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Volume 124, Issue 67 dailytarheel.com Wednesday, September 14, 2016 ‘I did everything a rape victim was supposed to do’ In a statement released Tuesday, it is not rape,” said Robinson’s lawyer this investigation.” Allen Artis was suspended indefi- Delaney Robinson says Robinson said she then went to the Denise Branch of the Raleigh firm In a written statement, Robinson nitely because of a UNC athletics UNC and Orange County hospital, where she consented to a Stuart Law. said she watched previously recorded policy that players are suspended rape test kit and gave a statement The initial investigation of the interviews between DPS, her assail- when they’re charged with misde- handled her case poorly. about what had happened. assault was conducted by the UNC ant and his friend — who Branch meanors, football spokesperson “I did everything a rape victim is Department of Public Safety, but said was a key witness to the events Kevin Best said. By Acy Jackson and C Jackson Cowart supposed to do,” Robinson said. Branch said the process with DPS prior to the assault. Robinson said Robinson and her lawyer said Senior Writers Robinson, who was 18 at the time, was met with problems and delays. she became angry when she saw the they sought self-sworn warrants acknowledged she was drinking on “This police force is not capable way DPS officers treated the suspect. Tuesday for two misdemeanor On Valentine’s Day 2016, current the night of the assault. of properly investigating a sexual “They told him, ‘Don’t sweat it, charges against Artis — misdemean- sophomore Delaney Robinson said “The appropriate punishment for assault case to appropriate resolu- just keep on living your life and or assault on a female and misde- she survived a sexual assault in Ram underage drinking is a citation by tion,” she said. “There were so many playing football,’” she said. Village. alcohol law enforcement officers — missteps that took place throughout On Tuesday, UNC linebacker SEE ROBINSON, PAGE 7 U.S. faces sting of honeybee losses Honeybees have become increasingly difficult to keep alive By CJ Farris Staff Writer

One in every three bites of food that Americans eat would disappear without pollinators. And honeybees account for $15 billion each year in the U.S. agriculture industry accord- ing to the White House. But the U.S. honeybee population is in crisis. Jeff Lee is a commercial beekeep- er from Mebane, North Carolina, who owns about 1,700 honeybee hives — which amounts to approxi- mately 85 million honeybees. “(Beekeeping is) sort of the secret of agriculture,” Lee said. “Most people think honey when I say I’m a beekeeper, but the pollination is by far the most important.” He said farmers need honeybees to pollinate flowers, nuts, fruits and vegetables. Lee ships his bees to California for five to six weeks starting in February, before they return DTH/CHICHI ZHU to North Carolina to pollinate Jeff Lee, owner and beekeeper of Lee’s Bees, removes a tray of bees from their hive. He recently smoked the hives to induce hibernation for honey production. blueberries. In May, his bees are sent to Maine to pollinate wild “Farmers don’t have any real “If I didn’t lose 40 Threats to the bees sive to keep bees alive, which is why blueberries. From there, he sends tangible ability to easily increase there are less commercial beekeep- some of his bees to Wisconsin to the wild bee population, and so percent of my bees Beyond malnutrition, bees ers now than 40 years ago. pollinate cranberries, and the rest they hedge their bets by renting encounter a number of other threats “If I didn’t lose 40 percent of my will return to North Carolina for honeybee colonies to provide that every year, I would be including parasites, pathogens and bees every year, I would be doing cucumbers in the summer. service,” Tarpy said. doing well.” pesticides, Tarpy said. well,” Lee said. “Just imagine losing The amount of transportation On Aug. 28, South Carolina offi- 40 percent of your cattle or your pigs Jeff Lee The bee trade and bee health involved in commercial beekeeping cials sprayed pesticides intended to or your chickens every year.” led researchers at N.C. State to Owner and beekeeper, Lee’s Bees combat the spread of the Zika virus According to The White House, The demand for honeybees release the first study exploring the and killed about 2.5 million bees in U.S. historical winter loss rates were across the nation is increasing impact of long-distance travel on developments. the process. only 10 to 15 percent. because local populations cannot honeybee health, said Li-Byarlay, “And even on some farms now, “Like in the case of this Zika meet farmers’ needs, said Hongmei who co-authored the study with the farms will use every square inch spraying, what is really good at kill- The struggle of beekeepers Li-Byarlay, a researcher in N.C. Tarpy among other researchers. of their dirt to plant a crop, and so ing one insect like a mosquito tends State University’s Department of She said the research done at N.C. there are no wildflowers or other to be really good at killing other Tarpy said after beekeepers expe- Entomology and Plant Pathology. State found honeybees transported native species that would bloom and beneficial insects like honeybees and rience this degree of losses, they Honeybees are the most com- long distances showed signs of actually provide nutrition for the these other native bees,” Tarpy said. have to scramble to grow their colo- mon managed bee and are pre- high stress and can live five percent bees,” he said. “So, that’s always been this tradeoff nies back. ferred to other bee species because shorter lives. Tarpy said the study’s findings in agriculture and human health.” “It’s that unsustainable fluctua- they are suited for colony life, said Lee said finding places with showed variation in honeybees’ It is essential for officials and bee- tion of die off, grow back, die off, David Tarpy, a professor of ento- new flowers to feed his bees is stress levels that can also be keepers to communicate so tragedies grow back that’s really concerning, I mology and plant pathology at growing more difficult due to attributed to nutrition and other like this do not happen, he said. N.C. State. growing housing and business environmental factors. Lee said it is difficult and expen- SEE BEES, PAGE 7 Red wolf program to focus on captivity NCAA pulls events Red wolves will now only be from North Carolina protected in one county in NCAA’s decision aligns with the N.C., down from five. Groups in N.C. wait for network’s recent policies. court decision about “The NCAA has — at least By Olivia Slagle in the last year — encouraged Staff Writer the future of HB2. their member institutions to allow trans students to play on The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service By Kent McDonald the teams they identify with, so will change its Red Wolf Recovery Assistant State & National Editor this is in line with that view that Program to focus more on securing the they’ve already made clear,” she captive wolf population. The NCAA announced yes- said. The FWS concluded a two-year terday the organization decided Hudnell said it is unfortu- investigation of the nearly 30-year-old to pull seven 2016-17 champion- nate the NCAA decision will program earlier this year and released ship events from North Carolina negatively impact the people of its findings to the public on Monday. because of civil rights concerns North Carolina. Cindy Dohner, southeastern region- over state laws. “We do understand that there al director for the FWS, said during Mike Meno, spokesperson are those who are paying for a a press conference that the steps out- for the American Civil Liberties view that they don’t have, but lined in the proposal represent the best PHOTO COURTESY OF RYAN NORDSVEN Union of North Carolina, said it’s important that we make sure future for the red wolves. A red wolf stands in captivity. Changes have been made to the recovery program. the NCAA decision proves HB2 that these students are protect- The FWS will first move to increase is damaging North Carolina’s ed and have the same chance to and secure the population in captivity, the captive population by managing where wolves are protected from five reputation. do well in school as any other that the investigation found cannot the two together, we could lose the red to only the Dare County Bombing “This is just the latest exam- student,” Hudnell said. sustain itself in its current configura- wolf.” Range and the Alligator River ple of how HB2 is wreaking Lt. Gov. Dan Forest said in a tion. The FWS also announced they will National Wildlife Refuge. Animals that havoc on not only our state’s statement that the NCAA does “Up until now we have managed work to find new locations that could leave the area will be captured and people, but our economy and not care about women and their the captive population separately from sustain an additional experimental integrated into the captive population. reputation,” he said. safety. the nonessential experimental popula- wild population by October 2017. The final step will include a Species Kari Hudnell, a spokesperson “The NCAA’s action sends a tion,” Dohner said. “We will no longer The third step in the proposal will for the Gay, Lesbian & Straight do that. Frankly, if we cannot secure decrease the number of NC counties SEE RED WOLVES, PAGE 7 Education Network, said the SEE NCAA, PAGE 7

So long, and thanks for all the fish. DOUGLAS ADAMS 2 Wednesday, September 14, 2016 News The Daily Tar Heel

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INVESTIGATIONS said. so perfectly matching with the Those qualities were at [email protected] It may have been the sec- mood of the album. the forefront of his tour, ACY JACKSON ondhand smoke, but those And from the hours that especially during songs like UNIVERSITY EDITOR words resonated with me. we spent listening to both his “Ultralight Beam,” which was [email protected] “The Life of Pablo” dropped new material and his older what I can only describe as a JANE LITTLE on Feb. 14, during an intense hits like “Stronger,” it’s clear spiritual experience. And they CITY EDITOR period of my life. I was fail- that he puts in so much work were definitely apparent in [email protected] ing all of my classes, strug- because of his passion — he his speech as he encouraged BENJI SCHWARTZ gling with friendships, going loves what he does, and he everyone to pursue a life that STATE & NATIONAL EDITOR loves his life. they love as much as he loves [email protected] through a breakup and experi- encing anxiety, depression and He didn’t put “Gold his. SARAH VASSELLO insomnia in full-swing. At that Digger” in his lineup because When the concert was over, SWERVE DIRECTOR [email protected] point, I was already listening he missed singing it — he I stayed in my seat until I was to Kanye West on repeat. did it because he knows his kicked out because how can C JACKSON COWART So, naturally, “The Life of fans love it, and he loves his you leave an idea that you SPORTS EDITOR [email protected] Pablo” took over my life. I lis- fans. He didn’t make the want to keep living in? tened to it walking to class as a sound technicians start his What I want to say to ZITA VOROS reward for going. I listened at track again when he wasn’t Kanye can’t be said in one DESIGN & GRAPHICS EDITOR [email protected] work, so I could get through it happy with his performance night, or maybe even in one without losing it. because he enjoys repetition lifetime. But hopefully this is SARAH DWYER, And, on Monday, that’s why — he did it because he cares. a start. DTH/SARAH VASSELLO ALEX KORMANN PHOTO EDITORS my friends and I drove six He didn’t plan for the stage @sarahvassello Kanye West performs “Don’t Like” at Philips Arena in Atlanta on [email protected] hours to Atlanta. lights to shine on him and on [email protected] Monday night. This was one of 31 stops on the Saint Pablo tour. 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This event is open to UNC-Chapel Hill students only. The Daily Tar Heel News Wednesday, September 14, 2016 3 Good Neighbor Block Politically- affiliated Party draws hundreds groups prep for elections Some groups endorse candidates and all are planning outreach. By Belle Hillenburg Senior Writer

Leading up to November, UNC political organizations have different ways of spreading their messages. UNC Young Democrats President Courtney Sams said the stakes are higher this year because the governor’s seat, a Senate seat and the presidency are up for election. “There has been, since the beginning of the primaries, a large focus on the nature of our political system and not just issues,” Sams said. “I think that’s a really exciting thing for us, as first-time presidential voters and as young people, to get to see our nation’s democracy seeking to better itself.” Sams said the Young Democrats have a policy of endorsing all Democratic candidates. Frank Pray, chairman emeritus of the UNC College Republicans, said the organization is focusing its resources this semester on the reelection campaigns of Sen. Richard Burr and Gov. Pat McCrory. “As far as the presidential election goes, we have members in our club who have various opinions on the presidential election — especially regarding our party’s nominee, Donald Trump,” Pray said. “So because of (those) various opinions, we really haven’t taken a stance on that as of right now.” Pray said this semester, the College DTH/ISABEL DONNOLO Republicans are operating normally. Rameses embraces a group of local children at the Good Neighbor Initiative Block Party at Hargraves Community Center on Tuesday in Chapel Hill. “The College Republicans has always stood for conservatism, freedom and the principles of our founding fathers on campus,” he said. “We ‘It’s all about celebrating neighborhood and community’ are spreading that message like we always have.” Stormie Baker, president of the UNC Young By Erik Beene “I’ve been here 16 years, and I said. “Just being here and seeing all the Americans for Liberty, said her organization Staff Writer people come out and the different faces, it operates as a chapter of the nonprofit Young think the event gets better each shows how we can work together if we just Americans for Liberty. Because of their Music and laughter filled the fields give it a chance.” nonprofit status, Baker said the organization outside the Hargraves Community Center time we do it.” Bachenheimer said the block party does not publicly endorse candidates. as hundreds turned out for the annual Kenneth Lennon is part of a larger initiative aimed at “That being said, all of us are allowed to per- Good Neighbor Initiative Block Party Community services officer for the Chapel Hill Police Dept. promoting community between residents sonally identify as Libertarians and vote for who Tuesday evening. and students. Before the start of classes, we want, and kind of spread the word,” she said. Aaron Bachenheimer, director of fraternity volunteers for the Good Neighbor Initiative Sams said the Young Democrats have part- and sorority life and community involvement Also included at the event were inflatable knocked on about 1,200 doors to inform nered with the NC Democratic Coordinated at UNC said the block party has occurred bounce houses, crafts stations, games and tables residents about what the community Campaign to run voter registration efforts on annually since 2007-2008. where residents and students could learn about expectations are for living off campus. campus. She said the organization has already “The purpose of this event is really for community organization. Several local groups Louise Goodfellow, a UNC senior living registered more voters this semester than any student and non-student residents to come also performed before the crowd. on North Street, learned about the event time in the chapter’s history. together and get to know one another, so we Staff from the Chapel Hill Police Department through a friend. Baker said the Young Americans for can have healthy and strong communities and other Orange County law enforcement “This summer I worked for a Liberty are focusing on presidential election and so people can be good neighbors to one agencies participated in the event. community development nonprofit and awareness and informing people about all the another,” said Bachenheimer. Kenneth Lennon, a community services just realized how important it is to know candidates available. She said the group uses The event kicked off at 5 p.m. with a officer for the Chapel Hill Police Department the people who live next door to you so you the Pit and other campus areas for outreach. neighborhood walk around several city said the block party brings the department and can look out for each other and depend on “I think it might be one of the most exciting blocks led by the mayors of Chapel Hill and community closer together. each other,” Goodfellow said. elections for university students to experience, Carrboro. The walkers returned to be greeted “It’s something I kind of look forward to Lynne Hicks, a homeowner in Chapel kind of as a gateway into adulthood,” Baker said. by Rameses and free food provided by local every year. I’ve been here 16 years and I think Hill, came out for her fifth block party. “I think now it’s more important than ever sponsors and businesses. the event gets better each time that we do it,” “What keeps me coming back is just for students to try and educate themselves on “It’s about celebrating neighborhood said Lennon. being able to communicate with people politics and not necessarily stay within the and community,” said Chapel Hill Mayor He also talked about the importance of events that are associated with the University,” constructs of any particular party. I think it’s Pam Hemminger. “This is a wonderful like this due to the recent events involving police she said. “I think these sorts of events a huge election year, and this election is doing mixed community of UNC folks, longtime departments across the nation. are great.” a pretty good job of drawing attention to the residents, students — right in the heart of “I think it shows that we are human and that @The_Beene weaknesses of the current party system.” downtown.” we enjoy things just like everybody else,” Lennon [email protected] [email protected] South Green construction slow, progress is behind the scenes are pushing ahead getting leases seen many car accidents on the road. It’s expected to be signed,” said Gary Hill, a partner at “Having lived there since the early finished between October South Green. ‘80s, we have had a bus in our yard Hill said he hoped to announce and four different cars in our yard 2018 and April 2019. the group of tenants that have just from coming down that hill,” already signed leases soon. she said. By Janna Childers “The tenants that we have are Garavaglia said she was also Senior Writer local, they’re very established, and concerned about the inconvenience I think people will be excited about of construction on the site. While it may look like a stalled it,” he said. “They’re going to have to move project, there’s a lot going on South Green is planned to our driveway, and we’re going to lose behind the scenes at South Green, be 40,000 square feet of shops, one percent of our property, and a new retail development on South with a shared free parking lot for there will be at least two days when Greensboro Street in Carrboro. customers of the shops. we can’t even go home because The proposal for South Green A roundabout will also be added we won’t be able to get into our was approved by the Carrboro Board in front of the shopping center. property,” she said. of Aldermen in June 2015 and is Board of Aldermen member However, Hill and Garavaglia said expected to be completed between Damon Seils said roundabouts are a they think the shopping center will October 2018 and April 2019. way to address safety concerns. be an improvement for the site. The owner, Woodhill NC, LLC, “They slow traffic and tend to be “Compared to what’s been there can’t continue construction on the safer for pedestrians,” he said. for the past 20-25 years, we really site due to a project by the N.C. But Carrboro resident Pat think we are making a really good Department of Transportation, but Garavaglia said the roundabout change for the community,” Hill is working to secure tenants for the itself will be a safety concern. said. PHOTO COURTESY OF GARY HILL shopping center. Garavaglia lives on South @janna_childers A new development in downtown Carrboro has caused concern for residents “It doesn’t look like it, but we Greensboro Street and said she’s [email protected] due to proposed construction. It is located on South Greensboro Street. Hunger Lunch partners with UNC alum’s pupusa business

Lunch through TROSA — a benefits UNC students by of the mission of the Campus eficial and sustainable partner- ing toward continued growth. Nourish-UNC donates rehabilitation program for providing meals and benefits Y — achieving social justice in ships with other organizations. “We are really excited to be proceeds to nonprofit people with substance abuse. the community by partnering all areas, having foreign part- “We’re really excited to be able to expand our new part- TROSA ended its partnership with local businesses. nerships and working to meet working with Cecilia, and nership and also try to target organizations. with Nourish-UNC, a The money Nourish makes the needs of all sorts of people although we’ve switched a broader base of students … committee of the Campus Y, from its ventures, like Hunger at once,” Smith said. caterers a lot recently, we we’re trying to reach out to dif- By Harris Wheless during the 2015-16 school year Lunch, goes to nonprofit Senior Brian Riefler said he appreciate every customer ferent communities of students Staff Writer after it decided the partnership organizations abroad. appreciates Hunger Lunch’s that’s been really flexible with that don’t know about Hunger was no longer profitable, said This summer, Nourish food as well as their purpose. us, and we appreciate every Lunch or Nourish, so that’s one Hunger Lunch is back and Nourish-UNC Co-Director used the money to send a “It’s good food for the price, caterer because at the end of of our big goals,” Patel said. ready — with fork and knife Hannah Smith. team of interns to Uganda and it goes to a good cause,” the day, Nourish is a student- “Also, with our partnership in hand — to nourish UNC, In the spring, Hunger to educate groups of girls Riefler said. “The only thing run organization … so it hasn’t with Cecilia, we hope that by now offering rice and beans Lunch partnered with and women about female is, I wish they had more food been as consistent as we want partnering with us her busi- through UNC alum Cecilia Vimala’s Curryblossom Cafe health and the stigma around because sometimes I show up it to be, but every week we’re ness can really take off. By Polanco’s food business, So and this fall, it has forged menstruation. about an hour in and it’s gone.” improving,” Smith said. that, we know that our part- Good Pupusas. a new partnership with "(Hunger Lunch) is an Smith said one of Nourish’s Hunger Lunch co-chair- nership is mutually beneficial.” Originally, rice and Polanco’s business. essential pillar of Nourish objectives is to develop com- person Asha Patel said this beans were sold by Hunger Smith said Hunger Lunch and fulfills all of the aspects munity-based, mutually ben- year, Hunger Lunch is work- [email protected] 4 Wednesday, September 14, 2016 News The Daily Tar Heel UNC MSA gets outside bank account Laaroussi and Outreach Code, if you have student fee Student Congress Co-chairs Youssef Zarrouk money, you are not allowed as approved a bank and Ahmad Tejan-Sie came to a student organization to have represent their organization in an outside bank account,” account for UNC MSA. front of Student Congress. Simons said. “The only way “We aim to raise $300,000 to approve that is to have an By Nic Rardin by the end of the semester exception like we did.” Staff Writer and $500,000 by the end of Aside from that topic, the year,” Ouederni said. Undergraduate Student Student Congress met on Ouederni said an external Attorney General Ina Kosova Tuesday night to approve a bank account would allow came to speak to Student number of new appointments the UNC MSA to fundraise Congress about proposed and grant an exception to through wire transfers and changes to language describ- the UNC Muslim Students credit cards — their two main ing plagiarism charges with Association for an external sources of revenue. regard to how they account bank account. Title V of the UNC Student for the intent of the student. Code prohibits any student What happened? organization receiving student Why was this meeting fee money from having their The UNC MSA pitched their own private bank account. important? desire to open an external bank UNC MSA was seeking an account to fundraise in order to exception to the Title V restric- In addition to setting a build a Muslim Student Center, tion that would allow them precedent for student organi- and the request was approved. to continue receiving student zations seeking exemptions to Additionally, Student Congress fee money for one year while Title V restrictions in a spe- reviewed proposed changes to having an external account to cific case, some of the mem- some of the language regard- receive funds from donors. bers of Student Government ing plagiarism charges and Speaker Cole Simons said met in their suite after the appointments of new honor Student Congress needed to general meeting to release a court counsels. be careful not to set a harmful statement regarding the mis- precedent when considering demeanor charges brought Who spoke? granting the exception. against UNC football player “So based on the way the Allen Artis. DTH/NIC RARDIN UNC MSA President Ayoub school’s finance rules work @NicRardin The UNC Muslim Students Association asked for an exception to a policy prohibiting them from Ouederni, Treasurer Omar and Title V of the Student [email protected] having an external bank account while maintaining current student government funding. Kenly officer faces manslaughter charge By Sharon Nunn force when he was indicted according to the (Raleigh) Durham area pushing on “(Body cameras are) three years for the purchase Senior Writer Sept. 6 for an involuntary News & Observer. both of these fronts. of 50,000 body cameras for manslaughter charge. Six months ago, North In terms of community a valuable tool for law enforcement officers. Jesse Santifort, a Kenly, Santifort was charged in Carolina was in the national policing and getting commu- In a press statement, North Carolina, police officer, connection with the death of spotlight because of another nity members to know their improving police- Bureau of Justice Assistance added to the growing con- Alexander Thompson, who officer-involved killing — law enforcement officers, the citizen relationships.” Director Denise O’Donnell versation about police use of died after Santifort tased him, Akiel Denkins was shot four Durham Police Department said, “Body-worn camera times by officer D.C. Twiddy, and Durham Parks and Denise O’Donnell technology is a valuable tool who claimed he shot Denkins Recreation sponsor the Police Bureau of Justice Assistance Director for improving police-citizen out of fear. Athletic League. This free- relationships.” North Carolina’s 2016 of-charge program brings The Bureau of Labor And 32 percent of local officer-involved deaths are together law enforcement and Statistics’ most recent police departments already A Conversation similar to other major cases youth. information shows the used body cameras in 2013 that held the nation’s atten- Durham and Fayetteville nationwide push for before the push for wide- tion for months. police departments both par- community policing training spread use started. They have all raised ticipated in the nationwide is gaining traction. Despite these changes, with the Director major questions about the ‘Running Man Challenge,’ In 2013, 97 percent of controversial killings of criminal justice system and which typically involves police training academies provided African Americans continue how police departments are officers dancing with commu- community policing train- to plaster news headlines managed, reviewed and dis- nity members. ing. fairly frequently. of National ciplined. Local cities are also making Similarly, the Department With more than 45,000 Increasing community moves toward body cameras. of Justice pledged $20 mil- officers entering basic train- policing and introducing body Chapel Hill’s police depart- lion to expand the use of ing each year, the effect of cameras have emerged as ment started using body body cameras in 2015, which these new approaches to Intelligence popular solutions to officer- cameras this fall, and Raleigh is a part of a larger pro- policing remains to be seen. involved killings, with police approved body camera use in posal by President Obama departments in the Raleigh- March. to spend $75 million over [email protected] Board of Aldermen discusses town advisory boards tions at each table. They agreed that the fund- recommended that the town In the work session, At the end of the discus- ing application process for consider opportunities for they also discussed sion, town staff read a sum- human services should be addressing human service James R. mary of each group to the completely online. needs beyond allocation of human services. entire room, although many Catherine Dorando, town funding. ideas were discussed indepen- clerk of Carrboro, read Members of the Board of By Megan Royer dently in the different groups. summary points of one table’s Aldermen and town staff will Clapper Senior Writer The small groups first discussion and said that a provide direction for future discussed ways to update the group discussed the need to actions at regular meetings in The Carrboro Board advisory board policies and allocate more funds to help the coming weeks. of Aldermen discussed procedures. homeless people. updating town advisory board Some changes that were She also said one of the Notable: procedures and the human suggested were technical groups questioned whether services assessment at their changes to the application, different groups request- The Board of Aldermen’s work session Tuesday. such as changing “sex” to ing grants should fill out the new format for work sessions The Board of Aldermen “gender identity” and adding same lengthy application. is based on how they plan implemented a new method a mobile phone number to According to meeting at retreats that members go of discussion for their work the application. documents, six human ser- on together to plan for the September 27 at 6:00 PM sessions throughout the fall. Other suggested changes vice needs rose to the top year, said Board of Aldermen Names of Board of related to more general ideas, of needs assessments con- member Randee Haven- Aldermen members were ran- such as the reapplication ducted by the UNC School O’Donnell. UNC Kenan-Flagler domly drawn and assigned to process for advisory board of Government in 2012 in small groups, which then sat members and voting Chapel Hill. Quotable: down with town staff to dis- procedures. These needs include (Koury Auditorium) cuss different topics related The Board of Aldermen affordable housing, affordable “We are still working on to the advisory board and shifted their discussion to the healthcare, education and (this new method),” Carrboro http://events.r20.constantcontact.com/register/ human services assessment. human services next. family resources, jobs and Mayor Lydia Lavelle said. “It event?oeidk=a07ed0j6ho870e6bcc6&llr=6qfh5neab The small groups rotated They discussed aspects job training, food and is a work in progress.” around the room and dis- of human services the town transportation. @meganroyer cussed a different set of ques- needs to prioritize. The assessment also [email protected] The Daily Tar Heel News Wednesday, September 14, 2016 5 Q&A with TV producer Alice Wilder

We’re making people Alice Wilder: So when I was in in the room that thought like started reading. DTH: What advice would you SWERVE: Check out with the same names meet. college, crazily enough, I saw a kid. have for another Alice Wilder, Swerve online for the This week, Audio Director the movie “Big” and I wanted DTH: I’m wondering if kids are a younger Alice Wilder? full audio interview. Alice Wilder interviewed to play the role of Josh in real DTH: It sounds like a lot of that surprised that you take them Alice Wilder, a “Blue’s Clues” life — I wanted to be Tom is about taking kids seriously. seriously. AW: The biggest thing that DTH: A lot of my friends producer. Here’s the first Hanks’ character... changed me is don’t compare already have jobs for post- installment of Name Game. My favorite scene of that AW: I just think kids are the AW: Well, maybe the older yourself to anyone else... graduate and it gets under I met Alice Wilder when I movie is when they’re in the most underrepresented and ones. The thing is, I still Especially at your age, I your skin pretty quickly. was a teenager. She tweeted at boardroom, and this adult undervalued resource... mostly work with preschool- did it. I’ll tell you, my first me, saying that I had showed man comes in and is showing My inspiration always — as ers...so back when I started few years when I was at PBS AW: I’m — I don’t know how up in her Google Alerts what he says is going to be you’ve said — comes from doing the work that I did were hell for me, like friends many years older than you, because we share a name. the next hot toy for Christmas (the idea of) “Let’s go to the for “Blues Clues,” like the were all getting promotions and I’m just getting there. If Alice is a children’s TV season, and Tom Hanks, who kids first; what are their research work, we tested and salary increases and job we celebrated each other’s expert and one of the minds is really only (a) 12(-year-old interests?” And that stems every episode three times... changes. successes rather than com- behind the popular children’s trapped in an adult’s body), from nobody finding my People felt you couldn’t get I was so stagnant and pared and thought that it program “Blue’s Clues,” looks at it, starts to play interests for so long... opinions from young chil- I was depressed for like took away from us, our soci- which is celebrating its 20th with it and says, “What’s so I was a struggling reader dren, and so the interesting two years because I wasn’t ety would be a lot better and anniversary this year. fun about that?” — because as a kid, and reading didn’t shift was when we created getting anywhere, and now in we would help each other a he’s 12, and he’s got the kid’s become something that I this sort of system or process my life like, I’m the only one lot more, because everyone Daily Tar Heel: What got you perspective and the adults enjoyed until finally... they where if you ask the right of those people who found can win — everyone can. interested in working with don’t have it. showed me a book that I questions, you can get exactly their passion and a career @alice_wilder children? So I wanted to be the adult was interested in, and then I what you need. that is so meaningful. [email protected]

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Brain Balance Center comes to Chapel Hill Chronic Tacos to open Sunday, Sept. 18 Morinaga America pays a living wage The grand opening of the Brain Balance Center is Chronic Tacos will be hosting their grand opening The candy company Morinaga America is the 80th today in Rams Plaza at 1728 Fordham Blvd. The ribbon Sunday, Sept. 18 from noon to 4 p.m. to celebrate their business in Orange County to meet the living wage cutting is at 1:30 p.m., and additional activities will new location in the Chapel Hill area. criteria, said Susan Romaine, chairperson of the Orange follow from 2-5 p.m. The first 25 people in line will receive one free taco a County Living Wage Project. The Brain Balance Center helps children, adolescents week for a year, and the first 50 people in line will receive “We are thrilled to have Morinaga on board,” and young adults who have behavioral, social or a free taco. Romaine said. academic challenges. “Chapel Hill is such a unique town — it has a lot of Romaine said a living wage helps lift working families “Our goal is to welcome the community into the center,” flavor and character to it,” Chronic Taco manager Sean out of poverty. She said it allows more people to live and said Christy Hart, the assistant director of the Chapel Hill O’Neill said. work in Orange County — creating shorter commutes location. Their menu includes potato tacos — a deep fried and more time for employees to spend with their families. During the open house, Brain Balance will host a touch- taco filled with mashed potatoes, which O’Neill said It helps put money back into the local economy. a-truck event where kids can come out, meet a firefighter vegetarians love. “If you use what’s called the standard multiplier, it and play on the truck. There will also be interactive crafts, “We have Chronic fries which, for me, I consider suggests that for every additional dollar that goes into an obstacle course, face painting and a book signing with the best hangover food in the world,” O’Neill said. “It’s the pockets of workers at the low end of the pay scale, the the program’s co-founder, Dr. Robert Melillo. essentially loaded fries, and most people get it with carne local economy benefits by $1.21,” Romaine said. “To sum (Brain Balance Center) up, we do an asada.” Morinaga is the first company to move to the assessment, we make plans for an individualized Other popular menu items include carne asada, Buckhorn Economic Development district, which was set program, we help families implement nutrition and we California-style fish tacos, churro bites and tortas — up by the Orange County Board of Commissioners. follow up with schools,” Hart said. traditional Mexican sandwiches. Morinaga provides about 80 percent of health There will be another function at UNC’s Friday “All of our recipes are third-generation family recipes,” benefits for all of their employees and must maintain Center at 7 p.m. the same day, where Dr. Melillo will O’Neill said. a wage of at least $11.25 to continue to be living-wage discuss his research involving common childhood Chronic Taco’s new location is at 504 Meadowmont certified, Romaine said. neurobehavioral disorders. Village Circle. Morinaga American Foods has 80 full-time employees.

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What are the facts? “Right now I am prepared to be a suicide bomber,” investigators have found rockets stored in three says a 13-year-old Palestinian boy at a school run by UNRWA schools, as well as proof that Hamas and/or the United Nations Relief and Works Agency. Another Islamic Jihad rockets were fired at Israeli civilians from UNRWA student says, “They teach us that Jews are UNRWA’s Nuseirat Preparatory school during the 2014 fickle, bad people. I am ready to stab a Jew and drive [a Gaza war. In addition, more than 100,000 students car] over them.” attend UNRWA summer camps, where young campers Despite UNRWA’s slogan—“Peace Starts Here”— are taught that their “right of return” to Israel is “holy,” in reality the organization promotes Islamist jihad, to be won through Islamic jihad. In short, UNRWA terrorism and hatred of teaches children that the Jews. UNRWA, founded conflict with Israel is not in 1949 to aid 750,000 Congress should immediately cut strictly a struggle for land, Palestinian refugees support to UNRWA, which fervently but rather is a religious war displaced during the Arab opposes U.S. interests. against Jews, promising war opposing Jewish exalted martyrdom to those independence in 1948, has who die in its cause. Little instead served to perpetuate and extend refugee status surprise that recent Palestinian suicide knife, gun and today to some five million people in Gaza, Judea and car attacks against Israelis were committed by former Samaria (the “West Bank”), Syria, Lebanon and Jordan. UNRWA students and campers. Many of its 30,000 mostly Palestinian employees are How UNRWA promotes perpetual refugees. Of members of the internationally designated terror the 750,000 Palestinian refugees who either fled or group Hamas. were removed from Israel during its 1948 war against No wonder both houses of the U.S. Congress are Arab armies from Syria, Jordan, Iraq and Egypt, only now questioning the appropriateness of American approximately 40,000 are still alive. However, in a breach funding of UNRWA. Senators and Representatives of all international convention, UNRWA also categorizes object both to the anti-Jewish incitement promoted an additional five million of their multigenerational in UNRWA schools and UNRWA’s claim of five million descendants as refugees. Using such arithmetic, the refugees, most of whom are long settled in permanent Palestinian refugee population will eventually top ten housing around the Middle East. million and more, without end. Nonetheless UNRWA How UNRWA schools support hate. A film, provides services to all these “refugees” in camps around “The UNRWA Road to Terror: Palestinian Classroom the Middle East, promoting the myth of their right to Incitement,” shows a Palestinian teacher leading her “return” to present-day Israel, a land almost none has class in chanting “Palestine is an Arab land from the river ever seen, and most all of whom have stable residence in to the sea!” and teaching children that Jews are “wolves.” other countries, including the U.S. Maps of Palestine in UNRWA schools show no state of Should American taxpayers support UNRWA? Israel. Another UNRWA teacher assures her students International donors currently fund UNRWA with that by waging holy jihad “we will return to our villages some $1.2 billion annually, of which the U.S. supplies with power and honor.” Indeed, the curriculum at about one third. Given UNRWA’s aid to the ongoing UNRWA schools repeatedly rejects Israel’s right to exist, terrorist war against Israel, as well as the agency’s portrays Jews as sub-human, casts Palestinian terror as promotion of an ever-expanding refugee entitlement an Islamic duty, and characterizes Israel’s founding not program—rather than assisting refugees to resettle— as an act of self-determination by the region’s indigenous U.S. Congressional committees are currently drafting Jewish people, but as Western colonialism imposed by legislation demanding that the State Department justify foreign interlopers. Condemning this indoctrination, such enormous expenditures. Florida Representative U.S. Representative Doug Lamborn of Colorado said, “It Ileana Ros-Lehtinen said, “The U.S. can’t continue to is a crime against humanity, an outrage, and does not in send $400 million to UNRWA while ignoring the . . . any way prepare the . . . Palestinians for peace.” anti-Semitic bias and incitement to violence we see How UNRWA supports terrorist jihad. U.N. from its employees.”

U.S. taxpayers have spent more than $4 billion supporting UNRWA, an agency that promotes Islamic jihad against our ally Israel, plus a self-perpetuating and degrading welfare system for five million would-be refugees. Congress should immediately cut support to this organization, which fervently opposes U.S. interests.

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Box 3460 Berkeley, CA 94703 work, for these clarifying messages, and for related direct mail. 159 To receive free FLAME updates, visit our website: www.factsandlogic.org 6 Wednesday, September 14, 2016 Sports The Daily Tar Heel Tar Heels play below standard in first loss of season The UNC men’s soccer “We need to team lost at home to regroup and start ETSU on Tuesday. playing for each other.” By Ethan Belshe Tucker Hume Staff Writer Redshirt senior forward Sometimes, the No. 2 North Carolina men’s soccer from Tucker Hume to team plays like the best team best VCU in a come-from- in the country. behind victory last week, But sometimes, the Tar and it couldn’t overcome the Heels don’t. And Tuesday’s Buccaneers on Tuesday. matchup against East While both games came Tennessee State University against opponents seem- was one of those games. ingly less talented than North Following a dramatic vic- Carolina, the Tar Heels refuse tory over then-No. 2 Clemson to use that as an excuse. on Friday, UNC (4-1) came “It shouldn’t matter what into Tuesday’s game against team we play,” Pyle said. “We ETSU (3-2) looking to go 5-0 should perform the same for the team’s best start since every game, no matter what.” 1987. But North Carolina Coach Carlos Somoano didn’t make history, instead agrees. losing to the Buccaneers 1-0 “We lacked a little bit of in extra time. discipline,” he said. “But that “It’s definitely not was more lacking discipline something that you want in what we were doing on the to follow up a big win over field — not lacking respect for Clemson away, to lose on our ETSU.” home field,” said redshirt If the Tar Heels want to sophomore goalkeeper James live up to expectations, they’ll Pyle. “It’s something that need to play with more consis- didn’t happen last year in the DTH/GABI PALACIO tency. That starts with more regular season.” UNC forward Tucker Hume (left), defender Mauricio Pineda (center) and goalkeeper James Pyle stare off the field after Eastern intensity from each player. Despite taking more shots Tennessee State stuns the men’s soccer team with a game-winning goal two minutes into overtime to claim a 1-0 victory on Tuesday. “Tonight we just didn’t play than ETSU and holding onto as a team,” Hume said. “We the ball for the majority of the it’s that they know how good we want to perform at, it’s dominant 3-0 victories to pletely different. The Tar need to regroup and start game, the Tar Heels never put they are capable of playing. obviously a little annoying.” open the season, and the team Heels struggled against both playing for each other if we it all together to score. “We know where we are as At times this season, North also bested Clemson, then the VCU and ETSU — teams want to do something with But for the Tar Heels, the a team,” said redshirt senior Carolina has lived up to its No. 2 team in the land. that, on paper, they should this thing.” most frustrating part about forward Tucker Hume. “When ranking. UNC allowed only But at other times, North easily beat. @The_Belshe this loss isn’t missed shots — we don’t perform at the level one shot on goal in a pair of Carolina has looked com- UNC needed two goals [email protected] No. 2 men’s soccer team upset by defensive-minded ETSU By Christian Phillips goalkeeper Jonny Sutherland. But neither team could solve from Sutherland and the four through with a goal on the on the road this past Friday Staff Writer In the 12th minute, he collid- the other’s defense, as both Buccaneer defenders in front counterattack. This was the — and staring at a quick turn- ed with UNC sophomore Nils sides remained scoreless. of him. The Tar Heels were tried-and-true method the around with a home game The No. 2 North Carolina Bruening and took a blow In the final minutes of reg- on the attack for the major- Buccaneers had been using against Pittsburgh this Friday men’s soccer team (4-1) suf- to the head. But he stayed in ulation, Zach Wright looked ity of the game, and the back the entire game — and like — this was the ultimate trap fered its first loss of the the game and anchored the to repeat his late-game theat- line was able to hold up for 92 so many times before, the game for the Tar Heels. And season Tuesday against East Buccaneers’ stingy defense. rics from the prior game. But minutes. The defense faced defensive-minded team was on Tuesday, UNC was unable Tennessee State (3-2) in a 1-0 With four minutes left in the junior came up short as 16 shots and 10 corner kicks, rewarded for its effort. to avoid it. defeat at Fetzer Field. The the opening half, UNC had its the game went to extra time. and they stood tall against the Buccaneers scored in the 92nd best chance to break the tie And within two minutes No. 2 team in the nation. Why does it matter? When do they play next? minute to sink the Tar Heels. when redshirt senior Tucker of extra time, East Tennessee Hume had back-to-back shots State scored the game’s lone When was it decided? This is a tough loss for a The Tar Heels will stay What happened? saved — including one off goal to secure the win. North Carolina team which home to take on ACC foe Sutherland’s fingertips. Almost two minutes into was looking to start the sea- Pittsburgh at 7:30 p.m. on East Tennessee State relied As in the first half, UNC Who stood out? extra time, East Tennessee son with five straight wins for Friday. on a bend-but-don’t-break dominated possession State junior midfielder the first time since 1987. After @CPhillips2020 defense, led by sophomore through much of the second. It was a collective effort Fletcher Ekern finally broke defeating then-No. 2 Clemson [email protected]

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in this case, did not know the open investigation,” he said. The U.S. Departments of will arrive in court in May. ROBINSON law in North Carolina when “And I have confirmed with NCAA Justice and Education have “At that full trial, we will not FROM PAGE 1 she first became involved,” one of the prosecutors from FROM PAGE 1 issued a guidance regarding only be asking the court to per- meanor sexual battery. Woodall said. “She did not my office that on Aug. 26, the message to every female ath- Title IX, interpreting it to manently block the anti-trans- Best said he could not con- understand the law as it per- lead investigator consulted lete and female fan attending include gender identity in its gender bathrooms provisions firm if those are the charges tained to mental incapacity him about a recent interview their events that their privacy protections against sex-based of the law, but also the parts brought against Artis. and physical helplessness.” that officer had done and that and security in a bathroom, discrimination. of the law that prevent local Artis did not respond to Branch said an email from that officer was seeking some shower or locker room isn’t In August, a district court municipalities from enacting requests for comment by Nieman on Aug. 2 led her to records on Aug. 29. So it is worth the price of a ticket to a in Texas challenged this inter- LGBTQ non-discrimination email, Facebook and through believe the DA’s office consid- clearly an open investigation.” ballgame,” he said. pretation. ordinances,” he said. the athletic department. ered the investigation closed. Because of the informa- Gov. Pat McCrory said in Hudnell said she hopes Hudnell said these deci- Orange and Chatham Branch quotedAckerman the email Ads at v1_Sarna tion BranchAds 9/8/16 received 7:39 AM from Page the 1 a statement that the issue of the courts will ultimately side sions help raise awareness County District Attorney Jim Tuesday’s press conference: DA’s office, she said she and privacy will be resolved in the with the Obama administra- for the rights of transgender Woodall said DPS brought in “UNC DPS has made clear Robinson pursued an inves- near future in the U.S. federal tion’s interpretation. students and improve their his office early in the investi- their determination. The evi- tigation with UNC’s Title IX court system. “The rulings that have gone experiences in schools. gation. Branch said the DA’s dence does not support crimi- Office on March 9. Branch He said he hopes pub- against the administration’s “When students have sup- office refused to prosecute the nal charges and our review said the Title IX office told lic and private institutions interpretation haven’t really portive educators, that makes case. of the investigation does not them the decision would take respect the judicial process ruled on the merit of the a difference in how they In her statement, Branch lead us to advise or otherwise 90 days but pushed the deci- and withhold political and guidance itself,” she said. “It’s do in school,” she said. “It’s said the DA’s office claimed take action to the contrary.” sion back until June 24, when economic threats to North really been more about proce- important for them to have Robinson was not uncon- On Tuesday afternoon, interim Title IX compliance Carolina and the other 21 dural things.” those role models and people scious and Assistant Orange Woodall said the investiga- coordinator Katie Nolan told states that are currently chal- Meno said the ongoing speaking up for them outside County District Attorney tion is ongoing. them the investigation was lenging the Obama admin- HB2 lawsuit, which was joint- of school as well.” Jeff Nieman told her, “The status of the case is — closed. istration’s interpretation of ly filed by the ACLU of North @kentomcdonald “Unconsciousness is rape, and I’ve confirmed this with Assistant University Editor Title IX. Carolina and Lambda Legal, [email protected] blackout drunk is not rape.” the chief of police at the UNC Jamie Gwaltney contributed “I think that Ms. Branch, the Department of Public Safety reporting. attorney for the alleged victim Jeff McCracken — still an [email protected] FREE PUBLIC LECTURE

it’s a big challenge just to ing the bills.” BEES keep them healthy,” he said. He said in order to be prof- FROM PAGE 1 This year, Lee said he itable, his bees need to par- think, to agriculture,” he said. bought about 1,500 queen ticipate in at least four differ- Lee received a doctorate bees for total of nearly ent pollinations a year, which in Organic Chemistry from $30,000 and he must buy all is why he has to ship them all Duke University, and said he of the supplements, multivi- over the country. has to use that knowledge to tamins and medications for “Most of the death for me keep his bees alive — as if he his bees. from the colonies comes in were a bee veterinarian. “You’re sort of forced to be September and October,” Lee “Whereas just 25 or 30 a commercial beekeeper if said. “So, I’m hoping it won’t years ago, it was hard to kill you’re actually looking at the be as bad, but I’m sort of bees — they were very robust economics of the industry,” expecting some.” and vigorous — now, because Lee said. “You’re forced to of all these different factors, move them just based on pay- [email protected] Women “What (the FWS) the ‘science of giving up,’” RED WOLVES Sutherland said. “It’s com- in the Hebrew Bible FROM PAGE 1 is talking about is pletely a political decision Status Assessment and five- and they’re actually ignoring year status review. what I call the ‘sci- a whole lot of science.” and Ancient Israel “Our reality is red wolves in ence of giving up.’” The FWS said the solutions the wild will require intensive, posed are just proposals, and THE MORRIS, IDA AND ALAN HEILIG LECTURESHIP IN JEWISH STUDIES hands-on management at this Ron Sutherland they are dedicated to engaging time,” Dohner said. “Nothing Conservation scientist in a dialogue with citizens. SUSAN ACKERMAN, (Dartmouth College) will discuss how the Hebrew about this is simple.” “The positive side is that Bible is a book that was primarily written by men, for men, and about men, and UNC junior John Jacobi, 10-15 wolves, while there are there are going to be several thus the biblical text is not particularly forthcoming when it comes to the lives who puts out a journal for the still 45 in the wild currently. public commentaries at least and experiences of women. This lecture looks at the ways in which scholars have Wild Will Coalition, said the “(The Wildlands Network) in a year to address this,” been able to combine a careful reading of the biblical text with anthropological decision prioritizes captive is not very pleased with the Sutherland said. and archaeological data, and with comparative evidence from the larger biblical wolves over wild ones. decision,” Sutherland said. “It’s Jacobi said the Wild Will world, to reconstruct certain features of ancient Israelite women’s culture. “Since civilization began, horrific and it’s abandoning Coalition and Students for and especially since the indus- what they should be working Environmental Justice and September 19, 2016 at 7 p.m. trial revolution, humans have on, which is developing land- Nuclear Awareness are hold- William and Ida Friday Center for Continuing Education been destroying wild nature at owner support in the area.” ing a film and panel event Free and open to the public. No tickets or reservations required. No reserved seats. a very rapid pace,” Jacobi said. He said 60 percent of peo- about the red wolves later Ron Sutherland, conserva- ple in the current area des- in September. The proposed tion scientist at the Wildlands ignated for red wolf recovery date and time is Sept. 29 at 7 RUTH VON BERNUTH PETTIGREW HALL, SUITE 100 P: 919-962-1509 Network, said the proposed support the program. p.m. in Hanes Auditorium. DIRECTOR CAMPUS BOX 3152 E: [email protected] area for the existing wild “What (the FWS) is talk- @olivinonaprayer CHAPEL HILL, NC 27599-3152 W: JEWISHSTUDIES.UNC.EDU population could only sustain ing about is what I call [email protected] THE UNIVERSITY OF NORTH CAROLINA AT CHAPEL HILL

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Established 1893, 123 years of editorial freedom QUOTE OF THE DAY “The only thing is, I wish they had more food EDITORIAL BOARD MEMBERS JANE WESTER EDITOR, 962-4086 OR [email protected] TREY FLOWERS CHRIS DAHLIE WILL PARKER because sometimes I show up about an hour TYLER FLEMING OPINION EDITOR, [email protected] DAVID FARROW GEORGIA BRUNNER SEYOUNG OH in and it’s gone.” EMILY YUE ASSISTANT OPINION EDITOR JONATHAN NUNEZ ZAYNAB NASIF CRYSTAL YUILLE KATE STOTESBERY ELIZA FILENE Brian Riefler, on Hunger Lunch’s offerings

EDITORIAL CARTOON By Emily Yue and Evana Bodiker, [email protected] FEATURED ONLINE READER COMMENT “Poor guy is a minority and also a victim of an unfortunate circumstance outside his Evana Bodiker control. You’ll fit in nicely here at UNC.” Mistress of Quirk Hugo, on a column regarding color blindness Junior English and religious studies major from Concord. Email: [email protected] social justice, an enlightened LETTERS TO citizenry, tolerance and THE EDITOR understanding, global Party engagement, food and Stand with the the environment, and workers of UPS storytelling. I encourage the student body to attend the advice: TO THE EDITOR: various events which will be We call on you once presented throughout the more to come and stand year, seeking out probing Find the with the workers as we discussions and creative stand with the workers interruptions in your of United Postal Service lives that reach beyond dog here in Durham, North the classroom. Visit the EDITORIAL Carolina. We stand in sup- initiative’s website at http:// arties can be hard. I’ve port for all workers that are celebratehumanities.unc. found myself smushed in unsafe and hostile work- edu for more information Pup against more poster- places around the nation. and to learn about covered walls than I’d like to No wins, just loss When we stand together upcoming events. count, awkwardly scanning and speak to the alleged the room to see if I know There is nothing to travel longer distances to Clearly, there are not infraction of injustice, we Meredith Miller anyone or huddling with the compete and spectate. any real winners here. speak for finding the truth. Senior group I arrived with. be gained until HB2 This goes well beyond The McCrory It is not truth that we fear Art history and history Don’t get me wrong — I love any sport. administration’s response but it is the undisclosed a good house party. fact of wrongdoings that is repealed. Gov. McCrory claims to hypocrisy within the You know, the kind where hurt us as a nation. Let us Democrats should not he NCAA deciding liberals see this as a NCAA, NBA and other everyone is a little too sweaty come to Durham at 2008 be pro-abortion rights and you can make three new to pull tournaments victory in an alleged communities is valid. The Fay St., and take part in best friends in one night, all Tfrom North ideological war against NCAA exploits workers this important event as we TO THE EDITOR: while in line for a bathroom, Carolina does not signal “common sense.” Because and has overlooked seek truth and justice. Meet Although I agree with miraculously holding your a time to celebrate. of his willful ignorance, he injustice in the past. us at this site so that we the Democratic platform bladder with all the party juice Nothing has been won fails to see that the entire These responses have may stand with UPS work- on several points, I cannot you’ve consumed. or accomplished. House state is suffering. joined fearmongering ers from South Carolina, vote for the Democratic College parties are great. Bill 2 is still on the books The loss of the as the two main talking Ohio, Georgia, Morrisville, candidates, because of the I learn more about myself and our governor is tournaments, jobs and the points of McCrory’s pub- Raleigh and Chapel Hill. platform’s insistence on abortion “rights.” at each one I go to — how shamelessly touting his subsequently damaged lic relations team. Sadly, Tell your friends, your Over 1 million abortions emphatically I can sing along bigoted agenda across the reputation of our state neither answer the ques- family members, your to “Hotline Bling,” how to navi- church members and all are performed year after gate home from the depths of state. impacts conservatives and tion of how a state with a your neighbors to come and year in the U.S., not to Carrboro and how to tell first- Despite this, North liberals indiscriminately. law like this can claim to help us hold up the light. mention millions more years from seniors in the dark. Carolina has a lot to be To make matters worse, uphold equal protection “So powerful is the light in other nations who All of this knowledge doesn’t proud of. “#WeAreNotThis” the state has drawn from for all its citizens. of unity that it can illumi- might look to the U.S. for make dealing with the social has emerged as a emergency funds to fight We applaud the activ- nate the whole earth.” example. The American mores of parties any easier. rallying cry against HB2, for HB2, thus affecting ists who are unrelenting in From 4 p.m. until 8 p.m. losses alone are of My solution when I’m highlighting the wonderful the state’s resources if any their fight against HB2. News Conference & Rally. citizens who are entitled feeling out of place? Find the aspects of our state. But emergency strikes. Keep fighting the good A list of alleged wrongdo- to live their lives and to dog. He or she will be feeling this bill is killing the culture Yet the people who fight. No matter the ings: Stop harassment, stop contribute to their society. just like you: alone, a little of the state. have the most to lose are eventual court rulings, intimidation, age discrimi- They are Americans who are deprived of their underdressed and sitting in a NCAA tournaments the transgender North McCrory will be the nation, work place viola- chair in the corner. tion, acts of racism, wrong- Declaration- and Creator- bring excitement and Carolinians who must live ultimate loser when No, neither of you really ful termination and unfair entitled rights to “life...and like how loud the music is (or tourism to the Triangle under a regressive law and future generations see judgment of workers. the pursuit of happiness.” the selections, for that matter. every year. Now, athletes face the same economic him only for the bigoted We will need these Really, Fetty Wap again?) You and fans will have to effects of lost opportunity. agenda he promotes. Rev. Robert Campbell persons’ contributions to and the house dog can empa- President of NAACP families, medicine, educa- thize over more than just the Chapel Hill/Carrboro tion, care of the elderly, music; no party snacks? EDITORIAL Branch #5689 Social Security and national Of course, the dog would defense. The human family be scavenging the floor for Go to events that help needs everyone. Roe v. Wade chip crumbs, but let’s face it ­­— the humanities was decided with a rationale we’ve all had nights where we’d Nominate your teachers that all American women do anything to offset the copi- TO THE EDITOR: need equal “access.” Now, ous amounts of mystery juice It is crucial to recognize Write a nomination Last week, the College though, ironically, a dispro- from a not-so-sterile moving Celebrate mentors educational guidance and letter that does your of Arts and Sciences portionate number of black box with some snacks. mentorship. These awards teacher or TA justice — launched a new initiative women are given abortions. with University Whereas black women If you’re lucky, you can get are a unique opportunity take the time to evaluate called Carolina’s Human are only 13 percent of to the dog before the other Teaching Awards. to honor faculty whose how this person has Heart: Living the Arts and party guests do. After all, Humanities, which will America’s female popula- accomplishments and influenced your education wherever a dog decides to sit ur university’s showcase the relevance and tion aged 15 through 44, is likely the best chair in the mission is dedication extend beyond and personal journey. diversity of the humanities around 36 percent of abor- house. No one wants to spill Omultifaceted, the scope of research. Writing a meaningful over the upcoming year. tions are performed on alcohol on a dog, so as for encompassing research As increasingly more nomination letter is The humanities need to black women. As a result, splash zones, you’re safe there. and teaching. Both are professors are non-tenure a more than checking be highlighted and inter- a discriminatory percent- Yes, you should find the dog important, but teaching track or fixed-term, these boxes on a survey. But it’s rogated, as these disciplines age of victims of abortion first. Because, as any UNC stu- is most essential to the awards become more worth it — not only can contextualize our lives and are black children. This is dent knows, when a dog appears student experience at UNC. essential. a nomination advance teach us about world cul- genocide. For the sake of on campus, a frenzy is sure to We encourage students The more student- your teacher’s career, ture, modes of thought, and all of America’s children, the Democratic party must erupt. You want to reach the to nominate teachers driven the nomination but writing it can also about ourselves. rescind the heinous abor- dog before a gaggle of people for University Teaching process, the more this help you reflect on your Carolina’s Human Heart monopolize the party pup’s time. tion platform plank. esteemed acknowledge- academic growth. will spark creative collabora- If you can earn the dog’s trust Awards to honor teachers tions and dialogues on cam- enough to carry it around the and teaching assistants ment will go to those who Submit nomination pus through events such as Gregory Voss, party as a defense mechanism who challenge and deserve it and reflect the letters online by Oct. lectures, conferences, perfor- Belleville, I.L. against drunk dudes deciding creatively engage students true impact that faculty 1 at provost.unc.edu/ mances and exhibitions. you’re the one to spill their beer in the classroom. can have in the classroom. teaching-awards. Of particular note, writer Spotted Dog is chang- on, then you’re even more ahead of “The Ethicist” column for ing hands of the game. Plus, you can be the the New York Times, Kwame star of so many random people’s SATIRICAL ADVICE COLUMN Anthony Appiah, will discuss TO THE EDITOR: Snapchat stories! ethics in the humanities on After 18 years, partners Of course, some parties are Thursday, Sept. 15, as the Linda Bourne and Karin cold, dark voids without a dog inaugural speaker in the Mills sold their award- to create an inviting atmo- You Asked for It new Chancellor’s Lecture in winning restaurant, sphere. Maybe then you might Ethics series. Spotted Dog Restaurant & realize it’s time to socialize I believe that the Bar, in historic downtown with actual humans, but then In which we fill your free time and shriek into the void. humanities empower and Carrboro to Ed Corbell. again, there might be a cat Corbell plans to add Kiana Cole (“London topped with an Apple Jacks inform us to act as local and hiding under the couch who is to the proven menu and Calling”) and Alison Krug aioli and plated on a vegan global citizens. UNC has more apathetic than you are. expand hours of operation. (collect calling) are the black bean burger. needed a platform through No, parties aren’t easy. Neal DePersia of National writers of UNC’s premier Are you spending too much which to promote the arts From being self-conscious of Restaurant Properties (only!) satirical advice time hanging out with your as agents of social change the dance moves you’ve had assisted with the sale. column. Results may vary. friends and not enough time on campus. Carolina’s in your repertoire since high in office hours? Combine the Human Heart does just this school to not being sure which You: It’s only the fourth week Neal DePersia two! What are TAs but future by focusing on six themes door leads to a bathroom, it of school, but I already feel Kiana Cole and Alison Krug Cary best friends? You already have within the humanities: can be a jungle out there. A like I have no free time! How Senior writer and newsroom so much in common. They’ve word to the all those brave do I balance school and fun? director. committed their time and enough to throw house parties: You Asked for It: “Too much Send us your questions at money into their higher edu- SPEAK OUT Please invest in a dog to free time is certainly a mon- bit.ly/yafidth cation on the subject of this help out all of us who need a WRITING GUIDELINES key’s paw in disguise.” class, and you’re committed to morale boost when we go out. • Please type. Handwritten letters will not be accepted. So said the esteemed the best time of your life. getting your PH credit. Dogs are a precious and lim- • Sign and date. No more than two people should sign letters. Douglas Coupland, a Don’t waste a second! If all else fails, reconsider ited commodity here at UNC; • Students: Include your year, major and phone number. Canadian novelist and guy Identify and optimize wasted your idea of fun. Homework we are sure to go where we • Faculty/staff: Include your department and phone number. who probably complained time you aren’t using, like is now fun! Greasing the know we might find a warm, • Edit: The DTH edits for space, clarity, accuracy and vulgarity. Limit about underloading his the time spent between wheels of the UNC system letters to 250 words. fluffy and comforting presence. senior year. classes or blinking. with your shrieks is now fun! 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