending Machine , free increase size X2 -10 random wildlife -5 pond-5 hyper dimensional hub -5 where everyone knows your name -20 "24/7 365"-20 FLGS -10 bookclub -5 costume racks, free

*Notes all those people are going to want somewhere to be an something to do, also with the park if we get any at animals they can, hunt, romp and play, and generally be in the wilderness. The tricky part will be training them not to eat each other, but with a state park's worth of area to give each other space. This shouldn't be too much of a problem*

Pokémon mystery dungeon Chespin free starter import -300 free skills free crush free evolution X2 , one for me one for my partner -400 instinct -100 multitalent -100 aura ribbon -50 rescue badge, free multitalent -100 goggle specs -200 dice roll:2 treasure town

Ending move set Giga Impact ,Pain Split ,Earthquake ,Spiky

*I'm not getting ambitious with this one, the amusement is going to come mostly from the romance between me and my Pokémon partner. *

Ending choice. Continue

Infamous chose Seattle-100 CP prisoner -100 CP smoke regen free strength -100 durability -100 stamina -100 analytics -150 hypervisor -100 bio capacitor free hardened cell phone -100 light body armor -50

*Notes: join the Seattle PD, pretty much police procedural , except for the fact that I'm a cop with superpowers against crooks with superpowers, chasing them down with Parkour.*

Monopoly annoyance +100 CP ankle biter +100 CP just make it stop. +200 CP only the dead can know piece from this, +300 CP embarrassment +100 CP go already -200 Savings and Loan -500 fast-track -100 Fashionable Restructuring -100 CP *Notes: the plan is simple, cheat just the right amount and count on these crazies to either miss it. Due to their inexperience or overlook it for me feeding into their insanity. I should wind up with a good deal of property and cash.*

The Sims three rolled a seven lsla Paradiso

Chose Teenager -100 townie -200 handy: free always hiring: free immune to cold -100 basement dweller -200 pooled resources -200 mother load X 200 *notes: I have got income from my rental properties , as well as a large amount of money, this is primarily about building a nest egg and giving my son #did I forget to mention PokéWaifu was expecting? #A stable upbringing for a bit, he'll need it because things are about to get messy*

Borderlands twenty-two years old rolled T-bone junction disadvantages party invite +0 CP new hello them +600 CP vault Hunter -100 salesman's spirit -100 bandit gunsmith -100 fight for your life free don't do it for free, free Maliwan Intern- 200 CP bad ass -200 mechanical master -500 storage deck -100 unique drop :Neogenator-400

*Notes:Kill Crimson Lance /bandits, take their guns, make better guns out of them, get better at killing bandits/Crimson Lance who have better guns, wash, rinse, repeat. ignore the vault and raid bosses, set tiny Tina up with my son, I didn't take action skill because I already have superpowers from infamous and I'll pass that off as my big, bad ass ability Once the Crimson Raiders form , sign up. Help out on side missions, excluding the raid bosses. Barter bespoke guns and shields for a magic missile, sham and Norfleet, figure out how to make 02 kits. pod Tiny Tina after she marries my son TJ also figure out how digitalstruction works, and convert my garage into one giant digistruct machine in order to save space.

Harry Potter werewolf +300 pureblood -100 middle-class -50 Ravenclaw -50 clean blooded free wandless magic , discounted -300 Occlumency -100 companion import, X3 -400 dark arts cache -100 Dragon hide jacket -100 extended moleskin pouch -100

* Note:Here's where the jumping truly begins, my real plan for keeping the lady amused and my jumps in general is simply to be an out of context problem for the plot, it's amazing how many problems being a massive guy with a energy shield, and a awesome gun can solve and I intend to do just that . As I and my family a company Harry on his adventures. one of these problems happens to be named Dolores Jane Umbridge.I have a significant income from my rental properties, as well as the Sims and borderlands money I had saved up to outfit my loved ones with standard gear for the universe converted into Galleons by uncle Pennybags and since there in my house as well . That means they get standard education and gear. Other personal goals for this jump include beating Ron at chess, and convincing my professors that I'm really, really good at invocation when actually I just have a elemental gun up my sleeve.*

SPORTS JUMP! Sport chosen moopsball! “eblong.com/zarf/moopsball/” *(+200) Little Miss(ter?) catty pants' *(+100) Stalky Stalking Stalker Team bonus: members

Chose ruled by sports -100 endurance -100 the will to keep going, free the toughness to walk off -100 the growth of the -300 The Power of Nakama-Friendship-loveX3 first purchase free so -400 the best shoes in the world -200 sports equipment , free practice field -100 *Notes: when it's said that this world is ruled by moopsball , they mean it! Moopsball has taken the place of every form of violent conflict from gang rumble to war! We may just be a local club right now , but expect us on the national stage at the end of the jump, mostly I'm doing this because I want to play moopsball and also the shoes I will most certainly not be using my wizard powers as wizard, in fact I will be playing Guardian. Tiny Tina is wizard since she gets to curse and set off harmless explosions to intimidate the enemy, TJ is a cavalrymen, PokéWaifu is a flinger *

Ghostbusters rolled 4 extreme Ghostbusters I rolled a four so my age is 18 interesting times. +400 paraplegic +200 con man -100 friends with city Hall -200 franchise owner -500 importing the family paranormal expert for son -100 athlete for Tina -100 fringe scientist for wife -100 each of them spends their 400 on the discounted capstone for their role. turn on the smarm free I ain't afraid of no ghost! Free PKEmeter free proton pack free spectral containment unit, free proton pistol +100

Tina age 2+14 = 16 I ain't afraid of no ghost, free play through the pain free take one for the team free live for the rush -100 proton pack free ghost traps free PKE meter free Door buster free Boson Darts -200 We are the inheritors of the Royal exorcists of Ur! We eat gods for breakfast! 800Cp, discounted for athlete -400, taken from her own pool son:”TJ” 8+14 = 22 Tobin's spirit guide -200 proton pack free I ain't afraid of no ghost! Free ghost traps free PKE meter free dark matter generator, discounted -200 Unusually Uninteresting Oddity 800cp, discounted for paranormal expert -400, taken from his own pool

PokéWaifu 6+14 = 20 proton pack free ghost traps free I ain't afraid of no ghost! Free PKE meter free I've modified it to handle their unique frequency. 800Cp, discounted for fringe scientist -400 , taken from her own pool. atomic destabilizer-200

Notes: I don't expect to be able to compete with the big boys on their home turf. That's why me and the family are going to be Ghostbusters: Rio de Janeiro division. We will have the sort of spooky/poignant/humorous adventures you can expect from the Manhattan division, but with a exciting Brazilian twist. goals for the jump. Everyone uses all of their capstone abilities. save the world, a very good likelihood, get used to being in a wheelchair, capture a God who people actually remember*

Gargoyles role one D8 +20 age is twenty-eight the jumper Chronicles +100 trickster +200 crash artist +100 big business -200 human free rolled Avalon pragmatism free machinist -200 illuminated -400 the Phoenix gate -300 Xanatos Gambit discounted -300 notes* gear? Why in earth would I need anything I couldn't make at this point? My family's is the science that will bootstrap Avalon into the modern era! I may largely be stuck here But I will uplift these medieval savages into a nation of supreme intellect! I just have to get rid of all these nasty spirits first, quite easy considering we are skilled Ghostbusters*

Heist Jump thief -100 human metronome -100 pad foot free electrical boy -100 sneak thief -100 jailbird -100 mastermind -200 grease man , discounted -100 supercomputer -200 *notes : no the family isn't getting involved with this one, they know, but they know to commit perjury for me and I'm not going to stay in jail long anyway.I'm not risking them..*

Full metal alchemist tremor +300 unoriginal +200 chose central -100 CP University -100 truth -800 advanced and simplified formulae free automail limb -100 University X3. For the family -300 advanced formulae free *notes:This is going to be a school drama, an alchemy school drama, plan on using my thief skills to steal as many books on alchemy as I can and stash them in the warehouse. So I can study them later.*

Marvel fourth wall reliant +150 CP changed +200 CP role for era eight, I'm going to go with present day Marvel universe role location2New York, New York military -100 CP toughness free kinesis: control over force vectors brains -100 healing factor -250 partner/teammate X3 yes, the family again -300 Adamantium X combined with toughness -300

Tina energy: explosive balls à la boom boom -100 elasticity -100 body -100

PokéWaifu shape shifting -250 unstable molecule uniform -50

TJ Hawkeye -200 brains -100

*Yes, I'm in that illuminati, I represent the street level heroes,the common man trying to get by in a world of forces beyond his control. Mostly I do basic registered super stuff. Although I do try to convince the others that maybe registration is a bit stifling. TJ and PokéWaifu are getting my very best guns and shields together we are known as the qualified quadruple, mainly to piss off Richards, also I use my science to make awesome things that I both takes credit for and distribute creative Commons, namely such things as flying cars, nanotech, bootstrapping tools to make highly advanced technology in your garage workshop, borderlands energy shields, ghost busting equipment with the help of my wife. all of which I distribute the knowledge to make freely and try to simplify so that it can be created by almost anyone, I make a special point of bringing this up to Richards whenever I can to emphasize his uselessness. As for how I've been changed. I look like a half melted sculpture of a man cast out of Adamantium,PokéWaifu gets to enjoy looking. However she damn well pleases. Plans include using alchemy to get as many platelets of Marvel super materials such as unstable molecules,Adamantium , etc., making them into different shaped/textured ingots as I can and putting them into the Harry Potter infinity bag it might take some sorting, but it should be worth it also upgrade my vehicles with Marvel technology and see if I can't figure out the pim particle thing for size and density control.

Star Wars:KOTOR starting planet rolled six gray Jedi -100 human free Force specialization: intelligence persuasion free free Skills and powers package free chosen ones -200 data pad hardware 350 left armored robes -100 50,000 credits X 2- 50

PokéWaifu gray Jedi -100 force specialization strength persuasion free free skills and powers package free data pad 50,000 credits free

TJ gray Jedi -100 force specialization balance persuasion free free skills and powers package free data pad armored robes -100 50,000 credits free

Tina Mandalorian -100 breath mask free med kit free demolitions pack of thermal detonators -100 free skills and powers package free *we are a fearsome foursome of morally ambiguous super people on the run from the Empire, traveling from town to town and world to world , helping those we can only to make a daring escape at the last minute. As we set off for our next adventure, we are definitely not getting involved in the plot , this time Star Wars has too much of a scale to go against it without plot armor, but it's a big galaxy and there's plenty of other things to do. Goals include turning one of those giant asteroids a giant light saber and making it the ramming Bow on a spaceship, make the rest of the ships outer walls out of Stygium to improve stealth. Be sure to stock one plenty of other light saber crystals,Artusian crystals , etc. and cut them and put them in the bag, since I won't be able to get them elsewhere.* Star Wars: Clone Wars rolled eight chose Coruscant legacy character +0 Stormtrooper marksmanship+100cp The Jar Jar +100 Exploding Ship Syndrome +300cp rolled age 1+16 = 17 force sensitive -200 Gen'Dai -200 starting powers free Psychometry free Force bellow free doppelgänger free Absorb/Deflect Energy -100 Utility Belt -50 10,000 Credits-50 Datapad -50cp light saber free Holocron Collection - 250 Apprentice companionX3-600

TJ starting powers free control free battle mind free Force Heal free light saber free basic mechanics -100 mechanical genius -300 blaster pistol -50 10,000 Credits -50

Tina starting powers free Beast Control free Ionize free Comprehend Speech free light saber free Alter Environment -400 jet pack -100

PokéWaifu starting powers free beast control free force stasis free doppelgänger free drain knowledge -400 light saber free data pad -50 10,000 Credits -50

*Notes: we retired to Coruscant after decades of bounty hunting, doing a little security work to keep ourselves in the game. completely legitimate penetration testing . Mostly As well as the fact that we own rental property and hijinks ensue when I'm the only one who has no idea how to handle the now Skagzilla Sized Henrique goals: harvest more Star Wars only materials, make sure PokéWaifu enjoys the experience of being married to a tentacle monster, see if I can't figure out how to make some money on the park, fight a ran Rancor monster and earn its respect then have it live in my park *

Smite minion rights activists +200 broken choice +300 thirty centuries old rolled 4 Mayan magical -100 Height of a god free arcane -300 Anathema -600 mage X2- 200 -200 gold -100

*If you think I'm passing up this kind of power and risking my family in a God fight your crazy! The entertainment comes from it being a God fight, I'm a blaster and a tank who can harm anything with his attacks. So, I'd say I'm pretty good goals: kill everyone and become the last God on earth. After this, I'm going to need a vacation*

A certain magical index Archaic Speech +100CP a quick note Rolled 7+7+1+2 +10, so that's twenty-seven For age

Knight -100CP rolled a seven for location Academy city index -600 channeling free companion immigration X3 -300 a certain washing machine -50 media collection -50

• notes: the plan is simple. Don't do things that can't be explained by a combination of being bad ass and esper power, probably work as an information broker/magical landlord who can always handle anything his tenants need. I have everyone's blackmail now. So that should be a cakewalk.*a quick note • • • • • • • • • teratophiliaOP•thank you dice gods • the dice gods have spoken. I have a pretty easy time, as for the fighting. The crown. Mostly has me undercover handling a large number of street-level threats, such as neutralizing gangs that get access to magic before they could upset the power balance of the underworld. Use my thief abilities to steal as many books of magic as I can read them, then burn them. *

Legends of Spyro/SkyLanders+ shape supplement shape supplement Unnatural size: larger X 2 double growth rate. Heavy-set (Muscle head) true elemental affinity. Tough hide

Main jump Blindsight +100 the call +200 -Amnesia +200CP rolled refugee camp species change X 4-200 Dragon for everyone, because fuck you I'm a Dragon solves even more problems then being a huge guy with a gun does.

Displaced refugee X3 -150 hermit -50

Me unbreakable will free -Elementism:X2 -100 Shadow and fear shape customization: think toothless with muscles and tiny screaming faces for scales. Free elemental synergy -300 elemental training, free -Martial Training -100

TJ shape customization: a detailed wireframe model of a Wyvern made of glowing white lines Elementism-Convexity free elemental training, free unbreakable will free silver tongue -100 dexterity -100 true elemental affinity X2 WyvernX2 Agile WingsX2

PokéWaifu shape customization: a smog spewing mass of Gigeresque pipes that glows with an eerie green light from every orifice wings are in fact a smog trail coming from a pair of backwards mounted exhaust manifolds on her back

Elementism- poison free elemental training, free unbreakable will free survival kit free -Flight Training -100 dexterity -100 True Elemental Affinity Unnatural SizeX2 Heavy-set (Muscle head)X2 Opposable claws

Tina shape customization: a three-way cross between a rabbit a Dragon and Mrs. splosion man -Elementism:X2 -100 fire and Convexity elemental training, free unbreakable will free dexterity -100 steam gun: grenade launcher -100 Opposable claws Tough hideX2 True Elemental AffinityX2 Agile Wings *I don't know much about this world, in game or out of game, so I'm just going to go with the flow and malign the fact that I'm probably a little stronger than the protagonists to help me survive being a part of the plot.*

80s action movie B-Movie: +0 One Riot, One Ranger: +300 CP Get To Da Choppah: +400 CP rolled for age:twenty-seven Arnold Schwarzenegger -100 bulging muscles, free one-liner free Don’t Look at Explosions:-100 Old Age and Treachery:-100 commando free If It Bleeds...-800 Ain’t Got Time to Bleed: discounted -100 explosive environments -200 vehicular mayhem -100 Cool Shades: free endless magazine -200 *notes: my skin is made of an indestructible fantasy metal, I am very much the Terminator already, unstoppable ,remorseless brutally mowing down my opponents. Also know I can kill anything and it will stay dead, also I take up cigars.*

Sailor Moon paragon +300 says.+ 300 Sailor Senshi -200 Chaos Fletchettes free Golden AppleGolden Apple Star free adapting clothing: dragon hide coat and choosing color: Vantablack -100 total hit me if you can -200 Timely Appearance -100 Catch That Youma! Free not This Again -100 I am not alone X3 . The family. Of course -600 Discordia Cannon, discounted -300 Disguise Compact free

TJ Sailor Senshi free Catch That Youma! Free Chaos Fletchettes free Golden AppleGolden Apple Star free Disguise Compact free

Tina Sailor Senshi free Catch That Youma! Free Chaos Fletchettes free Golden AppleGolden Apple Star free Disguise Compact free

PokéWaifu Sailor Senshi free Catch That Youma! Free Chaos Fletchettes free Golden AppleGolden Apple Star free Disguise Compact free *notes accompanied by a his loved ones sailor Pandora, sailor earth and somehow a completely different sailor earth, sailor Eris and his family has much of a more brutal and dark streak in him than the other sailor Senshi, not caring about things like noncombatants, property damage and redemption truly his heart is as dark as his coat often putting them at odds with with the other Sailor Senshi though they all ultimately stand against the forces of evil. Things to do: not think about why TJ is okay with that miniskirt, not think about why Tina is so happy about that miniskirt on TJ, remember to shrink down Discordia Castle with HP magic so that will fit on a pallet on the last day here and put it in my warehouse. Browbeat the Canon sailors for their binary worldview as I repeatedly save their asses. *

Godzilla there does not appear to be any limit on drawbacks...... Monster Wars + 600 Never A Moments Rest + 200 It's Kinda Offensive + 100

Monster X4 -1200 Ducktape + Lightbulb = Railgun -200 Danger, Danger , free T.V. Personality free Blah, Blah, Blah , free 500 remaining Shell - 200 600 bonus points that can only be used on monster abilities calculated separately.

Kaiju - 300 consumption minus (300 from the pool +100 from the start)

Tina Danger, Danger , free T.V. Personality free Blah, Blah, Blah , free Kaiju - 300 consumption - (300 from the pool +100 from the start)

TJ Danger, Danger , free T.V. Personality free Blah, Blah, Blah , free Kaiju - 300 consumption - (300 from the pool +100 from the start)

PokéWaifu Danger, Danger , free T.V. Personality free Blah, Blah, Blah , free Kaiju - 300 consumption - (300 from the pool +100 from the start)

*Notes: the world is getting full up with giant monsters, and we are a family of magical, force using ,moopsball playing giant monsters, reincarnated from ancient space crystal warriors who eat them and gain their power, I see nothing that can go wrong with this plan. Also, since my growth peak is apparently content size It will be good for me to spend ten years as a Dragon and given my charm and the fact that I can talk. I should easily begin able to convince humanity that we are on their side. The rest of the family has an easier time given that they can control creatures of animal intelligence and I can disrupt droids so I can handle any mechanical threats, even with the massive invasion of monsters. Pod Dr. Mendel Craven and drop him off somewhere without giant monsters he will be much happier that way. This is a cakewalk giant monster fights all day every day for ten years are going to take a lot out of us, looks like it's time for a family vacation. And speaking of vacations , we wind up in the wonderful world of.....*

InfiniCon rolling for area 3 , grim dark forest Established player twenty-eight years old that guy magnet-200 RPG group -200, discounted. The system is Dungeons & Dragons 3.5 Man your battle stations-200cp Content creator: video games -200 Secret master of fandom, free Cosplay wardrobe: basic free Legendary library: comics, European. Free games master -200 permanent preregistration -100 con sweets -100 *notes:This is where i drop off Doctor Craven, they might not have the series he is used to hear , but what they do have is the stuff it's alluding to. basically spend ten years enjoying various conventions with my family, the money from landlording pays their way, I handle being surrounded by that guy by being that guy myself. Also I make sure to give every Star Wars fan in the world force sensitivity just to see what happens. Also, get out those ideas for videogames you have on to videogame format. Be sure to pick up as much media as you can in complete series format in case it might be relevant to future jumps*

DC universe depends on the author +300 no killing +100 nemesis +100 rolled 3+1+14 = 18 for age role three identity, moral free unrealistic portions X6 free master detective -100 master planner -200 hero dial X3 -300 mental resistance -150 mother box -200 kryptonite -50 self sustenance -300 super -200 *notes:give the family the hero dials, don't let anyone know you have the kryptonite. Move to blood Haven,generally fight crime, see if you can become part of the or at least the bat family.I was a little selfish here. But that's okay. Sometimes. And they got a much wider variety of superpowers that I did, but they are probably going to want me to fix that. So, moving on to....*

PS 238 nothing special. +200 I've made a huge mistake.+400 drop in Preteen Superteam all drop ins. X3 -600 miscellaneous meta-400 powers: body of highly mutable tangible shadow . # Note :think GL energy construct for how mutable, amount of mass limited to how much shadow is available. Cannot create anything that I do not fully understand. Down to the last moving part and operating principle, standard human biology does not count for this limitation. # able to create shadow duplicates #note:there is no core/original , all the duplicates and myself share the same mind/consciousness/experiences and have the same abilities and are absorbed back into each other when dismissed. Created from the same mass pool of the shadow constructs, no upper limit, but becomes more and more difficult to concentrate/focus the more duplicates I have # Able to absorb shadow for more mass, allowing light to move further. #Note: no upper limit for this#* me blending in -300 happy and content -100 FISS, one rank free mystery of the mask :free Fill-In-The-Blank-Arangs: free strong because I need to be -200 #Note companions paid from their own pool. #

TJ Boy/Girl Wizard: time magic, allowing time travel , localized time distortions in order to slow down or speed up things, magically age things hundreds of years in A second that sort of thing -400 FISS, one rank free mystery of the mask :free Fill-In-The-Blank-Arangs: free

PokéWaifu FISS, one rank free mystery of the mask :free Fill-In-The-Blank-Arangs: free rainmaker kid: complete mastery of all security systems and their functionality -200 rainmaker kid : the ability to perceive process ,and understand all data within sensory range perfectly -200

Tina FISS, two ranks, one rank free-300 mystery of the mask :free Fill-In-The-Blank-Arangs: free basic super suit -100

*Notes so of course I got them superpowers , it's only fair in descending order, we have the scary and rough looking teacher who is actually nice and very supportive, the lazy teacher who doesn't care one way or another. The friendly lady teacher who always smiles. And idealistic young teacher who gets excited about everything. Now to do a selfish one before is rendered irrelevant

Wuxia

Japanese +300 audit +100 rebel spirit. +200 drop in adaptability, discounted for drop in -400 master:Deja-Fu and Southern Dragon Style -600 master :Sinanju and Tiger style -600

*My family is rich and owned property so they are effectively nobles they live it up while I spend ten years getting attacked by ninjas fighting the parts of the system that don't include them, getting beaten brow and verbally by my Masters and various spirits. not a fun time, but it a very productive one. Also I spend this entire jump as a Dragon, adaptability lets me learn martial arts as a Dragon and use them in any form, plus dragons grow with time, so that's another ten years of being a Dragon*

Nine to Five Jump Rolling Stone+400 Truly Normal+100cp odd job guy: free where everybody knows your name -100 "Well that was weird..."Discounted -100 Timing -100 worlds first superhero -300 family connections -200 three strikes -200 apartment upgrade level 2-300 Cane-400 A fuggin' car!-100

*Notes largely:The family hangs out the apartment and eats from the warehouse refrigerator. This is really more about me showing myself I can provide without monopoly and such, plus the employment perk from the Sims doesn't hurt. I of course make sure to incorporate every ranged weapon I can into the Cane*

Devil may cry no apparent limits on drawbacks.

Fill your Dark Soul with LIIIIIIIIGHT! +100 Classic Style Switching+300 Nemesis +400 Legendary Dark Knight Mode+500 devil Hunter -100 scholar X 2 -200 demon -200 devil child X 2 -400 drop-in free Cuh-Ray-Zee! X6 free TauntingX6 free Weapon SwappingX6 free weapon crafting -200 Devil Arm Crafter -300 dexterity and reflexesX2-200 get set free Swordmaster X 2 gunslinger free dark slayer free QuicksilverX2 free Royal guard X2 free for one -200 Royal guard -200 trickster X 2 free devil bringer free God hand free devil armX3one free with demon -600 strengthX2 one of them is free -100 Normal Weapon Cache free Holy weapon CacheX2 free EXCEED Weapon free Down with the SicknessX6 unlimited supply of pizza without anchovies -100 unlimited supply of strawberry sundae -50 Sick Clothing -50

Me drop in Devil arm belt: the buckle is styled into a demon's face eclipsing the sun. functions as a tactical belt, Mace, blackjack, grappling hook and whip , depending upon how you wield it. It can even hold up your pant whether or not you're wearing it, magically extends and retracts up to a football field in length and never gets harder to control.-300 strength -100 Dark Slayer free get set: the most wicked pompadour anyone has ever seen. free sword master free Royal guard -200 weapon crafting -200 Devil Arm Crafter -300 dexterity and reflexes -100 Taunting free Cuh-Ray-Zee! Free Weapon Swapping free Down with the Sickness: free EXCEED Weapon:Zhanmadao free unlimited supply of pizza without anchovies -100 unlimited supply of strawberry sundae -50

Master wu: my Sinanju and Tiger style master demon devil arm arm free him devil bringer free God hand free Royal guard free Quicksilver Weapon Swapping strength, free Down with the Sickness:

Master WAKAHISA my Deja-Fu and Southern Dragon Style master devil Hunter Taunting Cuh-Ray-Zee! Weapon Swapping Swordmaster trickster Normal Weapon Cache Down with the Sickness: Tina devil child Taunting Cuh-Ray-Zee! Weapon Swapping devil arm arm devil bringer free God hand free gunslinger Swordmaster Down with the Sickness:

TJ scholar Taunting Cuh-Ray-Zee! Weapon Swapping trickster gunslinger Devil arm gun dexterity and reflexes Holy weapon Cache Down with the Sickness Enhanced learning PokéWaifu scholar Taunting Cuh-Ray-Zee! Weapon Swapping trickster Royal guard devil arm arm: left leg devil bringer free God hand free Holy weapon Cache Down with the Sickness: Enhanced learning Sick Clothing or

*Notes: this is a rough universe, but we are a rough crew and I think at this point , even the newcomers are fully capable given their original abilities, the tough part is going to be keeping the Masters from killing one another. Plans: generally be a Japanese-style thug, kill demons and make things out of them shouldn't be too hard, set up an alarm system so my family and friends can rally when shit goes down which it will frequently. Give Dante's coat to my boy. How the rest of my family tree continue to train with the Masters next on the agenda is doing something nice for tht neglected mother box*

Transformers +600 You are Sam Witwicky rolled a 2 G1 assignment leader large chassis free robots in disguise, free that's just prime free Science!: Engineering-100cp Master Builder -400cp) ASSSTRROOOOTRAAAIINN!:Landkreuzer P. 1000 Ratte -500cp AUTOBOTS ROLL OUT! X4 -500:PokéWaifu,TJ,Tina,mother box Energon Melee Weapon free Energon Battle Pistol free Magma Frag Launcher free PokéWaifu, you are you are you assignment soldier medium chassis: Anaconda Energon Melee Weapon: whip free Energon Battle Pistol free Science!: Medical -100 Body Reading -200 discounted for soldier Magma Frag Launcher -50 discounted for soldier Hover Board -50cp Ion Blaster -100 discounted for soldier

TJ assignment scout small chassis: rollerhog robots in disguise free Energon Melee Weapon: machete free Energon Battle Pistol free cloaking -200 discounted for scout Scatter Blaster free for scout Null-Ray -100 Aim assist -200

Tina assignment soldier robots in disguise medium chassis: Lancer APC body reading -200, discount soldier Neutron Assault Rifle -50 discounted for soldier Magma Frag Launcher -50 discounted for soldier Energon Melee Weapon: Buzz ax free Energon Battle Pistol free mother box assignment scientist Energon Melee Weapon: machete free Energon Battle Pistol free Neutron Assault Rifle : free scientist medium chassis free with scientist robot in disguise:M18 Hellcat , free Science!X2: Engineer and mechanic -100 master builder -200 discounted for scientist overclock -100, discounted with scientist Datatrax-100cp

*It may not seem like it, but right now, I am still damn powerful even locked in a pure human form, and bear in mind my family isn't stuck as humans, so they spend the ten years here as massive dragons generally we are an occasional ally of the autobots, also make sure to show prime the entirety of the show phrasing it as “here are the records of the timeline as it stood , let's make it better” and see what happens, remember no actual time travel means no need to worry about creating actually finish off every Decepticon I can and throw them into a car crusher, then keep the cube, it spits out so I have a supply of Cybertonium, keep these cubes stacked neatly in pallets in the warehouse.* Ravenloft ….....oh, bother

Chose Lamordia -100 noble -50 magic -200 iron will -200 healer -400 sack of 1000 gold X2 -50

*Notes: I'm not really about a bad guy, rugged antihero at worst . I'm just going to avoid making enemies, for ten years and keep my head down, of course be lavish society parties and some courtly intriguesr for me and mine, but nothing not mundane. I'm dark, but I'm not evil. *

Team Fortress 2 pyromaniac vision +200 rolled builders league United twenty-seven years old techie -200 doctors assistance -300 with discount S. weapon crate :Half-Zatoichi fused with EXCEED Weapon:Zhanmadao via alchemy -100 medi gun -100 Australium bar X2-100 mann Co. R&D -300 Eureka affect free disciplinary action -300

*notes: despite being an initial liability my Half-Zatoichi is on fire, has three times the and is being welded by a shadow duplicate another myself is following with the medi gun while a third me stays behind in a poorly lit corner of the base, and all of them are immune to conventional weapons the wife sets up a transmutation circle in the warehouse and converts pallets of lead bars into Australium, covering three stories worth of the walls of our warehouse/apartment in a 2 inch thick coating of it, granting everyone who lives there super intelligence, durability, mustaches and strength. The female residents decide to shave However.*

Tenchi Muyo! Slice of life option. Supertech-Mago-Scientist. -100: age 407 years old Simple Scientific Solution free Technobabel Fish, discounted -100 The Maddest Science Yet, discounted -400 Subspace Onsen-100 Heavy Weapon:concussive energy blast cannon. Free Overcoming Sample Bias: discounted -300

*Notes :the plan is simple only be side characters we live across the lake from the Masakis and get up to our own hijinks, but we do interact, eyeing the only person around who can approach intelligent conversation with Washu, Ryoko and Master wu are rivals/sparring partners, Ryo-Ohki and Henrique have appeared in the tabloids numerous times since they play together often, with Ryo-Ohki in ship form, of course. Also, I'm going to take some time and fuse the properties of all the exotic materials. I've gathered so far into my coat, enhances strength masculinity and intelligence from Australium , is near indestructible from Adamantium X, absorbs all impact from Vibranium , absorbs all heat and energy from Cortosis , enhanced force abilities from Kaiburr crystal , unstable molecules and pim particles to ensure it is always a good fit, enchanted with Harry Potter magic to always keep me warm and even when it's left open, it's permanently clean and intact with pockets that are three times as big inside as outside. and it maintains is distinctly dark color. it's probably more invulnerable than I am at this point. Craft a Rod of Epic Might and fuse it with my sword, also fuse my light saber with my sword. pretty good overall, perhaps too good. *

Mystery Science Theater 3000 Holiday in SPAAAAACE +0 rolled three +18 equals twenty-one mad scientist -100 comedy gold -300 evil laugh free Concession Stand -200 With A Little Help From My Friends:my son wife and daughter in law -400

*Notes: I am very sorry for putting you through this My family, but I knew I couldn't do this without you and I knew you couldn't be there that long without me this is the only way. The Masters, however, want off and insist I find somewhere to drop them off, I promise I will as soon as we find someone like their home. It got to easy and SHE is punishing us. At least I'm funny.*

A Song of Ice and Fire scarred +100 chose location -50 Dorne noble -100 in exile -200 dirty fighter -200 mine by right free schemer -400 pouch of gold X3 -150

*Notes: plans, use my Phoenix gate to get to Drogo's camp and kill the wise woman before she can kill the stallion that mounts the world. healing him with my magic instead, preventing the rise of the unburnt. Have a shadow duplicate following every last one of the Starks at all times to ensure their safety, bro it up with Tyrion Lannister and pod him once he realizes my power and reveal to him that I am in fact, from somewhere much further than Dorne, he's smart and wise enough to know that he'll look mad if he decides to tell anyone, climb the Eyrie and rescue him before smashing it down as a massive Dragon. Bring about the Industrial Revolution and give everyone at the wall A set of fire elemental guns with infinite ammo. Have mother box remain in tank mode and live out of that *

Iji clown +100 technician X 4 free commando free technical expertise X4 free stronger bones, free scrambler X 2 -200 retribution -200 nanomaster -400 freak Ray X 4 free ripper rifle, free scanner -200 aggressive Nanites -200

Me technician technical expertise scrambler freak Ray scanner aggressive Nanites nanomaster scanner

PokéWaifu technician technical expertise scrambler freak Ray TJ technician technical expertise scrambler freak Ray

Tina technician technical expertise scrambler freak Ray

Tyrion Lannister commando retribution ripper rifle stronger bones

*notes: things to do , save the world, make the enemy commander's own minions shoot him than each other as the last one left points me to the captain's chair, leave behind enough bad guys that Tyrion can enjoy actual combat For once, be sure to give him a copy of the sham so that his is well protected. Use the scanner ,nanomachines, and alchemy to merge the Cane with my sword, giving me the option of firing any kind of projectile weapon I happen across from its cross guard. Also miniaturize its power and replace the emitter crystal so that it is actually a great lightsaber without all the extra length to the handle, add nanomachines to my jacket so that in addition to being self- cleaning and repairing it is always blowing dramatically and is just the right amount of rumpled To look bad ass.*

Kill la Kill

Cute +400 Misunderstood+300 rolled no club #. The dice God's have noted my delinquency and apparently they approve.# Student -50 one star student -100 Makolingual-100 Too Cool for School-200 Radiant Presence-200 Tailor-300 Classmates-300 onestar Uniform free Life Fiber Spool-400 Life Fiber Motorcycle-200 Upgrade-100: oil slick and a vehicle mounted heavy machine gun version of the Florentine *Notes: my normal skin is as durable as one of the most durable known substance in the Marvel universe, and I'm not relying on life fibers so anti-life fiber weaponry won't do much against me. Harime Nui could be a problem, if I hadn't split one of my shadow duplicates in front of her and just told her to go nuts on it , which in retrospect was probably not such a good idea. , The life fiber Spool is of course used to make my jacket into a three-star Goku Uniforms, also, be sure to get Cabrakan out of the containment unit and make him into the leftmost top button of my coat, shaping him into a golden button depicting an alligator eating its own tail. This addition grants the strength of a Titan to whoever wears the coat my family is quite tired of education, but Tyrion doesn't have much experience with the school system and the one star Goku uniform makes his new body feel even better. Plans include the following: combining radiant presence and perfect scores and attendance to make ira respect me Despite never going to any clubs, use vector control to make him hit himself anytime he gets out those whips in front of me furthering the rumors that he is a M-man. Despite never going to any clubs,ensure iramako somehow, experience high school as something other than a distant memory, be a bad ass delinquent and tool around on my bike with my girl *

Inuyasha +100 Flea +300 Sibling Rivalry: damn older brother wants my coat. Monk -50 companion imports -200 chose Kaede's village -100 sympathetic -100 confidence, free some sort of jumping demon? -100 scavenger -100 Kazaana -300 Map Pack -50 Shikon Jewel Shard -400

PokéWaifu Fox magic -200 filter -100

TJ marksmanship -100 blades of blood -200

Tina some sort of jumping demon? -100 spiritual mobilization -200

Tyrion Lannister strongest in the village -100 glare -200

*notes: here's where the monks get dropped off me, my family and Lord Lannister will never forget them or our training after copying the maps we give them to the monks and let them part ways, after a tearful goodbye. We spend ten years going in the opposite direction of the plot, on the run from my big brother clashing with him and his minions. Afterwards, to celebrate the Shikon Jewel Shard is made into the second topmost button, granting immense spiritual/ki/chi energy to the wearer of the jacket, being careful to make sure it's energy is bled slowly to prevent it from manifesting as wishes, carved into the shape of a Lotus . I now have eight buttons remaining.

Generic magical girl.

Rival magical team:Sentai heroes +0 it never stops. +300 rolled for location=4: small-town theme: Japanese high school delinquents. Age: 6+7 equals 13 Identity drop in extra allies -100 see the truth -300 anti-magic -300 always on duty -300 basic elemental zap: void -100 weapon of power: magical Monowire thrower/grappling hook launcher -200

PokéWaifu monster sense -100 basic elemental zap: void -100 magical weapon: spiked bat -100

Tina aggregate impact psychotherapy -300

TJ nothing to see here -200 communicators -100

Tyrion Lannister basic elemental zap: void -100 lucky charm: flask -100 physical boost -50 rich family -50 *Notes: since magical girl powers are now always in effect and Sailor Moon is a magical girl universe . The family and I have all Sailor Moon abilities constantly, no Tyrion is not sharing any of his money, although we do change it for him when he needs. Of course, he doesn't have a steady income from landlording like we do, nor as much saved up. Also, maybe I should talk to him about this overcompensating thing , since he's always taking physical perks. Be sure to incorporate the magical Monowire thrower/grappling hook launcher into my sword. Additionally, enchant my coat with Great Reflection and the abilities of a Mantle of Great Stealth , allowing its wearer's movement as much secrecy as the shadows it resembles as well as preventing any magic I dislike from affecting me*

Assassins Creed

+100CP Hooked: +300CP Too Old for This rolled six for location French Revolution 5+2+16 = 23 for age, though I with the drawbacks and imagine I'm closer to sixty so sixty-seven me Sage -200 Presence, free Precursor Bloodline, free Eagle eyed free Enlightenment -500 with discount Piece of Eden:Shard of Eden -400 with discount event chain -100 Templar AcolyteX4 -400

PokéWaifu Precursor Bloodline, free Presence, free Eagle eyed free Money Chain-300

Tina Precursor Bloodline, free Presence, free Eagle Eyed free marked men -300

TJ Eagle Eyed free Precursor Bloodline X 2 one free -100 Presence, free The Human Condition-100 micro movements -100

Tyrion Lannister Precursor Bloodline,free Presence, free Book of Names-300

*Notes: with this skill set. I'm most likely far too valuable to risking fieldwork, so I'm going to be a tired old man who just gets more tired from the late hours he has to work on super technology, the Shard of Eden is of course going to be a button on my coat. Leftmost second row I'm just going to make the hole kind of flexible and run a loop of thread composed of jacket material through it. Tyrion plays puppetmaster with the other people in our cell, TJ keeps going with his gun man theme , fully grown Tina learns the right people to kill in the right order. And my wife does some investment management. And I upgrade my bike and its weapon systems to sufficiently advanced thanks to being both a Supertech-Mago-Scientist and enlightenment, I glean what I can from scanning the mother box since the shard of Eden records everything and ask it to give me any technical knowledge I don't have that it happens to have on it . Also finally get around to removing the Canon array from Discordia Castle and add it to my gun/sword..*

Fallout weird wasteland +0 bloody mess +100 rolled NCR vault dweller -100 tagged skills: outdoorsman, medicine, repair rad child -300 jury rigging -150 fortune finder -100 certified Tech discounted -300 bag of caps -50 Pip boy3000, price of free original -100

*Notes: a selfish jump sure, but no reasonable person would want a history in this world. I explore the area around the camp my family sits up for salvage, get a big sheet of metal and put it just past the entrance to our tent. Some more scrap to hide the warehouse, excluding the med bay and BAM for-profit hospital, even without so many superpowers were all pretty bad ass and well-equipped, we should have no trouble being rescue worker/mercenarys for ten years. And since it said. Whatever it was. Afterwards we are restored to our full strength and abilities*

Kirby's Dream Land EX Mode +200 Living Nightmare +300 cp rolled eight free pic chose green greens drop-in free ice -150 for me water -150 goes to The mother box loyal retainers -100 for me vacuum immunity, free dream power goes to me -300 hyperactive metabolism -100 dark power -300 goes to me void magic – 150 goes to me royal authority -100 goes to Tyrion Lannister Sweets Stockpiled -50 goes to PokéWaifu

*Notes: survived by a mixture of being sensible/reasonable good dark rather than outright cartoon evil , equipping my loyal retainers with much better weapons than anyone else, bribing Kirby to do the majority of the dirty work with an infinite supply of pizza and strawberry sundaes, going full Switzerland once we had a holdfast with expanding my base of operations beyond the warehouse #it was very hard to make border skirmishes look cute, but it worked# the ice hat retains its functionality both as a badge of office and as a magic item when I turn it into a button for my jacket* Becoming the first button, in the second row, also incorporate my supercomputer cell phone from Heist into the the Pip boy 3000 , allowing a substantial boost in processing and allowing for app use and Internet access turning it into a ruggedized wearable supercomputer.*

Star Trek age 30 sciences Saurian scientific mind, free trek nobabbler -300 runabout -400 TR 580 tricorder -100

*Notes :Who is that?! It's Sammy the awesomely 90s, science dinosaur from space! Why isn't he a Japanese high school delinquent? They don't have Japan in space, silly . Besides dinosaurs don't have enough hair for a pompadour. I didn't take any complications. So me and mine are just going to do day-to-day Star Trek stuff. Did I say day-to-day? I forgot to mention this isn't your average Federation crew were basically M*A*S*H in space. Plans: receive constant uniform citations for wearing my jacket ,become part of the bridge crew, incorporate the tricorder into jacket's wearable computing system, Incorporate the roundabout's engine into my motorcycle, Be sure to use my knowledge of 02 kits to ensure a bubble of air around it, never remove my sunglasses, have all lights off at my workstation at all times and use my shadow duplication powers to do everything by myselfs*

Mega man Sons of fate +600 Cp location made irrelevant by Sons of fate drawback Doctor -100 for humanity's sake: robotics engineer -100 basic robotics, free enhanced IC chips, discounted -100 weaponization discounted -200 robot master builder, discounted-300 OST 8-bit:free anon's stage: a blend of Japanese high schools, rundown shopping districts,scrap yards and roadways. -500 anon numbers 001-008 -400

PokéWaifu smog woman elemental affinity: acid special weapon: smog shield, a powerful as acidic smoke that can melt away enemy attacks or enemies OST 16-bit:free

TJ pistol man special weapon: maximum magnum: a powerful gun that hits the six closest targets or one target six times. OST 16-bit week against:fusillade Canon Tyrion Lannister honor man special weapon, honorable sword: essentially a light saber elemental affinity : light week against: party popper OST 16-bit:free Dante trickster man. Special weapon: party popper: a short range burst of confetti that does mild damage and causes intoxication in its targets OST 16-bit:free week to repair repair wrench mother box war man week to dynamite dancer special weapon:fusillade Canon: exactly what it says on the tin OST 16-bit:free Tina explosive woman special weapon: dynamite dancer: just a lot of explosives thrown around willy-nilly week against maximum magnum OST 16-bit:free Waddle Dee retainers helper men special weapon: repair wrench: a big, heavy wrench thrown at its targets, can repair or break anything you hit with it OST 8bit:free week against smog shield *Notes: offer anyone who wants it. Freedom and safety from Wily on the condition that they do their best for the war effort, if they are infirm use healing magic and science to heal them, all children will be educated to the very best degree possible. The scrap yards will have the supplies My stage will be the beachhead for a new world, have monitors and alarms as well as warning signals routed to a heads up display for me,Dante and my family to teleport there immediately to deal with it . Any robot Masters, come and we kill them and repurpose their bodies for our cause, nanotechnology and hacking expand the dead monitor area around my stage causing him to send more and more robots, hijack his mass media and propaganda machines to spread the message of hope, restore proto-man to default Once he comes for me, put standing bounties on Wily technology and give humanity the means to defend themselves against it, both intellectually and physically . In the rare event that I have downtime. I'll add my lieutenant commander stripe to the jacket, it'll be rolled up so no one will ever see it, but it's there.*

Bayonetta -Indebted (+200CP): rolled one for location:Vigrid weapons dealer -50 CP -Inexplicable Innuendo X9 free -Jingle of Jazz: X9 Japanese noise influenced punk#think guitar Wolf# for myself. Ominous chanting and folk instruments for Tyrion Lannister, bubblegum pop with lots of singers on vocals for Waddle Dee retainers, Doctor esque grind core mixed with children's nursery rhymes for Tina, rockabilly for TJ, heavy metal for Dante, math rock for mother box, PokéWaifu gets Dark house -Classy Contortionist X9 free Environmental Excursion X9 free -Aesthetics and Flair X9 free companion import -300 unorthodox parts -300 -Halos 2 -50 tools of the trade -200 -Holy Glaive -100 time to work -150 bonus package X3 -300, myself, mother box, TJ. *Rodin wants parts, we want parts . We are almost comparable to the protagonists at this point, so that shouldn't be too hard . I just take TJ mother box and Dante to Inferno and we kill everything we see, the entertainment comes from the nonstop action of the fight sequences with horrible Demons, when I have time I upgrade the pim particle generators in my coat to also affect my size and allow me to control the size of anything I touch.the fasteners for the pockets are the control mechanism.* annoying tagalong +100 glitch +200 freebies X2, myself, and Tyrion Lannister. Rolled seven chose server content. DigiDestined -100 myself spirit warrior -100 Tyrion Lannister. Digimon:Kuramon< Tsumemon

*First thing to do: terraform Mars, we've got a complete biosphere in the national park sized park in the warehouse, so we just take some samples from there and bootstrap us an ecology once that's complete declare Mars invaded, also. This will prevent Zim from using Mars as a weapon against Earth since it's one invader per planet. Also install some planet scale weaponry on it upgrade the engines into warp drives, install planetary force fields and inertial dampers , move the fueling station to Mars On the last day of these ten years shrink Mars down and put it in anti-gravity device on a pallet in the warehouse, giving me access to a private planet/warship/generation ship. The entertainment comes from wholesome family interaction and the trials of sustenance living In the style of little house on the prairie be sure to take advantage of the family dinner to introduce my parents to their grandchild and my wife, use my science / magic to figure out how to remove the adverse side effects of Pim particles*

Dead Rising Bad Timing: +100 CP Special Infected :+300 CP There's More Coming!: +100 CP They've Got Your Number!: + 400 CP Bad Intelligence: +200 CP Infection Immune Human- 200 CP mechanic -200 Zombrex Supply-100 CP Everything Is A Weapon: free Clear objectives -400 Transceiver: Free Vehicle Lots: 200 CP, Free Mechanic. Welding Torch, Duct Tape and Multi-tool: free Combo Vehicle: -100 *no backup, minimal powers, no jacket, but I've got the most sophisticated mind this world has ever seen, centuries of martial arts mastery and more willpower than anyone here, also 1/75 of God of magic is still damn powerful. And my bike is more destructive than any conventional weapon on the planet . Plans: upgrade my bike into a rollerhog, solve the mystery, and stop the government, dress-up in a mascot outfit and run over as many zombies as I can with my bike. The entertainment is more of finding ways to mess with the soldiers/and zombies Then anything dramatic.*

Archer blowin cover +100 bionic nemesis +200 legs, +300 field agent -100 Tyrion Lannister scientist X 2-200 myself and Waddle Dee retainers phrasing X3 free weapons modifications X 2 free myself and Waddle Dee retainers Basic training free Tyrion Lannister engineering X2 -200 myself and Waddle Dee retainers mad biologistX2 -400 myself and Waddle Dee retainers robotics -300 myself perfect situational awareness -300 Tyrion Lannister spy car -100 pod: Pamela "Pam" Poovey

*Notes: New York gets a new borough, a little Japan . The locals call it Yanchana basho, don't go there . It's like Long Island only more run down and Asian. TyrionLannister has finally met a woman who can drink and screw as well as he does and they could not be happier, in about the fifth year they get married , so of course she gets a pod, plans include, bootstrapping this world up to Star Trek level tech, have my Waddle Dee retainers start building cities and storage areas for me.Now that Mars has a biosphere and having around 40% of the wilderness areas be converted into forest gardens also, I have three refills for Mars *

Age of mythology rolled six age 22. skrælings +100 Atlantean Boon Kronos, -200 tactics -200 chaos,discounted -200 healing spring -400 Tartarian gate, discounted -300 *you know those fantasy movies where there is a huge enemy with massive might and the heroes are struggling against impossible odds? It's like that only the bad guys win, but are some pretty great fight sequences. I have nearly unlimited gold , I can summon a gate to hell and I have an army of killer robots to do the fighting for me. Now I just have to beat these damned savages into submission .*

City of Heroes age 23 male rolled Ouroborous: chose Paragon City in the modern era Podge Hodge +100 Ambush! +200 Scrapper- 50 me Speed- 200 me Body Mastery- discounted for scrapper 150 me Experimentation- 300 Weapon Specialty:Zhanmadao -300, discounted for scrapper me [Insert team here] ASSEMBLE!!-300 giving 8 companions a free archetype and 600 points each Pamela "Pam" Poovey Brute- free Super Strength-300 Willpower , discounted -300 Tyrion Lannister mastermind free minions:: -400 specialty minion:Tanker,Invulnerability -300,Super Strength-300 leadership -100 Credits!X7 5 free -100 Waddle Dee retainers controller free Gadgetry, discounted-150 illusions, discounted -300 Medicine- discounted -100 Credits!- 50 TJ blaster free Dual Pistols -300 Body Mastery- discounted -150 Flight-100 Credits!- 50 mother box Blaster free Medicine -200 Presence- 100 Radiation Blast- discounted -300 PokéWaifu Defender-free Leadership- 100 body mastery -150 Empathy/Pain Manipulation- -300 Credits!- 50 Tina Blaster free Loa Bone- 100 Leaping- 200 Elemental Blast: fire -300

Dante drop in Void Hunter Training- 600

*Notes: standard superhero scenario, trying very hard to be creative, my powers think the way the flash and are still interesting Despite their amazing abilities. Might have to leave the my coat off for this one. plans include: equipping the moon flingers with digitruction technology to get a new Phobos and Deimos whenever they are launched in order to maintain the force of the tides, modifying those moons so that the various loader robots I load them up with will survive the impact when they crash into something and making sure they have digitruct machines on them so that they can keep spewing more out, also find a way to replace the controls in the cockpit of Mars with a system that can link up to my bike so I can dock my bike and pilot Mars. Thirdly install some sort of permanent grow light system so that the perpetual energy generators can supply the heat and light required for life in the absence of stars, ensuring that Martian life will survive even the heat death of the universe. Replace the fuel system with more perpetual energy generators shrunken down and used in series if necessary so that I no longer have to stockpile fuel. *

Asura’s Wrath +300cp Solid Gold Supersoul +200cp - A Rival +100cp - Beyond Material Tolerance rolled 6. 12,000 years later drop-in free me demigod TJ -100 Citizen of Shinkoku Trastrium – 50cp Waddle Dee retainers Mantra GenerationX3 – Free! Me,Waddle Dee retainers,TJ Imposing Declaration of TitleX3 – Free,Me,Waddle Dee retainers,TJ make an example free me Demigod Atelier , discounted -200 Waddle Dee retainers Mantra Association: violence free TJ Mantra Training TJ-100 Cyborg Hindu Godbody TJ and Waddle Dee retainers -600 Mantra Transmitter -50 Waddle Dee retainers Resplendent Wardrobe X 2 free TJ and Waddle Dee retainers Mantra Capacitors -50 Waddle Dee retainers Purification Weapons: both options X2 -200 TJ Mantra Forms X3-200 TJ and me Mantra Prayer Wheel -50 TJ

* Imagine real housewives except the men are in on it, with Hindu deitys. basically going to stay out of the plot of the game as much a possible, or maybe even befriend this incredibly destructive God and basically be not targets, but still in the background, or some such thing. Plans: have retainers fill up and make capacitors, and make duplicates of the guns, in the meantime give the guns to TJ set up the transmitters and a pneumatic tube system to deliver the filled up capacitors around Mars for distribution and collection, use my massive charisma to convince Pam to get a body and have my retainers give it to her, have my retainers start working on scaling up the anti-impurity weapon to be a planet busting main gun for Mars *

Viking Saga

6+15 = 21 rolled eight chose:fishing village landowner -100 traditions demand free Runes-400 Kings Wisdom -300 field hands free homesteads free domain discounted -200

*Imagine a small sustenance village of forty, fishing and boat making to scrape by, just a real Viking slice of life, plans include getting much more work done on the upgrades to Mars, finishing the improvements to the moons and moon flingers, converting the fuel that was going for Mars into data to feed my digital monster. # now a Infermon# stockpiling more Mantra , noting down the charms of Oden for later use in my jacket,*

Venture Bros JumpChain waylaid by Jackassstery +200 CP to build an empire +200 CP super scientist -100 Tyrion Lannister Necromancer -100 me secret agent -100 Waddle Dee retainers rolled spider skull Island in: OSI -100 me super-competence, free Waddle Dee retainers lucky discounted - 300 Waddle Dee retainers magic free me quiz boy -200 Waddle Dee retainers super scienceX2 one free -400 Waddle Dee retainers and Tyrion Lannister Phantom limbs -200 Waddle Dee retainers

*Notes pretty much a life of an average super clique, see if I can arc Duke Hell depending upon where I am in the timeline steal the orb and replace it with a cosmetically identical copy to see if I can repair it, murder, the leaders on both sides in order to create a power vacuum, conquer Ünderland and re-forge it into a technological utopia with a direct democracy. Develop a teleporter system that can move between a shrunken Mars and a full-size universe.*

Girl Genius MWAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!: +100 CP New Friend: +300 CP Heterodyne Heir: +200 CP rolled seven. The wastelands. Machiavellian Planning:X2 -600 TJ and Pam lab assistant -100 me smoke night training, discounted -300 me survivor, discounted -200 scientist: the nature of the spark -100 Official Sturmhalten Sewer Rat Knife: -50 Hand-Cranked Runcible Gun: 50 CP tools free me drugs -100 locket -100

*Notes : just for fun . I'm going to turn off access to my superstrength, turn down the super intelligence, alternate forms and just leave durability,high-end genius, and magic. Plans include, bootstrapping up to modern technology without the spark, with the help of my son. kidnap Castle heterodyne and move it to Mars for dismantling, examination , reprogramming and reassembly, founding a magic school based off of my stage in the wastelands where I find myself. as for Othar I should be safe from him Once I can show Othar that what I'm doing demonstratably demonstratably not science in any form. Plus adventuring with him will allow me to find more specimens for my research into the spark*

JoJo's bizarre adventure #important note, as in the stand supplement was never successfully released. I have used the early version with the included stand options for fairness sake, I will redo this should the stand supplement ever come out, additionally , only 400 points worth of abilities for stand since it also includes the risk of death and the arrowhead is only 400 points..* Destined Opponents +300 CP him will Chose steel ball run -100 drop in free Hamon: Ripple mastery -300 arrowhead -400 Red Stone of Aja -400 contact book -100

*Notes: it's a race so let's race, me and PokéWaifu on my bike, the rest of the family in bikes I've modified to resemble my bike i.e rollerhogs ust to make things interesting. I won't lift off the ground , nor exceed the maximum speed of this world's fastest motorcycle. ,Afterwards I attached the arrowhead to a extendable keychain and attach it to my right lapel . Also, be sure to analyze the Redstone and use it to upgrade my light saber and the Martian laser defenses, also take a number of light saber crystals enlarge them and begin construction on a planet scale light saber ram consisting of a number of smaller light sabers moving quickly in a circle that meet at a central point rather than hey dad one massive planet size light saber. This way the light sabers will protect what's under it , rather than having it take up the entirety of the Bow . Additionally, the you should be able to be redirected to spin around the equator in case I need a melee weapon greater than hitting something with Mars. Also, I am sure to use the arrowhead to give those of sufficient strength stands. I get chased around by some idiots who think they are a match for me , turns out they're not . I use the five-minute fight scenes for comedy effect like Zongeh in . and now the stands :

Teenage UFO: me summons a small and agile flying saucer that has control over all damage in a 9 yard sphere around itself, can redirect all harm instantly and proportionately I.E trying to crush an egg could leave a boulder in a pile of pebbles and the egg unharmed. as well as repairing/healing by moving harm from one thing to another, I.e broken ribs might become a worn-out leg on a chair.

Ruler of everything:Tyrion Lannister manifests as an ornate crown attached with golden cable to a mobile lion themed throne, in addition to the throne being capable of attacking with its golden claws whosoever looks upon it. Gains the delusion that the person sitting in it is the supreme authority of wherever they are and that the throne is perfectly normal I.e on a boat its user would be the captain, in America, he would be the president , etc. this delusion ends as soon as its user directly performs any violent actions or gets off the throne. lament for a toy factory: Tina environment warping/summoning alters a 600000 square foot cube around her into a burning toy factory filled with twisted and lethal toys, such as mobile baby dolls with buzz saws for hands, gasoline filled super soakers, Jack-in-the- Boxs is that pop around and bite with razor-sharp teeth, toy tanks that fire 22 mm rounds, as well as the fact that the burning toy factory will always be collapsing and burning in a manner that is harmful to her opponents rather than her or her loved ones.

The green fairy: Pam imagine Star Platinum as green skinned woman with transparent wings with green veins wearing a gauzy dress creative computer: mother box analyzes situations and the surrounding the environment and to give a form of precognition or retrocognition by examining all the data, also capable of creating elaborate chain reactions to produce desired events by examining the necessary states to cause effects in sequence. Tiger train:PokéWaifu summons a massive biomechanical fusion of locomotive and Tiger easily four times as large as a standard train with the speed and strength to match behind its powerful claws , requires no tracks to move as it crushes or mauls everything in front of it. Lord of light epilepsy +200 drop-in X8 free knowledge of the first X8 free the divine machines -150 me chosen of death -300 me opulent warehouse -50: the portal becomes a stone torii shrouded in mist, the interior becomes ghetto fabulous, the Australium walls carved with scenes of money, power, women and respect, the furnishings like that was found in a well-funded Sukeban themed hostess club.

Fountain shield me free with the divine machines. Red robe of death, -250 discounted me since it resonates with my nature wand of universal fire -250, discounted for Tina since resonates with her nature Gehenna Gun, TJ , discounted for his nature -150

*Plans: Step one. Get buddy buddy with Great Yama, step two . Teach him actual enchanting magic. Step three . Wait until he asks me about helping with this Buddhism thing, make everyone in the world force sensitive and distribute knowledge of the Sith way modified to exclude the master apprentice duality to counteract Buddhism. Plans include adding the properties of the red robe of death to my coat, learning as much science as I can, reverse engineering the mind without body method of the Rakasha to see if I can get something like that. Upgrading Mars is weaponry with my knowledge of the wand of universal fire and the destructive resonance of the Gehenna gun, as well as adding the repair capabilities of the robe*

Civilization full table X4 +400 the legend of Spyro dragons as my people -100 rolled five modern era God King free science -100 cultural -100 accepting the divine free realm of myths-300 tech tree -300 hanging Gardens free library of Alexandria -200 Coliseum free forbidden Palace -200 Eiffel Tower -100 University of Toronto free *plans: use my power to make a gold mine everyday in order to fill up the forbidden Palace with countless bars of gold, sic Tina and her wand of universal fire on anyone who tries to make war with us, spend the majority of the jump in our Dragon forms, growing even larger and more ancient, have my Waddle Dee retainers keep making Mantra Transmitters and capacitors to store the prayers directed at me, filling up as many of them as they can and sending them to Mars. For later use, ensure our safety by Switzerlanding and having everyone's money degrade if we were ever destroyed, on the last day of the jump pack up all the buildings and move them to Mars.*

YuGiOh disliked +100 nightmares +400 chose new Domino city-100 drop-in X5mother box, Dante, Pam, PokéWaifu, Tina technician X2 -200 Tyrion Lannister, me original deck: science gods -200 me real starter X6, everyone else free Sphinx got nothing X2 -300 Tyrion Lannister, me card trick X5 free mother box, Dante, Pam, PokéWaifu, Tina outside battle luck X2-200 Tyrion Lannister, me it's a trap, X2 , free Tyrion Lannister, me freebies X8 everyone free booster packs X2 -100 phone with subscriptions -100 me dueling integrated motorcycle -200 me

*Plans: we will play a children's card game, I'll upgrade my motorbike into a dueling bike and re-forged the grill of my bike on the front into masterwork blades of legendary craftsmanship,have my minions build more dueling bike out of the dual discs and the vast mineral wealth of Mars. Will be riding around the city. As a rough gang of players of a children's card game dueling anyone who dares challenge us. TJ just hangs out at the base because this isn't his idea of fun and we can use a vacation after 12,000 years of governing.*

Metal gear rising rolled Sukhumi tragic past. +300 desperado corporate mascot +400 cut at will -100 Van der Waals footwear -200 upgraded vision -50 marksman -50 switching ports -400 HF blade training -100 high-frequency manufacture -300 master swordsman -300 specialized cyborg body: chaff and red phosphorus smoke. free civilian cyborg body free

*The plan: use the cyborg body as little as possible me and mine are fuckhuge dragons, we can stomp flat most cities and take on metal gears on an even level. Try and as we can gather as much data on nanomachines. As I can , Upgrade the blades on the front of my bike with high-frequency technology. *

Mega man battle network rolled a seven undernet drop in free criminal dealings -50 System infiltrator -100 get ability -300 virus creator -300 cool emblem free game collection -50 battle chip gate -200

*The plan is to simply use my knowledge of weird monsters from the various worlds I've jumped to make neat viruses and sell them, I will use this money to buy chips and go out and hunt more viruses Infernmon and I spend some time together in the Internet it will be fun :-) afterwards I make the cool emblem into a pin for my coat, not a button mind you a pin*

Futurama Captain age twenty-one pilot free would move the stars -200 good news. Everybody -200 wave after wave -200 spacecraft -250 Le Grand cigar X3 -150 *plan: were not a delivery company, we are a company, look out greater universe area. We will fight for anyone against anyone for almost any amount of money.* teratophiliaOP in PARADISE rolled eight chose school Girlchan - 200 CP fan service, free with girl Chan secret power -200 CP hot heat -100 CP Dramatic Entry -200 CP shut up -100 CP background free with girl Chan 100 Cases of Suntory C.C. Lemon -200 CP *the plan: supplant the original girl Chan and ruin everything with gayness and how I'm not interested in them. And by showing up the bushido blasters with my much more powerful martial arts and special abilities. Besides, they make bikinis for men and I can just cover myself with my jacket*

Journey to the West Jumpchain Undisciplined (+200) Journey to the West (+400) rolled India warrior -100\ divine blessing -400 martial arts, free with warrior undefeated -300 celestial bureaucracy -100 Ambrose of heaven -200 Crucible of eight trigrams -500 *the plan: its journey to the West only I've introduced juvenile delinquency a few thousand years early, thusly cementing it as an archetype and aspect of Asian culture for millennia to come. Meanwhile back at the warehouse . My retainers are mass-producing wands of universal fire and upgrading the outfit with miniature warp drives and reinforcing them to be air/voidworthy and have the durability of red robes of death, make a note to include another form of offense.*

World War II Jump Nazi Super-Science: +300 CP Super-Powered Butterfly: +100 CP chose Russian -100 rolled age 19 years old airborne -100 assault training -200 airborne wings free with airborne Academy trained -200 unshakable -300 it runs on electricity -300 intelligence officer -200 medical officer -200 *the plan: did you see inglorious bastards? The plan is to burn the entire fucking Nazi empire to a heap of glass ,ash and slag, we will do it slowly. We will make the high commanders watch their loved ones burn, we will destroy or commandeer and relocate with Boone of Kronos the entirety of their infrastructure, we will setup healing springs wherever we find Allied wounded and Wherever a family has been ruined by Nazi attacks there shall be a gold mine with the Boone of Thor, this may not be my World War II, but it damn well is going to turn out better. Back on Mars have Gehenna Guns and fountain shields be put into mass production To arm my battalion of retainers *

Naruto Annoying Catchphrase/ Verbal tick +100 CP Reviled (+100 CP): Super Pervert (+100 CP) MC-KUN/MC-CHAN +300 CP rolled 4, overridden by MC-KUN/MC-CHAN orphan -100 Basic Ninja Training (Free): plot armor -400 apprenticeship -100 melody arm -100 genius of hard work -300 Signed Icha Icha Series free with super pervert Singular Reality -600 Elemental Chakra Affinity: earth, free

Waddle Dee retainers # note they will not be directly involve with my life for this time, they will be training as ninja police police cadets for the leaf village# clan Born free with companion import Basic Ninja Training (Free) Elemental Chakra Affinity: water, free Sensor Ninja Training, discounted -200 you have reserves -100 chakra enhancement specialization X2 strength,speed,-200 specialized gear: ninja police equipment-100 PokéWaifu Super Pervert +100 CP Basic Ninja Training (Free): orphan Chakra Enhancement Specialization: speed -100 Elemental Chakra Affinity: fire, free Genjutsu: specialization -150 Therapy No Jutsu -200 *the plan: lean into the plot, the plot is actually for the best here, kill anyone with a red cloud in their clothing, glass the village of sound from Mars, pass off being able to call strikes from Mars as a powerful Jutsu, incorporate the melody arm into the pipboy on my jacket. Use adaptability from Wuxia, my lack of need to sleep from invader Zim , and my genius of hard work along with being that almost like a son to Kakashi Hatake who has learned Techniques from copying to learn hundreds of techniques a week, as well as expand my Chakra to amazing levels through training. My annoying catchphrase is”you can do better! Which I say both myself and other people. *

West Wing Jumpchain I had woot canal +100 CP Big Block of Cheese Day +0 Appleanon.com: +100 CP The other side of the coin +300 10+3+20 equals thirty-three years old Ambassador: Japan -200 Jack of All Trades -100 I work with the smartest people in the world -100 I suppose it’s possible I was drunk free with Ambassador. Macromanagement -300 -150 lucid moments -300 Rolodex -300 armored limousine -50 the finest muffins and bagels -50 spare funds -50

#Well, it looks like there's a new character on West Wing, the ever helpful Japanese ambassador, he is a little young and he basically got forced into politics When his father became prime minister and couldn't have a bōsōzoku for a son, so you'll see him doing odd jobs for folks from countries friendly to Japan and driving his custom motorcycle around DC, of course he does occasionally seem like a deus ex machina with how he shows up everywhere, just in the nick of time, and this new arc where everyone becomes an empath and some even develop telekinesis and precognition seems like a bit much. And what's with those hints that he knows more than he is letting on? Meanwhile, back on Mars . My retainers retainers are busy developing paint on version of red robes of death*

Super robot wars singularity +300 Once the Big Zam is mass produced +200 this was my jump as well. +400 series involved Dancougar Nova Evangelion Big O group 5-50 chose G group 6-50 chose Mazinkaiser SKL Great and Gundam Wing Megas XLR-100 age 18 years old drop-in Prevail -200 hybrid -200 spirit -200 Vulcan free CQC -50 Tesla Drive -100 stealth -50 EWACS -50 finish weapon : summoning a gang of giant robot bōsōzoku on roller hogs to run over my opponents before they disappear into the distance -200 "Impractical" Weapon: a rat stick, but the nails are drills and the razor wire rotates quickly like a chainsaw -100 theme: Japanese delinquent free spiritual enhancement -100 codeveloped X3= cutting field and absolute territory field, from an eva, context sensitive weaponry and time drive from the Megas,Mobydick Anchors And Sudden impact from big O.

*The plan: well, it looks like I'm the main character , so I'm going to have to deal with that . The plan is simple be victorious in the , apply red robe of death paint liberally to my robot, upgrade the Vulcan cannons into universal fire, mainly stick to using guerrilla tactics and stick to one-on-one fights which I can win easily with my vast array of martial arts and in tough situations resort to my stand's mastery over all harm in a 180 m area, since my robot is only 30 m tall. It scales up enhance the anchors and cutting services on the ratstick with cutting fields From Eva.*

Scooby-Doo mastermind free rolled Scooby-Doo 2002 identity: mastermind monsters aren't real -200 talking animals -200 clue -100 acting -200 coolsville news -100 do family collar-200

*The plan: kill scrappy, everything in this universe is way below my power level, so regardless of whether or not the monster is real, just kick in the groin and pull off the mask, or to kick it harder into the stratosphere is then reveal how I solved the mystery along the way to encountering the monster, pin the collar to my right lapel.*

Jackie Chan adventures one more thing. +100 horse screamer +100 won't stay dead. +200 distant relative, ten years old free rolled 4 overwritten with distant relative ability everyone is doing it: Japanese streetfighting free backup X2 -200 : PokéWaifu, TJ and tiny Tina, Dante, mother box,Waddle Dee retainers underestimated -100 rules lawyer -300 -200 Dog talisman -600

PokéWaifu chi wizard: free age 47 we must do reseeearch: free research and reagents free everyone is doing it:Jeet Kune Do, free

TJ Explorer free age 33 everyone is doing it:Gun kata free it belongs in a museum free passport free he does his own stunts -200 everyone is doing it:Capoeira -100 tiny Tina everyone is doing it : krav maga free Explorer free age 29 it belongs in a museum free passport free underestimated -200 everyone is doing it: Capoeira -100 mother box chi wizard: free age 44 we must do reseeearch: free research and reagents free everyone is doing it:Sambo free rabbit talisman -300 Waddle Dee retainers chi wizard: free age 41 we must do reseeearch: free research and reagents free everyone is doing it:SWAT unit training experience: world-class chef -100 and he does his own stunts -200

*The plan: I've been sent to America to live with my uncles and distant cousin Jade because my family was absolutely terrified of my prematurely delinquency and how I was”being taken advantage of” by such an older woman, what they didn't expect was for her to come to America after me and follow me on my “” the plan is basically to have Jackie Chan adventures, this is one series I honestly don't feel like subverting that much. I adjust my locket to shut me out of anything above peak human for my age, except for get set to keep my two foot-longVantablack pompadour and even leave my jacket in the warehouse After adding the dog talisman to the front buttons, of course.*

KANTAI COLLECTION Iron and Blood +300 rival +200 Compass-chan’s Wrath +100 retained gender -50 abyss boy,sixteen years old. Innocence -100 environmental adaptation -100 memories reborn -600 Me:abyssal fleet girl Princess: Southern war Princess-250 import Mars -100 Submarine Ka-Class: mother box -50 Dread free upgraded gear X3: armor, range, firepower free malicious aura -150 map -100 import Waddle Dee retainers: Heavy Cruiser Ri-Class -100

Mother box dread free upgraded gear X3, range, detection, auxiliary free Savage Salvage -300 winds of fortune -300

Waddle Dee retainers Ballad -300 environmental adaptation -100 role model -200 upgraded gear X3: armor, range, firepower free dread: free

Mars upgraded gear X3: speed, range, auxiliary free dread: free ballad -300 malicious aura -150 upgrade gear: detection -50 captain's Orders -100

*The plan is exceedingly complex: use alchemy to create materials from seawater and trade them with both sides in order to remove the resource pressure and bring peace to this world of battling Amazons and when that doesn't work, establish a massive territory between the other abyss and the fleet girls, also feed every gun I can replace, the eight trigram crucible, light sabers, red robe of death, the warp drive from my runabout, medi gun, samples of all the materials with unique properties, all the replaceablee stuff I take from Asura’s Wrath, a copy of the scanner from Iji to the mother box along with my pak from invader Zim and my Official Sturmhalten Sewer Rat Knife. *

ARENA SUPPLEMENT What If?- 40cp Match Modes -10cp Terrain AdjustmentX2 -40 Extra Opponents X2-20 #list of extra opponents in reverse chronological order: isolated island demon, aircraft carrier Princess, Jackie Chan,Po Kong,Vincent van ghoul, the energy monster, the Megas, devil gundam, Newt Gingrich, George Bush Junior,Gyūki the eight tailed giant ox,Orochimaru , Hitler, Goebbels,Sun Wukong , , swirly glasses,Kenstar,Captain Branigan, robot Santa, life virus, Bass.exe, sundowner, Raiden, Yusei Fudo ,Roman Goodwin, Gandhi, Alexander the great. The deep mother, yama,Gyro Zeppeli, hot pants,Bangladesh DuPree ,Winslow, Phantom limb,The Outrider, Fenris Wolf, thor, not Asura,Chakravartin,xAxis America Unteroffizier, Jack in irons, not applicable, Sterling , Lana Kane, not applicable, invader Tak, nano tech monster Santa, Baihumon,Gizumon-XT,Bayonetta,Enrapture, not applicable, Kirby, meta-Knight, malfunctioning holodeck, Lieutenant Worf,liberty prime, the courier, honestly don't know enough about the universe to choose, Sentai heroes, ,Naraku,Ryūko Matoi,Senketsu, don't know enough about the universe, Pearl Forrester, TVs Frank,Washu Hakubi,Ryoko Hakubi,Francis the Talking France, Saxton Hale, a randomVampire Drow, a random greater Animator, Sky Lynx, Devastator, lady, Arkham , not applicable, not applicable, the headmaster of praetorian Academy, sovereign powers, , the Phantom , ladyLord Phoenixfennec, guts, Godzilla jet Jaguar, Sailor Moon, tuxedo mask, Spyro, Kaos , Excelerator,Mikoto Misaka, not applicable, General Grievous, Mace Windu, HK-47,Darth Malak, red Hulk,MODOK, greed, gluttony, , coldStone, the bogeyman,Samhain, the 2014 international All-Stars, North Korea national ,Dolores Umbridge,Voldemort, Mister torg, handsome Jack, not applicable, not applicable,Delsin Rowe ,Cole MacGrath, Arceus ,Mewtwo .#

Goat Simulator rolled eight chose Goat City Bay me goat physics, free ragdoll -100 Mutator: Bouncing Goat -100 wall run -100 PokéWaifu Mutator: Feather Goat -200 Mutator: Angel Goat -500

Everyone else goat physics, free

#The plan: a nice vacation in goat city Bay, adjust the locket to disable everything that doesn't boost durability or reflexes and enjoy ten years of glitches, random mayhem and catharsis. No real enemies that I don't fight *

Minecraft. +1000: Wither Miner 50 Bonus Chest:free 5: Mushroom Island Rei’s Minimap-100 Multiplayer Server-200 Multiplayer Bonus Chests-100 Public Multiplayer Server+300 heart of Steve -300 Crafting Table-100 Not Enough Items, Recipe Mode -200, Not Enough Items, Cheat Mode (1000, Resource pack free with Miner Tool Pack -50 Inventory of Steve-100 Discount Miner InventoryTweaks-100

*The plan:Have Mars on watch every night to take care of the wither at moonrise, have an armed retainer guarding every structure we build for both trolling players and creepers, use alchemy to turn the diamond armor into a glistening diamond jumpsuit and enchant it with continual light from DND, use cheat mode to start stockpiling copies of my jacket give the first one to TJ, then every other month. Everyone except the retainers gets one, that should leave me with about 112*

MOBILE JUMP GUNDAM Extreme Dream+600 Eternal Rival:Sai Saici + 400 CP chose Future Century- 100 Abnormal:-200 Natural free With abnormal Surgical skill -100 *Twinkle* -150 Mobile Engineer -300 Companion Import -300 *Note: super robot wars suit is used instead of purchasing a suit from this jump.* Melee Speccing :”Stellar fist" i.e. burning finger free with future century Melee Speccing:Moon fist,i.e shading finger -300 All-AGE -500 Bits & Pieces Free with mobile engineer Variable Weaponry Free with mobile engineer Hangar:free Pilot Suit free,Half vantablack Half Lepidiota stigma White With A stylized Version of the demonic face eclipsing the sun from my belt buckle HARO -50

PokéWaifu Normal: Surgical Skill Freebies: Pilot Suit:Jade Hangar:free Melee Speccing:Shading Finger Prototype Suit:xvg-xxx Vagan Gear Mobile Armor Mode: Rollerhog-200 Flexible -150 3x Faster -100 HARO -50

Mother box Normal: Surgical Skill Freebies: Pilot Suit Gunmeta Silver Hangar:free Melee Speccing:free Shining finger Protagonist Suit: Extreme Gundam Type Leos -400 New Armament: Xamdrag Cannon -100 3x Faster -100

Dante Normal: Surgical Skill Pilot Suit free,Half vantablack Half Lepidiota stigma White With A stylized Version of the demonic face eclipsing the sun from my belt buckle Prototype Suit:MBF-P02 Gundam Astray Red Frame Superior Genetics My Ass -300 Sidearm -100 Melee Speccing:Moon fist,i.e shading finger:free 400 CP- Variable Weaponry:

Mars Drop In HARO Melee Speccing:free:Shining finger Freebies: Pilot Suit Rust red , Hangar Prototype Suit: xvm-zbc Xamdrag New ArmamentX4 -400 CP:extra Xamdrag Cannons Natural -100 3x Faster -100 tiny Tina Drop In HARO Melee Speccing Shining finger Freebies: Pilot Suit: Shiny pink with her rabbit insignia. Hangar:free Prototype Suit: ZGMF-X11A Regenerate Gundam Fancy Dress -100 CP New Armament::Piercer Lock "Gleipnir -100 New Armament:Beam Buster -100 New Armament:Sheila Khronos Cannon -100 New Armament:”"Nefertem 503" Thermal Plasma Composite Cannon -100 New Armament:”Forfanterie" Beam Cannon -100

TJ Drop In HARO Freebies: Pilot Suit Half vantablack Half Lepidiota stigma White With A stylized Version of the demonic face eclipsing the sun from my belt buckle Hangar:free Melee Speccing: Shading Finger Prototype Suit: GAT-X252R Rot Forbidden Gundam Bits & Pieces: shooty-300 Fancy Dress 100 CP: Sidearm -50 HARO -50 Commanding Presence -100

Waddle Dee retainers Normal: Surgical Skill Pilot Suit free,Half vantablack Half Lepidiota stigma White With A stylized Version of the demonic face eclipsing the sun from my belt buckle Prototype Suit:MBF-P02 Gundam Astray Red Frame Mobile engineer -600

Tyrion Lanniste

Normal: Surgical Skill Freebies: Pilot Suit:Metallic gold, with his family crest on it Hangar:free Melee Speccing:free: Shading Finger Prototype Suit: NZ-000 Queen Mansa Psyc(h)o -500 Fancy Dress -100 *The plan: representing various micro-nations the mysterious group known as the D8 alliance bursts into the gundam fight taking on anyone willing to take them seriously. Which, given their abilities is all rational persons, their leader teratophiliaOP head of the notorious bad moon motorcycle gang. In addition to being pilot of Banchō gundam for the of Sealand fights for his nation, along with the idea that anywhere can become a space colony, after all, His Highness did promise to do his best to improve conditions on earth. If they win.As for how I'm going to deal with the extreme gundam being after my head, since it works off what it sees . I will keep tricks up my sleeve, I will always hold back something, whether it's my stand, memories reborn, ninja techniques, fighting styles . I'll just stick with a above average set of tricks until it's time for our showdown . Then I'll add some new things to my repertoire. As for other plans, duplicate mind giant robot, the age system and the extreme gundam type Leos and feed them along with a coat to mother box. After that start duplicating my motorcycle and giving them along with copy coats to retainers who have proven themselves in order to form my gang *

Pam Normal: Surgical Skill Freebies: Pilot Suit:Metallic gold, with her family crest on it Hangar:free Melee Speccing :”Stellar fist" i.e. burning finger fr-300 Melee Speccing:free: Shading Finger Prototype Suit: EMS-VSX1 Quavarze Fancy Dress -100 Arc Light Cannon -100 New Armament: Xamdrag Cannon -100

Percy Jackson jump Godly Grudge: Fenris +200 Illiterate +100 The Gates of Tartarus are Open +300 Fate Finds You Interesting +0 Demigod-200 chose Norse, -50 Old Traditions:free Divine Child 's son band: my wife and son& tiny Tina -100 Minor Blessing-50 : excellent at twisting words and manipulating anything with at least a human level intelligence Divine Currency -50 divine artifact:Gleipnir -600 legendary implement: a black surgical mask with a golden Berkanan that conceals my identity perfectly to anyone and everything that might perceive me when worn. Free with demigod Legendary implement:-100, a satchel that will have three MREs, a full canteen and 20 pounds of the material of my choice refilled every day at dawn.

PokéWaifu Fate Finds You Interesting +0 Demigod: daughter of Hades divine child free with demigod legendary implement: a empty sword hilt and scabbard, when drawn, it will reveal a sword made from whatever material can best harm your opponent. -100 Magic-200 Pull of Fate-200 Old Traditions:free band:Tyrion Lannister &Pam free tiny Tina Fate Finds You Interesting +0 Demigod: Greek daughter of eris Minor Blessing-50 : able to make people argue/fight with each other Divine Currency -50 divine child free with demigod band mother box and Dante free legendary implement:a smart phone that shows the entire social networks, blackmail files, psychological profiles, mental vulnerabilities of anyone whose picture you take with it. Old Traditions:free

TJ Fate Finds You Interesting +0 A minor Mist-ake+200 band:Mars&Waddle Dee retainers demigod :chosen one of Hephaestus Minor Blessing-50 : demigod level scientific mind Divine Currency -50 divine child free with demigod:Hephaestus legendary implement: a toolbox that automatically fabricates whatever mundane tools/equipment/parts are needed for a job. Daedelus Laptop-400 unnatural skill: science and engineering -200 Old Traditions:free

Tyrion Lannister Fate Finds You Interesting +0 A minor Mist-ake+200 Demigod: son of Dionysus divine child free with demigod free Old Traditions:free Pull of Fate-200 Clear Sight-400 legendary implement: everfull pimp cup Hero Training-100 Pam Fate Finds You Interesting +0 Demigod: daughter of Kratos divine child free with demigod Old Traditions:free legendary implement hand wraps that hit with the force of a wrecking ball -100 Hero Training-100

Waddle Dee retainers Fate Finds You Interesting +0 A minor Mist-ake+200 Legion training plus hero training -300 Demigod: daughters of Minerva glory to me -400 divine child free with demigod Old Traditions:free legendary implement: collapsible 3-D printer scanner that can replicate any mundane thing

Mars Fate Finds You Interesting +0 A minor Mist-ake+200 Demigod: daughter of Mars Divine child free with demigod Old Traditions:free Hero Training-100 Unnatural Skill-200 martial arts glory to me -400* legendary implement: a set of hand and foot wraps that drain strength from your opponents -100

Mother box Fate Finds You Interesting +0 A minor Mist-ake+200 Demigod: daughter of Hekate Divine child free with demigod Old Traditions:free magic -200 glory to me -400 minor Boone: improved magic -50 legendary implement: a book containing every spell in this world Plus returning -50

Dante Fate Finds You Interesting +0 Demigod: son of Mars Divine child free with demigod Old Traditions:free legendary implement: upgrade Sparta with legendary materials and craftsmanship -100 Mist Manipulation-100 hero training -100 monstrous strength -100 minor Blessing -50 scribe -50

#The plan :Well, it looks like everyone has quite an adventure ahead of us, me and my crew are going to be pretty busy with all these monsters running around, but it's not like we haven't handled this kind of thing before, so kill monsters, save the world. Redo the stitching on my jacket with Gleipnir and also use it to embroider my jacket with the charms of , distribute new jacket to the family, Also have my retainers purchase lots of plastic play balls enhance them through either magic or science to be the skin temperature of whatever is touching them , and then flood the basement with them #

Unholy Heights Jump Chain Note: no drawback limitations listed. Training Regime + 200 They Just Don't Stop + 200 Lazy Snobs + 100 Angels + 300

Angel King of Hell – 600 Helping Board -200 Discount Angel Lets Give It A Boost - 300 - Discount Angel Smutty Wallpaper – 50 Wood Wallpaper – 50 Almighty Janitor – 200 Such Strange People – 300 A New Arrival - 100

#The plan: have a retainer on guard at each entrance to the apartment building at all times, ready to defend the building, have bodyguard service available free to anyone who pays their rent on time, selective pressure should help counteract lazy slobs. duplicate my sword/blaster four times combining them duplicated again to give me 2 light saber/blasters four times as strong them repeat this process for four months with my giant robot, leaving one giant robot eight times as strong. Then repeat with my coat for the duration of the jump. #

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Marked: the ravages of hedonistic excess +100 CP Into The Inferno +300 In Exile +200 rolled a one:Ba Sing Se noble -100 master of the game -300 bending arts: Earth bending -100 cooperative Bender -100 clothing free Wealth free with noble. master's scroll Earth bending-200 Avatar Cycle-800

#The plan: once a idle libertine until he went too far and was cast out from the Earth Kingdom,Jojo Zhang awakened to the power of the jumper only to discover the fire nation was after his head seeking to destroy the threat he posed, and so cast away from his family and his fortune , the jumper must deal with, JoJo's reputation, constant fire nation attacks, and the encroaching war. Things to do, get better at Earth bending, maybe run into team avatar, a couple of times, definitely help out with my Battalion of retainers and giant robot when the comet strikes and the fire nation makes their assault, go with mother box to talk to the lion turtle and see what I can learn about myself and the nature of spir spiritual energy , and hope that maybe I can get some of that enlightenment and insight. *

Avatar: LOK Jump And the Adventure Continues+0cp Collectors +100cp Equalists Forever +200cp Lotus Eaters +300cp It's a kids show! +200cp Water Tribe free Wanderer free 4. Zaofu: Home to the metal clan.

Bender 100cp: water bending Water Specialization – Healing 100cp Water Specialization – lifebending300cp Earth Specialization – Lavabending500cp Jump Clan -500 tiny Tina wanderer free Traveler's Luck 100cp Bender 100cp:Fire Bender Fire Specialization – Lightning100cp tall -50 money -50

Mars Peacekeeper 100cp fighting lessons free with peacekeeper The Great Recruiter, 300 discounted with peacekeeper personal weapon: sock glove free with peacekeeper

PokéWaifu Wanderer0cp Investigator-300 Traveler's Luck-100cp

Waddle Dee retainers Peacekeeper 100cp Bender [100cp]: water Bender Water Specialization – Healing 100cp fighting lessons free with peacekeeper hard worker 100

Mother box inventor -100 future industrialist free: energy sources Deus Ex discounted for inventor -300 Money free

Tyrion Lannister Wanderer [0cp Tall [100cp]: Bender [100cp]:Fire Bender Strong [200cp

Pam Wanderer0cp Bender [100cp]:Airbending Combat Bender [200cp Air Specialization –Pressurebending [100cp]

TJ Wanderer0cp Bender [100cp]:Airbending Acrobatics [100cp]: Mobile Bender 100cp Fighting Lessons [100cp]:

*The plan: shortly after the liberation of Ba Sing Se Jojo Zhang disappeared, and with him the mysterious powerful force of the jumper, now he and eight others have returned, bringing with them Amazing technological advances and strange powers from myriad worlds that the jumpers have lived, how will the jumper and avatar Korra handle the rapidly changing world. In addition to the threats of the red Lotus society and the Equalists? Additional plans give Mars a stand , find women for the twins after she dumps them, give the avatar a stand, prevent her from getting poisoned or at the very least help her get over it quicker, give Varrick a warning about researching the spirit vine energy, And its disastrous consequences, give Asami a warning about her father and selling Varrick her company, and bootstrap the world up to near future If not Star Trek levels of tech. And before I forget here's Mars's stand:

Word disassociation: ability type, anyone she makes eye contact with has their concepts scrambled with their words randomly but thinks and plans normally, so something like”punch Mars”instead becomes”jump bicycle” thus causing her opponent to find a bicycle to jump over instead of attacking her.

Sword Art Online.

+100 Abhorrent Admirer +100 Aggro +100 An Inconvenient World. +300 No Jumper, you are the Kayaba Flourishes: free Beta-50 Like Riding a Bike-150 This Is, In Fact, My Final Form:Hekatonkheires -600 Guild-400,PokéWaifu,TJ,Tyrion Lannister,Mother box,Pam,Waddle Dee retainers,,tiny Tina Mars Tutorial-100 ItemDrops -300 Digital Projection Helmet Free Load Out:free

#The plan: well, people are thinking I'm the bad guy Anyway because of my amazing power. So I'm going to have to avoid them killing me, I'll do this by passing myself as a “moderator for new monthly special event” which is me giving copies of my coat to whichever Guild makes it furthest on the front lines. Alternating with “whoever does the most to stop PKing” Of course I'm relying on my new alternate form with my old giant Dragon form's fear inducing Ability . If anyone wants to disrupt me, and my crew. Of course , the bad moon motorcycle club is there, and will form the public face of operations. About five years in I just decide screw it! And open up portals in every town linking the virtual world to the real one and letting people escape manually, of course, this does lead to some accidental panic where those who do try it aren't quite sure if they are in the virtuality ever again, but it's a small price to go back to your normal life, right? But the surprising thing is, most people don't, in fact, we get more immigrants now that there is a way out. Kayaba sees what he's done wrong and begins to account for it, adding that missing logout button and becoming a much more benevolent God #

PART 1 - Light of Terra Deadlight broken? no. enemys:Wargars,Redeemers ally:Pale Sons, etc. Damaged Systems: Xenos Horrificus,Power Necron Tomb Spyder-600 Total recall -150 Cadian XVI Ka-Bar-50 CP

#This is the part of my jump chain I regret the most so far, torn from my abilities and my family, Tempted daily to cheat and my wife by the beautiful daughters of the pale Sons, stuck for almost 30 years in this desolate hell of a ship before I figure out how to fix it and get us out of the storm, it takes time. It takes blood , sweat and toil like I've never suffered before, It takes all four of my limbs and a good deal of my internal organs replaced with precursor technology. But I have technical knowledge that rivals anything in the imperium, I have a will greater than any on the ship, I have several millennia of martial arts experience in styles No one here has dreamt of, and once the power bulkheads are retrofitted with valve doors and the Wargars and Redeemers are slain by the claws of my ally and my blade, or by simply venting their air into places where it's needed more, the auto turrets are installed in every communal area and hatchway to deal with the horrific alien beasts from the depths of the hold. There is nothing stopping my quest, nothing. I have ruled as a Dragon and fought as a street punk, I have fled as an ambassador and begged as an Emperor , even reduced to just my memories and not my processing or luck or power There is nothing here I have not dealt with before in some capacity to some degree. I will succeed there is no other option #

PART 2 - Land of the Sky Father. Deathmark Standard- 2 TP Barren+ 3 TP Bad Batch File+ 2 TP Hostile Natives (Tarellians)+ 3 TP Corpsegrinder- 1 TP Geocore-2 TP The Vandean Coast- 2 CP Graveyard of the Lost- 1 TP Defensive Tactics -300 Cultural Monopolization -200 unwavering belief -100 healthcare -200 draft -200

# Mother box is glaring in envy at the Necron Tomb Spyder, TJ is crying and hugging me tightly, the Waddle Dee retainers, are huddled to the opposite wall in fear PokéWaifu is dam angry with me, she hasn't used all three mouths to yell at me at the same time in ages, and is unleashing the fury of at least twice as many sassy black women as she should be able to but it ends with “and if I find out you cheated on me with one of those pale Sons hos or if you ever pull crap like this again. We are through, and I will murder you till you stay dead! !” And so we begin to build lives on my new world, trying for safety against the brutal Tarellians, living on corpse starch bars processed from the moss and krill, fortunately, we have plenty of power, resources and a manufacturing plant to use them on. So we are certainly able to fight off any attacks.#

Light of Terra Optional DLC - The Heathen Trail Cobra Class Skirmish with the Hollow Men+400 CP Kheradruakh, the Decapitator Required Complication.+ 0 CP. Sensor Ghosts+200 CP Wrath's Carrion + 200 CP Hollow Men+300 CP Decay, The Second World+ 600 CP Gravity Wave Projector-300 CP Automated Repair System-400 CP Black Death-300 SPYRER ARMOUR:Orrus-700 CP #This is not what I was hoping for, I've got the greatest assassin of all time after my skull. I've got a quartet of battle nuns either lusting after me, or screaming at me for my association with iron men and mutants. But my ship is much better and I've eliminated my need to sleep again So I'll see the son of a bitch coming, the fight is hard and long and about as even as these things can happen while still having a clear winner. No, this is not a happy time for teratophilia OP ! And no, I won't be using his skin to start a new coat. Thankfully we do seem to have home in sites when suddenly we find ourselves on an orc world. After getting a little too greedy with a space Hulk

Light of Terra Optional DLC -A Day at the Races. Dust Rats - Imperial Remnant Racing Team 50 Teef for a toilet to fill up each fuel tank-100 Red Paint-50 Teef Dokkin' Bitz-100 Teef Dozer Blade75 Teef armerd fuel tank- 100 Teef Multi-Laser -200 Teef, BubbleChukka-400 Teef, Not available to Team Grot. Extra Armer

50 Teef

DR-170C 'Dust Rat' -150 me Flamer -100 Teef Grinda-100 Teef 25 Teef for enough supplies to get one person through the raceX5-125

WartrakkX2-400 Teef Multi-LaserX2 one Each LascannonX2 one each MekboyX2-300 YoofsX2-100 25 Teef for two bunksX2 25 Teef for enough supplies to get one person through the raceX4-100

*So this pimping ork proposes. I join a race? Well, I don't see any harm in it, I was in the steel ball run after all, and it's not like I haven't thought his kind before, it takes a bit of doing to build a vehicle for myself and the four orcs accompanying us aren't much help , except with the combat. But the lack of any more advanced opponents ensures our victory,# ending choice

Skulhamma Mega-Kannon

PART 3 - Processional Of The Damned. Inertialess Drive Aft Only. Necrodermis Æonic orb Mars Pattern Nova Cannon-500 additional main void Shield -100 Belacane Pattern Void Shield-200 CP Cyclonic Torpedoes-800 Voidsunder Lance BatteryX2-600 Godsbane LanceX2 -400 Stygies Pattern Bombardment Cannon-200

Route 3 - The Iron Blood

Sentient Singularity

#This is a very, very rough journey , and a pair of very hard fights, but the iron blood onic orbئ doesn't have the accuracy to deal with a Belacane Pattern Void Shield, and a can defeat any armor crafted by mortals. Now, having penetrated a impossible vault and granted the mercy of death to a thing ancient beyond ancient , I am at last free of this horrible universe, I make sure to take a extra Gauss Flayer for myself while visiting my “father.”

Supernatural enemy of hell, +300 heaven's most wanted +300 Hunter -100 weapon training free Enochin sigils -200 I can change -200 the cure -300 fake ID free EMF meter free iron crowbar free handgun free shotgun free matching tattoos -100 Archangel blade -400 #Well out of the frying pan and into the fryer , there is a lot of stuff I have to fix here, the powers that be here know I am a threat to their plans, they know I am an unknown element, and I am doing my very best, after all, I'm bringing strange new powers, and giving away Archangel blades to hunters like candy, plans include: chilling out with Bobby Singer, and being sure to let him know “rumors “ about the leviathans including their weakness, and give him a copy of my coat, after adding Enochin sigils to every scale. Killing every named leviathan and blowing up their various research plants and food additive production facilities. Basically, stay on the run from heaven, and hell. Showing up as a deus ex machina When things get too rough for our heroes.#

Animal Crossing Old Friends and Neighbors: Free for the duration, Cannot be made permanent. Geometric human: free New In Town : Free 23 years old Nook and Associates contractors: 250 CP Special Events: 250 CP Suddenly You Are The Mayor: 500 CP

#The plan: well, after all that I certainly needed a vacation and so my family and I relax in the town of animal Crossing , no panic, no fights just peaceful country living,#

RWBY Jumpchain v1.4A The People Have Spoken Edition

+200 Ranked: +200 Cinder's List: Student: -100 landing strategy -100 intellectual free tinkerer -150 import Gauss Flayer and black death plus heavy + dust chamber -100 dust for dummies pro free with student iconic outfit free iconic theme free dust kit -50 Nice, Quirky Girl/Tall, Dark and ScragglyX3 plus import PokéWaifu,TJ tiny Tina 350 left Catalytic Converter -300 discounted with student Team Tag (50CP)

PokéWaifu, Student free intellectual free iconic outfit free iconic theme free Scroll (Free): Dust Focus (100CP): Your weapon works better with energy propellant, stacks with Dust Chamber Variable Weapon: Trident/crossbow. Free Bigger on the Inside -100 Represent (0CP)

TJ Student: free intellectual free iconic outfit free iconic theme free Scroll (Free): Variable Weapon free rapier/sniper rifle Concealed (75CP) Streamlined (25CP): A Guide to Grimm -100 Represent (0CP)

tiny Tina Student free intellectual free iconic outfit free iconic theme free Scroll (Free) Represent (0CP) :Variable Weapon: punt gun/club/ free Aura Focus -100 Aura for Everybody -100

#The plan: kill monsters,learn how to kill monsters better and see if we can unlock our Semblances, really use this time to reconnect with my family with all our experience and how were already We should have a fairly average time against these powerful beasts.plans include : separating the excd light saber apparatus from my cane, scanning it and putting them back together as a variable weapon, duplicating that and combining it with a duplicate fountain Shield to make a really great lantern shield with light sabers for blades capable of spitting out all kinds of weaponry, see if I can scale up the cane and add it as a gun to the Light of Terra, at the very least, throwing giant wooden spoons at your enemies is going to be hilarious, and when things get serious . Remember I did add that the discordia Cannon to that thing. Also remember to duplicate the tomb spider and feed the duplicate to mother box #

Neon Genesis Evangelion +200cp - Uncomfortable Symbolism (Pattern Blue and Hybrids only) +100cp - Fanon Country +300cp - Hark the Herald -100cp - Favorites List (Requires Fanon Country):Thousand Shinji spinoff the open door pattern blue -100 Waveform Anatomy (Free with Pattern Blue) Solipsistic Integrity-100 400cp - AT Field Mastery (Discount Pattern Blue) 0cp - Basic AT Field Functions (Free with an Evangelion, Fee with AT Field Mastery) Advanced AT Field Functions (Discount Evangelion, Free with AT Field Mastery) High Energy Reaction -200 S2 Engine/Organ -300 secondary field -100 extra normal senses -50 Passive Field Effect (Discount Pattern Blue) -50 Improved Regeneration discounted with pattern blue -200 0cp - Infinite Supply of Tang (Free for Everyone!) #The plan: I have lots of stacked willpower , so I'm fairly safe on the going crazy and causing an impact thing, plus this Shinji would probably be willing to believe that I'm actually from another dimension .And I'm here to help, so yeah, I am a roughly 1/4 foot around sun disk with his core as a thin band around the rim, I stack height of a God, and sapient singularity via This Is, In Fact, My Final Form to become a living eclipse when the going gets rough, mostly I make a point of showing up when the other Angels are around and blasting the hell out of them, in front of Shinji to prove my loyalty. He may not be the nice guy, but he's definitely the good guy here #

SHADOWRUN Cut a Deal with a Dragon +300 CP Hot Under the Collar (+300 CP) age 25 Federal District of Columbia human free Tech Wiz-100 CP upgrade -100 ace X8 -800 Build/Repair:free Resonance -300 Decker -150 Renraku Tsurugi free Perception -100 Meta Link :Farlight Caliban, free Datajack Free apartment free

#note: companions who have been imported to RWBY gain an extra 100 CP# PokéWaifu, troll Drone Rigger+Talismonger. Build/Repair -100

TJ, elf Mercenary:+Physical Adept Perception -100

,Tyrion Lannister elf Street Doc:+Occult Investigator

Mother box , elf Hacker+Combat Mage Knowledge :

Pam, human Razor girl+Face

Waddle Dee retainers human Face+Johnson: tiny Tina human Combat Mage+Physical Adept knowledge: magical techniques -100 Mars human Blogger+Hacker

#Oh boy, looks like I really stepped in this time, and broken one of the most basic tenets of shadowrunning, but since I'm an out of context problem for this universe I don't just get the hard jobs. I get the weird and suicidal jobs,Schwartzkopf has me running ragged from Alaska to Zimbabwe stealing books for him and harassing the competition, which af does unfortunately include Masaru I accept this task only on condition that , fortunately with tunneling for my warehouse I'm able empty out his library in to Schwartzkopf's shortly after the deed is done, which earned me some major brownie points, unfortunately Masaru is aware of this “relationship “and does his best to harass me and mine as best he can in return #

Forgotten Realms Jump rolled six Zakhara race human. Honor of the Duel +300CP Beshaba’s Tribulation +600 Ponderous Spellcaster +400CP aristocrat -200 Factotum:X2-100 Swordsage:X2-200 Your Companions Have Arrived -300 discounted with aristocrat Incarnate -100 Totemist: -100 Crusader:X2liberation-200 human paragon -100 Wizard -100 Spellthief:-100 Urban Druid -100 Wise Arse -100CP A Back Thats Brawny and a Brain Thats Weak -100CP Smarter Than the Average Owlbear -100CP Charisma of Kings free with aristocrat The Book of Prestigious Possibilities -300CP Gold X5free #note: companions who have been imported to RWBY gain an extra 100 CP# PokéWaifu, halfling Healer X2 -200 clerk:love X2 -200

TJ, elf Warmage X2 -200 Swordsage: -100 Charisma of Kings -100CP

,Tyrion Lannister elf Charisma of Kings -100CP Savant: -100 Factotum: -100 Mother box , elf Wizard -100 Truenamer: -100 Archivist: -100

-Pam, human Swordsage: -100 Crusader: -100 psychic warrior -100

Waddle Dee retainers gnome Rogue -100 Scout: -100Lurk: -100 tiny Tina gnome Dragonfire Adept X2 -200 Wilder: -100 A Back Thats Brawny and a Brain Thats Weak -100CP

Mars human Marshal -100 Bard -100 Jester: -100

• well this bad luck might be getting to me, and there's plenty of challenging opponents but things could be much worse, thankfully I'm not limited to just magic and I able to tank/Dodge one or two hits before having to give up trying to cast magic missile and just punch the dumb ass trying to make a name for himself in the face till they say uncle. Also bear in mind that my opponents scale to character level not challenge rating, and I'm going to do some actual adventuring , as well as making a point of leaving a Daedelus Laptop which which has been updated to include instructions to bootstrap up to mid 80s tech in every library I pass by, bear in mind that Tf2 is mid 80s tech. So I am trying to change the world a little. But this will take a great deal of time, it's essentially the story of an amazingly powerful, but terribly unlucky adventuring party. Of course, afterwards PokéWaifu does demand that I never take a bad luck drawback again# • Shovel Knight Black you +200 Enchantresses Ire + 300 age 21 7:Pridemoor Keep Other weapon wielder: jacket Knight Famous hero -50 skilled -100 inconspicuous -100 Famous free Legend-to-be weapon: import my jacket-400 gift of the black night -800 meal ticket -50 *locket set to prevent the magic , flight, and alternate forms.* #Well out of one frying pan and into another. I landed smack into enemy territory,Fortunately for me, my jacket is one of the most powerful things in most settings and now I have the know-how, its offensive capabilities of match its defensive abilities, and about two days I have tried more keep under my thumb, and about another 48 hours. I'm defeating the enchantress, and saving the world. However this is only the prelude to undoing the massive havoc she and the order of no quarter have caused, even so I am hounded incessantly by the villainous overcoat Knight#

Xiaolin Showdown

Getting Chase’d+600 Drop-In (Free: Xiaoling Martial Arts -150 Heylin Magic -600 secrecy -100 Enhanced Strength -150 Xiaolin Magic -400 Ring of Redundancy -200

#story: there is a new player in this game, and to him it is very much a game, caring, not for good or evil, this intruder into the universe wields the power of both sides,seeking only challenge and new experiences rather than power. In fact, he's willing to trade rather than showdown. Though he will always side with those preserving the world against those who would destroy it or unleash 1000 years of darkness.#The plan: acquire the following Shen Gong Wu,Fountain of Hui,Eagle Scope ,Crystal Glasses ,Hoduku Mouse ,Da Hippa Hoppa ,Cube of Haniku . Screw with everyone, yes everyone! Put Hannibal Roy Bean in a red robe of death reinforced pot of boiling water with the Ying Yo-Yo as his only method of escape. #

Marvel Cinematic Universe

You Owe Rocket+200CP Wrath of a God+300CP Washington D.C. drop in Soundtrack of the Galaxy (Free They Call Me "Star-Lord" Free Monkey Wrench -300 Assemble! -250 S.H.I.E.L.D. Membership -50 Blueprints -600 Helmet of the Stars -100CP Data Disassembly -200

Mars Tac/Comm Mouse Hole S.H.I.E.L.D. Membership free Smooth Operator free Soundtrack of the Galaxy (Free They Call Me "Star-Lord" Free Tick Tock -200 discounted for Tac/Comm tiny Tina Operative Soundtrack of the Galaxy (Free They Call Me "Star-Lord" Free Vehicular Manslaughter free Destroyer Armor Prototype Gun -200

Pam Tac/Comm Mouse Hole S.H.I.E.L.D. Membership free Smooth Operator free Soundtrack of the Galaxy (Free They Call Me "Star-Lord" Fre Extremis Formula -200

TJ Soundtrack of the Galaxy (Free They Call Me "Star-Lord" Free Operative Way of the Widow -200

PokéWaifu Tech Expert Soundtrack of the Galaxy (Free They Call Me "Star-Lord" Free Professor of Asskicking free: MD, mechanical engineering, computer science. Put Together A Team -100 Smooth Operator -100 Holotable free

Tyrion Lannister Tac/Comm Soundtrack of the Galaxy (Free They Call Me "Star-Lord" Free Asgardian Armor -200 Smooth Operator free Mouse Hole free S.H.I.E.L.D. Membership free

Waddle Dee retainers Tech Expert I Am -200 Soundtrack of the Galaxy (Free They Call Me "Star-Lord" Free Professor of Asskicking : high-energy physics, molecular biology, psychopharmacology. Holotable free

Choir of Righteous Fury Operative Soundtrack of the Galaxy (Free They Call Me "Star-Lord" Free Vehicular Manslaughter free Way of the Widow -200

*The plan: well, it's been, a nice vacation, but we are thrown back into action again, this time with a God and a raccoon on our Tail, the raccoon is easily dealt with,the God not so much, fortunately we have a good deal at our disposal, and I've dealt with God before , although those were much more direct confrontations,. But if he's going to be subtle We are going to be subtle in return, giving him just enough rope to hang himself. Plans include: gifting Star Trek and Lord of light technology to Stark and banner, looking quite mad as we danced to our own soundtrack, joining the , trying to prevent TJ from getting too jealous of his wife's new gun, getting a good scan of Thor's hammer, inflicting such a beating on the that even Capt. America starts to think that's enough. Having mother box download and delete everything except the technical knowledge which she will then assimilate, using his algorithm and her hacking skills along with my sufficiently advanced supercomputer from inficon and those amazingly technological jumps I've had to alter its parameters to anyone that could be a threat to me rather than Hydra.#

Pacific Rim Jumper Alpha versus the world, +600 Pacific rim rolled eight free pic chose Tokyo experimental human/kaiju hybrid -600 kaiju behavioral studies free percussive maintenance -200 kaiju medkit free. might free toughness free speed free carapace free with hybrid invisibility free with hybrid wait, I died? Free with hybrid iron skin -200 EMP -200 atomic breath -200 slag spray -200 #notes: teratophiliaO Okay, then roll it. P 12:47 eagerDigger .d 1d10 12:47 Internets :: Total 6 / 10 [60%] :: Results [6] :: 12:47 eagerDigger .d 1d100 12:47 Internets :: Total 18 / 100 [18%] :: Results [18] :: 12:47 eagerDigger Success 12:47 eagerDigger 12:48 eagerDigger There u go *this was tedious and difficult, but I finally managed to beat back the hordes of giant monsters, it was rough . It took a concentrated effort with Mars fighting from the opposite side of the breach,PokéWaifu at my side in my giant robot,Waddle Dee retainers scouring the globe in their flying wand of universal fire suits, burning kaiju and aiding TJ in the reconstruction process. The Choir of Righteous Fury aboard the light of Terra bombing the category 10 constantly but we've done it, the walls are back in place and reinforced with red robe of death paint, Star Trek teleporters link every major settlement, people are reclaiming the world, although I understand and can emphasize as an intruder into realities myself, their actions and message are unjustifiable, and they will be made to suffer for them.*

Anno 2070 Who Gave You This Number!? - +100 CP Hector Hates You - +200 CP Independent free Kerykeion free Eco – 200 Techs – 200 E.T.O free A Moving Reef - Free O Captain My Captain free

Simulation Training – Free E.V.E. - Free Artificial Alloys - 600 CP Community Support - 100 CP War Profiteering - 200 CP Handy Salvage - 200 CP Dedicated Philosophy combat free: *the plan : you know that fishing village from the movie water world? Those guys are wimps with more of a Marshall bent we become reverse pirates, we sail the however many seas , weeding out pirates and taking their booty and checking if the previous owners are willing to reward us for its safe return.*

Thundercats [2011] CYOA rolled eight 20 years old alleycat -0: Maine Coon companion import X8 600 remaining Silver Tongue -100 discounted with alleycat luck -300 discounted with alleycat old cloak Candyfruit -50 Forever Bag discounted with alleycat -150

Mars warrior -50 tactical knowledge -200 weapon mastery free Willow -300 combat gear free energy pistol -50 Smithing -100 martial arts -100

Pam warrior -50 Silver tongue -200 tactical knowledge -200 weapon mastery free hoverboard -100 candyfruit -50 Alchemy -100cp combat gear free Martial Arts -100

TJ Cleric-100cp martial arts free supernatural speed free Weapon Mastery free stealth field -200 engineering -200 currency -50 energy pistol -50 Silver tongue -200 combat gear free

PokéWaifu drop in free engineering -100 Magitech -300 Smithing -200

Tyrion Lannister Cleric-100cp martial arts free supernatural speed free Weapon Mastery free Silver Tongue -200 candyfruit -50 harmonious music -400 currency -50

Waddle Dee retainers Cleric-100cp martial arts free supernatural speed free Weapon Mastery free Engineering -200 Silver Tongue -200 Alchemy -100 Fluffy Tail -100

Tiny Tina alleycat free Silver tongue -100 harmonious music -200 luck -300 hover board -50 whip-50 energy pistol -50 candyfruit -50 mother box cleric -100 martial arts free Weapon Mastery free supernatural speed free mysticism -300 ancient knowledge -100 alchemy -100 smithing -200

#The plan: having watched the series were basically going to go ahead of the main group straightening things out and missing them up in equal measure e,g, Lion-O can't win the sword contest because I've already chopped down the obelisk, The Duelist can't fight Lion-O because TJ had headshot him from outside of town, make sure to get a copy of each of the stones for later analysis. My retainers will of course take care of Mumm-Ra and his forces from safely aboard the LoT*

One Piece CYOA

One against the world +800 pirate Capt. -100 chose Loguetown dream crew, -300 Rokushiki -600 Haki -600 swimming -50 combat training free swimming gear free quality weapons free quality Musket free 500,000 Beli -50 mother box pirate crewmen navigator average weapons Haki -600

Waddle Dee retainers pirate crewmen navigator average weapons combat training, -100 survivalist -100 precision -300 swimming -50 swimming gear free 500,000 Beli -50

Tyrion Lannister pirate crewmen navigator average weapons pacifista prototype -600

Pam pirate crewmen navigator average weapons combat arts: fishman karate -600 Mars pirate crewmen navigator average weapons commanding presence -300 swamp-swamp fruit -300

PokéWaifu pirate crewmen navigator average weapons shipwright -300 survivalist -100 medical kit -50 log pose-50 eternal pose -100

Tina pirate crewmen navigator average weapons tinkerer -300 self forged -300

TJ pirate crewmen navigator average weapons precision -300 Unique ranged weapon: eight barreled repeating sawed-off shotgun -300 note: Could someone please roll for my teratophiliaOP survival In ? 08:23 Valebolgia .d 1d100 08:23 Internets :: Total 84 / 100 [84%] :: Results [84] :: 08:23 teratophiliaOP Outlook not good Yeah. There only seems to have been one Double 08:24 tovam Summon so far, so there's not a lot of information. 08:24 Valebolgia Yup, just Semiramis 08:24 teratophiliaOP I guess this ends my chain..... 08:24 teratophiliaOP C'est la vie. But wait a minute! My coat broke Against an opponent's punch, give me a teratophiliaOP Another role. 08:29 Valebolgia Smithing i guess 08:29 teratophiliaOP .d 1d100 :: Total 17 / 100 [17%] :: Results 08:29 Internets [17] ::

#Oh lady. This was rough! Sure , I usually have most everything under control, but Rob Lucci actually managed to shatter my coat to ribbons with his thanks, mom technique It was the master coat as well, not one of the half powered knockoffs I give to my minions, there is very little in the multi-verse that can bring such force to bear, and on top of that I wind up burning out my Pokémon powers for at least another eleven jumps because spiky wall and pain share was just not meant to withstand that much, so yeah, I barely survive. It'll take me decades to rebuild my coat and get rested up, I need to lay off the Shōnen and take some vacation jumps.as for what were doing there isn't much to say , one piece is not a world. I particularly feel like subverting, we will probably use our Kerykeion Ark in order to have a floating colony/college where we teach castaways and anybody looking to get off their island that land is not a necessity and how to build their own ark along with many other technological wonders, this is, of course, what brings the wrath of the entire pirate and world government Marine paradigms down upon us. It was pretty rough, and on the very last day of the jump, I was led in chains to the deepes darkest isolation cell in impel down#

Soul caliber fan service +100 wardrobe malfunction +200 drop in till fate write my epitaph -100 deliverance -100 no remorse no pain -200 Gigantesque -400 raise thy sword -200 master of edges:Cervantes de León -300

#One of my rare selfish jumps, but I'm very frustrated and need to knock the shit out of some people, not fatally mind you just bad enough that those seeking the tainted blade are convinced they probably shouldn't be joining any world tournaments for a couple of years when they are out of physical therapy. I combined raise thy sword with Cervantes's fighting style and Gigantesque in order to wield both the sword I got from RWBY and my cane/light saber at the same time. I lockout any magic that affects people other than me, the fan service comes from me leaving my jumpsuit Unzipped à la the guy from Kuso Miso Technique, violence isn't helping I need another way to relax. # .

Super Mario RPG CYOA rolled a eight, chose mushroom Kingdom. Eighteen years old human improved jumping double jump free with human QuickDraw -100 man eater -100 artistic X2: cooking and painting -200 Flutter jump, -300 super jump -300

*Well, it looks like there are things to do other than save princesses, namely act as bodyguard for Princess Daisy who does in fact have a few attempts, made once by completely unknown heard of villains from the Bean Kingdom, but other than that I'm trying to work on my art and get over losing my coat and Pokémon powers. With the help of my family.*

SUPER MARIO JUMP

Drop-In E Gadd! Free with drop in You Haven't Seen the Last of Me -200 Ground Pound -200 Warp Paintings-300 Increase Charisma -100 Special Delivery -200 Sportsman 0 points *the plan : show Bowser who the real dragon king is, utilizing sequential art techniques, prospective tricks à la Escher and music notation create the subway from the music video for “Harrison :Comfort Cruise” minus the skeleton . So I am a place to be alone with my thoughts, and relax re-create the pre-jumping dwellings of all my companions as well. Spy on everyone constantly, and covertly for lewd reasons, if lewd does occur recorded so I have the most accurate r34 possible, get disappointed when it's really mostly bird-O and Yoshi,#

Cardcaptor Sakura JumpChain addiction +100 anthophobia +100 low battery +300 drop in, free conjoined congeries -300, discounted with drop in ensoul -600 book of Clow -200 discounted with drop in sealing wand -100 itty-bitty item: import black death/Gauss Flayer -100 danger sense -50 Technicolor eyes: vantablack -50 spirit sight -100

#Well, it looks like I'm done morning my awesome jacket having copied.TJ's I'm going to start building it up again. sure This version might not have the stones from thunder cats, but there was no support in those things anyway, mother box helps out by keeping my battery full after big fights and I try to go with martial arts against the various things going bump in the night, before switching to the sealing wand to lock it into the book, of course Sakura does show up now and then, causing me to freak out and relinquish whatever I just captured and PokéWaifu does have to blindfold me just to have me leave the house whenever cherry blossom season comes around. But I do fairly well here.#

Generic Fighting game jump It's Delicious +100 CP Champion of the Universe + 300 rolled five Brazil Wrestler -100 Everybody was Kung fu fighting free Taunt Free Block Free Energy Bar Free Open Bar -100 Get over here -100: stunning slap Too stronk, please nerf free with wrestler Suplex -150, discounted with wrestler C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER – 300 Elemental Mastery: fire -600 Passport free

#Well, it looks like I'm locked in a battle to the death with a swarm of extra dimensional insect people offering humans a chance to defend their home by beating them in a lethal martial arts tournament, sounds like fun. I have a great time squishing bugs # Totally Spies/Martin Mystery CYOA WOOHP'd +200 Tornado Alley +300 CP 6 – Center HQ Center Agent-50 I am going to punch you -100 No, You Point That End At The Door -100 do you mind? -600 paranormal literacy free with Center agent U- watch free with center agent X watch -150 do you mind? -600 Good Cryptid -300 CP , discounted for Center Agent: they know who the real monster is. Totally Sidekicks Much?:PokéWaifu -200

PokéWaifu WOOHP Field Operative free with companion import Basic Gadget Pack free with Field operative Catsuit: vantablack Free espionage free master of disguise -300 100 bonus CP from Rwby import paranormal literacy-100

*The plot: there are things too dangerous for the center to deal with, and too weird for WOOHP to handle. That's where me and my wife come in, we are this universe's answer to Alucard & Seras Victoria only with lewd. Our interagency joint sub department handles the stuff no one else can. Plans include: fighting monsters solving mysteries, saving the world, forging a ghost touch sword, passing the U- watch over to PokéWaifu. Use Harry Potter magic to create portraits of myself and my loved ones and embroider them into the collar of my jacket

Aion tower of Eternity jump Hated rival +200 Wanted +300 Mau whisper +100 Aether challenged +200 rolled seven abyss warrior -100 Ascendant wings-free healing touch- 100 Advanced job cleric- 200 Advanced job Templar -100 discounted with warrior warrior's strength, free with warrior warrior stance -200 miracle -600 Armsfusion crafter- 400

*The plot: somewhere in the void of the abyss there is a small town militantly patrolled by innumerable black clad sentinels The war is kept out of this town on pain of an death by immolation, it's status as a neutral ground is strictly enforced only those who wish to escape the war are welcome. There should they find it. In this town There is a small mercenary company willing to fight for either side, so long as the conflict is being led away from them. Plans include: transferring the abilities of an Archangel blade and my new ghost touch sword into black death, then I will Macramé it's chain into something nice and short t so I can use it as a button for my coat. *

Elona Jump v1.0

Drop-in free 6. Yowyn Fairy twenty years old – 100 Epithet: the Bancho. Free onslaught -50 interference music -50 Circulation Magic -100 very careful -100 knockout -100 Vampiric Power -150 Ambidextrous -50 Rogue-like discounted with drop in -300

*The plot: things to do 1.uplift Yowyn into a techno-agrarian utopia . 2.adventure. 3. Upgrade my helmet of the stars, black death chainsword and giant robot with my red robe of death paint if I haven't already.*

Mahou Sensei Negima Jump mage -100 fourteen years old. Magic free with mage Gift of the thousand master -400, discounted with mage focus: Standard wand, free spell book -200 discounted with mage Tengu no Kakuremino- 100 CP Sceptrum Virtuale -200

*The plan: go along with the plot,Helping the young boy get the girls and save the day, occasionally alluding to being much older And powerful than I look. make sure my ”promise ring” is fully noted by the girls my age Who I'm teaching. duplicate hacking staff and give to mother box, Duplicate Armsfusion crafter and give to mother box. Add wand to My light saber/Walking Stick And the Tengu no Kakuremino to my coat by replacing the lining with it.

Hellsing Jumpchain. Twenty-two years old Organization . Heaven or Hell to +400 It all started on a midnight stroll in the woods…+0 Schrodinger’s Cat +0 Feared free with Helsing unwavering -200 war veteran -100 weapon channeling -300 holy empowerment -400 puppetmaster's strings -100 Hellsing Arms “Jackal” discounted with Helsing -300

#this is going to be epic action/comedy on a continental scale, you've got my retainers as Keystonecopesque mercenaries taking care of the rank-and-file vampires , Schrodinger trying to flirt with Tina only to be met with explosives and gunplay by her and TJ, PokéWaifu as an even bigger sassy black woman stereotype, mother box as the robot who doesn't quite get human things, Tyrion and Pam as themselves , only with more booze. And me as the semi-sane rebellious teen God trying to keep them all together.*Plans include: starting work on using ensoul on everything I can, beginning with conjoined congeries and handing them off to mother box, duplicating the jackal and giving both to TJ, duplicating my new jacket and distributing it to the family, as well as the bad moons motorcycle club. Which should give me about 111 members with the latest version .also important to note, happy and content gives you a high baseline and recuperation for mental-health as well as protecting it, waveform anatomy allows you to heal from any damage so long as you are mentally healthy, holy empowerment prevents mental health from being damaged in combat and improves regeneration, heart of Steve lets you run off a hit point system rather than taking damage as one normally would, I don't see a way in which I can realistically be Disabled*.#

Mahou Sensei Negima Jump mage -100 fourteen years old. Magic free with mage Gift of the thousand master -400, discounted with mage focus: Standard wand, free spell book -200 discounted with mage Tengu no Kakuremino- 100 CP Sceptrum Virtuale -200

*The plan: go along with the plot,Helping the young boy get the girls and save the day, occasionally alluding to being much older And powerful than I look. make sure my ”promise ring” is fully noted by the girls my age Who I'm teaching. duplicate hacking staff and give to mother box, Duplicate Armsfusion crafter and give to mother box. Add wand to My light saber/Walking Stick And the Tengu no Kakuremino to my coat With Armsfusion crafter *

Generic Fighting game jump It's Delicious: Japanese high school delinquent +100 CP Champion of the Universe + 300 rolled five Brazil Wrestler -100 Everybody was Kung fu fighting free Taunt Free Block Free Energy Bar Free Open Bar -100 Get over here -100: stunning slap Too stronk, please nerf free with wrestler Suplex -150, discounted with wrestler C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER – 300 Elemental Mastery: fire -600 Passport free

#Well, it looks like I'm locked in a battle to the death with a swarm of extra dimensional insect people offering humans a chance to defend their home by beating them in a lethal martial arts tournament, sounds like fun. I have a great time squishing bugs #

Twilight think of the children +200 La push Washington USA seventeen years two months old Myth buster -50 enlightened free student identification free occult knowledge, free quirky -100 self-control -200 anti-vampire -150, discounted with Myth buster unlimited snack cakes -100 exchange program -300 our monsters are the same-300 Mars no sense -100 quirky -100 spending money X 2 -100 enlightened free student ID free

PokéWaifu enlightened free student ID free anti-vampire -300

Tina really nice chest -100 quirky -100

no sense -100 flashlight -100 enlightened free student ID free

Waddle Dee retainers fast learner -300 enlightened free student ID free

Tyrion Lannister sparkly -100 really nice chest -100 spending money X 2 -100 enlightened free student ID free

Pam enlightened free student ID free really nice chest -100 reflexes -200

TJ enlightened free student ID free no sense -200 really nice chest -100 flashlight -100 *The plan: massive magical teenage biker gang! Research a cure for vampirism and lycanthropy, give vampires and werewolves a choice between it and death, especially Edward and Jacob ,Make sure Bella knows how especially average she looks as all the new girls, tou know those thousand or so waddle-dee retainers break her emotionally afterschool. *

Okami Jump

Magnetic+200 Faithless+200 7. Wep'Keer brush God: cat: rebellion-200 Dextrous Oral Telekinetic Acrobatics free with brush God brush technique -200 natural nature -300 companions -400 ink bullet -100 magic ink pot X2 -100 reflector -100

Tina Drop In (Free) Demon Blood -300, discounted with drop in Space Invader free with drop in Cursed Land -100

PokéWaifu Priest(ess) Rosary-100 Priestly Wisdom free godhood -300

Mars drop in space invader free cursed land -100 moon tech -200

TJ Warrior Swordsman free Flowing Swordplay-100 Divine Interference-300

Pam Warrior Swordsman free Flowing Swordplay-100 Dextrous Oral Telekinetic Acrobatics -200

Tyrion Lannister Warrior Swordsman free Flowing Swordplay-100 priestly wisdom -100 Glaive-100

Waddle Dee retainers priest priestly wisdom prayer slips -100 miracle clumsiness -200 mother box priest priestly wisdom free brush up -300

The plan:we are mostly going to stay out of the plot and instead have our own story, it's a combination of my girlfriend is a nine tailed Fox, Inuyasha and Nanaka 6/17. Everybody scrambling to prove to me. I'm some all power being and not just a very clever cat. At least my wife does manage to prove to me that we are married. Which is good since Tina is now expecting.*

Slice of Life Jump Status Quo is God +300: high-class -100 monsters: forgotten realms-100 tech: Lords of light:-300 Festival -100 Tutor -100 extravagant -300 Import -200: TJ,PokéWaifu, Tina Stuffed animal -100:Roland Junior# the new baby#

*The plan: high school delinquent who makes up for lack of studying with inexplicable smartness and good grades, PokéWaifu is his GF, TJ and Tina are another couple . They are friends with, Roland Junior is Tina's son. Meanwhile back at the warehouse, cleverly disguised as a nightspot called the crossover, Pam and Tyrion drink the profits, Waddle Dee retainers work the tables and the kitchen, Mars is minding the door keeping out the riffraff. And mother box is busy using the ensoul card on every kind of mojo She knows and putting them in the copy of the book of Clow I made for Roland Junior also be sure to the public a batch of Senator Armstrong's nanomachines and a duplicate of my coat, and motorcycle. , Mars teaches him all the tech, and martial arts I've learned thinks to being bestowed with the library of Alexandria and the University of Toronto, be sure to enchant my fountain shield with animated and ghost touch then combine with the reflector from Okami, and duplicate that for my loved ones. Although mainly I'm just enjoying life and giving my grandchild a stable foundation. For the first ten years of his life. Although TJ does have some differing child-rearing philosophies, we do manage to work things out and it's a grandparent's job to spoil their grandkid.

The Fast and the Furious Jumpchain CYOA twenty-eight years old RJ Gearhead-100 RJ mechanic free with gearhead RJ Greasin’ the Gears -200 RJ Most Holy Order of the Socket Wrench -200 discounted with gearhead RJ Garage free with gearhead RJ the Technical Car -200 discounted with gearhead RJ Heavy Gun:Vickers .50 machine gun -200 RJ Fast and Furious -100 RJ

#note: no companion options and companion support supplement mean I can just spoil my grandkid here, meanwhile, at the warehouse. The rest of us are working on converting more magic into cards for him, also, be sure to whip up a rod of lordly might and combine it with the sealing wand, and my walking stick for him, along with a copy of my helmet and jacket. So it looks like RJ is almost single-handedly creating an underground auto-dueling Association, which I am managing RJ seems to be handling his first jump decently, even if he does have a bit much of his mother's bloodlust #

Skullgirls Jump Action+100 Purrfect+100 Marked +200 rolled a six lab eight eighteen years old friendly face: painwheel -300 partner in crime RJ -300 Anti-Skullgirl Labs -300 Ahad Anatomy free Cyborg: unnaturally tall ,lanky and wiry, expanding drill pompadour, extending flexible limbs, homing missiles in my middle fingers free Themed Powers: Japanese high school delinquent-150 Refuel Station free with AS Labs Artificial Parasites, discounted with AS Labs -300 Money under the matress -50 RJ Ahad Anatomy Free Black Egrets-100 NOOOOO! Free with Egrets Armory Free with Egrets Hideout Free. Last Hope -300, discounted with Egrets.

*The plan: well, Roland Junior's choices are a bit worrying he has only known painwheel for a couple months, but they've already pretty much paired off, but he has enough sense to go for a capstone rather than a bunch of little useless things, and he's got a copy of my jacket to fill up with all those guns, I had planned on dropping painwheel off somewhere else where she could be a normal girl, but their violent natures do complement each other , and it's better than using a pod, I just hope this works out for them. And he's one of the few Black Egrets doesn't have a crush on the Princess so that's good news, as for me and the rest of the family. We are busy fighting/running from the Mafia,and oh yeah , once the force fields are in place , we rain down some rods from God on that church. I don't care how hot the sister running it is, is it,she is as wicked and deadly as she is beautiful. So bitch got'a go.*

Castlevania Order of the Demon +300 CP Illusionary Dance+300 rolled eight chose 1937 - World In Chaos. Witch-100 Weapon Master: swords -100 Arcane Secrets:Arcana, and Thaumaturgy, one free with which, X2-100 Power of Dominance -800 Cube of Zoe-200 Black Cloak-200 Crystal HeartX2-100 *this was rough: first my apartment buildings get infested with Dracula's cultists forcing me to glass them from orbit leaving me with out my usual source of income for seventy years , then after trying to use my martial arts on a Shoggoth my adaptability backfired due to its extreme mutability burning out my awesome martial arts skills for twenty years it's been rough, but we did manage to get through. Despite Dracula getting harder and harder with each rebirth, fortunately I made it clear to those in the timeline that I am perfectly willing to work with anyone so I did not go this alone, hell I ordered a couple squads of my retainers to work with the Belmonts And Alucard, because Dracula must die. Plans include if using the black cloak with my coat and then replicating it again to make sure I have plenty of backup coats, dispatch at least 100 retainers every month with orders to infiltrate or lay siege to Castlevania and its surroundings in an attempt to create a “back draft” where it's corruption cannot spread , due to lack of vectors. Use ensoul on Power of Dominance and give it to R J , He'll probably get more out of it than I will. Destiny me GoldenAge+800 Drop in Free Exo Free put up your guns. Free pure art. Free Traveler’s Power: warlock -400 Drawn to the loadstone rock , free with drop in Traveler’s light-300, discounted with drop in Ingenuity-100 Size does matter-200 Grimoire Free Ghost Free Common Armor, X5 one for each slotFree Common weapon X3 Free Sparrow Free RJ AwokenFree Grimoire Free Ghost Free put up your guns. Free pure art. Free guardian Hunter -100 Traveler’s Power: Hunter free with Hunter headcount -100 ingenuity -100 On the road to hell, there’s no turning back. Free with Hunter Common Armor, X5 one for each slotFree Common weapon X3 Free Sparrow Free TJ Awoken Free put up your guns. Free pure art. Free Grimoire Free Ghost Free guardian Hunter -100 Traveler’s Power: Hunter free with Hunter On the road to hell, there’s no turning back. Free with Hunter Common Armor, X5 one for each slotFree Common weapon X3 Free Sparrow Free PokéWaifu Human put up your guns. Free pure art. Free Grimoire Free Ghost Free guardian warlock -100 Traveler’s Power: warlock free with warlock Common Armor, X5 one for each slotFree Common weapon X3 Free Sparrow Free Tina put up your guns. Free pure art. Free Human Grimoire Free Ghost Free guardian warlock -100 Traveler’s Power: warlock free with warlock Common Armor, X5 one for each slotFree Common weapon X3 Free Sparrow Free Waddle Dee retainers Human put up your guns. Free pure art. Free Grimoire Free Ghost Free drop-in free Drawn to the loadstone rock , free with drop in Common Armor, X5 one for each slotFree Common weapon X3 Free Sparrow Free painwheel Human Grimoire Free Ghost Free put up your guns. Free pure art. Free guardian Titan -100 Traveler’s Power: Titan free with Titan CQC free with Titan strength of Titans -300 Common Armor, X5 one for each slot Free Common weapon X3 Free Sparrow Free

*This is another rough one, we deal with the military threat fine, but the nature of the darkness is universal entropy, how do you deal with that? The answer upgrade the perpetual energy generators with completely autonomous von Neumann machine capabilities and spaceflight, this is a tall order, but the people of Earth and the traveler itself was a huge help. Now wherever there is wreckage or dead planets they eat them and reproduce, glowing as false stars ready to bring new energy into the universe, the forces of darkness were turning to Raiding civilization largely out of desperation and fear of the encroaching dark, I have solved that. * BLOODY ROAR Full-Frontal Liberation (+200 CP Property Damage +100 CP age 25 freelancer -50 rolled five Asia Beast Change!:Pangolin Free Martial Artist:Sambo Free Word on the Street free with freelancer taunting -100, discounted with freelancer Defense Breaker -200 impossible genome:Mindwitness -500 companion import:painwheel:leviathan melvillei RJ: cassowary PokéWaifu: weasel Tina: pterodactyl TJ: mimic octopus Waddle Dee retainers: termite Tyrion Lannister: lion Pam: Kodiak bear-200 wicked spirit for painwheel and Chimera: shrimp, flea, man-of-war jellyfish for RJ -200 Survival Gear -50 RJ

*Here's the plan: we need money and something to do right? We sell some super tech for seed money and we set up a massive underground fighting tournament with that money, battles are one-on-one bracket style to knock out.of course, these martial art bouts are happening in public places and things keep getting smashed up, but what are you going to do?*

Star Trek: TNG & DS9 JumpChain Recurring Character +200cp Hybrid +100cp Alien Threat +300cp rolled human second role Andorian. Health and science -100 skills: medicine and robotics free, surgeon:free with health and science cosmic awareness -100 Companion Import -200cp Q this -600 Universal Translator free with health and science Runabout -400cp tractor Beam -100 cloaking device -100

RJ: Vulcan defense officer -100 skills combat and espionage free with defense investigator free with defense piloting -100 engineering -100 cosmic awareness -100 Latinum X3-100 painwheel : chose Vulcan -100 health and sciences -100 skills physics and physical sciences. Free with science officer Universal translator free with health and sciences surgeon free with science officer speedy promotions -100 TR-590 Tricorder XI -100cp universal translator free

PokéWaifu: note extra hundred CP from being imported into RWBY human defense-100 skills espionage and stealth, investigator free cosmic awareness -100 TR-590 Tricorder XI -100 The Anti-Worf Effect -300

Tina: note extra hundred CP from being imported into RWBY human space pirate -150 navigation,piloting and engineering free with space pirate Honorary Xeno free with pirate Latinum free with pirate grand theft starship -300 and space pirate! -150 universal translator free Waddle Dee retainers:Betazoid command and operations -100 skills engineering ,navigation and engineering -100 universal translator free speedy promotions free Honorary Xeno -100 Holographic imager -100 mother box: Vulcan health and sciences -100 physics ,physical sciences , free cosmic awareness -100 Medical Kit-100cp universal translator free investigator -100 Latinum X3-100

TJ:: note extra hundred CP from being imported into RWBY Vulcan drop-in Q this -300 Tr-116 Rifle-150cp cosmic awareness -50 investigator -100 universal translator -50

Mars:Trill health and sciences -100 Human skills: physics and physical sciences free. Engineering -100 cosmic awareness -100 I am not God -150 universal translator free with health and sciences Latinum-50cp

*The story a thing somewhere between A Q and the wormhole entities is manipulating the Romulans and the Cardassians into war with the Federation And it's only with the exception of me and mine and my superior officer, no one else seems to notice. And so we are sent on a completely disavowed peacekeeping mission to find it and destroy it, and it's it's agents so that peace can win the day. Naturally , this is one of those massive arcs that kind of happens in the background like how you always seem to see more talking than fighting on DS9, plans include duplicating and scanning all technology I can, cannibalizing the runabout and installing tractor beams, cloaking device and replicators aboard the LoT , which is the ship we are going to use for these ten years, finding a way to get rid of the physical effects of Bendii Syndrome and use it to uplift the Vulcans,that is all Vulcans everywhere to the joys and sorrows of being real people instead of the biological risk assessment machines that they are. Duplicating as much tech as I can and feeding it into mother box, finding a and recovering the orbs from the Cardassians and feeding at least one of them to mother box. Destroying the dominion worlds, especially the changeling home world and Cardassia prime . Just let me role to see how I do with the Bendii Syndrome P Plan. 07:27 teratophiliaOP .d 1d100 :: Total 18 / 100 [18%] :: Results [18] 07:27 Internets :: Very good. Apparently. 07:27 teratophiliaOP FATE/JUMPCHAIN arrogance +100 helping heart +200 Cruel and Unusual +200 rolled 01: First Holy Grail War twenty-three years old enforcer -100 command seals free servant: Leonardo da Vinci magic circuits X3-200 useless magic -100, discounted with enforcer Runes -200 discounted with enforcer Mystic code crafter -300 custom Mystic code: a version of the Jewel Sword of Kischur Zelretch Schweinorg usable by anyone-300 companion import: RJ, Tina, painwheel,PokéWaifu, Pam,Tyrion Lannister, TJ,Waddle Dee retainers -300

Leonardo da Vinci independent action rank B=200 Caster -350 two ranks in endurance -100 territory creation rank C free item creation EX 450 remaining surgical procedure -50 Eye for Art -50 noble phantasm:marvelous manuscripts a rank Anti-Army Noble Phantasm, da Vinci was the greatest mind of his time and still considered one of the most intelligent and inventive people to ever live, and he most certainly turned his intellect towards destruction,with his noble phantasm he brings forth the designs of all his war machines into reality and sets them against his opponent -100 SP

Noble phantasm: complete comprehension B rank Anti-Unit (Self) Noble Phantasm da Vinci sought understanding above all else, and indeed he pushed the boundaries of human understanding So far that the limit of human understanding was his comprehension, with this da Vinci gains understanding equal to the limits of human understanding of everything he sees, -200 SP

*The story: very little is known about this first holy Grail war So I cannot speak specifically of the events therein, but I can tell you I am victorious through a combination of my family being equal to low-end servants themselves, crafting a number of custom Mystic codes for them and the raw firepower Leonardo da Vinci brings to bear, plus with the the Jewel Sword of Kischur Zelretch Schweinorg I have a unlimited amount of if not control over magical energy, allowing him to use his power in every battle and yes, of course the sword gets fused with my sword. *

Geneforge Jump. Through to the End+400cp Everyone Knows+200cp Too Many Canisters+ 100cp Life Crafter- 50cp enhanced essence reserves X2-200 Shaping Focus free Quick Action, Free Life Crafter Innate Genetic Understanding-600cp ReShaping, -300, discounted for life crafter Gold- 50cp Portable Geneforge Components-500

*here I end the war by teleporting the top brass of both sides onto the LoT and given the choice between working out their differences in twenty-four hours or being thrown out the airlock. Of course I even the sides by teleporting the majority of the Shapers into the sun with my Star Trek teleporters, and thus the war is ended and the dogmatic Shapers learn the value of flexibility* mega man X hunted Hunter +200 high-value target +300

Rolled 2 lifesavers a rank -200 chassis upgrade X3 free with a rank enhanced software free with a rank survival instincts -100 self repair -100 V.W.E.S -300 kinetic coil -100* W .hard point.* X2 -200 custom gun: twin plasma punt guns **X2 -200 selective fire***-200

*Mounted on coat. **Mounted on weapon hard points . *** For custom gun

#The story: I'm one of the Maverick hunters that doesn't quite make it into the games being part of the lifesavers I use my awesome firepower and strength to cover evacuations and clear debris I've got plenty of healing ability already from Aion , nano mastery from lji and D&D healing from Ravenloft and forgotten realms respectively including mending and such for inorganic life, Runes from fate, and the fact that I can literally bring the dead back to life should help me a good deal with the healing. Plans include: getting my chainsaw and new guns and feeding them to mother box, duplicating the nanomachines I got here, as well as adding the red robe of death to RJ's subdermal plating , replicating my new coat and giving it to the rest of the group, spending all but one of the remaining uses of the replication on the coat and feeding it into one super coat, which I will then replicate and keep a copy of in my minecraft inventory in case of emergencies#

Mighty morphing Power Rangers bulk and skull +0 Ai-yi-yi-yi-yi :constant overuse of the F word and derivatives +100 props, +200 competent foes +200 drop in, free sixth Ranger -200 discounted with drop in attitude: improved willpower, rebelliousness increased , improved confidence,general left brain thinking increased,Hot-bloodedness increased, repressed authoritarianism lowered from Joseph Stalin to permissive gang boss -100 it's morph'in time -200 Dragonzord X 2 RJ, and painwheel-600 Power Ranger X8 RJ, Leonardo da Vinci,painwheel, mother box, TJ,PokéWaifu , Tina, Pam. Tina, TJ and PokéWaifu have an extra 100 CP from being imported in RWBY Tina monologueing -100 PokéWaifu Dragon Shield -100 TJ Dragon Shield -100

*RJ has a Western Dragon, painwheel Has a hydra #The plot: we of the bad Dragon motorcycle club have heard this fucking bitch Rita is trying to fuck over some innocent little boondocks planet called Earth, fuck that noise. We will bloody her 'n her fuckwit husband the fuck up. We may not be nice about how we go about it. We sure as fuck don't do exclusively good things. Since we are too interested in getting our fucking rocks off and getting paid and there is the fucking tragic fact that any form of legal structure gets my blood to boil for me to care about the same fucking crap as the goody two shoes Rangers. But were sure as fucking hell the lesser of these two evils.Sure are Our own robots might not combine Like theirs but we get the job done.* dead space too ugly to live +600 drop in, free Divet pistol free with drop in 5: Medical Deck - Ishimura Kinesis Module free with drop in Stasis Module free with drop in' engineering basics -200 unshakable -300 infinitely customizable -50 discount drop-in University upgradable -50 discount drop in universal ammunition -200 power node -100 military rig -100 extra armor X2 -100 detonator -100 extended stasis -100 universal fit -300

*The plan: first off call Mars to extract me to extract me and scuttle the ship, after scanning it and teleporting everything of value off of it Of course. second find the brethren moons and destroy them with Mars's planet scale light sabers and general planet scale warfare capabilities , as well as volleys of cyclonic torpedoes from the light of Terra. be sure to strike the killing blow on a brethren moon and harvest its soul with power of dominance, . Be sure to shrink the rat stick from my giant robot and combine it with my walking stick, as well as modifying for guns for unlimited ammo and re- enlarged the rat stick to use on my giant robot, apologize to TJ for not picking up the sniper rifle, afterward combine the resource integration Gear with my coat. *

Touhou Project Jumpchain CYOA v1.5 Final – Parasol Paradise Edition Secondary Canon: lighter and fluffier +0 CP Reimu Syndrome +300 CP All According to Plan:Flandre Scarlet Uses me as a scapegoat Often +300 Jumper Stole the Precious Thing! +100 CP) retained disadvantage Ai-yi-yi-yi-yi :constant overuse of the F word and derivatives +100 1. Human Village mage free human free Doll Maker of Bucuresti -100, discounted with mage U.N. Owen Was You -300 discounted for mage border of life, discounted for mage -400 spell cards, free group import: RJ, Leonardo da Vinci,painwheel, mother box, TJ,PokéWaifu , Tina,Tyrion Lannister, -600

Tina, TJ and PokéWaifu have an extra 100 CP from being imported in RWBY

Mother box human mage Doll Maker of Bucuresti -100, discounted with mage Mini-Hakkero -300 discounted with mage Soar -100 focus undivided -100

RJ human servant -100 lunar dial -400 Soar -100

Leonardo da Vinci drop-in human Doctor of Miracles -200 discounted for drop in Doll Maker of Bucuresti -200 magicians mind -100 Soar -100 C spell cards, free painwheel human mage Soar -100 focus undivided -100 Lunatic Red Eyes -400 spell cards, free TJ, spell cards, free Mage U.N. Owen Was You -300 discounted for mage Lunarian Defense Corps Armory- 300 CP

PokéWaifu , spell cards, free leader -100 Spirit Camera -100 discounted for ruler Third Eye of Satori -300 discounted for ruler Ofuda -50 discounted for ruler silver and gold -50

Tina spell cards, free human drop in Infernal Sun -600

Tyrion spell cards, free leader -100 Hakutaku’s Gift -300 discounted for leader Roukanken and Hakurouken- 100 Silver and GoldX2-100

*The plot :a fantasy slice of life, basically recess/hey Arnold, but with grown adults one of whom is really fucking foulmouth'd taking the role of Mister Detwiler with a dash of chocolate boy/sweeper the Fox stealing little trinkets and giving them to his wife who of course gives them right back.*

DUNE Kanly +300 Wormsign [300 Bene Gesserit-100 rolled five Bene Tleilax age 18 Weirding Way -50 Simulflow -50 Truthsayer -150 discounted for Bene Gesserit Mentat -500 Entourage-500 Briefcase of Melange -250

RJ, smuggler military training, free authority -100 Ginaz Swordmaster -150 survivalist -100 Baliset -50 Pam, drop in military training, free for drop-in Kwisatz Haderach Candidate , discount for drop in -250 Holtzman Science -150 Shield -100 painwheel, Tleilaxu -100 Fleshcrafting -250, Discount: Tleilaxu Appraising Potential -50, Discount: Tleilaxu Weirding Way -100 Military Training -100

*The plot. First things first get off this planet !we have a ship of our own, so that's shouldn't be too hard of a problem, second thing, everyone with the ability to absorb the abilities of what they eat devours one of those sandworms, painwheel Mars and I collaborate to develop a symbiont that replaces the appendix and excretes spice in a manner not unlike the sandworms utterly destroying the economic stranglehold of Arrakis , see if I can get PokéWaifu to go stage III navigator, or at least use her shapesifting ability to simulate it, nudge nudge* Carnivores Smell Good + 100 Hunted + 200 You got the Glow + 100 rolled Dry Nodus Lake – Arctic Drop-in Impressive free for drop in Kill Spot - 100 My Favorite Food – 100 discount for drop in He likes me, His name is Clarence – 600 Holographic Headset - Free *well I already have almost all the weapons I could want, so I'm busy doing to spend these ten years hunting plans include wrestling a mammoth into submission and then riding on it, making a Yeti skin rug for my bedroom and another for the main room, bagging at least one of everything For dinner. Combining Harry Potter magic, and Touhou magic in order to go bullet hell with the killing curse. See if I can disassemble the Orrus Armor and combine it with my coat and gloves. Rolling a Crafting check . I'm going to Scrap my liaOP Orrus Armor and see what of it, I can add to my coat and gloves 20:51 Captain_Brutus Stop spoiling me. one more perk, then items and it'll be time to 20:51 dirge_ rework the main companion list in 13-2.....like 50 of them. 20:51 teratophiliaOP .d 1d100 20:51 Internets :: Total 1 / 100 [1%] :: Results [1] ::

Warhammer Fantasy: Dogs of War You got the Glow + 100

Thunderer -300 CP Free Thunderer Free Dwarven Will Free Innovative Free Endurance Free Discipline Ettiquette -100 CP Ambidextrous-200 CP Fear -300 CP Fearless -200 CP nemesis:Hashut, Father of Darkness nemesis defeat reward chains of Hashut *here is my plan for binding a God, firstly killing demons is easy when you have an Archangel blade disruption field chainsaw that can cut through anything. Secondly have the LoT scan for Dragon bio signatures and find the largest of them, then, in my massive LoSS Dragon form I rip off the top of its layer, grab it by the neck in my jaws and demand it be my forge. The next problem is finding this legendary hammer, fortunately for for me, I have waypoint markers that will lead the way to my next objective, additional plans include replicating my walking stick and sort of at forty-nine times each, and centi wield them in each hand , I do want to Bind the spirit of a Disc of Tzeentch To my bike. So let's see how well that goes. teratophiliaO 21:45 .d 1d100 P 21:45 Internets :: Total 69 / 100 [69%] :: Results [69] :: teratophiliaO 21:45 Not well apparently. P teratophiliaO I imagine it comes back with its Buddies 21:46 P And I have to fight them as well. Order Of The Stick CYOA The Springshackle League +300 rival -100 Half-Elf Free Psion free He's Got Tha X's Free That Sweet Evil Reverb free with rival random encounters -300 We Talk About +5 Swords All The Time -100 CP Never Split The Party -300 CP : RJ, PokéWaifu, TJ, Tina, painwheel Dangerously Genre Savvy -150 discounted for rival 100 GP -50 CP paperbacks -400 RJ, Drop-In Half-Elf Free Wizard He's Got Tha X's [Absolutely Free We Talk About +5 Swords All The Time free Drop-In Golem Crafting Notes -400 Reading Speech Balloons-150 , discount Drop-In] 100 GP -50 PokéWaifu, Rival Halfling Free Artificer He's Got Tha X's [Absolutely Free That Sweet Evil Reverb free with rival Let Me Show You Something I Learned While Fishing-300

TJ, Rival Drow Free Aristocrat He's Got Tha X's [Absolutely Free That Sweet Evil Reverb free with rival That Is How I Use My Intelligence Score In Combat! -600

Tina, Rival Half-Elf [Free] Sorcerer That Sweet Evil Reverb free with rival Dun Dun DUNH!- 600 painwheel We Talk About +5 Swords All The Time Drop-In Drow Free Ninja He's Got Tha X's [Absolutely Free Dun Dun DUNH!-300 , discounted for drop in Reading Speech Balloons-150 100 GP -50 Starmetal-100

*The story: once upon a time there was a morally ambiguous adventuring party. This party made a point of always working in exchange for future promises for revolutionaries and never siding with lawful good or chaotic evil, they were often mercenaries and it was well known that they were among the more powerful. There were, their rivals on the other hand, always sided with the establishment, regardless of alignment and generally being colossal Dicks about upholding order and morals, whatever they may be. Both of them were generally ill liked, but their power and usefulness was always respected. At least until people saw their bill.*

Axe Cop Jump Acid Sharks +100AP Partying +200AP Magnet +200AP Cop -100AP jacket cop Wait, that doesn't work -100AP Serious Business , free with cop Super-Ultra Strength Apocalypse repellent -200AP Shtick: jacket -100AP discounted for cop the perfect -400 : import my jacket Costume free with cop. assemble, RJ, PokéWaifu, TJ, Tina, painwheel, mother box, Mars, Leonardo da Vinci -300 secret attack almanac -300, discounted with cop.

*the story: do you remember how torturously long it's been between updates? Yeah, while I may not be able to recount details here,but the lady has been enjoying the untold tales of ax cop, dinosaur soldier and their brother jacket cop! Plans include: there may not be any elder red dragons around, except inside of the arena, but I do have the ability to survive in space and a Æonic orb on the LoT , so I'm thinking a captured star should do the trick for melting down the chains of Hashut and forging them into a very long set of handcuffs , which I used to decorate my jacket as a sort of dangling trim framing the back and joining at the cuffs, adding quick release knots around the coils of chain so that it can spring forward and attack my enemies as well as pim particle generators in the manacles and every link around the handcuff part allow it to scale to whatever I need capturing/dragging to hell. Mother box promptly eats the horn and monster truck. Gaining the strength of the monster truck and the powers of the unicorn horn.

RJ Good Guy Bro free with good guy Unicorn Horn -300 discounted for good guy. Super-Ultra Strength Apocalypse repellent -200AP Dinosaur Horn -100AP Costume free with good guy

, PokéWaifu, note extra hundred CP from being imported into RWBY -300 Drop-In Wait, that doesn't work , free with drop-in Sun Picking Up Gloves -200AP Super-Ultra Strength Apocalypse repellent, discounted with drop-in -100AP Serious Business-100AP Damsel -200 discounted with drop in\

Cheetah Brain -200AP TJ, note: extra hundred CP from being imported into RWBY Drop-In Wait, that doesn't work , free with drop-in Shtick : sniper -200 the perfect : his custom rifle: -400 Super-Ultra Strength Apocalypse repellent, discounted with drop-in -100AP

Tina, note extra hundred CP from being imported into RWBY Good Guy bro free with good guy Serious Business-100AP -100AP Wait, that doesn't work ,-100AP unicorn horn -300 discounted for good guy Shtick: explosives-200 100 bucks X 2-100 Super-Ultra Strength Apocalypse repellent-200AP Costume free with good guy

painwheel, Drop-In Wait, that doesn't work , free with drop-in Rated E for Everyone -300AP discounted for drop in Super-Ultra Strength Apocalypse repellent -100AP discounted for drop in A hundred bucks -50 AP costume -50 AP mother box, good guy Bro free with good guy Monster Truck -300 AP Unicorn Horn -300 discounted for good guy. Costume free with good guy

Mars, Good Guy Costume free with good guy bro free with good guy The Secret Attack Almanac-600AP

Leonardo da Vinci Drop-In Wait, that doesn't work , free with drop-in Super-Ultra Strength Apocalypse repellent, discounted with drop-in -100AP Tryouts -400AP A hundred bucks X2-100AP

Tenchi Muyo!-Space Opera.

+300cp – Hunted +100cp - Wanted (Dead or Alive) Smiling Goddess Leaves: I'll name it TAKESHI -400cp Redwood Soldier Meditation-800 *the story: it looks like our friends the Masaki family and their various hangers on are in a bit more trouble than usual, fortunately we are a lot more powerful than last time we met , and have TAKESHI installed inside of one of the light of Terra's hydroponics decks granting it all capabilities of a first generation tree ship. Unfortunately a lot of people seem to be after me and mine as well, and these rapscallion and are perfectly willing to combine forces to defeat us. will our antagonist be victorious? Will Ayeka stop being so pissy about the fact that someone who isn't a noble has a tree and as much control Jurai technology as she does? Short answer no. Plans include installing TAKESHI on the LoT than with my access to various forms of Clarktech, and Redwood soldier meditation encouraging it to grow throughout the ship granting the LoT all of the capabilities of a first generation tree ship, adventuring with the the Masaki family, letting Mars kick as much ass as she likes. Evacuating the area . Whenever Ryoko and Mars have one of those roles Actual flights disguised as sparring sessions that they keep having.* CYOA (Jumpchain-Compliant!) Keep Beach City Weird! +100 CP Cat Fingers +200 CP They're Coming +300 CP Gem: crystal gem:Fordite located in my solar plexus chakra: a thing not unlike half a motorcycle on a large handle as a combination great club/grinder -800 age: 5400 years Now Your Voice Is Crystal-Clear! Free Tolerable Antagonist -100 the long perspective, free with gem Gem Science And You -300 discounted with gem Wailing Stone free with crystal gem. Gemstone Lore -100 CP: the ability to imbue melee attacks with various color-coded elements That's Why They Believe In Us -300 painwheel Gem: crystal gem: fossil: solar plexus chakra :a chain with a automated bear trap ball* on each end of it.*Think chain chomp the long perspective, free with gem Now Your Voice Is Crystal-Clear! Gemstone Lore: telepathy -100 CP

RJ Gem: crystal gem:corundum: brow chakra:Falchion the long perspective, free with gem Now Your Voice Is Crystal-Clear! Gemstone Lore: laser blast -100 CP

PokéWaifu:note extra hundred CP from being imported into RWBY Gem: crystal gem:Goshenite : located on her heart chakra: a pair of chisel tip rock hammers. the long perspective, free with gem Now Your Voice Is Crystal-Clear! Gemstone Lore: strength-100 Fire Salt -100 CP *the story: we are some crystal gems. We will always save the day, and if you think we can't. We will always find a way. That's why the people of this world believe in Fordite, fossil, and Goshenite. Basically the opposite of the show, we focus on awesome gem adventures and action rather than relationships with a mundane person, the canning jams know about us and think we are weird. So they keep to themselves, unless something big like home world gems coming back is happening. Then we provide backup,that hand had nothing on the LoT. Monique*is the only person I've ever met who can handle something as spicy as fire salt and willing to do so repeatedly. As for the bounty hunters Well, they aren't exactly jumper level threats and with my build I and my companions are essentially eight mid-level jumpers aren't we? *That's PokéWaifu's real name for those counting this sort of thing. Ar Tonelico Jump +200: Reyvateil Bane +200: Enemy +200: Location Unknown Reyvateil-Origin -1000 Song Magic free with Reyvateil Free for Origin TOWER CONNECT powerful emotions free for origin Song Science -300, discount for origin All: Sturdy, drab clothing. $5,000 dollars in the equivalent currency. Camping equipment and one week of food, in a spacious backpack. Origin: Skintight Linkage undersuit. Songstone Composer Free Origin. 25: Useful Wallet 25: Diquility Life Extension Agent Tower Seed [Free for Origin post-Jump] Orgel of Origins -250 Linkage [Free for Origin] *it looks like me Monique talked to the lady and insisted that I “see what things have been like for her” for at least another ten years So here I am , and I got admit even with almost as much recollection of being a rock as I have of being a man it's weird and uncomfortable. Sure, there's this troublesome Apocalypse, but it's nothing up buying the family can't handle, the song Magic and blowing up stuff is nice, but I will be happy to have my preferred genitals back, lovemaking has been unsettling.....*

Generic Sugar Bowl CYOA (Jumpchain-Compliant!) Graceless+200 CP Grouchy +200 CP rolled seven – Riverbank. Sympathetic villain -100 age 31 switch genders -50 What I Had To Do-100 Let's Get Down To Business -200 Who's a Good Kitty? -200 Sorcery-100, discount Sympathetic Villain I'll be back free with sympathetic villain a little help from my minions -400 RJ, Tina,Leonardo da Vinci,painwheel, Pam, Tyrion Lannister, mother box, Mars Sweet Berries-50 Bell Collar-100

RJ, drop-in switch gender -50 Sweet berries -50 Let's Get Going -200, discount for drop-in I'll be back -100 Tina, sympathetic villain Alchemical Formulae -400, discount sympathetic villain

Leonardo da Vinci, what I had to do free with drop in You Can Have Both, You Know -400, discounted for drop in painwheel, drop-in Sorcery -200 Let's Get Going -200, discount for drop-in Pam, Drop-In what I had to do free with drop in We Can Get Along -100 Who's a Good Kitty? -200 I'll Be Back! -100 CP, Free Tyrion Lannister, Drop-In what I had to do free We Can Get Along -100 Who's a Good Kitty? -200 I'll Be Back! -100 CP, Free

mother box, sympathetic villain Alchemical Formulae -400 , discount Sympathetic Villain

Waddle Dee retainers sympathetic villain Sweet Berries-50 switch genders -50 I'll be back!free with sympathetic villain Sorcery-100, discount Sympathetic Villain We Can Get Along-100 Sweetest Widdle Eyes -100 *The story: I don't want to talk about it , ask me again, and so help me I will call down a exterminatus right where you're standing,I swear to the fucking lady I will do it! Plans include: what the hell did I just fucking say! Don't fucking ask! And if my wife brings up the yo-yo incident you cover your ears and run the other way or else you fucking hear me?!*

Dragon age CYOA rolled a one ferelden human outcast -100 warrior free Reaver free with warrior champion -200 enchantment? -400 sword and split armor free with warrior ring of no wishes -300

*The story: first of all we are getting rid of the current Dragon age story, we are releasing von Neumann body cop nanomachines into the atmosphere to make sure that no one ever gets sick again, then I am traveling back in time and using my brush God of rebellion abilities to cause Alastair's forces to rebel against him and save the King when he gives the signal. Next the LoT will constantly be scanning for dark spawn life signs and replying with a Godsbane Lance at that location, borrow the secret attack almanac and master the kill all the bad guys in the world with a wave of fire secret move*

Final Fantasy 13 Abnormal + 100 A Bright & Sunny Day + 300 CP 10+1 D8 equals eleven years old no change in gender hair vantablack. rolled 5 – Sulyya Springs.Gran Pulse Pulse: Free

Bismarck’s Blessing free for Pulse Paradigm System: -100 CSB (Command Synergy Battle) -200 Assault Manadrive- 200 Defence Manadrive -200 Antimatter Manipulation Principle -200 Trapezohedron–200 Companions -300, CSB (Command Synergy Battle) -200 painwheel, Drop In Paradigm System:Medic free Stagger discount for Drop In -300 CSB (Command Synergy Battle) discount for Drop In -100

RJ, Pulse Bismarck’s Blessing free for Pulse Pandemonim -400

Mars, Drop In Paradigm System: commando free with drop in 7th Ark – 400 CP mother box, Drop In Paradigm System: Saboteur free Menhirrim Genesis -200

Climate Control Orb – 100 CSB (Command Synergy Battle) discount for Drop In -100

Leonardo da Vinci, Pulse Bismarck’s Blessing free for Pulse Antimatter Manipulation Principle -200 Anti-Gravity Emitter – 100 CP Climate Control Orb – 100 CP

Pam, Drop In Paradigm System: commando free with drop in Ultimate Grudge- 400

Waddle Dee retainers Drop In Paradigm System: commando free with drop in Paradigm System: Synergist-100 Paradigm System: Medic -100 Bismarck’s Blessing-100

Passerby- 100

Tyrion Lannister Drop In Paradigm System: commando free with drop in Paradigm System: ravager-100

Passerby- 100 Assault Manadrive-200 *Fucking Fal’Cie enslave people and then turn them into crystals, and if you destroy them humanity dies, they are irredeemable and I'm happy to destroy them replacing them with perpetual energy generators and replicators. Unfortunately, the plot is such that you have to do almost exactly what lightning did in order to get a good ending. I think the lady is trying to tell me something..... Plans include: installing theTrapezohedron in my chainsword, which has been combined with the angel blade making it as unholy and powerful as it is holy and powerful , effectively doubling its power. Installing the assault and defense Manadrives into my coat. Final Fantasy XIII-2: Jump (Version 0) retained disadvantages: Abnormal + 100 A Bright & Sunny Day + 300 CP

Rolled five 5 - AF400 (Plants Over Running Sunleth) Abnormal + 100 A Bright & Sunny Day + 300 CP Temporal Link: generic crossover +0 drop in AF100 (Yaschas Massif Blood Orbs) Temporal Comprehension free with drop in Brain Blast -100 discounted for drop in paradox scope -200 discounted for drop in Datacast -100 Metashield Deployment-200 Topographical Plotting-100 Temporal Grenade free for drop-in "Tablet" of Paddra -100 toilet paper coupon -200 Hunter Killer-100 Temporal Alignment X8-300 CP TJ Hunter Hunter Killer free with Hunter Not Out of My Range Yet , discounted for Hunter -200 Topographical Plotting -100 Mog Clock -200

, RJ, beast tamer Topographical Plotting free with beast tamer domestication -100 discounted for beast tamer pack mentality -100 discounted for beast tamer discounted for beast tamer Summoner's Mask free with beast tamer toilet paper coupon -200 Temporal Comprehension 100 Waddle Dee retainers, drop-in Temporal Comprehension free with drop in Mog Clock -100 discounted for drop in Topographical Plotting -100 Datacast -100 paradox scope -200 discounted for drop in painwheel, Hunter Hunter Killer free with Hunter Survival Knife Type-2 Free for Hunter defying fate -100 discounted for Hunter Datacast-100 Atlas, Right Arm -300 mother box, researcher Datacast free for researcher Brain Blast -200 Synthetic Duplication -300 discounted for researcher Reconstruction Template , free for researcher

Monique Drop In Temporal Comprehension free with drop in Paradox Scope -200 discounted for drop in Mog Clock -100 discounted for drop in Datacast-100 Topographical Plotting-100 , Pam, drop-in Temporal Comprehension free with drop in Temporal Grenade Free for Drop In Atlas, Right Arm -300 1/350 scale of the Palamecia -200

Tyrion Lannister, Hunter Hunter Killer free with Hunter Survival Knife Type-2 Free for Hunter Topographical Plotting -100 defying fate -100 discounted for Hunter Datacast -100 Metashield Deployment 200

Survival Knife Type-2 -100

*Plans include: making sure to check behind the throne and permanently disable Caius so that he does not screwup the future , but still holds back chaos. Duplicate in my sword and combining it with the survival knife, then duplicating it several times more in order to let me throw 2handfuls at once. Destroy the paradox AI that keeps re-creating Yeul, duplicate and combine my jacket a bunch more. Beginning research on the nature of the Orgel of Origins, dice Gods say it will be 150 years before I figure out how to replicate it.*

Gurren Lagann CYOA it's for agility +100 CP hey, it's that guy. +100 sixteen years old soldier -100 spiral energy free punch through the heavens -400 Mecha Import: big Banchō -400 fighting skills free with soldier Giant Robot Pilotting License -200 discounted for soldier Ending choice. Optional endgame scenario.

hey folks, I think it's clear that I'm not Someone Who belongs among Real people teratophili like you folks,I think I'm going to take The aOP endgame scenario Get my spark and go. I've wasted everybody's time 10:13 Manyfist Contessa's ability? 10:14 Manyfist Path to Victory 10:14 TopHatAlthalus You ok there Tera? 10:14 teratophiliaOP No, I'm not. 10:14 Manyfist ?? Stay if you want to tera, nobody actually hates 10:14 SprogenSchlong you 10:15 Manyfist What's going on? I'm the second worst poster,The first likely Being a deliberate troll, everybody I Look up to/respect here Either hates me or makes fun of 10:15 teratophiliaOP me,I can't people well enough to fit in with you folks, might jumps are largely regarded as crap, OP or both. 10:15 teratophiliaOP It would be better if I wasn't around. 10:15 teratophiliaOP Rolling 10:16 Manyfist Wha 10:16 teratophiliaOP .d 1d100 10:16 Internets :: Total 10 / 100 [10%] :: Results [10] :: So pretty good. I guess, I probably survive with 10:16 teratophiliaOP ten out of 100 right? *I should have taken a poetry perk, ladies, gentlemen, Miscellaneous others it is with the deepest regrets that I cannot sufficiently describe the battle that took place, how the the struggle against the anti-spiral a being that could be considered my opposite number drove me to actually use the ORB itself having sat in a stasis chamber for these many millennia, my of the arguments that caused Monique to rip out Yoko's weave yes, that ponytail is in fact a weave, of how Leeron and Leonardo da Vinci finally found worthy rivals and, in time, love. But I can't and I have not time you see the lady awaits and she has a prize for me.

Jump-Chan: wow, I was holding out there for a while, but it's good you stopped when you did, you really jumped the shark after one piece. teratophilia OP:I guess several decades of mourning is a bit much for a coat wasn't it? Jump-Chan:Yeah , it's been a decent run though. teratophilia OP: indeed, you've given me a life or lives, I should say that I've been wonderful beyond anything I could imagine. Jump-Chan: yeah, you could of been a bit less obvious with your ridiculous level of your durability and power though, I mean haven't you heard of the Superman problem? teratophilia OP: yeah, sorry about that, you edit this stuff down , though, right? Jump-Chan: yeah, every jump gives me about half a season of content, the highlights are mostly the naughty bits though. teratophilia OP: OK.. Well, I really can't thank you enough. So enjoy. I guess? Jump-Chan:Eh I could take it or leave it, it isn't really enough to keep going. It is at this point, dear reader , that I realized my entire life which has spanned a length greater than human history was the kind of TV show you'd watch the last half of of if you were flipping and found it , but wouldn't go looking for.