Part 2: Falstaff S Entrance

Part 2: Falstaff’s entrance – Enter FALSTAFF, with his Page bearing his POINS sword and buckler Is it not strange that desire should so many FALSTAFF years outlive performance? Sirrah, you giant, what says the doctor to my FALSTAFF water? Kiss me, Doll. Page PRINCE HENRY He said, sir, the water itself was a good Saturn and Venus this year in conjunction! healthy water; but, for the party that owed it, What says the almanac to that? he might have more diseases than he knew […] for. DOLL TEARSHEET FALSTAFF By my troth, I kiss thee with a most constant Men of all sorts take a pride to gird at me: heart. the brain of this foolish-compounded clay, FALSTAFF man, is not able to invent anything that tends I am old, I am old. to laughter, more than I invent or is invented (vs ’They hate us youth’ in Part 1) on me: I am not only witty in myself, but the ………………………. cause that wit is in other men. I do here walk FALSTAFF: I will devise matter enough out before thee like a sow that hath overwhelmed of this Shallow to keep Prince Harry in all her litter but one. If the prince put thee continual laughter the wearing out of six into my service for any other reason fashions, which is four terms, or two actions, than to set me off, why then I have no and a' shall laugh without intervallums. O, judgment. Thou whoreson mandrake, thou it is much that a lie with a slight oath and a art fitter to be worn in my cap than to wait at jest with a sad brow will do with a fellow that my heels. never had the ache in his shoulders! O, you shall see him laugh till his face be like a wet cloak ill laid up!

BANISHMENT/SCAPEGOATING/SACRIFICE – decrowning King Carnival FALSTAFF But, being awaked, I do despise my dream. Boot, boot, Master Shallow: I know the Make less thy body hence, and more thy young king is sick for me. Let us take any grace; man's horses; the laws of England are at Leave gormandizing; know the grave doth my commandment. Blessed are they that gape have been my friends; and woe to my Lord For thee thrice wider than for other men. Chief Justice! Reply not to me with a fool-born jest: ……………………. Presume not that I am the thing I was; FALSTAFF For God doth know, so shall the world God save thy grace, King Hal! my royal Hal! perceive, PISTOL That I have turn'd away my former self; The heavens thee guard and keep, most royal So will I those that kept me company. imp of fame! When thou dost hear I am as I have been, FALSTAFF Approach me, and thou shalt be as thou wast, God save thee, my sweet boy! The tutor and the feeder of my riots: KING HENRY IV Till then, I banish thee, on pain of death, My lord Chief Justice, speak to that vain As I have done the rest of my misleaders, man. Not to come near our person by ten mile. Lord Chief-Justice Have you your wits? For competence of life I will allow you, know you what 'tis to speak? That lack of means enforce you not to evil: FALSTAFF And, as we hear you do reform yourselves, My king! my Jove! I speak to thee, my heart! We will, according to your strengths and KING HENRY IV qualities, I know thee not, old man: fall to thy prayers; Give you advancement. Be it your charge, How ill white hairs become a fool and jester! my lord, I have long dream'd of such a kind of man, To see perform'd the tenor of our word. Set So surfeit-swell'd, so old and so profane; on.