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Vol. XVI CLEYEL\. ·n. OIIIO, J A::\G ARY 15, 1936 No.6
David Dietz Here's a Real Joke for You-John Carroll's School Spirit I lev. A. j. Kelly Presents Talli to )f Clticago Will Today the Carroll X r ZL'S wishe to point out a was done. The Carroll Nc'ZJ.Js is ashamed to print Scientific Club few facts to the Carroll Cnion. \Ve are not criticizing the total amount giYen, pledged, and collected by the )~reach Retreat the "Union. \\'e have nothing but praise for this arroll . tudents. Carroll Spirit! Scripps Howard Science Editor body which in the face o[ many obstacles ha, at This fall arrived and clas es were begun in our oyola Professor Noted for tempted to accomplish many reforms at Carroll. \Ve new buildings. The most modern and mo t expen Discusses Highlight of loquence in Oratory. Services are merely calling to their attention facts-facts con iYe equipment was provided. But throughout the Start l\tonday, January 27 Recent Meeting of Scientists cerning which they may not be able to do anything first seme ·ter such little regard has been shown for this new equipment that one may ju tly fear the con but which they should knO\Y. The annual John Carroll retreat for The John Carroll Scientific Academy Throughout the recent building fund dri\'e ap dition of this equipment at the end of the next semes tl e members of the student body will be will offer its featured speaker of the peals for as i tance were made by the committee in ter. Carroll pirit! held on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday year, David Dietz, Science Editor of charge of the Carroll student body, the group which About once a week our basketball team performs and Thursday, January 27, 28, 29, 30; im Scripps Howard ewspapers, tomorrow was to profit mo t by the Univer ity's move to the on a local hardwood. Although Carroll athletic teams IT!ediately following the examinations. night at eight o'clock in the Phy ics lec Height . Their plea went unheeded. Little if nothing (Co11tinucd on Page 4) ture room. The Scientific Academy ex The Rev. Arthur J. Kelly, assistant pro~ tends an invitation to all those who may f~·ssor of philosophy in the college of lib be interested in hearing this famed Sullivan Succeeds FitzPatrick as Editor-in-Chief eral arts of Loyola University, Chicago, scientist. Illinois has been chosen retreat master Mr. Dietz's lecture will concern the fCir this year. most recent developments in the fi eld of Of News; Minarik and Ryan, Associates Father Kelly has won renown for his P eaching of college retreats and J olm science, particularly those which were Victory Selected as Managing discussed at the recent convention of rroll is indeed most fortunate to have Editor; Heaton scientists in St. Louis. o )tained his service. Carroll professors Born in Cleveland October 6, 1897, :\Ir. Heads Sports Department who taught with him in Chicago will Dietz attended Central High School and vouch for the fact that he is one of the Western Reserve University. He has This morning senior member of rr, ost eloquent speakers to be found on the John carr 0 l f x c~ vs 'tafT been writing sdentific articles since 1915. e imposing list of retreat masters in tendered their resignation,c; to r.Ir. Through his writings and his prominence e Jesuit order. Eugene R. J.littinger, moderator. It in the field of science he has merited fel The scene of the retreat this year will i a rule of the Carroll X e
Who's Who at Car1·oll Balancing the Book.s Ed Rambouse1~ Merits N arne ~-...... _ _ ___...______._..._t I Day's End Of p • "J h B h d" Eugene F. Gleason becomes the ,,ictim \Vith very little notice other than a few _ r1ze 0 fl 0 fle ea of circum tance fer thi i ue' \Vho' lines in newspapers and magazines the \\ ho. Born in January, 1914 in the arne world lost one of its few real artists It happened in the Chem. lab. A nd a head and weighed out two dabs of his house in which he now lives. high up on when Clarence Day died last December wa it dreadful? Ed Rambousek is a original, and the rest he kept on t h ~ a hilltop on East Cleveland's Terrace twenty-eighth. ~fr . Day was the grand- good student a nd all that but a little watehglass. Now this stuff on the Rd. He attended Grammar schOol at · on of the founder of the New York Swk slow on being quick on the trigger. It watchglass was to be ubjected to a Ursuline . cademy and St. Philomena's He was a graduate of Yale, and after pari h. Received high chool degree from leaving that far-famed institution of high- seems that Ed had a brain storm. O r temperature of 1000 degrees Centigrade. Shaw in '32; and fir t came in contact cr learning he was gi\re n a seat in the maybe he wa thinking of that little T hat' ten times as hot as boiling water. with Chet Lynn when he competed with New York . tock Exchange by his father blond he had out the night before. A t T his is where E d got left. After some him in the tale Speech Conte. t. When but prefer reel th e life of a sailor to that any rate he perpetrated one of the wor. t wrestling with the furnace and some he fir t saw the Old Carroll at the Fresh- of a bond-clipper. perpetrations in the history of Chern fooling around with the watchglass, E d man Re~i tration he claims tJ1c sight of While serving with the ravy in the it nearly floored him, and the first year Spanish-American War Mr. Day con- lab.s. finally managed to get his sample in ide. was over before he had orientated him- tracted arthritis which left him crippled It was on Saturday. Great tuff. But Ed had slipped. self. A a ophomore, he really put hi for life. Confined to his bed, and with go it wa not an unu ual one. B ut Ed \Vhen he went back to his table to teeth into the study situation, with the almost useless hands, he began to lend wanted to get going on the analysis of . tart diluting tho c other two gobs o f re! ult that by the time he reached the his talents to authorship. He even man- lime lone. That' the experiment upon · tuff, he went with the a ir of one w ho Junior year he had tied Frank E. O'Con- aged to illustrate his books with draw- nell for the highest schola tic average in ing which he made. Probably the be t which the Class in Quantitative Analy ha just completed hi s senior the is. He the school. He ha high hopes of being of hi illustrations are to be found in sis gets its semester laboratory g rade. wa king of the world. T he intricacies graduated with a "magna cum laude", but his "Thoughts W ithout \Vords" and Ed got going. E d went ahead and o f chemistry were as clear to him as just before thc=c semester exams he is "This Simian \Vorld." weighed out his sample. That was noth the full moon on a clo udless night. plenty worried about it. Those two volumes appeared in the ing unusual. E d had done that before. A fter an hour of fu sing with this Gene has been ,-cry active in extra- Eugene F . Gleason ea rly twenties and it seemed that for curricular affairs. He wa a scmi-finali t many years after their appearance he T hen Ed put his sample on a watch and mes ing with that, Ed went to the in the Debating Tournament Ia t year; per year, mo tty non-fiction. Fa,·orite would be destined to a state bordering glass and stuck it in the oven for an electric furnace fo r his sample. Ed won third prize in the Oratorical contc t; writers arc Willa Cather, Alex \Voollcott, on oblivi on as fa r as the reading public hour a t about 100 degrees Centigrade. opened the furnace. Ed had a hartl time placed two years in the Intercollegiate Es- George Jean 1'athan, and Shelley. His of Ameri ca was concerned. His fo ll ow That's equal to the temperature of boil to keep from fainting. E d saw a beauti say Contest; served on dance committees favo rite book is the "Story of San ing grew, however, with the publication nig water. And even that wasn't un ful glob of melted g las in the center and as a member of the Carroll Union; 1\ [ichele'' and annoy no end of persons of a small but intere ting volume en usual. For E d had done that before, of which was his sample. E d's dreams and is still serving a columnist and lit- by urging them to read it. • ot much of titled "God and 1y Father" in 1932. too. Then E d took the ample out of of the implicity of chemi try vani hed. tcrary editor of the Carroll NIT •s. a movie goer but does reli h a good pic- That book has since gone through five the oven a nd again weighed it. Thi His illusions of hi ability disappeared He a! o has had the good fortune to ture. Make a study of the psychological editions. Last Augu t Mr. Day sprang was to determine the percent of water like air out of a burst balloon. Ed was turn his literary efforts into material actions of people, especially the girls. into national literary prominence with a that wa pre ent in his unknown. Well the 'boob. E d was the prize "John gain. During the summer conducted a \Vants to know what makes them act the larger book on much the same subject the fact of the matter is, E d had even Bonehead" of the year.' Just wait 'till humor column for suburban papers and way they do. Say a joke is funny even titled ''Life with F ather" which was a done that before. Father Pickel gets back Ed. Then sold OYer 100. w rth of jokes to the mag- if it is played on him. best- eller for some time. But now comes the rub. E d went you'll be sorry. azinc , Judge, Dell Publicatio11s, C:/0'1.('11, He has high ambitions of becoming a It is, perhaps, Mr. Day's subject mat- and Amairall Hulll()rist. \Von smaller professional humori t, fo r in his estima- ter a well as his style that has endeared amounts in Press and Nnc•s contc ts. tion there is no better occupation than his Ia t t\\'O book to the reading public. You will often see hi name in the col- that of making other people laugh. If "God and ~fy F ather" and "Life with umns of Ted Robinson, E leanor Clarage he hasn't already had a good laugh to- Father" arc both concerned with the and \Vard 'Marsh of the Plai» Dealer day, he hould have one before he gets daily acti\'ities of Mr. Day senior. The staff. Boasts of reading some 300 books th rough reading this. fi rst is, a' Lee VJilson Dodd has so aptly said. " . .. an unmistakable and, I believe. a lasting work of art." It deals with the Father's relations (or, at least, Sullivan Named French Club what he thought were his relations) with God. The second book, much more am bitious both in regard to size and the Editor of News To Banquet range of subject matter, describes little event in the every day life of the Day Joh n FitzPatrick H eads Minarik, Ryan Selected for family. Committee Making Plans Both of \P I t two books ar-e writ- As ~ciate Po ts. Victory For Annual Affa ir ten in a imple elf-effacing style that Managing Editor can not fail to win even the most The Club St. Charles of John Carroll academic E ng li h . tudent. In fact, the (C011Iimted from Page 1) University has chosen the 6th of February very simplicity of the style usually wins Associate Editors will be Paul F. as the date for its annual banquet. John all of the readers who look at that sort of thing in books. ~finarik, '38, former Sport Editor, and FitzPatrick, head of the committee ar An Open Letter From Frank S. Ryan, '38, former 1fanaging ranging this affair, and John Carey, Jack Chesterton Speaks Editor. Thomas K. 11. Victory, '38, English and Jerry Fallon, men1bers of the Gilbert K Chesterton has written an other book. "The Well and the Shadows" former News Editor, a sumc the posi committee, are making the necessary ar is the title of it and it con i ts of a num Mother ~Etnd Dad tion of Managing Editor. rangements to make this banquet as fine ber of e says (although Mr. Chesterton Other Members and intere ting as in previous years. No would be the first to deny that that is Other members of the new staff are as definite place or speaker ha\·e been ap what they are) about any number of pointed as yet. The members of the club, things. follows: Charles R. Heaton, '38, Sport The introduction to the volume is a AT HOME however, at their meeting tomorrow eve Editor; Thomas P. 1cGorray, '37, Loui s kind of apology to T . S. E liot in which A. Horvath, '38, harles Brennan, '39, ning have it in their power to choose Mr. Chesterton tries to explain some of January, 1936 Thomas Corrigan, '39, Anthony Zorko, either the Art Museum, the Alcazar the things that haYe rolled from his pen '39, assistants in the sport's department; Hotel, the Hotel Statler or Bowen's as concerning that very worthy writer. The the place for the affair, since these pl aces fi rst essay in the book is "An Apology Richard L. Lcusch, '37, 1 ews Editor; for Buffoons" and all of the rest of the John Engli h, '38, Edward McCarthy, '38, have been consulted by the members of bits of writing take on a tenor of apol the committee. John FitzPatrick, as Ralph A. Kraft, '38, Joseph Stepanik, ogies for a great nu mber of things. JJ/~1-&aJI '39, Bernard allot, '38, David Ferrie, master of ceremonies, will introduce the In the first essay the author discusses such things as alliteration in writing, '39, John O'Hare, '38, John P. Maloney, guest peakcr, who will deliver an ad Doctrine and Dogma, and that lowly bit dress which will fo llow immediately after '38, as istants in the News Department; of humor called the pun . As i usually ~:d J:k. .A;~r~ George 1L zudy, '37, Feature Editor; a brief statement from the president of the case with Engli h writers, "G. K." layton II. Lange, '37, Literary Editor; the Club, J ohn Czyzak, and the Mod can not resist the urge to take a few \ \'allace F. Roth, '37, Business Manager; erator, 1fr. Bernard Jablonski. subtle thrusts at Americans. But he can ~~(, be readily forgiven for that since most of John J. Toner, '37, AdYerti ing 1an The next intercollegiate gathering of 1 his darts are point ed at America n critics. ager; Armos ]. Loyer, '38, Circulation the F rench Clubs of otre Dame, Ursu Immediately foll owing the first is a 1Ianager. line and John Carroll will take place at group of six essays called in general "My Besides FitzPatrick seniors who have U rsuline College February 13th. T he Six Conversations." In all of these writ dr ~ .;;(_~})~ guest speaker will be Mr. Bernard Jablon ings the author point out some situations presented their resignations arc Isadore ski, professor of F rench at John Carroll. 11. Frie , Eugene F. Gleason, \Villiam that would have "driYen" him to the ~Ir. Jablonski will illustrate his lectu re, Catholic Church then and there if it R. 1fcGee, and Thoma E. O'Connell. -owr which will deal with F rench art and were not for the fact that he "is one of ~ -tdf_, Gleason will continue to write hi column architecture. Arrangements for this oc the only group in the world that can not on the editorial page. ca ion are being made by Si ter Cath join the Church." There are some who erine, profe sor of F rench at Ur uline. have condemned these short exvtanations Assi ting her are Mi ses Gwendolyn as superficial, but a closer per usa I of any and J£~~~_dar Aluntni Meets Schneider, Mary Conry and Mary Payne. one of them will convince even the most ob tinate critic that Mr. Chesterton's --au urdf!_, (C:o11tinued from Page 1) depth is there no matter how thinly he r coming year. The chief C\'ent on thi The Carroll )Jews wishe to of may have disguised it. program is a dance, the date of which fer their most sincere sympathy to Those who read Chesterton's works \\'ill be announced in the near future. the Rev. F r. Ralph . Gallagher, before can already guess the style in The n xt meeting of the Alumni As teacher of ociology and senior which this volume is written. I t is what t:~ -If :1:" ~ ~ religion, who lo t hi mother, to r soctation will take place on the econd might be called the Chesterton 'but, any the Rev. Fr. E . J. Bracken, ~~ ~ -trti;;wt~ZZ. U(. ~fonday of February. At this time a how' way of expressing himself. Some r member of the group will be hired as Dean of Men, who e brother wa critics in ist that such writing is very Executive Secretary of the Alumni and interred yesterday morning, and confu ing, which, one must admit, is a to Lonnie Bell, who al o lo t his ( rraduate ~fanagcr of Athletic . mong very just criticism, but, as the author tho: e prominently mentioned for thi brother. points out in regard to Byron in "An THE OHIO BELL TELEPHONE co. po,ition i · I Buren-, '27, former Car These deaths have a ll occurred Apology for g uffoons," try changing the roll football ·tar and a member of the since the last publication of the words around in any Chesterton sentence, ne\\ ly-dcctcd .\lumni Board of Direc John Carroll News. or try using other words, and see if you tors. say the-same thing as well as he has. Wednesday, January 15, 1936 3 Eleventh Annual Philosophy Meet With the Wits
Proves Success Worse and Worse The W oman Must Pay "She u es word I don't understand.'' Husband (to wife who ha iu>t pre- The Philo~ophy Com·ention held re cently under the auspices of John Carroll "P ly yllabic?" cnted him with I\\ ins)-\\'ill you ne\•cr University proved unusually succe sful. "Ye-; and ome longer than that." get O\·er this hahit of exaggra\·ating? The Convention was the E leventh Annual Meeting of the American Catholic Phil * * * * • * * * _osophical Association, and drew the Her Saving Ways Fire! Fire! large t attendance the a ociation has pro Tooter-They say that the man Hazel "I your wife economical, old boy?' duced in recent years. The local commit is to marry has money to burn. tee on arrangen1ent , of which Rev. Leon "Oh. very. We do without practically U mpah- \\'ell, he's met his match. ard H. Otting, S. J., was chairman, was everything I necd."-Stray tories Maga largely responsible for the complete suc zme. * .. * * cess of the convention. Revenge The convention ~overed the pace of two * * * * "I hea r RO\\ ley is getting married next days, December 30 and 31. Prominent Fifty-Fifty, or Less Philosophy professors from all parts of week." the country delivered lectures and took Blinks-Can your wife handle a car? "Good! I never liked the fellow" part in di cussions at the various meet J inks- About as good as I can handle ings and round tables. A feature of the her. * * * * two-day session was the annual dinner in Rev. George S. Pickel, S. ]., head of The Rev. Fr. Elmer Trame. head of Digest That One the main Ball Room of the hotel. At this the department of Chemistry, was injured the Biology department. was stricken with * * * * "\Vhat is the law of gravity?" dinner Rev. B. J. Rodman, . ]., presi during the Christmas holidays when he pneumonia while attending a science con Knows Her Gems "That you must not laugh at a joke." dent of John Carroll, greeted the delegates slipped and fell on the ice in front of the vention in St. Louis. He i recuperating Detroit News. in the name of the university. The other Administration Building. Father Pickel in Texa. She-Well, are you going to buy me the speakers at the dinner were John 0. has recovered and again assumed his Father Trame will return to Carroll to ring? Yes or no? * * * * Riedl, president of the American Catholic teach~ng duties. resume his teaching in the near future. He-Is it an ultimatum? Crosses and Dashes Philosophical Association; Most Rev. he-. ot at all-an emerald. "My uncle i a man of mark." James H. Ryan, Bishop of Omaha and "Can't sign his name, I suppo e ?'' former rector of Catholic University; and * * * * Tit-Bits Magazine. Most Rev. Joseph Schrembs, Bishop of Cleveland. PATRONIZE Following Directions * * • • Students of John Carroll assisted Fa F irst Roach (on cereal box)-What's Oh, Urn ther Otting during the progress of the your big hurry? "Any'ow, I'm outspoken!" convention. They took charge of regis OUR Second Roach-Can't you read that tration and conducted an information desk, "Not by hanyonc I know, 1Irs. Jone ." in addition to overseeing the Book Dis sign, "Tear a long this edge?" - Montreal Herald. play. ADVERTISERS Publicity Director Cannon De-Lux Mails Out ~ ····································· Bulletin Posters PRINTING $22.50 You Don't A new bulletin board poster, drawn up ' The Ward & Shaw Company and written by Mr. E. R. Mittinger, pub are now equipped better than $27.50 licity director, has been sent to all prin Want to ever to do your complete job cipals of high schools in no'rthern Ohio. of printing which may include $32.50 This folder is to be set up on the bulletin boards in order to inform the students of advice, plan, layout, cop y, art, the wonderful facilities and education of Miss the photography, in fact, carry out To Yow· Measure fered at Carroll. your complete camp~ign. The front picture is one of the fo~r taken from the -side o£ the- front door and The Ward and Shaw Co. CANNON TAILORING CO. looking towards the auditorium entrances. 623 East St. Clair Avenue, Cleveland East 2nd and St. Clair The picture on the rear of this pamphlet "57'' CLUB Telephone MAin 8000 is one of the front of the auditorium from ONE BLOCK FROM SQUARE the rear of the campus. Other pictures Send the Word, We}l Send the Man include that of the west arcade, the class room buildings, the dean's suite, the li DANCE brary, a chemistry laboratory, several scenes of John J. Bernet hall, the student chapel, the student counselor's room, and at a typical classroom. , Detailed explanation of the departments and degrees o~ered at Carroll, the charac ter of the work, a normal schedule, physi Here's Your Chance to Save on a Good Hat: cal education and intramural athletics, Wade Pari{ give the prospective student plenty of op portunity to see the advantages offered at Carroll. Why a liberal art course is pre Manor ferred over others is also explained in the clear manner which Mr. M ittinger uses throughout this folder. A large box fully explains tuition and fees, as well Friday, Jan. 24 as the rates of room and board. Another page is devoted to requirements and means of entering and enrolling. ····································~
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Sullivan John Carroll University triumph comes when he succeeds in silencing them . .. :-l'othing is so accu PUBLISHED bi-weekly from Oct. 1 to June 1, except dur 'rate a barometer of childhood's joy or N a recent holiday a friend presented me with a volume of Alex ing Chri tmas and Easter vacations, by the students of John mi cry as the sound of its footsteps on 0 ander Smith's essay These essays carry with theril that pleasant Carroll University from their editorial and business offices a tairway .... \Ve Irish are no dif at U niversity Height·, Ohio; telephone YEllowstone 3800. yet strictly agrarian flavor. While reading them I light my pipe, ferent than other people, except that we sl ip down in my chair, turn down the radio, and allow myself towander Subscription rate 1 per year. get more plea,urc than m<> t out of irri tating our fell ows .. . An accurate sym off into the midst of the melodius, old-fashioned, cadenced sentences of Editor-in-Chief ...... Merrill T. FitzPatrick '36 bol for the t\ merican pirit is the film this middle-nineteenth century essayi t. As I glide over the pages my 2146 West 98th Street-Telephone EVergreen 1255-11 buffoon hurling pies at a dignitary's face; eyes become fa tened to a particular pa sage in his essay on "Vagabonds." Associate Editor ...... Joseph P. Sullivan '37 why else do you suppose that particular 'Our young men are terrible alike", it reads. "Every one is making Managing Editor ...... Frank S. Ryan '32 bit of horseplay remains so popular here? . .. One thing that can make a ilk purse himself u eful. Every one is producing something. Everybody is clever. News Editor .. --·------...... Thoma K. M. Victory '38 Everybody is a philanthropist. I don't like it. I love a little eccentricity. Copy Editor ...... Isadore M. F ries '36 out of eYen the orrie t sow's ea r i char Proof Editor ...... John FitzPatrick '36 acter . . . Pity the clever woman; so I respect honest prejudices. I admire fooli h enthusiasm in a young Sport Editor ...... Paul F. Minarik '38 often he cut· off the chance of mar head better than a wise scepticism. It is high time, it seems to me, that Assistants ...... John English, Chas. Heaton, Lou Horvath, Ralph Kraft '38 riage with her own harp tongue . . . a moral game-law were passed for the preservation of the wild and Literary Editor ...... Eugene F. Gleason '36 !'Jothing amu cs us so much as the firm ,-agrant feelings of human nature." Feature Editor ...... Thomas E. O'Connell '36 belief of American male that all (get Business Manager ...... Wallace F. Roth '37 that "all") women are an unfathomable ROM the clay the Carroll* News* *first *appeared on the local campus, 16719 Clifton Blvd.-Telephone LAkewood 0611-J my tery. In France, it's the men who have the wonien puzzled .. . After all, F it has carried a column similar to the Moving Finger. Frank A. Advertising Manager ...... John Toner '37 i there any difl'erence between the Hindu Polk was not the first of these columnists; Joseph P. Sullivan will not Circulation Manager ...... _.William McGee '36 fakir who wrap. h imsclf in turbans and be the last. Some o( these column may be called literature while others Assistant ...... Armo J. Loyer '38 tar-studded robes, and the profess ional may be called most anything which your home training will allow. To "psychologi t" \\·ho wrap him elf in Latin polysyllables? ... A Communist is day' column cannot be placed in the category of literature but it may be Here~s a Real Jol{e- a fellow who doesn't like what he has, placed side-by-side with those things which are different. Its writer has and is willing to start a revolution to 111ade a valiant attempt not to be u eful. This column is produced in an exchange it for \\·hat he won't get ... attempt to startle and con fu e the metaphysicians with the creation of John Carroll's School Spirit Just when we get fed up with human nothing. If it is in any manner clever its author has missed his pur nature, someone retu rn those gloves we (Conlh111cd fro m Page 1) lo t ... Social order will be restored pose. In the love of eccentricity, in the admiration of foolish enthusiasm of late are not noted fo r consi "tent winning treaks Carroll tudents when the number of thug in jail equals in a young head, and in the hatred of our asinine American conception of . boule! occasionally attend a game. The ports Editor of the Carroll the number in ou r daily papers .. . Thank respectability this slipshod, unplaned and uncorrected manuscript is sent progress and the automobile for shorten Xews estimates that the a\'erage attendance of Carroll tudent at to the lineotyper. It will not be a cynosure of collegiate journalism; ing the distance between the saloons and it will not even enjoy ephemeral fame; it probq.bly will be the subject .of arroll game i. TWE~TY -Fl \ 'E. Carroll Spirit! the cemetery . . . American refuse to ridicule and scorn; it is not one of those detestable, erudite accomplish Last month a group of II iaht ' busin men pon ored a moker wear their hearts on their sleeves ; they in our new auditorium. They ·acrificed much time and considerable re erve the greeting card for that pur ments which, as Holmes would say, "looks as if a life had gone into the amount of their own money in an attempt to aiel John Carroll m po e . . . God really opened his heart making of it". * * * * Yersity. John arroll tuclent \\'ere urged to attend thi · smoker. when he made the blue sky of late Spring p ERSONAL Observations Of A Cigarette Fiend Who Has Forsaken The Evil . .. Calling a man a liberal is just an Weeds For A Bag Of Gum-Drops ... the Princeton Triangle Show "What a How many were pre-ent' F 'CRTEE.:\. Carroll pi ri t! other way of saying he doesn't give a During the Chri tma holiday John Carroll 'C'niver ity played Relief" was not up to par and me wi she me had me four bones back .... Carroll hoot. Union members "told a few off" last Thursday at a lively session. Even better fire ho. t to the .\merican atholic Philo ophical :\Ieeting. All opho The more chi ldi h a man's behavior, work expected at tomorrow's ses ion .... "No wise man ever married" wrote Dean more , juniors and eniors at Carroll are philo ophy tuclents. the le s tricks it take to turn him to Swift but who was Swift? Art McCarrens, whose dad might be called "Mr. Plain one's own purpo es . . . Flattery i u e uch they should haYe been interc ·ted in thi meeting of the greatest Dealer", and Connie Alexander sa id "I d•o" last Wednesday at St. Ann's church ful , not o much in getting a man's good .... wi h I had a Lucky .. . . Mark Mulcahy and Florence Cosgrove announced authoritie. on Schola:tic Philo ophy in thi country. Even if they will, as in discovering his weaknesses. haYe little loYe fo r anything acadamic they ·hould have attended at thei r engagement last week. Mark is an ex-Carroll News editor. Florence, as sec Vvomen know it- which i one reason retary to the late Dean Fox and a t. registrar ha played the role of big sister lea. t one of the com·c ntion's ses ·ion . Their school wa spon oring why men think they are a my tery . . . to many Carroll lads. She i one of the finest gals in · all the land . . . . Prof. Almost everytltin wilt before the hot thi affair. llo\\' many attended? FIFTEEX T ·oE~TS. Car (:VIR.) Seliskar's engagement to Catherine Huttinger has been announced ... . glare of public opinion, including celebri roll pirit! Eddie Krueger, cx-'37, and Evelyn Burn's engagement is common property ... . ties . . . If man i at all uperior to during the recent holidays Paul Carmody, another former Ca,rroll News Editor, Last Friday C\'ening try-outs were held for the Little Theatre women, it is in thi ; he can fi ght and oci ty'. annual play ,,·h ich the officer - of the ociety plan to present forget ... For a man or a woman, na bought a little ring for Annette Gen hemer .... maybe it would be alright for .me next month. F 1\ ·E upper-classmen attended the meeting. Carroll ture is beautiful; for a man and a woman to break that r ew Year' re olution and smoke a Camel. They advertise in the "pi rit! it i glorious ... I there not a common Carroll News .... Frank Foley, L. T. S . star of not so many years ago, has the promise of Agnes Houck to run the gaunUet with him some time next spring .... Sunday afternoon th lee Club-Band oncert wa held in our bond between the lunatic raving at the fu ll moon and the lover raving under it ? Georgie Suda has bought a pretty little diamond for Dorothy Miller' .... Ed Bren nel\' audit;Jrium . .\!though total attendance \\'as about five hundred, To man is hopeless until, having nan talked more Chri tmas night than he ever did before in his life. He asked there \\'ere, beside· the actual pa rticipant , TE1 T DEKT pre - nothing, he i smugly content with it. Marjorie Lewi to marry him and to accept: his ring. Good. She agreed . . .. Per- cnt. Ca rroll Spirit! Then you might as well ring up the haps it would be alright if I only smoked one or two cigarettes a day .... John Throughout the corridor. o[ the uni,·ersity one of the main funeral di rector . .. A we ee it, one Czyzak was the gue t pianist at the recent Philosopher's Convention. The. Aristotelians statue of Pasteur or Li tcr, who aved enjoyed our John's rendition of T schiakowsky's beautiful "Romance." John intends to topics of discu;;sion i::; the lack of tudent spirit at Carroll. This lack pl ay this composition at the Glee Club's spring concert at Severance Hall .... Con of . pirit i. bei ng noticed by more individuals than tho ·e few who millions of lives, is worth all the monu ments to military murderer in the world gratulation to Ray C. Miller, Carroll' registrar, on his election to the presidency compo-c the Carroll Yt
Give Concert Peculiar Condition Arises On next Sunday, th~ 19th of January, Discussed at Meeting When Two Girls Rt>port the Junior Guild will ponsor a tea at Gambling on the campu and cen orshi p of the Carroll X l'Zl'S \\·ere Five Hull{h-ed Atteml Concet·t For L. T. S. Tryouts the new John Carroll Univer ·ity. The two of the matter. cliscu sed at the Carroll Union meeting in the .\dmin Dedicating New l ' niversity affair will take place in the President's il.-tration Building last \Vednesclay afternoon. All present agreed that Auditorium office, and will be from 3 to 5 o'clock in this wa the liveliest meeting in the history o [ this student goYerning the afternoon. body. Di cussions were lono- and heated. Donald Birmingham. presi On Sunday afternoon, January 12. the Thi tea is being held by the officer dent of the union, was chairman. Band and Glee Club combined to pre for the Guild. Present officers of the D ean Revokes Privilege sent a joint concert to dedicate the new organization are the ;,[is es Helen 1-Ic The Union had sent a committee to the Univer ·ity auditorium. Arti tically. the Gregor, Pre ident; Isabelle :\lulholland, faculty to express the view of the Union concert was a great success, as attested Vice-President; :\Iary tanton, Secre Lecturer by the applau e produced by the 500 per that students should again be given the tary; and Claire \\'eyand, Trea·urer. The sons in the audience. privilege of playing cards in the student officer will be as i ·ted by the members smoke room. This privilege was revoked The Glee Club. opening with The Wiu of the Executive Board. by the Rev. Edward J. Bracken, S. J., li!r So11g. sang through a EVERYBODY'S TALKING • • • ABOUT CAMEL'S COSTLIER TOBACCOS! ROSCOE TURNER-Famous Flyer CAMECS COSTLIER TOBACCOS mean so much to so many people that we invite you to try them too-confident that they'll win you. TRY 10 C ELS '• nlln m cC Bnv~lahon · f f toney-CJJa . lo lry @ame~ Camels have given more pleasure to d.on' t G.nd. more pe!ople than any other cigarette. rant Calllels. I£ you . And so we now issue this new " try S111oke 10 fra~ d. •Aarettes you ten" invitation in order that others can h t..O.avore c•., find out. for themselves the difference them the Jllilclest, es h ackaee with the Camel's. costl,ier tobaccos make in k d. return t e P • smoking pleasure. ever slllo e ' • . t to u s at a n y bJilC b •~ arettes 1n 1 n W l1y of fer can be made rest o £ t e c• 1 ! 1 t anJ 'Wewi re- h from tws ua e, We know smokers like Camels, once ""'ithin a lllont 1. • e plus posta~e. they try the costlier tobaccos in Camels. full urenase pr•c ' Literally mill ions of people have funJ your P changed. to Camels and found new en joyment: .. . new benefits. We want you ( cfigtted) MPANY to shar'e their enthusiasm. Turn to TOBACCO CO Camels. Be one of the vast number R· ). REYNOLDS . Sal IJ). North Carolina who sh B~re in the enjoyment and ap. \Vinslon• e ' preciation of those finer, more ex pensive tobaccos. \II OJ Wednesday. January 15, 1936 THE CARROLL 7 , .....•....••..•..••..•...... •..•..... 14 Teams Enter1Biue Streaks Meet Yellow Jackets Saturday; Quit . lntramurals Lose First Three Big Four Games; Beat Kent Crabbing Rules and Regulations For Intramural Streak Cagers · Cage Captain Berea Scene Game Below By Minarik Fare Badly Of Battle QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS The annual intramural basketball tour- nament has again been postponed, this \Vhether it's trite or not I'd like to a·k time until after the seme ter examinations, Tough Breaks Keep Carroll Kokcn Tncrt'ases Squad in a few questions and give a few an. wers according to Stan Matuszewski, intra Squad from Victor y Attt•mpt to Get for the 1936 sport ' season. mural supcrvi or. The deadl ine fo r en Wolanski, Mormile Shine Winning Combination Who wi ll be the new Carroll football tering teams and players has been ex coach? tended until Friday, January 17. As though besieged by 1fr. Bad Luck By "Byline" Heaton An wer: At the moment it look like So fa r 14 teams have registered for himself, the Carroll cage team is again \\'ith :ix of their game;; already played. Ralph Vince, but anything can happen thr Carroll ('ag-ers ha\'e not looked as action, giving evidence of the great in the mid t of a terrible slump that ha and probably will. good as was expected. Tt is probabl)' due amount of enthusia;;m that is being gen- all but ruined the chances fo r a successful to their inrxpcrience that the Streaks W ho will win the Big Four basketball crated in student circles for this tourna- season. havr not . hown ~o much to date. The championship? ment. ScY(• ral more qu intents are expect- After winnitJ¥ the opener from Kent Carrnll squad is potentially good and it Answer: B-\V, in stride. ed to sign on the dotted line before the in a thrilling b1ttle, the Streaks took on 'honldn't he Ion!! until the,· start to click. Who will win the Big Four football action begins. Ca e. In the fir t half the Brown and Danny ~f nrmile and Ed Rosicki :~re prohahly till' brst pair of ~-tuard. in the championship? The games will be run off in a man- White completely outplayed Carroll. But flil!' Four. Ed ha ~!town much imprO\'C An wer: Re erve, also in '37, '38, etc. ner diffe rent from last year, according to the Streak did the sa me th ing to the mcnt 0\'Cr la,;t . cason and has cle,·eloped \Vhat's the All Big Four basketball the supervisor. A loss of two games im- Scientists in the second period. With into a fine floor man and ball handler. team going to look like? mediately eliminate a team from the le s than two minutes to go they held Gene \\'olanski has continurd to play his usual fine game. Glenn Garrett, Johnnie An wer: Fleishman and Powell for- tournament, thus making for faster and a four point lead. But the Rough Riders ~fcGraw. and Dobbie Thompson at the ward , Kelker center, and \Volanski and keener con;tpetition. The winners in each managed to tic it up and proceeded to forward post. ha\'C turned in good games. Schoen guards. of the two leagues, the American and win in the overtime. Gene Wolanski Meet Hot Should <:;arroll have a football team the ational, will meet in a three game 1 Against Fenn, the Streaks seemed un- Yellow J ackets next year? sen es. able to find the hoop on the dimly lit The Streaks journey to Berea January An wer: If we can afforcl it, yes. If La t year the Biologi ts, under "Mike" floor of Central Y. Only three goals Frosh Team 18 to meet Baldwin-Wallace. The Yel low Jackets, Ohio Conference champ- of we can't, no! Artale, captured the intramural crown were sco red f rom th e fi e ld an d F•enn won last sea on, ha,·e a trong team built * * * * after a close battle with the \Vhirlwinds, 20-19. The second Case game wa n't Turns Out around \\'ard Powell, high 5coring center LOST AND GONE FOREVER an aggregation that boasted of mostly even clo e. T he Scientists fi nished on who is in his final year. Powell, leading freshmen talent. Artale is back this year top 34-24. In the Reserve game the Dromo, Fierle, Durica, and . corer in the Ohio onferencc in 1935, is The Dame from Not re Dame with most of his roster still intact. The Streaks were held on even term by the flipping- them in with his old accuracy. left Town with Ursuline and Parella Give The absence of the pivo play has lowed Whirlwinds are now sophomores ; their second stringers during the second half. we received news that they Varsity Real Battles him up omcwhat but he is till the most wer e killed in a smashup. An ranks have not been depleted by grad- In the first period the Red Cats amassed dang-erous man in the Big Four. enough of a lead to win 56-43. nie and Hattie bereaved the l\orm choen, Gordon Splete, and uation, like that of the Biologists. Ernie One of the biggest surprises of the pres- Little has been seen and much has been death, but you don't. Rickerd, "Tiger" Quinlan, and George ent Big Four basketball race oc~urred Kenny ~oblc, all of football fame, are said of the fresh ba ketball squad. How a trio of forwards who really can hoot. Brew, outstanding members of the \Vhirl- last week when the Baldwin-\Vallace * * * * ever, for the past couple of week about ~oblc although not usually a starter sees winds la>t year are still willing to take quintet pulled a fast one and swamped plenty of action and i particularly hard LET'S GO TEAM the Reserve Red Cats in a decisive game eight underclassmen ha \'C been showing on oncomers. to stop bccau c of his left handed shots. at the Central Armory in the former's up regularly for practice at the Bellefaire Hm·c ~ · ott heard about the Carroll bas The rules governing the en home-town. The Red Cats were her Orphanage out Fairmount Rd. Until B-W W allops ketball lt?am? T lze::/1'e let 1111! dU7.(.'11. I Ashland in O pener sa id they'd win the Big Pour Champion t ering and participation of alded as probable Big Four champs, but Carroll's new gymnasium is ready this Baldwin-\V1IIace opened the sea. on in sh ip or come ?'et·v dose to it. Now it teams are as follows: the Yell ow Jackets quelled this rumor will be the scene for varsity and fro h fine style, handing Ashland a 43-19 ·wal seems that tltc_v'n be briaging 11P t/1(' rl'ar. 1. Each t eam must have only by holdi ng the lead from the very fir · t whistle. crimmages. loping. The Ward Powell and Gordon The team has man•clous potrutialities brrt ten players including a man Splete combination scored a total of 29 they don't seem to be able to click. The ager or captain. The signa Ward P owell, ex-grid star, and lanky Although it i too early in the season f-'.. (.lo guards, Dan "lformilc and Ed Ro.sicki tures of each of the players center, getting off on a fast start tallied to promise much about the frosh possi are wonderful ball plaJ•£'rs. TVhat more must be turned in to Matus 15 points in the first half. From then bilities, yet it seems certain that some zewski by the captain or on the Reel Cats kept gunning fo r him RDL\I::\r;.;G SCHEDULE caa one sa.~· abo1tl 1Volanski. Gene says of the first year men will make up next manager. preventing fu rther damage. ·While the enough for lzim.se/f 01~ the floor. Glcmt cason's varsity. Becau e not many of Jan. 18-B-W .. ._ ...... H ere Garrett is a beatttiful shot and a good 2. No player may compete with Cats were busy ing themselves with Pow ball handler. J3liib Thompso11 ,·s i11 th£'re more than one team. Viola e1!, however, Norm Schoen, fleet-footed. the varsity will be graduated this year, Jan. 25-Ashland ...... There fighting for the ball everv mi111tte. but is tion of this rule disqualifies Berean guard, stole the remainder of the it's going to be a real fight for positions Jan. 31- Toledo ...... There slightly haudicapped by his lack of height. the player from further com show by remarkable playing. By the end on the regular quad. ' Feb. 1- St. Johns ...... There petition. of the game he had 22 points to his Jolm J.fcGraw, we are sorry to say has \\'hen Coach 1fike Koken say "break Feb. 4-Mt. Union ...... There 3. Basketball rules for inter credit. Not at any time did the hapless up those varsity plays", the fro h cagers bem spotty, but could make a real star Feb. 7- Youngstown ...... There ottt of him.self. L et's try givin,q the team collegiate play as of 1936 Red Cats threaten to steal the lead which literally execute the command to the let a little yelling at the gal!les ..Maybe that will be observed. the Baldwin-'Wallace squad firmly estab ter. Not doing much on the offensive, the Feb. 8-Toledo ...... H ere wilt pull them out uf their lethargy. 4. The referee will have full li hed in the fi rst quarter. first year men are primarily concerned Feb. IS- Ashland ...... Here charge of the game and may with defen ive work again t the regulars. Feb. 21-St. Johns ...... H ere disqualify any player whose * * * * BOX SCORES With a bit of sea oning these fresh should Feb. 25-Akron ...... T here Ther !__ Mod erator Soloist Rev. Joseph A. Kiefer, S. J ., professor Loui :.forabito was the fea tured tenor Hev. \\ illiam J :\lurphy. S. ]., Dean Che ·ter B. Lynn, 'Jil, prc:>ident o£ the Rev. Edward ] . Bracken, S. J., Dean of Clas ical Languages at Carroll, is mod of ~len at John Carroll l'niversity, is of the l'ni,•er. ity, has been invited by soloi t at the Band-Glee Club concert CleYeland Catholic Collegiate ouncil erator of the Glee Club, which organiza- moderator of the John Carroll Band. and Prefect of the odality of Our Lady the members of the Carroll L'nion to Sunday afternoon. I.Iorabito who has tion participated in the concert last Sun- one of the two mtP•ical societies which at Carroll will be a member of the af attend their meeting tomorrow and to come to be known as the student's fa day. Father Kiefer has been moderator presented the joint concert in the new firmative team in the finals of the annual discuss with them local . tudent prob vorite soloist rendered Toselli' "Rim auditorium of J oh n Carroll L' niversity intra-mural debating tournament which lems. lle ha • ju~t r<'turned from Co of this singing club for eight years. pianto" and Victor Herbert's "Sweet last Sunday. will be held this morning. lumbus where he attended the funeral The Glee Club has just rounded out its 1Iystery of Life." His accompani t was He is al;;o Dran of Re ·idence and Chet is one of Carroll's outstanding of his brother who was fatally injured forty- ixth year of exi tance. :.Iiss Alvina D'Ettorre. :-loderator of the Carroll l.;nion. men of letters. in an accident aturday. ( .. @ 1!>36, LiGGETT & MYliiiS TOBACCO Co. ene strength to the squad with the ad fifty feet wide, with three fee t out of they'd do something worth Katzenm'r, f.. I 0 2 Garrett, f . . .. 4 0 8 kol who played at )..Iaple Heights and dition of Johnnie Lyon , Bill "McNally, bounds on each side plus nine feet fo r cir Lebowitz, f .. 2 I 5 ~l cl\'ally, f ... I 0 2 Holy Name. Round this aggregation arc and Jack Lavelle. The former two saw while. They wanted the Notre Irwin,£ . . ... 0 0 0 McGraw. f...... 0 0 0 cus scats. Such action certainly would Dame system. They got it, Fleischman, f 4 I 9 T hompson, f . 2 0 4 based Carroll's hopes for future basket much action last sea on while Lavelle is be wise, for the simple reason that it ;\(cLennan, r.. 3 0 6 W olanski. c .... 4 7 15 ball squads. a sophomore who played at tatin. and for the t eam they provide Kelker, c...... 3 l 7 Lyons, g...... 0 0 0 \yould be an economy move. And the two fair tackles. Now it's gen Clark, c. .... 0 3 3 Mormile, g ...... 3 I 7 athletic board is looking fo r means to Deckman, c .... 0 0 0 Rosicki, g ...... 2 3 7 erally known that in the Notre Davis, g ...... 0 0 0 Marcus, g ...... 0 0 0 save money. Dame system, tackles are the Bate, g ...... 3 1 7 L avelle, c ...... 0 0 0 Sidinger, g .... 2 2 6 backbone of t he team. The Regazzo, g ...... 3 0 6 Totals ...... 16 II 43 BOND'S * * * * squad must contain at the least, Minster, g ...... 2 1 5 THANKS two good pair of them and they Lamphear, g .. 0 0 0 Over coat Parade Chuck (BYLii\E) Heaton, Ralph must weigh 200 pounds each, Totals ...... 23 10 56 Alphonse (RALPIIONSE) K raft, Lou or over. Get the material and Carroll - G:::-.-:F-.-T-. -K-en_t__ G. F. T. Will Save You 1\Ioney you'll have a good team. Just C:arrett, f ...... 3 1 7 Lohr, f ...... 3 4 10 (IT FILLS SPACE A"t\Y\VAY and • Thompson, f.. 4 2 10 Keller, f...... 0 0 0 T HEY CALL IT SPORTS) Ho ~ vath, get a coach or a system and Wolanski, c .... 4 5 I J colt, f ...... 3 2 8 you'll have nothing. ;\[ormile, g ...... 3 I 7 K isseberth ...... 0 0 0 Edward (COOKIE) 1\fcCarthy, and Rosicki, g ...... 1 1 3 Pinyoun, c . 4 I 9 Anthony (FRE Hi-fAN) Zorke are Hey Minarik I Marcus, g ...... 0 0 0 Scharf, c...... I 0 2 Burlingante P olos What? Breen, g ...... 0 0 0 Gilly, g ... _...... 0 0 0 swell guys and they're the ones who --- Boyle, g ...... 2 2 6 wrote the art•icles you've been readi ng Quit Crabbing. Totals ...... 15 10 40 W idowski, g .... I 2 4 AT n these pages (now a page). I have! szz T otals ...... 14 11 39 "HERB" D ENK Case - G-.--.F -T- . _C_a_rr-oU-- G. F. T. College Representative Kalal, f ..... _ .. , 0 I I Garrett, f...... 2 7 11 Don't Forget Friday, Jan. 24 Fox, f ...... 0 0 0 T hompson, f.. .. l 0 2 Franzen, f...... I 2 4 ~lcG raw, f.._ .... 0 0 0 Use Bond's Popu· Walter, c ...... S :.l 12 Wolanski, c ...... 7 3 17 Jar Ten Payment "57" CLUB DANCE Williams, c.... 5 0 10 Mormile, g_ ...... 0 0 0 Bc~T~sD Techmcyer, g .. 0 0 0 Rosicki, g ...... I 0 2 Plan at No Extra Wally Boll's Campus Nomads llllckovsky, g 7 1 14 Breen, g ...... 0 0 0 $1.50 -- - Marcus, g ...... 0 0 0 Cost. 4 19 Euclid Ave. Wade Park Manor Totals ...... 18 6 12 - - - Totals ...... 11 10 32 8 THE CARROLL NEWS 'Ycdnc day, January 15. 1936