THE MIAMI H 3CANE Volume 82, Number 46 V Tuesday, April 8,2003

SEANNA CRONIN / Hurricane Staff ONE NIGHT OF ASIA: International Week 2003 commences with Asia Day, featuring Chinese Lion dancing by the Wah-Lum Kung Fu Group. LIFE & ART Gold Chains and Fishbone raids the Young Miss America Miami waters redefine white rap L&A interviews the veteran em ska/punk band from Los Angeles • See story page 11 7 Ml M. M • See story page 12 Photo courtesy of PIAS Records OMAR SOMMEREYNS / Life & Art Staff THE MIAMI HUKP^U THE MIAMI HI Tuesday, April 8,2003 NEWS Campus Calendar 11a.m. to 3 p.m. and with-Latin Night Don't miss the Caribbean Night Con TODAY campus, then return to the Rock for a scenes, they'll get to participate! Doors from 10 p.m. to 1 a.m. from 7 to 9 p.m. If you're looking for happiness, try ceremony including guest speakers, to the Studio Theatre in Hecht open at 8 stopping by Learning Center 170 at 8 p.m., but arrive early because seating is poetry readings by students, music and Scientist and professor of ecology SATURDAY APRIL 12 p.m. The Department of Religious singing. limited. Plan to stay about two hours and Robin L. Chazdon is the featured International Week comes to ar Studies of the College of Arts & Sciences you could win prizes! For information, speaker at the 2003 Gifford Arboretum with a Feast of Nations. Don't miss the and the Society for the Study of International Week: "Around the contact [email protected] and Sigma-Xi Lecture and Art^ International Week Banquet at Crowne Religions and Cultures present Lama World in 8 Days" continues with Opening at 7 p.m.at the Cox Science Plaza Hotel from 7 p.m. to 1 a.m. Zopa Rinpoche on the topic of "How Africa Day from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. The International Week continues their By Arnab Basu Center Lobby and Lecture Hall. The lec­ to Live a Happy Life." He will explain in fun continues with Africa Night from 7 trip "Around the World in 8 Days" with News Writer ture, titled Tropical Forest Recovery: MONDAY APRIL 14 simple terms how the very thing we are to 9 p.m. European Day from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. Legacies of Human Intervention and Join FEC in celebrating Three Days of seeking is never separate from us. Lama The festivities continue with European >f The Council of I Natural Disturbances, is free and open to Cuban Culture. The days begin with Zopa Rinpoche is director of the Save a life by becoming a blood donor. Night from 7 to 9 p.m. A Organizations [COISO; the public. The lecture, preceded by a Opening Ceremonies at 11 a.m. on the Foundation for the Preservation of the The Wellness Center isTiolding a blood the the World in 8 Days" c tour of the Arboretum and followed by a UC Patio. Come watch a children's cul­ Mahayana Tradition, a world-wide orga­ drive from 4 to 9 p.m. in the atrium. For Stanford Residential College would :ul- Week]. According to oi wine and cheese reception from 8 to 9:30 tural performance. Enjoy Cuban coffe nization of 135 Tibetan Buddhist cen­ more information, call the Wellness Suite like to welcome students to attend "A sen to help the UM co p.m., will be featuring an exhibit of pictures in traditional costume, musi ters, schools, hospitals and publishing at 305-284-5433. Slice of Life" at 8 p.m. in the Master's - cultures from around tJ sculptures and paintings on the theme of and dancing. houses. He is one of the greatest Apartment. Come Join Jessica Rios, doc­ "The theme alludes \ Regrowth, Renewal and Regeneration. Buddhist masters and one of the first WEDNESDAY APRIL 9 toral student in the School of Education, in 80 days]' Minal Ahs< For more information, contact Carol Three Days of Cuban Culture hosts a Tibetan Lamas to bring Buddhism to the for a lively evening of activities promot­ formulated in the hop< Horvitz at 305-284-5364. domino competition at 2 p.m. on the West. For additional information call Want to be on TV? Then be sure to ing Cultural Awareness as well as a sam­ opportunity to visit an Ada Orlando at 305-284-4733. attend the taping of a new improvisation pling of delicious desserts from around UC Patio. Pay $5 a pair and play against ferent regions of the v comedy show, the Canes of Comedy, to the world! FRIDAY APRIL 11 the older generation of domino players week." from the legendary Calle Ocho park as The Sexual Assault Response Team be aired on UMTV and around South International Week continues with Students say that the (SART) hosts the Take Back the Night Florida. Audience members will not only THURSDAY APRIL 10 Caribbean Day from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. you sip Cuban coffee. Winners get a next to the stage in the walking vigil at 7:30 p.m. beginning at get to watch eight hilarious UM students Some Latin flavor comes to The fun continues with a Pacific Night prize. Also, pass by and pick up a fresh­ allusion. the UC Rock. The walk will circle the perform Whose Line is it Anyway? type International Week with Latin Day from Luau from 7 to 9 p.m. But that's not all! ly rolled Cigar as you play. COISO is the umbr international and mu tions and represents tl THE MIAMI HURRICANE international student b FOUNDED 1927 News fs over 10 percent of the t An Associated Collegiate Press * COISO organizes o Hall of Fame Newspaper Nations Day, as well as Editor in SR CONSULTANT LIFE & ART EDITOR PHOTO EDITOR AD REP The Federacion de Estudiantes Cubanos been translated and published all over t social events for intern; Chief Jordan Rodack Hunter Stephenson David Eppolito William Gong Brian Poliakoff (FEC) is going to be celebrating Three Days world including the U.S., France, Spaii Ahson believes that Business NEWS EDITOR UFE&ART COPY EDITOR CLASSIFIEDS of Cuban Culture April 14 through 16. The Sweden, Russia, England, Poland, Italy a together and promote i Manager Jorge Arauz ASSOCIATE EDITOR Heather Bogus MANAGER Omar Sommereyns William Gong events will include a children's cultural perfor­ Argentina. She has taught Latin American tures. Abby Dwyer ASSISTANT ONLINE mance Cuban coffee, music, and dancing. Quite erature in the Department of Foreig "I hope that people Financial NEWS EDITOR OPINION EDITOR PRODUCER STAFF ASSOCIATE Leigha Taber Matti Waarna possibly the most exciting part of the days is Languages and Literatures since 1991 at UJ parts of the world as w< Adviser Sam Lockhart HosanaArmenteros the domino competition in which the UM ate other cultures," /! Robert DuBord SPORTS EDITOR ART DIRECTOR PRODUCTION OFFICE In 1995, she received the exclusive Juan RuL community plays against the older generation Senior Jeremy Marks-Peltz Emily Pulis MANAGER ASSISTANTS Prize for Latin American and Caribbe. understanding lead to Adviser Omar Giritli William Gong of domino players from the legendary Calle Literature, given for the first time ever to a hope that students will Sigman Splichal ASSISTANT LAYOUT Hernan Hernandez SPORTS EDITOR Kurt Panton Dorian Turner Ocho park, while sipping Cuban coffee and, of woman and to an author writing in the As part of I-We Eric Kalis Samantha Riepe course, enjoying a freshly rolled cigar as they Kristian Rodriguez Portuguese language. In 2002, Pinon attain play. The events end with watching a documen­ The Miami Humcane is published semi-weekly during the regular academic year and is edited and produced by undergraduate students at the highly prestigious Rosalia de Castro Pri; the University of Miami. This publication does not necessarily represent the views and opinions of advertisers or the University's trustees, tary, Made in Cuba: Children of Paradise, on the organized by the "Pen Club" of Galicia to re< faculty or administration. Unsigned editorials represent the opinion of The Hurricane's Editorial Board. Commentaries, letters and cartoons human rights of the children in Cuba. ognize lifetime achievements by authors wr: Spec represent only the views of their respective authors. The newsroom and business office of The Hurricane are located in the Norman A. Whitten University Center, Room 221. ing in the Spanish and Portuguese language LETTER POLICY By Leigha Taber Award-winning novelist Nelida Pinon She also is a recipient of the Gabriela Misti The Miami Hurricane encourages all readers to voice their opinions on issues related to the University or in response to any report published Assistant News Editor in The Hurricane. 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L.12 International Week allows students to * comes to an end ions. Don't miss the Banquet at Crowne experience various cultures of the globe •m. to 1a.m. By Arnab Basu Association [FSA], Indian Students Association 14 News Writer [ISA], Asian-American Students Association [AASA] and Japan Club took part in Asia Day, held on Friday ating Three Days of The Council of International Students and in the UC patio and consisting of Asian food and ie days begin with Organizations [COISO] will attempt to go "Around activities. The event was tied in with Asian-American sat 11 a.m. on the the World in 8 Days" during International Week [I- Awareness [AAA] Week. itch a children's cul- Week]. According to organizers the theme was cho-, Later, a large turnout of Gables residents, students, Enjoy Cuban coffee, sen to help the UM community experience various parents, faculty and staff were able to participate in rial costume, music cultures from around the world. One Night of Asia, a series of events that began to the "The theme alludes to the book, Around the World beating of drums and a colorful display of Chinese in 80 days,"Minal Ahson, 1-Week chair, said. "It was Lion dancing by the Wah-lum Kung-Fu Group. iban Culture hosts a formulated in the hopes that students will have the The ISA, FSA and AASA also performed tradition­ on at 2 p.m. on the opportunity to visit and actually experience the dif­ al dances that showcased the diversity of Asian cul­ »air and play against ferent regions of the world during the 8 days of I- tures. i of domino players week." "There was a lot of talent on display and I learned Calle Ocho park as Students say that the giant balloon that was setup a lot about Asian culture," Andrew Toma, sophomore, : fee. Winners get a next to the stage in the UC patio adds further to the said. "I enjoyed it." and pick up a fresh- allusion. "I was really impressed by all the time the people u play. COISO is the umbrella organization for over 20 must have put in to organizing the show?' Diana international and multicultural student organiza­ Kramer, senior, said. "My favorite dances were the ISA tions and represents the needs and interests of the ones and the coconut dance. I'm looking forward to international student body at UM, which comprises the other events later in the week." ALL PHOTOS SEANNA CRONIN / Hurricane Staff over 10 percent of the total student population. Over 20 organizations are taking part in I-Week, INTERNATIONAL BEATS: One Night of Asia features drumming and other vari­ COISO organizes other events, such as United including the Brazilian Students Association and the ous musical and dance performances by Asian student organizations. Nations Day, as well as retreats, excursions and other Polish Club. ished all over the social events for international students. I-week-continues with days and nights for Africa, themselves about cultures which they have never All that participants have to do is cut out the >., France, Spain, Ahson believes that I-Week will help bring people Europe and Latin-America. experienced. "Passport to the World" printed in today's Miami Poland, Italy and together and promote understanding of different cul­ A Caribbean day and Pacific night luau are also "I hope that students will "take the initiative to Hurricane and have it stamped by an 1-Week orga­ Latin American lit- tures. scheduled. learn about a culture that they are not familiar with," nizer on five out of the six days. nent of Foreign "I hope that people are able to experience other I-Week ends with "A Feast of Nations" banquet at Ahson said. "Then the goal of I-Week will be accom­ since 1991 at UM. parts of the world as well as learn about and appreci­ the Crowne Plaza Hotel on Saturday, open to all plished." For more information, contact COISO at xclusive Juan Rulfo ate other cultures," Ahson said. "Awareness and COISO members, which includes members of all the As a reward for participating in I-week, partici­ [email protected]. n and Caribbean understanding lead to tolerance and acceptance - I organizations that comprise COISO. pants are eligible to win two round-trip tickets to irst time ever to a hope that students will be able to experience this." Organizers hope that students will take advantage anywhere in the Continental U.S., courtesy of STA Arnab Basu can be contacted at basuarnab@hot- 3r writing in the As part of 1-Week, the Filipino Students of the opportunity offered by I-week to educate Travel. mail.com 302, Pinon attained ilia de Castro Prize )" of Galicia to rec- lts by authors writ- SpectrUM wants students to taste the rainbow tuguese languages. By Leigha Taber be Gabriela Mistral O'Donnell," Zack Armstrong, sophomore, said. However, according to the official website for the "Education is the best way to create tolerance," Assistant News Editor Is several honorary Many students realize the importance of such organization, throughout the week, SpectrUM will be Johnston said. 1 by universities in informational events. educating the campus community through tabling in Currently, SpectrUM has a support group for stu­ SpectrUM, formerly the Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual "It's important for us to learn about such important the UC Breezeway, guest speakers and lecturers and dents who may not feel comfortable attending Community [GLBC], presents Spring Awareness issues because they affect all of us, not just gays and interactive events. SpectrUM meetings that are advertised and open to iew your vehicles Week, a week when the organization strives to educate lesbians," Heather St. Pierre, freshman, said. "They On Wednesday, SpectrUM members will be wear­ the public. The support group is facilitated by a mem­ >w your Hurricane all UM students about issues that affect the gay, les­ should hold more educational events throughout the ing red armbands and engaging in silent protests in ber of the University Counseling Center staff, and all f Miami collegiate bian, bisexual and transgendered community. honor of the National Day of Silence. attendants are pre-screened to insure that their inten­ Organized by students in more than 1,900 schools tions are correct. 'our registration at Each day of the week will be dedicated to a specif­ See the schedule for across the country, with an estimated participation of For a complete schedule of Spring Awareness Week, office, simply let ic issue ranging from national issues, such as the Spring Awareness Week more than 100,000 students, the National Day of visit the SpectrUM website at www.miami.edu/stu- -place your current "don't ask, don't tell" policy of the U.S. military and the Silence has been described as the largest single stu­ dorgs/glbc. SpectrUM meetings are held every ie plate. If it is not Texas sodomy case which was recently taken up by on page 4 dent-led action toward creating safer schools. Thursday at 8 p.m. in the Flamingo Ballroom, on the tl plate (every five the U.S. Supreme Court, to issues closer to home like year because it's stuff that people may not be familiar "We participated in the National Day of Silences at second floor of the UC. additional dollars, the Florida adoption ban currently targeting gay par­ with." my high school," Sandra Johnston, freshman, said. "It t an additional $25, ents. Officers of SpectrUM could not be reached for was a really big deal because it helped bring us all Leigha Taber can be contacted at r more information, "The issues are cool. I'm curious to hear about the Florida adoption ban for someone other than Rosie comment. together." I. [email protected] mse Plate office at THEMIAM Tuesday, April 8,2003 NEWS LHURRICANE New student-run website helps 'Canes get a life * By Angelique Thomas * aspect of the site. « News Writer * "The book swap sounds like a good idea," * « David VanGroningen, a freshman majoring in m» Tired of being ripped off by the UM architecture, said. "It would be a lot more conve­ Bookstore? Looking for the perfect Friday night nient than buying from the bookstore." party or a ride to South Beach? A new website in Another feature soon to be incorporated is a Itewftranraefai Movement Sweeping the Nation! cyberspace for UM students promises to allevi­ forum where students can learn about parties Sole the t rtlt<,t. ,i * A n ,t^ o*tw*il of rtwivrti ****»$ **^«f*m $HvX <**$$ ft ate these problems and provide a forum for going on in the surrounding area. « communication exchange. "UM isn't really a party campus," Lacey .««*«. Th* m***-* hw 11 fa* M i * **4 no* «, « ft The new site, www.thecaneweb.com, was ere-, Hickle, former UM student, said. "Parties hap­ «* *** *+m4m * ^« » **** wmj ******* *m m4 ft • ft ated by students, for students. Its two founders, pen off campus, so the website is a good place to ii both UM students who chose to remain anony­ find out what's going on." « * mous, stress the separation of the site from UM Other students feel differently and say this « Did someone say Pfoteslfr « ». administration. service won't be of much use to them. ft ft. "The whole premise to the website is to give it "I don't have any problems finding parties," ft « < r > - v ten «J snt^ *& ft to students," one of the students behind the web­ Nathalie Dessources, a sophomore majoring in ft site, Mike, who chose to keep his last name, health sciences, said. "I am the life of the party." « ft» „ anonymous, said. "There are basic freedoms that According to many students, advertising for ..••••••:.; ft -mis* should be the staple of the college experience, the website has been crude and most UM stu­ S AS and we are just trying to fill that void." dents still don't know this site is available to •0 M*?m4i ft

! : Currently on the website are several message them. •sA**A, ft ' ""™ boards where students can rant and rave about "I found out about the site when one of the • - &W.4***'** 'A*y a* W27t ft 2 MI everything from sports to entertainment to sex guys handing out fliers just walked into my open Website image and dating. Pornographic images and photos of room," Josh Frank, freshman, said. "My room­ CANEWEB: The website features message boards, pictures and information- • MI UM students having fun are also posted on the mate and I were like,'Who the hell are you?' But geared toward UM students and plans to add a used textbook exchange. m website. I checked it out and figured it's pretty harmless I \M Also, soon to be up and running are areas fun." about the professor ratings, the book swap, etc., so. I M where students can post their evaluations of Frank went on to say that he signed up for the it will actually get some usefulness," Frank said. "The site sounds like a good source of infor­ H professors and a place where students can website after he saw a picture of a chipmunk Word of this new website is spreading and the mation, especially for freshmen," said Tamielle I Ei "swap" books at discounted prices. taking a hit, although he says he is looking for­ brains behind this idea have received positive Horn, freshman. "I would use it." These features of the website will be available ward to using the website for reasons other than feedback from those who have visited it thus far. by the end of the semester, and many students entertainment. Even students who have not yet had the Angelique Thomas can be contacted at feel the book swap idea will be the most useful "I think when they get some of their ideas up opportunity to visit the site say they plan to do [email protected] I \U ft ft i ft ...,. ^1*4. ft 21 ft SpectrUM's : Q Spring Awareness Week • [Rf »lh Cn 'fJWi *m "to educate the University of Miami in issues i » pertaining the gibe community' ft % Inst Monday, April 7 ft London..... $363 ft ft "Don't Ask, DorftTelf ft ft Discrimination in the Military ft and NOT Amsterdam....$290 ft . 1 Tuesday, April 8 ft jUSt Online Rio de Janeiro..$478 e "Discrimination in the Bedroom" * Anti-Gay Sodomy Laws : 3 San Jose, C.R...$306 * Wednesday, April 9 « Fare is roundtrip from Miami. Subject to change and availability, lax not National Day of Silence included. Restriction* end blackouts apply. ft National Day of Silence Project ft ft ft 100 Whitten University Center Thursday, April 10 S Km "What s wrong with this Family?" * (305) 284.1044 Florida's Anti-Gay Adoption Ban *

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-f THE MIAMI HURRJTAX^ THE MIAMI H Tuesday, April 8,2003 NEWS Hurricane Administrative Spotlight Q&A with Keith "Fletch" Fletcher, Hecht RC perspective is that they have to fit in to SAF; to be and what they want to give their them and it's really an opportunity for this Miami image - whatever they Fletch gives the students and I wanted to be a part of it. them to start learning what it is to be define that image to be, because it is a Hecht is a largely freshmen building a part of a community and begin pretty place with pretty people. I st making better choices in the future. dirt on dorm life and I love to work with the freshmen think that leads to a lot of the issues Q: What is the craziest thing and the staff here - I'm blessed with an with drugs and alcohol, and with sex­ By Whitney Friedrich you've ever heard as RC? incredible staff of student leaders who ual assault and with eating disorders, News Writer A: Students that smoke marijuana are here for the right reasons and are because they're putting themselves in their room and then get caught willing to put in a lot of those intangi­ out there in a different environment because they go to smoke a cigarette Q: What exactly does the position ble things that you can't get back - a lot and they're trying to be something of hours making bulletin boards and because they didn't want the marijua­ of Resident Coordinator [RC] they're not. I think that one of the mis­ doing things for people. na smell in their room. We've had entail? conceptions is that everyone that goes Q: What is the best part of your some people that have urinated or A: The primary job of an RC is to here is very well-off financially. And I administrate the building, handling job? The worst? defecated in their room. Some room­ think that one of the biggest sources of everything from loan key inventories, A: Best: supervising the staff and mate conflicts are crazy - some that conflict we find in the residence halls to room switches, to keeping an eye on any opportunity I have to interact can't have a speck of light in their Photo courtesy Kefth Fletcher are the issues of socio-economics. It's the facilities in the building. I super­ with the students. Part of our job is room and they duct taped the door has a source of tension and it comes back vise 22 resident assistants [RA], the expectation that our apartments shut at night so that no light'can get the problem. to that Miami image thing. administrative assistants and desk "will be open for students to have in. Q: What's the dumbest question Q: What was the most danger­ assistants. I also supervise mail oper­ places to program, to congregate, to Q: What is the most difficult situ­ you've ever been asked by an ous/frightening situation you've ation and serve as judicial hearing offi­ meet. My apartment was used a lot ation you've encountered? incoming freshman? ever had to handle? cer. All RCs essentially function as and it's great. Also, the opportunity to A: I think when you do the job that A: People will come to our front satellite offices for the dean ... noise help people start to figure out what I do or that the people that live in the desk and ask what the number for 8- A: For the purposes of protecting violations, drugs, alcohol, missing per­ they're capable of and then give people buildings do, it's difficult to pick one CARE is. We've had students that got students at UM, I won't disclose those sons, fights, fires,etc . the tools to recognize their own situation that stands out, but I would caught drinking alcohol in their situations,but in other places where! Q: Why did you decide to become unique potential. say ones where students have truly, rooms say "Can I finish this first?"W e worked... there actually was someone Resident Coordinator for HECHT? Worst: I don't really have a most truly been hurt or are so desperate had some folks throwing stuff out of a standing in the window sill of their How long have you, held this posi­ hated part of my job, but anytime I that they've run out of places to turn. window and asking, "What does it fifth floor window of their room uri­ tion? don't have the opportunity to interact For example, suicide ideation or sexu­ matter if it didn't hit anybody?" nating out the window and then he A: I have held the position less than with the students - like the paper­ al assaults, severe eating disorders, "Where can I get a good ID?" comes up decided that he was going to jump; a year. This is my first year at Miami. work, although many would think it mental health cases are the most diffi­ a lot. being the primary responding person UM is a very special place, a diverse would be the judicial part of the job. I cult things to deal with because a lot Q: What do you think is the great­ to that situation was scary. I've had to place with a lot of really good people don't really feel that way because I of times, to the people helping these est misconception new students deal with arsonists before, students who are committed to helping stu­ think every time we have the chance to folks, the answer is so clear, but the and freshmen have when coming to that have weapons or students that dents, but more importantly, they have talk to a student who's been caught for only person who can ultimately UM? have all the components in their room a vision of how they want their campus an offense, we're not going to judge change the situation is the person who A: One of the biggest ones from my to produce explosive material. Yellow Rose presents 'GENESIS' The Yellow Rose Society, an organization com­ and performed by the members of Yellow Rose prised of mostly minority women that focuses on Society that dramatically represents issues affect­ community outreach, academic achievement, peer ing young women. education and leadership in order to promote "People have said that it was better this year then unity, held their annual play, GENESIS, m last year," Christina Coleman, freshman, said. "I Thursday night in the UC l-Lounge. guess it just gets better and better every year." The Pi GENESIS is a play written, produced, directed theme for this year's play was "Sister to Sister... Words of Wisdom." This year, the play examined domestic violence and other issues. One skit depicted a girl leaving her boyfriend because of his drug use. T "It was a good thing because she made the right decision^ Coleman said. Another skit looked at roommate issues ending with one roommate moving out. ."It showed how to solve problems and make Appl things better," Coleman said. The Yellow Rose Society and GENESIS are also to nominated for a SOAR award for Excellence in Programming in performance. ALL PHOTOS SEANNA CRONIN / Hurricane Staff vflHuRRiCANE THE MIAMI HURRICANE Tuesday, April 8,2003 Want to be a part of the RC Student A^tiyity Fee Allocation Committee? they have to fit in to SAFAC manages a $500,000 budget, and supports all registered e - whatever they to be, because it is a i pretty people. I student organizations on campus. Don't miss out on this ) a lot of the issues :ohol, and with sex- exciting and rewarding opportunity! th eating disorders, cutting themselves ferent environment g to be something that one of the mis- t everyone that goes ff financially. And I ie biggest sources of i the residence halls ocio-economics. It's n and it comes back ge thing. the most danger- situation you've I le? poses of protecting won't disclose those ArAL» other places where! :tually was someone vindow sill of their v of their room uri- indow and then he was going to jump; / responding person ras scary. I've had to sts before, students ns or students that snents in their room ive material. APPLICATIONS ARE OUT

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**•••> Friday. April 11. 2003. ortr/lv Applications need to be submitted to the STIC, UC 209 by 5pm. 8 THE MIAMI THE MIAMI HURRICANE Tuesday, April 8,2003 OPINION Can I EDITORIAL Who needs housing? U do. If you've read the school paper or have spoken with a resident of the dorms recently, you've surely heard of the difficulty in securing on-campus housing for the 2003-2004 academic year. It is true that in addition to four-hour lines, mass confusion, and minimal on-campus room availability, residents are forced to sign an addendum form that grants the Department of Residence Halls the right to relegate overbooked students to the "temporary" Holiday JAAFAR CHOUFA Inn overflow rooms across the street from campus. This "temporary" solu­ tion has been UM's way out for the past three years. See back issues of The searched for a r< Miami Hurricane for previous student reaction and consternation. it in Hardaway. 1 One could speculate that the purpose of the intensive, exhaustive housing NBA god ranges sign-up process was a Darwinian attempt to weed out the weak students. to a signature Only the strong overcame the four-hour wait to have their names checked off sidekick namec on a piece of scrap paper-the rest gave up and moved off campus. Banks. The office of the Department of Residence Halls is located on the first floor Shortly after 1 of Eaton Residential College-with plenty of valuable on-campus square for the second footage and a mission to provide the best service and quality to the students cally searched who pay their salaries..Would it be better for the Department of Residence replacement an< Halls to relinquish their prime real estate to be converted into necessary Los Angeles L dorm rooms, and move off campus themselves-to the Holiday Inn? Well, maybe not the Holiday Inn (although they do sport a pool and con­ ference facilities), but somewhere where land values are less astronomical Mak: and demand for student housing isn't as high-some office building on San Amaro, perhaps. This way, more students could live closer to the center of Know what's 1 campus-and isn't that the objective of the Department? since I started a True, students housed at the Holiday Inn often have few or little com­ of Miami? Was i plaints about the experience-large pool, free maid service, cable TV, conti­ or the football nental breakfast-and those students forced to live in the hotel next year won't £?£* S/MCB 7W£ P/$Ct>V£KY OF ft&R fW>tf£S wins? NO! The a suffer any permanent damage from the encounter. When signing up for Himmmrma^hit MCKI& #K %M> ATO use tie cheerleadin housing, students were also given the obtion of choosing the Holiday Inn "MIAMI" or over the dorms, in an attempt to alleviate the inevitable mass move. Thanks Obviously, it's a to the sacrifice of those brave souls, all freshmen and most international stu­ Letter to the Editor guys [and girls dents, who may benefit more from the on-campus residential college experi­ the marketing ence (see the Department's website-based propaganda, at www.miami.edu), think of way to will be able to live in traditional dorms. In response to the recent articles in The Miami Hurricane, I is left for upperclassmen to retain their housing on campus. shorts to allow With proposals for a University Village running up\against community would like to present the student body with a different perspec­ Third, students want to remain living on campus. This since you don't roadblocks, freshmen enrollment skyrocketing every fall, and campus prop­ tive on the housing crisis that has erupted. demand is a wonderful! Evidently, life on campus is enjoyable I'll tell you what erty becoming increasingly more valuable, is it time the University of Miami Students should not be scared to live on campus. Long lines and convenient and people want to stay Until we have more First, I think considered major overhauls in its residence halls approach? Currently, the and the high demand for housing should not turn us off, and housing on campus, it will be crunch time for housing at this Magic Eye picti Department faithfully vows to provide any needy student with on-campus rather than a hap-hazard approach that we may perceive from time every year. Resistance to University Village, as we all know, housing, admittedly a Herculean endeavor. Would students prefer a lottery- the Residence Halls Office (RHO) during this years sign-up, I does not come from RHO or the university administration, but based housing system to extensive lines? At other universities, administra­ would like to present a series of events that has lead to the hous­ from city officials and residents of Coral Gables. UNIC tors work with nearby apartment complexes to establish off-campus housing ing crisis we now face. The other option is a lottery system for upperclassman hous­ with the security and atmosphere of an on-campus residential college. First, the Convocation Center was built. Like any world-class ing. Do we, as students, see this as a viable option? Currently, the I'm sorry to l Let's dump the housing system altogether-think of how much money the university, we now have a facility on campus that hosts sporting administration does not. The process of housing sign-up will be one but the TO University would save on UNICCO employees, security systems, resident events and commencement. We lost hundreds of beds from the evaluated and improved upon each year. But what we should J surrogate moth assistants, resident coordinators, resident masters, and the like. And in the apartments that were destroyed. really ask our student government to do is convey our I got to college i place of the old dorm buildings, could be constructed state-of-the-art class­ Second, the incoming freshmen enrollment will be higher feelings on an option such as the lottery system. How can we sidered an adul room and research facilities that could launch the University of Miami into than ever next year. Students want to be part of the University of make lemonade from this lemon of a challenge? Behind this cri­ one would beh; the top tier of academic institutions. Don't like that idea? Then fight for a bet­ Miami. The administration has mandated that all of these sis hides a fact we cannot deny - the University of Miami is more and more ter solution to your housing problem. freshmen will live on campus. We can almost all agree this is an becoming the world. me wrong with essential part of the underclassman experience. Limited space Jenn Deakins,Sophomore, International Studies the UNICCO stc I can say son THE MIAMI HURRICANE LETTER POLICY up after yourse The Miami Hurricane encourages all readers to voice their opinions on issues related to the University or in societal norm Brian Poliakoff response to any report published in The Hurricane. Letters to the editor may be submitted typed or handwrit- into many p Editor Jordan Rodack Sam Lockhart instead, I ask "v Senior Consultant Opinion Editor T etters with a «ioap«t«i ip-«X«f ™ may also be emailed to [email protected]. last time I che< very much effc Emily Pulis nearby trashca Art Director PUBLISHED EVERY TUESDAY AND FRIDAY THE MIAMI HURRICANE OPINION Tuesday, April 8,2003 Can LeBron James save basketball fans from Kobe? Speai In the mid- Today Kobe Bryant is everywhere has ever had. The truth is the NBA Lakers finally meet their demise in 90s, the biggest from NBA ads to Sprite commercials chooses who you are going to like and this year's playoffs and Shaq's unspo­ name in basket­ to jars of Nutella/On first impression, who they are going to market to the ken rift with Bryant becomes public If UM were to renew their ball was a player the NBA has made Bryant out to be masses. Shaq isn't that person, Kobe like it did with Penny in Orlando, Kobe contract with Chartwells, what changes would you named Penny the greatest thing since sliced bread. is. Enter LeBron James. might just be worth a Penny. Not even like to see be made? Hardaway. Q The reality is Bryant is driven more by LeBron James, the high school phe- Phil Jackson will be able to save this When Michael trying to establish a legacy for himself nom from Ohio, has never played a one. Jordan retired than being a team player and is single game in the NBA, yet the hype As for the NBA, they will begin to for the first time pathetically arrogant. Although Penny surrounding him makes Kobe look cash in on LeBron and leave Kobe out in 1993 the NBA JAAFAR CHOUFANI was mired by an injury, his fall from like a benchwarmer. LeBron has a for the vultures. So, I leave you with frantically NBA stardom came from the fact he guaranteed player contract, a 25 mil­ this: LeBron James may save us from searched for a replacement and found was incapable of leading a team on his lion dollar shoe deal, and a bundle of Kobe Bryant but will he hold up in the it in Hardaway. The "reign" of Penny as own. Ironically, when Hardaway was at endorsements waiting for him. Can long run or will he be yet another vic­ NBA god ranged from action figures the peak of his fame his teammate on anybody say Nutella? tim in the NBAs quest for unlimited to a signature shoe to a miniature the Orlando Magic was none other LeBron has Reebok, Nike, and financial gains and the next Michael Danah George sidekick named LiP Penny to Tyra than the Lakers' center Shaquille Adidas fighting over him. Kobe no Jordan? Only time will tell. Freshman Banks. O'Neal. longer has a shoe deal. Here is a rea­ "I don't think they should close at all Shortly after Michael Jordan retired The NBA expects fans to ignore the son I give Kobe to fear: his overrated Jaafar Choufani is a senior majoring during the day and I think they should for the second time, the NBA franti­ fact that the main reason Penny or Lakers are no longer the best team in in international finance and market­ be open an hour later on weekends." cally searched again for another Kobe have ever been able to exploit the league and Michael Jordan is retir­ ing. He can be contacted at j.cho- replacement and they found it in the their game is because they play with ing for the third time this summer. ufani@umiami. edu. Los Angeles Lakers' Kobe Bryant. the most dominant player basketball Sound familiar? Ask Penny. If the Making the best out of ever-shortening shorts

Know what's the best thing I've seen, Believe me, guys DMV-guys would actually look forward ing, or do you want the straight-up since I started attending the University would gaze at to taking their vision test. And it will be news from a girl's shorts? My favorite Jason Campbell of Miami? Was it the beautiful campus that thing for a a picture of Beyonce Knowles. The let­ headline: Tom Daschle making an ASS Freshman or the football team that consistently long time! And ters will go in a triangular order. It will of himself. "They should get rid of the flies. I don't wins? NO! The answer is those cute lit­ since the girl say: "THIS GIRL HAS BIG BOOTY." Am I perverted? Well look at the see flies anywhere else on campus tle cheerleading shorts with letters would be des­ What I'm doing is practical. After all, I entire UM population that can read. I except on my food in the cafeteria." "MIAMI" or "CANES" on them. perately trying am trying to save money in this crappy tell you this: if your parents never had Obviously, it's a great way to lure many to run away economy. sex, chances are you will never have it guys [and girls]. But I ever wonder if from that per­ Third, how about a ticker like the one too. Besides, if you don't want people the marketing majors at UM could SETH BLEICHER vert, it would you see in Times Square in New York? like me thinking like that, stop wearing think of way to put other things on the make the picture What better way to learn about all the those shorts. But since no one cares, I'll shorts to allow longer staring. Well, less identifiable. You would look, and things going on in Iraq than with a keep thinking. since you don't you have active minds, gaze, and stare for a long time. Finally, woman who can provide you with all I'll tell you what we can do. you say: "Hey, it's a snake!" the information you need? Would you Seth Bleicher can be contacted at seth- First, I think we all could benefit if Second, how about a seeing eye rather see the ugly faces of Dan Rather bleicher@yahoo. com. JayWetz&l Magic Eye pictures were put on there. chart? It will save lots of money for the or George Bush going on about noth­ Junior \ "They need to bring back the nachos that you cak UNICCO employees are being treated like housekeeping get at any time." I'm sorry to break the news to every­ their smelly cigarette butts and graze of picking up because the employees "forgot" to do one but the UNICCO staff is NOT our the hallways with their wonderful someone else's their jobs. surrogate mothers. I thought that when remains of last night's pizza party. And garbage-yes; I I hope that everyone who does not I got to college everyone would be con­ as if their job wasn't already stressful have actually understand the simple concept of sidered an adult-so theoretically every­ enough, staff members have to clean up seen it happen! cleaning up after themselves will even­ one would behave in that manner. But after messes created by two-year-olds I am' well tually get a huge pile of additional work more and more each day students prove just because of someone's lack of aware many stu­ dropped on their desks and a smile me wrong with their lack of respect for respect. dents at this from the boss that says: "we're paying the UNICCO staff. Some students will argue, "well I pay school are fortu­ you for it anyway." Dana Bonner I can say something lame like "clean so much money here anyway, I thought MARQUITA BELL nate enough to UNICCO is not housekeeping. They Freshman up after yourselves" but obviously, that clean-up service was included." Others have their par­ are here to keep our campus clean and Let's be honest, I'm not really a big fan of Chartwells. The only societal norm was not programmed will say "well, they get paid for it ents or housekeeping services clean up beautiful. change that would satisfy me into many peoples' lifestyles. So already don't they?" Well either you're behind them. However, there is a point would be to get a new company" instead, I ask "why are you so lazy?" The afraid of independence, lazy, or just in life where you might want to learn Marquita Bell is a sophomore major­ last time I checked it really didn't take plain dirty-pick one. -some type of independence so you are ing in print journalism and political sci­ Speak Up answers are edited for very much effort to deposit trash in a I do applaud those students who not stranded in the land of reality when ence. She can be reached at clarity, brevity and accuracy. COMPILED BY JAY WETZEL nearby trashcan. Yet, students scatter demonstrate cleanliness to the extreme we are surrounded by so much garbage m [email protected]. THE MIAMI HURRTT^ 10 Tuesday, April 8,2003

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.lAimiA igjy^ "'i-^ assified ads 221 of the | !ox 248132, e taken over I in by noon 5sue, and by sday's issue.' GOLD CHAINS dads. Rates' duates anc mA:l • — A y** idergraduate a advertising ial in nature. not guaran- ges of copy By Hunter Stephenson there. given if ad Life & Art Editor Adios tech-tonic rawness, hello standing about where I'm coming and what took you off guard? There's also a breed of white MC, American social diary read aloud in a from. Most of the hip hop kids doing I will run on namely Gold Chains, Cex and the carnival of beat lunacy. Imagine the talking don't listen to techno, or GC: I got outta college and I error, we are Snow, El-p, Haystak, Eminem, 3rd Streets, who walk through the lobby A.R.E. Weapons with love in place of psyche records, garage, punk records. washed dishes for, like, 6 months, ;rtion, if anc Bass, White Dawg, Bubba Sparxxx, of hip hop with super size boombox- violence where the message is "it's I never say anything that ain't true. I while I taught myself how to program of value. In Kid Rock, Rehab, House of Pain, Dirty es, their images liberated of cultural nice to live your life like every fucking ain't frontin' or trying to be some­ computers. It was like, "how the fuck I beyond the] White, Remedy, White Russian, the baggage, freely blasting house, IDM, night's the weekend." Rap has hitch­ thing I'm not. I don't give a fuck if am I going to make money," and I just" Beasties, Fred Durst, Sage Francis, MC punk and garage without a care for hiked a long way from the Brenx. some kid's like, "I'm a real MC and stepped up to the plate. If you're going EQUIRED in Paul Barman and, yes Robert Van tradition. All three, the former two This is a Life & Art interview with he's not." My shit is super progressive to survive in America you have to Winkle. In America, white rappers from the states, the latter from Gold Chains.' and most dudes are stuck in some hustle and work your ass off. I knew make for a motley crew of hazardous Britain, are bigger in Europe and retro sound. that from the start. In my case, I pro­ rednecks, label experiments, tortured more likely to find print in XLR8R Q: First off, when are you going grammed computers and I bought cynics and talented artists. A select than XXL. At clubs, they tend to to play a date in Miami and show Q: When did you get interested in shit loads of gear. few come correct, while the rejects induce as much head nodding and ass up our Gucci world? sound systems and ghetto blasters, stand conflicted in their showers, des­ shaking as arm folding. They're rele­ and what are the choicest ones Q: On Young Miss America, many fastest perately looking for vant and worth hearing for that rea­ GC: Hopefully, 111 be able to get youVe played or owned? of the lyrics concern capitalism bars that son. down there on the tour for this record. and economic pressures on society. aren't Gold Chains, a.k.a Topher LaFata, is I still want to play some big, cheesy GC: Well, I think my interest in Do you consider these topics to be a computer programmer with a house club. I'm all about palm trees, sound systems originated from rave- the album's main theme? degree in cognitive neuroscience and blow and Puerto Ricans and styles back in the early'90s - it sound­ in (whaaa?) claiming San Francisco. Cubans and shit. ed great to hear club music being GC: A lot of the lyrical content is Over the past two years, he's toured bumped outta big PAs. There are so more of an observation than a judg­ ice at the globe and unleashed a Casanova Q: A lot of listeners interpreted many obscene sound systems, like at ment. I'm not out to judge anyone. It's flow of glass shards across two EPs your prior work as mocking rap Trash at The End in London. I have a more like, "this is how things are and 221 of Kid 606-like glitch. Nerder than excess, but now youVe flipped the boombox that I found in a flea market do they really have to be like this?" ours. N*E*R*D, Chains' sonic anthems irony into social commentary. For - it's the sickest one I've ever seen. With the title of the album, Young like "Mountains of Coke" and the record, where are you coming Miss America, it's named after a'girl I "Rock the Parti" are tongue-in- from artistically? Q: You went to college in knew, Amy, YMA backwards. She cheek in a dual sense. A just- Connecticut. When you entered the came to represent a lot of themes on released LP, Young Miss America, GC: In terms of people comparing so-called real world, did your per­ the record as far as American society is as all over the place like SARS. me to rappers, it's a lack of under­ ception of the job market change See GOLD CHAINS • Page 15 s Townhouse /03 The White Stripes frontman exhaustive spring/sum­ bly enjoy it). It's a tale of an outre film portrays the efforts of Jack White has his own mer/fall/winter tour. Check affair between a Midwestern pro­ a journalist covering South label, Third Man Records, www.v2music.com for dates fessor and his Caribbean associ­ Africa's Truth and and is releasing an LP {Do and more info. ate, which leads them to an exotic Reconciliation Rabbits Wonder) by their island filled with voodoo and violence. Commission, which, up till first signed band Whirlwind Robert Stone's new novel, 1998, examined political Heat on April 15th. Moreover, Bay of Souls, fuses literary French actress Juliette Binoche is crimes during the time of in conjunction with their new prowess with the buzz of currently shooting Country of My racist apartheid rule in the album Elephant, the White "supermarket" thrillers (i.e., Skull, directed by John Boorman and country. A release date was you non-readers would proba­ co-starring Samuel L. Jackson. The not available. SO (3E f 11 « t h l« . I Stripes are also planning an THE MIAMI Hrn^^ THE MIAMI 12 Tuesday, April 8,2003 T.TFE&ART album n Dfeatuire .

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By Omar Sommereyns Life & Art Associate Editor dio album this fall. Having no fear of getting old, their demeanor Bordering on the rickety is still youthful and they don't give a damn that the music they edges of insanity is part of the play doesn't always appear on Top 40 radio, as long as the right creative engine fueling veteran people are listening. L.A. punk and ska band "It's a matter of visibility and touching the kids," Fisher says. Fishbone. Their poignant and "Ska was never big in the mainstream. It would have to go WILE through some sort of metamorphosis or it'll come back later as a impetuous performances has Second* lead them through a madcap revival thing. And, sure, it's being electronicized. Jungle music is part of that." musical journey for almost two Wildchild's d decades now and their vigorous Secondary Protoa Amidst a proclivity to ironic mischievousness and playful nut- dynamism hasn't ebbed down shows signs of b tiness, Fishbone has always been a band spreading sharp social yet. never follows thre commentaries and uncensored political messages, advocating "Everyone's a little crazy and coupled with uni: has the potential to be really the legalization of pot and selling "Fuck Racism" T-shirts at their crazy," says John Norwood concerts, for instance. After taking a few more hits and explain­ H Fisher, the group^s bassist and ing how the group has been Cannabis Cup judges two times in co-vocalist." 'Cause everybody Amsterdam and always tastes the local herbal flavors wherever got a thang, whether it's freaky or like a super-duper powerful man they go, Fisher gives his thoughts on current political situations. who likes to get beat, spit on or shitted on by women. If there was­ "It's amazing to hear a soldier saying to CNN,'Yeah I'm against n't football, most of'those huge players would be thugs. Everyone the war, but when I talk to my troops, I tell them I still have to do has to find a way to channel their energy and have an undiscovered this," he says. "Something is bothering me deep down inside and potential of insanity'' it has nothing to do with what I'm seeing. People need to demand Settled in the lounge area of BillboardLive as engineers go on more info because* there's some backroom bullshit happening. with sound check for last Friday's show, Fisher packs a small pipe There's a .war going on and the casualties are kinda low, but and mulls over the prevalence of the word "nuts" in their lingo there's a lot of destruction and, at the same time, a lot of our lib­ ("nutmeg,""nutcase,""nutwerxx"...). erties are being taken away." wor "It's like insanity is the last taboo," he explains. "[A while ago], The group also created a soundtrack for a porn movie, show­ one of our band members lost his motherfucking mind and we all ing their affinity for sexual entertainment, and Fisher smiles The lose our minds in a way or another on a regular basis." puckishly when it's mentioned. Perhaps Fishbone also lost their tolerance of the music industry "Most of us grew up watching some porno at some kind of since they recently founded their own label, Nuttsactor 5, and sev­ level and, you know, you become a rock star or whatever you ered most of their ties with major record companies. They've been wanna call it and get to meet your favorite entertainers," he says, at it for a while, since the original crew formed the band in 1979 laughing. "A lot of soundtracks to porn are shitty, so I figured it while still in junior high. They played the local clubs around L.A. in OMAR SOMMEREYNS / Lfe & Art Staff would be a lot easier to watch if it had cooler music. I also wanna the early'80s and soon signed to Columbia, releasing their first LP, PSYCHOSIS ON STAGE: Saying that Fishbone is nuts on stage is do this side-project-a fully improvised 25 person jam with a In Your Face, in 1985. an understatement. They killed it at BillboardLive last Friday. porno going on at the same time for an internet pay-per-view Combining a pulsating tour deforce in their live shows with their film." freewheeling experimentation in music, prodding through the Yet one of Fishbone's greatest assets and what sets them apart boundaries of funk, ska and rock, they generated a battalion of from the rest is their tremendous vehemence and showmanship albums that amply contributed to the evolving late '80s and '90s on stage-Moore has dived into the crowd from massive speakers, alternative scene-notably, Truth and Soul in 1988, The Reality of My popped out his knee when performing histrionic acrobatics and, Surroundings in 1991 and Chim Chims Badass Revenge in 1996. at their Miami_ show, stirred up crazy sound effects with a Electi Despite a widespread following, they never reached mainstream theremin, played by moving a hand between two electrodes. success or substantial record sales, and after 2000's The Psychotic "We watched a legacy, of great entertainers when growing up, held; Friends Nuttwerx, disgruntled by the distributions of profits, they Fisher remembers, "like KISS or P-Funk, and I was a teenager in moved on independently (composed of vocalist/saxophonist the first few years of punk rock, watching the Sex Pistols, and ness ( Angelo Moore, Fisher on bass, Spacey T on guitar, John Steward on everything around us was wild, even the streets we were in. When drums and Walter Kibby II on pocket trumpet). Lately, their it comes to hit the stage, it's like somebody just discovered elec­ catioi Friendliest Psychosis of All EP features an extensive jam with tricity. Shit gets lit the fuck up!" Primus, Styles, George Clinton and Buckethead and Sony produced No doubt, there's no better way to word it. thdm#ftf^F£Mft^^ *' Omar Sommereyns can be reached at [email protected] I THE MIAMI Hiremr AMP LIFE & ART Tuesday, April 8,2003 13 «^IWAI11JBJUB£S£JUS,VJI § Cruising on a trip hop vessel with Mr. Scruff & biting the dust with Wildchild

By the Life & Art staff ject matter make for a boring rap album about the impact of hip-hop over a gui­ album that won't find play at any decent "Many Men") but you're still looking for from an artist who never quite made the tar-laced track provided by producer Oh party this year. something to bob your head to...you impact he should have. Wildchild is not No. On "Knickknack 2002," Wildchild - Kevin Jaeger may be in luck. Trouser Jazz, the third new to the hip-hop scene. He's one third invites Medaphoar and underground* album from Manchester crate raider Mr. of the group, the Lootpack, who legend Percee P to trade verses with him miAMmmMMM Scruff, offers enough daydream loops to achieved kudos from critics with their on a track still attending the old school. master humming and entertain random 1999 debut album Soundpieces: Da ing old, their demeanor The lyrics hear express frustration girls in elevators for weeks. Take note mn that the music they Antidote. Wildchild comes off as a typi­ with the current state of hip-hop. On that there's rap with an English accent dio, as long as the right cal west coast MC who tries so hard to "Operation Radio Raid" he takes aim at on "Vibrate," but that's the only transat­ avoid rapping about gang banging and the payola tactics of mainstream radio. lantic hip-hop lint you'll discover in partying that his subject matter actually He seems frustrated with the critics too. these pants. g the kids," Fisher says. struggles as a result. On "Puttin in Work" he burns off a tan­ 1. It would have to go The rest of the songs provide fitting WILDCHILD gent about society and critics rhyming it'll come back later as a Don't get me wrong, Wildchild is a background music for activities ranging Secondary Protocol nicized. Jungle music is talented MC but the beats almost seem "words of remorse will get you knocked from...well, it's background music, fig­ to confine his talents. Wildchild's flowi s off course. Regret it. Take negative criti­ MR. SCRUFF ure it out. Each track is stunningly Wildchild's debut solo album, fast, and the beats seem to come off as if cism, cock back and watch me embed uncomplicated and does little to offend TrouserJazz Secondary Protocol, is an album that they were made for a Jay Dee smoke ses­ it." He is no doubt defiant to do what he and a lot more to keep you moving, but >usness and playful nut- shows signs of brilliant potential but sion. His skills definitely shine through wants artistically. So, why is this intelli­ the back-to-back break beat format spreading sharp social never follows through. The timid beats on numerous tracks, such as "The gent rapper holding back? Secondary So, you're sitting around with nothing I messages, advocating coupled with uninspired, generic sub­ Movement Part 2," in which he spits Protocol is merely a mid-1990s party on your mind (not even the lyrics to See REVIEWS* Page 15 tacism" T-shirts at their more hits and explain- up judges two times in herbal flavorswhereve r The Miami Hurricane Is Looking For Its ent political situations. ) CNN,'Yeah I'm against II them I still have to do Next Student Leaders!! * deep down inside and People need to demand )m bullshit happening, ties are kinda low, but Do you love to write, edit, and be in charge? Do you have experience ietime,alotofourIib- working with newspapers? You could be the next editor-in-chief of or a porn movie, show- ent, and Fisher smiles The Miami Hurricane! porno at some kind of < star or whatever you e entertainers," he says, re shitty, so I figured it Are you good with numbers, a good communicator, and able to >ler music. I also wanna 25 person jam with a multi-task? You could be the next business manager of The Miami internet pay-per-view Hurricane! d what sets them apart mce and showmanship from massive speakers, strionic acrobatics and, sound effects with a Elections for the business manager and editor-in-chief of The Miami Hurricane will be tm two electrodes, lers when growing up," held at the Board of Publications meeting on April 16th. Please call the Hurricane busi­ and I was a teenager in ig the Sex Pistols, and ness office at 305-284-4401 or stop by UC 221 during business hours to pick up an appli­ treetswewerein.When ly just discovered elec- cation and find out more about the positions.

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}Wingftdine feature ii Epicurean delight merged with GCo haughty service creates Grass From GOLD CH in general, this w; who's beautiful in By James Cohen also an ugly ampl waited), we enjoyed a live DJ spinning ambi­ Life & Art Writer how it's centered a ent house. Grass attempts to be both a restau­ If you are a member of the trendier-than- rant and a lounge, with the kitchen closing at Q: Has your vo thou crowd (or of you think you are), you'll midnight, but the lounge open till three. My "gravel-y," and $35 a month, talk all you want feel right at home at the Design District's companion remarked that this would be a recording it in t newest restaurant-cum-lounge, monosylla­ better experience if we had come only to the late night? ble-named spot called Grass. lounge. MetroPCS gives you what you want in a wireless plan-minutes Once past the muscled bouncers and black The crowd was typical Miami see-and-be- GC: Yeah, it ha; without limits.Pay one flat monthly rate and you're free to talk every velvet ropes guarding the otherwise unas­ seen; waif-thin models hanging off the arms get to rest it for a suming entrance (reservations required), the of too-tanned, potbellied middle-aged men minute in that month, all overtown. Domestic long distance? It's just 5 out that I have a space itself is quite decadent. A grass- old enough to be their fathers, an assortment cord, but it's not a cents a minute anytime. We also offer great linternational rates. thatched, pitched roof covers a central lounge of hipsters, well-dressed and groomed; these to get it cut out. IV area in the otherwise uncovered space. The folks fit in here at Grass as they would at (feminine voice)'} larger booths have their own pitched roofs, B.E.D., or Nobu, or any of Miami's uber- You can use your phone 24/7 for one flat rate all over South inspiring a feeling closer to Polynesia than trendy hotspot-of-the-moment places. The Q: You're starti Florida, from Miami to Jupiter. Talk whenever you want downtown Miami. The tables are of dark bartender told me to come for Happy Hour Kid 606 and Cex' for as long as you want. woods, lit by candles that fill the space with a on Fridays from 5 to 8 p.m. called Gold Club, yellow glow. The lounge area, filling half the When we were (finally) seated, the menus ferent from that restaurant, has low couches and tables, again were presented with small reading lights and some of your up< of dark wood, while grass grows in planters four sections: appetizers, salads, ceviches and on some of the tables and on the bar. main courses-all Asian-fusion cuisine. I GC: I don't kn My dining companion and I arrived at pre­ started off with the Lemongrass Coconut cisely the time of our reservation and were Roast Pumpkin Soup, which was spicy, but directed to wait at the bar for our table. We the flavors combined were each so subtle that album n enjoyed a cocktail and waited. Now, some they overwhelmed each other. My companion wait for a table is understandable, but to be chose the Merida Ceviche, and here was an made to wait 45 minutes past the time of our outstanding choice. The fish was very fresh, reservation was not, especially as the restau­ combined in perfect proportion with avoca­ Wil( rant seemed empty and I could see many do, red Bermuda onion, and other vegetables. open tables. In fact, the couple waiting next to The presentation was colorful and inviting, From REVIEW us at the bar grew tired and annoyed at the with crisp wonton-skin crackers. wait, and left. wears a little thin a While we hung around (and waited, and See GRASS* Page 17 tracks tend to swa) positions, instead r to keep the beat go Tracks like "< "Shrimp" start off metroPCS waiting" tune that www.metropcs.com Permission to speak freely. 888.8metro8 melody you'd han fools at Talking Fi: MetroPCS Stores: cept. The dream Sausages" is a sub Boca ftaton Boynton Beach WestPalm Beach the light, bouncy, I r 8177 Glades Rd. Suite A4 701 N. Congress Ave. 2029 Okeechobee Blvd. "Ug"and"Giffm." 561 -482-4802 561 -742-5582 561-656-61^3 this?" response fro

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club music Tigerbeat puts out, you From GOLD CHAINS • Page 11 Brass know? Gold Club will be more like in general, this wayward teenage girl straight-up club jams, some vocal who's beautiful in some respects, but house stuff, big club beat rap tracks, also an ugly amplifier of our culture, so we'll see how it all turns up. I just spinning ambi- how it's centered around success. did a remix for Dismemberment Plan, e both a restau- and I think that'll be one of the first :chen closing at Q: Has your voice always been so things I'll put out. That's going to be n till three. My "gravel-y," and do you prefer totally fox the clubs. I've talked to lis would be a recording it in the morning or on Peaches about doing some stuff too. come only to the late night? "This should be required reading Q: Based on the name, would you mi see-and-be- GC: Yeah, it has. It's better when I ever consider opening a strip club in this post-9/11 world..." ig off the arms get to rest it for a while. I just found named after the Gold Club label? —Library Journal, September IS, 2002. Idle-aged men out that I have a node on my vocal , an assortment cord, but it's not a big deal, I'm going GC: There's actually a Gold Club in groomed; these to get it cut out. Maybe I'll sound like San Francisco. I've been there once or they would at (feminine voice) Michael Jackson. twice, but there's too many chumps. Miami's uber- I 11 P nt places. The Q: You're starting a label through For more info visit www.gold- )r Happy Hour Kid 606 and Cex's label, Tigerbeat6, chains-worldwide.com and called Gold Club. How will it be dif­ www.pias.com. ted, the menus ferent from that label and what are The New Iraq articulates a ding lights and some of your upcoming releases? Hunter Stephenson can be reached Is, ceviches and at HurricaneAccent@hotmail com. far-reaching humane strategy to ion cuisine. I GC: I don't know how much real grass Coconut work toward Iraq's globalization. was spicy, but I RAO h so subtle that .2llUJIlLEe¥ifiW&. My companion RESUILOifcH* TB£ COUNTRY id here was an >tC K**T, A»0 TKt arOSLO tfas very fresh, josEMi nimi on with avoca- Wildchild is dull What Liberal Media? :her vegetables. 1 and inviting, From REVIEWS • Page 13 when they hear this disc - not because TS. it's annoying and people only desire "The myth of the liberal media is an wears a little thin after a bit. Most of the sounds from mouths that fhey see idea that is gaining currency; this is a ge17 tracks tend to sway away from full com­ everyday on every channel and every positions, instead relying on a few loops billboard, but because it's different. strong opening salvo in that much- to keep the beat going. As I'm sure you've been notified by Tracks like "Sweet Smoke" and via a billboard or TV: "Different is needed discussion." "Shrimp" start off with a kind of "call Good." If you're not familiar with trip —Prom Booklist waiting" tune that quickly turns from a hop or you thin Tricky is a weird little melody you'd hang up on to that the elf, then maybe this is the right kind of fools at Talking Fingers needs to inter­ vessel to cruise on. ERIC ALTERMAN cept. The dreamlike "Valley of the - Sven Barth Sausages" is a sublime departure from the light, bouncy, but equally enjoyable The Life & Art staff can be reached at "Ug"and"Giffin." There's a sort,"Who is [email protected]. this?" response from unacquainted ears UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI IIAIIIIIxilA Miami : Earn Free Books! wua-u*-*ra-*.»,**m*m See gj.Qj.g for fetalis. Hurricane Headquarters

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The University of Miami women's track and the NCAA Regional Championships, May 30-31, NCAA Regional mark of 15.34 meters (50-04.00). field team broke two school records and qualified in Fairfax, VA. On the men's side juniors Aaron Bass and Jon six individuals and two relays for the NCAA Williams also anchored the 4x100-meter relay Mark finished second and third in the pole vault, Regional Championships this weekend at the that took fourth with a NCAA Regional qualifying and three Hurricanes recorded Big East qualify­ Texas Relays in Austin, TX and Bulls Invitational time of 44.20 seconds. Joining Williams on the ing marks at the Bull Invitational in Tampa, FL. in Tampa, FL. relay were freshmen Ail-Americans Dominique Bass recorded a Big East qualifying mark of The women's 4x200-meter relay of senior All- Darden and Charlette Greggs, and senior All- 4.75 meters (15-07.00) while Mark also qualified American Sashanie Simpson, junior All- American Sharianne Lawson. for the Big East Championships, May 4-6 in American Kitoya Carter, sophomore Wiande Lawson finished seventh in the University 100- Storrs, CT with a mark of 4.60 meters (15-01.00). Moore and senior All-American Jamillah Wade meter hurdles with an NCAA Regional mark of Also qualifying for the Big East Championship broke one of the longest standing records in 13.94 seconds while Darden posted a NCAA was senior Kenny Frank who finished fourth in school-history. The foursome finished fourth regional qualifying time of 13.74 in finishing sev­ the 100-meter hurdles with a time of 15.00 sec­ with a time of 1:34.22 bettering the old UM enth in 100-meter hurdles invitational. onds. record of 1:34.70 set back in 1994. In the long jump, senior All-American Gina Senior Dan Boniface also ran well finishing Wade, Carter and Simpson were also members Harris finished eighth with a season-best leap of second in the 5,000-meters with a time of 15:24. of the 4x400-meter relay, along with senior All- 6.12 meters (20-01.00). Her mark qualifies her The Hurricanes host the Miami Gatorade Track American Saraque Whittaker, that finished third for the NCAA Regional Championships. and Field Classic on Saturday at Cobb Stadium in with a NCAA Regional qualifying mark of Miami also had competitors at the Bulls Coral Gables, FL. Field events are scheduled to 3:31.21. Invitational in Tampa, FL where senior Adrienne begin at noon with running events starting at in the 100-meters, sophomore All-American Moss won the shot put with a school-record and 5:15 p.m. Lauryn Williams finished fourth with a wind- NCAA Regional qualifying toss of 15.83 meters Photo courtesy of SPORTS INFORMATION aided time of 11.23 seconds. The time is the (51-11.25). Teammate, and former school-record -compiled by the sports information depart­ AND THEY'RE OFF: A pair of Miami relay fastest ever by a Hurricane and qualified her for holder, Jennifer Penrose finished third with an ment teams will be postseason bound. Sports Mefs

WOMEN'S GOLF son's Ryder Championship, finished one- Sophomore Tina Miller fired a tourna­ under over the final three holes to hold off ment low round of 69 to lead the Miller's final round charge. University of Miami women's golf team to Florida State won the team champi­ a third-place finish at the Ryder Florida onship for the second consecutive season Women's Collegiate Golf Championship at posting a total of 900 (298-291-311). Don Simla's Golf Club and Resort in South Florida recorded the day's team low Miami Lakes, FL. (303) and finished second with a total of Miller (76-77-69-222) finished second 924 (317-304-303). Host Miami was third individually, two-strokes behind tourna­ with a score of 940 (319-306-315). ment champion Kristin Tamulis who post­ Miami returns to action May 8-10 at the ed a three-round total of 220 (74-71-75). Big East Women's Golf Championships in Tamulis, who was runner-up at last sea- South Bend, IN.

MEN'S TENNIS The No. 25-ranked University of Miami men's tennis team fell 6-1 to South Florida Saturday in Tampa, ending a six-match WOMEN'S TENNIS win streak and possibly knocking them out of the Top 25r The No. 19-ranked Miami women's tennis team The only Hurricane to take a point was beat Old Dominion 7-0 in its fifth shutout of the Eric Hechtman, who defeated Andres season Saturday afternoon in Norfolk, Virginia, Maroldt 6-2,6-2 in straight sets. The Hurricanes improve to 14-4 overall and UM also lost the doubles point as will likely move up in the national rankings while Hechtman and partner Todd Widom, who the Lady Monarchs fall to 6-10 on the season. has completely recovered from an illness Freshman Melissa Applebaum ranked No. 73 in that plagued him earlier in the season, the nation knocked off the No. 18 ranked player took the Hurricanes' sole victory there, Nataly Cahana in singles action. Megan Bradley defeating Nadim Naser and Federico and Mari Toro easily handled their opponents as Barton 8-2. well. The doubles teams were all victorious. With the loss, the Hurricanes fell to 12-6 Next weekend the Hurricanes will take on and will take on Duke in Coral Gables next Notre Dame in Coral Gables to tune up for the Big Sunday before competing in the Big East East Championships, which start on April 25 in Photos courtesy of SPORTS INFORMATION Championships. Coral Gables.

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4= j i r } THE MIAM 24 Tuesday, April 8,2003 SPORTS THE MIAMI HURRICANE Crudup escaping Injvj Commentary I from backround in a Hurricane Sport Over the fir quarterback c South Florida big way this spring Greentree Field By Eric Kalis Dorsey for a play After Saturd Assistant Sports Editor in the Fiesta Bowl Bowl, though, that have high­ who will be un Before everyone pencils in Brock lighted Crudup's their 2003 sea! Berlin as the Hurricanes' starting quar­ first two years as concerns are w' terback this season, they might want to a Hurricane. an offense th consult Derrick Crudup, who sees him­ Now Crudup is national chamj self as the odds-on-favorite to take the tired of waiting Granted, it \\ snaps this year. for a chance to the team basei Crudup continued to stay neck-and- shine, realizing DERRICK CRUDUP After all, no on neck with Berlin in Saturday's Cane Fest that he is going to have to do it for him­ Yankees dynast Spring Game, going 7 for 8 with 100 yards self. spring training and a touchdown pass. The junior "I need to make a statement during In addition, looked impressive in the first drive of the the spring, knowing that I am not the services of star game, completing all four of his passes, favorite to most people," Crudup said. "So Kyle Cobia, or 1 including a far I feel that I But as with touchdown. have given overall results While I know if up to the myself a great performance o Berlin seems chance to be season. Theref coaches to make the 1 like the logical the starter." struggled in se choice to most decision but I feel real One thing the spring, the fans, Crudup good about my chances. that Crudup some concern. feels that he has over Berlin The weakest has shown - Crudup is that he has gled again in t coach Larry played in the line. Head coac Coker qualities in his game that can't be Orange Bowl for two years, gaining valu­ coach Art Kehc ignored. able experience and learning from quite often, im "I think I made a real strong case for Dorsey. He indicated after the spring positions. Coke myself today," Crudup said after the game that he feels very comfortable in towards findii Spring Game. "I know that it's up to the the large stadium. after Saturday, coaches to make the decision, but I feel "I felt at ease playing in the Orange performing wh really good about my chances." Bowl today' Crudup said. "I know I can The pass pro Growing up in Deerfield Beach, play well at this stadium." much of the gc Florida, Crudup starred at Deerfield As far as Crudup's relationship with who in additioi Beach High School and was considered a Berlin goes, the two get along just as well forced to hurr top prospect amongst local quarter­ as they do with the other teammates. have liked. backs, rated fifth out of all the athletes in There is a mutual respect between the A bigger pi the region by the Southeast Prep Star. As two competitors. where tailback a senior Crudup threw for 1,800 yards "Any time you compete with a team­ struggled to fir and 26 touchdowns, catching the eyes of mate for a job it makes you respect the asawholeama UM scouts. other person a lot more," Berlin said. against the rev; While at UM, Crudup has always been "We're both teammates and we're in it to Struggling ii the odd-man-out. As legendary 'Canes win no matter who's the starter." carrying the lo; quarterback 's backup, Crudup has taken the role of the for­ who has stuck i Crudup usually only played in big gotten man this spring, desperate to ited playing tir blowouts, with career numbers of 25 for show his critics that he has not gotten the carries and cot 48,326 yards and three touchdowns. respect he deserved when everyone the first hit. Hi In the biggest game of the season last immediately penciled in Berlin as the time tailback, year, however, Crudup was thrown into starter at the end of last season. shifting direct the fire in the second overtime after "I feel like I have accomplished a lot have, ending uj Dorsey got injured. Facing a third down this spring and so has Brock," Crudup It's hard to t with 11 yards to go, Crudup calmly com­ said. "All I can do now is keep getting bet­ will be any soi pleted an eight-yard pass to Quadtrine ter and making the decision even harder Gore is healthy Hill, setting up a Dorsey completion to for the coaches." If Gore isn't he, Kellen Winslow to keep the 'Canes season arrives at Cora alive for a few more plays. -Eric Kalis can be reached at majority of tou It has been little things like replacing [email protected] THE MIAMI HURRICANE SPORTS HURRICANE Tuesday, April 8,2003 "25 Injuries are not the only concern with the offense Commentary by Jeremy Marks-Peltz Hurricane Sports Editor The Hurricanes did get better production out in a of quarterbacks Derrick Crudup and Brock Over the first 17 days of spring practice, a Berlin, who will likely be fighting it out until the quarterback controversy has dominated the fall before a starter is named. After a very shaky South Florida media coverage of the events at start, Berlin adjusted himself to the Miami Greentree Field and surrounding areas. offense and threw two beautiful TD passes, After Saturday's spring game at the Orange although one was called back due to an offensive Bowl, though, my concerns range further than penalty. Crudup put up impressive numbers, who will be under center when the 'Canes open going 7-8 for an even 100 yards and a TD, while their 2003 season in Shreveport, Louisiana. My improving his decision making in the process, concerns are whether or not the Hurricanes have although there was still too much of a tendency an offense that can take them back to the for him to want to take off and run with the ball national championship. (My vote still goes with Spurrier's former signal Granted, it is not a smart thing to scrutinize caller to start.) the team based on a spring scrimmage game. Better play from the quarterbacks also iRRICK CRUDUP After all, no one starts calling for the end of the equaled production from the receivers, although to do it for him- Yankees dynasty when the team goes 0-2 to start needs to be more of a threat as a spring training. potential No. 1 receiver. The good news for >tatement during In addition, Miami's offense was without the Miami's quarterbacks is they still have Kellen lat I am not the services of starting tailback , fullback Winslow and to throw to, and Crudup said. "So Kyle Cobia, or No. 2 receiver . both looked like they haven't lost a beat since the far I feel that I But as with spring training, while the teams Fiesta Bowl. have given overall results are thrown out, an individual's And obviously, enough credit isn't given to the myself a great performance often carries over to the regular 11 players who were matched up against the chance to be season. Therefore, when the Hurricanes have Miami offense. For the second consecutive the starter." struggled in several areas offensively throughout spring game,'the Hurricanes defense made a One thing the spring, then it is not uncalled for to show strong statement for being the best unit in the that Crudup some concern. country, even with four new starting defensive has over Berlin The weakest link of the Miami offense strug­ linemen, and a secondary that struggled towards is that he has gled again in the spring game — the offensive the end of last season. played in the line. Head coach and offensive line The Miami defense will be one of champi­ ars, gaining valu- coach Art Kehoe have already shuffled the deck onship caliber in 2003. The question on every­ learning from quite often, making changes in four of the five body's minds remains whether the offense will after the spring positions. Cokes and Kehoe attribute the moves match the defense's performance. And as spring y comfortable in towards finding the right combinations, but practice winds down, it is clear that the offense after Saturday, I have to think that the line is not has a lot of work to do. DAVID EPPOLITO / Photo Ector lg in the Orange performing where they should. OLD POSITION: Last year, the Miami Hurricanes recruited Eric Winston to back op id. "I know I can The pass protection was non-existent towards Kellen Winslow as the 'Canes tight end, reminding many of l." much of the game for the 'Canes quarterbacks, relationship with who in addition to being sacked five times, were along just as well forced to hurry more throws than they would The Leadership Institute >ther teammates. have liked. )ect between the A bigger problem came in run blocking, where tailbacks and Quad Hill Presents: »ete with a team- struggled to find any kind of daylight. The backs s you respect the as a whole amassed a woeful 0.9 yards per carry Empowering Others & Creating are," Berlin said, against the revamped Miami defensive line. and we're in it to Struggling in particular were the two backs a Sense of Ownership i starter." carrying the load in the absence of Gore. Payton, ie role of the for- who has stuck it out in Coral Gables despite lim­ Wednesday, April 9th ig, desperate to ited playing time, picked up just 15 yards on 15 iias not gotten the carries and could not find a way to run through 2:OOpm, UC 211 when everyone the first hit. Hill, who may be converted to a full in Berlin as the time tailback, failed to show the quickness in : season. shifting directions that a running back must :complished a lot have, ending up with four yards on eight carries. 5 Brock," Crudup It's hard to think that Miami's running game ; keep getting bet- will be any sort of question mark when Frank ision even harder Gore is healthy, but that is a big question mark. If Gore isn't healthy, freshman Tyrone Moss, who DAVID EPPOLITO / Photo Ector arrives at Coral Gables in the fall, could get the NEW POSITION: This year, the coaching he reached at majority of touches. staff has moved Winston to left tackle. —_ THE MIAMI HURRICANE 26 Tuesday, April 8,2003 SPORTS THE MIAMI K UM football continues spring trends at O.B. Nate Johnson Hurricane Sports Writer it's up1 to the coaches now." play as he ripped the ball right out of running back Despite the fact that Saturday's scrimmage failed to ^fter a dismal start, Berlin redeemed himself with Quadtrine Hill's hands and scored another easy answer any of the pertinent questions facing the a) touchdown drive on his last possession. The score touchdown. Hurricanes this spring, the team made sure they! carrie on a clutch, fourth down 36-yard pass to fresh­ "The most disappointing thing is that we didn't entertained its fans. j_ man Darnell Jenkins. Berlin completed 8-of-16 pass­ protect the football," Coker said. "Our running backs On a day when tempers ran as high as the scorch­ es for 129-yards. Neither quarterback threw an inter­ are not going to play at this university if they don't ing temperatures on the Orange Bowl field, the 'Canes ception. protect the football." treated the crowd with a high profile quarterback bat­ "It was one of those days where you come out and Late in the game Winslow caught a tipped pass tle, a hungry, opportunistic defense, and a scuffle start off a little slow," Berlin said. "But all that matters from Berlin and got tackled by safety Marcus Maxey. between teammates. is how you finish, and I think I finished well today" Maxey tried to strip the ball from Winslow while they By Ryan Ellis The game didn't help coaches decide whether The two freshman quarterbacks, Marc Guillon and lay on the ground and the two teammates started to Hurricane Sports Wr Brock Berlin or Derrick Crudup will start at quarter­ Kyle Wright finished 3-of-7 and l-of-5 with 25 and scuffle. back, but each player had their bright spots. two yards respectively. They worked exclusively with As Maxey and Winslow exchanged blows, Sean When the Mian- "I could call it today, but I'm not going to do that," the second and third teams. Taylor tackled both players in an attempt to break up national rankings coach Larry Coker said. "I don't think it's fair to do The defense recovered four fumbles on its way to a the fight. The referees ejected all three players after Georgia Tech, the I that." 49-41 victory over the offense. The defense received the altercation. the top 10 in all of Crudup lit up the defense on his first series, com­ one point for holding the offense to a three-and-out "They're aggressive and they're competitors. It season. With a pes! pleting his first four passes during a nine-play drive possession, six points for a turnover, and 10 points for might be better to just fight for 15 minutes before we this weekend, it s< featuring a perfectly placed 39-yard pass to Kellen a defensive touchdown. In addition to normal offen­ scrimmage," Coker joked. continue its march ( ^nslow II and a four-yard touchdown pass to tight sive scoring, the offense earned one point for a first Running back Frank Gore did not play because he However, the Ca end Kevin Everett. Crudup threw for 100 yards on 7- down. ^ has a bruised shoulder. will certainly ma 8 passing in the game. One of the highlights of the day came on a punt, as The 'Canes have their last three spring practices whether or not to V "I was real patient today' Crudup said. "I trusted Winslow tore through blockers to easily block the this week. After Friday, they will not practice until the All was not lost my offensive line, and I trusted my arm, and I trusted punt. Jevon Nanton picked up the loose ball and fall. . the series two gam my first instinct. waltzed into the end zone for a touchdown. series away after a "I think I made a good case for my campaign and Defensive end Baraka Atkins also made an all-star Nate Johnson can be [email protected] by collecting an 1 record to 25-6 on Israel Chirino pick "Neither team pi Tiws cMuOjt, Traditions fcwflin! we are extremely 1 games," head coact Monday April 14, 2003 After a horren< Opening Csrsmoiil^s at 11^00 a.m., UC Patio Saturday, Morris s io oosarvc yotrngw §®mrMi®m ptrtotm for yea. rhero generating offense will be many activities for you ta enjoy mch as come sampling, ptetur&s m traditional cosfum^ music, and daBomg, to cut down on the plaguing the infieh Tuesday. ApriM 5, 2003 The new look in mmwo Competition at 2;TO p.m.. UC Patio mal second basem Chadc on your skills versus the older generation of Domino Piaymm from th* L®g®&*iarf Cmilm Ocho Park. $5.00 a pair of players and Ryan Braun n to go head on with the experts. WftKtefs wilt wm a fMrtze. Additionally. Joey Hooft came oj enjoy a fm$M$f tottodl tifearas yoy pM% You could touy some to §w® "We took a step Is or yourself, See if you measure up] we have to re-eva We* i! 1$, 2003 said. "We are not v Cooking Lossoi* at 11:00 a-m., Breexewav in the season and \ Learn how to eook a traditional Cuban Meal. It's quick, easy, and line-up." ®mm h® smmpi&d when completed. Movie on tho Human Rights of Chllifron in Cuba In the game, Bra M BtQQ p.m., International Lounge 13 games as well a "Made in Cuba; Children of Paradise* followed by a panel discussion torn of the sixth in on fte movie m4 the topic- Center fielder ] offense with the fi center field in the , .run-scoringsingle "I wasn't lookin said. "He threw m it." •to,the Saturday 3 D ci g s o f C u 1) o p G could have been th son. Oral Robert! Sponsored by: Presented h shut down Hurric FcdeiieHfl de EtiMtatei CiAwm °RU starter Denn DAVID EPPOLITO / Photo Editor beat the 'Canes b A PUSH ON THE LINE: The UM defensive line manhandled the offensive line in 8°ing 2-4 at the p S?= Polio & ?fela$# Saturday's scrimmage , which ended with the defense on top 49-41. RBI. F HURRICANE THE MIAMI HURRICANE SPORTS Tuesday, April 8,2003 27 I.B. UM baseball rebounds to win Oral Roberts series By Ryan Ellis Hurricane Sports Writer

When the Miami baseball team looked at the national rankings last weekend after sweeping Georgia Tech, the Hurricanes found themselves in the top 10 in all of the polls for the first time this season. With a pesky Oral Roberts team coming in this weekend, it seemed as though Miami would continue its march to the top of college baseball. However, the 'Canes mediocre play this weekend will certainly make voters think twice about whether or not to keep the squad in the top ten.