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Bulk Rate U.S. Postage Paid Vol. 71 No. 49 University of New Hampshire TUESDAY_, MAY 5, 1981 862-1490 Durham. N.H. Per.mil #30 Addition deferred for Field House By Norman Dupre going to be difficult for us to ac­ The Public Works Committee of commodate the needs of both our the New Hampshire Legi'slature female and male athletes." recently denied a $1.4 million "We're living in a cramped proposal to renovate the Field situation right now," said Gail House. Bigglestone, Director of Women's The $1.4 million was slated to be Athletics, "and it's not just used in the construction of a women's athletics. The Field women's locker room, a new House accommodates a number of e4uipment area, and a larger different events and it gets to be a sports medicine facility (training juggling act after a while." room). The addition would have According to Bigglestone, the put the University in compliance locker room was originally built with the Title IX, a federal law only for people using the pool but requiring equal facilities for both now it must house everything, men and women. iocluding male and female "The proposal came out of the intercollegiate teams. committee with the recommenda­ "We're worried about the needs tion not to give us the $1.4 of all the students," said million," said Andy Mooradian, Mooradian. "With the high Director of Men's Athletics at amount of interest in athletics that UNH. we have here, the facility can not accommodate all of the needs. We remain overcrowded and I think it's a crying shame." Ray McDonald, a Durham businessman, receives the Granite State award at the Honors Convocation last 'We 're living in a "The most disappointing thing Sunday. Reading the citation is John Day, secretary of the Board of Trustees, as Vice President Gordon is that they (the legislature) have Haaland looks on (courtesy photo). already given us $150,000," said cramped situation Mooradian, citing the legislature's · appropriation of $100,000 last year to draw up plans for the Students awarded honors right now . .. ' renovation. Mooradian also added that another $35,000 was ••Honors Convocation is an The basis for qualification as an l he proposal, which was denied appropriated three years ago to do By Darryl Cauchon site work at the Field House. More than 1,400 students were important annual ceremony which honor student is a 3.2 grade point about two weeks ago, is not dead, provides an opportunity for the average (GPA) at the University though. Mooradian "I just don't understand the logic honored at the 36th Annual said that the University community to and a 3.2 in the previous semester University would be working with behind this," Mooradian added. Honors Convocation held in recognize the academic achieve­ for freshmen. the legislature to have ··we'll just have to wait and see Ludholm Gymnasium Sunday. the proposal ments of candidates in the four The number of students put back into committee for what happens." President Evelyn Handler "For now, we'll continue to run welcomed more than 1,200 classes for the bachelor degree," receiving honors dropped from reconsideration. said Handler. 2,500 last year after the Academic Mooradian does not see much of our programs out of a cramped formally dressed students, families The events began with a black Senate raised the a problem if the situation," said Bigglestone, ••and and faculty as she described the GPA proposal is cap and gown processional led by requirement for honors from delayed, even for somehow keep working on the convocation as ••an important 3 .0 to a year, but University Faculty Marshall 3.2. added, "If it's not approved it's money which is badly needed." event in the academic calendar.~· Robert Marshall. The procession­ Dr. Jerome B. Schneewind, al included administration Provost of New York City's officers, trustees, University Hunter College, spoke on ••Proper President Handler, and Student Questions and Others." Body President Bob Coates. Schneewind compared ••proper Sun' Day: Full of energy Following the opening questions" to proper children in invocation, presented by Reverend which both are not difficult to Roy Swanson of the Durham handle and ••unfortunately not too By Xavier A. Cronin jazz, blue grass, boogy band with a environmentally dangerous off­ Evangelical Church, Handler interesting." It was an outdoor folk soothing, high wail of neatly shore drilling that the large oil asked the honor students to stand The guest speaker continued to without the booze or pot; it was a structured notes. companies insio;;t is necessary. as they were praised in her short stress what constituted good display of important information. Next came an inspiring speech speech. questions and answers in a Last Sunday, Solar Energy by Roy Morrison on energy Solo guitarist, fiddler, yodeller, ••The excellence of our students' students particular field of interest. Coalition (SEC) sponsored conservation at UNH. He said and vocalist Taylor Whiteside accomplishments are reflected in One of .the problems students face "SunDay," a five hour event in UNH could reduce its energy played and sang great blue-grass their honor grades, their selection in leaving college, he said, is that which between 200 and 300 people demand by I 0 to 20 percent if the and folk songs following the for membership in academic honor real life is not the same as college. gathered outside on the sloping buildings were gapped and sealed speech. On several songs he pla}'.ed societies, and their receipt of "This points to a limitation in up to keep cold air out. He also academic scholarships, prizes, and our ability to educate you to be lawn of the MU B's east side for a SUN-DAY, page 20 solar celebration. said there is not a need for awards," said Handler. leaders in coping with social It was warm, breezy, and slightly problems. There were times when a overcast. People slept on the lawn, university education could be quite walked around, and just sat about directly an education for thought­ enjoying the crisp spring day. A about policy questions and major gigantic rubber "earth ball" was practical problems," said continuously pounced and rode Schneewind. upon, frisbees flew about, and a Schneewind also said that ••if we parachute mushroom game are going to be able to ask proper attracted many excited partici­ questions we will need a certain pants. vocabulary-an authoritative There were bands, solo vocabulary." performers, information displays, Students were not the only ones a mime act, speakers, and a to be honored at the convocation. juggling act. Raymond F. MacDonald, Last Chance Medicine Show Durham business leader and civic started the musical entertainment benefactor,was presented the off- According to group leader Granite State Award Citation for and fiddle player· Ryan· Thomson his ••energy, talents, and concern" their concept is "recreatipg old for fell ow citizens and college time radio." Their performance classmates. included a running, Hee-Hawish­ MacDonald has served as a humor-like dialogue in which they director and treasurer of the local told of their fictional, wonderful chapter of the Salvation Army, products for sale such as Last former director of the Durham Chance Tonic, Mangion Manure, Savings Bank, and a member of and Bulls Pizzle Chewing the National Association of the Tobacco. The performance Board of Realtors. These positions combined moments of humor with have given him ••a wide funky, swing-your-partner, blue acquaintance and a position of grass and swing music. influence which he has used well on The second group was Second behalf of the town and state." Hand Rose. They offered more The award was presented by funky but with a John W. Day, Secretary of the bouncy sound of the big-band era. The steel guitar highlighted this Mime was just part ot the entertainment at Sun-Day (Dave Litten photo). HONORS, page 20 PAGE TWO THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, MAY 5, 1981 : ( 1 I) ' • • ti .. ' ·' • • • I ~ t -... • f ..., ' f - " , "",,' l . ,., ~ --~. -· ,,..~

• ---News Ill Brief Student Senate loses ground Education progratn By David Elliott that says honors will change. At the April 20th meeting, the Two weeks ago, the Academic Upper classmen would graduate Academic Senate overwhelmingly UNH Marine Docents brought a marine education program to Senate overwhelmingly defeated under the 3.0 honors level stated in defeated both the ammended more than 150 pupils and teachers at the historic Stark Village the grandfather clause motion and their catalogues. clause and the original motion. School and The Groveton Grammar School last week. a corollary amendment that had "We wanted the change in "It was a matter of legal and Students participated in a hands-on examination of marine plant - been introduced by the Academic honors to take fours years, not administrative issues that killed and animal life, including presentations and slide shows. Docent Council of the Student Senate. The one," said Student Body President the grandfather clause," said Coordinator Sharon Meeker, introduced "The Rocky Shore" clause was designed to shield Bob Coates. "We specifically Gerhard. "It was not that we were presentation, with a discussion on adaptation and variation of students from the immediate wanted honors to be contingent not sympathetic with the students, marine plants and animals, an important segment of the food chain. impact of the grade point change in · under the catalogue under which but we thought the motion should The "Through the Looking Glass" school program, sponsored by honors from 3.0 to 3.2. ,. the student enrolled." be accomplished in one move that the Docents later this month, will include class tours at Odoirne The decision by the Academic Students from the Academic affected everybody." Point's Nature Center in Rye, to explore tidal pools. Senate, which is composed of 50 Council presented the grandfather Without the grandfather clause, faculty, IO students and IO clause motion to the Academic the honors change went into effect. administrators, has broad and Standards Committee, a standing Sept. I 1980, as voted by the immediate effects. The defeat subcommittee of the Academic Academic Senate. All students, Senate. The students did not including those seniors who .Kari-Vall schedule receive positive response from the graduated in December and those News Analysis Academic Standards Committee. graduating this· May, 1981, are "The Academic Standards now obligated to attain a 3.2 to The Kari-Van will operate on the regular schedule through May Committee could not support that reach honors. For seniors this 22, with the la~t bus leaving campus at 5:40 p.m. The Reading Day type of. a motion," said Gwen th means raising a 3.0 to a 3.2 in one schedule (May 13, 14) will be the same as the Sunday schedule, with might also say something about Gerhard, chairman of the or two semesters to reach that the addition of the 7 a.m. and 8 a.m. runs. · future senate power and Standards Committee. much dc~i1 t;U ana now more There will be n:o services on May 23 art

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By Lorrie Iacopino items auctioned will be everything . The__ it~m they worked · on will go 1 For the eighth time th~ Granite from a handmade quilt for a baby ·into the Galiery where the highest State Room of the MUB will echo to toys and clothes for children." bidder will receive it. _ with the words "going, going, Also on Thursday night The On May J 3.th the Gallery will be gone." The annual New Shack, a playhouse donated by exclusively art. Volunteers report Hampshire TV Auction will begin ...-Shelter-Kit of Tilton will be that art will be presented other May I 0th and run through the auctioned off. nights but this night will be "a 16th. The auction will be Another special feature wili be special time for art collectors." broadcasted all seven nights from artists and craftsmen at the The auction will offer many 5:30 pm. to 12:30 am. on Channel auction. "On six of the seven nights exciting items to bid on. People 11. . of the auction there will be an artist will be able to bid on vacations, Mrs. Noble Peterson, director of or craftsman giving a demonstr­ . arts, crafts, radios, a computer and Public Relations for the auction, ation on camera," said Peterson. a red 1981 Ford Escort. There will said that the first seven auctions The artists and crafts men are be something f&.[ everyone to bid included thousands of volunteers, Calvin Libby, artist, Bonnie on including woodstoves and donors, and bidders, who helped Barnes, gourmet chef, Lynn and champagne dinners. All of these to raise $769,000 dollars for N.H. Paul Allen, leaterworkers, Diana items and many more will go to the Public TV. This year the auction F~ost, weaver, Cheryl and George hiJ~hest bidders. leaders are hoping to raise Niles, pott~rs, and Pepi M. $175,000. 1-lerrmarm, mast~r crystan cutter. CHANNEL 11, page 6 The money raised from the auction is a regular part ot Channel 11 's budget and goes to help fund all their programming along with other monies from the Horton anticipates state and donations. This year there will be three special features in the Gallery area an 'easy' trcinsition of the auction. On May 11th and 14th from 5:30 pm. to 7 pm. the special feature "A Time For By L. Karen Holstrom lessons learned, future problems, Children" will be aired. Mrs. · Sarah Jane Horton began her and wa)'s in which the Stmate Peterson described this as ~ "a time active role as Student Body could be most effectively run, said when everything in the Gallery will President this past Friday, and Coates. Channel 11 volunteer accepts bid at last year's auction (Richardson be exclusively for children. The officially presided in the Senate on "Sarah is a good administrator," photo). Sunday night. said Coates, "but I've cautioned Horton called the transition her on being diplomatic and saying from the Coates/Godfrey things to the public." Coates was administration an "easy one for referring 'to a recent editorial in two reasons." The New Hampshire in which T_alents displayed at EXPO '81 "Bob (Co.ates) and Jody Horton was quoted as saying (Godfrey) left things in good ••bullshit". ••Language like that shape, and I have a good doesn't go over well for someone in By Beth Lacombe merchants. and exhibits in the area. "I make a knowledge of the workings her position," said Coates. An array of talents and wares Robert Loechler entertained living from selling my pottery," she because of my previous position," were on display this weekend as passersby with tunes from his said. Her collection of pottery " ,said Horton, former SAFC Coates pointed out that most of crafts people and merchants Hammer Dolcimer, a string strays from the norm, including chairperson. the issues in Senate are resolved ~athered on Mainstreet for EXPO instrument made for him by a wine glasses, musical instruments · Horton mentioned that the prior to the transition. But one '81. friend. He accepted donations and the most well known of her transition will involve change. ~ssue Coates intends to see through Browsers and shoppers found towards his campaign to "Help items, miniature clay animals "Andy (Katz) and I will do is a proposal to give Student everything . from handcrafted keep music in the air." · which can be used as whistles. things differently. People get into Senate equal weight in jurisdiction jewelry, gifts, and pottery to Some exhibiters were there as a Amber Cllley and Jennifer habits. They doll''t s.o much resent over rules listed under rights and bargains from downtown store hobby, some for a living, some for McKay, both UNH students, change, but they are thrown by it. rules in the_Caboodle, which the owners. a little extra cash, and others just spend their spare time making and The differences lie in personal Academic Senate presides over. Nice weather both days dre~ enjoyed being out there amid the displaying sterling silver jewelry style." Coates says he will meet with crowds to Expo which was hosted cluster of people. and hand painted wood items. "A Former Student Body President Gregg Sanborn of Academic by the Durham Business Janet Monoit, a potter from little extra spending money to get Bob Coates said he is ••hoping Affairs by May 8, to resolve the Association, a group of area Durham, is a regula_r at craft shows me through the semester is nice, Sarah will keep the same format issue. According to Coates, but I also like being out here to ahd level of commitment and administrators, "don't want rules meet and talk to people, and to get professionality needed to maintain there we can change. If every rule is ideas from other craftsmen," Cilley what we established, and build on changed to a policy statement, College cheaters are said. it. Otherwise Senate will lose its Senate will no longer have any Saturday's activities also credibility." jurisdiction." featured a flea market in the Coates praised the Horton/ Katz Horton said, ••As far as we're Wellwood parking lot where many team and expressed his confidence concerned, it's his job to follow this set up tables and sold furniture, in them. After the election, Coates, through. It's his pet project." seen as inevitable clothing, crafts, and miscellaneous Godfrey, Horton, and Katz met to She mentioned there would be a treasures. discuss the transitional period; HORTON, page 6 By Doug Fraser question sheet, so that if by chance When Professor Marc Herold they did poorly, they could fill it in saw five students walk into his ·and accuse me of unfairly grading exam wearing the same visors, he them," Herold added. knew they weren't worried about Professor·Hans Heilbronner of the sun, they were worried about the history department pointed out the exain. He knew they wore the that students that cheat lack visors to scan other tests without organization. getting caught. "There is a difference from the Some faculty feel that parental time I was an undergraduate pressure is forci!lg college students because most of the students were to cheat on examinations. "The veterans, "Heilbronner said. more our society emphasizes good "There weren't as many extra­ grades in college in order to get a curricular activities for us to respectable job, the more cheating engage in. Students knew where will occur," said Herold, an they should place their priorities. If assistant professor of the someone did cheat there was a­ Whittemore School of Business feeling of guilt whereas today, that and Economics. "I make sure there guilt is non-existent." is a space between each student Two years ago, Professor and if a group of students walk into Heilbronner said he attended a an exam together, I invariably meeting of graduates and he was break them up." appalled when he listened to a Professor Herold also believes former student admit that they had that his colleagues are partly to cheated his way through college. blame for the cheating. ''As The former student reasoned that inflation increases and salaries the society was full of cheating and remain stagnant, some of my that he was only getting a head­ cohorts tend to adopt that start on it. lackadaisical attitude. Some of Many professors agree that them will come into an exam and cheating occurs on the short read a book the entire time. This answer, multiple 'choice and behavior more or less invites true/ false exams within the large cheating," explained Herold. lecture halls. "I make up tests that With the repetition of courses differ in arrangement so that two from semester to semester, Herold students sitting next to each other doesn't hand the final back to can't cheat," explained Professor student,s because he believes Kenneth Anderson of the fraternities and sororities keep files Chemistry department. "It is in the and other students who are not labs where I believe cheating is also members of the organizations are prevalent. Students can predict the at a disadvantage. outcome of an experiment so they "Also I have had problems in the oast with people taking an extra CHEATING, page 19 Flowers mark the 11th anniversary of the-Kent State shootings (Henri Barber photo). PAGE ,FOUR THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, MAY 5, 1981

..... - . \. • I 4, ,,. 9 \ • _' ' - • I I ', /' ,..j ...... ~ :1 ~ -I • -, \ j ••- • :..-- \. ' ' 'I .. . 1 \.j '... l I _., , J.,.- 1 I - "'r , • l '· SUMMER JOBS Marathon The NH People's Alliance, the state's largest citizen action group is benefits hiring students this summer to work in the Community Outreach charity Program. Hours: 2:00 pm-lO:OOpm. By Henri Barber For interviews, call 668-8481 The third annual Sawyer Hall Wiffleball Marathon ended at 3 An Equal Opportunity Employer p.m. Sunday, 75 hours after it had begun. In that time, the participants scored 700 runs in 548 innings in an effort to benefit the Ronald McDonald Leukemia House in Brookline, Mass. The Ronald McDonald House NICKS is a housing facility that . allows parents to be near their children during the child's leukemia · treatment. The marathon began in Final results of the 3rd annual Sawyer Hall wifleball tourney (Henri 1979 to raise money for Doug Barber photo). - Houghton of Jenkins Court in Durham. Houghton was a patient IAIVE for eight years before succumbing to leukemia on March 6 of last Your feet are going to love year. . what's aoina on in here! .. Feet don,'t like to weafsilols. But they love RocSports. The target of$ I 000 was set, and CROSSFIRE Because RocSports have a Walk Support System that though the totals have not been gives your heel and arch perfect support. As well as a tabulated, it appeared that the sum genuine Vibram® sole that rolls forward as your feet step had been reached according to . forward. And RocSports are extraordinarily light. Bobby Slein, a Sawyer resident who helped organize the benefit. TONITE "The entire event went over really well," Slein said. "It was a great success." 9:00 - CLOSING The atmosphere at the onset of the final day. was carnival-like. Smith Hall residents were on hand to join in on a barbecue, and a ALSO: Watch for our new sizeable crowd was present to . luncheon menu, and WIFFLEBALL, page 5 . ' REMEMBER Dinner ROCSPORTS By R.ockoort Spec,ials Everyday available in Men's and Women's sizes ·RED'S @Moull = WEEKDAYS SATURDAY , 9:30-9 9-5:30 BROADWAY DOVER, N.H.

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(Across from the Post Office) Hooded Panchos SO% ..... , :J r .,. .. , / / .' .' .' :' , • •. ~ /,. . , ·: · • , , THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, MAY 5, 1981 PAGE FIVE Campus Calenda Fire inspections are conducted TUESDAY, May 5 CHEMISTRY DEPARTMENTAL SEMINAR: Studies . of Reactive Intermediates. David Griller, national Research Council By Marion Sabella Excessive posters and plies of harass anyone, but just to make of Canada, Ottawa. Iddles L-103, Parson~ Hall, 11 a.m.-Noon. Late dorm fire inspections this papers were the majority of everything safe," Laroche added. CE800 GRADUATE SEMINAR: Numerical Investiation of year are due to personnel changes . violations this semester, according The Fire Department plans to Particulates Settling in a Linear Wave Field. Cliff Linder, Civil ·check rooms that received . in the Fire Department and to Acting Chief Laroche. Engineering. Room 228. Kingsbury, Noon-I p.m. \ Residential Life. Conk views the iospections in a violations before the end of the Dorm fire inspections are primary educational aspect. "The semester. HUMANITIES LECTURE SERIES: Modern Art. David S. initiated by the Fire Chief. students-don't realize they should Conk plans to change the dorm · Andrew, The Arts. Rqom 127, Hamilton Smith, 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m. "This year has been different have proper cords, or how fire inspection procedure next ART TALK: Margot Clark, Art History, will descuss Max because Chief Don Bliss left last dangerous a tapestry on a ceiling year. "Fire inspections will be run Beckman. Sponsored by Department of the Arts. RoomA218/219, summer and we have not yet hired or wall is. Another aspect hopefully in September and Paul Creative Arts Center, 12:30 p.m. February so students will know another fire chief," said Roland addresses correction of any STUDENT RECITAL: Brat1on Recital Hall, Paul Creative Arts what they should or should not Laroche, acting fire chief. "Two hazards," said Conk. Center, I p.m. months ago we realized the "Inspections aren't made to do," said Conk. inspections hadn't been done." MEN'S LACROSSE: vs. Bowdoin. Cowell Stadium, 2 p.m. Resdential Life schedules the WOMEN'S CENTER FILM: "Rape Culture." A unique and inspections, done by off duty shocking look at the phenomenon of rape. Carroll/ Belknap Room, firefighters and hall R.A.'s or the Memorial Union, 7:30 p.m. Donations accepted. hall director. Residential Life pays STVN FILM: "Love Story." Strafford Room, Memorial Union, 9 the time and a half to · the p.m. firefighters who sign up for this optional assignment. WEDNESDAY, May 6 "Da~ical1y al1 I did was o~:md a WIND SYMPHONY AND WOMEN'S CHORUS: Concert. letter to hall directors that there Stanley Hettinger and Audrey Adams Havsky, directors. Johnson would be fire inspections and I also Wed. May 6: Theater, Paul Creative Arts Center, 8 p.m. coordinated the firefighters and STVN FILM: "The Beach Boys in Concert." and "The Making of hall staff," said Bill Conk, manager Star Wars." Strafford Ro9m, Memorial Union, 9 p.m. of Environmental Systems, BILL MORRISSEY. Department of Residential Life. THURSDAY, May 7 Dorm fire inspections began Thurs. May 7: BROWN BAG-IT AT THE GALLERIES: Student horn about 1973 because of increased & ensemble. Sponsored by Art Galleries Docent Program. Galleries, room fires and overloaded circuts. PATTY LARKIN Paul Creative Arts Center, Noon. Bring lunch; coffee or tea Fire fighters inspect each room CERCIE MILLER available. thoroughly. A fire inspection EE800 GRADUATE SEMINAR: Trials and Tribulations of a report is made for each room and the occupants, Fire Depa,rtment, Small Computer Business. Mark Klein, Information Engineering, and Residential Life each receive a 8 Newmarket, NH. Room 251, Kingsbury, 1-2 p.m. copy. Fri-Sat, May & 9: STUDENT RECITAL: Bratton Recital Hall, Paul Creative Arts Conditions considered "unsafe", Center, I p.m. include hazardous appliances (hot THE INCREDIBLE PSYCHOLOGY CLUB LECTURE: Working with Children. plate, toaster oven, electric heater, Room 103, Conant, 3:30-5 p.m. others), overloaded electrical receptacles , overloaded or CASUALS PHYSICS COLLOQUIUM: Sunspots, a Dilemma in Freshman damaged extension cords, Physics. Professor Eugene N. Parker, University of Chicago. Room refrigerators without heavy-duty 152, DeMeritt Hall, 4-5 p.m. extension cords, stored flammable dancing MUSO FILM: "The Stuntman." Strafford Room, Memorial liquids , candles, excessive Union, 7 and 9:30 p.m. Admission $1 or MUSO Film Pass. combustible materials on walls MUB PUB: Rick Bean with dancing. 8 p.m. Cover Charge 50¢ and ceilings and beds too close to ceilings. · FRIDAY, May 8 Prescription DOES CANNIBALISM EXIST? Why do People say it does if it Arthur McAaughton, a Stoke Doesn't and Never Has? W. Arens, Associate Professor of Resident Assistant, thought the Anthropology and author of The Man Eating Myth: Anthropology violations were few in Stoke's Eyeglasses* and Anthropophagy. Sponsored by Department of Sociology and inspection about three weeks ago. Anthropology. Room 20 l, McConnell, I p.m. (Rescheduled from "The biggest things were walls with May l.) lots of posters and the student's LAW, TECHNOLOGY, AND PHILOSOPHY: A Philosopher of biggest concern was when the fire department would be coming back Science Looks at Expert Testimony and the Courts. George Smith, to check violations," McAaug.htorf turbine engineer, Northern Research, and philosopher of science at said. Tufts University. Sponsored by Philosophy. Room 19, Hamilton Smith, 3 p.m. FACULTY RECITAL: John Skelton, organ. Durham Community _WIFFLE_ Church, 8 p.m. '.BALL MU B PUB: Magic and the Rag ae All Stars. 8 .m. Admission: $2. 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GENERAL number of the item wanted, how Thursday, May 7, Hillsborough Room, Memorial like to encourage that feeling. "The CLASS RING SALES: FINAL class ring sales.for this much. they are willing to bid on it auction is especially good because Union, 12:30 p.m. Undergraduates only. year. Sponsored by the Senior Key Honor Society. . CLUBS & ORGANIZATIONS and their name and phone number. it gives donors and bi~ders a Thursday and Friday, May 7 and 8, tables next to After a confirmation call items feeling that Channel 11 1s really SOCIAL SERVICE NETWORKING CHAT: Cafeteria, Memorial Union, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. should be picked up within twenty­ their TV," said Peterson. . Sponsored by Social Service Students. Tuesday, May 5, HEAL TH CENTER DISCUSSES DIET AND Grafton Room, Memorial Union, 5: 15-6: 15 p.m. ORIN KING: How does your drinking interact with your four hours. TUESDAY NIGHT LIVE: Sponsored by Campus diet? Tuesday, May 5, forum Room, Dimond Library, 7 Two fraternities will be helping Crusade for Christ. Tuesday, May 5, Room 206, Horton p.m. out Channel 11 this year. Sigma Social Science Center, 7-8:30 p.m. SIMULTANEOUS CHESS EXHIBITION: Keith Beta will help in moving the set -HORTON- STUDENTS FOR RECYCLING MEETING: Summer Hayward, New Hampshire State Chess Champion and from storage to the Granite State (continued from page 3) and party plans. Tuesday, May 5, Room 218, Hamilton National Chess Master will take on all comers Room of the MUB, and assist in Smith, 8 p.m. simultaneously. Sponsored by Chess Club. Tuesday, the setting up process. change of emphasis from the INTER VARSITY CHRISTIAN FELLOWSHIP May 5, Room 53, Hamilton Smith, 6 p.m. Admission: The Gamma Nu Chapter of Pi concentration of how the Senate MEETING: Friday, May 8, Room 218, McConnell, 7:30 50¢ per game. Kappa Alpha will move the works to the potential it holds. p.m. Other events: Daily Prayer meetings M,W,F Noon- ARMY/ AIR FORCE ROTC "GOLD BAR" RUN: A donations stored in the warehouse "Being just two years old, the focus 1 p.m. and T,TH 12:30-1:30 p.m., Rockingham Room, 10,000 meter road. race. Sat~rday, May 9, Lot A, Field was on the structure of the Senate. Memorial Union. Booktable, T,W, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. House. Starts 11 a .m. Registration: Pre-entry $3; day of to the New Hampshire TV Auction Memorial Union. race $4. Registration forms available Room 207, Zais set in the MUB. We want to build on that," Horton CAMPUS GAY AWARENESS: Open organizational Hall, or call 862-1078. (Proceeds benefit the United Other students who wish to said. meeting for next fall. Thursday, May 7, Room 225, Way). volunteer can act as telephone Hamilton Smith, 7-8 p.m. BLOOD PRESSURE SCREENING CLINIC: Free operators, bids runners, among The COMPUTER SERVICES Blood Pressure Counseling and Education. Sponsored other things. If any students do \ Preregistration necessary for course listed below. Call , by UNH 'Health Service and New Hampshire He~rt wish to volunteer their time they New Hampshire 862-3527, or stop by Room 2E Stoke Cluster. Association. Monday, May 11, senate Room, Memorial should contact Peterson MONTH I Y I J~FR ~ MJ;J;'TING: J::or UDoro and pooplo .Tlninn O,,m..4pm ALLSUN TAN CONGRATULATIONS!! PRODUCTS Ban De Soleil Coppertone DAN Sundown Sudden Tan MMM-What A Tan Aloe and· Pre Sun- Tropical Blend 20%- CAROLYN 0FF (I week only) Good luck and thanks ~ for all your·. Stock l!P Now Summer is Almost Here! help!! ~-- Care Pharmacy '· 51-53 Main Street, Durham _ M on . ..:Sat. 9-6 868 2280

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INTERNATIONAL These are no 'County Mounties' INTERNSHIPS

By Tom Guzlnski consldered it feasible until three Fourth of July to help in crowd AVAILABLE Mounted Police will patrol the months ago. control." beaches of Hampton if an "If we can get enough money Although the residents of for 1981-1982 estimated $21,000 can be raised by together," said Pelletier, "our goal ·in PO LI CE, page 1_~ _ donations from citizens and is to get the teams on patrol by the International Students Office businesses of the community. Huddleston More than $1,400 has been raised so far and another $3,500 has been I~terested sudents (graduate or undergraduate) pledged, falling far short of the $21,000 that is needed to cover should contact Marissa Chorlian, International expenses of the proposed plan. "ORSEMAISHIP Student Advisor, 862-2030 If the money is raised, the Police Department will purchase four IMMEDIATELY horses, pay for stable and feed for 1nsc 402 2 CR. one year, train the horses, and purchase riding equipment. Sgt. Dennis Pelletier of the Hampton Police said that four men would be assigned to ride the Summer - Fall Semester horses, including himself, but that ·MAJORS - NON-MAJORS Interested in health the training time involved would not be paid for by the department. Openings still available "A trainer will spend six weeks issues such as Alcohol with the horses to teach them the call 862-1171 procedures of police patroling," said Pelletier." After the horses are and Drug use, Sex-· ready, the four officers will be introduced to the animals to get complete control over tlie horses uality, Lifestyles, ·etc? so that they will work as a team when patroling." Then join the. staff of Pelletier added that after six . . weeks, the riders and horses should Might these words of your creator sink into be ready to go out onto the beach area. your heart: Two horses will work during the day and two at night to cover the ~ PEER HEALTH entire beach area including the Jesus said: "Whoever main beach, boardwalk and backstreets. The team of man and believes in the Son has horse will take on all the EDUCATORS responsibilities of an officer on foot but unlike the foot officer the eternal life, but who­ mounted officers have the ' advantages of a 1500 pound ever rejects the Son partner and an elevated view of the For more information, come to the beach. Pelletier feels that with the will not see life, for meeting on Wednesday, May 6 at 7 pm horses there will be better relations in the Carroll Room of the MUBI with the public. "When people see an officer on a God's wrath remains Sponsored by The Health Education horse they are usually intrigued by the sight and will sometimes come on him." - John 3:36 Center up to the officer and talk. Communication with the public is The One. who made the worlds an~ made you loved essential in keeping order." you enough to die for you. Are you running from The Boston Police have a sixty­ six horse unit and Pelletier believes Him? If you want to find God, read the Bible. this attributes to the majority of good public relations in the crime­ Maine Missionary Society, RFD Box 35, Dresden, Maine ridden city. He said he has wanted FINAL mounted police in Hampton for a few yea~s but th~~ never really LAST CLASS to be a Spring 1981 Tutor /Counselor RING SALES with The Games Room Semi-Annual Upward Bound · this SUMMER Tournament College Work-Study a necessity. Call Mutt or Dan Table Tennis right away 862-1562 --- tEARn BARTEIDllG OUTSIDE Strafford Room Memorial·Union

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Men and women train for good paying May 7th & 8th summer job opportunities in this popular field. Learn a trade you can take anvwherc. f\'cning course~ . Call in 10:00 a.m. - 3:00.p.m. eY~ning or write for brochure. Day ' cour~es offered in summer. llam, Sunday, May 3 Tel. 659-3718 Open to All UNH Students SPON'sORED. BY Registration: GamesRoomDesk,MUB Master Bartenders EntryFee: $1.00 SENIOR ·KEY School Trophies Awarded to Top Two Finalists HONOR SOCIETY 84 Main Street Singles Competition. Only Newmarket, N .H. 03857 PAGE EIGHT

I _ECKANKAR MINI-DORMS SUMMER JOBS AWARENESS .OF ONE'S SELF (continued from page 2) Available for work-study student~ A discussion will be held dealing with the languages, wholistic living, and recognition of and o~r daily participation environmental affairs. interested in animals and fa~ming at Each house member is expected the livestock, dairy, horse and poultry in other realms of being as viewed by to complete a dorm-oriented will be held on project over the course of each . farms. Rooms and kitchen privileges Eckankar. The event semester. "When we screen people Thursday, May 7 at 8:00 p.m. in," said Bruce Bonenfant, former available. Contact the Animal Science head of the Woodruff House in room screening committee, "we like it Office~ 203 Kendall Hall, 862-2130 212 Hamilton Smith Hall, tJNH when people already have ideas for projects." The projects in Woodruff House, the environmental mini­ dorm, have been varied. This year most of the residents have been involved with the greenhouse, where vegetables are. Emporium India grown throughout the winter.-Past projects have included a television set powered by a bicycle, and a solar powered shower that recently Main St. Durham · sprung a leak. · Sackett House, the mini-dorm for wholistic living, promotes, ; according. to Diane McGlaughlin, a member of the dorm·s screening committee,"a b~lancing of the mind, body and spirit." The ·dorm has many informal groups, Our Lease Expires May 30th including nutrition,. running, meditation, and weight-lifting groups. "We look for people with an interest in the dorm,", said McGlaughlin. "We don't want to Great Discounts on An Full Priced Merchandise be seen just as a way out of Williamson or Christensen." The screening process does not end when a student is admitted to the dorm. If a resident does not fulfill the project requirement, or if his of her attitude does not · 'For your summer wardrobe needs ... contribute to the dorm community, the resident may be screened out. Richardson House, whose special interest is international living, has a unique problem with screening as it must vacate enough ' rooms each semester for all Hours 10:00-5:00 'Monday-Saturday · incoming foreign students. Residential life places foreign MINI-DORM, page 11

llTERISHIPS AVAILABLE PUB BO RD OF DIRECTORS ANNUAL'MEETING funded by the OFFICE OF STUDEIT ACTIVITIES HANOVER ROOM, MU-B Two positions for the 1981-1982 academic TUESDAY, MAY 12 year: 3:30 P.M. MAJOR EUEnTS llTERn GAMES ROOM llTERn Wa1"ted: Two students at-large. to serve on the Pub Board for academic . year 1981-82

These are PAID POSITIONS. BECOM ~ E PA.RT OF THE Experience and knowledge of events desired. UNIVERSITY'S HOTTEST SOCIAL GATHERING PLACE APPLICATIONS AVAILABLE in the Student Activities/Programming Interested? Want to-get involved? Office, Room 126, MUB, 8:30 a.m. - Come to the annual Pub meeting, 4:30 p.m. Everyone is welcome. for more info contact David, 2-1001

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MORE FREE COLOR TOSNOM ·[i]- ··· :· MOVIES ON THE .~1~ . BIG SCREEN ... - ~:' PSYCHIC&HEALING ARTS FAIR TUESDAY, MAY 5th 9:00 p.m. May 8th, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. STRAFFORD ROOM . Carroll-Belknap Room Astrology - Herbology LOVE STORY Parapsychology . A recipient of seuen. academy a ·ward nominations, starring Ryan O'Neal and Wholistic Health Ali Mat·Gra·w. A poignant and classic rom,ance ·with a haunting musical score.

WEDNESDAY, MAY 6th ADMISSION - 25¢ STUDENTS 9:00 p.m. 50¢ NON-STUDENTS STRAFFORD ROOM

THE BEACH BOYS · Come and bring a friend CONCERT expe~ence Variety! I to the Tnped outdoors THE MAKING in W n.~hingto11 D.C. July 4th. OF STAR WARS MOVIE

wants YOU

to vote for the musical groups or artists you .want to see here next semester

- ~------~----~------~I - I ·I Jazz Folk/ .Popular .Classical l I ·Blues · I . l 1. 1. 1. 1. l I 2. 2. · 2. 2. I l 3. 3. 3. 3. I I------·------I Please give this careful consideration~ The first 1 QO respondants will receive a 20% discount coupon , to be used for any 1st sefnester SCOPE sponsored .event. THANKS FOR YOUR HELP!! *Note-please clip the coupon and submit in ballet envelope_at 124 MUB - SCOPE office with name, telephone numbers, and list of SCOPE concerts you.,'ve attended ~ t ·s year.· ~F· «•····· PAGE TEN THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, MAY 5, 1981 t•"'t ... ' ~\} ''-'.. t .... "" ·;·.·ti .. ,""\t\.-.t ,,-' ... 6.L. . ONLYTHE ARMYCilVES ·· you TWO WAYS TO LOWER THE COST OF EDUCATION IN JUST TWO YEARS. LOAM FORGIVENESS If you have a G9aranteed Student Loan or a National In fact, in just two years you can accumulate up to Direct Student Loan (made after October 1. 1975) hanging $9,200 for grad school. (Only the Army c~n offer you a two-­ over your head, consider spending a couple of years in year enlistment.) the Army. _ It's not a loan, so you'll never have to worry about If you train for certain specialties, the government will making payments. It's simply a savings program between you release you from 1/3 of your indebtedness (or $1,500, whieh-­ and the government. ever is greater) for each year of active duty. THEARMY1 COLLEGE BENEmS If you save between $25 Obviously, a three--year enlistment would eliminate Per Mo. 2 Yrs. and $100 of your m9nthly 100% of your indebtedness. But you may prefer to take a You Save: $100 $2,400'" Army pay, the government will · shorter route and sign up under the Army's two--year enlist-­ Gov'tAdds match that amount two-­ 2-for-l : $200 $4,800 ment option (and put 2/3 of your debt behind you). for--one. On top of that, you you might want to join the Total: $300 $7,200 Or Army Reserve. If you Army Adds: $2,000 might qualify for an exclusive qualify, as a Reservist you can stay home, get paid for your Army educational incentive active duty, and receive 15% loan forgiveness (or $500, Total Benefits: " I $9,200""'' of $2,000. (Longer enlistments whichever is greater) for each year you serve. '"Maximum individual contribution can result in higher incentives.) But we're not just offering you loan forgiveness. With during a 2-year enlistment. And vou can participate in '"'"Certain 4-year enlistments can get you T your education, you can probably qualify for a higher rank as much as $14, loo for college, plus a $s.ooo VEAP at the same time you're and pay grade. You'll have your choice of many,sophis-­ cash enlistment bonus for a total of$19, 100. receiving loan forgiveness. ticated Army skills. So, in just two years, you can go back to school with 2/3 of - · And you may be eligible for generous monetary educa... . your debt behind you and up to $9 ,200 for your education ahead tional incentives. of you. (Of course, a longer enlistment could result in more edu-­ cational benefits and 100% loan forgiveness.) TWO-FOR-ONE SAVINGS PLAN To find out more about both ways to serve your country If your dream is to continue your education some day, as you serve yourself, call 800--4 21--44 22. In California, joining the Veterans' Educational Assistance Program can 800--252 ... QOll. Alaska and Hawaii, 800--423 ... 2244. Ask for bring that day closer. the name of the Army's college representative nearest you. ., ·, THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, MAY 5, 1981 PAGE ELEVEN

the Student. Senate's input in cerain areas. -POLICE- In the future, the administration (continued from page 7) should accept Student Senate ~ - Hampton don't have to pay for the suggestions with sincerity, for Mounted Police, th·ey have the~- e ideas are generally brought forth a yet unresolved constructive, pertinent and will problem. The Police and Public improve the university. Works Departments will have to The Student Senate is a decide what will be done about the relatively new legislative body. inevitable problem of the horse Just three years ago, university manure in the beach areas. . legislation was handled by a student caucus composed of students and administration. There is now a Student Senate -ANALYSIS~ Constitution that gives the Senate (continued from page 2) more power. It is natural for the student affairs'--and over the administration to be leery of the Student Senate. new kid on the block, and the Passing legislation through the Student Senate realizes this fact. Student Senate, and then on to one "We must assert ourselves and of the four departments headed by get their respect," said Rich a separate vice president, is a long Haggerty, information officer of and involved process. In some the Senate. cases the motions have little Bloom agreed, saying, "We have chance of passing or are downright to show a level of professionalism unfeasible to implement. But on within the Senate." some issues it seems the The record is proving the administration is unwilling to be Student Senate is a compt>tt-nt inconvenienced, unwilling lO organization. In most cases they change things that will require are polished and prepared--in them, the faculty and administra­ short, professional, especially for sprung tion, to change. student organization standards. "Sometimes they are unwilling Let's hope_ the administration is Spring has to give up what they feel is going to professional enough to wake up · be ·damaging to themselves," said and recognize the Student Senate Steve Bloom, outgoing Speaker of more than they do now. the Student Senate. But for progress to be made in The grandfather clause is a case this area the administration must in point. The change would have consider their realm of power not involved substantial administra­ absolute. It can and should be tive work and it would have set a shared with the Student Senate. precedent for phasing in legislation The Student Senate is a legitimate instead of accomplishing it in one voice of the students and therefore fell ~ swoop. deserves to be heard. "We are concerned over the legal s implications of changing the way we have done things," said MINI-DO RM Gerhard. "We are always safest (continued from page 8) staying with established policy." Richard Downes, an Associate students in Richardson House Professor of Anthropology, and automatically. Chairman of the Academic Senate, "We have to base a lot of the said the grandfather clause, "was a decisions on attitude," said Judy complicated issue, an awkward Bergeron, former head of Rich­ thing to deal with, without any ardson's screening committee. substantial reason for change." "It "Last semester we screened a lot of would have been a precedent people out." setting move," he added. The dorm is designed to blend Example number two: earlier different cultures, and many of this this semester the Student Senate year's projects have been introduced a bill to the Parking international dinners. and Traffic Committee that ''The screening process ts very outlined changes in parking lots important," said Bergeron. "We and the addition of speed bumps want American students who will on College Road. The bill also relate well to the foreign students included a clause that would and help them adapt to UNH." require the faculty and staff to pay Marston House, the foreign the $5 car registration fee students language mini-dorm, has a pay. stipulation for admission beyond Friday the bill went through the the interview. Proficiency in a (Tim Lorette phot()s) Parking and Traffic Committee. foreign language -o~ at least a_ They accepted some aspects of the 500 level is also regmred. bill. They objected to others, Marston House has always had including the $5 uniform parking co-ed wings. Each wing houses fee. The Committee chose to delay students speaking a different this until next year. Marston House has always had co­ "Our number one priority of the ed wings . . Each wing houses bill was the uniform parking fee," students speaking a different said Mike Hemmert, outgoing language. . parlementarian of the Student "I'd like to get to the point where Senate. "In previous years there no English is spoken within the have been other bills asking them wings, "said Dennis Chase, f

Ch~ge, we see it everywhere. The economy The gloomy economic forecast is going to developed between the three sectors of the is changing. Society and politics are changing. require UNH to leave the status quo to start ·University. The times dictate change. realizing the problems and seeking solutions for Cooperation will promote a better atmosphere The University of New Hampshire~ like so them. One professor recently said, "we are in all aspects ofUNH. · many institutions, finds itself caught up in these always safest staying with established pqlicy." One example of this was seen this semster. varied changes. How UNH reacts will determine That kind of attitude, if it ever was pertinent, no The administration, faculty, and Student Senate how it survives. longer applies. cooperated to formulate and enact a sexual At present, the changing economy has the.. The university has shown signs of leaving harrassment grievance procedure which most bearing on UNH. Inflation has increased · behind this status quo in favor ofdeveloping new protects students and faculty alike. the cost of survival, making it especially difficult objectives that will prepare it for the changes that It is a new and innovative policy because it for non-profit institutions. The Reagan are upon us. Last October the administration deals with a problem that has just begun to come Administration is augmenting the problem for conceived and implemented the University to the surface. Such cooperation and advance 1nsutuuons oftlus nature lJy ll~cratbtug th~ fluw ~ft:tblt::l. I'la.i.1 Co111.n.1iooion -w-ith developing goa.lo pla..nning io a. rnodcl that should be followed. of Federal aid Reagan believes the states should and priorities for the next decade. This is a good UNH need not suffer from the imminent handle the burden. New Hampshire, we know, start but the remedy must go deeper than that changes of the future. If we forsee the change, does not and probably will not undertake this There must be a general attitude change and react to it with insight and cooperation, the task. New Hampshire ranks 50th in aid to its among the students, faculty, and administration, University can adapt and prosper. state university system. If the state will not and how they view each other. change, maybe the University should. Honest and open communication must be --D.E.

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more stupified at the unlimited persecution, and they are the and beckons reconstruction. Your Nicks, Durham House of Pizza. tolerance level students seem to have combatants that Congress, as elected absurd remark is that "we in the U.S. Wellwood and Major League for the treatment or rather, officials, sent to Viet Nam while they must not blind ourselves to the fact that Productions sporting goods store of Res. Life mistreatment they receive from (the combatants) were held up to it is the Soviet Union and its henchmen Portsmouth. Residential Life. ridicule by the citizenry. who exploit that explosive mixture (of The Greeks must also be thanked for Each semester the list of basic It may well take the Viet Nam poverty and authoritariangovernment) their contributions: Kappa Sigma, To the Editor: landlord/ tenant violations grows veteran as long to forgive the US as it in order to come to power themselves." Sigma Alpha Epsilon, Pi Kappa In reference to the recent editorial in longer and the walls between Pettee will for Jews to forgive Nazi Germany. You are an alarmist and part of the Alpha, Tau Kappa Epsilon, Sigma Friday's issue of The New Hampshire. House and the outside grow thicker William A. Graf reason why there are so many narrow­ B~ta, Lambda Chi and Alpha Gamma we found it to be mildly amusing but in and higher. I will not indulge myself minded young Americans who are Rho. We would also like to thank Chi very poor taste. We do not feel with a recounting of the personal paranoid about communism. It is quite Omega the only sorority to donate. that you gave Ms. Bischoff a frustration 1 have experienced in understandable why oppressed people John Conroy once again pulled fair shot! Although she may not dealing with them, however, suffice it Demonstrations turn to.communist aid and I think you through for our cause. In addition to be available all the time we felt your to say that I found the editorial in The know it. If the U.S. truly wants a his donation he was present at the New Hampshire justified in insults were harsh. Lonnie, if we were To the Editor: peaceful, stable and cooperative opening ceremony to sing the National on-campus students to to call The New Hampshire to talk to encouraging This is in reference to Bernard Central America it must be far more Anthem. attempt to improve thier living you, would you be available at our beck actively Gordon's odd article regarding supportive of those elements in these Our sincerest gratitude is extended by whatever means are most and callm Next time you decide to use conditions demonstrations ( 4-24-198 I). countries which promise social justice to the Houghton family, owners of the your clever but cruel wit, we urge you effective. excuse me Mr. Gordon but to their people. By doing so we would Hardware House. We had the privilege Sincerely, ·well, to think twice. You're off to a good do so in fact be pulling the rug from under of knowing their son Doug who J. Rossiter som~ of us who demonstrate start as editor-in-chief. Keep it up. !:>ecause we have, in fact, already any communist .. threat", have stability participated in the first Marathon and Maria Levandowski looked into what is happening in El in Central America and have, for once, to whose memory we dedicate this Laura Nagy Viet Nam Salvador, don't like it at all and are pride in ourselves for aid_ing the year's Marathon. We are also happy to Karen Fowler rightfully doing something about it. progressive forces. We must not forget have Doug's brother Chris join us this To the Editor: You 're not so bright if you think that we were aided in our own year. Chris' youthful enthusiasm w~s I found John Gaffney's observations most Americans who demonstrated revolution. an inspiration to all of us. Once agam To the Editor: and reporting in the April 28th issue of against the war in Vietnam condoned we thank you all and look forward to I would like to take this opportunity The New Hampshire (Curriculum Ho Chi Minh. Our case was strong 1982. to thank and commend The New Lack a Viet Nam Course) refreshing. enough against U.S. policy there to Marathon Mike Boyle and Bobby Slein Hampshire for taking a clear and much Bernard Gordon's comparison of warrant opposition to it. needed stance on the long neglected post WWII Germany and post Viet Don't whine about there being no To the Editor: situation at Residential Life. Nam War America opens a very demonstrations against Vietnam's own , We at Sawyer Hall would like to Draft As a graduating senior. I have held interesting field of study. present day inhumanity. Why don't show our appreciation to all those who various positions from which I have Gordon compares the two countries you organize a teach-in, a march or helped make the third annual Sawyer had to deal with Residential Life. First as both recovering from shameful wars rally. In other words, don't expect Hall Wiffleball Marathon a great as a student/ consumer, then as a they both lost. Gordon further states someone else to do it. Get off your success. Without your help this event To the Editor: Resident Assistant. then as e;n off­ that there is no comparison because know-it-all high horse and do could have never been as enjoyable and I am writing this letter in campus student trying to start a special Germany's killing 6 million Jews is far something yourself. worthwhile as it was. appreciation of the fine efforts of a interest Mini-dorm (disallowed worse than what the US did in Viet Who is "leaping to the conclusion First, we would like to thank the member of the University community, because no matter how interested, Nam. that every revolutionary effort to the Durham Merchants who once again Ms. Lydia Willits. I feel that she has students living off-campus aren't There" lies the difference, Germany South is right" as you say people are? showed their generosity. This list unselfishly given to the students of allowed back on), then as the had to recover from the stigma of what Aren't you jumping to conclusions? includes: the Tin Palace, Town and UN H this year and over the past several 'Coordinator of Off-Campus Housing its combatants did in the conduct of the Also. the uneveness of income Campus, E. Patricia Gray Realtors, the years, and deserves some recognition in the Commuter/ Transfer Center. In war. However, the US must face its distribution in El Salvador is a lot more Franklin, Young's Restaurant, Jodi's, for her devotion. has sat each case I have become more and guilt of a different victim of than a "scandal". It is unforgiveable Community Market, Catnip Pub, Ms. Willits is the woman who THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, MAY 5, 1981 PAGE THIRTEEN

at the table on the third floor balcony in The Murkland - T-Hall courtyard is incompetence until now. kick-off dinners. sustained. I am, however, confident the MUB 10:00-2:30 every Tuesday. embarassing to me, what do guests In the two years I have studied at In preparing the show, we may have that if nuclear power is removed today Wednesday, and Thursday for most of think of us after viewing this. The front UNH I have read The New Hampshire taken your picture, recorded you voice, from the list of possible energy sources, this year. She has provided draft lawns with their criss-crossing patterns faithfully, as I have supposed it to asked your advice, used your office, or we will develop alternatives much more information a.nd pamphlets and has are the latest in absurd art forms. Let us reflect and represent various aspects of asked you to move out of the way quickly than is presently predicted. been available for personal draft star~ by stopping these people from the university and of my fellow (please). Now it's time to say thank Richard L. Kaufmann counseling. She is well trained and is their simple destructive ways before we students (including yourselves) to you. Physics, DeMeritt Hall well informed as to the status of the criticize a man who attempted to which I have extended my allegiance. l On Friday, May 8 from 4:30 to 7 situation with the military and the express himself in an unusual manner. wish I could adequately express my p.m., please be our guest at a party in draft. . His little bit of paint is far less dismay at your betrayal of my trust in the 1925 Room of the Elliott Alumni I feel her talents and resources have destructive than the "clods" forging the form of poor reporting. one-sided · Center, Edgewood Road, Durham. We To the Editor: been underutilized by the people of new paths. Think about it the next time coverage of major issues (for instance, will show"Voices"at least twice. There I am writing on behalf of the Union UNH this year. Occasionally someone you walk across the lawns. abortion). tasteless writing (for will be wine and cheese and a chance of Personnel for Safe Energy will stop for some information or Jeff Green example, Forum: Sex with a Total ··for you to meet the other stars who Technology (UPSET) to correct some assistance, but much of the time Ms. Stranger). misrepresentation and made it all possible. We hope you will unfortunate typographical errors that Willits sits patiently waiting and inaccurate accounts of events (example be able to join us. occured in the full page ad we placed in knitting. In spite of this disappointing March below). and general disrespect for the Phyllis W. Bennett, the Friday, May lst issue of The New situation, she has faithfully continued intelligence of your readers. I shall Project Coordinator Hampshire. The corrections are as to provide this service for the students To the Editor: leave the areas of poor grammar and Bill Burtis follows: of UNH. I commend her for her caring I am writing in response to Walter writing technique to the teachers of David Mendelsohn -Under_the Evacuation heading. tt~e and concern. I appreciate it greatly. Sliker's recent letter to the Editor (The English 40 I and 621, as my aim is to Barry Weissman "4 hours" should have read "4 1/2 For family reasons which will take New Hampshire 4/28/81). As a bring to your attention just one of your hours." her away from Durham next year, Ms. member of C.l.S.P.E.S. and having many instances of deplorable -The entire Decommissioning Willits will not be available to provide been a marshal in the rally and march journalistic behavior. Nuclear section was not what we wanted this draft information and counseling. protesting U.S. intervenJion in El I refer to your coverage of a recent printed; somehow the copy from last If you are male and between 18 and 27, Salvador I would like to sooth Mr. musical event, at which I found the year's ad was included in this section or are close to a man who is, you need Sliker's fears. At no time during the reporter's style unprofessional and To the Editor: instead of the following: to be aware of this information. Recent march did anyone shout - down with plebeian. Her ignorance of concert I don't think that nuclear power "A nuclear plant can remain in developments in this country make the system. In speaking with my two etiquette was all too obvious. She should have a place in our future. I'm operation for roughly 30 to 40 years. At military intervention and the draft co-C.l.S.P.E.S. members who were gambolled about gathering her story. sure that everyone who reads this note the end of its !ife span, the structure of come closer every day. I implore responsible for directing the chants we disturbing the audience and performers has heard about many of the problems the plant itself is so radioactive that to everyone affected (and also those who came to the conclusion •.hat Mr. Sliker with her every move, and her interview in our current nuclear oower stations. leave it standing unshielded would pose aren't) to find out what i:. guill!; u11. simply. misinterpreted our shouts of or a memoer or tne audience m the I he concern that receives most a s1gmttcant n~attn nazarXG6 F.OlJRTEEN ' ~ THE NEW HAMPSHtRE TU'ESD~Y, ' MAY 5, '1981

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Buy a Mug· to Remember it all by on sale soon sponsored by the Senior Week Committee ,. ' . . ·": :-~ ~ P.AG6 Flf.lEEN Arts &Features Mini dorms celebrate Spring By P. Rand Tracy Frisbees and rakes, saw dust, ·readings. guitars, and sunshine were in "Saturday was the bigday,"said abundance, by the railroad tracks Garthwaite. "It brought all six this weekend when the Mini dorms together, planting and Dorms held their annual Spring cleaning." Shrubs were bought Planting Festival. with the Special Interest Housing Thursday; Friday, Saturday and Fund, and flowers were planted part of Sunday were jam-packed outside of the dorms. Students also with activities from an art exhibit, cleaned "the ravine" that runs to an outdoor as the behind the minis. six special interest Mini Dorms got At l :00, national- renown_ed together for a weekend of work balladeer Bill Schustik sang and and fun. told stories of three-masted "I was really pleased. We had · schooners, and chantey men to tons of people arotJnd, and it was a more than 100 re~idents of area great time," :)ah.I Cl nay three on the grass by the Mini Garthwaite, Special Interest Dorms. After his performance Housing Coordinator. hoards of frisbees appeared in the Garthwaite who was in charge of air, and massive frisbee games the weekend's activities, said that ensued. the Annual Spring fest "started as . In the evening Richardson a spring cleaning project. Ever House, the internatio!lal living since the Mini Dorms have been Mini Dorm, held a barbeque for here members of the houses have residents, some of whom were still gotten together to clean the area around the Mini Dorms and plant Mini Dorm residents worked on anti-erosion projects this weekend new things. This year, the theme (Lucinda Garthwaite photo) was to plant to stop erosion," said Garthwaite, pointing out the shrub and wood chip landscaping project Grads read from work that was completed along the side of Eaton House. By Todd Irvine The weekend held more than After days of staring at a blank ranged from light to touching. The Spring cleaning for the page in a typewriter, or dragging most effective were "For Kate, participants. Starting on Thursday the scratchy tip of a ball point pen Who Died By Water, And Whom I night Marston House, the Foreign across a piece of paper, drinking Never Met," a poem about the Language Mini Dorm sponsored a too many cups of coffee, six of the young victim of a drowning, and Coffee House and provided folk students in the English "Advocate," which Pryor music from France and Spain. Department's Graduate Writing described as the obligat-0ry Friday was the opening of the program read the results of their "father" p.oem. Eaton House Art Exhibit. In the labor last night in the Forum Suddenly Pryor and his duck lounge of Eaton House, an Room of the library. were gone, and a softspoken assortment of art, done by students All of the students were woman with a pink shirt was living throughout the Mini Dorms comfortable with their work, introducing Barbara Wright, who is currently on display. ·"Some of it although they weren't always as read her short story, "Fat Chance". was done by people who aren't comfortable reading it to the small It was about a girl who was even art majors--it was excellent," audience. But this was never true eternally obese, her trip to a fat said Garthwaite. of Doug Pryor, the first to read. farm, and her infatuation with a Busts, oils, pencil sketching, Pryor immediately established black man who worked in a coffee Bal~adeer Bi~I Shustifk sang Saturday as part of the mini dorm shop. pastels, water colors, sculptures, Sprmg Plantmg Festival (Lucinda Garthwaite photo) an easy rapport with the audience. and photos were included in the "I've always been told good poetry To say it was a comic story exhibit done by what one resident working on the finishi!lg touches getting everybody together," said didn't need props," he said, placing would be too easy, for while the called "Closet artists; I didn't even of shrubbery work . . After dinner, Tom Welch~ a resident of the a rubber duck on the table to his story was often funny, obesity know some of these people drew!" the New Wave band 'Physical environmental Mini Dorm right. At another point in his isn't, and the story effectively got On Friday evening, "Classics Activity' played for an hour-and-a- Woodruff House. We le h's introduction, he was bombarded that point across in a final scene night" was held, also in Eaton half to 150 people. comment was reiterated by by plastic fruit by his colleagues. where the heroine eats her way House, the Creative Arts · Mini On Sunday, most of the Garthwaite. ''The big emphasi's Pryor abruptly changed the down a street of fast-food joints. Dorm. Classical music was activities were over, but some was to get the six houses to share mood with his first poem, titled Anyone who went to parochial performed by resident pianists, residents continued to landscape their interests with each other--1 ironically "Poetry Reading." He . school could identify with students sang madrigals, and did their area. "The best part was think it worked," she said. read six of his poems, which GRADS, page 17 Joel Browni~~~I~U~~~~reported by L. Karen Holstrom Alfred Hitchcock: "/aim to provide the public with dive into the crowd packed grid-lock style against the "Americans are thick-skulled," said Biafra, who beneficial shocks. Civilization has become so protective front of the stage. He played the rest of the show shirtless garnered 6600 votes in the last San Francisco mayoral that we 're no longer able to get our goose bumps and sweating, a pasty white dervish like the Pillsbury election on a platform stating that among other things, all instinctively. The only way to remove the numbness and Dough Boy at 220 volts, diving into the pit over and over, downtown businessmen be required to wear clown suits. revive our moral equilibrium is to use artificial means to singing from the floor under their feet or while being As other commentators have noticed, Biafra's approach bring about the shock." passed around over their heads. At times there were more owes as much to the Yippies as it does to Sid Vicious. "In The Dead Kennedys: "Its a Holiday in Cambodia, its fans onstage than the battle-weary bouncers. Near the America you 're punished for being smart." tough, kid, but its life." end of the show, Biafra. even gathered some of the on- Biafra has even more disdain for Ronald Reagan than In Boston over the weekend, a Hyde Park man had a stage punks in a huddle to sing the choruses of "Moral for the "clowns" he ran against in the San Francisco seven-foot crowbar driven through his head in an Majority" with him ("And blow it out your asses ... !). election. "I'm glad Reagan didn't die," Biafra said. "Who automobile accident and lived; another man rammed his At a time when the frontiers of rock have moved to wants to put up with Reagan memorial ashtrays, t-shirts, car into a church in the middle of a sunny Saturday avant-garde, usually gay, techno-music (U-2) and silly and bumperstickers -- who wants to make a martyr out of afternoon. The Dead Kennedys concert Saturday night costumes (Adam and the Ants), the Dead Kennedys are a such an evil man." · at Emerson College, all head-piercing, church-assaulting throwback to the days of Johnny Rotten and the Sex It was the hardcores who sho~ed up at Emerson t9 , seemed like a logical third event in the series. Pistols, when violent nihilism was everything. The groups listen to Biafra insult Alexander Haig and assail the El Lead singer Jello Biafra said after the show, "Some that still espouse such sentiments today are usually Salvador situation. There were few Emerson students in violence is healthy -- some is not. It's an outlet. I'm destructive for thrills, such as the Plasmatics or L.A.'s the crowd and no LaCoste shirts. The only AC/ DC fans teaching people to scream with your body and scream slam-dance bands like X. in the house stood on a wall to our left, shouting, "Fuck with your mind." Biafra was off to see Boston's Mission of Burma after you!" at Biafra, over and over in the breaks between Punk chic circa 1977 was the style of both dress and his own show. The Dead Kennedys advocate release· and _ songs. The larger contingent went along with the dance when the San Francisco-based quartet played the not violence, at least while they're in the immediate area. ANARCHY IN THE USA cards that were being handed glass-walled Fensgate Ballroom Saturday before 400 of They want to provide what Alfred Hitchcock called out, and the guy dressed in camouflages and electricians' _ the faithful. The ballroom is in the armpit of the Fen way beneficial shocks to make people think, pro or con. From tape who kept waying a plastic machine gun in Biafra 's and Storrow Drive, and you could see the brake lights the name Jello Biafra -- a neutron bomb oit of wit about face. flashing on as the cars passed the red-lit ballroom. Most America's relations to the Third World -- to the name of "Holiday in Cambodia" is the DKs most well-known, of the clothing was leather and metal; most of the dancing the band, the DKs drive a crow bar through the skull of and perhaps their best, song. Lead player East Bay Ray's was either robotically straight up and down, or sideways, . the complacent American rock listener. Samurai-] onestown guitar riff takes us across to the land careening, and combative. It was a surprisingly young - Biafra saw too many of those complacent FM fans at a where everyone works for a bowl of rice a day and wears crowd, and they responded to the DKs'underground hits re.cent Boston gig at The Channel. "They were a bunch of black pajamas, then suddenly Biafra is screaming about like "California Ubber Alles" and "Kill the Poor" with cattle in there who just came in to get drunk." Later, sending all us college kids there, Ray ~crews it on, the clenched fists and a roar of approval. discussing narrowing radio playlists and the crowd surges forward. and even the most complacent Biafra' repeatedly stopped the show to tell them, "Hey narrowmindedness of the music industry, Biafra wryly listener is stuck in Apocalypse Now. The song ends with you idiots, we're making a point, just go home and described middle-American heavy metal band AC/ DC Biafra chanting, "Pol Pot! ~Pol Pot!," the name of the THINK ABOUT IT!!" But the reaction --disturbingly -- (whose recent album is called "Highway to Hell") as, premier who was respon~ible for the "Re-education" seemed to be, in large part, simple-minded approval. The "The highway to the army. Highway to the insurance program that cost the lives of perhaps two million DKs' fenetic, pounding songs are far more immediate company presidency." Cambodians and nearly destroyed the country forever. and absorbing to their followers than the points they try Biafra says his fans are "a cult following, "and certainly Biafra is conducting his own re-education program, to make. any_large scale commercial success is neither desired by with considerably less effect. "I think about ten percent of Biafra wore a KILL BUSH FIRST t-shirt, which nor available to a band called the Dead Kennedys. "They them get it." he said. his head wrapped in a towel to,. ~:-)!l~t~~: \l!11itt4e.. S$.~.eP..g·. ~ - ttl12.!!~flrtrii) .s~~<;wd S}Vp_Jl;7.•.! ~~·~QIJ1~Jlf.9~... w~~~.?Y ':i'.lJ

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"Easter", a poem by Bernadette enough to get her audience The high point of the evening Darnell, who read five other interested, then stopped, saying was the story "Housecleaning," by poems, including "Casablanca" "Anyone who wants to know more Sue Rowe. Like Pryor, she and "How To Live With Fame,"a about this can see me later." controlled the audience easily, humorous warning to any future The second article was about the reading them her story, which celebraties. ti-ny but developing feminist moved from page to page The only nonfiction of the movement in Israel. The subject flawlessly, never for a moment evening was nrovided by Susan was fascinating, and the article was losing the audience's interest. Sklar, who said she was a fiction obviously well-written, but Sklar Although it concerned a girl writer but had spent most of the had to skip and delete much of the with two very unique parents, and semester concentrating on material, as she had with the first growing up in northwestern nonfiction and poetry. article, because of the length, Illinois, it was something that Sklar read from two of her which was unfortunate. anyone, male or female, who had articles, the first of which was Sklar also read four poems she ever gone to high school and felt about the Wrath Pork-Packing had written, the best of which was alienated, could immediately Company in Iowa, which is owned "Elk's Picnic'', which tied in nicely identify with. - by its workers. She read only with "Fat Chance". Then the woman with the pink shirt was back, introducing the last student of the evening, Larry Haynes. He read six of his poems, including "Teaching The Deaf To Speak or A Surrealist Guide to SiJ?n T ~nguage , "and "Four Pocn1;) For My Boots". After the applause, everyone got up to leave, the graduate students going out together. All that was left was a waxy apple someone had thrown at Doug Pryor, lying on the floor under the podium.

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RCA Automated Syste.ms Bedford Road (Route 62) Burlington,· MA 01833 I . .. ·A Tradition If you have' questions or if-you can't attend, put would like on the Move! to talk with us, please call our Professional Colrege Recruiter, pave Denaro, at (617) 272-4000 X3276. -- . ------·------·-lHE-NEW- HAMP-SHIRE-tUE-SE>A¥,-MAY· 5; "1-981 - · -- - - ·· P:46E-NtNcTEEN . ------CHEATING------(continued from page 3) will falsify the data, or else copy explanations on what actually Amell. someone else's lab report." happened. An informal meeting is In both of th~ cases, the students Although people tend to believe then called and the case is reviewed were found innocent. If a student is ~ that cheating takes place among by the dean of that particular found guilty of cheating he can still the average students who are school. - , _ appeal to the University Academic ; trying to stay in school, Homer "This has only happened twice Standards Committee. The appeal Bechtell, a professor in the Math in the College of Libe~al Arts in the .will only be heard if there was a department believes that it is last seven years though," said flaw in the origimU hearing. . occurring among the exceptional students also. "Students who are trying to get into graduate school who only May 6 7:30 pm have a B average will cheat for the A;" said Bech tell. "Also students will cheat on courses that a,re not Rm A219 withi11 their major because they have little interest in them. Within the large lecture halls PCAC where the exams are administered, proctors are hired to prevent cheating, but often they are students and are not always SUMMER ORIENTATION reliable. IN.OUR "I found from past experiences ACADEMIC ADVISING that they (the proctors) will form groups and have ~ talk ses~i~~· SOCIETY POSITIONS forgetting what their respons1b1h­ ties are," said Professor Lavoie of the Zoology department. One proctor, who wanted to remain unidentified, proctored a If you are a Liberal Arts student .test recently and saw numerous incidents of cheating. "Yesterday I who would like to work with saw eight people cheat in the course of fifteen minutes. I don't freshmen during orientation this turn the students in because I have done the same thing myself on summer, please contact the occasion," he admitted. Liberal Arts Advising Center. We Many professors realize that there is actually very little they can are looking for a few good people do about cheating because it is their word against the students. "If to work as student academic a professor tries to do something about it ' he becomes the advisors . .The orientation dates villain, "said Lavoie. "We try to let the professor and are June 8-9, 11-12, 15-16, 18- the student work the problem out because we don't like to get 19,22-23 . . involved, "stressed Assistant Dean Alexander Amell. If the instructor ins.ists on pursuing the case then - bo!h par.ties must submit wr.itten .- Applications available: Murk/and Hall rm 111 Deadline: May 8 --SCOPE- Cat's Closet Salaried Positions (continued from page 2) . Here It Isl Our pre-Inventory sale. ,. I • names only if they provided more Mon, May 11 -Fri, May 22. than adequate seating capacity. Don't miss our "Bare Bones" tables! No other bids have been given A New Copy Shop for the coming year, but Carle expects more bands to be available in late June. Lost and Found ~ NOW OPEN Other bands which turned down If you need high-quality copies in a hurry... ' UNH include Santana and the B- 52's who chose a date in New York Final Sale of the year. All Items In If you need large documents copied City instead. Lost and Found will be on sale or reduced to a convenient size ... The employees of SCOPE do Wed, May from 8 am -2 pm. If you need 2~sided copies ... not-see much of the show, as they 6 are always focusing on the minor Instantly sorted and collated into sets ... details that keep the production If you need resumes & theses running smoothly. Carle said performers tend to show up an hour before the show and leave directly after. But SCOPE provides them with meals as part of the hospitality crew. For the Robin Lane show, they provided a chicken barbecue. For the James Taylor concert, Jenkins Court, Durham fresh haddock cooked by the hospitality people in their apartments was served at the Field 868-7031 House. Carle said they normally fed at least 25 people,(performers, two machines, f eat':'ring roadies, etc). Although some bands have requested it, SCOPE will not provide alcohol due to the "Xerox .Miracle Machine" university policy. ~·Most of the ·performers are quiet; different than on stage," said Carle. "James Taylor was cordial INSTANT COPIES and caring. Some just hide out and Student eat. 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Wherever we go, whatever we do- as long as you're there I have the BESTtime! Only 500 tickets per night, Buy now, don't . No rust. Newbatteryandtires. Aircond. position at Gosling Meadows Reasonable rates. Prompt service. Call miss this one One owner car. Only 68,000 miles. Neighborhood Center, Portsmouth. Anita - 868-7078. 20 Park Ct . Durham. What I'm trying to say is, "I love you ... " - "Tweed hopper" Rick - a smile (not a scowl) awaits you at Asking $950. (or best offer) Call: 659- serving youths ages 8-17. Call Diane 5/ 8 T-Hall anytime you want it. Let's be 6251 _ 5/ 5 Delisle, Tues. Weds. Thurs. 1 :30 to 8:30. - ...... ------CAM: Just wanted you to know that friends OK? l.S. 431-1466. 5/ 5 Psy-chic Readings / Life Purpose you 're the tops! Next semester won't ever Counseling. Call Suzanne, 868-5932. be the same without you. I'll miss you Sue Grout - Welcome to Delta Zeta Iii' sis. Residential Supervisor- Merrimack · 5/ 8. more than you can imagine. Love.me Let's get together sometime this weekend County, Department of Employment and · soONOWoRks: soundtrack production and drink like never before. Get psyched Training (CET A) is seeking an individual to done for audio-visual, video.film. Also HELP! My bike was taken from 36 Young for the best times to come. Thanks for work as a residential counselor recording of demos, auditions, master Drive Saturday night. It's a dark green making this semester so extra special. supervisor for a special summer youth tapes. Fifteen years in audio; low CCM ten speed. I really need it, so if Love Lori. employment program to be operated overhead; appropriate technology; quality anyone knows where it is, please return Celebrate the end of the semester by through the University of New for less. Fred Portnoy, PO Box 141, it or call 868-1676 and I'll pick it up - no visiting THE FRANKLIN BALLROOM for 1973 Pontiac car. Auto. AM radio. good Hampshire, Thompson School. The Dover.NH 03820; 742-0263. 5/8 questions asked. 5/ 8 either a great movie Sunday thru running condition_ Must sell. Asking person hired will be responsible for the To the New Chi Omega sisters: Wednesday or live musical entertainment $350 or best offer. Call Nelson 868-7125 smooth operation of the dormitory Congratulations! You did a great job and Thursday thru Saturday. In Durham, the After 5:30 P.M. operation including supervising 3 staff we're all so proud of you! love, the FRANKLIN BALLROOM is the finest! Must Sell!!! 1971 SAAB 99E. Looks good. and developing employment and sisters. Moving. Must sell 82" couch $40 or B.O. Runs well. Good mileage, tires, interior. recreational activities for 20 participants. ICE CREAM SMORGASBORD- Wed. May also 9x12 Forest green carpet good Staff will bo roquirod to live dl me Engine bored, head_painted. recent valvP 1978 Honda CB-400T Good condition 6 from 9:00- 11 :00 at Delta Zeta (25 condition. $35 or !3 .0 . call 431 -5598after JOO . S8/b or B.0. 868-2201 . program site. the position will start June Sissy bar, luggage rack, crash bar with 6 .m 29, 1981 and end August 28, 1981 . Madbury Rd .) Cost is only $1 .00. Includes 0 foot pegs. $1000.00 Call Denis, 742- TOSNOM- psychic fair Friday, May 8th For Sale - 1969 Chevy Caprice. Valuable Salary is $220.00 per week plus room and 2 scoops of ice cream, with hot fudge 7088. 5/ 5 10a.m .-4 p.m. Carroll/ Belknap room. 427 engine, 4 barrel, headers, power­ board. The individual hired should have a sauce, marshmellow, whipped cream. steering, brakes, windows, seats. A / C­ Motorcycle: Honda 200 CB 1775. Elec. Choice of toppings include m & m's, Parapsychology - wholistic Health etc. BA in sociology, Psychology or related .Admission student .25 - non students .50. heat, AM/ FM radio. New tires. Good fields as well as experience working with Start. new tires, excellent cond. 60 Mpg, reece's heath bars. chocolate chips, Come bring a friend. running condition. Must sell - leaving for youth. A MA degree is preferred. Please Great get around. $500 Call David 868- jimmies, goobers, snow caps, jellybeans, home. Asking $700 or best offer. Call submit a resume by May 18, 1981 to 9620. 5/ 5 caramels, oreo cookies, and nuts. You get live, direct from Boston - THE BLEND - Kenny at 659-6272. as many as you like. Open to everyone-­ the band which features the latest new Anne Macintosh, Youth Coordinator 1976 Kawasaki KZ ~00 , Excellent Car for sale 1970 VW Squareback. Runs Merrimack County, Department of SEE YOU THERE!!! wave and at the FRANKLIN Running Condition, new tires. $750 749- BALLROOM this Thursday, May 7th. good, always starts, stereo $400. 749- Employment & Training 8 Loudon Road. 3420. 5/ 5 v1c, N , La, Jules - 1 hanks for the best B­ 2956. Concord, New Hampshire. 03301 . day ever! What a surprise! You guys are Don't miss this great live entertainment at 1978 Suzuki GS - 750 EC , Black, greatest. It's been a terrific year - just wait the FRANKLIN on tho 7th. 1974 Triumph Spitfire - 1978 engine and Needed 1 rider to go west as far as w indjammer SS fairing & lowers. Jensen until next fall! Love ya NT. TO : BETIYWONT, ALCOHOLIC, SCREW trans. Body _needs work. Many new Arizona (Grand Canyon). Leaving AM-FM-cassette, alloy wheels, digital me<;:han ical parts and car is in very good between June 16 and June 25. Must SAM - wine at the Tin Palace, two ice M . HALL, SARAH LICKUM, E.Z. LAY, · clock, custom seat. 4-coaxial spkrs, much JACK ME HOFF, THE SPIRITS, JACK A. · running conditio~ . Have all receipts! 24- share expenses. Contact Jayne at 742- more. Perfect condition. I must sell_ No cream cones. Alright we will go to Joe's 26 mpg. $-1, 750 firm. Call Jeff Mac at 2- 4289 9 a.m.-10 p.m . Steak House. Have you ever felt the "sea AND SUE T. WE PULLED IT OFF! TWICE reasonable offer refused. Call David, MORE AND WE'RE GOLDEN! WE WENT 1288 Leave message if not home. spray?" Pink Chairs? Carada? One star Who says you don't know anything? We Evenings at 868-1636 or write: 140 FAR IN THREE DAYS! LOVE, SCREW 11. need instructors for our MUB mini­ Madbury rd No. 10, Durham 13824. 5/ 8 Versailles. I bet you miss Carla, don't you? 1972 Ford Mustang- 157,000 miles, 20 Thank you- won't forget. Love you, me. Tonight and tomorrow night the movie mpg, 6'cylinder. B.O. Call Deb Birnie 862- courses. Specifically: Aerobic Dancing, FOR SALE: Pioneer PL-1150 Semi­ Folk Guitar, Bike Repair, Exercise, Yoga, Israel Independence Day- In honor of the. RAGING BULL is playing at the FRANKLIN 1837 or 868-9.836. Leave message and Automatic Stereo Turntable with an BALLROOM. Don't miss Robert De Niro's I'll get back in touch with you. 5/ 8 and others. Also accepting proposals for A T13ta audio-technica cartridge. Only state of Israel's 33rd Birthday, Temple new courses. If interested, contact the Isreal will be holding Special Sabbath best actor award winner in this great film. 1976 Double Overhead CAM - Honda 450 $90.00 In mint condition! Olde Madbury Remember, the action is at the FRANKLIN Student Activities/ Programming Office, Lan~ 55, 749·2340. Services on Fridday, May 8, at 8:00 p.m. Excellent condition, low milage, acces: Room 126, MUB, 862-1001- with RAGING BULL tonight and helmut, sissy bar, Asking $750. More 1978 Suzi 550GS Just over 10,000 miles To: The fire department softball team. - Wednesdav. Female Stripper wanted. Call Dave or Hobson's, Yastrzemskis & Burleson's info- 868-9710, Mac. Ex. Condition. $15,000 Call 659-6117 Help build Campus Gay Awareness into a Gary at 2-1306. Ask for Trip. 5/ 5. you're not (and your coach doesn't look 1976 VW Rabbit. 2 door, 4-speed, too much like Zimmer either) but you sure strong active student organization. Many custom, excellent condition, new radials, Summer Orientation Advisors needed­ FOR SALE: Honda CB 360 T Engine people are graduating and leaving and we The liberal Arts Advising Center has a few knocked our shorts off! You know the old new clutch, new shocks.AM-FM Rebuilt. All NEW parts, New Tires, Padded rule, its not whether you win or lose, b_!.!1 need people to carry it on far the future. cassette with Jensen coaxial speakers, paid positions open for Freshman Sissy and Safety bar. $900.00or B.O. Call Come to an organizational meeting to Orientation Student Advisors for the how much yo1.fpayttie ump!Thanks for a very dependable, 28-30 mpg. $1950. John in 322, at 2-1637 or 868-9715. 5/ 8. tun anernoon, uo gooa aunng your plan for next fall. New members and any month of June. You must be a liberal Arts interested persons are very welcome. Major. Applications due May 8 - pick one 1971 VW Westphalia camper. Sleeps 5. season & we'll see you in the World Pop top_ Wide rear seat. Tent cassette Series. Love and soggy sneakers, Mill Rd . The meeting will be held THURSDAY May up at the L.A. Advising Center, Murkland 7, 7:00 -8:00 p.m. in Ham-Smith 225. Hall 111, 862-2064. deck, snows. Original paint_ New muffler, House & Randy too! P.S. put us on your for Rent battery_ Strong en,gine. Minor rust. list for next seasqn's opener and we'll see Come get involved and help make UNH a II'• I Responsible hardworking female w ill do what we can do about "scoring" better place. Open to all men and women, r9::::u Original owner. Well maintained. $2500. gay and straight. Sponsored by Campus anything summer nights in exchange for 868-2156. 5/ 8 Young married couple looking for summer room and use of laundry facilities. Hey Peckerhead - W_)lat better way to Gay Awareness. sub-let in Seacoast area. June 1st-Sept Childcare, Housekeeping, gardening or Yamaha 175 Dt: Excellent bike for both spend a rainy afternoon? With ~ur x­ 5/ 5 caliber 1st - 1 or 2 bedrooms. Call Mark at 868- horse care. References available - please street and trail. 1976 Enduro. Very light and riding " Back in the saddle." I 1 1694. 5/ 12 bike with 70-80 mpg_ Great condition - had fun - A little rascal. 'CALIFORNIA - Interested in going? I'm contact Jody Levine 868-9662 #115. leaving the end of June and need one or 1f:1 Dover, 4 bedrooms, living room, and runs beautifully. $475 Ask for Herman at Get psyched for Pike's Springfest, Friday Special Services is hiring one workstudy 868-9728. two riders. If interested, please contact kitchen, centrally located near Kari-van. and Saturday, May 8th and 9th, Dick in 209 Englehart. 868-9827 or 'l.- $540 -per month. Includes heat. Lease student who is interested in reading textbooks for a visually impaired UNH 1979 Yamaha DT250F. Excellent Admission $1, Positive ID required. 1582. 5/ 8. required. No pets. Call 742-7908 condition. 2900 miles. Incredible torque, between 7 & 9 om. 5/ 10 student. The job will be for the 1981-82 Typing by UNH secretary. Fast, academic year (September-May) at mild P-band. Great on trail and road. 65 dependable, accurate, college grad. Diane, Laura, and Rachel, Thanks for mpg. Knobbies and trail tires. $700 cash. steamers and beer at Newick's, ice Durham Summer Sublet - spacious 2 approximately 10 hours/ week Pay rate Reasonabl~ rates. Will type term paper ·, bedroom apartrnent, kitchen living room $3.25 - $3.85/ hour. Contact Special 868-5998. theses, manuscripts, resumes, etc. call creams at Pistachio's, the surprise and built in bar_ Convenient location - only Services, 862-1562 prior to May 11 . For Sale: nice looking sofa in good Shauna at 2-2291 _ birthday party, trench toast for breakfast steps away from T-Hall and downtown. daisies, roadtrips to the beach, pizzas at condition. Bureau and matching mirror. MAC Since you read the personals, I'm 22 Garrison Ave. ('The Ghetto") Rent is Moving? Graduating? Going Home forthe 11 :00 p_m _ and most of all, the support summer? I'll take any items that you're Good deals! Call soon 749-2869. sending you one of your very own. Thank , reasonable and negotiable. Call Jon M. or and friendshio you have given me. Deb going to leave or throw away. Will pick­ YARD SALE. Stereo, TV, typewriter, sm. _vou for 1733 worth of encouragement. Jeff G. at 868-9831 or 2-2397. 5/ 8 up_Call Barrington 664-2838 after 5 p.m. refrig., sm_ MAYTAG dryer, furniture, Especially 711 of 1t . It was well worth it. f ,\ "S TR UCTORS WA N TED Summer Sublet- One female to fill a or 664-9642 anytime. clothing, bicycle ac.cesories and much · Flub-A-Dub I-or I-a ll Sl'rnl',tl'r. 'i ~- \ll't' ~ . no n-crt•dit M l/ H double room in a 3 bedroom apartment, more. May 9th and 10th, 5 Dennison Rd, Mi ni-Cotll"'l'' at I ' :\ H_ hh tructor' ll l'l'dl'd for thl' Last chance to become a tutor - counselor The Prescott Park Arts Festival presents fo ll tm ing hl'g inn inr lc\d l"<>tll"'l' ' : located 011 the Oyster River, cool in for upward bound this summer - An Durham, N.H. 868-7284 "live At the Civic" on Thursday nite, May summer, quiet, large living room, kitchen. exciting learning experience - 7 weeks - For Sale 1978 Suzuki GS400. Excellent 7, 1981 from 8 -12 midnite. Performers bath, non-smokers, only 5 minute bike Aemhic Dancing work - study eligibility is necessary - Call Condition. Brand New rear Continental include Cormac McCarthy, By Hook or by Bcgi1111i11g Fulk Guitar from campus. $110/ month. 868-5207 Matt or Dan 862-1562. tire. Save money this summer with 50 Crook, Charlie Jennison and Friends of Cory, Pam, or Patty.5/ 8 Bike Repair TOSNOM- is hir1nq a co-coordinator and mpg. Only 8,000 miles. Have to fly home Jazz, and Ben Baldwin and the Big Notes. Board Cia111e.1· this summer must sell. $995.00 or best Tickets are $3.50 for balcony seats, $4.50 Need two roommates for summer sublet Business manaaer. Salaries $~50 and 1::n'rci.1e in Ghetto. Beginning at end of school. For $300 a year respectively. If inter~~t-~'oga Office, 1981 -82, for one graduate lounging, or beach cover-up. summer, quiet, large living room, bath, Rick - I still can't remember all the words :\I"' :t lTl'[ll ing rropt1'ab fo r add itio na l t"<>llr,n . student, one undergraduate. Enthusiast­ Guara-nteed to turn heads! All hand done. kitchen, parking area, non-smoker, 5 ic', motivated students interested in cross­ to Mac the Knife. How about another Prices range b/ w30-50 $. Call Sally at minute bike from campus. $11 O/ month c u It u ra I relations, please apply lesson? - T-Hall. contact Cory, Pam or Patty. 868-5207. IMMEDIATELY to Marissa Chorlian, 742-9082. For Sale - Camera lenses- Zuiko 28mm, NEEDED: 2 people to sublet my apartment International Student Adv i sor , Huddleston, 862-2030. f3.5 w / case and hood, $85.00, Zuiko 50 this summer from June to August. mm, f 1 .8, $50.00. Call 868-1353 after 6 Location is four miles from campus in RESIDENTIAL COUNSELORS p.m. Ask for Jon. Dover and is on the Kari-Van route. 2- Merrimack County, Department of bedrooms, wall to wall carpeting, partly Employment and Training (CETM is MOTORCYCLE Suzuki TS250 on/ off road bike good cond. Low miles. $700.00 868- SELF STORAGE furnished. Rent is $250.00 a month or seeking three individuals to work as less. Call Bo or Eric. 603-742-0313. residential counselors for a special youth 5185. 6-7 p.m. Dover: Gorgeous Duplex. Two floors, em_ployment program to be operated­ 1700 sq.ft., private porch. Off street through the University of New parking, Kari-Van. Rent $440/ month, Hampshire, Thompson School. Those __LP_•_t _•"_d_F_Ound___ Move in June 1. Lease required. No pets. counslers hired will .be respons-ible for I(SJ CENTER Call 749-4213 between 6 and 8:30 p.m. prov1a1ng aormitory supervision, employment related guidance and Lost - necklace - gold cross on gold chain. Summer sublet, 1 bdrm, 1 lvg.rm., recreational· activities for participants Cross is flat and about 1 inch long. If found kitchen, bath, Newmarket area, on K-Van enroiled in this program. Staff will be please contact Pat - 749-3319. or turn in route, Rent neaotiable under $90 month. at Music office, Paul Creative Arts - *Low Rates i Call Karen or ·Darlene. 659-6044. required to t1ve at the program site. Positions will start June 29, 1981 and end reward offered. * J:rivate Storage Compartments l Durham summer sublet - 2 bedroom, 1 August 28, 1981 . Salary is $190.00 per LOST- small gold chain bracelet lost last j person fall option rent negotiable, 22 week plus room and board. Persons week. Reward. Please call if you've found *No Lot Too Small or Large Garrison Ave. (The Ghetto) Need 2 to 4 should have college level courses in it, it is irreplaceable. 868-1676. 5/8 ·1 persons. Large living room and big ·kit­ Sociology, Psychology or related fields as *For Long or Short Term Storage chen partly furnished. Call 868-1295 well as experience working with youth. A My bike was taken from 36 Young Drive l anvtime. BA degree is preferred. Please submit a Saturday night. It's a dark gr~en CCM ten Fall sublet of sorts. Great apt. available for resume by May 1.8, 1981 to Anne speed. I really need it. so if anyone knows fall semester but: you must give it back Macintosh, Youth Coordinator Merrimack where it is. please return it, or call 868- It after December. and the landlord must County, Department of Employment & 1676 and I'll pick it up- no questions PURDY STORAGE CO. } interview you. $150/mo. & utilities. Training 8 Loudon Road Concord, New asked. 5/8 Contact Ged Carbone at.43 Atkinson St. Hampshire. 03301. - -1 Dover or call 868-1490 and ask for Ged. Help Wanted Golf Course needs .1 t Summer sublet: Dover - 4 bedroom. responsible person to help operate snack Dover, · N.H~.03820 kitchen. living room. porch. on K-Van bar. Involve~ cookis,g. table waiting an route. t125/each or best offer. Male or general kitchen duties. Pleasant I female. Can Mary or Joan 2-1663. atmosphere. Must enjoy meeting the Durham - Summer rental - large studio public. Part time leading to full time after l apartment overlooking Brook. Cool. Walk Memorial Day. 3.35/hr. All<> part time 742·4422 I to campus. No pets. Available: Mid May waitress position available. Call Mr. Charlie, Thanks for the company on until August 31. $200/month for 1 Dodge 664-2030. Sunday. Being a bum once in awhile can't person. S230/month for 2 people. Call . ~ummer Work- Make S370/wee1t. Send be all that bad. There must be some resumes to: Summer Work 1981. P.O. benefits?! Let's make the most of what's 868·§9@7. I - ~~\ll.l~~ ~"d -L , Box 313, Oi.irham. N.H. 03824. left of .,~i9r ...v~ar ... ~~ ~ , "'"-=----- Water polo makes a big splash By Sue·Valenza relentless offensive and defensive served as mentors tor tnat squaa as Sports Shorts Women's ice hockey caught us play led to second and title round well which matched strengths with by surprise, and 72 wins and a wins over Wellesley and MIT. opponents fairly well throughout single tie later, it's finally received MIT sought revenge at their much of the season. the recognition it deserves. own tournament and a goal just "We played everyone pretty Women's ice hockey began as a twenty seconds into the title gam~ tight but a lot of guys couldn't club sport and following in its indicated their intent. make weekend games so we'd end footsteps is crew, a club sport Hattricks from Wildcat up getting pretty tired toward the Trackwomen place 6th vying for seemingly inevitable forwards Katie Kelly and Mary end," said Harkaway. "Against varsity status. Connoly, and pairs of goals from Trinity (Connecticut) we jumped Now there's a new contender. Mary Morange and Alison Smith into a 6-1 lead and then ended up erased the opponent's hopes of The UNH trackwomen placed sixth overall in the New England The sport is waterpolo and under losing 7-6, for example." championships this weekend. Coach Nancy Krueger was very the direction of student athletes victory, however. After several years of existence, UNH advanced to that title pleased with their team's performance. Joe Harkaway, Wayne Wilusz, UNH men'swaterpoloappeared to Two UN H women ran for three victories. Nancy Scardina chalked and Jim Glaser, both the male and round with an opening 12-2 romp be on its way out, but a revival led over Queens College on goals from UJ? a dou~le victory, winning the 1500 in4:35.8, and grabbing the 800 female squads enjoyed highly by Glaser and Wilusz three years with a qmck 2: 13.4. Karen Dunn was UN H's other champion. Dunn Connoly (4), Smith (4), Morange successful 1980-81 seasons. ago vaulted into New ran the 10,000 meter in 37: 12.6. This isn't free-for-all inner tube (2), Carol Hickey ( l ), and Kathryn England· contention once again. Johnson (1). The._ Wildcats side­ "We did an excellent job," said UNH coach Nancy Krueger. "We play, but rather intensive, strategic Unlike the women's team, the lost five or six good team members for our outdoor season but the and often physical athletic stepped second round action by men experience top competition kids really came through. This was the first time UNH had any collecting on a Wesleyan forfeit. competition. In its inaugural throughout the fall as well. Nearly champions in the New England's, whether indoor or out. We did all Mainstays on the defensive end season as an exclusively "female" all New England male waterpolo we hoped to do." waterpolo squad, the Wildcats were goaltender Debbie Lasceria, squads are of varsity status and The UNH trackwomen made a remarkable improvement over last senior Trish Stearns, and juniors posted a flawless 7-0 mark. UNH clubs like UNH often play against year's showing in the New England meet. Krueger's Cat's jumped copped three-round tournament Liz Powell and Kathy Lafond. All-American-laden teams such as "Kathy (Lafond) playeu Iwk- from n~neteen~h overall to sixth this year, and are preparing for the titles at MIT and in Durham, as Harvard and MIT. upcoming regional meet this weekend. well as an 8-6 contest over defense which is one of the most "Most of us play for fun and get Wesleyan University en route to its important positions there is in into shape for the swimming undefeated showing. waterpolo. She learned the game season," Wilusz said. Aside from being the only quickly and· broke up a lot of Joining Harkaway and Wilusz Sports today winning women's squad in New · plays," Harkaway said. in twin-sport participation England, this particular team Also contributing to a (waterpolo and swimming) are The men's lacrosse and baseball squads both face Maine schools differs from a majority of surprisingly successful season were sophomores Ed Landry and Mike at home today. The baseball team faces Colby College in a opponents who enjoy varsity seniors Laurie Lagasse and O'Donnell and freshmen Steve double~eader at I_ p.m. at Brackett Field, while the laxmen square standing. Stearns; juniors Laurie Philips, Warren and Paul Stark. Landry off agamst Bowdom at 2 p.m. at Cowell stadium. The baseball team ''At the MIT tournament we Cindy Shoup, and Tracey was recently named sophomore will be making its last home appearance of the season against Colby. outscored our opponents 22 goals Flanagan; sophomores Chris recipient of the 1980-81 100 Club to three and in a sport where the · Seifort and Sharon O'Conner; and Student Athlete Scholarship while average score is only 10-6, that's freshman Kim Margolies. Warren posted school records in pretty impressive," Harkaway Offensive guns Kelly and Connoly both the 100 and 200 breast stroke Coaches clinic are just freshmen. said. "This is the girls' first year as a events. A coach's clinic will be held for all those interested in working for club sport and it's probably one of "They (Harkaway, Wilusz, and Other members of this year's Glaser) didn't put a lot of pressure the New Hampshire State Special Olympics to be held at UNH from _the best teams in New England if ·waterpolo squad include Ali June 12-13. The clinic is slated for tomorrow in New Hampshire not the best." on us. They started out with the Gullelit, a former member of the basics and made sure we just went Hall, room 16, from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. Volunteers have the option of Rebounding off ofan impressive Turkish National Waterpolo working with events in track and field, swimming, soccer skills, win over Williams College last fall, out and did our best every time," Team, Glen Wilusz, Jeff Tyler, Bill said Kelly. "The team had a good softball throw, wheelchair races, or frisbee. the single women's waterpolo Bennion, Ed Wheeterhold, Dan Any students or staff members interested in participating as a game of the season, UN H notched attitude from the very beginning Early, and Rob Sayre. In his first­ because of the way the game was coach or a volunteer are urged to contact Sue Kasser(UNH Student 12-1, 8-6, and 7-6 victories in the ever season, Bennion turned in Chairperson for the Special Olympics Committee) at 868-9705 or season-opening Wildcat Tourna­ introduced to us." . several outstanding performances Although the men's team did not Dr. Michael McKeough (State Games Director and faculty member ment this spring. in goal for the Wildcats. of the UNH Phys. Ed Dept.) at 862-2070. Your support will be· A balanced scoring attack lifted finish the season undefeated, the "Crew and waterpolo are the greatly appreciated. UNH to an easy 12-1 victory over Wildcats earned a solid tenth place fastest and most dominant of all Harvard University in the first rating in New England last fall. the club sports and we're still round while combinations of Harkaway, Wilu~z, and Glaser growing," Hark~way noted. MAGIC- and the STARS

MUB -PUB May 8th 8:00 p.m. Admission $2.00

A UNH "FINAL" BLAST

UNH ID & PROOF OF AGE REQUIRED • • • - - - - - • - .. ) ' • ( ,' ' • r ' • • • f • _; • ', • • f ' .: • ·, • PAGe :rweNlY-If-lREE.'

Celtic- 76er series• a perfect sport analogy

I This is one of approximately eight million What took place on the court Sunday was a Sunday they trailed by seyen, 89-82 with 5:23 stories being written about the seven-game sixty-second parable, a fable intended to show us remaining. They held the 76ers to a inere free p.sission play that took place between the Boston that hard work and belief in yourself can lead to throw the rest ofthe game and scored nine points Celtics and the Philadelphia 76ers Sunday success in the face of overwhelming odds. It is to win, 91-90. Theywon a tough series by being afternoon. Eight million does not seem enough. easy to get out of hand and ramble on about the tough. Five of the seven games were won by two They do not seem to capture a perfect moment Celtics overcoming a three-game-to-one deficit, points or less. Each team won its blowout, but perfectly. Sunday was a time to savor, something it is hard however, to ignore the way in '\_Vhich it the Celtics won three straight close ones and to roll around in your mouth and bring back for was done. t;hat was the difference. another taste.

Every bit of information increases the desire Rarely does professional sport in this country Tonight the Celtics must come back down to for more. It becomes insatiable, this demand for evoke the emotions present in Boston Garden earth and face the Western Conference the facts. What do the players think? Tell me, I two days ago. Just as rare is the opportunity for champions, the Houston Rockets, at· Boston want to know. The coaches? Tell me the real the sports-minded to point out the value of Garden. This is the first time in recent memory story. I have to know. It is a matter of supply athletics to society. that the NBA finals will truly be anticlimactic. creating its own demand. Several times elimination seemed certain for The deciding game of the seven-game series the Celts. Trailing by six points with 1:43 Let us all hope that the Celtics' lesson is not sent the sportswtjters into an analytical frenzy. remaining the Green came back and won. lost on themselves. ·BASEBALL- (continued from page 24) A winning smile very nearly caught John Hogan off ••• the bag with a strong throw to first. lf~won't Bob McCarthy popped to Brickley at first and the UNH team riadthese of five freshmen, two sophomores, one · junior, and a senior, ?signals triumohantly left the field. The Wildcats have a home ·of cancer... doubleheader with Colby today, an away twin bill with Boston. You probably have - College Thursday, and a double . Be 8tli. header at Connecticut Saturday. The Connecticut game will be · 1. Change in bowel or ·recorded and televised by ES PN, bladder habits. the all-sports network. I. A ~re that does not "Today was good," Mike heal. Salinaro said, "but we gotta come through tomorrow, and the big S, U~usual bleeding or one will be Boston College." discharge. The 19-8 'Cats were 2-i over the Thickening or lump last nine games befoere 4. yesterday's in breast or elsewhere. sweep. UN H coach Ted Conner 8. Indigestion or cllrfi­ attributes the losing binge to the culty in swallowing. hitting slump. "We haven't been change in hitting the ball well," Conner said. &.obvious "That's the thing." wart or mole. The 'Cats had been held to just 'I. N~ cough or five runs in the four games hoarseness. preceding Monday but the bats came around in game two. "If we11 stay in our strike zone and Jay off 8.A fear of cancer that the bad pitches, we'll hit," coach can prevent you from Conner said, "That's what hitting's detecting ca.ncer at an N~ncy Scardina has reason to smile, as she notched two victories in the New England Championships (Dave all about." early stage. A -stage Litten photo). . - ··· wheJ;l it is highly cur­ able. Everyone's afraid Offense pale, sings Blues, 7-6 in Blue-White of cancer. bJt don't let · Iit scare yru w death. By Larry McGrath Calkins, tailback Jim Quinn and .. It was virtually the number two concerned if the number two UNH held its annual Blue­ flanker Bill Peach all were among offense against the number one offense was moving against the f.. Ameri()&D cancer SocJety White football game Saturday the missing for one reason or defense," UNH head coach Bill first-line defense." ~IS Sl'W::I :tWTRIB\J'T!D BY TllE P'JBUSHEll AS APUBLIC S!RVIC? before an estimated crown of 300 another. It showed. owes said. ''J'd parents and girlfriends at Cowell The defense has been bolstered stadium. The game started at I :00 by the return of Mike Gooden at p.m. instead of the previously safety ("He makes it almost CLASS ADS scheluded 1:30 p.m. time slot. impossible for opponents to throw Defense was the story all day, as deep"-Bowes) and tackle Eric CLASS ADS the blue defenders outscored their El ofson. . Gooden returns after offensive counterparts 7-6 in a very sitting out a year with a head injury uneventful scrimmage. Linebacker and provides some experience in CLASS ADS Steve Doig returned an the backfield with Peter Bergeron. interception for a touchdown, (:LASS ADS Elofson returns after a year's while his teammates shut down the absence and fills one of three Wildcat offense until the final ~~ •te vacancies on the defensive line. moments. Rusty Foster kicked the ,\. s\\' extra point to provide the margin Offensively, it was not a real test. \\°'t1\~ of victory. It was boring. The defense ~e1)1 ~\)\\ Freshman quarterback Rick dominated every play until the '{\\e LeClerc ran eight yards on a final few minutes (lack of interest ios - quarterback draw with I: 14 left in perhaps?). But we11 all know better {lOo11'1 the game, for the only semblance on September 12 when the 'Cats of movement by the White squad open at home against American all day. A long pass completion on International College. the final play was two yards short and much too late. The 16 days of practice were not CLASS ADS as useful as they should have been In all fairness, the offensive team due to the many players sitting out. CLASS ADS was missing a number of its regular Those 16 days produced a game members due to injuries and that left most of the spectators commitments to other sports. more interested in the free food on CLASS ADS the 100 Club's (UNH football's -Regular tackles Ken K-aplan and ~ boos~er club) grill tb,an the football ~CLASS ADS Ji~ Fitzgeraid, quarterbacks ~ - Dave Ross (9) is- stopped by· Kevin -- Mtlrphy in Saturday's Blue- - being played on the field. .. ~ . ... Denio S~ eqli . ~'lGl.Qv~<;Q.lli.~ •••• \}'b't~ jlC~QJ! . (:{Jll\ .S~~ r~Qhptq.)J- ;t ~ :i ~ • ..,, .... c. ~ ~ . ...,,.... fullbacks John Nocera and Tom PAGE TWENTY-FOUR THE NE\/Y HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, MAY 5, 1981 Sports

Batsmen drive past PSU, sweep pair~ 3-0,.9-3

By Ged Carbone The 'Cats scored an earned run in the fourth when Andy Brickley found a The UNH baseball team drew a lead-off walk, went to road to rest area on the gruelling second, and scored on Jim the playoffs as Plymouth State, Wholley's single to 9~nter. sporting a record of 2-10, rode into town and dropped two to the The third Wildcat run was Wildcats 3-0, 9-3. unearned, as Mike Salinaro hit a The wins stopped UNH's four­ two-out "major league pop" to game losing streak and upped their second baseman Rich Parker. record to 19-8. The 'Cats dropped Parker looked up through the rain, two to Vermont Saturday, 3-1 and got under the ball ,__and dropped it. 16-1. Andy Bn.ckley arid Je~f Stohrer Sophomore pitcher Rick drilled back-to-back singles to Record notched the first Wildcat bring Salinaro around the shutout this year as he blanked basepaths. Plymouth on four hits. The Wildcats broke their hitting "They weren't very good slump in game two. Paul hitters," Record said, "so I didn't LeCompte drilled pitcher Marc waut tu walk a11yuuc. That wa~ the Mignt:ault ·~ fuu1 Lh piL1...h of the only way they'd beat us." game deep to the gap in center for a Record did not walk anyone stand-up triple. and ~t the last nine outs on fly Tom Conner's single to left balls. Record said that his success brought LeCompte home, and was his slider. when Mike Salinaro lined out to "There was no wind," he said. center, Migneault got "gun shy" ••And the slider doesn't break and walked the next two hitters to much." load the bases. The Wildcats could not snap Jim Whalley grounded to first their ·recent hitting slump in game baseman Jeff Hubbard who one. The slump has dropped the misplaced it, allowing one run to team average by 22 points over score and sending Brickley to four games. UNH only amassed third. Choinere's sacrificed fly to five hits in game one, but this time, center scored Brickley and New UNH's Andy Brickley does some landscaping during yesterday's rain delay (Henri Barber photo). the pitching bailed them out. Hampshire pitcher Dan Leach was ball bounced off the plate to the The first Wildcat run came granted a 3-0 lead in his first The double was followed by fielding their positions. back­ screen and Masteralexis was safe UNH added two more runs, one across in the second. Jeff Stohrer starting role. Choinere's sensational singled to. lead off the inning and handed stab of Marc Migneault's · at first. An unorthodox way to in the fifth, and one in the sixth to from the was forced at second when Leach was pitching grounder. Choinere's throw to first reach base, to be sure, but nothing pad their lead. game as Wholley hit a grounder. stretch for most of the was in time and Choinere had he does is normal. It looked like New Hampshire reaching Whalley reached first on the Plymouth hitters were made up for the the error he Paul LeCompte's single down might need its 9-1 cushion as the fielder's choice and grabbed base then dying there. committed in inning one. the left field line drove in the two first Plymouth Panther walked second when Vint Choinere "We didn't get the hits when we Plymouth State made the game underclassmen and UNH had a 5-1 and was driven home by Rick grounded to short on the hit-and­ needed them," said Plymouth interesting for the few, faithful fans lead. Parker's one-out triple. run. coach Richard Huckins. That when they scored a run in their half One out later, Mike Salinaro John Hogan then hit a fly to Bill Peach hit what would have refrain has a familiar ring as the of the third. With two down, Leach drilled a line drive over the 386 foot Andy DeRosa, filling in for been an inning-ending ground ball Wildcats have been beleaguered beaned Parker. mark in left center-for his fourth Captain Salinaro in right. DeRosa to shortstop Mark Migneault, who with the same problem during their Lee Richard followed the home run of the season. "Brickley was eager to show off his arm and booted it, allowing Whalley to race recent skid. beaning with a tri pie to right center gave me some advice," Salinaro mail Parker at the plate. He was so home from second with what The UNH defense rallied behind and tM score ws 3-1. It took Jim said, "He told me to drop my eager that he failed to catch the ball proved to be the winning run. Leach in the second as John Wholley's good running stab of a hands and straighten 'em up." It before throwing it and suddenly, Then the precipitation turned Kneeland was caught stealing by deep fly ball to get UNH out of the worked. "The pitch was right in my with seven substitute fielders in the from mist to rain and the crowd of freshman catcher Jim Masteralex­ inning without further damage. wheelhouse," Salinaro said. game. the rain felt cold. fans that usually appears around is who filled in for the injured Chris New Hampshire floored it in the With a 7-1 lead, coach Conner, Plymouth's Mike Hogan the third inning failed to Collins. fourth, scoring four and leaving thinking about the gruelling thought he had found a weak spot materialize. After Kneeland was gunned Plymouth in the dust (the mud?). schedule which has the 'Cats in the UNH defense and hit a fly to Although the game was never down, right fielder Carl Nelson Mike McGillis slapped a lead off playing ten games in seven days, right. DeRosa caught this one and stopped, the rain did threaten to drilled a double to left center that single to center and wound up on began emptying the bench. By the wash away the opportunity to almost certainly would have driven third when Masteralexis swung at end of the game only two players BASEBALL, page 23 break their losing streak. home Kneeland. a wild pitch for strike three. The from the usual starting team were Face Bowdoin today at home Laxmen cause Catamount catastrophe, 15-3 By Gerry Miles Vermont's lacrosse team ended UVM athletic officials of the two teams. catch, cradle and pass the ball \ as many their season arid last meeting with expressed a desire a year or so ago proved its biggest nemesis One has to wonder why they Last year the Catamounts were were lost as a the University of New Hampshire not to play UNH in lacrosse and scoring opportunities make the trip down each year and humiliated i_n Burlington 23-3 and result of inefficiencies. finally they answered their own on a sour note 15-3 in Cowell drop them from _the schedule due escaped with what seemed to be a to costs and an imbalance of ability question. Stadium. tired Wildcat team after their last Sean Deery and Doug f'~~ game against U Mass. It was McSpadden highlighted the fourth obvious that it was extremely hard quarter UVM scoring which was to get up for Vermont after the way doubled with two goals. they had played against the Meanwhile, Glover scored his Minutemen the previous second, but failed to get the needed Saturday. third goal to tie his record set last UNH jumped out to a4-0 lead in season for most goals in a season the first quarter on a pair of Brian with 45. He should do it today Byrnes goals and single tallies from when the 'Cats host Bowdoin in an Chad Doe and Mike Fitzpatrick. afternoon game in the stadium. More importantly, though, was UVM closed the gap with its the entire team again getting goal in the first three quarters only playing time. Ken Murphy saw 48 seconds of the second quarter at action on defense and handled when the UNH defense was caught himself well and proved a big man out of position. But that would be can Jug a ball out towards the j?;Oal. the last time as UNH goalie Ed Schwab was stellar when he had to be and, lonely for the most part, UNH was lead by Byrne's effort making just eight saves in the of two goals and six assists while game. - Doe (three goals); Fitzpatrick Vermont goalie Steve (three goals), Mike Van Vleck(two Feurstein got shelled in goals--one assist), and Glover (two comparison making 33 saves while goals and three assists) provided displaying the best fundamental the offense. skills on the entire Vermont team. Despite the fact the 'Cats led I I­ I at the half and Schwab would Jay Budd, Don Brown and Jeff blank UVM again in the third Kaplan (his first career goal) each while Steve Glover and Fitzpatrick added Jone goals as well in the The UNH lacrosse team, shown here in earlier action, blasted Vermont 15-3 Friday (Gerry Miles photo). would score, UVM's inability to winning cause.