The University of Lethbridge Student Newspaper October 14,1993 Volume 27 Issue 7 Officer on leave, policy stands By Tara Elder and Garth Danyluk President I loward Tennant stated, The University of Lethbridge's "the Ethical Behavior Office has two Ethical Behavior Officer, Inga mandates, the most important of Jesswein, has been on indefinite sick which iseducation... f Knowing! how leave since September 20, 1993. not to get into difficulties" prevents Jesswein's leave is backed medi­ future conflicts from occurring. The cally and follows regular University other mandate of the Ethical sick leave procedures. Behavior Office is to deal with com­ Students, faculty, and staff must plaints through mediation. now take their concerns and issues In a one-year period the Ethical to other representatives. For stu­ Behavior Officer would normally dent/teacher academic issues, this deal with upwards of several hun­ would be the Chair or Dean of the dred students, educating them on student's department. Alberta Un­ pertinent issues. In the 1992-1993 ion of Provincial Employees staff school year, Jesswein spent at least should take their concerns to their nine two-hour sessions with PS I appropriate supervisor. Non-aca­ education students, counselling them demic concerns should be directed on correct and incorrect ethical towards either the Dean of Student behavior and options for those with Affairs, Keith McCurdy, or Dr. issues. Some of the 50 classes she A hint of the winter ahead hit campus last week. Photo by Kevin Chou Michael Stingl of the Philosophy attended were full sessions, while Department. In addition, complaints others lasted from 15 to 20 minutes. may be addressed to the Vice-Presi­ Last year, 56 individual enquiries Council wants SUB for students first dent Academic or Vice-President alone went before Jesswein, most By Patti Macdonald dents' Union regarding Special On the other hand, Council grants Administration, and students are requiring only one meeting but oth­ In response to a recent contract Event Booking of SUB Level 3, priority usage ofthe SUB to students welcome to raise issues with mem­ ers taking anywhere from 20 to 40 proposal from Conference services which would mean that Conference and clubs. Next in line are the SU, bers of their Students' Union coun­ hours to resolve. "We're talking a for Special Event Booking of SUB Services would have the right to other U of L departments, and then cil. The policies of the Students' huge number," Jesswein said. Level 3, students' council has struck book the facility and the right to first external bookings. September Union are not regulated by Student With this kind of interaction, the a committee regarding catering/ban­ refusal of space (to SU). At the meet­ through April. Council will not even Affairs, but council members assure influence of the Ethical Behavior quet and conference services man­ ing of council on September 24th, in try to book external events in the students that they will regard issues Office is obvious. However, the po- agement policies. response to the proposal, a commit­ interests of meeting the needs of with similar confidentiality and con­ Conference Services recently of­ tee was struck to look at establishing students. cern. Continued on poqc I 4 fered a contract proposal to Stu- catering/banquet and conference Speakers, movie nights, and the services management policies. The pub would not exist. Harkness committee will prepare a draft claimed, if conference services was Professor in Profile: Distinguished Teacher manual for the upcoming council in charge of booking, because the meeting, to be held on October 18th. third level ofthe SUB would always Richardson's ground questioning altitude and an avid in­ We are "taking what was [ours] by be booked for external use. squirrel (and other terest in Biology by incorporating definition and, not excluding con­ Council focus is "for the student" animals in the wild) new and fascinating developments ference services, Faculty, or Admin­ according to Stewart. "We want the and their interaction with the text. She encourages stu­ istration, [we are] saying it is our students to use the building—they with their environ­ dents to think about biological phe­ own building and we'll use it in a pay forit," he added. Currently, 50% ment. She became in­ nomena and question them. Often way that is beneficial to Union mem­ of SU fees go toward the SU build­ terested in the gopher she will pose a problem to the class bers." said Brian Stewart, SI' VP ing fund—students pay about $60 a because there are no and challenge students to find a so­ Administration. year each for it. animals like them in lution to it. Heather Mirau, Director of Ancil­ Council does not charge students. Australia. She was She believes that "different peo- lary Services, claimed the proposal clubs, or the University for use ofthe surprised at their poor pleexcell at different formats." hence was developed in response to a re­ facility. They only charge for staff reputation as pests students are marked on the basis of quest by SU. and services if required (cost + 109?). and began to study four or five different criteria—usu­ Conference services is strictly a Thus, an opportunity is given to stu­ them, not only be­ ally lab reports, a final exam, two booking agency, and the proposal dent groups to fundraise through cause they were plen­ midterms, and sometimes a class offered a coordination service, ac­ cabarets, etc. tiful and the fact that presentation. Michner never gives cording to Cindy La Valley, Coordi­ The fact is, according to 1 Iarkness, very little research multiple choice exams, but prefers nator. "Clients call now. and we SU owns the building. Because of By Richard Amery had been done about them, but be­ essay style or short answer formats. cannot tell them if they can book the that. Ihe Council has the right to say Gail Michner was chosen from 15 cause of her unbiased attitude to She does not want to see regurgita­ space....People aren't impressed." who can use it. what sen ices it can candidates as this semester's Distin­ wards them. Most of Michner's re­ tion of information, but demands she added. offer, and at what price. SU is a co­ guished Teacher. search is centered on the Richarson's the recall and synthesis of ideas pre "('onference services, w hich does op, he said, and priority must be Michener has been a biology pro­ ground squirrel and appears in pub sented in class, preferably with evi­ a very professional job. deals prima­ given to the Union. fessor at the U of L since 1978. lications like Ecology, the Cana dence ol' independent thought and rily in external bookings." accord Ihe development oi Council's Michner received her undergradu­ dian Journal of '/.oology and ideas ahout the subject matter. Pro ing to Bob I lai kness. SU Operations own booking policies for the SIB is ate degree at the University of Ad­ Oecologia.. She was formerly presi fessor Michner states that her method Manager. Such bookings, which may not a competition issue, in fact. elaide in Australia. Upon it's com dent of the Canadian Council of of teaching is vastly different than be made three or four years in ad Harkness said, although it mas be pletion, she came to Canada to pur­ Animal Care. the education she received as an vance, impose on incoming coun­ perceived as such. "It is all part of sue a Masters degree at the Univer Michner said she feels very undergraduate in Australia. She cils, especially during the school the process ofthe maturation ofthe sity of Regina, but was encouraged honored and surprised to be chosen would like students to appreciate the year. The proposed contract speci­ SU." he said. to submit her masters thesis on the as the recipienl of this semester's diversity and complexity of biologi­ fied lhat "The Students' Union will Mirau and La Valley said that a social organization of the Distinguished Teaching Award be­ cal life and approach the world with provide a listing of date, time and struggle will show, and clients will Richardson's ground squirrels (best cause "some of the nominations a wondering (in both the amazed and space requirements foi all Students' know. known to Canadians as gophers) as come from the Students, and it is nice pensive senses) and questioning at­ Union functions (this includes Tubs "l believe in partnerships,not com her doctoral thesis instead. She is a to feel appreciated by them as well titude. and Cabarets) to Conference Serv­ petition on campus." Mirau said. field biologist who studies the as my peers." ices a minimum of six months in Continued on paqeb Continued on page I 4 behavioral ecology of the In class, Michner tries to foster a advance." 2 The Meliorisl October 14, 1993

Thursday Friday Saturday 15 16 14 Friday Night Drama #1—"Imaginary Invalid." Dept. of Dramatic Drama #1 "Imaginary Films: "The 'Trouble Invalid." Dept. of Dramatic Wilh Harry" 7:30pm. Arts Production. Play runs Oct, Arls Produciion. Play runs Theatre Gallery. Leth­ 8,9. 12-16.8pm Experimental Theatre. Oct. 12-16. 8pm Experi­ hridge Public Library. mental Theatre. Exhibitions: Eric Donna Gallant: An exhibition o l Women's Soccer at UVic— Cameron's "Thick Paint­ noon ings", and August Sander's Monoprints and col­ lages will be on dis­ historic photographs from Men's Soccer at UVic—2pm OCTOBER Germany between 1905 play at the Lethbridge and 1929. Exhibits run thru Public Ubrary thru Cross Country Running— October 17 at ihe Southern October 17. Lethbridge Classic- Alberta Art Gallery. Free. Nicholas Sheran Park Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Pronghorn Hocl :ey at U —7pm 22 23 17 18 19 20 21 Women's Soccer—U fo L vs U of 1'hcl.elhbridge Story: Southern Alberta Friday Night Sunday Nature Walk: "Colour­ Dramattl "Imagi­ Library Tours: lours lor C—Noon ful Plants"—Delve into the col­ display of history, de­ AnGallery Exhibilion: nary Invalid." Dept. of Films: "Twelve An­ community and adult educa­ gry Men" A murder ourful world oi plants and find velopment, settlement Come take a look al Ihe Dramatic Arls Produc­ tional groups may be booked out what creates the riot of fall of Lethbridge and ils worl'Newlbundland art­ case becomes a juror's Men's Soccer —U of L vs U of tion. Runs Oct. 8, 9. through Ihe Adull Services de­ C—2pm colours in our plants. 2pm. Helen river valley. Main Gal­ ist Marlene Creates. 12-16.8pm Exp. Thea­ nightmare when one partment. We can arrange the juror Hies to convince Schuler Coulee Centre. lery, Gait Museum. Per­ Also slide presentation lre. lour lo suit your needs. Please Sunday at Two: "Make Your manent display. by artist 14pm.Followed Ihe other jurors lo re­ —U of L at U of call the Lethbridge Public Li­ consider their verdict. Regina—7pm Mark At Ihe Gait" - Explore the University Women's by preview reception. brary al 380-7310. basics of the printing process Club. Lorraine Nowlin, Exhibition runs thru (1957) 7:30pm. Thea­ Cross Country Running— hands-on. See a demo, of a hand speaker. Her topic will Nov. 24. Free For more tre Gallery. Leth­ CWUAA Championship at press.Sir Alexander Gait Mu­ be "Old Treasures— info call 327-8770. bridge Public Library. Calgary seum. Junk or Antique?" Gas —Western Canadian Company Auditorium. Open (U of L) Women's Soccer at UBC—1 lam 410 Stafford Drive North Beginning at Men's at U of Regina Men's Soccer at UBC—Ipm 7:30pm Women's Be isketvall at U of Regina 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 Natural Art "Unleash your The Lethbridge Film Soci­ .lazzx Affair: Al University creativity and join us for a col­ Toastmasters: Learn ety "UTZ"—Baron Kaspar Thealre. 8pm ourful time of painting, sketch­ to speak with confi­ Joachim von L't/., a passionate Friday Nighl Films: "Fall ofthe ing, and making leal' prints and dence & style. 7:30pm. colleclorof Meissen procelains. House of Usher/The Pit & the Pen­ natural collages in the Nature Bowman Arts Centre. lovingly protects his treasures dulum" —Edgar Allan Poc double Reserve.2pm. Helen SehulerCen- For more info call Vic­ in his liime through a world bill starring Vincent Price! 7:30pm. tre. toria. 327-2989. war and a communist Theatre Gallery. Please note: l£thb ridg elnl 'tint: A dictatorship, in the knowledge showtime for ihe Poe double bill is Sunday at Two: "fling Open­ documentation of Leth­ lhat they will surely become 7pm. ing"—Official opening of the bridge's newspapers anonymous state properly Women's Soccer—at Hing Military Collection. Mr. from 1885 to the end of when he dies. 9:30pm Leth­ U of Saskatchewan—Noon Hing will discuss his collection the Herald's Buchanan bridge Centre Cinema. Mens' Soccer—at Ice Hockey— of uniforms and medals from era. 1 9 6 0. G e o r g c U of Saskatchewan—2pm 30/31 at World War 1 and 11. Sir Alexan­ McKillop Gallery. Gall Men's Basketball atCarroll Brandon U—7:30/ der Gait Museum. Museum. Display runs College—7:30pm 1:30pm thru March '94. Women's Basketball at U of Tournament VOLUNTEER OPPORTUNITIES:

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SU note/- 111 note/ • III note/ Notes from the Meeting of I CRIME Students' Union Council October 4, 1993 |STOPPERS By Laurel Halladay 3 SERVING SOUTHERN ALRERTA Present; Poul Mark, Sandy Lawson, Jason Smith, Humberto Aspillaga, Jason Goodstriker, I leather Moore, Amber Pastoor, Tony Wong and Miriam Jensen. Absent: Brian Stewart 320 © TIPS Contribution to the Federal Election—Vote Education Campaign Under the direction of Sandy Lawson, SU has committed to spending a maximum of $3500 to implement a local campaign, in conjunction with campuses all over Canada, to raise awareness about the power of Lclhbridge Crime Stoppers about this or any other crime, students to vote, with education as their number one priority. The money, locome from SU's Special Projects requests the public's help in call CRIME STOPPERS at Fund, will be spent on newspaper and television ads and surveys to convey to students that education is and solving a Break and Enter in 320-TIPS or toll free 1-800- should be an issue in the upcoming federal election. Lethbridge. 242-TIPS. Police will not as* In addition, $500 was approved to launch a national television campaign aimed a voting education. The ads, the name of any caller. CRIMP co-sponsored by several Western Canadian universities, are to be aired on MuchMusic. Sometime overnight on Sep­ Two slogans have been adopted for the national and provincial campaigns—the Canadian Federation of tember 17,1993, culprits broke STOPPERS does not sub Students' slogan urges students to "Make Your Mark—Vote Education" and the Alberta Coalition says "Vote inlo Marcliff Adjusters, 704 - scribe to the telephone feature Education—It makes Dollars and Sense." 5 Avenue South. They gained of'CALL DISPLAY'. Ratification of Clubs entry by smashing out the east Any call that leads to an ar­ SU has ratified the following clubs, pending policy requirements: window. Once inside, the of­ rest, recovery of property, or Against the Grain, Biochemistry/Chemistry, Chinese Students' Association, Geography, Latter-Day Saints Students' Association, Malaysian Singaporean, Management Students' Society, Mixed Curling, Music, fice was ransacked. There was seizure of drugs will be eligi Nursing Undergraduate Society, Physics. Psychology, Social Work Students' Association. over $2000 in cameras and ble for a cash reward of up to SU also ratified the new Clubs Policy, which is available in the SU office for perusing by all those interested. video equipment taken. $2000. This policy is recommended reading for all club chairpersons. Ifyou have any information Campus Awareness Resource Education Centre SU approved the CARE manual (compiled by Councillor-at-Large I leather Moore) and its proposed 1993- Access at a Glance 1994 budget of $4091. The CARE Centre hopes to be open in January for its trial run, and all expenditures Student Artists will be reviewed by the SU President and VP Administration. SUB Club's Room 010a will be the designated office space for the Centre for one year". The manual is available in the $K) office for anyone to have a look • While many Canadian universities offer applied arts programs, only four post- at. secondary institutions in Canada are devoted solely to the study and praclice of art. Financial Contribution to Theatre Production SU, under the direction of Jason Smith, and in conjunction with the Lethbridge AIDS Connection and The • Cuts to federal transfer payments often affect fine arts programs at universi­ Backdoor Theatre Foundation, will sponsor the production ofthe play "Safe Haven." This will involve SU ties. When the administration goes looking for ways to save money, fine arts is using their user group status at the U of L theatre and assisting in the cost of the technical staff needed to put often the first place it looks. on the production to a maximum of $400. • Student artists are excluded from the government vision of a system that sees SU Representatives to Attend COCA in Vancouver post-secondary education as "job training" and students as "products". Jason Smith, VP Activities, and Simon Beach, Pub Programmer, will be attending the Canadian Organi­ zation of Campus Activities (COCA) West conference in Vancouver in mid-November. Delegate fees are • The proposed reforms to the Canada Student Loans Program reflect that philosophy—privatization of the program and giving the banks the power to $ 115 plus GST and the two will act as scouts for U of L entertainment. The conference is an annual gathering select who gets a loan will make it harder for fine arts students to have access of university entertainment coordinators and performers from across Canada to student aid. Let's face it—banks are not likely to consider student artists "a safe Movie Night investment"! Council voted to sponsor, on a cost recovery basis, a Monday Movie Night in SUB 300b. The movies to • Aside from high tuition, student artists must spend exorbitant sums of money be shown are those in limbo between the theatres and the video store, so they'll be up-to-date. All movie-type on art supplies and textbooks. For example, a student in studio paining can treats will be available for $ 1 (or less) and it only costs a $ 1 to get in. Monday Movie Night will begin October expect to spend as much as $800 for supplies during one three month painting 18, 1993. course. Quote ofthe Week: "OOOO EEEEEE—Did you eat yet?" Jason Goodstriker • Barriers such as cost, access to loans/grants, cuts to programs, etc. force many student artists to change their program of studies. Others choose their III nolo/* III note/ • III note/ discipline within the arts, based solely on the cost of supplies. • The study and practice of art is more than a "hobby" or elective pastime. It is an integral part of our society and our culture. YWCA hosts Danica Had enough ? Make Your Mark Q Education By Patti Macdonald Danica's talk is sponsored by the the City of Lethbridge Leisure and Independent Order of Foresters and Human Services Department. iiuidmii I Students Elly Danica, an incest survivor, will give a talk at the YWCA Octo­ ber 20, at 6:30pm. Danica will speak on the issue of the denial of child sexual abuse in means business! communities. Fouryearsago, Danica made a sold-out appearance in Leth­ Management majors are available in the Managemenl Stu­ bridge. IN SECOND dent Programs offic e in E480. Tickets are $4, and are available CONSIDER A Students who have completed at least l(> of the required from the Society for the Prevention MANAGEMENT courses may be eligible tor admission to Management tor of Child Abuse and Neglect. Iheir the 1994 Spring Semester. Apply now! annual general meeting will be held in conjunction with Danica's talk, in PROGRAM PLANNING WORKSHOPS honor of October as Child Abuse Pick up a st hedule tor up( oming Program Planning Work­ Prevention Month. Di d you know the Faculty of Management offers Bach­ shops to help you select courses tor the ll)lM Spring Danica's book, "Don't: A Wom­ elor of Managemenl degrees with majors in Computer Sci­ Semester. Places are limited so phone 52l)-J(> 50 and book an's Word," depicts the horrors of ence, Economics, Mathematics, and Political Science, now ' her own childhood in Saskatchewan along with Ihe traditional Management majors. DATE TO REMEMBER and the abuse she endured by her Alter admission lo the Faculty of Management, you lake the t t father. telephone registration for the l ) )4 Spring Semester < ore Managemenl courses and six courses al the l l Dave Yawney, Executive Direc­ begins Friday, November \1. l ) H. U)()()/4()oo level (or specified courses) in your majoi along tor of the Society said, "Elly's story is one which takes us to the depths of with Management and non-Managemenl electives. despair, but those that have followed INVESTIGATE YOUR OPTIONS' her journey in the past live years since the release of her book know Bro( luiivs listing the requirements foi admission to the that she is an example that healing is Faculty ol Managemenl after the completion of 20 cours possible." es, itn lading liberal arts, and spe< ifk requirements foi all Hum* October 14, 1993

To vote or not to vote, that is the game Political campaigns are revving up to the big day, October 25. The A Fewe Brix Short... by Scott R. Bartlett Meliorist has, in the past few weeks, attempted to publish information that well-informed post-secondary students should use in making a choice for that big "X". Funny thing, though, despite all of the information I've received, all the political crap I've weeded through, and all the candidates I've made a concerted effort to avoid (to no avail), I just can't decide. U-nOW IS font Ate CfWDtOPcTQ The whole election (as usual) is just a mass of lingo, promises, and an N(eS,oM, HV® attempt at "correctness" in order to please special interest groups. But no one—neither lobbyists nor politicians—actually says anything specific, or Aw'i- C0M0N6Y, HoMitfsVv/AL, TrtA*£- even anything new. OKTHOCTX i^ofZftorJ, (&en So. I just may not vote. Initially I felt that I am not politically "aware" enough to make an Pfto Af3ortTioi^ , PW/ - Ser*1iT£ informed choice. So, I became aware, and with fear, I realized that thousand of other members of the electorate who are less informed than Vvtftt? f AIM fit, xs I WILL be voting. So, I've established the idea that my vote counts, and p£o«/\6kttJpa~' that if I don't vote then I can't complain, right? Well, I haven't got enough interest in the pettiness, pompousness, and promises ofthe political sphere most of the time, anyway. Besides, people who decide not to vote are not (2_*S€NT 6? necessarily unconcerned—they may be just satisfied with the way their world is spinning (of course, at a campus level, this justification for student apathy makes me queasy, hut I'll save that for another time). I, like many students, remain optimistic that things CAN change— GjrtouJiKA rv^PS...? even to the betterment of post-secondary students. But somehow, I don't • believe the current campaign and lobbying processes will do it. As for campaigns—a politician is a politician is a politician. They smell different, but they're ail after the same thing—your vote and my vote. 6&& As for lobbying campaigns, we just don't approach them appropri­ ately. What have you done to Make-A-Politician-Aware-Today of the interests of post-secondary students as a whole? Nothing? C And will you feel like you are voting as a student in this election? Not likely. You'll probably feel more like some poor schmuk who has been poked and prodded, shoved and tugged by special interest groups who tear < apart the issues into tiny fragments that they can encourage YOU to '0

The Great AlbertaBetrayal: AL-PAC et al. "A frog does not drink up the pond in does the doctor see what his colleagues though costing well over a billion dol- ious to gel investors in our forests will Northern Alberta survive eco- which he lives." warned him about when they said the lars, was considered sloppy. Three (which until recently were considered nomically?"The concern is valid here, —Teton-Sioux proverb drug was harmful. In this case, the people were killed on the construction useless to pulp industries who, at the bul there are many more responsible. By Leo Brooks ofthe Environmental government is seeking an immediate site ewer the space of only 13 months, time, could nol process our trees), they longer term uses of our natural areas. Resource Centre cure to our failing oil based economy, due to infringements on occupational look the liberty of giving away our There will always be a need for new August 9, 1993 should be consid­ not looking any farther than a four health and welfare regulations. Many province and ils assets. They prom­ paper—unlike most metals and plas­ ered one of the saddest dates in the ised cheap trees and virtually no envi­ tics, paper has a limited recyclable history of Alberta, as this was the day ronmental restraints, as well as ewer a life. Forestry should continue in North­ that the AL-PAC kraft pulp mill com­ billion dollars in loans and loan guar- ern Alberta, yet not for the 25 to 30 menced operations in Northern Al­ antees in taxpayer dollars to multina- year stretches it lakes to write oil a berta. This episode should be seen as a tionals who would sel up plants here, pulp mill. Once the mill has clearcut disgrace to all Albertans, proving lhat Through outright loans and guaran- all it has been allotted, what sections our government has no more responsi­ tees. $320,000 in taxpayer money was ofthe forest thai have regenerated will bility to the people than do the corpo­ used for each new job. This govern- not be suitable for harvesting, and rations which wantonly destroy our ment spending equals about much of the land will be wasted, liter- lands and heritage. Si, 302,880 per job created, which also ally forever. SUSTAIN ABILITY is In the spring of 1990. the govern­ includes the expenses and employ- the key word—using processes to har- ment ignored the recommendations of ment of road making, tree planting, vest a forest lhat allow its ecosystems an Environmental Assessment Review and railway construction. to balance the changes. It has been Hoard comprised of eight independ­ Most would agree thai spending proven in other countries lhat limiting ent members, citizens oi the area, and millions in building a road to a clearcut the block si/.e of the clearcut is not professors of Environmental Science, site that will never be used again alter effective, especially when the toll of who were appointed on a nine-month new trees have been planted is not a roads and erosion have been calcu- study of the project. The review board sound investment.—especially when lated. This article was not written to proposed an all oul halt to the con­ logging practices exist that only use explain new silvicultural techniques, struction ofthe AL-PAC mill (Alberta select trees, cut them and transport only to demand that we make our Pacific—owned almost entirely hy them to roadsides, both leaving the government implement them. All Mitsubishi), at least until a complete forest standing and creating more jobs, equate lo longer term investments of environmental assessment had taken year term, at best. believe the plant was rushed to avoid Alberta's job count is 1/3 to 1/4 the our land and people. place. It also suggested that native Now there are some who have further environmental debate. Once number of jobs as similar forestry in- Another thing most people don't groups in the area should have a say in reached this point and said. "How can completed the plant will employ only duslry projects, from the initial felling realize is that the pulp of the pulp and the final decision, as it was their lands something lhat creates jobs and stimu­ about 440 workers, a mere smattering lo transport to processing for pulp, paper industry has the least number of that may be in the most jeopardy. lates the economy be such a bad deci­ ofthe I8.(KK) who applied, and it will Pulp mills are not only the most irre- jobs available. Paper production em- The premier at the time, Mr. Don sion?" All tree-hugging aside, this still sustain jobs for 7(X) more. sponsible users of our natural re- ploys most workers in the industry, Getty, accepted the review to be taken is nol a viable investment of our re­ Even of the jobs that were created, sources, they are the most inadequate but only 22% of all pulp produced in as a de facto rejection of the mill. Yet sources or money. The AL-PAC mill none of them will show positive divi­ uses of work force possible. Alberla is made into paper here. The somehow not 48 hours later he changed at its peak created 3,000jobs. This was dends for Alberta for many years to This then leads to the question: "If Continued on pogc I 5 his mind, stating that the panel was during its construction, which, al- come. The government was so anx- we shut down all our pulp mills, how influenced by all the negative feed­ back il received and this was reflected in the final report. Was this nol the point of having a panel to assess the c^ operations? That is, is the objective of Dont Ruin Your New Posters With having an evaluation of a given plan

think the Zoo admittance policy is "j think it's fine as is." Question too strict. I don't see why the Zoo Tran Nguyen needs to have such a policy when Pre BA/B.Ed lstyr. other bars in this city aren't so strict of the Week and they don't have a problem." Ho w do you feel about the Zoo Admit­ 'Irish Williams tance Policy? Art and Science 2nd yr. "I of L students, stall, alumni, and invited guests only. Student ID card "I think it sucks. 1 always have to ac­ required." company friends when they come in there and you can't meet anybody there "No problem! 1 remember in PSII, I went because they actually have to come in to the Zoo only to find one of my with you." students from high school in there. This is Savio Baptista not cool. This rule will (should) help Political Science 1st yr. eliminate this problem." Mark Bevan BA/B.Iid 4th yr.

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Mixed Curling Club The first week of curling for the University of Lethbridge Mixed Curling Club has gone into the books. Point totals after Introducing the one entertaining week are as follows:

Rintstones 4 Miss Hits 2 looniE Goof Troop 4 Flailers 2 The Sheets 4 Team Disgruntled 2 Superteam 3.5 Gallstones 2 All Blacks 3 llopps Triples 2 Hackshooters 3 The Blanks 1 OYIC fl 10IIT Ringteasers 2.5 No Shows 0.5 A few pops and great fun was had by all. Anyone interested Begining in curling please contact the executive. We are: Rikki 329- 4617, Mike 329-0453, Scott 380-3097, Stracey 328-4809, Monday, October 18, 1993 Todd 381-6217. See ya'll next Wednesday. Where: SU Ballroom 300B club/ corner • club/ corner Featuring: 7:00 - Honeymoon in Vegas"

Staring Sarah Jessica Parker and 'Prof Profile" Continued from page I Nicholas Cage excellent command of their subject of four faculty, two students, one matter, and demands a comprehen­ senate member, and one alumni as­ sive and coherent understanding of sociation member. They are assigned 9:00 - "A Few Good Men" it from the students. The professor terms of either one, two, or three must also inspire the students to be years and are selected to represent a Staring Jack Nicholson, Tom Cruise, interested enough in the subject wide range of university activities matter lo make them want to learn and faculties. and Demi Moore more and thus think critically about Selections for both semesters are it. Meanwhile the professor must be always made by the previous April. EYERYTIIMG If J I .OO open minded and willing to listen to The honoured professor receives a the students' contributions A dis­ medal and certificate as an official Gigantic popcorn, monstrous chocolate bars, enormous pretzels, almost tinguished teacher must demonstrate "pat on the back" in recognition of bottomless pop, and licorice like you have never seen before. concern for the sludenls' needs and his oi her contributions to the um progress and evaluate them accord­ versity community. 11 .OO GETS YOU IflTO BOTH fflOYIEf ingly: fairly and openly, in line with This year's coinmitee chairman. the course objectives, George Evelyn, Professor of Music, Iii addition, the nominator is ex said that the award recognizes out peeled to obtain no more than three" standing teaching, which is a cornet other letters from at least one student stone ofthe university. He also says and one academic staff member in that a lot of time and thought goes FREE support of these comments. After into the selection ofthe distinguished the complete package is dropped off teacher, and that the decision is made al Ihe President's office (in a sealed solely on the basis of the contents ol envelope) the professor is given Ihe (he dossier. ('omiiiittee members do opportunity to accept or decline the not observe nominees' class per WINGS nomination. The professor is then formance. I Ie concludes that it was a encouraged to submit a dossier in­ difficult choice because there are a cluding studeiil evaluations, course lot of outstanding teachers on cam VEGGIES AND FRIES outlines and syllabi, reading lists, pus (a fact that needs to be reiterated and examinations. After this pains over and over again), but a choice taking task is completed, it is the had to be made. OR FREE PIZZA responsibility of the Distinguished Evelyn has jusl concluded his two leaching Award ( oniniittec lo wade year stint as committee chair and through this information and make a now stands aside for the new chair. decision Ihe committee, which is Chris llosgood ofthe History De­ CALL PIZZA 73 381 -73-73 appointed by the president, consists part ment. October 14, 1993 the Meliorist 1

Helping students stay health By Kathy Roth RN, B.N. Student Health Centre for more information • Cut broccoli into large pieces; peel stems melted. Stir in flour until smooth; whisk in Now that Thanksgiving has past, we've or just to peruse the cookbooks for nutritious, and quarter lengthwise. Cut into 3-inch pieces. milk until smooth. Microwave on high for 5 to overindulged to the point of exploding, and easy, economical, and tasty recipes. In large pot of boiling water, cook broccoli for 7 minutes or until thickened, whisking after 2 we are feeling somewhat guilty for our nutri­ 2 to 3 minutes or until tender-crisp; drain well. minutes and then every minute. tional faux pas (I know—I shouldn't project Place in ungreased 12x8 inch (2L) baking •Stir in mozzarella cheese and I tbsp ofthe my feeling as guilt onto others!), I'll address dish. Parmesan cheese until melted. Add pepper to this column to healthy eating. • In saucepan, melt margarine over me­ taste. Arrange turkey on top of broccoli; pour "Canada's Guidelines for Healthy Eating" dium-low heat; stir in flour until smooth. cheese sauce over and spread evenly. Sprinkle are intended to promote overall health while Whisk in milk; cook, stirring frequently, until with remaining Parmesan cheese, and paprika reducing the risk of developing nutrition- thickened. Add mozzarella cheese and 1 tbsp to taste. related diseases like cancer and heart disease. ofthe Parmesan cheese; stir until melted. Add Cover with waxed paper; microwave on There's nothing difficult about healthy eat­ pepper to taste. medium-high (70%) power for 5 to 8 minutes ing. It's simply a common-sense approach to • Arrange turkey on top of broccoli; pour or until heated through. Let stand for 2 to 3 food that is easy to live with, once you get cheese sauce over and spread evenly. Sprinkle minutes. used to it... with remaining Parmesan cheese, and paprika —Enjoy a variety of foods, to taste. Bake, covered, in 350°F( 180°C) oven Makes 5 servings. —Emphasize cereals, breads, other grain MAKE-AHEAD TURKEY DIVAN for 25 minutes. Uncover and bake for 5 min­ / products, vegetables, and fruits, utes longer or until hot and bubbling. Join the elitists on the hill... —Choose lower fat dairy products, leaner 1 hunch broccoli 1 meats, and foods prepared with little or no fat, 2 tbsp soft margarine 25 mL Microwave Method: then come work for —Achieve and maintain a healthy body 1/4 cup all-purpose Hour 50 mL • In 12x8 inch (3L) microwaveable dish, the Meliorist... weight by enjoying regular physical activity 2 cups milk 500 mL cover broccoli plus 2 tbsp water with vented for nothing. shredded part-skim milk 175 mL and healthy eating, and 3/4 cup plastic wrap; microwave on high power for 4 mozzarella —Limit salt, alcohol, and caffeine. to 6 minutes or until tender-crisp. Drain and 0 2 tbsp freshly graled Parmesan chee se 25 mL TjLTi)@Or® § Gn)© 0B(J®OQO With healthy eating in mind, here is a Pepper set aside. recipe that tastes great, and will also help to 12 oz sliced cooked turkey OR chit kcn375 g • In 4 cup microwaveable bowl, microwave note® m use up that left-over turkey. Drop into the Paprika margarine on high for 10 seconds or until

S.U. NEEDS STUDENTS FOR THE FOLLOWING POSITIONS:

• CHIEF RETURNING OFFICER • DEPUTY RETURNING OFFICER

APPLICATIONS TO BE DROPPED OFF AT S.U. OFFICES BY OCTOBER 21, 1993

•liEliEFFIFfrlil Funding Education

• The federal government transfers funds to the provinces and territo­ ries to help finance post-secondary education.

• Federal transfer payments account for a large portion of revenue spent on higher education in Canada. For example, in Nova Scotia, transfer payments account for 72% of revenue spent on higher-educa­ tion, in Ontario for 68%, in Manitoba transfer payments make up 76% and in British Columbia, 67%.

• Since 1986, the government has cut $6.8 billion in federal transfer payments to provinces and territories.

• These cuts mean that provinces and territories have less revenue to spend on post-secondary education.

• The revenue shortage has created a funding crisis for post-secondary institutions.

• Federal government policy trickles down to you in the form of: • ever-increasing tuition fees • fewer available courses • larger classes • decreased resources for research nadequate library facilities • enrolment caps • deteriorating buildings, etc. Had enough? Make Your Mark Q Education «t.M.I.IM.lulJiU.I.Ul.lf.' Stucleuts 8 the Meliorist October 14 , 1993

Program manager takes Zoo off SU ^^ ^^ nneiHnn iII. i•s ihone ...di .i,..tha(t Beech'n,»,v-iis\ npnnlpeoplpe like BeecReech invnlvpinvolvedH . SU and pub management concurs. position, n is nupcu mm ^v. t t jus. fine "The Zoo serves approximately extensive involvement in various I his pub has incredible potential Recently, SU created one third of the student population fields ofthe music business will help for greater success and having the position of Pub Pro- and it is taking up too much time and lo continue the quality and amount Simon on board will contribute a gram Manageanagertodealwitr h effort from other activities around ofentertainmenl available al the Zoo. great deal to achieving success," an increased pubenterlain- the campus," says Stewart. "The Pub manager Mike Pyne is ex- said Pyne. ment schedule. Both SU creation of Pub Program manager cited about this added autonomy Most of the entertainment that the and Zoo management feel will free up resources which can be from SU. He notes that the pub will pub has offered since September that the time has come for applied elsewhere on campus." always get its mandate and operat- was arranged before Beech filled the Zoo to handle its own SU wasted no time in filling the ing parameters from SU. Pyne be- the pub programmer position, so entertainment affairs. The position. Simon Beech, owner of the lieves that greater operating au- students will have to look in the reason for such a change is noted eclectic record store. The tonomy will translate into greater weeks to come to see what Beech that SU believes that the Discory, has been chosen to fill the success for the pub, especially with has in store for the Zoo. duties of programming en- tertainment, which used to By Rob Tkachuk be the responsibility of SU's VP ORJ note/ • ORf note/ • ORI note/ The increasingly popular Stu­ Activities, have gown to the point Notes from the Meeting of dent's Union pub is starting to be­ where it is monopolizing the time ORS Executive come more of an autonomous entity and resources ofthe VP, and SU's October 3, 1993-6:00 pm from Students' I 'nion. and that suits VP Administration, Brian Stewart Security Two security officers, Toby Stevens and Gord Mel vin. slopped by to answer any security-related questions. They said that security will try to ensure open communications with ORS this year, and a number of officers will attend meetings throughout the year. Councillors are frequently called in before security needs to take any action. The security officers said students tend to respond bettei to fellow students. Residence Assistants (RA's) apparendy have a good history of handling immediate problems without needing security involvement. Councillors reminded one another that noise complaints and the like should be directed at RA's, not to security. Councillors should encourage students to go to them for assistance first. ZOO Pub Manager Mike Pyne spoke on a few Zoo issues as they relate to residence students. There is the possibility of establishing a buddy system for under-age students living in rez. Once approved by the Alberta Liquor Control Board, section assistants or other volunteers may pair up with students aged 17 in order to attend Zoo events. It would be the responsibility ofthe older buddy to ensure that the younger one absolutely did not drink. Breach of this policy would result in a year-long ban from the Zoo for both parties. The whole point is that the Zoo belongs to the entire student body—17-year-olds included. Pyne explained SU's corporate sponsorship program and the loss of Moosehead from the Zoo. "We are supporting businesses that support us as a university community." Pyne said. Rez days are Saturdays. The Zoo will host special events for residence students. 150 tickets to the Waltons were reserved for ORS members. A similar policy may be followed in the future. Northwestern College of Chiropractic Pyne encouraged rez councillors to encourage students to respect Zoo property. In the month of September is now accepting applications for its next three entering classes. alone, $3000 was spent on replacement glassware. This is higher than some other bars in Lethbridge, and it is becoming a pressing concern. The Zoo cannot afford it, and has not budgeted for such expenses. (April 1994, September 1994, January 1995) Pancakes About 55 rezzers attended the pancake breakfast on Sunday. October 3. A brilliant Battle ofthe Sections General requirements at time ofentr}' include: event arose out of it, too—Frisbee Pancakes. Yes, those very pancakes left over from Sunday's event will be • Approx. 2-3 years of college in a a life or health science degree program. seen again! Councillors promise not to re-use the left-over sausages, though. • A minimum G.P.A. of 2.5. A more competitive G.P.A. is favored. Morning Checks • A personal interest in a career as a primary care physician. RAD's were encouraged to do morning checks for damage (and puke) in addition to evening checks, especially between Thursday and Sunday. Northwestern offers'. WOW • A professional school of 500 students with student faculty ratio of 12:1. WOW events were never passed through council, nor budgeted for. They were recently added into the budget • A well-rounded education in Basic and Clinical Sciences, Diagnosis, X-ray, to the tune of $1,900. and Chiropractic. Goals & Expectations • Full accreditation by North Central Association of Colleges and Schools Each R A and committee chair is to submit, by October 12th, a list of objectives and expectations for the year. and the Council on Chiropractic Education. Small groups will go over these together at a later date. Quite the Quote: "There was puke in the stairwell. No chunks."—Jennifer Yakimchuk. (Ed. note: Would thai be sloppy seconds, or do you need chunks for that?) Call: 1-800-888-4777 or Confiscations - Write: Director of Admissions 1. One water gun. Green. Small, but dangerous. 2501 West 84th Street, Minneapolis, M\ 55431 2. One bottle of vodka. Clear. Nol lo be used in conjunction with water guns. ORI note/ • ORI note/ • ORI note/

Access at a Glance Aboriginal Students <2 c '6 O" The Canadian Federation of Students recognizes that access to post-secondary Welcome to O education is an inherent aboriginal/treaty right which has been constitutionally entrenched. VEGGIES VEGGIE! Q Further, education for Aboriginal and Treaty post-secondary students has been "pre-paid" through the surrender of lands and resources generated from the Q Aboriginal students have a right to access funding that ensures the opportunity and (Q to participate in, and complete, a quality post-secondary education which reflects c (0 the lifestyle and needs of aboriginal communities. Nutritious Drinks —*. The federal government is abdicating its responsibility for ensuring that aborigi­ o nal students have the opportunity to attend college and university. - Located at the S.U. Food Court O 3 >s < • In 1989, the federal government changed the Post-Secondary Student - Opens Ocl. 12, 1993 o Support Program, which provided total assistance to status/treaty Indians and E c Inuit students. The program now covers tuition, but limits support tor travel and o living expenses to the official length of the program. •— a • These program limits leave bands and councils, which administer the pro­ Between Oct. 12-Oct. 16 • The Post-Secondary Student Support Program does not assist non-status d) rp Indians and Metis students. With purchace of $3.00 or more E (D The Federation believes that federal policy must recognize the need for aborigi­ will recieve 1 Large Coke -Absolutely Free. o nal peoples to control services such as native education, native child welfare and c native justice. Had enough ' n Make Your MaikH Kducalion SEE YOU THEN! Canadian l«"4?clci-aiti«»ii ol 2S1II

Hotdog buns make bad ball gloves."

—Spectator of an ALCS championship game

Key hockey season kicks off for Horns

I. By Quentin Taylor UnrversityofRegdna This team heller learn how to win soon because from the sounds Once again, the 58th version of the CanadaWest season will be a hotly contested one. of it, athletics at the 11 of R may soon he a faint memory. After three With the Regina Cougars appearing to be the team to beat in the conference, it will again promising seasons, coach Bill Liskowich and his pucksters have come down to who is playing hot around playoff time. Three-time defending conference absolutely nothing to show for it. 'They will have to lose their title as champions Alberta Golden Bears will be tough as usual and could once again prove to be CanadaWest chokers before anybody lakes Ihem seriously anymore. the Cougars' nemesis. COUGARu Although they should finish first in the regular season (again), look for Ihem to make an early exit out oi the post-season. Unfortunately, coaching is the Cougs' problem, nol talent. Projected finish: 22-4-2 6. 2. Alberta Golden Bears Like Ihe Dinosaurs and the Pronghorns. the They are always in it aren't they? The CANADA WEST Manitoba Bisons are also oi playoff potential. Bears are looking for their fourth straight and The hig question mark for the Bisons will depend 39lh all-time CanadaWest championship ihis on how they deal with the loss of their two top season. Todd Goodwin and Terry Degner HOCKEY scorers. Ryan Campbell and Pryce Wood. will lead the offensive unit while Mike Moore Campbell is their biggest loss in that he is Ihe and Stan Marplae will anchor the defense. Bisons' all-time leading scorer. Add lo lhat Ihe The Bears have lost key players in lowering GO HORNS! graduation of defenseman Paul Thompson, and defenseman Cory Cross as wel I as defenseman lhat leaves coach Mike Sirant with some mighty big shoes to till. Serge Lajoic, hut in usual Alberta fashion, they have two well- Freshman Sean Yakamishian will help Sirant fill Ihe void left by Wood adjusted second year defensemen—Mark Goodkey and Daryn Krywko who both stand 6'3 and and Campbell. Grant Osier will help lead this team to what Sirant hopes will be a playoff birth. 215 pounds. The Bears' question mark, as usual, is at the goaltending position. Brian Harley. On defense, the Bisons are as tough as any team in the conference, and they'll show il. but Scott Ironside, and Derek Shybunka have all had their share of inconsistency in the past, and lhat without the fire power they had last season, il could mean a lot of one-goal losses. Jusl ask the may hurl Ihe Bears down the road. Pronghorns about lhal. Projected finish: 20-6-2 Projected finish: 12-12-4 3. The Huskies have lost possibly one of Iheir best players of all time 7. UBC Thunderbirds in Wade Bucsis, but retain the services of Brad McGinnis and Brian Nice place to go to school, but I wouldn't want lo play there. The T- Purdy. Former Pronghorns head coach Dave Adolph replaces Brent Birds have had their share oi underachieving in the not-so-distant past. McEwen who is now coaching in Europe. The Huskies return a solid Some high expectations have led to dejection in Ihe land of soccer and defense and will and have a solid 1-2 combination at the goaltending rugby. However, they can rest easy now because no one expects position. Among some new faces are those of forward I )uane Maruschak anything from them this year. Coach Mike Collin is in his third year as and goalie Travis Laycock. who will back up Mike Langdon. Although the head man but lillle has happened, in the standings anyway, lo prove Adolph describes Maruschak as "a good prospect who can handle the lhal this program is becoming competitive again. The T-Birds will have puck and really skaie." he has not been able to crack the lop Ihree line. That should tell you how to be their usual tough selves at home this season because they have deep this learn really is. never been a very good road team. Projected finish: 18-7-3 Projected finish: 6-20-2 4. Calgary Dinosaurs Will "I-only-have-three-minutes-for-you" Desjardins has had his share of problems in the past with teams not playing lo their 8. Brandon Bobcats potential. This year, however, they'd heller play lo their potential or it The Bobcats are on the right track. They've cleaned up a program that may he a long season for the Dinos. The Dinos losl a lot oi their was in dire need of some house cleaning. However, they aren'l quile toughness in Lyle Strom, Jim Wheatcroft, and Kevin Hei/.e. Thai loss ready to be competitive in the CanadaWest. Out ofthe thirteen first year may be hard on some of the new young guns, especially Jason Krywlak. players they had in camp last year, only half of them were good enough who led all others in WHL scoring lasl season. Although Krywlak to make the squad this season. The Cals have 18 first and second year should get his share of goals, he may find it difficult to avoid the hard players and an almost non-exislenl veteran corps. But things are turning hilling oi the CanadaWest wilhoul having some tough players to take ihe place of Strom. around in Bobcat land as there is a new-found interest in Bobcats hockey Wheatcroft, and Hei/.e. There will be a lot of teams racing lor a playoff spot, and unless the I >inos in Ihe community and thai can only mean brighter days ahead. win early, they may just miss 'em. Projected finish: 3-24-1 Projected finish 15-10-3 5. Lethhridge Pronghorns This could be the Year of the Horn for Pronghorn hockey fans. The Horns' nine year absence from the playoffs could end ifa number oi things happen. First of all, the Horns, although deeper than in the past, will have lo stay healthy. Secondly, ihey cannot go through any slides like they have been prone to do in the past. And finally, goals, Access at a Glance goals, and more goals. The Horns will have to score a lot of goals to Part-time and Mature Students make up for some inexperience on defense. The Horns will be a powerful offensive team. With the return of such players as Ellerman, The faces of university and college students are changing. No longer is McKechnie. Gatto, Nicol. Hastman. along wilh rookie Jarrett Zukiwsky. this team should score the population only made up of the traditional, young, full-time, student. a bunch, and they'd heller. Zukiwsky has been a welcome sight for new coach Mike Babcock. Zukiwsky has led the Horns in scoring during the exhibilion season and was heavily recruited • Part-time university enrolment has doubled between 1972 and 1990. by several schools in the CanadaWest. Babcock'S intense style of coaching should help in the In 1992/93 part-time students represented 35.6% of total university late-goings of games. A problem last year foi the Horns as seven of iheir first ten losses came enrolment. by just one goal. • Women represent 64% of the part-time undergraduate student popu­ Projected finish: 14-12-2 lation; and 61% of part-time college students.

• Students choose to go to school at an older age for many reasons. These students often have family responsibilities and/or jobs, and require • li E C flexibility in the programs offered at universities and colleges. • Cuts to federal transfer payments affecting post-secondary education have not allowed institutions to expand methods in which courses are offered. For example, mature and part-time students benefit from week­ end and evening classes, instructional television, summer courses and WINGS correspondence courses. • Presently, less than one percent of Canada's 300,000 part-time stu­ VEGGIES AND FRIES dents use the Canada Student Loans Program (CSLP). • CSLP for part-time students is inadequate—it has a ceiling of $2,500 a year, and the loan must be repaid within two years, starting thirty days OR FREE PIZZA after the loan is received. While the government has made election promises to improve these provisions, no formal commitment has been made- Had enough? Make Your MarkQ Education CALL PIZZA 73 381-73-73 < ;»n;i(li;m Federation »!' Students 10 ihe Meliorist October 14, 1993

C.W.U.A.A. Overall Standings Two Pronghorns seriously TKAM W-L-T QV QA £I£ 4 4-0-0 19 6 8 to divulge information at this time. Regina hurt in weekend wreck 48 29 13 By Quentin Taylor and was treated for a broken leg, The accident occurred 4 km west lethbridge 9 6-2-1 Two University of Lethbridge soc­ fractured ribs, and a punctured lung. of Sparwood, B.C. It is thought that Manitoba 1 5-2-1 30 20 10 cer players were seriously injured in Rimmer's injuries were more se­ Colinson was driving at the time Alberta 9 6-3-0 53 34 12 a single vehicle accident over the rious as he suffered bad neck and when the vehicle they were riding in Brandon 6 2-3-1 22 21 5 Thanksgiving weekend. head injuries. Rimmer was flown to failed to negotiate a sharp corner. Calgary 9 3-4-2 36 44 8 Colin Colinson and Matt Rimmer Calgary by the STARS helicopter. The vehicle hit the ditch and flipped Saskatchewan 6 2-4-0 17 20 4 were both in the vehicle at the time, Sparwood RCMP are still investi­ several times before coming to a UBC 5 1-4-0 23 23 2 and both sustained serious injuries. gating the accident and have come to stop. Road conditions at the time Schedule: Colinson was taken to Cranbrook some conclusions but are not ready were described as "bare and dry." October 15 lethbridge at Manitoba T N ] Calgary at Saskatchewan Brandon at Regina Alberta at UBC If Nicholson wins her appeal, she documentation that I had. I did make October 16 some mistakes." will be reinstated as SA president. Lethbridge at Manitoba LCC prez flunks out During the meeting in which the Since the motion of non-confi­ By Tara LMder Nicholson took last May. Approxi­ non-confidence vote was raised, both dence was passed, Vice-President Calgary at Saskatchewan On Monday. October 4, Leth­ mately $200 was recorded incor­ Nicholson and Jenson were able to Merkl has been acting as President. Brandon at Regina bridge Community College Student rectly, and some personal items were present issues and opinions, and the Alberta at UBC Association president Joy Nicholson listed under incorrect expense cat­ meeting was handled in relative or­ lost a vote of non-confidence initi­ egories. derliness. Spokane, Washington ated from accusations of alleged Included in the items listed incor­ Nicholson has the opportunity to misuse of student association funds. rectly were such things as a 15-pack defend herself before an appeal com­ The motion, brought up by Anna of cigarettes and a lighter, and an mittee, which will convene when a International Judo Tournament Jenson. Financial Co-ordinator of extra $ 144 which was spent on food letter is presented from Nicholson to Senior Men the Students Association, and sec­ and listed under travel costs. Some the Judicial Review Committee. The 1. Jody Mishima -60 kg Gold onded by Vice-President Dana doubling of expenses also was re­ appeal committee will consist of two 2. Paul Whishaw -65 kg Gold University of Lethbridge Merkl, raised questions regarding corded. Accommodation expenses students from the college commu­ 3. Troy Rurukawa -65 kg Silver the ability of Nicholson to act as were recorded inaccurately as well. nity, two officers, two faculty mem­ 4. Mark Iwaasa -78 kg Gold president. In her defense, Nicholson stated, bers, and two members of the sup­ 5. Brian Pupp -86 kg Silver The alleged misappropriation of "the trip did not go as planned. I was port staff. It is not certain whether 6. Jim Morris -86 kg Silver University of Lethbridge funds occurred during a trip to an ignorant of the correct procedure. I Nicholson will be liable for the mis­ 7. Brad ? +95 kg Silver Hdmonton conference which did the best that I could with the appropriated funds if the appeal fails. Women 8. Penny Wyld -56 kg Gold University of Lethbridge 9. Nicole McCoy -56 kg Bronze 10. Annie Kwong -48 kg Bronze FREE 11. Jennifer Otami -66 kg Gold 12. Helen Frankum -66 kg Bronze 13. Jennie Rae ? -66 kg Silver Lethhridge Judo Club 14. Shelley Taylor -52 kg Silver WINGS Kondziolka is key to more VEGGIES AND FRIES than U of L swim hopes By Kari Macdonald ise in a great follow-up season to OR FREE PIZZA The 1993-94 swim season has their 92-93 success. begun and the Horns are set deep in Swimmers have had exceptional the training mode. This season's results and expectations are high for teams have a new coach, Bill Barton, this season. CALL PIZZA 73 381-73-73 formerly of the LASC. Returning The rookie line-up holds the prom­ veterans Aaron Berg, Justin ise of great things to come for every Welbourn, and Jeff Bath show prom- team. This year is no exception in Access at a Glance the pool. Newcomer to the swim team, Dean Kondziolka, is by no International Students means a rookie. There is a broad support in academic, political and business circles for the "Kondo" transferred from the participation of international students at Canadian colleges and universi­ University of California, Berkley, in ties. January 1993, to swim under coach FRENCH TUTOR Barton. Kondziolka and Barton Many barriers face international students in Canadian colleges and worked together previously in universities. Missisauga for 8 years, and the re­ sults were outstanding. With the two • In the absence of national standards, differential tuition fee policies vary among the provinces. teaming up again at the U of L, the OFFERING PERSONALIZED potential is enormous. • In 1992/93, tuition for international students was as high as $7,140 for Presently, Kondziolka is ranked a single year of undergraduate arts study; and as much as $11,500 for one ASSISTANCE WITH FRENCH first in Canada and eighth in the year in the graduate program. world in the 50m freestyle and sec­ ond in (Canada in the 100m freestyle. • In 1991, the government implemented a visa processing fee which was X STUDIES A subsequently increased to $100. I Ie is currently pictured on the cover the September issue of Swim maga­ • The rules governing access to health care for international students zine and his is a face that's going to vary from province to province—some students are eligible for public PLEASE CONTACT: become a common sight in the near insurance free of charge, while others must take out costly private future. coverage, even though they pay income tax while working in Canada. MICHELE PARENT, RN. Kondziolka is 21 years old and is • In order to improve access to post-secondary education for interna­ 328-9108 just now exploring the foreground tional students, federal and provincial governments must work together to of success on the international swim create a coherent national policy. This policy should address issues such scene. As the only Canadian to place as student authorization regulations, work regulations, visa processing in the medals at bolh the 1'lSl I (lames time, differential fees, health care regulations, etc. ^ -RATES NEGOTIABLE and the Pan Pacific Games, the lu Hod enough ? -DISCOUNT FOR STUDENTS lure holds more lhan promise for Make Your MarkQ Education Dean Kondziolka and Ihe Prong $ < '2iii:i«liiin w II horn swim program, October 14, 1993 the Meliorisl

The day the King came back By Richard Amery making it impossible for the multi they have been replaced with Iain ter coming from Skaface and Kon existing one, with the addition of a tudes (even those who were not fans McNally and Anton Cooke, the Iat- Kan. They are also busy looking for new song entitled "Brand New A revamped King Apparatus re­ of Ska music) not a better record label. Al­ Brian." They intend to re-record turned to play Lethbridge last Thurs­ to enjoy them­ though Raw Energy some ofthe others to get rid of some day night. As always, the Toronto selves. records has served them of the glitches in the music. The based Ska band played to an enthusi­ The Strong well for the past five band agrees that the existing "Mar­ astic crowd. Physical tour, on years, the band feels that bles" is "incomplete." Despite Ihis. They began with "Non Stop Drink­ which they have it is time to move on. They they agree that the music is more ing," from their first album, and the been since the re­ have not chosen their new sonically and texturally diverse than throngs took to the dance floor. Their lease of "Marbles" label yet but are search­ their first album. This is because il set included the standards from their in July, has taken ing for one that will offer was recorded in six weeks rathei first album like "Made for TV" and King Apparatus them some stability: one than the two weekends. "Marbles", "Buy our Stuff," but concentrated .around Ontario and that, according to Murray recorded with producer and engi­ mainly on songs from their most Quebec universi­ "will further us more." neer Everret Ravestein, has not only recent album Marbles, among them ties, stateside Upon the completion helped them to grow but has been their latest single "Strong Physical clubs, and finally of their tour in Decem­ invaluable in crafting their sound. Urge" (the namesake of their cur­ Western Canada. ber, King Apparatus in­ Meanwhile, for those who don't rent tour). They have had a tends to start recording a know about Ska music: it is based in Singer Chris Murray, bassist Mitch busy couple of brand new "Marbles" at reggae but has been strongly influ­ Girio, guitarist Sam Tallo. organist months. King Ap­ Chalet studios in enced by rock n' roll and even punk. Mark LeBoudais, new rhythm gui­ paratus recently Chris Murray of King Apparatus. Claremont, Ontario. The Either way. it provides a very enjoy­ tarist Iain McNally, and new drum­ saw the departure Photo by Richard Amery new "Marbles" is still in able evening for it's listeners, espe­ mer Anton Cooke exhibited a tre­ of guitarist J.C. Orr the planning stages but cially when the band is King Appa­ mendous amount of energy on stage and drummer Brian Christopher will essentially be the same as the ratus. Garage Warz II—Round By Richard Amery looking for a record deal. music they like to hear so they will pens. The band members have set­ ance. When writing (their music is a Time Out, the Pricks and Oh Zee Calgary based band the Pricks know what to play the next ti me they tled in Lethbridge to do seasonal collaborative effort), lyricist Paul Urn were the combatants in the third played next. They didn't play dance play the Zoo. construction work and the like, but would like to leave the listener with round of Garage Warz II. music, although some of those Oh Zee Urn has been working they would like to eventually make a a message: something to think about The first band, Time Out, shocked present did dance. They played all of hard in the garage for the past six living off of their music. As for what and look up to. While we will have to Zoo patrons once again by playing their own music (with the exception months with their current line-up of they sound like, it is difficult to say. wait for their return to hear their dance music. I hate dance music, (I ofthe first song), which is not quite Paul, guitarists Greg Blankenship However their late 60's and 70's originals. Paul is confident that the heard that they play dance music 24 alternative, but more in the hard rock and Jimmy Neil, drummer Jamie influences do come through They songs are strong enough to succeed hours a day in hell), and considered vein. I enjoyed this band—I love a Naay, and bassist Jeff Mehr. They've did a superb job of covering their even if there is a lot of competition running, screaming into traffic. But good melody as much as the next just recently left the garage (this was songs, whetting my appetite for more out there. Paul said, "You have to rely on your own stuff to get you I must be objective, after all the person. While the Pricks are not their first gig) to play in the Leth­ of their music, and once again the through." masses liked it (all 150 of those nearly as heavy sounding as SNFU, bridge area, just to see what hap- masses seem to enjoy their perform­ present). I found that they were reminiscent of The group played their own in- them. Andy, their singer, has been struments, which is a plus for a dance with the band for a year and sings band. Guitarist Johnny Portella well, and guitarist Tom, formerly of DISCOVE. played soulful solos on a plethora of Ninth Configuration is very melodic, covers by (gag me) Madonna, (I and a pleasure to listen too. In the may puke) Boy Crazy and (please!! background lurks an excellent have mercy) Snap, but especially on rhythm section in bassist Doug and Audition Music their originals. The original pieces drummer Trevor, were all right, even the ballads, al- These guys are not an angry band though they very nearly put me to (They say that they don't have a lot SPECIALIZING IN LASER VIDEODISCS & CDs sleep. Keyboardist Steve Cicmain to be angry about.) They are influ- OPEN MON-SAT 10:00am lo 7:()()pm replicated thecovers well and proved enced by I logweiner, Kentucky Pried on Iheir originals that he is a decent Children (that's what they said, non- pianist. Drummer Alex Bethlehem est), Abba and Star Trek. Nobody seems to be the mastermind behind knows how their songs are written, RENTALS & SALES Time Out .and provided a strong other than getting together and argu- danceable rhythm. Meanwhile the ing for a while, however six of them IN-STORE "CD. LISTENING BAR" singing of Seline Badel could defi appear on a demo tape that is avail- nitely be improved. On Stage, all able in and around Calgary. Ihey 317 B - 7TH ST. SOUTH 329-6116 was quiet as Badel seemed to be the say that they were featured in Sassy only one with signs of life up there, magazine's cute band alert, but they Bethlehem says that they are more were probably lying. Ihey have no of a recording band anyway. plans for the future other than get- MGM *S.: But what impressed me about this ting more beei (which they probably group was the fad that Ihey have don't need) and world domination, £&> A only been together for four months They would like to say that ihey like &* ™ WALL DECOR (even though Bethlehem and Chixdiggit, Field Day and tiS ^9 \4 309A 5th Street South Cicmain have been co writers for Wagbeard. Ihe Pricks will most .*s*v Lethbridge, Alberta T1J 2B4 ss the past seven years). Surprisingly, likely will be back here when we they didn't sound like a train wreck, least expect it. 328-0923 indeed this was only their first gig. Ihe final band of the evening was , , , music aside, 1 respect a band thai Oh Zee Um. Although they have a 'ivfi: LjA'Ki.f'i'S r'-i os'T r'Ji.S-'iL>p i^ro'iii\// will play their originals right away, whole slack of originals, they chose FREE $50.00 This 1 ethbridge band, influenced by to play the music of bands like April DRY MOUNTING Richard Marx, Paula Abdul, Ma Wine. Alice Cooper, REM, Black BRING IN THIS COUPON AND WE PHOTOS WILL FRAME (WITH METAL ART PRINT donna, and Loverboy, has already Sabbath, and even Spinal Tap. Singei BRING IN ANY 2 8X10 OR SMALLER MOULDING OF YOUR CHOICE) ANY PURCHASE ONE FINE ART POSTER completed a demo and plan to record Wade Paul said that the) were test PHOTOS AND WE WILL POSTER UP TO 30" X 40" FOR $50 00 AT REGULAR PRICE AND RECIEVE A others. Ihey are in the process of ing the crowd lo see what kind ol PROFESSIONALLY MOUNT THEM (PRY MOUNT AND REGULAR GLASS. SECOND ONE FREE (MUST BE OF ONT() FOAM( :< )RE SUITABLE FOR VALUE $9000) EQUAL OR LESSER VALUE) FRAMING. 12 the Meliorisl October 14 , 1993

Moliere's Imaginary Invalid "a classic tale with a creative twist" By Kim McNeill Stanley here at the U of L, is the first old goat consumed by his illnesses. and performances, the play itself had However, these are the bugs that production staged by the Depart- The audience reacted with boister­ weak spots. At times the pace was work themselves out after opening, The Imaginary Invalid opened ment of Dramatic Arts this year. ous, knee-slapping laughter at his plodding and there was a noticeable and the play will only become Friday, October 8, to a large and It is a charming and comical love gestures, antics and impeccably well- lack of direction in some scenes. stronger in its subsequent runs. responsive audience. The play, writ- story with some inventive turns of timed line delivery. L.J. Richard de­ Leslie Robinson-Greene should be The Imaginary Invalid is a de­ ten by Moliere and adapted by Milles fate. Moliere creates a web of co- livered a strong performance in the commended for her creative and lightful comedic piece, whose char­ Malleson, and directed by Sara nundrums that involve a scheming difficult and important role of apropos set design, unfortunately acters will charm audiences with wife, deceitful law­ Toinette, the maid. The remainder there were occasions when it wasn't their quirks. Jason Burns' perform­ yer, doe-eyed daugh­ of the supporting cast gave solid used effectively. There were several ance shouldn't be missed and is well ter, leather-clad love performances, notably Geoff Lacny moments lost to the audience be­ worth the ticket price. If you've got interest and a clever and Mike Durrani as a farcical fa- cause the action was hidden at a far the midterm blues, this is the way to but manipulative ther-and-son-doctor duo, as well as end ofthe set. The ending ofthe play cure them. The Imaginary Invalid maid. It's a classic Sharon I loloboff with her fabulously was also somewhat disappointing as runs nightly at 8pm in the Experi­ 'Rtfr. iMAQWWRy I9WALI>t ncloitts October 14, 1993 the Meliorist 13

remaining two million tonnes annu- noted here that dioxins are chemicals ally is shipped to Japan, where they which accumulate in living tissue. They You, too, can be a forced produce fax paper for us at the cosl don't gel cleaned out. By the time a of ahout $5,2(X) a tonne. Native American, such as a member of Think about the logic in Ihis: we the Famous Luhicon band, hasealen ten sell the trees for Ihe pulp at 2S lo 54 fish from the Peace River, upon which pregnancy volunteer cents acuhic meter. It takes ahout six he/she is dependent, she/lie has absorbed should be illegal must obviously pregnancy volunteer should also be cubic meters of wood to create a conceivably all of the dioxin content of By Victoria Filanovsky believe that it's fine for a person to able to sustain a fetus until birth or a tonne oi pulp. Daishowa is polen- those ten fish. The fact of the matter is During the recent Life Chain be forced to continue a pregnancy spontaneous abortion, whichever Hatty making at least $J,50t) per that a Lubicon will more likely eat over March, which attempted to make a comes first. tonne of fax paper sold to Canada, a hundred fish in a year—thousands in a statement about abortion, about 500 against her will even when doing so and they are using OUR trees to lifetime—and the government eonsid- people, including some University may not be in her best interest. It Who would become a forced preg­ make it! Doesn't a more sensible crs 30 parts of dioxin per trillion in fish of Lethbridge students whom I know, seems that if one believes ina forced nancy volunteer? Anyone found to option seem to be lo build more a safe level. That Native American, lhal walked with placards to protest legal pregnancy for someone else then be protesting legal abortion by such paper-making plants in Northern citizen of Canada, may run Ihe risk of abortion. surely, for consistency, one must acts as marching against it will have Alberta, owned by our country, em- having three parts of dioxin per billion It occurred to me that these fine believe in forced pregnancy for one­ his or her name put on a computer ploying our people, for our needs? Is in his/her body every year from eating folks would like to make abortion self. list. When a women is aborted, a the scenario explained here called food out ofthe river that has fed his/her illegal. A brief glance at USA drug In that lies my proposed solution. random name will be selected by a trade, or is it proof of a government people for centuries, statistics indicates that there are more Let those persons who believe in fair method from all the listed forced who can't provide a suitable There is not argument on the positive people who annually use illegal drugs forced pregnancy be forced into be­ pregnancy volunteers. At that time economy for its people? side of a pulp mill: the bad simply out- than women who have legal abor­ ing pregnant. Those who are against that person will be promptly im­ Now after considering the global weighs the good. WE MUST NOT LET tions during the same year. It seems such measures will be protected from pregnated. Viola! The woman gets effects on stripping 30% ofthe north- THIS ABOMINABLE PRACTICE that making things illegal never made being forced into being pregnant. her abortion and the fetus gets a ern forests that we have "leased" to CONTINUE. I am now proposing five them go away. Furthermore, mak­ So what am I proposing? Fetal chance to potentially develop until a handful of multi-nationals, we must easy things that every one must do lo ing abortion illegal would force the transplants from a body of a woman birth. uncover some of the pollution hor- ensure a heller future for our Mother and majority ofthe population, who be­ who wants an abortion to the body of Why should women who firmly rors of a pulp mill. Kraft bleaching is our children. lieve that abortion should be legal. a forced pregnancy volunteer. Why believe that abortion is a legitimate the process that the AL-PAC mill is I) Recycle ALL paper that you use. to be denied access to legal abor­ shouldn't the people who believe in medical procedure be denied access currently using to make ils paper There are bins at the university at the tions. Hence, a change in regula­ forced pregnancy be the ones who to that treatment? Why should men bright and white. This process is fourth level theatre entrance for card- tions in respect to abortion wouldn't are forced into pregnancy? They can (and the vast majority ofthe leaden outdated and produces toxic by-prod- board and bond paper, and at several be satisfactory to most Canadians. always give up the baby after it is of groups opposed to legal abortion ucls (effluent) and lakes much- locations around the city for newsprint, It seems that there is a much better born! are, in fact, men) who believe that needed oxygen out of the rivers. The It takes abut 17 trees to make a lonne of I Yen men will be able to be forced the State or the Church has the light AL-PAC mill claims to be "one of paper. Standard paper fibre can be rccy- solution to the abortion dilemma. pregnancy volunteers! Since, in rare to force people to be pregnant, be thc most stale oi the art mills of ils cled 12 times, so each tonne of paper My solution is somewhat futuristic but it seems to be the most fair one. cases, women have been able to give denied the possibility of a forced kind anywhere." recycled birth after hysterectomies by having pregnancy? Fair is fair. Let's advo­ This kind of mill saves 204 It would allow all sides to be satis­ cate fetal transplants into the bodies has been in use for trees. fied. the fetus attached to the large intes­ It's up to all of us to stop tine, it seems that a male forced of forced pregnancy volunteers. decades and we drinking our own pond. 2) Buy People who believe that abortion have already seen —LB recycled and the devastating ef­ unbleached An old movie...a corpse fects of these mills paper prod­ all over the world, ucts. This is ...a lot of laughbetwees n characters. Their comical especially Canada (see photo) the cycle of recycling—the re-processed By Calleigh Johnston There are belter ways to bleach pa- products must be bought. Recycled pa­ ing a 60% recycled paper content for reasoning lead to amusing discus­ per. Experimental technology ex- per is available in many stationary stores, major paper users, like newspapers. Alfred Hitchcock's The Trouble sions about death, and their hilarious ists, and many countries in Europe and a simple talk wilh ihe manager will This has spurned economic growth in With Harry (1955) will be shown adventure leads to many have outlawed Ihe use of influence the stores that don't sell il. As those areas as increased demand for a October 15 at 7:30pm in the Theatre questions... whose body is it? Where organochlorines (Dioxins used in for unbleached paper, does your ass re- rare product forms new companies Gallery at the Lethbridge Public Li­ did it come from? Who killed this Kraft bleaching). So why does Al- allyneedbright-whitepapertogetclean? and industries. Think ahout lhal: km >w- brary. Food and drink are permitted man? berta accept a second-class mill that, 3) Make sure your voice is heard ing the unemployment rate in Leth­ and admission is free. Shirley MacLaine and John although it claims to be the biggest politically by telling your representa- bridge is over provincial average and This film, based on the novel by Forsyth arecharming and funny, their in Ihe world, is just "One ofthe most lives lhat you don't want another pulp rising, while also knowing that the Jack Trevor Story, stars Edmund acting abilities complimenting one state of the art mills?" How can we mill (namely the Grande Alberta Mill) Lethhridge Herald may use over a Gwenn and John Forsyth, and intro­ another. I would recommend this hundred tonnes of paper a day. accept something we know is pro- in your province. Clint Dunford (MLA duces Shirley MacLaine. movie because it is very light-hearted 5) For additional questions or com­ ducing deadly dioxins? A dioxin Lethbridge West) can be reached al 329- Based in New England, this movie and amusing. Ifyou need a refresh­ ments, or perhaps suggestions of ways called 2, 3. 7. 8-TCDD is the most 4f>44. or Ken Nicol (MLA Lethbridge is wonderfully humorous—several ing break from your studies, The lhat you can become active, contact toxic man-made chemical in exist- East) at 320-1011. people have various reasons to find Trouble With Harry can help ease ence, as used in Agent Orange. It is 4) Support lobbies for increased gov- me at The Environmental Resource and bury the same body. During the the tension! fatal in doses of five parts per billion ernmental and corporate use of recycled Centre 328-5774. or at home 381- many unearthings ofthe corpse there This film is also available on vide- or less in a litre of water. The Gov- paper. Many US states are implement- 0717. Maybe we can chat over tea... is plenty of humor and love affairs ocassette. ernment of Canada assesses in their 1990 report on Dioxins. Furans, and other organochlorines (available in The Record on the U ol'L library) that probably no Student Unemployment more than 150 grams of 2, 3, 7, 8- OPENING IN TCDD are emitted nationally in a • The best form of student assistance is a good summer job! year from all of our pulp mills. • In the summer of 1993, 20% of students between the ages of 15 and 24 were Well, doing a bit of basic math LETHBRIDGE unemployed. tells us thai this amount could equal 30 billion litres of water in Canada's Canada's leading poster store • High student unemployment means that many students are faced with the ri vers each year which could instantly choice of going back to school part-time, or dropping out completely—perhaps kill whoever might have the misfor­ is coming to stay and serve you returning a year or semester later or never. tune of drinking from them. And 2. year round • The federal government's student employment program (SEED) has failed to 3, 7, 8-TCDD is just one of over create career-related jobs for students. three hundred identified loxicchemi- cals found in effluent, many hun­ • In 1993, the federal government allocated $61.3 million less for the SEED dreds more that have yet to be named. program than it did in 1985. A Prince George physician is nol ATHENA • In 1985, SEED created 94,115 jobs. The government has cut funds from the pointing any lingers bul he's curious -POSTERS AND PRINTS- program 5 times out of the last 8 years. This has resulted in lost job opportunities about the fact thai his city has a for students. In 1986,16,000 fewer jobs were created, in 1987 there were 18,500 mortality rate 34'/ higher than the $7-95 - $Z9.00 less jobs—the cumulative loss in potential jobs from 1985 to 1992 was 193,500. national average. Could it be lhat the Folio cards @ $3.95 • In 1991, the average gross wage for students working through the SEED Prince George Region has the high­ program was $2,200, while the cost of one year of education is approximately est concentration of pulp mills any­ Fine art prints starting @ $25*00 $9,000 to $11,000 for a student living away from home. where in the world? Although exact figures could nol he found, judging ALSO AVAILABLE • The current government has not been sensitive to the plight of unemployed that the average pulp mill spews oul students. Federal government cuts to transfer payments have resulted in FRAMING-MOUNTING-CALENDERS students facing higher tuition. Unemployment and increasing tuition are taking anywhere form 2 lo 10.5 tonnes of CARDS-POSTER ORDERS away the right of students to a college or university education. effluent a day, we can estimate that ALL FROM LEADING PUBLSHERS the pulp mills currently operation in Had enough? Alberla produce over 16,000 tonnes WATCH FOR OPENING Make Your MarkQ Education of effluent annually. Il should he , 1 du Mc.' . . October 14. 1W3

"SUB" Continued from poo^e I Conference Sen ices fries fo pro- conference services, according to Team ethics exposed :>. vi fit ' tot clients using Harkness. but the priority of student My Patli Macdonald meeting rooms foi small groups, or usage will be enforced from Sep­ Under Ihe auspices of ihe Ethical Behavior Office and Comn .. crmancm ir nini • hcdi clones a rheatci stj lecle> atedem ironment tember to April. n the interests ol education on ethical issues and it- stimulate thouf h x ; foi largci croup lectures Also, the Mirau said that during the eight This project originated out ol Ihe dramatic activities featured at the past . '•. • Stu dividing walls on Level 3 are not month school period this has always "Wc flhc Ethical BehaviorCommitlcclkxikcd at what other groups i ia m . proof. La Valley pointed out, been the case, and only at Christmas il the English Language Centre, und coordinate)! ol the dramatic a-p.. s F awback to many po- and during the summer months, when The vision is lo develop an independent company thai would ultimately t •. • ..; Dset's most of the booked-ahead confer­ hey would need very little direction from the Committee, Low said eSUE s nol always the best ences occur, do faculty and the com According to Low, it's a risky endeavor for the performers. Students must not Y "• munity get priority. She added that and they must be able to sec and acccpl ihe perspet lives ol others, and lo suspend their own prcjui . . a\ alle> said, but she admits "block booking" ofthe 8-month pe­ The question lo he asked is "Do these students wanl lo make a difference en the university campus ?" An audi! thai it has increased the ability to riod could have been worked into it, HI conjunction wilh group discussion ol issues will serve lo select individuals appropriate I r the core r>>les in the I seli space on campus. ludents1 perspectives and a hack}.'round in the dramatic arts will both serve as selection criteria lor three or foui . "The SU has some oi the most but the proposed contract states that members and ten oi twelve extras. attractive banquet facilities in this "Conference Services reserves the "A big thing is the risk taking without the security of preaching." Low said. "Il is more difficult lo elicit a questioning cits probably only the I odge is right of first refusal on space." lltitudc than lo preach."' better," according to Harkness The challenge to Conference Serv­ Possible topics may locus on sexual harassment, gender and race relations, religious intolerance, and positive/appropriate "We want to maximize the use of ices will be to offset the loss of humor. The range ol issues is limitless and will he decided hy the troupe and the Ethics Committee. Skits will he abstractions that space, without booking exter­ revenue from booking the SUB at >l issues, not actual cases, although people will see themselves in the drama Irom lime lo time. Low anticipates nally and preventing use by clubs." specific times and better marketing Skits will be spontaneous two or three minute pieces, followed by audience opinion und participation. Low expects a whole Harkness said. (About 70% of stu­ other areas of the University, ange ol responses from future audiences, spanning the whole range Irom satire to anger. The troupe will disrupt the Harkness said. perceptions ol some people regarding the simplicity of Ihe world around them, he said. Those interested in the issues will dents are club members.) In the sum­ ireal it as a rehearsal lor their own behavior, he said. Many will never have thought about these issues before. mer, when SU needs to maximize Mirau said that Conference Serv­ Anyone interested in joining the troupe should meet four criteria.'Ihey should have an awareness that life's choices aren't its return on the space, they would ices needs to know SU's policies llways simple. They should enjoy discussing and dramatizing issues. They should have a background in improvisation. pursue external bookings. and procedures for SUB Level 3 Finally, they should want to improve the quality of the Uof L experience lor themselves and for others. The first meeting Even with this change. SU's rental so that they can function ef­ »l potential performers is October 20 at 7pm in TH103. All interested students are welcome. number one client will likely be fectively. Officer" continued from page I sition has been half time for some mous situations are recognizable to Education and Training- and as Jesswein pointed out. like a large portion ofthe university com­ other institutions, it should be a full- munity. With only one counsellor a right not a privilege time position with at least "two peo­ and critically confidential informa­ ple to share the burden." tion, there is nowhere for Jesswein The combination of educational to go for peer advice or assistance. and mediational roles "becomes a Another problem experienced by full time task, and warrants a full- Jesswein was that when a complaint time employee. However, the came into the office, it occupied all positionary freeze on employment, of her time, leaving a void in educa­ combined with the cutbacks in edu­ tional duties. Ideally. Jesswein said, Doug Petherbridge cational funding means that a full "they should strike a larger commit­ time position cannot be offered," tee which would be trained in inves­ Stingl said. The freeze was deter­ tigative and mediation tasks," then New Democrats mined by the Board of Directors, when an issue was presented, "one headed by Tennant, as an operating of the members would take care of Authorized by Anne Williams, decision. Without the approval of these concerns," with the Ethical Official Agent of Doug Petherbridge the Board, a full time position can­ Officer overseeing, advising, and not be created. dealing with educational concerns. Jesswein believes that "this par­ The Board, under Tennant, is re­ ticular type of job puts people at a viewing the Ethical Behavior Office high risk of burn-out," and this, com­ and its procedures, in an attempt to bined with personal medical reasons ease the pressure and alleviate some were the contributing factors behind ofthe problems. "John Mowat, Una her leave. Although she has worked Ridley, Shelley Wismath, and my­ as a counsellor for several years in self have been asked by Tennant to this field, the problem is that the role setup a method for investigating and of the Ethical Behavior Officer is treating ethical behavior complaints not properly defined. When an indi­ regardless of the source," added ' &BARGAINVILLE TOUR *93# vidual takes a complaint to the Of­ Stingl. "[We realize that the) current fice it puts the Officer in the role of mechanism doesn't work well, and WITH SPECIAL GUEST JAIW APDEN both advocate and defender. we're looking for solutions." The np^ "I get put in these kind of roles results from this study should con­ MONDAY, OCT. 25. 8:00PM [where I'm always perceived as clude sometime in October. UNIVERSITY THEATRE someone's enemy], and it makes this Jesswein assures the University job very, very difficult," Jesswein community that her leave does not .TICKETS AVAILABLE AT UNIVERSITY THEATRE BOX OFFICE said. suspend ethical policy on campus. AND CBP 329 26I6 Jesswein feels she was defined as "Whether or not there's an Ethical ALL AGES WELCOME the "social conscience on campus," Behavior Officer in place, there's an and the burden to fill this role is Ethical Behavior Policy that is bind­ &* ^ $ t ^> enormous. There is a fair amount of ing and should still be followed. resistence on campus to ethical This is not an excuse to run ram­ changes, as well as previously "nor­ pant." In fact, the ethical policy is mal" behavior coming under scru­ stated in the mandate ofthe Univer­ bpirii oi the Vvesi tiny and change. "Just because it's sity, and includes severe conse­ failhlifl I o a r normal doesn't mean it's ok," quences for serious offenders. Jesswein added. Jesswein did not take this leave The depth of social awareness "willingly," she said, and she needed requires an enormous amount "hope[s] to return. There's work I'd of energy and creativity on the part still like to do, and I get really ex Sunday, Oct. 24 - 8:00pm ofthe Officer, and with "very little cited thinking about some of it. I support and few resources," the job love the work. It's challenging and becomes monumental. At the U of interesting." She concluded that ethi­ Tickets Available at University Theatre Box office • * • L, all the ethical concerns are rolled cal behavior should not ever be sus and CBP 329-2616 ££J up into one, with the consequence pended. It's not just an issue of sexual being a great deal of stress. Jesswein harrassment. It also includes issues gfc ALL AGES WELCOME -—ffl c , also stall's thai, unlike larger cam like verbal harrassment and I c i a c 111 s puses, there is nowhere for her to IL I I I I I plagarism. 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