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Friday, December 10, 1993 Bowling Green, Ohio Volume 76, Issue 73

Briefs Clinton embraces gun control Weather Attorney general believes obtaining gun should be difficult Rain turning to snow: should be licensed and illegal proposed ban on assault ammunition and firearm sales. Friday - Rain becoming by Nancy Benac ing insecure and tired of the vio- "The frustrations of citizens mixed with snow by late in The Associated Press lence," Clinton told officials weapons collected through an weapons. the day. Breezy with a morn- from 35 cities gathered at the amnesty program. Registering guns is not enough, and police have reached a point ing high in the middle 40s, White House. "It's changing On Thursday, Clinton said, "We Reno said, because people should of no confidence in a system that with the temperature falling WASHINGTON - Pressed by everyone's life in ways that are ought to talk about what else we be required "to know how to repeatedly puts dangerous felons to the lower 30s by late crime-weary mayors and police quite destructive. We have to do and where we go," without re- safely and lawfully use a gun" back on the street," Salt Lake afternoon. Southwest winds to embrace tougher gun controls, move, and I think we are pre- ferring directly to the gun licens- before they can buy one. City Police Chief Ruben Ortega 10 to IS mph becoming a somber President Clinton de- pared to move." ing idea he had ordered the Jus- A task force from the U.S. Con- told Clinton. northwest and increasing to clared Thursday that violence is Clinton called for passage of a tice Department to begin study- ference of Mayors presented Louisville Mayor Jerry 15 to 25 mph in the after- "tearing the heart out of our tough crime bill, including provi- ing on Wednesday. Clinton with a report Thursday Abramson, president of mayors noon. Chance of precipita- country." The attorney general sions to put more police officers Attorney General Janet Reno recommending gun registration, conference, said violent crime tion 70 percent. said it ought to be at least as hard on the street and ban gun owner- said the department also was banning semiautomatic assault has reached epidemic propor- Friday night...Cloudy with to get a gun as a driver's license. ship by children. He also has di- considering a limit on the num- weapons, imposing waiting tions, such that "people in our cit- a chance of snow early. Low "The American people are rected the Justice Department to ber of guns an individual may periods on purchases of all in the middle 20s. Chance of tired of hurting and tired of feel- study whether gun owners own and a broader version of a firearms and significantly taxing See CRIME, page 5. snow 50 percent. The BG Ne»i/N«hu Wallacr On campus Board approves Go ahead and gamble: The University's North- local donation east Commons will be turned into a casino for charity this Friday night. by Courtney B.Gangeml "Gambling for a Cause" administration reporter will take place from 8 p.m. to 2 a.m., with all of the The University Board of Trustees approved the property donation profits going to the Muscu- of the local Hotel Mi 1 li kin to the University Thursday. lar Dystrophy Association Virginia U. Nader, Fred W. Uhlman, Jr. and Robert M. Uhlman and Toys for Tots. The Resi- have generously donated a parcel of realty referred to as "Hotel Mil- dent Student Association likin," located at 105 S. Main St., Bowling Green, Ray Medlin, a and Kohl Hall are sponsor- trustee announced. ing the event. The three-story building was constructed in 1897 and continues to Tickets can be purchased be a valuable asset of historical significance. In 1977, the hotel was for $3 at any residence hall placed on the National Register of Historic Places under the information desk or for $4 at patronage of the Secretary of Interior within the provisions of the the door. National Historic Preservation Act of 1966, Medlin said. A wide variety of games "When constructed, [the Hotel Millikin] was the most expensive will be set up, including building in Wood County, formerly serving as an elegant hotel, res- blackjack, poker and roule- taurant and, subsequently, site of retail shops," Medlin said. tte. Food and prizes will also Currently, Hotel Lobby Donuts resides on the ground level of the be available. building. "It's for a very good The trustees acknowledged and recognized the generosity of the causc,"said Megan McA- gift of the Hotel Millikin and gave special thanks to the donors. dams, chairwoman of the In other business, the trustees were updated on the Non-Academic event. Functions Committee which was established last spring to in- vestigate non-academic functions of the University, said Thomas Erekson, chairman of the committee. Can't get tickets? Buy a "This was a monumental task to undertake," Erekson said. "The tape: committee has met several times since last spring." Would you like a tape of The committee said they hope to have a final report to University the Dec. 18 graduation cer- President Paul Olscamp by June 1994. They said they will synthesize mony, but don't think the and develop various recommendations, Erekson added. final product will be worth "We don't intend to back off tough issues. We will state the problem the effort? in a professional manner," Erekson said. WBGU-TV will be taping The trustees thanked the committee for their hard work and con- the commencement with a tinued efforts. Clifford Brooks was appointed to emeritus status by four-camera production the trustees. He retired Sept. 1, 1993, and was an associate professor unit, offering close-up shots of Educational Curriculum and Instruction. of each graduate receiving The recommendation to appoint him came from the department of their diploma along with educational curriculum and instruction, the dean of the College of other aspects of the cere- Education and Allied Professions, the Committee on Honorary De- mony, including guest grees and Commemoratives, Vice President for Academic Affairs speakers. Eloise Clark and Olscamp. Tapes are $24.95 if Park Leathers, George Hammond and Ronald Partin were also con- ordered before graduation gratulated on receiving various honors by Olscamp. and $29.95 for orders Leathers is the chairman of the department of accounting and received after graduation. management informational science and has been named the 1993 The cost includes shipping, Outstanding Ohio Accountant Educator by the Ohio Society of Certi- handling and tax. Payments fied Public Accountants and the Ohio Region of the American Ac- should be made by check or counting Association, Olscamp said. through Mastercard, Visa "He was cited for his outstanding contributions to the education of and Discover. For more in- accountants and to the field of accountancy," Olscamp said. formation contact Christine George Hammond, the distinguished visiting professor in photo- Sexton, business manager of chemistry, received an honorary degree from the Weizmann Insti- Record Buff WBGU-TV at (419) 372-7005. tute of Scientific Research in Rehovt, Israel on Nov. 8. "On behalf of the entire University community, we congratulate Freshman undecided major Mlchelc Leopold leafs through a pile of records during the annual record sale In Jerome Library Thursday afternoon. Leopold sorts out the 45 records and decides what she Dr. Hammond on this most prestigious honor." Olscamp said. Man indicted for tamper- wants to buy. ing: See TRUSTEES, page 5. Raymond Quinlin, 19, 20765 N. Dixie Hwy., was indicted last week by a Wood County grand jury for Wiemels remembered Stress may be one count of tampering with evidence, a fourth-degree She participated in a school 1993, she was assistant editor. felony. Also indicted in con- by Joe Peltier choir, was a member of the track Teachers said Wiemels was a nection with the same inci- police reporter life-threatening team, practiced ballet and read good writer and student. dent was Penny S. White, 19, 926 N. Summit, who was in- almost constantly. Ralph Wolfe, one of Wiemels' by Melissa Llpowskl Friends, family and teachers "She read almost three books a dicted on one count of ob- English professors, said she car- health reporter described Helen Wiemels as a week," Elizabeth said. ried an 'A' in his class and con- structing justice, a fourth- quiet and thoughtful person - a degree felony. Elizabeth said she believes He- tributed to class discussion. good student who took part In len had a lot of potential. The pair allegedly tried to At the end of the semester, stress is a familiar feeling among Uni- high school sports and was in- "Everyone had great hopes for History professor Lillian Ash- foil law enforcement in- versity students. volved in a college literary or- her, they all thought she would craft-Eason said Helen was one While the majority of students are able to resolve the stress in their vestigation attempts by ganization. succeed." During her senior officers who were looking of her best students. Wiemels lives before it becomes overwhelming, this stress can become life-th- Wiemels, a junior • English year, Wiemels took third place in was doing so well that Ashcraft- reatening for others. for alleged escapee Daniel major who was struck and killed a Cuyahoga Community College Faust, 19, and assist him to Eason asked her if she would tu- When a major tragedy occurs on campus, like the death of Helen by a train Wednesday, was a poetry contest. tor another student. Wiemels "benefit from a crime." Wiemels, there is usually a University response, said Michael Vetter, native of University Heights, Elizabeth said Helen was a agreed. assistant vice-president for student affairs of residential services. Ohio. Bom July 24,1973, she was "family person," and had trav- Friends said Wiemels will be Events like this have the opportunity to evoke painful feelings from Here are Thursday night's the fifth of seven children in her eled to visit her brother in the missed. within students who knew the victim and even in those who did not Ohio Lottery selections: family. Peace Corps. "She was a very intelligent, Jeanne Wright, the director of the Wellness Center, said. Helen attended Regina High "She was very close to my very poetic and very romantic "At times like this, students need to leam how to deal with their Pick 3 Numbers: 8-1-6 School, an all-girls' Catholic brother and I," she said. "She person," Stas Krukowski said. Ed own emotions and sometimes need to find their own support Pick4 Numbers: 1-4-4-7 school near Cleveland. even went to Fiji to see Joseph Gore said he and other friends systems," Wright said. Buckeye S: 13-27-30-31-36 Elizabeth Weimels said during [her brother]." While attending are still looking for ways to deal Students often feel they have to be a part of the victim's immediate high school Helen was involved the University Wiemels, a junior with her death. family or a close friend of the victim in order to seek help, Wright Compiled from staff and in several extra-curricular or- English major, was on the staff of "I don't know what I'm going to said. wire reports. ganizations and was extremely "Prairie Margins," one of the do," Gore said. "I'm just going to busy. campus' literary magazines. In try and accept she's not here." See COPING, page 9.

* Opinion page two The BG News Friday, December 10, 1993 The BG News -An Independent Student Voice- Editorial Board Kimberly Larson Editor-in-Chief „ Kirk Pavelich Eileen McNamara Managing Editor Associate Editor Julie Tagliaferro Chris Hawley Campus Editor City Editor Aaron Dorksen Sherry Turco Sports Editor Opinion Editor Connell Barrett Insider Editor E.A.R.tothe Ground... It's time once again, pardners, for E.A.R. to the Ground to tip its Stetson and ride into the sun- set until next semester. But before we saddle up thar's one more thang we want to jaw about: The E.A.R. Cease and Desist File (or People We Think Should Take A Long Nap): Michael Jackson: We're tired of your perennial childhood, your weirdness, your cosmetic night- mare, your crotch-grabbing, and your current con- troversy. And we're just plain tired of you. H. Ross Perot: You lost the election, Ross. It was in all the papers. You're too busy running your mouth to realize that nobody cares what you think. You've overstayed your political welcome. Go away. Sen. Robert Packwood: Give 'em the diaries or Elders' views controversial don't. Put up with the heat or resign. Just stop acting like a wishy-washy crybaby and keep your mitts to Our president is trying to fix our health legalizing drugs, especially coming from the yourself. You're supposed to be serving the public, care system, and our nation's top doctor is U.S. Surgeon General. For many years sur- remember? telling us what she thinks the solutions are. geon generals have been sending the mes- Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders, the sage across America that smoking is harm- Tom and Roseanne Arnold: First you show us the woman with all the radical ideas, thinks this ful, and potentially deadly. Now, we have a tattoos on your butts, and now you're "marrying" country should legalize drugs in an effort to surgeon general telling us to legalize some- your personal assistant. Give the National Enquirer reduce violent crime. As a result the White thing more harmful than cigarettes. and all of us a rest. Outside of the show you're not House is distancing itself from her opinion. Drugs killed River Pheonix at the ripe that funny anyway. Joycelyn Elders seems to have touched off young age of 23, and he had the potential to Rush Limbaugh: We're praying that you, your one firestorm of controversy after another be a great actor. Twenty-three is is an age mouth, and your blatantly biased political views go from the time she was appointed Surgeon much younger than the average age of those the way of Morton Downey, Jr. General. Everything she says tends to rub that die from lung cancer. If Joycelyn Elders Madonna: Yuur provocative image is becoming someone the wrong way, and her credibility continues to remain with her position on blase, girl. Yoi" don't shock us anymore, and you're often goes unchallenged. Some of the issues Rick Hackbarth legalizing drugs, then we need a new sur- more overexposed than a photo taken at high noon. she has sparked controversy over include geon general. sex education, abortion, gun control, and So, any way you look at it, it doesn't look Put some clottes on and try keeping your hair one medical uses of marijuana and, probably in theory, legalizing drugs like the ideal solution. Legalizing drugs color. In the matter of sex education, Elders said would increase the number of users. would only create problems in other places, Joey Buttafuoco: Who loves ya, Joey? Only your- schools should teach high school students, This then would have an affect on every and it doesn't make the situation any better. self, it seems. You got what you deserved, and we're what to do in the back of a car, just like environmental and human interaction we The problems will still exist and remain as hoping you and your egotistical swagger fade into schools teach them what to do in the front face on a daily basis. The work place would they already are, and perhaps get worse. the grey prison woodwork. If Mary Jo waits she's a seat. Just imagine two kids in the back seat be affected and production would decrease. There is one other thing that Joycelyn bigger fool than you. of a car holding a Joycelyn Elders back seat The family would be affected, and the Elders said this week that rubbed people the Beavis and Butthead: We're still stumped over how sex manual, complete with a condom. She biggest victims would be the children. It wrong way. It's her position on toy guns. anything this obnoxious and idiotic and-let's face it- even wants to start sex education as early as would be a very unsafe environment for Right in the middle of the Christmas shop- below us could be such a hit. Or maybe we just an- kindergarten, when little boys and girls are children. Just like drinking is linked to vio- ping season she is telling parents not to buy not even attracted to the opposite sex. lence, automobile accidents, and other their children toy guns, saying that they swered our own question. They and their audience Elders is guilty of allowing defective con- tragedies, an addict high on drugs would promote violence in children. There is no definitely deserve each other.Dr. Jack Kevorkian: doms to be distributed to high schools in Ar- have same adverse affect. Legalizing drugs reason to believe that toy guns promote vio- You've turned your crusade into a shameful three-r- kansas, where she was the state's top health wouldn't solve anything. lence, and there has been no research to ing circus, and now you're determined to be a mar- official. As you can see, what she says and If drugs were legalized would it reduce prove it. Kids have been playing cops and tyr. Take your monstrous ego out of the public eye does is very controversial. crime? That's the main question that is being robbers for many generations now, and and use it to actually help people. Joycelyn Elders believes that, by legaliz- brought up in this debate. One argument is there is no correlation between toy guns and LaToya Jackson: We've had enough of your out- ing drugs like crack, crime would be re- that it would reduce the number of people crime. rageous stories about your dysfunctional family. duced. Elders said that violent criminals are going to jail, and there wouldn't be the need From now on just sing, or whatever it is you do. "robbing, stealing and all of these things to to build more prisons. This possibly could be Heidi Fleiss: You're a prostitute, plain and simple, get money," so that they can buy drugs. true, but we would still be wasting taxpayer Elders said "We even know that toy guns so wipe that stupid celebrity grin off your face. While this is true, it doesn't do anything for money. were used in 30,000 robberies in the past five the addict to have cocaine available over the The money saved from not needing to years." This makes one wonder why the *** counter to inhale or inject when the urge build the prisons would go towards building Brady Bill is even needed, since so many kicks in. We would have just as many drug rehabilitation centers. If they're not going to robberies are committed with toy guns. Per- We're done, buckeroos. Good luck with finals. addicts if drugs would be made legal, and the go to prison they will end up needing treat- haps she'll next suggest that there should be world wouldn't be any safer. ment. Most addicts can't afford to provide a five day waiting period on purchasing toy The BG News Staff Let's just imagine if drugs were made their own treatment, so the burden will fall guns. Who knows what brilliant idea she'll legal, and crack houses became the equiva- on the taxpayers. While the parents are be- come up with next. Photo Editor Teresa Thomas lent of a coffee shop, a place where people ing treated for their drug problems the kids As far as drugs are concerned, let's keep Insider M.E. Dorian Halkovich could go to inhale and Inject crack, and then will be sent to foster homes, and this often them Illegal and continue to do our best to socialize and read poetry. All the while, we produces high risk kids without a con- keep them off the streets. Let's also let little Insider Photographer Ross Weitzner are encouraging this activity through the science. These children often grow up to be kids continue to play with toy guns, for if Special Projects Editor Michael Zawacki sheer brilliance of Joycelyn Elders. There perpetrators of crime. they are raised right they will not become Asst. Special Projects Editor Kelly Duquin would be nothing to discourage drug use There is a total hypocrisy in the position of criminals. Asst. Sports Editor Mark DeChant Copy Chief Dawn Keller Copy Editor Pam Smith LETTERS TO T] MTOI Copy Editor Robin Coe

The BG News, founded in 1920, is published daily during the Akili Hutchinson case spent the time In Jail. I chose not to prosecute be- Schwarzkopf, former Allied academic year and Wednesdays during the summer session. not a single incident I don't think people know the cause of fear and a sense of lone- Commander during the Gulf effects that It has and the pain liness and have lived to regret it, War, has blocked access by Army 204 West Hall and suffering I am going but I hope that other women will historians to certain documents Bowling Green State University The BG News: through. I cant believe that his be able to find the strength and which he is using for his $5 mil- Bowling Green, Ohio 43403-0726 I am writing in response to all he publicity surrounding the attorney said that he had made do what is best for them. lion memoirs. If anything has been learned The article also states that he Copyright 1993, The BG News Akili Hutchinson case. A lot of some bad choices. people might doubt his guilt or You make a bad choice when from this, I hope victims of rape has refused to address Army au- feel that everything was blown you order something wrong off a will seek help in counseling and diences with his opinion because way out of proportion; however, I menu, not when you consciously know that they are not alone. it is not the proper time to do so. Respond Know that what the girls said was choose to inflict pain on someone. At the same time he is speaking Signed letters or columns express the lie truth because I was raped by I feel that the people of the Name Withheld to other audiences and making as him three years ago. University need to know that much as $60,000 a speech. beliefs of the individual and in no way I don't know how much of this represent the opinions of The BG News. It is evident that Akili has a Akili is not only a criminal, but a Money should not >roblem and needs help if he can sick human being. I wonder If I preceed human lives article is actually true. But re- All readers are encouraged to express, their nflict so much pain on us and am not the only one who did not gardless of whether it is true or opinions through letters to the editor and eel no remorse. I feel the system bring this to the attention of the not, Gen. Schwarzopf has an police and if there are not other The BG News: obligation first and foremost to guest columns. Letters should be 200-300 las failed us and that he got off In the November 22 edition of words, typed, and contain the writer's vith a slap on the hand. victims of not only AMU, but oth- the families of the men and wom- ers rapists. The Toledo Blade there was an en who died in the Gulf War, to Had somebody said to me three article written by Reuter's News telephone number, address, class rank, years ago, would you rather I encourage any rape victims those men and women who Service, titled "Schwarzkopf served under his command and and major. ■pend 60 days in jail or be raped to seek help and find the strength Send all submissions to: The BG News, 210 to prosecute and bring the bars access to war papers." came home. md live with the pain for the rest Reuter's quotes Newsweek >f your life, I know I would have offenders to trial. West Hall. magazine as stating that General Charles C. Patten Campus

Friday, December 10, 1993 The BG News page three Group unhappy with store St. Thomas More by Ginger Phillips ple together, not start some kind sponsors holiday human diversity reporter "People always come in and say I'm against them. of war," Kimsal said. Harris said she laughed when I'm not against them. I'm not against any of them. she received the letter and will It might be difficult for some As a matter of fact I think they're really wonderful. not attend any public debate. candlelight Mass people to believe that a Christian "I don't deal with people like bookstore on Main Street, which My family is Catholic. I'm not against Catholics." this. They're just out to cause by Ginger Phillips sells books and novelties, could Kathy Harris, owner of Village Preacher bookstore trouble," she said. "I do not have human diversity reporter bother anybody. However, for to defend my faith for or against one organization it does and they anybody. Jesus already did that want to do something about it. You don't accept Christ as your Baptist or any other. She also for me." On Sunday night students can take a study break from exams Victor Kimsal, a 1988 graduate savior,'" Kimsal said. "She made said there is no pamphlet on can- Jim Tinker, president of the and get into the spirit of Christmas at a special event on campus. of the University and a resident several different crazy accusa- nibalism in her store. Downtown Business Association, The annual Pre-Christmas Candlelight Mass, sponsored by St. of Bowling Green, is not happy tions. She said God would punish "People always come in and said he has never heard of any Thomas More Parish, will be Dec. 12 at 8 p.m. in the Lenhart with The Village Preacher Book- me." say I'm against them," Harris complaints of The Village Grand Ballroom. store, 133 S. Main St., because he Kimsal said he was surprised said. "I'm not against them. I'm Preacher being anti-Catholic. Father Herb Weber, pastor of the parish, said the Mass is very said the store discriminates these kinds of accusations were not against any of them. As a special because of the number in attendance. against Catholics. being made from a prominent matter of fact I think they're "I was raised Catholic. I go in community member and he sus- really wonderful. My family is [the store] all the time. I don't see "So many students come. It's really incredible every year how However, the owner of the many students of all faiths attend," he said. bookstore, Kathy Harris, said she pects that defamation of Catholi- Catholic. I'm not against Catho- her [Harris] favoring one de- cism has been consistent at the lics." nomination over the other." Tom Gorman, parish liturgist, said the mass also provides a does not have anything against social opportunity for students. any religions, only problems with store since his first visit. Kimsal said he is fed up with Father Herb Weber, pastor of individuals from time to time. "I f it were a one-time incident I anti-Catholicism and has posted St. Thomas More Parish, said he signs in local laundromats and "I think people want to celebrate Christmas with their friends Kimsal said he went into the really wouldn't care," he said. "I has never heard complaints of an before they go home," he said. "It's open to everyone. They don't store in 1987 while attending kind of felt like my civil rights grocery stores which state, "An- anti-Catholicism problem at the have to be Catholic." ti-Catholicism, practiced at The classes at the University and no- were violated because she store either. The Candlelight Mass began about 15 years ago and originally ticed traces of anti-Catholicism, wouldn't serve me and she Village Preacher, like racism and took place at St. Thomas More's church. Gorman said the church sexism, cannot be tolerated." including negative remarks kicked me out." "I've been in The Village became too crowded for the mass and it eventually had to be "It may be difficult for many made by the owner, as well as a Harris said she remembers a Preacher. I have not seen any moved to the Lenhart Grand Ballroom so that more people could pamphlet that accused Catholics man who came into her store last people to understand," Kimsal signs of anti-Catholicism going attend. of being cannibals. week with whom she said she did said. "I'm not a crusader. I've into it," he said. "1 noticed [the owner] had have a confrontation and who she never really done anything like Aimee Geschke, a sophomore this before." More than two thousand people are expected to attend this made some anti-Catholic re- asked to leave. She denies mak- at the University, said although year's mass, which marks its 11th year in the ballroom. marks," Kimsal said. ing the comments which Kimsal Kimsal is a member of The she has never experienced anti- "Over the years, a number of students have invited their par- Harris said she did not know had accused her of. However, she Catholics United for the Faith, an Catholic comments when shop- ents to come up for the mass," Weber said. "And I know we what pamphlet he was referring said she and the man discussed international organization which ping at the bookstore, she has usually have some alumni come up for it." to and said she had nothing that his relationship with Jesus. works to advance the Catholic heard of many other complaints referred to Catholics as canni- "I threw him out of here. He faith and combat anti- besides Kimsal's. Besides the large attendance, the Mass itself is very special, bals. wanted to argue," she said. "I Catholicism. Gorman said. Two weeks ago, Kimsal re- asked him four times to leave. I The group has sent letters in- Geschke said she knows Kim- "It's very much an Advent message, meaning that we are wait- turned to The Village Preacher. wasn't going to argue about his viting the management of the sal through the campus group, ing for something to happen," he said. "The readings talk about He said he was looking at a book religion." Village Preacher Bookstore and Students for Life. hope and how we should respond to our lives while we're waiting about demonology when the Harris said her store is a gen- religious and non-religious or- "I know Victor is telling the for God to be born. owner of the bookstore, Harris, eral Christian bookstore which ganizations to partake in a public truth. I've heard complaints from approached him. does not cater specifically to one debate. other people," she said. "I'm not Weber said the music, singing and movement in the mass also "She said, 'You're a Catholic. religion, whether it is Lutheran, "My aim really is to bring peo- going to shop there anymore." contribute to its uniqueness. "We use a lot of pagentry. Everything is done on a grand scale," he said. "I think the size and the spirit is what's really Russian movement to be discussed unique about the whole Mass." ■ STUDENT SHOPPING Program will include illustrated presentation, panel of specialists SUNDAY by Leah Barnum Dec 12 10-6 pm environment reporter really revolutionary school of art Michael Jacobson, a professor of have the discussion as results of that developed in Russia in the history at the University of Russia's election would be an- early 20th century...and how that Toledo. They will discuss with nounced and a group of experts A Russian art historian will movement was stifled and re- the audience the way in which ar- on Russia and politics were 10% OFF discuss the changes in the Rus- placed with art in the form of tistic freedom survives today, already assembled. Everything in store sian artistic movements in the government propaganda," Row- after the fall of communism, (with srudenr I.D.) 20th century Sunday. ney said. Rowney said. "I was drawn into the discus- FREE sion and evening because I had As part of the "Tchaikowsky The avant-garde movement They will also discuss the fu- moderated on a panel before and 5x7 pictures with and the Russians," series, Vil began in 1900 and was not under ture of Russian art after the because Rowney and I have been Santa any government control until the Mirimanov, a professor at the national Russian elections on working cooperatively for 1 - 4 pm Russian State Humanities Uni- 1930s. It was then that the com- Dec. 18. several months," McCIennen versity and at the Russian Open munist government replaced said. University in Moscow, will speak avant-garde with social realism - Edward McCIennen, Universi- PILLS 'N' PACKAGES » in HJ, ,.J *. at the Bryan Recital Hall of the which was the art under govern- ty professor of philosophy, is He said he and Rowney are ■«M*d lUr4 MjvCrw) Moore Musical Arts Center on ment control used for propa- moderating the discussion. working on a proposal on Russian Dec. 17 at 7 p.m. ganda, Rowney said. economic development from He said the evening's presen- 1980 to the demise of the Soviet The program consists of two "Much of the work to be pre- tation was an appropriate time to Union. parts. The first is Mirimanov's il- sented has never been seen by lustrated presentation and the those outside of Russia," he said. CliD and Save Clio and Save Clip and Save second is an open discussion be- "All of the artwork is quite new tween a panel of specialists and and gives a different perspective the audience, according to Don of modern contemporary art, one K Rowney, director of East and that people aren't familiar with" Central European studies at the University. After the presentation, there will be a round table discussion "[Mirimanov] will talk about a with Mirimanov, Rowney and training now for the April ITS TIME FOR A... MCAT. DINING CENTERS SCHEDULE Ai Kaplan, you don't haw to watt lor our lirst ilass lo get a head start on FRIDAY, DECEMBER 17, Dining Centers will be open through 2:00 p.m. the MCAT. Our learning extras help raise your score as soon as you enroll: Kreischer Dining Center Kaplan's MCAT Diagnostic Test profiles your Reopens scoring strengths and weaknesses, so you can set your training goals. 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Th« BC New^WIII N.lion Business owner wants difference by Rich Leva get the papers directly from contributing reporter the press," Young said. "Now that I'm a retailer, I'm at the bottom of the rung of profits In a town full of magazine since I'm getting my papers shops and coffee nouses, Bryan from a wholesaler." Young wants his newsstand to Young said the newsstand's be different. best financial year was 1989, From comic books to role- but the following year was his playing games, Young said he weakest, due to the national has tried to broaden what he recession and the 1990 tax in- sells to keep pace with the crease. But Young said so far competition. 1993 has been a good year for "This is my whole idea," the store. Bryan Young, owner of "This is my fifth year, and Young's Newsstand, located on they say that it takes from two 178 S. Main St. in Bowling to five years to start breaking Green, said. "And sometimes, even," Young said. "I'm hoping my whole nightmare all this is my break-even year. wrapped into one." Business has been really Young began his newsstand good." in 1987 after leaving the Navy. Young said since starting his During his years with the ser- store, he has had to diversify vice, Young said he had a part- his business in order to keep time job delivering news- abreast with new competitiors. papers and in the process, "[In 1987]There was nothing made a good profit. in Bowling Green in the sense He said he figured he could of a newsstand/coffee place make an even greater profit by and now there's 18," he said. starting his own newsstand in "But since competition has Bowling Green - but the tran- moved in, I've had to diver- sition proved to be more diffi- sify." cult than expected. One of the new markets Young said it was a rough Young has found is in role- beginning for his store when it playing game systems manu- first opened over five years factured by a company called ago. Games Workshop. "When I first started, I Located in Young's News- Junior fine arts major Charles Ascock browse through the comic noon. Ascock continues to visit the store at least once a week for co- dreamed of the anticipated stand are pool table-sized books stand at the Young's Newstand on Main Street Thursday after- mics. His favorite comic book Is 'Sandman.' sales of $500 per day on the gaming boards that are used first day," he said. "But I only along with miniature figures place every Friday. Young also has commercials Godzilla commercial," Young lucrative for his business be- did $70 a day for a couple and models in order to play the "It's just really neat," Young that have aired on the local said. "He's going to destroy the cause retailers receive a larger months and I was so depres- games. Young encourages his said. "Games Workshop has cable Act One system and entire University." share of profits than when sell- sed." customers to play their the best gaming system on the Channel 36 in Toledo. He said the newsstand relies ing magazines. "I failed to realize that when contests on the gaming boards, market right now. We have a "We've got a new commer- heavily on both magazines and Young said even though I was delivering papers, I was which can be used free of new game called Sea Battle and cial coming out and we're go- comic books for revenue. Co- actually a wholesaler and I'd charge. Competitions take you actually build giant ships." ing to be doing a Christmas mic books, however, are more See YOUNG'S, page 9.

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by Abner Katzman drugs has reduced crime in our cities," Am- Even though heroin is readily available, The Associated Press The Associated Press sterdam police spokesman Klaas Wilting the Dutch addiction rate is one of Europe's said Thursday. lowest, with about 15,000 hard drug addicts CLEVELAND - Radio stations in Cleveland and Columbus But permissiveness toward drug use may and 600,000 marijuana and hashish users in have stopped playing rap music with violent overtones. Another AMSTERDAM, Netherlands - While de- be less significant than other policies -- such this nation of 15 million. Cleveland station said Thursday the matter was under review. bate opens up in the United States over as strict gun control - in explaining low The heroin substitute methadone is WZAK in Cleveland stopped playing four or five rap songs legalizing drugs, the trend in Europe is levels of crime and violence. readily available at clinics to city residents. Thursday because of questions about their violent tone, pro- toward increased tolerance for the user - Wilting and other European officials op- A needle exchange program has given the gram director Lynn Tolliver said. and tougher penalties for the trafficker. pose outright legalization. Dutch one of Europe's lowest AIDS rates "I've always said that music and other forms of entertainment U.S. Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders set "If we do that, the government will lose its among intravenous drug users. reflect what is going on in society but do not influence events," off a storm by suggesting America's streets grip on the [illegal drugs]market, and we The crack cocaine that has contributed to Tolliver said. might be safer if drug use were legalized. can't manage it anymore," said Justice Min- urban violence in the United States is almost "I've re-examined that position in light of the nightly TV news In Amsterdam, you don't have to go far to istry spokeswoman Jannie Pols. nonexistent. reports of violence on the streets, in our homes and in our find evidence that appears to support her Police have focused their war on drugs on But earlier this year, other European na- schools." argument. traffickers associated with organized crime, tions reacted angrily to the personal view of In Columbus, simulcast stations WWHT and WAHC stopped In the red light district, for instance, el- even as tolerance toward possession and use Dutch drug czar Robert Samsom that they playing rap songs with violent themes because they didn't ap- derly tourists mingle with junkies and let makes drugs cheap and easy to get. should all legalize soft drugs like marijuana peal to the target upscale audience, program director Rob Mor- their pocketbooks dangle freely. In a city The Dutch government eliminated penal- and hashish. ris said. known as one of Europe's major drug ba- ties for drug possession in 1976, setting a "A 30-year-old female driving a Toyota Camry is not going to zaars, purse-snatchings are rare and drug- policy that possession of up to a gram of her- Officials worry more about subversion of want to hear Snoop Doggy Dogg," he said. related crimes of violence are almost un- oin (.035 ounces) or 30 grams (1.05 ounces) their economies by drug money and the in- The decision by WZAK to stop playing records by such per- heard-of. of marijuana or hashish was not a punishable creasing social costs of addiction than they formers as Snoop Doggy Dogg, Tupac and Eazy E followed a ral- "I think the tolerance of both hard and soft offense. do about street crime. ly Wednesday by inner-city Cleveland clergy who complained about the tone of some rap songs. "Parents and children must be selective in what they allow in STUDENT SHOPPING their homes," the Rev. Marvin McMickle said Wednesday night SUNDAY Docket may be ingored at a rally at the Antioch Baptist Church. "'Gangsta' rappers may Dec 12 10-6 pm fhe Associated Press have the right to sing what they want, but we also have the right posed swap between Judge Wil- They said it would be unfair to not to hear it in our homes." liam L. Millard, who was in- people with civil cases pending Nine other pastors joined McMickle in condemning perfor- COLUMBUS - A docket vestigated by the Ohio Supreme before Thompson. mers including 2 Live Crew, Public Enemy, NWA and Snoop Do- 10% OFF exchange proposed for a judge Court's disciplinary counsel, and Moyer said he would decide on ggy Dogg. Everything in store who dismissed a child-rape case Judge Tommy L. Thompson. the proposal after hearing from Snoop Doggy Dogg faces trial on a charge of murder in a (with student I.D.) because a witness was 20 Thompson has agreed to han- Administrative Judge David shooting Aug. 25. He was driving a vehicle from which his body- FREE minutes late to court could be dle Millard's criminal cases for Johnson on the lower court's po- guard shot and killed a man, authorities said. scrapped, Chief Justice Thomas about six months. Millard would sition. The ministers said they were not opposed to all rap, only the 5x7 pictures with Moyer said. take Thompson's civil docket. Millard, 62, admitted six viola- gangsta rap. The ministers asked their congregations to write Santa Moyer said Wednesday he Some judges said a docket tions of the judicial code of ethics the city's two black-oriented stations, WJMO and WZAK, asking would be reluctant to approve the exchange could allow judges to and agreed to be suspended them to stop playing such rap. 1 - 4 pm plan over the objections of the discard cases they do not want to without pay for 60 days. He ad- "Those stations play censored versions of the songs, but our other Franklin County common handle, The Columbus Dispatch mitted becoming unreasonably children then go out and purchase the music which is uncen- PILLS 'N' PACKAGES f=i'„ pleas judges. reported Thursday. angry and impatient and im- sored," McMickle said. "Lyrics that call black women hitches' 111 Rillrad SI. 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Public assistance Engineers will check Control program to affect out, realign telescope will not by Harry F. Rosenthal be lost teen-age mothers The Associated Press Sen. Barbara Mikulski, D-Md., chairwoman of the Senate appropriations subcommittee that by Jennifer Dlxon oversees NASA spending, predicted that the mis- in House The Associated Press SPACE CENTER, Houston - After doing all it sion will go a long way to restoring congressional could to rehabilitate the Hubble Space Telescope confidence in the agency. by Robert E. Miller The Hubble program has produced some major WASHINGTON -- Teen-age mothers would have to live with their and its own reputation, NASA faces a nervous few The Associated Press Writer months until the instrument proves it can view the scientific successes despite the flaw in the 94.5 parents to qualify for public assistance under a draft White House inch primary mirror. The problem caused stars to proposal to overhaul the nation's welfare system and discourage out- universe with a sharp eye. The telescope was to be released from the shut- have halos and prevented detection of the faintest COLUMBUS, Ohio -- of-wedlock births. light sources. The idea is one of several that President Clinton's welfare reform tle Endeavour at 2:08 a.m. EST Friday with new op- - House Democrats said tics and a new guidance system installed during a The original image of a telescope that doesn't task force is considering to address the rapidly increasing number of Thursday the retirement of record-setting five spacewalks. see well stuck in the public mind, making NASA births to single women. two veteran representa- "It takes a team to score, and we had a good seem like the gang that couldn't shoot straight. The tives will not hurt the par- The group also seeks to translate the president's campaign promise team," Richard Covey, commander of the space Hubble mess, as some congressional critics called ty's chances of retaining to "end welfare as we know it" into a plan to impose a two-year limit shuttle Endeavour, said Thursday after his space- it, colored every subsequent space failure, includ- control of the 99-member on welfare benefits while expanding education, training and child walkers completed every task set. ing this year's disappeared Mars Observer probe House next year. care for low-income families. "We look forward to getting rid of this bad boy and a stuck high-speed antenna on the Galileo Reps. William Mallory The 29-page draft does not address the cost of reform, how it would tomorrow." probe to Jupiter. and Helen Rankin, who are be financed and the number of jobs that would have to be created for Engineers will realign the telescope and check it Hubble contributed to NASA's weakened stand- among the Legislature's parents who reach the two-year time limit and are unable to find out. It will be six or seven weeks before they begin ing in Congress, where the space station, with its most influential black work. taking pictures that will show whether the teles- ever-escalating costs, barely survived annual bud- members, said they will not A senior administration official, speaking on condition of anonym- cope is no longer the national joke it became when get battles. seek re-election to their in- ity, said the task force will not get to the specifics of financing the it was launched in 1990 with a myopic main mirror. "It's very unusual for astronomers to support ner-city districts. overhaul until other policy decisions are made, such as how the plan manned space flight," he said, "But I happen to Mallory, a member since would be phased in and who would be exempt from the work re- The new parts installed on the flight should have feel that the Hubble Space Telescope is the most 1967, is majority floor quirements. fixed that, as well as correcting some of the me- important thing in science that's come along ... and leader - the third highest- The official said the administration would pay for any new in- chanical and electronic failures that have plagued I don't think we would have done it with without ranking Democrat. Mrs. vestments in education, training and child care by wringing savings the telescope. manned space flight." Rankin, an advocate of from federal entitlement programs. "It will be pay as you go." health and welfare issues, The task force calls teen pregnancy "an enduring tragedy" and has served as chairwoman notes that the country is approaching the point when one out of every of the Human Resources three babies will be born to an unwed mother. Water scare in Washington Committee. Speaker Vern Riffe's The costs are enormous, according to the Center for Population Op- 53-member majority faces tions, an advocacy and research organization that estimates the fed- Residents need to take precautions before consuming a strong challenge next eral government spent $29 billion in 1991 to support families begun year in districts redrawn in by teen-agers, up from $25 billion in 1990. by Noel K.Wilson out of its water supply twice -- ing would happen, but if it did 1991 by a GOP apportion- A significant reason for the increase is that an increasing percent- The Associated Press once hours after the alert was is- you would have a real legal situa- ment board. age of teen births are out of wedlock. And single-parent families are sued, and about an hour after tion and medical situation." Cliff Treyens, a spokes- more likely to end up on welfare than two-parent families. opening Thursday morning. At Washington Hospital man for Riffe, D-Wheelers- "If we are going to end long-term welfare use, we must start doing WASHINGTON ~ Nearly one "I'm surprised that you all are Center, a handful of people had burg, said Mallory's 31st everything we can to prevent people from going onto welfare in the million people in the nation's dealing with this problem as well come to the emergency room by District and Mrs. Rankin's first place," the draft says. capital and its suburbs are boil- as you are," said Cheryl Brown, a Thursday morning complaining 30th Districts should be ing tap water, clearing grocery government employee visiting of flu-like symptoms like those safe. It recommends that teen-age mothers be required to live in their shelves of bottled brands and from Dallas. She described drap- caused by possible contamina- "They both traditionally parents' home to be eligible for welfare benefits. That would elim- keeping their mouths shut in the ing a towel over her hotel sink tion, said spokeswoman Debra elect Democrats," Treyens inate a possible incentive to having children out of wedlock: the re- shower after a federal warning and cleaning her contact lenses Williams-Gamer. said. sources a teen-ager would need to get out of her parents' house and that local drinking water may be with Evian. "I think we'd have Treyens dismissed ques- establish her own household. contaminated. gone nuts by now." The hospital was giving them tions about why Mallory Mohammed Akhter, Washing- Students had the expected fluids and recommending they and Mrs. Rankin announced Low-income single mothers not only receive a monthly cash benefit ton's public health director, said reaction: Does this mean we get take Pepto-Bismol to settle their their retirement at the under Aid to Families with Dependent Children, the state-federal the "boil water advisory" would the day off? stomachs, Gatorade to fight de- same time. He said that welfare program now serving 5 million families, but generally quali- continue for at least two more "Obviously they're drinking hydration, and bananas for po- does not suggest they were fy for food stamps and Medicaid as well. days for Washington and close-in more water today because they'- tassium. forced out or leaving with The task force is also considering a change in law to make it easier Virginia suburbs. re not supposed to," said Shirley "It is difficult to ascertain hard feelings. for states to deny additional welfare benefits to mothers who have Officials said all drinking and Richards, of Abingdon Elemen- whether it is flu, contaminated He said Riffe was aware more children while on the rolls. New Jersey has such a policy, but it cooking water should be boiled tary School in Arlington. water or panic," Williams- of their plans and under- is now the subject-of a lawsuit and the task force could decide to for at least one minute before And complaints of stomach Gamer said. stands their desire to move scrap the idea. use, and Akhter met with offi- aches didn't get very far with the on to other things. cials from the Centers for school nurse. "We tell them, 'It At the Supreme Court cafeter- The speaker issued a Conservative welfare analyst Robert Rector of the Heritage Foun- Disease Control to review the takes a couple of days. You'll be ia, water, juice and soda dispen- statement praising the two dation called the panel's ideas "pathetic and inadequate." public health scare. fine,'" Richards said. sers were marked "out of order," and they will be missed. "They are just fiddling while Rome burns," said Rector, who favor Officials announced the re- Akhter called the chances of and sales of bottled juices were Mrs. Rankin said she and ending cash welfare to unwed teen parents. "Ultimately, the federal strictions Wednesday out of con- anyone becoming ill "very, very brisk. Mallory made their de- government must get out of the business of subsidizing illegitimacy, cern over the possible presence remote." The Senate's internal cable tel- cisions separately. divorce and non-work, which is what the welfare state is all about." at a single reservoir of a parasite "I'm postponing a surgical evision channels displayed a She said 16 years in the The administration official said the task force believes teen-age that can cause serious intestinal procedure on a patient even warning against drinking tap House was enough. She mothers should live at home because "we want to send the signal that illness. though she has an emergency," water. wants to spend more time they should stay in school, get ready to work and delay child bearing. Commuters brought outside said Dr. Alan Bernbach, a Wash- The White House has its own with her family. We also believe that when a very young woman becomes pregnant, water to work for grateful co- ington dentist. "I don't want to filtration system, and a spokes- the best place for her, in most cases, is to live with an adult." workers. A downtown store sold take the chance. Probably noth- woman said it was not affected.

COPING YOUNG'S STUDENT SHOPPING Continued from page 1. said. "But it will also be effective dents in any way that they can." Often, it is very disturbing for Continued from page S. SUNDAY in helping them develop better Throughout the academic year, students to hear the news about a Dec 12 10-6 pm In actuality, even acquaintances coping skills to deal with future residential services offers a va- fellow student who had problems there has been a boom in the co- or students who did not know the crises." riety of programs open to Uni- so overwhelming that they saw mic book industry, he is guarding victim can be disturbed by the According to Vetter, the Uni- versity students which address no way out, Wright said. his store against any fallout from event and should also seek the versity has created a crisis topics of stress, depression and Students should remember, a possible glut in the market. 10% OFF advice of a professional, she said. intervention team, comprised of suicide, he said. however, that even though they Young said with the popularity Everything in store Students who are disturbed by different people from the coun- Wednesday night in many resi- were unable to help one person, that has been gained recently in (with student I.D.) the crisis should not hesitate to seling center, residential ser- dence halls, the crisis interven- they are still capable of helping the comic book industry, a more FREE seek the advice of a professional, vices, staff members of police tion team offered counseling to others or even themselves in the diverse audience is being she said. and public safety and members University students who were future, she said. reached. 5x7 pictures with "If a student sees one of the of the health services, in re- upset by the recent suicide, he "If students are able to keep "They've broadened the scope Santa counselors, either at the counsel- sponse to these tragedies. said. the lines of communication open of who's buying comics from just ing center, through the psycho- "As a team, these individuals "They gave the students an op- and are able to express their feel- one group of people to a diversity 1 - 4 pm logical services, or any other try to work with all of the fami- portunity to have their questions ings then it may be possible for of people," he said. "Women buy source, then only will they be lies, parents and friends who answered and gave them a them to grow from the experi- comic books. Adults buy comic PILLS 'N* PACKAGES IS*, able to deal with the present knew the victim," Vetter said. chance to come to terms with the ence and even help someone books. Grandmothers are buying crisis more effectively," Wright "They also try to help other stu- grieving process," he said. else," she said. comic books.

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page ten The BC News Friday, December 10, 1993 Women face tall task 6-foot-10 Gillingham towers for Vanderbilt

by Mark Leonard DeChant been recording lately. Through not be available for tomorrow's assistant sports editor six games this season, she has contest. She is currently listed as averaged 15.6 points and 7.8 re- day-to-day with a back injury. bounds per game. The Commodores, ranked 10th NASHVILLE, Tenn. - Here's a Unfortunately for BG, the in the nation, have been hit by the riddle for you...What's 6-foot-10, reason Gillingham doesn't score injury bug. Besides Powell's wears black and gold, and starts 25 points a game is because she nagging problems, Vandy has at center for the Vanderbilt doesn't have to. already lost Mara Cunningham Commodores? Vanderbilt averages over 83 and Jennifer Cox with season- The answer - are you ready for points per game - a full 10 more ending injuries. The two would this? - is Heidi Gillingham, and per contest than the high-scoring have started for Jim Foster's she is a star for the Vanderbilt Falcons. They are shooting 53 squad. women's basketball team. percent from the field, while Clark cautions that while they The Lady Falcons (3-1) will holding their opponents to 43 may be injured, Vanderbilt is take on Gillingham - along with percent. The key to the Commo- still one of the nation's best. the rest of the nationally-ranked dore offense, according to Clark, "They have seniors that I know Commodores (4-2) - tomorrow at is balance. will pick the team up," she said. 7 p.m. at Memorial Gym. "They have a really good in- "It's similar to our situation." Anytime BG prepares to face a side-outside combination," she Clark is referring to the cur- player who stands taller than Mi- said. "They will be looking in- rent void on the Falcons left by chael Jordan and Larry Johnson, side, of course, and then they will forward Lori Albers, who re- you can bet the inside game is go- be shooting a lot of three's. cently had an operation per- ing to receive plenty of attention. "They are a good shooting formed on her knee. Albers had a "I'm sure they're going to be team, with (Donna) Harris, and torn meniscus removed Tuesday, looking for her," Falcon coach especially with (Julie) Powell and is now in rehabilitation. Jaci Clark said. "It will be impor- back." BG beat Michigan State 65-64 tant to keep her under control." Harris, a 5-8 senior forward, Wednesday without Albers - but At (> foot 10, you might expect averages 13 points per contest. it wasn't easy. The Falcons got Gillingham to put up some more Powell, a 511 guard, is Vander- big games from seniors Talita impressive numbers than she's bilt's best outside threat, but may Scott and Susie Cassell. Phoenixes invade BG by Cindy Williams copy editor

After losing a hard-fought game Wednesday night, the men's basketball team will try to get back on the winning track Saturday when they host the University of Wisconsin- Green Bay. HIGH DRIBBLING: Vanderbilt's Donna Han-Is (S) makes a move around Pittsburgh's Jenlne Joyce Bowling Green (3-1), who (22) during Vanderbilt's win earlier this season. The BG women travel to Nashville to face the mighty suffered its first loss of the Commodores Saturday. The Falcons put a scare into Vandy last season, dropping a 69-66 decision. season this week, will tipoff against the Phoenixes of Wis- consin-Green Bay on Dec. 11 Saban rumored at 1:30 at Anderson Arena. Cavs lose again The Falcons will try to over- come their lowest shooting in UC search The lead changed hands nine percentage of the season as The Associated Press they were only able to connect The Associated Press times in the second quarter be- fore an 8-1 spurt helped Charlo- on .30 percent of their shots. CHARLOTTE, N.C. - Alonzo tte take a 57-50 halftime advan- The Phoenixes are led by a BEREA, Ohio - Cleveland Mourning's 10-foot jumper at the tage. Johnson and Mourning each trio of senior tall timbers in Browns defensive coordinator buzzer Thursday night gave had eight points in the quarter. the lane. Jeremy Ludvigson (6-7), Logan VanderVelden Nick Saban has been rumored as Charlotte a 95-93 victory over the Charlotte played its third con- a candidate for the head coaching Cleveland Cavaliers, snapping secutive game without starting and Jeff Zavada (both 6-9) each averaged over 7.5 points job at the University of Cincin- the Hornets' five-game losing point guard Muggsy Bogues, who and 4.2 rebounds per game nati, but he says his focus is only streak. is bothered by a sore left hamstr- the Browns' next opponent, the The Cavaliers battled back in ing. last season. Houston Oilers. the final 1:19 on consecutive Mourning said the Hornets Wisconsin-Green Bay fin- Saban, 42, was the head foot- 3-pointers by Mark Price, tying were not discouraged by the los- ished with a 13-14 overall ball coach for one season at the the game twice. After a Hornets ing streak because a young team season record during the University of Toledo in 1990, timeout with 10 seconds remain- will go through slumps. 1992-93 season and a fifth when the Rockets went 9-2. ing, Larry Johnson found Mourn- "I knew the time was running place spot in the Mid- Shortly after Bill Belichick was ing open on the baseline. down," Mourning said of his Continent Conference. selected to coach the Browns, he Johnson, averaging 7.0 points game-winner. "LJ. was able to Coach Dick Bennett returns chose Saban to be defensive co- in his previous four games, broke find me in the corner and fortun- 10 lettermen to a team that ordinator, a post Saban has held out of a slump with 26 points and ately it went in. But the win beat Detroit-Mercy earlier since 1991. 16 rebounds, while Mourning fin- wasn't just because of that shot. this season. Detroit-Mercy Saban was an assistant defen- ished with 23 points. Price led all We played hard for 48 minutes." defeated Bowling Green sive coach with the Oilers for two scorers with 28, while Gerald Wednesday 61-56 in a close football seasons (1988-89). Wilkins had 16 for the Cavaliers. Mourning was particularly competition. The Cincinnati Enquirer has pleased with the Hornets' de- "Wisconsin-Green Bay is a reported that Saban is one of fense, which forced four turn- three candidates on a short list overs in the final seven minutes. "I knew the time was for the job that opened when "Wisconsin-Green Bearcats coach Tim Murphy re- running down. L.J. was "We played some tenacious de- signed to become coach at Har- Bay is a solid team. HUMAN SANDWICH: Wisconsin-Green Bay's Jeff Nordgaard, able to find me in the fense," Mourning said. "It's just vard. like your hand. When you hold it We'll definitely have right applies pressure to North Carolina State's Curtis Marshall. The Bearcats went 8-3 this corner and fortunately out there your five fingers are The Falcon men will host Wisconsin-Green Bay Saturday at 1:30. year, their best record since to play better if we it went in. But the win apart. When you bring them effort out of their perimeter Ruminski has scored 20 or 1976. together they're physically hope to beat them." Browns spokesman Kevin wasn't just because of game. more points in each of the Fal- strong. We kept our composure Shane Komives, who was cons' first four games. He has Byrne said the university has not tonight." James Larranaga, mens asked the Browns for permission that shot. We played averaging 18 points per game, also been the focal point of basketball coach was held to only 9 points BG's defense, leading the to speak with Saban about the hard for 48 minutes. We Hornets coach Allan Bristow job, nor has Saban sought per- against the Titans. Komives, team in rebounding. Larran- played some tenacious was relieved with the win. solid team," BG head coach mission to speak with the univer- however, connected on just 1-8 aga will also be looking for an- Jim Larranaga said "We'll field goal attempts, including sity. defense." "We're going through a rough other strong offensive effort definitely have to play better an 0-5 performance from be- from freshman point guard The Browns are 6-6 as they go period, but we hung in there be- into an important divisional cause of our competitiveness," if we hope to beat them." hind the three-point arc Antonio Daniels. Daniels has After being stymied game in Houston. There are four Alonzo Mourning, Bowling Green will again scored in double figures in Bristow said. "We withstood a offensively during the De- regular season games to go. rely on junior center Shane each of BG's first four games, Hornets center tremendous effort from Mark troit-Mercy matchup, the Fal- "I'm worried about stopping Price. He hit some unbelievable Kline-Ruminski to lead their including a career-high 17 cons must get a better-scoring against UDM Houston," Saban said. •'Thats's' shots." offensive attack. Kline- my No. 1 goal and objective, to! With the Hornets ahead 90-86, try and do a good job for what J Johnson was whistled for a tech- The Cavaliers are off to a slow we're doing here. I'm not saying I nical foul for complaining about start at 7-10. Price's solid effort wouldn't want to be a head coach a traveling call. Price made the went In vain, despite his second at a major college or whatever. free throw, then hit a 3-pointer to 3-pointer, which Mourning called Heels stomp Colorado I'm not going to deny that. tie the score. "the toughest shot I've ever "But the timing's just bad right Tony Bennett responded with a seen." The Associated Press Wallace, who got 12 points in the 19 points and 16 rebounds to lead now, in terms of being interested 3-pointer, giving the Hornets a first half, and brought the crowd Penn State to a 71-43 victory over in anything except what we're 93-90 lead with 47 seconds left. Despite holding the Hornets to CHAPEL HILL - Rasheed Wal- to its feet at the 1:18 mark with Akron on Wednesday night. doing here." Price's second 3-pointer evened 37.9 percent shooting, the Cava- lace was 9 for-9 from the field an overhead jam. The Zips (2-2) jumped out to a The Browns are coming off a the score again with 29 seconds liers' defense couldn't stop and scored 19 points Thursday Wallace closed the game with a 9-3 lead at 15:55 in the first half. good defensive performance to go. Mourning's final shot. night as No. 2 North Carolina put-back slam with 12 seconds That was the biggest lead of the Sunday, when they beat New Or- i In the first half, the Hornets "Alonzo made a shot that is def- took advantage of its size and left. game for Akron. leans 17-13 and sacked Saints trailed 13-7 before a 16-2 run, pressure to take a 89-66 victory Montross scored 17 points. quarterback Wade Wilson nine fueled by five points from initely within his range," Cleve- land coach Mike FrateUo said. over previously unbeaten Donald Williams got 16 points for Penn State (3-1) went on a 10-0 times. Mourning, gave Charlotte a 23-15 Colorado State. the Tar Heels. run with 1020 remaining in the lead. The Cavaliers recovered to "We were hoping he would rush The Tar Heels (7-1) muscled Colorado State (3-1) couldn't first half. A basket by Greg Bar- The Cleveland defense under take a 29-27 lead at the end of the his shot, but he didn't. The de- fense rotated properly, but we their way inside early with big handle North Carolina's trade- tram with 6:28 remaining ended Saban set five team records last first quarter on two free throws mark traps and double-teams. weren't in time." starters Eric Montross and Kevin the run, giving the Nittany Lions j season. by Wilkins. Salvadori. That set the stage for AKRON - John Amaechi had a 22-14 lead. J

. Friday, December 10, 1993 The BC News page eleven Golf star Azinger diagnosed Steelers Lloyd with lymphoma cancer tells it like it is The Associated Press The Associated Press Azinger will receive radiation Greg Norman in a playoff for the swing. "They're going to be a treatments, alternating with rest PGA title. Emerging as one of the "Most patients resume their PITTSBURGH - When Pro DORADO BEACH, Fla. - When at his home in Bradenton, Fla. game's dominant players, normal activities soon after bleeped-off football the 1994 PGA Championship is Bowl linebacker Greg Lloyd The treatments are expected to Azinger won two other tourna- completing the radiation thera- doesn't like what he sees in his team, so we'd better be played this summer, Paul last about six months. ments in 1993, finished in the py," Dr. Feldman said. "The can- Azinger plans to be there defend- Pittsburgh Steelers' teammates, a bleeped-off team, too. "The doctors are optimistic of top-three nine times, earned cer is localized and there is no he doesn't hesitate to tell them. ing his title. a total cure, and obviously we $1,458,456 and added his third evidence of any spread beyond I hope we're getting Azinger, the second-leading He criticized their special will do whatever we can to help straight strong Ryder Cup per- the right scapula. The expecta- teams after Cleveland's Eric money winner on the PGA Tour ready to play. They're in search of that goal," commis- formance. tion is for total cure." Metcalf returned two punts for this year, has lymphoma cancer sioner Deane Beman said at PGA Azinger has won at least once Said Tracey Stewart, wife of touchdowns Oct. 24. He yanked going to be mad, and a in his right shoulder. His illness Tour headquarters in Ponte Ve- in each of the last seven years, Azinger's close friend Payne mad team is a team to was announced Wednesday after the defense aside and challenged dra, Fla. the longest current streak on the Stewart: "Paul has a very good, them - very loudly - not to allow an examination at Centinela be reckoned with. It's One of the most popular PGA Tour. very positive attitude. He's very any more points after the Hospital in Inglewood, Calif. players on the pro tour, Azinger Azinger underwent explora- upbeat, very optimistic." Patriots took a 14-0 lead Sunday damn tough playing a Dr. Frank Jobe said the re- has pulled out of his next tour- tory surgery on his right shoul- Azinger joined the tour in 1982 during Pittsburgh's 17-14 win. covery rate from this form of nament, the Johnnie Walker der two years ago when X-rays but struggled and returned to bleeped-off team." cancer is about 90 percent. The He gave them some more World Championship in Jamaica showed a spot on the shoulder qualifying school in 1983 and '84. blunt-edged advice, though not as overall cure rate for lymphoma next week. blade. No malignancy was dis- He finally broke through in 1987, pointedly, Wednesday. The mes- is about SO percent, according to Greg Lloyd, Pittsburgh Gene Littler was diagnosed covered at that time. winning three tournaments and sage was clear: It's December, the American Cancer Society. with lymphoma in 1972 but re- He began experiencinu recur- $822,481, second best on the tour. we're still not in the playoffs, and defensive end "I am optimistic I will be hit- turned to the PGA Tour and now ring pain in his back and shoul- He won one tournament in each any player who isn't 100 percent ting balls again in six months and is on the Senior Tour. der last month and nearly with- of the next five years before focused on the final four games The Steelers won't catch a will be able to defend my PGA Azinger was the 1987 PGA drew from the Skins Game. winning three times this year and is hurting this team. break if left-hander Scott Mit- championship in August," Player of the Year, but had an While he played in the four-man has earned over $900,000 four of The Steelers seem to have lost chell starts ahead of veteran Azinger, 33, said in a statement. even better season this year event on Thanksgiving weekend, the last five years, finishing sec- the emotional edge that helped Steve DeBerg because the Dol- Dr. Lome Feldman, chief of when he scored his first major he obviously was in difficulty ond on the money list to Nick them win six of seven games at phins (9-3) are good no matter oncology at Centinela, said tournament triumph, beating and was unable to make a full Price this year. midseason, Lloyd said, and they who plays quarterback, Lloyd need to regain it - and in a hurry said. - before Monday night's game in "A lot of people were shocked Top coach award up for grabs Miami. they're doing as well as they're CSU may join "They're going to be a bleeped- doing without Dan Marino, but I The Associated Press knew the Steelers were so good off football team, so we'd better don't ... the quarterback always that it couldn't be the coach The "Philadelphia has had a MCC league be a bleeped-off team, too," gets all of the credit," he said. "It same held true for Reeves when Lloyd said. "I hope we're getting takes 11 people to get the job Theory one: When the New he was in Denver - the Broncos lot of injuries, but they by The Associated Press ready to play. They're going to be done. (Marino's) a great quarter- York Giants beat the Miami Dol- were expected to win and usually still play tough. They mad, and a mad team is a team to back, don't get me wrong, but it phins Sunday, Dan Reeves did, then lost the Super Bowl. be reckoned with. It's damn takes 11 guys. defeated Don Shula for coach of So Reeves does things the hard always play tough." tough playing a bleeped-off "People were saying, 'Oh, no, the year. way - gets fired in Denver and INDIANAPOLIS - Five team." Dan Marino's down,' but one guy teams from the Mid- Theory two: Neither Reeves then shows in New York how Emmitt Smith, Cowboys Lloyd said the Steelers play doesn't make all the plays. It's nor Shula should be eligible for good a coach he is. Continent Conference are best when "we're reckless, flying not like he can throw the ball and running back expected to announce their the award. They're both too es- Which brings us to Shula. to the ball, not worrying about run and go catch it, too. He's a intention to join the Mid- tablished, and the coach of the If nothing else, he's earned a what's happening on the other great quarterback, but there's a year is Dave Wannstedt, last western Collegiate Confer- side of the ball or what's going on lot of talent on that team." certain degree of recognition by Now, round up the usual sus- ence, a published report year's "hot assistant," who has setting the all-time record for pects). in the rest of the league. We've Just like the Steelers have said Thursday. the Chicago Bears challenging wins. Or, as Reeves, now in his The usual is Wannstedt, who got to get back to our style." plenty of talent, too, he said. for the NFC Central title. 13th season, puts it: "He's 200 The Indianapolis Star There has been speculation the "There's a lot of hype because has taken a team with no discer- said sources confirmed that All of which proves that per- ahead of me. That's amazing." nable offense and won four Steelers allowed themselves to it's a Monday night game, but it's Cleveland State, Northern ception is a curious thing. Moreover, he's 9-3 with four straight games, three on the become too relaxed and too con- a big game no matter when we're Illinois, Wright State, Wis- The perception this year is that different quarterbacks. road, to move into a three-way tie fident after they beat the defend- playing," he said. "When we've Reeves is coach of the year be- consin-Green Bay and Wis- ing AFC champion Bills 23-0 Nov. got all phases going, there's no for first in the NFC Central. consin-Milwaukee have cause he took over a team that Since Dan Marino tore his Granted, the NFC Central Isn't IS. They've lost two of three team in the NFL that can play was 6-10 last year and has it 9-3, Achilles tendon, Shula has gone committed to the MCC. since, and have trailed by at least with us. But we've got to get all much, but... The MCC, which is head- on the way to the playoffs and 5-2 with Scott Mitchell, Doug 14 points in five of their last six of the facets going. We've got to quartered in Indianapolis, possibly an upset title in the NFC Pederson and Steve DeBerg. And add another one, a guy games. They had to rally from 16 get back to playing our game." East over Super Bowl champion has scheduled an 11 a.m. down against one-win Cincinnati who's lost six of his last seven news conference Thursday. Dallas. games - Rich Kotite of Philadel- and 14 down against the one-win Shula would be unbeaten if It Cleveland State, Northern STUDENT SHOPPING But there's the counter- weren't for New York teams ~ phia. Patriots. perception - that the Giants were Illinois, Wright State and "It's hard to stay focused dur- SUNDAY t Miami's only losses are the Jets Wisconsin-Green Bay have such underachievers under Ray Yes, every coach has had injur- ing the long season, it wears on Dec 12 10-6 pm twice and the Giants. He's now all scheduled news confer- Handley that anyone could have 30-10 with backups, a remarkable ies, including Reeves, who has you ... and makes you think," done better this year. lost Sherrard and a bunch of ences for the same time. Lloyd said. "But I don't care if record no other coach approach- The move would solidify After all, they have the same es. other starters and plugged in re- you're playing a damn high 10% OFF offensive line that won a Super the league's future and school team ... you've got to fly to placements. But he had more Everything in srore Bowl three seasons ago and bring its roster to 11 after the ball and have every facet In fact, in the record-breaking depth than Kotite, who lost 11 Evansville departs for the three-quarters of the secondary 326th victory, against Philadel- working." (with studenr I.D.) players to free agency (Norman Missouri Valley Confer- plus Rodney Hampton, Phil phia, Shula did a masterful job Braman makes the Eagles weak Lloyd said his teammates need FREE ence next year. "to quick worrying about all that Simms, Dave Meggett, a reju- with Pederson, whose name he at the crucial owner position). 5x7 pictures with venated Lawrence Taylor and an couldn't remember a few weeks other bull, what's going on off the The MCC currently con- excellent free-agent crop - Mi- earlier and whose only experi- "Philadelphia has had a lot of field, and the young guys have to Santa chael Brooks, Carlton Bailey, ence had been as a backup in the injuries, but they still play sists of Butler, Detroit start getting their rest and get- 1 - 4 pm Mark Jackson and Mike Sher- World League. tough," Emmitt Smith said after Mercy, Evansville, LaSalle, ting ready to play ... rard. the Eagles came within a few bad Loyola, Notre Dame and "If they don't, they're messing Xavier. Evansville will be- All of which brings up the con- So Pederson played most of the bounces of upsetting the Cow- with my (playoff) money. We're PILLS If PACKAGES !ci'„ come the third team to 111 Kailro*dSt. (Mu^ 11.4 iw,^^) tradictions in coach of the year second half when Mitchell was boys in Dallas Monday night. too good a team to be sitting awards. "They always play us tough." leave the league in the past around in January." hurt and Shula allowed him to two years, following Day- Chuck Noll never won when he pass just six times, all short. One ton and Duquesne. CliD and Save Clip and Save CUD and Save coached Pittsburgh to four Super of those passes set up the win- If you're a coach, that's all you Bowl titles because everyone ning field goal. can ask a team to do. $1.50 Yui're smart enoi to calculate iM^t^iMotid^s^ 210 MSC the size of a Hy< gen atom. BEGUM MERE at the Jan. 14&15 Pretty Woman (7:00.9:30); Flalliners (12:00) ujoodloncJ moll Jan. 21 A 22 Dated aid Confused (7:00, 9:30); Up in Smoke (12:00) * Jan. 28 & 29 Indiana Jones Weekend Bowling Green Raiders of the Lost Ark (7:00) Temple of Doom (9:30) B.G.S.U. 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Muckler leads Sabres comeback Come back here The Associated Press leading point-getter last season, Muckler said Hasek continued APPholo/PhllSncI underwent surgery one week ago to have faith in himself, despite to repair his damaged knee, but the many critics who said his BUFFALO, N.Y. - John Muck- he's out for the season. unorthodox, scrambling style ler jokes about his identity crisis. Fuhr's been out with a knee in- was unsuited to the NHL. jury for the past seven games "What is the right way and the "When I was with Edmonton, and Muckler said his return to wrong way?" Muckler said. "All I they used to call me a defensive the lineup is a day-to-day situa- know is the guy's a winner and he coach,*' the Buffalo Sabres coach tion. stops pucks. He's got an average and general manager said Backup goalie Dominik Hasek below 2. How can you argue with Thursday. "When I came here, has stepped in and, with the thesuccces?" they called me an offensive steady playing time, has dis- coach. They've got me so (mes- played the skills that made him That question also applies to sed) up I don't know what I am." player of the year in Czechoslo- the Sabres as a team, who have Muckler said he's known all vakia in 1987,1989 and 1990. abandoned the go-go offensive along what type of coach he is: Hasek sports the league's best orientation Muckler adopted "All 1 want to do is be a winning goals against average (1.96) and when he had the speedy LaFon- coach," save percentage (.930). In seven taine in the lineup. Muckler's Sabres, who started straight starts (5-1-1), he's given Buffalo has switched to a de- out the season 1-7-1, have turned up two goals or less per game. liberate, counterpunching style things around, climbing to .500 "He's shown that's he's capable that emphasizes minimizing op- (13-13-2) with a 3-1 victory over of playing in the NHL and play- position chances and making the the Ottawa Senators Wednesday most out of opposition mistakes. night. The Sabres, five points behind "It's not a very hard "It's not a hard system once the firs'-place Pittsburgh Peng- system once everyone everybody knows what's going uins in 'he Northeast Division, on," veteran center Dave Hannan are 7-3- in their last 11. knows what's going on. said. "I think we've really What'., even more remarkable I think we've worked at worked at it and it's helped us. is that Buffalo has done it with- Our defense is getting a lot more out their two biggest stars, Pat it and it's helped us. time in their own end to make UiFontaine and Grant Fuhr, who Our defense is getting a plays ... and when that happens, arc both sidelined with knee in- we've got a good puck-moving juries. lot more time in their defensive corps." LaFontaine, runner-up to own end to make Mario I.emiuex as the NHL's "In the other style, maybe you plays." had to make the transition from STUDENT SHOPPING offense to defense," Muckler said. "Now we think defense and SUNDAY Dave Hannan, go to offense." Dec 12 10-6 pr He said the change in philoso- ing very well," Muckler said. phy was his way of dealing with "He's getting his opportunity to LaFontaine's loss. The players' play and I'm sure he's showing way was to readily embrace it. 10% OFF everybody that he can play very Everything in store well." "A lot of people had written (with stgdenr I.D.) Hasek said he's glad to be get- them off and said they couldn't FREE ting his chance after playing only win without LaFontaine," Muck- 48 games in his last two seasons. ler said. "Being the professionals 5x7 pictures with "It was frustrating, especially that they are, they're going about Santa if you don't play for 2-3 weeks," in their slient way and didn't 1 - 4 pm he said. "It was very difficult for want to be embarrassed. me. Since I'm playing now, I want "They had confidence in them- Ottawa Senators' Troy Mallette hooks Buffalo Sabres' Alexander Mogilny during first period action to prove every game that I'm the selves," he said. "They thought in Ottawa Wednesday. PILLS -IM' PACKAGES «. goalie that can play many games they could get the job done and IUK.IIM.-JS. n»..< n.,.i_„c:„i in a season." they're proving that they can."

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STUDENT SHOPPING Kid Griffin signs with Bucks SUNDAY LPGA moves into Dayton Dec 12 10-6 pm The Associated Press formance will be compared to that of his uncle. The Associated Press ful of top I J>GA players. Florida, it would be all over "When we announced the every major golf magazine in "My uncle played with tre- Women's British Open as part the country," he said. "It's COLUMBUS, Ohio -- Kevin mendous heart. I think I do, too," 10% OFF DAYTON, Ohio -- A golf of our 1994 schedule, it was our physically one of the finest fa- Griffin, nephew of two-time He- he said. Everything in store course in suburban Beaver- full intention to provide a satel- cilities you'd ever want to see." isman Trophy winner Archie (with studenr I.D.) creek designed by Jack Nick- lite event for those players not Griffin, made a verbal commit- The younger Griffin played ment to play for Ohio State in FREE iaus will play host to the Ladies competing in Britain," said Riber said the tournament seven games this season because Professional Golf Association Mechem. "Country Club of the will likely generate more in- 1994. of an injury. He rushed for more 5x7 pictures wirh tour next summer, the LPGA North will be a superb test of terest in golf in the area. He said Wednesday he picked than 800 yards for Juanita High Santa announced Thursday. golf for our players." "Dayton is a great golfing the Buckeyes over Colorado, School. The new tournament will be Burch Riber, chief executive town, with a lot of good ama- Washington State, Wyoming and 1 - 4 pm called the Dayton LPGA Clas- officer of Riber Sports Market- teur golfers and an abundance Northwestern. Archie Griffin was the first sic. ing of Cincinnati, will be in of fine golf courses," he said. and only two-time winner of the PILLS 'N' PACKAGES STl' • The $350,000, 54-hole tour- charge of tournament opera- Griffin, a 5-foot-10, 170-pound Heisman. Excluding bowl games, nament will be played Aug. tions. running backdefensive back he rushed for 5,177 yards on 845 12-14 at the Country Club of Tournament organizers plan "If this golf course was from Redmond, Wash., runs the carries, fifth highest among all the North in suburban Beaver- to open an office in Dayton in 40 in 4.4 seconds. NCAA career ball carriers. His in North Carolina or 6.13 yards per carry still stands FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS creek. The course opened in January, Riber said. as an NCAA record. the spring. "It's a done deal, but we've Georgia or Florida, it Griffin said he knows his per- ft "It Is one of Jack Nicklaus' got a lot of work to do." would be all over every finest courses, and the LPGA is Riber said a tournament looking forward to playing it," sponsor and charity have been major golf magazine in said LPGA Commissioner lined up, but he declined to i- the country. It's Charles Mechem. "South- dentify them. He said the con- western Ohio has always been tract with the LPGA calls for physically one of the very supportive of the LPGA, the Dayton LPGA Classic to be finest facilities you'd and we expect this to be an out- played for at least three years. ever want to see." standing event." Riber said the tournament The first Dayton LPGA Clas- will showcase a great golf Burch Riber, sports sic will be opposite the Wom- course. NEED EXTRA en's British Open, so the Day- "If this golf course was in marketer ton field will be minus a hand- North Carolina or Georgia or MONEY FOR Bi± £ Bht 9ii i ^ A 35 i CHRISTMAS ? BGSU GOSPEL CHOIR Sell your Books Back to the FALL CONCERT SUNDAY - DECEMBER 12, 1993 BOOKSTORE IN PROUT CHAPEL We pay top prices for used texts and AT 4:00 PM top wholesale prices for discontinued books that are current editions! COME HELP US MAKE A JOYFUL NOISE UNTO BEE GEE BOOKSTORE THE LORD! 1 1424 E. Wooster Across from Harshman * PLEASE BRING CANNED GOODS 9-5:30 M-F 9-5 Sat. TO HELP FEED A NEEDY FAMILY 353-2252 * ETHNIC CHRISTMAS CARDS WILL BE SOLD Seasons Greetings jl

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Best wishes to all graduating 1993 Panhellen>c O.S.E.A. XO • Maggie Wlckert * XO Child care m my home. Reliable car a must. 8 2 bedroom apartments available for Spring CAMPUS EVENTS senior delegates. Cabinet and Eieculive Offi- WINTER WONDERLAND SEMI-FORMAL Congratulaoons for being elected the am lo i pm. 2-4 days/week References re- Semester Call 352-9302. cers Thank you tor everything and well miss December 11,1993 new cabinet director for Panhel quired 352-0784. youl Your sisters wish you luck) 2 bedroom house on Ada Ave. Avail 1/1/94. Chiidcare. light house help needed by profes- $500.uM Call353 6962(loave message) Julie ScnulKer ■ Brian Warner XO'XO'XO'XO'XO sional Toledo Dad. Live-in. i deal for new grad Shannyn Burns' Michael Fox 2 bedroom apartment avail, until May Pets al- BGSU APPRECIATION SPECIAL (Ed. or child dev.) Car helpful. Phone: * PRIZES ' FOOD' FUN Nancy HoJcomb * Ftoni Simchon lowed Swimmng Pool Renmeg 353 5727 $24 95 PER NIGHT 536-9525 Eves. Work 248-7841 Immed. start M DA/TOYS FOR TOTS CASINO NIGHT Mary Beth Weber * Dan Spam WANTED Sun. Dec. 5 - Thurs Dec 9 3 bedroom house close to campus YOU COULD WIN- Beavis. Butthead" Stuart EARN $500 or more weekly Sun. Dec 12 • Thurs. Dec 16 3-4 people $575 00 per month *gift certificates from Easy Street Cafe. Rebecca Fnschkorn * Mke McDowell stuffing envelopes at home. FHchers, Pizza Hut. Myles Pizza COUPON REQUIRED AT CHECK-IN 443 N EnterpnsetB See ad in this paper tor coupon ft details Stephana SzyneJ * Chns Dans •"HELP"* Send long SASE to: Country 'CD's *a portable phone (sublease Jan. - Aug ) call John 353-2330 Best Western Falcon Plaza Karm Rosendale * Jeff Smihal I need Graduation Tickets' Living Shoppers, Dept. U1. 'an answering machine 'and MORE'' 1450 E Wooster "352-4671 Lisa Totxn' Dennis Tobm Will Buy HI P .0. Box 1779. Den ham Springs, 432 S. Enterprise, Apt A FRIDAY.DEClO Annemane Aquaviva * Bob Cook Call Ted. 353-2316 LA 70727. 2 bdrm., unfurnished. $310/month 8pm-2am Susan Reineck * Kevin Casselman 723 Third St., Apt. B NE COMMONS M^helle Barak * Mark Schumm 1 bdrm., furnished. $298/month Tickets - S3 pre-sale. $4 ai door Former Cleveland Brown's Monica Sue Maynard * Bnan Pothost 1 female subieaser needed tor Spring 94 Earn cash over the holidays stuffing enve- 706 Second St. Apt. B for info call 2-8165 Center House 1 block from campus Price negotiable Jennifer Biem * Steve Cornelius lopes. Send SASE to Midwest Mailers, P.O. 1 bdrm . furmshed,$300/month • PRIZES ' FOOD' FUN Mike Baab Call 353 3538 Trad Kelly ' Rich Hura Box 395. Oathe. KS 66051. 455 S Enterprise. Apt. BAG at MT.MUGGS Sunday Laura Martin' Phil Maxwell 1 M or F roommate needed for Spnng semes- 1 bdrm., unfurnished. $330/month from noon to 3:00 pm Jenn'Brett M.Piccus rerto share home with two easy going room- Call John Newlove Real Estate Hang wrth Baaband Get ahead wtlh Experience! Cheryl A BrandvoJd * Matt Pnesi mates. Very close to campus. Cheap rent with 354-2260 Chns. watch the Browns kick some Encka Former * Scon Bartholomev washer and dryer and cable IV. Call immediat- It's almost time for us to make our New Year's 1 Houston bull " Kim Nettling • Chad Coder ley' Ask for Anflrea 353 3019 If you are interested in finding a resolutions as we gear up lor Spring semester Michelle Knapp * Steve Glaros job in the Advertising/Marketing field- 920 E. Wooster 2 bedroom f urn across from This year I'm joining the Rec Center's Person- 1 male subieaser for Spnng t994 $i85/mo. * GOODLUCK WITHOUT EXPERIENCE' GOLDEN KEY MEMBERS Marsha Jones * Ian Coder campus. Free water/sewer/gas heat Laundry al Quest program to help me KEEP those reso- uDl. istmo rentl'ee Call Davo353-3524 Are you interested in an officer position for (he Jennifer Stano ' Dan Traver Facilities Call Newlove Rentals. 35? 5620 Our lubons' Weekly meetings with trained graduate But you can gam valuable expenence 94 -95 year? It so. you must attend an important Jennifer Beerman ■ John Bonn.ce 1 male subieaser for Spring Semester Close onty office students on issues like stress and time man- at The BG News meeting when you return from break, 1/19/94 Rita Moore' Laura Gnade to campus $i55/mo. Call 354-7409. agement. fitness, nutrition, goal setting and The BG News had 3 positions available Artist studio space. Former church structure. at 9pm m 100 BA Good luck on Finals' Stephen McCoppin other weliness topics can help us have a great i male sublessor needed for Spring 94. Close next semester and several positions Possible hvmg quarters Elmore. OH. Ask for semester. Call or stop by the Rec Center Graduation tickets needed to campus, own room and affordable Call tor next year in the Advertising DepL Maureen 862 2735 Pi Beta Phi Pi Beta Phi Pi Beta Phi (2-7482) to sign up or get more into The pro- I will pay. Randy. 354-5241 We are looking for ENTHUSIASTIC, Call 353-0325 - Carty Rentals gram begins January 24. 8 weeks before Please can Mndy 372 4507 To my awesome family DEDICATED, EAGERmdividuals who 1 non-smoking female subieaser need tor Now renting houses A apts. 94-95 school yr. Son ng Break" Big JoAnn want to GET AHEAD! Spring'94. Close to campus. 180/mo. plusutil Listing avail, now. Office: 316 E Merry #3 Lee Twin Rachel Hey, the 1993 KEY yearbooks are here' They Pnce negotiable Call 352 8825. Pick up listing or we will mail Grand Big ShellyAunt Mandy Call 372-2606 tor details! may be picked up after noon. Thursday. Dec Merry Christmas to the 1 subieaser needed now & Spring semester Lee. 16 m 28 West Hall Rest family of all") Great location Thanks for telling me about Personal Quest11 Help Wanted 10-40 hoursAvk., flexible Carty Rentals 353 0325 Interested in getting free homecooked meals Love. Call 352-8723 or 352 0462 for into. called the Rec Center (207482) and found out schedule. Openings throughout Ohio. Subleasing available and hanging out with some awesome girls? If Pam it meets weekly from January 24 to Spring S9 00- starting pay. 866-1726. 2nd semester so, Phi mu sorority is looking for a lunch Pi Beta Phi Pi Beta Phi Pi Beta Phi Break, and I have the choice of several meet- 2 subteasers needed to fill a room in 3 bdrm/2 houseboy for Spring i994 semester If inter- Management Position for National franchise ing times. For one hour each week we will meet bain apartment Close to campus. Close to Duplex for rent al 530 E Merry. 3 bedroom ested call Lorien at 372 2750 Sandy and Shannon with a trained graduate student and learn about Downtown. Call 353-2624. located in Fostona Apply in person or send re- Limit 4 people. Available now through May 7, To the two best littles anyone could ask tor. I'm sume to Quarters Bar and Grill at the Wood fitness, nutrition, stress and jme management, INTRAMURAI.S ENTRIFS DUE GET READY '94.Rent$500/mo . uttl (negotiable) Depos- so lucky to have you in my family. Thanks for 3 females leasers needed lor Spring. 2 bdrms. land Mall. Ask for Ron and other weliness topes Also, we will learn to FOR SPRING! MEN'S INDP ICE HOCKEY- it $500. Call John Newlove Real Estate. making my last semester so much tun» May very close to campus. $150 ♦ elec. each/mo. set responsible and realistic self-improvement eJAN 18. WOMEN S AND COED BASKET Summer Employment Train Now. 354 2260 you always hold the bonds of Omega Phi Alpha Call 352-6609 goals Good luck with the New Year's resolu- BALL JAN 18, MEN'S BASKETBALL JAN Cuyahoga Community College will prepare you tions i 19. M.W. TEAM HANOBALL- JAN 20. WOM- close to your hearts l Can You Say "Money7" Duplexes. 1. 2. 3 bdrms. Quiet locations. Call O Phi A love A mine, tor employment as a National Park Ranger We Newlove Rentals 352-5620, our only office Chns INS BOWLING JAN 25. M.W. DBLS BIL- If you give me your extra Dec. graduation offer weekend training Jan 7 - May 8 at our PS. It's not too late to sign up Tell your LIARDS JAN 31 ALL ENTRIES DUE IN 130 Big Brenda ticket you will be seeing it, too. Western Campus in Parma. OH Job place- For Rent friends. FIELDHOUSE BY4 00 PM ON DUE DATE ContactMarkat353-5109 Leavemessago ment assistance A 12 hours of college credit Duplex, adjacent to campus INTRAMURAL FORFIET FEES MUST BE •" FALCONETTES — are available Call (216) 967-5076 today tor a 352^)000 Personal Quest PICKED UP THURSDAY. DECEMBER 16 BY It's time tor the Holidays DEC GRAD WILL BUY YOUR EXTRA TICK- free mfo packet and there's cheer in the air Get ready 'or Spring Break! 4 00 PM FRATERNITIES MAY CARRY OVER ETS CALL COLLECT-424 8970 AFTER 7PM Houses A Apartments * Close to Campus So come see me Falconeties Learn to eat right m the residence halls rONIXTSLMESTER M.W I .MELISSA 1 Travel Abroad and Work. Make up to For Summer 1994 A 1994-95 school year Join Personal Quest Be there or be square Desperately need a subieaser for 1030 E. 1-267-3341 Keep your New Year's resolutions' Jackie, $2.000-$4.000*/mo. teaching basic conversa- Thanks for the news about the buy back in the Wooster. For information please call 354-0521 Join Personal Quest Come support the Falconetiee tional English in Japan. Taiwan, or S Korea. Union I'm going to wait until my finals are fin- or cal i beeper at 354-3864 No teaching background or Asian languages Manage stress betore it manages you' Precision Team on Friday night Houses and duplexes tor 1994-95 school year ished before I sell my books back Then when I Join Personal Quest at 6:45 at the Ice Arena Desperately need Graduation tickets. required. For information call: (206) 632-1146 12 mo. leases only, starting in May Steve stop to get a bite to eat lor lunch, I can sell my ex 15544 Set your goals and reach them' Don't be late l< Wifl top all other offers. Smith -352-8917. books back at the same time. It will save save Join Personal Quest Love. Your Secret Spmts Call 352-5561. me some time and let me get home quickerl Ideal for senous academic 15 mm from BG. New semester, new you' "•FALCONETTES"* Cathy Ranch 2 bed w'study. Garage, no pets $575 P.O. Kickoff m the Bowl n' Greenery 3894293 Female roommate wanted 1/94 - 6/94. Huge FOR SALE 9 pm - Midnight. Thurs. Jan 27th room in spaoous home 1 mile from campus Jay/Mar - The Highlands • 354 6036 Sign up for PQ •"•KELLY JEAN SIKORA"" Jennifer Gil ley $235 inc. unl and wash/dry. Furnish avail, dep. 1 and 2 bdrm. tum^unf, AC. spaoous. quiet. in the SRC Mam Office For K. Slkora It is nme to say goodbye' Do we have a ticket to $190 352-4090Jackie 1981 Ford Fairmont station wagon, only Avail now or 2nd sem Start $34QVmo. see Bush? Ton Road U-Turns, exit ramp a resounding cheer! 67,000 mi. Very good cond very reliable, re- Female subieaser needed Spnng semester stunts, bath tub diving, our dear fnend Susan So grab a glass quires no work, asking $950 OBO 354-5309 Male Roommate Wanted. Haven House Apts The winning numbers in the Finder's "the wise." Dawnene's foot, our 2 am visitors, and down your beer, Apt on Frazee 150/mo. Call 352-8921 Avail, immediately until end ot 2nd semester. Music Gift Certificate Raffle were: 1985 Plymouth Honzon. Auto w/air PS/PB take me to your leader, my personal pizza de- to the shot fusts and shaekln' FREE 1st MONTHS RENT! Call Brian at 354-3211 or Aaron at (313) 1st prize 166276 bi.OOOmi Si950 CaH352*469 675-5604. liverer, the miracles of make-up. 'waving." and neighbor window ecralchln' Wanted: female subieaser for Spring Close to 2nd prize: 166417 party tr>cks galore. Professor Garrett and the to your chtcken pox campus • low rent. Please call Rachel at 2,1-way airline tickets. $50 each. Needed: 2»4 subleasers Congratulations ID winners and finding clean socks. Wilson brothers, our tidy apartment. Oh, what a 3536018. Cleveland to Atlanta on Dec. 28. 2 bedroom apt Pets allowed Jennifer Maim and Rosalie Underwood1 life we lead' I'll miss you very much See you in to w i ppi n g up dick Call 352-2323, leave message Call 353-8804. STEAM would like to thank all participants New Mexico Take care and don't do anything I and learning to drive stick. Help prevent a family feud' so again ralae your glass would do. Sell me your extra grad ticket TODAY Mac computer with 2 MB hard-drive, new soft- Your best friend, Liz and let n be done, Call 352-9575 Thanksl Now leasing tor 94-95 rental season at Roomie, Us about G-dD-mn time ware, games. 353 9616 RO Rentals,303S.Main• 354 8800. SERVICES OFFERED you're TWENTY-ONE I Yes, we do allow pets* Kelii Gibson--You are the greatest. Thanks lor Help! 1 or 2 subleasers needed for Spring '94. tow. Kath MOUNTAIN BIKE tor sale, runs well, includes your hard work, dedication, and fnendship. Very close to campus Cheap rent. All uol. paid. Hey. the knights in shining army won't always Kryptonnok>ck.$75 Call Grog, 37? 5820 Rooms avail in BG home. Grad males prof 1993 yearbooks are herein furnished. Can Nikki 354-5412. Affordable child care in my home between be riding on a "Heeting" train. Be safe, have New Nintendo A Tapes 354-6701 or 3521631 (leave message) They may be picked up after noon. Help' Female subieaser for Spnng 1994 hours of 6 am to 7 pm Call 352-8319 fun. and I'M see you in the new year. Thursday. Dec. 16 in 28 West Hall. $125 Slap in lor our 1994-1995 brochures Newlove Much love, and happy holidays $i25/mo. -ewe 352-2837 PREGNANT? Call NOW. leave message 353-7515 Rentals 328 S Main. Our only office Your soul sister 352-5620 We can help FREE A CONFIDENTIAL preg ADOPTION Happ iy married couple wishes to nancy tests, support A information BG Preg- PIONEER speakers. 120 watts/$H0 DEN- become parents. Will ofler lots of love, HELP' I need 1 female subieaser for Spring Subleasers needed for Spring "94 nancy Ceme' Call 354-HOPE Last Day for The Little Shop's NON car CD player/ $300 OHO Eic. cond. laughter, secunty. and a bright future. Call Semeser i block from campus. OWN ROOM. 2 bedrooms, close to campus. Santa Sale Call Sean at 353-0661 cheap, will negotiate Word Processing Resumes. Term Papers. Theresa and Sal ANYTIMF ai i 800-736-2761 VERY CHEAPI Please call A leave message. University Union, 8:00-4:45 Call 352 2038 Thesis, Dissertations on laser printer Advent Candlelight Celebration 3542539 Call 352-6705 (9 to 9) Celebrating hope and light1" LIZ ELLIOTT Housemate wanted. Non-smoker. FOR RENT Sunday night at 8:00 pm Own room. $150 ♦ utilities. Oh. where to start'? U-Tums on toll roads and Ballroom - all are welcome' wherever else convenient, driving olf the exit Call Lance 655- 3064 PERSONALS ramp-you know, you are really evil and it's 1 A 2 bdrm apta. available now and Spring amazing what make-up does for you' James, ALL INVITED Need i ticket to Graduation semester Winthrop Terrace Apis 352-9135. Rob. Garrett, this weekend m general' You're ANNUAL CANOLELIGHT MASS Will pay 1-874-2661 1 bdrm apt. sublease for Spring. 8:00pm, Sunday. December 12 CAMPUS TANNING the greatest and I'm really going to miss you - Downtown Rent negotiable. 353-0116. I don't forget me, Baby Cleavage! I wuv u and Lenhart Grand Ballroom, Union Fail Specials close c campus 6 beds I'm coldi Sponsored by Need one male roommate for apt. at 319 S. First visit Free 352-7889 Friends Always. Jen St. Thomas More Catholic Parish Main. Own room avail, free cable and low rent 1 bedroom apt. All ubt. pad Bowling (door open at 7 15pm) Roommate that is there is student leaching so Available Jan. 1,1994 Cathy. it is a quiet apt Please call Trevor, Sun. to $325/mo 353-4709. Have you heard the lastest The University Spring Break '94 Spring Break Thurs. 4 pm to Midnight at 352-4214. Union has a book buy back location in the Piz- Sunsplash Tours Green! One female subieaser to share 1 bdrm. apt. for Lowest pices guaranteed!! 1 Bedroom Apartment Avail. For Sublease za Outlet. They use computer pricing so you Refrigerators ft Lohs Available Spring semester. $i87.50/mo. * elec. Free Cancun. Jamaica, Bahamas, South Padre. Clean. Ouiet. Walking Distance From Bars know you'll get a fair price for your used books. Spring Semester lor Rental heat A shuttle to campus. Pool & laundry facili- Daytona & Panama City A Campus 354 -3043 It's open Monday. Dec 13, Thursday. Dec 16, Space Savers ties on aju.CaM 3&4-2211. Santa Say's It's from 9:00-5:00 and from 9:00-3:00 on Fnday, 405 Thurstin •352-5475 Willing to work with individual groups. Dec 17. I'll see you there. Please call campus represents oveBrlan Responsible, non-smoking female to share 1 bedroom apartments. Free water and sewer. Jackie 353-7914 apartment. Own room, free heat. Prefer old- 114 S. Main, Contact Newlove Rentals at 328 Just Around er/grad. student Please call 352-5471. leave S. Mam. Our only office. 352-5620 message. Christmas Shopping at the Woodland Mall * ■ Spnng Break) Panama Cry1 8 Days Ocean Spring Break. Sailing Bahamas on Luxury i bedroom furnished apartment next to cam- the Corner! Free Shuttle Service view Room With A Kitchen* $119' Great Loca- Yachts. Seven day Island Adventure. All Inclu- Spring leaser needed. pus tor Spring semester $275/monlh. Cal Sat. Dec 11.12 noon • 9.30 pm tion! Walk To Bars' Includes Discount Card' sive with Cabin & Meals. $498 Each, Groups of Haven House Apt., $i00/mo. & uol. 354-1104. Pick up behind Union even/ 20 minutes Hurry! Prices Increase 12/151 6.1/80O-999-SAIL<7245) Call 354-2220. 1 800 678-6386. 114 1/2S Main. The 1993 KEY yearbooks are herel 1 bdrm.. unfurn., downtown, washer A dryer m They may be picked up after noon. Subieaser needed for Campus Manor apt. for building, free water A sewer. Call Newlove December 16 m 28 West HaJI I Spnng semester. Close to campus. Own room. Renla's. 352 5620. our only otlico Call 353-0914. STUDENT SHOPPING 117 N. 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IASIIMI: There's nothing - not a thing - 01 course, not everyone was so and held up a cardboard sign read- is: All you can do to make It harder than having to say good- convivial. When I first began here, ing"! C your column." I have through this big crazy roller coas- bye. I received a good deal of angry let- one word to say: Yowza! ter we call "life" Is to laugh. EDITOR-IN-CHIEF Except watching Saved By The ters. I once penned a column - To Monica, who approached Well, that's not true. Drugs can Bell. Or Melrose Place. about my sister getting married, CONNELL BARRETT my sister and complimented her help, too. And lots of 'em. Actual- Or sitting in a really, really un- making some completely innocu- on ME, making my sister think I'm ly, I have no final, blindingly pro- comfortable chair, listening to ous, totally light-hearted remarks really cool. You crazy nut, Monica! found point; I don't think I've had George Will discuss the pluses and about her being a slut, heh-heh. Get a hobby. one In my four-plus college years. MANAGING EDITOR minuses of the Clinton health care In came the letters: "Barrett's a - To the anonymous letter I Hmmm. Do what you can to live DORIAN HALKOVICH plan, while someone steadily Jabs disgusting blight on his family received last year, with $.60 taped life, I'll Just say.Carpe diem', (lit- you In the cheek with a sewing honor," one remarked. "He to It, which read, "Nice Job with erally, "Seize the carp!") needle, all while being forced to should resign Immediately," cla- the articles. The next soda's on Enjoy your college thing. I've en- watch a special Saued By The mored another, calling me "a tal- me. Sincerely, Some Rounder." STAFF WRITERS Joyed mine. It's been the highlight Bell, In which the gang makes a entless embarrassment." Thank you, Some Flouder. Heh- of my brief life. I've met so many JOYCE ASHMAN guest appearance on Melrose And my mom and dad were less heh. It's nice to be recognized. people who've made deep, perm- Place, while Billy tries to learn to than crazy about It, too. "You're a Heh-heh. Don't come near my anent impressions on me, helping DAVID COEHRS tie his shoes in time to impress the house. to shape who I am. And I'll never saucy new tenant moving In, AMYDEEB - To the girl who came up to me forget this or them. played by Elisabeth Shue, his at a now-defunct Perrysburg res- Thanks for making It all so much CHRISTINE ECKSTEIN REAL LIFE SISTER! Ewww! taurant while I was with my family fun. Except for that, I reckon noth- and said, "Wow, I really love your Without all of you good people LAWRENCE HANNAN ing's harder than having to say column," for making the rest of out there reading my weekly dose goodbye. Which Is what I have to MELINDA C. my family think I'm really coo!. of deep, social satire, my life do today. - To lovely Klrsten, wherever wouldn't have been nearly so MONHART Yes, two and a half years ago 1 you are. meaningful and full of awe and came in as a transfer student to - And to all the sad, midgulded, wonder, or whatever. MIKE SIEBENALER write my very first column for the myopic, lonely and all-too-kind in- So, I'm on to graduation ...and ROSS WEITZNER fine newspaper here at BGSU dividuals who've ever taken the off to begin a daring new adven- (slogan: "Alphabetically better disgusting blight on your family time to write me, call me, fax me, ture (unemployment). Than Owens"). honor," one remarked. "You flair-gun me, carrier pldgeon me, Admittedly, I began writing as a should resign immediately," cla- STAFF speak to me or generally commun- So long, goodbye and buckle way to meet girls. "Write a col- mored another, calling me "a tal- icate in some way to merely say up. And if we never meet again, PHOTOGRAPHER umn," my Dad said with a tender entless embarrassment. AND how I wrote something that made then it won't be the last time. fatherliness, "and when a fetching WHERE'S THAT RIPPLE I them chuckle, if Just for a moment. ROSS WEITZNER young lass recognizes you, ask her ASKED FOR?" It's been my pleasure. Or something. out, and have her bring me some But the campus' bile-spitting ha- Oh, sure, I've learned there are more ripple. DAMMIT! WHERE'S tred for me receded, and I started a few people out there with little or Sincerely, ADVISOR MY RIPPLE?" to realize I wasn't nearly as un- no sense of humor - mean, spite- And I Just happened to have my popular as I thought I was. And ful, semi-competent nothings, who BOB BORTEL eye on a comely, cute-as-a-button people have been pretty swell, Just don't get it, who Just can't force coed from my Math class. And overall. a grin. Stoo in at the Bursar's of- sure enough she spoke to me. So here's a quick tip of the hat fice and visit them sometime. BUSINESS "Hey, are you Connell Bar- to some of the folks who've com- Haha! Just kidding, you crazy rett?" she asked. plimented me on my column over MANAGER Bursar people! I love you! Don't "Yes." the last 28 months (and these are triple my account total! BARB MILLER "Get out of my car! Stop follow- all true). A special thanks... Anyway, most everybody has a ing me!" - To the car full of girls who pretty good sense of humor. So "Do you like Chinese food?" honked at me driving down 1-75 my final, blindingly profound point ADVERTISING MANAGER der of quite a few of the PC watchdogs, who took offense to the cover COLLEEN WHITMAN headline which, next to a drawing of a computer, rcad."Meet your new mailman." This unleashed the mighty temp- mit Insider est that is indignant mail. One response pleaded, Magazine is published 1 he end is near, as you could probably tell by the cnour- "What makes this (computer) male? Does every Friday during the mousness of the T.' Wow, is thai a big letter, or what? It's it have a penis? Arc only men academic year by the JUST PLAIN BIG! mail carriers?" Board of Student Anyway, it's true: Another semester has come lo a shock- Well, of course not. But Publications of Bowling ingly expedient close. It seems like only yesterday we were that's the way it should Green State University. all dribblc-mouthcd little nincompoops with no friends or be. Come on! Women have Opinions expressed overall purpose in life, until wc came to this fine school been carrying mail long by columnists do not to meet other dribblc-mouthcd nincompoops with no enough. They're just not as necessarily reflect the friends or purpose in life, also known as professors. naturally skilled at mail car- opinions of The Insider But here we are -- Dec. 10,1993. rying as men arc. Magazine. It was Jean-Paul Sane, was it not, who said, They're just not quite strong Readers are "Time, it goes so very fast, but not as fast as a horse. enough to pick up the bags, not encouraged to voice Or a hippo in really good shape." without breaking a nail, anyway. their opinions to Insider How very sagacious some people can be. Don't you ever wonder why mail Magazine with Letters to It's been a fun semester, and we here at The gets lost? It's because a female tried the Editor, which will be Insider would like to think we've make things delivering a letter, broke her cuticle published in each issue. just a little bit more bearable. and had to cry for three days. Enough! Entries should be Sure, we've had our share of controversy. Besides, there's too much gun play submitted to Insider There were more than a few irate souls who at your run-of-the-mill post office. Slay Magazine, 214 West took offense to our Halloween issue, which home and bake brownies. Hall. Bowling Green. OH sported Charles Manson and swastica along- (The previous few paragraphs are for and they should Include side the headline, "Have a mad Halloween." any Women's Studies class running out a phone number where We are sorry if anyone fell insulted. We of topics to "discuss." So ... enjoy!) you can be reached for were not, in any way, condoning Naziism. Rather, '&*« s"'/h'^/Ai^^^l m TtaI'silfor^year'BGSU WcW|M conformation. we were coming out in support of serial killers. ^frijyS/Dfz^^^^m m'ss y°u and m'ss y°u sincerely. Just wanted to clear that up. ^ff] n^ff; Thanks for reading. Drive safely. Also, the issue from a few weeks back on E-mail raised the dan- '*& ...Us. Th« Insider 3 fit. D«< 10. lf?3 by MM H'-.I It) C is for Cow Kicking: Dwight killed Grunge and the horse it the music Industry pigs in rayon Yoakum and Emmylou Hams rode in on ... but not before the and polyester. I thank my released albums I hate to admit I horse took a chunk out of friends at Sub Pop, Elekfra, like. everybody's butt. Touch & Go, Zoo and BMG. An AtoZ look at 1993 in D is for Dead: Jerry Garcia K is for Kleptomania: The the T is for Tattoos: Not since the Music lives. Too bad. 1970s. Enough said. '60s has "Easy Rider" been or E is for Elvis: Elvis is dead. L is for Love Songs: Kurt shut such an accurate pop culture Boredom Inhabited Me Good. Courtney and the press up, indicator. How P.C. can that For A Day F is for FIREHOSE: D. Boon, much to everyone s amusement be? What follows is a quick mammoth mouthpiece for the except the press and Steve Al- year U is for U2: Sorry Bono, you alphabetical dash through the late, great Minutemen is gone, bini, and put out Nirvana's In and the boys are worse than last 300 and some odd days in but his spirit lives on with the Utero. numb. You're dumb. that crazy, dangerous world we release of Mr. Machinery M is for Maladjustment: In V is for the Velvet Under- call rock and roll. Take notes. Operator. Produced by Dino- Utero ground: 1993 saw the reunion saur Jr.'sJMascis. of the most important band of A is for Anger: Punk's not G is for God: Sorry Bono, in the sixties (name another to (Wheww... half an alphabet dead. The evidence: Hater, Bi- maybe next time. down, half to qo.) spawn so many imitators with- kini Kill, Schlack, Pussy Galore. H is for Harvey, Polly Jean: (Onward) out a single "hit" or chart- B is for Blah, Blah, Blah: Kurt aka PJ. Both Rid of Me and 4 topping album to its credit). Cobain and Courtney Love, like Track Demos top my list of N is for Never-neverland: Lou, John, Sterling and Moe Sid and Nancy before them, the year's best. Mule, Laughing Hyenas, Maj- rack don t miss a beat on the live proved that rock stars' phar- I is for Insurance: Where is esty Crush, X, Flat Duo Jets and document of the limited maceutical and bedroom habits Madonna in 1994? New Bomb Turks played (or are or Toledo this semester alone! European dates. are best kept secret. J is for Jaded: The media scheduled to do so soon) in BG More good news? New locals W is for Wash-and-Wear: bands like Re, Mindpower, Fashion-conscious vocalist of Pleasant Ashtray, Serious Stone Temple Poodles goes Jones. Bad news? Not enough from hairdo to hairdo at a pace arunge or hippy cover bands. Madonna should envy. :eally. X is for Xylophone: In 19931 O is for Overworked: Poor heard only one song featuring a Eddie Vedder from Pearl Jam xylophone: Hater's 'Tot Fin- has to look so brooding all the der. ' time. Y is for Your Mom: It's P is for Precious (the most po Christmas, for Pete's sake, buy litically-incorrect adjective to her the new Frank Sinatra or denote a band of female musi- something. She'll do your laun- cians): The Breeders, Belly, Bi- dry when you're home, won't kini Kill, Huqgy Bear, The she? Spinanes, PJHarvey. Julianna Hatfield Three, etc. We're not Z is for Zappa: Frank's dead in Kansas anymore, Toto. and that's now I'll remember R is for Riot Wear: Riot Grrls 1993 in music. (see A and P). And Rush. Yeah, Thanks. It's been fun. Rush! Can't beat that Rush. And all opinions expressed S is for Suits: Steve Albini ca- herein are completely those of shes their checks, no matter this author, with the exception how much he whines and of P. whimpers his ill feelings toward Ho. ho. ho.

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During this same night, Butch That seems to have been the Haynes [Kevin Costner) and OS&ttU thinking behind "A Perfect another inmate bust out of a World, Clint Eastwood's nearby prison, hijack a car after cinematic dozer that moves killing its owner and hightail it & only near its end, and then only to Phillip's town by dawn, for one intense scene. where they hope to switch au- ■^^^v^jf/n On Halloween night in 1963 tomobiles. Butch's sexually de- ft V. in Texas, little Phillip Perry viant partner in crime chances & <^eR^ff/ (newcomer T.J. Lowther) upon Phillip's house and attacks ^^^ listens enviously as his sisters his mother while she fixes & discuss their classmates' cos- breakfast. Butch intervenes, but tume plans. Phillip and his fami- the scuffle arouses a neighbor ly are Jehovah's Witnesses, so so they take Phillip hostage and they aren't allowed to trick or leave town. (>y Dave Cochrs treat. Enter Red Gamett (Clint Eas- staff writer In fact, his religious beliefs twood) a scowling, slack-jawed don't allow Phillip to do much Texas Ranger assigned to hunt Take a good story, make it a of anything fun. His feelings of down the prisoners. He's ac- R'riod piece, toss in some repression, coupled with the companied by, among others, ollywood heavyweights and emotional void created by his Sally Gerber (Laura Dern), a col- allow a veteran actor To direct. runaway father, make him one lege-educated criminologist ordered by the governor to as- sist street-smart Garnett, who clearly isn't impressed. In what is the story's most contrived plot angle, the officers are ordered to conduct the search from a special mobile trailer pulled by a pickup truck and equipped with the latest in crime-tignting technology. The joke is that the trailer breaks free from the moving truck shortly afterward and spends the remainder of the BAD DIRECTIONS Clint Eastwood directs and co-stars with Kevin Costner In movie stuck in a field. mediocre World.' Back on the road, Butch leaves his perverted partner be- protect the man's tamily from all but gives one of the film's hind with a bullet in his head Butch's fury. most effective performances. after the man attempts to The scene is taut and emo- His face betrays a sheltered molest Phillip. tionally charged - clearly one of child overwhelmed by the cir- Phillip isn t very traumatized only a few that work well within cumstances surrounding him, over his kidnapping. He enjoys the entire movie. To his added and struggling between the for- the adventure of the chase and horror, Phillip's actions lead to bidden childhood pleasures connects instantly with Butch's Butch's inevitable fate in a mer- Butch offers him and the strict friendly demeanor and influen- cilessly drawn-out and maudlin values his mother has taught tial viewpoints. climax. him. Butch is the father figure Phil- One problem with "A Perfect The screenplay by John Lee lip craves, and Phillip gives World" is that, after basic plot Hancock coufci have been a Butch the opportunity to act as introductions, none of the char- wonderful character study of a the confidant and mentor his acters have much to do. Despite boy and a man from different own physically abusive father the Implication of the movie s backgrounds but with very simi- never was. trailer, there is no real chase. lar emotional needs. But Han- As the movie ambles slowly And in two almost wasted cock's script misses a great op- THE MARLBORO WUSS: Kevin Costner Mars as convict Butch Haynes. who kid- forward, ranger Red and crime portunity by never reaching naps a child and tries lo make him sit on cars and look cool. fighter Sally eventually gain re- performances, Eastwood and spect for each other's tech- Dem spend most of the time much beyond surface emotions. niques, none of which really verbally sparring over their de- What "A Perfect World" suf- matter since they're marooned cidedly di rferenfmethods of law fers from most is Eastwood's in the crashed trailer. We also enforcement. lethargic direction. His camera %cUeidoscope learn that Red had an influence As Butch Haynes, Costner spends an inordinate amount of Jewelry, books, crystals, on Butch's criminal past. drives a lot and offers Phillip his time on each scene, until it be- oils, incense, & more. To Phillip's horror, the spec- well-meaning but somewhat comes banal and drained of There's no tre of Butch's battered child- immoral views of life and jus- dramatic energy. Tarot Readings by Julie hood finally emerges when he tice. His character is obviously His attention to the story Wed. Dec. 15 2-6pm becomes enragedat a man they supposed to be filled with com- seems to wander at times as place like Fit Dec. 17 2-6pm encounter who slaps around his plex emotions and an underly- well. Eastwood doesn't seem to Sat. Dec 18 l-4pm small grandson. Feeling be- ing rage, but Costner's rather be as focused here as he was in trayedby Butch's sudden vio- wooden performance hinders "In The Line Of Fire." This is home i Palm Readings by Cathy lent temperament, Phillip any effort to reveal them. okay movie making that had the Fri. Dec 17 6-8pm makes an agonizing move to Lowther doesn't say much at potential to be much better. Sat. 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What should I care If I should drown Greta Deep In the sea there is No Biting no one but me PolyGram Records, Inc. Open my eyes no stars Imagine the Beatles making no sky music with the Velvet Under- Nothing to fear now I ground. Now throw in a dash of know why I'm here thrash metal and a teaspoon of grunge. Another great cut is Is It What do you have? Greta. What You Wanted? It may sound like a strange combination, but the band Man of the past, I feel makes it flow like chocolate your world is dying fast syrup over ice cream. Perhaps When I wake each morn- one of the most consistent ing, I look out my door sounds recognizable throughout I'm looking for the sun- the CD is the sound of Seattle. shine but It aln 't there no With Eddie Vedder as former more frontman of Greta, what else Is It what you wanted? can you expect? Is It just your dream But the band doesn't stay true gone mad? to any one musical style. With a strong backbeat throughout, No Hiring is a strong they slow the pace of the songs, release. It is definitely worth a only to rapidly race through the listen. If you like grunge, '60s rest. music or progressive thrash, Paul Plagens, lead vocalist, chances are you'll enjoy No matches the tone of the song Biting. with his Anthrax-like wailing in "Love is Dead" and his '50s -Dorian Halkovich style pop beat in others. Not surprisingly, the range of musical style and the refreshing lack of limitations on Plagens vocals make this a CD worth listening to. Produced by Sylvia Massy (Tool, Green Jelly) and co- produced by John Easdale (Dramarama), No Biting sounds compact and profes- BATHROOM HUMOR AT ITS FINEST: THE INSIDER (men. from back): Guy wtlh goalee. Andy Dugan: guy with lame sional, unlike many albums put ski cap, Mark DcChant; guy wtlh face and no hat. Chrts Hawlcy: guy to his right. Mike Kazlmore; handsome out by little known bands. guy with glasses next to last guy. Bossman Council barren. (Ladles, from back right): Girl In while shin. Eileen McNa- mara: to her right, Mellnda Monhari: to her right. Amy Deeb; to her right. In yucky flower shirt Dorian Halkovich; across from her with glasses. Krtsten Lea Sweet; front and center. BG NEWS photographer, -eresa -homas, who asked Students- Worship With Us This Weekend to stay anonymous... and she really loves her E-mail. 5/. Mark's Lutheran Church 315 S. College Drive Bowling Green, OH 43402 All ««U CIA #11 II*Alt* THE PLACE FOR RIBS (419) 353-9305 or 353-6675 •owiMOeanN • asyiMi THE PLACE FOR BGSU You'll laugh again! You'll cry againll "Contemporary Worship with Communion" You'll hurl again'!! STUDENTS Saturday at 5p.m.Casual Attire WAYNE'S OLD 2 1991,92,93 Peoples Sunday Worship 8:30 & 11:00a.m Choice Winner at NW Sunday School 9:45 a.m. Nightly at 7:15 4 9:15 v Sat. Sun. Mat. 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