WEEKEND WEATHER INDEX Faculty Members' Book Editorials 4 Mostly fair except for College Living 6 partly cloudy at times. Heads Best Seller List Currents 7 Highs in 60's, lows in See Page 3 Calendar 10 the 40's to mid-fifties. Sports 12 The Foghorn VOLUME 79 NUMBER 12 UNIVERSITY OF SAN FRANCISCO "Friday, March 9. 1-JX~ NEWS ADVERTISING 66(- 6122

Would Be Don Star In Trouble Ex-USF Player Convicted A former University of San Francisco basketball recruit has been convicted for three years in state prison for one count of robbery. Lamor Duran Baker, 21, a 6'6" forward was sentenced by San Francisco Superior Court Judge Ed­ ward Stern after Baker was convicted of accosting a woman in Buena Vista Park and stealing $30 from her.

Baker is currently serving a four year term for robbery in San Mateo County. He has pleaded innocent to charges and had pleaded guilty However, he failed to appear to the San Francisco charge. before a preliminary hearing and Although he never wore the Don was tracked down in New Orleans uniform. Baker often worked out where he had enrolled at Tulane. with the 1981 -82 team and was ex­ He was returned to San Fran­ pected to be a major force on the cisco and turned himself in to '82-83 squad which stood to lose police. He was set free on $5,000 all five of its starters. bond. It was while he was on bail that he was arrested in Daly City After attending Washington for forcing his way into the apart­ High School and City College of ment of a woman, hitting her with a San Francisco, Baker transferred gun and taking money. to the University of San Francisco. Fog 'n Grog Sputters To Life Baker had been described as a After USF dropped its program he The Fog n Grog, USF's campus Possibly as the result of several the Fog 'n Grog's management, "perfect gentleman" by his coach transferred to Tulane University in pub, showed signs of revival since Foghorn articles concerning the said during Tuesday night's at Tulane, Ned Fowler. He had New Orleans. the announcement of its new deterioration of the once oft- ASUSF Senate meeting that swift been described as an excellent bas­ Baker had been arrested and weekday and weekend hours and frequented campus pub (this coun­ action was taken immediately fol­ ketball player by college obser­ pleaded not guilty to rob­ the new reduced brew rates. In try's first) and a recent Foghorn lowing the student press' alerting vers. Baker's term in prison will bery. He was set free awaiting fact, bottled beer is a distinct future poll, the tavern's management has ofthe pub's problems. Glasses re­ end in 1991. trial. possibility along with the set new hours: Monday to Friday turned to the Grog along with reinstitution of Senior Night. 12-2 p.m. and 4-8 p.m. In addi­ lower prices and a wider selection tion, the Grog now is open on of beer. "That's the power of the Saturday and Sunday evenings press for ya!" Muller quipped. ASUSF Teacher Evaluation Begins from 4-9 p.m. Although presently the Grog The incredibly reduced price of doesn't have a Senior Night, the By BARRY R. PECHA The groundwork of the publica­ Many factors such as cost of pro­ $.65 for draft is part of the overall near future will see its return with tion of teachers' evaluation for use duction, too large to handle, the revitalization of the Fog n Grog. special deals and better entertain­ by all students and faculty has been University already evaluating Next semester, undergraduates Selections now include Bud­ ment. completed. Now, the Senate must teachers, and others resulted in the will be able to evaluate the faculty weiser, Miller Lite, and A USF student commented on approve funds to finalize the entire shut down of publication. It was according to Gianfranco Marches- Lowenbrau—light and dark. Ad­ the Grog's resurrection, saying, project. Actual cost ofthe publica­ last year that former ASUSF siello. President of ASUSF. He ditionally, bottled beer is also a "It's too bad they had to come tion will be around $3,000. senator George Barich expressed explained that funds for this project definite possibility for the future. back to life at the start of Lent. It interest in publication of the Sean Mollin, head of PFM, are contingent upon the Senate ap­ In 1976, publication of teachers' only has to be rediscovered now." teachers' evaluations once again. proval this semester. evaluations had come to an end. Marchessiello stated in an inter­ view that much work had taken POLL OF THE WEEK place over the previous semester Blood Drive A Success and that senators Sanya Hill and 1. Are you a: By KATHLEEN WIECK Blood Bank account which pre­ Oscar Perez were primarily re­ sently has over 800 units of blood, sponsible for the setting up and The Irwin Memorial Blood A. Republican 33.3% Bank ofthe San Francisco Medical according to Fr. O'Neill, S.J.. B. Democrat 24.6% meeting with necessary bodies in Society held their annual U.S.F. coordinator of the blood drive. C. Independent 9.4% order to finalize the project. Such Spring Blood Drive last Monday. Anyone associated with U.S.F., D. Unregistered 32.6% bodies included faculty associate including students, faculty, and and academic offices. Tuesday, and Wednesday, March 5, 6, and 7. Donations were made administration, can call upon this 2. Do you think that the Jesuits have a strong presence on campus? "Our approach to these evalua­ in the University Center Main account for free blood either for themselves, members of their A. Yes 37.3% tions is going to be low key." Lounge between 10:30 a.m. and B. No 53.6% stated Dr. Michael Lehman, Presi­ 3:30 p.m, family, or for friends. C. Undecided 8.7°, dent of the Faculty Association. There were 277 donations ac­ If anyone is in need of bltx>d. "ASUSF expressed a need to pub­ cepted out of 294 offered. Dona­ submission of the person's name, 3. Do you think that a good athletic program is essential to having a good lish and the Teachers' Union ag­ tions this semester fell short of the the hospital, and thc date that thc university? reed and found no difficulty with number of pints Deceived in the Fall blood will be needed must be re­ it." He further added that "people of 1983. however, it was still a ceived b\ Irwin Memorial Blood A. Yes should recognize that a period of positive response B. No Bank ten years ago. teacher's evalua- :C, Undecided Donations go into the U.S.F. L .aaaaaaa. east side of the field. No injuries were sustained by the car's driver and sole occupant. ii Scott W. Grantham, who appa­ Don" On Time rently failed to see the posted stop The staff faced the problem of sign at the corner of Golden Gate By ROBIN HALEBER whether to continue or not, in my and Parker. The automobile was opinion, a difficult decision. traveling at approximately 35 mph, The "Don", U.S.F.'s school Funding for the book was less and upon investigation no skid yearbook, will arrive on time this than adequate. ASUSF Senate marks were discovered indicating year. The set date is May 5th. This surrendered some money but not that no attempt to brake or stop was <• MM* TM m ts-mnr n*.*)*, ^ MHFM- cruty « MWWC •V » M**"-***-" r,W» year's book theme. "Time", is nearly enough to cover the costs. made. ironic but appropriate considering Staff members, when in need of The SFPD was called in by USF that for the academic year of something, had to purchase Public Safety to handle the inci­ 1982-83, the yearbook neglected supplies with their own money and dent, and Grantham was allegedly to exist. The cost, if you want to later be reimbursed by ASUSF. arrested on suspicion of driving purchase one, is set at $22.00 or When asked the question of the while intoxicated. S25.00 for two. difference between last year and Apparently, this was not the first Manpower for the production of this year's book, staff member De­ incident linking Negoesco Field 1.000 yearbooks consisted of five nnis Lunney said, "We are putting and wayward autos. Director of people, namely. Associated Stu­ the book out on time. At anytime Public Safety "Yash" recalled an dent Body President Gian Mar­ during the making ofthe yearbook, incident as far back as 1950 when chesiello. Senator-at-Large James had we stopped (given up), the he was still with the SFPD when an Harrison, Dennis Lunney, Charles book would not have been seen this auto crashed through the fence in Malaret, and Ed Malaret. Of those year. The key to a successful year­ nearly the same spot. Just last year five, two are returning staff mem­ book is having it complete at the a vehicle plowed through the fence bers. right time. We spent as much as 36 VW Thrashes Soccer Field incurring $1200 worth of damage. You may have noticed that there hours a week when we had dead­ Last week's accident caused bet­ is no Editor-in-Chief mentioned. lines to make. Had we missed just ween SI600-$1800 worth of dam­ This is simply because there is no one, the book would have been bug traveling on Golden Gate Av­ age according to Plant Services es­ one with the title. The original another fall yearbook. Keep in By TOM McGUIRE enue crashed through the fence en­ timates. editor was terminated last semes­ mind that through all this, each of compassing Negoesco Field, Motorists should be cautioned ter. The Media Council was sup­ us were carrying a full load of In the early morning hours of eventually landing in an upright that Golden Gate Avenue ends posed to meet and appoint a new classes plus various activities other March 2. a west-bound '72 VW position atop the bleachers on the where it intersects Parker. one, but the committee never did. than the yearbook." Returning staff member James Harrison went on to say, "The qualify of this yearbook is much better than last year's, the difference being that when Gian (ASUSFpresident) said let's get it done, we have a dead­ line, we did it. Whereas Herman (last year's ASUSF president) as s. never was around to push us. He motivated no one!" C#5 o In order for the staff to get the s yearbook from last year out. if you purchase this year's "Don" for a > meager $22.00, for a mere $3.00 o s you can receive last year's book a also. The profits will be a round figure ft xgi of zero because of last year's book. c The budget for this year's staff was QTQ (JO approximately $500.00. One of the ft members estimated that next year C/3 the "Don", in order for it to be­ e come a classy book, would have to s get a sum of $5,000 from the Se- PLEASE TURN TO PAGE 16.

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By KEVIN FLANAGAN A: First of all, I teach a course of teaching this subject my own design, which familiarizes Q: Dies your book prove bene­ A practical and pragmatic ap­ the students wilh thc readily avail­ ficial to someone who has no desire proach to the complexities sur­ able data on current business ac­ to read thc Journal".' rounding economics has earned thc tivity and how to extract and effec­ A: Sure, m) book can benefit book of Michael B. Lehman. tive!) utilize this data. To attain the anyone if you read thc Journal or Ph.D.. Professor of Economics at most recent data I had each student not, because it is a practical intro­ the University of San Francisco, read the Wall Street Journal. duction to the functions of our The Dosv Joncs-lrwin Guide lo which many students had a dif­ economy and thc ups and dou n >i Using the Wall Street Journal a ficult time fully comprehending. I thc business cycle and swing i first place rating on the Dow contacted Irwin Books (book pub­ interest rates. Jones-Irwin bestseller list. lishing ami of Dow Jones), to But if indeed you do read thc explain to them the need for a His book gives a step-by-step Journal every day, then thc text guidebook for the Wall Street approach on how to understand and becomes a vital asset into under­ Journal w ith the purpose of teach­ use thc valuable information th.it standing thc data in thc Journal. in ing the students how to weave all thc Wall Street Journal provides the context of the business cycle, key economic indicators into one every day. because you can turn to a relevant coherent whole. Professor Lehman received his page in my book and view a replica undergraduate degree at Grinnell Q. Why does your approach re­ ofthe article you are studying and College in 1962. In 1966. he began quire a specific text? have it explained by the text. they find themselves merely re­ and business fluctuations lound in working for thc University of San A: The standard way of teaching Q: Can your book help us lo pelling tacts and figures as con­ the Wail Street Journal. The stu­ Francisco and by 1969 he had re­ economics is to deal with theory understand thc economic issues veyed by a newspaper columnist or dent could constantly develop ins ceived his Ph.D. from Cornell and then incorporate examples and and answers of this election year? T.V. correspondent whom they or her understanding to the point University. applications. My method of A: The major issues in any like. My book will get them over where hc or she could become a Dr. Lehman pointed out in a teaching economics deals with ap­ presidential election year are thc this hurdle. real authority and be able to use the recent interview that his work was plication first, because the student economy, fiscal policy, the federal Q: In what way can we use your Journal in a wav 99 out of MX) not just geared toward persons has these tangible examples to budget. Many Americans don't rxxik for future economic events.' people cannot use it educated in economics or finance, grasp a hold of as opposed to have the foundation and therefore A: M) book can be used as a but it can be used as a reference for abstract theory, whereby I easily cannot understand these issues, so reference book for future economic all. The Foghorn questioned the gained student interest. Therefore. Professor further. I needed a book which would Q: What prompted the develop­ ment of this book? dovetail easily with my method of

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For me. it brings about a less institutionalized at­ mosphere and develops more of a sense of community than the "come up and get your rations" system that proceeded it. Although thc amount of food we ate was never a question, the constant need to go back for more was a bit ludicrous. This new system allows students to get thc amount of food they want and thc kind of food they want without having to make a return trip to the service counter. These constant return trips broke up the relaxation I usually relate to SAN FRANCISCO FOGHORN sitting down for a meal. •HE SERVES BEST WHO SERVES THE TRUTH" Sincerely. Mike McNaughton Man Glen Editor-in-Chief Frank Kelly Jack Sweeney KIRSTEN S. ERICHSSON Managing Editor Executive Edilor Barry Pecha Co-News Edilor Arms And The People Erick Pecha Co-News Edilor ug. 6th 1945: At 9:15 ing of Hiroshima, and the bombing tinent. unduly harmed by this foreign in­ Larry Vierra a.m. Major Thomas three days later of Nagasaki, the In my nightmares I see that dark vader. Editorials Editor Drew Sandsor Ferebee pressed the tog­ world's leaders have insisted that strange face across the ocean The Missile is launched. The A Sports Editor gle and the single bomb was away, nuclear weapons are a necessary standing erect in the long deep silo candle is lit. The end is coming. At Connie Kilpatrick down through the substratosphere. instrument of national security as a rythmically stroking his country's impact Mother Earth is uncontroll­ Currents Co-Editor It took less than 60 seconds. deterrent to enemy attack. This missile in anticipation of the in­ ably thrust upward. A scream of Barbara Hockel Then the brilliant morning sunlight rationale has become very ques­ evitable launching and subsequent denial is blown forth as all resis­ Co-Feature's Editor was slashed by a more brilliant tionable in the 1980's in the face of violation of my country's virgin tance has vanquished. A white Kathleen Ward white flash. It was so strong that the most dangerous development soil. flash, a river of heat and then an Co-Features Editor thc crew ofthe Superfortress Enola in the history of the nuclear arms Back home we've heard the ocean of fall-out covers the now Jay Elliott Evan Trommer Gay felt a visual shock although all race — the race to hell — thc warningtsirens. We anticipate the deflowered Earth. Ad Manager Asst. News Editor Stephen Hopkins Tom McGuire wore sunglasses. emergence of a nuclear first-strike worst, but hope for the best. Al­ I awaken and thankfully realize Calendar Editor Asst. News Editor Hiroshima had once harbored strategy. though uncertain, our country's that this was only a dream. I stop Andre Brown JoAnn Blasi 344,000 people. Reconnaissance This strategy, known as Mutu­ defenses are none the less being and ponder that this is but one Business Mgr. Office Mgr. photographs showed 4.1 square ally Assured Destruction (MAD), unsheathed in preparation for the scenario. We are forced to consider Tim Mitsuoko Bill Esquivel miles {6Q'/r of the city's built-up has left me feeling vulnerable and encounter. At this hightened state that there are countless other nuc­ Distribution Editor Photo Editor area) destroyed by fire and blast. terrified many lonely nights. I am of readiness our senses our elec­ lear accidents possible: an enorm­ Vincent Brew How many thousands of sure that many of us feel this same trified. A once bleeding and inex­ ously high number of technical Assl. Distribution Editor Hiroshima's people had perished Anxiety and need for reassurance perienced country is now trans­ mistakes like computer errors, a was not yet and might never be and comforting. This weapons has formed into a well lubricated elas­ possibility of a nuclear disaster by known. . . . the horrifying capability to penet­ tic defense system that protects and accident of miscalculation. The Foghorn is the independent In the 38 years since the bomb­ rate deep into the loins ofthis con­ prevents our citizens from being I am scared! Aren't you, at least student newspaper of the University of San Francisco; the thoughts and sometimes? The Nuclear Freeze opinions herein are those of the writ­ Movement printed the lines: "Ac­ ers and do not necessarily reflect tions has to begin somewhere to those of the Foghorn, the Ad­ Letters to the Editor break this vicious circle of arma­ ministration or the students of the ment, to stop this continuation of University of San Francisco. The [ insanity in existential matters. It is content of each issue is sole respon­ Letters to the San Francisco Foghorn should be submitted by Tuesday noon of the week of publication. Letters a question of human interest. not of sibility ofthe editors. should he typed, double-spaced, no longer than one page, and addressed to "The Editor '" We reserve the rightt o edit i technology." It sounds heavy — letters for brevity, grammar and spelling. The Foghorn has space limitations and so reserves the right to exclude irrelevant and redundant materal Offensive letters may also be excluded. right— but isn't it a really heavy All letters must be signed. A phone number or address should be included to assure confirmation The author's matter? Dr. Kevin Starr name will be withheld from publication for good reason if so requested. Faculiv Liaison

A/The Foghorn /Friday, March 9, 1984 EDITORIALS ALLEN FUNKY SANDY J. DEERY Candid Campus Foghorn staff should be running The Maltese Falcon Revisited ho says there's no­- access of the Fine Ans. Students the Office of Student Activities. thin,hingo happeninh-an.-w.ni-.-g, a« t directed study course, please apply What's the big idea of the storm entered the Hotel St. Francis me. None were smoking, and three USF? Although there W at the Office ofthe Dean. This two trooper-like takeover of the front on the Geary Street side. of the five had their hands shoved was no publicity. Evil Knievel at­ unit course must be taken in con­ gate? What's the next step, IThe taxi let me off at pre­ deep in their pockets. That re­ tempted to jump Negoesco junction with Business Ethics, and machine guns?. . . or maybe cisely the spot I had asked him to minded me. Stadium last Thursday night in a is transferable. land-mines? I don't mind the leave me. My plans had been I reached into my breast pocket Volkswagen Beetle. However the neatly laid out ever since I met this On the Housing end of the USF tight-fisted attitude, but when you to feel and delicately grip the cool, daredevil stuntman only flew thirty private detective in his office ear­ spectrum, decadent Phelan Hall are told that there are no more hard edge that stuck out at the top. feet, crashing into the "visitor's" lier today. As though he were strikes again with its latest co­ spaces available on campus, and That's when Archer appeared, and bleechers. In a rare, on the scene every passionate man I've ever habitation scheme. The upcoming you can look twenty feet away and slipped up to the hotel restaurant's interview with this writer. Evil at­ known, his breath felt like a "Phelan Blackout", posing as a see five of them. . . . Looks like stairway. I tossed my cigarette tributed the failure of the stunt to whirlpool of lust and muddy affec­ mild mannered energy saving it's time for the return of Warren aside, slowly rose and left a cloud his heavy drinking during the stunt tion as it slid down my neck. He event, is actually the Phelander's Hinkle. who allegedly set fire to of smoke in the booth. attempt. Evil also stated that he has saw me. met me with his laconic Archer was a handsome man. I already signed a contract with (( eyes, his wolverine teeth. Yes. thought, but he was interested in Kenner Co. to produce fifty . . 'Evil's Flying Wunder-wagon' Brigid O'Shaughnessey was the me. and whatever money I had. I thousand "Evil's Flying toys, due out next Christmas." selfless rabbit and he was the cal­ should have left Thursby to deal Wunder-wagon" toys, due out culating beast. His partner just with him. but something made me next Christmas. sneered and mechanically rocked say no. It was the desire to shoot Once again. Phelan elevators are latest scheme to thwart the Hous- the famed "pearly gates" Public in his desk chair. him off myself. I wanted to see a challenge to hall who ride. Late ing Office and engage in close Safety booth back in the 1950's, for class?. . . No problem, you'll order heat conservation. Gillson is just to get a story for the Foghorn. get in the one that has an emotional planning a similar event, however, Was that dedication?. . . or was "I tossed my cigarette aside, slowly rose tie to the sixth floor and refuses to most in Hayes-Healy can see no that fun? leave. Or how about wonderful usefulness in this type of activity. O'Shea's is carding again. . . . and left a cloud of smoke in the booth.'' "car #2", in which any more than The Foghorn, being part of a Why me? However, if you need to four people are bounced and sinking, ASUSF ship, has taken on have your alcohol at that fine es­ rocked all the way up to your desti­ the right attitude by partying to the tablishment, get there before ten There was one thing my poor, Archer drool before he died. 1 had nation. We here at the Foghorn do last. Mandatory, staff keg-draining o'clock, or tum 21 before your ID stupid, foolish friend could not recognized a ring on his left hand. not recommend these exciting affairs are seen by Editor does. sense as I unwillfully set two He deserved what was coming. rides for pregnant women or small McNaughton as necessary to the If you're still looking for me, hundred dollars in front of him and He'd be stupid enough to follow children. maintenance of staff morale. It this week I'll be hanging around his chair-rocking partner. The fact me anywhere, even if it meant a Speaking about what's on the up seems to me that everyone around with the boys from Allied cleaning that I would be the first to manipu­ walk to the waterfront. and up, rumor has it that certain USF has the wrong job; last time I service, who are always cleaning late him. I left scattered clues for I could do it and get away clean. members of the Business faculty suggested we let the frats run the restrooms when nature is cal­ them. I mostly lied between my Thursby would be nailed for the have taken on a close interest in the ASUSF, now it looks like the ling the loudest. teeth. If they were smart, they'd killing—especially since my poc­ have picked up on my lying. That ket held Thursby s major protec­ SANYA HILL didn't concern me. I die harder tive device. than that. I lied to them as I saw fit. My palms were dry and cold as I I needed the help of private inves­ smoothed them against my hips. Student Authority: The Powers That Be tigators. My sister was galavanting t is an unfortunate fact that Slow moves brought me to the near (Watch out for time changes!) At March and the Finals will be on the with a man named Floyd Thursby. many, or shall I say, most, middle ofthe lobby. A light fixture the beginning of each meeting an 4th and 5th of April. All you have He was to meet me at my hotel and ofthe students at USF do not towered above my head, and the I "open house forum" is scheduled to do now is to go to UC 402, the give me the whereabouts of my realize the power that they have on room suddenly seemed hazy. on the agenda. During this time, ASUSF office, and obtain the sister. They caught on fast, and campus. Many tend to think that all Archer moved slightly to his left any member of the audience is al­ necessary forms and information realized I needed a man to shadow of the authority lies in the hands of and maneuvered his way through a lowed to express his/her views re­ there. There are some rules and Thursby as he left the hotel where I the administration and faculty. wedding party that was seated at a garding any topic that relates to our regulations, but the rest is up to was staying. Many don't know that they, too, long table. He leaned his profile school. Take part in your student you. have power in the policy making against the balcony pole—enough government! The meetings are I realize that there are some stu­ It was the wolf who accepted the process on campus. Furthermore, to catch my glance. He was doing a dents who prefer to remain behind rabbit's case. the student authority does not only held in UC Parina Lounge. good job of it, alright. My feet the scenes and don't wish to ex­ belong to the ASUSF government Perhaps the best way to be rep­ Now, as I approached the main lifted and hit the carpet in quick press themselves openly. But. officers, club presidents and mem­ resented on campus is to form a lobby ofthe hotel, stopping first to steps. I was crossing over to the there are so many things that a bers. It belongs to all of those who club that reflects your opinions and light a desperately needed cigarette gift shop. The newspapers were student can do individually or with financially and academically rep­ ideologies. Furthermore, some­ and to collect my thoughts, I was stacked in front of the cashier. I a few people. Did you know that resent and support this University. times as the old cliche goes, "the trying hard to think of one looked down and my lips trembled you can appeal a grade you re­ It's your school too. more the merrier." With more thing—murder. people you can get more done. ceived that you deemed unfair? Have you read the STATE­ Forming a club is easy to do here at Talk to the academic Dean of your MENT ON STUDENT RIGHTS USF. You must be a USF student department. Did you know that AND FREEDOMS? In this body and you must obtain a petition to you could form a class that you "A hand tapped the back of my neck. I of rules and regulations, you will start a club form from the Univer­ would like to see on campus? Just jumped at the instant touch. I thought I find all the ingredients necessary in sity Center Desk, 3rd floor. You get six other students who agree fully understanding your rights and must also make a list of all of your with you and see your academic was dead. . ." powers as students. There is in­ potential members. The more dean to insure that this procedure is formation regarding procedures for people on your list the better accepted under your department. I room entry and room search, pub­ know the English Department al­ chance you will have of getting Death successfully distracted as I caught the headlines: "The lic gatherings, sale of materials, lows it. Has an instructor said accepted by ASUSF. Your group me as I forgot about my burning Maine Event: Hart Faces One-to- appeals, student media, the resi­ anything offensive to you during will also have to construct a con­ match and shook it out of my hand. One Test Against Mondale." The dence hall judicial board, univer­ stitution and present it to the Club's class? See the academic dean. newsprint smeared under my sity regulations, student court and Council Chairperson. He/she will They are supposed to keep your This detective would never get thumbs as I gripped the bulk. more in this book. You can obtain a then bring it to the Governance name anonymous unless otherwise the chance to speak of our en­ A hand tapped the back of my copy of the STATEMENT ON Committee for approval. Once this instructed. counter in a dark alley near the neck. I jumped at the instant touch. STUDENT RIGHTS AND is done your club is considered a But alas! Student authority not Stockton Tunnel. As far as I was 1 thought I was dead. FREEDOMS at the office of Stu­ chartered organization of USF! As only lies in the pages of specified concerned. Miles Archer was a "I saw you staring at me. Do I dent Development, 4th floor UC. present chairperson of the Gover­ charters and regulation books, it dead man. know you?" a man asked. The other two major documents lies in the willingness of the stu­ nance Committee, I can assure you Til see you alright," was what I laughed nervously and brushed that you should attain are the dent himself. One must want to that nine out of ten clubs that peti­ the creep said to me as I left the the hair out of my shifting eyes. ASUSF CONSTITUTION and leam about the powers that he/she tion for approval get it. office. "Not unless your name is Miles BY-LAWS. These will keep you possesses. Therefore, one must ask Perhaps the best way to exert Yeah, I thought. I'd see you. Archer, and not utiles;, you have a aware of the student governmen questions to those already in the your authority and express your alright. partner named Sam Spade. I'm structure on campus and the new opinions is to run for an ASUSF power positions who know these A thin stream of conversation. sure this isn't the late I920's." laws that are passed. Thus, you can office yourself. Elections will take things such as advisors, academic Chinese, lingered around the I emptied my breast pticket of actually take a part in the decision place very shortly and you have deans, student government offic­ comer as I copped into the phone my black sunglasses, put (hem on making process of the student gov­ ers, instructors, etc. . . .Youhave enough time to conduct a decent txx>th on the left side of the lobby my face, walked out the revolving ernment. Just attend the public Se­ more authority than you think you campaign. The primaries are sup­ entrance. There were five Chinese doors of the Hotel St. Francis, and nate meetings which are held every do. . . . Just take the time to leam posed to take place on the 29th of businessmen stationed across from into 1984 San Francisco-style Tuesday evening at 6:00 p.m. about it! Friday. March 9. 1984/77).*- Foghorn 15 COLLEGE LIVING Bloodtypes: The Planners And Clueless By BARBARA HOCKEL "Tuesday. March 6, 1984 And KATHLEEN WARD Dearest Diary, 1) A way of avoiding study. Always on the lookout for a (Recovery time completely arbit­ good time, I happened to notice rary.) There are two types of blood quite a bit of activity in Parina 2) A reason to be pampered. donors. There are those who make Lounge this moming. I also (For extra attention mention that appointments two weeks in ad­ noticed quite a few women. I you are feeling faint.) vance, know their blood type and headed on over. 3) Opportunity to justifiably lie wear a short-sleeved shirt the day Thinking this was the social down and rest. of their donation. We'll call this event of the season (I found out I decided to leave then saw this over-dosed because the next thing I 4) Opportunity to justifiably lie type the Planners. No further de­ later it was). I walked into the sign-up sheet for U.S.F. clubs. I knew I was waking up and there down and rest next to attractive scription is necessary as these lounge. My first thought was that signed myself up for Delta Zeta. I were women surrounding me. man/woman. (Wait behind curtain people all know who they are and this party must be by invitation was so excited I decided to stay. Before long they told me I could until you spot one.) are well recognized in the better only—there were no people here I caught a glimpse of people go but to grab a donut and some 5) Diet purposes—quick weight bUxid-donating circles. Planners under 110 pounds, no homosexu­ lying down behind this curtain and juice on my way out. Boy, this was loss. (Good for a few ounces if you arc as rare as blood type AB nega­ als and no Haitian refugees but thought I'd investigate. You never really some party—no alcohol, no skip the donut.) tive . there were women. I kept walking. know when a good news story will dancing and now they were asking 6) Excuse to indulge freely in To fully illustrate the Type: Figuring I've never had an invita­ turn up. I got behind this curtain me to leave. I left feeling cheap and high-sugar foods. Clueless donor we will reveal thc tion before so why did I need one and this nice lady asked me to lie used. 7) A manner of drawing sym­ story of a fellow well known on the now. down. I didn't feel it was my place At least I have you Diary. pathy. (Wear sticker and leave U.S.F. campus — Michael There was this line so I stood in to ask any questions so I climbed Love, bandage on four days instead of McNaughton. Foghorn Editor. it. When I got to the front of the onto the table. Michael" four hours.) With a little money (from the ex­ line I was told to sit down and When the lady asked me if this 8) A way of overcoming your pense account) we were able to asked some very personal ques­ was my first time I started getting a Michael's story epitomized the fear of needles. obtain a copy of Mr. tions. And as if this wasn't enough, little nervous. Then, before I could harrowing experience of a Clueless 9) An event to write in your McNaughton's diary. The follow­ some lady grabbed my middle answer her she told this nursing blood donor. The Planner, on the diary. ing is an excerpt from this diary: finger and before I knew it I was student to sterilize me. I screamed, other hand, may have breezed 10) A way to help your com­ bleeding. She then had the nerve to —Okay, okay, his my first time!" through the ordeal but gained no­ munity. (Idea lifted from question ask me how I was feeling. I told her They told me to relax and then thing more than a deposit on his four in the Post-Donating Survey.) I was a little depressed and before I she took my blood pressure. It was Blood Bank card. We believe that So, whatever your blood could tell her why she jammed a higher than it's ever been before. there are quite a few (or at least ten) type—Planner or Clueless, follow thermometer into my mouth. Suddenly I felt a shooting pain in reasons why a person should do­ the above suggestions to make Maybe this was her party and she my arm. I said, "Oh, no! I'm re­ nate blood. It can be fun as well as your blood-donating experience knew I wasn't invited. ally not into drugs." I must have rewarding—here's how: A-Positive one. Happy Donating!!

Tales of the Hilltop By HECTOR PEREZ

"Tales of the Hilltop" is a some local campus parties hitting I'm coming. Let me put my stuff over to Novella, Joan headed for got up and slugged him. She had weekly drama written hy senior on girls left and right. away. As she headed to her room the silverware and spotted Pedro thought about how he would react, Communications Theory major. Sensing Joan's unease, Theresa she met Tony O'Malley and Dan grabbing a tray. This is it, she said but this! He, tor Perez. All characters and tried to direct the conversation to Rattin. She knew Tony because he to herself. It's now or never. As he " "It's yours, you a — .You're situations described within are en- other areas. "How about you and was in her class but Dan was new to was scooping some brown and the only man I've ever been with lit eh pelilions and the subject Tony, Robin? Have you guys put USF and so she merely said hello to green substance onto his plate she and I didn't want to tell you in the matter is nol intended to shock or the gloves away?" she asked with Tony. approached him from behind and first place but I think it's your right offend anyone. The Foghorn does an impish smile growing on her "I don't know, man. Carrie's said, "Hi." He nearly dropped his to know." not attempt to make any editorial lips. just a good friend. At least that's tray. He turned around and man­ After a momentary pause he statement whatsoever in printing "Everything is cool between us. the impression she gave me. aged to smile. Barely. Joan could looked up from his plate and said, ihese pieces. We just have an occasional discus­ And then I get this note feel that hatred rising within her "Then I guess I'll have to pay for sion and we get a little loud, that's from her telling me lo meet her at and struggled to keep calm. the abortion, won't 1?" Still no all." Robin shot back. Joan, how­ Lone Mountain tonight at eight." "Hello, Joan. How are you?" expression. This was the final in­ oan was up on three Hayes ever, had tuned them out and was "Go out, dude. I mean, if she he asked. sult for her. She was so furious she talking to some of her bud­ thinking about Pedro. Tonight, she bothers to send a note and is willing Oh, boy. she thought, you are couldn't speak. Her throat con­ dies. She had recently be­ thought. Tonight I'll talk to him to spring for the dinner, why not?" something else. "Great. Just stricted and tears welled up in her comJe friends with some of thc and 1 won't chicken out. asked Tony. Great." eyes. She stood up and looked at freshmen on the floor, especially a She had talked with Father "I don't know. I have a funny "That's good," he added. Pedro with eyes that would kill if few of thc nursing students. Kari. Stephens about her situation. She feeling about this. Why don't you She made a mental note that she they could. She grabbed her own Robin. TC. and Theresa were all felt incredibly better for having come with us?" asked Dan. shouldn't waste good sarcasm on tray and flipped it over onto Pedro, in the lounge when Joan walked by done so. even if a priest was the last foreign men. sending plates and silverware fly­ so she decided to join them. They person she thought she'd talk to "For the same reason I don't "Can I sit with you? I've got ing to the ground and leaving him were just kicking back watching about her pregnancy. Two things go out to dinner on my something I have to tell you." drenched in soup. She strode ac­ television before heading up to thc were reinforced in her mind that own — money." As he said this he "Yes, sure. Let's get a table ross the commons and felt the eyes Commons for dinner. morning: that she would keep thc spotted Robin coming out of the near the back, okay?" he asked. of every person on her. Here and It was an incredibly warm baby and that she would at least tell lounge. Joan came right away and She nodded her agreement and there she could hear applause and March evening. For Joan, at least. Pedro. One good thing about they all headed for the Commons. they both made their way to the then she was out and gone. Back home in Philadelphia March Father Stephens was that he was Climbing cardiac hill, they were rear of the commons. They passed Meanwhile— came in like a lion with blizzards not like the other old Jebbies. He joined by some guys from the Pi- a table full of Pedro's soccer bud­ Mike was talking to some and tremendous frosts. Here in was almost too cool to be a priest, Alpha house who were on their dies and Joan could have sworn friends on five Annex. California the damn weather was she thought. Besides. . . . way to the dorms. They all ex­ they were snickering. As soon as "I don't know," Bob was say­ unpredictable but at least there ". . or what, Joan?" changed a barrage of greetings and they passed the girls Joan came in ing. "This sounds a little too were no surprise snow storms. "Huh? I'm sorry, just day­ salutations but as they parted Dan with, that table started buzzing. dangerous for a prank, man." "Hey. Joan, are you and Pedro dreaming." She'd been caught in noticed Mike Pascal looking at him Great, she thought, let's put on a "I'm telling you we're just vtill going around? I haven't seen that little private world she often strangely. Deep within his belly he grand show. going to scare the hell out of him." him around for a while." Kari was escaped to when certain professors could feel. . . What? Unease. Just They sat and ate, all the while Mike was worried that they thc first to speak. rambled on or she was bored with hungry, he told himself. Just that making small talk. Joan hardly wouldn't help him. He knew he Joan tried to sound indifferent whatever task she had at hand. It and nothing more. Dan knew that touched her meal, leaving a plate couldn't do it alone. He looked at when she answered. "Oh. we're was Kari who was talking. Mike was sweet on Carrie, but he of vegetables and glop and a bowl Pete and Tony. Reading his face, just taking it slow these days." "We're going to dinner. Are also knew that she liked him a lot. of soup. they answered him. "We'll do it. That was enough to set the little you coming?" And that just added to the confu­ Pedro finally got up the nerve to Who is this guy we're going to wheels clicking in thc four girls' "Yea, Kari hasn't eaten since sion he felt as they all entered the ask her, "What's the problem?" roust?" heads Each had different thoughts lunch and I think she's going to Commons. "Whose is it?" he asked with no "Just some guy. He's been but they all held the same infer­ faint," said Robin. After handing her meal card expression on his face. Joan nearly screwing around with Carrie. ence They had all seen Pedro at Joan finally responded, "Sure, Threatening her and annoying her roommate. He's got it coming." 6/The Foghorn /Friday, March 9, 1984 Open Mike Night At The a u Crossroads LAST WEEKEND By S. COLUCCI Foghorn Party. Thc staff of the Foghorn honored lhe birthda\s of San Francisco has become two of its own staff members. well-known as a breeding ground Drew Sandsor and Connie Kilpat- for artists and performers of many rick on Frida> afternoon. The beer kinds. Musicians, jugglers and (lowed, plenty of food and a deli­ magicians are common sights on cious sheet cake made b\ Sue any street, and comedy acts of all Toohey made for a good warmer sorts abound in local clubs, bars upper for the weekend tun. As and theatres. Comedians such as Foghorn parlies go. this one was Robin Williams, Paula Poundstone one of the better ones and Dr. Gonzo all were hatched from San Francisco's Holy City Kelly's Party, Friday night Zoo. Now, within the USF com­ somewhere in lhe Richmond Dis­ munity, we have the beginnings of trict. Don't remember too much, as our own "Holy City Zoo". I arrived late and was somewhat Hiddin in the depth of the Uni­ disoriented. Very crowded with a versity Center Building is the New Wave slant. Went late into the Crossroads Coffee House. The : night. All seemed to have fun ex­ Crossroads, which will be pre­ cept for one drunkard on the dance senting a new feature called Open floor. Feel sorry for the clean up The Bammies crew. Mic Night, is the place where you, too, can take those first steps into the world of laughs. If you're not Musicians Pat Themselves On The Back THIS WEEKEND quite ready to try stand-up com­ . followed later that evening by Fee which turned the foyer into a game Friday, March 9th edy, the Crossroads also welcomes By L. JACKSON HARING [ Waybill (The Tubes), Greg Kihn, of see and be seen. SAE Little Sisters Sports those who perform other types of land Graham Nash. Entertainment was provided by Party. Wear sporting clothes and entertainment: from singing to For the seventh year in a row, While Michael Jackson took Marty Balin. Translator. John get a discount. I'll be the one in the belly dancing, all acts are wel­ the Bay Area Music Awards have home a goodly portion of the Lee Hooker. Grace Slick, the scuba gear. come. succeeded in paying tribute to awards at the Grammies, Huey Tubes. Greg Khin Band, and the Open Mic Night will take place "outstanding" members of the Lewis and the News took home Jefferson Starship. Graham Hayes-House Bash. This party, on April 4 and 11. and is a night music community in and around Bammies by the armful for Best Nash joined thc Starship for an old brought to you by some of the finer open to all members of the USF San Francisco. On Friday, March Group, Best Album, Best Male CSN tune co-penned with Paul partiers at USF. should be nothing community who wish to try their 2, the monolithic music industry of Vocalist, and Bay Area Musician Kantner of the Starship, less than a classic. luck at performing in front of a live San Francisco once again con­ ofthe Year. "Wooden Ships." The music was Hayes parties usually start rol­ audience. There will be cash prizes gratulated itself for a job well The ambience of the event was well performed, in contrast to pre­ ling at about 9:00 p.m. and end for the three top performers who done. This extravaganza is a be­ not different from most rock con­ vious years, but a major complaint when the sun begins. will be chosen by a panel of judges nefit for the Bay Area Music Arc­ certs. The place was crawling with was that the entire production A meager S2 cover is asked and comprised of both students and hives, and showcases the major musicians of all shapes and styles. dragged like a slow record player. all the beer you can consume is administrators. Rumor has it that at performers in the Bay Area, while What became obvious after a while Musicians were in abundance promised. What may be the best this very moment, a few of those in showering some ofthe major talent was that these artists had been forthe journalist in need of quotes, part of these parties is the dancing our most prestigious administra­ with trophies and kudos. picking up on some of their audi­ but most were oblivious to the and music which is done by the tive offices are practicing behind As usual, the San Francisco ence's habits. The air was laced world outside of their cranium. best on campus. James "Jammin" closed doors. Civic Auditorium was packed al­ with the aroma of marijuana, and Jack Casady. bassist from Hot Harrison. This could be the big moment most to the 8,500 seat limit, the some very stoned individuals were Tuna, was seated at the next table. This is definitely not one to for many of you. It may be the start main floor exclusively filled with ,' shuffling through the foyer, doing After introducing myself, I asked miss. of a new career, or a new way to tables for the wining and dining of some very stoned things. Casady if he thought that the use all the great talents you have the rock elite, and anyone else who Black tie was the dress of prefer­ Bammies were merely an attempt acquired here at USF. Anyone in­ could pay the $125 required to rub ence for most musicians and their by Bay Area musicians to con­ terested in this opportunity should elbows with San Francisco's finest groupies. Yes. the invariable gratulate themselves for being so sign up at the Crossroads or the UC musicians. All other seats were camp-followers of rock artists good. Casady enlightened me, desk before March 30, 1984. No $65 and $25. were there, trying to outdo each and, I'm sure my readers as well, auditions are necessary. Good The show opened with Grace other at imitating an image. Many with the comment, "Huuunnh?" Luck! Slick (Jefferson Starship) as host. would put on airs for the evening. Bob Weir, rhythm guitarist for the

Friday. March 9. I984/7V Foghorn/1 < f>\ll\l I l> I HUM I'M,I The Bammies Con't KUSF-AM Broadcasts Grateful Dead, answered thc Awards bv making her ineligible. this category the producers of thc Campus News same question with "Yes. but not Grace's group, the Jefferson Bammies show a marked lack of KUSF AM covers the campus Weekly" is the most complete until I finish working on tm pre­ Starship. has been awarded the ap- imagination. Certainly the David with the weekly news and enter­ run-down of campus sports. "USF sent album." Strange creatures, pclation of "Best Group" two Grisman Quintet is not thc only tainment show "The KUSF Sports Report" gives you all the these musicians. years in a row ('

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8 Tht foghorn /Friday. March 9. 1984 The USF Flying Club JOHN JEW Takes Off Question Man By THOMAS MULHALL Pi- "What was vour worst dav?' Thc sun glistened off the idle airplanes that lay on the runway and gave off a blur of transparent colors that looked like a thousand coconut oiled bodies baking in the Pete Schaeffer sun. It was a gorgeous Bay Area The dav I dropped m\ am farm Sunday, and it would be a dow­ nright crime to let it slip away without at least a few hours outside to take in the Spring air and enjoy the long absent sun. What better way to enjoy the entire Bay Area than to see it all at once—to fly over it! When I was asked to go flying with the USF Flying Club, that's right, there is one, I conjured up images of large jets, smooth rides. pretty stewardesses, and in flight The USF Flying Club takes off'to the skys in a Beechcraft plane. The Janus Harrison movies. In other words .boredom. club usually flies on the weekends and always promises to show its The da) I foi paint on my fob, <• However, 1 was gravely mistaken, members what makes onr Cin bv the Bin one of the most beautiful in the as thc trip involved small, two seat worta. t-shirt. aircraft, sports planes, with low- of the engine, the little Cessena where some place below, mv flying, thrilling maneuvers. I knew was airborne. I could not believe lather was kicking his ball out of a that this would be fun. what I saw. sand trap. We made our final ap­ Joseph was a real sport, getting Everything appeared as a mix­ proach, and in an instant, we were up early on a beautiful Sunday ture of greens and blues, with back on mother earth. After a de­ morning (we both have never seen white dots reflecting thc sun. The lightful lunch and a stiff belt of a 6:00 a.m.), and driving all the way Bay shone forth different shades of martini, it was my turn to sit in to Oakland airport to fly with the ambers, greens, and aqua, while front. USF Flying Club to Sonoma. By thc hills of Berkeley boasted their Takeoff went without a hitch, the way, it actually, without traf­ beautiful brownish green faces. and soon we were in thc air again, fic, does take less time to get to Thc sky was a flawless blue, the air passing over thc now familiar farm Mark Peterson Oakland than SFO International lifting us in its arms. We were all land. I thought of the old When I tumid mil thai herpes Airport. After meeting some ofthe held breathless by the beauty ofthe barnstorming days, and eyed a tall club members at school, we pro­ surroundings. To Joseph's disap­ silo on the right. Iid told me to was incurable. ceeded to make the journey to thc pointment, we did not see any forget it. and turned thc controls to airport. 1 told Joseph to leave off fighter planes. me. Again thc plane power dove, thc white scarf until we were in the To our left was San Francisco, and climbed sharply. Joseph was aircraft! He muttered something with its Pyramid standing tall right, this isn't like a car. Alter a about Red Barons and Sopwith against the gray background. On while I relaxed, keeping in mind Camels, whatever they are. We our right we passed the Berkeley Rajai's words over lunch that I will arrived at the airport in time to see a hills, and flew right over the get addicted to this thrill. It was beautifully restored 1945 B-l7 stadium, bearing its large C for the just plain fun—no pun intended. Stratofortress Bomber, which is world to see. We crossed the Bay, After landing, our hearts still only one of the many historical unhampered by the stiff winds due beating fast, we relaxed at the aircraft that is on display at the to Ed's expert handling. He turned comfortable terminal and remem­ Oakland Port. To our disappoint­ the controls to Joseph, who tight­ bered the day. I'll never forget pas­ Bill Hager ment, our plane did not have wing ened his white scarf, and. with thc sing over the Oakland Coliseum, The day I came down to play for machine guns. goggles down, we were in his with a packed house of Invader the non-existent I SI rugby team. Our flight plan consisted of a hands. Immediately, we lost 1000 fans, getting a good eyeful of a short 40 minute flight over the Bay feet as the plane dove, then well executed punt return. I can see- Area to Sonoma, take in lunch and climbed immediately, rolling left why these guys and gals love to fly. perhaps a quick nine holes there, then right. 1 thought for sure that The USF Flying Club has re­ and return. We all split up into our we would all have Tony the Tiger cently been formed with the aid of respective groups, and our pilot in our laps. We levelled off, Ed Chuck White, the intrepid In­ turned out to be a USF diligently easing the controls. tramurals Director. Although not groundschool instructor, Ed. I was Joseph finally leveled us into a yet accepted by the ASUSF. the made honorary Group Captain for smooth pattern, turning to me with club is well organized, and thc the day, which I am thankful for, the information that the plane people have all a great desire for only there was no group to captain. handles nothing like a car. safe, fun flying. I have never seen I lost the loss ofthe coin and Joseph We passed over Petaluma, its such an exciting group of people, Stewart Copt-land got first ride in front. 1 was rele­ many parks and trees providing us all intent on their hobby, to make it Hopping down Lone Mountain gated to the back seat, but not out with a wonderful view of her of­ safe and most of all fun. So. if steps in one cast and ending up of earshot so that I could still per­ ferings. The farms below us gave you're looking for a club, check with two. form my duties as a backseat forth their symmetrical, carefully out the USF Flying Club: anyone driver. Soon the engine was started calculated patterns, while the ani­ with a desire to fly may join. and. and we taxied off onto the runway. mals appeared as shadow s over thc after that wonderful trip. 1 think Joseph turned and informed me red-brown soil. We passed over they deserve a place in the ASUSF. that there was no in flight cocktail Sears Point, just as one of Bob's Try the USF Flying Club, it's a service on this flight. I looked for Mustangs slid into the apex of turn great way to fly! the ejection button. With a whine 5. We passed the golf course.

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Ra/. 9:30 p.m. MUSIC MUSIC Bridge — VERTIGO (PG), 5:30. keystone Berkeley Bonnie Last Day Saloon — Pride and Joy 8:00. 10:20 (12:30 and 3:00 Hayes and the Wild Combo Baybrick Inn — Permanent Chi Chi Club — Rick Kwik pre­ showings also on Wed., Sat. and Warfield Theater — Carole Wave/Times Teach. BASS sents Litters/21st Band/Paris Sun.). King. 8 p.m.. BASS tix COMEDY I-Beam — Flipper/The Wipers Great American Music Hall — Coliseum — SAHARA (PG), Wolfgangs — Dance Dance. 9 The Bobs, 8:30 p.m., BASS tix 4:00, 7:45; ANGEL (R), 2:15. Other Cafe Paula Poundstone. p.m.. BASS tix Kimball's — Monday Showcase 6:00, 9:45. 9 and 11 p.m. Jam w/ Darol Anger and Friends Last Day Saloon — Etta James Comedy at Cobb's — Jack 8:30 p.m./Showcase. 10:15 p.m.. Dance Concert/Neon Coronet — UNFAITHFULLY Hoi) City Zoo Will Gallagher/Jeremy Jam $2 YOURS (PG), 1:30, 3:30, 5:30, Durst/Chicago Steve/Jimi Celeste. Kramer/Bob Rubin, 9 p.m., COMEDY 7:30, 9:30. S5. 9 and II p.m. BASS tix COMEDY Comedy at Cobb's — Will Galaxy — BLAME IT ON RIO Comedy at Cobb's — Jack Gal­ CULTURE Comedy at Cobb's — Paula Durst/Susan Kolinsky/Chris Al­ (R), Sat. and Sun. only, 12:00, lagher/Jeremy Kramer/Bob Poundstone's Comedy Talkshow pine, 9 p.m., BASS 2:15, 4:30, 6:45, 11:15; THE Rubin. 9 and 11 p.m.. 563-9658 Alcazar Tin at re — Pocket Opera HOTEL NEW HAMPSHIRE (R), presents Schubert's 77ii? Con- Holy City Zoo — David Scheuber Holy City Zoo — Rey Sat. and Sun., 1:15, 3:45, 6:15, spirators. 7:39 p.m.. $12-58. hosts Comedy Open Mike, 9 p.m.. Booker/Clarence Sterling/Sean 8:30, 10:45, Mon.-Fri., 6:15, CULTURE BASS tix $1 Corvell, 9 p.m., $3 8:30, 10:45; HARRY AND SON (PG), Sat. and Sun., 1:00, 3:30, St. Ignatius Church- S.F.Bach Davies Symphony Hall — S.F. CULTURE Other Cafe — same as Wednes- 6:15,8:45, 11:00, Mon.-Fri. 6:15, Choir. Verdi's Requiem. 7:30 Symphony presents a P.D.Q. Bach day 8:45, 11:00; LASSITER (R), Sat. p.m.. S6/S5 (students) concert w/ Professor Peter Schic­ Green Room — S.F. Contempor­ and Sun., 1:30, 4:00, 6:30, 8:45, kele and William Walters, call for ary Music Players in conjunction CULTURE 10:40, Mon.-Fri., 6:30, 8:45, People's Theater Coalition — details. 3 p.m.. $18.50-$5.00. w/ the paintings of Lee Krasner. 10:45. 77!*? Legend of Lily Overstreet w/ BASS works by A. LeBaron. T. B. Jolas. Davies Symphony Hall — S.F. Rhodcssa Jones and Idris Ac- and B. Kolb. 8 p.m.. $6.50/$5 Symphony presents, "Mostly The Red Victorian — STAR kamoor, 8 p.m.. $6.50 Golden Gate Park — The S.F (stu/mem) Mozart", w/ Douglas Rioth, harp, STRUCK, 9th, 7:30, 9:30, 10th, Recreation Chorus presents call for details, 8:30 p.m. 3:30, 7:30, 9:30; CELINE AND Opera House — S.F. Ballet pre- Haydn's The Creation. 8 p.m WEDNESDAY: 14 JULIE GO BOATING, 11th, 3:30, free. Hall of Flowers senlsCinderella, 8 p.m.. BASS tix MUSIC 7:15, 13th, 7:30; MANHATTAN ON CAMPUS: (Woody Allen), 13th and 14th, SUNDAY: 11 7:20, 9:20: SECRET AGENT Davies Symphony Hall — Chi Chi Club - Stats/Hollow (Hitchcock), 15th, 7:15 and 9:05. "Mostly Mozart w/ Imogen MUSIC Men/Plastic Faces Cooper, piano, 8:30 p.m.. Wednesday 14th — Nooner: Roxie — FOREIGN CORRES­ S18.50-S5.00. BASS tix Last Day Saloon — James Har Last Day Saloon — Ron Musical Conert by Viva Brazil PONDENT, llth, 3:45 and 9:45. mon Band (2A)/The Casuals Thompson and Resistors Herbst Theater — Pocket Opera Friday 16th — Knights of Colum­ 12th, 9:45; THE 39 STEPS, 11th and 12th, 6:00; THE LADY presents Offenbach's La Wolfgangs — Ronnie Montrose, 9 COMEDY bus St. Patrick's Day Dance, 9 Perichole, 8 p.m.. S13-S5. BASS p.m.-l a.m., $3, U.C. Commons VANISHES, llth and 12th, 7:45; p.m., BASS tix Comedy at Cobb's — Will (Three great Hitchcock flicks). Durst/Susan Kolinsky/Chris Al­ Friday and Saturday the 16th Ghirardelli Wine Cellar — pine, BASS tix and 17th — Movie, EATING Stonestown — HARRY AND Wayne Smith. 3 p.m./David Rea. RAOUL, U.C. Parina Lounge SON (PG), 2:00, 4:30, 7:00, 9:30; SATURDAY: 10 6 p.m. Holy City Zoo — Mark Pitta/Jaz YENTL (PG), 2:00, 4:30, 7:00, Saturday 17th — The Philippine 9:30. MUSIC Fanny's Cabaret — Bill Sweeny, Kaner/Dennis Mitchell, 9 p.m., $3 American Association presents a 5 and 6 p.m.. $3/Mikio. 8:30 and Other Cafe — "Bobcat"' Bob Barrio Fiesta, $3. U.C. Commons, Vouge — RUBEN, RUBEN (R), Brick House — Charlie and the 10 p.m.. $3 Nightcats. $2 cover Goldthwait/Dan Spensor, 9 p.m. 7:30-1:30 a.m. 1:00. 3:00. 5:15,7:30,9:30. 10/7Ac Foghorn/Friday. March 9. 1984 BRA TTESANI and L YNCH Here's To Your Health

hose who treat bums will I HHn tfrfil fiBl taW reap their rewards in are used but do not fully alleviate Don't use water: water makes T heaven." reads thc the pain. grease burn more. In RrieT plaque that hangs in the interna­ The reason that bum victims are Patience and a strong will are tionally reputed Bothin Burn put in isolated units and treated as essential for a full and speedy re­ SENATE BLASTS PFM. . . Center at St. Francis Memorial high risk patients is because they covery. These attitudes must not The Senate invited a PFM representative Sean Mollin to answer ques­ Hospital in San Francisco. are vulnerable to infection. Clos­ only be possessed by thc patient, tions concerning the lack of utensils, lack of adequate supplies ol food und The truth of this statement has ing the bum. therefore, is the prim­ but by thc health care profession­ laek oi variety of staple food* in the Commons They also questioned ihe no impact until one actually ex­ ary goal in the treatment of bums. als, family and friends as well. monetary policy of PFM concerning the use ol the Valiilme | meal can! i and periences what goes on behind the Eschar, the dead, burned skin, That plaque that hangs proudly in why students were not reimbursed ror unused allotments in the Green and doorsof this isolated unit. The pain must be removed daily, and this is the Bothin Bum Center is of great Gold. Concerning the Foe n Grog, the Senate asked Mollin it I'l M will and depression that is felt by a bum accomplished through a treatment significance when you or someone return to pitchers in the future and offer a selection in bottled been Molhn assuringly responded that PFM was to look into the problems in an attempt patient might not only leave per­ called debridement. Debridement you love has become a victim of to reach a suitable medium manent scars on the victim's body, consists of daily bath scrubs and such a serious mishap. but more frequently on their minds frequent dressing changes. Chemi­ Remember . . . caution and HI-TECH FOR SENATE. . . as well. The long and essential cals, such as bleaching water, are prevention can save your life. As ASUSF President Gian Marchesiello suggested (hat ASUSF, in added to bath water for disinfec­ treatment thus requires union with Kl'SI*. purchase a computer lor future budget analysis and psychological healing as well as tion. other Senate and radio topics. physical, for the fear of fire can One's initial reaction to being become a dominant part of one's burned can make thc difference in GOVERNANCE COMMITTEE. . . life. thc severity of one's bums. Follow Latest Judaic The governance committee suggested to the Senate thai due to the large When is a bum actually serious? the STOP-DROP-ROLL rule: stop allotment ol funds to the co-curricular committee, that the hv laws ofthe The depth and amount of tissue where you arc: drop to the ground: Studies Scholar committee be upgraded and more clearly defined damage determines how serious roll to smother flames. Then apply the injury is. First degree bums are cool water immediately. Do not YEARBOOK SEEKS COOPERATION. . . Tony Baitenetti, head ofthe yearbook committee warned the Senate that similar to sunburns in that only the use ice and do not apply butter, the yearbook sales will slide if the committee does nol receive cooperation herbs or oils. Do not break blisters. first layer of skin is damaged. They Professor Ellis Rivkin, from thc from the Senate require only a five to seven day Do not pull off clothing that is Jewish Institute of Religion in Cin­ healing period. stuck to the bum. cinnati, is the first occupant of thc Second degree bums go deeper How can one try to prevent bum USF Judaic Studies Visiting than the first layer. Because nerve injuries? Scholars seat and was the third in a sor at USF. The seat was made strives for. endings are exposed, this type of Approximately 75 people a series of Jewish lecturers which possible by a $500,000 endow­ "It is not only an honor but a bum is the most painful. The heal­ year, most of them young children, included Chaim Potok and Eugene ment for the Judaic Studies Pro­ rare opportunity to further my own ing process is considerably slow, are seriously burned by scalding Borowitz. gram made by Melvin Swig, the commitment in building bridges sometimes requiring grafting (skin hot water from a faucet. Often Rivkin is the author of six books president of the Fairmont Hotel, between Judaism and Christian­ utilized from a human donor or these bums are fatal. Control your dealing primarily with Jewish his­ and retired Vice President of Dean ity" porcine), and/or plastic surgery home water temperature. tory. His latest work, What Witter Reynolds. Inc.. Robert varying from person to person. Crucified Jesus'.' attempts to show Stinton. The aim of the Judaic- Other preventive hints: Empty " Depending on skin type, scars may some of the hot liquids or foods that the imperial system of the Studies Program is to make "con­ {-resumes be left behind. from full cooking pots before car­ Roman Empire was responsible for crete the ecumenical dimensions of Beautifully Typeset - One Day Service And finally third degree, the rying them. Turn pot handles in. Christ's death. Additionally, he thc Jesuit vision of education." 10% DISCOUNT WITH AD most serious bum, destroys both Roll sleeves up away from thc has contributed numerous articles Professor Rivkin says that he is Type&Graphics and reviews to various publica­ layers of the skin and destroys stove top. Smother flames with a honored to be invited to occupy the 3216GEARY/Parker 751 3666 nerve endings, thus being painless lid or another pot if grease flares up tions, including Encyclopedia Swig chair for the first time and at first. Skin grafts are required for in flames. 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Friday. March 9, I984 /The Foghorn! II SPORTS Chuck White: Intramural Czar

Bv JEFF MILLER physical education. during evening hours. Thc tennis Offered several jobs at smaller courts arc always packed when thc Athletic Director Fr Robert colleges. White decided to become weather is decent. White also sees Sunderland related to the Foghorn intramurals director at USF. "I the popularity of free play basket­ his thoughts on intramurals direc- didn't know anything about USF ball in Memorial Gym as increas­ toi Chuck White, "above all he is before I came here."' hc told the ing. "Thc basketball in the gym dedicated lo thc university and lhe Foghorn. "I like this place, it's seemed to fall off after thc team students. " grown on me." was dropped." White said. "Now Sunderland's remark seems to Shortly after coming to USF. we have an ever increasing amount describe more than adequate!) the White obtained a leave of absence of intramural basketball teams." attitude Chuck White takes in per- to play tennis on thc Australian The lack of participation by forming the various tasks he un­ circuit. Hc still plays in many local women is one thing White has tried dertakes at USF; whether it be ad­ tournaments and has coached to work on. He sees the participa­ ministrating, leaching, or coach­ USF's mens team for several tion in aerobics, extramural soc­ ing. yeaiS. White is also an instructor of cer, and flag football as positive White, who has been intramur­ physical education at USF. areas. An attempt was made to . KJ + als director since 1973. is well The importance of the in­ form a women's basketball league center. group. qualified for his role at USF. Al­ tramural programs at USF has but there was not enough interest Dr. Ann Dolan, White's super­ A major project that will have to though hc went to San Jose State changed since White took over. Hc shown. visor, told the Foghorn, "I'm very be funded is the new recreation primarilv lor its tennis program, he feels the students have gained a White considers the introduction pleased that the President has given center. White has a large role in the came awav from SJS with two de­ true right to use thc school's of t-shirts for intramural particip­ Chuck a large role in the planning planning of the new center. He grees in biological science and facilities. The athletic department ants and the use of paid officials as ofthe recreation center." calls it the "numberone priority of physical education. He also made and school administration, ac­ other improvements he has made in White has other goals he would the school." the dean's list there. cording to White, have accepted intramurals. "The introduction of like to meet. He wants to continue White feels that the recreation During his years at the under­ thc importance of a strong student t-shirts started sort of a national to increase student participation, center will solve the lack of graduate level. White was one of recreational program. White trend." White told the Foghorn. especially in outings such as sail­ facilities problem that now exists. the stars ot a tennis team which was commented. "Wc control the In order to cover the costs of the ing and fishing trips. "There are a He commented, "With a recrea­ ranked as high as seventh in thc facilities and the students come t-shirts and other league costs. lot of students out there who don't tion center we would have one of nation Hc played as high as first. Without them, no one would White has instituted a three dollar even know we exist." White is thc nicest small universities in the number one position singles and come to see the athletic teams fee for participation in intramural hopeful that a twelve team softball West." went up against competition such play." sports. He thinks that if ASUSF league will see better weather than Continuing his emphasis on stu­ as Roscoe Tanner. White believes that student par­ contributed funds to his budget, the the leagues of the past two years. dent recreation. White told the White went on to advance his ticipation has'risen as the programs students might not have to pay any White briefly discussed his Foghorn that the new recreation education at Stanford. He had a themselves have developed. He fee. White emphasizes his tight fi­ troubled men's tennis team. USF center should be for students first. 3.98 G.P.A. there and earned points to the increased use of the nancial situation at intramurals. once had one of the top teams as "Physical education and athletics master's degrees in education and weight room and of Loyola gvm ""We're not a profit making recently as five years ago. White should have second priority," he considers the problem to be about said. as simple as a transfer of funds White sees the new recreation Northern Telecom which has lowered his number of center as a vehicle for the diversifi­ scholarships to zero. He hopes to cation of student educational rebuild the team some day with the programs and activities. Classes in ...A Rational Career Choice help of Fr. Sunderland. areas such as swimming and scuba The merger of computer technology and telecommunications has No one could ever accuse Chuck diving may be introduced. Rac­ made our industry THE growth field for the 80's and beyond. 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12 Ih, Foghorn Friday. March 9, 19S4 JIM YOUNG Sport Fantasy New Rule Affects Student-Athletes By JIM YOUNG down his pen and close his books fails as a professional ' Hc has no and sign on thc dotted line for the thing to fall back on here have been so many times in my life when I have thought to myself. "I wish I had the time and money to do this." or. "I A U.S. District Court judge big bucks. There will be those players who Twish I could have been there when this happened." All of us handed down a decision last week Let's face it, many college will develop a false sense of sec have had these same thoughts at one time or another, whether these that could change the structure of athletes today value thc dollar sign urity by realizing it thev don't thoughts focused around our dream vacation, or what we would do if we football played on all levels, from more than a diploma. Also, some make it in the classroom, they al­ had a million dollars of petty cash laying around thc house. high school right on up there to of these athletes are better on the ways have thc option of turning I compiled a list of everything I would like to do sometime in my life, where the big boys play. football field than in thc classroom pro and other things I wish I could have seen in person. The list is in no Judge Laughlin Waters ruled anyway. Thc college life was just What is going to stop a bigshot particular order, just a sportswriter's rambling thoughts. that the USFL's policy of not not made for some people and pro agent, out to make a last buck, drafting collegiate underclassmen those who stay in school for the from walking onto a high school or —Watch a Philadelphia 76er-Boston Celtic game at the Boston Garden, was in violation of federal antitrust sole purpose of playing profes­ college campus and filling these one of the true Mecca's of basketball. Watching the greatest rivalry in basketball under those 13 championship banners that hang from the rafters law, thus illegal. Even though thc sional football arc doing them­ players' heads w ith false images of of the Garden is enough to send chills up anyone's spine. NFL and the Canadien Football selves and the university a disser­ fame and fortune.' Misrepresenta­ —Go to a Louisville-Kentucky basketball game. Bluegrass basketball at League were not involved, their vice. tion in professional sports can be its best. college eligibility rules are identi­ A college education is not a re­ very ugly. —Watch a New York Islander-New York Ranger game at Madison cal to thc USFL's policy of not quirement to play pro football. If a The ruling is a good one in Square Garden. Throw out the records when these two teams take the ice, drafting underclassmen before his talented player, such as a Marcus theory, but thc consequences it it's war. college class graduates. Dupree. wants to skip out on col­ might bring about could be Ugly. —Have been able to have been in Lake Placid to watch the '"Miracle on The practice of a player turning lege early to make a lucrative liv­ not only for thc players, bul thc Ice". Truly an event that will be unmatched in history. professional before his college ing playing in the pro's, fine. If hc sport of football as a whole Look —Play 18 holes of golf at Augusta National, the site of the Master's. Just eligibility runs its course is ac­ wants a diploma then a shot at thc for a huge exodus among thc top the smell ol dogwood, pine and all the azaleas would be enough to make cepted both in and basket­ big dollars, even better. Thc point players in college from thc campus me forget my score. is the athlete should have the free­ —Spend some time in the British Isles. Two weeks of great tennis at ball, but has been somewhat to the promised land of wealth and Wimbledon, and then off to the Old Course at St. Andrew's for the British "taboo" in football. dom to choose what path he wants fane. College football will ulti­ Open golf tournament. Why should an aspiring football to take. mately suffer, and those marching —Go to the NCAA Final Four, the best two days in college basketball. player have to wait until his class Still, this ruling just might open bands just might think twice before —To have been at the Montreal Forum to watch Nadia Comeniei receive graduates before he can turn pro­ a big can of worms. the) strike up the fight song for her perfect 10's in the 1976 Summer Olympics would have been an fessional? If a kid is an exceptional What happens to thc player who someone who is using their univer­ experience of a lifetime. talent, and he knows that profes­ decides to go to school for one or sity as just another rung on the —Take my basketball trip: Wrigley Field to watch tl e cubs sional football is his calling in life, Iwo years for some seasoning on ladder to a six figure contract. with the "Bleacher Bums" who bask in the sun just beyond the ivy covered hc should have thc freedom to put thc collegiate level and ultimately walls of Wrigley. Catch the Tigers in Tiger Stadium, then to the east coast and Fenway Park (or is it Paakl to see the Red Sox and then to Yankee Stadium. Yes. there is a special place in my heart lor the old time ballyards. —Sec a World Cup soccer final at Marcana Stadium in Rio de Janiero. Brazil, with 230,000 people. Imagine the excitement it Brazil was one of the finalists! —Attend any subway . Mets-Yankees. Angels-Dodgers (Freeway Series'.'). Cubs-White Sox (that'll be the day). Giants-A's (Bart Series '.'). —Spend thc month of March taking in in Arizona. —To have been able to have seen the great Montreal Canadien teams of the 50's. The likes of Jean Belaveau. Maurice Richard. Boom Boom Gcofforian and Jacque Plante will he unmatched. Only Wayne Gretzky comes close. —Watch the University of Houston's "Phi Slamma Jamma" do a layup drill. —To see De Paul's Ray Meyer win the national championship in this his last year of coaching. What a fine way to see a coaching giant end his illustrious career. Couldn't happen to a finer gentleman. —And finally, above all. to see USF reestablish itself as a basketball power, and to be able to laugh at everyone who says academics and athletics don't mix. Cal Beats Dons In Slugfest University of Portland in a doub­ clubbed a three-run homer. And Sports Briefs By DREW SANDSOR leheader. The first game w ill begin though losing pitcher Dave Shel­ at noon on Ulrich Field. don led off thc ninth with a homer, MEN'S CROSS COUNTRY COACH. . . Captain Dan The USF Diamond Dons were The Dons fell behind early to the Dons weren't .ible to rally, and Schwab, a faculty member in the military science department, is USF's on the short end of the stick Tues­ Cal, trailing 4-0 going into the they dropped their fifth game in a new men's cross country coach. Schwab takes over for Lt. Col. Russell day, losing to a highly regarded third inning, but thanks to Rich row. Batting: Larry Arrington Calvert. He received his bachelors degree from Sacramento State, where Cal Bears team by the score of Herbert's solo homer in the third, leads the Dons in virtually every he participated in cross country. Schwab then went on to get his masters 12-10. This high scoring game saw and Steve Scolini's grand slam in offensive category. Arrington is degree from Central Michigan. Sue Rojciew icz will continue to coach the both teams combine for 14 extra thc fifth, the Dons were able to second to Sheldon 1355) in batting women's team. base hits, including 5 home runs. 4 grab an 8-4 lead after five innings. with a .346 average. Arrington of which were hit by USF. The teams went into the ninth leads thc Dons in runs (13). hits NEW CREW COACH. . . USF also has a new crew coach. The Dons will be back in action deadlocked 9-9. Cal then surged (18). homers (6). and RBIs (18). John Petersen, a full-time P.E. instructor, is already working with his team tomorrow, when they host the ahead in thc ninth to take a 12-9 during practices at the Oakland estuary. Petersen received his bachelors and masters degrees from the University of California at Berkeley. He has coached crew tor such schools as Mills College and the College of Alameda. THERE ARE TWO SIDES TO GIRLS HOOPS. . . The Lady Dons finished up their 1983-84 basketball season last Friday night against Santa Clara, and unfortunately BECOMING A NURSE IN THE ARMY. thc season ended on a losing note. Playing without starting center Linda Walsh, who sat out due to a dislocated shoulder, the Lady Dons fell behind And they're both repre­ early, caught up and even took the lead for a while, but Santa Clara's hot sented by the insignia you wear second half shooting was too much to overcome and the Lady Dons went as a member ofthe Army Nurse down to defeat in their final game, which was played before the largest home crowd ofthe season, by the score of 74-62. The Lady Dons were led Corps. The caduceus on the left in scoring by Margaret Walsh and Sue Corder. who tallied 18 and 14 means you're part of a health care respectively. The Lady Dons eneded their season with a record of 11-16 system in which educational and overall, and 3-1 I in Nor Pac Conference play. Before the game, seniors career advancement are the rule, Linda Walsh and Sue Bacon were recognized in a touching ceremony honoring these two graduating seniors. Good luck in your future. Linda not the exception. The gold bar and Sue. on the right means you command respect as an Army officer, If you're earning a BSN, write: Army Nurse Opportunities, P.O. Box 7713, Clifton, NJ 07015. ARMY NURSE CORPS. BE AU YOU CAN BE.

Friday. March 9, 1984/77..? Foghorn/\1 Lady Don Softballers Alive And Well

By DOREEN POINDEXTER thai lasl oul in lhe clutch. Also from is Carol I lie I Diversity of San I rancisco Fisher, a first baseman out of Mesa Lad) IXuis softball team is alive College in San Diego With two and well, and playing in Negoesco years of junior college ball behind Stadium Despite an overall losing her she offers an insight into the season lasl year, the l.ady Dons game that is truly valuable. Her squad promises to be a playoff alertness will benefit the Dons in contender at the season's end. Al- their search for elusive outs. ready having compiled a 7 win 3 Out of DeAnza College is Cathy loss record, including a victory Ciardella. Cathy, like her team­ ovei lhe Cal Hears last Friday, lhe mate Nellie, is a dual player, with IXuis are psyched for thc rest of lhe ability lo play cither Icftficld or league and non-league play Under short stop. Her versatility will in­ the watchful eyes o\ head coach sure the Lady Dons ample cover­ Cece (ion/ale/, and Annette age ofthe field, anil the flexibility Blanford, thc team continues to to switch around and try new com­ grow and progress both as indi­ binations. vidual players, and in the capacity Rounding out thc outfield this to function as a unit year will be Holli Brashear. Tracy Experience and consistency will Miller, and Mimi Reslier. These be the keys for the Lady Dons this three will be playing left, center, time around, with both criteria and right field respectively. Tracy being absolute musts for a suc­ is a quick player whose speed will cessful season Gonzalez feels be an asset to the team. Once on that. "Consistency is what Ihe base she is more likely to steal lhan l.ady Dons will need Within our stay! So outfielder Tracy will he league there are no real teams that called on to field as well as offer absolutely dominate as in past continuity. Her batting skills will ye.us so. the learn that plays also be needed to insure runs and well throughout the season on a RBI's. Holli and Mimi are both regular basis, will be the one to strong fielders and hitters who will watch.'' Given a strong defense, be important to a strong outfield. and a well rounded offense, the Look for them to be consistent and well will also be important for ginia are strong pitchers with good thy, they are a team to watch, a I ad) Dons should fare well, wilh a careful, avoiding any costly errors. Shelly this year, as well as her technique and the talent to work the team to beat, and a team to cheer. strong possibility of a play-off At second base is Pam Albini, a duties as catcher. bal I. Keep an eye on Roberts as she berth and good league positioning. freshman who brings excellence No softball team is ever com­ continues to progress throughout Notes: The Lady Dons split a Barring any serious injuries, the and a desire to win with her. Albini plete without a strong pitching the year, perfecting her wide range doubleheader with the Santa Clara leam will definitely be contenders. is sharp and always in search of a staff, and that the Lady Dons do of pitches and continuing her fine Bruins this past Tuesday. The Unlike last year's squad of double play. Junior Jane Healy is possess. Dianna Albini, a junior playing as Wall looks to a smooth Lady Dons won the opener 3-0 twelve, with three members red- returning this season at third base and sister of Pam Albini, second injury free season. behind the shutout pitching of shirting due to injuries, the softball and will be a real force behind the baseman, will be the strength ofthe With all this on their side, the Melissa Wall. The Lady Dons team looks healthy both mentally Lady Dons. Nicknamed mound. Her finesse as both a Lady Dons are sure to be in the dropped the last game of the twin and physically. Their outlook has "' Hoover'' by her teammates she is pitcher and a hitter are evident to running this year with strong po­ bill by a score of 3-2. Pam Albini is improved and they seem confident known for not letting a ball get by even the casual observer, and with tential. Annette Blanford, assistant leading the team in hitting with a in their overall abilities as players. her. Jane would rather dive than her battery of pitches, she should coach forthe team, says, "There is . 320 average, and her sister Dianna Perhaps Ihis is due in part to thc miss. As a strong baiter, Jane will be unstoppable this season. Bar­ no reason why our program should Albini is the top USF pitcher, experience of three junior college also be able to add offensively to ring any injury or illness, Albini not finish second in the league this sporting an ERA of 0.27. The Lady transfers new to USF's Diamond. the team as well. will be a constant force to be re­ year. The potential is there, as is Dons' next home game will be Nettie Morris, a short-stop and Shelly Pfieifer will be behind the ckoned with by her opponents, and the ability and desire to do well." Wednesday, when they take on the catcher from Mt. San Antonio plate this year with a strong arm a definite part of the "Dons Having compiled a seven and three Cal Bears in a doubleheader that College is crucial to the infield. and a sharp eye. Like her team­ Machine". Completing the staff record, the Lady Dons are well on will start at 1:30 at Negoesco She will be looked lo as the catalyst mates, she is confident and sure of are Melissa Wall and Virginia their way to a winning season and a Stadium. on defensive plays and to provide her offense and defense. Batting Roberts. Both Melissa and Vir­ successful one. Strong and heal­

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