The finals begin in Ted Reeve Arena at 8:20pm. Be there to see which team will be the proud new owner these ‘2 Fresh 2 Furious’ originals. Thank you to NEON skates for sponsoring the SIN BIN in the final games. I’m not sure what this means, but maybe all rollergirls sent to the box will emerge spreading neon rainbows and skating like unicorns for the rest of the game. Awesome. Who will win the AFTER PARTY??? You could be a contender Join us TONIGHT after the final game GROVER PUB and GRUB 676 Kingston Rd. (Go south on Main St. It’s just east of the corner of Main St. and Kingston Rd.) Come party with your favorite rollergirls. Our roller derby bouts today are being played on an oval flat track. Today we will have 20 minute bout which are broken up into Jams that can be up to 2 minutes long. This is a round robin, double elimination style tournament. There are 5 players from each team on the track; the Jammer and the 4 blockers, including the Pivot. The Pivot wears a stripe on her hemet cover. The Jammer is identified by the star on her helmet cover and is GTA Rollergirls would like to thank.... the point scorer for the team. She scores points by passing blockers Hissy Curlington and Lee Way Wreck’em (Organizers) from the other team. Reisa (Head NSO) The blockers from both teams form the pack. They start on the first Harrassin’/Cruel (Poster Design) whistle. They must stay in the pack, or risk being sent to the box. Their Beaver Mansbridge (t-shirt design) goal is to help their own jammer and impede the opposing jammer. On the second whistle the Jammers start. The two Jammers race to get Getcha Kicks, Mattrrr Møuth and Queen of Green (Announcers) through the pack first and be declared the Lead Jammer by their Olga, Gino and Casey (Front of House) jammer referee. The jammer has to pass through the pack without Rob and Lily (Bartenders) committing a penalty. If she wins Lead Jammer status, she has the power Brickhouse Bardot, Chris Tamburni and Jess J (Security) to call of the jam whenever she wants by touching her hands to her Layer9, My-Call Buble and the boutcasters hips. The Lead Jammer can lose her Lead Jammer status if she commits a major penalty, and is sent to the Penalty Box by the referee. If NEON skates and Rollerbug (1st and 2nd place prizes) neither Jammer is able to pass without penalty, then there is No Lead The Secret Society of Glitter Makers (Trophy/Ribbon design) Jammer and both jammers must skate for the entire 2 minutes of the Thank you to our NSOs, volunteers and all the GTAR veterans jam. working behind the scenes today If a player commits 4 minor penalties or 1 major penalty she must All our friends, families and derby widows for your support spend a minute in the Penalty Box. And most importantly - THANK YOU to all the skaters who The team with the most points after 20 minutes is the winner and travelled from near, far and wide to be here today. We are advances to the next round. Losers are eliminated. looking forward to meeting you on the track in the future Today’s Bouting Welcome to the GTA Rollergirls’ 2 Fresh & 2 Furious The ‘Getcha Kicks walking map’ of the neighbourhood freshie tournament. Today we welcome derby skaters from surrounding Ted Reeve Arena. Map is not to scale. The Brantford, Durham Region, , Kingston, , starting point for all trips is Ted Reeve Arena. Peterborough, Sault St. Marie, Timmins, , Windsor and Buffalo N.Y. 16 teams will be competing but only one team will Arrivals and Departures A. Ted Reeve Arena and Bubble - starting point N be crowned the freshest of fresh meat. These skaters are full of B. GO - Danforth - 3 min walk C. TTC - Main Street Station - 7 min walk heart and guts and are ready to bare them all to show you D. Way to Beach - 30 min walk Victoria Pk. their game. So, check out the two tracks of derby action, grab a C Mill Street beer, make a poster for your favorite skater and scream till you lose your voice. You are here where it all 5 Danforth Ave. 3 begins... 4 B train xo, GTA Rollergirls Main St.

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2 Show your Rollergirls how much you love them by making them a sign. Bristol Boards available at GTAR merch table 1 Kingston Rd. ($2 - 5$ suggested donation - Proceeds going to Food and shops 1. Grovers - Pub and Diner - 10 min walk support special programs for deaf students) 2. Corner store, Pizza, Cool Runnings (Caribbean), Lee Ave. Fade in: Cafe (sandwiches/breakfast) - 1 min walk 3. Shoppers World Mall (Shoppers Drug Mart, Zellers, Loblaws, Tim Hortons, Canadian TIre Paint, markers and glitter available in our etc,) - 15 min walk 4. Grocery Store - 15 min walk 5. Sultan - Schwarma and falafel - 6 min walk bedazzling corner for your sparkling D pleasure. Rawr. Participating Teams Upcoming GTA Rollergirls’ Roller Derby Bouts (All home bouts are at Ted Reeve Arena) July 23rd Home - GTAR Rumble - COED Game Ottawa Roller Derby Violent Van Gough #11 Aug 13th Ottawa - Derby Debutantes vs. Riot Squad (RVRG) Ayn Rancid #13 Aug 20th Home - Chrome Mollys vs. Peterborough H.P. Lovecrash #42 Strawberry Kill Cake #12 Want to be a Freshie too? We are Sylvia SqWheeler #1174 starting our new training class soon. Drop-in day is on Tuesday SooNami Slammers (Sault Roller Derby) August 30th at Ted Reeve Arena. TNT-LO #181 email: [email protected] Holly Dolly #77 Go visit NEON skates now to get Goddess of Destruction #5 everything you’ll need B Czar #13 (even rainbows and unicorns!) Wall O’Pain #87 Mena Nuff #17 Mona Bitch #4 Smasha Yar #666 COACH: Devil Zone

Timmins Roller Derby league- Dark Angels

Helen Heelz #0013 Hellzie Mellzie #666 Jacqueline Hyde #1 Blaze Scarr #33 Cat Scratch #3 GTA Rollergirls Sponsorship DVAS (Toronto Roller Derby) We are your local not-for-profit roller derby league; we do it Skinned Knee Crosby #187 Tammunition #9mm because we love roller derby. Visit gtarollergirls.com to download a Laya Beaton #83-5 sponsorship package or if you have a sponsorship idea please Hellbat #13 contact: [email protected] Corey Maim #L2D Briget Bones #-30- Knock Turn #7of9 Mad Smax #(0)908 Renny Rumble #1205 Scrappy Skinz #75 Keri Daway #42 Mean Streak #629 Slaptrick Swayze #49 Lexi Con #66 AMES TO KILL #747 Bell Fast #5678 General Patten #4 Smack Mia Around #B0TM Purple Rain #2627c Zom-Boney #B0N3 COACH: Raunchy Hextall

Thank you to St. John Ambulance for being the medical crew at our event today.

South Simcoe Derby Girls (Barrie) Kandy War=Doll #15min T-Baggins #667 Physco Magnette #46&2 First aid and CPR save lives. As Canada’s standard for excellence in first aid and CPR Mae Kadoodie #2 services, St. John Ambulance plays an integral role in our society offering innovative programs and products, ensuring Canadians receive the best quality training and DEBEE-lee-DOWN’R #4211 expertise. Kydaver #1923 NecroNat #RIP33 BEX-PLOSION #111 Suzy Scalp-Her #313 Hellbound Her #222 Joe Mac Pinky Pulverizer #77 Roller Derby Photographer Taryn Hairout #260 COACH: Brim Stone MANAGER: Ken For photos from 2 Fresh & 2 Furious Visit Joe’s blog: www.midnightmatineephotography.wordpress.com Border City Brawlers (Windsor) Bloody Cupcake #K1LL Busta Limbs #705 2 Fresh 2 Furious Referees Dutch Chocolate #88 A special thank you to these hard working referees who are out Fearless c-Lo #JD1 there for every jam of every game. We couldn’t do it without you. French VanKilla #313 Foxy Peroxide #1313 Head Referees Go Banana #X0X0 Harrassin' Ford (Ted Reeve) GTA Rollergirls Holly Hox #R2D2 The Krow (The Bubble) GTA Rollergirls Jessica Rakkit #190dB Melbone #44 Referees Mod Broad #5:15 Gwailo Fo Sho GTA Rollergirls Pain Eyre #1847 Tic Tac Tuan GTA Rollergirls The Dalai Ram-Ya #0m Matter Mouth GTA Rollergirls Tulkamania #314 Porcupine Conga Line GTA Rollergirls Venus di Massacre #7 Chili Bean GTA Rollergirls Wrath of Khannie #D13 Back Door Bob Kingston Derby Girls COACH:Almightly Dollar Animosity Al Border City Brawlers BENCH: Powder I Love You Man Capital City Dollinquents: Capital City Derby Dolls (Ottawa) Bratty Cardia Toronto Roller Derby and Limestone CrusHers (Kingston) Lucas Campbell Toronto Roller Derby R’Effin Adora Bell Toronto Roller Derby Mallory KnoxUdown #808 T-Ref Toronto Roller Derby Ruby Wreckage #12 Dr. Jekill Border City Brawlers Lady Slatternly #1928 Hell'n Ripley Capital City RollerDolls Violently Jill #XIII Blood Muffin Durham Region Sassy Manoeuvre #76 Betty FugetaBOUTit Durham Region Nina Nails #111 Don Derby Durham Region Chyna Wall #33 Klitty Litter Durham Region Judge Her Not #42 Senor Weiner Queen City Roller Girls Ker-Osene #220c Goldie Lock ‘n’ Load West End Wayward’s RA Black Attack #JLB8 Commando Momma #338 Maiden Millhave #WK3D Lethal Blonde Injection Leanne Derthal #10k bc COACH: Lobster Referee Signals “The pack is here” Kingston Derby Girls Shirts DJ DReaD #1919 Frieda Frankenstorm #L7 Manic Breeze #HI 5 Queen Blitz #1Q Tripping Back blocking Head block Jaxx The Axx #8 Junkyard Jewel #86u Sassberry Tart #3.14 Lana Kane #00P5 Sister Bliss #0 “No pack!” Lil’ Hellfire #1100º Tight E. Whitey #767 Little Tank #1977 Timbit #22 Luci Fleur #666 Vagina Dentata #DV8 Lusty B. Fearsome #1967 Viva Long Legas #6‘0 Elbows Illegal Procedure Block out of bounds Skins Angel’a Misfortune #19 Little Orphan Maker Annie #911 “Calling off the jam” Box Punch #B00 Magpie #9395 Careless Whips-Her #771 Mr. Kristi #184 Fate Tempter #626 Polly Slamory #8-D Flaming Hips #40 Princess Buttercut #1075 Insubordination Kimminet Danger #007 Skate At Home Mom #350 Knit Whip #72 Yo! Shannity Slam #992 LaVallee Of The Dolls #4

Forearms Queen City Roller Girls (Buffalo) Cutting the track Hands Alli Snatcher #972 Boo D. Bloxx #58 Bully Holiday #28 Bella Stilleto #111 Cuban Mistress Crisis #224 Fierce Lightning #94 Time out Flame ThrowHer #220 Flocking Girl Scout #100 Lead jammer Gettin’ Ani #70 Gibby S'More #906 HerHeiny Granger #310 Homicidal Barbie #187 Official timeout Knot Nice #9193 Nova Cain #333 Sadie Savage #444 No lead jammer Super Mighty #939 YankHerBomb #20 COACH: 90º Johnson BENCH: Ace Bondage Peterborough Roller Derby

Electric City Rollers Damaged Dollz Divine Nus #17 De-Virginator #697 Wreckin Rina #21 DeVochka #138 Cindy Skatowski #55 General Patten #4 ConAir #1125 Kim-kar-Smash-u-in #219 Carson Crippler #33 Majestic Cassanova #4242 Katie Kat Sass #108 Purple Pain #2627 Lou Lou Belle #357 Rollin Red Nek #13 ramjam Wrightly #05 Slaptrick Swayze #49 Dee Cline #09 Smack Mia Round #B0TM Mary VandenBurg Tasty Pastry #1949 Charleigh Smashin #6979 The Hammer #82 Amelia No-Heart #30 Zom-boney #BON3 Ruby Red Scare #L7 COACH: Lucid Lou Daisy Doom #2X5 BENCH: Fall Down Firlotte Betty Blight #36 Oli #69

Gold Miners’ Daughters (Timmins) AMES to Mame #8 D’ange’reuse #100% EDM Alive #22 Fidela ‘Catastro #638 Go buy a limited edition “2 Fresh & 2 Furious” Frou Frou Larou #1375 Ivana Stryk’U #29 tournament t-shirt at the GTA Rollergirls table Karma Togetcha #3 in the vendors area, only 20$. Kill’er Princess #666 Support all the rollergirls who travelled far to be Lethal Lefty #TK0 here to represent their home town, and buy Nasty Nads #14 Night Train Jane #81 some merch. While there, check out the Cardinal Tank’er Down and NEON skates booths and buy their shiny and COACH: Nick L. Bagg nice smelling new roller derby things. BENCH: Terrible Tara Royal City Roller Girls (Guelph) Belles of the Brawl (Brantford) Ally Catastrophe #19 Nikki Smash D #76

Chridy Kong #CK2 Violet Uprising Queens of Pain Lass Compactor #1024 Kim Scarsmashian #87 65 Roses #65 Mad-oosa #$21 Clare de Lunatic #1950 Blood Thirsty Kirstie #54-46 Lavn’drrr Blu #0 Brass Brawls #1/4 Malice (from Hell) Lidell #1852 Annasty Hit #8 Built Ford Rough #89er Poppy Rotzi #35mm Goodbye Kitty #4377 Ginger Slaughters #92 Tricksy Hellbent #1848 Hot Cross Guns #38 S.S. Satvia #27 Weeze the Squeeze #7 Jilly Bean Boom #42 Smashing Booty #12s Soni Soprano #101 Mandy Maggotbone #669 Sukie Jones #9 Furiouser ‘n’ Furiouser #6 Roxy Rude #50 Nyx #99 Skin-Knee Bitch #3 COACH: Cut-Off Tesla Chainsaw Massacre #705 Spunky Rooster #¶r8 Terrah Slam #1102 Stitch Ripper #1.5 Strawbury Smashface # Durham Region Roller Derby Tammer the Hammer #16 Indecent C #615 Karma Screwya #252 Chrome Mollys ( Rollergirls) Cylver Shark #1922 Beaver Mansbridge #42.2 String Blade #17 Betty Slaughter #13 Eva Bangoria #69 Commander Will Wrecker #1 Askin Forit #1010 Gory Hart #1979 Holly de Havilland #DH98 Vic Zen #666 Injure Spice #737 Reject Barbie #5 Jill Feral #1013 Beat Boxxx McRocks #99 Lil' Goon #916 Rekker Roxy #18 Prairie Fire #306 12 Gage #306 Red Hot Gilly Pepper #91 MoZilla #8sk8 Riley Rage #225 Rosemary’s Rabies #15 Drrrdy Dee #1/4LB HER Stabbey Road #17 Cutsie Bootsie #126 Suep Dogg #19 Hitz Miller #244 Robbin Panties #3.14 Brooklin Brat #28 Wretched Gretchen #1532 COACH: Blammo! COACH: Splat Benetar BENCH: Hissy Curlington 2 Fresh & 2 Furious schedule of bouts