SANTA COMES TO GUANTANAMO RAY AS COMMUNITY LAUNCHES YullE SEASON EVENTS

It's beginning to look a lot like by J02 Brenda Starkey To further heighten the- Christmah Christmas in Guantanamo Bay, and the spirit in Gitmo, a community Chriet- base's first Christmas parade is with children at the Downtown Lyceum should contact Margie Stewart at mas tree lighting ceremony is being planned for Saturday afternoon. following the parade and there will 98127 AWH or 951218 DWH, or see her planned for Dec. 15. Santa Claus will arrive at Coop- be a special Christmas movie shown at the parade formation area on the And for those wishing to decorat* er Field by helicopter at 3:45 p.m. there after sundown. road behind the Windjammer Saturday their quarters in the traditional Saturday and join a 31-unit plus par- The 31 parade units scheduled at afternoon. "real" cut Christias trees, the Navy ade that will leave the Windjammer press time yesterday included the Santa will be visiting the Navy Exchange is planning to have enough at 4 p.m. high school band, a Jamaican steel Exchange toyland for two hours on trees for everyone on sale in the The parade route takes the jolly band and floats and marching units. Saturdays and Sundays throughout the near future. old elf and his entourage up Recre- The Grand Marshal will be Captain pre-Christmas season. Plans for his The trees are scheduled to arrive ation Road to Sherman Avenue and John H. Letterman Jr., Commander visits to the Marine Exchange Toy- on the next TMT barge and their sale land were down Sherman Avenue to the Downtown Naval Base. not finalized at press is tentatively planned to take place time. His exact Lyceum. There will also be clowns and schedule will be on the Cooper Field midway, accord- announced Santa, accompanied by Raggedy Ann some special treats will be thrown as it becomes available. ing to Senior Chief Shellenberger, and Andy and one of his elves, will to the crowd. Four-foot candy canes, wreaths, Personalized Services Officer. ride in the parade aboard a fire Last minute entries are welcome. snowmen, candles and bells are al- truck. He will be available to visit, Anyone wishing to join in the parade ready decorating+ ShermanG Avenue. Guantanamow Cgazette Guantanamo Bay, Cuba

Vol. 34 - No. 220 Friday, Nov. 30, 1979

Digest Former CO, MARBKS/GDF World News SUNSET PARADE TO HONOR COLONEL FENNESSY AS HE DEPARTS GUANTANAMO BAY

TEHRAN (AP)--The, religious fervor during Iran's Moslem holiday continued by J02 Brenda Starkey today in the streets of Tehran. Hundreds of thousands of Iranians marched A sunset parade in honor of Colo- quarters Marine Corps where he from Tehran University to the U.S. Embassy--referred to as the "Espionage nel Mark P. Fennessy will be held served until 1957 as assistant Center"--where a massive anti-American rally was held. Inside the com- Monday at McCalla Field commencing head of the Military Personnel pound's walls, 50 Americans continue to be held hostage. at 4:30 p.m. Section, Budget Branch, Fiscal Yesterday's demonstrations were marked by followers of Ayatollah Col. Fennessy will be the guest Division. From April 1958 to Feb- Khomeini flogging themselves with chains to show their faith in Islam, of honor and the reviewing officer ruary 1959, Col. Fennessy served their devotion to Khomeini and their opposition to the U.S. That scene for the pass in review which will as commanding officer of "D" Battety,. was repeated today to mark the martydom of the grandson of the prophet highlight the event. 2d Battalion, 12th Marines on Mohammad. The parade, which will honor The Moslem militants holding the Embassy have threatened to move up the the colonel who is leaving Guanta- espionage trails of their hostages if the deposed Shah of Iran is allowed namo Bay Wednesday, will be com- to leave the U.S. for Mexico or any country other than Iran. But Mexico posed of units from the Marine has apparently removed itself as the country most likely to receive the Barracks, Public Works Department, Shah. The Mexican government has announced it will not renew the tourist Fleet Training Group, Naval Hospi- visa of the ailing monarch past its December 9 expiration date. The tal, Naval Air Station, Naval announcement last night said there's no sense for the Shah's return be- Security Group and November Com- cause his presence would be "Contrary to the best interests of the pany. Additionally, there will be a five-member Marine and Navy ._ 9 untry. Color Guard and a fly over of VC- ISTANBUL (AP)--Efforts to end more than nine centuries of disagreement 10 TA-4s. between the Roman Catholic and Eastern Orthodox Churches are under way Also during the ceremony, lower- in Istanbul, Turkey. That's where Pope John Paul arrived yesterday to ing of the COMNAVBASE Colors on open talks with Patriarch Demetrius I, at the emotional opening of his McCalla Hill will be lit by three-day visit. The Pontiff was greeted by his counterpart, who said spotlights and Captain John H. "Welcome Holy Brother." Fetterman Jr., Commander Naval Meantime, an extremist Moslem group opposed to the Pope's visit is Base, will deliver a speech claiming responsibility for explosions at nine banks in Istanbul over- honoring the upcoming retirement night. There were no injuries reported. But police say damage ranged of Col. Fennessy. from shattered windows to structural damage in at least six banks. The Sunset Parade will be open to all base residents, and bleach- NEW YORK (AP)--The U.N. General Assembly has adopted a resolution declar- ers will be provided at McCalla ing the Camp David Peace-Agreement between Isreal and Egypt has no vali- Field for spectators. dity to the Palestinian cause. That vote came yesterday, designated by Col. Fennessy, who will retire the U.S. as an International Day of Solidarity with Palestinian people. in San Diego soon, assumed command The Assembly also adopted a measure calling for a security council of the Marine Barracks/Ground decision on a 1975 recommendation to establish a Palestinian homeland in- Defense Force August 13, 1975. cluding the Israeli-occupied Gaza Strip and West Bank. He entered the Marine Corps September 25, 1940. During World NEW YORK (AP)--The question of White House Chief of Staff Hamilton Jor- War II he served as section leader alleged use of cocaine will be investigated by a special prosecutor. and scout sergeant with batteries dan's Okinawa. he tmen was assigned as Christy has been appointed to the job at the "A" and "C" of the 5th Battalion, New York attorney Arthur inspector/instructor of the 4th recommendation of Attorney General Benjamin Civiletti. Jordan will re- 11th Marines on Guadacanal. He 155mm Howitzer Battery at Raleigh. the probe is conducted. joined Battery "0" of the 5th main on the job while The years 1962 to 1965 were spent Battalion, 11th Marines, later as a student and staff officer at WASHINGTON (AP)--Following the lead of the Senate, the House has defeated redisignated Battery "H", 3rd Marine Corps Schools, Quantico, suspend the issuance of nuclear plant construction permits Battalion, 11th Marines, for the a proposal to VA, followed by a short tour as 1, 1980. However, a Nuclear Regulatory Commission ban remainder of his tour serving as until after April division inspector and-administra- permits is expected to last until at least next Spring. section leader, gunnery sergeant on construction tive officer with the 1st Marine and first sergeant of the battery. Division at Camp Pendleton, Calif. Carter Administration is indicating its willingness From 1945 to 1947, Col. Fennessy \SHINGTON (AP)--The He joined the 1st Division's for- spend more on U.S. defense in an effort to garner more support for the served as first sergeant of Artil- a ward element in Vietnam, March But the chances for Senate debate this year appear less lery Batteries and sergeant major SALT-IL Treaty. 10, 1966. During his 16 months A solid majority in the Senate Armed Services Committee of the Air Observation School, likely today. of tour of duty in Vietnam, he be pressing for a vote as early as next week that could call Marine Corps Schools, Quantico, VA is said to served as the executive officer not to ratify the treaty unless there are sweeping changes and first sergeant of Headquarters for the Senate of the 2d Battalion 11th Marines Company, Marine Barracks, Naval made in it. and operations officer of the 11th Base, Philadelphia, Penn. from 1947 at Chu Lai and DaNang to 1948. Col. Fennessy served Marines command of the as sergeant major at HQMC, Washing- where he assumed 1st Battalion, 11th--Marines on ton, D.C. until June 1, 1951 when Dec. 28, 1966. Subsequently, he was commissioned a second participated in FM103 sport schedule lieutenant. Col. Fennessy the After a tour at Headquarters 22 major operations against p.m. and was Saturday FB: Pittsburgh at Penn State.,,,. .12:43 Marine Corps, Washington, D.C. as insurgent Viet Cong p.m. of Merit for FB: Army vs. Navy-. . .c .4 Statistical Officer of G-1 Division awarded the Legion p.m. performance of duty FB: Alabama vs Auburn,.7:06. .70 he was ordered to Korea and the exceptional p.m. Vietnamese Cross of Gal- Sunday FB: Chicago Bears at Tampa Bay Bucs.1 1st Marine Division, where he and the Silver Star. FB:]Minnesota Vikings at L.A. Rams.,,.,4 p.m. joined Battery "I", 3d Battalion, lantry with .9 p.m. jos return to Camp Pendle- Monday FB: Oakland Raiders at N.0. Saints. 11th Marines in 1952 where he Upon at Philadelphia Flyers .8 p.m. ton, in May 196, Col. Fennessy Tuesday HKY: Boston Bruins served as a forward observer, fire 9:30 p.m. duties as the 13th Thursday BKB: Portland Trail Blazers at Utah Jazz.,,,.,,,., support coodinator and executive was assigned Bucks. . . 8 p.m. Friday BKB: San Antanio Spurs at Milwaukee officer. He then returned to head-' Continued on Page 3 Page 2 Guantanam0o Gazette ___i__ - I OFriday, Nov. 30. 1979 pA I I nAl e CIVIC COUNCIL SURVEY Please answer the following questions and return, via Guard Mail to: Box 39, Bin 31 Ship Repair Department 1. In which housing are do you reside? community 2. How often do you and/or members of your family go to the McCalla Lyceum for movies? Weekly/Monthly 3. Do you take your children to McCalla Lyceum, drop them off for movies and return later for pick up? If yes, how often? 4. Do you favor McCalla Lyceum at its present location? Yes/No bulletin board 5. Why? 6. If it were feasible to build another lyceum, as accurately as Commn~yagroncaente asyb ,.Med In 0.0,., 0.d 11 ".a., oIha possible, identify where you would have it located. a.fld1, tO.b li lt 0,f i t 7;70~0 . o. 4130 p.5Mandy you locate it there? the previous morking day. batid emergency - -o v31b 7. Why would accepedanyti. 0Cmmunity .an- . .will publihed t mre all 8o m 8. .1,4ndhnew0iten frequent the lyceum more/less, were Co. d. .o sd ct0o a tdily 1.,,., .0,Ooo durng th week of 8. Would you and/or your family theavan. am.o1.1 *OfSO*00iniprohibited although o un, c it relocated? An~uncemstofor b s o *000,.*. 30100 0eqirigomand appoalm 9. What would you estimate your present gas mileage to be on the be r.qo5.d to provide poof of a.letter of authority. Ada .00,0 ds lnaso he ba.sis.of race. .,Saer,.color , otol oii vehicle you most frequently use to go to the lyceum? Do you use 11 !e. .ooped. TM. Pblic Affairs Staff reeresth . rgh edit and .oaa i bl one. **is,. 4,4, ,5Oulry orkn o regular or premium gas. 10. What is your quarters number? The information requested is for computation purposes only, and will Call 8819iJ be reguarded as confidential and destroyed when the information needed ______J is transcribed . - " _ -i-- NAVY EXCHANGE PATRONS, did you get a chance to sample "Mama specialties at our grand Ellie's" Downtown MOVIES- The Prisoner of Zenda, opening of the NEX Food Services TVw PG; Operation Thunder- Catering on Saturday, November 17? 1:00 General Hospital 4:25 Special: The Day They Landed bolt, PG you missed out don't be If 1:45 Cartoons 5:30 Newswatch Weekend McCalla - The Call of the Wild, G; the Navy Exchange Food despaired, 2:00 Julia (Returning Series) 6:00 Hee Haw Kiddie Show Program, is offering catering ser- Services 2:30 True Adventures (Returning 7:00 Carol Burnett and Friends Class I specialized by Mrs. vice to be Series) 7:30 Just Friends Marine - The Promise, PC; Midway, Eleanor O'Neal, better known as 3:00 Voyage to the Bottom of the 8:00 Chips Class I for your holiday "Mama Ellie," Sea 9:00 Love Boat Leeward - Close Encounter of the or just an occasion. A parties 4:00 Cartoons 10:1: Vegas Third Kind, PG; Hooch, of four different special- choice 4:30 Wild Kingdom 11i05 Saturday Night Live PG for you to ties are available 4:55 Almanac 12:15 Movie: Savages Como Club - The Enforcer, R choose from. 5:00 Newswatch 1:30 Late Movie: That Lady in CPO Club , - Love at First Bite, PG To give you, the customer, the 6:00 Nova Ermine Windjammer - Pasco, G; Mister Scar- a best service ever, we only need 7:00 Grizzly Adams 3:00 Sign Off face, R notice of three working days prior 7:55 Notes of Interest Sunday Post #46 - No Way Back, R; Moment to your party date. 8:00 Rhoda 7:00 Music and the Spoken Word by Moment, R For further information contact 8:30 One Day at a Time (Time change (New Show) Saturday the Navy Exchange Food Services Dracula and His & Series Ends) 7:30 Heart of the Bible Downtown - Count Office (8115-8669) Monday through Vampire Eride, R 9:00 Yaz 8:00 Tell a Vision (New Show) Friday. 10:00 Starsky and Hutch 9:00 700 Club McCalla - Gus, G; The Prisoner 10:55 Newswatch Update of Zenda, PG THE PROTESTANT WOMEN OF THE CHAPEL 10:00 Sunday Morning Movie: Pretty 11:00 Rock World Girl Marine - Murder by Death, PG; will be having a salad luncheon 11:45 Midnight Special 11:30 The Deep, PG at 1 p.m. on Tuesday, December 4, Juke Box 12:50 Movie: The Rolling Man 11:50 Leeward - The Wiz. PG; Oh God, at 364-A Kittery Beach. All new Wide World of Sports 2:05 Sign Off 12:40 NFL PG ladies to the Gitmo area are invited Football: Cleveland vs. Saturday Philadelphia Como Club - Golden Girl, PG to attend. CFO Club - Winter Kills, R 7:00 Metric Man 3:10 Movie: Friendly Persuasion Show 5:30 Newswatch Windjammer - Sky Riders, PG; Kid PROTESTANT WOMEN OF THE CHAPEL 7130 Hot Fudge Weekend Special 6100 Sixty vengance, R will hold their annual Christmas 8:00 Children's Minutes Soupy Sales Show 7:00 Project Post #46 - Big Time, R; Hardcore, party immediately following their 9:00 New UFO 10:00 Battle of the Planets 3:00 The Fitzpatricks R monthly general meeting at 7 p.m., Teen Club - The Reincarnate, PG; 10:30 Cartoons 9100 Movie: Blind Wednesday, December 5 at #6 Paola Ambition They Went That-a-way, PGC Point. All Protestant women on the 11:00 Daktari 10:40 Variety Special 12:00 Dance Fever (Returning Series) 11:30 Best base are invited to attend. Each of Carson Sunday 12:30 Greatest Sports Legends lady attending is asked to bring 12:45 Sign Off Downtown - The In-Laws, PG 1:00 College Football '79 a gift for exchange, not to exceed McCalla - Count Dracula and His NCAA: Notre Dame vs. USC $5 in cost. 1:30 i Vampire Bride, R Marine - The China Syndrome, PG ALL COMO PATRONS are invited to Leeward - Skateboard, PG Family Nite at the Club this Sun- Como Club - No Movie day evening from 5:30 to 8:30 CPO Club - No Movie p.m. This weeks special is beef calendar Windjammer - The 5th Musketeer, PG Children - I] stew and biscuts for $3.50. aI Post #46 - An Unmarried Woman, R under 12 are free. Today THE PHOTO REFLEX CLUB will hold Teen Club Advisory Board meeting, club house, 7 p.m. its monthly meeting on Monday, Club Latino meeting, Deer Park Cabana, 2 - 4 p.m. Take note December 3 at 7 p.m. For more Racquet Club sign up, club house, before 5 p.m. information call 97267 AT. CPO Advisory Board meeting, CPO Club, 1 p.m. CO L NSGA WIVES CLUB will be gift ;Steak and Brew Night, Blue Caribe, 6 p.m. to midnight. wrapping and overseas wrapping LOUNGE will kindergarten through grade 12 will have no class, today. THE CPO HARBOR LIGHTS for the holiday seasons at the December 1 Graphic Expression will be entertaining guests at CPO Club, 5:30 pm. - 1 be closed on Saturday, Marine Corps Exchange starting a.m., dining room open 5:30 p.m. - 8:30 p.m. for a private party. December 3 and ending December 24. Pentacostal prayer meeting, Pentacostal Church, Bay Hill Road, 7 p~m. They will be located in the rug Nursery School COLONEL' AND MS. FENNESSY NIGHT Alcoholics Anonymous-meeting, 8 pm~ East Bargo Old room and the hours will be 10 AT THE COMO Todaybuilding. (951204, 98227). a.m. until 6 p.m. each day except Sunday. All COMO patrons are invited to Tomorrow house, all day. pay tribute to Colonel amd Mrs. Racquet Club mixed tournament, club ALL PRESIDENTS of private inter- further information call 951160. rk P. Fennessy at the Club Friday Special Services track meet, for est organizations please contact FRA Home, 8 p.m. to 1 a.m. vening. A Fisherman's Extravaganz Oldies and Country Night, the Admin office to provide a clubhouse, 8 p.m. - 1 a.m. consisting of shrimp, oysters and Mew Socializer's gala event, Socializers point of contact for interested resh fish will be served from 7 (8551) (8638WeirY persons wishing to join. o 9 p.m. on the patio. Graphic Vent Day Adventist Church meets, HcCalla Chapel, 9:30a.m. provide music for Roman Catholic Folk Mass, 6 p.m., Base Chape; Rite of Reconciliation, 5-" pression will FLIGHT CHANGE - The following is $8.25 per person. 5:30 p.m., Base Chapel. dancing. Cost been cancelled/changed Thursday noon. flights have servations by S n a for the month of December: 1. 6-7 Dec. San Juan FLT changed to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints:.Priest- 20-21 Dec 79. hood, 8:30 a.m.; Sunday School, 10 a.m.; Fast and Tes- 2. 20-21 Dec Opa Locka FLT can- timony meeting, 11:30 p.m.; Fireside, 6 p.m.; all celled. Guantanamo Gazette meetings will be beld at 400 Mobile Point call 98127 & 3. 6 Dec FLT to Opa Locka. 95342 (For this week only). 4. 10 Dec FLT from Opa Locka. Pentacostal gospel meeting, 8 a.m.; evangelistic meet- Booking requests for the Opa Captain John H. Fetterman Jr. ing, 5 p.m., Pentacostal Church, Bay Hill Road. Locka flights will be accepted until Jamaican United Fellowship program, Bay Hill Chapel, December 3, 1979. Station Commanding Officer Naval 7:30 p.m. Lt. Richard L. Thompson .Public Affairs Offic 9:30 a.m., Base Chapel; Rite of Reconciliation, Ens. Susan ohr o. .. .. AssistantPublic Affairs Office Keoman Catholic Mass, On Friday JOC 0i0110 Red .0.Eito 8:30-9 ,a.m., Base Chapel. J02 Brenda K. Starkey.Copy Edito : YN3 Charles S. Bishop. .Jounalis *Correction--For movies at Teen ?rotestant divine services, Leeward Chapel, 9 a.m.; Base Chapel, 11 a.m. 0SJ.ichaePorte. .Joumaliss, Club there will be: Emp-:e of JOSA Pal .Cl.f.o. . . .Jounalist st 6:30 p.m. Mrs. Genny Kennedy.Production Assista ant the Ants, PG; Convoy Buddies, PG M n7 The Guantanamo Gazette is published according to t Monday rules and regulations for ship and station newspaper up, all day,ewr for hplfurther em;Bs-hpl information1am call 951160. S outlined i NAVEXOS -35 and under the direction, on ailingroetn Regattaiiesries sign of the Naval Base Public Affairs Officer. Printed ed Teen Club Advisory Board meeting, club house, 7 p.m. five times weekly at government expense on government L NSGA Wives Club meeting, Company L classroom, 7:30 p.m. equipment at the Navy Publications and Printing Sewiot Company Branch Office, the opiniosor0 t0te0ento 000s1150 Catholic Mass, :1:30- a.m., Base Chapel. that appear herein are not to be construed as official , Roman or as reflecting the viewero of ObO3000000 0th - oartment of the Navy. Friday, Nov. 30, 1979 %uantanamo Gazette SUNSET PARADE FOR COL. FENNESSEY Continued from Page 1 PRACTICAL FACTORS operations officer. He Legion of Merit and the Vietnamese Marines by JOC Bill Reed served in this capacity until Cross of Gallantry, his decorations 1967 when he assumed include: The Purple Heart, Pre- December You've probably been following the POD notes concerning the renowned the 4th Battalion, 13th sidential Unit Citation with four command of "Murphy's Law." Former Air Force Captain Edward Murphy is generally Marines. stars and Navy Unit Citation with credited with being the author of these laws, at least by the Air Force, On Sept. 20, 1968, Col. Fennessy two stars, Meritorious Unit Cita- and when other "Murphys" aren't trying to steal the limelight. was reassigned as commanding' tion, Marine Corps Good Conduct There seems to be about as many "Murphys" as there are "experts" con- officer, 2d Battalion, 13th Medal with three stars, American cerning these laws. Some experts list only three original Murphy Laws Marines, upon that unit's return Defense Service, American Campaign, contending that any additions are simply corollaries to Murphy's first from Vietnam and served in. that Asiatic-Pacific Campaign with law. Other .experts claim as many as twelve original Murphy Laws. May 1969 when he four stars, World War II, National capacity until As best as we have been able to determine, the original Murphy's Laws to the 5th Marine Defense Service, Korean Service was reassigned were stated as: as the assistant chief Brigade with three stars, United Nations Murphy's 1st Law: If something can go wrong, it will. from of staff. During the period Service, Vietnamese Campaign 2nd Law: When left to themselves, things always go from July 1969 to May 1970 he served - medals. bad to worse. Marine as the training officer, His wife, the former Adella 3rd Law: Nature always sides with-the hidden flaw. Corps Base, Camp Pendleton. Gardner of Rochester, New York, As previously stated, some experts say that additions to this list Fennessy assumed command with Colonel Fennessy Colonel reisdes are only amendments or corollaries to the First Law. A large number of Marine of the Schools Battalion, at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba; Sons: these have been postulated for highly special cases. For example: on Corps Base, Camp Pendleton David, age 24, resides in Los *Any wire or tube. cut to length will be too short. August 1. 1970 where he served Angeles (Hollywood) California. *Interchangable parts won' t. was until July 21, 1971, when he Timothy, age 21, is a Midshipman *It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so of assigned as the assistant chief at the Maritime Academy in Vallejo, ingenious. staff, Comptroller. Colonel California. John, age 30, is *After any machine or unit has been completely assembled, extra Fennessy was reassigned as ACoS married to the former Miss Judith components will be found on the workbench. G-1, 3d Marine Division, Okinawa, Noren and resides in San Diego, *Components that must not and cannot be assembled improperly, will be. apan and served in that capacity Clarmont, California. Their daugh- *All constants are variables. was until June 2, 1973 when he ter, Kathleen, age 29, is married *In any given computation, the figure that is most obviously correct assigned to the MCAS, El Toro as to Mr. Craig Smithson, who resides will be the source of error. the Assistant Chief of Staff, in San Bernadino, California. *After the last 16 screws are removed from an access plate, it will Training where he was serving prior Their son Kevin, age 16, resides be discovered that the wrong assess plate has been removed. to Guantanamo Bay. in Fariview Hospital, Costa Mesa, For years we have suspected the existence of invisible demons to Star, In addition to the Silver California. account for otherwise inexplicable effects, or to account for an other- wise unprovable assumption in a theory. But, as in most cases, the human factor is the bottom line. Finally, someone got around to taking into account the possiblilty of direct human intervention upon the outcome of events. A man named Rudin was the first to recognize the seriousness of the oversight. OLD Rudin's Law: Ver''an I. In a crisis that forces a choice to be made bewteen alternate courses of action, will choose the worst possible IRQSIPHS Maybe it's time you took most people stock in an American tradition. one. One that made America great. Version 2. If there is a wrong way to do something, By buying U.S. Savings most people will do it every time. Bonds, you provide the all kinds of laws taking into account the economic strength to keep our Rudin's discovery started \ -system going. human factor, some of which follow: matter what result is anticipated, there is always someone will- And does it pay off? You bet *No it does. 'Cause you make ing to fake it. number money while making America *The probability of failure is directly proportional to -the a better place to live. and importance of the people watching the test. *If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will. *The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on. Just Off Broadway.in Gitmo *It is never clear just how many minds (bodies, etc.) are needed to LITTLE THEATER GRO SCHEDULES TWO carry out a particular process. Nevertheless, anyone having super- visory responsibility for the completion of the task will invariably assignment. PERFORMANCES OF "MY THREE ANGELS" protest that his staff is too small for the This list is far from complete, and here are two that any Seabee can Ron McCrindle identify with: (1) If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed in doubt, use a bigger hammer. If you are looking for an enjoy- Paul, the handsome debonaire young replacing anyway. (2) When If it moves salute it; if it doesn't able evening at Guantanamo Bay, plan French man has problems in that Then, there's the old Bos'n Law: appreciate the wisdom in on attending one of the two perfor- HenriettaL sees him marrying another move, paint it. And surely Gitmo Marines can when you can sit. Never sit mances by the Guantanamo Bay Little woman than Marie Louise, his child- the Grunt's Law, which advises: Never stand unless you take a nap. Theater Group in their production hood sweetheart. However, the when you can lay down. Never lay down of the iceberg. And I guess of "My Three Angels." The theater convicts see it differently, adding So you see, Murphy's Law is just the tip well known theory: "The at W.T. Sampson School will feature to the plot. it's just as well, for according to one fairly communication between differ this comedy in three acts on Friday A truly super and talented per- inevitable result of improved and enlarged of musunderstanding." and Saturday evening, November 30 and formance is provided by Ceaser Morino levels in a hierarchy is a vastly increased area is that at least half the people reading this December 1. as Alfred the convict with his What this seems to imply Law in the POD, and, in keeping An admr