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Doc Alex Brawley, Coach Peter Axel and trucker Josh West share several bodily bodily fluids fluids in in a asweat sweat-soaked-soaked encounter encounter And And in in the the "Buddy"Buddy Room," Room," there's there's aa hot five-somefive-some including the insatiableinsatiable trio:trio: Brett Anderson, MatthewMatthew Matters, DominicDominic PacificoPacifico plus Jody ScottScott and Josh Powell. That'sThat's not even counting scenes withwith covercover hunkhunk ColeCole Ryan or TitanMenlltanMen exclusive exclusive Jake Jake Deckard.Deckard. Real videovideo arcadesarcades areare fewfew andand farfar between between these days, few offering gloryglory holesholes anymore.anymore. ThenThen again, this is a porn fantasy andand clearly,clearly, "Arcade "Arcade in in Route Route 9" 9" is is Joe Joe Gage's Gage's homage homage to to a apast past era. era. NextNe)ct up up isis "Velvet "Velvet Mafia," Mafia," the the latest latest two-part two-part extravaganza from Falcon. 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Well we are back for the holidayholiday season,season, I hope hope you you all all didn't didn't get get too too fatfat from all that turkeyturkey you you hadhad atat thanksgiving.thanksgiving. WhoWho amam II kidding kidding you you probably probably just just ateate a bunch and fellfell asleep. (YouOrou know know thatthat remindsreminds meme of some ofof my my friend's friend's love love lives.)lives.) I think I havehave now now insulted insulted enoughenough ofof mymy readersreaders soso let's let's getget on with thethe piercing of thethe month. Seeing asas at the endend ofof this this monthmonth you'reyou're all all goinggoing to be doing your hardesthardest to get somesome onon NewNew year'sYear's Eve.Eve. I I figured figured that that I Ishould should talk talk about about somesome genital piercings,piercings, the frenumfrenum in particular.particular. SoSo let'slet's get onon withwith it!it! Iflf youyou remember remember what what a a frenum frenum is is from from the the last last timetime I I wrote wrote aboutabout themthem then you can feelfeel free free to to skipskip aheadahead to thethe nextnext paragraphparagraph butbut you you might might missmiss aa really good joke that I haven't haven't thought ofof yet. yet. TheThe frenumfrenum isis a piercing piercing that that goes through the skinskin along the shaft ofof thethe penis.penis. Contrary to popularpopular belief it does notnot go through the with S shaft ofof thethe penis.penis. ThisThis piercing is usuallyusually done withwith aa barbell butbut rings cancan be putput in as well. ItIt isis usually usually betterbetter to waitwait untiluntil the piercingpiercing is is healedhealed before puttingputting aa ring in. See aren'taren't you glad that you readread allall thethe wayway throughthrough that,that, yea so I lied lied there there wasn't wasn't a reallyreally goodgood joke in in therethere butbut get ready I'ml'm sure one willwill pop inin my my headhead any any minuteminute now. WellWell until until that that happens happens letslets move move on,on, shall shall we?we? Taking care of a frenum is extremely easy,easy, and ifif youyou have have read read any any of of my my past past columns you will alreadyalready know know how how toto take care ofof this,this, butbut for thatthat I%I % of of people people whowho haven't herehere we go again. It It doesn'tdoesn't take a lotlot of time to dodo but isis still very important just wash the piercing with antibacterial ieNew Year's Eve Extravaganza. just wash the piercing with antibacterial soap soap at at thethe very end of your shower.shower. That's right the endend youyou knowknow afterafter youyou havehave "cleaned"``cleaned" your your privatesprivates forfor thatthat half hour you claim to.to. So So that's that's aboutabout it on howhow toto taketake carecare of of it, it, now now let's let's get get onto onto thethe partpart youyou really wantwant to know about, howhow they feelfeel during sex.sex. NO COVER :d'IRL Okay youyou horn horn dogs dogs we we have have reached reached the the part part ofof thethe storystory where you get to grab your dickdick andand double click.click. During sex the frenum(s)frenum(s) act as aa giantgiant speed bumpbump on your dick. When the speed FREE Chamgane your dick. When the speed bump grabsgrabs thethe wallswalls ofof whateverwhatever youyou may be screwing it Toa'st at Midnight holds for a split second causing a littlelittle bit of tension and thusthus causing more pleasurable V f f do feelings. Also,also, as with most piercings onceonce aa body partpart hashas been pierced itit becomes becomes 1P i • almost supersuper sensitive. sensitive. SoSo rememberremember thatthat all all you you my my hillbilly hillbilly readers, readers, goodgood `ole Bessie 'ole Bessie i % is going to feelfeel aa little little different different thethe next next timetime youryour standingstanding on thethe bucketbucket tryingtrying to f#@k it!it! 1 111P/THE Well II think think II pretty pretty much ran this columncolumn drydry and and since since I I seesee thatthat I I have a little moremore room room for for some some reader reader mail mail let's Iet's get get toto it. ,,,, Brent, First I want toto tell tell you you thatthat II have beenbeen reading reading youryour column forfor aa while and II really really like like it. it. 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I ic .E,L]el Johnston W' Pasri. ‘, `- Tick-tock likelike the the sands sands throughthrough the hour glass so goesgoes the yearyear inin our life... I welcomewelcome you for the final time,time, inin 20062006 toto "Cordially"Cordially Yours,".yburs.". II Join us at can't believe thethe speed of time - - - itit seems,seems, fasterfaster than light!light! Every fifteenfifteen minutesminutes is breakfast!breakfast! The TAZZbahTAZzbah Saturday, DecemberDecember 9th marksmarks the return ofo7the the MereMen ofof MVMMVM and and their their annualannual HolidayHoliday Celebration in song. The engagingengaging voicesvoices of of Altos Altos and and Sopranos Sopranos — -otherwise otherwise knownknown as as \^/VMWVM Saturday, DecemberDecember 16th16th (Women's(\^/omen's Voices Milwaukee)Milwaukee) will will join join in, in, and and they they willwill together together makemake beautifulbeautiful music.music. TheThe Helene ZelazoZelazo CenterCenter at UWM, 8:008:00 PM.PM. StartingStarting atat 11:00pm11:00pm Later inin the the evening TrixieTrixie AKAAKA MarkMark Luko Luko celebrates celebrates hishis golden B-DayB-Day thethe BigBig 55 0! A cel- ebratory DragDrag Show atat The The M's M's isis scheduled,scheduled, I havehave the pleasurepleasure ofof fern-cee-ing!fem-cee-ing! TrixieTrixie is is one one of Milwaukee's most favorite entertainers. After havinghaving thethe good fortune of being invited to his for ourour annualannual home for a dinner party -I— Idiscovered, discovered, hehe is is the the "Love "Love Child"Child" of Liberace andand MarthaMartha Stewart!Stewart! Mark isn'tisn't thethe only 1956 1956 Model Model turning turning that that halfhalf-Century-Century mark. (Pun(Pun intended).intended). Just recently, inin thethe samesame weekendweekend II commemorated commemorated thethe dashing David Chappedeline's Chappedeline's GoldenGolden CHRISTMASCHRISTMAS Anniversary at The Room. Joeljoel andand TimTim bartended,bartended, while everyoneeveryone toastedtoasted Bab's big night! Sal Zizzo —-David's David's lifelife partner, always givesgives the the bestbest gathering,gathering, thisthis oneone waswas nono exception.exception. Come Come Spring, aa tourtour of EuropeEurope is is in in the the offing, offing, what what a a way way to to say say Bon Bon voyage voyage to to one's one's boyhood! boyhood! PARTYI)ARTY The nextnext afternoon brought a Packer game, tailgatetailgate picnic picnic andand the the dazzling dazzling DebiDebi VanceVance ushered in herher 50th50th atat The M's.M's. Fun, Fun, friends, friends, food, food. football, football, photos, photos, a aGreen Green Bay Bay Packer's Packer's victory and ChichiChiChi and and Velveeta! Velveeta! TalkTalk about aa weekend weekend of of love. love... . . Thursday, December December 14th 14th Boom Boom will will be be throwing throwing their their annual annual Christmas Christmas party.party. TheyThey areare reallyreally standingstanding on theirtheir headsheads toto pleaseplease youyou —- come and get turned upside downdown and inside Welcome out! They've reallyreally flippedflipped for you! Friday,Friday, December December 15th:58teht Rona and K.VK.V. and Friends will have a little Xmas Show, Bringing a little glamour and glitter to the weekend. The following Wednesday,*::nae:i:t:;,XDT:esms::rw2o3hrj#jengR:::t`=#:r:uyroaun:a:'`:the:tD°a:|de,¥eme,keRnodria,ThD:nf:+::+ny: December 20th The Room — where you can find David, Tim, Rona, Dan, Timmy, Back Lee, Joel, Joel, and and K.V. K.V now now have have added added Adam Adam —Tuesdays -Tuesdays and and Saturdays Saturdays as as an an early early Christmas Christmas gift gift —-will will havehave theirtheir Christmas Christmas Gala. Gala. Just Just like like BoomBoom -there— there will will be be food, food, funfun and lotslots of fluidfluid asas Craig!!Crai8!! well as Santa! ThisThis yearyear "Rhythm"Rhythm andand Torch"Torch" will will serenade serenade you you the the soundssounds of the season fromfrom 9 —-midnite. midnite. NewNew year'sYear's EveEve --will will be lots of surprises bothboth emporiumsemporiums of of pleasure pleasure goinggoing fullfull tilt, makemake suresure youyou watchwatch the marques forfor many upcomingupcoming surprises.surprises... . . Craig and Co. at Switch will haul out the holly and bring out the good cheer on Friday, DecemberDec::ai:ra|:t€?.:ta:%j,tcshtrYp:;'e:s:uij::tatnhde::|`y_arudstbr:::t°h::tuhseu::0:ncuhseuear,°F:i::jydaay: 15th. Santa, Strippers, Rita and Pex — just another usual, unusual Friday at Make your reservations Switch. RitaRita now now worksworks all-night,all-night, all all-Friday.-Friday. Pex Pex is theis the nu nu-guy-guy with with the the infamous infamous pecs pecs — -aa perfect pair oror is that aa quartet?quartet? ScottScott whowho usedused to to play play with with Rita Rita on Fridays, can can now now be be for found on Karaoke Thursdays. As forfor New year'sYear's EveEve -— Sunday,Sunday, Karaoke inin 2007 2007 withwith BrettBrett and youryour Friends ofof SwitchSwitch withwith host D.J.D.J. Jamey. "A"A Cudahy Cudahy CarolerCaroler Christmas"Christmas" isis playing Vogel Hall Hall at at The The Marcus Marcus Center Center for for the the Performing Performing Arts Arts — -Ho-Ho-Ho-ingHo-Ho-Ho-ing youyou into aa local-local- NEW YEAR'SYEAR'S EVEEVE flflavoredavored Holiday Season. Kruz is now sailing at full mast after a Thanksgiving weekendweekend —-kick-off. kick-off. Welcome aboard!aboard! now! A newnew spot,spot, to stop and shop at, this year is Anomaly Design ShopShop 816 816 East East Brady Brady Street across the streetstreet from from Bosley's.Bosley's. Dan, Sara and Carrie offer youyou aa littlelittle bitbit ofof everything.everything. Furniture, house house wares, wares, jewelry, jewelry, stationery, stationery, graphic graphic design design services services — truly -truly a one a one stop stop shop shop-- all. SeeSee youyou there! that served up allall that that hip hip bathtub bathtub gin waswas my my home, home, away away from from home home — -The The Room. ToTo quote the late Allen LuddenLudden the the Password Password was -FUN!—FUN! Thanks, David andand Tim and and all all you you Boom/Room-ers!Boomfloom-ers! Looking forfor a a Home Home this this Holiday?Holiday? Might Might I Isuggest suggest The The Grand Grand Wisconsin, Wisconsin, nee nee Hotel Hotel Wisconsin. It is totallytotally renovated and updatedupdated forfor you!you! The charm and eleganceelegance of yester- year and the modern, convenient, up-to-dateup-to-date comforts ofof today today — -make make for aa perfectperfect marriagemarriage and anan ideal ideal place place to to taketake up up residency. residency. Call Call Christopher Christopher @ @ 414-588-9665 414-588-9665 —-for for a a VIP VIP Tour. Tour. This isis the the very same "Small Hotel"Hotel" where sobsob sister sister Mrs. Mrs. GriggsGriggs lived andand wrote her highly regarded and long standing advice advice columncolumn forfor The The MilwaukeeMilwaukee Journal. Journal. Mrs.Mrs. GriggsGriggs was likelike Dear Ruthie's Great GrandMaMa. ``Not Now, Darling" played the Astor Theatre last month. What a hoot! So fun to see "Not Now, Darling" played the Astor Theatre last month. What a hoot! So fun to see Mr. RSVP Productions — Ray Bradford on stage, once again. RSVP's next vehicle will be "The Underpants"¥:.d::yapntpsr9drecji:::y-2R2azBwir::cf:I:r8rsNt:gtehj:nhcaesang::::n:St¥Pd':#Vvej:ic::jaYj`!::re`:Te February 22 — March 3rd. No this has nothing to do with Victoria's Secret! ARCW's "Jolly, Holly, Holly, Folly" Folly" brought brought purpose purpose to to our our Holidays. Holidays. 25 25 restaurants restaurants took took part part and The Milwaukee Rep'sRep's "Born Yesterday"yesterday" by by Garson Garson Kanin Kanin was was aa phenomenalphenomenal after dinner entertainment. Food, drink,drink, friends friends and and theater theater is is there there anythinganything more more toto life?life? Inln February, February, La La Cage's Cage's D.J. D.I. Tim Tim — is-is launching launching aa "Night "Night Of Of Madonna"! Madonna''! Rather Rather likelike his his highlyhighly successful salute to to Cher Cher with with ``Cher"Cher And And Cher-A-Like". Cher-A-Like". MadonnaMadonna AllAll Night,Night, AllAll Right! AA benefit for the AIDSAIDS Resource Resource CenterCenter ofof Wisconsin.\Msconsin. Maggiano's Little ItalyItaly —-Mayfair Mayfair isis a must!must! DonDon makes makes the the visit ever soso delicious!delicious! Mrs. Beasley doesdoes know best! Boom/The RoomRoom hostedhosted a winning Wine Tasting Party in TheThe RoomRoom onon oneone of Rona'sRona's recent Thursdays. Allison Koller from Capitol-HistingCapitol-Histing Co. poured and gotgot us all moremore familiar with the taste of thethe grape. grape. Liquor andand WineWine are are her her line, line, she she can can be be reached reached at at414-353-1000 414-353-1000 # 436436 -a — aperfect perfect gift, gift, for for the the perfect perfect Season... Season... At At this this awesome awesome affair affair Tony Tony R.R. was playingplaying the piano to the enjoyment of aa capacity crowd.crowd. youYou cancan catchcatch Tony Tony R.R. every other Friday night at The RoomRoom —-6:30 6:30 -8:30 — 8:30 PM PM andand when when Tony Tony R.R. is away —-Trixie Trixie isis therethere to spellbindspellbind you intointo the weekend. The Cream City Foundation sentsent out out their their annual annual Fund Fund DriveDrive Info. PleasePlease keep them going financially, so so they they cancan keep keep us us goinggoing andand going —-financially financially ...... Rodgers & Hammerstein's "South Pacific" is leading the lush life now through December 23rd.23r5:df:jr:y6aHbaaTmmyerHS::jj:;Sy,`:Sv::Tf:t::ji:;'oj:,}eaad:nogu:Ice:ufs#o'|fresnb°ywc:I,:::g#:esc;# Enjoy a balmy Holiday, even if it's for only a couple of hours by calling The Skylight Opera TheatreTheatre —-414-291 414-291-7800. -7800. A shoutshout out to Larry from Green Bay,Bay, it it was was nice nice meeting meeting you you and and hearing hearing about about the the Argonauts of Wisconsin. Doug &6 Dwayne were sweet enoughenough to to include include me me for for aa feastfeast fitfit forfor aa King oror QueenQueen Kar depending onon thethe night,night, ofof course.course. WhatWhat funfun you can have withwith aa pair ofof pliers andand freshfresh crab legs! MMMM new yeats eve Also, ThankThank Youyou DavidDavid Whitney Whitney forfor the the greatgreat treasurestreasures ofof MariahMariah Carey,Carey, Madonna, Madonna, and and The The Rolling Stones.Stones. Where \^/here wouldwould thesethese SuperstarsSuperStars be without you???you??? 8 PM-3AM Check out that handsome, youngyoung waiter waiter at at Cafe Café LULuLuLu — -he he answersanswers toto MichaelMichael andand defi-deri- nitely will make make your your mealmeal there,there, that muchmuch more Heavenly. Condolences toto Adam Adan Burnett onon the the loss loss of of his his Partner Partner of of I 1 I1 years -— Dr.Dr. JohnJohn R. Teggatz, M.D. After After a along, long, courageous courageous battle battle withwith CancerCancer —- he found peace. II had had the the pleasurepleasure ofof attending theirtheir "Mid"Mid-Summer-Summer NightNight DreamDream Party" Party" — -itit was all that andand more!more! Farewell to to JanieJamie Jackson Jackson a a class class act, act, elegant elegant lady lady whowho touchedtouched more lives thatthat I believebelieve she ever realized. Sweet dreams ...... Please rememberremember during this time ofof lightlight -— it'sit's thethe glamour,glamour, not he grammar asas I wishwish 124 West National Ave - (414) 220-4340 you allall the the happiest, happiest, merriest, merriest, glitziest glitziest of of Holidays Holidays — -ever!ever! May May 2007 2007 bring bring to to us us all: all: health, health, http://switch.gaymke.com serenity, growthgrowth andand thethe continuingcontinuing opportunityopportunity toto bebe "Cordially yours," -Cheers! "Cordially Yours," — Cheers! Kruz Opens in Milwaukee MIUTUNME New Winter Specials at Midtowne Spa Crazy 8's Tuesday, i i k Wednesday, II Thursday Rooms & Lockers LOCKERS -IPW4 $16 PRIVATE ROOMS WiFi Hookup WHIRLPOOL *FREE* i 9STEAM ' 41Ik ROOMit. 44.r> 4111110% ,4,- 1• SAUNA A DRY gb X-MAS

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While \Mii]e at at This This Is [s It lt— -I I knowknow you'll be entrancedentraneed by their mega-hitmega-hit jukebox the best inin thethe land.land. In the the entrancemententrancement department there isis the recentrecent addition of Jordan asas wellwell as as Mike, Mike, Paul, Paul, Brent Brent and and of courseof course Joe Joe — who-who does aa meanmean Nat KingKing Cole. Since lastlast we connected,connected, we we all all survived survived Halloween Halloween 2006! 2006! TheThe FabFab FiiveFive took took over over TheThe Holiday Inn —-\Msconsin Wisconsin Avenue, Avenue, dubbed dubbed the the Holi-Gay Holi-Gay Inn Inn after after lGBO IGBO Last year.year. Jeff WelkWelk (a direct descendant ofof La\^/rence) Lawrence) andand hishis impressiveimpressive StaffStaff MadeMade forfor the the quintessentialquintessential hosthost-- hotel. A salute to HollywoodHollywood was thethe themetheme ofof this this year's year's show. show. TheThe Stars: Stars: Dear Ruthie, La Cage's Nova D'Vine Dvlne and Christina Chase,Chase, andand thatthat perennial party doll —- Baby JaneJane Hudson.Hudson. Cher,Char, MarilynMarilyn Monroe, Monroe, Joan Joan Rivers, Rivers, Dolly Dolly Parton, Parton, and and Lucille Lucille Ball Ball brought brought a lot a lot of ofglamour glamour and and glitter to the bacchanal.bacchanal. AllAll the while D.J.D.I. Jameyjamey keptkept thethe musicmusic playing,playing, the the guestsguests dancingdancing and thethe partyparty moving. Mr. PeanutPeanut of BayBay Vlew,View, MissMiss Edith Edith Head Head — -also also of Bay VliewView andand aa 70's Roller DiscoDisco CoupleCouple on on rollerroller skates skates (natch) (match) won won the the top top honors honors —-applause! applause! MyMy favoritefavorite costume of the night:night: topical, witty, insightful insightful and and baffling, baffling, To thethe average bearbear was was Moses Moses complete complete with with Tablets Tablets and and an an apple apple — -Delicious,Delicious, Mclntosch, Mclntosch, Granny SmithSmith —-I I can't telltell you -but— but what what would would Moses Moses and and an an Apple Apple have have in in common? common? TheirTheir Mother —-Gwyneth Gwyneth Paltrow! Paltrow! BravoBravo TonyTory &6 |efflJeff! ThThreeree 1950's 1950's DesperateDesperate Housewives, Housewives, the the latelate Steve Irwin,lrwin, AndyAndy Warhol, \^farhol, Bette Bette Davis, Davis, two two blind blind referees, referees, Spiderman, Spiderman, Angels, Angels, Devils, Devils, Carmen Carmen Electric &6 Barb D.D. Wired,Wired, a a Werewolf, Werewolf, a aMummy Mummy wrapped wrapped up up in inused used jock jock straps straps — what- what a a way to use youryour fetish,fetish, oh me...me ...- - II waswas Sylvia Browne Browne — -world-renowned world-renowned psychic. I knew knew in advance, the Ball, waswas going toto be a Ball! What What fun! fun! From From the the Ball, Ball, we we did did our our traditional traditional stop at This Isls It,lt, where II hadhad toto do a couplecouple ofof palmpalm readings readings with with Jordan Jordan and and Paul, Paul, then then onto onto Boom/The Room, Room, trick trick oror treating ourour way way to to Walker's Walker's Point. Point. I I diddid lovelove Mr. BoomBcom himself himself David, cladclad as as thatthat famous farm girl fromfrom KansasKansas Dorothy Dorothy Gale Gale — -totally totally "Wicked"!"\Mcked"! 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