Lehigh Valley Meeting

Published Apr. 2017 Meeting Saturday Apr. 22 SNR King of Prussia June Picnic The Easter Bunny must have had a program There will not be a picnic this year. We will that night; only 10 girls came to the meeting. One meet at the normal meeting site that month. If the low was a first time, so that made it worthwhile. There meeting attendance continues, we will have to was no program so we sat and talked for hours. consider not meeting in July or August. New member New members There was one new member at the meeting in If you contact anyone who might want to January. As she is very new, and just starting, we will come to a meeting, remember the basic not go to the restaurant if she is at a meeting. requirement is that you meet them before you tell them where we meet. Any member can bring a NJ Support. guest or prospective new member but you must There was nothing special this month. The meet them in person first. Keystone conference was discussed, and the status of the group as an LLC was also mentioned. Pat Glamour Boutique requested that someone else be found to act as the Voucher Code to use on www.GlamourBoutique.com agent for the LLC. whenever you wish to place an order is: PC10 Lehigh Valley Meeting There is no minimum; no date expiration and our Not as good as last month, but still over the members can use the code over and over. The Code 20 mark for attendance. A Mary Kay rep gave a should be ordered when checking out - there's a presentation, and the Keystone conference was Voucher field and once you add in the Code the discussed. deduction will be made. Alternatively, we have our phones open 7 days weeks and girls are free to call us on 1-888 721 8688 to place orders or to ask any questions regarding sizing or anything else. www.GlamourBoutique.com Tel: 973 226 5588 Fax: 973 226 5589 "Paddy, there, I told you it must be a simple explanation...... She never got your email!"

MEETING DATES

Apr. 22 Sigma Nu Rho Apr. 29 Fifth Saturday

May 6 NJ Support NO MEETING May 13 Renaissance - Lehigh Valley Pathways Renaissance - Delaware May 20 Renaissance King of Prussia May 27 Sigma Nu Rho HUMOR Irish Divorce

The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law, Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.

"What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously.

"What happened? I'll tell you what happened! I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home ... and guess what I found? Your daughter, my wife, Jean, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable! The end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!" ;

"Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his mother-in-law. "There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened."

Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile. ;