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VOL. 16—NO. 229 HAMILTON. BERMUDA, MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, 1931 3D _»ER COPY —4.0'- Pte.fi ANNUVI FRENCH PREMIER ACCEPTS WASHINGTON INVITATION

C R & a N. RAILWAYS BRITISH ELECTION NEXT BANKING TROUBLES IN TOSSED SEVEN DAYS ON WAGE DECREASES IN ASK TEN% WAGE CUT MONTH FRANCE ATLANTIC THE U. S. Regarded as Foregone Con­ Leading Bank has to be Airmen's Experience in Varying Theories Regarding London Stock Exchange Down; clusion in Parliament Backed by Others Waterlogged Plane Business Recovery

LONDON, Sept. 26—Critical con­ NEW YORK, Sept. 26:—A terrible New York Fluctuates PARIS, Sept. 26:—ReUef was felt NEW YORK, Sept. 26—The ten versations open at "Chequers," story of tossing for seven days in to France by tens of thousands of per cent wage cuts recently an­ the Premier's country residence, their waterlooged monoplane on depositors when it became known nounced by the United States Steel tomorrow. There, after discussions the Atlantic was told by Willy that a strong consortium, backed Corporation, effecting 220,000 work­ with the Rt. Hon. Stanley Baldwin Rody, Christian Johannsen, and by the Ministry of Finance, had men, will go into effect on October JAPAN WITHDRAWAL SATISFIES (Conservative) and Sir Herbert Costa de Viega, who were forced to come to the aid of the Banque 1st. it was announced after a special alight one hour from Harbour Grace Samuel (Liberal) and the principal Nationale de Credits. Rumours of meeting of the directors. The cuts on a Portugal-New York flight at­ LEAGUE members of the -Cabinet. Prime the soundness of the bank were cur­ in the wages of employees of the tempt and were picked up by the Minister Ramsay MacDonald will rent yesterday. The Banque Nat­ Bethlehem Steel Corporation, the Norwegian motorship "Belmoira." decide whether to ask for the dis­ ionale de Credit is one of the biggest Youngstown Sheet and Tube Com­ solution of Parliament or not. and most important banks in Arriving at New York yesterday, pany, the General Motors Corpora­ Mrs, Ware Retains U. S. Golf Tide—Cotton and On Tuesday the King returns to France, with 37 branches in Paris they said that when they were about tion and the United States Rubber London from and if the and 513 branches in the provinces. 80 miles from Newfoundland their Company also go into effect on decision favours dissolution Mr. It has a capital of 318,000.000 fuel gave out and they were forced October 1st. Coal Trades Improve in —Colom­ MacDonald must submit it to His to alight on a rough sea. Most of francs. The bank's difficulties, it Federal officials lost no time in Majesty. their provisions were swept away. bian Gold Exports Barred—ICingsford is believed have been caused through letting it be known thai, the Pre­ In and about the lobbies of Par­ "It was awful," declared Rody. certain foreign banks, with which sident did not regard the wage cuts liament dissolution is regarded as Johannsen, who is veteran war Smith Makes Good Time—Premier the bank had large transactions. with favour, and Icadej s of labour a foregone conclusion. It Is now An official communique states that pilot, said "We had only ten ounces have expressed r-..c_:;:i__„ at the MacDonald Back After Holiday suggested dissolution will take the outcome of a conference with of chocolate and two gallons of economies the companies have place on October 3, with nomina­ the Minister of Finance, the Gov­ rusty, oily water in the radiator. made at the expense of their em­ tions on October 16 and the ernor of the Banque de France and We rationed it out, having about a r ployees. There are varying theories COTTON AND COAL TRADES elections on October 28. The plan representatives of the big French wine glass full each day. It tasted NEW YORK STOCK MARKET SEE­ like nectar. as to the reasons for the cuts. SAWS FEVERISHLY IMPROVE IN ENGLAND is for a national appeal by the Na­ banks is the guarantee of the es­ tional Government under the lead­ tablishment of afund. The Banque "On the sixth day a freighter STEADIER WORK? NEW YORK, Sept. 26:—The Stock LONDON, Sept. 26.—British in­ ership of the Prime Minister prob­ Nationale de Credits will conseq­ passed us without spotting us, ably on the following broad lines uently be enabled to carry out its and we gave up hope, the, next Market see-sawed feverishly yester­ dustry is moving. Four Lancashire Wail Street took the announce­ of policy: (1) stabilisation of cur­ normal operations and meet all day the 'Belmoria' hove in sight and day, and leading shares, which cotton mills, two of which had been ment of the Steel Corporation to rency, (2) a balanced budget, (3). commitments. saw the shirt which we hoisted to gained one to eight points in early idle for four years, are re-opening mean that steadier work was to be tariffs. attract attention." trading, swung down to show almost and will employ 1,500 workers. -—oo expected, in view of the fact that oo oo as heavy losses by midday. They Two blast furnaces will be re­ that organisation had previously then rallied to close strong, regist­ started at Barrow on Monday and JAMAICAN FLEECED IN announced it hoped to put off a ering advances of from three to steel works will be re-opened a few BRITAIN WILL PULL "FRANCONIA" TO BE wage decrease until it could assure seven points. The sale totalled days later. Liverpool reports record its employees steadier work. This . about 3,000,000 shares. The Board LONDON sales of cotton. Inquiries for coal THROUGH TAKEN OFF move on the part of the large cor­ of Governors have decided to tight­ have increased. porations follows similar action by en up control of short selling, re­ * # * other -malJci- companies, and it has questing daily reports of stock sold CUP. AND C.N. RAILWAYS ASK General Smuts' Ringing | Tricksters Pose as Share "Carinthia" to Replace Her short and re-bought the same day long been known, that the present MEN TO ACCEPT 10 PER CENT basis of the steel trade is an un­ so that the Governors may detect LESS Words of Encouragement j Brokers and get £10, From Oct. 24th bear raiding. satisfactory one. Guilders, the Dutch currency, MONTREAL, Sej>t. 26:—The Exe­ LONDON, Sept. 26.—General LONDON, Septi 26:—A Jamaican Messrs. Watlington and Conyers, A WARNING broke sharply from the highest cutive officers of the Railway Trans­ Smuts, the distinguished South visitor staying at a West End Hotel local agents for the Furness Ber­ level of the year but held above the portation Union at a meeting here is African statesman, uttered ringing j who hoped to benefit by the recent muda Line, announce that atP. Administrative circles hold the 40 cent mark, and Scandinavians, discussing proposals from the dir­ words of encouragement to the sensational rises on the Stock Ex­ from October 24th. the Cuir_r_e_. opinion that the lea* of the big which were under pressure, showed ectors of the Canadian National British nation when he was presen­ change is ruing his speculative "Carinthia" will replace the "Fran­ companies mentioned will notbe recuperative powers later. Norway and Canadian Pacific Railways for ted with the freedom of the city of urgings here today. As the result conia," at present under charter followed generally, and it is not and Danish exchanges closed _ cent a general wage cut of ten per cent. York today. of a confidence trick he now sur­ from the' Cunard Company by the likely that the President will take lower each. For the first time in The Companies have asked the "Since the war" he said, "Brit­ veys a sadly depleted bank account, Furness interests. The popularity any special action. The President several years United States banking men to accept a reduction in view ain has proudly shouldered her sharpsters having fleeced him of of the "Franconia" has been of of the Otis Steel Company thought interests bought gold in London of the steadily decreasing earnings burdens and generously iorgiven £10,000. great assistance to Bermuda this the move of the United States at a premium, it was learned bere, and as a counterpoise to decreases her debtors, while many of her He handed the money over to summer, and it is expected the Steel Corporation and the Bethle­ the purchase amounting to £210,000. in the eo.t of living. The Union re­ competitions have in one way or two men who told him they had "Carinthia" will prove as accept­ hem Steel Corporation constituted # * # presentatives, waile relucant to another repudiated their liabilit­ inside information regarding stocks able to the American travelling a warning that unless the present ' LONDON STOCK EXCHANGE accept the proposed wage cut, re­ ies." General Smuts declared that and shares, and assured him he public. price demoralisation ended another GENERALLY DOWN cognise the difficulties of the com­ he was proud of the behaviour of would be able to obtain a profit of The "Carinthia" is 20,2^7 tons ten per cent cut was likely. panies and are averse to any strike the country during the present 25 per cent, within three days. gross, 600 feet long, and has a beam Labour leaders were extremely LONDON, Sept. 26.—The action. They may ask for the ap­ slump. On the 24th. of this month, he of 73 feet. Built in 1925, she has a disappointed with the move of the tendency of the Stock Exchange was pointment of a Board of Arbitra­ "You are going to have a great handed the money over to them. speed of 16| knots. Her twin screws big companies, and generally re­ generally downward this morning tion under the Federal Industrial struggle," he warned, "but with The tricksters pocketed the mon­ are driven by steam turbines. Be­ gard it was being inclined only to owing largely to the Committee's Disputes Act Negotiations are con­ my bottom dollar I bet you are ey and promised to produc3 the tween the "Oarinthia" and the aggravate business depression and decision to restrict dealings to a tinuing with the railway heads. going to pull through." share certificates the same night. "Franconia" there is little differ­ retard recovery. * PIP * cash basis for the present. oo Night came, but no' 'share-brokers,' ence in size. # . . CANADIAN TRADE EXHIBITION and the man informed Scotland — oo— FOREIGN SUPPLIERS REFUSE CRUISE TO W. INDIES WEST YORKS LEAVE Yard. The men gained his confidence POUND STERLING MONTREAL, Sept. __:—Mr. S. E. by mentioning the names of certain ASSAULTED POLICE j NOBILE EXPEDITION NOT PAYMENT Wharton, who is arranging _tie BERMUDA people their dupe knew in the West Canadian Trade Exhibition cruise Indies. LONDON, Sept. 26.—The London CONSTABLE to the West Indies, has announced —oo—- TRACED Chamber of Commerce has invited that Government motion pictures Northumberland Fusiliers members to furnish names of of Canadian life and Canadian foreign suppliers who refused to UNEMPLOYMENT IN industrial plants will entertain Arrive on Saturday Youth Fined £25 at But Camp of Would-be deliver goods under contract for West Indian visitors to the S.s. payment in pound sterling unless New Northland, which will be the NEW YORK buyers were prepared to meet the Bermuda said goodbye yesterday Supreme Court exhibition ship. to the 1st Battn. West Yorkshire Rescuers is Found difference in the exchange rates. . * m Regiment, who have been relieved * * * In the Supreme Court on Satur- BISHOP OF LONDON LEAVES by the 1st. Northumberland Fusil­ STOCKHOLM, Sweden. Sept. 26: PREMIER MACDONALD BACK Forty Million Dollars Relief I day Oram Hall, aged 22, was charged CANADA iers. H.M. Troopship Lancashire —(C.P.)—The remarkable preserv­ AFTER HOUDAY before the Acting-Chief Justice, OTTAWA, Sept. 26:—Bishop Win- docked at No. 6 Shed early on Sat­ ing qualitites of ice are once more urday morning, and the relieving in a Year Mr. R. C. Hallett, with unlawfully LONDON, Sept. 26.—Looking bet­ nington Ingram of London, who evidenced by a report from a Swed­ detachment disembarked on Sun­ assulting a police constable while ter for his few days' rest, Prime has been a guest at Government ish Arctic expedition, headed by day morning. excuting his duty on June 7th at Minister Ramsay MacDonald re­ House here during the past few NEW YORK, Sept. 26.—By the Professor Ahlman of the Stock­ The West Yorkshire Regt. em­ St. George's. Hall had been releas­ turned to London yesterday for days, sailed homewards on the S.s. end of next month public and holm University, after many barked after, and the troopship ed on bail pending the hearing of a Cabinet meeting. He left again Empress of Britain from Quebec private agencies will have spent months cruising on the "Quest" left for Jamaica where she will the case. He elected to have a at night for "Chequers." His today. Other passengers on the $40,000,000 in twelve months for the in the icy waters between Spitz- stay several d**ys She will return speedy trial and pleaded guilty. coming was heralded by renewed C_P.S. boat included Countess Jel­ relief of unemployment in this bergen and Novaja Zemlja. The to Bermuda to pick up the reliefs, The counsel for the defence, prophecies that the dissolution of licoe, whose daughter Lady Gwen­ city, states the Welfare Council expedition landed at Foyn Island and then proceed to Egypt, where Mr. B. Dill, -referred to the youth ParUament is imminent, and that doline is convalescing after a ser- Co-ordtoatingCommittee on Unem­ and there struck the abandoned the West Yorks are next to be of the defendant. "Youth's indis­ a general election is to be held with ios operation in a hospital in Mon­ ployment. The report of the Com­ camp of Captain Sora, the Italian stationed, via Southampton. cretion of imbibing freely and not all speed. It is stated authorita­ treal, and Lord Duncannon, the mittee stresses the increasing alpto-t. and Van Donghen, the oo too wisely, resulted to his rash tively that no decision for dissolu­ eldest son of Earl Bessborough, seriousness of the situation, and Norwegian flyer, who three years act at the time." explained Mr. ago attempted to rescue General tion has yet been taken, but the Governor-General of Canada, and points out that $32,000,000 will Dill. Accused, however, was not Nobile's Italia expedition. They Cabinet has been summoned to Countess Bessborough, who is go­ LONDON ACCLAIMS have been spent for relief and emergency wages in the city, in drunk, but was looking after his had been marooned on Foyn Island meet again on Monday. ing to England to enter Cambridge addition to the $8,000,000 already friend who was under the influ­ and were on the verge of starvation * * * University. KAYE DON voted by the Oity of New York, by ence of liquor. Had the prisoner when finally saved by Swedish flyers. * * * not endeavoured to help his FRENCH PREMIER ACCEPTS U.S. the end of October. The men from the "Quest" at MRS. WARE RETAINS U.S. GOLF friend he would probably not have INVITATION the abandoned camp found a TITLE Motoring Celebrities Greet -Yesterday Controller Charles W. ever seen the constable. damaged tent, a Polar sleigh, Berry introduced a resolution be­ Superintendant W. N. T. Williams PARIS, Sept. 26.—United States BUFFALO, Sept. 26:—Mrs. Glen- fore the board of Estimate authoris­ photographic apparatus, a silver Ambassador Walter E. Edge has na Collett Ware, the champion, re­ Speedboat Ace testified to Hall's good character watch, a hip-flask, a Primus stove ing the payment of 180 unemployed prior to this year. Hall, he said, formally invited Premier Laval to tained her title in the U.S. Wo­ men and women who had been plac­ and other objects, all remarkably LONDON, Sept. 26.—Cheered by was a motor mechanic. Bad com­ visit President Hoover at Washing­ men's Golf tournament yesterday. ed in the city's employ. The pay preserved by the ice. The watch hundreds of Londoners, Kaye Don, pany had been his downfall and he ton. The Premier accepted the in­ She defeated last year's runner-up, of these workers had been witliheld when wound at once started going. who won the first race for the had come under the notice of the vitation yesterday afternoon. Miss Virgina Van Wie, two up. by-the Department of Finance be­ The photographic camera was not Harmsworth Speedboat Trophy at police on several occasions. On * * . Miss Helen Hicks beat Miss Enid cause they were doing clerical damaged. A pocket-book, besides Detroit but was disqualified at the May 23rd this year he was convicted LEAGUE COUNCIL SATISFIED Wilson, the English ladies' champ- work instead of manual work, for Italian and Norwegian bank-notes start of the second race, made a for creating a disturbance in WITH JAPAN'S WITHDRAWAL Ion, two and one. which they were appointed. contained photographs and hastily triumphant return to London last * * # Plans for a $12,000,000 relief fund Continued on Page 8 penned notes, which still were evening. decipherable. The life rope was as GENEVA, Sept. 26.—The Council COLOMBIA GOLD EXPORTS BAR­ are progressing, subdivisions of the Stepping out of a railway coach strong as if it had been bought the of the League of Nations rejected RED Emergency Unemployment Relief bearing in large letters the words day before. All these finds are now China's plea for examination of the Committee being in charge. An private welfare agencies; and "Welcome to Kaye Don," he was on board the "Quest" and will in Manchurian situation by an im­ BOGOTA, Sept. 26:—President estimate of the various amounts $2,000,000 by semi-official organis­ Herrera, who was vested by his surrounded by a crowd of motoring- which will have been spent by the ations. It is estimated that 53,000 due time be restored to their right­ partial commission last night and celebrities. One of the first to shake ful owners. The '"Quest" tried announced itself satisfied with Government with power to take end of October shows the following famiUes in the city are affected by any financial steps he might con- hands with him was Sir Malcolm figures: $18,000,000 by the City and unemployment, including 230,000 in vain to discover traces of Xtx% Japan's proposal to withdraw troops Nobile expedition. to their original position. Cmthaed on page 8 <__J_w_ on ttm 2 State; $12,000,000 expended by with all wage-earners unem loyed. QRDia. STRAW1HIRY* PLANTS NOW__L___^ffiS. ___illipi*«'»i,Ms" Tagc 2 THE ROYAL GAZETTE AND COLONIZE DAILY MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, 1931

must, or, if not, should be, some INCREAsSED COST OF ______M_----_--______i_^M____r-p-J_?____-__S£2£S£2__S_^__255£W!^ A legal protection from the unauthor­ §ti*_ _\,_ UVING ised issue of sweepstakes tickets *_* purporting to be in aid of "Hos­ fi* *.* 9.9 •fa Deliberately with-holding com­ pitals and Charities" in Bermuda. fi* 99 99 ment on the Increase in the cost Charity is a word of wide applica­ *_.! of living in our last Issue, we, in tion, usually commencing first at ti* MECHANICS HALL THEATRE *.-_ •fa common with residents of Ber­ home, but the Bermuda Hospital 69 *.«"* muda, watched with not a little is definitely a Government institu­ _r_ *_ The House of Refinement *_» anxiety the extremely rapid rise tion run by the Colonial Govern­ fi* of the prices of some commodi­ ment, and where the fees from 69 9.9 fi* ties sold locally. The rise was such patients prove insufficient to meet ti* 99 *.* fi* that it should not pass unchal­ the cost, the tax-payers of the ft* i6i9 99 lenged. Everyone was resigned to Colony make up the difference. 6ti*9 fi* the indisputable fact that prices It is therefore pertinent for a 69 __ti* * i6l9 LAUGHING DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN *.* had to increase, but no-one was tax-payer to inquire whether the fi* fi* 9.1 prepared to pay those prices as Bermuda Hospital authorities £9 tt* 99 early as Friday morning, within a invoked aid in raising money for __ li* 69 All records go with this smashing first run double feature programme. •*•/_ few hours of the Government the Hospital by this means, and, ti* __ edict on customs duties being is­ if not, what they propose to do 69 *_.-_ ti* sued. Unmitigated profiteering was about it? __ Cr*•*a resorted to in some, happily isolat­ TAX-PAYER 6_9- 8. ' I ».» Roars and 99. ed, instances, and the public was in­ 24th. Sept. 1931. ti* ls__f_liii_ fi* dignant—and rightly so. At a time # * . 69 _> Romance! r__ when reassurances in the value of __ ..... the pound are needed for wage- NEW TAXATION •__ *.» *_._ earners in Bermuda, some stores •ra fi* have helped to create that atmos­ To the Editor of The Royal Gazette 69 ft* fi* *.* phere of panic warned against by and Colonist Daily. 6if9 tt* the British Chancellor of the Ex­ Dear Sir: 69 chequer when the Home Govern­ The writer of this letter claims no iff ti* 99 ment announced its intention to financial ability, but there are some ti* ti* temporarily desert the gold stand­ matters connected with the sudden 69 ard. But the stores—or, to be fair, 99 drop to the exchange value of Brit­ __ June Moon ft* some of the stores—are not alone ish sterling, in so far as it affects -_._ in this. The Government, for if fi* this Colony, to which he desires to if (2 Qirarnount (picture 9.9 reasons best known to itself but draw attention, hoping that it may __ 6ti*9 M suspected by many, has seen fit to rouse some comments on the sub­ 6if9 __ lower the value of sterling by adopt­ 99 ject to the local press. 69 fi* ing an exchange rate basis for Now that the Colonial Govern­ fi* 9.9 69 6* customs duties, an unprecedented ment have set the example of de­ __ P.*_ _>_ move here. Co-incident with this, precating the value 'of sterling by 69 _»._ high exchange rates made dollar ft* requiring invoices in dollars to be __ »._ buying an exceedingly expensive calculated at the current rate of 69 _>_. matter. 99 exchange for the pound in the New tt* ft* As we stated, everyone had faced York Market and the Banks are if *..« the immutable fact that prices had selling exchange in dollars at a 69 M to rise. The rapid increase to costs greatly advanced rate, who is going Er_i iff M is only one of the many features of to suffer the loss? ft il the present situation to be strongly 69 P*3 Not the hotels and other organ­ ti* fi* deprecated, and we, along with the izations, who have made bargains _._ 9.9 public, have yet to be convinced tt* •ra to dollars. Not the business com­ 6_.9_ _yy such a rapid reflex in the price of munity who have the pricing of P.. if* ft* He wants to be a song-writer on Broadway. He knows all P/i goods as was seen to some cases their goods. _w_ The girl any man would choose for his office wife •ra was fair to the consumer. As Somebody is going to lose money. 5ti*9 the words. "June" and "Moon" and "Croon." And he ti* DOROTHY MACKAILL ss long as we are dependent on Am- Who is It? 69 knows how to hold his wimmin. tt* rican goods to such an extent ti* «_ I should say, that part of the 69 But he forgets how to hold his money. and •ra that exchange situations such as community least able to bear the _•/> ti* You get roars with the romance when you see the "joy LEWIS STONE _r_ the present must mean a general loss: the men and women who earn 69 friend'' in this sure-smash comedy. _*<_ increase to the cost of Uving, so in Cra their bread by the sweat of their The screen version of "June Moon" preserves aU the choice long will we have to face the fact if 99 brows, and by their brains, and humour of the original Lardnerian opus and adds more by fi* that wages paid in sterling bear 59 "THE OFFICE WIFE" _V_ those too old or too feeble to work, fir* way of vivacity and spirit through the capable performance &_ Uttle relation to their face value. all of whom are receiving incomes *_.« ti* of the genial Oakie. Of aU the present day pictures "The Office Wife" frankly The present situation is not to sterling. s_ 69 Previewers recently declared that it is even more amusing presents a situation that occurs constantly to everyday Ufe. Cra likely to obtain for any extended As it happens, a large portion of 99 if as a screen play than it was in its thoroughly hUarious orig­ The story soars to tense drama when the wife discovers that fr* period, but even for a month, for the food of the people is imported _• _ if inal stage form. her husband is in love with his protty secretary. ft* two or three months, an increase in from the United States and Canada, _>._ living costs such as has already been where sterling is at a discount at 69 Cra Also LATEST PARAMOUNT BRITISH NEWS 9.9 evidenced is a matter of vital con­ the present time, and it also hap­ ti* Cr_, **•._ 9.9 cern to Bermudians. pens that, largely on account of the _rf Cra A price control council was never *_.. 9.9 long drought, but partly on account __.! so much needed to Bermuda as of the season of the year, very Uttle iff TONIGHT and TOMORROW NIGHT p.m. aa now. The Government's action to 69 99 food is, or can be produced locally. 6if9 To see both features patrons must arrive by 8.30 p.m ti* fixing an exchange rate basis for The food of the people must be __ 9 . customs duties adds to the general .. imported or they will starve. 69 _)* 6ft*9 99 diffictdties, and it will be little ft* How can it be paid for, except __ 9J3 consolation to the man walking from their incomes paid to sterling? __§ ft* 6ft*9 *9 across a completed St. David's Is­ Under these circumstances, the ti* ON THURSDAY, FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NEXT ft* 9.9 99 land bridge-s or surveying a develop­ Colonial Government, who had a fi* ft* ing recreation scheme on Pem­ _u_ M surplus of £50,000 for purposes oth e The picture all Bermuda has waited for ft* broke Marsh, to know that possibly than necessities last year, and this __ **/_ 6__9 1* fra his potential savings, in the form of year is already budgeted for, pract­ if 99 added revenue made feasible by e._ GEORGE ARLISS, in OLD EB.GIISH St* ically impose fresh taxation at this if *9 increased customs duties, are con­ great time of stress. 69 54_4"__m. ti* tributing to these schemes, which Nobody seems to understand the «.^«i<»ti* r ____»__>_*_*.-_-*_r_*_»*,*»*."3_P^^ i9,99.9m.99.99.99.99.99j*i999'tptt 99 are excellent to themselves it is causes of the great fall to the ^••fitSMMM**/**'**"**'*'*'*****'*6******^ 3**S***"*M**MM*______*_ te* true. Unless customs duties are 59 99 value of sterling exchange, but fi* Cra to be decreased when the next surely some one should be able to *.* P._ estimates are passed, we think it explain the sudden interest on the c: WEDDING _vti*_ is not unnatural to surmise that CrS part of the Government to the rate •rf 99 the added revenue will be devoted 69 Sr* of exchange, when from time im­ fi* ran to schemes such as we have men­ MRS«..-_ . GRANT MASTERS -rdCr-i memorial the local rate of four ft- HEALTH COMES FIRST! tioned, unless a revenue drop is dollars and eighty cents to the if59f experienced through a general pound has always been accepted ANNOUNCES THE MARRIAGE OF tourist trade decline. Bermuda in M HER DAUGHTER Assure yourself of it by screening your house even when the rate to New York tt* the present economic turmoil pays 69 was usually about six cents higher. ft* ALMA LOUISE for its geographical position, and Of course, as a result of the higher _•*_ ft* pays heavily. value of goods shown by calculating TO The increases have not yet been 69 WINDOW SCREENS From 2/9 up at four dollars to the pound or less, ft* felt to their full extent, and if the larger revenue than that budgeted MR. STANLEY ARTHUR pound remains low an increase of for wiU be produced. FEAKINS SCREEN DOHES " 18/S up 50 per cent is to be expected. The In view of the serious losses which OF MARGATE. ENGLAND public should insist that prices of the people of the Colony generally Englih goods remain the same, for wiU suffer through the faU of ON they are not subject to exchange of sterUng exchange, it is a matter MONDAY, OCT. 12TH, 1931 rates. Meanwhile, in view of the for surmise whether any steps wUl legislation recently passed giving be taken to lower the rate of duties THE BERMUDA FURNISHING & SUPPLY CO. local buiness firms protection from to counteract the increase of taxa­ AT WESLEY METHODIST CHURCH 5220*_

MMMW .^-.j_!_i--l THEj^YAi; GAZETTE AND COLONIST, DAILY MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, 1931 Page 3 at the ~_. . • _,_-HP___B_R.\ REID HALL THEATRE Hit the Trail Your Favourite Theatre after Docking

Presents' "JUNE MOON" ON WRITER'S ONE WOMAN WITH 1,200 SAILORS! Your Favourite Star LIST OF BEST PLAYS (He's in the run for Photoplay medal of honour) No Wonder Dorothy Jordan En­ Burns Mantle Praises it joyed Acting Aboard U. S. S. Colorado "June Moon," t_e original Ring TODAY at 3, 7 and 9 p.m. Lardner-George S. Kaufman Broad­ way success upon w_ic_ Is based How does it feel to be the only Jack Oakie's latest starring talkie at woman aboard a battleship with the Mechanics Hall Theatre, was twelve hundred men? chosen by Burns Mantle, famous "Wonderful!" replies Dorothy ROBERT MONTGOMERY, in New York play critic, as one of tbe Jordan, who had just that experi­ best ten of the past season's theatri­ ence during the filming of ship cal productions. scenes for "Shipmates," new Me- Not the Largest Hotel, but the Best for those who can tro-Goldwyn-Mayer feature at the In his latest book, "The Best afford a slightly higher tariff "SHIPMATES" Plays of 1929 __," Mantle, whose Reid Hall Theatre with Robert play selections of the past eleven Montgomery in his first starring A Gale of laughter from start to finish—what a show! years have come to be recognized as role. the most authoriative in the world "During the time we were aboard Look at this great cast! of the theatre, declares that "June the U. S. S. Colorado I had the Henri Taylor's Belmont Orchestra Cliff Edwards—Ernest Torrence—Dorothy Jordan— Moon," was one of the representa­ most courteous and considerate Hobart Bosworth—Gavin Gordon tive comedies of the year." treatment I have ever received." "Of the ten plays I have selected she related. "It was like having all Nightly on the Cedar Court as most fairly representing the the 1,200 men anxious to wait on trend and taste of the drama year, me at the same time. even the lighter comedies are moti­ Most Beautiful Setting in Bermuda vated by conditions common to the Had Captain's Quarters problems and progress of the time,'' writes Mantle in his introduction. "Of course, you wouldn't say a battleship is exactly feminine in ap­ PANNED BROWN, IN FUN pointments, but I don't know what 18 HOLES 6200 YARDS could have been more grand than Goif STUART MURRAY - Professional "I refer to Preston Sturges' the captain's quarters, which were placed at my disposal. At my door "Strictly Dishonourable," and Ferry every Half Hour from Hamilton Ring Lardner's and George S. an immaculate Marine sentry was Kaufman's 'June Moon.' The posted and all I had to do was latter, with, equal thoroughness touch a button and .anything on and more devastating satire, in­ the ship was mine for the asking. vades the centres of those tune "The boys in the Junior Officers* factories wherein are composed and mess—wonderful chaps—made me from which emanate a nation's their guest of honour at meal songs. If the gentleman who cared times and I took turns changing not who made his nation's laws if places at the table with the young he could write her songs was correct officers. What more flattering ROBERT M0MT60MEDV and DOROTHY J in his estimate of the influence compliments could any girl want— CORAL BEACH exerted by these moans and croon- a whole room full of handsome ings, it is important that their officers, all waiting for their chance Also: Metrotone News of World origin should be exposed. Tbat it is to sit next to her at lunch?" done happily and in fun, by two of "Shipmates" is the second pic­ the country's popular satirists, is ture in which Miss Jordan is seen J Also: Colourtone Extraordinary—"Devil's our gain." outh Shore, Paget opposite Robert Montgomery, the [ andy Beach, 1500 feet of it— Cabaret" In reviewing the New York season two players having previously j in another section, Mantle says scored together in "Love in the parkling Atlantic Ocean "Chief of the October hits was 'June Rough." unshine and Balmy Breezes Also: Secret Service T__ri_ler "Finger Prints** Moon,' an hilarious satire of the crupulously Clean Bath Houses tune shops, written by two of the Mistaken Identities howers, Hot and Cold Fresh Water country's favourite humorists, un Baths for Ladies and Gentlemen Ring Lardner and George S. Kauf- In the current film romance And a Qrand Time Was Had by all m an. Starting with a positive rush, Montgomery plays a gob on a unshades, Beach Chairs, Back Rests it improved the pace until it had Naval oil tanker. He meets Miss andwich Lunches and Afternoon Tea played well into the spring months, Jordan on a shore-leave lark and oft Drinks electrically chilled ^^%$i^r^i^f%s^i^f%s^ and is herein included as one of the tells her he is a "big oil man." ign of the Parrot on the representative comedies of the Mutual disillusionment and com­ outh Shore Road year." plications arise when Montgomery oo discovers Miss Jordan to be the ad­ carcely 2 J_ miles from Hamilton EVERY WIFE SHOULD SEE miral's daughter and the latter 20.3__t_.-.__,tp. /»_ learns that he is just an ordinary "OFFICE WIFE" gob. Music and Moonlight on the | The romantic comedy was di­ The story of "The Office Wife," rected by Harry Pollard, whose last the Warner Bros, and Vitaphone production was the Lawrence Tib­ picture coming to the Mechanics bett vehicle, "The Prodigal." NEW WINDSOR HOTEL Hall Theatre tonight, is one that Ernest Torrence, Hobart Bos­ European Plan —• American Plan should interest every wife and every worth, Cliff Edwards, Gavin Gor­ Hamilton Hotel | husband. It is a vital drama that don, Joan Marsh, Edward Nugent, PALM QAKDENS might confront any man and any E. Allyn Warren, George Irving, _ woman. Hedda Hopper and William Wor- DANCING IN A FAIRY GARDEN Lawrence Fellows, president of a thington are in the cast. Monday, Friday and Saturday Nights Terrace Roof i publishing firm, believes that every wife is jealous of her husband's (Other nights by arrangement) secretary, and every secretary jeal­ BREAKFAST — LUNCHEON — DINNER ous of the wife. He marries—and Bosworth, Blanche Frideriei, Joan finds out later that every wife is Blondell, Natalie Moorhead, Brooks Table D__ote — Service a la Carte not jealous of her husband's secre­ Benedict, Dale Fuller, and Walter Local Specialties i tary. While he is becoming at­ Merrill. SAM ROBBINS tached to his secretary, Anne Lloyd Bacon directed "The Office Lobsters — Green Turtle — Steaks and his Murdock, his wife, Linda, begi__s a Wife." Squabs — Scallops flirtation with a young man of her acquaintance. _*_Uows does not UNEXCELLED CUISINE — FINEST VINTAQES know that his wife is falling in love Summerside Hotel ORCHESTRA with Jameson, and he does not know that Miss Murdock is falling Somerset in love with him. He orly knows Bermuda's Beauty Spot that he needs her—and when he MARCY and LA BELLE goes away, he finds he has to send ExceUent Cuisine SOUTHAMPTON for her. in Afternoon Teas This intricate problem is finally Special Summer Rates A GRAND GARDEN FETE Your Favourite Dances worked out with Linda's asking for I a divorce, and Fellow's awakening J oat arrives Cavello Bay 1 pan. will be held on die premises of Mr. H. R. White on to that fact that Anne loves him, Phone Somerset No. 9 Silk and that he loves her. WIUIAM MADDEN, Mu__r Dorothy Mackaill, who was such Thursday, October 1st, 1931 b^?^^^b^S^b-.?^b^b^?^?%$^ a sensation in the "Captive Wo­ at 4 p.m. man," "TbeBarker," and "Strictly Modern," plays the role of Anne Work Stall, Cake Stall, Lucky Dip Games, Competitions, Murdock. Lewis Stone, famous for Cards, Refreshments, Dancing, etc. "Wonder of Woman," "The Trial of Mary Dugan," "Madame X," Proceeds for the Rectory Fund £1,150 needed "A Woman of Affairs," and in­ HEINZ The Chinese Restaurant numerable others, plays the role Tomato Ketchup Admission 1/- Children half price of the unsuspecting husband. S_t_p*f_M_MM_- Others in the cast include Hobart Makes Food Taste Better will close from Monday 28th, to Friday Oet. 2nd The Place being repainted fcfr 11 54440 ..m. COLUMBIA >c*>_x>_-_>o<=*.<*"><*<':*>'!"**"* VAT 250 SPECIAL BARGAINS (SCOTCH WHISKY) For 2 Weeks Only (Guaranteed 15 Years Old) A product of Phonographs from £2. 15. o Records from %!• HEDQES 6? 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BY THE WAY \ AN AMERICAN Well, well, the boys have been I SAGA quite excited over the fluctuating sterling. The Esterling brothers, Fresh and (German, by the way), who gave Brothers in the West. sterling silver Its name as well as By Robert Baynolds. the general term lor British money, Harper & Brothers. sparkling! must be turning over in their New York. 1931 $2.50 graves at the jazzing of the sterling. * * • In a superbly imaginative novel Robert Baynolds has built a theme HEN the kiddies Money is a peculiar thing and the Ware irritable and utterly American in conception people who handle it are sometimes and realization, yet universal in short-tempered, try just as peculiar. Juggling money implication. Imaginative though starting their day this is the soul and body ol many a it is in the best sense, it Is yet a way. man, and now the get-rich-quick- realistic legend that tells of the ers are reaping the whirlwind. wandering of two powerful pioneer A tumbler of water, a . * * brothers, Charles and David, whose teaspoonful of Cerebos Perhaps the world has reached the strength drawn from the earth is Jingle Says: Health Saline. Fizzz! over-saturation point. The auto­ Increased many fold by their com­ First thing in the morn­ OUR kiddies wiU mobile and the radio have run the plete love for one another. This |g Our doctor says eat all you can sewing machine a rapid race and fraternal bond is tried and even ing to freshen and y he delighted with have gathered in the shekels This bread and milk's a sure-health plan awaken them, to keep Cerebos Health strengthened by their enfolding from the uttermost ends of the love for "Karin, whom they both them bright and cheer­ Saline. The pleasant earth. The Standard Oil Oompany kidnap with Lochinvarian gusto. BUTTER CRUST BREAD of New Jersey has furnished oil for ful throughout the day. taste of Nature's own She belongs to David. The three You'll find this morn­ the lubrication of these various tonics, so clean and fresh. machines, and likewise reached were wanderers throughout the west, Ask Your Grocer ing * dash' the ideal The best way to start the saturation point. Flappers have to constant search lor the spot way to start the kiddies' the day—always. stopped wearing cotton clothes, where the mystical brothers were born. "They would know it at once BERMUDA BAKERY Ltd. day. so there is too much cotton. » * * by the wonderful peace they would feel.'' Whether snowbound in a hut Tourists have imbibed freely a oi rushes or sleeping by a mountain the waters of life and they also stream, the perfection ol their have reached the saturation point; companionship made them always CEREBOS they frequently do. at home. Like one powerful magnet these Bermuda is safe as long as she brothers gradually and naturally Health Saline can grow potatoes. drew to themselves stray individu­ Trad* enquiries to Butterfidd & Company, Hamilton, als who had lost their bearings, Just now, when she has produced either physical or spiritual. In two tourists where one potato grew, the elementary frontier lile nostal­ she is sitting on top ol the world; gic strays clung to the strength and or, as the cowboys say, riding universal "at-homeness" of Charles high and handsome. and David: the puny Frenchman mm* from whom they stole Karin, a But those dollars and cents Mexican senorita who glued herself accounts were just started in time! to Charles, Donald whom they saved • » » from horrible madness, and many The Ideal Summer Drink And say what you will, the hotels others. Thus when finally Karin's SMILING are at the top of the heap. overpowering desire for a "home ol For a Discriminating Thirst * » » my own where I can gather the days It is hard to beat the food racket. ol my love together" was granted, HEALTH- ss ms ms it was a veritable cavalcade which One must eat at all costs. set forth across the Texas plains FREE FROM tt m m to the high lands ol the brothers' Oast your thoughts back to the chosen dwelling place. Barclay's Hunger in England, in the 1800*s, BILIOUSNESS Here lor a time they led the busy and contemplate going to school on and fecund life of the frontier; a cup of hot water for breakfast. CONSTIPATION they tamed the wilderness, begot many children and created a home. London Lager HEADACHES In other words, comparisons are But with the death of Karin the UGHT OR DARK INDIGESTION appetising. brothers inevitably set forth once And hunger must be what made more, bearing her body with them. Her last words had been ' 'I am going THANKS TO the Irish a great race. to wait for you at that * * * At all the Leading Hovels and Bars remedy lor .£&*___>_____, i____oU»_iC38. place where you were born." aches,and Indigo..'- n. Beecham _ Pills are And those who graduated early became Broadway policemen. From the great mesa which the two and at i vailed, because they keep the system Iron. old men reached at the end of their ttirg sluggish and pre vein poison, vitiat* * * * life, we look back to the opening ,g the. ysteto. 1 here is no other medicine' I have listened to a great number scene when: GOSLING BROS., Ltd. -u T-c::i_ v. .o (_.', so f%..Hv persuasive, and they of people deploring the state of "They beheld each other with do ra.rr t«. rt „yt_n_tg c!.i to keep tile elimina- affairs throughout the world, and 349.qqs._i.__. iVe <-*£__ ptrpperly _<___, the stdmach anxious eyes, two men, two broth­ ___i_h>. _h_ appep.he good. they lament that they don't know ers, strong and alone in the wilder­ Beech rills are purely vege _Me, are What is going to happen. c_. to rake and posit Ve in their ness, with bare heads and bare rc.al.. Buy a box Today. * * * bodies, lacing this thrust ol death. It is a sad thought, if these lamen­ Far off the great mesa, now a tations be true, that so many deep dark purple, hung beyond the businesses are carried along on a horizon, sharp and grand in the string. upward glow of the vanished sun Men's Crash Clothing * » • It seemed indeed a rude mountain One would conclude from the talk beyond the last curve of earth, that the least little knock would where as on a throne sat death, Made from pure Irish linen upset the whole apple cart. aloof, serene, and potent, waiting Worth a guinea a Box * * « for the brothers." Thoroughly Shrunk A celebrated statesman in the TJ.S. The author who undertakes once said that what his country such a theme treads dangerous needed was a good five-cent cigar. ground, fcr the real grandeur ol the Everybody was propounding reme­ two brothers, symbolic ol the po­ Sacs 28/6 dies, but that was his solution. tential strength and reckless ms ms •• ms Utopia-driven dreams ol man, Trousers 27/6 What the world needs today is might, by a tinge ol cant, lose the less high finance and more high conviction of sincerity which Knickers 25/*- minds. dominates this book. Yet never Two countries will not worry: for a moment do the brothers fail Germany, the beaten, and Bussia. to be individuals of absorbing interest. 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9.00—To be Announced OVER THE RADIO 9.30—Death VaUey Days 10.00—Maytag Orchestra f^\ A series of international broad­ 10.30—Musical Dominoes • ^ u™ H.A.&E.SMITH V„., , 11.00—Gold Medal Express X !K casts presenting world authorities p* \ i-OUNDED I88Q Jf *£p? 11.30—Ohesebrough Real Folks in a discussion of "What I Would J. *' * , Do With The World," will be 12.00—Slumber Music "p_ Q. * inaugurated over National Broad­ casting Company networks to-day. WGY, Schenectady 380m.-790kc. The first spokesmen will be H. G. 7.00—Same as WEAF Wells, English historian and author 7.30—Baseball Scores who suggested the series. He will 7.35—Ollie Yettru, Pianist speak from the London studies of 7.45-12.00—Same as WEAF Save Shrinkage the British Broadcasting Corpora­ 12.00— Gordie Randall's Orchestra tion and will be heard through shortwave facilities linked with an WABC, Hew York 349m.-860kc. NBO-WEAF network from 5.00 to 7.00—Current Events, H. V. Kal- Economise 5.30 p.m. tenbora The second speaker on the same 7.15—Yoeng's Orchestra | subject will be Sir Arthur Salter, 7.30—Reis and Dunn Everything cooked in an j British economist and authority 7.45—Goodyear Musical Pro­ over heated by flames—smoky I on international finance. He also gramme i will talk from London and will be 7.45—Bird and Vash—Sketch or otherwise—shrinks. A five heard at the same time on the same • 8.00—Bing Crosby pound joint only weighs about i network Thursday, October 1. j 8.15—Linit Orchestra * . . 8.30—Miller and Lyles four and a quarter pounds when Ann Green way, vivacious bru­ 8.45—The Camel Quarter-Hour it is cooked. Cooked in an Elec­ nette who was starred last year in 9-00—Pryor's Cremo Band the "Second Little Show" and is 9.15—Singin' Sam, the Barbasol tric oven it would weigh about now a vaudeville headliner, will be Man four pounds eleven ounces. A the guest star of the tri-weekly 9.30—Kate Smith and her Swanee Linit presentation during the pro­ Music saving of nearly half a pound grammes to be broadcast over the 9.45—Tastyeast Gloom Chasers WABC-Columbia network tonight, 10.00—Eno Crime Club every time you roast a joint. Wednesday and Friday, from 8.15 10.30—Bourjois—An Evening in You know the cost of half a to 8.30 p.m. Paris ... 11.00—Pantela Programme pound of meat. The first of a unique series of 11.30—Arabesque, Desert Play international broadcasts, a behind- 12.00—Street Singer the-scenes studio party, the return of a vaudeville favourite and the KDKA, Pittsburgh 306m.-980kc. Clothes for School Electric Cooking is Efficient introduction of a new male quartet 7.0O—Jack Foy, The Hill Billy Boy are among the programme features 7.05—David Lawrence Dispatch That are smart and serviceable to be heard over National Broad­ 7.10—Life Savers casting Company networks tonight. 7.15—KDKA Woodwind Ensemble Actors in the "Death Valley Days" 7.30—Edna Wallace Hopper sketch will celebrate their year's 7.45-8.45—Same as WJZ Clothes that go to School these days anniversary by stepping out of 8.45—Mobilgas Newsreel of Holly­ their roles and being themselves wood must be smart and of course they must The Electric Light Company in a studio party from 9.30 to 10.00 9.00-12.00—Same as WJZ be serviceable too. The materials p.m. over an NBC-WJZ circuit. 12.00—Teaberry Sport Review must be good and the workmanship Joe Santley, veteran trouper and song writer, will be heard in a WTIC, Hartford 283m.-1060kc. the best to assure long wear. novelty programme scheduled from 7.00—Laurel Trio 12.00 to 12.15 p.m., through 7.25—News Bulletins ^^^C3£3^^_< an NBC-WEAF hookup. 7.30—Memories of Broadway A new programme presenting 7.45-8.15—Same as WJZ These are features you will recognize in our "The Vermont Lumber Jacks," a 8.15—Hank Keene and his Con­ male quartet featuring harmony necticut Hillbillies childrens school clothes. QUICK-MEAL OIL-STOVES and dialogue, will make its debut 8.30—"Songland'' over an NBC-WEAF circuit from 9.00-11.00—Same as WEAF 8.00 to 8.15 p.m. 11.00—Salter's Recording Orch. You will find the prices most For value, quality and 11.30—Famous Favourites reasonable. !> t-^T Golden haired Harriet Lee, Miss 11.45—Same as WEAF performance these Radio of 1931, has been invited by 12.00—News Bulletins * | stoves are unsurpassed. Pierre Brugon to be his guest in the -oo- Evening in Paris programme which 53.0_m.w. ._____§___* will be broadcast over the WABC- MOVEMENTS OF SHIPS 9 .Ji_ 8.30—Phil Cook—the Quaker Man No. 1 Dock at 10 a m. Agents, Wat­ REID STREET ___ON»m__ ttftmemm stmts* batchelors Should be taxed, making marriage a sort of penance? 8.45—Paris Night Life lington & Oonyers.

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MAIL NOTICES CANADIAN NATIONAL STEAMSHIPS "FURNESS" Mails per S.s. Pan America for "CANADA'S COMMERCE CARRIERS" Great Britain, Canada, and the OPERATED IN CONNECTION WITH CANADIAN NATIONAL RAILWAYS Leads The Way United States of America will close at the General Post Office today:— CANADA-BERMUDA-WEST-INDIES - SERVICE With the superb Ordinary Mail at 10.30 a.m. Registered Mail at 10.30 a.m. Specially Built and Equipped for Tropical Travel * * * BERMUDA—EASTERN GROUP—DEMERARA (Via BOSTON, MASS.) S. S. "FRANCONIA" Mails per S.s. Lady Hawkins for Fortnightly freight.passenger and mail service between Halifax, N.S., St. John. N.B.. and Demerara. the United States of America (Via calling each way at Boston, Bermuda, St. Kitts, Nevis, Antigua. Montserrat, Dominica, St. Lucia, Boston) and the Dominion of Barbados, St. Vincent, Grenada, Trinidad. Leading The Furness Fleet! Canada will close at the General Post Office tomorrow:— Arr. and Leave Ordinary Mail at 11 a.m. Leave Leave Leave Arrive Leave Bermuda for This magnificent ship, pride of the Ccmarders, was Registered Mail and Parcel Post Steamer St. John, Halifax, Boston Bermuda Bermuda St. John, N.P. built and furnished for luxurious World Cruises. In at 10.30 a.m. (Parcel Post for Can­ N.B. N.S. for W.I. via Boston the E_nnuda-Ne*_ York run she steps into her own, ada only) with the Transatlantic standards erf service . * * Lady Drake Sept. 19 maintained by the Furness-Bermuda line. Her Mails per S.s. Franconia for Great Lady Hawkins Sept. 5 Sept. 6 Sept. 29 companion is the SA "Veendam," famous Dutch Britain, Canada and the United Lady Nelson „.. Sept. 7 Sept. lb Sept. 17 Sept. 19 Sept. 20 Oct. 13 luxury liner chartered from the Transatlantic and States of America will close at the Lady Drake.... Sept. 24 Sept. 29 Oct. 1 Oct. 3 Oct. 4 Oct.27 Cruising Service of the Holland-America Line. 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Veendam for Great Britain, Canada, and the United Steamer Leave Leave Arrive and Leave Bermuda States of America will close at the Montreal Halifax for W.I. General Post Office on Saturday:— Ordinary Mail at 6 a.m. Colborne Sept. 5 Sept. 10 Sept. 14 Oall St. George's For Reservations, Rates, etc., apply Registered Mail and Parcel Post Cornwallis Sept. 19 Sept. 24 Sept. 28 land Hamilton at 5 p.m. Friday. FORTNIGHTLY THEREAFTER WATLINGTON 6_ CONYERS ... General Agents. Mails per S.s. Pan America for For Reservations, Passenger and Freight Rates, apply to— Great Britain, Canada, and the JOHN S. DARRELL S CO., Agents. Hamilton, Bermuda United States of America will close Subject to change without notice. Hamilton, Bermuda. at the GeneraJ Post Office on Sat­ _577tw...m.tp. 6083.f______§r urday:— Ordinary Mail at 10.30 a.m. Registered Mail at 10 a.m. * * * FURNESS BERMUDA LINE Mails per S.s. Lady Drake for the (Under Contract with Bermuda Government) West Indies and British Guiana will close at the General Post Office MUNSON STEAMSHIP LINE Royal and United States Mail Steamers on Saturday:— Veendam sails 9.00 a.m. Tender for Franconia leaves No 1 Dock 10 00 am Ordinary Mail at 4.30 p.m. NEW YORK—BERMUDA-SERVICE Registered Mail and Parcel Post PROPOSED SCHEDULE OF SAILINGS at 4 p.m. (Royal and United States Mail Steamers) STEADIEST AND FASTEST SHIPS CUISINE A SPECIAL FEATURE Vessel Leave Arrive Leave Arrive Malls Despatched New York Bermuda Bermuda New York ALL STEAMERS SAIL FROM PIER 64 N.R. MANHATTAN Mails leaving Bermuda on Wed­ nesday, should connect with S.s. (Foot West 24th Street) Veendam Wed. Sept. 16 Fri. Sept. Sat. Sept. 19 Mon. Sept. 21 Majestic sailing from New York for Franconia Sat. " 19 | Mon. " Wed., " 23 Fri. " 25 " 28 Southampton on the 2nd October, Veendam Wed. " 23 Fri. " Sat. " 26 Mon. SUMMER RATE $60.00 and up F eturn Fare 1931. Franconia Sat. " 26 Mon. " Wed.. " 30 Fri. Oct. 2 S.S. Pan America (21,000 tons) holds the record fastest time of 36 hrs. 25 min. Veendam Wed. " 30 Fri. Oct. Sat. Oct. 3 Mon. 5 Franconia. Sat. Oct. 3 Mon. " Wed.. " 7 Fri. " 9 Mails Due on Friday from England between N. Y.—Bermuda " 12 Veendam Wed. 7 Fri. Sat. " 10 Moa. " 14 Mails per S.s. Majestic due to Franconia Sat. 10 Mon. " Mon " 12 Wed TWO SAILINGS WEEKLY FROM BERMUDA AND NEW YORK « 19 arrive in New STork: on the 29th Veendam Wed. 14 Fri. Sat. " 17 Mon - 23 should connect with S.s. Veendam Sail Arrive Sail Arrive Franconia. Sat. 17 Mon. " Wed. " 21 Fri. saUing for Bermuda on the 30th Steamer New York Bermuda E rmuda New York Veendam Wed. 21 Fri. " Sat. " 24 Mon. " 26 Sat. 24 Mon. " Wed. '* 28 Fri. " 38 September. Carinthia u Wed. 28 Fri. Sat. " 31 Mon. Nov. 2 PAN AMERICA Tues. Sept. 8 Thur. Sept. 10 Thur. Sept. 10 Sat. Sept. IS Veendam AMT***R.T..AN T.-RfiTOW ,, Sun. Sept. Sat. 31 Moa. Nov. Wed. Nov. 4 Fri. " 6 Malls Despatched 13 Tues Sept. 15 Carinthia PAN AMERICA. Sat. Sept. 12 Mon. Sept. 14 Mon. Sept. 14 Wed. Sept. 16 Wed. Nov. 4 Fri. " Sat. 7 Mon. 9 Veendam PAN AMEBIOA. Wed. Sept. 16 Fri. Sept. 18 Sat. Sept. 19 Mon. Sept. 21 Carinthia Sat. 7 Mon. " Tue. ** 10 Thur , " 12 Mails leaving Bermuda on Sat­ urday the 3rd October should con­ AMERICAN LEGION Sat. Sept. 19 Mon. Sept. 21 Carinthia Sat. 14 Mon. " Tue. « 17 Thur . " 19 PATST AM-RRTOA ,,.,,,-* Tues. Sept. 22 Thur. Sept. 24 Thur. Sept. 24 Sat. Sept. 26 Carinthia Fri. 20 Sun. " Mon " 23 Wed. " 25 nect with S.s. Berengaria sailing SOUTHEBN CBOSS._ j Sun. Sept. 27 Tues Sept. 29 Carinthia Thur. 26 Sat. " Sun. " 29 Tue. De 1 from New York for Southampton on PAW A-VTERTflA ,„ Sat. Sept. 26 Mon. Sept. 28 Mon. Sept. 28 Wed. Sept. 30 Monarch of B da Sat. 28 Mon. " Tue. Dec. 1 Thur .c 3 the 7th October. PATST AMERICA Wed. Sept. 30 Fri. Oct. 2 Sat. Oct. 3 Mon. Oct. 5 Subject to change without notice if circumstances require 00 SOUTHERN CROSS Sat. Oct. 3 Mon. Oct. 5 WATLINGTON & CONYERS, Agents PAN AMERICA. Tues. Oct. 6 Thur. Oct. 8 Thur. Oct. 8 Sat. Oct. 10 HAMILTON HOTEL NOTES PAN AMERICA. Sat. Oct. 10 Mon. Oct. 12 Mon. Oct. 12 Wed. Oct. 14 PAN AMERICA. Wed. Oct. 14 Fri. Oct. 16 Sat. Oct. 17 Mon. Oct. 19 Friday evening found a gay crowd PAN AMERICA. Tues. Oct. 20 Thur. Oct. 22 Thur. Oct. 22 Sat. Oct. 24 on the Terrace Roof enjoying Sam PORT WINE Robbins and his orchestra and Sailings subject to change without notice Marcy and La Belle and their Ffjr Reservations, Passenger and Freight Rates, apply __•__. ______dances. There were several parties ^T***Zi *J ""J "Wei and among them were the Hon. JOHN S. DARRELL &. CO., Agents Smith and Woodhouse "Old Lodge" 9/- and Mrs. L. B. Harnett, who enter­ w Gilbey's "Castle J. 7/- tained Captain Bone of the "Transy­ lvania." Others in the party were Gilbey's Mr. and Mrs. J. F. Chalk, and Mr. "Invalid" 7/- Mrs. Niehoff and Miss Niehoff, Mr. and Mrs. Alfred E. Schmidt. Gilbey's "White Port" 81- and Mrs. Gerald Harnett and Miss * * * May Harnett. THE ROYAL MAIL STEAM PACKET COMPANY Smith aii d Woodhouse "Port oB." Two gentlemen from Binghamp- * * * ton, N.Y. are Mr. Geo. Barlow and Others noted on the Roof were Mr. C. P. O'Brien. Mr. R. C. Mill­ Miss Sally Armstrong of N.Y.O. LONDON DIRECT SERVICE J. E. LIGHTBOURN & CO, and Mr. Peter J. O'Brien of Jersey ing of New Orleans, La. and Mr. Earle Peters of Toledo, Ohio, return­ Established 1808 City, NJ". Mr. and Mrs. Wm. G. Finucaine of Flushing, N.Y., enter­ ed on the "Veendam" on Saturday. S. S. "ARANA" to sail from London September 25th. Front Street Reid Street tained a small party of four. Arriv­ * * * Phone 186 Phone 722 ing on the "Veendam" and seen on Mr. and Mrs. H. L. Doughcy, of Bayside, L.L are enjoying a vacation Cargo accepted on through Bill of Lading from the principal 5455

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as == = = I^_S fe_ ^_ _^_ ^_r$._f| I EAST END NEWS HAMILTON POLICE COURT

THE BERMUDA BOOK CRUISE SHIP TOURISTS Before the Wor. H. V. SMITH STORES A man named Watts was charged A large party of tourists arrived with committing a nuisance in c on the tender Woodside" at Reid Street. He was defended by Reid St. Pitts Bay Ireland Island Market Wharf on Friday from the Mr. J. Cardie Moss. S_s. "Transylvania," and quickly He pleaded not guilty but counsel SPECIAL SALE lit 9 dispersed over the town. Their for the defence withdrew that plea BOOKS: stay was only of an hour's dura­ for one of guilty. _ tion, but the visitors found time Accused was fined £2, to be paid (( : : : : Now only 5/-:— to do quite a lot of shopping and by October 3rd, failing which he __ SINCE THEN by Sir Philip sight-seeing in that short time. will be imprisoned for one month Mens and Women's P Gibbs. This book deals About 11.45 a.m. a warning from with hard labour. \l» with the problems which the siren announced the departure -oo- have confronted the world of the tourists, who were genuinely in the dozen years since the concerned in seeing that no Eng­ U.S. ONION CROP REDUCED Armistice. 3 lish money was given them as THE EDGAR WAL­ change after making purchases in SHOES \b _i_LAC_E POLICE VAN, the the local stores. In Order to Stimulate Prices //_) greatest round-up of thrills. & * * J. at !i Containing 4 complete no- Tj PERSONAL /f} vels in one volume of 1166 (jf "Final shipments of imported _»• (j pages, 7/6. nt- Bermuda onion seed from Tene- On Friday Mr. Leon Fox, M.OJ.., riffe to Laredo, Texas, to fill orders of **3 : : : : THE FOUR ADVEN- arrived back from his vacation in P TURSS OF RICHARD onion growers of the Laredo, Winter 20/- per pair the United States and Canada Garden and Lower Rio Grande ^5 HANNAY by John Buehan. travelling down on the S.s. "Veen­ ffi Containing "The Thirty Valley districts are being received. 3 dam." He looked remarkably well Shipments are the smallest in These shoes are from our regular jfo Nine Steps", "Greenman- as he greeted his relatives and fl tie," "Mr. Standfast" and | many years past with the lowest friends at Market Wharf. Mr. F. price in years, $1.50 per pound. lines formerly priced at V "The Three Hostages" in £ C. Outerbridge, of St. George's, also one magnificent volume of The decrease is due to the fact that returned on the S.s. "Veendam" growers of the Laredo district plan , 1204 pages, 7/6. after accompanying his son, Mr. >} : : MY LIFE IN TWO a reduction in their onion crop of Colin Outerbridge, north last week. about 50 per cent for 1932 compared (j WORLDS by Gladys Os- Miss Kitty Hows, of Fort George, From 25/- to 50/- per pair __. home Leonard. The writer with 1931, when a total of 1,003 was a passenger on the S.s. "Veen­ carloads was shipped. This is ex­ ___ dam" leaving Market Wharf for a liw is unquestionably the best pected to be the smallest onion two months' vacation in the United crop in over 25 years for the Laredo \\**t known medium in England. States. (fi Idiumshit was pthroug that h Siher Oliver mer- district during the 1931-32 season. # * * This action on the part of the ,5 Lodge obtained the mater SHIPPING ff al in his book "Raymond Laredo and Winter Garden dis­ __»:::: THE IRISH BEAU trict growers resulted from the ex­ TRIMINGHAM BROTHERS _J : ; : : The British M.v. "Tanner" _y E. Barrington, 7/6. cessive plantings being made by (p TIESbj (Master, F. Porkha) left St. George's Lower Rio Grande and coastal dis­ ^5 The fascinatinfast g romance of 3 Harbour on Friday for the South. ff} Elizabeth Gunning whose tricts and various other sections OD Friday the French M.v. "Em­ of Texas. The heavy production of astounding beauty startled ma Helene" (Master, F. Riou) __ 18th century society in onions through the state has re­ » 101 n ue____L_. arrived in St. George's Harbour. sulted in bringing down onion Dublin and 1London , oo issued at 5/-:- 3 prices to where there is little or C : : : : Now is no profit to growers. " KARSAVINA, THEATRE DEPARTMENT OF STREET, originally pub lished at 25/ AGRICULTURE m /: : : : Just pubUshed:1 3 Values at the National Sale smash all low GO® Volumes 5 and 6 of the New price records A_2>[M!_W EVERYMAN ENCYCLO­ U. S. Potato Crop Yield _ PEDIA. This publication is r to contain 12 volumes when complete and at 6/6 per 3 The list of persons to whom the olume is astounding value monthly Agricultural Bulletin is Newest for a work of this nature sent is being revised. Those who ™3 wish to receive the Bulletin regular­ «__ _ _ ly, and are not now on the list, are 4 cylinder Kermath FALL DRESSES ^pfllAipC- i STATIONERY: invited to send in their names to r 12-25 __._>. !___ the Department. NfcBtfOUS. : The new Blue:— This year's U.S. potato crop, SkSfsP*--****-*5 1^5 Capri Blue Notepaper, in 3 according to the government esti­ J*-> XAMINE the Kermath 4-cyl- cabinets and compendi- mate of September 1st, will aggreg­ \-* inder models "12", "16" Charming Dresses 1 v/ if ums. 3 ate 361,036,000 bushels. This is and "20" and ask yourself where Colourful Dresses! ^*3 : : : : Heavy Waxed Paper approximately the same yield as ycu can find such excellent work­ Does your bead ache? in continuous rolls of 40 3 shown by the final estimate for the manship, such fine materials, The New Styles you've wanted Do things turn dark when you stoop or feet, 8d. 1930 crop is 20,000,000 bushels such advanced design at so mod­ The Materials it's smart to wear! bend over? : Swan Inks, in Jet below the five-year 1925-1929 average est a price. -> Is your tongue coated, breath bad? Black, Blue Black, Bed, 3 crop of 381,000,000 bushels. Tlie small size and compact­ Tour system needs cleansing. Poisons Blue, Green, Violet, 6d. Weather conditions in producing ness of these Kermaths make You'll find low prices all over town _>___., must be eliminated. Clogged bowels must f sections appear to augur against them ideal for installation pur­ but only at the National can you be freed of their putrid contents. bottle. Fabers Tomahawk 3 any probable upward revision in poses—in open launches, work C Better me Dr. Hamilton's Pills! Pencils, No. 2, medium production figures such as occurred and fishing boats up to 35 feet find this better quality at this lowest soft points, 2d. each, 1/10 3 during the late period of the 1930 in length, and as auxiliary power These Uttle sngar-ccated P—s stop con* price! stipatien; they also stimulate tbe 'iver and ft dozendozen . growing season. High temperatures for sailing boats up to 45 feet : : Eaton's Escrito Linen and lack of the moisture have been in length. kidneys—make them do their work as na­ I : : : :: 3 ture intends. ^ NotepaperNoten . 1/3 per Box. quite prevalent in many sections Men who earn their living : School Bags, Boys' and during the summer season. J afloat have pinned their faith to 20/. Dr. Hamilton _ Pills tore, cleanse, brace t GiGirls'l , from 2/-. 3 00 these sturdy members of the up tbe system; they correct biliousness, gp : : Esterbrooks Rustless HAMILTON HOTEL ARRIVALS Kermath family—fo«* they know Come! See Them! stop headaches, overcome dizziness, give (I Ball Bearing dtps, in 4 3 by experience that you can't you good color, brisk appetite, make you j*3 colours, 4 sizes. "Makes Mr. Geo. Barlow, Binghamton, equal a Kermath! energetic, peppy, full of life and vigor. j identification simple." N.Y.; Mr. and Mrs. A. F. Bonn and To look and feel your best—nse Dr. H? : : : : A ribbon for every 3 daughter, Baltimore, Md.; Miss QUICK FACTS Hamilton's Pills of Mandrake and Butter­ Typewriter:—Kee Lox Rib­ Mary Burke, Worcester, Mass.; 4 cylinders cast en bloc— \ \ NATIONAL STORES nut. Sold by Druggists. bons, packed in sealed con- 3 Mr. and Mrs. F. J. Campbell, Phila­ "L"-Head type—12 to 25 Hamilton H_P.—800 to 1200 R.P.M.— Front Street . Q tainers. In all colours and delphia, Pa.; Mr. and Mrs. J. A. King Square St. George's H combinations and guaran- Chalk, Baltimore, Md.; Mr. Boscb magneto and impulse D-HAMILTONS PIUS ^? teed perfect. 3 coupling starter—drop forged 5424_f.s.m. Richard S. Connolly, Washington, crankshaft statically and dy­ D.C; Mrs. J. Daniels, West Orange, namically balanced—all parts 1 NX; Mr. and Mrs. W. Dearborn, interchangeable. THE BERMUDA BOOK tV Boston, Mass.; Mr. and Mrs. A. J STORES ^| Dosch, Brooklyn, N.Y.; Mr. and 2 TO 12 CYLINDERS cfa 53151fw. rv Mrs. H. L. Doughty, Bayside, L.L, 4 TO 400 HORSEPOWER This Cook knows how much more pleasant it is to N.Y.; Mr. S. M. Eisenstadt, Mon­ SALT-WATER DESIGNED t^^-_^__^_^___p*-_i. treal, Canada; Mr. A. Formate, do the baking in Summer with a Bronxville, N.Y.; Rev. N. Formosa, MR. C. R. L. GIBBONS New York Oity; Mr. and Mrs. North Shore On Show at N. E. Gallagher, Philadelphia, Pa.; Devonshire I_TE1__._GEI.CE Mrs. K. E. Hassel, Chicago, HI.; MOFFATS The Bermudiana Cydes Mr. and Mrs. L. R. Hess, Great Neck, Reid _ Burnaby Streets __._., N.Y.; Mr. and Mrs. I_ R. Hess, Great Neck, L.I., N.Y.; Mr. (rt)M_H_HMElectric_^m^;e Hamilton and Mrs. Howard and two children, QK__?w Canada-Soldthelrrbrldow Winnipeg, Man.; Mr. and Mrs. J. A. King, Cleveland, Ohio; Mr. James McGahn, Mr. Lewis Mc- Kisick, ; Miss Helen Dogs are naturally intelligent M. McShain, Bywood, Pa. -but no dog is at his best Miss C. F. Maynes, Boston, Mass.; X unless he is in the pink oi Mrs. S. M. Moulton, Minneapolis, condition—correct feeding is Minn.; Mrs. V. Munro, Brookline, K BATH ROOM OUTFITS Mass.; Mr. O, P. O'Brien, Bing­ essential at all times.... The hamton, N.Y.; Mr. Earle Peters, Veterinary profession state Toledo, Oghio.; Mrs. E. E. Plum- •§ Ey purchasing direct from factory in large quantities we can supply you with an outfit at a that 80 per cent of aU dog mer, Chicago, 111.; Miss E. Quinn, 8 Newark, N.J.; Mr. and Mrs. Henry •$[ surprisingly low price ailments are due to improper Redell, Massapego, L.L, N.Y.; Mr. feeding. and Mrs. Albert E. Schmidt, Balti­ See our show room—let us quote you prices. We can save you money Kel-L-Ratton contains aU the more, Md.; Miss O. J. Scoball, necessary vitamin*, far leading the Detroit, Mich.; Mr. James Soot- _____ as well as the Vatig. land, Jamaica Plain, Boston, Mass.; « CHAPPEL BROS., Ltd. **• Miss M. A. Senkel, Detroit, Mich.; Full Particulars from The Misses A. and C and M. Tansey MASTERS HARDWARE CO. NICHOLL & ASHTON, Hamilton Dorchester, Mass.; Rev. N. Viso, Phone 192 New York City; Miss Nellie M. 5"29__m.eitp [N-L______Warner, Bywood, Pa., Mr. R. O. THE DOG FOOD SUPREME "*** Milling, New Orleans, La. FOR FURNITURE GO TO CHESLEY E. WHITE SJI-_._._ t,. Eyeready flashligh ts,^cle Lamps andpatte ties—ASTWOOD'S

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Classified X Advertisements & THE BERMUDA FLORIST" __ Bermuda Fire and Marine Insurance Building EMPLOYMENT 8 STRAWBERRY PLANTS Front Street West WANTED—Experienced Housemaid & s References. Write Box 5395 Ber­ muda Press. 2_ Orcfer JVOHJ Orders Now Accepted 5396ftu. ei to m28. WANTED—Someone to give young Phone 926 or 10R. lady Mandolin lessons. Write 1st plTTk Box 5433 Bermuda Press. 2_ abl! ing such payment he would be sent ,1 „X .lealtbY Women Know to prison for a period not exceeding die danger of kidney weakness \\\^r six months. *". W -A70--W- OMEN no longer attribute I ,Mi4U<«*' 00 tJ__-iv_ *» I am rather tired of discussing to their aches and pains merely • _ _s at rest W GENAS l-OR RENT OR SALE women as such.—Dame Katherine to sex, but are quick to LAND FOR SALE Furse. suspect the kidneys, also. The SAFE brand of Aspirin _-GfO_. WaU !_•!_ km and Normally, these delicate organs To obtain the best results, Genasprin arc well able to keep the blood should be dissolved in a little water. stream pure, but at certain times and _^WUk** All Chemists sell Genasprin—in battles of 35 tablets. If Jane. SHARPEN oe « t*3* while physical changes are taking TucAer •__, ailments, gestive a-7-777 place, the task becomes a heavy one. your Chemist is out of stock, write now" to NEW VVESTBURY 'OUl. BLADES Healthy kidney activity alone can NICHOL & ASHTON, P.O. Box 372, Hamilton. RICHMOND ROAD cope with it; the least slackening Maui by GESATOSAN LTD., LOUGHBOROUGH, ENGLAND. •ME kS7 ('tit ' T.UCR.O* permits oric acid and other harmful impurities to remain and upset the '/TgmhuM**system. That i:j why every woman needs the help of Doan's Backache HOUSES Kidney Pills. This special kidney •TpHE pleasure you get tonic quickly banishes backache, For Rent or Sale urinary and bladder disorders, dizzy in drinking Brooke DARBERNONE! Write for a free cn$*y of "Infant Feeding i bv Hie 'Allenburys' Foods. *' i attacks, rheumatic pains, dropsical HIS RAZOR... swellings, bearing-down pains, a Bond Tea i_ the pleasure Properties for Sale nervous, run-down condition and Allen &HanburysL-_i., London which only a really good MRS. ROBINSON p-VERY barber knows that a flat other symptoms of kidney weakness. hone is the best way to sharpen Special Representative for B.W. I.: CAMPBELL, GOSLING & CO. Alldealcrs sell Doan's, 2/9 per bottle. tea can give yuu. J a single-edged blade. But a double- _*-v ~~"\ Bank of Bermuda Building i"r«p.__F..-_l*rf_ _»»<_. t. »>/•'•• .-t. I.m,dm. WJ. edged safety razor blade must have H. 3. HALSALL, H^***' • - \ 1 rhone 963 Cables "Cirbr-ofc" positive, even friction on the bevel ! P.O. ft_ 57,Bridgetown, BARBADOS I' _ at each edge and this requires a L_! 5 =S If curved surface. te We have molded just such a sur­ WANTED face right Into a bottle. This surface • K::_:';B ___''•••:''_'_••*____•Ex"0.&Mm&F~%2*rrf'''~~: --••••cm I has then been chemically treated _i__s_3___i_f_ai__»__f__i»^....__i __i£n_i;..._i •«r^._w_K.i^..._r__fet5i_rSiii __:_»• £ 1 __ and it is offered to you as a perfect BOY razor sharpener guaranteed to make your oldest, dullest blade as sharp Brooke Bond Tea To deliver papers and learn as the day it was bought. And best of all, you pay nothing *J DURHAM, Hamilton, the Printing trade. for the sharpener Itself. The razor Apply sharpener bottle contains 2/- worth of Fitch's Mentho-Pep, a new, re­ r_ This i7iu_ irdtioa. BERMUDA TRESS, Ltd. freshing, germicidal after-shaving denjets tlie attruetive Reid Street lotion. A 1/- tube of Fitch's Steril­ "-"re**"*. * r t _> *i ffi4mc*ldl9dtar Decanter. ized Shaving Cream completes the kN»_ combination and your total cost is Hg^G WANTED only 2/9. .°v\ Fitch's Sterilized Shaving Cream is the perfection, of long is an alkali-free, lubricating cream experience in the prcduettoii m% YOUNG MAN that provides a smooth surface for the razor to glide over. of rape old Scots Whiskj. for Shoe Department Here's the shaving combination *P__ period of _natu_-_t__*tii_ every man has been looking for. seasoned old wooden casks *^„T_..-•*"lrs>" This effective remedy has a two-fold Apply: Get yours today. Phone Nicholl & , funcdor. It may be used both externally Ashton, Sole Distributors. is extendedoverroc_*yyec___. and internally. It is truly the housewife's T. J. PEARMAN & SONS and its exceptionally fine best friend, a marvellous reliever of pain. Always keep it bandy. 5446fs.eit_. oil for, quality is guaranteed. Sold in one size only—never sold in bulk. Get the genuine. M. TtlE DISTILLERS AGENCY. LTD., Ol ST ILLSRS, EDINBURGH. ,

Obtainable attheppineipaL Clubs NOCTBROP S LYMAN CO., LIMITED. ^ and Hotels, and at a./I leading -j__a I Establishments. Stick* GOSLING BROS. Eat Rid your home of RAZOR AGENTS { insect pests p.Cfc SHARPENER Quaker Oats tH* SHAVIN© fBIACKFLAG ^»:-__?______'_M„-^<-_U^ JH--_-- V *Z_^t,^°-~**.ttDS» ^ COMBINATION ^s2_a_^'f___st^rs«__.»__m for health ikillsquicker* costs less BABOON ITSES QB galeigh tyctff-WAP__QN*_ ass ni