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HURRICANESTUDENTSTSTUDUDENE T NENNEWSPAPEREWSWSPAPAPEP RRO OFOF TTHE UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI IN CORAL GABLES, FLORIDA, SINCE 1929 TThehe sstarttart ofof a nnewew eerara Shannon fired, Hocutt seeks replacement

BY JUSTIN ANTWEIL | SPORTS EDITOR

he Hurricanes need a big splash and a leader who will dramatically change the complexion of the UM football program. The theme of Athletic Director Kirby Hocutt’s press conference on Sunday was that the Hurricanes need “to be nationally relevant.” Hocutt is confident that the identity of the football program can Tchange rapidly. “There are brighter days ahead and the U will be back where it belongs at the pinnacle of the college football world,” Hocutt said. Randy Shannon shined as a terrific linebacker, a great defensive coordinator and an outstanding recruiter, but after four years as head coach, Hocutt felt a new leader was needed. “[The USF] outcome did not determine this decision,” Hocutt said. “It was not made on 60 minutes. It was made with the total body of work in mind.” Shannon’s well-known relaxed demeanor proved ineffective at maximizing the talent of his players. His 16-16 record in the Atlantic Coast Conference accurately reflected his mediocre performance. With the hiring of a new football coach, Hocutt and UM President Donna E. Shalala know they need an eye popper, a wow-factor, someone who exudes confidence, exhibits passion and oozes swagger. Quarterback is the most important position in football and right now Miami does not have a definitive starter. Miami has two quality quarterbacks in freshman Stephen Morris and junior Jacory Harris. “It’s going to be competition,” interim head coach Jeff Stoutland said. “I think that we have two really good quarterbacks and I think that they are very bright and I think they know this offense.” The next coach must be able to handle this dilemma. Filling the seats at Sun Life Stadium is a must. Miami had just over 25,000 fans at the USF game last Saturday and despite it being Thanksgiving weekend, that was not an acceptable turnout for Hocutt. “Was I pleased with the crowd at the game? No. These young men deserve better than that and we are going to move forward,” he said.

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Check out what’s Silent partying to occur at Richter exclusively available at Second finals fete TheMiamiHurricane. com. to ease stress

BY KYLIE BANKS CONTRIBUTING NEWS WRITER Though the Richter library sees plenty of students come through its doors, most are there to work- or at least pretend to work while browsing Facebook. But at midnight next Wednes- day, students will put down their books and boogie for a few hours at the second annual Silent Dance Party. Junior Michael Salazar is the head of the event, which pre- Ernesto Suarez miered last semester during finals covered this week in week. Salazar stressed that the Hurricane sports. party will be much different this time. Bijal Mehta is “Last year it was scheduled ready for this spring's for five minutes,” he said. This UGalilee study year, the party has been extended abroad. Read all to 15 minutes. COURTESY MICHAEL SALAZAR about it in her story. The dance party will take Students dance their stresses away at the Silent Dance Party last DANCING IN THE WHITE LIGHT: Want to get to place on the first and second May. This semester, it is scheduled for Wednesday and will take place on the fi rst and second fl oors. floors of the library starting at know the Hecht midnight. Greeks Advocating the Faculty Master? spot at the event. some, as well as assorted friends “I saw a whole bunch of Mature Management of Alcohol Bolton Lancaster's got Sophomore Michelle Penk- and Silent Dance Party event co- Facebook videos from people who (GAMMA) will be providing cof- the inside scoop. rot remembers how much fun the ordinators, to join him at a special went, and it looked fun,” she said. fee and food for the party, which first party was and plans on being VIP room. Almutairi stressed the impor- Are you a already has about 1,500 potential KiK there for the second one. Junior Thamer Almutairi, tance of the party for all students. freak? Check out attendees on its Facebook event “Everyone came to the li- the public relations officer for the “As a student majoring in Nicole Adlman's page before Thanksgiving break. brary and at about midnight event, would not give any details electrical engineering, I spend review. According to the page, stu- people started dancing,” she said. about what the VIP room would many hours studying in the li- dents who want to participate “The whole first floor was packed entail. brary,” he said. “This makes for a Nick Maslow should bring their own iPods, with people.” “It will be amazing,” he said. great study break, especially dur- interviewed Christian MP3 players and headphones. Another difference in this Sophomore Katie Morrison ing finals.” Bale and Mark Students are also encouraged to year’s event is the addition of a is planning on attending the party Wahlberg about wear Santa hats and arrive early VIP section. Salazar invited UM because of the publicity from last Kylie Banks may be contacted at their new fi lm “The to ensure that they have a prime groups GAMMA and UR Awe- year’s event. [email protected]. Fighter.” Laurie Charles has a profi le on the chair of Hurricane NEWS BRIEFS Productions. Subscribe for the and humanitarian efforts have aided victims tra. The Knight Foundation grant has been e-mail edition of the DEAN HONORED of natural disasters and spinal cord injury, will matched with a $500,000 cash contribution by University of Education Dean Isaac newspaper at www. give advice to graduates at the University of Mi- philanthropist, business leader and UM trustee Prilleltensky is the recipient of the American themiamihurricane. Psychological Association’s John Kalafat Ap- ami’s fall 2010 commencement ceremony on Adrienne Arsht, bringing total new funding for com/subscribe. plied Psychology’s Practitioner Award, as well Dec. 16 at 10 a.m. at the BankUnited Center. the HMI: Outbound program to $1,000,000. as the first ever “Education Catalyst” award from the Miami-based Human Services Coali- INSTITUTE AWARDED HOLIDAY BUILDING tion (HSC). The Catalyst award honors some- The University of Miami Frost School of UM Habitat for Humanity presents a gin- one that has been a change agent in the edu- Music’s Henry Mancini Institute was awarded gerbread house building contest for teams of cation field. $500,000 by the John S. and James L. Knight one to four people on Thursday at 7 p.m. in Webmaster’s note: Foundation in conjunction with the 2010 Eaton classroom 148. There will be a $20 per The malware Knight Arts Challenge. This award will be used team pre-registration fee or $24 at the door. warning has been GLORIA ESTEFAN to produce “HMI: Outbound,” a new community Gloria Estefan, a multiple Grammy Award- Compiled by Parker Davis who may be removed from our winning performing artist whose charitable outreach program to engender a new cultural niche in South Florida, a cross-genre orches- contacted at [email protected]. Web site.

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The road to a diploma can be a bumpy one An inside look at graduation rates

BY LAURA EDWINS AND LINDSAY BROWN OF THE STAFF Vanderbilt With December commence- 90.68% ment right around the corner, some are celebrating an early graduation, while other super seniors buckle down for another semester in Coral Gables. For UF most, it’s not a question of if they will get their diploma, but 82.23% when. Overall, graduation rates at GW UM have been on the rise since 81.20% the 90s. In 1991, 58 percent of the undergraduate class earned their degree in six years or less, UM while in 2003, 80 percent gradu- 80% ated. This increase puts UM far

above the national average of 55 Graduation rate percent, but also begs the ques- tion, how hard is it to graduate from the University of Miami? “A lot of students don’t finish in four years for what- ever reason,” Provost Thomas J. LeBlanc said. “Students who don’t graduate in six years prob- ably won’t.” According to LeBlanc, the three most common reasons why students at UM don’t finish their degrees are academic, fi- nancial and personal struggles. LeBlanc said that the university Years has been working to address stu- dent’s academic and financial GRAPHIC BY DEMI RAFULS issues by using higher academic COMPARE AND CONTRAST: All statistics are from the respective university’s Web site. The private universities were chosen based standards for admission to the on their total undergraduate populations, their academic records and their tuition costs. UF was chosen for its proximity to UM. university and by providing more specialized financial aid. But some students without schools usually have above 90 achievement to UM still have journey to graduation is smooth financial or personal burdens percent graduation rate, but higher graduation rates than sailing, but what have they re- WANT A MORE IN- find academics at UM easy. according to LeBlanc it’s un- UM. At Vanderbilt University ally achieved? Others face tough “For general education I fair to compare UM to these and Boston College, about 90 challenges, but maybe that DEPTH LOOK? purposefully choose easy class- institutions because they have percent of students graduate. means their diplomas are worth es,” said junior Diego Donna, a outstanding undergraduate aca- While UM’s rate might not more at the end. In the end, Log onto miami. history and education major. “I demic standards and more fi- be as high as these other schools, students all have the same ob- edu and search had a harder time in high school nancial resources. some say our undergraduates jective, earning a diploma, and “graduation rates” than I do in college.” “The dramatic improve- are still impressive. UM clearly shares that goal. for a complete At times, it can even seem ment has made us look more “I’m mentoring an under- “As an institution we have summary of UM’s like the better school in the graduate who is simply out- personally done everything we as though you would have to go rise in the ranks. out of your way to fail a class. U.S.,” LeBlanc said. “But the standing. She writes just as good can to ensure that every student Ivy leagues have always had as graduate students,” said Terri is able to graduate,” LeBlanc “I don’t know how you To compare could fail a class,” said senior high graduation rates, they have Scandura, dean of the graduate said. “It’s been a great source of Esther Weinbach, an advertis- more resources and smarter stu- school. “The quality of our un- pride for our university.” UM with other ing and sociology major. dents, and that’s obviously not a dergrads has been dramatically colleges, go to While UM is above the na- reasonable expectation for UM improving.” Laura Edwins may be contacted at collegeresults.org. tional average, other prestigious right now.” There’s no doubt that the [email protected] universities have even higher Other private institutions college experience is differ- and Lindsay Brown may be contacted graduation rates. Ivy League similar in size and academic ent for everyone. For some, the at [email protected].

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Work ready to begin on pedestrian overpass

The overpass will cost around $5-7 mil- ernment passed the “Ashley Kelly Resolution” “I will go out of way to cross there,” Nash Money still needed to lion dollars, of which around $500,000 has not which called for a pedestrian overpass to be said. “There have been too many students hit cover construction costs been covered. built at Mariposa Court. by cars. It’s at least some solution to the prob- A significant amount of the money will “It needs to be done,” said Precious Nash, lem.” BY ALYSHA KHAN come from federal and state grants, with the a junior who was injured while crossing Ponce There is no guarantee that all students CONTRIBUTING NEWS WRITER remaining amount being split between Miami- De Leon Boulevard last March. “I was actu- will actually use the overpass, but the idea is to Dade County, the City of Coral Gables, and ally hit crossing the street because Miami driv- provide a safer alternative. After five years, the pedestrian overpass the University of Miami. ers fail to see signs. We shouldn’t put students “The overpass offers the opportunity to is almost ready to begin construction. The exact details of the funding will be in danger because of dangerous drivers.” safely cross,” Farmer said. “Now some stu- “It’s obviously not going to happen this determined in the next few weeks. More recently, another UM student, dents wont take, don’t want to take it. We just year, but this is the closest we have ever been,” “This pedestrian overpass can be a real- senior Marie Cushmore, was hit by an SUV want to provide an option.” said Christina Farmer, Student Government ity,” said Maritza Gutierrez, a Miami-Dade crossing Mariposa Court. Further meetings are needed to finalize President. Metropolitan Planning Organization Gov- “I totally support this item,” said county the funding, determine a construction sched- District 7 Commissioner Carlos Gimenez ernance Board member, in a Miami Today Commissioner Rebeca Sosa in Miami Today ule and begin the environmental review pro- told a recent SG Executive Board meeting that epaper story. “Send the message to the City of story. “We’re going to save lives here…when cess. Construction is expected to start in the most of the funding for the overpass had been Coral Gables. There is money to be matched.” you’re talking safety, there is no money in the next two years and finish three years from identified. The overpass will stretch from the The initiative to build the overpass began world to pay for that.” now. east side of Ponce De Leon Boulevard to the in 2005 after UM student Ashley Kelly was However, not all students agree with the “We are going to make sure it’s still a pri- west side of US 1 at Mariposa Court. killed when an SUV ran a red light and hit her construction of the overpass. ority,” Farmer said. “I hope to have this done and started while she was crossing Mariposa Court. “It’s a misallocation of resources,” said by the time my second term ends in 2012,” This intersection had a record of student Rafael Jara, a junior. “It would be much cheap- Alysha Khan may be contacted at akhan@ Gimenez said at the meeting. “We’re commit- pedestrian accidents dating back to 1990. er to put up a stop sign.” themiamihurricane.com. ted to this project” In response to the accident, Student Gov- Others fully support it.

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Outdoor cram session

LAST-MINUTE MEMORIZING: Seniors Jessica Gilbert (left ) and her friend Daniela Ben Tov study on the university green in the aft ernoon. The girls are preparing for their fi nal in ancient philosophy. “We’re doing some last minute procrastination studying,” Ben Tov said. The girls frequently study on the green instead of at the library. “I think it’s been really relaxing,” Gilbert said.

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Parking problems prove a popular plague Complaints abound among student drivers

BY ALYSHA KHAN CONTRIBUTING NEWS WRITER

Got a problem with parking? Get in line. “You have to get here early or it takes 15-20 minutes unless you get lucky,” said Kelly Mena, a freshman commuter stu- dent. “I plan my whole day around my commute.” Two of the most frequent complaints by students involve the price of the parking permits and the availability of parking in the areas from the Whitten Learning Cen- ter to the School of Engineering. An annual regular parking permit costs $444 for commuters, $478 for resi- dents and $222 for an annual discount permit. These prices are determined by the University of Miami's senior administra- tion. “For the lump sum to cost that much, it’s hard,” said Jonathan Hoffman, a senior who commuted to a summer job on cam- pus. But when the prices are compared GRAPHIC BY FELIPE LOBON to UM’s peer institutions, they fall in the PENNIES FOR PARKING: The above parking permit rate statistics were gathered from the Association of American Universities. middle range. A permit at Carnegie Mel- lon University costs $1,200 but as little as the classrooms.” $60 at Brandeis University. Some students agree with Sobaram. “Our senior admin has been trying to “It might be counterproductive,” keep prices down,” said Richard Sobaram, Hoffman said. “It’s better to walk or car- the director of the Department of Parking pool. Sometimes you have to bite the bul- and Transportation. “We don’t want to im- let.” pose any burdens.” Others are adamant. And they might have succeeded. Con- “It’s worth it,” Mena said. “After sidering that the lots are enforced approxi- weighing the pros and cons, you can save mately 215 days out of the years and that up one year and plan for the future.” parking is free after 4 p.m., a regular park- There is the option of purchasing ing permit price breaks down to around a discount permit and parking in the ga- $1.85 a day rages, but this is unpopular with many “When you put it that way, it doesn’t students. seem so bad,” said Bianca Zuluaga, a ju- “It’s pretty expensive, but being a girl nior. who’s super involved on campus, it’s safer,” But it may have worked a little too said Stephanie Fleitas, a sophomore com- well. Parking is in fact subsidized by the muter who purchased a regular permit. university. Sobaram agrees that the discount is “The money we collect for parking often not enough to convince students to permits and citations does not cover our park in the garages. He and his team are costs,” Sobaram said. working to educate students about their What is collected is used to maintain options. the parking lots, run the shuttle system and “We are trying to talk to students in pay the mortgage on the parking garages. their language,” he said. “But it’s a con- This means that the popular solution stant struggle. Every year, you have a cou- of building another parking garage by the ple thousand new students.” School of Nursing and Health Studies is But his biggest piece of advice to stu- not feasible. While this garage would pro- dents is to simply arrive early. vide around another 1,000 spaces in a high “Students spend time planning for traffic area of campus, it would come at a their classes, but don’t spend five minutes price. on parking,” he said. “We have very limited resources,” So- baram said. “That additional 1,000 spaces Alysha Khan may be contacted at akhan@ is $20 million. They could reinvest it into themiamihurricane.com.

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Memory Champion inspired by grandmother

To memorize these digits, Dellis uses Student plans to climb elaborative encoding; a visual tool that guides the brain through a journey of famil- Mount Everest iar objects and places. He pairs numbers, or BY JONATHAN BORGE anything he is trying to memorize, to easily STAFF NEWS WRITER recognizable names and locations. “In my journey I have a set of anchor Nelson Dellis had his audience close points and then go around in an order that their eyes and picture a dog lighting a makes sense,” Dellis said. “I think it’s ef- match to a nose. While doing the moon fective because humans are very visual and walk, George W. Bush stood next to this gobble up spatial information.” nose and coincidentally angered a turtle. The event was coordinated by UM’s The turtle walked atop a mountain and Honor Council. According Michael Schick, then made a slam dunk. president of the Honor Council, their pur- Perhaps the audience found this story pose is not only to maintain integrity, but to ridiculous, but they were quickly informed make sure students do well academically. that the U.S. World Memory Champion “We thought this event was applicable used this story to have them memorize an because it helps you train your brain and it 18-digit number. helps you prepare for finals,” Schick said. Dellis, a University of Miami alum- “I knew this was something I wanted to nus, used witty tools like this to share mem- do.” orization tactics to a full audience on Mon- Although the planning process was LINDSAY BROWN // File Photo day night at the Whitten Learning Center. long, nine other student organizations A GIFTED INNER EYE: Nelson Dellis is a UM alumnus and has earned the title “I actually don’t have good memory,” helped in making the event a success. of U.S. World Memory Champion aft er memorizing 178 digits in fi ve minutes. Dellis said to his audience. “I frequently “I definitely think the journey method forget where I park my car or I forget how [Dellis] was talking about was very useful,” to climb Mount Everest to raise awareness logo and place it at the mountain top. Stu- many times I shampoo myself.” junior Grant Blumberg said. “This can help and money for research on the disease. dent organizations and individuals will Despite his self-professed bad memory, with anything that is not particularly easy “There has been a link between the have the opportunity to place their image Dellis holds the record for memorizing a to memorize like organic chemistry or busi- same symptoms you experience on a climb or logo on the flag for only $1 per square deck of cards in 60 seconds. He earned the ness law.” on high altitude and Alzheimer’s disease,” inch. A minimum donation of $20 per orga- title of U.S. World Memory Champion af- Dellis was inspired to enter memory Dellis said. “It’s a fight to get to the top of nization and $5 for individuals is required. ter memorizing 178 digits in five minutes at competitions after his grandmother passed the mountain while fighting something the 13th Annual U.S. Memory Champion- away. She suffered from Alzheimer’s dis- similar to Alzheimer’s disease.” Jonathan Borge may be contacted at jborge@ ship in New York City. ease. In the spring of 2011, he is planning Dellis will take a flag with the “U” themiamihurricane.com.

Hit-and-run driver found FINALS went by Paul, died Nov. 23 as a Finals Fiesta will host a midnight breakfast Tuesday, Fatal car accident result of the injuries he sustained On Friday, Multicultural Student Affairs will Dec. 7 at 9:30 p.m. Both dining halls will involves UM student from the accident when Hubsch be hosting “Finals Fiesta” to celebrate be closing at 7:00 p.m. to prepare for the struck him as he walked along the end of classes. From 4-6 p.m., the breakfast. BY ALEXA LOPEZ the 4500 block of Red Road. At staff will serve free food and refreshments OF THE STAFF approximately 7:20 p.m. Nov. 13, on the Hecht-Stanford bridge. Study Breaks Jones was walking in the roadway Delta Phi Epsilon will be hosting a study Early Nov. 24, Valentina An- to his off-campus apartment from Studying Can Be in Tents break at My Yogurt Bliss Dec. 13 from 7 drews Hubsch was confirmed as a friend’s house. The Office of the President will be setting p.m. to 11 p.m. the driver that struck and killed “Paul [had] massive head trau- up tents on the university green on UM junior Jared Paul Jones Nov. ma [and had] multiple injuries to Friday. They will be available until Dec. 15 Eaton Residential College lobby: 13 in a hit-and-run accident. other systems,” said Betsy Jones, from 5 p.m. until 7 a.m. and may be used Dec. 6: Ice cream and EA sports games According Paul Jones’ mother, when she ar- by students to prepare for finals. Dec. 8: Coffee, cupcakes and open mic to The Miami rived in Miami Nov. 14 with her night Herald, Hubsch husband Jim Jones. Jones was in a Midnight Breakfast Dec. 10: Free food and refreshments is 45-year-old coma until Tuesday. Hecht-Stanford and Mahoney Pearson Dec. 13: Pizza night fashion model The Coral Gables Police De- from Coral Ga- partment has received a statement bles. from Hubsch and will begin work- “The en- ing with the State Attorney’s Of- WINTER BREAK tire University fice to formalize the case and how JONES of Miami com- she will be apprehended. The in- Dining Halls Wellness Center munity is sad- vestigation is ongoing; Coral Ga- Dec. 15-Jan. 17: closed Dec. 24: 8 a.m.-6 p.m. dened to learn today of the death bles Police will continue updating Dec. 25: closed of student Jared ‘Paul’ Jones,” read the community as necessary. Student Health Center Dec. 31: 8 a.m.-6 p.m. the statement released by UM Me- Weekdays: 9 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Jan. 1: closed dia Relations Tuesday morning. Alexa Lopez may be contacted at Weekends: closed Jones, who was an English [email protected]. major from Maryland and who December 2 - December 14, 2010 THE MIAMI HURRICANE NEWS 9 MHMC- Commercial Template Doc Size 11.25” X 14” Image Area 10.375 x 11.75 CYAN MAGENTA YELLOW BLACK 10 OPINION

speak STAFF EDITORIAL YOUniversity of UP! Goodbye Shannon Miami: Finals “When you take a break ith this first se- from fi nals studying, how do Randy Shannon didn’t have to go after losses, it is clear that our players did mester winding you relax?” to sleep on Saturday pondering his fate. not learn from their mistakes. Not only Wdown, the dread- Athletic Director Kirby Hocutt decided to was Shannon emotionless, but his players ed finals week is drawing get rid of the head coach he had orignally lacked passion. Part of this blame is the closer, and we all know picked to stabilize the football program. players’ for not being able to self-motivate, what that means: It means It may not have been a shock, but but it was Shannon’s job as head coach hour after hour in the for someone to get fired just months after to capitalize the talent at his disposal. frigid recycled air of Rich- receiving a four-year extension is a bit sur- If anything positive can come from EVAN PESKIN ter library, late nights of prising. Losing to South Florida at home Shannon getting fired, we hope that the SENIOR COLUMNIST typing review guides and in front of 27,000 fans, a weak attendance players finally realize that their recent per- final papers and enough EL MURPHY in itself, has the ability to change things. formance has been unacceptable. Coming caffeine in your veins to have your blood legally FRESHMAN The orange and green jerseys that out flat against conference opponents and qualify as a type of coffee. “Play FIFA and bump music.” had once carried a connotation of domi- being absolutely embarrassed by their rivals The last few days of studying each semester nance now look more like clown suits, is no way to maintain the legacy they sup- are never fun, but they are arguably the most im- highlighting all the faults of this team. posedly cherish so much. The standard of portant. After months and months of having to For a program that has built itself on in- excellence has been set for the UM football put time and effort into each class, it’s worth it to tensity, under Shannon they seemed to program and the last four years were a far end strongly and give your GPA that little boost. be neutered of any form of exuberance. cry from what the U is supposed to embody. There are tips and tricks that you pick up over the Shannon’s few remaining supporters Not only was Shannon one of a lim- years at the U, and learning them early can save will still tout how well the team behaved ited number of African-American head you a great deal of frustration. off the field (no major arrests), his player’s coaches in the NCAA, but he is also some- Finding a good place to study is key, and ALI GRANA graduation rates (highest among Football one who will always be a true, bona fide luckily our fine school gives us a wide variety JUNIOR Bowl Subdivision schools) and the three Hurricane. Shannon’s legacy at Miami, of options. The library is a tried-and-true loca- “Have a dance party with my bowl games to which he led the team. while undoubtedly changed, is still that of tion with study space on the first two levels, the roommates.” However, could the high Academic someone who represented this school and “stacks,” silent areas, computer stations and Progress Report ranking be attributed to the this city to the core. His successes in his printers galore. However, it can turn into a zoo players’ easy majors such as sports adminis- years as a player and as a defensive coor- during peak studying hours, leaving a scarcity of tration? Also, he may have kept the boys out dinator are, and forever will be, remem- seats and computers and, more often than not, of trouble, but that does not bring in money bered fondly. But none of his history can people sitting close enough for you to smell what for the university- football, wins, TV revenue save him from what was unquestionably they had for breakfast. and merchandise do. Additionally, Shan- a lackluster performance as a head coach. But never fret, there are other places! The non never won a bowl game and lost to in- hammocks by the green are prime but very fought ferior opponents such as USF and Virginia. Editorials represent the majority view of over. Hillel, on the other hand, not only provides With repeated mistakes such as early The Miami Hurricane editorial board. space, but regularly puts out tasty snacks. Lastly, REUBEN TORENBERG timeouts, numerous penalties and excuses anywhere outside is a great place to lay down with FRESHMAN a towel and a book for a few hours. “Go to the Wellness Center to play basketball and lift .” The ability to take a break while avoid- ing procrastinating is a valuable skill, one that Candace & Cassie© I’M STUCK IN A COMIC© I’m still trying to learn. It’s better to take a short break, allowing yourself to get food and stretch your legs, rather than getting sucked into a Mad- den tournament or getting bombed at the Rat. And I’m sure everyone can relate with the fact that five minutes on Facebook can turn into an hour in the blink of an eye. Finals are a stressful time, but they don’t JOHN WEISS have to leave you pulling out your hair and plan- FRESHMAN “Longboard around campus ning to move to Mexico. Just plan out a schedule and fi nd some good food.” in these final few days of the semester, and before you know it, you’ll be putting down the pencil Speak Up answers are edited for clarity, brevity and accuracy. and turning in your final exam, ready to go enjoy a well-deserved winter break! Check out video Speak Ups at themiamihurricane.com. ALEXA ABALLA // The Miami Hurricane Evan Peskin may be contacted at epeskin@ Compiled by MATT ROSEN // The Miami Hurricane Evan Peskin themiamihurricane.com.

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Olivia was 11 years old, and she Alexandra Leon PUBLIC RELATIONS James Borchers “crying” from Alicia, Ol- Things were beginning to look very hopeful changed my life forever. PHOTO EDITOR JENNY ivia’s little sister. until August, when Olivia’s health declined Those who knew Olivia, and even those Lindsay Brown ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT HAMILTON For the last four and and the tumor began growing again after who did not, are inspired by her story. She SPORTS EDITOR Maria Jamed STAFF Justin Antweil a half years, I have been not responding to chemotherapy. will never be forgotten. Neither will the les- ACCOUNT REPS COLUMNIST blessed to have been a I knew, as did Olivia, this meant that sons learned from her life. So hug your par- EDGE EDITOR Isabel Gonzalez Danielle Kaslow MIsha Mayeur special part of the Nolley family as their every day for my little angel was numbered. ents a little tighter, kiss your lover more pas- OPINION EDITOR Jack Whaley nanny. At the end of my senior year of high Then, on Nov. 3, Olivia joined the many sionately than normal, take time to listen to Kyli Singh WEBMASTERS school, my little girls lost their father unex- angels, including her father, in the sky. I others every day, walk slower, breath deep- COPY CHIEF Ivan Rocha Nicole Collazo pectedly. I spent almost three days a week have learned from a little 11-year-old girl er, complain less and smile more than you Alexa Lopez GRADUATE ONLINE EDITOR with the girls that summer. I felt so honored that small, petty things in life do not mat- think necessary. Our days are numbered. ASSISTANT Steve Pierre to have them welcome me into their lives ter. Living each day to the fullest and not Do not let time slip from your fingers. Ol- Nick Maslow ASST. NEWS EDITOR and consequently, I grew to love them dear- letting any opportunity pass by for you to ivia didn’t. I know I won’t anymore. 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BY NICOLE ADLMAN Shopping for the man in your life shouldd bbee SENIOR EDGE WRITER the least of your worries: it’s all about the gegearear and gadgets. The Sony Playstation Move Bundlendld e ‘Tis the season for everyone but your wal- is selling now for an affordable $99.99, while a let: With so many people to shop for, and so Nintendo Wii Console (Black) with Wii Sports little time, what’s a college kid to do? Follow this Resort is down to $169.99. The Polaroid 300 In- guide for gifts that are thrifty but nifty, but look stant Camera is pocket-sized and powerful, sell- HOMEBOUND WITH out for the occasional splurge item (if you’re feel- ing for $89.99. A hooded Under Armour Ther- ing financially festive). In the season of giving, NO GIFTS FOR THE mal will keep your guy cozy for only $50. there’s something for everyone. FAMILY? When it comes to your girlfriend, a little bit To make mom (say, if she’s already glow- of classic goes a long way, fellas. Take her to Paris ing from the iPad under the tree from dad) extra Head to the (metaphorically) with Tiffany and Co.’s Eiffel happy, try an iPad sleeve, like Rebecca Minkoff University of Miami Tower charm ($150). Get her a longer chain (30 'Touch & Go' iPad Sleeve in Fire Engine Shine in. - $80) so she can style the necklace however bookstore for ($150). If she has an iPhone, the label makes a she wants (a single knot looks best). If your style some last minute smaller (and cheaper) version of the ‘Touch & isn’t Tiffany’s traditional, there are other options. shopping. A classic Go’ case. Want something simple? Have mom Make her a signature perfume from scentdesign. crewneck sweater think of you after every pot of coffee with the net (a 1 ounce bottle with up to 5 different fra- with “Miami” across World Traveler Mug ($20) from Kate Spade. grances starts at $20). Give her some sugar (and Hey- it’s the alternative to a pricey plane ticket the front is great for expect kisses in return) with the Sugar lip treat- for overseas travel. your cousins, aunts ment set from Fresh at Club Monaco ($23-$45). Dad acts like he’s happy with anything, and uncles (prices For a friend, don’t feel pressured to spend but you know he mostly wants what he needs. range from $14 to copious amounts of cash: Kate Spade’s Resolu- The Full Size Kit Unscented- Pure Badger Black tion Pencils ($8) are a great way to get your pal $49 depending on Brush ($100) from The Art of Shaving will cut ready for her New Years’ resolutions. The Six- which style and his morning prep before work in half. A smaller pack sampler from Dave and Thomas Popcorn color). The Bag version of this set- the Starter Kit- will only set ($29.95) is delicious way to treat a friend this holi- Tote Me Eco Brown you back $25. day season. But act fast, one of the flavors (Dou- ($34.99) is both a Your brother, older or younger, would spare ble Trio- Sweet N’ Savory) has already sold out. you from punches (for the day at least) when you laptop case and For your best friend, the iKaraoke ($60), a get him the Xbox 360 Kinect ($149.99), the con- cute carry-all, portable microphone made for the iPod, will sat- troller-less system that will let him get physically perfect for an on- isfy the “Gleek” within. The Gingerbread House interactive with his favorite games. If you’re not the-go mom. by Philosophy ($20) smells delicious, comes in its trying to break bank for the bane of your exis- own little “gingerbread house” and won’t with- Doggie Nation tence (just kidding, we love our brothers): A er your wallet. Guys, keep the bromance alive Miami Doggie T-shirt sporty silicon watch (“Larrow” from Aldo is with a Leather beer holster (now $29.95 at re- ($18) will have any only $35) or the timeless baseball cap are main- denvelope.com) that’ll make lot-hopping at next pup wagging his stays that will make him smile. year’s tailgates that much easier. or her tail. Gran Quit the cat fighting with your sister long enough to give her a claw-pleasing Mani-Pedi and Gramps will Nicole Adlman may be contacted at nadlman@ package from Elizabeth Arden. It’s a given: appreciate a Miami themiamihurricane.com. spa packages can be expensive, so a gift card stone trivet ($12) worth a sum you can afford is an option to use when the to at least give her the incentive to un- family comes over wind. for a big fat holiday dinner.

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Art Basel paints Miami Beach for eighth consecutive year BY CAROLINE HELMERS simply looking for inspiration and CONTRIBUTING EDGE WRITER creativity. Artists of varying me- IF YOU GO diums are often found among the Art Basel Miami Artists and art lovers alike will streets of Art Basel. A sense of unity WHAT: Hurricane Bookshelf: be invading Miami Beach starting also can be found every year at the Beach Thursday for one of the most im- festival. WHEN: Thurs.-Sun. December Edition portant and heavily visited arta ex- “At times, the Miami art scene WHERE: Miami Beach hibitions in world: Art Basel. can be really disjointed,” said fresh- Convention Center The annual event will run man Katie Condon, who is a pho- BY SARAH B. PILCHICK and other locations SENIOR EDGE WRITER through Dec. 5 and will feature tographer. “But when Art Basel art shows, film screenings, musical comes, Miami feels like more of a throughout the Art Winter vacation can be in- performances and state-of-the-art community.” Deco District credibly dull if you have nothing architecture and design exhibitions The exhibition has grown COST: A one-day to do. Why not occupy yourself from all over the world. in popularity each year, drawing admission ticket is $36, with a good book while you kill Art Basel was first held in Mi- increased attention to the Miami a two-day admission time in between semesters? ami in 2002, but the idea has been Beach area. “Patti LuPone: A Mem- around for some time. The special “Many major global museums ticket is $60 and a oir” (Patti LuPone; Crown Ar- event first began in Switzerland 41 are organizing trips to Florida, and permanent pass is chetype) is a must-read for both years ago. But Art Basel Miami numerous groups of art collectors $75. For students Broadway fanatics and anyone Beach has grown to outshine the from Latin America and Europe with school ID, senior who respects a true diva. Lu- original in its eight short years of have already announced their vis- citizens and groups of Pone, a two-time Tony Award existence, with a constantly grow- its,” stated a Sept. 14 Art Basel press 10 or more, a one-day winner, chronicles every sordid ing number of visitors, exhibits and release. The festival’s organizers ex- ticket is $22. detail of her decades-long career acclaim. pect more than 40,000 visitors this on Broadway and in Hollywood “I’ve heard a lot about Art year. MORE INFO: Log on to with hilarity and panache. Most Basel,” freshman Laura Sarmiento “It looks like it is going to be Artbaselmiamibeach. notable are the mentions of her said. “Now that I live in Miami, I’ll huge,” Sarmiento said. “[As a stu- com for more feuds with theatrical impresario finally get to experience it for the dent at UM], it’s awesome I’ll get to detailed information Andrew Lloyd Webber and her intense dislike of some fellow first time.” join in as a local.” on exhibits and time Broadway actors (shamelessly named in the book). LuPone’s Art Basel is a great attraction schedules. memoir is an absolute joy to read. for collectors, dealers, critics and Caroline Helmers may be contacted at “Barefoot Contessa curators, as well as other artists [email protected]. How Easy Is That?: Fabulous Recipes and Easy Tops” (Ina Garten; Crown Publishing Group) makes cooking easy for students who have to fend Music Minute: for themselves while they are playlist far from the dining halls. Re- Holiday leased in October of this year, Garten’s cookbook keeps BY NICOLE ADLMAN it simple but delicious. Its “What A Wonderful World” by SENIOR EDGE WRITER recipes are slightly more ad- 3. Louis Armstrong- If you forget how won- vanced that Easy Mac, but at derful living really is, let ol’ Satchmo least readers won’t starve dur- “I Saw Mommy ing the cold winter months. 1. remind you. Kissing Santa Claus” by The Kick back, relax and have a – A classic’s a classic. Let Mi- pink grapefruit margarita. Jackson 5 chael take you back to when you thought - “Cleopatra: A Life” (Stacy “Raise Your Glass” by P!nk Santa was real as he shimmied down your 4. Schiff; Little, Brown & Com- Mainstream and feel-good make for pany) captures the life and times chimney each year. a must-play song. of one of history’s most scandal- ous queens. Having defeated her – It brother’s forces and capturing 2. “Dark Fantasy” by Kanye West the heart of Julius Caesar by age may be the anecdotal prelude or the 18, Cleopatra’s legend has only “The Chanukah Song” by Neil echoing “Can we get much higher?” but 5. grown greater since her death Diamond- Silly but suitable: “Instead of this song is exactly the bedtime er a night fable of thattoo nearly 2,000 years ago. This bi- can rock you to sleep aft one day of presents/We have eight ography presents a vivid portrait much... eggnog. crazy nights”- play this on every one of of a legend’s life. them.

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BY CAREY GOLDENBERG Winter break edition SENIOR EDGE WRITER BY DANIELLE KASLOW EDGE EDITOR Whether you’re looking for a romantic meal on South Beach or a local dinner in Coral Gables, a Whether it’s down the highway to West Palm Beach or across the country to California, the chill night at the bar or a wild night out on the town, stylish students of the University of Miami will soon be traveling home for the holidays. There’s Miami has it all for New Year’s Eve. nothing like tearing up your old stomping ground with high school friends, and whether you’ve Some students are traveling back to the MIA been naughty or nice this year, be sure to do so in style. specifically to have a part in this year’s tropical cel- ebration. “I’m from Sarasota, but I’m coming back to ALL THAT IF THE HANDBAG FITS… Miami for New Year’s Eve,” senior Reba Evans GLITTERS said. “It’s the place to be for a crazy good time!” Obsessed, obsessed, obsessed with Marc by Marc Jacobs Though Miami is the place to be on New handbags right now. They're structured but soft, fashionable and Add sparkle Year’s Eve, for the average college kid it can get a lit- functional...what more could a girl ask for? The only downside is to your holiday and tle expensive. Let’s say you’re looking to party, but the price tag, but these bags are sure to last for years to come. I New Year's Eve par- can’t afford the $5,000 VIP tables at most clubs. For personally like the "Classic Q Percy cross-body bag," a style that ties this winter with a sand-stomping good time, join the party at Nikki would be perfect for nights in the Grove. You can fit your cell metallic pieces…but Beach. For only $75, general admission guests can phone, wallet and beauty necessities without toting around a huge don’t get too crazy. enjoy a champagne toast at midnight, a private fire- bag. However, I am absolutely lusting over the “Classic Q Baby A little goes a long works display and tons of party favors. Grove satchel,” which features buttery soft leather and a simple way. Try skirts or “We’re the only club actually on the beach, we but classic design. It could honestly make any outfit look like a tops accented with do a New York style ball drop at midnight and we million bucks, and both are sure to be investments in your style a touch of gold, sil- have our own fireworks display,” said Jackie Skel- portfolio. ver or even bronze. ton of Nikki Beach’s marketing department. Some metallic Have a hot date and are looking for somewhere pieces are even get- candlelit and cozy to take them for a bite before the ting a 1920s flapper evening fireworks? Try heading to La Cofradia makeover, a nod to Ceviche Bar nearby in Coral Gables. For Peruvian the popularity of this dishes that incorporate flavors from Asian, Latin year’s “Boardwalk Empire.” Whether you’re and Italian cuisines, La Cofradia is one of the Ga- into this trend for the extra glitz or you’re a fan bles’ best kept secrets. of speakeasy style, there's nothing better to get “What makes us different is the food, the ser- a party started than bringing the bling. vice, and the experience,” said Roberto Granthon, the restaurant’s manager. Unlike many other res- taurants in Miami, La Cofradia is quiet and cozy, allowing more time to talk about New Year’s reso- lutions with your sweetheart. If you’re looking for a restaurant to celebrate ALL PHOTOS FLICKR.COM with A-list celebrities, don’t miss the fine dining at Barton G The Restaurant. To party with frequent R.I.P. UGG BOOTS restaurant tweeters LeBron James and Bryant Yes they are warm and believe me, I get it. I hate the cold too (the McKinnie, reserve a table for the 9 p.m. seating in- actual frigid northeast, not Florida when it gets “cold”), but Ugg boots side, which offers dance grooves from a DJ, or out- are overdone and well... ugly. With so many other footwear options this side in the orchid garden patio. winter, suck it up and wear cute shoes for once! Bejeweled flats and em- “We don’t raise our prices for New Year’s Eve- bellished high heels can make almost any outfit instantly look more put- that’s what makes us different,” said Shelley Acoca, together. Why look like a slouch with so many better options to choose marketing director for the Barton G company. “Our from? Choose fashion over frump, you’ll be glad you did. menu that night is the same, filled with great en- trees, nitrogen cocktails and over-the-top desserts.” If dining and dancing aren’t your priorities, STOP DRESSING LIKE A head to Bayfront Park for their annual celebration. The best part is that everything is free! With disco HOMELESS PERSON dancing, DJ Tarik spinning beats, a countdown with Miami’s Big Orange and a beautiful fireworks Ah, semi-formal season... it is but twice a year that the display, you can’t go wrong. gentlemen of UM spruce up their look, springing for some- Who said that New Year’s Eve required a win- thing other than a T-shirt. But why can’t guys dress well ter coat and gloves? Put on your dancing shoes, year-round? It’s the unspoken rule that girls at UM must dress to impress and head to these venues in Miami look like they just stepped out of Ocean Drive magazine, so for a New Year’s Eve you will never forget. what’s with the double standard? Guys, if you want to get lucky sometime other than semi-formal season, disregard Carey Goldenberg may be contacted at cgoldenberg@ BroBible and throw that lax penny in the garbage. Imme- themiamihurricane.com. diately. Danielle Kaslow may be contacted at dkaslow@themiamihurricane. com.

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Wiz Khalifa to perform free African-American artists exhibit at Lowe concert Friday on UC Patio art in their hometown of San BY BIJAL MEHTA CONTRIBUTING EDGE WRITER Antonio, Tex. They became in- BY NANCY OBEN spired by the works they saw and SENIOR EDGE WRITER A new exhibit dedicated to set out to discover more works by African-American artists from The “Black and Yellow” African-American artists. the 19th, 20th and 21st centuries rapper is going to paint this “For people who may not be opened Nov. 13 and will be on campus green and orange on familiar with these artists, it will display at the Lowe Art Museum Friday to celebrate the end of bring about an awareness and through Jan. 16. classes. interest in African-American art “The Harmon and Har- Wiz Khalifa is coming to and the African-American ex- riet Kelley Collection of African UM this Friday to perform on perience as a whole,” said Gita American Art: Works on Pa- the UC Patio. The event will Shonek, communications and per” features 69 different works, start at 8 p.m. opening with a marketing coordinator for the including drawings, etchings, collection of up-and-coming museum. “The artists that are lithographs, watercolors, pastels, artists including John Payne, represented here are major fig- acrylics, gouaches and screen J Nics and Mayday. The main ures in American art history and prints. Among the artists whose act, Wiz Khalifa, will perform I’m sure that people will wonder work will be displayed are Henry around 10 p.m. The concert is why these artists were excluded O. Tanner, Romare Bearden, Ja- for students and faculty only from major museum exhibitions cob Lawrence, Elizabeth Catlett and is not open to the commu- the first place.” and Alison Saar. nity. “This exhibition provides The show is being co-spon- Bijal Mehta may be contacted at a rare opportunity for UM stu- sored by Hurricane Productions [email protected]. dents and other area visitors to (HP) and Beta Theta Pi frater- view one of the largest and most nity. HP approached Beta to comprehensive traveling exhibi- help fundraise and promote the tions of works on paper by Afri- IF YOU GO Wiz concert, and the fraternity can American artists,” said De- jumped at the chance. The fund- WHAT: “The nis Gerson, associate director of raising goal was huge for such a Harmon and the museum. short period of time, two and a Harriet Kelley The collection has been on half months, but with car wash- Collection of a national tour since 2007. This es, events at My Yogurt Bliss African-American is the only scheduled tour stop in and Gables Pizza and Salad and Florida. Art: Works on private donors, the fraternity Some of the art in the ex- Paper” raised its portion of the money. hibit date from the 1930s and “We’ve never done a con- WHERE: The Lowe 1940s, during the time of the cert before,” said senior Karum Art Museum Great Depression. This artwork Basra, president of Beta Theta was produced during the New WHEN: Gallery Pi. “We’ve always wanted to Deal Works Progress Admin- hours are 10 a.m. do one but it wasn’t feasible be- istration’s Federal Arts Project, to 4 p.m. Tuesday fore.” which provided employment for to Saturday and The rapper is known for his many artists. The collection also often quirky samplings and the noon to 4 p.m. features works from the 1960s way he changes up his rap styl- COURTESY SEAN BERRY Sunday. The and 1970s during the civil rights ing. Khalifa is gaining major KHALIFA COMES TO TOWN: Rapper Wiz Khalifa is coming to the museum is closed era. success with his single “Black University of Miami for a special fundraising concert Friday. Monday. The museum plans to com- and Yellow,” a song singing plement the Kelley Collection by COST: Regular the praises of his hometown, has been all over the radio,” ju- month marijuana habit, was showing a selection of works by admission Pittsburgh. His other hit, “Say nior Lauren Toribio said. “And recently arrested at East Caro- African-American artists from (excluding special Yeah,” is a major club jam, and to see him on the last day of lina University for possession its own permanent collection. samples the super catchy late 90s classes is a great kick-off to the of the drug at his concert. There events) is $10; $5 “Most of these artists ex- dance tune “Better Off Alone.” end of the semester.” were rumors that he might not for seniors and perienced exclusion because of “I’m pretty excited to see The rapper, who has told the be coming to Miami, but Wiz is non-UM students; their race,” arts patroness Har- Wiz. I love his new song that media that he has a $10,000-a- out on bail and has performed at free for Lowe riet Kelley said. “The artists, other colleges since the arrest. Art Museum through their art, told the story “This should be a very of how these rejections affected members, UM popular show, “said junior Kris IF YOU GO them. Segregation had a pro- students, faculty Martin, the small venues chair found effect on blacks. In the and staff, and WHAT: Wiz Khalifa “Aft er School Special” Concert, for HP. “His song [‘Black and works of the 30s and 40s, for ex- children under with performances by Wiz Khalifa, Mayday, Jnics, Yellow’] has blown up recently ample, workers were on welfare John Payan and The Politix and will be something cool for 12. For more until they were needed to work in the university, a current artist information, call WHEN: Friday at 8 p.m. the factories.” that the students can relate to.” 305-284-3535 or WHERE: UC Patio Dr. Harmon Kelley and his visit lowemuseum. wife Harriet Kelley began their Free, Cane Cards are required for entry Nancy Oben may be contacted at org. COST: collection after attending a 1986 [email protected]. exhibition of African-American 16 EDGE THE MIAMI HURRICANE December 2 - December 14, 2010 MHMC- Commercial Template Doc Size 11.25” X 14” Image Area 10.375 x 11.75 CYAN MAGENTA YELLOW BLACK 17

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digit deficit, 79-70, with a little Canes dominate in of four minutes remaining. Scott knocked down a pair of free throws first half, pull out win and sophomore guard Garrius BY LELAN LEDOUX Adams hit two more to extend the SENIOR SPORTS WRITER Hurricanes lead. “We tried to stay together as Knowing this would be a a team, stay focused,” Scott said. critical week for the state of the “They had a little run, we stay Miami Hurricanes men’s basketball together, stayed strong. It was a program, there was an extra sense of great win for us, a game we’re going urgency for head coach Frank Haith to learn from.” and his Hurricanes. Redshirt sophomore forward The Hurricanes (5-2) handled Reggie Johnson held down the post their first set of business against the game for the Hurricanes. Johnson Ole Miss (3-2). The Canes ran the had a double-double with 17 points Rebels out the gym in the first half and 10 rebounds. Johnson notched and won, 86-73, at the BankUnited his fifth double-double in seven Center. The Canes had a 57-27 games. Redshirt senior forward halftime lead. Adrian Thomas had a special night Miami had to hold on from a as he had a career-high 17 points second half rally from the Rebels and was 5-of-8 from three pointers. and finished the game converting 10 Thomas had struggled all year of their last 11 free throws. but he shined Tuesday night. “Obviously the first half we “Reggie was a man in the played about as well as you can play paint,” Haith said. “Adrian had offensively and defensively,” said been waiting for one of those [big Haith, whose team shot 50 percent scoring] games. He got loose, reeled from the field. “The second half we off a couple in a row.” didn’t have the same intensity there, This was a marquee win and that got them going. This team the Hurricanes needed in non can win the West in the SEC. This is conference play. They had already a great win for us.” dropped games to Memphis and The Hurricanes came close to Rutgers who are solid squads. Come blowing a 30-point lead as his team March this will be a resume booster. was outscored 46-29 in the second Up next, the Hurricanes the will half. But Haith is glad his team host on Saturday the West Virginia survived and will benefit from Ole Mountaineers (5-1), a team that was Miss’ near comeback. in the Final Four last season. “We are going to learn a lot from this game,” Haith said. Lelan LeDoux may be contacted at “It’s the first time we were in this [email protected]. position this year. There were some times offensively in the second half we took some quick shots, got a little passive.” Sophomore guard Durand Scott UP NEXT went to work against the Rebels. Scott was slashing and getting to the WHO: West Virginia basket at will and finished with 27 WHEN: Saturday at 4 p.m. points on seven of 11 shooting. Scott WHERE: BankUnited was 12 of 13 from the free throw Center line. ALEX BROADWELL // The Miami Hurricane Scott wasn’t worried when Ole CAN’T GO? Listen to 90.5 IN IT TO WIN IT: Sophomore guard Durand Scott drives past Ole Miss guard Dundrecous Miss cut the game into a single FM or log onto wvum.org Nelson in the second half. Scott scored a team-high 27 points and dished out 6 assists. December 2 - December 14, 2010 THE MIAMI HURRICANE SPORTS 17 MHMC- Commercial Template Doc Size 11.25” X 14” Image Area 10.375 x 11.75 CYAN MAGENTA YELLOW BLACK 18

VOLLEYBALL Team set for NCAA tournament run for the achievement. Players click just in Her coach, on the other hand, time for postseason was quicker to praise the star outside hitter. BY ADAM BERGER “Lane’s arguably the best all SENIOR SPORTS WRITER around player in the conference,“ Lantagne Welch said. “She just One Hurricane team is does so many little things... her headed to meaningful postseason ability to make people around her play and it’s well-deserved. better. She’s a special player.” For the second consecutive Despite the Hurricanes’ season, the University of Miami success, the team came into the volleyball team will compete in season with a few question marks, the NCAA tournament. mainly surrounding the seven “We’re excited to be going new freshmen on the roster. to the NCAA tournament for There were some growing the second year in a row” said pains, but the underclassman have 10th-year head coach Nicole started to shine down the stretch Lantagne Welch, who has built and are a big reason why Miami the program from the ground up is playing its best volleyball at the since volleyball was brought back most important time of the year. to Miami in 2001. “What this “I think as freshman we’re team did at the end of the season starting to take more initiative to secure their spot was pretty and [are] actually starting to step special.” up on the court, not just being Indeed it was. tentative,” freshman Libero Ryan Miami won its final five Shaffer said. “I’m kind of used to matches of the regular season, all it, having the pressure of being against ACC opponents. young and playing with older The run included a thrilling girls.” finale against in-state rival Despite the fact that the Canes Florida State, a contest that will open up the tournament in a Hurricanes won in five sets. hostile environment, Lantagne “That was a really big match Welch recognizes one distinct for us... it was a really good test advantage that her team will hold for us and we’re excited about over Indiana, a program that will that win and, you know, spring be going to the tournament for the boarding from there,” Lantagne first time since 2002. Welch said. “Having the experience of The Hurricanes, who were playing in the tournament last selected for the Dayton, Ohio year is something that is going regional of the tournament, will to help us. Last year we came out be part of a four-team field set to very shaky in that match [against play at the University of Indiana’s FIU],” Lantagne Welch said. Bloomington campus. “Knowing that we have a lot of Miami will face off against the players that have been there before hosting Hoosiers this upcoming I do think that we’ll come out Friday, but the clear home court more prepared and more ready.” advantage doesn’t seem to bother the Hurricanes. Adam Berger may be contacted at “I’ve heard they’re pretty [email protected]. good at home but I think... when it comes down to it it’s a court, same ball, same everything, so its not really going to matter at this NCAA TOURNAMENT point,” said junior outside hitter Lane Carico, who was named to FIRST ROUND MATCH: the All-ACC volleyball team for Miami @ Indiana the third consecutive season. WHEN: Friday at 7 p.m. When Carico was asked about OTHER TWO TEAMS IN being named to the all-conference PAIRING: Tennessee ALEX BROADWELL // The Miami Hurricane team she remained humble, and Alabama A&M TOURNEY BOUND: Senior middle blocker Ariel Cooke cheers aft er scoring against the University largely crediting her teammates of Virginia Sept. 26. Cooke and her teammates hope to carry that excitement to Indiana. 18 SPORTS THE MIAMI HURRICANE December 2 - December 14, 2010 MHMC- Commercial Template Doc Size 11.25” X 14” Image Area 10.375 x 11.75 CYAN MAGENTA YELLOW BLACK 19

BASEBALL Adjustments required for upcoming season Focus on open positions and bats

BY JUSTIN ANTWEIL SPORTS EDITOR

While one UM athletic program is searching for its identity, another is quietly preparing for another successful run. The University of Miami baseball program concluded fall ball last month. Though the team has lost co-captains pitcher Chris Hernandez and catcher Yasmani Grandal to the MLB, head coach Jim Morris and crew still have expectations of reaching the College World Series for the 12th time in the last 18 years. “As a team we’ve all improved this fall,” said sophomore pitcher E.J. Encinosa who is making the transition from reliever to starter. “Physically we are stronger, and the chemistry is there. There aren’t as many mental errors.” The biggest adjustment that has been all the talk of college baseball are the new bats that the NCAA mandated in Division I. The exit speed off the bats is different and the sweet spot is smaller which should definitely favor pitchers across the country. “You will see a lot less home runs,” Morris said. “We played our first 23 intrasquad games, and we hit four home runs. If you multiply that times two which is 56 which is the normal number of games in the season, that would mean we would have eight home runs next spring. We’ll have more than that but it’s going to be a huge difference. It’s a more wood- like game.” Miami will have to utilize its speed on the bases and play fundamental baseball. “[Coach] has been preaching to us that we have to adjust to the new bats,” freshman outfielder STEVEN STUTS // The Miami Hurricane Dale Carey said. “They don’t SLINGING SIDEWINDER: Junior left hander Sam Robinson pitches during the Orange and Green World Series in November. The have as much pop as they did last green team won three games to none. The team had a successful fall and will resume practices in January aft er winter break. year. We have to get on top of balls more. Try to make the defense Rodriguez was a bench player “Our pitching is still a Whaley, who came on strong Despite some injuries and work. We got to use gap to gap last year but is vying for a starting question mark,” Morris said. “We in last year’s postseason run, has position battles, the vibe with the and hit line drives.” spot. don’t know who is going to be missed the entire fall with a strain team is stronger than ever. Junior third baseman Harold There are still position battles our No. 1 because [Eric] Whaley in his throwing elbow, but will “The team chemistry is a Martinez isn’t worried about the at first base, second base and the didn’t pitch and we expected him begin a throwing program this huge thing,” fifth-year senior new aluminum. corner outfield spots. to be the No. 1 guy. [Steven] Ewing week. pitcher Michael Rudman said. “You can’t play based on the The biggest concern for the has pitched good. E.J. [Encinosa] “We have a month once “Everyone on the team is friends. bats, you have to play with your Hurricanes will be the weekend has pitched good. Other than one they get back from winter break We know we are going to be swing,” he said. rotation. They need to fill all inning, E.J. hasn’t given up any to decide what we have,” Morris good.” The most surprising player three roles with the departures runs. [Bryan] Radziewski has said. “We’ll get some guys healthy this fall has been junior first of Hernandez, Eric Erickson and thrown good. Those are the guys and get the best nine players in the Justin Antweil may be contacted at baseman Rony Rodriguez. Jason Santana. that have thrown the best.” lineup.” [email protected]. December 2 - December 14, 2010 THE MIAMI HURRICANE SPORTS 19 MHMC- Commercial Template Doc Size 11.25” X 14” Image Area 10.375 x 11.75 CYAN MAGENTA YELLOW BLACK 20

WOMEN’S BASKETBALL PROFILE Sophomore player shapes up for success

a player. don’t have to study or an assignment Shanel Williams “It was a lot to take in for due, I use Study Hall to plan and [Williams] last year,” Meier said. schedule for the week,” she said. shines off bench “But she is one of our brightest Don’t let the impressive grades talents, and in the offseason she fool you. Williams loves hitting the BY NICOLE CARR was able to learn the ins and outs of town to see all the sights and sounds CONTRIBUTING SPORTS WRITER the game. And her trimmer frame that Miami has to offer. will allow her to play for sustained “It reminds me of New York- Maybe it’s the gentle sway of periods of time.” my home,” she said with a smile. the palm trees underneath azure As a freshman, Williams had When Williams gets a moment skies, or maybe it’s the blazing several standout performances, away from the court and her sun. Whatever it is, summertime including a game against N.C State. textbooks, she is usually listening to in South Florida is the perfect time Williams, who is right-handed, Trey Songz or watching her favorite to sit back, relax and unwind at the even developed a left-handed player, Dwyane Wade, slash to the beach. layup this summer. Yet Williams hoop. But for sophomore guard understands that there is still room When asked how Wade Shanel Williams, this summer was for improvement. would fare this season with his new the perfect time to whip her body “I was just getting used to supporting cast, Williams answered into shape for the 2010-11 women’s everything,” she said. “Just being confidently, “As long as he keeps basketball season. a freshman. I know there is more doing what he’s been doing, he’ll be Williams credits running on that I can do… My teammates fine.” the treadmill and the football field inspire me to be great. I can’t just be And, as long as Williams for her sleeker 5-foot-8-inch frame. average.” continues to play with the same grit “I didn’t really avoid too many And her desire to be great has and determination that fueled her foods,” Williams said. “I just ate translated into success on and off early success as a freshman, she is smaller portion sizes.” the court, where Williams intends sure to be a great asset to the Miami Katie Meier, the Miami to major in engineering and has a Hurricanes this season. Hurricane women’s basketball head The Miami Hurricane 4.0 GPA. ALEX BROADWELL // coach, is excited about Williams’ The key to her success? Nicole Carr may be contacted ncarr@ HEART OF A CHAMPION: Sophomore guard Shanel Williams goes mental and physical development as aft er a loose ball in the season opener against Kennesaw State. “Balance. On Sundays, even if I themiamihurricane.com.

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FOOTBALL COMMENTARY Why Canes won’t miss Shannon

Earlier this week, Urban Meyer was 44-9 in his first four 6) 140 sins its competition. football head coach years at Florida. Shannon banned Twitter accounts 2) Excuses Randy Shannon 9) His relationship with the media from all UM players after Miami’s loss to Excuses were common. Some was fired after what Shannon has never been deemed a Ohio State in mid-September. Who knew included a tough schedule, injuries, the many feel was a media darling. He was always very terse 140 characters could have such an impact youth of the players, the adjustments that disappointing four- and never disclosed injuries. He was very on student athletes? SMH. had to be made to new coordinators and year tenure. He was introverted and kept to himself. He left 5) Inability to Maximize Talent bad weather. The one that baffles Cane 28-22 in his career, reporters’ notebooks dry as a bone. Also, Pulling talent out of his or her players nation was when he said Duke is a tough JUSTIN ANTWEIL 0-2 in bowl games he would often shield players from talking is any coach’s main responsibility- to take place to play and walking 150 yards to SPORTS EDITOR and 4-9 versus ranked to the press. what he or she has and make it great. Duke’s stadium makes a big difference. opponents. He 8) Greentree Practice All-Americans Miami has 23 players that at one point were 1) Bad Losses improved in each of his first three seasons It was common for players to perform ranked in the ESPNU 150 in high school. There was an ample amount of winning five, seven and nine games well in practice but not be able to translate Miami had the number one recruiting class demoralizing and heartbreaking losses respectively but regressed in 2010 (7-5). their skills on the field. Tight end Chase in 2008... and has nothing to show for it. these past couple of years. The one that Below are the top 10 reasons why many Ford drew comparisons to Jeremy Shockey 4) The Extremity Report sticks out to every Cane fan was the 48-0 Canes will not miss Randy Shannon. and Kellen Winslow Jr. over the summer, After four years, many fans still debacle in 2007 which was the final game but was demoted to third-string tight end might not know what an “extremity” is. at the historic Orange Bowl. Miami also 10) “The Process” after ineffectiveness. A couple of spring Occasionally, Shannon would mix things allowed 472 rushing yards to Georgia Tech Shannon always spoke about how seasons ago, Shannon compared safety up and say “head” or “illness” but his in one game, lost by 28 at home to Florida rebuilding UM to a national championship- Vaughn Telemaque to future hall-of-famer descriptions of injuries (or lack thereof) left State this year, trailed to Duke at halftime caliber program would be a “process” that Ed Reed. many clueless. last year and lost to last place Virginia this will take time and patience. He improved 7) Ability to Fly Around 3) Inconsistencies year and shockingly lost to USF at home the players’ Academic Progress Reports Only birds can fly... and UM football The team was consistently when the Bulls had a freshman walk-on and graduation rates and only dealt with players. One of Shannon’s favorite sayings inconsistent. Miami struggled against quarterback engineer a fourth-quarter one off-field arrest, but he was never able was “the guys are flying around making Duke and lost to lowly Virginia and South comeback. to translate his off-field success on to the plays.” Unfortunately, however, the Florida. But this same team came out with gridiron. Meanwhile, Nick Saban was 40- players weren’t flying to the end zone swagger and crushed Georgia Tech and Justin Antweil may be contacted at jantweil@ 11 in his first four years at Alabama and enough on game days. North Carolina. It simply played down to themiamihurricane.com.

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COACH SEARCH FROM PAGE 1

They should be looking for someone who a limb and take a chance, be unique and take a risk. has tenacity, unbridled enthusiasm and a love for This is Hocutt’s first major public decision winning. since becoming athletic director in June 2008. Hocutt stressed that Miami’s goal is to be If Miami wants to go down other avenues, relevant again in the college football world. it could pursue a candidate with NCAA head “A winning brand of football,” said Hocutt coaching experience. Names like Jim Leavitt who referring to what the potential candidate must is formerly USF’s head coach, Dan Mullen who is infuse. “We have to be relevant and we have to currently Mississippi State’s head coach, Stanford’s win... we will not compromise on winning.” head coach Jim Harbaugh and Arizona’s signal Jon Gruden would fit the bill perfectly and he caller Mike Stoops come to mind. is reportedly UM’s No. 1 choice. He is a Florida UM could go down the path about hiring an native and a former Super Bowl winning coach. alumnus again. Options include Georgia’s Mark Gruden is known as a winner. His charm and Richt and FIU’s Mario Cristobal. demeanor should instantly draw the message board There are several choices, but Gruden seems to posters out of their basements and into the empty have grabbed everyone’s attention. He could be the orange seats at Sun Life Stadium. one to rejuvenate a fan base, and he could invigorate But to lure Gruden’s fiery attitude and the plethora of talented student athletes. infectious personality, Miami will have pay top Gruden proved he can maximize talent when notch dollars. Gruden currently enjoys a lucrative he won a Super Bowl with Brad Johnson as his contract with ESPN where he appears as an analyst quarterback, the Brad Johnson whose career passer on “Monday Night Football.” Gruden also still rating is only a shade above 80. collects severance pay from his former employer, For 133 straight weeks, at least one former the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, which fired him in Hurricane player has scored a touchdown in the 2008. NFL. “No [money] will not [be an issue],” Hocutt Miami’s recruiting class in 2008 was ranked said. “We’re going to do whatever it takes to get back No. 1 in the country. to the top of the college football world and we’re These players have achieved success as high going to find the best individual in the country to school teenagers and success as NFL professionals, come in and lead this talented group of young men.” but why isn’t there success when these student- The downside about the man referred to as athletes reach the collegiate level? “Chucky” is that he hasn’t been on the college Most would agree that change is for the best football landscape since 1991 when he was an right now and an impact coach is a must. COURTESY TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS assistant with Pittsburgh. CHUCKY TIME: Former Tampa Bay Buccaneers head coach Jon Gruden But if Miami genuinely desires national Justin Antweil may be contacted at jantweil@ glares from the sideline. He is a candidate to replace Randy Shannon. relevance, many believe they will have to go out on themiamihurricane.com.

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