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Superstar Struck Laser Printer Use, A.S. Shock, Grief in Wake of Board Posts Stir Debate By Sal Pizarro Magic’s HIV Staff Writer Leg Council Whether the question was the Hears About Revelation extent of their own powers, or the relatively simple matter of laser Incident at Club By Jan Hines printer use, the Associated Stu­ Staff Writer______dents Legislative Council A formal complaint has been couldn’t seem to keep anybody filed with the Santa Barbara Sher­ happy Wednesday night. iffs Department over alleged mis­ The UCSB campus community Two issues on the agenda of the conduct by deputies breaking up a was devastated Thursday by the weekly meeting, a proposal to crowd behind the Anaconda The­ news that basketball legend Ear­ make positions for three under­ ater Sunday night, Associated vin “Magic” Johnson has tested graduate boards elected rather Students Legislative Council positive for the HIV virus. than appointed posts, and the reg­ heard Wednesday. Johnson, 32, came out of Mi­ ulation of laser printer use at the BSU Student Adviser Michelle chigan State’s National Champ­ A.S. offices, showcased a divisive­ Banks, who witnessed the inci­ ionship squad his sophomore year ness that is starting to cleave Leg dent, came before Leg Council to and lead the Los Angeles Lakers Council from other campus and tell her version of what happened to five National Basketball Asso­ A.S. bodies. at the nightclub, where police ciation championships. He gar­ One bill, sponsored by student claimed a crowd of about 200 be­ nered three NBA most valuable Eric Jensen, proposed to make came threatening to officers, player awards, and holds a host of undergraduate positions on the prompting them to break up the records, including most assists. Recreation Center Governance group. Several punches were al­ He was planning to play in the Board, the University Center legedly thrown at an officer, and 1992 Olympics before he discov­ Governance Board and the Stu­ six men were sprayed by officers ered he had HIV and doctors told dent Fee Advisory Committee with chemical Mace. him to retire from the game. elected positions, rather than ap­ Witnesses have said the crowd But students said Thursday that pointments as they are now. was not posing a danger, and that Johnson’s personality extends Student Fee Advisory Commit­ racial epithets were used by offic­ beyond his phenomenal basket­ tee Chair Kim Kotnik was clearly ers to the predominantly Black ball career. In many ways, he had opposed to the plan, and claimed crowd, a charge Isla Vista Foot elevated himself to the level of a that Leg Council didn’t have jur­ Patrol Sergeant Sam Gross has national hero, they said. He DAVID ROSEN/Daüy Nena isdiction over her committee. She denied. shows up everywhere — from T- also criticized Jensen and other “I’d like to say this is an isolated shirts, to magazine covers, to Too Watery supporters of the bill for seeking incident, which is what the uni­ high-school auditoriums. to make the change without con­ versity says every year, but it’s UCSB Women’s Basketball Two ‘oozeball’-playing UCSB fraternity members (apparently sulting her or other committee not,” Banks told the council. “I Head Coach Mark French said he don’t even want to say that it's a on the first point of the match, judging from the amount of mud members. was saddened by the news. “This is a problem we exper­ racial incident, because I’m sure “It is a real commentary on our on them) go up against each other during a match on the UCen ienced last year,” Kotnik said. that a lot of people are having society that when Magic Johnson lawn. The game was part of UCSB’s annual Greek Week. We “Not one Leg Council member problems with cops, especially in is diagnosed, suddenly people trust they got dirtier. take notice (of AIDS). But for me See COUNCIL, P-9 See POUCE, p.3 it is (so striking) because I ad­ mired him so much,” he said. “You felt like you knew him and History he seemed like such a nice person, always wanting to help people.” Junior psychology major Mike Meyer, a guard on the UCSB ba­ San Nicolas Island Site of sketball team, echoed the re­ sponse of many students. “I was shocked. You don’t get True ‘Blue Dolphin’ Story more surprised. When you think of basketball you think of Magic, it, they retain it By Mariko Thompson (Michael) Jordan, and (Larry) Staff Writer Nine or 10 years after reading Bird. It’s like there is an empty Island of the Blue Dolphins, space there. One of the greatest is undeclared sophomore Coby not going to be playing anymore,” Reaching far into their child­ Morley still recalls the book with he said. hood memories, many students a smile. “I loved it.... I read it five Meyer said Johnson was the last fondly recall reading Scott times,” she said. person he would ever expect to be O’Dell’s Island of the Blue Dol­ But like most students, Mor­ diagnosed with the HIV virus. phins in fourth or fifth grade. ley was surprised to hear that the “He is a man 32 years old on top of What few know is that the book novel is based in the Channel the world. He has eveiything, and is set on Sim Nicolas Island, just Islands. now death is staring him in the off the Santa Barbara coast. Since it is a historic account of face. It really puts life into per­ Based on a true story, the the region, history buffs of all Reneé Redi (left) read *Island of the Blue Dolphins’ in fourth spective, unfortunately and book is the account of a lone In­ ages still enjoy reading O’Dell’s grade, Elisa Smith (center) read it in fifth, and Jeanette Mas- sadly,” he said. dian woman who is stranded on book, said JanTimbrook, associ­ conno never read it, but says she's interested. Freshman Doug Muse, who a desert island for 18 years. The ate curator of anthropology at joined the Gauchos this year as a Goleta Union School District the Santa Barbara Museum of Channel Islands, which anthro­ hunters, who nearly decimated forward, said he heard file news now uses it to teach fourth grad­ Natural History. pologists dubbed the Nicolefios. the group. By the time the San just as he was starting practice ers the history of early Califor­ “She’s called the Lone Wo­ ‘There’s a big difference,” said Gabriel padres chartered a boat Thursday afternoon. nian Indian culture. man of San Nicolas Island. She Steve Schwartz, an archaeolo­ to remove them in 1835, there “It’s a really bad way to end a “If you give the kids a deadly lived on San Nicolas with the gist at the Point Mugu Naval Air were only six to 20 Nicolefios great career. You really feel bad dull history book, they don’t re­ rest of her people until the mis­ Station. “(The Nicolefios) have a left, Schwartz said. for him and his family,” he said. tain the information. If the In­ sion padres .removed them in different language and culture Though O’Dell romanticized French said people’s shock may dian culture (is described) in an 1835,” Timbrook said. from the Chumash, which is the facts by having his heroine have been heightened because interesting story ... they will ab­ Because the Chumash lived somewhat related to the Gabrie- leap overboard and swim ashore Johnson is an athlete, and does sorb the knowledge like a on all of the other Channel Is­ lifios in the Los Angeles area,” to her brother, the real Lone Wo­ not fit the usual stereotype asso­ sponge,” said Judy Connors, in­ lands, many readers think that he said. man probably never boarded the ciated with HIV victims. structional materials supervisor the Lone Woman was also The Nicolefios’ removal from boat at all. for the district Chumash. Actually, she be­ the islands followed clashes in See MAGIC, p.5 And not only do they absorb longed to a tribe unique to the the early 1800s with sea-otter See BOOK, p.3 2 Friday, November 8,1991 HEADLINERS Daily Nexus Pro-Choicers Ask for Swift Abortion Ruling In a W... they intend to turn to the ballot box for WASHINGTON (AP) — Abortion- Local News Bri e f s rights advocates, hoping to ignite a major help. “From county sheriff to the U.S. presi­ political fight in next year’s elections, If the answer is no, American asked the Supreme Court on Thursday to dent, no elected official will escape scru­ Examining UCSB Diversity state definitively whether it has aban­ women must look elsewhere tiny,” Faye Wattleton, president of The University of California Student doned its 1973 ruling that legalized for redress. Planned Parenthood Federation of America, said. Association will meet with the system- abortion. Kathryn Kolbert wide Council on Affirmative Action and The groups said they expect the in­ Thursday’s appeal may increase the A.C.L.U. Undergraduate Education at UC Davis creasingly conservative court to overturn chances the Pennsylvania case will be its 18-year-old ruling in and heard by the high court in its current term, this weekend. Roe v. Wade According to John Perez, chair of the spark a heated election-year battle. and will be decided sometime before the But they said that even if their appeal in asked the Supreme Court to review a fed­ 1992 presidential election. But the timet­ Council on Affirmative Action, his com­ mittee will examine a five-year plan on the a Pennsylvania case was still pending be­ eral appeals court ruling that upheld a able remains uncertain. current status of minority enrollment at fore the justices next November, the issue new Pennsylvania law restricting abor­ • Pennsylvania officials previously an­ UC Irvine and UCSB. UCSB has the least would be on the front burner for candi­ tions. The groups asked the high court to nounced they will ask the high court to re­ amount of Black students enrolled of all dates and voters in 1992. use the case to decide whether it still be­ view an Oct. 21 ruling by the 3rd U.S. Cir­ the UC campuses. Meanwhile, the Democratically con­ lieves abortion is a fundamental right for cuit Court of Appeals that upheld some, Derrick Johnson, a UCSB junior and trolled Congress sent to President Bush women. but not all, of the anti-abortion restric­ UCSA representative, said they will also legislation allowing abortion counseling “The Supreme Court’s failure to reaf­ tions contained in the new state law. discuss increasing student control over at federally subsidized family planning firm Roe has fostered a steady erosion of the residence halls. clinics. (women’s) liberties,” said Kathryn Kol­ The abortion-rights groups, with 90 The Senate vote Thursday was 72-25, bert of the American Civil Liberties Un­ days to seek Supreme Court review, more than enough to override a veto. But ion. “We therefore call upon the Supreme waited less than three weeks to appeal. 101 Stoplights Soon Gone the House vote Wednesday fell short of Court ... to determine whether Roe vs. CalTrans officials will be removing the the two-thirds majority that would be Wade remains the law of the land.” The high court could agree to review last traffic light from the stretch of U.S. needed to enact the bill over Bush’s “If the answer is no,” she said, “Ameri­ the case but not schedule arguments until Highway 101 running through down­ objections. can women must look elsewhere for October 1992, just a few weeks before the town Santa Barbara soon, and are plan­ Abortion-rights groups held a news redress.” presidential election. Thus, the case conference to announce that they had The abortion-rights advocates said would not be decided until 1993. ning a Nov. 20 ceremony to celebrate the event. The freeway has been under construc­ tion since April 1988 and will be com­ Rich Americans May Social Workers Stage Magic Johnson Tests pleted in the summer of 1992. When fin­ ished, the freeway will have three lanes in Unplanned Walk Out HIV Positive, Retires each direction and one major interchange Be Taxed More Soon at Garden street. The total cost of the 1 1/4-mile long INGLEWOOD, Ca­ WASHINGTON LOS ANGELES project, including right-of-way expenses, lif. (AP) — In his first (AP) — House Demo­ (AP) — County social was nearly $60 million. cratic leaders lined up workers surprised their professional basketball Thursday behind a new union Thursday by game, Magic Johnson initiative to top their walking off their jobs in leaped into teammate Two-Wheelin’ Thru Tibet Kareem Abdul-Jabaar’s 1992 election-year what one union official A multimedia presentation about the agenda: a tax credit of called a display of arms like a joyful child. From that moment on, Johnson’s inno­ joys of two-wheeling across foreign lands up to $200 a year per worker, paid for by frustration over a breakdown in contract will be shown in Lotte Lehmann Concert talks with the county. cent, almost juvenile enthusiasm trans­ upper-income Americans. Hall on Saturday at 8 p.m. Dan Savage, spokesman for Service Em­ formed the sport and transfixed millions of Ninety million couples and individuals Andy Selter’s “A Magical Journey: would get tax cuts in 1992 and 1993 while ployees International Union Local 660, spectators worldwide. Even as he an­ said the union had received reports of nounced Thursday he was retiring from the Mountain Biking in Tibet,” a show using the richest one million would pay more. slides, colorful music and narration, do­ “It runs to the heart of what Democrats walkouts at at least 11 Los Angeles County game because he had tested positive for the cuments his three-week long journey on a stand for,” said Rep. Dan Rostenkowski Department of Public Social Services virus that causes AIDS, Johnson beamed (D-Ill.), chairman of the House Ways and offices. and joked, smiling a mile wide. mountain bike from Tibet to Nepal. Selter will discuss his adventures on Means Committee and author of the “This is something being generated right “Because of the HIV virus I have at­ proposal. at the workplace,” Savage said. “We didn’t tained, I will have to announce my retire­ the grueling trek, including struggles with The plan was promoted as good medi­ tiy to oiganize it It just happened this ment from the Lakers today,” Johnson told constant headwinds, ascents of up to cine for a sluggish economy and as a major morning. We don’t know how widespread reporters gathered at the Forum, where he 17,000 feet, and uncooperative Chinese effort to make the tax system more fair. The it is throughout the county.” played for 12 seasons with the Los Angeles border guards. Democrats, who are currently the majority After talks between the union and Lakers. party in Congress, emphasized that no ac­ county broke off Wednesday over health “I plan on going on, living for a long time A Night of Blues & More tion will be taken on the proposal until coverage, union officials announced plans ... and going on with my life,” he said. He early next year, even though they promised to revive a series of rolling strikes next added that he planned to become “a Blues, Gospel and Juba dance will be that the tax relief would be retroactive to week. spokesman for (the efforts to combat) the featured as four masters of the art ply their Jan. 1, 1992. HIV virus” and would campaign for safe trade at Campbell Hall Sunday night. sex. While action must wait, said House Ma­ Gospel singer Fontella Bass, bluesman jority Leader Richard Gephardt (D-Mo.), Dan Isn’t Happy With New When he came to the National Basket­ ball Association in 1979 as a 20-year-old, and juba dancer John Dee Holeman, gos­ the mere fact that the top two tax-writers in pel group the Birmingham Sunlights and Congress — Rostenkowski and Senate Fi­ the league was deflated. Attendance was Quayle on Quaaludes Strip the rhythm and blues of the Holmes nance Committee Chairman Lloyd Bent- stagnant, television viewers disinterested, and the game dominated by talented yet Brothers will appear in their once-in-a- sen (D-Texas) — have called for middle- EL TORO, Calif. (AP) — Vice Presi­ humorless giants such as Moses Malone, lifetime concert tour. income relief should be “pretty convincing dent Dan Quayle said Thursday he finds Jack Sikma and George Gervin. information” to Americans uncertain ab­ nothing- funny about an upcoming The Lakers won five championships out the economy, “Doonesbuiy” comic strip that repeats al­ i with him. His appeal reached far beyond Bentsen’s tax-cut proposal would bene­ legations Quayle used cocaine and Clarifications Quaaludes. Los Angeles. He was mobbed recently fit fewer people than Rostenkowski’s, but A cutline in Thursday’s Nexus incor­ The vice president said “Doonesbuiy” when the Lakers played in Paris. the most striking contrast is in the financ­ rectly stated that police officers allegedly author Gany Trudeau has a personal ven­ This past summer, his annual all-star ing of the reductions. While Rostenkowski used excessive force and racial epithets detta against him and President Bush and game and black-tie dinner raised $1.5 mil­ would put the bite on higher-income tax­ lion for the United Negro College Fund. “during a fight there Nov. 3.” It was not al­ payers — single people above $85,000 in that the allegations have been proven leged that this occurred during a fight. groundless. He collected $5 million for the organiza­ income and couples over $145,000 —: tion through five similar events, and sup­ Bentsen would take the money out of the “I don’t mind a good political fight,” ported such charities as Muscular Dystro­ Paragraph three of Thursday’s police defense budget. Quayle said. “But this is just totally ab­ phy and City of Hope among many others. blotter incorrectly stated the name of a man The big question, according to Ge­ surd. It’s wrong. It’s false. And I’m not Johnson was married on Sept. 14 to charged with petty theft at I.V. market. Hie phardt, is how the President intends to surprised, but I am outraged.” longtime girlfriend Cookie Kelly. He also name should have been Curtis, and not help taxpayers through the recession. has a son, Andre. McGuire as was written.

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This is the place. District Thursday night, Dobberteen said that capping off a short session when he retrieved his case, Give it your best shot that saw horse dung pre­ ------9f — “I said ‘I don’t want to talk sented as an award and alle­ to you,’ and I brushed him gations of batteiy from one was presenting community 1970 burning of the I.V. as I was going for the door.” director. service awards to campus Bank of America. ‘That was While no witnesses who Director Hal Kopeikin and county officials who an act of political terrorism, saw Dobberteen shove Ko­ summoned I.V. Foot Patrol were active in the drive to and it got a UCSB student deputies to the meeting after save UCSB’s Rescue Seven killed,” he said. peikin could be contacted at a brush-up with Director paramedic service. A rare Commotion over the press time, both Kopeikin Matt Dobberteen, saying “Burning of the Bank” manure prompted Boyd to and Dobberteen said some that Dobberteen had Award was also presented call a recess. at the meeting supported RADIANCE shoved him. to Isla Vistan Kent What happened next is Kopeikin’s claim. Dobberteen and other McCloud, a musician who disputed by Kopeikin and Boyd adjourned the ‘Beauty Supplies and Salon witnesses, including IVRPD fought and won a case fol­ Dobberteen. Kopeikin, who meeting due to the disrup­ Chair Mike Boyd, deny that lowing his arrest on charges called the police at 7:46 tions, and rescheduled a 1309 State Street 965-1226 Dobberteen shoved Kopei­ of violating the county noise p.m., claims that Dobber­ special session at 9:30 a.m. Saturday to complete the kin, saying rather that Ko­ ordinance. teen threatened him, saying, work left hanging last night. peikin was encroaching on After the awards were “I’m going to throw this Woodman said the dis­ Dobberteen, who then presented, Kopeikin pre­ (feces) in your face,” and la­ brushed by him on his way ter shoved him. turbances limited the work sented a plate of what he of the board to a fraction of out the door. called “very dry horse man­ “All I had to do was sign Kopeikin did not sign a the complaint (for batteiy) its normal schedule. “Three ure” to Directors Dobber­ motions were passed when Schedule complaint, and no charges and they would have taken teen and Lisa Rothstein. norm ally 10 to 15 are were filed. him away,” Kopeikin said. Kopeikin said the plate of passed,” she said. of The night's meeting was feces was for leaving cam­ “But I decided to act magna­ reportedly marred by many nimously and ignore the Associated Students paign posters for the Water President Rachel Doherty, disruptions, with Kopeikin Alltance — an unsuccessful whole thing.” Events repeatedly speaking out of who was a recipient of a slate of three candidates, in­ Foot Patrol Administra­ community service award at order and creating an atmo­ cluding Rothstein, for the sphere where it was “impos­ tive Assistant Dianna Halli­ the meeting, condemned Goleta Water Board — up burton said that deputies on Kopeikin’s behavior, and sible to do public business,” for more than 48 hours after Dobberteen said. the scene had not deter­ said that next week’s Legi­ Tuesday’s election, and for mined whether Dobberteen slative Council meeting IVRPD Secretary Monica “ignoring” residents who would have been taken into would address the issue. FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 8 Woodman said she re­ live in the R-l section of the custody, cited and released “If people like (Kopeikin) Blue and Gold Rally corded between three and district and are unhappy or reported to the District are representing us, I’m five incidents when Boyd 12 noon -1 pm • Storke Plaza with the board. Attorney’s office. scared for I.V.,” she said. called Kopeikin to order. Kopeikin also said he Boyd was equally con­ Men’s Water Polo “Director Kopeikin was be­ presented his “Caca de Ca- Dobberteen, who was demning, warning, “If he’s UCSB vs Long Beach ing extremely disruptive," ballo” award to the two be­ clearly shaken by the even­ going to keep disrupting 12 noon • Campus Pool she said. cause he objected to the ing’s events, claims that he meetings, we should recall At the meeting, the board park board glamorizing the told Kopeikin, “I should his ass.” Men’s Basketball Game Blue and Gold chapters in Santa Barbara, A.S. On-Campus Rep­ “ This has so much to do 5 pm« Events Center Oxnard and Los Angeles POLICE resentative Roger Chiang with the people who are Women’s Volleyball Match have been notified of the in­ stressed the importance of part of this campus,” Rep- Continued from p.l cident, Banks said. Plans expedition in arranging the at-Large Sharob Brown UCSB vs University of the Pacific I.V.” are being made for witnes­ meeting between the in­ said. “We should back this 7:30 pm • Events Center ses, involved officers and a volved parties, but other with a bit more than words.” Bonfire Pep Rally Several civil liberties at­ mediator to meet in the near Leg Council members following Women's Volleyball • Lagoon Lawn torneys as well as NAACP future, Banks said. wanted to go further. —Sal Pizarro SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 9 found. She then returned to and Gaucho Gala Santa Barbara to live with Dennis Denise, Swing Dancing! BOOK Nidever and his wife, Tim­ Learn to Jitterbug now! 12:30 - 2:30 pm BBQ Chicken, Cotton Candy, Chinese Food, Continued from p.l brook said. UCSB Student Discount!! Instead, historians guess However, her relatives $30. per person for 6 wk. session Sodas, Hot Dogs and Chili were believed to have been that she returned to the vil­ (Regularly $35.00) Will Be for Sale lage to look for her missing taken to the Los Angeles Game Booths • Dixieland Music area, and there was nobody New Session Begins child, and the boat was And Much More forced to leave without her in the Santa Barbara area K f November 11 & 12 Storke Reid when a storm hit, Timbrook with whom the Lone Wo­ JJrflp' Monday Tuesday said. man could communicate. 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Interviews by Dan Hilldale CAMPUS COMMENT Photos by David Rosen Do you think Magic Johnson's early retirement due to an HIV-positive diagnosis will heighten awareness of the dangers of AIDS?

I think so to an ex­ I think it’s a Yea h, I do because I think definitely. I For sure. He’s go­ It’s horrible to say tent, but I don’t tragedy. They he’s a figure in the think the fact that ing to make it re­ — yes, but some­ think that it’s go­ should put the public eye. Magic Johnson has ally public and he’s times it takes a ing to change ev­ flags at half mast. AIDS will make going to start work­ tragedy to hit a erything. People Hopefully this will people realize that ing to help it. public figure for will probably still make people more itfs not just gay That’s the way he people to realize not use caution. I aware. people or people is. the dangers. think everyone’s we don’t know. It’s shocked by it, but I close to home. don’t know what’s going to come out of it. Geoff Sieveit Geoffrey Wallace, Michele Hlinka Tanya Roman Robert Duran, Maxine Dorris jr. poll sci om budsm an jr. economics soph, psychology jr. aquatic biology sr. sociology

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Membership in The Golden 1 Credit Union is open to faculty, staff and students of University of California, Santa Barbara, and members of their families. To find out if you can join, come by or call the Santa Barbara office today. Clothestime Always in fashion. Never full price. Daily Nexus Friday, November 8,1991 5 Chícanos, Freebird Workers Save SaturdayWovembeb 9™ Meet to Discuss Allegations By Justin Marlow most nine months, Ramirez was the first to GAUCHO GALA and Jonas Svedlund bring it to the restaurant’s attention, Free­ Reporters bird’s employees said. Sean Chawla, a witness brought in by Freebird’s, said the incident could have Chicano students met with employees of been handled rationally and didn’t have to ST0RKE FIELD an Isla Vista restaurant yesterday to dis­ escalate to a conflict. cuss two separate incidents of alleged rac­ “It shouldn’t have escalated this far, 4 0-QA O-OA SHOW YOUR TRUE COLORS! ism by employees. people are just going to get mad if you start ■ NOVEMBERS Members of an El Congreso ad-hoc threatening their jobs and well being,” ¿ . O U ' l . O U committee met with staff of Freebird’s Chawla said. World Burrito on Monday and Wednesday However, Ramirez said it would have to discuss a tip jar label that they found of­ been impossible for him to control his tem­ Gaucho Football vs Cal Poly Pomona Broncos fensive and an incident where an employee per. “The tone was already set when I first 3 - 6 pm allegedly directed a racial slur at a noticed the jar,” he said. customer. El Congreso member Naomi Garcia said At the meetings, Freebird’s employees, that the label was offensive because “the 2:55: Skydiving Demonstration led by restaurant manager Bob Parr, apolo­ border patrol represents a system that has gized for both incidents, saying that constantly repressed (Mexican- neither case was racially motivated. Americans).” HALFTIME: Ultimate Frisbee Exhibition!! According to El Congreso member Ken­ The other incident involved a comment neth Ramirez, the label on the tip jar read, directed at graduate student Andres Con- “TIPS: to keep the Border Patrol away.” soli, who claims that Freebird’s employee Department of Black Studies Winter Quarter, 1992 He said he found the label offensive when Scott Harris told him not to “complain too he first saw it two weeks ago. “I was of­ Day/Time and Location Information for TBA Classes much or I’ll cut you up like chicken and Enrollment fended by it. Its implications were racist,” send you down to Mexico.” Course Number/Title Instructor Dav/Time Location Code he said. Scott Harris said he directed no such Ramirez said that when he complained comment at Consoli, adding that Consoli Black Studies 3 Kofi Hadjor T,Th Phelps 1437 Please refer to about the jar, a verbal dispute developed misunderstood him, possibly because of Introduction to African 2:00-3:15 pjn. enrollment codes between him and Freebird’s employees Jeff the noise and the hectic atmosphere at the Studies in schedule Ruzicka and Rob Orozco. restaurant. Black Studies 6 Otis Madison MWF IV Theatre I Please refer to When Ramirez asked to have the tip jar Harris said his actual words were: “I Civil Rights Movement 2:00-2:50 p.m. enrollment codes removed, Ruzicka did not immediately could give you chicken and send you on in schedule comply. “It was a busy Friday night. It was your way.” Black Studies 130A Gérard Pigeon T,Th Phelps 3515 48769 hard to please everyone, and he was just At an El Congreso meeting Thursday Négritude and African 8:00-9:15 a.m. one customer in 70,” Ruzicka said. “When night, members voted on a list of demands Literature it quieted down we could remove it We which they will give to Freebird’s employ­ Black Studies 139A Andrew Howard MW Snidecor 1653 48785 just couldn’t integrate everything at once.” ees regarding the two claims. The list was Sociology of Black- 10:00-11:15 am Although the label was on the jar for al­ not made available to the Nexus. White Relations Additional Class Offerings anymore. He lost it. I’m sure Enrollment MAGIC a lot of people feel the same Course Number/Title Instructor DavTTime Incarinn Code way about it. My little Black Studies 38A Helen Pyne-Timothy MWF 12-12:50 Psych 1824 Continued from p.l brother loved him,” he said. Introduction to Afro- Discussion M 9:00-9:50 Girvetzll08 53116 American Literature Discussion W 2:00-2:50 Biol 3 1217 53124 “He’s such a strong, But UCSB alumna Nancy Discussion TBA TBA 53132 young, macho guy. People MacNeil said she was im­ Discussion TBA TBA 53140 almost think he is invinci­ pressed that Johnson was so Black Studies 193C Helen Pyne-Timothy TBA TBA 53439 ble. I think it is part of the quick — and so upbeat — Seminar in Black Studies: shock because people usu­ about coming to the public Caribbean Women Writers T t Department of Black Studies 893-3800 ally don’t think of some with the news. for updated information young macho beer-drinking “He is really so strong. He male as getting HIV. It found out yesterday and he makes it scarier,” he said. had the strength to come Jason John, a junior out with it. I think that soci­ UCSB ARTS & LECTURES business/economics major, CamlMjr of the Heercoçt ety has trouble dealing with said Johnson was someone heterosexuality and AIDS. he could identify with, and Magic Johnson It is something they just the fact that he had the HIV don’t talk about They are virus really brought home cards and other merchan­ afraid," she said. Robert Meeropol the disease. dise immediately after the Aimee Taylor, co­ “It was scaiy when I news came out Because coordinator for the Student "Crime of the Century: The National Trauma of the heard it. He is such an all- Johnson has announced his AIDS Project, said there is American guy. He was retirement these cards are no way of knowing if and Trial and Execution of Ethel and Julius Rosenberg" straight He was such a good the last he will make. when Johnson will actually erson. He was a totally While most students were have AIDS. “Being HIV po­ ealthy athlete. If he can get sympathetic to Johnson, so­ sitive means that he is cariy- AIDS, then anyone can,” he phomore microbiology ma­ ing the antibodies, not that said. jor Jay Hakimi said he was he has AIDS. You can have For the new Isla Vista disillusioned with the star. HIV for a long time before Mon. sportscard shop, Altered “I am really disappointed in actually contracting AIDS. Shots, the news meant a dif­ him. I believed in him, that But he can still transmit it. Nov. 11 ferent thing, at least eco­ he would never do some­ He might never get sick, but nomically. It reportedly sold thing like that ... (like) he will always have HIV, more than $500 worth of sleeping around. I had a lot unless they find a cure,” she Magic Johnson trading of respect for him, but not said. 8 PM

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—Lord Chesterfield Animal Right OPINION dignity. ” progress” ant Eric P. Strzepek tims. You will cem for hum The liberation zoologists have reared tureoftheani their fuzzy heads. Once again we are stead you w prevailed upon to reject science for the statements of sake of animals (Daily Nexus, “Vivisec­ ident of Peof tion: A Monumental Waste,” Nov. 5). If ment of Anirr the column was not enough to make gest blight or you take up arms against your local re­ Humans have searcher, we were treated to a ridicul­ That’s a supr ous cartoon of a sadistic scientist about rat is a pig is a to torture a rodent Jews may hat I propose the Nexus instead print a bers, butsixb picture of an iron lung ward filled with every year.” i polio victims. There were many such It is ironic sights in this country before Dr. Jonas an allusion to Salk formulated a vaccine which all but took the rigf eliminated polio. A vaccine that was ously. Hitler v tested on animals. Perhaps another fit­ Germany was ting visual would be photographs of all vivisection. T the diabetic students who attend his merry mi UCSB. Most of them would be blind, their experim missing limbs or dead if not for the dis­ of on rats. covery of insulin through animal The Nazi l research. are “life unwc Please do not be confused by Tiffany animal rights: Ford’s mock concern for “medical we must do m The Reader’s Voice Save the Trees Editor, Daily Nexus: Today in California our forests are being abused. Ar what many take for granted today may not be here t< morrow unless something is done. There are sever main concerns regarding the California forests. MATT VOLLA/Dtily Nexia 1) Ninety-five percent of the ancient California Re< woods have been destroyed and the remaining five pe cent are not adequately protected. Magic Man, Magic Man... 2) The practice of clearcutting continues, despite th ecologically devastating effects it has in killing animal longer will people be able to believe that AIDS is a destroying streams, and making the land incapable < ______Editorial______supporting any future trees. “gay disease.” Sports in America has traditionally 3) More trees are being cut down than arepeir On May 2,1939, Lou Gehrig handed the starting been a man’s world — no wimps allowed. Athletes planted, and by simple logic, that means that these wi lineup for his team, the New York Yankees, to the are not just people who play sports, they are real be less California forestland tonight than there was th homeplate umpire in Briggs Stadium, Detroit. For men, jocks, supermen. Johnson — agile and versa­ morning. If nothing is done to change this trend,tver the first time in 2,150 games, Gehrig’s name was not tile at 6’9”, endowed with dazzling physical talents tually the forests in California will virtually disa/>ea on that list. He had been taken from the game by the However, there is currently an attempt to givemucl and a hard-nosed work ethic — filled that role needed protection to California’s forests. The inilativ fatal disease that would later bear his name. perfectly. representing this effort is called the Forest and Wat< On Thursday, Los Angeles Lakers point guard Hopefully, his statement that he believes he con­ Protection Act of 1992. It would not put an end tj> loj Earvin “Magic” Johnson announced that he has tracted HIV through casual heterosexual sex will ging in the state, but it would protect the forests for oi tested positive for the HTV virus that causes AIDS, shock those who still insist on thinking of AIDS as and future generations. and that he is retiring from the game. His words The initiative would ban the environmental» d< something that homosexuals “get” (and often “de­ structive practice of clearcutting, would give protictio echoed that tragic day in 1939, and should serve as a serve”) into realizing that anybody, even someone to the last five percent of the ancient California! Rec shrill alarm for most of America, jolting it awake to like Magic Johnson, can contract AIDS. woods, and would set up harvesting limits ainjed t the realities of the AIDS epidemic. Now, in typical fashion, Johnson has stepped maintaining our state’s forestland. These actions woul For the past decade Johnson has been more than right to the podium and assumed the position, how­ help ensure that 20 years from now there will still b just a role model for millions of Americans, espe­ forests where animals and trees can live, where men an ever painful, of spokesman about the threat of the women can breathe clean air and enjoy the wildemes cially kids. His stature as an athlete and person in disease. His courage, strength of character and hon­ and where timber can be carefully harvested. the minds of people everywhere is inestimable. It esty not only speak volumes about the man himself, On Nov. 12-14, volunteers will be collecting sign! would not likely be an overstatement to say that he but should make his words all the more effective in is the best known athlete in the world. waking a still sleepy America about this modern Besides being a first-class basketball player who epidemic. has led the Lakers to five world championships, he An irony is added to this tragic situation by for­ Christianity Needs has been an example of success off the court. He has mer basketball great Wilt Chamberlain’s recent acted as a spokesperson against drugs, and has en­ boasts about having had sex with 20,000 women. couraged young minorities to succeed in school. For The image of the successful male athlete garnering Timothy Dice many Americans, he exemplifies the realization of “babes” by the dozen — an ideal forever extolled in the American Dream, the opportunity for someone our society — has received a severe tarnishing. Christianity needs babies nowt We’re who grew up poor and Black to be a success, to be­ When compared to Johnson’s soft-spoken candor, never going to out-breed the pagans at this come admirable and inspirational. rate. NO BIRTH CONTROL! NO ABOR­ Chamberlain’s boasts lose their macho appeal and TION! Women should be busy squeezing out Actor Rock Hudson’s death from AIDS helped become emblematic of dangerous ignorance. pups; not going to school, building careers or wake Middle America up to the reality of AIDS. But The game of basketball will miss Magic sorely. in any other way enriching their lives. God since Hudson was gay, albeit in the closet, many did His presence was forever an inspiration. Hopefully, has charged them with a sacred task of manu­ not take his death very seriously, and went on wrap­ America will witness his strength and voice for facturing more worshipers, and if they’re not willing to obey they should be tied to bed­ ping themselves in a security blanket that said there many years to come. He is indeed quite capable of posts and impregnated by force. Nine and a is safety in heterosexuality. making a much greater impact off the court than he half months later, we’ll untie them for a two- That blanket is now undeniably in tatters. No ever made on it. And that’s saying something. day rest period. OK, so I’m ranting. I figure if I rant and rave long enough, they’ll make me governor Doonesbury BY GARRY TRUDEAU of Louisiana. See, today I stopped by the Stu­ dents for Life anti-choice propaganda table in front of the UCen. Wanting to be fair, I TAJO i OF took one of each pamphlet they were offer­ MILLION TRUST COURSE, ing. Here I found 27 unnecessarily graphic BUCKS. YOU, THAT'S pictures of aborted fetuses, 25 biblical IT 'S A LL HONEY. PRE-TAX.. quotes, a host of claims about “War against wood. ( THERE. the unborn,” several passages against abor­ but -it is \ tion in the event of rape and at least one people £ ml ' \ against abortion in order to save the life of the higl birl mother. Every one of these pamphlets was Christiai put out by a Christian organization. while sc | L Why is it always the Christians? Why don’t Th«e w IJJ7> Jew« firebomb clinics? Why don’t Hindus as­ whin thi sail traumatized teenage girls with shock heriisph f | | À / posters? Why don’t Buddhists preach hell- to destri fire and damnation to the “sinners?” Because Qh, tt Christianity, unlike these others, is an expan­ this. In wk. sionist theology, with the goal of “saving” the eve* rea I ly Nexus Friday, November 8,1991 7 ;htists Devalue Human Life ress” and human head injury vic- we should do them on condemned pris­ Hie only way to grant rights to animals You will see little of the same con­ oners. However, Tom Reagan, author is to waive the rights of humans. The fer humans if you read the litera- of The Case For Animal Rights and a destruction of the concept of rights is of the animal rights movement. In- major ideologue within the movement, the end result. It is no surprise that ani­ I you will read the frightening wants you to know that he considers mal rights activists routinely attempt to ments of Ingrid Newkirk, the pres- medical progress of any kind wrong: destroy lab facilities and make death t of People for the Ethical Treat- “Man has no right not to be prey to the threats against scientists. If you wish to t of Animals. “Mankind is the big- diseases that he is heir to .... If there are attack rights, who better to attack than blight on the face of the earth. ... some things we can’t learn as result of the brave people who are most adept at tans have no inherent right to life, ending animal research, so be it.” using the faculty that grants rights: ’s a supremacist perversion. ... A In fact there are some members of the reason. a pig is a dog is a boy. ...Six million animal rights movement who believe I believe the effects of ending animal may have died in the gas cham- diseases are genuinely positive. In an research would be comparable to the but six billion broiler chickens die article by a member of the ecoterrorist result of the burning of the great library [ year.” I group Earth First! (people last, of of Alexandria. Hie loss of all the major is ironic that Ms. Newkirk makes course), the author uses the appropri­ works of the father of logic, Aristotle, lusion to the Holocaust. The Nazis ate pseudonym Miss Ann Hiropy and sank Europe into a period known as the rights of animals very seri- praises the AIDS virus for its ability to the Dark Ages. An era where brute !. Hitler was a vegetarian and Nazi create space for animals. She states that force and its partner in crime, mystic­ nany was the first country to ban if the disease had not come about na­ ism, reigned supreme. The animal action. The mad Dr. Mengele and turally the radical environmentalists rights activists are the modem equiva­ nerry minions simply performed would have had to invent it lents of the people who torched that experiments on the Jews, instead The basis for this genocidal ideology magnificent storehouse of knowledge. i rats. is the fallacy that animals have rights. We must not let them commit such an ie Nazi belief that some humans Animals are unable to reason. They live arson again. life unworthy of life” is present in by instincts and brute force. They are al rights ideology. They say that if capable of neither understanding nor Eric P. Strzepek is a junior studying lust do medical experiments at all, respecting the rights of other animals. pre-communications. JESSICA POWERS/My Nexir

tures on and off campus in an effort to put this initiative thing that made me go hmmm, I’m going to bring up my little less for it. And since taking care of the environ­ on the 1992 ballot. There will be a table supplying infor­ very own personal petty gripe in the hope that some ment is good for everyone, disposing of your butts is a mation about the initiative outside the UCen all three other petty gripers out there yell at me. It is, very simply, good way to cover your ass. days. butts. OK. That’s it. I’m sorry if I stepped on a few of your >used.And California’s forests are the concern of everyone, not Today, secretly and unbeknownst to the regular cam­ fingers, but I’m tired of walking on your butts. Throw be here to­ just those who visit them. Don’t make our and future pus denizens, I counted butts. On the pathway between ’em out when you’re done sucking. are several generations have to pay for the greed and lack of fore­ the library and Pardall Road, there were over 1,000 of BENJAMIN CURTIS »rests, sight that forestiy regulations of today allow. Stand up them. Five of those were freshly disposed of while I bmia Red- for the trees’ rights, file animals’ rights and your rights; watched. Extrapolating from these figures, I estimate rig five per- take a minute and put your name on the Forest and Wa­ there are more butts on campus than there are students. Hyping Alice’s ter Protection Act. If you haven’t caught on yet, I’m not talking about the despite the BRENT FOSTER two-cheeked variety, but rather the type that people Editor, Daily Nexus: lg animals, stick in their face and suck on due to the fumes from the About two weeks ago, I wrote a letter to the Nexus in­ icapable of Sucking Butts noxious shreds of burning herbage on the other end. forming the campus community about my special visit Now, there just happens to be something about these to the top of Storke Tower. Well, here is hopefully are being Editor, Daily Nexus: coffin nails which makes these particular people feel another refreshing letter, not political or serious. t there will OK. The most noxious thing I’ve read here recently privileged enough to throw them bn the ground when The other day, I visited another unique spot on cam­ re was this (besides that wonderful pro-greek diatribe) was the they’re done with them. A lot of these people think pus. Unlike Storke Tower, which everyone knows ab­ •end.lven- rather lengthy debate about what to call various groups flicking their butts looks cool. out, this little spot is virtually unknown. It’s called disa/>ear. of races. If you’re politically correct, you don’t write ab­ They probably recycle aluminum cans and newspap­ Alice’s and is located in the basement level of Cheadle givemuch- out Hispanics and blacks, but Latino/Chicanos and ers, and probably chase after that little piece of paper Hall. There is a large door on the left side of the build­ e initiative Blacks, and there aren’t “minorities,” but “people of that fell from their notebook because they want to be ing, with a sign simply reading “Alice’s.” If your curios­ and water color” (the phraseology of which implies highly racist environmentally conscious and “pitch in.” But when it ity gets the better of you, you’ll open the door and take end to log­ themes, because the “people” are being possessed or de­ comes to butts, they drop ’em on the ground, crush the stairs down the cold and dark hallway. At the bot­ its far our rived from their “color”). them into oblivion, and walk away as if they did nothing tom you find yourself in this cute little deli. OK. If everyone is going to be so nit-picky about who more revolting than squash a cockroach. At first I thought I was day dreaming, but after a few entally de- gets called what, then I am too: You better not call me That’s my gripe. Not a big one, but it irks me. moments I realized this place really existed. And there pro taction “white.” Mimes are white. Skeletor is white. I am simply Whenever I see these people dropping their butts I have were no lines and plenty of places to sit and talk to other omiaj Red- a “person of various colors.” Depending on the situa- - to forcefully remind myself that assault could be a fe­ visitors who had token the stairs down. I ate my turkey s aimed at tion, I’m tan, pale, red, yellow, blue, or even in extreme lony, because otherwise I’d feel free to throttle the guy. sub and topped my foot to the old blues music being bns would circumstances I may turn this really gross, sickly green. There are little metal rims around most garbage cans so played. vill still be Kinda like a chameleon or something. This list, of that those of you who insist that your nicotine rush is So the next time you’re feeling adventurous and hun­ re men and course, does not include the various colors obtained more important than your friends’ lungs can safely put gry for food and good company, take a walk down to vildemess, through bruises nor does it include the colors of my in­ your death sticks out before disposing of them properly. Alice’s and visit one of the best-kept secrets at UCSB. sted.i ternal (or external) organs. It’s not that hard. Try it. You’ll never even notice you’re ting signa- There. Aaah. Now that I’ve said my own personal doing it, and the environment might just dislike you a REZA GARAJEDAGHI ids New Bodies, Seeks to Expand Faith By Banning Abortion

mention the constant violence against wo­ the author could not have expected it to work men, who are not even included in their his­ unless he or she truly believed that “nothing torical overview. This same pamphlet goes has been added to file fertilized ovum who on to suggest that cesarean section deliveries we once were except nutrition.” Yes indeed, are wrong, common and done for conveni­ knowledge, experience and sentience ence sake. amount to aardvark dung compared to blind In Love and Let Live, we have the ration­ feith and chromosomes. alization that “widespread abortion hastens Abortion is a nasty business. Several of my the day when there will be too few workers to friends have gone through the process and all support the elderly — straining social ser­ have been traumatized. The last thing any of vices and increasing pressure for euthana­ them needed was an organization dedicated sia.” It’s hard to believe that anybody is so ig­ to intensifying their pain. They made difficult norant that they don’t realize there are too decisions which will stay with them for the many people for too few jobs because of an rest of their lives, but it was their decision to absurd population excess, and that the situa­ make. At least it was at the time, and is fertile tion is not going to change short of catastro­ present. With the Supreme Court now well phe or careful planning. Then again, God stocked with conservative Reagan/Bush ap­ needs more worshipers. pointees, women of the future may be denied In reference to pregnancies caused by this choice. Even as you read this, according rape, The War Against the Unborn claims: to Action Alert of Planned Parenthood: “A “If pregnancy does occur (due to rape), the gag rule, upheld by the Supreme Court last woman’s guilt should not be compounded by NICK GALLO/Dtily N eno May, bars health care workers in federally the taking of an innocent human life.” This is fended planning clinics from giving women wofid. Conversion suits this goal just fine, body to think I believe all Christians sub­ an excellent example of the medieval mental­ any information or referrals about abortion, butnt is in no way as easy as programming scribe to these doctrines. However, the ra­ ity we are dealing with. I can’t help but be re­ even if they ask, and even if their health is at people from infancy. This process requires a tionalizations for the anti-choice stands in minded of Phyllis Schlaffly's statement: “Pre­ risk from continuing a pregnancy.” So much high birthrate. It is also for this reason that the pamphlets I collected read like Nazi gnancy out of wedlock fs a sin. We shouldn’t for separation of church and state. Chistiamty has token an anti-gay stance, comic strips. be killing the babies, we should be killing the Now more than ever, we must stay in con­ whle so many other theologies have not. In Life or Death, a passage reads: “For two girls.” tact with our senators, representatives, as­ Thwe was no time to be fucking other men millennia in our Western culture, specifically In Children ... Things We Throw Away, semblymen and assemblywomen. If you sup­ whin the crusades needed soldiers, or a new protected by our laws and deeply imprinted the counseling that is an integral part of abor­ port freedom of choice or an overturn of the hemisphere had hundreds of native cultures into the hearts of all men, has existed the ab­ tion is reduced to: “‘Why, it’s so simple,’ they gag rule — which is being voted on soon — to lestroy and enslave. solute value of honoring and protecting the say, Tike removing an unsightly wart from please write, call or send a telegram. Apathy Qh, they won’t come right out and say all right of each person to live.” Are they forget­ your body. Now you’re pregnant ... now is dangerous when the other side is so vocal. this In fact, I doubt that most Christians ting the Inquisition, the witch hunts, the holy you’re not. Just rest a day and you’ll be fine.’” even realize it — and I would hate for any­ wars and “missionary” campaigns? Not to This is such an insult to our intelligence that Timothy Dice is a senior art studio major. 8 Friday, November 8,1991 Daily Nexus Daily Nexus Friday, November 8,1991 9

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Ail fdomes and misdemeanors Oct. 31 “I want us to appear as a mara Scott unified front before the ad­ When the issue was first “But I’m 18 and I’m her legal guardian.” ministration,” Kotnik said, brought up at last week’s (—A Mend trying to help out a 17-year-old sidekick noting that die way the bill meeting, Inside Wave Edi­ who had been arrested) was handled demonstrated tor in Chief Kezia Jauron at­ Every Sat. 12-1 CASH ONLY a lack of student tacked the proposal as being OPEN 7 DAYS “This sucks so hard. I was only sitting on a fence drink­ cooperation. detrimental to the produc­ ing beer.” Finance Board Chair tion of the paper, as well as 10Z STUDENT DISCOUNT Brent Yonehara joined Kot­ other committee business. “I was too drunk to walk — I had to drive.” nik in arguing that Leg Leg Council members (on regular services only) Council has no jurisdiction argued that the ultimate sav­ CARING FOR YOUR PETS SINCE I960 “But you didn’t tell him if he ran he would go to jail.” to make such changes in the ings would far outweigh the ONE RLE REBIND SANTA CRUZ MRKT OFF HOLLISTER charters of the boards since $1,401 cost of installing the > they are not A.S. entities. keypad. GOLETA PET HOSPITAL Nov. 1 343 Rutherford St. “You just can’t jump into “We use $1,400 on one 967-1811 “When I’m 30, I’ll have a life!” their affairs; it’s like the month’s paper alone,” A.S. chancellor saying let’s shut Internal Vice President Bert “I’ve got a law question. Can I drive barefoot? Or is it down Leg Council,” Watters said, launching into illegal?” Yonehara told the council. what she called an “over­ In the end, it was another whelming” speech. “We’re just playing duck, duck, goose.” brand of confusion that “There was an enormous killed the bill. Off-Campus abuse of the copier ma­ “We got busted and we’re getting out of this town.” Representative and Leg chine, so we set up a pur­ Council sponsor of the chasing account, and there Nov. 2 proposal Jesse Wells, who hasn’t been any bitching ab­ must ensure that the out that. So now, this last “But I was just on my way home.” student-sponsored bill is bastion of abuse is being correct in its form and adhe­ threatened, and people are “Hey, look. The cops use plastic handcuffs.” rent to A.S. legal code, took getting scared,” Watters the measure off the agenda said. “I’m never coming back to Santa Barbara.” before it was scheduled to “Someone told me, ‘I’ve come up. Wells said he worked long and hard for “But this is Versateller parking.” wasn’t familiar enough with A.S., shouldn’t I get some A PLAY BY (—While being ticketed for parking in the red zone the legislation, and any pos­ Mnge benefits?”' Yonehara TINA HOWE near the money machine on Embarcadero Del Norte) sible legal hangups. said. “I think that’s bullshit. “I need at least a week for That’s wrong. We’re MAIN THEATRE .V “Hey, is Malibu in this county?” something like this,” Wells volunteers.” said. “This is ridiculous. Yonehara also said that November 1-2 “What is essential is invisible to the eye.” Shred i t ” A.S. Secretary Denise Ri­ and 7-9 8:00 Another issue that Leg naldi sent him a memo dur­ “I should’ve looked both ways before I crossed the street Council members hoped ing summer session that November 3 with beer.” would be a painless cost­ said 1,800 sheets of paper 2:00 PM cutting measure also met were used by the laserwriter Q: How tall are you? with some inflammatory de­ during those few months. STUDENTS $7.00 A: 5’12” bate. but was ultimately ap­ “The problem comes in GENERAL $8.50 proved after two votes. when we’re spending A.S. B O X O FFICE “What are my charges?” Because of apparent ab­ money to fund their per­ 805-893-3535 use by A.S. officers and sonal papers,” On-Campus DEPARTMENT "Ouch, ouch, ouch.” committee members, as well Rep Roger Chiang added. as other students on cam­ “Anyone who uses it for per­ “If I wasn’t drunk I wouldn’t be here.” pus, Leg Council voted to sonal privileges and per­ THEATRE a t UCSB purchase a keypad for the sonal papers should be shot UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA - SANTA BARBARA two laser printers A.S. uses and lolled.” on the third floor of the A motion was not made It's that time again... UCen. on Chiang’s proposal. READ NEXUS SPORTS

Doonesbury G Coming Next Week! YOU'RE A WHAT, YOU A UCSB ARTS & LECTURES I PERFORM ANCE M O R O N OR ARTIST? WHAT SOMETHING? I S PERFORM - YOU JERKIN ' G.B. makes fun of Dan Andy Selters ANCE ART ANY- MY CHAIN, Quayle, satirizes alleged “A Magical Journey: Mountain Biking in Tibet" is a drug deals involving the multimedia production that indudes slides, music and narration by adventurer Andy Selters, who took vice president, ana a three-week bildng journey from Lhasa, Tibet to generally steams the Kathmandu, Nepal. Saturday, November 9 / 8 PM / FREE staff of the White House. UCSB Lotte Lehmann Concert Hall

Have some brie, George! For information call: 893-3535 Friday, November 8,1991 10 Daily Nexus NCAAs: Riding an Emotional High Coni from back page thing more like rugby. WOMEN’S SOCCER CHAMPIONSHIPS Tne Gauchos showed they can also play physical Nov. 9*10 Novs 16*17 N om 2 3 N o« 2 4 soccer last weekend in a 2-1 victory over the University of Connecticut, a win which vaulted UCSB into postsea­ son play. The seventh- ranked Hawks (13-6-0), however, have a better scor­ ing line than the Huskies. Forwards Kim LeMere and Rose Daley, the latter a Her­ rmann Trophy nominee, combined for 27 goals and 71 points in the regular season. MELISSA LALUWDatfy N ans The Gauchos will have only 11 players available for will start for UCSB. so confident, I know we can the match, as forward Julie “We just have to keep up do this.” Bushman is out with a knee our play, we have to keep injury suffered in the playing the way we have If they can, and the odds UConn win. Midfielder Lisa been playing,” Harris said. are once again against them, CHRIS FITZ/Driljr N ora Ferragamo, who also in­ “If we keep playing like this, Bobak will have a lot more A plethora of injuries, including senior midfielder Kiersten Taub (on ground), has re­ jured her leg in that match, nobody can stop us. We’re cheering to deal with. duced the Gauchos’ active roster to 11 players heading into the playoffs.

_ ...... That should also bode but they beat Azusa Pacific H i i n T R ATT we^ f°r Thomas, who with in a scrimmage this year, so SPIKERS X W v / X 13 r \ I j I j 55 catches has become a le- they could be tougher than j gitimate threat himself to Cont from back page it looks,” he said. Cont from back page Fleming’s record. Thomas’ rector John Kasser. She cur­ high of 11 receptions in a Azusa has twice stymied rently ranks second in the record 62 receptions last year. He enters Saturday’s game would suggest that he, the UCSB offense in the sec­ Big West Conference in game against the Broncos too, could have a field day if ond half of their games this blocks with a 1.4 blocks per things go well for the year, but gave Santa Barbara game average, and she is needing only two catches to break his season record, a Gaucho offense. But that comfortable leads at the seventh in the league in hit­ could be a big if, according start, a trend the Gauchos ting percentage with a .291 realistic goal against an to Fleming. hope to continue against mark. Junior outside hitter undermanned Pomona club “Cal Poly’s a club team, the Broncos. Vicki Simonis ranks third in team. the conference in service aces (0.55 apg), just ahead Barbara takes on a Loyola “We were too tired the of the Gauchos’ Tina Van Marymount team that is in­ last time we played them Loon. POLO ferior in size and ability to and that’s why we lost,” Iva- UCSB will move to Rob the Gauchos, who won an novic said. “But we are a Gym on Saturday night in Cont from back page earlier contest, 16-10. But much better team and another tough test against much weaker in the last Head Coach Pete Snyder there’s no question in my 18th-ranked Fresno State match, but the Gauchos are isn’t looking past the Lions. mind that we will win this (730, KCSB 91.9-FM). The in better shape and are play­ Santa Barbara will try to time.” Gauchos are just ahead of ing their best water polo of put forth a better effort UCSB will be without its the Bulldogs (19-9, 9-5) in the year. against the lOth-ranked Air co-captain, junior two- both the Big West standings “We are playing great,” Force Academy Sunday af­ meter man Matt Teeple, for ru and the latest- Northwest sophomore driver Nik Iva- ternoon, tiying to improve this weekend's games. Tee­ Region poll, and the match novic said. “We have a lot of on an 8-5 loss two weeks ple suffered a serious lacera­ may have important impli­ confidence and we have ago. The Gauchos played a tion to his inner eye Tues­ cations for NCAA playoff been vety focused at prac­ sluggish game, and they al­ day at practice and is unable seedings at die end of the tice. I think we can upset lowed the Falcons to grab to engage in any strenuous season. Santa Barbara de­ these guys.” , the lead early and never re­ physical activity until heal­ feated FSU in the two Sunday morning Santa linquish it. ing of his eye warrants it. teams’ first meeting this year in Fresno. “We all know that this “I plan on living for a long Not about Magic Johnson weekend is important to our time,” said Johnson yester­ the basketball player, but ELLIOTT day at the news conference Magic Johnson the person. future,” Gaucho setter Ste­ DAVID ROSEN/Dûly Neu» phanie Cox said. “We have where he announced his re­ He has a young son Cont from back page to beat Fresno because Setter Chrissy Boehle and her Gaucho teammates tirement from his 12-year whom he must now explain we’re tied with them — we take their 15-7 overall record into the ECen tonight stretched arms of Kevin touring Magic show. “I plan this to. He must now face need at least a split for the when they will take on #3 UOP at 7:30. McHale, and banked it in as on going on with my life, his own mortality — the weekend.” time ran out. But he could and enjoying some of the young, dashing, athletic god do that to you. He could While UCSB sophomore p er game (3.85 kpg). some mid-season struggles. other sides of living. I will must now deal not only with make you believe. He could become a spokesman for the retirement, but with death. Ana Elisa Franca has had Gaucho outside hitter Kris- “I’ve been playing better make you shake your head disease, because I want to He must give up that which her struggles since she tie Ryan is fourth in the Big lately,” Cox said. “I had in disbelief and cry- little teach young people that it he loves like no other, and moved from the right side to West in digs with a 3.2 dpg some poor matches against tears of joy and take you can happen to you. I will then take on the reigns of a the middle, she still ranks average, and Cox is back in Hawaii, but I think I’m back right to the heart of the deal with it. Life is going to campaign against the most seventh in file league in kills the starting lineup after on track now.” game. And cry. go on for me, and I’ll be a dangerous of foes. Magic The magnitude of his loss happy man.” Johnson, Los Angeles > is and will be more unbe­ At first, thinking that Laker, must now become : lievable as time passes, and Magic Johnson is consider­ Earvin Johnson, Jr., cru- I the grim reality sets in. He ing how long he might live is sader, educator, example, j defined basketball as it is shocking. But, hearing him And all while playing the i WRITERS WANTED presently known. Along say it, you start to believe. toughest game of, and for, with Larry Bird, he gave the Hearing him clown with the his life. sporting world its greatest reporters that he dealt with Sixty-two years ago, a dy­ individual rivalry. He gave bnlliantly over the years, ing Lou Gehrig walked to his heart and body and soul hearing him say he wants to the pitcher’s mound at Burn the to the game, and the re­ play a little one-on-one with Yankee Stadium to thank wards were many. And most Kareem, you start thinking the fans who’d come to were enjoyed by us. As a ba­ he’s not just filling repor­ honor the Iron Horse, who sketball player, he will go ters’ notepads. He doesn’t had been forced out of base­ forever unequaled in terms sound sick, he doesn’t look ball by an illness that would Broncos! of the "complete package,” sick, and he’s not acting shortly claim his life. In the in terms of everything he sick. No, it seems now that face of his impending death, brought to the game, all that maybe Magic’ll pull this one his family’s pain, the loss of Bonfire after the he could do. As a person, out, too. his career, he stepped to the though, it seems his life has “After (my career) was microphone and said, ‘To­ just begun. over, I always wanted to live day, I consider myself the W omen’s Volleyball Game a normal life,” he said. luckiest man on the face of “Hopefully, I’ll remain a the earth.” part of the game, with the Lakers, with the league. Ba­ Magic, today, after hear­ Bring your favorite image of a sketball will still be a part of ing you speak and watching my life. A part of my life is you begin what is sure to be gone, but I feel good, my your toughest fight, I feel bronco to throw into the fire! wife is healthy, and we’re like the luckiest man on the gonna go on.” face of the earth. You have God, his wife. Imagining been, are, and ever shall be Approximately 9:15 behind UCen what this must be like for my hero, and, after yester- j 1 Cookie Kelly — Johnson’s day, you still would’ve been new bride — is near impos­ if you’d never picked up a SHOW YOUR TRUE COLORS! 500 B. Roteilo Rd. sible. But doing that puts all basketball in your whole Goleta • 967-4456 of it into a new perspective. life. Daily Nexus CLASSIFIEDS Friday, November 8, 1991 1 1

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Path to Hartford Was Hard-Fought Magic Man Despite Injuries, Six Losses, Faces His Women Given Shot at Title Toughest By Brian Banks Trick Yet Staff Writer_____ That it happened like this is unbelievable, shockingly, Once the cheering subsided, Tad Bobak got down to unacceptably unbelievable. business. The feelings that hit me now The UCSB women’s soccer head coach wasn’t going like waves can’t help but re­ to let his team celebrate too long. Sure, they had just re­ mind me of how I felt five ceived word that they were one of 12 teams in the NCAA years ago when my dad Championship Tournament, but Bobak was not just passed away. Magic John­ happy to be there. son, like my father before, is “He gave us the full speech right afterwards,” midfiel­ in my every thought, grip­ der Laurie Hill said, referring to one of the many Bobak ping me, forcing me to think motivational talks. “It was totally uplifting and pumped about and accept this horri­ us up even more.” ble tragedy. The news today There is room to question how much more pumped hit me like that, and I was the Gauchos could get. UCSB was a longshot to make just as unprepared today as I the tournament after compiling a 12-6-0 record and re­ was that December day five entering the top-20 with just one week left in the season. years ago. Now, four days after learning of the surprising NCAA Magic Johnson has tested bid, the Gauchos are in Connecticut preparing to face HIV-positive. The untouch­ the University of Hartford Saturday at 10 a.m. local time. able has been touched, the “I just expect it to be a really tough game back there,” unthinkable thought. In defender Julie Harris said before the team left Thursday one sweeping motion, a morning. “I think everybody’s really prepared to go back league’s course has been al­ and play our hearts out, really play our hearts out. That’s tered, a team’s chances what our whole team is playing on — heart and drastically reduced, thou­ sands of lives changed. It character.” makes you want to cry, or But Santa Barbara will also need power and aggres­ hit something, or yell at DAVID ROSEN/Mj Nena siveness to overcome the Hawks’ home-field advantage. whatever cruel god could UCSB has traditionally had problems playing on file ever take away basketball’s THE ST A B ILIZ E R — The Gauchos will look to freshman sweeper Kris Bassler to east coast, where soccer play tends to resemble some- continue her role as backbone of the defense in Saturday’s NCAA first-round game freshest breath of air— ever. at the Univ. of Hartford. My mind races, races See NCAAs, p.10 back to his first game, against the San Diego Clip­ pers, 1979. It may have been HOMECOMING WEEKEND the first game of a long 82-game season, a game which even the youngest of Spikers Look to veterans might loaf through, Blue-Gold Game Tonight UCSB Hopes to knowing there would be many more to follow, but When it comes down to it, it may only be an exhibition not Magic. I guess some­ Duplicate Wins game, but for Gaucho basketball and its fens, it marks Finish With Win body forgot to tell him that the beginning of a new season. you don’t get points for ef­ By Jonathan Okanes The UCSB men’s basketball team will play in its an­ By Josh Elliott fort or intensify or electric­ Staff Writer nual Blue-Gold game tonight at five in the Events Cen­ Staff Writer______ity. When he lobbed that ter. Admission is free to UCSB students with a valid re­ pass into Kareem for a last- gistration card. Defeating Pacific is usually satisfying True, this could be the last game that second, game-winning sky­ UCSB Head Coach Jerry Pimm and Assistant Coach hook, and then went unde­ for the UCSB women’s volleyball team. Ben Howland will each coach a team in the inter-squad the UCSB football team ever plays. True, But when the Gauchos beat UOP for just this is Homecoming weekend, which last niably crary, jumping and matchup, w|d^gi^sGduchd-fens their ffetlookatfiHr: hugging and clinging to the the fourth time ever earlier in the season, 1991-92 team in action. year featured a football game that the it didn’t exactly make Santa Barbara rest Gauchos would rather forget, as they ageless captain, he showed any easier. lost, 48-10, to Western New Mexico the world what it had gotten Pacific’s starting setter Melanie State. And, true, Santa Barbara (5-3) has itself into. Namely, the game Beckenhauer-Heller was forced to leave Improved Poloists Looking already clinched its fifth straight winning of basketball. that match with an injury, and UCSB was season, the longest in school history. He took the game from able to pull out a four-game win in Stock- But, come Saturday, when the Gauchos the doldrums of the 1970s ton. However, as the Gauchos prepare for 3 Wins Over Weekend will face Cal Poly Pomona at Harder Sta­ and gave it to the fans. His for the rematch with the Tigers tonight at dium at 3 p.m. (KCSB 91.9-FM), there combination of size, speed the Events Center (7:30, KCSB By Bryan Sullivan will be anything but an unfocused and control had never been 91.9-FM), #12 UCSB (15-7, 10-4) is Staff Writer______Gaucho squad on the field. seen before, and he used ready to prove that the victory was not “(Head) Coach (Rick) Candaele said them accordingly. He gave just a result of UOP’s lack of setting. that we’re going to go for the points this the basketball world the ex­ “We want to prove that we can beat After earning its first conference victory with a win over week,” said senior Amahl Thomas, who, citement that it craved, them without using their setter as an ex­ Fresno State last weekend, the UCSB water polo team will as the Gauchos’ second-leading receiver, made the pass an art form. cuse," UCSB freshman outside hitter be looking to earn its second oneihis weekend, as it hosts would seem to be in line for the spoils of He was a great player, one Heather Collins said. “We had a really Long Beach State on Saturday at Campus Pool at noon. any increase in UCSB’s already-potent for all time, which makes it good practice today and I think everyone The Gauchos will also host two non-conference games offensive scheme. that much harder to accept is ready.” Sunday, against Loyola Marymount at 9 a.m. and Air Force This weekend is indeed an important that the word was is now all at noon. The third-ranked Tigers (17-3, 12-2) one for Gaucho football, as it will also you will read about Magic bring their usual firepower to Santa Bar­ The 1 lth-ranked Gauchos (1-6 in the Big West, and 9-16 bid adieu to its all-time leading wide re­ Johnson, basketball player. bara, including middle blocker Sharon overall) will try to avenge an 8-4 loss to the sixth-ranked ceiver, Brian Fleming. He has 186 career My mind races, races on Kasser, the daughter of UCSB athletic di- 49ers with a more confident approach. Santa Barbara was catches, including a school single-season to a winter night in 1988, when the Lakers took the See SPIKERS, p.10 See POLO, p.10 See FOOTBALL, p.10 best record in the league into Boston to face a dangerous Celtic team. When my friend and I Beainy to Miss 4-5 Weeks With Broken Finger climbed into the car on our way to a party, the Lakers were down by 11 going into The UCSB women’s basketball team added another “With the type of year we’re looking forward to, I think it the start of the fourth quar­ name on Thursday to its long list of casualties endured dur­ would be a mistake to make too many changes right now,” ter. When we arrived at the ing the 1991 season. Starting forward Barbara Beainy, who French said. house, two seconds re­ suffered a spiral fracture of her right index finger in Wed­ mained and the Lakers had nesday night’s exhibition game against the Latvian Na­ Although Beainy faces the knife for the first time in her the ball at midcourt, down tional Team, will undergo surgery this Monday and is ex­ career, she indicated that she wasn’t that nervous. by two. I shall never foiget: pected to be out of action for at least 4-5 weeks. “Not at all. I’m just going to go in there and do it,” Beainy said adding that although her injury may keep her off the ' the asses that we made of: ourselves after Magic took Beainy joins most of her squad on the disabled list, with court, it will not keep her from staying in shape. only four of the team’s 12 members completely injury-free. Although he was frustrated with the growing list of in­ the inbounds pass and Despite these concerns, UCSB Head Coach Mark French jured players, French stressed that things could be worse. somehow got a three-point shot off, over the out- indicated that he would not dramatically juggle his starting “At least it’s now, and not in December.” Barbara Beainy lineup. —Scott McPherson forward See ELLIOTT, p.10