STUDENMELIORIST NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF LETHBRIDGTE CKUA oJOT tfitfai r VOLUME 31, ISSUE 25, MARCH 27, 1997 By Michelle Matula Calgary businessman Larry Clausen, "Flying like a bird and looking at the stars" Entertainment Editor and Gail Hinchliffe, CKUA's chief executive officer. By Tyler Ball About 80, 000 dedicated In a prepared statement, Copy Editor Albertans lost an age-old friend on Hinchliffe said "I am deeply sad­ Thursday, March 20, when CKUA dened to take CKUA off the air. I The University of Lethbridge (99.3 FM) signed off for the last time. know we arc disappointing many lis­ will be welcoming Dr. Roberta The Edmonton-based station was teners. It is even more disheartening Bondar- 's first woman as­ the brainchild of two Albertans who to say good-bye to so many people tronaut on Wednesday, April 19. realized radio's potential some 70 who have served CKUA well ... She will be speaking as part of years ago, as the best possible me­ There will be stories about why the University of Lethbridge's 30th dium for distributing educational CKUA did not succeed but I assure Anniversary celebration. One ofthe materials. you it wasn't from lack of effort. two showcase events organized by "There were a lot of programs - Whether or not this is true re­ the U of L. Bondar's presentation is every hour was educational," says mains to be seen. Gibson says that also brought in part by the Dave Gibson of the local Friends of the board decided it was better to stop Lethbridge Herald speakers fund. CKUA. Although the educational the train rather than to go bankrupt, Dr. Bondar was one of six cho­ component has not been as formally but that the move was very much sen from a slate of 4,300 Canadian structured as it once was, programs without warning. He admits that the people that applied to partake in the like basic concepts in music, sexu­ foundation has made an effort to space program. After an eight year ality, as well as environmental and keep the station going, but that the training program, three of which ecological programs, definitely still attempt was lame. were specific to the shuttle mission, had an educational flavor. "These fired people are welcome she fulfilled her dream of, "Flying The station was also highly re­ to volunteer to do [their] normal like a bird and seeing the stars." In Roberta Bondar to tell Lethbridge about her 'Journey garded for the music it played. They work ... the offer is unacceptable for January of 1992 she become the first aimed for, and achieved, high qual­ professional artists of that caliber," Canadian woman to go into space. through Space' on Wednesday, April 9. ity in their musical offerings, from says Gibson. "The SOS are adamant She acted as the pay load specialist (Boston) and at the Playfair versity; Visiting Distinguished jazz and blues to folk and classical in their concerns." on the shuttle in order to study the Neuroscience Unit of Toronto West­ Professor at the University of tunes. Basically, they'd explore mu­ "First off, they would like an ac­ effects of space travel on the brain ern Hospital. Western ; Visiting Re­ sical genres that a "regular" radio countable elected board of directors, After receiving her Bachelor of Aside from her academic search Scientist, Universities station wouldn't. and second, they would like open fi­ Science in zoology and agriculture achievements she has also been the Space Research Association Programmers were required to nancial reporting," Gibson adds. from the University of Guelph in recipient of many honors. She has (NASA), Johnson Space Center, have a very deep knowledge of mu­ "These are not unrealistic, because 1968 she continued to pursue her been named by the Officer of the Houston, Texas; and Visiting Re­ sic and musical history within their the station was a charitable organi­ education with a determination all Order of Canada and the Order of search Scholar, Department of areas of specialization, and they edu­ zation." her own. She received a Master of Ontario. She has been given honor­ Neurology, University of New cated their listeners about the music Will they be met? "The board of Science in experimental pathology ary degrees from over twenty uni­ Mexico, Albuquerque, New they played. Instead of just hearing directors and SOS are at some dis­ form the University of Western On­ versities. She was awarded the Mexico. the artist and song title, you'd hear tance, but that may be changing on tario in 1971, a doctorate in the background of the piece and re­ an on-going basis," Gibson offers. NASA Space Medal and the Dr. Roberta Bondar will be neurobiology from the University of lated information. "[Personally,] I would like to see an Medaille de l'excellence (Associa­ speaking at the University of Toronto and a Doctor of Medicine "The flavor of CKUA, in my per­ elected board. Supporters ofthe sta­ tion des medicins de Iangue Lethbridge's main gym on April from McMaster in 1977. In 1981 she spective, is that nine-tenths of the tion - those making financial contri­ francaise du Canada) and was 9th at 7pm. Ticket prices have been was also admitted as a Fellow of the program comes from the personal­ butions - would acquire voting rights named La Personalitie de l'Annee kept to a minimum and are only ity putting it together and announc­ with that contribution. Royal College of Physicians and by La Presse in 1992. available at the door. Tickets for ing it. The staff were collectively and "[They] should be able to know Surgeons of Canada in neurology. Bondar is currently a Distin­ students are $1 and all others are individually the finest in the world," what happens to their tax dollars She has completed post-graduate guished Professor for the Center for $2. If anyone would like more in­ says Gibson. About 50 station staff­ (from transitional funding) ... Pres­ training in neuro-ophthalmology at Advanced Technology Education formation on the event please con­ ers are out of work, including 27 full- ently, there is no disclosure. I don't Tuft's New England Medical Center (CATE), Ryerson Polytechnic Uni­ tact Jacqui Tarn at 329-2582. time employees. think that subscribers are very happy In response to the station's clos­ about it. [As well,] SOS would like ing, a Save Our Station Society to see an investigation into the spend­ The glitter of Blue and Gold near (SOS) formed over the weekend. ing practices ofthe foundation... it's "There is a strong swell of public essential in any coming together." By Stephen Tipper will be handed out, as well as the Pronghorn athletics his year support for the group; by and large, "There is a real distance between Sports Editor Pronghorn Scholar/Athlete Award there are Graduate Awards. listeners, subscribers, and a vast the foundation and the newly organ­ and the Team Academic Award, And last but not least, the majority of the station personnel." ized society ... there is little support The 29th edition ofthe Blue and which is presented to team with the Meliorist Outstanding Player Gibson adds, "There has been a lot for the foundation. Gold ceremonies will be held on highest cumulative GPA. Awaru will go to the athlete who of organizational support." Gibson adds that there is a real April5attheSvenErickson's Ban­ has shown tremendous athletic "If there is any chance of restor­ fear that the stations' assets will be quet Room, and it will be a night ability and has proved to be the ing the station with the values of dismantled. "It's more than just to remember. most outstanding player to his CKUA, it lies in the efforts of the records," he explains, "the transmit­ The Blue and Gold honours or her respective team. Previous Save Our Station Society." ter and broadcasting facilities. These Pronghorn athletes for their athletic award winners are not eligible. The station's demise started in are assets that have been built up by and academic achievements Tsujikawa won the award last 1995, when the provincial govern­ the people of Alberta over 7 decades throughout the 1996-1997 season. year. ... to have these assets end up in a ment got out of the radio business, A host of hardware will be up Blue and Gold promises to chop shop would be tragic in extrem­ and handed the historic station over for grabs. One of them is the pres­ excite as the student-athletes are ity. There are no plans for that [that to the private sector. Faced with ma­ tigious Associated Canadian Trav­ rewarded for their hard work all jor reconstruction, steps were taken we know of] but without information ellers Pronghorn Athlete of the season long as well as a sendoff to find new revenue sources to cover from the foundation, people are left Year trophies, presented to one for all those athletes who were CKUA's annual $2.8 million budget. to speculate." male and one female athlete. in their last year of eligibility This task was overseen by a four- As for the future of the station, Hockey captain Greg Gatto and Canada West Ail-Star, CIAU All- with the Pronghorns. The night member board with provincial Con­ Gibson says "Its too early to mourn women's soccer all-Canadian Canadian and CIAU Academic All- of dinner and dancing will be a servative party connections, which a loss. If we proceed openly and Laura Tsujikawa won the award Canadian Awards will be presented. celebration for the Pronghorns included financial chief Gerry fairly, the way that SOS [would like last year. For those who are graduating sports and their athletes. Luciani, lawyer Ken Chapman, to] ... we could have CKUA back." Team individual MVP awards and saying a fond good-bye to What's inside Redneck : JOBS... JOBS. Kate Braid Baseball No Neck JOBS...

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Newspapers: community Volunteer Opportunities Earthtones St. Michael's Health Centre. Southland Nusing Home: SERVICE OR business Volunteers are needed at Southland Nursing Home to playing at visit and befriend a resident who enjoys cross stitch, ENTERPRISE? colouring, and visiting. This resident would greatly Ms. Alison Redford will speak on the The Jungle Room benefit from one-to-one contact. Volunteers would also balance, accuracy, and credibility of attend available recreation programs on-site with the the press, public access to newspapers resident. If the volunteer could speak Japanese this and journalists and whether would be an extra asset but not essential. For more newspapers can or should be leaders March 27 information about this opportunity please call Heide in the community? Swihart at 380-5350, extension 358 (call afternoons and Presented by the Southern Alberta Council on only). Public Affairs. McirCh O I (all age show) YWCA of Lethbridge & District: The YWCA will host Thursday, March 27, 1997 their annual fund raising run/walk "Together Running for Women" on the morning of Saturday, April 26. 12:00 noon, Sven Ericksen's tickets available at The Jungle Room Volunteers are being reruited at this time to assist with Restaurant , The Lethbridge Folk Club Presents both the organization and the running of this popular the musical comedy troupe event. Ifyou have some time to spare and would like to help the YWCA with this event or in any other way, The Rez ABC Arrogant Worms please call Liz Allen at 329-0088. Lethbridge Regional Hospital: Volunteers are requested CAB Friday, March 28 at this time to assist in the hospital gift shop on evenings and week-ends. This opportunity would be of Top of the Lethbridge Exhibition particular interest to volnteers who enjoy working with April 5th in the Zoo Grandstand the public in a retail situation and especially for those 3401 South Parkside Drive Tickets $2 for Rez, $3 for nonrez looking for experience in sales. Times are evenings Tickets: $14.00 from 4:00 pm to 8:00 pm and week-ends from 12:00 to Tons of Prizes and Food 4:00 pm as well as the evening hours. If you have four The Lethbridge Office of the Canadian Red Cross hours a week to put in one shift at the gift store in the is interested in speaking to employee and March 27 Regional Hospital"and would like to find out more community groups who would be interested in Lethbridge Film Society about this opportunity, please call the Volunteer holding an information session to learn more Resources Department at 382-6311. about the Red Cross Unrelated Bone Marrow presents Program. Each year bone marrow transplants Languages Centre. Lethbridge Community College: offer some 600 Canadians a second chance at Les Volunteers are being recruited at this time to assist in life but many patients die before they can find the classroom with adult students studying English. The a compatible bone marrow donor. Anyone between time most needed is Monday evenings from 7:00 - 9:30 the ages of 17-50 years of age and good health Miserables can become a potential life saving part of this pm. As a conversation partner, you would work with program. Red Cross volunteers are willing to at Mouie Mill students on a one-to-one basis or in small groups on come to your place of business or community Tickets auailable in specific tasks as directed by the classroom instructor. meeting to conduct information sessions which four packs from Some experience would be desirable but is not are only 1/2 hour duration and can be easily Students Union Seruice essential, however, you must be interested in and enjoy done over a noon hour braeak or added to an helping others with language skills. If you would like to evening community organization program. For Centre or the Mouie further information contact the Lethbridge Red Mill. help the Languages Centre, please call Hilda Walker at Cross office at 327-7117. Hdult $24, Student $18 382-6973. MARCH 27, 1997 the Meliorist 3 NEWS»NEWS»NEWS • N 1: VV s • N E VV s • N i: VV E W S • N E W S • N E W S • N E W s • N E VV S • N E VV S N E W S • N E W S • N E VV S • N E VV s • N E VV S • \ i. VV S ?ltMws E W S N E W S N E W S N E W s • N E VV s • N E VV s •NEWS N E Sisters Construction First Woman By Krista Bouckaert dle weight. Leverage and using Hidden, News Editor your brains arc thc keys, according an identity if thistles, to Braid. Strength is more about us­ I reveal mt goals in glimpses, "One docs not always plant ing your mind than your back. Bath­ am granted part-time acceptance one's feet daintily when one is cov­ rooms are also supposedly a prob­ only when no one is listening. ering rough ground." - Emily Carr, lem on the work site. According to Journals Braid, bathrooms arc problems for Shielded, everyone , not just women. It would they huddle close The first rule of construction is would be really nice for everyone to each other, talking "lie." Kate Braid, a construction if there was a permanent toilet on worker and a poet, got her first job site but...Braid humorously added shop, chanting in thc construction business by ly­ that although she has pushed for the confirmation of every male ing. Braid told the foreman that she installation of tampon machines on rite. Male-clad, afraid, as if had built houses "Up North." Braid site, no positive feedback has was hired as a labourer, thus em­ emerged in response to her request. I hide some terrible weapon barking on an adventurous career Construction culture is male cul­ of woman's knowing, in construction. Little did Braid ture. Language was a big hint as to as if we fight some war know that her foreman was from the the extent to which males differ only one of us can remember. North. from a large majority of women in From hammer to quill. Kate Braid gives up Kate Braid loved construction. the workplace. Construction work­ construction for poetry. Kate Braid The joy of physical work thrilled ers speak less often and in one lin­ her. As an apprentice, Braid learned ers with humorous undertones. Con­ the trade, filling her "blank slate" struction workers never talk about Assertiveness on the job is a reers. Labels are challenged and struction culture. Braid had to be­ with tricks and skills ofthe business. their family or home life. Why? must for women in male dominated changed due to the assertion of come bilingual - bilingual in the Nol only was construction satisfy­ Mostly due to the noise, activity and jobs. A woman in construction must women within thc trade job sphere. sense of possessing the capability to ing in the physical and mental sense, the fact that work slows down when learn to read teasing and, at the same The issue of being ladies and converse in both male and female but it also paid double what secre­ you're talking. Aggressiveness in time, assert her self and stand up for gentlemen was a big adjustment for talk. The adoption of workplace lan­ tary work paid at a time when language is also a big difference. A her rights. the men on site. Many men didn't guage is essential in any job today women were raised for the commu­ person can not take things too per­ The timeless question of femi­ know how to act, according to or yesterday. nity, men for the workforce. sonally when working in construc­ ninity arises in construction and Braid. "There are no ladies here, just Kate Braid is no longer in con­ Societal myths pervade the tion. "Stop being a victim and real­ other trade jobs. Braid allowed her us carpenters," Braid used to re­ struction. She "got tired of always world of construction. Strength is ize that some people are just jerks," femininity to shine through by sport­ spond to comments of "ladies first." having to prove herself." Braid now one of these obselete myths. Soci­ said Braid. ing a pink plaid jacket (in opposi­ Women just want to be treated as has a degree in creative writing and ety has been socialized to regard "Fake it 'til you make it" is a key tion to the mens blue and red plaid equals on the job. If this equality has written books of poetry and is women as inferior in terms of phrase in the world of construction. jackets) and embroidered overalls to does not exist, then it's a no-win currently working on a novel. strength in comparison to men. Bluffing in order to get jobs is a re­ the worksite. Red nails were also situation. There is very little blame, "We, as women, need to be as­ However, according to worker's ality of construction. You may never seen on the construction site when shame or guilt involved in women sertive, not victims," said Braid. compensation, NO worker is re­ have done a specific task, but you Kate Braid was at work. assuming non-traditional roles. Why "We must work to be accepted as quired to carry any weight that will lie through your teeth about it if it As women move into trade re­ make it an issue?? equals." hurt them. A person learns to han­ means a job. lated careers, they redefine the ca­ In order to survive in the con­

» .' • i. ::*, : wf •> ***» *' iv\ "Let there be light if>ffi''6pB»BEJ frdf'n M*"" •••'•-• By Elaine Costeira moved to its actual site. >t Ml in #—**"*' r * swmmmmmmmmmimr*" II i m ii ifi Reporter Our present Associate VP Aca­ •""*" ium demic, Mr. Luke Stebbins, who was 1997 marks thc 30th anniver­ also a founding member, says that a sary of the University of remarkable moment in the life ofthe Lethbridge. For this reason it is University was the agreement made worthwhile to know some facts among the members of the found­ photo by Tom Porter about the life of this institution. ing staff that the U of L would be Nestled in the coulees, the U of L celebrates 30 years. This is the start of a series of arti­ an institution whose focus would be cles about the University of primarily on undergraduate studies, Lethbridge to inform students of liberal arts and research, which are thc history of the U of L. If there presently its three academic princi­ are any specific aspects regarding ples, and that it would remain a H means business! the life of the U of L, drop by the small size institution (although this Mcliuorist office or call 329-2334. aspect is being compromised). The The University of Lethbridge relatively small size of the U of L DID YOU KNOW started as a section of the would ensure that "we would get to Lethbridge Junior College, which know our students, that students and was opened in September, 1957 as professors would be able to work THAT THE FACULTY OF MANAGEMENT OFFERS A the first public junior college to be together on a "personal basis," says VARIE1Y OF PROGRAMS? established in Canada. On July 28, Stebbins. 1966, the Honorable R.H. Stebbins also mentions that the Drop by our office in E-480 and check out the following: MaKinnon, Minister of Education, involvement of our best graduates announced that the Government in important research work and the • 14 different majors including Accounting, Finance, MIS was prepared to give university sta­ access that our students have to sci­ Marketing, HRM, International Management, etc. tus to the University Section ofthe entific equipment, generally not eli­ • Combined degree program: two degrees in five years (a Lethbridge Junior College and thus gible for undergraduates, are aspects B.Mgt. and one of a B.Ed., B.A., B.Sc.) create the third autonomous pro­ that make this institution unique. < • Second degree for graduates in a non-management discipline vincial university. Although the Throughout the winter and • Post Baccalaureate Professional Accounting Diploma (PADP) University Section was to continue spring, there will be a number of • 10-course Certificate in a variety of majors as part of the Junior College until activities designed to celebrate and • Post-diploma Bachelor of Management degree program July 1, 1967, the University of commemorate this milestone in our • Co-operative Education Lethbridge was created as of Janu­ history. The first will be the presen­ • International Management ary 1,1967. tation of Dr. Roberta Bondar, Cana­ • Consulting Program (earn while you learn) As of March 31, 1967, there da's first woman astronaut, on April • Teaching assistantships (earn while you learn). Check out the were two full-time members ofthe 9, in the main gymnasium. Activi­ scholarship and bursary programs too! Faculty of the University of ties are being overseen by a 30th Lethbridge. They were the acting Anniversary steering committee President, Dr. Russell Leskiw, and chaired by Chancellor Robert the acting dean of Academic Af­ Hironaka. As well, a special U of L The Faculty of Management University of Lethbridge Come and see us about specific fairs, Dr. Owen Holmes. The Uni­ 30th Anniversary logo will be avail­ 4401 University Drive information regarding programs versity remained for three years at able for use with stories about this WP Lethbridge, AB, T1K3M4 which may interest you. the College campus before it institution. Phone: (403) 329-2153 Fax: (403) 329-2253 4 the Meliorist MARCH 27, 1997 N E VV s • N E w N VV N VV N E W S E w s • E s • E ,NEWS«NEWS vV • N E VV • N L VV N E VV S s s s • N E VV S • N E VV \l VV N VV N B VV N E VV S s • E s • W S • N li W S W s • N E W s • N E W s N E W S \ UofL Represents Netherlands at Model UN By James Harder "It was a big learning experi­ ated just outside of the Toronto air­ Travis Bonertz felt that one of information about this project, or Reporter ence. We were pretty intense trying port. greatest benefits of the conference in attaining first hand knowledge to take it all in". The conference provides an op­ are the opportunities for public of the ModeModell UN experience please contact Michelle Ell on e- A delegation of 6 students from Michelle Ell, the head delegate portunity to get a first hand experi­ speaking. thc University of Lethbridge went for the U of L was quite taken in ence in participating in a mock "You really get a chance to prac­ mail at [email protected]. For to thc North American Model with the whole experience and ex­ United Nations gathering. The idea tice your debating skills. If you want those that would like to see a sum­ United Nations (NAMUN) held in cited about future delegations. is to keep the conference as realis­ accomplish something on behalf of mary on the planning for the Toronto between February 11 and "Because you are representing tic as possible, which can make it your delegation you must have the weekend, along with more de­ 16. Their experience was memo­ an actual country, you need to do a very challenging. confidence to speak out." tailed information on NAMUN, rable and impacting, as they had lot of research into their foreign "In the UN the Rules of Proce­ Travis and Michelle, along with there is a file available at the Po­ the opportunity to represent the policy and relationships with other dure are everything. It was quite others who participated in the con­ litical Science office. Don't for­ Netherlands throughout the confer­ countries. For us, representing the challenging to master these rules in ference are interested in getting a get to check the Political Science ence. Netherlands meant understanding the time of the conference" said debate club formed for the fall se­ homepage, which also has a more The six students, Travis their relationship within the EU. It's Rambo Homistace. mester at the U of L. Ideally, they in depth look at the Model UN Bonertz, Matt Clement, Michelle just an incredible learning experi­ The conference had 54 delega­ would like to amalgamate the Model held in Toronto. Ell, Jody Funkhouse, Rambo ence." tions, allowing for a wide represen­ UN club, the Political Science Club Related Internet Sites Homistace and Simon Vince had a This particular conference, one tation of countries. The experience and the Debate Club. They hope to The European Union http:// very positive response to the con­ of many held on a yearly basis was was aided by the attendance of del­ solidify the details for this project www.curopa.eu.int/ ference. Travis Bonertz, a General hosted by the University of Toronto egations from such countries as over the summer to make sure it is The United Nations http://www/ Studies major at the U of L felt the and Hamber College. It took place Greece, along with a host of inter­ up and running for the fall. For any­ un.org/ event was well run and organized. at the International Plaza Hotel, situ­ national students. one interested in finding out more UNICEF http://www.unicef.org/ Alberta's principals dissatisfied with educational reforms Press Release cation professor David Townsend, cially-mandatcd educational re­ responsibilities they were being most principals are dissatisfied research associate Art Aitken, and forms?; how have principals' roles asked lo assume in their work with with thc ways in which they are be­ A report on principals' percep­ research assistants John Penton and and responsibilities been influenced these councils. ing prepared to assume new roles tions of provincial reforms in edu­ David Gowans. by provincially-mandaled educa­ Townsend describes himself as and responsibilities and the ways cation during thc I990's, which Thc report, which is part of tional reforms?; and what arc prin­ being very surprised by some ofthe in which their schools provide edu­ was scheduled for release to school Townsend's ongoing research inter­ cipals' perceptions of the current research findings. "I knew princi­ cation services to students with jurisdictions March 21, paints a est in principals, contains thc find­ state of public education in Alberta? pals had concerns and thai individu­ special needs. In some jurisdic­ disturbing picture oi the state of ings of four separate samplings of Survey findings indicated that als jurisdictions and schools were tions, Townsend says, principals primary and secondary education four different groups of Alberta prin­ almost 80 per cent of principals be­ having difficulties, but il was a big believe the rapid implementation in Alberta. cipals conducted over a three-year lieved working conditions for prin­ surprise that there i.s this much la­ of policies of Inclusion has contrib­ "A majority of Alberta princi­ period from 1994 to 1996. 350 of cipals and teachers were worse in tent resistance and disaffection uted directly to a decline in staff pals differ with political decision­ the province's nearly 2000 princi­ December 1996 than they were in among the principals." morale and school effectiveness. makers and senior officials of Al­ pals participated in various stages 1992 and that 77 per cent believed From thc survey and interview While the respondents to the fi­ berta Education in their percep­ ofthe research project, with almost educational services for students responses, the researchers con­ nal survey represent approximately tions ofthe rate of implementation, 10 per cent of all principals com­ were the same (29 per cent) or worse cluded that most Alberta principals 10 per cent of Alberta's principals, the success, and even thc value of pleting thc final section entitled (48 per cent) in December 1996 than believe that the public education Townsend feels that the findings some of this province's most fun­ "Principal Questionnaire '96." they were in 1992. 83 per cent of system is experiencing serious dif­ included in the report are "pretty damental educational reforms," ac­ Interviews and surveys were principals believed the quality of ficulties and the ways in which re­ conclusive" because they represent cording to "In thc Words of Alber­ used to seek answers to three very Alberta's schools was the same (30 cent educational reforms have been the opinions of principals from ta's Principals," a report prepared broad questions: how do Alberta per cent) or worse (53 per cent) in introduced are contributing directly every district and region and every by University of Lethbridge Edu­ principals feel about recent provin- December 1996 than in was in 1992; to those difficulties, they also con­ type of school. only 17 per cent thought the quality cluded that most principals believe "The overall volume of similar STUDENT NEWSPAPER OFTHE UNIVERSITY OF LETHBRIDGE of Alberta schools was better in most ofthe "success" enjoyed by the opinion expressed by so many 1996. public education system in recent front-line educators from so many g MELIORIST Over 70 per cent of the respond­ years can be attributed to the extra different regions of the province efforts of dedicated teachers and An autonomous body, separate from the U of L Student's Union ents to Questionnaire '96 were dis­ should be cause for some alarm," SU-166, 4401 University Drive West, Lethbridge, AB TlK 3M4 satisfied with one or more aspects administrators who have continued he says. "It's probably time to take meliorism • n. (L melior, better) ofthe implementation of Site-Based to give their best despite public criti­ a very close look at what was in­ The belief that the world naturally Decision Making in their schools cism, increased work demands and tended by all the educational re­ tends to get better, and that this and half were satisfied with current diminished resources. "We were forms and what was achieved. It's tendency can be furthered by human professional development practices amazed at the number of times prin­ certainly time to take a closer look effort. for teachers. As well, fewer than half cipals commented on the hard work at the roles and responsibilities of ofthe principals were satisfied with and the commitments of their teach­ The Meliorist is the student newspaper of the University of Lethbridge, principals and talk more pragmati­ the way School Councils were ers in trying to maintain quality," cally about how principals can be published most Thursdays throughout the academic year by the Meliorist Pub­ Townsend says. lishing Society, an autonomous incorporated body. working and a similar percentage prepared for these new responsi­ Please address all correspondence to the Meliorist, 4401 University Drive, expressed concern about the extra The report also concludes that bilities." Lethbridge, Alberta, T1K 3M4, or drop it off at room SU-166. Deadline for sub­ missions is Sunday at noon. The phone number is (403) 329-2333 or 329- 3/4 went to Laff's for Laser Tag en dens for Chinese food on March 20. 2334. Rez Report March 20. As well, P 1/2 went to the The Meliorist appreciates and encourages the writing of thoughtful, con­ D/E 3 held a pool tournament in the cise, timely letters. However, the Meliorist will only consider for publication By Jeff Maser Movie Mill that night lo enjoy a much Den on March 23. There are still lots those letters which are signed by the author (special arrangements may be Reporter deserved break. K 3/4 took a trip to of floor funds to spend by the end of made for those wishing anonymity, but absolutely no psedonyms), contain the Anton's on March 23 for brunch. The April, so look for some great events authors legible name, address, telephone number and Student identification Lots of work is left to do in the Everything Centre had an Easter Party coming up in all sections of resi­ number (address, I.D. and phone number not for publication). Letters may be weeks to come, but by living in resi­ on March 22 which all theTownhome edited for brevity, clarity and legality. dence! dence there is always some great stuff The Meliorist reserves the right to edit submissions and will not print kids really enjoyed. In the near future, Rez wide events last week in­ libelous material. going on to keep people busy between events involving chicken wings, as cluded Stress and Strudel on March Editor in Chief Bonnie Johnson studying. well as rock climbing are coming up. 19. As well, Monster Marshmallow Business Manager Michelle Conway Aperture Park had a great Free time in Aperture can soon be Munch and the Super Spaghetti Copy Editor Tyler Ball icecream fest on March 24. The spent playing pool or air hockey! Slurp took place in the Zoo on March News Editor Krista Bouckaert Barbeque has been moved to April 10, Look out for these new things! 24! Huge appetites and a lot of en­ Sports Editor Stephen Tipper in hopes of giving more time lo plan University Hall had a couple of ac­ thusiasm made the events a great Entertainment Editor Michelle Matula a bigger and more exciting event! P tivities with D/E 2 going to Enjoy Gar­ (See Rez on page 5) Photogaphy Editor Tom Porter Production Manager Bobbi Scheelar Typesetter Heather Broere E Advertising Manager Blake Hill MELIORIST Advertising Designer Melissa Dustan Distribution Manager (AKA Paperboy) Darren Gogol Contributor of the Week Contributors: Pat Tanaka, Bill Halma, Elaine Costeira, J.F. Koch, Miles Poff, Jeff Maser, Shawn Schroter, Jay Zaal, James Harder, Chris Clifford, Paul Hudson for Volume 31, Issue #23 This issue was brought to you by Well...we're...going huntin, gonna kill something...don't care what it Jay Zaal and James Harder, Thanks guys, (does this mean you is..maybe a racoon, maybe a gopher...or maybe the neighbour's kids...Love them Worms! like us, too?) Come by the office, we have a gift for you... MARCH 27, 1997 the Meliorist 5 N E W S • N E VV S • N E W S • N E W S • N E W S N E W S • E W S • N E W S • N E W S • N E W S • N E W S N E W S • N N E W S • N E W • S • N E W S • N E W S • N E W S • NEWS* E VV S • N E W S • N E W S • N E W S • N E VV S • N E VV S • N Arts and Science seminar: A student perspective By Bonnie Johnson In thc class here at thc U of L, that the discussion should go in. In in doing so take responsibility for Nefsky of thc Sociology depart­ Editor-in - Ch ief thc curriculum is more varied, and thc group I sat in on, it was thc rule their own learning process. ment, and one of the coordinators brings in contemporary content in that thc professors weren't allowed Last semester, there were some for thc program. "There was one stu­ I really wasn't sure what to ex­ addition to classical works. For ex­ to speak for thc first half-hour. problems regarding thc A&S Semi­ dent in the Sciences that totally pect when I walked into Arts and ample, one ofthe books used previ­ There arc three different time slots nar series when one of the time ses­ changed her perspective after we Science 3002 Seminar class, espe­ ously in the course was Green running at present, and each one has sions was in jeopardy of being elimi­ looked at Green Grass, Running cially when I found out one ofthe Grass, Running Water by Thomas a different basis for evaluation. nated, causing conflict with people's Water, and went into Native Ameri­ presentations for thc day was "A King, a novel written from thc Na­ In this class, each student is ex­ schedules who would have conse­ can Studies." Students report be­ Brief Overview: Darwin's Over­ tive American perspective, with Pro­ pected to come into class prepared quently had to drop thc course. With coming more confident about speak­ throw of Essentialism". fessor Russell Barsh coming in to by reading thc chapter or section of thc students in the class and profes­ ing out in other classes, and the va­ What I found was a relaxed, ar­ discuss on thc topic of Native a book that will be presented on that sors working with the university, riety it brings into their own learn­ ticulate group of Philosophy, Com­ American issues. The idea behind day. After each presentation, the this was fortunately avoided. One ing. puter Science, English and many it is to bring in topics that are rel­ presenter has a series of questions of the main reasons for this almost I was only able to stay for one other majors of all different ages evant to thc students and their ex­ that are used as a basis for discus­ happening is that the course is ex­ hour of the course, but I wish I had in a fascinating discussion on evo­ periences here at our university. For sion. This proceeds in an orderly pensive to run. With a class size been able to stay for the rest of the lution and it's consequences for students that participate in both the manner, with great care being taken limit of 20 and two professors per class. I have to admit I was hooked. how we look at thc world and its 3001/3002 courses, they will receive that everyone has a fair opportunity class, it is not considered as cost Like the applied studies program, development. credit for three Arts and Science to voice their opinion. effective as some of the other this course is on thc cutting edge of Started three years ago, Arts courses, which go towards filling Since the topics being discussed courses offered. In order to keep the innovative education, which recog­ and Science 3001/3002 arc what's your GLER. For those that partici­ aren't always in the facilitating pro­ class running, they have to keep nizes the advantages of moving be­ considered capstone courses, pate in only one ofthe sections, they fessor's field of expertise, this is a each section running close to or at yond the traditional classroom. For found mainly in the United States, will receive credit in a 3000-level valuable learning experience for capacity. For the students and pro­ more information on this amazing but also to a smaller extent here in unspecified area. them as well. With students from fessors participating in the class class, contact Marilyn Nefsky in So­ Canada. In most cases, it has a set Although there are two profes­ all the different disciplines partici­ however, the benefits far outweigh ciology, check out the registration core that covers the classics in lit­ sors facilitating the class, for the pating, they can help to teach the rest the disadvantages. "It's amazing books under Arts and Science, or go erature, philosophy, and the hard most part, it is the students that run of the group from a different per- how it broadens a students perspec­ see the Academic Adviser. and soft sciences. the class and decide the direction spective than that of their major, and tive," related Professor Marilyn gible to participate in the summer stu­ Cdn. Wildlife Service, Forest Bird Mirage Sportswear, Kananaskis Vil­ dent program. SK government de­ Program, Saskatoon - Field research lage - Guest Sales Associate (asap) partments provide summer employ­ (Aprl) Town of Strathmore - Assist. Super­ Careers ment opportunities to students through Ukrainetz Guided Hunts - Camp Cook visor; Equipment Operators; Turf Spring has sprung, exams are information and details ofthe program (asap) Operators; Landscape Labourer; Hor­ looming... have you started your job contact the Lethbridge offices of Busi­ the automated student inventory. Canyon Church Camp - Cook, Care­ ticulture Laborer; Maintenance; Irri­ search?... are your opportunities ness Development Bank of Canada (Please note: this is not the FSWEP, taker, Counsellors, Counsellors-in- gation Labor; Public Works Operator blooming?! Okay, poetry is not my (382-3000) or 1-800-361-2126. Bro­ but a similar provincial program in training (Mar 27) I (Mar 28) forte?! ... However, if you haven't chures are available in CES. SK) Cdn. Widlife Service (Saskatoon) AB Pool, var. locations across AB. - started your job search, what are you JOBS...JOBS...JOBS... More summer jobs! Forest Bird Program - Research as­ Summer Students, Country Elevator waiting for ? The last day of classes Welcome to Jobs...Jobs.. Jobs... This City of Calgary - Urban Planning sistant (Apr 1) System & Agro Farm Supply Centers is only 3 weeks away do you know segment of Career Connections will Summer Student (Apr 3) Town of Coalhurst - Census Takers, (Mar 30) what you'll be doing this summer?? provide you with a brief listing U of L Conference Services - Confer­ Labourer (Apr 18 by 4:30 pm) Fineline Vegetation Control Inc. - Time's a wasting - so, get organized, of some of the jobs (with deadlines) ence Host; Conference Host - RA Sagitawa Christian Camps - SEED Custom Applicator Equipment Opera­ up-date your resume and make con­ currently available through the Career (Apr 2, 12:00noon) leader, Secretary, Lifeguard, First Aid tor; Agriculture Herbicide Applicator tacts (you know, NETWORKING!). Resources Centre. Regional Municipality of Wood Buf­ Attendant/Nurse, Counsellors (June (Aprl) Federal Student Work falo - Regional Youth Planner, Youth Employers are actively recruiting... Hell's Gate Airtram - tram operators; Experience Program Program Leader, Youth Program As­ 1) but they can't recruit you if you're public relations; ticket sales; sales If you haven't filled out an FSWEP sistant II, Parks Events Programmers, Tall Timber Leisure Park - Head Life­ not in the game. clerk/cashiers; restaurant positions (all Application, it's not too late.. Federal Parks Patrol II,(Mar 28 @ 4:30 pm) guard/pool Operator, Lifeguard/Swim STUDENT BUSINESS positions will be filled by May 31st) Government Departments are actively Changing Seasons, Banff - Retail Instructors (Apr 7) LOANS 1997 Moraine Lake Resort - naturalist; front accessing the inventory. You can't be sales (Apr 30) Kananaskis River Adventures Ltd. - Starting your own business is one desk; canoe attendant; gift shop; night selected unless your application is in! Chinook Arch Regional Library Sys­ River Manager (Apr 4), River Guide way to guarantee yourself a job this audit and more (asap) Pick up a form in CES. tem - Summer Reading Program (April) summer. If you're a full-time stu­ Pembina Valley Camp and Retreat Saskatchewan Public Service- Coordinators (Apr 15) Mirage Adventure Tours Ltd. - River dent returning to school this fall and Centre, Manitoba - Counsellors, Head Summer Student Program Park Side Holdings - Landscape La­ Guide (asap) legally entitled to work in Canada, Cook (Jun 15); Head Wrangler (Apr If you are normally a resident of SK bourers (asap) Dickie Dee - Manager (Apr 1) the Student Business Loans program, 15); Assistant Wrangler/Maintenance, part of the government of Canada's and you are currently attending Uni­ Town of Rocky Mountain House - Camp Shagabec, Cypress Hills - Student Summer Job Action Pro­ versity full-time and will be return­ Summer Engineering Student (Apr 9) Camp Mgr./Caretaker; Camp Cook; gram, is offering loans of up to $3000 ing to school in the Fall, you are eli­ Assist. Cook (Mar 31) (see Careers on page 15) to help you start a business. Students must send in their application and business plan be­ tween April 1 and June 20, 1997. For rvCZ... Why work for peanuts (continued from page 4) success. The Easter Eggstravaganza when you can sell them? will be judged on March 26. Ifyou have any creative ideas about what to do with a dozen eggs talk to your RA! Other miscellaneous things around rez include the Road Rash which is being greatly anticipated. If you aren't on a team, come out and watch on April 5 in Far West Lot. Starting your own business is one way to guarantee yourself a job this summer. Also, don't forget to pick up your If you're a full-time student returning to school this fall and legally entitled to work in Canada, the Student Business Loans ABC Cab tickets. A free burger is Program, part of the government of Canada's Student Summer Job Action program, is offering loans of up to $3,000 included in the ticket price. Lots of to help you start a business. great entertainment will be there and door prizes will be given out Details are available at any branch of the Business Development Bank of Canada, Human Resource Centres of Canada, throughout the night! Ifyou ordered Human Resource Centres of Canada for Students, any branch of the Royal Bank of Canada or the National Bank of Canada. a rez t-shirt they should be available in the first week ol April! Ifyou have Just come to us with your idea, and we'll see what we can do about putting you to work for someone you really like. You. some unwanted clothing that you Call toll-free: 1 888 INFO BDC (463-6232). don't want to move back home, drop it off in C410 or P100 by March 29.

All donations will go to a local char­ Human Reeourcea Developpemem de* NATIONAL BANQUE ROYAL BANK Development Canada reasources humainea Canada Bdnque de developpement du Cdnddd BANK NATIONAL E ity. ••• BANQUE ROYALE Have a great Easter weekend everyone! Good luck finishing Canada upcoming assignments! 6 the Meliorist MARCH 27, 1997 \l . i-• i) I T O K I A L • I I) I T O R I A L • H D I: I) I T 0 R I A L • I) 1 T O R I A L • E I) I T O R I j R 1 A L • E D I T 0 RIAL* |. i) | T O R I A L • E D I T O R 1 A L • E I) 1 T 0 L • E 1) 1 T 0 R 1 A L • E D I | o R | A L • E I) I T O R I A L • E D I T 0 R I , EDIT R I A I • 1 i) I T O K 1 A 1. * f-: 1) 1 T 0 R I A 1 . j L • E D I T O R I A I 1) I T O R I A L • E I) 1 1 0 ...Stick this in your pipe and smoke it.... on advertising and situations like this For the past few weeks, those of rather people didn't smoke around mc terms of paying wages, buying supplies thing I personally find interesting. will occur. If anyone would like to you that actually read the paper may if they can help it. But I'm not going to and repairing equipment, etc. We need comment on this issue, my e-mail ad­ have notice the full color cigarette ad make someone feel like a social pariah the revenues generated from advertis­ Thc argument has been raised that that covers almost an entire page con­ for doing it either, especially if that's ing to make up the other half of our when someone smokes, it doesn't just dress js tained within the Meliorist. For your their only real downfall. If Mother budget, which is used for the cost of pro­ affect them, it affects everyone around [email protected], and personal edification, it's on page 8 this Theresa smoked stogies, I wouldn't cut duction (cost of printing which varies them. When someone drinks a beer, you can provide us with some input week. her down for it. according to si/.e, if color is used) and they're the only one it affects. I would on where you think the boundaries in It has raised both thc eyebrows and It's a full color ad which the com­ other little extras, like equipment up­ disagree with this. The fact is that alco­ what we accept for advertising. I can't ire of some people here on campus. pany is assuming complete financial dates (our computers are ten years old). hol damages families, marriages and guarantee we'll follow these sugges­ More than one person has come up to responsibility for; the newspaper does Since this paper ha.s been printed there lives, when taken to extremes. Dmnk tions, but they will help to guide us in myself and members of our staff to ask not take a loss. In fact, it benefits be­ have been liquor ads (Tequila Sau/a. for driving kills. the future when we have to make dif­ what's up. Other mature individuals cause it provides color for another three example) and other tobacco ads (Colts The cigarette ad does not glorify ficult decisions like this in the future. have stuffed defaced copies of the pa­ pages ofthe paper. Now I know that's Mild). The Herald has been running a smoking, unlike some of the ads we For your further information, per w Uh the new Student's Union offi­ not anything to get excited about, but it much bigger version of this ad as well, have had which glorified drinking. I some ads sponsored by tobacco com­ cials smoking and some rather snotty does help to break up the monotonous and if they didn't think this compro­ would like to think that being in univer­ panies will be running for the remain­ comments written across it. I think that Globe and A/a/7-ish look of black and mised their morals, I would have to say sity, we are able to think for ourselves, ing three issues. If there is anyone it is time that I disclose the decision white. In addition, 1 page of ads pays the same thing for us as well. and that an ad for cigarettes that says its out there willing to provide the $580 behind the placement of that ad within for three pages of news. I figured that This semester, there have been nu­ new filter design won't irritate your / issue that these ads bring in to keep the Meliorist, and let it stand as the fi­ thc student body would rather have a 16 merous bar ads promoting cheap alco­ throat as much as it used to will not sud­ them out ofthe newspaper, we would nal and official word on the subject. page newspaper these past weeks than hol, and such events as a screaming or­ denly make us rush out in a mad urge to be more than happy to oblige you. When the advertising company a 12 page paper, because without that gasm contest, something which I find start smoking. called and asked if we were okay with ad the money just wasn't there. personally distasteful and demeaning. Unless we are able to increase rev­ running the ad, it was a difficult deci­ Student levy fees only cover the ba­ Not one person has complained about enues through increasing the student sion to make. I don't smoke, and I'd sic cost of running the newspaper, in these advertisements, which is some­ levy fee, we will always be dependent ^W1TL.»* bugs but it just so happens I like beer quite a eration Alberta farmboy and proud ol STUDENTS! $ Redneck! bit. While some people get a kick out of it. I was raised on Tommy Hunter and Return Over the past year I regret to say I dyeing their hair with Kool-Aid and at­ Hockey Night in Canada, and to me have been much too liberal (!) in my tempting to smoke anything that burns, picking rocks and running cattle ain't Fly for opinions regarding life, love and the I like to drink beer. Remember the all that bad! For those of you who think pursuit of happiness. However, the House of Lethbridge, it is our cultural I'm out to lunch, just remember, the Redneck is about to unleash his fists of duty! The fact you can buy hemp hats, next time you're listening to Rainbow fury on thc unsuspecting student body. necklaces and probably underwear and ButtPlugs or piercing one more un­ LONDONm Let me tell you why... not find a Pilsner hat anywhere in this When you book one of these Contiki Holidays: charted orifice, that it was those of us I come from a town/hole in the city is criminal! generations ago who farmed, ranched, southern half of the province that is best THE ULTIMATE EUROPEAN ^ ULTRA BUDGET - Camping Tour Why does this institution fight lived right and listened to country or­ described as a suburb of hell as well as visit 1 7 European countnes in 46 days! Visit 17 European countries in 45 days! against all things good and Conserva­ chestras who fought for the right to do From M6/eJay; includes most me-ils. From %70/d.y. includes most mots. being home of the corniest pizza com­ tive? Why does the mere mention of Ian what ever your little heart desires to­ mercials on television (you watch 2&7, THE EUROPEAN ADVENTURER (it* ULTRA BUDGET - Camping Tour Tyson make the purveyors of music in day. It's time the self-righteous bleed­ Visit 12 European countnes in 27 days! • Visit 13 European countnes in 35 days! figure it out). I came to school in this institution cringe in disgust? And ing heart Liberal asses of this world From J93/day; includes most rrreals. From (66/day; includes most meals. Lethbridge under the assumption it was just because I vote yes to reform and got a swift kick into reality before wc still part of Southern Alberta, but eight Return airfare for $519* to London is also available In conjunction think Quebec is thc spoiled brat of suffer the consequences of a society with seueral shorter duration lours months later I have to conclude that Canada does not make me racist. Yes slowly going crazy. All you righ-wing ASK US FOR DETAILS AND A FREE BROCHURE! some ofthe things I have seen here make this is University, and I realize I will be me think I'm on another planet, and Conservative Westerners Rise-up! o bombarded with new ideas, but people Bring on the Redneck Revolution!! On a Contiki tour you spend more time needless to say some of what I see (you know who you are), I think you HOLIDAY* distrubs me. Thank you. having fun, because all the details that can make would find there are enough chairs J.F. Koch There are little things like the fact travelling a chore are taken care of, Your nearest around in U-Hall, you don't have to sit [email protected] you can't get Pilsner in draft. Yes on the floor. And now, when you book one of the HTRAVEL CUTS Noneck, I am talking about beer again Yes I am a Redneck, a fourth gen- above tours — ar Travel CUTS, you 1414 Kensington Road NW ally good question that we could sink it is a B. Why can't ther be parody for qualify for return airfare to London, Calgary Redneck! 531 2070 our (Journalistic?????) teeth into. So the whole university? I mean if I trans­ England from Regina, Saskatoon, In picking this week's topic my Owned and operated by Ihe Canadian hold on folks...! would like to vent my fer to U of C with a 78% that is listed Calgary, Edmonton or Vancouver.* Federation ol Students friend and I realized that we had many spleen for you. as a C+ they will assume that it is ac­ different things lo bitch about, but up The first thing that comes to mind is • Offer for full timo students wrth valid International Student ID Card (ISIC). Tour must commence by 09 May tually a 66% by their scale. We should 1997 and must be paid in lull by 31 March 1997. Valid tordeparture s from Regina. Saskatoon, Calgary. until now we had not really discussed women. Now I know you. Men are have the same scale from class to class Edmonton or Vancouver only. For airfares from other cities checx with Travel CUTS/Voyages Campus them. Also we were at a loss for a re- thinking...yeah right we all have and if not at least from dept. to dept. I that problem. Well okay, I admit also think that we should have a stand­ it is not just my problem...it is our ardized marking scheme between us problem. Anyway, what bothers and the U of C IE a C is 65% , a B i.s and ood ^ me is that I have been at this fine 75%, and an A being 85%. Every se­ t& ring institution for several months and mester around finals there are two or have yet lo meet a nice girl who three TLF's that raise the same issue. I c& is not A) Emotionally Disturbed think it should change...now, Damn (Crazy), B) A raving alcoholic, "The Man"...next! C) Only interested in one thing The final thing that bothers me is Come See How We Have Changed _ (woo hoo) or D) Willing to over­ the petty politics that go on in the SU, look my advanced years and thin­ CKUL and, dare I say it, this fine pub­ * <26&t6frcv^> 'Pi**** ning hair. You would think that lication, I have heard stories of the U of L would be a veritable backs tabbing and political opportun­ hotbed of intelligent ism. This type of crap need not hap­ beauties...AU CONTRAIRE. It is pen. We are all here to get an educa­ a hotbed of conservative attitudes tional experience, not to get a taste oi and hostile rejections...Okay I corruption and influence peddling. will move on. People have the right to express their The second thing that both­ opinions and have their concerns rec­ ers me is: Where is the Loose ognized. But they don't have the right Ladies Cab? What is that? You to set their own agendas while in places ask. Well-let me tell you. It was a of power and influence. Hidden agen­ Cab that involved good clean fun das and abuse of power are like pel coupled with alcohol induced de­ rattlesnakes...you never know when bauchery, It went a long way to­ they are going to jump up and bite you ward fulfilling sections C and D in the ass. Beware new SU exec... of my first peeve. It was the high­ These are the things thai most light ofthe school year not long bother me about the U of L...I know ago. If anyone out there remem­ that they are not as important as some bers please E-Mail me and we of you may be able to come up with will swap stones and fond but, nevertheless, they are what both rememberances. I wish that you ers me. If anyone would like to com­ all could just lei go and have fun ment on the marking scheme please the way I did a few odd years ago. feel free to e-mail me. Thank you for TODAYS Bung back the loose •P>ECIAX your attention. • ladies...Moving right along. The third thing that bothers me is ihe marking scale, in some Myles Poll %> •a classes 75',; is a C and in others [email protected] HELP WANTED ("The Students' Union will be accepting applications for the following Positions until Aug. 15, 1997. Pick up an application or drop off your resume at SU1 au. W vjtvto* * Part Time Receptionist Students' Union Office SBJ^S** * sales Clerk - Service Centre * Maintenance Technician / Food Court * Recycling Coordinator * Bartenders & Servers - The ZOJ * security - The Zoo * Satewalk Coordinator For more information call 329-2222

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Executive Council: March 27 @ 1:30pm SU180 General Assembly Help Wanted April 10th @ 6am * Maintenance Technician Full Time, year round employment Applications Close April 15/97 To Commence May 1, 1997 Help Wanted For more information please CKUL is now seeking applications for contact the Students' Union I appointment to the following administrative Office SU180 or phone 329-2222 positions for the 1997/98 year of operations: 1. Librarian 2. Volunteer Coordinator 3. Production Director 4. Music director I 5. Spoken Word Coordinator 6. News Director 7. Web Site Coordinator 8. Marketing & Public Relations Coordinator the ZOO 9. Training Coordinator 10. Sports Director All students, faculty, staff & community members yr* teoturinq soloist are John MoprocKS eligible to apply for these positions. Previous ^ 1 ft experience is not necessary. Please submit Seflk 5pm - 7pm resume & cover letter prior to March 31 to station manager in SU164 C, by fax (329-2224) or by email: April 4th [email protected]. Applicants will be contacted No Cover Happy Hour I for interviews the first week of April. For more i 8 the Meliorist MARCH 27, 1997

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Health Canada advises that smoking is addictive and causes lung cancer, emphysema and heart disease. MARCH 27, 1997 the Meliorist 9 E N T E R N M E N T « T E R T A I E N T • E N What's Up With CKXJL? By Chris Clifford students have to pay if they attend issue again. Thc possibility of up­ as a branch ofthe Students' Union. modernize thc work of CKUL. Also, Staff Writer school a compulsory fee, similar to grading an existing tower on thc Thc solution to this is to split from the training booths along with other the athletics fee or the fee for the North side of Lethbridge is intro­ the Students' Union and become au­ items will make it possible for CKUL is thc University of Meliorist. The referendum results tonomous. In order to apply for so­ CKUL to meet thc guidelines of Lethbridge Students' Union radio were that students supported pay­ ciety status, which is what they broadcast set out by the CRTC, the station. Right now they do not ing more for the radio station. The need, they will have to create a con­ governmental licensing body re­ broadcast on the air, they only have new fee is $3/scmcstcr. stitution, by-laws, and a financial sponsible for what you hear on Ca­ a couple of speaker location set­ Thc next step was some capital agreement with the Students' Un­ nadian airwaves. ups in the Students' Union Build­ expansion. It is tough to go on-air ion. In April 1997 these will be pre­ In the fall of 1997 CKUL hopes ing and a connection through Ca­ without a broadcast tower. After sented to the Students' Union, com­ to receive the permit to build and ble TV. lengthy talks, the University Board plete with details on the new CKUL test thc broadcast tower from Indus­ Realizing that most people do of Governors approved a loan to the Board of Directors. try Canada. The original site is the their listening in their car, CKUL Students' Association of $60, 000. With this in place, CKUL hopes one that has been decided on, and decided to go on the air. But, there This loan has a term of three years to upgrade the CKUL offices over will be pursued. With the construc­ arc many steps to achieving this for the payback, and along with the the summer of 1997. Some of these tion and testing done, CKUL hopes goal. loan came approval for a site on upgrades include the creation of a to broadcast in the spring of 1998. Thc first step was to gather a which to build the broadcast tower. training booth, the creation of new Looking for more information? larger revenue to help pay for some This set of events occupied time duced. At the same time, a broad­ office space, new booth equipment Any questions about CKUL can be of the costs. In March 1996 CKUL from March to May 1996. cast license is applied for, and this for the actual broadcasting, and the directed to Aaron Nakama, Station had a referendum through the Stu­ In June of 1996 there is another also becomes an issue. upgrade ofthe music library. These Manager, who can be found in SU- dents' Union to raise thc student stall in the construction of a tower. In December 1996, CKUL finds upgrades will help streamline and 164. levy. The student levy is what the The site for the tower becomes an out that they cannot attain a license Success at U of L Art Show The Division of Arts' annual Juried Student Art Exhibition will be running from March 24 to April 4 in the University of Lethbridge Art Gallery (W-600). The exhibition gives students a chance to have their art critically as­ sessed in relation to a group exhibition, as well as to learn about the selection process and about how the curatorial point of view is reflected in the selection. The exhibition also gives students a chance to present their work in a professional context of a gallery and to experience feed­ back from an audience. Special achievement awards were presented on Friday, March 21 in a above: Sue Borland "Buried reception hosted by the Students' Union. The following students were Alive" Feb. 1997 recipients of awards, and their works can be found on display in the right: Spencer Court "Profile Gallery. Enigma" Oct 1997 Southern Alberta Art Gallery: Division of Art Awards: Fired clay Nina Palmer Jay-Cee Thibodeau Prudence Mak above: Craig Wall "Portrait" David Lanier Awards: 1997 Movie Mill Listings Heather Hendry Students' Union Awards: Graphite on paper SHOWTIMES IN EFFECT: Friday March 2S- Thurs April 3 Kimberley Lewis Patricio Dagnino Tracy Wamsteeker Sue Borland below: Tim Smith "Black ZEUS & ROXANNE(G) 1:35; 4:20 Kathleen Quinlan & Serena McCarroll Mary-Anne McTrowe Work" March 1997 Steve Guttenberg star in this family film. Wax, roses, oil paint, metal BEVERLY HILLS NIN.TA (PG) 1:40; 4:25; 7:10; 9:45 Division of Art Faculty The Janet Cardiff Award: Chris Farley is a master of disaster - Kung Fool! & Staff Awards: Caryn Wellingtan TURBULENCE (M) 9:40 Ray Liotta stars in this Lori Stringer action thriler! "Survive the ride". 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As well, both bands have a few tracks at Shakers As many people know. Shakers' on the "Thrash Concert" copilot just has been temporarily shut down for put out by Melodiya. $5 in advance over a month due to a change of man­ Judging from current discs put agement. It will, however, be open­ forth by both bands, and by recent $7 at the door ing periodically for live shows performances by thc Primrods, Shak­ throughout thc spring and summer ers' is sure to pack 'em in on Tues­ while its management determines the day, April 1. Pick up your advance future direction for thc night spot. ticket for just $5 ($7 at the door), and To get thc ball rolling. The prepare yourself for a power rock Primrods and Tristan Psionic have musical frenzy. booked Shakers for one night to fin­ crawl back to Lethbridge By Michelle Matula the sketches into a live show. Audi­ May 1. Their last two disks Russell's long. Despite his prodigious mane Entertainment Editor ence response convinced the group Shorts (1994), and C'est Cheese of curly blonde locks, he is not a to focus on songs and gradually thc (1995) established The Worms as crazed Muppct as earlier reported Ranging from thc topical sketch comedy disappeared from Canada's Clown Princes of Humour, on the Fifth Estate. to the absurd, the Worms' hu­ their performances. Purveyors of thc Absurd and Am­ Trevor is embarrassed to pos­ mour is clean and sure to The Worms released their first bassadors of Fun. sess a psychology degree from "make your face hurt" (from cassette {self titled, 1992) while still Queen's. He spent his formative laughing!). The three-man students at Queen's, and built a The Worms are: years in Belleville, Ontario, and musical comedy troupe will strong following around Eastern Mike McCormick (6'2", M.Sc.) shakes noticeably when wc men­ be in Lethbridge on March 28, Ontario. During the summer months plays guitar, sings, and rants a lot. tion thc fact. when they will play at the top they began performing at Canada's He's colour blind, and losing his of the Lethbridge Exhibition Fringe Festivals, both on the outside hearing ; explaining both his fash­ Chris Patterson plays bass Grandstand. stages as a band, and theatrically in ion sense and his taste in music. and sings. Before he became an en­ Using clever arrange­ thc indoor venues. Mike is the tallest, oldest, most tertainer, Chris enjoyed success as ments, fun and spirited lyrics, Since the summer of '93, The and tight harmonies, the Worms have been a full time job, Worms' music finds it's roots and the group has successfully com­ in folk and acoustic rock, but pleted at least a dozen national tours ". . . Powerful... sensual. . .intellectually also borrows from Celtic, of campuses and theatres, as well as and emotionally gripping". The Phoenix Gozutle country, reggae, bluegrass, continuing to perform at summer Ali Pourfarrokh. Artistic Director surf music, and even gospel. festivals. And they've performed in Requiem choreographed by The group guarantees that the large venues with 54-40, The .Iran Paul Comelin; New Work* choreographed l>\ Mi Pourfarrokh, songs are always funny, while Skydiggers, The Waltons, Ashley and Robert La Fo«»e poking fun at life's many lit­ Maclsaac, Burton Cummings, Jann APRIL 16,1997, AT 8:00 PM tle ironies. Arden, The Irish Descendants, and Genevieve E. Yates The Worms started out as Murray McLauchlan. Memorial Centre a comedy troupe writing ra­ This tour is sans such accompa­ WORMS Tickets $15.00-$20.00 TkE Ar*Roq/\NT Available at The Yates Centre dio skits for CFRC-FM niment, however, as The Worms & Sportsplex Or Call (Queen's University) and by promote their up-coming CD (still educated and best bowler in The a paperboy, grocery bagger, gas -Ticket Centre 329-SEAT (7328) the fall of 1991, had turned title-less) which will be released on Worms. He only watches TV if it's jockey and blacksmith. Witness as rrP://www.WWWebster.ab.ca.AlbertaBallet CFL, hockey, or Star Trek. he incorporates all of these skills in an interpretive dance. Trevor Strong sings and plays Chris loves his imaginary pal any instrument less than three inches Lumpy, and hates his pancreas.

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One of Canada's foremost r&b/ 3 piece backing band. Audience par­ pop groups, the Earthtones com­ ticipation, singing and dancing, is bine their smooth, rich vocals with inevitable with the guys perform­ sly grooves on their latest release ing their original hits and some Blindfolded and Ready, which great up-tempo covers. Their cur­ they'll promote when they hit rent radio hit, "Mary (There's No­ photo by Gr< Lethbridge this weekend for two body Like You)" is their fourth to shows at the Jungle Room. mark Canada's TOP 40 Chart; prc- Thc Calgary quintet arc singer/ vious hits include "Move This •••• | : no :aHBH songwriters with a funky blend of Night," "Nol Ever Give Up," and "Bridge of Love." by Shawn Schroter without telling a lie. His wish comes starts the picture as a likable aver­ energy and style. They mix beauti­ Staff Writer true and Fletcher becomes forced to age person, but turns into a loud ob­ ful harmonies with body-rocking Their album was recently nomi­ tell thc truth, no matter what the cir­ noxious person, obviously affected rhythms to create an unequaled sen­ nated for a 1997 Juno Award for The master of comic eontortions cumstances. by his environment. sory experience. The Tones arc Best R&B/Soul Recording. Blind­ is baek. Jim Carrey is in fine form Carrey's transformation from a Much like in thc 'Ace Ventura' Dana Crawford, Scott Henderson, folded and Ready deals with prob­ with his new comedy 'Liar, Liar.' smooth talking huckster to a series, Carrey's off thc side remarks Chris Liscano, Tim Mason, and lems common to all, from losing Carrey's last outing, 'The Cable jabbering idiot is even more pro­ are loaded with social commentary. Jcsiahh (just "Jesiahh"). love and finding lust, to seeking Guy' was considered too morbid for nounced than his metamorphosis in Fortunately, none of it sounds Dana, Scott and Tim formed the wealth, fighting racism, and deal­ mainstream audiences, and it did not 'The Mask.' Obviously Fletcher preachy like it would in a John Tones in 1992 as an a cappella ing with HIV. The eleven songs on even come close to the $300 million Reede i.s an individual who relies on Hughes production. At one point a group. With the addition oi Chris the album mark the band's devel­ that Columbia expected it to make. lying to get through life, and without homeless man asks Fletcher for spare and Jcsiahh in early 1993, the band opment and maturity as singers, 'Liar, Liar' is Carrey's return to it he becomes nothing more than an change, and he yells back "Yes I can switched to a more pop/r&b style songwriters and musicians. the mainstream roots of comedy outlandish individual. Director Tom spare change, but all I want to do is with instrumentation backing up The Tones will be performing from which he came. Much like his Shadyac apparently spent $30 million get to my office without having to their vocals. Thc band's a cappella across-Western Canada in March earlier works, 'Ace Ventura: Pet De­ to make 'Liar, Liar' ($20 million on look at the decay of western soci­ roots are demonstrated in some and April, and are planning to tour tective,' and 'Dumb and Dumber,' Carrey), but there are next to no spe­ ety!". At one point Max says that his smooth harmonics featuring all the Europe in the early summer. Upon Carrey shows off his knack for physi­ cial effects in the film. This is because teacher claimed that beauty is on the members as they share the lead vo­ their return in the fall, they will cal comedy. Shadyac understood that the only inside, to which Fletcher responds cal duty. embark on a North American tour. He plays Fletcher Reede, a special effect he'd need was Carrey. "That's what all ugly people say!". In addition to being some ofthe Thc Tones will be in Lethbridge workaholic attorney, and in a sense, Putting words into how Carrey's an­ Oddly enough, Carrey's shrill most talented vocalists around, thc on Thursday, March 27, and back a professional liar. He spends next tics influence this film is difficult. character is quite likable, and funny. guys are also accomplished musi­ again on Monday, March 31 for an to no time with his son Max (Justin Practically every scene involves His honesty is humorous because it cians. Currently their live show in­ all-ages show. Both concerts will be Cooper), and his ex-wife (Maura Carrey in some way, and his expres­ exposes feelings that exist deep down cludes group members playing key­ held at the Jungle Room. Tickets are Tierncy) plans on moving to Boston sive gestures dominate the entire pic­ within many individuals; things most boards and acoustic guitars, with a available at the Jungle Room. with her new boyfriend (Cary ture. Jim Carrey is like a mixture of are unwilling to express for fear of Elwes). On his fifth birthday Max Jimmy Stewart and Jerry Lewis. He the damaging effects on others. wishes that Fletcher could go one day IX un ie LG rat sec By Shawn Schroter In reality, Donnie Brasco is an FBI audience feels as if they truly know a Staff Writer agent named Joe Pistone. He has been petty thug named '"Lefty." On the undercover for quite sometime, and other hand, Depp tries to give a sub­ 'Donnic Brasco,' Mike Ncwell's his wife (Anne Heche) has barely dued performance that feels more like conventional gangster drama is simi­ seen him in two years. He cannot tell 'Edward Scissorhands joins thc Ma­ lar to 'Reservoir Dogs' and his wife what he is doing, or whom fia.' Depp is not a bad actor, but he i.s 'Goodfellas,' but it has an emotional he is working with because of the unsuited for this type of performance. core that is completely different. danger that they face. Eventually, Anne Heche does a great job as Whereas most Alms dealing with or­ Donnie and Lefty develop a friend­ Maggie Pistone. She has come a long ganized crime show the higher lev­ ship based on trust. No one is really way since her days on 'Another els, 'Donnie Brasco' shows the grimy interested in whether or not Donnie World.' Then there is Michael underbelly that supports it. is a "Fed" because they are both so Madsen, who sleeps through his role Al Pacino is Lefty Ruggiero a low in the organization. Although as Sonny Black. Lately, his perform­ "spoke on the wheel" for the Mafia. Lefty is involved in robberies that ances have been too similar to his He spends his days hanging out in a involve large sums of money, his cut character Mr. Blonde in 'Reservoir seedy club, with low-lives like Sonny is marginal. An inexperienced young Dogs.' Black (Michael Madsen), Nicky man like Brasco acts as a type of It is interesting that Mike Ncwell's (Bruno Kirby), and Paulie (James criminal protege/best friend for Lefty, first American film is entirely differ­ Russo). His son is addicted to drugs, who is going nowhere fast. Newell ent from anything lhal he has directed and he owes quite a bit of money to creates a distinction between the in the past, known best for films 'Four loan sharks. One day he meets Wiseguy who is a high level enforcer, Weddings and a Funeral' and 'En­ Donnie Brasco (Johnny Depp), a and an insignificant criminal like chanted April.' 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Fittingly, Hinrichson tied it up Thc Vikes won seven consecu­ Sports Editor Valley, Oregon, team followed. the Canadian national basketball at 53 with a three-point play. tive championships ending in 1986, Brent Zulyniak got the win. Jason championship is in thc Victoria's The Marauders kept it close and and last made the final in 1989 when The Prairie Baseball Academy Fraser was 2-5 with three RBIs. hands. were within four were when starter they lost to Brandon by one point, (PBA), which is composed of Uni­ The PBA then faced for the sec­ Thc Vikes defeated the number James Akrong fouled out. After that, 74-73. versity of Lethbridge and ond of their three meetings and lost one ranked McMastcr Marauders it was all down hill for McMaster. Victoria beat Brandon 84-64 in Lethbridge Community College by the football score of 19-16. 84-73 on Sunday in front of 5,500 All-Canadian guard Titus the semi-final and McMaster beat students, made the championship PBA actually outhit the Eagles 17- fans Channer was limited to 20 points Laurcntian 84-79. game in a pre-season tournament 15. Sherman Martinson took the at thc Halifax Metro Centre. after scoring 25 and 37 in his last There is a Lethbridge connection held in Twin Falls, loss. Maloff was 3- Once again Eric Hinrichsen, the two games. He made only five of in all this. It was Victoria who ended Idaho, last weekend. 4, Chris Moreside CIAU's player of the year, came 16 shots from the Held. Much of Lethbridge's season when they They lost the final 11- was 3-6, Kruk was up big for the Vikes. He had 20 the credit goes to Donnie swept the Horns in the final of the 1 to the hosting South­ 3-5 with three RBIs points and 14 rebounds. Hinrichsen Fitzpatrick, who guarded Channer Canada West. Victoria guard Seth ern Idaho Eagles. and Rob Linstrand was also named the tournament and had four steals. Adler, whose father Allen Adler is The Eagles shut the was 3-5 with four RBIs. MVP. Statistically, the Vikes ham­ a professor at the U of L, scored 20 PBA out 8-0 in their A late 10-1 surge by McMastcr mered the Marauders. Victoria points in the championship game. first round robin game. The PBA saw Victoria down by six points at outrebounded McMaster 43-32, The PBA's fate was faced the Eagles sealed when Chris once again in the fi­ Gillette hit a grand slam. PBA had nal, and the PBA lost to them for Pronghorn women's basketball review only four hits. the third time in the tournament 11- By Stephen Tipper a season that started with such opti­ throw percentage with 67.7 and was The PBA then rallied to beat 1. Sports Editor mism should end in such disaster. eleventh in scoring with 9.6 points Ricks College 15-10. PBA scored Aqil Samuel was the star ofthe Fifth year forward Deborah per game. seven runs in the last two innings. tournament for the PBA, as he The Pronghorn women's bas­ Hubbard was thc Horns' leading Crystal Kain, who played this PBA reliever Ryan Haines got the went 15-19 during the tournament. ketball team finished their season lady throughout the season..She was season after a two year hiatus, win. The PBA's Brad Maloff was The PBA had lost all eight of a disappointing 6-14, two games sixth in Canada West scoring with scored 8.9 points per game and had 2-5 with a double and a home run its previous spring ball games. out of a playoff spot after it seemed 13.2 points per game, second in field 6.3 rebounds per game. while Delton Kruk was 3-5 with They play in Northern Idaho this halfway through thc season that Hubbard, guard Joanne Clark two RBIs. weekend. they had a reasonable chance to and forward Anne Trenholm played make thc playoffs. their last year of eligibility for the In thc last weekend ofthe sea­ Horns in the 1996-1997 season. Thc son thc Horns were swept by the big question for next year will be UBC Thunderbirds, who the Horns how the Horns can replace those were competing for the last playoff three key players, who provided so spot with. Thc Horns lost by four percentage with 54.5 percent, fourth much leadership and experience this BEFORE YOU JOIN and six points against UBC, two in rebounding with 7.7 per game and season as well as crucial buckets. heart-breakers for the Horns. fifth in free-throw percentage with Recruiting for next season will It was a terrible second half for 72 per cent. She was also a team be even more important for the team the Horns. They won just one of leader, showing the way both on and now than ever. They will also have their remaining 10 games, and their off the court. to count on getting more production THE RAT RACE only win came against last place Kym Foley had a good year too. out of their up-and-coming players Saskatchewan. After such a prom­ She was fifth in rebounds with 7.1 such as Alex Young, Jen Duff and ising start, it was indeed bitter that rebounds per game, sixth in free- Jan MacLellan. Player Profile Sarah Coleman POINT YOUR MOUSE By Stephen Tipper start off fast and end just as fast. in her third year has found focus in Sports Editor Coleman prefers to run outdoors her life and is determined to give it instead of the indoors running that her best shot, Pronghorn track athlete Sarah the athletes do for Canada West. In- <<4 IN OUR DIRECTION. Coleman has her sights set firmly door running is boring and the track on fulfilling her career goals and is too short. improving her times in the 1500m fc> She started running seriously in and 3000m. grade 11 when she joined a club in Coleman is a bio-chem major at the Crowsnest Pass called Fast the U of L, and after she has fin­ Track. ished her degree Coleman will be The race goal for next year is to going into medicine. Coleman will improve on her Canada West times. be taking the MCAT, which is the If an athlete doesn't try to improve medical entrance exam, this sum­ then what's the point of running in mer. Ideally, Coleman would like the first place? to go into sports medicine but will The Canada West, held in Win­ take whatever is out there. nipeg this season, was fun because Being around people and help­ of the party after it was all over, ing people are two major reasons Coleman says. It was worth going why Coleman is pursuing a career for that reason alone, plus the in medicine. If for some reason she chance to see high-calibre athletes CRUISE BY OUR WEBSITE TO WIN A '97 NEON doesn't pursue that path, she'll compete. teach high school biology or math. She ran the Moonlight Run last The Bait: A In.mil new Neon you don't win, you'll still qualify Coleman says she races because weekend in the 6km category, and she gets a high that is even better she finished in the top ten. Coach from Chrysler (approximate retail for a $750 Graduate Rebate on than being drunk, it's a good way Gemer was there, actively encour­ value S 14,600). 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The prob­ ing a rival with the U of C they may thus seems to be Lethbridge's big­ Sports Writer versity of Regina arc the two big lem, however, is that the teams (\o of had a little more incentive and the gest rival because they arc consist­ Saskatchewan Universities so, they not have a definite rival university result was winning more games and ently needing to beat them. UBC has U of Vic, U of A has U are big rivals. team and this may influence their having a decent season. Overall Lethbridge does not of C, U of Regina has U of Sask.. U The big Alberta rivalry is the play. The men's hockey team has have a definite and constant rival. of Winnipeg has U of Man but the University of Calgary versus the For example, in men's soccer the faced U of A in the semi-finals for Lethbridge is not a big city univer­ big question is. does Lethbridge University of Alberta. Lethbridge Horns have not had successful sea­ two years in a row and have built a sity and it is not located close have a rival team in University sport ha.s support al other locations, but it son records in the latest years. They small yet evident rivalry with them. enough to any other university ex­ and docs it influence their play? is mainly the support of alumni or have played some solid games This rivalry is not as strong as the cept the U of Calgary. The U of C Most rivals have a relationship parents of participators rather than against teams in the league but, the Calgary and Alberta battle since and U of A arc the big rivals. with the location ofthe city/univer­ a definite cheering section. The only team that they could have pos­ those teams are the top ranked teams If there was another small uni- sity involved rather than the close­ other two Alberta universities are sibly fought was U of Saskatch­ and are the two big Alberta cities \ ersity which thc teams would play ness ofthe teams standings. For ex­ bigger rivals because they arc thc ewan. U of Sask was the second last almost creating a natural rivalry. As consistently, they would have a ri­ ample, UBC is just a short ferry two big cities. Thc teams from these placed team but, they were still 6 a result, the games between these val. Having another small univer­ ride from U of Vic and they have an two cities are always faced against points up on thc team. The Horns. teams arc much more electric than sity would give them a similar, if opportunity to play each other more each other regardless ofthe sport. It if they had a definite rival could those against Lethbridge. not equal team situation which often and can draw a crowd support has even brought about the term have had thc chance to win more For swimming and track and would allow both teams to benefit for each team at cither location be­ "The Battle of Alberta" for the com­ games or at least play other teams field the closest rival geographically from each other's performance cause of there close distances. petitions between these two teams. better because ofthe belief that they is Calgary but again, the U of A is a against them. The other universi­ For the University of Manitoba Lethbridge University sport just have to defeat the rivals. much more intense rival for them. ties have a rival team already and and the University of Winnipeg it is teams have at one time or another The women's soccer team had a The Men's basketball team big­ their records show that they have a cross town rival as both universi­ been faced with a challenge to de­ better season. They were fighting for gest rival is UVic, but the team had consistently good teams. They ties are located in Winnipeg. Uni­ feat one of the two teams in the a better placing. They were fight­ many rivals as they had to defeat bring out thc best in each other. ing against U of Vic, but they three nationally top ranked teams in Having a rival in thc conference showed solid effort against both thc the CIAU. For the last few seasons would benefit the teams, because top Alberta teams. Their best rival thc Horns had to defeat the Univer­ it would give them a team to look was against the top team the U of C sity of Calgary to make the playoffs. forward to beating them, and this Dinos. They only lost to the Dinos Unfortunately they did not do would give them better spirits to because they could not score. Their that for two of those years. Calgary go into other games. effort was commendable. By hav­ Final CIAU women's basketball stats Women GP W L FA Three-point percentage (Top 15) Victoria 20 17 3 1419 1177 34 A M Pet Alberta 20 15 5 1383 1222 30 Tamara Carruthers, Vic 45 24 53.3 Calgary 20 13 7 1378 1261 26 Amy O'Reilly, Mem 108 49 45.4 UBC 20 8 12 1222 1239 16 Kim Grant, Sas 43 19 44.2 Lethbridge 20 6 14 1168 1284 12 Kisa Koop. Vic 49 21 42.9 Saskatchewan 20 1 19 1159 1546 2 Jennifer Johnston, PEI 82 32 39.0 Jennifer Firmani, Bro 46 17 36.9 Scoring (Top 25) Megan Dalziel, Vic 49 18 36.7 GP FG 3FG FT P Avg Rena Wesolowski, Gue 49 18 36.7 Terri L Johannesson, Man 12 128 4 46 314 26.2 Kristy Newton, Gue 69 25 36.2 Vicky Tessier, McG 20 181 1 152 517 25.9 Jennifer Stacey, McG 156 56 35.9 Theresa MacCuish, SFX 19 162 10 93 447 23.5 Stephanie Glancey, Que 78 28 35.9 NO MORE Carolyn Wares, Dal 20 173 2 110 42 23.1 Shelley Dewar, Ltn 35 12 34.4 Trena Mott, Reg 15 101 19 84 343 22.9 Jadranka Crnogorac,StM 135 46 34.1 Lisa Koop, Vic 20 148 21 86 445 22.3 Nadine Barnes, Rye 56 19 33.9 HANGING Natalie McVicar, Wpg 15 75 26 98 326 21.7 Cynthia Hitchcock, Con 110 37 33.6 Karen Jackson, Yor 20 151 0 116 418 20.9 Jennifer Johnston, PEI 20 101 32 88 386 19.3 Free-threow percentage (Top 15) AROUND Janice Moseychuck, UCB 12 59 10 79 227 18.9 A M Pet Lynn Robertson, Aca 20 164 0 47 375 8.8 Natalie McVicar, Wpg 109 98 89.6 AIRPORTS. Jadranka Crnogorac, StM 20 76 46 73 363 8.2 Lisa Koop, Vic 96 86 89.6 Majorie Kelly, Man 15 121 0 30 272 8.1 Bonny Munn, UNB 64 56 87.5 Never do it again. Stella Ighorcwo, Ott 18 121 0 80 322 17.9 Terena Caryk, Bdn 48 41 85.4 7.6 Get home with Canada's best student fare offer. Eireann Rigby, PEI 20 127 14 56 352 Lori Messer, Ott 88 75 85.2 Karen Arnott, Gue 14 78 14 46 244 17.4 Vicky Tessier, McG 180 152 84.4 Leighann Doan, Cal 20 134 0 73 341 17.1 Karen Ure, Rye 89 75 85.2 Jackie Simon, Alb 20 125 0 81 331 16.6 Dayna Gordon, Bdn 53 44 83.0 Calgary/Edmonton Lara Asplin, Wpg 14 92 2 39 229 16.4 Patti Hutchison, Dal 76 62 81.6 to: one-way Elizabeth Hart. 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