¿SERIOUS!? 1 I Believe in Me I Believe in Me Is a Dutch Television Series Broad- Cast by SBS6

Aug. 2021 ¿SERIOUS!? 1 I believe in me I believe in me is a Dutch television series broad- cast by SBS6. The reality series follows a number of relatively unknown folk singers who have never broken through.

SERIOUS!? is a free monthly new- SBS6 is holding on to the success of I Believe in spaper. Each edition can of course Me, which is in the process of filming the third This month also be read online. Would you like season. And in this series the folk singers travel to to have it delivered to your home? Spain. People who were on holiday here or who live in Which can! Send us an email or here will certainly have noticed that this group of check out the website. If you have singers has thrown many a party in the bars of Ca- ¿SERIOUS!? any questions or suggestions, you rihuela. can also let us know by e-mail. The new season of I believe in me can be seen on left or right Website: www.serious.es SBS6 from August. Email: [email protected]

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Enjoy reading! RELAX Just Red mosquitoes BOAT TRIIP Wayne Wa r d Aug. 2021 ¿SERIOUS!? Carihuela 2 Bijgeloof enzo Voor bijgelovige mensen is vrijdag de dertiende een angstige dag. Een dag waar ooit eens een woord is verzonnen met veel te veel lettergrepen; paraskevidekatriafobie. Dat is: specifieke angst voor vrijdag de dertiende. Toen ik paraskevidekatriafobie voor het eerst las kreeg ik spontaan last van hippopotomonstroses- quippedaliofobie (over veel te veel lettergrepen gesproken) Een nogal indrukwekkend woord dat toch ook best sarcastisch is, vanwege zijn eigen lengte, ‘angst voor lange woorden’ betekent. De term paraskevidekatriafobie blijkt bedacht te zijn door de Amerikaanse therapeut en histori- cus D.E. Dossey, die zich gespecialiseerd heeft in het behandelen van mensen die kampten met irrationele angsten, irrationele angst kan ervoor In Nederland klopt het niet, dat zorgen dat je geïmmobiliseerd raakt van je eigen vrijdag de dertiende meer ongeluk- angst. Als je het woord vloeiend kunt uitspre- ken brengt. Integendeel: er komen ken, zo stelde Dossey, ben je genezen van de op vrijdag de dertiende juist minder angst voor vrijdag de dertiende. ongevalmeldingen binnen dan op Er werd vroeger al geschreven over andere dagen bij de verzekeraars, deze dag. Het oudste bewijs dat volgens het Centrum voor Verze- hiervan te vinden is staat in een arti- keringsstatistiek. Misschien dat dit kel in De Leeuwarder Courant van veroorzaakt zou kunnen zijn doordat 3 april 1896. Een artikel over het mensen op die dag extra voorzichtig geloof in vrijdag de dertiende. Niet zijn. onder een ladder lopen, geen zwarte katten tegen komen, zout over je Wanneer is het vrijdag de dertiende bijgeloof schouder heen gooien, vooral het begonnen? Het zou teruggaan naar vrijdag 13 ongeluk afkloppen op hout. Hoe- oktober 1307, toen in Frankrijk op bevel van veel ongeluk heb je nou eigenlijk op Philips de Schone honderden Tempeliers wer- vrijdag de dertiende? In de Verenig- den opgepakt. Hij beschuldigde de ridders van de Staten verzuimen opvallend veel de machtige religieuze en militaire orde van een mensen hun werk en worden zake- hoop illegale gedragingen, maar was eigenlijk lijke transacties uitgesteld. gewoon uit op hun geld. Ondanks het feit dat de orde een belangrijke rol had gespeeld tijdens de Overigens zijn er zat verhalen be- kruistochten en de verovering van het heilige kend dat vrijdag de dertiende geen land werd het grootste deel van de arrestanten ongeluk brengt. Een man zal met later geëxecuteerd. Volgens sommigen ligt deze een goed gevoel terug denken aan gebeurtenis aan de oorsprong van de slechte deze vrijdag in 2010. Dat is name- connotatie van vrijdag de 13e, maar daarover is lijk de dag dat de Fransoos in een niet iedereen het eens. Onder de vele verhalen over dit klap miljonair werd. En wel 13 bijgeloof wordt ook gezegd dat de miljoen op vrijdag de dertiende. En Volgens de volksverhalen kwamen de heksen meeste vliegtuigen geen 13e rij zou- laten we nou eerlijk zijn er gebeuren iedere vrijdag bij elkaar, samen met een partij den hebben, dat gebouwen geen 13e iedere dag genoeg vervelende din- zwarte katten. Dat bracht natuurlijk ongeluk! Dit verdieping zouden hebben, althans gen, deze dag daar zal niet anders volksverhaal was afkomstig uit Scandinavische niet bij nummering in de liften, en zijn.. En wie gelooft er nou in bijge- landen. Bij de samenkomst van de twaalf heksen dat er in ziekenhuizen geen ope- loof, iedereen weet toch dat dat dat zou de duivel als dertiende lid aanwezig zijn. Het ratiekamers met het nummer 13 te ongeluk brengt. getal dertien heet dan ook wel het duivelsdozijn. vinden zijn. Aug. 2021 ¿SERIOUS!? 3 A thank you from Henk Henk Kuilenburg, also better known for the returning tourist in the Carihuela Park, as the man of the keys, arrived in Spain in the spring of 2016. The Rotter- dammer who had decided to go to Spain for a month to help his friend Koos, who had bought a number of apartments in the Carihuela Park for holiday rental. Either Cocasa Carihuela park rental.

If something was missing for the guests, you could always contact Henk. That one month I want to say a big thank you to in the spring of 2016 has now turned into everyone for the nice time I had. years, with the great result that Henk stayed From the time I came to Spain I in Carihuela. In the winter there was work to got to know a lot of nice people. be able to do in the summer with the holi- Of course I’m not 20 anymore daymakers he spent a lot of time on. When and it’s time to slow down a bit. there was some free time, he liked to join But have always done the work Francis’ trips. These day trips often included with great pleasure. There are too Henk would provide the newly purchased holiday guests who had booked with Coca- many nice stories to tell what I apartments with a lick of paint and some sa. Of course you could also spot him every have experienced here. And alt- other renovations so that everything would now and then in a cafe while enjoying a hough I will no longer be there to look fresh and fruity again. After a few glass of wine. hand you the keys on arrival, you months, he was also waiting for guests will certainly meet me here very who arrived to provide them with the keys Henk has now stopped working. Unfortuna- often. I also want to thank the and take them to their apartment. You soon tely, because of the Corona, he was unable to people I worked with for the great saw Henk busy with a number of keys. He say goodbye to what he had in his head. But time. I hope to see everyone again looked like a janitor at times. does he want to say the following: soon in Carihuela. Thanks again!

Henk Kuilenburg Aug. 2021 ¿SERIOUS!? 4 Asunción de la Virgen TESTING There you are again in front of a closed super- market. On an ordinary weekday. ordinary? No, there is another public holiday in Spain. In this Catholic country, the Holy Days are bursting with traditional festivities. Which also varies by region. In 2021 there will be at least ten national, compulsory, days off. Last month we had Virgen del Carmen and this month we celebrate Festival of the Asuncion de la Virgen.

The Asunción de la Virgen Maria or Assumption of Mary or Assumption of Our Lady is a national holiday in Spain that also has its roots in the PCR and Antigen Tes- Catholic Church. It is the day on which Mary’s ting in the Clinica Ser- ascension into heaven, body and soul, is comme- vicio Medico, Costa del morated and celebrated. Sol (opposite Butchery Stam), next to the old Mercadona).

The antigen test should Can’t get any fresher! not be older than 24 hours. Results within Every Wednesday in the euro café, 30 minutes with inter- potatoes are peeled and cut to ser- national travel certi- ve the tastiest papads to the guests. ficate. Tests are taken Deep fried in the cleanest fat. So see every day between you Wednesday at the Euro Café! 9.00-12.00. Costs 40€ (weekend 50€). Make an appointment and send a Whatsapp to Frandalucía. 0034- 686487731.

There will be many Spaniards who will celebrate this in church, but for the most part this day is synonymous with a day off on which there is no work and also symbolically the end of the busy summer weeks. In many places this day is celebrated with fireworks where thousands of people enjoy large and sometimes very long fireworks displays. Perhaps that will be something different this year due to the Corona guidelines that should be adhered to.

This year it falls on a Sunday, August 15, many shops will be closed on Monday, August 16. If a public holiday falls on a weekend, the Spaniards are closed on Mondays, so a nice long weekend. Aug. 2021 ¿SERIOUS!? 5 World Wide Web BINGO SCAVENGER HUNT Nowadays, the internet is as natural as water from the tap. But the network was once conceived ¿SERIOUS!? has set out a bingo treasu- to protect America in the Cold War. And it was super complicated too. Literally “rocket science”. re hunt especially for the children. In the We used to have to browse through a thick ency- village, look for the symbols that can be clopedia to find the information we wanted. No- wadays everyone uses the internet very easily and found on the windows of shops, cafes and quickly, within seconds you have already found restaurants. Write the number on the same the answer. There may be some facts about the internet that you didn’t know; picture on the bingo card. With a full and of course properly completed card you can The very first computer ever was called Eniac. He weighed more than 30 tons. FYI, this is heavier get an ice cream at Casa Mira (left of the than two trucks. The computer cost 400,000 eu- church in the street)! ros. It was more than 100 times slower than your smartphone.

Internet was invented in 1969. Only universities used it then. It was not until 1995 that all people got access to the internet. If Facebook were a country, with more than 1.4 billion users, it is immediately the country with the largest number of ‘residents’ in the world.

The dating app Tinder proposes 21 million matches every day. Twitter’s blue bird has a name. It’s called Larry. Every minute 100 hours of foot- age is added to YouTube. You will never succeed in watching all the videos. The word “Google” came about because founder Larry Page mistyped “googol.” A googol is another word for ten sex- dillion (a 1 and 100 zeros behind).

Every minute we share 350,000 photos on Insta- gram. One in ten people on Twitter follow Katy Perry. Less than half of all people in the world have access to the internet. In 2014, there were 285 giant internet cables at the bottom of the ocean. The cables carry the internet from one continent to another. Aug. 2021 ¿SERIOUS!? 6 Een vloek of misschien toch een zegen? Worldwide, 9 out of 10 people prefer divergent thinking. This means that they their right hand to perform all kinds are able to come up with many different of motor activities. A small minority ideas and come up with multiple pos- chooses the left hand for this. Small sible solutions. Divergent thinking is a and big inconveniences left-handers hallmark of creativity. face in our right-handed world. Much ink has already flowed over the brains of left-handers, but they are certainly no thicker, heavier or bumpier on the right side than those of right-handers. The same goes for underwater viewing. They are organized slightly differently Scientists think and that has advantages. It is striking that it has something to do with another under the MRI scanner that the distribu- part of the brain that is more dominant tion of functions across the hemispheres in left-handed individuals. of the brain is less strong in left-handers than in right-handers. In left-handers, Certain studies have found that people they are more divided between the two with an IQ of 140 or higher are mostly halves. When understanding language, left-handers. What is of course already they therefore ‘switch’ more often. You known to many is that people on the left could say that in left-handers the hemis- are better at certain sports, such as ten- pheres of the brain are more balanced. nis, boxing, football and fencing. I personally know all about that. You don’t notice that in everyday life. Right-handers will never know what But if a left-hander breaks his hand, for Why exactly the right hand is usually a hellish medieval torture device the example, he will benefit. If a right-han- dominant, remains a mystery. Left-han- scissors can be. not to mention the can der breaks a hand, he is completely out ders also function normally, don’t they? opener. You have to twist yourself in all of hand. A left-hander, on the other hand, Besides, if being right-handed is an ad- kinds of acrobatic turns while driving can still do quite a lot when breaking his vantage, why do left-handers still exist? to get that bottle of Coke from the cup left hand. Nowadays, there are all kinds of items holder. Unconsciously, many left-han- for sale especially for the, perhaps oc- ders are pros in yoga. Measuring tapes casionally slightly “clumsy” leftists. So are always upside down, the handle of that we can open a can smoothly without the drill is on the wrong side and don’t too much fumbling. You can find these get me started on an Ikea package. Such articles at www.delinkshandigewinkel.nl a fork in the snack bar with the serrated edge on the wrong side, a corkscrew that rotates differently or a lecture block whose spiral gets in the way. And so there are innumerable things in the world that I can mention. No, the life of a left-hander is not always a bed of roses. Several studies have been done among left-handers and right-handers, for But as one of the best football players example into the mathematical results of all time, and also left-handed, Johan between left-handers and right-handers. Kruijff always said; every disadvantage And what turned out? The results were has it’s advantage! Leonardo da Vinci, the same for the simple questions, but Albert Einstein, Beethoven, Picasso, the left-handers scored better on spati- Diego Armando Maradonna, Lionel al awareness. This is because the right Mesi, Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, one hemisphere of left-handers is larger. A by one legends and all left-handed. It is real math genius. Around the for some said that left-handers are more creative reason, left-handers tend to adapt more than right-handers, they are better at quickly.

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August 1, 2021 August 17, 2021 Mustard Day World Wide Web Day Saint Juttemis Black cat appreciation day August 3, 2021 watermelon day August 19, 2021 International Day of Photography August 5, 2021 International Day of Humanitarian Aid oyster day Orangutan Day Day of the Honeybee August 6, 2021 Fresh breath day August 20, 2021 World Mug Day August 7, 2021 August 26, 2021 International Transgender Rights Day August 21, 2021 World Dog Day Sneekweek International Homeless Animal Day August 27, 2021 August 8, 2021 August 22, 2021 Redheads Day International Cat Day Day of the Tooth Fairy August 28, 2021 August 10, 2021 August 23, 2021 Groningen Relief International Day of Biodiesel Birthday of the Internet Night of the Bat International Day of Remembrance of August 11, 2021 the Slave Trade and its Abolition August 29, 2021 Son and Daughter day International Day Against Nuclear Tests August 25, 2021 August 12, 2021 Kiss and Make Up Day August 30, 2021 Day of the Middle Child International Day of the Missing Inter- International Elephant Day national Whale Shark Day International Youth Day

August 13, 2021 left-handers day Friday the thirteenth

August 14, 2021 World Lizard Day

August 15, 2021 Relaxation Day Asuncion de la Virgen

August 16, 2021 International Roller Coaster Day Heart Day Tell a Joke day

Aug. 2021 ¿SERIOUS!? 8 impulse buying during lockdown During the previous lockdown, the National In- formation Center for Companion Animals saw a large spike in the purchase of puppies. But many people who bought or adopted a dog then bring the dog back to a shelter now that they have less time. Several shelters are now full of puppies due to these impulse purchases. This is not only true in Spain, but also in the Nether- lands.

If you are thinking about getting a pet, a dog or cat into your family and you are ready to adopt For years they have independently Most dogs and cats are housed in one, consider adopting a dog or cat from a shelter. helped animals in England. the Netherlands and the United That way you are doing a good deed because you They moved to the Costa del Sol in Kingdom, a few go to Belgium are giving an abandoned animal the loving life it 1998 and helped animals whenever and Spain. They do not receive any deserves. This also makes room for other dogs that possible. A few years later they mo- form of local government funding. need shelter. Most shelters already take care of the ved inland to Coin and became even So everything is paid for from more aware of the plight of so many donations. All the money raised is animals. used to help the animals in one way Due to the amount of stray and or another. abandoned animals, they became more involved in animal rescue and relocation in 2007 and in early 2008 they became a Registered Charity No. 7974 - CIF Nº G92937002. All dogs are in their shelter except the young and sick, who are cared for in their own home or foster family.

The mission is to find good safe homes for the lost, abandoned, abused animals in shelter and to network with other charities to find None of the volunteers or the chari- necessary vaccines and raise the dogs correctly. So a home here and in other parts of table committee receive a salary, so you get a healthy, partially trained dog. Unfortuna- Europe. they always really need everyone’s tely, there is also enough choice so that you can help. If you’d like to make a dona- choose from different dog breeds what suits you tion yourself so they can keep up best. And a final advantage is that it will cost you the good work they’re doing, take less than buying a dog from a breeder. In Spain, a look at their site. There you will adopted dogs are fully checked at most shelters. find the donation link. are microchipped, get all the vaccinations they www.animals-in-distress.eu need and are spayed or neutered. You can usually pick up the dog from the shelter after a week to 10 days. Joe & Janice have been running the animal charity AID since 2008. Animals In Distress. Their goal is to rescue abandoned, abused animals and find forever homes they deserve. Aug. 2021 ¿SERIOUS!? Carihuela 9 Belangrijk of zwaar irritant Ook zo’n hekel aan dat gezoem Een mug kent een aantal levensfa- van die rottige muggen? Sla je het ses waarin ze functies in de natuur liefst hele families muggen dood vervult. Net nadat de mug weg- zodat jij en je geliefden niet ge- vliegt en jou achterlaat met een ste- prikt worden? Toch zijn muggen vige muggenbult legt ze honderden heel belangrijk voor ons ecosys- eitjes in plasjes, slootjes en ander teem. In de natuur heeft elk levend water. Die eitjes komen snel uit en wezen een plek in het geheel. Als worden dan muggenlarven. Na een mensen zijn we geobsedeerd door periode als muggelarve in het water nut. Alles moet praktisch nuttig verpopt de larve zich en wordt ze steeds vaker als plaag voorkomen. Een typisch zijn, en een volwassen steekmug een mug. Slechts een kortere peri- gevolg van het verslechterende evenwicht in is dat niet, maar als je zo denkt ode vliegt de mug als niet stekend het ecosysteem. De steeds hevigere wisselingen over de gecompliceerde natuurlijke mannetje of als stekend vrouwtje tussen muggenplagen en blauwalgenbloei zijn systemen dan doe je ze geen recht. rond. het waarschijnlijke gevolg van de ineenstorting Vanuit direct menselijk perspec- van het ecosysteem waar de muggenlarven deel tief is een stekende vrouwtjesmug Een muggenlarve is een waterfilte- van uitmaken. Maar niet alleen de larve is een niet nuttig. Maar als muggenlarven raar. Als een buisje zuigt ze water belangrijk onderdeel van de natuur. vindt diezelfde mug gretig aftrek als naar binnen en filtert daar algen uit. vissenvoer. Samen met andere filteraars zorgen de muggenlarven ervoor dat er minder algen in het water zitten. Die filterende functie wordt belangrijker naarmate klimaatverandering zorgt voor regelmatigere algenbloei in ons zwemwater. Als er te veel algen komen, kunnen zelfs blauwalgen gaan bloeien en daardoor kan het water giftig worden. Vissen, kik- Vooral van de niet stekende mannetjesmuggen kers, libellenlarven en waterkevers zijn er veel. Soms zijn dat zulke grote aantallen eten graag muggenlarven. Zonder dat muggenwolken ontstaan. Niet schadelijk, Een liter muggenlarven kost al snel genoeg muggenlarven zullen er maar juist intrigerend, ook omdat het gezoem 10 euro, best nuttig dus. Maar er is steeds minder libellen, vissen en van die miljoenen muggen een heel vreemd meer aan de mug dan liters mug- kikkers zijn. Muggen kunnen dan, geluid is. Voor zwaluwen, grote liefhebbers van genlarven en jeukende bulten. omdat hun voortplanting snel gaat, muggen, natuurlijk een feest om doorheen te vliegen. En niet alleen zwaluwen maar ook andere insectenetende vogels en zelfs vleermuizen genieten van die wolken voedsel.

Al die mannetjes in zo’n wolk zijn natuurlijk op zoek naar dat ene vrouwtje, de liefde van hun korte leven. Dat vrouwtje gaat na de paring op zoek naar een leverancier van bloed. Het vervelende moment voor ons mensen. Maar het aantal keren dat ik gestoken word is inmiddels gedaald tot misschien vier à vijf keer per jaar en dat is toch best uit te houden? Dus heb je een jeukende muggenbult, denk dan even aan de miljoenen muggeneitjes die je zo mogelijk hebt gemaakt, en het voordeel van schoon zwemwater, kikkerconcerten en die zwaluwen, zonder wie de lente een stuk minder leuk is. Aug. 2021 ¿SERIOUS!? Carihuela 10

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MEDICAL CARE Emergency medical number: 061 feriaterrein. Urgent medical questions: 902 505 061 Estepona, Avda Juan Carlos. DOCTOR Fire brigade: 080 or 085 In paloma Park Benalmadena every Frank Buster, Torremolinos. National Police: 091 wednesday van 08:00 tot 13:00 uur Tel: 952 473 170 of 608 658 338 Local Police: 092 (emergency) Thursday: J.O. Landman, Torremolinos. Dutch Embassy: 913 537 500 Torremolinos, feriaterrein next to Aqua- Tel: 952 388 872 Belgian Embassy: 915 776 300 park El Calvario. voor spoed Tel: 617 913 196 24 hour locksmith: 951 440 006 Friday: Coast Guard: 900 202 202 Arroyo de la Miel DENTIST Saturday: Snezana Kools, Torremolinos. TAXI COMPANIES La Cala de Mijas Tel: 661 470 111 Benalmádena Tel: 952 441 545 Fuengirola Estepona Tel: 952 802 900 Parque Dona Sofia THROMBOSIS SERVICE Fuengirola Tel: 952 471 000 Sunday: Frank Buster, Torremolinos. Málaga Airport Tel: 952 176 030 Estepona, at the harbor. Tel: 952 389 941 Marbella Tel: 952 823 835 Málaga, next to footballstadion Rosale- J.O. Landman, Torremolinos. Mijas Tel: 952 476 593 da. Tel: 952 388 872 San Pedro Tel: 952 774 488 Fuengirola, Calle Mendez Nunez. Torremolinos Tel: 952 382 744 Torremolinos PHARMACY (24 UUR OPEN) Coin La Trocha 49, Av. de Sorolla 43, Torremolinos. MARKET COSTA DEL SOL Tel: 952 377 959 Monday: Calle Pablo Bruna 11, Torremolinos. Marbella en Torox-Costa, netxt to the BY BUS TO: M110 Málaga-Benalmá- Tel: 952 370 685 football stadion-feria terrein. dena Costa Thursday: M120 Torremolinos- Fuengirola OTHER USEFUL NUMBERS Fuengirola, feria terrein nabij los Boli- M121 Mijas, Benalmádena, Torremoli- General emergency number: 112 ches. nos Wednesday: M123 Churriana, Torremolinos, Be- Alhaurin de la Torre, La Cala de Mijas, nalmádena Costa, Plaza Mayor, Ikea. L1 Goes to the market in Torremolinos. Aug. 2021 ¿SERIOUS!? 11 FRANDALUCÍA My temporary “new” life in is very unbelievable. Add to that NL a Grappermaker who does give very false notes...and the youth Around the spring I had the cannot take this seriously. If I idea to carry out work and were young and I get the brake social life in NL during the on it after 1.5 years, I also went summer months. my own work wild from these “leaders”.... on the Sol has been down for 1.5 years and apart from a few weeks in a clinic and appoint- ments for PCR testing are not making any source of income. And then even in the sunny, relatively cheap south, things go quite fast.....It is always very nice to meet old friends and acquaintances and now after that awful C-time it looked good ... ..3 weeks ago. In the meantime, the youth is being blamed, which I don’t think It took some getting used to s is entirely justified. A minister seeing all the faces again. some on terrible dancing shoes that would better their helesjansen Jansen is promoting life walking their whole life with

a mask.... with the eyes and then And so fight at 6 pm for a place finding out that only 9 teeth are on a terrace where you can use present is not a party. poco vino for mucho dinero. I now work in the National Ma- People work hard, walk and talk ritime Museum, one of the most fast, everything on the clock and beautiful buildings in our capital. 9 hours in a row Also in the Jewish Historical Mu- getting started with just seum you will receive the coffee 30 minutes lunch break is simply by me :) forbidden in Spain :) For me, this work rhythm was the last time over 20 years ago. Very strange..... We will certainly last another 2 months, but now I realize all the more why I am so happy in the warm south! Warm regards from Mokum!

Lovely city and a pleasure to be here in the summer. But oooooo how different life is than in our own Carihuela! Now that I’m writing this, the we- ather is nice (I’ve also drowned on the bike a few times ppff) Aug. 2021 ¿SERIOUS!? 12 what does a musician do besides making music? Wayne Ward told us I would like to start by congratulating Nancy on the new Elite news paper for la Carihuela Torremolinos! Good Luck!!! If you have heard the name Wayne Ward you will know he is a very popular Vocalist, Guitarist and Musician is Torremolinos and all over the coast of southern Spain! Covering a wealth of uplifting music from the 50’s to the 90´s and a unique sell out BeatleOne Show the ultimate tribute to the Beat- les! Catering for all international local people and tourists. Please make sure you look out for Wayne Ward, Guitar- Man & BeatleOne. As well as being one of the coasts Wayne also has a craft ale distribution busiest musicians wayne with his part- company called craft on the coast which ner Lisa run the local torremolinos distributes fine craft ales brewed here in lunch club which has been established Spain mainly southern Spain to bars and over four years now! We have weekly restaurants and includes a craft ale Lo- meetings for food and drinks and boast cater on the Craft on the Coast website. around 100 international members now, https://craftonthecoast.es we have just rebranded to the Lunch Club and now we have a monthly wine And last but not least wayne has Tech tasting event and just adding the once a computer called TorreTech which spe- month coach trip to the clubs amazing cialises in all aspects of computers and day line ups. technology supporting from home users to enterprise level companies internati- onally. Computers, Laptops, Clusters, Websites and television consulting IPTV If you would like to contact wayne on any information on any of the above services go to the url for the specific ser- Please fell free to contact us on the vice or visit wayneward.es and use the website for more information https:// contact us form or live chat. As well as working all across the coast torremolinoslunchclub.com of southern Spain and inland Andalucia See you soon in the Carihuela Torremo- wayne performs for and organises Cha- linos :) rity events and will be hosting his next charity event for Ángeles Malagueños de la Noche which will be a full day music event featuring some of the coasts best artists and we have lots of donations from local bars and restaurants which will be auctioned on the day of the vent to raise money. Aug. 2021 ¿SERIOUS!? 13 Grandcafé de Brabander Boat Party 2021

It’s refreshing, it’s just fun, it’s something different. It has ambiance. The Brabant boat party is a different holiday experience because you have no excuse to have fun in this time. Every Tuesday in August, September and October from 5 pm to 9 pm fun at sea with DJ music for everyone. And that for 35 euros per person. Of course this does not include drinks, which are available on board. So if you want a party on the high seas, book on time. AMBIANCE WHERE DIFFERENT. Frans de Brabander tel. 0034-634 015 067 Aug. 2021 ¿SERIOUS!? 14 ¿¿RIDDLES?? A man is murdered in his office. Among the sus- pects are Gerrie, Julia, Jason and Sophie. The numbers 6, 4, 9, 10 and 11 are written in blood on the wall. Who is the killer?

Two men are playing chess. They play five games and win three each. How is that possible?

Three doctors say that Robert is their brother. Ro- bert says he has no brothers at all. Who is lying?

Start with 1000 and add 40 to it. Add 1000 again. Now you add 30 and 1000 again. Add 20 more and 1000 again. How much do you have now?

I only exist when there is light, but disappear when light comes upon me. What am I? ¿ Did you know!? It lives in winter, dies in summer and grows from ¿ Did you know that humans and bananas have 50% of the same DNA!? top to bottom. What is that? ¿ Did you know that farting is good for high blood pressure!? Whoever makes it sells it; Whoever buys it doesn’t use it; Whoever uses it will never know… ¿ Did you know that a giraffe can survive longer without water than a ca- What is this? mel!?

¿ Did you know that the Bible is the most stolen book!?

¿ Did you know that you can’t snore and dream at the same time!?

¿ Did you know that the sunrises on Mars are blue!?

¿ Did you know that anatidaephobia is real!? Fear of a duck staring at you.

¿ Did you know that arachibutyrophobia really exists!? Fear of peanut but- ter sticking to your palate.

¿ Did you know that nomophobia also exists!? Fear of not having coverage on your phone!?

¿ Did you know that honey can be kept for more than 3000 years!?

¿ Did you know that women blink more often!?

¿ Did you know that more than 50 percent of the world’s population has never made a phone call!?

¿ a cockroach can survive 9 days without its head!?

¿ Did you know that an average of 100 people per year choke on a ball- point pen!?¿ Aug. 2021 ¿SERIOUS!? 15 The comments of the month Whether you are walking down Nothing is more evenly distributed the street, going somewhere to than the mind. Everyone thinks eat or have a drink with friends, they’ve had enough. The family or colleagues. You often hear those comments and senten- After rain comes rain, just look in Village Idiot ces that make you think .... huh the dictionary. what does that person say and that you have to laugh about it. I cannot understand some people The “Village Mad”, our These comments made headlines that they have been the fastest of permanent anonymous writer/ this month: millions of seeds. star, who writes a monthly co- A doctor knows a little about many With money we don’t have, we buy lumn. This month the following things. A specialist knows a lot things we don’t need to impress came out of the pen: about a little bit. I’m a super genius: people we don’t like. I don’t know EVERYTHING about What a week, what a week. anything. Nothing is more evenly distributed than the mind. Everyone thinks It is July 11, the day of the European At times I am a genius... Unfortuna- they’ve had enough. Championship final Italy - England. Befo- tely it is often windless here! re going to watch the match at my English Golf is marbles for rich people who friends from the Sunset Inn, I first have The social ladder is a household are too lazy to bend over. a bite to eat at the Kippenhuis. Daan is ladder for most people. ill and appears to have been replaced by The existence of intelligent aliens Geurdy, a good friend of mine. First pee Medical science has still not develo- is unerringly proven by the fact that and wash your hands. Even before I reach ped an effective vaccine against the they have not yet contacted us. the toilet I again notice a closed curtain, contagiousness of the yawn. behind it there is a growling sound, I think The décolleté is like the sun: you I gradually have a curtain phobia. Some people never exaggerate, they can look at it, but you mustn’t stare just remember things big. into it. Back at the table Geurdy asks “what can I do for you?” Would you like something Anyone who receives a salary incre- Everything happens automatically vegetarian, what can you recommend? A ase because of his good performan- with IT people, but nothing hap- fresh chicken salad is the answer. Chicken ce is therefore underpaid for some pens automatically. isn’t vegetarian, is it? Yes, is her reply, time. this is corn chicken.

Football result was very disappointing for us, but next Wednesday looks to be fun. For 35 euros I signed up for the boat trip with world famous Dutch artists, organized by Franske de Brabander. Again a disappointment, on the day of departure the boat turns out to be broken. Ergo, little to no ambiance for me. And if that’s not enough, the F1 of Silverstone is ruined in no time by an insane, kneeling BLMer, what an idiot, so rightly so, what a week!

The Village Madman. Aug. 2021 ¿SERIOUS!? 16 True or False Apples make you wake up faster in A dentist invented the electric chair. the morning and not caffeine.

Alfred Hitchcock had no belly but- ton.

A smoker who smokes a pack a day loses an average of 2 teeth every ten years. Fish scales are an essential compo- nent of lipstick. Live music six A kilo of lemons contains more su- In winter we don’t get sick because gar than a kilo of strawberries. it’s cold, but because we don’t get days a week at out enough. the El Mojito When sneezing, all bodily functions stop, even the heart. 111 111 111 x111 111 111 = 12 345 Bar An average person of 50 years spent 678 987 654 321 5 years of their life in queues. 80% of all animal species are in- The toothbrush was invented in sects. 1498. If you chew gum while peeling oni- ons, you won’t cry.

A beaver’s teeth continue to grow throughout its life.

A butterfly has 12,000 eyes. A fly has an average lifespan of one month. Crocodiles can’t stick out their ton- gues. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than in the morning. Pigs are the only animals that can get sunstroke. Most of us have eaten a spider while sleeping. In the USA, approximately 200,000,000 M&Ms are sold per day.

Every minute 40 people in the world end up in hospital from bites.

Every year 40,000 Americans are The only animals that can see be- injured by toilets!! hind them without turning around are rabbits and parrots. So what do you think? It’s All Right!!!! Aug. 2021 ¿SERIOUS!? 17 Beautiful red is not ugly

About two percent of the popu- Research shows that redheads are lation is born with red hair and more sensitive to hot and cold pain, white skin. So red hair is rare. You with their bodies able to regulate have red hair if both parents are temperature more quickly. They carriers of the MC1R gene. The especially have more pain in their first redheads are said to have molars. appeared about 20,000 to 100,000 years ago. Often reference is also People with red hair need over 20 made to the Neanderthals. A na- percent more anesthesia during sur- tural Ginger, the people who have gery than people with other hair co- Adolf Hitler was against ginger marriages. He the MC1R gene are real Gingers lors. The reason is as yet unknown, was, according to various reports, afraid of devi- or redheads. Here are some facts but it probably has to do with the ant offspring. about people with red hair that mutated MC1R gene. you may not have known: Redheads generate their own vitamin D. It’s no secret that, exposed to UV rays, redheads Red hair is more difficult to dye. burn quickly. Redheads cannot absorb enough vi- The pigment of red hair is strong tamin D due to the low concentrations of eumela- and therefore more difficult to dye nin in their bodies. This is not bad news! Gingers than all other hair colors. Redheads can generate their own vitamin D when exposed also have less hair on their heads. to light. It doesn’t matter how strong the light is! On average, these fiery hair types have 90,000 hair follicles, while blond people have 110,000 hair follicles and brunettes have 140,000. And no, redheads don’t necessarily In Roman times, red-haired slaves go bald, because red hair is thicker were more expensive to sell than than other hair colors. slaves with other hair colors. The Romans had a high regard for redheads: red hair symbolized strength and endurance. Therefore, priso- ners’ hair was often dyed red.

Aging shouldn’t be a problem for Gingers as gray hair comes on at a Red-haired men are not that popular among very old age. First it fades to pink women. Women are less likely to be sexually blonde and then to grayish white! attracted to red-haired men, I don’t think these women will talk about the photo above. Red-hai- 40 percent of Brits are ‘secret red- red women seem to have an edge over men! heads’ Russia has a high content of gingers in the Kazan region, as much as Scotland and Ireland have.

Red hair and blue eyes is a rare combination. Most of the redheads have brown or green eyes. One percent of gingers have red hair and blue eyes, so that’s as rare as finding a four-leaf clover. Aug. 2021 ¿SERIOUS!? 18 Monthly column by Peter Klomp Why Carihuela? Submited by grandma Well, that’s an open door if you I am therefore looking forward to live here. For the “tourists” it is arriving back in Carihuela at the A Grandma. (according to an eight-year-old) certainly the atmosphere, the fun, end of July and moving into my the parties, the sun, and I could go apartment in Carihuela in Septem- A grandmother is a woman who has no children on and on. Oh yes, apparently there ber and becoming part of the com- of her own. She loves the children of others very are also quite a few fun makers who munity. Enjoying billiards again much. come here for love. That’s nice and with the billiard club, playing golf, A Grandpa is a Man-Grandma. He goes for it should stay that way, by the way, enjoying a lovingly prepared meal a walk with boys and they talk about fishing. I’m also looking for a nice thing. I here and there and regularly party- Grandmas don’t have to do anything just be there. think Torremolinos should become ing and relaxing with live music. They are so old that they cannot run or play wild and remain an open minded enclave. games. You should never tell them, hurry up. For everyone. For every color. For In England, the reins have been Usually they are thick but not so thick to fasten LHBT and what else there is in the loosened again and the English are the children’s shoes. They wear glasses and wei- world. All that nagging with that completely unhinged again. I’m rd underwear and can take their teeth out of their figure in Hungary who has pushed curious how the infections deve- mouths. through a strange law. Dictators lop there. We have now seen in only look at themselves in the mir- the Netherlands what dancing with They don’t have to be pretty, they just have to ror and have no feeling whatsoever Jansen has brought about. A wave answer questions like: why do dogs hate cats and with what is happening in the wor- of infections and an R-factor above stuff. They don’t talk to you childishly like other ld and in Carihuela. As far as I’m three. Yes, that Rutte and de Jong people who come to visit. They don’t skip parts concerned, they thunder him with are doing well again. Testing for when they read to us, nor do they mind having tar and feathers from the European holidays is going wrong and the to read the same thing over and over. Everyo- Community. What a lullo. Netherlands is turning dark red. ne should have a Grandma, especially if you The majority of infections are in don’t have a TV. Because Grandmas are the only To come back to that living here. people who have not yet been vac- grown-ups who have time.. Last winter, when there were almost cinated. Let’s hope that everyone no tourists and winter visitors, I will see that vaccination is protec- noticed how the “neighborhood” is ted and we’ll just smear those den- still intact here. People visited each ying wappies around their mouths other, drank a cup of coffee here and send them to Limburg to clean and a cup there, discussed the state up the mess. of affairs in the world and helped each other through the pandemic. For now, see you sun and see you That is how it used to be in Rotter- in Carihuela. dam where I come from. Yes, in the past, nowadays that is hard to find. Peter Klomp You hardly see the neighbors, neighborhood cafes where you could get together have become a rarity. Aug. 2021 ¿SERIOUS!? 19 Through the eyes of a sports fan La Squadra Azzurra Giving an English supporter a football, this beautiful object cannot be held high The Blue Team! The European Champi- three times. The chance of this happe- onship 2020 is over! Somewhat disap- ning with a can of beer is many times pointing. I’m not talking about the de- greater. served champion here, but the level of the matches as a whole. Many countries sail on experienced forces, with enough young talent. However, these talents will have to mature for a number of years Zanger/entertainer Corné van Meer before they can finally be decisive. This is te boeken voor al uw feesten/partij- unbalanced balance does not always en en evenementen op +31612684094 benefit the game. Nice matches inters- en voor de ondernemers in Spanje persed with huge seed parties. Germany weer van 3 tot en met 21 oktober. is a good example of this. A few tran- sition years and then this neighboring Voor appartementen verhuur, bel country will surface again. Hopefully +31613186899 the same also applies to the Netherlands. No, the rescue this tournament has been Defend properly at the ball, otherwise The national coach, who has since resig- Italy. Not that I want to be right here, but you won’t win 8 national titles together ned, showed with a number of decisions I do admit a bit of chauvinism. Fortuna- with Juventus, a European Champi- during the European Championship that tely, this confirmation was also given by onship, many more prizes and you play he absolutely cannot handle this level. a great trainer, Roberto Mancini. When on your 36th resp. 34th still at the hig- announcing the line-up for the final, he hest level with no signs of wear. Good old Louis will undoubtedly get knew by listing the starting eleven (a more out of it during the 2022 World lame joke in between) and the text; “you Cup. Spain is not what it used to be know why we are here, it’s up to you” either. Nice football players, but with a to have given enough motivation for handball rondo you can’t get to a final this last race. A football player does not these days. The Xavis and Iniestas of need to hear long speeches about tactics, this world are sorely missed these days. playing methods, etc. A football player at this level (you would think) knows what to do. It is logical that Italy did not always play attractively after the group We Dutch can take an example from stage. The average Italian knows that this. As a Dutchman I still feel like a he can always fall back on pure defen- small thumbs up in that regard. The idio- se, with a portion of aggressiveness and syncratic and know-it-all football beha- persuasion on top of that. vior of the Dutch clownish supporter (a consequence of 1974) will not change Just ask warriors like Giorgio Chiellini quickly and will be turned into harsh and Leonardo Bonucci. That’s really all reality. Forget the Beckenbauer-esque France fell through the basket and I am that has been said. The people who still imitation and do what you have to do very happy that England has not denied doubt the transfer of Matthijs de Ligt and what you stand for in the field. Only my right. A team with eleven miners from Ajax to Juventus, understand little then will you take things a step further should not be on a football field, let of it. Would he have come into his own and the Netherlands will be taken more alone win a European Championship. A at Barcelona or Bayern Munich? There, seriously again. Louis van Gaal knows cowardly coach who chooses security many football fans still underestimate this too. over football. The English people hardly the power of Serie A. In Italy they learn cared. They played at home, a full Wem- what pure defense is, including De Ligt. bley and there was an old-fashioned And Chiellini and Bonucci can also be party again. Would you be an average next Aug. 2021 ¿SERIOUS!? 20 Carihuela Lives!!! Aug. 2021 ¿SERIOUS!? 21 Carihuela Lives!!! Aug. 2021 ¿SERIOUS!? 22 ¿WEED, is it allowed or is it not allowed!? The current scenario about mariju- so is allowed, smoking a cigarette is million euros in special taxes (such as ana in Spain is still a sensitive topic. prohibited as in any business. In Spain, that of tobacco with surcharges due to We are dealing with a legal limbo in some political parties see something in the black market), 371 million euros in which the use of cannabis in Spain is legalization of cannabis, but other poli- corporate taxes, 1.4 billion euros in pay- legally prohibited and punishable, but tical parties do not want to hear about it roll tax (IRPF) and 26 million euros in in some cases is “allowed” by the au- yet. Perhaps after the results of a study export taxes. And if you’re reading this, thorities. The Spanish Cannabis Clubs by the University of Barcelona, they the legalization of marijuana may not last exist thanks to a back door in the law will think differently if they know that very long. that decriminalized the consumption a possible legalization of weed in Spain of cannabis in private places. could bring the treasury at least 3.3 billion euros in taxes. Happy Garden There are hundreds of clubs scattered If you also smoke weed yourself, you across the country. Cannabis clubs, or can go to the Happy Garden, a Coffee- Coffeeshops known to us, offer their shop in Carihuela. As you can read in members various benefits. The quality this article, there are also certain rules of the cannabis is regulated, unlike black that must be adhered to. If you want to market cannabis. Members also get the enter here, take your passport with you, cannabis for a reasonable price. because information is needed for registration. When this is done you will The Cannabis Clubs in Spain (particular- According to the research report “Cáña- receive a pass. You pay a donation of 20 ly in Barcelona) are the result of legisla- mo”, legalization in Spain would result euros for this. For this you get 10 points tion and legal gray areas. in an annual turnover of 8.5 billion euros that are put on your card, the other 10 There are now hundreds of these clubs. with 3.3 billion euros in revenue for the euros is for registration. The points on The Spanish Coffeeshops are always an Spanish government. the card can be used for consumptions. If association, which falls under a non-pro- It would also reduce cannabis sales on you want to see what the shop looks like fit organization. You must always register the black market by 15%, according to and where it is exactly, scan the QR code for this before you can enter. In addition, researchers from the Unidad de Políticas below. you make a donation and receive a mem- de Drogas del Servicio de Psicología y bership card. In these cases, according Logopedia of the Universidad Autónoma to Spanish law, you can just smoke your de Barcelona (UAB). joint, if you are “caught” outside with this by the police you can be thrown on Not only would more money be raised the receipt for 600 euros. by the Spanish government, but there Although smoking weed in a cannabis will also have to be better control over club the production and sale of weed in Spain with legalization. About 101,596 jobs would also be created, which in turn would generate more money for Social Security. When handing in the coupon below The research writes that the black market in the Happy Garden, the registration is not expected to disappear completely, costs are free and you save 10 euros. but it will decrease by about 15% and take a big dent with better control over the production and distribution of the Happy Garden cannabis. In total, legalization of cannabis would see an annual turnover of about 8.5 billion euros, on which the Spanish tax authorities 1.02 billion euros in VAT, 486.6 KORTING Aug. 2021 ¿SERIOUS!? 23 The Spanish healthcare Here in Spain, Spanish healthcare consists of private and Medicines public healthcare. Private healthcare is provided by pri- Medicines are obtained by prescription and must be purchased vate companies, while public healthcare is provided by the in a pharmacy. You pay a personal contribution that amounts Spanish government. Every resident of Spain who contri- to approximately 40% of the price of the medicine. Because butes to the social security system in Spain or who contri- the government has imposed a price reduction for medicines, butes in the Netherlands in the event of a benefit or pensi- medicines in Spain are generally cheaper than in other coun- on is entitled to public care. tries.

Public healthcare can be seen as the Spanish health insurance fund and comparable to healthcare in the Netherlands: everyone who in one way or another contributes to the social security system in Spain or who pays contributions in the Netherlands in the event of a benefit or pension is entitled to entitlement to public health care in Spain. All care is included, with a few exceptions, such as dental and ophthalmology. Public medical care in Spain is of a high standard and comparable to that in the Netherlands. Because the organization of care and ac- cessibility is different here in Spain than in the Netherlands, this can give a strange feeling in the beginning. Many public hospitals are also very old and therefore look less clean, so that you (unjustly) look at healthcare from a different perspec- tive. Fortunately, this is already changing, new/modern public Private insurance hospitals are now being built. Anyone can take out private health insurance. There are no restrictions, except an age restriction: there are few, if any, In public medical care it is sometimes unclear how agreements Spanish private health insurance policies that include people are made, where agreements should be made, treatment of over 65 (insured persons who reach the age of 65 will of cour- patients is different than in the Netherlands, doctors are even se remain insured). Spain has a lot of private health insurance. more on a pedestal here. When taking out the policy, pay close attention to the cover and especially read the ‘small print’. That way you won’t be faced with any surprises. Spanish private hospitals are not necessarily better than public hospitals in terms of quality, but waiting times are much shor- ter.

You will usually be referred directly to a specialist and English is also spoken in most clinics. Especially in the tourist areas. In some cases you can even contact Dutch/German speaking doctors or specialists.

In addition to investing in new clinics with modern technology, you can also count on comfortable rooms (which you do not have to share with another patient) and good meals. In general, Spanish GPs receive their patients from Monday to Saturday. Your attending physician (referring physician) is de- signated by the local health center in the place where you live. However, you can choose another doctor if you are not satis- fied with him/her. Waiting times for an appointment are quite short and consultations are free, but also very short (about 5 minutes). And don’t be surprised that the doctor’s office door remains open! Aug. 2021 ¿SERIOUS!? 24 Relax, have we forgotten how? Busy busy busy. Nowadays it seems And, that’s exactly what Sean Moeller to be the only word we can all relate thought, the creator of National Relaxati- to. If you meet someone at a birthday on Day on August 15. and ask how they are doing, you will We can of course only embrace this day soon hear “I’m busy”, or “it’s busy at and say no to it. As far as we are concer- work”. We are faced with stimuli eve- ned, there is not one National Relaxation Do you regularly go outdoors? Nice! Na- ry day. Lots of incentives. We sprint Day, but you should actually have such ture has a major influence on your men- home from work to pick up the kids, a day every week. Or, maybe every day tal health; it reduces tension, anger and do some quick shopping, then cook such a moment… fatigue and it increases your feeling of dinner and then run to work out the But, how do we actually do that, relax? happiness and energy. The fresh air helps pounds. Have we forgotten? you to relax, provides the necessary vi- tamins and has a refreshing effect. Only There’s nothing wrong with an evening when you go to bed relaxed do you rest of Netflix, gaming or walking for hours well. Enjoying the outdoors can help you through the Facebook or Instagram timeli- on your way. By allowing yourself some ne. We do it regularly. Still, it’s good to let daylight and fresh air throughout the day, go of the internet every now and then, to your body knows that it is time to go to do something different. Less online means sleep at night. But even after a day in the less incentives and more peace of mind. sauna, you will undoubtedly fall into a If you take such a digital break, you will deep sleep. Because you are in a relaxed immediately notice the positive effect on ‘flow’ all day, your heart rate decreases, you, your well-being and your life. making you relax even more.

Meditations, scent experiences, float and yoga sessions and other fine rituals. Ima- gine yourself in a completely different Every now and then it’s good to take a world, forget the everyday. These are break and put everything back together. moments to completely relax your body Time to pause for a moment, then go full and mind and to enjoy the here-and-now speed ahead again. What can help us are more. Nowadays there are many apps and moments of rest and relaxation. websites that help you with various meditations to calm your mind and body.

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