The Mole Joke Book

MOLE PLEDGE (When saying the pledge to the mole, a real mole is usually not present. So, one should bend over and face the earth!) I pledge allegiance to the mole, to the International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry, and to the atomic mass for which it stands, one number, most divisible, with atoms and molecules for all. (Provided by Sylvia Cooper - Morgantown High School, Morgantown, WV)

1. What was Avogadro's favorite book?

2. What was Avogadro's favorite kind of music?

3. What did Avogadro call his church services?

4. What was Avogadro's favorite play?

5. What was Avogadro's favorite board game?

6. Why did Avogadro get so excited on the golf course?

7. How did Avogadro send messages over the telegraph?

8. How did Avogadro help his team win the soccer game?

9. What did Avogadro invent for his wife to use as face cream?

10. What was Avogadro's favorite ice cream beverage?

11. Where did Avogadro buy his clothes?

12. What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?

13. What did Avogadro put on his pancakes?

14. What was Avogadro's favorite baseball team?

15. What was Avogadro's favorite movie?

16. What did Avogadro ride through the desert?

17. What part of the universe did Avogadro like to study?

18. What kind of fruit did Avogadro like to eat in the summer?

19. On which American mountain was Avogadro's face carved in stone?

20. What song did Avogadro sing on New Years Eve?

21. What sickness kept Avogadro in bed for two months?

22. Who was Avogadro's favorite rock group?

23. What kind of haircut did Avogadro's son have?

24. What are moles made of?

25. Which mole is a playwright?

26. Where can you find 6.02 x 1023 different things to buy? 27. Where do moles go for winter vacation?

28. Of which element is there always at least one mole present?

29. Which mole likes fungus? (a) mole A (b) mole B (c) mole C (d) mole D

30. Which mole sheds its skin? (a) mole R (b) mole S (c) mole T (d) mole U

31. Which mole has the greatest liquidity? (a) mole 6 (b) mole 8 (c) mole 9 (d) mole 10

32. How often did Avogadro get his science magazine?

33. How many people did Avogadro’s theory affect?

34. What did Avogadro’s pet snake do in the shedding season?

35. What happens when Avogadro’s kids brush their teeth in a hurry?

36. What state does Avogadro live in?

37. What kind of mole is found in 6.02?

38. How does Avogadro make sure all atoms are present?

39. Who was Avogadro’s favorite comedy team?

40. Who was Avogadro’s favorite president?

41. How did Avogadro feel about Biology?

42. While driving on the highway, what did Avogadro come to?

43. How did Avogadro help his team win the soccer playoffs?

44. Why is there only one Avogadro?

45. How does Avogadro write to his friends?

46. Why is Avogadro so rich?

47. What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?

48. Why does Avogadro like Cindy Crawford?

49. What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed the party?

50. What is a mole’s favorite television show?

51. What is Avogadro’s favorite day of the week?

52. What are mammoles?

53. How would you describe a stinky chemist?

54. Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?

55. What kind of test did Avogadro like to make best?

56. Why did the chicken cross the road?

57. What is Avogadro’s favorite TV reality show? ANSWER KEY (THE MOLE JOKE BOOK)

1. Moleby Dick 30. mole T (the one that molts)

2. Rock and Mole 31. mole 10 (molten)

3. Molar Mass 32. Every Molenth

4. Romemole and Juliet 33. Moletitudes

5. Moleopoly 34. Molted

6. He got a mole-in-one! 35. Molar miss

7. Molse Code 36. Molechussettes

8. He scored the winning mole! 37. A decimole

9. Oil of Moley 38. He takes a mole call.

10. molted milk 39. Mole-arry and Curly

11. the shopping mole 40. Millard Fill”mole”

12. moletiplication 41. He wouldn’t touch it with a ten foot mole.

13. moleasses 42. A mole booth

14. the Molewaukee Brewers 43. He scored the winning mole.

15. St. Elmole's Fire 44. When they made him, they broke the Moled.

16. a camole 45. By e-mole!

17. The Moleky Way 46. He’s a multi-mole-ionare.

18. watermolens 47. Marsh-mole-ows

19. Mout Rushmole 48. She’s his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole). 20. Mole Lang Syne 49. The mole the merrier. 21. moleonucleosis 50. Molerose Place 22. The Moling Stones 51. Moleday 23. a molehawk 52. Four-legged animoles 24. molecules 53. Mole-odorous 25. Moliere 54. One of his molars. 26. At the shopping mole 55. Mole-tiple choice 27. Mole-bile, Alabama or mole-tel 56. To get to the molar side. 28. Mole-lybdenum 57. The Mole 29. mole D (moldy), of course