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A Colorado State University student relaxes in a hammock between two trees near the Oval Sunday afternoon. Hammocking and slacklining are prohibited on campus due to concerns over campus safety, University liability and property damage. PHOTO BY BROOKE BUCHAN COLLEGIAN Old hammock, slackline ban sees new enforcement

By Austin Fleskes & Natalia Sperry ited on campus because of the dress changing trends on campus. risk management folks through It’s more that they have set up ar- @CSUCollegian concerns for safety of the campus “I think it probably starts out the department of health of lia- eas independent of trees to slack- community, University liability with a slackline ban,” Haberecht bility of especially slacklining,” line,” Haberecht said. “Housing Many Rams relax between and property damage. said. “I don’t think that complete Haberecht said. “It’s both the risk and Dining Services through res- classes by hammocking and slack- Violators may be subject to ban in my time here (has) been a to the folks and the adverse e ect idents saw the need to provide lining on campus, but they may warning, disciplinary action, fi ne very big issue until the last couple to our trees.” that.” not realize they’re breaking Colo- or prosecution as appropriate, years, especially with hammocks The University Facilities’ Tom Cronk, a masters stu- rado State University policy. according to Facilities Manage- (and) the proliferation of (them) manual outlines that there are dent, wrote in an email to The Col- According to the campus facil- ment. on campus.” designated areas outside of the legian that in his time hammock- ity procedure and policy manual, Fred Haberecht, campus plan- Haberecht said the concern Westfall and Durward halls and ing at CSU he had never been hammocks, along with slacklin- ner for Facilities Management, for campus arborists is tree dam- the Corbett courtyard, where approached about the ban until ing, climbing trees and climbing said the ban predates his 17-year age to small, young trees, but it is a hammocks and slacklining are recently. career at CSU, but it has been lesser concern for big trees. allowed. or jumping on or from buildings see HAMMOCKS on page 4 >> and other structures is prohib- enforced in recent months to ad- “There’s a concern from our “That’s a relatively new thing. Thursday, August 30, 2018 2  | Collegian.com FORT COLLINS FOCUS

Lane Miller, an artist with the Trimble Court Artisans co-op, stands with some of her artwork in the co-op’s Old Town gallery. Miller makes sacred clowns, which are Native American ceremoni- al figures, out of clay and nature scraps.PHOTO BY CLARA SCHOLTZ COLLEGIAN

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Letters to Sarah Ehrlich | A&C Director Gab Go | Night Editor the editor should be sent to [email protected]. [email protected] [email protected] Display Advertising | 970-491-7467 News | Thursday, August 30, 2018 | 3 CAMPUS New construction projects announced at CSU as old ones fi nish By Emma Iannacone The building is expected to be @EmmaIannacone completed in the fi rst quarter of 2019 and costs approximately $16.5 Construction crews are com- million. The majority of funding for mon on campus as Colorado State this project came from donations, University updates existing facili- including $8 million from Nancy ties and builds new structures. Richardson, the namesake of the Major projects include several building. multipurpose teaching facilities National Western Center Health Educa- across various degrees of study, tion Outreach Center addition such as a new design building and The National Western Center an animal clinic. Health Education Outreach Cen- Richardson Design Center ter will add 39,600 total square feet The Richardson Design Cen- to the existing building, and will in- ter is an all new structure located clude student study areas, an anato- behind the Gi ord building. It will my computer lab, an anatomy lab, a feature maker’s spaces throughout neuroanatomy lab, o ce space for the 45,000-square foot building, in- an outreach coordinator, support cluding 3D printing machines, laser spaces and cooler space. cutters, wood and metal shops and “(The addition) will move exist- textiles equipment. ing anatomy labs to this new facility “On main campus, the Rich- and will have opportunities for vir- ardson Design Center is one of four tual reality teaching,” Haberecht major projects going on at the same said. “It’s a great update for what time, all scheduled to open now or those students have been working View of the Warner renovation from the computer science building. PHOTO BY FIELD PETERSON COLLEGIAN within six months,” said Fred Ha- with for the last 45 years.” The four-story addition to the Smith Natural Resources building foot addition. It will provide re- & Equine Barn on the Veterinary berecht, campus planner of Facili- was completed this year in time for sources such as livestock handling, Medical Center campus is almost ties Management. east side of the existing Anatomy and Zoology building, will be com- classrooms to be used. meat harvest processing and more. 130,000 square feet with 45,000 The center will house the De- The 37,400-square foot addi- The addition will cost be- square feet of clinical space for large sign and Merchandising main of- pleted Dec. 21 of this year. The es- timated cost is $23.3 million, with tion renovated classrooms, instruc- tween $20 million or $21 million animals, according to Tracey Abel fi ce, design faculty o ces, intern- tional laboratories, a Student Suc- and will be funded with donations. of Facilities Management. There ship area and classes for the newly $1 million approved from the Uni- versity Facility Fee Advisory Board cess Center and departmental and In addition to on-campus con- will also be a 40 stall horse barn. renamed interior architecture and conference spaces. struction, CSU is currently working The project is expected to design major. It will also house the and $22.3 million funded by Na- tional Western COP funds, accord- JBS Global Food Innovation Center ad- on several projects o campus. cost $45 million, with $14.4 million Richardson Design Center main dition C. Wayne McIlwraith Translational from CSU contributions, according o ce and classes for the new inter- ing to Facilities Management. Michael Smith Natural Resources Addi- The JBS Global Food Innova- Medical Institute & Equine Barn to Abel. disciplinary undergraduate certifi - tion Center is currently undergoing The C. Wayne McIlwraith Emma Iannacone can be cate in Design Thinking. tion The addition to the Michael construction for a 38,000-square Translational Medical Institute reached at [email protected]. 4 | News | Thursday, August 30, 2018

CAMPUS Mobile Food Pantry returns to CSU to combat food insecurity

By Jorge Espinoza @jorgespinoza14

Any Colorado State Universi- ty students, faculty and sta who are su ering from food insecurity, or are just having trouble getting groceries ,will soon have the oppor- tunity to go home with a bag full of food. The Mobile Food Pantry will be distributing food to students, sta and faculty to help combat food insecurity, on Sept. 6 from 4 -6 p.m. This is a monthly event which is apart of the Rams Against Hunger initiative on campus. According to the Lory Student Center website, Rams Against Hunger works to provide emergency food relief for undergraduate students dealing with food insecurity. The event will take place on University Avenue and Meridian Street in front of Hartshorn. Stu- dents, sta and faculty can take up to 50 pounds of food for free, in- cluding produce, baked goods, and dairy products. Those that come need to bring their CSU ID and bags to carry food in, according to the Food Bank of Larimer County. According to The Food Bank, 10-15 percent of CSU students ex- perience food insecurity, meaning that they don’t know where their next meal is coming from. This also means that they lack access to healthy foods. Associated Students of Colo- rado State University and Student Leadership, Involvement, and Community Engagement part- nered with the Food Bank for Lar- imer County to bring a Mobile Food Pantry to campus in order to help combat food insecurity, according to the Food Bank’s website. For more information, Rams Against Hunger has a full break- down about the event on the LSC website. Jorge Espinoza can be reached at [email protected]. CSU students, faculty and staff picked up food at the Mobile Food Bank on Nov. 2, 2017 as part of Rams Against Hunger. PHOTO BY YIXUAN XIE COLLEGIAN

wherever there are two trees “So it would be one that allows cording to City policy. trees.” close to each other,” Cronk wrote. hammocking and slacklining but The Collegian could not fi nd Haberecht said the Universi- Hammocks He added that he feels this ban with certain conditions.” any similar City guidelines for ty Administration and Facilities does not apply to modern ham- Haberecht said instead of an hammocking prior to publication. Management has recognized the >> from page 1 mocking, and that there is a better outright ban, facilities would im- Sam Geyhart, a senior fi nance need to revise the University pol- way to go about the issue. plement a set of guidelines, in- major and self-described “avid icy for students, and added that “We were approached by “A much more reasonable cluding tree size, time of day and hammocker” on campus, said he there should be some reasonable someone who identifi ed himself policy would be to regulate ham- anchor location, in order to create was unaware of this ban through- accommodations that are safe for as the arborist, who told us that mocking without banning it by a consistent policy for the campus out his time at CSU and has spent campus and campus trees. hammocking was not allowed establishing a minimum size for community. years hammocking outside of the “We have our campus arbor- anywhere on campus,” Cronk available trees for hammocking According to the City of Fort Lory Student Center and near the ists who are very invested in nur- wrote. or requiring straps, rather than Collins’ slackline tree protection Lagoon. turing these trees and they’re a Cronk wrote that before being ropes, which distribute the force guidelines, slacklining is only Geyhart said he feels an out- legacy thing, so when they see a approached by the arborist, he and friction much more, and in allowed in developed neighbor- right ban is not the correct way to tree being — for lack of a better greeted one of the CSU Police De- the case of any tree being dam- hoods or community parks. All solve the problem. word — mistreated, then they’re partment o cers from his ham- aged,” Cronk wrote. “Then a sim- trees attached to a slackline must “I think it’s feasible, but at the taking it personally” Haberecht mock and the o cer didn’t men- ple sign could be hung on it asking be at least 18 inches in diameter, same time I think a lot of people said. “They’re like the Lorax, tion anything and responded in a students to use a di erent tree.” and the slackline itself must mea- use tree-safe hammock straps, they’re speaking for the trees and comfortable and relaxed manner. Haberecht said that is exact- sure four feet above the ground. so I think most people are pretty some behaviors are antithetical to Cronk wrote that the current ly what he is proposing facilities Additionally, slacklines may responsible about that,” Greyhart their health.” designated areas for hammocking does in this academic year. only be attached to specifi c de- said. “I think that maybe instead Austin Fleskes and Natalia defeat the purpose of the activity “We’ll probably update the ciduous broadleaf trees, such as of enforcing a hammock ban, they Sperry can be reached at news@ itself. policy and have it correspond to maple or oak, and no more than should inform people about us- collegian.com. Haley Candelario “The entire point of ham- what the City is doing so there’s a two trees may be attached to any ing stronger trees because you’re contributed to this report. mocking is that you can do it uniform policy,” Haberecht said. slackline system at one time, ac- actually causing damage to the News | Thursday, August 30, 2018 | 5

CAMPUS ASCSU discusses bringing former Prime Minister to campus, goals

By Stuart Smith the second bill, which aims to fairs Andrea Fairfi eld said in the @stuartsmithnews change the title and responsibili- fi rst week and a half of the semes- ties of CJ Jewell, a graphic design- ter she’s worked with McCrackin, The Associated Students of er in the executive branch, due to she has been impressed. Colorado State University, the his constraints of another job. “(She) has shown complete student government on campus, The bill was unanimously dedication to the department and had their fi rst Senate session of expedited and approved, with re- has relentlessly brought up new the year last night, during which spective voting tallies of 25-0-0 ideas and suggestions on how we they heard two bills, ratifi ed new and 24-0-0. can better the department,” Fair- o cers and listened to a pre- Now, the marketing depart- fi eld said. sentation by ASCSU President ment will split the original fund- Syron described Metscher as Tristan Syron. ing into two identical positions. passionate about LSC advisory Bill to bring former Prime Jewell will now be referred to as board, saying Metscher emailed Minister moves to committee deputy creative director to more him about the position less than A bill to bring Australia’s for- accurately refl ect the scaling back two hours after the position was mer Prime Minister to CSU was of his hours. posted. sent to committee to be voted on New legislative, executive o - President Syron speaks on in a future session. cers sworn in plans for the semester Chief of Sta Zachary With a vote of 22-2-0, Alex- During executive reports, Sy- Vaishampayan presented a bill to andri Murray was sworn in as the ron gave the Senate a progress re- give funds to host Julia Gillard, interim parliamentarian. Murray port of his accomplishments over the fi rst woman Prime Minister will fi ll the role for the fall semes- the summer, talking about his of Australia. ter while elected parliamentari- work to changing on-cam- The bill would allocate $6,000 an Connor Cheadle completes an pus parking and replacing U+2 ASCSU President Tristan Syron and Chief of Staff Zachary from the ASCSU General Discre- internship in Washington, D.C. with Me+3. Vaishampayan present their bill to host Former Australian Prime tionary Fund to bring Gillard to Gina McCrackin and Collin Part of his work with U+2 also Minister Julia Gillard. The bill is planned to be voted on at next week’s CSU in coordination with the Of- Metscher were unanimously included changing the distribu- meeting. Gillard would speak at a free campus wide event similar to last fi ce of International Programs. sworn in as deputy of environ- tion of a satisfaction survey that year’s that hosted by Gina McCarthy. PHOTO BY MATT TACKETT COLLEGIAN Although there is no set mental a airs and as the ASCSU originally was meant to be sent benefi cial for everyone involved, ple talk about is ‘U+2 stops par- date, bringing noteworthy speak- representative to the Lory Stu- out in July. giving students lower rental costs ties,’” he said. “There’s absolutely ers to campus is a yearly tradi- dent Center Governing Board, “Most of you aren’t here in and opening up the rental market no data that I have seen to suggest tion, and ASCSU has historically respectively. July,” Syron said. “We were able to non-students. that.” worked with the O ce of Interna- McCrackin and Metscher re- to move that to September, it goes He also addressed what he has Stuart Smith can be reached at tional Programs to organize these ceived high praise from people out next week.” heard people say the positive ef- [email protected]. events. who worked closely with them. Syron previously told The Col- fects of U+2 are. President Syron introduced Director of Environmental Af- legian Me+3 would be mutually “The number one thing peo- 6 | News | Thursday, August 30, 2018

NATIONAL Ex-USC gynecologist accused of sexual abuse gives up medical license By Harriet Ryan and Matt Hamilton Peter Osino , did not immedi- versity failed to protect them. Los Angeles Times ately return a request for com- USC has signaled that it wants ment. Osino previously rep- to settle the suits quickly and as Dr. George Tyndall, the Uni- resented former USC medical a group. versity of Southern California school dean Carmen Puliafi to, Tyndall was the sole gyne- gynecologist accused of sexually who was stripped of his medical cologist at the campus clinic for assaulting hundreds of students, license after the Times exposed 27 years. For much of that time, has given up his medical license his drug use. there were complaints from pa- temporarily as he confronts a po- Under the interim suspen- tients and clinic colleagues about lice investigation and a barrage of sion, Tyndall cannot see patients, “creepy” conduct. He was ac- lawsuits. hold himself out as a doctor or cused of taking improper photos The physician reached an prescribe medicine. He is also re- of unclothed students, touching agreement this week with the quired to surrender to the board them inappropriately during pel- Medical Board of California that his wall certifi cates and his pre- vic exams and making lewd com- prohibits him from practicing scription pad. ments about their bodies and sex medicine until the board makes a Tyndall is not known to have lives. fi nal decision on the status of his practiced medicine since leaving USC allowed Tyndall to con- license. USC last year. His criminal de- tinue to practice until 2016 when State investigators for the fense attorney told the Times last a nurse reported him to the rape board have been examining Tyn- month that the gynecologist did crisis center. A university inves- dall’s treatment of young women not plan to resume his medical tigation concluded that Tyndall’s at USC’s student health clinic career while under investigation. pelvic exams and suggestive re- since May when the Los Angeles “He is devoting all his time to marks constituted sexual harass- Times revealed the physician’s defending himself against all of ment. Administrators allowed troubled tenure at the university. the accusations against him,” at- him to resign last year with a fi - He has denied any wrongdoing. torney Leonard Levine said. nancial payout. The medical board informed The Los Angeles Police De- They did not report him to Tyndall, 71, this month that it partment has mounted an inves- the medical board until earlier planned to seek the suspension tigation of Tyndall with a team this year, after the Times had of his license, according to a of more than a dozen elite detec- started approaching current and board fi ling Monday. Tyndall de- tives traveling the country to in- former employees about Tyndall. cided to forgo a hearing and ac- terview former patients. USC has said that “in hindsight” cept the suspension, according to The LAPD is working with they should have reported him the fi ling. the lead sex crimes prosecutor at earlier. The physician, who treated the Los Angeles County district The university’s response tens of thousands of women over attorney’s o ce and recently created outrage among faculty three decades at USC, has said he turned over close to 30 cases for and students, and earlier this never mistreated a patient and possible prosecution. month USC President C.L. Max that his exams were medically More than 340 women have Nikias resigned. A search for his Check us out on legitimate. fi led civil suits against Tyndall replacement is underway. The attorney representing and USC alleging the doctor sex- Content pulled from Tribune collegian.com him before the medical board, ually abused them and the uni- News Service. The Rocky Mountain Collegian | Thursday, August 30, 2018 7

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No text of the pro- try in NAFTA, would agree to the tween presidents Trump and for Canadians, who have a lower professionals who come to work posed agreement has been re- changes. Pena Nieto signifi ed that the ad- bar to meet and can seek the visas in the United States will be able to leased. Describing the preliminary ministration’s top priorities had when they arrive at the border. keep their visas as part of the new When asked if the number agreement as a good day for their been agreed to by the respective But some Canadian reports U.S.-Mexico trade agreement, the of TN visas was changing or if country, Mexican o cials told principals,” said spokeswoman have put the number in the tens Mexican government says, deliv- the TN visas are even part of the McClatchy “there were no chang- Nicole Tieman. “Chairman Grass- of thousands. Those who favor ering a political loss to the Trump new agreement, a senior admin- es with the U.S.” as it regards to ley will be monitoring the nego- restricting immigration argue the administration, which sought to istration o cial simply said “No” the TN visas. tiations closely, but will reserve program could trigger a fl ood of slash the number of visas as part without elaborating. The administration wanted to comment on any TN visa-related immigrants in the United States. of NAFTA re-negotiations. The White House and U.S. limit the number of eligible pro- provisions until the fi nal version The number of TN visa work- The Mexican Economy Minis- Trade Representative’s o ce hav- fessions in the TN visa program is delivered to Congress.” ers in the U.S. has grown in recent try told McClatchy that the newly en’t answered repeated follow-up and decrease the number of visa Grassley, R-Iowa, has estimat- years. In 2008, the length of stay announced trade deal does not questions. renewals even though Congress ed the number of people with the was increased from one year to make any changes to the number Supporters were surprised passed a bill in 2016 barring any TN visa could approach 100,000. three, making it an appealing al- of eligible high-skilled profession- that the administration was not administration from trying to There are still a lot of ques- ternative to other high-skilled als who each year receive Treaty more forthcoming. change the number of visas grant- tions about the full status of the visas. Approved occupations for NAFTA, or TN, visas as part of the “It’s unsettling because if no ed to a country as part of trade ne- visas, particularly what will come the TN visa include accountants, original 1994 trade deal. one actually knows in the key gotiations. of the tens of thousands of Ca- hotel managers, land surveyors, “The language about TN visas agencies, then you have to won- Vaughn and other supporters nadian professionals, such as ac- nutritionists, engineers and com- remains as in the original agree- der who is making the decision hoped the visa language would countants, engineers and nurses, puter systems analysts. ment,” an o cial with the Mexi- and why,” said Jessica Vaughan, be excluded from the trade deal, who work in the United States on Groups that want to restrict can economic ministry said. director of policy studies at the which would have been a fi rst step TN visas, if Canada is not incorpo- immigration, including Number- The Trump administration Center for Immigration Studies, to allowing Trump to kill the pro- rated into the trade deal. sUSA and Federation for Ameri- wanted to cut the number of vi- which supports limiting the num- gram altogether. Trade talks between the U.S. can Immigration Reform, lobbied sas as part of the “Buy American, ber of TN visas. “That’s one of Congress, which expects to and Canada resumed Tuesday. the Trump administration to cut Hire American” initiative prom- the problems with the way these receive the plan by Friday, still They were not party to the agree- the number of visas. Both groups ised during the 2016 campaign. trade agreements are always needs to approve of the agree- ment reached between Mexico declined to comment. The status of the controversial done; there is too much secrecy, ment. and the U.S., even though the Content pulled from Tribune visa program has been shroud- and that makes everyone justifi - Senate Judiciary Chairman original NAFTA covered all three News Service. ed in mystery as actual details of ably nervous.” Charles Grassley, who urged countries. the bilateral agreement Trump Trump announced the deal the administration to reduce Fewer than 25,000 TN visas

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COLLEGIAN COLLUMNIST We need more unaffi liated millennial voters Wyatt for the una liated is low, it is discussion around the need these numbers rise, platforms millennials want to see in a great step for millennials in of a third party in the United for a third party will grow and elections. They are thinking Hansen the coming elections. The best States, and this una liated include voters who don’t want outside the box and analyz- way to change political plat- movement helps push towards to be characterized solely as a ing their candidates without @Hansolo1610 forms is to rally the una liat- that. Democrat or Republican. This pressure from the two-party ed to vote and Larimer County According to a Quinnipiac somewhat happened in the system. It creates another per- Editor’s Note: All opinion sec- is setting the standard. poll, prior to the 2016 election, 2016 election with the popu- spective for politics and opens tion content refl ects the views of Larimer County is seeing 60 percent of millennials said larity of socialist candidates the political sphere for discus- the individual author only and the biggest shifts in the pop- they would vote for a third like Bernie Sanders for the sion of other platforms. does not represent a stance tak- ulation becoming una liat- party. The argument against Democratic Party. One of the most important en by The Collegian or its edito- ed. Right now, the American a third-party is that it is hard Although there has been a factors in a democracy is that rial board. two-party system has “too to get everyone on board. This rise in una liated numbers, of the right to vote. We as mil- Anger rises from both much baggage” and bad rep- means people were hesitant there is still a concern sur- lennials are changing the vot- parties as millennials be- utations, which is why un- voting for Jill Stein or Gary rounding their turnout in the ing standards by representing come increasingly upset with a liated voter numbers are Johnson in 2016 simply be- elections. Some are still dis- the una liated voice. I’m not the two-party system and are rising. The rising una liated cause think they were wasting couraged on what ballot they saying disregard everything opting to be una liated. With numbers are changing plat- a vote. It is hard to get every- want to turn in causing them and become una liated, but the election coming up, it’ll be forms by opening up the polit- one to vote third party, but al- to not vote at all. rather think for yourself and interesting to see how these ical sphere for new thought. It lowing the una liated to vote In Colorado, this is not don’t let the strict platforms una liated voters, especially brings in the third opinion that in primaries is a positive move the case. More people turned of both parties be the decid- here in Larimer County, cast often gets swept under the rug for some of these third parties up for the mid-terms in June ing factor. It starts with the their vote. come election time, especially trying to gain support. because the una liated can future generations, and that’s Here at Colorado State in the Presidential race. Una liated voters are vote in primaries now. This is what we millennials are do- University, many of my peers According to the Colora- helping push candidates to a huge step for the una liat- ing; we are setting the stage for identify as una liated. Many do secretary of state’s o ce, reconsider certain platforms ed here in Larimer County and change. millennials are getting away among people aged 26-40, in hopes of new policies and for those across the country. Wyatt Hansen can be reached from the typical voting stan- nearly 40 percent are una l- ways of thought to emerge. Voter turnout still remains at [email protected]. dards of the Democrat and iated in Colorado. This trend These young voters have be- somewhat low, but for the Republican parties and are gives rise to the opportunity come more idealistic instead una liated in Colorado, the looking for a third party sav- for a third party to gain sup- of most of our parents who progress remains constant. ior. Although the voter turnout port. There has always been are resigned to the system. As This is the start of what

SERIOUSLY Tony Frank says he reserves right to pardon himself for parking illegally on campus &NOPE DOPE By Rory Plunkett @jericho.wavliac

Editor’s note: This is a satire piece Trying to kick a nail-biting Women’s pants that don’t from The Collegian’s opinion sec- tion. Real names may be used in fi c- habit. have fake pockets! titious/semi-fi ctitious ways. Those who do not read editor’s notes are subject to being o ended. President Tony Frank tweeted that he can pardon himself if he People smoking cigarettes Hats when you don’t have does anything illegal on campus, anywhere remotely close to after he was sighted parking ille- President Tony Frank illegally parks his truck on the Oval. Students were time to shower. forced to make detours on their way to class. PHOTO ILLUSTRATION BY campus. gally. COLIN SHEPHERD COLLEGIAN “I have the absolute right to pardon myself,” Frank tweeted behavior. Several students pointed interesting part of the day was from the confi nes of his car, hap- out the double standard between when Frank left his o ce to go hazardly parked in the middle of students and faculty about park- home. the Oval. ing. When asked why he thinks it’s Being a fast walker on a According to eyewitnesses, “I have to pay almost $500 okay to park illegally on campus, Getting someone to come Frank parked his car in the mid- a year for a space that’s not even the hooded fi gure, who is our Uni- campus of slow walkers. fi x your WiFi. dle of the Oval, climbed out of his close to any of my classes,” said versity president, brushed past truck with a sweatshirt, sunglasses Daniel Storm, a sophomore study- students and went into his car. and hoodie, carrying a large cup of ing health and exercise science. He was then seen typing fran- Momo Lomo’s hot co ee. “Why is it okay for Tony Frank to tically on his phone for a minute Frank’s car had stayed in the treat the Oval like his own parking before peeling out of the Oval. When people coordinate same place the entire day, forcing lot?”. While many believe this be- outfi ts and you didn’t get the students to walk around it as they After Frank’s hefty bonus of havior to be outrageous, Frank re- Coordinating cute outfi ts. traveled through the Oval. $100,000, it is reasonable to be- sponded to the criticism with one memo. Frank also reportedly stum- lieve a $500 parking fee is within last tweet. bled up the stairs to the Adminis- his budget. “We have the best humongous tration building on his way to his Later that day a Fat Shack de- parking spots at a campus,” Frank o ce. livery car was spotted parked out- tweeted. “No one would believe “His glasses were so dark, but side the Administration building. that I, the best president, a great even with them on he thought the The delivery driver said he was guy, would ever do that.” Rocky Mountain Showdown Labor Day is coming up. lights were too bright,” Frank’s sec- delivering to “a guy named Tony.” Rory Plunkett can be retary said. While it would be interesting reached [email protected]. traffi c. The Collegian asked students to know if Frank got a Fat Chance what their thoughts on Frank’s or a Fat Doobie delivered, the most The Rocky Mountain Collegian | Thursday, August 30, 2018 11

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By Kyle Fredrickson slate against Arizona. Jones, a that remain, the preseason fi - veteran Adam Jones puts cor- practice squad slot available The Denver Post second-year inside linebacker, nale might represent, “the most nerback Brendan Langley and between Tim Patrick, River takes the extra reps because he important football game they’ll wide receiver Isaiah McKenzie Cracraft and John Diarse – all Broncos practice ended knows exactly what is at stake have played in their whole lives,” on notice. Langley, a 2017 third- young players with standout about 30 minutes ago and Joe Thursday night in the desert. Joseph said. Not hyperbole, ei- round pick, has yet to prove re- moments through the course of Jones is by himself, crouched in “For me, I feel like I’m on ther. The Broncos’ head coach liable outside of special teams training camp. a three-point stance in front of a that line,” Jones said, “where I knows from experience as a for- and could get bumped from “My main focus is I have a blue dummy sled and exploding can make it or break it based on mer NFL youngster working for the cornerback depth chart. chance to be a starter this week his shoulder pads into its cush- what this game does for me.” a 53-man roster spot with the The loss of starting punt return and I haven’t been a starter ion. He’s certainly not alone. Jets (1995) and Colts (1996). duties for McKenzie, a 2017 since college,” Cracraft said. “As a player, I was always a fi fth-round pick, could equal a “I’m so hyped for that. I could guy on the bubble,” Joseph said. Denver exit considering his pre- get a ton of snaps. I’m excited “This week is special because vious fumbling issues and play- for it. It’s going to be a big week ON THE BUBBLE ■ WR/PR Isaiah McKenzie, 2nd as a young player, you get one ing order among wide receivers. for me.” year more chance to prove you can Adam Jones, potentially, could The one certainty of cut ■ A closer look at how several McKenzie does not fumble in the play in this league.” improve both positions. day is many players will leave Broncos in danger of being preseason fi nale and convinces For some on the roster bub- Several Broncos, while con- team headquarters left only to cut can solidify their roles in the coaches that he and not ble, Thursday is an opportunity sidered talented enough to wonder what’s next. Jones, that Denver Adam Jones is the primary to build on positive momentum. make an NFL roster, might get second-year linebacker who lin- ■ RB De’Angelo Henderson, 2nd returner. Safety Dymonte Thomas, an left out due to a numbers game gered on the practice fi eld Tues- undrafted free agent signed to within crowded position rooms day, understands the feeling year ■ S Dymonte Thomas, 2nd year Denver’s active roster in Decem- thanks to an infl ux of rookie tal- well. The Broncos are his fourth A monster game at Arizona gives Thomas thrives on defense and ber o the practice squad, was ent – namely at running back NFL team over just 15 months in Henderson the edge over David on special teams and Su’a Cra- featured prominently at dime and wide receiver. the league by way of Dallas, Los Williams and Denver decides to vens struggles to regain playing safety last week in Washing- The emergence of Royce Angeles (Chargers) and Seattle. keep four running backs on the form after a lengthy injury ton with Su’a Cravens sidelined Freeman and Phillip Lindsay A bit of advice for those who active roster absence. (knee). Thomas responded with in the backfi eld might make receive bad news Saturday. ■ LB Joe Jones, 2nd year ■ WR Tim Patrick, 2nd year fi ve tackles, including several De’Angelo Henderson the odd- “Don’t give up and don’t get Jones makes several signifi cant key third-down stops, and a pass man-out, considering the The down on yourself,” Jones said. Patrick is ultra-productive vs. breakup. He appeared totally Denver Post fi rst learned Hen- “Obviously have your moment special teams and defensive Arizona, cornerback Adam Jones plays against the Cardinals and forward-focused, though, when derson is already generating in- of being (upset). I got cut. I was wins the punt return job and the asked how it propelled him clos- terest from other teams should mad for a day or two, then it was, outperforms rookie Keishawn team cuts wide receiver Isaiah er to a roster spot. he become available Saturday, ‘Alright, I’ve got to get back to Bierria. McKenzie. “That happened last week,” according to a league source. “I work.’ If you made plays on de- Thomas said. “This league is all had no idea,” Henderson said fense or special teams, someone about performance. If you don’t Tuesday when asked about the is watching out there on the oth- perform, then you don’t get to report. “Hopefully things play er 31 teams. The last defensive player Vance Joseph confi rmed stay.” out well and I’m still playing “You’ll fi nd a spot some- to run o the fi eld Tuesday at that 22 players, all unspecifi ed For others on the roster bub- football this year.” where.” UCHealth Training Center. starters, are expected to sit out ble, Thursday is an opportunity Should the Broncos’ retain Content pulled from Tribune The fi nal team workout before against the Cardinals. For a to rise above doubt. six wide receivers on the active News Service. 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OFFCAMPUS LIFE Sports | Thursday, August 30, 2018 | 15 CROSS COUNTRY XC improves Visit us at ranking, team unity Collegian.com By Michelle Gould itude shared among the team was @michellegouldd the inspiration for the club team name as well as the brand name the In the lead up to the season, cross country team has given them- for more! Colorado State Men’s Cross Coun- selves. try was ranked No. 9 according to “The whole team has put in the the U.S. Track & Field and Cross best summer training that we’ve SPONSORED CONTENT Country Coaches’ Association Di- ever had,” Siemers said. vision 1 National Coaches’ Poll. A specifi c focus on trust is what TRANSPORTATION MADE EASY Along with this impressive Siemers has begun to ingrain into national accolade, the Rams’ pre- the program. A belief in the athletes long hours of training and overall Consider Transfort your own personal chauffeur. With stops located season ranking checks them in at across CSU’s campus and Fort Collins, Transfort takes away the fourth in the Mountain region, with fi tness is what can make a di er- the top-ranked being 2017 Nation- ence, according to Siemers. headache that comes with driving and parking around town. Riding the al Champions, Northern Arizona. This specifi c style of coaching bus is easier than you think - and it’s free with your RamCard! Simply The team has recollected them- is what has brought so many new- find your stop, scan your RamCard, and sit back and enjoy the ride. selves after CSU graduate Jerrell comers to CSU. Take advantage of the free trip by finishing up class readings, catching Mock’s faltered fi nish at last year’s “The freshmen class is the best recruiting class we’ve ever had — up on the latest news, or watching your favorite Netflix show. Various national championship. route offerings will get you wherever you need to go. The Horn travels After their best national fi n- the best CSU’s ever had,” Siemers ish since 1978, the Art Siemer’s led said. around campus, while the MAX will take you everywhere including Old team has instilled a culture of elite Among this talented class is Town and south Fort Collins. If you’re looking to get out of town for a running at Colorado State with freshman Michael Mooney, one of bit, the FLEX will take you to Loveland, Longmont and Boulder. a trust in coaching, the team and the nation’s top recruits in not only their fi tness at the forefront. cross country but soccer. This recent breakthrough for Mooney was named 2017-18 the program has not only enticed Colorado Gatorade Player of the For late night weekend adventures, get delivered safely from campus west Colorado’s fi nest and the country’s Year for his talents in soccer. to Old Town from 10:30 p.m. until 2 a.m. with best to join the nationally-ranked Mooney is still adjusting to the GOLD ROUTE team, but has also begun to guide higher level of training as he transi- former Rams to begin their profes- tions from being both a soccer and sional career in racing. cross country athlete. With the lim- 2018 graduates Mock and Grant ited training for cross country that Fischer have teamed up with coach encompasses being a dual-sport Siemers to launch their profes- athlete in high school, Mooney still sional careers in running, with the led the country with a top time of creation of a new Fort Collins club 8:50.96 for the 3200. team called Siemers Dreamers. “I’m still getting adjusted The team has only expanded on to the training, but the guys on what current Rams and alumni are the team make it fun,” Mooney capable of. said. “And when I see myself up Although top-scoring athletes there with Cole (Rockhold) like Mock, Fisher and graduate stu- on some of the workouts, I know dent Wayde Hall are o the roster, I’ve got to be doing something right. the team still look to be in good po- It’s pretty cool to be a part of this.” sition, being led by Cole Rockhold. It is not unusual for freshman With Siemers coaching at both runners to redshirt their fi rst year a professional and collegiate lev- in collegiate programs because of el, there is no doubt that the Rams the increase in mileage and inten- have room for improvement, and sity of training. However, if they RamRide is another free and their secret weapon is Siemers’ ex- are projected to score, Siemers pre- easy option, operating Thursday ceptional coaching. dicts some newcomers may be able through Saturday nights. The appreciation and grat- see CROSS COUNTRY on page 19 >> CALL (970) 491-3550

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FOOTBALL The Rocky Mountain Showdown isn’t really a rivalry in the rivalry and embarrassed and the University of Tulane Luke in front of their largest crowds (69-22-7). Zahlmann of each season, each game tak- Now when thinking of the ing place at the 80,000-seat LSU Tigers and Tulane, does Mile High Stadium. anyone consider the matchup @lukezahlmann The rivalry has not always noteworthy? been played in such a large The Tigers are a renowned The best part of the Rocky venue, but the point remains. Southeastern Conference Mountain Showdown between As the contract to play at powerhouse, housing the likes Colorado State and the Univer- the professional venue winds of current NFL stars Odell sity of Colorado is the world- down, the games will begin Beckham Jr., Patrick Peterson class tailgating, considered the to be played at each respec- and Leonard Fournette as well year’s top collegiate event in tive home stadium, creating a as Hall-of-Famer Y.A. Tittle in Colorado. The football on the home-field advantage for the terms of legends. field is much less appetizing. host each season as opposed Though CU does not pos- With an all-time record of to choosing an arbitrary home sess the same candor, the 65-22-2 in favor of Colorado, is team each year at the neutral Buffs have housed much bet- INFOGRAPHIC BY MEG METZGER-SEYMOUR COLLEGIAN it really a rivalry? site. ter teams year after year, with A rivalry is loosely defined occasionally, something that rivalries. Wasting time annual- Despite the lopsided na- only the occasional contender should be appreciated for an as a “competition for the same ture of the opening matchups from CSU. ly on a game that tips in favor objective or for superiority in agricultural university. of the Rams on very few occa- all the way back in the 19th In the bigger picture, Unrealistic expectations of the same field,” according to century, I will stick to just the the game may turn into the sions has lost value. The team the Oxford Dictionary. Both the team have given the pro- needs to focus on playing the examples present in the last 30 coach-killing variety as Mike gram a bad rap in recent years CSU and CU are both compet- matchups, starting when the Bobo continues to rustle with teams that steadily improve ing for the same goal, a tally as pundits around the program them, with an end goal of com- “rivalry” was resumed in 1983. the lack of success in rivalries. refuse to give the school a in the win column, and a step In that span, the Rams have Though three bowl games is a peting for a championship in forward towards a successful break for being a group-of-five their own conference. actually had moderate suc- boon for the program, the fan- program going against a pow- season. cess, winning eight of the 30 hood that believes in the com- Until the Rams are able to The second part of the defi- er-five program with a talent make it to a power-five con- matchups, a resounding record petitiveness of the non-com- deficiency to show for it. nition is where things get foggy of 8-22. The score differential petitive rivalry may run the ference, which is a lofty goal, for the Rams. The days of the “rivalry” the rivalry against the team between the two teams is 866- leader out of town. deserve to take a back seat. Superiority in the same 597 with the Buffs outscoring Losing Bobo for CSU would across the way needs to be put field favors the Buffaloes in the The games that should be on hold. the Rams by nearly nine points be a blow to the program as a the focus for the program and same way a big brother picks on per game. The rivalry in terms whole. A steadying force, Bobo Luke Zahlmann can be his younger sibling. The Rams its fans are the Border War or reached at sports@collegian. of record most relates to that has put the Rams in the lime- Air Force, much more realistic have been consistently bullied of Louisiana State University light, producing NFL talent com.

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VOLLEYBALL CSU volleyball sweeps UNC despite early diffi culties

By Sergio Santistevan run. With the help of Paulina @TheRealsSergio Houggard-Jensen and Jessica Jackson, CSU jumped out to a The Colorado State vol- 12-8 lead. After constant back leyball team went on the road and forth action, UNC called a for the first time this season timeout trailing 18-13. and was tested by the Univer- The timeout seemed to sity of University of North- work in the Bears favor as ern Colorado for much of the they decreased the lead 23-21 match. From the first whistle, and forced a CSU timeout. In UNC gave the Rams everything the biggest call of the night, they could handle, but in the Tom Hilbert successfully chal- end, CSU swept UNC 3-0 (26- lenged the referee’s decision 24, 25-20, 25-16). with the scored knotted up at Starting outside hitter, Ol- 23-23 to put the Rams up 24- ivia Nicholson, returned to the 22. An attack error by UNC’s court for the Rams after miss- Kortney Lockey helped the ing the first two games due to Rams come out the first set vic- injury. Coach Tom Hilbert says tory 26-24. the whole team is better with Errors stalked the Rams in Nicholson on the court be- the first set with a total of five cause she can anticipate moves service errors and seven attack other players have a hard time errors, but three service aces contributed to the opening set Breanna Runnels hits against UNC Willmington. The Rams swept the Seahawks 3-0. PHOTO BY ASHLEY POTTS seeing. COLLEGIAN “I was a little nervous, I’ll victory for the Rams. be honest,” Nicholson said. “I think we started the as the Rams started to click, proved to be too much for the in points, with Runnels leading “But, once I get out there it’s match out with a little bit of totaling 16 total kills on a .316 Bears as a kill by Jessica Jack- the charge with 14.5 and Hou- just like a day at practice or an- jitters but this was really one of hitting percentage in set two. son set the Rams up with a gaard-Jensen with 14. other game. I’ve done this my the better matches for serving “I think it was a collabo- comfortable 16-7 lead. With CSU will be back in action whole life.” for us this year,” Hilbert said. ration, we need everybody on the momentum, CSU closed Sept. 1 in Moby Arena against Coming into the match- “As we settled down we main- that team to make each player the match and the game out in The University of Cincinna- up, the Bears and Rams had tained the streak that they good,” Runnels said. “It was a decisive 25-16 victory. ti at 11 am and Florida State two common opponents in were on.” just a team effort. I think Katie “We did some good things University at 7:30 pm. to be- the University of Illinois and In the second set, the Bears (Oleksak) was putting the ball defensively,” Hilbert said. gin their three-game weekend University of North Caroli- continued to give the Rams in a good location for me.” “There was a lot of things I was tournament. na-Wilmington and played problems. In the early going, While the Rams controlled not pleased with. I don’t think Sergio Santistevan can be those teams nearly identical in UNC went up 8-6, but that was much of the third set, UNC we handled very well, especial- reached at sports@collegian. their respective matchups. the last time they held the lead kept things close throughout. ly down the stretch.” com. To start off the opening, in the set. The Rams surged on The Bears tied the Rams up at The Rams finished the CSU went up early 2-0 but a 12-7 run to jump out 20-13. A six before CSU regained the game with 47 total kills, a hit- quickly saw their lead disap- kill by Breana Runnels ended lead for the remainder of the ting percentage of .265 and pear as UNC went on a 3-0 the set 25-20. Runnels contrib- set. seven blocks. Runnels and uted heavily in the second set The Rams front attack Hougaard-Jensen led the team

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>> from page 15 another Mountain West title. Rockhold will be returning as a newly-minted cross country All-American with tunnel-vision moving forward into his fi nal sea- son as a Ram. “I want to be an All-American again,” Rockhold said. “Obviously we want to improve on our ranking and show that Colorado State is a top-fi ve program.” Siemers went a step further re- garding the team’s success. “Even without some of our stars, we have the confi dence to compete with the best in the coun- try,” Siemers said. The cross country team will begin their journey to the Nation- al Collegiate Athletic Association Cross Country Championships on Friday at the Wyoming Invitation- al. Michelle Gould can be reached at [email protected]. Coach Art Siemers (right) speaks with the mens and women’s cross country team before practice Monday afternoon in the Glenn Morris Field House. PHOTO COURTESY OF ELIOT FOUST 20 | Arts & Culture | Thursday, August 30, 2018

NATIONAL Eight notable shows to watch in September

By Verne Gay Che and Colin Jost, who promise Newsday a why-are-we-even-here? irrever- ence. In an interview with the Los And just like that, September Angeles Times, Jost said the Em- is nearly here along with dozens of mys are “focused on things that 99 new series. Where to begin? Well, percent of the country doesn’t care here: I’ve selected eight notables, about.” Uh-huh. including the Emmy Awards, which “Maniac” (Netfl ix, Sept. 21) Annie will fall on a Monday this year. Landsberg (Emma Stone) and “Kidding” (Showtime, Sept. 9, 10 p.m.) Owen Milgrim (Jonah Hill) are In his fi rst regular series gig since invited to a pharmaceutical tri- “In Living Color,” Jim Carrey is a al. They have no idea what this is Fred Rogers-like kids TV host with about, but _ what the heck! _ it o ers a loving heart and tenuous grasp a cure to (in her case) bad relation- of his sanity. Poor Mr. Pickles does ships and (in his) schizophrenia. A eventually lose his mind. Along sinister trial doctor (Justin Ther- with the impressive cast _ Cath- oux) promises no side e ects. Right. erine Keener, Frank Langella and This “Inception”-like mind-twister Judy Greer co-star _ there’s another directed by Cary Fukunaga (“True bonus here: “Kidding” marks Car- Detective 1”) is also supposed to be rey’s reunion with Oscar-winner a comedy. A dark one. Michel Gondry, who directs. The “Magnum P.I.” (CBS, Sept. 24, 9 p.m.) last time they worked together was Like CBS’ other action reboots on 2004’s “Eternal Sunshine of the (“MacGyver,” “Hawaii 5-0”) you Spotless Mind.” can expect lots of bullets, bombs “The First” (Hulu, Sept. 14) Sean and explosions (poor Hawaii can’t catch a break). Your new Thomas Penn’s fi rst TV series _ and no, Laz Ingram (Natascha McElhone) in “The First.” PHOTO BY ALAN MARKFIELD HULU “” does not count _ will Magnum is Jay Hernandez, who’s fi ctionally take him to Mars, as a maybe best known from “Scan- dal,” while the new Higgins is a Ju- member of a team of astronauts. but also a mystery. What happened brother? (Michael Angarano, who reboot begs ‘em. Much of the origi- Besides Penn, the other big stars liet (Perdita Weeks, “Ready Player One”). to the darn thing? After fi ve years’ played the son of Jack _ umm, yes, nal cast returns, including Candice along for the interplanetary ride absence, no one on board has aged a di erent Jack _ on “Will & Grace.”) Bergen, without whom this series include Natascha McElhone and “Manifest” (NBC, Sept. 24, 10 p.m.) NBC posted the fi rst act of this day. But people on the ground have. Apparently Nicky died in Vietnam, would never have been possible, LisaGay Hamilton as crewmates. “This Is Us” (NBC, Sept. 25, 9 p.m.) but how? Were Jack and Nicky in then or now. But how will “Mur- Hulu broke the bank on this project newcomer on YouTube Tuesday _ an unusual move, but a shrewd Now that we know how Jack (Milo the same unit, same battle? Oh, and phy” be updated, considering that (a reported $55 million production Ventimiglia) died, how did he live? what will happen to Beth (Susan the world of television news has un- budget) and got a major name to one because it also generated what sneak peeks are supposed to: in- What _ specifi cally _ did he do in Kelechi Watson), last heard saying, dergone a revolution since this last write it _ Beau Willimon (“House of Vietnam, and how did that shape “I’m not ready to see her?” Who’s aired back in 1997? Cards”). terest. A plane leaves Jamaica on April 7, 2013, then touches down in him? The third season promises a “her”? As usual, “Us” is all about the Content pulled from Tribune “70th Primetime Emmy Awards” (NBC, time-reversal back to the war, along questions. News Service. Sept. 17, 8 p.m.) What’s most intrigu- Newburgh on Nov. 4, 2018. Sure, history’s worst and longest fl ight, with more questions, perhaps some “Murphy Brown” (CBS, Sept. 27, 9:30 ing are the hosts, “SNL’s” Michael answers: Who was Nicky, Jack’s p.m.) And speaking of questions, this

NATIONAL What to do if you encounter this dangerous Colorado animal

By Spencer McKee Rattlesnakes tend to hide, counters a snake, the snake will The Gazzette, Colorado Springs whether it’s beneath a rock or in likely become defensive due to the midst of overgrowth. Gener- similarities between a dog and One of the deadliest animals ally, if you stick to the trail, you predators like coyotes and foxes. in Colorado, a rattlesnake bite won’t see them, especially with If a rattlesnake bites you, the can easily deliver enough ven- their e ective camoufl aging. fi rst thing to do is avoid panic. It’s om to kill an adult human. The This means that it’s important to a scary situation and you’ll need good news is that these snakes watch your step while you’re out medical attention immediately, rarely attack people, more likely exploring, as stomping on a rat- but speeding up your heart rate to strike when they feel threat- tlesnake will quickly turn a gen- is a good way to spread the ven- ened versus engaging in purely erally timid creature into some- om quickly. aggressive behavior. That being thing much more aggressive. Don’t try remedies you’ve said, if you’re hiking on Colorado If you do happen to spot a heard like sucking the venom trails, it’s important to know how rattlesnake while you’re on the out. This wastes time and the to identify a rattlesnake, what to trail, keep in mind that they only true solution is use of an- do when you encounter them, probably don’t want much to do ti-venom. and what happens next if a bite with you. If you let them be and If you get bitten, start walking occurs. keep moving, you can avoid most back to your car and call ahead to There are two types of rat- worst-case scenarios. However, the nearest medical facility to let tlesnakes in Colorado, a western if the snake you see coils, beware. them know they’ve got a snake rattlesnake and the massasauga. This is their striking pose. Imme- bite victim on the way. This will The easiest way to identify both diately step back at least several help them determine if they’ll compared to other snake spe- feet from where you came from be able to treat you ahead of time cies is by the tell-tale rattler on and avoid the snake altogether. and it will help them prepare for their tail. The Western Rattler Dog owners _ rattlesnakes are your arrival so that the process is is the larger of the two species, one reason why it is important to expedited. sometimes exceeding 3.5 feet in follow all posted leash laws and Content pulled from Tribune length. Full-grown massasauga to keep your canines under your News Service. close watch while in nature. If a are generally closer to two feet COLLEGIAN FILE PHOTO long. dog wanders o the trail and en- Arts & Culture | Thursday, August 30, 2018 | 21

COLLEGIAN ARCHIVES Alternative ways to throw shade at the Showdown

By Miranda Moses @mirandasrad

Editor’s note: This article was origi- nally published on Sept.1 , 2016 With The Rocky Mountain Showdown quickly approaching, Colorado State University pride is progressively becoming infectious across campus, which is causing students to become aggressively pumped about the CSU vs. Uni- versity of Colorado Boulder rival- ry. With tensions running high at the game, students from both schools will not be shy about toss- ing around a few insults. While the usual go to is the “F*CK CU” chant, here is an alternative list of insults to throw in a bu ’s way written by a girl with the mind of an eight year old: 1. “The Buff.” If anyone decides to come at you sideways during the game say- ing something about how Rams are weak, simply say, “Yeah? Well at least we actually are bu !” This insult works best if you fl ex your muscles or pretend to drop an in- visible microphone. Colorado State University fans cheer for the Rams as they take to the fi eld prior to the start of the 2017 Rocky Mountain Showdown. PHOTO BY 2. “Cut It.” FORREST CZARNECKI COLLEGIAN For some reason, a lot of Boul- der kids are convinced that the only reason CSU students go to CSU is because they didn’t get in to CU. In reality, a lot of CSU students were accepted to CU. They just de- cided not to go there, or a lot of the times couldn’t a ord to go because CU is notorious for not giving out fi nancial aid. If a bu tries to diss you this way, simply start singing O.T. Genasis’s “Cut It” and replace the word “price” with “tuition.” If you dance too, not only will this confuse the bu , but they will also become stunned upon being reminded just how much student debt they inevitably will be in. 3. “We Got In.” This is the another good re- sponse to a bu ’s accusation that CSU students couldn’t get in to CU. If someone tries to throw that kind of shade, reply, “I did get in, I just knew CSU was better. I’m sur- prised you got in though, because Rams actually know more num- bers than four and 20.” 4. “Sko?” No one can ever explain to me where this word came from or why it’s used. Every time someone yells this, you can always remind them Fans who are still bitter about the offi ciating at the Rocky Mountain Showdown show their love for the Mountain West referees at the 2017 Rocky that it is not a word and sounds Mountain Showdown. PHOTO BY JOE OAKMAN COLLEGIAN dumb, or you can loudly announce to the person next to you, “Wow! Rocky Mountain Showdown, our 7. “My G.P.A.” If you happen to be friends For some reason, CU bu s tend You would think that with all the beloved CAM the Ram (R.I.P.) died This is another diss that you with a CU student and have their to run out of ideas for disses and money their paying to go to school tragically of natural causes. Bu s can use if a Boulder hippy decides phone number, instead of sending start making things up. A common they would know how to spell the held up o ensive signs during the to question CSU students’ educa- them nasty words, just spam them thing shouted during game day is word go correctly.” game poking fun at this loss, and it tion and intellect. If a CSU student by sending a bunch of ram emojis that the girls that attend CSU are 5. “South Park.” is likely they will stoop to this level starts up this kind of conversation, (there’s two to choose from) and not attractive, which is just silly. It’s always good to remind the again. If a Boulder hippy tries to re- remind them, “At least my G.P.A. remind them that there is not a If a CU student gives up and uses bu s that South Park is on our fer back to this, look them straight is as high as you are.” Feel free to bu alo emoji to retaliate with. this approach, if you are a CSU side. There is literally an episode in the eye and say, “Cam may have drop another invisible imaginary Better yet, make them apart of a lady, simply point at your face. where the characters use the term died for our sins, but Ralphies have microphone, and maybe have group chat with a bunch of your This alone will prove them wrong “dirty hippies” and feature a car died for our burgers.” Then mime a bunch of your friends jump most persistent CSU friends and and make them feel dumb for even with a CU bumper sticker on it. yourself taking a giant bite out of a around and scream “OOOOH” be- send them emoji after emoji after suggesting that that would be true. 6. “Deceased Cam.” bu burger while maintaining eye hind you. emoji. Miranda Moses can be reached In 2015 on the day of The contact. 8. “We Got Emojis.” 9. “Just Look at Us.” at [email protected]. 22 | Arts & Culture | Thursday, August 30, 2018

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