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April 3, 1975

Ruled invalid Elections for student senators rescheduled jections were made, debate of aside,. then combined onto one by accident when a student in a porters. Toni LochmoeUer the issue resumed and the ruling sheet and counted. Originally, political science class, wondered Inside the Senate meeting was upheld again in a second Rice said that she didn't know out loud why he had been told to itself,' Norris said, "If the Senate The student enate elections vote. how many "2-vote" ballots got vote twice and other students is fo be a legitimate governing were ruled invalid at a meeting Generally, the faculty voted to past them, but added that she hadn't. body it should see that its . , of the University. Senate on sustain the ruling and the stu­ was "satisfied" with their effort The main concern of the other members are elected properly." March 21. New elections will be dent senators voted to overturn , to correct the irregularities. student senators seemed, to be Ed Ford reacted by saying that, held Allril 7, 8 and 9. . it. She also told the Current, the cost and trouble of getting " The injustice hasn't been The elections were ruled in­ According to Goldstein, no "Only one person gave o'ut two themselves re-elected rather proven." Mike Dace, student valid because of voting irregu­ formlll instructions on how to ballots, that I'm sure of." This than the irregular votes. Just body vice-president, went even larities that occured in the SSBE distribute the ballots had been statement was later retracted. - before the Senate convened to further and said that he was. Building voting station. Jerry made available. Goldstein said Outside of the subcommittee consider the matter, Engelken "confident that these votes were Lueders and Bill Goldstein, that when he arrived to take in charge of the election, very and others made an apparent retrieved." However, Goldstein , members of Sigma Tau Gamma, charge of the booth, ' "Jerry few people knew of the voting attempt to "jawbone" Schmaltz and others have said that several who ran the booth instructed explained that I should give the irregularity. Neither Norris, nor into withdrawing her contest. students didn't fo ld their bal10ts students to vote twice, once on people two ballots," and that, "I Kimbo, nor any of the candi­ Afterwards, Schmaltz, appearing together and even Rice admits the yellow ballot and once on the wouldn't have thought to do it dates were informed. The Cur­ upset, did not want to answer white ballot. that way if Jerry hadn't done rent discovered the irregularities questions from Current re- [continued on page 2] Missy Schmaltz, who lost by it. " three votes, contested the valid­ Goldstein went on to say that ity of the election first to Conney he was aware that the two Kimbo, dean of student affairs ballots were the same and that' and then to James Norris chair­ he gave everyone two ballots for man of the Senate. the full hour he worked the At the- Senate meeting Norris voting booth. He presumed that ruled that the election be in­ Leuders had done the same. validated and reheld. Sue Rice, John Stover and Leo Norris emphasized at the Salomie made up the subcom­ meeting that the irregularities at mittee that was in charge of the • the poll were "a simple and election. They became aware of honest mistake." the problem when 22 ballots were found folded inside of Bob Engelken, student body other ballots, obviously from president, objected. Deb.ate en­ those people voted twice. sued, and Norri.,' ruling was In an attempt to correct the " upheld in a vote. More ob- situation those votes were set One person shot, four held up in campus incidents - Hank Vogt A search of the shooting scene by police did not . turn up a The shooting of a 16-year-old weapon. NEW CHANCELLOR Arnold Grobman settled into youth following a dance early Police describe the 'suspect in pin on Wednesday, April 9 and the second iIi room his office April 1. Students are invited to two open Easter morning and the armed the shooting to be a black male, 121 J.C. Penney from 11:30 am to 1 pm on houses to meet Grobman as he becomes ac­ robbery of four persons in _. the ::.bout 17, wearing a straw hat Wednesday, April 17. This is an opportunity to quainted with the campus. The first open house University Center on St. with blue denim jacket and . discuss with him student needs and concerns. will be in room 78 J.C. Penney from 11:30 am to 1 Patrick's Day have brought jeans. He is about five foot, [Photo by Jeanne Vogel] serious crime to this urban eight inches tall with medium campus. build. . Deadline Friday Kenneth Anthony Vaughn, a There were no disturbances Soldan High School student, reported durine; the dance, be:, ame the first reported shoot­ which 1,065 persons attended. Applications due for student officers ing victim early' Sunday morning The dance ended at 12:30 am. Application deadline for stu­ Central Council will be April 21, The drawing to determine the following an Omega Psi Phi A moratorium placed on cam­ dent body president, vice-presi­ 22 and , 23. The polling places order of names as they will be fraternity dance held in the pus dances late last year was dent and Central Council rep­ will be located in the University placed on the ballot will be held University Center snack bar, lifted Fed. 28. The suspension of UMSL police said. resentatives is 3:00 pm on april Center and SSBE. in room 210 of the Admin­ dances was ordered by campus 4. A validated student ID must istration Building on April 7 at Vaughn, of 5935 Ridge ave., officials following a disturbance was shot in the right eye. He Applications may be picked up be presented before one will be 3:00 pm. One representative of during a dance sponsored by the at the Information Desk and allowed to vote. each candidate may witness the was reported in satisfactory con­ Kappa Alpha Psi. fraternity. dition following an operation should be returned to the dean Two referendums will also be drawing. When the moratorium was of student affairs office, room on the official ballot. One will be In the past a small number of Sunday at Normandy Osteopath­ lifted, all attendence require- ic Hospital. It was not known 208 Administration Building. the establishment of MoPIRG, applicants for the president and and the other referendum will be immediately whether he will lose [continued on page 2] The elections for student body vice-president were filed. Last sight in his right eye. No bullet president, vice-president, and the University Center Expan- year the total was two applicants was recovered during the opera­ for each office. tion. Bob Engelken, the outgoing UMSL police received a call Students to vo+e on MoPIRG president of the student body, about 12:35 a.m. Sunday morn­ talks of the job as both de­ ing of a fight in progress in Terry Mahoney Engelken. "Their main objective previous one, began with a manding and challenging. The , petition. the loading dock area of the Funding for the Missouri would be that they would be a president is ex-officio memeber " collection agency' for an outside of both the Central Council and .. University Center. Patrolman Public Interest Research Group, Handlan, h'owever, sees a . organization," an objection the Senate. Donald King arrived at the a consumer oriented organi­ distinction between this time , which blocked UMSL partici­ The office of vice-president is, scene and found the youth lying zation, will be among questions and last. "I'm very optimistic. 1;­ pation when the issue was raised according to past experience, face down and unconscious with for student consideration in the wasn't the last time the petition two years ago. more flexible in its duties. His six to eight persons milling general elections April 21-23. came around but we've got about the area, police said. duties include overseeing all Funding involves a two dollar At that time, Kohl Handlan of things a lot more together now. " King examined the youth and Central Council committees. fee that would be refundable to the Committee for MoPirg of He added that the presence of a found an apparent gunshot This duty has been interpreted students on request. UMSL says, "They (interested new chancellor also gave him wound in the eye. He then by different past vice-presidents Should a majority of those students) got a number of sig­ increa~ed hopes. summoned an ambulance. in different ways. ,. voting answer in favor of the nitures on a petition ... and about While King attempted to Efforts are also being made in proposal, UMSL might become eighty per cent in favor of the '/tIIsBt' the C8fJllidstBs administer first aid to the victim, the third member of the Mis­ Columbia and Kansas City at referendum. " The UMSL Current, will pre­ a crowd of 300 to 400 persons souri Public Interp.st Research present to involve the campuses sent its second annual Meet the leaving the dance gathered and Group now consisting of Wash­ The new push for MoPIRG of the University of Missouri Press with the candidates for verbally abused the officer, ington and Saint Louis Univer­ began last. October, beginning there. That this is a joint effort president and vice-president of police said. sities. Then again, it might not. with an endorsement for the across the state has been an­ the student body on April 10, at County, Normandy, and Bel­ "The main obstacle would be consumer advocacy group by ,other source of encouragement 2 pm outside the University Nor police were c~lIed in to . the Board of Curators," explains Ralph Nader when he appeared to MoPIRG backers here at Center. All are invited to attend. disp,erse the angry crowd. Student Body President Bob on campus. This push, like the UMSL. Page 2 April 3, 1975 UMSL CURRENT • Women to receive tlonorary degrees

Mark Henderson Hickey will give the commence­ Gr~bman will be introduced to ment address at the spring the campus by University Presi­ Premedical Students: • commencement. dent C. Brice Ratchford at a Two noted women will receive James Norris, chairman of the meeting on April 2, Turner said. honorary degrees at UMSL's National MCAT Review Course Senate, announced that Harold Turner announced that James spring commencement. The de­ Turner, chairperson of the Cur­ Neal Primm, a professor in grees are being given especially Classroom instruction in all sections of MCAT. riculum and Instruction Com­ history and a member of the in honor of International Extensive testing practice. mittee, and he were busy count­ Senate, is to receive the Univer­ Women's Year. The recipients ing the faculty ballots for the sity of Missouri's Thomas Jef­ .. are Frankie Freeman and Mar- faculty vacancies on the Univer- ferson Award. He is the first Enroll now for Spring sessions offered in' St. Louis. garet Hickey. ! . , sity Senat~. . UMSL faculty to receive the The announcement was made award. at the last Senate .meeting and Interim Chancellor Emery In other' business the Curric­ approved 'by the Senate. It will NATIONAL MCAT REVIEW COURSE Turner, in his final appearance ulum and Instruction Committee ' be the first time UMSL will be 7229 Cornell Avenue. University City. Missouri 63130 before the Senate in his role as announced the Board of Cura­ (l) (314) 291·6556 . allowed t6 give two honorary chancellor, announced that chan­ tor's approval of the Admini­ degrees. . • cellor-appointed Arnold Grob­ stration of Justice graduate The ciegrees must still be man was on campus to meet program. • approved by the Board of Cur­ with the administrators and The committee on Urban Af­ ators. deans of UMSL. Turner said he fairs announced plans to form­ Frankie Freeman is a member and Grobman discussed budgets ulate an urban related program. of the American Bar Association, and programs. " I found Chan­ The next meeting of the N.A.A.C.P., National Council of cellor Grobman to be a good UMSL Senate will be at 3:15 Negro Women, was ST. Louis Predental Students: listener and a thoughtful man," April 24, in room 78 J.C. Globe Democ"rat's woman of Turner t91d the Senate. . Penney. achievement in public affairs in 1965, and was once nominated National DAT Review Course for the University of Missouri Campus incidents The specialized approach to preparation for the Dental Board of Curators. [continued from page 1] this place," according to Town­ Admission Test. . Margaret Hickey is presently send. ments were abolished, Univer­ Enroll now for Spring sessions offered in St. Louis. the senior public affairs editor of The gunman then ordered the the Ladies Home Journal. She sity Center Director Bill Ed­ wards said. victims into an office which has donated her person~1 papers contained the safe. He ordered to the Women's Historical Col­ Former Chancellor Emery C. Schneblin to open it. • lections of the Archives and Turner, in one of his last She explained that the safe NATIONAL DAT REIJJf:.'J} COURSE decisions as chancellor, decided Manuscripts division at UMSL. was wired to an alarm at the 7229 Cornell A v~nIJ~. University Cit),. Mls:;r;ur: 63 130 to allow dances scheduled for UMSL police headquarters and (3 14) 291 ·6556 Churchill church this week to take place, Edwards that if she opened the safe, it said. would trip the alarm. interns sought · Officials will meet early this He then asked about cutting .. next week to determine if any The Winston Churchill Mem­ the wire to the alarm and was changes will be made in univer­ told he would be electrocuted. orial in Fulton, Mo. is accepting sity policy on campus dances. five student interns this sum­ Discouraged, he robbed the Another incident that occurred four victims and fled on foot. mer. on campus took only about eight The internship will extend minutes. He was described as a black male, about 24, wearing a small from May through August, and In that time, a lone gunman afro and a wool hat. He was the interns will be paid approx­ robbed four persons in the imately tw~ dollars an hour. about 6 foot tall with medium University Center, attempted to build. Interns will learn to be tour rob a safe and escaped from One of the victims has re­ guides for the memorial church police on foot. is one of the most ported seeing the gunman on and will be involved in library The robbery, which took place campus before the robbery and rewarding films research. about 10:20 pm March 17, For more information. contact campus police feel the suspect I've seen this Jean Tucker at the Center for netted the gunman about $39 was familiar with the University Community and Metropolitan fr0m the four victims, Pam Center building. year." Schneblin, night manager of the -Nora Sayre, New York Times Studies - 5273. University Center; BiII and Judy Elections Townsend, students; and Ers­ ~-~STAVISKY [continued from page 1] Bike marathon kine Nettles, a university cus­ MATINEE SAT & SUN . 1:05 3:10 5:15 7:25 9:35 todian. that there is no way that those Stamina on wheels is the key But the bandit was talked into ballots could be identified and to the annual bike marathon for leaving behind a large sum of removed. / (~ was never like this. the American Cancer Society money in the University Center Other concerns on the student being sponsored by the Sigma ~afe which contained a day's senators' minds were a possible Tau Gamma Fraternity. earnings. reimbursement of the money EmmanueUe is sensual, The bicycles will be set up in The incident, according to Bill spent on the invalidated election but she's elegant. front of the University Center on Townsend. began when the rob­ and possibility of the winners Wydnesday. April 9 and Thurs­ ber followed a custodian into the becoming losers. Norris sug­ EmmanueUe is fantasy, day April 10. locked, second floor office of the gested approaching Conney Donations can be made during University Center. Kimbo, dean of student affairs, but she's fun. the marathon or sent to: Sigma He then announced a holdup, for a possible reimbursement fau Gamma Fraternity, 8660 pulling a gun and saying, "I through Kimbo's contingency But moSt important, she :--latural Bridge.Bel Ridge 63121. want all the money you got in fund . leaves you with a • singular lack of guilt. And that's the due to Applications are now· being accepted for the its ovenvhe1ming postition of Current ..editor for the 1975-'76 school popularity. year, the Student Publications Committee 'of the UM'SL Senate has announced. The editor serves a term of office fro~ July 1 to June 30. Responsibilities include. managing the daily operations of the paper, formulating edito:ial policy, operat~ng and maintaini~g a staff, tak.lng sole responsibility for its content. The editor should have knowledge of copy editing, format, lay-out, production operations, and other news­ paper work. A resume of qualifications and reasons for applying should be .submitted . to the Current

office , room 256 University. Center, by April 7. The Student Publications Committee will select the new editor early in April. \ UMSL CURRENT AprU3, 1975 Page3 Dance endLirance for Dystrophy Whoever said, "I could have they dance. Sponsor sheets are A goal of $20,000 has been set danced all night?" available at the University Cen­ for all fund raising events. - • Participants in the third' an­ ter Information Desk. For those Proceeds will go toward research nual UMSL dance marathon for not wishing to collect sponsors, in finding a cure for muscular the Muscular Dystrophy As­ a donation of $1 .25 will be asked dystrophy, for improved patient sociation will have their chance to fight this muscle-destroying services and for a summer camp on Saturday, April 5 at 8 pm. disease. program for MD patients for one Saturday nights' dance mara­ Four bands including Shade week in the Ozarks. 1 thon is just one of the many and Crosswind will play until 6 Pike Bike_ Race Day, a day of fund raising events for MDAA *m Sunday morning in UMSL's celebration and thanks to all snack bar. Sponsored by the Pi sponsored by fraternities and groups participating in the fund­ Q9' Ut\ ~ Kappa Alpha fraternity , the sororities at six area universities raising campaign -is set for April 6c,,; marathon is open to all college during the months of March and 27. A fraternity bike race, soror­ students and guests. April. A high school walkathon, ity tricy<:le race, hot pants con­ Ail P d entitled " March with Marple," test,' and free beer will highlight .J,LC;( L Contestants raise money by is also scheduled for this Sat­ this event. For more information ()v{ ~~~_:: ~f go fa ,obtaining pledges for each hour urday. or to sponsor a dancer call Mike DANCE MARATHON: Sponsored by PI Kappa Alpha for thel Hendel at 524-7794. Muscular.Dys'r«?phy Association [Photo by Mike Hendell. Black culture week features diversity • "In order to get it together we "help make UMSL more rele­ must work together" is the The events are being coordi. vant in terms of solving current nated by the Minority Student theme for this year's annual urban and ethnic proble~s." Black Culture Week to be held Service Coalition and partici­ at UMSL during the week of Among the activities to be pating organizations including April 6-13. held during the sevenU. annual United Special Services, The ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The goal of the program is to event will be photo exhibits, Black Choir, the Modernaires, ,..______.. mances. movies and cultural perfor- University Programming Board, ~~ P.lzza Lnn ~ "« Delta Sigma Theta Sorority, Ep­ silon Beta Gamma Society and ~ 8181 FLORISSANf RD-NORMANDY, MO. « Goodyear, Hercules, Monarch" A number of lectures and ~ DINE IN- NO CARRY OUT « Sieberling, Toyo discussions ranging from geno· Omega Psi Phi Fraternity. • BUY A GIANT, LAERGE , ORMEMDEIDUIMUM ~ All brands--all sizes cide to career opportunities are PIZZA AND REC IV E A Additional information re­ « n"'rTP"'P<, ,ShOCks', Wheels also planned for the week. garding the schedule can be - PIZZA Various community leaders will FREE ~ obtained by calling the Black (Good Sunday Thru Thursday) 522- 81 81 be participating in the program. COUPON GOOD ONCE A MONIH EVERY MON1ll ,.' Culture Room at 453-4959. REDEEM THIS COUPON FOR PERMANENT DINNER OF « THE MONTH CLUB CARD AT PIZZA INN - NORMANDY STO~E Equal Number Of Ingredients On Free Pizza Expires Jan " 1976 I Carpools gain extra parking space ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ . A total of twelve new spaces Nelson. have been added to the carpool ,M:>n.-Fri. 8:30 5:30 Sat. 9-2 ' parking area in the garage east UMSL police will give verbal Featuring our Pizza and Salad Buffet Tire Brokers, Inc. ofthe J .C. Penney building. and written warnings to students 2400 Woodson at Lackland' par:ked in the spaces for the rest of this week, Nelson said. Mon.-Fri. 11-2 All you can eat $1.69 Overland, Mo. 63114 The spaces, on the second No Phone Calls, Please level of the structure, were To qualify for the spaces, a Wholesale Prices Quoted added to meet increased demand Only 2 seconds from UMSL Between the north e~its with presentation of UMSL carpool must have three or more I.D. Only Students, Staff, for carpool parking, according to riders and a special parking Allow 20 minutes for carry outs 522-8181 and Faculty UMSL Police Chief James sticker, Nelson added. COMING SOON THE UNIVERSITY PROGRAM BOARD presents ~C~ -- r=1~~ a live stage show S()~! ON STAGE! ON SfAGE!

, • Experience the comedy of W C. Relds in person; recreated live in this unique stage presentation. ON STAGE! THE ORIGINAL L.A. CAST!

"w.C. Fields: 80 Proof" is the creation of Fields' grandson Ronald Fields, the author of the best selling book W.C. Fields By Himself. Material for the show is taken almost entirely from Fields vaudeville a ct, movies, r adio shows, published and unpublished scripts and personal notes and letters.

COMING SOON SATURDAY, APRIl12 / 8:30 P.M. / J.e. PENNEY ,AUDITORIUM 'COMING SOON :wC~ $2.00 UMSl STUDENTS/$300 rACUl.TY &STAFF/$AOO PUBOC ~~ 1F11E~ This program has been subsidized with Student Activity funds. r=11E~ Sf) ~! Advance tickets available beginning Monday, March 17th Sf) ~! at the University Center Information Desk. ()~~p(3E\ • Page 4 April 3, 1975 UMSL ~UKRENT -

42 LETTERS • Turner returns appreciation Dear Editor: view and compare UMSL with I extend my sincerest ap­ many institutions inside and preciation to the student organ­ outside the state. I believe more izations and the many indiv­ than ever that the campus is • iduals who have expressed ap­ unique nationally in what it preciation toward my efforts in offers vis a vis the resources at the role of Chancellor at UMSL its disposal. It has been a joy over the past year. I consider and a pleasure to represent such the recent advertisement placed an organization. in the Current by several stu­ The campus Search Com­ 1m A NMiC~JfJlTfR(M 11/6ff15(/i.5tfNlCf,1IJ1 Ir5AY51f1e/R'e RA/5ING 1f/GtR PAr~ dent organizations as a fine mittee did an excellent job of so NOW {{'U fXJ)T q- f'Ed/S 70 MAIl. A telre:.£ . " reward for my limited involve­ screening and nominating cand­ ment, and my family and I are idates for Chancellor. Dr. Grob- ~ deeply grateful for it. Certainly. man comes highly recommended I think, the ad represents one of and with an outstanding back­ the finest "recognitions" I have ground. I have visited with him ever received. on several occasions and I am EDITORIALS It has been a privilege to be impressed with his plans and the nominal leader of the cam­ aspirations for the campus. I pus during the past year. I am know the campus will give him gr'ateful both for the experience the same support and cooper- ... and the opportunity to work for, ation I received. With this New senate election and with, so many fine people at and Chancellor Grobman's lead­ UMSL. The support and errship. I am confident some effective cooperation from stu­ very eventful and productive is only proper move dents, faculty and staff has years lie ahead for UMSL. made the job almost easy. Emery C. Turner I have had the opportunity to Interim Chancellor The UMSL student body raises a collective ensued regarding invalidating the election, which eyebrow this week at not one, but two strange fell along certain lines: reportedly, the faculty Feels policy is "raci stll voting procedures. supported the ruling and supported invalidating the election; the students voted in a bloc against The first, of course, is the election of student Dear Editor: dents use t he Multi-Purpose senators which took place March 10. 11 and 12. it. There's a standing admissions , Building for basketball purposes, That election is now void, as recently-discovered It is here we find that s~cond strange voting on policy at the UMSL Multi-Pur­ not allowing students, (black or irregularities in voting procedures caused the which we puzzle. ' pose Building which states that white) to bring gu'ests is a sure university senate to rule the elections invalid. The Why was this group of student senators so no one shall be admitted without way of keeping the minority ­ senate was wise to do so; in ·fact, it is the only vocally opposed to reholding the election in light a valid UMSL student or faculty/ minimal. This, in my view, makes the policy racist and the proper move. of such irregularities? This is almost as strange as staff identification card. This the irregularities in the actual election. policy is strictly enforced by individual or individuals who set It seems that two ballots, one white and one the policy the same. Usually, the Current strongly back the actions of head basketball coach Chuck yellow. were given out to each voter at the polling I feel the policy should be the students on the senate floor, and sympathizing Smith and his staff. none of booth in the SSBE Building for an undetermined whom could tell me (excluding changed, allowing students to with their weaker voice, But in this amount of time. Twenty-two ballots were folded r~spectively Coach Chuck Smith) who set the bring guests as all other campus_ or inside of other ballots, and there were probably case, the Current cannot support the senators in policy or who put the policy into activities allow, i.e. UMSL film more placed in the box not folded together. In their most fruitless and purposeless fight to effect. Coach Smith hasn't been festivals. This campus is sup­ effect, a faction of students voted twice in this ov~rturn Norris' ruling. available for comment, but thus ported by the state, to which we election; their choices, naturally, recieved two Inconvenience is certainly a matter of considera­ far I have to point a finger in his all pay taxes, and again by students via our student activ­ votes instead of one. tion. But not the convenience of the senate itself direction. ities fund . Therefore, why Twenty-five candidates were to be chosen as or those run!!ing the election. Their "errors" in It is my belief that this policy should we be deprived of en- • "tudent senators. The validity of the election was handling the original election dictates that they is aimed at keeping the Black basketball playing populace joying this facility along with our .- riginally contested by the candidate in the must duplicate their efforts. minimal on the UMSL courts. friends and families. a facility The actual inconvenience is to the candidates, twenty-sixth spot. who was separat.ed from a Since a maioritv of black stu- that we all support? . winning position by only three votes. Who did the who must now set out to campaign again, actually Clyde R. Crumpton contesting is. however, irrelevant. Politics are a unsure as to how this voting will compare with the lesser issue here. The fact looms that some original. E.R ..A.: "cause of unhappinessll .. <;t udents who were seemingly elected as student The money that was spent on the first <;e nators may not have recieved a required number campaign-in terms of flyers, etc.-is completely Dear Editor: powere shortage.' " f votes to beat the other candidates. Conversely, lost. A request at the meeting for the senate to In regard to Miss Scheve's With the adoption of E.R.A., candidates not elected could concievable have had reimburse candidates on such was denied. While commentary on E.R.A. in the homosexual "marriages" could as many if not more votes than the winners. We the loss of money is unfortunate, it is a, situation March 13 printing of the Cur­ be le-galized, and such are dealing with potential representatives of hard to rectify. Tabulating actual expenditures of rent, I must take issue with her "couples" would be permitted on several points. students on the university's main governin.g body all the candidates would be hard and could not to adopt children and receive tax In the third paragraph of her and we cannot place our scant number of really be accurate. Also, there is no immediate and homestead benefits no\\", article, she states "The struggle given to husbands and wives. representatives there lightly. fund set up for this. Perh~ps some investigating (to ratify the amendment) will, In some cases, women would Yet even the implication of who is and who is into the possibilities of setting up such a fund for of course, continue until the goal emergencies like this would not be unwise. In the in fact lose . many rights they not being elected is shadowed by the concern that is reached." This is probably already have. Wives not em­ meantime, the morey and energy lost in the first there were simply strong irregularities in the very true. The U.S. Constitution ployed outside the home would voting procedure. and a common sense of fair play campaign must be just more victims of this makes no provisions for the be denied their present right to suggests that it would be an injustice not to hold mishap. length of time the states may get credit in their husband's , these elections over. The new election will be held April 7, 8, and 9. take in ratifying proposed name. Senior women who have At the last senate meeting, chairman James_ We encourage all candidates to campaign with amendments. What she neg­ spent many years in th,eir homes· lected to say was that propo­ Norris ruled the elections invalid and called for intensity equal to their last attempt. a wife and mother would be But we emphasize more the need for large and nents of E.R.A. are pushing for deprived of their present right to them tn be reheld. A 9uestion arose as to Norris' ratification with enormous funds power as chairman to rule in this manner. This conscientious student vo!ing. Students are ur'ged be supported by their husbands. made available from the Rocker­ This list could go on and on; and oarticular matter. especially in view of the two to get to the polls next week, select their choices feller Foundation (about wisely and vote with a furvor. it is for reasons like these that votes to sustain his ruling, should be left to $288,000) and from Playboy Nebraska and Tennessee have But, please ... vote only once. be decided by the senate within its own system at magazine, plus the highly im­ wisely rescinded their previou\ another time. The interest is in the debate that -Walt Jaschek and Mark Henderson proper use of Federal em­ ratifications. ployees and expensive pamph­ I have one last point to make. lets paid for by our tax money. ., Near the end of the article, Miss This h:-s included expensive lob­ Scheve asserts that "Without it, bying for the Executive Branch (E.R.A.) they (women) have no of the government through pres­ legal means of combating the sure phone calls to Missouri injustices they are constantly legislators. dealt." Here aga:in, false in­ Later in the article, Miss formation is being used to gain. Edltor...... WaIt Jaschek Business Manager...... Tom WoH Scheve says that "The ratifi­ support for the amendment. News Editor...... EUen Cohen Advertls1ng Manager...... Paul Fey cation of E.R.A. will not neces­ Equal pay for equal work is Features Editor...... Maggie Arblnl Photography Director...... Larry LaBrier sarily disrupt family life, will not already required by the Equal Arts Editor...... ~ .... , ...... Bev Bishop Assistant Photo Director..... Jeane Vogel force women out their assume." Employment Opportunity Act of Assistant News EcUtor ...Mark Henderson Co..py Edltor...... MIcheUe LoftIn There is some que.stion in my 1972; full educational opportun­ Production Chlef...... Bill McMuUan Ad Technician ...... Bobbl Briggs mind as to the validity of this ities are required by the Edll6 Sports Editor ...... Charles Snow Ad Technlcian ..... ~ ..., ...... Roy UnnerstaU statement. Certainly, everyone cation Amendments of 1972; and Typesetter••••••.••••.•••.••••• Bo 'D' KlchBrdson' knows that 18-year-oId girls women can receive credit by the would be subject to military The Current is published weekly at 256 Un iVel-Slly' Center, 8001 Nat ural Bridge Rd., St. Depository Institutions Amend­ Louis, Mo. 63121. Phone: (314)-453-5174 induction. That's a worn out ments Act of 1974. Financed in part by student activity feE'S, the Current is published by the staff and is argument. But how many people I think it is now clear that not an official publication of the Univer.slty of Missouri. The university is r,ot responsible realize that women (including E.R.A. can be invidious cause of for the Current' s contents and policies. mothers) could be assigned to unhappiness and discontent jf it Editorials are the opinion of the editor and/or the editorial staff. Articles labled militll1'y -'l1bat and warships is adopted. As to the idea thar "Commentary" are the opinion of the individual writer. "equ~I1 'It men? No other ~omen are inferior to men: this AdvertiSing. rates available upon request. does this, Asaocilltlon_ - - - has a tcontil!,ue,d on page 51 • UMSL Cl!RRENT April 3, 1,975 Paa~ 5 Publicity, coordination among Feminist Alliance concerns ' Stephanie Siegel - 2 doing is really fantastic. We department in women's studies. On Wednesday, March 19, the don't actively do anything, and And I think that in a community • . Feminist Alliance held their se­ COMMENTARY coordinating things with other university like this that would cond meeting. The Alliance is a campuses, we don't get into that really be improtant." new student organization formed by a woman, and she had to meets there are people prt­ at all. It has to do with the Candidates were interviewed to promote women's interests keep a middle ground, I'm paring for college level exam­ naive, apathetic attitude of recently for a new tea1:hing and coordinate women's acti­ pretty sure, or she'll lose her inations (CLEP). women on campus. I think that position, half English and half vities. job." The Feminist Alliance will be each one has to take the re­ women's studies. F.A. members Denny Hilliard, a leader of Women do not hold many allowed . to hold one meeting sponsibility. " feel this is a step, though a this campus movement, says, important positions firmly on there, a social hour on Wed­ On March 8, in connection small on~ , in the right direction. • "There is so much that can be this campus. Another member nesday, April 9, between 11:30 . with International Women's There are also a number of done, and there's nothing done complained of discrimination in and 1 :30. This will be an Day, some films were shown at people who have been meeting here. We need speakers, we the administration of justice informal get-together for anyone UMSL. One person watched. on Tuesdays , from 11 :30 to need films, we need support ... department. "The number of who is interested in knowing Publicity is a prime' objective 12:30, to make up an infor­ A member spoke of some of women faculty is one, and the more about the F.A. . of the Feminist Amance. One mation packet for women stu­ the problems with getting number is going to decline." Hopefully the vario\ls teacher explained, ''I'm a new dents. They have no permanent speakers and films. "The Prog­ Women's concerns have re­ women's groups will meet to­ faculty member. When I first meeting place, but frequently ram Board got only a three per ceived a little more publicity gether soon to clarify the aims came to this campus, I didn't use Lucas room 495. cent increase in funds this year, recently, but it is fragmented. of each group and perhaps know there was a women's The Feminist Alliance' s reg­ .. which is nothing compared to The Center is a room in Benton provide mutual support. For as center. I didn't know there were ular meeting are on Wednesdays inflation. So they had to have a Hall, and its director is Lucy one woman said, "If there is any any other feminists on campus. from 11 :30 to 1 :30 in room 272 ten to twenty per cent cut back Layne. According to one Fem­ coordinating going on on cam­ My perspective was so narrow. Student Center. But the get­ on activities. That means a big inist Alliance member (not affil­ pus, it's not being made avail­ Part of that alienation was aquainted meeting which all cutback on speakers, and that's iated with the Women's Center) able to women." caused by a lack of communi­ women on campus are urged to about all that women's groups the original proposal for the Or as another member put it, cation. I'd like to see something attend will be in the Women's get. Women ' s Center stated that "There's a real communication here that would help tie in with Center in Benton Hall on Wed­ 'There are five men and two women's organizations and rap problem on this campus: be­ other groups in the city. " n esday, April 9. "To be a ... women on the Progrll-m Board. groups would meet there. But tween departments , between A student expressed another power base, we need a show of And the men think it's very now only individual students students and everything else. concern for UMSL women, ' 'I'm numbers. If we can fill that room funny, that women's studies are may go to study or to talk to I've been over to Washington 'leaving this school, thank God. with women, they'll see that just a joke. The Board is headed Layne. The only group that University, and what they're But I'd like to see a whole women are really interested."

( . LETTERS Peters I [cont!nued from pftge 4] I J:FEFIR 00l . replaced by the slogan "You're ~ ~."IWP 10 ANSWER:.: conjured thought is being re­ only a second-class citizen if you MIt~MtH, TIfATOUESTION people jected by more and more women feel like one. " ~~y~ WHILEMV • across the country, and is being Tom Murray 'IllJSek!{iNG? APPEAL IS IN THE COURTJ .. E.R.A. for kids, too

Don't get me wrong! I am all Dear Editor: for senior citizens. After all, in What St. Louis needs is an the not too distant future I hope Equal Rights Amendment for to join their ranks. However, I kids! Recently, Bi-State Transit System decided it would extend believe too many of us forget fare reductions to all Senior that we were once young our- Citizens so that they could ride selves. The old axiom "children .. buses at anytime, anywhere for should be seen but not heard" is a flat fee of fifteen cents. not applicable in this day and I see no reason why this same age. concession cannot be made to all So , Bi-State, how about nar­ school students who at present rowing the generation gap by pay two dollars a week for a bus reducing fares to the kids, too. pass which allows them only ten • rides. Elmer N. Stuetzer

Protests closing policy Monday and it simply didn't :Dear Editor: make any sense why big bad I would like to know why UMSL, with her stubbomess, UMSL did not close Monday, didn't close. ~ March 10. The students I haw Well, UMSL, th;s isn't· funny talked to didn't show up for an.\' so I'd advise you to next time classes that day. Because UMSL think a little about safety before didn't close the students have to prejudice or pride. Act for the waste gas to travel to UMSL, students, not yourselves. which is for me 2S miles. I risk In this week's paper there was an accident coming up here a statement about when the which. would raise my insurance campus would close: "only un­ rates and risk losing my life. der the most severe conditions. After we arrived at UMSL, That statement should make the most of the classes were called students and faculty mad. This by the teachers or the teacher is no game. They are playing didn't show up. I cannot under­ around with pride and who ~tand why the school does not knows what. I wrote this be· think of the 8000 day students' cause' someone s.hould say safety by calling off school. It something. .. was too dangerous to be out Name withheld. by request Shuttle system necessary

vear Editor: scramble for the parking places I appreciate the administra­ that are near the classrooms. - tion's concern for student The previous arrangement health. Obviously, they want to Korvettes was preferable be· r insure the students a strong cause shuttle busses dropped heart, good legs and good lungs. the students off in the middle of They have attemtped to campus. accomplish this through strategic Some type of shuttle system is placement of the new parking necessary. I'm sure that a small • garage. cut from each $25. parking fee The new garage has not would easily pay for a system . alleviated the parking problem, like this. but rather it has increased the Fred Schmidt

LETI'ERS POUCY, ~tten to the editor are eacoana- ad .t.oaJd . be typed, double-sPacecl. No _slpecl letten· wUI be aeeepted bUt • names will be withheld U,OIl reqaest.

------~-~~---~----~~~--~~~"----"=.=.,.. = .. -,=•..•. '.. ...,: ... .•...; ...•. Page 6 April 3, 1975 UMSL \CURRENT .. UMSL students have a lot of hair' with the Smith Brothers.," said .eJ ,Joe WUllams Alvin Lee. " It improves my appearance, Zeus, Greek god, William thereby improving my dispo­ Shakespeare, writer, Dennis sitio~," said Gregory Benson. Donham, Assistant Dean of Stu­ "It's the only other place hair dent Affairs, Abraham Lincoln, will grow other than my head, 16th President U.S.A., Dr. Rich­ arm pits, and pubic areas," said ard Cook, Assistant Professor G;~-i . Steve Johnson. - English, Berry Gordy, president Fame, fortune, love and a Motown Records, Inc. and Mor­ world of happiness suddenly ris the cat, of T.V. cat food become visible, if men every­ commercial fame, all have one where band together and destroy thing in common - whiskers. their shaving devices. No, these pogonophiles (ad­ This could be the new rallying mirers of beards) are not mem­ point for a common bond be­ bers of some ancient fraternal tween all men - hairy faces .. system in' the Student Union order of hairy faces. Yes, they again. are excellent representations of building. In the words of that patriot the variety of goatees, mus­ "I think that men with mus­ HairY H. Hair, "Give me your taches, fuzz spots and assorted taches or beards are progressive razo~ blades, your shaving facial hair displays seen around thinkers, masculine and less in­ cream, yo ur spicy after shave, UMSL. hibited. I find them to be very your shaving mugs, ·etc.,.. he attractive." said Rose Williams, & said. "The' real ' reason I grew my Evening College. goatee and mustache is a child­ One coed assessed the non­ .. hood dream. When I was 10 shavers this way, " I like them, Travel & study abroad for credit years old, 1 associated adulthood it is usually a very radical thing The UMSL School of Edu- culture in Europe, Asia, South serving as program advisors and with facial hair. I'm a man to do" she cooed. cation and the Center for In­ America, Australia, the Orient coordinators. . now! " said Micahel Atkins, un­ "I think beards are neat as ternational Studies are again and the Soviet Union are avail­ " Travel-Study '75" is spon­ dergraduate, as he flexed his long as they are clean, I really offering a travel study program able. sored by the Consortium for muscles and displayed his small like them. It hides baby faces. abroad during the summer 1975. Courses carry three to six International Education of the contribution to masculinity. My boss has the cutest face, but The program is open to hours of undergraduate or grad- . American Association of Col-,.­ Howard Friedman, Central the beard hides it." Nancy teachers, social workers, mental uate credit. It is possible to leges for Teacher Education . Council, felt this way, "I wanted Burns, Evening College said. health personnel, students or enroll in two or three courses (AACTE) and the International to have someone to talk to and 1 It is said that Socrates enjoyed persons interested in studying over a five to eight week period. Council on Education for Teach­ grew it, it drives the women standing beard to beard with an for credit while traveling. All programs are conducted on ing (ICET). wild." he said. opponent and betting on jump­ Thirty-seven courses dealing location by foreign university Friedman then held his hairy ing fleas. with comparative education and staff with American professors chin high, folded his arms, and The universlil philosophy of blushed. Socrates is filled with infinite POETRY There are some who feel that wisdom. The following com­ WANTED virility and masculinity are not ments by UMSL students are 'Serendipity Day held- the only reasons for nappy faces. finite in wisdom and equally There are far more honorable finite in their scope. "Serendipity Day," an open and an informal reception. Fa­ causes and reasons for Douglas "I grew my beard to look dis­ house for incoming UMSL stu­ culty and student represent­ M. Breland's beard. helveled, that way something dents, prospective students and atives will be available to answer for possible inclusion in coopera­ "My beard represents change, 'llways happens," said Pat their parents, will be held from questions. tive volume. Include stamped . it is a part of the college scene. Jordan. 2 to 5 pm Sunday, April ·6, on Students interested in attend­ envelope. Edit9r, Box 4444C, Clean faces don't represent the "Hides the acne and I like the UMSL campus. ing should contact their high Whitter, Ca1iformia 90607 common man, beards are in it!" Mark Manelli. The afternoon's schedule will school guidance counselors for themselves signs of a re·vo­ "I grew my beard while back include tours of the campus and registration cards. Additional in­ lutionary spirit." Breland said, packing in Arizona, now a its individual academic depart­ formation on the open house barely audible above the gentle mouse lives in it~" said Jim ments by student leaders and may be obtained by contacting · melodies of James Brown float­ Mathews. faculty members, a slide-tape the UMSL alumni activities office at 453-5441. .. ing noisily from the speaker " I'm auditioning for a position presentation on university life,. MEN-WOMEN

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PUT IT ALL TOGETHER IN AIR FORCE ROTC An Equal Opportunity ~mploy1r • UMst CURRENT April 3. 1975 Page 7 Qlumsy pickpocket outrun by victim

EUzabetb O'Brien 1 Hahn, an UMSL elecj:rician, who Ridge, Missouri. He drank two around Tuesday during' break ~he did ~ot ~.e0ther to respond, .. happened to be driving in my six packs of beer before he came week , e~cept the thieves, me and but was gone twenty minutes What does a girl do when she direction. He drove up and on campus, which helped him Gary Hahn. later when I came back for my is suddenly surprised by a young heard my plea for help. Then he easily give up the chase. - But to tflink the matter over, books. man who snatches her purse graciously wasted no time to run I pressed charges, and my there was another person who I sincerely thank Gary Hahn from under her nose as she sits after the thief. . husband went back to work the was close enough to hear my for his help. It is a good feeling studying in an UMSL study Hahn caught the unfortunate next day letting everyone know screeching voice echo through to know s~me people will help lounge? crook before I did, after crossing his twenty-two year old, 109 the halls of UMSL. 'you when you need ,help_. And 1 She quickly runs down the hall a second muddy hill. pound wife recovered her stolen Another student was studying thank the secretary who cal1ed • after him and two accomplices, "Money is hard!" the thief purse. As my parents always in the same study lounge behind the police for me. yelling all the way, "Give me started whining. say, "God helps those who help another cubicle. Next time I'll wear my my purse back, you Son of a "I only had $.35 in my themselves. " Whoever that student is, he or B. !" purse," I said. A week prior to this, another That is what I did Tuesday, "Money is hard!" he said girl's purse was snatched from March 25, 1:45 pm during again. her arms as she was walking on UMSL's spring break. And it "Well, work for your money!" campus. A boy behind her saw was a good thing I was no I said. Later I learned he had a what happened, and ran after • fifty-six year old out-of-shape job but did not feel like going in the crooks. The crooks dropped students wearing a Playtex that day. the purse and got away. This girdle. But I did have my own There was no struggle, no incident was not reported to the instinctive ferocity and a super violence, only harmless cussing police until later when the boy active adrenal gland. from me and irritating whining called from home. "If people The three thieves ran down from the thief, while witness don't report these , things," a the hall of the Business ,and Gary Hahn stood listeni~g. spokesman for the UMSL police Education building like jack rab­ I picked up my purse and ran said, "we can't solve the bits, with me running after to call the campus police. They crimes." .. them. Out the south door they came as soon as. they could, and Typewriters, purses, wallets, flew, into 24 degree weather, up to the police office we trucks and money have been down a muddy hill, and across marched . . stolen from the UMSL campus. the parking lot. But the guy "You weren't hurt?" the Po­ "One weekend recently the with the purse was not as fast as lice Chief of UMSL asked as a UMSL police made out four his friends. To my amazement I routine question. reports in one day covering was catching up with him, but I "No," I said. "But I neep a stolen money from clerical desk • needed help. drink. " drawers in the SSBE Building," I continued screaming, run­ The nineteen year 'old Cauc­ said a spokesman. The thefts ning and waiving my arms when asian male was questioned, and happened when no one was I saw a man in a pick-up truck it was found he previously was arouno. , :J down the road. It wa~ Garv arrested for stealing in Bel- N~t too many people were

Loolc ;n9 for That "$qmethlng Different" " Programs for women offered Evening For You and Your date? , Programs ranging from asser­ A transactional analysis work­ tive training for women to a shop for women in business will Looking For That "Something Special" symposium on rape will be be held from 9 am to 4 pm April offered in April at UMSL. In­ 4. The goal of the program, Evening That's fUN, EJ(CIT.ruG and structors from UMSL and sev­ taught by therapist Doris Helm- _ • eral other agencies and insti­ ering and .UMSL women's coun­ Yet, NOT OVERPRICED? tutions will conduct the sessions, selor Joan Pearlman, is , to all in the J.e. Penney Building. achieve better communication A six-session assertive train- and relationships in work set­ No Such Eveni~g ' Available? ' ing program, a skill-building tings, leading to a better trans­ process in expressing individual ition for women in leadership rights and feelings. will be roles. offered from 7 to 9:30 pm A symposium on rape is WANNABET? Tuesdays beginning April 1. The scheduled from 9 am to 5 pm personal effectiveness course April 25 and 26, The program will be taught by counselors will explore the legal. medical WiE~ViE GOT THE ACTION! Peggy Guest of the University and psychological aspects of WE'LL GUARANTIE~ THE FUN! City schools and Cheri May of rape and what constructive • Fontbonne College. action communities can take to A workshop on solving prob­ deal with the problem. And, We 'nvite You To "GO RACING" At lems and making decisions at For more information on reg­ home and at work will be con­ istration and fees for women's CAHOtC6A DOWNS At Our Special Reduced ducted from 10 am to 3 pm April programs, call the UMSL Ex­ Rate STUDENT ADM6S§BON PRDCfES 4. tension Division at 453-5961.

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Zip Td"l'hun" No, . : Regular-menu also available at lunch. • I ~ AM PRESENTlY A STUDENT AT COlllOI/ uNIVllmy I Northwest County west County • If Req Card At Time of Entry I 7430 N. Lindbergh Blvd. 9500 Natural Bridge Rd. I u.s. HW-Y. 460- I South County I ,MAIL ST ST. LOUIS, ILL. 3500 Lemay Ferry Rd. I PAYMENT 62205 • .. ---- Always Fresh Baked with Natural Ingredients -P e 8_AprU 1, 1975UMSL STAGNANT Curators approve fountain Denny Matingly designed by a .graduate student ~tand will attract the local com­ of Arts and Sciences. Original munity to the campus, not to The University of Missouri plans to have a " Riverman" mention the added revenue Board of Cl.lutors announced were strongly opposed by the which the stand will bring the today that they would appro­ UMSL Women's Center. Offi­ university. priate $45,000 for the con­ cials are studying a figure of a struction of a fountain in front of " Riverperson" but have not The ·Central Council last week the Thomas Jefferson Library. been able to decide where they sent a delegation to the monthly Cost estimates for the fountain should place the spout. Board of Curators meeting to were received from five major Campus reaction has been check on the possibility of con­ area contractors. The winning varied. The American Pastrami tributing Council money in the bid came from the C. Rollo League feels that their money is construction of the new Admin­ Brothers. A spokesman for the being wasted unless a portion of istration Building. This would Rollo Brothers said that they it is used to compensate for the guarantee stud,ent government were able to give a low estimate tecreation lost to the student. space in the new building. because the design allowed them The APL proposed placing a The Council representatives to use the existing plumbing Sno-Cone stand on the North lost their audience when dis­ facilities. . Side of the fountain. cussion turned toward the issue Present plans are -to make the Other proponents of the idea of the reflecting pool and foun­ pool shallower and place a point out that the Physical Plant tain to be built in front of the figurine in the center. The entire will abandon thier present library. They point'ed out that area, including the chain-link - buildings as soon as their new the proposed statuary had an ARTIST CONCEPTION OF FOUNTAIN: "River person," to be fence and diving board will be garage is finished and this can amazing likeness to Governor placed in front of the Thomas Jefferson Library. bronzed. be used for the stand. It is also Kit Bond. The Board had no The figurine itself is b~ing pointed out that the Sno-Cone comment. The campus group interested in seeing the fountain on campus, is the Students for Par­ 'Mellon receives juicy letter 'on first day ental Intervention. Mark Hin­ . - , derson, spokesman for the group si,te for a trial depression. things will look pretty much like grandfather. ' we want." He added that he felt said that is in the interest of the Terry Mahoney By so doing, Federal author­ Yet another fraternity member ­ University to tap all sources for ities apparently hope - to we had an excellent location for gam expressed his enthusiasm over donations. Hinderson would not . l!seful experience should an ac­ a high rise tenement, "If only April 1st - Elmer R. Mellons the wide variety of items found say were he got his ideas. tual depression occur in the near we can get a fire escape on the -took office this morning as the for sale during a depression, The only concession made by future. A high government damn thing" and expressed new Director of the Physical including many rare, and ex­ the Curators concerned the pos­ source, one Henry K., told this hope that the experiment might tremely personal commodities. Plant. Two items of business serve as a reason for keeping sibility of all0wing the Students were waiting on his desk. paper that this "is chuss a pre­ He said that these incuded to use the fountain for wading cautionary measure, like the­ the old administration building. The first was a letter from one people's jobs and the children of on Sundays. printing of gas rationing coup­ Members of a local fraternity Gerald R. Ford, whom an an­ gypsies. While adding that he ons. Ve are taking every pre­ which has been trying unsuc­ onymous Stagnant source ident­ didn't know what c~uld be done caution," he explained, and cessfully to stage a large-scale ified as a figure close to the about rounding up the second ) added that "failure to do so vas carnival on campus for the last White House. The second was a item, some though, or so he de't- reason so many vere caught few years say that they are note from Chief Nelson assuring thought. should be given to der last time this government especially interested in the pro­ him that the little matter of selling the first. tried to get anything done." posal. another car ~ein g in his parking When asked for his own react­ Among the' reasons they give is " Imagine the excitement" he place had been take n care 01. ion to the possibility, a Central the attractiveness of bargains . explained, "of buying your way Th e lette r from Ford was Council informant, one Bob E., during a depression which, they into a professorship. Not only contained in a 4 by 11 inch commented, " Well , I wouldn't hope, might serve to attract would you actually be saving envelope of medium white p'aper rule it out completely. I think we customers onto campus. " Your money in the long run, but think ~tamped " official use only." It should do whatever is best for money's really worth a lot of all the fringe benefits - was addressed to Mellons in the student. " during a depression, what with getting to drink coffee in faculty care of UMSL in tangerine Sticking his neck out further, apples going for a nickel and lounges, getting a parking place orange crayon. E. went on to say ·that he cight gpllons of gas for a closer to the buildings. having a Inside of the envelope is said to foresaw no difficulties in staging dollar," said one - fraternity captive audience for all your old be a request from the Federal a

\ SECRET POLICE ATTENTION SENIORS The MAFIA representative will be on Burglarize with immunit y campus this week. Unique job opportunites with established firm. High pay, good fringe arrest without probable' cause benefits. Rewarding career as a bookie, enter without warr rants organizer, numbers runner, or "trouble­ Be one of the GOOD Guys! shooter." Chauffer's license? Then ride in You, to'o can commit a wide range of bulletproof comfort as a driver. Unusual retirement plan. Check the sign-up sheet in crimes in the name of law and order! the Placement Office in the Administration Contact E. Howard Jones or Building or call direct to Mayor Poelker's G. Gordon Smith at the Howard Johnson's Motor Lodge, just across from the Watergate Complex, ofiftce. ' Washington, D.C. or phone 202-456-1414, ring twice, then hang up. Call back In two ho1ll'8, ask for operator X-21. UMSL STAGNANT April 1, 1975 Page 9

8eginn'ers guideto selecting antiques • probably ·do well to· keep away knows his stuff. Terry Mahoney This book for instance is a Novelty Items Stt:inway. It produces a clear from such places. Wall Coverings Glass high note when dropped. Inter­ If, w~en stripping away old Art wallpaper in your nouse, you A good rule to remember in esting things can also be done f with a Westinghouse. should uncover something look- • ~ identifying art glass is that it is ing a great deal like this: , ) almost always ugly. (Louis C. U ld t.:bestnuts Tiffany, a leading producer of Among these are "I know a ':'" the stuff, often molded lead and man who went blind drinking stained glass into enormous coffee - he forgot and left the • A prime example of such a nojoker, John was moving film Old Books that our forefathers shortened be a reflection of how well they their lifespans as compared to often given to hiding himself are sometimes treated when ours. inside of walls and holding his Gary Hoffman Portrait Paintings breath for years at a time. Stripping away more wallpaper. Enema freaks will be happy to All old portraits tend to look hear that there is a bowel­ alike. Unusual portraits are should show whether or not he has brought his hor~e . You shaking movie now playing in therefore more valuable. Such St. Louis called "Earthcrack paintings include men posing should both die laughing. Preserved Animals 1975." It is not just another with their horses, posing as disaster movie. Indeed, it has baseball players and at the In examining a mounted the added feature of a super­ helm of ships. There are region­ trophy, effort should be made to Two principals should be born special effect known as "Shake­ al differences as to what IS determine whether you have in mind when appraising old Generally, the older a doll is, em-up." The whole theatre vib­ considered valuable. In some prol?erly preserved the specimen books. First ones having the greater chance of it being rates realistically at selected parts of the country there is a or: something that has merely "USED" stickers on them are ugly. points during the movie. The great demand right now for passed on recently. It is sug­ usually worthless despite the Many dolls of the nineteenth gested that you confer with a special effect is achieved by 400 prices asked for them. Secondly, century are hard to distinguish portraits made while the subject was picking his nose. You would reputable. taxidermist who really gnomes with jackhammers stick with name brands. from dead midgets. placed at strategic points on the roof. Other effects include spec­ ially treated popcorn that makes your stomach feel as if you are really in an earthquake .. Shake-ern-up is not the only • feature of this fine flick. There are other great effects, such as the CharHon Heston look-alike who throws bodies from the cony during the main tremor • e, and the smashing 9f the odes in the men's rest­ to simulate the breaking of the Los Angeles dam. AII-in-all. stunnin~ effects. ·'Earthcrack 1975" is by no means just a bunch of special effects. There is some truly fine movie footage involved. The city of Los Angeles was very cooper- ative in the _production of the ANNOUNCING .. film . I am told. They even went so far as to donate land and « THE SODOM - GOMORRAH large numbers of actual build- MODEL 30-30 - in g~ to be destroyed, namely the city of San Francisco. San Fran­ cisco has since made a similar CALCULATOR! offer and donated Los Angeles for the upcoming thriller "Nu­ 72 MORE FUNCTIONS clear Holocaust, 1976." • The acting was superb. Myron THAN THE MODEL 20-20 Brickbody was the central hero. He portrays an advertising exe­ cutive who happens to be an STUDENTS! This one is a must for ex-Green Beret. His martial arts training is called into play when math tests! Special " answer" key he saves a bunch of girl scouts • from a falling building by using activates X-ray - radar device which karate to smash all of the tumbling bricks. allows you to see the instructor's answer Suzanne Fleshette plays a sexy movie actress whose cost­ sheet. ume is all but ripped to shreds by convenient nails and splint­ WHILE ·IN LAS VEGAS ... try the ers. Her performance is over- .. shadowed by that of Steve special " Roulette" key. Thi . ~.. button McSpleen. He portrays an ESP -causes any ~tandard roulette wheel to researcher who manages to save ., 8 9 a convent by sending out high stop at whatever number you have energy thought waves to counter the shock waves threatening the It ~ 6 punched in! nuns. He dies in the process but manages to save the convent. It .. 2 3 FUNCTIONS TOO NUMEROUS TO was a very moving performance. • Marlon Banjo is a stil\gy mil- :" .J, . / ..... :'.6', • 0 + MENTION! Amof'g the rnany featur~ ... - Iionaire who had come to Los ..., ,..., Angeles to foreclose the mort­ K - + figures way to cheat. on income tax .. . gage on an orphanage. He is so ". M moved by the actions of the + - F KEy C can be played at 33, 45 or 78 RPM's .. . orphans that sacrifice them­ c ~ - picks up channels 2-13 plus UHF, AM selves to prevent his Rolls Royce ::& ~~ =& from being scratched by debris. and FM ... that he r~pents. In the end he 6 r buys coffee and doughnuts for ~ everyone in the city. . can launch ICBM m.issile (with appro­ The movie cost eighty-billion· A RIO"" C4,- priate attach~nts) ... dollars. caused the destruction of San Francisco and several J I) Ii sharpens .penci Is ... neighboring communities, em-,. ployed 76 major stars, 95,000 ·inflates tires ... m inor actors, the McDonalds All-American Band and the en­ opens cans ... tire Iraq army. What can I say? With all that it has to be a great · jams pol ice radar ... ( :. i_,' movie. • • .Jage 10 April 3, i97fUMSL CURRENT

dents, sponsored by the Alumni Association will be held from 2-5 Thurscl~y AROUND U~SL pm in the ·J.C. Penney Building. GALLERY 210: has an exhibit EUzabeth O'Brien April 3 - 10 - Lucy Zapf :Monday on "Pottery A Historical Look" from 10 am to 2 pm in room 210 FILM: " Wattsax" will be Lucas. zine with Gene Foster and jazz at 11 pm, followed by rock from shown at 8 pm in the J.C. CONCERT: by Richard Hogue & Penney Aud. 1 am til 6 am with Harry Steen Dove (The Spirenos), sponsored MEETING: of the UMSL An­ and Ralph Destito. News on the by the Baptist Student Union at thropological Society at 3:30 pm 12:30 pm on the hill beside hour with Frank Noto. Bugg Lake. in room 201 or 349 Benton~ CONCERT: by Stan Kenton, sponsored by the Normandy and .Saturday Jennings School Districts and Tuesday UMSL, at 8 pm in the Multi­ Purpose Building. Tickets are $5 FILM: ''Thomasine and Bush­ at the door. FiLM: "Cinderella Liberty" rod" will be shown at 8 pm in SEMINAR: b y the Physics will be shown at 8 pm in room the J.e. Penneyaud. Department with Dr. Michael 101 Stadler. Admission is $.75 COLLOQUIUM: by the Psych­ Hart of the National Center for with an UMSL ID. ology Department with Dr. Craig Atmospheric Research at 3:30 J.e-rJsen at 1:30 pm in SSBE room pm in room 504 Benton. PHYSICS WORKSHOPS: on '3~1. COLLOQUIUM: by the Psych­ " The Giant Atomic Smashers o\(;>gy Department at 3 pm in and the Elementary Particle room 316 Stadler. Zoo" will be held at- 9:30 am in room 410 Benton; and " Energy: Wednesday Future Technologies" will be held at 11 am in room 409 COURSE EVALUATIONS: will &iday Benton. be distributed by Central Coun­ BASEBALL: UMSL will play fANtrrnl/'G E:XClTtN6 H~N At" cil in room 213 G Administration FILM: " Cinderella Liberty" MacMurray at 1 pm in Jack­ Building all day. will be shown at 8 pm in room sonville. ~E NUaEAR. POWER PLANflDDAV'?" BASEBALL: UMSL will play 2 101 Stadler. Admission is $.75 games against SUI-Edwardsville with an UMSL ID. . SEMINAR: with UMSL faculty at 1 :30 pm in Edwardsville. CONFERENCE: on Art Gal­ and local labor union members CONCERT: by the St. Louis • lery Development and Manage­ discussing "The Contemporary Sunday Jazz Quartet with vocalist ment at 10 am in J.e. Penney Society - Shifting Values in a Jeanne Trevor, at 8:30 pm in Aud. Changing Society. " PICNIC AND TOUR: the J.e. Penney Aud. Tickets are $2 Thursday BASEBALL: UMSL will play RADIO: KWMU-FM (90.7 UMSL Anthropological Society for students; $3 for faculty and Indiana State at 1 pm at Evans­ Stereo) presents rock from 1 to 6 will have a tour of the St. Louis staff; and $4 for the general COLLOQUIUM: by the Psy­ ville, Indiana. am with Terry Cavin and Larry Art Museum and a picnic in public. chology Department with Dr. RADIO: KWMU-FM (90.7 Hall and news on the hour with Forest Park. Meet at 10:30 am SERENDIPITY DAY: an open Leonard A. Eiserer at 10:40 am Stereo) presents Friday Maga- Judy Townsend. at the Multi-Purpose Building. house for incoming UMSL stu- in room 334 Stadler. • • European • I Car Parts i 1015 McCausland I I St. louis Mo. 63117 I ! 781-8086

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UMSL CURRENT April 3, 19~5 !ll2e 11 Rifkin dispels hanky-tonk notion

II- Lucy Zapf UMSL.· Rifkin played before a in chronological order. sell-out crowd on March 15. An Rifkin's style does much to ARTS Ragtime is not all drums, accomplished concert pianist, dispel the' honky-tonk notion. He trumpets and upright pianos in a Rifkin performed the rags of did not announce any of the smoke-filled honky-tonk. There Scott Joplin as they had been pieces, but simply . played as if is another side to the music of written, unaccompanied and performing with it symphony. Scott Joplin, the side which iI - without pretense. The complexity of the compo­ • lustrates the refilled culturalism Because of the popularity of sitions were played quietly and of a true American classic art "The Sting" many believe that with simplicity. form. ragtime belongs to the brash The ease with which Rifkin It was this side of ragtime '30's era. But the dates on the performed these difficult pieces which was performed by Joshua program showed that Joplin was indication of his mastery Rifkin in a recent concert at wrote the pieces between 1899 and talent. and 1914, and they were played Avoiding the overplayed "Maple Leaf Rag," Rifkin man­ aged to keep the audience, most .. of whom were evidently Joplin fans. enthralled . Rifkin, after SPECIAL two encores, left the audience STUDENT with a belief that Scott Joplin's rags and that part of American culture it represents still lives on DISCOUNT in the hands of a master. .. Picasso pot shown 4vailable to UMSL Students in Gallery 210 ,.. The final exhibit of the sem­ for Evelyn Wood Readir:t9 Dynamics ester will open in Gallery 210 April 1. The show, entitled Summer Classes "Pottery: A Continuing Trad­ ition: A Historical Look at Pot­ tery to the Present Day from St. For more information iJ'Id summer class schedul es Lou is Collections," will run call 878-6262 or through April 30. . The exhibit features pottery mail the coupon be low before June 1. 1975 from a variety of different coun­ - ...... •...... •• ~ Mail this coupon to: tries and cultures. Many of the • Evelyn Wood Reading Dynamics pieces are very old with unusual Suite 351, 11960 Westline Industrial Ave. glazes. The display has been collected from the St. Louis Art St. Louis, Mo. 63141 JOSHUA RIFKIN performed the rag-time music of Scott Joplin to a Museum, the Museum of Name seU-out crowd. in Penney Aud. March 15. [Photo by Steve Piper] Science and History and private Address------collections. A pot designed by Picasso has been donated by Kenton Otehestra pelfonns at UMSL City______------State ___ Zi.,...,p ___ Washington University for the show. The Stan Kenton Orchestra in advance and $5 at the door. Phone Gallery hours are from 10 am wi!l appear in concert Thursday, Tickets are on sale at the •...... •...... •..•.••••••... to 2 pm Monday through Friday April 3, at 8 pm in the Multi- University ~enter information ------and' 5:30 to 7:30 p'm Tuesday Purpose Building. Admission is desk and at local music stores . and Wednesday. $3.50 for students, $4 for others

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'Romeo & Juliette"

The UMSL Choruses and the Ronald Arnatt Chorale will appear with the St. Louis Symphony in Berlioz 's dramatic work. April 10, 11, 12 Powell .Symphony Hall • "Hamlet" a film by Tony Richardson, starring Nicol Williamson Tuesday, April 15th 8:00pm • J.C. Penney Auditorium no admission charge A Midsummer Nights Dream" a stage production by the New Shakespeare Company

Satu~day, April 19th 8:30pm J.C. Penney Auditorium $~ UMSL Students; $3 UMSL Faculty & Staff, $4 Public ----- Page 12 April 3, 1975 UMSL CURRENT, Frankensteins create 'ideal woman l

Gary aoffman Bobby (Paula Prentiss) teams up she changes. The tennis court in Can she avoid being "con­ running around in frilly aprons with her, and 'together they seek her yard is ripped up for the verted"? Can she retreive the and old fashioned dresses. Would you like your wife to to liberate, or at least com­ heated swimming pool her hus­ other Stepford wives? Will she Strange ideas of the ideal become the model loving house­ municate with, the other Step­ band always wanted. Suddenly even come out of this whole woman prevail in Stepford. Very wife? Then move to Stepford ford wives. No luck. The most Charmaine can think of nothing thing alive? Toward the end, it strange indeed. where it can be arranged. That, exciting thing the other wives but making hubby happy. ' She becomes quite a thriller. Certainly not what I would call can think of ' is the amazing dresses differently, acts diferent, ideal. no doubt, was the underground The message is frightening. A message floating around that led cleaning powers of Easy-On. can she be the same unhappy "Holy cow," comments Bobby. Charmaine? g'roup of fanatic anti-liberation The ,bizarre standard set for to the updated Frankenstein husbands with the right con­ perfect wives is the · motion story, "The Stepford Wive~ " And she is right. These women are TV commercial stereotypes, ' Bobby is on the edge of panic. nections can change a commun· picture's only flaw . There are .. Katherine Ross is a liberated right down to quoting the There is something going on and ity into "an ideal place to live." numerous minor ills that aren't woman. She is a wife, mother cleanser's motto. she doesn't like it at all. She's Archaic is more like it. They worth mentioning at this point. and an aspiring amateur photo. JoAnn and Bobby find only really scared. JoAnn agrees, seek after the good old days that Overall, however, the film is grapher. She and her husband one other moderately normal something is going on. they never were, their modified wives sl.\ccessful. It is a real chiller, a have just moved out of New woman, Charmaine (Tina decide to get the hell out of . spoqting domestic nons~~se and true modern horror story. York City into the quiet and Louise). She is truly unhappy Stepford. Suddenly Bobby has a seemingly perfect little New with her marriage. She takes out change of heart. Why hasn't she England community of Stepford. her frustration on the tennis seen the light before? Why the JoAnn (Katherine Ross) seek! courts. But, virtually overnight, house is a' mess, I must clean lit the company of other like· up at once. I must have a nice house for my husband to come minded Stepford wives. Only, There IS a difference'!!! '- there aren't any. Indeed , thE home to, he works so hard all other wives are highly domes· day ... Bobby has crossed over. ticated. They have no interest! MCAT 5- 3- 75 T E o LSAT 7- 26 -75 other than pleasing their hus There is very obvious dirty DAT 4- 26 - 75 S A bands and keeping the house work afoot, and JoAnn knows T T ATOS. 7- 12- 75 hold spotless. No interests she is next. What can she do? .NAT'L .DS. 6- 75 6- 21 - 75 EO"..S whatsoever. She doesn't even know what is happening, although she has a MCAT Co",paci lor Spring Br.ak ...... '" ... . '" ...... JoAnn is not entirely alone. pretty good idea that the local • Spring and Summer MeAT Compact Classes Another recent arrival named \ Men's Association is behind it. • Excellent Test Preparation • Voluminous Homework Materia l "Emmanuelle" a soft-core success • Limited Class Size • Taped Lessons for Review or Missed Classes played by Sylvia Kristel, who Paul Fey sizes' their sensuality through • Course ry1aterial Constantly Updated emerges as a wide-eyed, sensual occasional juxtaposition with Instructors Experie!1ced in Your Test girl who loo~~ . _ npt unlike Mia more violent sex scenes. "Emmanuelle," a new French Farrow. It is' she who largely Basically, "Emmanuelle" Most courses begin 8 weeks prior film on release from Columbia makes the acting acceptable", merely lives up to its advertising to test date - REGISTER EARL Y Pictures, is bewildering in that it Although til-eplot IS somewhat claim that it • 'lets you feel good ...... 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And' But whyther for those who wish to judge this film on only this this . eroticism provides perhaps to display their scorn or those level is truly unfair, as it is, and the most pleasant surprise of all. who simply rwant to enjoy a only claims to be, a rather slick The sex scenes are, for the most well-made porn flick, "Emman­ soft-core porn film. ... , part, subtle rather than blatant, uelle" is a film well worth And seen from this perspect­ and Jaeckin effectively empha- seeing. ive, "Emmanuelle" takes on a whole new light. Seldom does a porn film possess such attributes as attractive soft-focus photog­ raphy, an attempt at a plot and amazingly, continuity. Canoe .Capital 0/ the Ozarkll • Yet, director Just Jaeckin has ' achieved just that, and has come up with a film that is, to say the II J"eM, d) eIVUf elUUJ.e Rental . least, entertaining. 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/ BLACK CULTUR~ WEEK Coordinated by the Minority Student.. Service Coalition

All WEEK PROJECTS PARTICIPA TlNG OR(;ANIZA TlONS " Blackness Is . UMSlls" United Special Services A Photo·exhibit bv Damon Moore about UMSl. Black Culture Room . The Black Choir "Did You Know? :' The Modernaires An exhibit about famous Black Americans by Delta Sigma Theta ·University Program Board Sororitv. Universitv Center. Delta Sigma Theta Sorority "Omega 'Contributio~s" . Epsilon Beta Gamma Sydaity An exhibit about contributions to American Society by members of Omega Psi Phi Fraternity this fraternity. by Omega Psi Phi . University Center. * April 7 April 10 8:30 pm "St. Louis Jazz Quartet" This nationally known 1:45 pm·3:00 pm " Di ck Gregory at Kent State" a ·UlO pm "Snack and Rap" Jazz group will present a concert of jazz at its finest.· discussion of Gregory 's co mments on this tragic student Refreshments. conversation and dancing. all circling around J.C. Penney Auditorium massacre. the theme of academic survival. presented by United Peer 52.00 UMSl Students - 53 .00 Faculty/ Staff Black Culture Room . .10 Administration Bldg. Counselors. 54.00 Public. No admission charge. UMSl Cafeter;a. Upper level April 8 7:00 pm " A Glimpse at Young. Gifted and Black " an Nu admission charge. 1:45 pm·3:00 pm "Malcolm X Speaks" enlightening performance highlighting the Black Choir and 8:00 pm "Uhuru Ensemble Presents" Playing of Malcolm X's speeches, followed by a discussion. the Modernaires. Also a slide show examining Black This tantalizing evening will spotlight St. Louis's own Black Culture Room . 30 Administration Bldg. st udents role in relationship to the community. Uhuru Ensemble. Included will be dramatic poetry. jazz and No admission charge. J .e. Penney Auditorium Rock in a mock night club setting. ONLY STUDENTS WITH 8:00 pm "Wattsax" an honest. entertaining reflectiofl of the No admission charge. A COllEGE I.D. or over 18 WIll BE ADMITTED. Black awakening in America.· April II ABSOLUTElY NO EXCEPTIONS. J .e. Penney Auditorium (( :30 am " Blacks and Pill = Genocide(?)" UMSl Cafeteria. Upper level No admission charge. A student run discussion about this controversial topic. No admission charge. April 9 Black Culture Room. 30 Administration Bldg. " Dance. Dance.dance" 10:00 am·12:00 am "The Nature of Power·1975" No admission charge. April 13 A forum focusing on three different viewpoints from April 12 Come Boogie Down with Epsilon Beta Gamma Sydaity . community leaders. 9:00 am·4:00 pm "Career Day " , UMSl Cafeteria. Upper level 126 J.e. Penney Bldg. United Special Services gives students a chance to see what 51.00 admission charge. No admission charge. the job market is all about . Speakers from busines . law, 8:00 pm "Thomasine and Bushrod" these two Black loving education and medicine will be some of the people featured. "Come Together. Get Together" a mixer designed to allow bank robbers are known to have many friends among See auxiliarv advertisement for time table. students a chance to meet and talk socially. Members of the ·Indians. Mexicans. Poor Whites and other colored people.· Dean of Students Conference Room Black faculty and participating organizations will be 126 J .C. Penney Bldg. 221 Administration Bldg. present. No ad",lission charge. No admission charge. 7:00 pm University Club .. No admission •

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Needed! l I Principle proves wrong prescription

Beverly Bishop masses by masquerading lec­ the actors for the inherent tures as drama. Far be it from dullness of the show. Have you ever had the exper­ me to dictate what kinds of No review of the "Peter Prin­ ience of going to the theatre and theatre should be produced at ciple/ Prescription" would be instead winding up at a multi­ UMSL, but it seems .that we complete without discussing the media lecture? Though billed as could leave such presentations slide presentation which ac­ LOWEST PRICES ON "readers' theatre," the Univer­ as the "Peter Principle/ Pre­ companied it. This seems to be a sity Players production of "The scription" to the Computer RECEIVERS TURNTABLES TUNERS favorite device of the Players Peter Principle/ Prescription" Center. since it was also used to great SPEAKERS CHANGERS CARTRIDGES came across as Channel 9 at its One wonders why director effect in last season's" America, TAPE DECKS AMPLIFIERS HEADPHONES educational worst. Bettisworth would pick such a • Hurrah." But there is a fun­ CALCULATORS COMPACTS CAR AUDIO It's true Dr. Johnson said playas this, (other than the damental difference between that the theatre should be di­ aforementioned reason). Does he these two shows. While in dactic - but who except a doubt the ability of the Players "America, Hurrah," the slides management executive could be to handle real drama? Certainly, commented on the action on " enthralled by the explanation of the program demanded IittIl! stage, sometimes satirically - "hierarchal regression, percus­ acting ability from the six men in ,the "Peter Principle/ Pre­ sive sublimation, the final place­ and women on stage - though, scription" the slides were the '" ment syndrome," etc. ad to be fair to them, they did try action. And thereby hangs a Ol[tltl naseum. Perhaps this is the at times to ·inject some comic tale. Speech department's concession relief into an otherwise straight­ (The six actors were: Steve to all those business majors forward performance. Overall, Gude, Mary Barclay, Fred Kol­ Texas Instruments running around UMSL - a slick the Players were competent, if chinsky, Karen Saunders, Ver­ SR-10 attempt to bring culture to the uninspired. But one can't blame non Bryan and Mary Klapp.) Was $69.95 T.I. SR-50 I 95 Write For Plus $2 .50 For . Shipping . Handling Super 3 And Insurance Quote! (illinois resldenls add 5% slate sales lal) SANSUI AU-8500 Amplifier

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SPORTS • UMSL played host

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Manv golf, . tennis and base­ " It's young. but already bali teams host their own tour­ coaches from other schools have BEER DRI~KER'S QUICK QUIZ naments, but how many of them recognized the great opportunity Just to kill a minute or two, why don't you match your own do it at a location other than Galveston gives them in getting beer-drinking habits and preferences against those of the .. their own home fields? in early spring contests and Budweiser Brewmaster. While you're taking the test, it might preparing themselves for the be a good idea to cover up the answers with a cold can or two tough season they have ahead of UMSL does. UMSL hosted, for of the King of Beers®. the first time, the Galveston them," Berres added. The golf section of the tourney Sports Spectacular, a project of When you do use a glass, do you ease the beer down featured such teams as the 1. UMSL assistant athletic director the side? 0 Or do you pour it down the middle to get Larry Berres, in Galveston, defending champion, Oral Texas, March 24-28. Roberts University, Tulsa Uni- ­ a nice head of foam? 0 versity, Texas Tech, Nebraska, 2.How much foam do you like on a glass of draught Tennessee-Martin, Texas Wes­ Herres had first started a golf beer? None at all 0 One inch 0 One and a half to tournament at Galveston three leyan, Southern Colorado, and two inches 0 years ago, the Galveston Isles Arkansas-Little Rock. Golf Tourney, and had seen it 3.Do you like to drink your beer in little sips? 0 grow into one of the major Tennis, under the supervision swallows? 0 Something in between? 0 tournaments in the country. of UMSL coach Gene Williams, This year he expanded on his also had a field of quality teams: 4. Which do you like best? original idea, added the tennis Notre. Dame, Bowling Green, Canned beer 0 Bottled beer 0 Draught beer 0 and baseball tournaments. and Oral Roberts, Indiana State Uni­ has received nothing but praise versity, Colorado College, Bres­ 5. Which beer is brewed by "exclusive Beechwood Ageing from schools which tried to be cia College and William Jewel. . with natural ~rbonation to produce a better taste and included in the tourney fields. The baseball field was made a smoother, more drinkable beer?" Budweiser 0 Some Commenting on the Galveston up of Same Houston State, other brand 0 Sports Spectacular, Berres said, Lamar University, Indiana State "We feel the Galveston tourney Terre Haut and Bemidji State. 6. When you say "Budweiser," do you say it . . . often? 0 • can possibly become one of thj! . . . eagerly? 0 ... loudly? 0 ... gladly? 0 most successful spring tourna­ Galveston, a resort location, ments in the country. The peo­ provided the teams with ideal ple of Galveston went out of locations and facilities. Participa­ 'alqtnda:>;m 'SMOllIlMS ~ltg .£ ting teams had the finest facili­ .}.l B S.I.M\SUP. IIV '9 iheir way to be helpful aI\.d 'S,HPU! 0 01 ZitI '0 provided us with everything ties for competition, including ·.I aS!aMpng AluO -g needed to make this tourney a tow baseball diamonds, the golf ' W1W } • course at the Galveston Countrv '~ png 5.11 se }O peal{ Al{lleal{ e .l0} success. and ' in return we tried 2uol se 'asal{1 }O AUY ' J> alPplw al{l UMOP 1l{2m '1 _ to bring in some quality name Club and tennis courts at the schools to make up our fields. Galveston Racquet Club. SH3MSNV

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Six Thursday evenings. Spend them with us. Beginning with a per- _ formance by the Saint louis Symphony. Winding down after­ wards with friends over drinks. At The Met Bar. Tickets for the performance at Powell Symphony Hall start at $2.50, with special rates for groups of twenty or more. Call Mrs. Mimi Kaskowitz at JESUS' MESSAGE Powell Symphony Hall, 533-2500 .. . ext. 70 for more information. RICHARD TALKSI DOVE SllaSI • TONIGHT THROUGH Dates & Highlights APRIL 3 ... RAVEL APRIL 6 APRIL 10 ... BERLIOZ MAY 8 ... TCHAIKOVSKY MAY 1...MAHLER THIRO BAP"IST CHURCH MAY 1S ... SHPSTALPVICH 'The Met Bar, relocated from the Metropolitan Opera House in New York is on the - GRAND AND WASHINGTON BLVDS, Grand Tier Level of Powell Symphony Hall. Usually closed .after Intermission, the Met Bar will be open these six ev' .," ..... irlni.aht ~- - _inks at reasonable rices c • UMSL CURRENT April 3, 1975 Page 15 Baseball Rivermen get set THANKS .for tough Divsion II schedule I want to express my personal thanks to all on the academic and support staffs, who by your prayers, cards and visits made my "bout" with a massive heart attack a pleasant time of rest and The UMSL baseball squad outfield general this season and junior ttanster trom Florissal1L Valley Community College, and recovery. split a double-header with Harr~s hpld together a· group of players Stricken on Dec. 8 and listed as D.O.A. at N.W.C. Hospital, God Teachers College to open their who ' CQuid possibly be the best :Olson is a sophomore transfer through your prayers has restored me to health and strength. season March 20. Following that combination in the area. from Nevada-Las Vegas ana . I am Hvlng proof that God heals In answer to prayer and If he sOO ·date, Nelson and the UMSL The outfield is UMSL's Mesa Community College. .has a work for us to do, for him and others. squad won two games against strongest area in 1975, as Nel­ At the infield positions, senior My personal thanks to my Immediate supervisor, Mr. Clarence •Eastern Illinois and lost to son has six outstanding players: Mike Weiss is set at first base. Bechtel for his encouragement and visits. Bemidji State and Lamar Uni­ Diering, Horvath, Rick Stewart The other three positions are As a "Thank You," to all my friends I invite you to tune In on a versity. (.311 in 1974), Tom Tegtmeyer still up for grabs and probably different kind of radio program - "The Sinner and His Songs" Nelson returns a veteran club (.156 in 1974), Bill Graves (.250 will not be difinitely set until KXEN-I0I0CY every Sat. 5:30 pm. A program of songs and for the - 1975 season, with 10 in 1974), and freshman Larry Nelson has a chance to look at conversation which does not ask for money. Produced by Robert W. seniors, seven juniors, five Britt, a graduate of Riverview the players outdoors. DAVId, the Old Man of the UMSL Maintenance Department. Accept sophomores, and only four High School. The other positions are filled by • my gratitude. freshmen. Heading the group of Heading the Riverman mound seniors Craig Hupp and Ron "Sin"-cerely yours, returnees is junior Ron Tessler, corps are Mike Errante. Bob Tessler, junior Bob Downey, Robert W. David who set school records in RBI's Frisby, Ralph Dannegger, Mark sophomore basketball star Bobby "The Sinner and His Songs" with 28, total bases with 75, Lynn and Denny Olson. Ad­ Bone, and a roundball teammate doubles with 10, and home runs ditional help is coming from of Bone.'s freshman Bill Schmidt. with seven. Brad Brown, and Bob Swagman, Hupp ended up with a .293 Providing additional support Dan Drazen and Bob Fehlker. batting average last year, Bone are senior outfielders John Hor­ Errante was the workhorse of finished at .236, and Downey vath and Chuck Diering: Hor­ last year's staff, appearing in 11 ended with •. 188 average. vath, an honorable mention AII­ games, pitching 50 213 innings, Catching duties will be handled American in 1972 when he hit a and finishing with a 5-4 record. by junior college transfer BoL team-leading -410, batted .286 Frisby, a graduate of McCluer Dierjng and freshman Mike last season for UMSL and set a High School, along · with Ralph Moore. DieTing is from Lewis new school record with six Danegger and Denny Olson, are and Clark Junipr College and triples. He also connected for shoring' up UMSL's starting ro­ Moore is' a graduate_ of Mehl­ three home runs and 22 RBI's. tation. ville High School. Diering batted .330 last seas­ / / Frisoy is a senior and fmished Some of the top opponents 0 11 on for the Rivermen while pat­ the 1974 season with a 3-4 the 1975 schedule include St . rolling centerfield. Nelson b record, working in 10 games for Louis University, the Universit: countine: on him to be th, the Rivermen. Dannegger is a of Missouri-Columbia, Eastern The New Apartment Community I and Western Illinois, Bradley. Southern lllinois-Edwardsville, With A Mansion In The Middle Southeast and Southwest Miss­ ouri State. Picture a private, 'wooded estate at the edge Nelson , commenting on the • of Normandy. On a hiil, overlooking sycamores ~y-rennetlt sc~edul e said, " UMSL is playing and stately ' oaks, a three story French manor as tough a schedule for a Di· house. vision II school as any team in Now picture the old mansion transformed dfpfftdei~()n the area. It's toughest in River­ into an exciting, truly man history and will be a unique community tremendous challenge to the players. " • center for Mansion Hill residents. tj>lwto~~ Century old hand Tennis team leaded windows, A /7jtec~t~ in O)fe&U~~ . stone fireplaces, carved plays two staircases, arched doorways and 87o~ ~fu;entnu:n' The UMSL Tennis team will high ceilings become a dramatic an play two games this weekend. setting for todays young lifestyles. And just out­ Friday they will meet Central side the mansion (your mansion). a brand new ~all 839· ~882 . Bible and Saturday they will swimming pool and sun deck. surrounded by pl a¥ Arkansas State. Both games will be at UMSL at 1 pm woods for privacy and a natural sumn-,er feeling. Now add contemporary a p a r tm e n t bu i ld i n gs. t a st ~ fu l l y des igned in warm wood and brick. Carefully placed in the roll ing earth and woods around the mansion. You'll fin d spacious one and two bedroom garden apartments with carefree all-electric kitchens. cor.· tinuous clean ovens, lush carpeting. coordinated draperies and wall-size closets. You' II love the advanced sou nd contol construc­ tion that keeps your -pri­ vacy private, or lets your s t ~reo sing. And the full time Mansion H ill maintenance staff will ha8dle your service request quickly and courteously.

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"Q. o a. -c c C N N ....c( ...... j • Veterans of numerous local and national performances, includinq concer ts at the Kennedy Center and Australia's Perth Festival, the ~uartet features vocalist o JEANNE TREVOR. The other members are TERRY KIPPENBERGER, who has played "with .", the St . Louis Symphony and toured with jazz qroups throug hout North nd South ..... America; CHARLES PAYNE, formerly a drummer with tpe Oliver nelsnn Studio ,Ta zz Ensemble; and EDWAR.D NICHOLSON who has performed with such jazz personalities ..i as Sonny Stitt, ,Timmie Forrest and the Young-HoI t trio. '"c(

SUN.J APR·IL.S . ~ B:3CRM. ei ..I. C. PENNEV Aue. " , ' '"Q c( 52.DD/UMSL STUDENTS ...I 53.DD UMSL FAC.5. STAFF ..... 54.DD PUBLIC ADMISSIDN :i ..... This program has been subsidized with Student Activity funds. Advance tickets available be'ginning Monday, March 17th at the &&I Univers~ty Center Information Desk. '"::l ...I AN EXPERIENCE I~