Who: the Members of QAL

Who: the members of QAL When: This coming weekend on Sunday (May 30th) at the Tart Show- 5:00 Where: Scarborough Faire- Brother's Stage

What: THE ALL CHANDLER'S WIFE SHOW!!!!!!!!!

Yep- by popular demand, we are bringing the All Chandler's Wife Show to our home fair- do you think they're ready? We'll find out..

Now- as a benefit to all of our audience- since we do expect you to sing along and help us remember the actual verses to the song (yes- by about the 4th run through, we will have NO idea where we are) here are the verses to Chandler's Wife.

1) A man walked into a chandler's shop, Some candles for to buy. And when he walked into the shop, Nobody did he spy. And so he turned upon his heel, And toward the door he sped, When he heard the sound of a *** Right above his head. Yes, he heard the sound of a *** Right above his head.

2) Now this young man was a bold young man, So up the stairs he sped. And very surprised was he to find The chandler's wife in bed. And with her was another young man Of very considerable size, And they were having a *** Right before his eyes. Yes, they were having a *** Right before his eyes.

3) When the fun was over and done, she lifted up her head. And very surprised was she to find A man beside her bed. If you would keep my secret, sir, If you would be so kind, Then you can come up for a *** Whenever you feel inclined. Yes, you can come up for a *** Whenever you feel inclined.

4) So all you fine young men take heed Whenever you go town That if you leave your woman at home, Be sure to tie her down. And if you would be kind to her, Then lay her out on the floor, And give her so much of the *** She won't want anymore. Yes, give her so much of the *** She won't want anymore.

Current Chandler's wife versions are: Noises Princess Bride Sesame Street Disney Villains Disney Young Frankenstein Blazing Saddles Finding Nemo Wizard of Oz Grease Star Wars Irish Whiskey Cabaret Cell Block Tango (Chicago) Moulin Rouge Pirates of Penzance

Have a favorite? Be sure to request it.

Have one you'd REALLY like us to do? Well, write it out for us and we'll consider it. (Can't promise we'll get to it- but we are open for suggestions.) You will need 8 recognizable quotes to fill the *** spaces in the song. It is best if the quotes are fairly short- no more than a sentence or 2. Have fun!

Of course- remember the rules of the game. For each version, the tip mug will circulate, contribute early, contribute often, and most of all- enjoy yourself!!!!

See you then! the members of QAL