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-Stute Editorial- Passing the torch

As I work on my last issue of The Stute as Editor-in-Chief, I canít help but reminisce about all of the stories I've witnessed over the years. From the selection of its new... Full op-ed on page 2

-Scientific Curmudgeon- What should we teach when we teach Science Communication?

We just started a new under- graduate program in Science Communication at Stevens, and I keep agonizing over... Linda Volkommer recites a dramatic reading at the Vagina Monologues. Julia Tsaoussis Full op-ed on page 3 by JULIA TSAOUSSIS experimentation, first happen to any woman, emotions in turn caused genuinely enjoyable: -Technically Speaking- loves, and all sorts of regardless of her age or uproarious responses from indeed, it was exemplary The feminine presence pivotal life events that stature. the audience. of nonfictional theater. Major TLS security grows ever larger at send one’s hormones And each story was Even though the readers As an incentive for vulnerabilities discovered Stevens with each aflutter. truly volatile: the diversity were not professional attendance, a raffle was in Apple, Linux passing year, and that The performance was of settings demonstrated performers, each woman held near the end of the This week has been a terrible fact was exemplified on intertwined with comedic the permeability of was eloquent throughout performance, including week for computer security. February 27th in Debaun relief and hard-hitting injustice towards women her reading, leaving the prizes of Stevens Athletics As a quick primer, there is a Auditorium during the truth, a factor that kept the throughout our society. audience stunned with the apparel, a fancy Italian technology called TLS. Many will 13th annual reading of audience paying very close The group of women reality and impressed with dinner for two, and, in the recognize it as... the Vagina Monologues, attention to the messages before me on stage showed the dramatization. spirit of sexual liberty, an Full op-ed on page 7 written by Eve Ensler behind the costumes and the way the female gender The somberness of electronic phallus as the and presented by the smiles. is disadvantaged in each monologue was coveted grand prize. Women's Fencing team The women who Western society through intertwined with light Like many renditions of WORLD NEWS in collaboration with performed donned red and the tales of tumescence, humor, keeping true to the the past, last Thursday’s other students, faculty, black garb with binders to grief, inequality, and manner in which a real performance in Debaun Crimea to vote to split and the College of Arts match, united under the emotional exhaustion. victim might reenact her served as part of the from Ukraine, join and Letters. guise of womanhood. Some of the stories background. V-Day movement, a Russia The Vagina As the stage lights were so unnerving that As is common in global initiative to end Monologues, as the pooled about their feet, it seemed a miracle the dramatic readings, violence against women SIMFEROPOL, Ukraine name implies, is a the faces of the readers original characters of there were moments of and girls for good. (AP) - Ukraine lurched to-ward series of biographical were darkened; the the stories were able discomfort (i.e. when Proceeds from the Stevens breakup Thursday as lawmakers snippets that describe mild ambiguity of each to live to tell the tale. the reality of gender production of the Vagina in Crimea... the experiences of woman’s identity must Each monologue caused discrimination smacks you Monologues were donated Full story on page 10 women who have dealt have served as a motif: empathy to sink into each in the face). Nevertheless, with sexual harassment, that these occurrences can seat, and the contagion of the performance was See MONOLOGUE, page 6 Colorado launches campaign to stop stoned Stevens students in search of work flock to Stevens Italian Club hosts first driving DENVER (AP) - Colorado is Spring Career Fair Cannoli eating competition spending $1 million on television ads making fun of marijuana us- by LIANA CURRY- ployers in one fell swoop tion Corporation, and ers who space out during every- DE SALAS before graduation. Out of Verizon. High corporate day tasks: an effort to stop stoned the 119 attending compa- turnout combined with driving... The Spring Career nies, some of the more fa- high student attendance Fair was held among mous names included Citi- made for a tightly packed Full story on page 11 a wealth of events this group, Colgate-Palmolive Schaefer gymanasium. Wednesday, March 5th. Company, Ericsson, Exx- Overall, the event was Currently unemployed onMobil, the FBI, Johnson orderly despite incred- SPORTS graduating seniors took & Johnson, Liberty Sci- ibly high turnout, which this event quite seriously ence Center, Mars Global may be explained by Women's softball as it was one of their fi- Services (responsible for some of the protocols reloaded for vigorous nal chances to impress M&Ms), MIT Lincoln enforced by the event's 2014 season numerous potential em- Labs, Tishman Construc- host, the Office of Ca- SSI - After posting back-to- reer Development. back, double-digit win seasons in Upon entry to Schae- Ian Marcellana prepares to eat cannoli. Joseph A. Brosnan 2011 and 2012, the Stevens Insti- fer, students were re- tute of Technology softball team quired to hand represen- by JOSEPH A. BROSNAN just hold true. struggled in 2013... tatives a copy of their The main draw to the Full story on page 12 resume as well as dem- It was a monumental night event wasn’t just the cannoli, onstrate their Stevens ID. for the Stevens Italian Club. however, it was also the thrill Wrestling senior Ryan Ostensibly, such mea- In semesters past there have of competition. “It brings a Dormann qualifies sures were enforced to been “Cannoli Nights”, but competitive to it,” said for Division III preserve the advantage of never before has there been a David Thomasevich, the SIC Championships Stevens students (hence, Cannoli Night with a Cannoli Vice President. Thomasevich Stevens) in a currently eating competition, exactly the commented on how the SSI - Senior Ryan Dormann ferocious job market. purpose of the event hosted in competition expanded the earned a fourth berth to the After passing through BC-122 on Friday, February number in attendance. Not only NCAA Championships by way this security check, stu- 28. did people come to eat cannoli of second place at 184 lbs. to dents were greeted with The revitalized “Cannoli in vigorous competition lead the Stevens Institute of the sight of hundreds of Night” grossed a net total of against one another, but others Technology... company representatives well over 290 peoplewho ate cannoli while spectating on Full story on page 12 positioned around long, collectively ate all 900 the competition. corporate-paraphernalia- cannoli, well before the The competition was well Opinion: 2-4, 7 covered tables, shiny event’s intended end at 8:30 structured, with eight teams stationery, and a sea of p.m.. Instead, the event ran of five individuals each. Some FUNNIEs: 5 bodies covered in suits. from about 6:30 p.m. to 7:45 of the teams were just groups CAmpus news: 6 Depending on the pop- p.m.. In response to the vast of friends, while others were FEATURes : 8-9 ularity of an attending appetite for the Italian dessert, representatives of sororities World News: 10-11 company, a line some- Stevens Italian Club President, and fraternities. In each times snaked in front of Tommaso Di Gesaro declared competition, twenty of the Sports: 12 said organization's table. that “next year, I promise you fried sweets were presented Career Development dis- 2000 cannoli!” Based on the to each team. One individual tributed a booklet to each sheer quantity of attendance from each would start off Charles Romaniello is dressed to impress. LiAna Curry-De Salas and rate at which cannoli are See CAREER, page 6 consumed, his promise might See CANNOLI, page 6 PAGE 2 FRIDAY, MARCH 7, 2014 THE STUTE The Stute Opinion The Student Newspaper of Stevens Institute of Technology 111th Volume RALPH E. MOSCATO, Editor-in-Chief VALENTINO IVEZAJ, Managing Editor JOSEPH BROSNAN, Business Manager -Stute Editorial- DENNIS STEWART, Layout Editor JULIA TSAOUSSIS, Features Editor NICOLE FRANKS Passing the torch Photo Editor STAFF & CONTRIBUTORS As I work on my last issue of The Stute ourselves is something I wouldn’t hesitate as Editor-in-Chief, I can’t help but remi- to choose again. To all those who I worked FRANKIE GUARINI TYLER ROMEO OLIVIA MARTINDALE LIANA CURRY-DE SALAS nisce about all of the stories I’ve witnessed with on a weekly basis over the years, EMA TASMIN over the years. From the selection of its thank you for making this journey so re- new logo to the inauguration of its seventh warding. Thursdays will never be the same. 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No part thereof may be reproduced in any form, in whole or in part, without the written consent of the Executive Editor. Reproduction will be assumed to be done at the predetermined price of $100.00 per instance. Cited references of The Stute are permitted. Copyright © 2014 The Stute -Technically Speaking- -The Stute Smackdown- Major TLS security vulnerabilities The post- Raw that we deserved spoilers and killing the show numerous characters and sto- discovered in Apple, Linux for me. However, fear not rylines. readers of “The Stute Smack- Upon NXT ArRIVAL, by TYLER ROMEO vulnerable to attack, and it puters with Mavericks or down”, your weekly dose of an event that I would like to is suspected that the Linux later has the issue. Appar- only in spend more time reviewing, This week has been a vulnerability may have ex- ently the issue was caused The Stute; I have decided to, the NXT Superstars and Di- terrible week for computer isted for the past decade by programmer error, henceforth, watch the Euro- vas put on a five-star quality security. As a quick primer, without being noticed. This where Apple developers pean edition of SmackDown show from start to finish. The there is a technology called is a major problem and it accidentally wrote an ex- which airs before Thursday pinnacle of the night was the TLS. Many will recognize demonstrates that computer tra line of code that caused and review NXT on a one- match between and it as “HTTPS”, and it is the security is a never-ending the security-critical code to week delay. This week, I’ll , a rematch from protocol that is used to en- process of finding flaws misbehave. Fortunately, the mention SmackDown and their “match of the year”- crypt almost all traffic on and fixing them. latest version of iOS is no FRANKIE "CHOPS" NXT briefly, as Raw is the fo- worthy two-out-of-three-falls the Internet. It is a critical Apple's vulnerability was longer vulnerable and an GUARINI cus, but the format of the col- match some months ago. If part of the Internet infra- the first to be discovered. update for OS X was issued umn will officially change in you are not interested, jaded, structure. It provides secu- Apple issued an update for just a few days ago as well. Sophomore Art & two weeks. or curious about wrestling, rity for banks, Google, and iOS that listed the issue. Despite the severity of Technology and This past Friday’s Smack- this match is the epitome of just about any website that The vulnerability opened the Apple bug, it pales in Science, Technology & Down, coincidentally or not, what professional wrestling has password login. Within up iOS and OS X users to a comparison to the Linux Society Double Major was also one of the better is about. I cannot recom- mere days of each other, “man in the middle” attack, bug. Specifically, the Linux SmackDowns in recent mem- mend this match enough – two vulnerabilities in TLS which is when a malicious bug was found in a piece of Following the Elimination ory. That WWE is stepping up and won’t, because I have to were discovered in Apple attacker intercepts infor- software called GnuTLS, Chamber pay-per-view on their game at last is remark- move on – but this is a match and Linux, respectively. mation sent between a user which is the TLS imple- February 23, the WWE Uni- able, especially after months that will be recorded in his- The Apple vulnerability af- and a website, and alters mentation used by hun- verse expected a spectacular of television which had many tory as one of the best in the fects both iOS and OS X. that information in trying dreds of Linux and Linux- Raw. With the WWE Net- good moments but ultimately professional wrestling indus- Both issues have already to trick the user. The bug based operating systems work launching, can be characterized by the try, and that is not an under- been patched and fixed, but was only introduced in OS returning, and the rumored word “meh.” Essentially, statement. NXT Women’s both left systems massively X 10.9, so only Apple com- See TLS, page 4 return of SmackDown showcased Champion defeated (which came true), there was Batista as “The Animal Un- Emma to retain her title in no way that the post-Elimina- leashed” with Batista address- a well-fought contest, Too tion Chamber Raw could not ing the WWE Universe’s re- Cool returned, Scotty 2 Hotty be a fantastic show. Unfortu- jection of him since his return and Grandmaster Sexay fall- nately, as you might gather to Raw two months ago. His ing victim to the NXT Tag by the title of this column and promo was great, as he is de- Team Champions, Konnor my leading phrasing, it was fining his uncaring, “deal with and , The Ascension, boring and uneventful despite it” character very well, akin and Adrian Neville defeated the three aforementioned rat- to his work in 2010 as a heel. NXT Champion ings boosters. However, this Dolph Ziggler, who mocked for the NXT Championship. past Monday, exactly one Batista, challenged him to a This was the first-ever lad- week after a lackluster follow- match, then hit Batista with der match in NXT, and Nev- up Raw to the pay-per-view, an unsuspecting dropkick, af- ille and Dallas put on a great WWE delivered one of its ter which he interrupted Ba- show, putting everything they better Raws in months. tista. Ziggler looked strong. had into this match, taking Before I dive into Raw, In the match that would oc- risks that paid off immensely, however, a fraction of you cur later in the night, Batista creating a memorable main (which is a fraction of a frac- beat Ziggler in a solid contest, event for the first NXT pay- tion of the readers of The establishing his dominance per-view. With last week’s Stute) might be wondering by hitting Ziggler with three SmackDown and NXT being why SmackDown and NXT spinebusters to end the match. excellent, it is certainly fitting were not reviewed in the last Other notable events included that WWE continues their issue. The reason for this is the confrontation between streak of quality television scheduling. SmackDown is and The with Raw (hopefully this con- taped on Tuesdays and airs on Shield, which set up the two tinues with this week’s NXT Fridays, while NXT is taped teams’ match on Raw, and and SmackDown). on Wednesday, airing Thurs- the beginning of the break-up Raw began with the sound day. This column is com- between The Real Americans, of static, a guitar riff playing pleted before Thursday night, as Jack Swagger and Cesaro throughout the speaker sys- leaving no way for me to began showing some tension. tem as “Cult of Personality” view this week’s SmackDown Overall, it was a good show or NXT without reading the which continued developing See RAW, page 4 THE STUTE FRIDAY, MARCH 7, 2014 PAGE 3 -Senioritis- Campus Pulse Have you heard? Roving Reporter: After several long hours of re- Xbox,” or “13-year-olds to sue for “What are you looking forward search, I’ve decided I can barely an iPhone.” tell the difference between gossip The story is, naturally, of inter- to after Spring Break?" and news anymore. I mean, there est to students and parents. The is some information which is obvi- outcome of the case is also impor- ously news, such as school being tant because in court, all is based closed due to snow or the results on previous legal cases. But real- of the Olympics, but I think we’re istically, the story is entertainment. approaching a point in which news HOWIE ALLEN Any good news story is overhyped and gossip are slowly blending. At and mentions different details de- least, on the Internet that is. Sure, Senior Mechanical pending on how the media wants you can always count on The Stute Engineering Major the story to sound. In some ver- to bring you reliable information, sions, some media refers to Can- but the line between relevant and parents’ lawyer claims that their ning as “a high school honor stu- "UNITY." "APO." entertaining has changed for me. daughter is constantly disobedi- dent and cheerleader,” while others One of the stories I’ve been fol- ent and voluntarily left when giv- say she’s simply “18-year-old Ra- -Jeremiah Ybanez -Brad Bonin lowing recently is about Rachel en the opportunity, whereas Can- chel Canning.” Some stories cite Canning, an 18-year-old who left ning’s lawyer claims the parents that she’s been living with a friend her parent’s home in November, failed to provide a stable environ- whose father is paying for the and is currently suing them for the ment for the girl emotionally. Can- court proceedings. Others omit this remainder of her high-school tu- ning's lawyer also claims that she in favor of mentioning Canning’s ition and further support into col- does not have adequate funds to past eating disorder, or reminding lege. The exact nature of the case support her high school and col- people that her father is Lincoln is a tad fuzzy, but it appears that lege expenses, and that her parents Park Police Chief Sean Canning. after a dispute about house rules, evicted her for not following house In my opinion, news is telling Canning left her parent’s home and rules, which qualifies as aban- people the facts. Selecting facts has been living with a friend while donment. As of the time of writ- that seem to tell a better story is still attending high school. ing, the judge for the case has not gossiping. And while I acknowl- As per typical legal affairs, made any rulings, fearing setting edge that I write for a newspaper, both sides are making stronger a legal precedent which would al- I always do my best to report all of "Being nostalgic "Playing more lacrosse claims than strictly necessary. The low “12-year-olds to sue for an the important facts I can find. after spring break." and winning Empire 8." -Matthew Heinrich -Julia Loria -Scientific Curmudgeon- What should we teach when we teach Science Communication? by JOHN HORGAN public. So here is how I've con- information. Some speak This paragraph is dense vinced myself that I'm to my classes; others give We just launched a new with assumptions, so let me qualified to teach science talks to the entire univer- "We'd better be having "Playing basketball." undergraduate program in unpack them a bit. First, communication: first, I've sity. Science Communication at "science communication" decided - yes, self-serv- The journalist Andrew Saturday classes!" Stevens, and I continue ag- encompasses a vast range ingly - that writing is and Revkin recently gave a ter- -Howard Cohen -Ivan "Youngbuck" onizing over what I should of activities: a journal- always will be the most rific public "talk" at Ste- Tobal teach. When I asked the ist like me blogging about important form of science vens about environmental -Omar Ramdam science editor for a major cancer tests, an astrophysi- communication. I also communication. I put quo- -Michael Amatiula publication the skills his cist giving a press confer- have a pretty good bullshit- tation marks around "talk" company looks for in new ence about Earth-sized detector, in part because I above because Andy didn't hires, he replied, "Video." planets beyond our solar have seen so many bogus just talk. He also showed His company, he explained, system, an Eli Lilly sales- scientific claims come and us photographs and blog is increasingly dependent man pitching a new antide- go. posts and videos, and he on revenue from online pressant to a psychiatrist. wrapped things up by pull- video ads for cars, comput- The course description ing out his guitar and sing- Date: 3/8 I'm going to Meaning: Empire State ers, cell phones, and other above also acknowledges, “ ing a rousing song about Building expensive items. The com- implicitly, that few Stevens experiment in carbon. Talk about multi- panies running these video students want to become media communication! ads want them linked to full-time science communi- my classes, and Revkin left me feeling video journalism. cators; most view commu- to encourage more upbeat about science I've never done video nication as a skill that can communication. I've de- Date: 3/9 my students Meaning: Empire State journalism. My students augment their careers in cided that my uncertainty Building no doubt know more about engineering, science, and to experiment. is a feature, not a bug. I'm making videos than I do, business. After all, going to experiment in which isn't saying much. My reference to stu- good science my classes, and to encour- I'm trying to convince my- dents becoming "more age my students to do the self that my shortcomings astute consumers of scien- communicators, same. After all, good sci- Date: 3/10 aren't fatal, and that I can tific information" is espe- ence communicators, like Meaning: Empire State like Revkin, Building fulfill the description of cially important. All of us, tend to be Revkin, tend to be experi- my course "Introduction to whether or not we are full- menters, always seeking Science Communication": time or part-time science experimenters, new ways to enlighten, ex- Students will learn ba- communicators, should be always seeking hort, provoke, persuade. sic skills required for re- informed about issues like I've even decided to in- Date: 3/11 searching, analyzing, and global warming, geneti- new ways to corporate video journalism Meaning: Empire State communicating science- cally modified food, and enlighten, into my courses. I'm going Building related topics, especially Cybersecurity. Right? exhort, provoke, to make my students pres- those with important ethi- Being a smart consum- ent video versions of their cal, political, and economic er requires assessing the persuade.” final papers and teach me implications… The course credibility - and weighing how they did it. Date: 3/12 will help students become the risks and benefits - of John Horgan directs the Meaning: Empire State Building more astute consumers scientific claims. In other Of course, my bullshit- Center for Science Writ- Date: Friday, March 7th Meaning: Empire State Building of scientific information, words, you need a good detector isn't infallible, and ings, which is part of the prepare them for careers bullshit detector. My hope my writing style, sadly, College of Arts & Letters. in science journalism and/ is that my students, if they doesn't appeal to every- This column is adapted or science communication enter science-related pro- one. To compensate for from one originally pub- Date: 3/13 Meaning: Empire State for corporate, governmen- fessions, will also switch my shortcomings, I thus lished on his Scientific Building tal and nonprofit organiza- their bullshit detectors on expose my students to lots American blog, "Cross- tions, and teach engineer- themselves, and consider of other science commu- check." ing and science majors the social, political, and nicators, who employ dif- how to communicate more ethical implications of their ferent methods for finding, effectively to peers and the own work. assessing, and transmitting

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Champsions came after Rollins tried to tag a “B+ player” isn’t bad, and the night, now took on threw a lifeless Bryan into and , defended in Dean Ambrose and Roman that he shouldn’t be angry. Jack Swagger as a result of WWE World Heavyweight RAW their titles against Jimmy Reigns, both of them missing Bryan and begin to Swagger costing Cesaro the Champion , who Continued from page 2 and Jey, . It was a from the apron because they get in each other’s face before match. Unsurprisingly, Ce- was sitting ringside watching solid contest, the usual ex- were occupied elsewhere. McMahon calls out to saro cost Swagger the match the match. Batista threw Bry- filled the arena. The Chicago citement brought to the show When Ambrose was crawl- diffuse the situation, only to this time, hitting Big E with an back into the ring, trying crowd, home to the recently by The Usos, but the end of ing to tag in Rollins, Rol- be knocked to the floor by a the Neutralizer, Swagger los- to win the match, but Orton departed CM Punk, was buzz- this match was not the same lins dropped down from the dive by Bryan. Security takes ing by disqualification. Per- entered and interfered. Then, ing from the get-go with “CM as that at Elimination Cham- apron and walked away to the Bryan away, and The Author- haps nothing at face value, chaos ensued. Punk” chants before his sig- ber, for The Usos won their ramp, leaving Ambrose and ity states that Bryan will face this segment was key in the Orton attempted to hit an nature entrance music inter- first WWE World Tag Team Reigns for dead against The Batista tonight in the main Real Americans feud, as Ce- RKO on Batista, but Bryan rupted them. After a few - Championship. It was an ex- Wyatt Family, Wyatt pinning event. saro and Swagger exchanged hit his finishing maneuver, ments, walked citing moment, as The Usos Ambrose for the victory. This In a match to promote shoves with the confrontation the running knee, taking out out instead of Punk. Sitting have been the best non-Shield is the first marquee develop- guest host , who ending with Cesaro holding the champion. Bryan then cross-legged in the center of or Wyatt Family tag team in ment in The Shield break-up is promoting his film Need Swagger in position for the attacked a lunging Kane, the ring, mimicking Punk’s WWE. The Usos are young, storyline, and it was a good for Speed, Dolph Ziggler en- Cesaro Swing. The two made knocking him into Triple H style of promo delivery, Hey- extraordinarily talented in one. The inevitable inter-team ters the arena with Paul in a up at the begging of their who was outside of the ring. man began to tell the WWE the ring, and have proven match for The Shield at Wres- Shelby Mustang. In a match manager, Zeb Colter, but the Triple H enters the ring to a Universe that it was their fault that they can speak when it tleMania 30 will be historic against , Zig- job was done as tension con- downed Bryan, telling him he that CM Punk left. Not be- counts, so the future is un- for so many reasons, namely gler picks up the victory via tinues to be teased for this tag was tired of his fantasy before fore long, Heyman explained doubtedly bright for the sons because The Shield has been distraction from Paul, con- team break-up, a match that being nailed in the face with a that Punk’s downward spiral of WWE Legend . arguably the best faction in tinuing to make Ziggler look will almost certainly happen sharp kick by Bryan. In a rage began when The Undertaker Next, Intercontinental professional wrestling for strong for the second show in at WrestleMania 30. Triple H picks up a lifeless defeated him at WrestleMa- Champion Big E took on Ce- several years, perhaps only a row, a sign of good things The final point of develop- Bryan, having just been hit nia 29, immediately relating saro. This is a repeat of last outpaced by the recent Wyatt for his future. ment before the main event, with the Batista Bomb, and the real-life events of Punk’s Raw, when the same events Family. One of the more exciting came out to the hits him with the Pedigree. departure to the storyline with occurred, as fellow Real With some events of lesser moments of the night, the late ring to call out . McMahon mocks Bryan with the Heyman-managed Brock American Jack Swagger in- importance, Emma and Santi- Paul Bearer was announced Wyatt appeared with Luke a “Yes!” chant, Triple H’s mu- Lesnar and The Undertaker terfered in Cesaro’s match, no Marella defeated Summer as the fourth inductee in the Harper and sic plays, and Raw ends. for WrestleMania 30. Soon, attacking Big E and costing Rae and in a mixed WWE Hall of Fame. For and the TitanTron, and Wyatt I understand this was an Lesnar made his way to the him the victory. Swagger’s gender tag team match, and those of you who don’t know, said that he was going to “put extraordinarily long piece, ring, stating that the crowd interference is a continuation defeated Christian, Bearer was the manager of Cena down,” telling him to and I won’t pad it any further. can chant for their “baby of the tension between The furthering their feud. The Undertaker in the 1990s, “follow the buzzards” before The sheer amount of words boy,” but Lesnar will defeat Real Americans, a theme that enters the at the beginning of his ca- disappearing. Now, for the that can describe this event The Undertaker at Wrestle- will play out later in the night ring to thunderous cheering, reer. Bearer used to look like main event of the night, about suggests two things. This Raw Mania. inter- again. saying that he won’t leave a corpse with his pale white 1,800 words in, this Raw was was excellent; it should be rupted Lesnar, heading down Another Elimination the ring until Batista or Triple make-up and carried around capped off with such a rich watched. The “Road to Wres- to the ring to attack Lesnar, Chamber rematch, The Shield H fights him tonight and at an urn, which was the source close, really rounding out the tleMania” was beginning to Henry soon being crashed took on The Wyatt Family WrestleMania 30 respective- of The Undertaker’s strength. excellence of this Raw. The get exciting after the Elimi- through a table with the F5. again. I could spent countless ly. Triple H’s entrance music Many in the industry believe first two-thirds of the match nation Chamber, but it finally The Heyman-Lesnar segment, paragraphs describing just hits, and he and Stephanie that The Undertaker would were great, as Bryan domi- feels like WrestleMania sea- next to having CM Punk him- how great this rematch was, McMahon, The Authority, not be the legend he is today nated Batista in a believable son at last. With four Raws self at Raw, was the best way continuing to comes to the ring and begin if it were not for Bearer. His fashion. As Bryan was on the left before WrestleMania 30, to begin Raw and was only amaze with his flips out of to berate Bryan. McMahon death last year was the driving cusp of winning, The Author- I speak on behalf of every fan the beginning of the great the ring, still landing on his claims that The Author- force of the CM Punk/Under- ity and Kane made their way of the WWE and professional things in this Raw. feat, and Bray Wyatt proving ity “made” Daniel Bryan, and taker feud, and while he was to the ring, giving Batista time wrestling when I say that A rematch from Elimina- why he is undeniably main that he would not be where he not alive to see it, it was some to take advantage of the dis- I hope WWE continues its tion Chamber, The New Age event material. The key sto- is today without them. Triple of his best work yet. traction and throw Bryan into trend of quality, because 2014 Outlaws, WWE Tag Team ryline element of this match H reminds Bryan that being In his second match of the steel steps. Batista then can be the year of the WWE.

Apple vulnerability, this was more computers than the Linux vulnerability has been It is extremely coinciden- ers immediately update their also caused by programmer Apple bug. Linux is used around since 2005. That tal that both of these vulner- devices. Real world exploits TLS error, and has since been by thousands of computers, means most of the comput- abilities popped up within and attacks have already Continued from page 2 patched and fixed in a secu- mostly servers. In addition, ers on the Internet have had days of each other, especial- been demonstrated and pub- rity update to the software. unlike the Apple bug, which a major security vulnerabil- ly given the severity of both lished online, so any users The difference, however, is was introduced in OS X ity for almost the past ten cases. It is recommended who do not update soon will across the world. Like the that this bug affects many 10.9, it is suspected that the years. that all Linux and Apple us- be extremely vulnerable.

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Join The Stute! Meetings are Tuesdays at 9:15 p.m. on the second floor of Jacobus HALL PAGE 6 FRIDAY, MARCH 7, 2014 THE STUTE Campus News Entertainment Committee hosts Island themed "Duck After Dark" by OLIVIA MARTINDALE intensely on a 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle with a picture of a beach; On Friday the 28th, at others were more involved in arts 9:00 p.m., the Entertainment and crafts and either painted little Committee hosted an event magnets during the event or made in Jacobus Lounge that took decorations with foam stickers students minds off winter and for their room. Content and full, the crazy cold weather outside. some students left the event early. Named Duck After Dark: Island A lot of students attended Cannoli Paradise, the event centered Night earlier and decided to stop on a tropical island theme and by for more food. Students were aimed to provide a relaxing and free to come and go throughout enjoyable atmosphere. Platters of the night, which contributed to food were served and the event the very laid-back atmosphere of gave students a great opportunity the event. to wind down from a hectic week Last but certainly not least, a of academics and stress. Reggae band came in to perform During the event, Jacobus throughout the event and added Lounge was transformed; the much liveliness to the crowd of entire room was decorated with students in the lounge. The band a tropical island theme and there played a lot of music, some of were drink stands that were which added a touch of islander, extensively decorated. Soda, rhythm, and blues to current water, and Capri Sun were served pop hits. Students danced and in several tubs made out of air jammed to the music and as the filled tubes. Even the drink cooler was festive for the event. Joseph A. Brosnan night progressed, the band started Towards the side of the playing popular dance music that room, platters of Cuban food Network twice, on both Bobby with ground meat), chicken to try the unknown and ended up got a lot more students involved, were served for students to Flay's "Throwdown with Bobby empanadas, beef empanadas, enjoying what was served. such as the Cha-Cha and Cotton- try and experiment. All of the Flay" and Guy Fieri's "Diners, arroz con pollo (chicken with In addition, numerous activities Eyed Joe. The music played on food was ordered from local Drive-Ins and Dives." The food rice), carne guisada (beef and were offered to the students that through the night, lasting until Hoboken restaurant La Isla, served included rice, beans, papa potato stew), and maduros attended the Duck After Dark the very last hour of the very last which has featured on Food rellenos (mashed potato stuffed (plantain). Many students elected event. Some students worked day of February.

half in the auditorium consider include the sheer Several points of inter- database administration easily gleaned insight number of students com- est concerning job appli- abounded, sometimes even Monologue to a long tumultuous Career peting for jobs with the cations follow. Although within the same company. Continued from page 1 history of the female Continued from page 1 same employers as well many companies did col- A point of interest to sexual experience and as the varying amount of lect resumes, a large num- newer students is that any the consequent uprising time spent not only be- ber of them encouraged on- student could attend the towards Women Rising, against corruption. attending student contain- tween speaking at different line applications. A related Fair as long as they met a charity organization However long they ing information about each booths, but also waiting point is that a number of aforementioned specified that provides shelter and practiced, the women of company including a short for a chance to speak with companies this year looked entry requirements above. psychological support Stevens performing that description of the compa- the employer's representa- for "computer-related ma- A surprising number of for victims of LGBTQ+ night did a fantastic job, ny, the company name, and tive. Students also were jors" and "computer sci- companies sought summer intolerance and domestic and did great justice to the majors they eyed for required to navigate the ence majors" to fulfil the intern candidates includ- violence throughout the this revolutionary work full-time jobs. Although gym while stepping around related jobs. The type of ing Mars Inc., NASDAQ United States. of art. 3 hours seemed like an their peers, who were not- positions and their direct OMX, and ADP. Such Overall, it was an honor Remember, this is abundance of time for stu- ing information concern- relevance to major-related points may interest young- to find the time to attend an annual event, and is dents to visit all applicable ing recently-visited booths material varied; positions er students considering the Vagina Monologues surely an eye-opener for booths, this may not have in their portfolios or rear- in development, system attending the Spring Fair this year. An hour and a students of all genders. been so. Several factors to ranging them. administration, as well as next year. THE STUTE FRIDAY, MARCH 7, 2014 PAGE 7

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by LIANA CURRY- audience by announcing as ruining Thanksgiving DE SALAS the start of the (implied) dinner was the only person real Off-Center show. It who lived with his father While many students turned out that Off-Center, was left alone to eat all headed home, Off-Center Redshift, The Clubbing Thanksgiving food. held their “Annual Leap Seals Club, and at least 2 Other important skits Day Show” on both Friday, other clubs had registered are summarized. An February 28, and Saturday, the same room at the same inspired author creates March 1. On Saturday, time. Blame was placed a story in which “Plot” Leprecon – the big drinking squarely on the Registrar. is a horse driven by event in Hoboken which After the situation was Characters with different has replaced Saint Patrick sorted out, Goff asked to Personalities. In another Day’s Parade – occurred; join Off-Center. He gave skit, many interview this caused some in the this ringing endorsement candidates are attempting audience to fear rowdiness of himself, “I don’t have to gain employment at a from attendees of the event experience, am not good dead-end job and discover coming to Off-Center. on stage, and am not that even their interviewer Luckily Off-Center was funny.” DiCola did not is still in the process more rowdy than any seem concerned about it of interviewing. Yet drunken observers of the jokingly saying “you’ll fit another skit goes on the show. An “Ask the Expert” right in, let’s go!” premise that a city with a question concerned the Another notable skit was reputation for being highly side of the crowd which one commenting on the dangerous (either Paterson would be more boisterous. panic over the impending or Camden) is actually a After the usual “Ask six to twelve inch snowfall. good town. The numerous the Expert” festivities, As the professor Prospective inner city residents arrive at their incongruent home, Off-Center sketch. LiAna Curry-De Salas deaths are actually caused the show began with a lectured, he received a by realtors and property show within a show in notification on his cell hired and would make While everyone began to the son responded “I don’t vendors murdering those which new member Kenny phone that “all classes (that $100,000.00 a year. wail with grief, one more have anything I’m grateful threatening to reveal Goff delivered his first day) were cancelled until Problem was that they notification came in saying for… I hate this family”. the conspiracy. The performance. He made 11:00 p.m.”. One student wouldn’t survive long “students can now use The father figure asked perceived crime levels are quite half-hearted, cliché received a notification enough to enjoy their the other doors to enter the entire family what they artificially created to keep jokes while reading from that students would not newfound wealth because Howe”. didn’t like about each other. down housing prices and a paper. He was obviously have classes for the rest the sun was not in the solar Off-Center also The daughter, who had maintain the community’s nervous; Goff paced of the week. Cancellations system anymore. In the created a skit riffing on no complaints about her gated status. frantically and his voice progressed to the point in words of the notification, Thanksgiving traditions. family, revealed that she Hart Welles was the reduced in volume and which students received “President Farvardin is The illusion of a happy was pregnant. Her mother, musical guest at this coherency. Just as Goff their degrees due to sending our best scientists four member family broke a housewife, revealed that event, performing “Candy was reduced to uttering escalating alarming to look for it.” The solar and erupted after the she had been cheating on Man” while Off-Center meaningless phrases, weather conditions. system’s death would obligatory “what are you her husband with someone distributed tons of candy Frank DiCola rescued the All students were also occur in the next two hours. thankful for?” to which else. The son who was seen to the audience.

in the lineup. The first team place. Yuriy Kaunzinger and Ian but emotionally draining.” Night and Cannoli Eating to eat all twenty cannoli was Once the teams were done, Marcellana, who clocked Marcellana admitted “Yuriy Competition can be expected Cannoli declared the victor. In this individual face-offs began. in at about 36 seconds with is a great competitor, and he’ll sometime next semester, all Continued from page 1 particular competition, the Instead of being a part of a Marcellana finishing only make for a great teammate students can look forwards to Blue Team was the number relay race, each person was half a second behind. When in Varsity Cannoli.” At press the SIC’s next event, Make one team with a time of four required to eat just four cannoli asked about the results of time, there is still no Stevens Your Own Nutella Pizza eating the first four, and then minutes and 25 seconds, just as quickly as they could. The their face off, Kaunzinger Varsity Cannoli Eating Team. Night, coming up after spring tag out to the next member beating out team Delts for first two fiercest competitors were explained “It was delicious, While the next Cannoli break on Friday, March 21.

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by JULIA TSAOUSSIS reality, let’s clear the air on a lottery numbers and could numbers within your class few topics: pull you into a spot into more - it is totally random. And Saturday, March 1 The enrollment at Stevens 1. As you know, Davis, desirable real estate. no given room is designated is getting bigger, and Hayden, and Humphreys are 3. On that note, your RMS to any one class, either. Hoboken is staying the same exclusively for freshmen, ID is a five-digit number However, they are assigned Application Deadline size. Surely with limited and so are the first four that you can find on the by gender - the school does space and time, this will be floors of Castle Point Hall. application website. Don’t this in order to assure that the most difficult year for What you might not know mix it up with your Student the ratio of male-to-female housing yet. Everyone’s is that CPH will be 100% ID number or your lottery rooms is the same as the ratio clamoring for River or freshmen in the coming year. number…this blunder is of male-to-female students. scraping together all the Jonas, Palmer, and River more common than you’d Don’t get discouraged if Wednesday, March 5 friends they have, hoping for Terrace are exclusively for think. you don’t get the room you the possibility to cash in on upperclassmen. 4. If you owe any money originally hoped for, because someone else’s good lottery 2. The policy on room to the school (i.e. have any each building has perks Room Retention for number. And from here retention has changed, so holds on your account), you you might not find if you’d on out, the class sizes are only students living in SLH will not receive your lottery lived elsewhere. That being only going to grow - at this are able to definitively keep number in time for your said, make sure to take your Leased Housing ONLY rate, they’ll have to open up their current rooms for next year’s designated selection schedule and extracurriculars Hoxie House. year if they so choose. All day, and thus you might not into account when choosing 12 PM - Midnight Nevertheless, there’s on-campus housing is up for get the room of your choice. your housing. no need to give up hope. grabs. So gather up your pals, You should always keep Stevens has a myriad Stevens won’t kick you to the exchange lottery numbers track of your finances, but if of housing options, with a curb; housing is guaranteed and RMS IDs, and agree on you haven’t this is the time to variety that is hard to find at for all students. The process a place - or five - you’d like start. other schools. is competitive, but not to occupy in the coming year. 5. Unlike in the scheduling On behalf of The Stute, we Thursday, March 6 difficult. And to help you If possible, talk to your older process, there is no basis for wish you all the best of luck separate the rumors from the friends. They have better the assignment of lottery in your search. Roommate Pull In 12 PM - Midnight Jonas Hall Resident Assistants: Anna Debella, Joe Lynch, Jorge Rivera- Reyes, Ian Marcellana, Radhika Kasabwala, Ryan Charterina Thursday, March 13 Jonas Hall, also beds, two desks, and a shower, toilet, and sink Upper Campus RA Office known as "Tech Hall," night table. There are sets with a mirror. There are resides in front of the third is a residence hall on the of shelves on both sides of also two shelves in the floor entrance, so residents Lottery Numbers Emailed north side of campus. It is the room, with ample space bathroom with plenty of locked out of their rooms filled with double rooms for TVs, a microwave, room for toiletries need not travel far to find with one triple on each textbooks, notebooks, etc. The even numbered someone to unlock their floor, each with their own There are also two sets of floors of Jonas Hall doors. bathroom. The rooms are drawers and shelves built have small lounges, with As of this year, Jonas spacious, not crowded or into one of the walls, with couches, chairs, and a table Hall houses freshmen in Tuesday, March 18 cramped as dorm rooms an adequate amount of for eating or studying at. addition to upperclassmen. sometimes are. The default space for a small wardrobe. The odd numbered floors Another plus is the setup of a room in Jonas The bathroom has a have kitchens with a sink, addition of free washing Seniors Sign-Up has two separate twin complete bathtub and stove, table and chairs. The machines and dryers. 12 PM - Midnight 538 washington Wednesday, March 19 Resident Assistant: Olivia Schultz 538 Washington is off-campus residences, 538 only one washer and dryer, and police sirens, but after the closest off-campus is entirely Stevens students. which are coin operated a few weeks you get used Juniors Sign-Up housing. Like most of It’s much closer to campus, and on the second floor. to it. The best part of 538 the other off-campus but the apartments are It’s right on Washington Washington is that it is 12 PM - Midnight residences, 538 is arranged smaller than Shipyard Street, which is fantastic close to campus, close to as a quad, with a kitchen, or 800 Madison, and the since it allows you Washington Street, and has living room, two bedrooms, furnishings aren’t as nice. quick and easy access to a decent living room and and two bathrooms shared There’s no elevator, which restaurants and shopping. kitchen so you can cook among four students. is less than ideal for a five- Washington Street can be your own food without Thursday, March 20 Unlike most of the other story building. There’s somewhat noisy with cars needing a meal plan. Sophomores Sign-Up River Terrace 12 PM - Midnight Resident Assistants: Vasili Pantazis, Dan Scholl, Jon Endrikat, Aleesha Chisolm, Sara Savoia The River Terrace suites Doubles” that feature a There is a laundry room academic buildings, and as are the newest on-campus separate lounge room with in the basement with four such it is highly sought after Tuesday, March 25 dorms, and they show it. kitchenette. Triples are washers, four dryers, and by upperclassmen looking The rooms are large and divided into a single and vending machines. The for convenient access to accessible. The suites are double with a large common elevator is well maintained, classes. In addition to the Wednesday, March 26 divided several ways, split space. Quads have two although not always clean convenience, River Terrace between two, three, or singles, a double, a common on weekends. now does not require a four residents. Doubles space, and a second River Terrace is the meal plan to live there, only Current Freshmen Sign-Up are actually “Deluxe bathroom. housing option closest to the DuckBills. 12 PM - Midnight Meal Plan Options Ultimate Access with $100 Duckbills Flexible Access with $100 Duckbills Ultimate Access with $300 Duckbills Flexible Access with $300 Duckbills Ultimate Access with $500 Duckbills Flexible Access with $500 Duckbills THE STUTE FRIDAY, MARCH 1, 2013 PAGE 9

Roving Reporter: Where do you want to live and why?

“River because it’s close and “Off-campus.” “River, because it’s close.” doesn’t require a meal plan.” -Victoria Thomas -Jason Gardella -Keith Libert

“538 Washington because of its “RA at Madison.” “604 River Terrace because it’s spacious.” proximity to campus and the bars.” -Dustin Heitner -Chris Coyle -Chris Iosue 110 Washington 800 Madison Resident Assistant: Caitlyn Hughes Resident Assistants: Lichen Most students don't re- station and next door to each room. There's a full you at all hours of day and alize 110 Washington is Cluck-U, take that as you kitchen including dish- night, as well as the drunks Wang, Shane Raymond, Jen Field Stevens Housing. It's con- will. It's a three-person washer. Overall it's a pretty that you hear coming to veniently located a few apartment, a double and a nice apartment if you don't Cluck-U during the wee Madison is by far the apartment is furnished with blocks from the PATH single with a bathroom in mind the pigeons cooing to hours of the morning. most luxurious Stevens a dishwasher, washer and housing option within dryer unit, a walk-in closet Hoboken. With a ShopRite for the master bedrooms, as across the street, an eas- well as a dining room table 733 JeffeRson ily accessible gym, and a and chairs. You share your lounge with an outdoor pool room with one roommate, Resident Assistant: Andrew Goulding in the center of the building, but the space is so large that Although the apart- from ShopRite, so if you the Hudson Bergen Light choice you have is to walk it’s hard to imagine that it this is a non-issue. As far ments at 733 Jerfferson are like making your own food Rail system. Going to New 15 - 20 minutes to campus. is still part of Stevens Resi- as the distance to the cam- not much to look at, they do it’s very convenient. With York City conveniently takes There is a shuttle service that dence Life. pus goes, it is only a 10-15 showcase hardwood floors, the balcony you get a really about 30 - 45 minutes on the runs from Stevens off-cam- At $6,050/semester, 800 minute walk to class, and of a full kitchen and more than good view of the surrounding light rail and the PATH train. pus housing to the campus, Madison is certainly in the course you can always take enough room for the three buildings and the cliff leading But, being a straight eight but this is more of a courtesy running for most expensive the shuttle. other roommates. It also hap- up to Jersey City. It is also blocks from campus with for the other off-campus resi- dorm, but the amenities If you are fortunate pens to be about two blocks about three blocks away from no nearby parking, the only dences. more than make up for it. enough to get a low lottery The regular two bedroom number, it is highly recom- apartments are more than mended that you opt for Curling club spacious enough. Every Madison. Resident Assistants: Justin Zayak, Bill Capon, Allison Brown shipyard Curling Club apartments fair amount of closet space. your neighbors. parking garage, but there are a decent off-campus It is basically what one The three apartment are also streets only a couple Resident Assistants: housing option. Each apart- would expect of a two bed- buildings are between 11th blocks away that have non- ment has two double bed- room, two bathroom luxury and 12th street on Clinton, permit parking (restricted Sonia Mantzouridou- rooms, two full bathrooms, apartment in Hoboken. The Grand, and Adams, so the only by street sweeping Onasi, Bryan Bonnet an outdoor balcony, a spa- rooms themselves are de- walk to campus takes about schedules). Curling Club cious living/dining room, cently soundproofed, to the 15 minutes. For those with apartments may not be as Shipyard is off-campus designated building key. a rather nice kitchen (in- point where you don’t have automobiles, there is an op- shiny and new as 800 Madi- housing located at 12th and The rooms in Shipyard cluding a dishwasher), an to worry much about being tion to pay $225 per month son, but they are nothing to Hudson St. From campus, are luxury apartment style. in-unit washer/dryer, and a bothered by, or bothering, to be able to park in the sneeze at. Shipyard is about a 10 min- Four people live in a Ship- ute walk. You simply walk yard apartment. There are down frat row, through two bedrooms, two baths, Elysian park, across one a full kitchen, a very large PAlmer Hall more block and voila! living room, and a washer/ You have arrived at Ship- dryer in the apartment. It’s Resident Assistants: Yuriy Kaunzinger, Alexandra Masciana, Gavriella Risman-Jones yard. The walk is really much better than having to enjoyable, not to mention waste your Duckbills at the So maybe you had a bad tucked in the building’s have been known to get lost you're living on the third floor. good exercise, on pleas- dorm laundry room. Ship- experience with your last corners. simply trying to find their way Also, laundry services are ant weather days. Not to yard is also conveniently roommate or maybe you're Each room comes with a to the bathroom. Also, there is limited, with three washers worry: for those dreary located by a Starbucks, looking for the privacy standard bed, desk, and two only one bathroom to service and dryers to service the snow days in January, the Kings, Rite Aid, and PNC that a single room affords. dressers, but comes with a each gender in the entire entire building. There are Stevens shuttle will stop Bank. Families and others Whatever the case, Palmer closet instead of an armoire. building, both located on the only 34 singles and six quads, at Shipyard and take you who are not Stevens stu- Hall exclusively offers single Unfortunately, Stevens bottom floor on opposite sides though, so the proportionality to campus. A grandiose, dents also live in Shipyard, rooms to upperclassmen hired M.C. Escher to design of the building. This means of the laundry amenities is classy lobby greets resi- so it is important to be men and women with quads the building, and students you should expect a hike if actually quite balanced. dents tapping in with their courteous to them. DOUBLE How Many 110 Washington TRIPLE 538 Washington 110 Washington Roommates? 733 Jefferson Lore-El 800 Madison Palmer Hall SINGLE Curling Club River Terrace 110 Washington Jonas Hall Lore-El Lore-El QUAD Palmer Hall River Terrace Palmer Hall River Terrace Shipyard PAGE 10 FRIDAY, MARCH 7, 2014 THE STUTE

Weekly Stock Dow Jones Close: 16,421.89 +149.24 Around the World and Back Exchange: Crimea to vote to split from Ukraine, join Russia SIMFEROPOL, Ukraine part of their gigantic neighbor Moscow, and some Western (AP) — Ukraine lurched to- to the east. economic powerhouses — ward breakup Thursday as “This is our response to the notably Germany — that were lawmakers in Crimea unani- disorder and lawlessness in taking a more dovish line. mously declared they wanted Kiev,” said lawmaker Sergei “Not everyone will be sat- to join Russia and would Shuvainikov. “We will decide isfied with the decision, but I put the decision to voters in our future ourselves.” should say that we did much 10 days. President Barack Ukraine’s prime minister more together than one could Obama condemned the move swiftly denounced the action. have expected several hours and the West answered with “This so-called referendum ago,” said Polish Prime Min- the first real sanctions against has no legal grounds at all,” ister Donald Tusk. Russia. said Arseniy Yatsenyuk. The Meanwhile, in Moscow, a Speaking from the White country’s acting president, prominent member of Rus- House, Obama said any deci- Oleksandr Turchynov, later sia’s parliament, Sergei sions on the future of Crimea, said Ukraine would move to Mironov, said he had intro- a pro-Russian area of Ukraine, dissolve Crimea’s parliament, duced a bill to simplify the must include the country’s but such an action would have procedure for Crimea to join new government. virtually no practical effect. Russia and it could be passed “The proposed referen- In Washington, Obama as soon as next week. Anoth- dum on the future of Crimea signed an executive order au- er senior lawmaker, Leonid would violate the constitution thorizing the Treasury Depart- Slutsky, said the parliament AP Photos / Darko Vojinovic and violate international law,” ment to levy financial sanc- could consider such a motion A Ukrainian Navy officer looks at a decommissioned ship scuttled by the Russian Navy, blockading access for five Obama said. “We are well be- tions against “individuals and after the referendum. Ukrainian Naval vessels now trapped in Myrnyi, Western Crimea as Russian war vessels patrolled just of the coast. yond the days when borders entities” deemed responsible Earlier this week, Putin can be redrawn over the heads for Russia’s military takeover said Russia had no intention the referendum. The vote was a meeting with Russian For- of Russia weapons is just a of democratic leaders.” in Crimea. The U.S. also im- of annexing Crimea, while in- necessary because the city has eign Minister Sergey Lavrov decoration for Putin’s show. Russian President Vladimir posed a separate ban on U.S. sisting its population has the an autonomous status mak- in Rome. Kerry stressed a A decision on occupation has Putin was almost certainly visas for an unspecified and right to determine the region’s ing it separate from the rest of need for a direct Russian- already been made.” behind Thursday’s dramatic unidentified number of people status in a referendum. A pop- Crimea. Ukrainian dialogue and the Svetlana Savchenko, a developments, but it was not the U.S. accuses of threaten- ular vote would give Putin a Crimea’s new leader has importance of allowing inter- Crimean lawmaker, said the clear whether he is aiming for ing Ukraine’s sovereignty and democratic fig leaf for what said pro-Russian forces num- national monitors into Crimea choice she and her fellow dep- outright annexation, or simply territorial borders. would effectively be a formal bering more than 11,000 now and eastern Ukraine, but dip- uties took in favor of joining strengthening his hand in talks In a statement, the White takeover — although it was control all access to the penin- lomatic progress appeared Russia will force Moscow to with the West. House said the penalties too early to tell whether such sula in the Black Sea and have elusive. make a decision. The U.S. moved to impose would target “those who are a move would actually go for- blockaded all military bases In Simferopol, Crimea’s “Now the Russian Federa- financial sanctions and travel most directly involved in de- ward. that have not yet surrendered. capital, about 50 people ral- tion must begin a procedure restrictions on opponents of stabilizing Ukraine, including For Putin, Crimea would EU economic sanctions lied outside the local par- — will it take us in or not?” Ukraine’s new government the military intervention in be a dazzling acquisition, and against Russia could prove liament Thursday waving she said. and the EU also announced Crimea, and does not preclude help cement his authority with painful for Europe since Rus- Russian and Crimean flags. Rustam Temirgaliev, first limited punitive measures further steps should the situ- a Russian citizenry that has in sia could hit back by turning “Russia, defend us from geno- vice premier of the Crimean against Putin’s government, ation deteriorate.” The sanc- recent years shown signs of off the taps to natural gas that cide,” one poster read. government, said prepara- including the suspension of tions were unlikely to directly restiveness and still resents the is an urgent need for many “Only Russia can give tions were already underway trade and visa talks. Both target Putin. loss of the sprawling empire European countries, including us a peaceful life,” declared already to bring Crimea into Washington and the EU said The U.S. actions came as Moscow ruled in Soviet times. regional giant Germany. 35-year-old Igor Urbansky, Russia’s “ruble zone.” they were discussing further EU leaders gathered at an The peninsula was once Rus- The fallout for Europe one of the rally participants. “At the present moment, sanctions. emergency summit in Brus- sia’s imperial , a from any action targeting in- “We are tired of revolu- a large, important group of “I am confident that we sels to put in place their own lush land seized by Catherine fluential Russian oligarchs tions, maidans and conflicts specialists from Russia is at are moving forward together, measures, but appeared split the Great in the 18th century or corporations would also and we want to live peacefully work, preparing to assure the united in our determination to over how forcefully to follow that evokes Russia’s claim to be great. Russian investors in Russia,” he said, evoking entry of Crimea into the Rus- oppose actions that violate in- America’s lead. EU President greatness as a world power. hold assets worth billions in the name of the downtown sian Federation,” Temirgaliev ternational law and to support Herman Van Rompuy said the A referendum had pre- European banks, particularly square in Kiev where tens of said. the government and people of bloc would suspend talks with viously been scheduled in in Britain — which is reluc- thousands of protesters con- At the Ukrainian naval Ukraine,” Obama said. Russia on a wide-ranging eco- Crimea for March 30, but tant to undermine its massive tested the rule of Ukrainian base in Novo-Ozerne, the in- Crimea’s parliament nomic pact and on a visa deal, the question to be put to vot- financial services industry. President Viktor Yanukovych, let leading to the Black Sea rammed through what and would consider further ers was whether their region Russia, the EU’s third biggest who fled to Russia. was blocked Thursday by a amounted to a declaration of measures if Russia does not should enjoy “state autono- trading partner, bought $170 Still not all in the city fa- partially submerged Russian independence from Ukraine, quickly open meaningful dia- my” within Ukraine. billion in European machin- vored the lawmakers’ vote to naval vessel, preventing two announcing it would let the logue. The city legislature in Sev- ery, cars and other exports in secede from Ukraine. Ukrainian ships from leaving Crimean people, 60 percent of The Europeans were di- astopol, the Crimean port that 2012. “This is crazy. Crimea port. Ukrainian sailors said whom are ethnic Russian, de- vided between nations close hosts Russia’s naval base, The U.S. sanctions were has become Putin’s puppet,” the Russians had blown up the cide in a March 16 referedum to Russia’s borders, which voted late Thursday to declare announced as Secretary of said Viktor Gordiyenko, 46. decommissioned vessel over- whether they want to become want the bloc to stand up to itself part of Russia and join State John Kerry headed into “A referendum at gunpoint night. Senate blocks change to military sex assault cases WASHINGTON (AP) — at a news conference. force and common goal to re- U.S. bases in Japan. Bowing to the Pentagon, the “We will not be stopped. duce sexual assault.” Gillibrand, who chairs the Senate agreed after impas- Look, I’ve been here long After blocking Gillibrand’s Senate Armed Services per- sioned debate Thursday to enough to see how sometimes bill, the Senate moved toward sonnel subcommittee, called leave the authority to pros- change is painful and slow. overwhelmingly passage of on Defense Secretary Chuck ecute rapes and other serious But it happens. I’ve seen it. a measure sponsored by Mc- Hagel in a Feb. 10 letter to crimes with military com- And we will see it again,” Caskill and two Republican turn over case information manders in a struggle that said Sen. Barbara Boxer, D- senators — Kelly Ayotte of from four major U.S. bases: highlighted the growing role Calif. New Hampshire and Deb Fort Hood in Texas, Naval of women in Congress. Pentagon leaders vigor- Fischer of Nebraska. That bill Station Norfolk in Virginia, The vote was 55-45 in fa- ously opposed the measure, would eliminate the “good Camp Pendleton Marine vor of stripping commanders as did former prosecutors solider defense” — that a Corps base in California and of that authority, but that was and military veterans in the service member’s character Wright-Patterson Air Force short of the 60 necessary to Senate who argued that com- and military performance can Base in Ohio. Such records move ahead on the legislation manders should have more AP Photos / Charles Dharapak be used in a case — unless would shed more light on sponsored by Sen. Kirsten responsibility, not less, for Sen. Barbara Boxer, D-Calif., left, accompanied by Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand, D- it is directly connected to the how military command- Gillibrand. Her bill would the conduct of the men and N.Y., speaks during a mews conference on Capitol Hill in Washington. allegation. And it would al- ers make decisions about have given the decision to women they lead in war and low sexual assault victims to courts-martial and punish- take serious crimes to courts- peacetime. Sen. Mark Kirk, an original it. Including Gillibrand, the challenge their discharges or ments in sexual assault cases martial to seasoned military “We can’t let the com- sponsor of her measure. Kirk bill had the support of 17 of separation from service. and whether the inconsistent trial lawyers, independent of manders walk away,” in- also got an earful from Sen. the Senate’s 20 women. The bill also calls for a judgments seen in Japan are the chain of command. sisted Sen. Claire McCaskill John McCain, R-Ariz., argu- In two hours of debate, civilian service secretary re- more widespread. The debate and vote were of Missouri, who bemoaned ing against the measure. proponents and opponents view if a prosecutor and com- The AP’s investigation, the culmination of a nearly the tenor of a policy debate Kirk, an Illinois Republi- argued on the Senate floor mander disagree over wheth- which was based on hun- yearlong campaign to curb that pitted her against fellow can, said after the vote that he based on personal experienc- er to litigate a case. dreds of internal military sexual assault in the ranks, Democrat Gillibrand. was concerned the bill would es, growing frustration with The Senate voted 100-0 documents, found that what led by female senators who Backers of the measure in- “jeopardize our readiness and what they dismissed as fixes to move ahead on that bill. A appeared to be strong cases have questioned whether the sisted that piecemeal reforms our military stationed in the around the edges and horrific vote on passage is scheduled were often reduced to lesser military’s mostly male leader- have had only a limited im- field.” stories from the ranks. for Monday. charges. Suspects were un- ship understands differences pact on a problem that even Among the Republicans “The current system is Three months ago, Con- likely to serve time even between relatively minor the military has called an voting with Gillibrand were failing the men and women gress cleared and President when military authorities sexual offenses and serious epidemic. Survey results have Republican leader Mitch Mc- in uniform,” said one of the Barack Obama signed a de- agreed a crime had been com- crimes that deserve swift and suggested that some 26,000 Connell, who faces Demo- Senate’s newest members, fense policy bill that included mitted. In two rape cases, decisive justice. women may have been sexu- cratic challenger Alison John Walsh, D-Mont., who several changes to military commanders overruled rec- Thursday’s rejection is un- ally assaulted in the most Lundergan Grimes in his re- spent 33 years in the Montana law, including stripping com- ommendations to court-mar- likely to be the final word. recent accounting with thou- election bid, and Mike Enzi National Guard and is the manders of their ability to tial the accused and dropped Defeated but unyielding, Gil- sands unwilling to come for- of Wyoming. first Iraq War veteran in the overturn jury convictions the charges instead. librand and her allies vowed ward for fear of inaction or In fact, Gillibrand’s effort body. “We have moved too and criminalizing retaliation The Army is investigat- to seize the next opportu- retribution. divided the Senate in ways slowly.” against victims who come ing sexual abuse allegations nity to force another vote, “The people who don’t that smashed conventional On the other side was Sen. forward about sexual assaults. against an officer who trains probably in the spring when trust the chain of the com- lines on both gender and po- Jack Reed, D-R.I., a West The Pentagon came under military prosecutors who han- the Senate starts work on a mand are the victims,” Gilli- litical party. Point graduate who served in pressure last month to dis- dle sexual and physical abuse sweeping defense policy bill brand said. Conservative Sens. Ted the 82nd Airborne Division as close more information about cases. Lt. Col. Joseph Morse for the 2015 fiscal year. The New York lawmaker Cruz of Texas and Rand Paul an infantry platoon leader and how sexual assault cases are is accused of groping a fe- “Many people said to me, was relentless in lobbying her of Kentucky backed her ef- company commander. Reed adjudicated following an As- male Army lawyer while both ‘Kirsten, I’m going to watch colleagues, even in the final fort, while the chairman of said stripping commanders of sociated Press investigation were attending a legal confer- this, and if it doesn’t get bet- minutes of the vote. Standing the Armed Services Com- the authority to discipline the that found a pattern of incon- ence in Northern Virginia in ter in the next six months, I’m in the well of the Senate, she mittee, Democratic Sen. Carl troops would be “detrimen- sistent judgments and light 2011, according to a senior with you next time,’” she said tried to persuade a wavering Levin of Michigan, opposed tal to the effectiveness of the penalties for sexual assaults at defense official. THE STUTE FRIDAY, MARCH 7, 2014 PAGE 11

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One ad shows a spaced- Last year, rules that got a look included one prohibiting out basketball player at people from riding horses on a sidewalk and another the foul line in a play- allowing jail time for failing to return a library book. ground, endlessly drib- bling while his teammates Man wakes up in body bag at funeral home wait in frustration. Anoth- AP Photo/Brennan Linsley GILMAN, Minn. (AP) — A farmer in central Minnesota er ad shows a middle-aged Simulating a roadside investigation of a potentially intoxicated driver, Robin Rocke, left, evaluates the assessment has created a towering tribute to winter’s excess. man who hangs a flat- skills of a state trooper using a flashlight and pupilometer as he undergoes a several week long Drug Recognition Greg Novak says he’s invested hundreds of hours to build Expert class at the Colorado State Patrol Training Academy, in Golden, Colo. screen TV and celebrates a 50-foot snowman named “Granddaddy” that he hopes will with some tortilla chips wake onlookers from their winter doldrums. And he admits it and salsa, only to see the Transportation comes as ecutions. Samples were from a federal grant from has some neighbors questioning his sanity. TV crash to the floor and Colorado struggles to keep then rerouted to private the National Highway Granddaddy began to take shape earlier this winter when shatter. accurate statewide records labs, which say data are Transportation Safety Ad- the Gilman farmer needed to move mounting snow piles The funniest ad shows a on marijuana-impaired too incomplete to deter- ministration. away from his greenhouses. backyard griller earnestly drivers. The Colorado mine marijuana-impaired A Spanish-language “As long as you’re moving it, might as well do something trying to turn on his gas State Patrol just started driving statistics compared ad campaign is launch- practical with it,” Novak said. grill. After many futile at- keeping track in January, to previous years. ing next week, too. Those Friends and family pitched in to help with Granddaddy, tempts, a woman on the when retails sales began Washington, the only ads show a man blowing or to do farm chores while Novak worked on building the back deck rolls her eyes. and the State Patrol re- other state that has legal- smoke and the message, snowman. Novak used skid loaders to pile snow and a silage The propane tank is miss- corded 31 marijuana-im- ized recreational pot, saw “When you use marijuana, blower to direct snow into stacked cylinders, the St. Cloud ing. “Grilling high is now paired drivers, out of 61 more than 1,300 drivers don’t drive.” Times reported. legal. Driving to get the total drivers impaired by positive for marijuana Dispensary owners Gerald and Diane Harbarth were among the amused propane you forgot isn’t,” any drugs or alcohol. last year — that’s almost helped develop the Colo- onlookers Sunday. They drove more than 70 miles from the ad concludes. Before that, Colorado 25 percent more than in rado ads and plan to vol- Brownton to get a look at the mammoth snowman. “Enforcement is very cases were charged under 2012. untarily hand out bro- “This is unreal,” Gerald Harbarth said. important when it comes the same law as drunk- Of those, 720 had levels chures and hang “Drive For Novak, that was the whole point of creating to impaired driving, but driving cases, making high enough to lead to an High, Get a DUI” posters. Granddaddy. education is equally im- statewide tallies on stoned automatic drugged driving “We recognize our duty “It puts a smile on people’s faces,” Novak said. “When portant,” said Bob Ticer, driving problematic. conviction, though Wash- to be a part of the DUID people smile, you know you’ve done a good thing.” police chief in Avon and Colorado once tallied ington officials say there’s conversation,” said Elan Granddaddy is but a mere child compared to efforts in the chairman of Colorado’s marijuana tests sent to the been no corresponding Nelson, a dispensary small community of Bethel, Maine, in 2008. Residents there Interagency Task Force on state toxicology lab, but jump in car accidents. worker who is vice chair- claim the world record for the tallest snowperson, a 122-foot Drunk Driving. that lab closed last year Colorado’s $1 million woman of the state’s Med- snowwoman named Olympia after the state’s then-U.S. Sen. 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Now with a fully healthy Offensively, the Ducks be counted on for steady squad of 17, the Ducks are will look for senior production at the plate looking to be contenders in Danielle DeFeo and and accounted for 33 total the Empire 8 and beyond. sophomore Gavriella bases last year in 40 starts. A pre-season pick to finish Risman-Jones to set the In the field, junior Noelle Friday sixth in the conference, table. DeFeo’s 41 hits Mulligan established fifth year head coach Erica led the team last season, her glove as one of the Baseball Mehalick believes her team and she owns the single steadiest on the team after The Ducks have a fairly large team this year. Courtesy of SSI vs John Jay College of has the ability to turn some season school records for committing just three errors Criminal Justice heads this spring. batting average (.458) and in 244 chances last year at in which she led the team The Ducks welcome six 2:00 p.m. “As a team we like being hits (70). Risman-Jones first. Sophomore outfielder in appearances (23), starts freshmen into the fold this seen as the underdog,” is coming off a season in Oriana DeFeo-Peterson is (22), complete-games season with Kelly Jardine, Women’s Track & Field Mehalick said. “We’re which she was named to also looking to build on (20), and innings (125.2). Emily Sellitti, Gina at ECAC Indoor looking to surprise some the All-Empire 8 Second a solid freshman season In her two years, Sandone Schnecker, Kelly Klewicki, Championships teams this season.” Team, and was second on which saw her finish with has earned a reputation Jessica Rees, and Amanda 3:00 p.m. Joining Mehalick on the team with 40 hits. a .947 fielding percentage. as one of the teams most DiLeo; Junior Meagan the bench will be first Senior Stephanie Junior Brianna Sandone dependable pitchers, and Lorenz transferred-in this Men’s Track & Field year assistant coach Emily Senkevich returns as the returns to the pitchers circle sits near the top of several year from Ocean County Kaczmarek, who comes to team’s top run producer this spring after a season school records. College. at ECAC Indoor Championships 3:00 p.m. Wrestling senior Ryan Dormann qualifies for Division III Championships New York, Maryland, and won by technical fall in the ended with a 9-7 decision Saturday Virginia will be on hand to first round, before notching loss to Kevin Corrigan of earn a shot at competing for a 6-3 decision victory TCNJ. a national title. Those teams over Kyle Cassaletto of Sophomore Ryan Women’s Fencing include Centenary (N.J.), Centenary College to Wilson downed Centennial vs NCAA Regionals Delaware Valley (Pa.), advance to the semifinals. In Conference foe Isaac 9:00 a.m. Ferrum (Va.), Gettysburg his final-four bout, Polizzi Hammonds of the United (Pa.), Hunter (N.Y.), Johns went up against Dylan States Merchant Marine Men’s Tennis Hopkins (Md.), King’s Thorsen of TCNJ and was Academy in his first round at No. 14 University of (Pa.), McDaniel (Md.), defeated, 3-2. match, before falling to the Redlands Merchant Marine Academy Junior Conner Bass made Ryan O’Boyle of McDaniel 9:30 a.m. (N.Y.), Mount Saint the semis via a win by fall College via a tough 6-4 Vincent (N.Y.), Muhlenberg in the Round of 16, pinning decision. Wilson then Women’s Track & Field (Pa.), New York University, Decian Gray at 3:39 of their drew a bout against Justin Scranton (Pa.), Stevens, bout, and a 10-7 decision Zimmerman of Ferrum at ECAC Indoor The College of New Jersey, over in-state rival Antonio College in the wrestle- Championships Dormann’s draw at the NCAAs will be announced shortly. Courtesy of SSI 10:00 a.m. Ursinus (Pa.), Washington Mancella of No. 25 TCNJ. back bracket, picking up a SSI - Senior Ryan of NYU, 3-2, punching his & Lee (Va.), Wilkes (Pa.), Chris Burdge of Centenary well-battled 7-6 decision to Dormann earned a fourth ticket to the NCAA’s. In and Yeshiva (N.Y.). College forced Bass to move on. The second-year Men’s Track & Field berth to the NCAA the final, Dormann fell by The field of teams was the consolation bracket, Duck saw his day come to at ECAC Indoor Championships by way of the same 3-2 score to Brian strong as six squads that wrestling for third place, a close with a loss to Sean Championships second place at 184 lbs. to Broderick of TCNJ. competed are ranked in the but Delaware Valley’s Alex Billings of NYU by an 11-0 10:00 a.m. lead the Stevens Institute of Wilkes University won latest National Wrestling Horan stopped Bass from major decision. Technology wrestling team the regional with 106.5 Coaches Association advancing. In the fifth place Heavyweight Chris Men’s Fencing to a seventh-place finish at points, and Ursinus College Division III National bout, Bass was victorious, Florek was defeated by the NCAA East Regional was second. Delaware Team Rankings announced notching a 10-4 decision Anthony Chu of NYU in vs Day One hosted by King’s College. Valley College took third, February 25. They over Hubert Alston of the first round (5-3), but 10:00 a.m. Dormann got off to a The College of New Jersey include Wilkes (18-3), 8th; Ferrum College. earned a win against Elijah strong start in his first bout fourth, Centenary College Delaware Valley (11-5), Freshman Rob Murray Greshman of King’s in the Men’s Volleyball via a win by fall at 2:15 fifth, New York University 12th; Ursinus (16-0), 14th; earned a win over James consolation bracket’s first vs D’Youville College of the first period. He then sixth (58.5) and the Ducks The College of New Jersey Scarantino of King’s in the round to stay alive. He was 11:00 a.m. grinded out a 2-0 victory seventh (55.0). (8-8), 25th; and Centenary first round, before falling topped via a 7-2 decision in the quarters over Shane The top-three wrestlers in (6-6), 26th. in the quarterfinals. In the against Jason Fletchler of Stark of King’s to get the each weight class advance to Junior Mike Polizzi – last consolation bracket, Murray Wilkes. Men’s Basketball berth in the semis, and in the the NCAA Championships. year’s NCAA East Regional picked up a win over Corey A total of 19 teams from round of four, the Stevens A total of 19 teams from Most Outstanding Wrestler Forlenza of the University PA, NJ, NY, MD, and VA at College of Staten Island vet downed Patrick Sheehan Pennsylvania, New Jersey, and 149-pound champion, of Scranton, but his day will be on hand. 2:00 p.m. Men’s Lacrosse vs No. 2 SUNY Cortland Erika Wilcox keys Women’s Lacrosse win over Farmingdale with seven goals 3:30 p.m. SSI - Soph midfielder had two caused turnovers Erika Wilcox scored seven and two ground balls as goals to lead the Stevens did sophomore Amanda Institute of Technology Kowalski, while freshman Sunday women’s lacrosse team to midfielder Mariel Haubrich a 15-9 triumph over FDU- had one goal, one assist Men’s Tennis Florham, snapping a two- and a ground ball. Junior vs No. 19 Carnegie Mellon game skid and improving defender Gabriela Sanchez University the Ducks’ 2014 record to also had a nice game for 10:00 a.m. 2-2. Stevens, notching four key In addition to her seven draw controls, two ground Men’s Volleyball tallies, the second-year balls and a caused turnover. Duck added two draw After trading goals to vs No. 9 Nazareth College controls, two caused start, the Ducks erupted 1:00 p.m. turnovers and three for seven-straight to open ground balls to her line an 8-1 lead with 6:15 left Women’s Lacrosse in an excellent all-around in the first half. Kalbian at Claremont-Mudd-Scripps performance. Freshman started the run at 26:38 Colleges midfielder Kathleen and just 1:28 later, Wilcox The Ducks will be tough competition for their west coast rivals this weekend. Courtesy of SSI 1:00 p.m. (PST) Kalbian and senior scored her first of the game. midfielder Kara Rafferty Kalbian tallied again, with the locker room with a 9-2 pair more to get within four The Devils were led Softball also played big games for Haubrich getting in on lead. goals (12-8) with 12:02 on by three goals apiece the Ducks. Kalbian tallied the action 9:24 in to the The Ducks scored two the clock, but Kalbian and from freshman Brienna vs Kenyon College three goals, scooped up five game to give Stevens a 5-1 of the first three goals Wilcox rang the bell just Reasoner and freshman 3:00 p.m. ground balls, controlled margin. in the first half to take 2:04 apart to seal the win. Joelle Manganella. five draws and caused three Wilcox, Rafferty and an 11-3 edge with 19:17 The Ducks dominated The Ducks, who are Baseball turnovers, while Rafferty Wilcox again notched on the clock, but three- possession and ended now back at .500 on the had three goals, two assists markers with the first straight markers from FDU the game with a 44- season, will head out to vs Catholic University and three ground balls. Wilcox tally coming on a brought the guests back 16 advantage in shots. the West Coast for games 4:00 p.m. Junior defender Amanda pretty feed from Rafferty, within five (11-6) with just Stevens committed only 11 in California against the Ingersoll had three draw and FDU finally recorded 16:01 to play. That’s when turnovers to finish plus-11 Claremont Mudd Scripps Men’s Golf controls, one big goal its second goal of the Ingersoll’s big tally came in the turnover battle, and and nationally-ranked at Myrtle Beach Trip and two ground balls, and contest with 5:02 remaining in as the junior captain the Ducks also won 16- Franklin and Marshall TBA junior defender Courtney in the first to make it 8-2. scooped up a ground ball of-26 draw controls. Each College on March 9. Lee had three caused Closing out the first- and took it the length of the team scooped up 25 ground Stay tuned at www. turnovers and three ground half scoring was Wilcox, field for her first marker of balls with FDU’s goalie stevensducks.com for live For more events, balls. Freshman midfielder/ going unassisted with 2:01 the year. Grace Warburton making streaming and updates on visit stevensducks.com defender Betsy Crossland left to send the Ducks into The Devils (0-3) tallied a 19 stops. the California match.