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Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and then Complain About Our Pets 1. The pets live here. You don't. 2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why it's called “fur"niture.) TERRIER TIMES 3. To you, our pets are just animals. To us, they are an adopted son/daughter who happens to be hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly. February 2006 4. Yes, he has some disgusting habits. So do I, and so do you. What's your point? 5. OF COURSE he smells like a dog. 6. It's his nature to try to sniff your crotch. Please feel free to sniff his. 7. Don't be upset if the dog lifts his leg on your trousers, they probably smell like his favourite lamppost. 8. I like him a lot better than I like most people. 9. Dogs and cats are better than kids because: - they don't ask for money all the time - they are easier to train - they usually come when called - they don't hang out with drug-using friends - they don't need a gazillion rand for a varsity education, and - if they get pregnant, you can sell the children. ☺ Pass this on to other pet-lovers in your life! ☺ BREEDS REPRESENTED BY THE CAPE TERRIER CLUB: Airedale, American Staffordshire, Bedlington, Border, Bull, Cairn, Dandie Dinmont, Fox (Smooth and Wire), Irish, Jack Russell, Kerry Blue, Lakeland, Norfolk, Norwich, Parson Russell, Scottish, Skye, Sealyham, Soft-Coated Wheaten, Staffordshire Bull, Welsh & West Highland White Terriers.
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