the ONCORDIAN Concordia College '-<•• f Volume 77; Number 12 Moorhead, Minn. 56560 January 18, 1985 Former Secretary of Commerce Visits

by Lynn Flagstad on the boards of such corporations as the world's peoples. Without such education,^ Eastman Kodak Co.. J.C. Penney Co.. the we shall not be able to compete with those" Dr. Juanita Kreps, nationally acclaimed Chrysler Corp., and American Telephone nations long accustomed to providing economist, spoke to the C-400 club last and Telegraph. such necessary knowledge and skills to Wednesday and to students during an ex- their employees. tended chapet period on Thursday. Kreps In her chape! address, Kreps talked about was also the guest speaker at an area the type of education that will prove to be businesspersons breakfast Thursday of lasting value to students and the types "Lasting value of what you learn here is morning. of qualities that they, as members of the difficult to assess," she continued. "What future business world, will need to is it worth, I wonder, for you to learn the Kreps is a graduate of Berea (Ky.) College possess. art of listening, discussing forming where she was the first woman to graduate judgements with care? What does it add with an economics degree. She received Building a career calls for "flexibility and to your life to develop the habit of asking her Ph.D. in economics from Duke Univer- great judgement," she said. "Moreover, thoughtful questions and refusing to set- sity and was later named a James B. Duke it calls for at least two kinds of understan- tle for glib answers? How important is it professor there. In 1973 she became vice ding on your part: an understanding of the for you to learn how to evaluate president of the university. fundamental changes going on in the arguments, how to reach impartial conclu- economy... and an understanding of sions when conclusions can be reached, From January of 1977 to December of yourself, your aspirations; what you are and otherwise to say without hesitation, 'I 1979, Kreps served as United States and are not willing to do." simply do not know'. Secretary of Commerce under President Jimmy Carter. She was the first woman to "The learning that you carry away from hold that position. A liberal arts background, Kreps main- here will make a vast contribution to your tains, is the best possible beginning for a life and your work if you allow it. It is to A former member of the board of direc- student. "For example, languages will the enhancement of life artwork, far more xs tor the New York Stock Exchange, assume greater importance, along with an than the training for a career, that a liberal ireps has served or is currently serving emphasis on the history and culture of the arts education is directed." Dr. Juanita Kreps Student Senate petitioning scheduled to begin Jan. 21 1985 Orientation The 1985 Orientation Committee was recently chosen by Orientation Chairper- son Lisa Swanson. >y Greg Ulland "The position had to be filled rapidly, and the senate didn't think it was practical to "Choosing a committee wqs exciting^ yet Jteve Anderson, sophomore from run a full election this late in the term," said Committee selected it was one of the hardest things I've ever >hakopee, Minn., has been appointed to Goodno. had to do." said Swanson. "These six ;tudent senate by Student Association people are fantastic—I couldn't have ask- Resident Kevin Goodno to fill the vacan- Petitioning for next year's senate will begin ed for a better committee!" :y left by the resignation of Kevin Ander- Monday, Jan. 21. Signatures from 50 on. Steve Anderson will complete the classmates are necessary to have a name Members of the new committee include srm in mid-term February when new elec- placed on the ballot. The petitions, which Carrie Johnson, Kim Krohn, Jeff Larson. •ons will be held for the entire senate. can be picked up at the Student Associa- Dave Milbrandt, Tom Posch and Ann Rim- tion offices, will be due Friday, Jan. 28. mereid, all juniors. The committee is ad- u the senate meeting of Sunday, Jan. 6, Campaigning will be held during the week vised by Barb Eiden-Molmaro, assistant aoodno requested permission from the of Jan. 28-Feb. 11 with the election to be dean of students. enate to appoint a new senator. Follow- held Monday, Feb. 11. ig senate's approval, Goodno named "We're looking forward taa lot of hard mdersoabecause he had placed next in For more information about the senate 'work, a lot of fun, and the*best Orienta- ne during the spring elections of last year. elections, contact Jeff Neil, elections mar- tion Concordia has ever had!" said' shall, at 299-4507, or come to the Student Swanson. Association offices. The committee is currently searching for. a theme, planning for communicator inter- views and training sessions.

Applications for Communicators will be available in the Student Affairs Office in the Inside this issue,.. Administration Building on Wednesday, Jan. 23. Applications will be due on .Wednesday, Feb. 6.

There will be an interest meeting in' Science 210 on Tuesday, Jan. 22 for all students interested in a communicator position. A slide show will be presented, and the committee will be available to answer questions.

Communicator interviews will be held Feb. 10-15 in the Educational Counseling • Center. Students can sign up for an inter- view time when they turn in their applica- The 1985 Orientation Committee members are from left: tion. Interviews for students involved in VORLDWATCIH'I; chairperson Lisa Swanson, Tom Posch, Jeff Larson, Dave Concert Choir are scheduled for Feb. 6-7. Milbrandt, Carrie Johnson, Ann Rimmereid, and Kim Krohn. The committee encourages students to apply, and to contact them if students have any questions. Page,? t Conpordian, January ]$tJ9§5,,

New Concordian Staff Chosen

For the Concordian, the start of this se- Finken, a junior from Bismarck, N.D., is He is interested in law. cond semester was marked by the induc- an English writing and political science CONCORDIAN tion of a new staff. double major and also plans to study law. Copy editing for the Concordian will be done by Julie Tlnglestad, a senior from Chris Bonnell, a sophomore from War- Lynn Flagstad, junior from Belgrade, Detroit Lakes, Minn. Tinglestad is major- road, Minn., will be serving as production Minn., is serving astConcordian editor. ing in English education and Do you like to write? Have you had manager for the Concordian. Bonnell is a She is an English writing and business ad- communications. communications and political science dou- ministration double major. layout, design, or graphic ex- ble major and is interested m pursuing a Steve Wammer—as in Wotds of career in law. Pat Reinken is this semester's news Wammer—will continue as sports editor, perience^ Are you interested in editor. A sophomore from Great Falls, and Andy Rosemurgy and Teri DeClue Amy Finken—of Kinda Casual fame- Mont., Reinken is an international relations wilt remain on as advertising and business working with a group ot fun and ex- has assumed the duties of features editor. and political science/history double major. managers respectively. citing people? Are you a com- munications major interested in advertising? Are you a business ma- jor interested in marketing?

If you answered "yes" to any of the above questions, the new Concor- dian staff needs you!

Reporters Technical Workers Advertising Technical Workers

The Concordian staff for 1985: seated from left John Floberg, and sports editor Steve Wammer. to right across the front are production manager Standing in back are business manager Teri Chris Bonnell, advertising manager Andy DeClue, features editor Amy Finken, copy editor Rosemurgy, editor Lynn Flagstad, photo editor Julie Tingelstad, and news editor Pat Reinken. Wammer elected Senate Chair •As You Like It slated for Jan. 24-26, 28

As You Like It, a comedy by William Shakespeare, will be performed at the Frances Frazier Comstock Theatre Jan. 24-26 at 8 p.m., and on Jan 27 at 2:30 p.m.

Directed by Dr. Claire Haugen, professor of speech communication and theatre art at Concordia, the play contrasts the real world against th%fairy-tale world in which much of the play takes place. Brothers are set against each other, the heroine is disguised as a man, and groups of characters are played off against each other. Much of the play is set in the Forest of Arden, a mythic folk-world which offers alternatives to those wanting to escape society.

Steve Wammer Kristi L. Mattson, a junior from New Lon- don, Minn., will play the Jead role of by Kim Hoffman Rosalind, the heroine who dresses in Steve Wammer, the new Student Senate chairperson at the same meeting because men's clothes and loves Orlando. David chairperson, was elected by senate of former vice-chairperson Kevin Ander- Graham, a junior from Hines, Minn., plays members on Dec. 16 following the son's resignation. Orlando, the jealous brother of Oliver, who removal of former chairperson, Craig is played by Brian Walker, a freshman Johnson. Warnmer's duties include serving as a from Fergus Falls, Minn, Michelle Flemm- liason between the senate, student ing, a freshman from Dickinson, N.D., is Johnson was removed by the senate after association and the administration. Wam- Celia, the daughter of the Duke of the a controversy over a stipends proposal for mer also sets the agenda and presides kingdom who falls in love with Oliver. Ser- campus leaders. Wammer, a second year over senate meetings. ving as the assistant director will be Jeanie senator, enjoys his new position. Roy Collins, a junior from Palatine, III. "It's a little difficult in that I can't talk dur- "I love it." Wammer said. "When you've ing meetings," stated Wamrner. "I can't Students may see the play free of charge been in a job for a while, you naturally voice my opinions, and that's difficult." simply by showing their "show card" or want to move up. This [position], in a Concordia ID when ordering tickets. sense, is moving up." Wammer will preside over the student David Graham and Krlatle L. Mattson rehearse for Concordla's theater senate until new senate members are production of ''As You Like It" to be performed January 24-26 at 8 Paul Sanda, junior, was elected vice- elected at the end of February. p.m. and January 27 at 2:30 p.m. at the Frazier Theater. Concordian. January 18, 1985 Page 3'

U.S. Department of Transportation nterdorm constitution ratified axnci

i January 10,1985, the Interhall Coun- committee's report the Interhall Council will President Mike Wigen felt that the forma- of Concordia College met to discuss then make a recommendation to the hall tion of a new constitution was no longer id secure a draft of a new constitution council. In no way does this recommen- an idea to be toyed with but rather an icause previous constitution (Standard dation require that the officer be remov- essential act enabling Interhall to continue Derating Procedures of Interhall Coun- ed. The only purpose it serves is as a to to function. "In the past," he said, "the • lacked many important features. One strong suggestin to the hall council to halls assumed many of the powers which the largest problems with the old con- remove the officer. As a result, the had been reserved for Interhall simply tution was the method of funding In- necessary number of votes may be because Interhall ceased to function effec- hall Council itself. secured to remove officer, tively. With the new constitution, we can finally appropriate funds to finance pro- or to the new document, Interhall Coun- Many of the members of the council were jects without haveing to beg each in- was forced to plead with each individual pleased with the outcome of the meeting. dividual hall for money. That was the big- II for monies to support and finance Mary Sponheim, a representative from gest obstacle facing the effectiveness of rious projects. Because of the nature of East Complex and Vice-President of East Interhall. The constitution makes the DRINKING AND DRIVING ch a request, projects designed by In- Complex Coeducational Organization necessary reforms to give Interhall back hall were at the mercy of each hall. If said, "It is so important for all the dorms the power it once had." e hall decided not to pay their fair share, to work as a unit. The new constitution sets CAN KILL A FRIENDSHIP sn the overall cost per hall would rise, guidelines which allow this to happen. is resulted in many refusals to allocate When asked to comment on the specifics ids to projects with no set cost per hall. of the issue of funding Sponheim respond- 9 new constitution corrects this by pro- ed by saying, "It is important for Interhall ing for Interhall to collect 20 percent of Council to provide activities. Having a i total vending funds before they are treasury allows us to do this." placed to the respective halls. The asury of Interhall may not, however, ex- Jill Burdick, President of Hoyum Hall ?d $1,500 at any given time. This pro- Council and representative to Interhall, felt dure safeguards against Interhall that the new constitution would alert peo- Fargo Vision Associates xjming monies which are not subse- ple to the fact Interhall exists and is not sntly used. The funding proposal was merely another non-functioning group Dr. Harlan Geiger .__ )mitted to Interhall by Kevin Goodno which holds meetings once a week. i President) who was replacing Eric Have regular Dr. James McAndrew, Jr. sheim (SA Vice-President) as an ad- John Olson said that the council went Dr. Don Gunhus Dry member to Interhall Council at the through and clarified grey areas in the old eting. , . • constitution to make a new one that was medical Optometrists P.C. more effective." He also felt, as did most Dther unique feature incorporated into representatives, that the funding issue was s new constitution reads "Interhall Cqun-. most important part of the document. check-up - 220 Broadway, Fargo las the power to recommend removal "Now that Interhatl Council has a treasury, 280-2020 in officer from a hall council." ESserv it should be able to begin activities which i what this provides for" is an in- were previously outside our abilities." tigative committee which may look in- WERE FIGHTING FOR petition (submitted by at least 50 per- , Vice-President Eric Holand added that, "It \OUR LIFE t of a hall council) calling for the was a good feeling having a constitution ioval of an officer. The committee then which finally put Interhall Council back in American Heart make a recommendation to the In- * the political structure of Concordia Col- Association iall Council on whether or not the hall lege, instead of placing Interhall as a ncil officer in question should be figurehead as the old constitution did." oved from office. Based upon the dUANE'S Concordia Free Bus Service College HOUSE Of PIZZA

Evening buses will take you to shopping and FREE COLLEGE OFTEN IMITATED entertainment centers In downtown Moorhead EVENING BUS NEVER and Fargo, West Acres and south Moorhead. SERVICE DUPLICATED •ft! Bus runs every half hour FREE Wed., Thurs., Fri., Sat. 5:30 p.m. to 11:30 p.m.

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Dr Ejn r Wedding music pro- Mohr to present facul- - e Haugen to News briefs... gram scheduled ty recital speak The Scandinavian Studies Program ; S.P. to sponsor Gay Mohr, mezzo soprano, will present a Concordia College will present Dr. Ein; The Mu Phi Epsilon Fraternity of Concor- faculty recital in the Hvidsten Hall of Music Haugen, the Fifth Visiting Scholar in Sea; Couples retreat western dance, dia College will sponsor a Wedding Music Friday, Jan. 18. at 8:15 p.m. It is open to dinavian Studies, at a lecture on Frida' Friday program on Jan. 21, at Trinity Lutheran the public without charge. Jan. 25, at 7:30 p.m. in Ivers 212S. D slated for March Church beginning at 8:15 p.m. The pro- Haugen's topic will be "Dear Sara Alefh gram will consist of processionals, reces- The program by M#hr will feature selec- An Episode in Rolvaag's Life." The lectui in Detroit Lakes Student Productions is sponsoring a coun- • sionals, and vocal music appropriate for tions by Gioacchino, Hugo Wolf, Johan- is free and open to the public. try and western dance tonight in the Cen- various types of wedding ceremonies. In nes Brahms. Gian Carlo Menotti, "Blue There will be a couples retreat, led by tram form 9 p.m.-1 a.m. The dance will addition, Nels Vogel will have a display Mountain Ballads" by Tennessee Williams feature County Mounty, a country and Dr. Haugen is. professor emeritus < Campus Pastor Carl Lee, March 8-10, featuring these forms of wedding music. and Paul Bowles and selections from "The linguistics and Scaninavian languages i 1985. at the Detoit Lakes Holiday Inn. For western group out of the Twin Cities. Fantastiks" by Tom Jones and Harvey Students are encouraged to dress Harvard University. He is well-known f( more information, students can contact the The program is free of charge and open Schmidt. She will by accompanied at the his translatbns, Norwegian textbooks an campus pastors office at 299-4161. Western and enjoy an evening of song to the public. piano by Peter Nygaard. instructor of and dance. The cost of the dance is $1.00. research work on language. He hs music-at Concordia. published a biography of Ole Rolvaag i the Twayne Authors Series. With Dr. Joa Buckley of the Concordia English faculty he recently co-edited the publication < Han Ola of Han Per, a collection of th Norwegian-American comic strip. Before you stuff Litton named to financial aid post Cactus Flower to open at FM Communi your brain, ty Theatre Bonnie Litton of Fargo. N.D., has been named a financial aid advisor at Concor- The Fargo-Moorhead Community Theati dia according to Dale Thornton, director announces open auditions for their Marc feed your of the Financial Aid Office. production of Cactus Flower. Auditions \A be held at the Emma K. Herbst Playhous Litton replaces Janice Sedivec, who 333 South 4th Street, Fargo, North Dako resigned to become director of develop- on Jan. 27, 2:00-4:00 p.m.. and on Jai stomach. ment at the Center tor Parents and 28 & 29, 7:00-9:00 p.m. The script cal Children in Moorhead. for four women 18 to 50 and seven me A brain does not live by bread alone. It also needs 20 to 50. Reading from the script will t cheese, and pepperoni, and mushrooms, and all the Litton's responsibilities include coor- required at auditions. Scripts are availab dinating the student'employmeht" pro- for perusal. , ' good things you find on top of Pizza Hut® pizza. So gram, processing new student financial before you hit the books, clip the coupon below and aid applications and guaranteed student Cactus Flower is about a bachelor dei loans, revising financial aid packages and tist who has a sure-fire gimmick to kee bring it to a participating Pizza Hgt® restaurant. 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"It's hard right now to keep up with the demand," Ferrari said. "I find many pro- ternational Laughter ' fessionals interested. I've had policemen )ciety promotes wellness and attorneys in my classes." Ferrari said that humor promotes creativity and productivity, which may be one 5PS Laughter these days is serious reason her classes are popular. smess. In fact, there's even an incor- rated society devoted to it—the Inter- "We're not comedians," Ferrari said. "We tional Laughter Society. teach people to increase their sense of humor. This is a serious subject with a ugher can help people mal^e it through smile." iny difficulties, from divorces to stressful cial and work situations, the society's esident and Founder Kathenne Ferrari d. Her conviction that laughter can be neficial compelled her to form the musing" agency. rran designed the society to help pec- Is learn to increase their sense of humor i that they may learn to turn negative jations into positive ones. She teaches ople to cope with difficult situations us- ( laughter as a tool. e idea for the society came to Ferrari ar she experienced stress from family )blems, illness and death. She helped rb her sadness by "running out and ymg Bill Cosby tapes." She then covered that laughing made her feel tter. Ferrari reached the conclusion that stress causes illness, "Why couldn't ghter cause wellness?" Have your r idea seems to be working. Since The Concordia College Jazz Ensemble prepares Wold, standing, is one of the ensemble's 1 luary of this year, Ferrari has been con- for their performance of "Generic Jazz * to be featured soloists. sting "Laff-Fitness" classes and blood held January 19, at 8 p.m. in the Centrum. Greg ninars. Approximately 1,000 people 3e attended her classses, and foreign pressure mbers of the society form as far away by Krlsten Trangsrud cordia Women's League to raise funds for ministrator or a one hour plane ride. Saudi Arabia have contributed to the scholarships given to students and to ;iety's "Laff-Letter." checked. Generic Jazz is the name of the upcom- female faculty and staff members who Tickets for the dance can be purchased ing concert and dance that will be held in wish to continue their education. in advance at Campus Information for 3 "humorful" classes Ferrari offers have the Centrum on Saturday, January 19 at $2.50, or at the door for $3.00. Concor- twn out of a need to increase wellness, 8 p.m. Music of the Big Band Era will be In addition to the dance, there will also be dia students can buy tickets for $2.00 with )ductivity and creativity while decreas- performed by the Concordia College .1^77 an auction of prizes provided by various thetr student I.D.s. To make ticket reser- stress, depression and burnout. Ensemble under the direction of Gail Hall, faculty and staff members. Bids can be vations, call 299-4000 between 8 a.m. and assistant professor-of music. This event is made on such prizes as tickets for the F- 5 p.m. s the same idea as phuysical fitness a benefit concert sponsored by the Con- R Symphony, a dinner served by an ad- sses. except the purpose is to get to WE'RE FIGHTING FOR ss and laugh," Ferrari said.

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American Indian Awareness Week Observec

known for his paintings, sculptures and Leo Wilkie, a spiritual leader of the Turtle recorded an album entitled Native Son. the Black Hills. Ten students will visit tl by Karen M. Stensrud ; drawings. Mountain Ojibwa, spoke Wednesday on Standing Rock, Sisseton and Cheyenr "Projections from the Hoop" was the spiritual aspects of his people. Wilkie also The formation of the Concordia College I River reservations along the way in ord: theme Jan. 14-18 as Fargo-Moorhead Tuesday's forum on educational needs of displayed artwork at NDSU's Memorial American Indian Issues and Awareness ' to explore Indian rights issues. At Yello observed Native American Awareness Native Americans was held in the NDSU Union. Videotape of Native American Group, according? to leaders Kris Thunder Camp they will have the oppc Week. The week was co-sponsored by the Family Life Center. Panelists were Ann dance was also shown at the Memorial Bergstrom and Peder Stenslie, was the tunity to participate in camp activitie Concordia College Indian Issues and Willie, Romona DaCoteau, Juanita Union as part of a North Dakota idea of Dr. David Schadt. Schadt passed discuss human rights concerns an Awareness Group, SA Human Relations Helphrey. and Robert Lattergrass. An all- Humanities project. the idea on to Bergstrom and Stensiie, observe Indian culture. The cost of the tr Committee and the NDSU Native campus dinner was served at Concordia. who discussed it further last summer while will be $50 per student. American Student Association. On Thursday, Mary- Louise Defender- working for St. Paul's Ojibwa Lutheran Wilson presented "A Look at Lakota Church on the Turtle Mountain Reserva- Students interested in joining the Americc Monday's events featured a lecture and Heritage through the Eyes of Good Day." tion. The group, now numbering some thir- Indian Issues and Awareness Group < slide show presented by Vernon In her. dramatic presentation, Wilson, a ty members, seeks to inform people about going on the trip may contact Pedi Bellecourt in the Centrum. Bellecourt, who former Miss Indian America, portrayed her Indian history, culture, spirituality, politics S'tenslie, 236-8269. or Kris Bergstron has visited Indian peoples in Central own great-grandmother Good Day and and economics. 236-5335. America, focused on human rights for In- talked about the Lakota people before the dians and on how such problems relate coming of the white man. The American Indian Issues and to human rights concerns in North, Cen- , Awareness Group also provides learning tral and South America. Monday also saw The week's activities culminate today in an experiences through education and ser- Religion requiremer an art display at NDSU by Albert Ferris, "Evening of Contemporary and Traditional vice. This year it has* sponsored trips to a a Turtle Mountain Chippewa nationally Indian Culture" featuring Mark Denning pow-wow in Bismarck, an Anishiabang discussed and Bill Miller at the NDSU Festival Con- tribal meeting in White Earth, and a Leonard Peltier educational forum at cert Hall. Denning's skit, in which he por- 1 trays Indian stereotypes in order to destroy NDSU. A public meeting will be held Tuesda 1 1 IMILIl iOUlHO* I 14ONU i II those stereotypes, is aimed at instilling a Jan. 22,1985, in library classroom 307; greater awareness of modern Native The CC American Indian Issues and 4:30 p.m. to discuss the propose "City Heat" American culture. Miller will perform "folk" Awareness Group is presently planning a changes affecting the religion n Sat &Sun. 1:15, 3:15 music. A professional musician, Miller has mid-sem trip to Yellow Thunder Camp in quirements at Concordia. Eve. 7:15, 9:15 (PC),' "Starman" (PG-) M-F 7, 9:15 Sat. and Sun. 1, 3:15 CINEMA "Avenging Angel" (R) Sat. and Sun. 1:30.3:30 Eve. 7:30, 9:30 LOUNGE ••hind Wait Acr«» Shopping Center "Mlckl and Maude" (PG-13) NOW SHOWING 0 M-F 4:30, 7:15. 9:30 4 Sat, and Sun. 1:15, 3:30, 7:15, 9:30

"Cotton Club" (R) SHOWTIMES: © M-F 4:30, 7:15. 9:45. Mon.-Fri. 7:00, 9:15, 11:15 Sat. and Sun. 1:15, 3:45, 7:15, 9:45 Sat. 4:00, 7:00, 9:15, 11:15 "That's Dancing" (G) Sun. 7:00 only O M-F 4:45, 7:00, 9:00 Sat. and Sun. 1, 3, 7, 9 Wednesday "Protocol" (PG) Mother's Records O M-F 4:45, 7, 9 11th Anniversary Sat. and Sun. 1, 3, 7, 9 Free movies including "Johnny Dangerously" (PG-13) "Footloose" O M-F 5, 7:30,9:30 I Sat. and Sun. 1:30, 3:30. 7:30, 9:30 Cost $1 VPlnocchlo" (G) "Adventures in Hypnosis" with Brodigan | M-F 5, 7. Sat. and Sun. 1, 3, 7 m "Dune11 (PG-13) Thursday nights at 9:30 One show ot 9:00 Come early for a seat! Peder Stenslie, co-leader of Concordla's American Indian Issues an BARGAIN Twilight Matincw 1 Every Mnn.-Fri. at the Awareness Group, talks with Vernon Bellecourt after Bellecourt West Acres Cinema only! located In Moorhead center Mall presentation Monday in the Centrum.

AN EPIC LOVE STORY OF TODAY AFARlO, FROM MARK RYDELL. THEATRE Brown Bag scheduled THE DIRECTOR OF "ON GOLDEN POND" The "Brown Bag Video" series at th He's been chased, DILLON Plains Art Museum highlights the work c , . thrown through a window. Fritz Scholder and Earl Linderman toda and arrested. at noon. Eddie Murphy is a Detroit cop on vacation in Beverly Hills. The first video, a PBS production from th American Indian Artists Series, focuses o BIEV1ERLY fl legend in his own the work of Fritz Scholder. neighborhood. MEL GIBSON HILLS Also showing this Friday is "The True ant SISSY SPACER Incredible Adventures of Doktor Thrill. The This Dan Pullen Production portrays th works of Earl Linderman.

A UNIVERSAL PICTURE A PARAMOUNT PlCTURc TWENTIETH CENTURV-FOX The series is open to the public and show Eve. 7:15-9:30 Eve. 7:00-9:00 every Friday at noon. Admission is fre< Sun. 2:00-4:30 7:15-9:30 Eve. 7:15-9:15 Sun. 1:15-3:15-5:15—7:15-9:15 Sun. 1:00-3:00-5:00-7:00-9:00 and people are encouraged to bring ; sack lunch. ncbrdian, 'January' 1 $? 1'985 Jpinions Viewpoint Positive Feminism .ast week as'word began to spread that a woman was to replace Dirk Meuleners feminist is concerned with women and their place in society. A feminist strives for is editor of the Concordian, one question persisted, the jist of which was "If a woman women to achieve full participation, power and voice, whether that be inside the political 5 editing and directing the content of the newspaper, does that mean we'll have to process, the professions or the business world. In short, a feminist is anyone who is ead more of that feminist 'stuff'?" concerned with the advancement of and equal opportunity for women. he women's movement has raised many profound questions concerning males and Perhaps one of the most widely-held fallacies concerning feminism is that it is for females smales and the place of the family in our society. The above question, however, is only. Equality and personhood are essential for women, but feminism can also open iot profound by any stretch of the imagination. It is, instead, fairly typical of the at- new doors for men. Look, for example, at the increased acceptance of househusbands tude of many Concordia students. However unfounded and misguided it may be, and the rising number of males employed in what were traditionally thought to be sminism has a bad image at Concordia. Feminism has come to mean something ex- female positions. Men now have greater flexibility and more choices available to them eme and fierce, calling to mind the bra-burning days of the early 70's; as a direct result of the women's movement. iut feminism does not have to be radical or extreme, nor must it be negative. Not Given the social and perponal-importance of the women's movement and the impact II feminists can be categorized as wild-eyed, fire-breathing and man-hating creatures that it will undoubtedly have on our society, feminism does have a place in the Con- s they are often portrayed. Feminism is, instead, a positive movement as women cordian. This is not to say that the paper's content will take on a decidedly feminist egin to feel good about themselves and what they can do—as they see themselves slant now that a woman—and a feminist—holds the editor's position. But as one of s worthy of merit and consideration. - today's major issues, feminism merits coverage as does any other campus concern. For that, no apology is needed. % \ feminist promotes the equality of women with men and acts on that conviction. A Lynn Flagstad

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The Concordian is written and edited by students of Concordia College for the college com- Sunday, Jan. 20 munity. Content of the paper is developed independently of the student government, the 6:00 p.m. Student Senate, Library 307 - faculty and the administration and does not reflect policies of those groups. 6:00 p.m. APO Meeting, Frida Nilsen Lounge Opinions expressed herein are not necessarily those of the editors, college, administration, 6:30 p.m. FCA Meeting, Main 101 faculty or student body. 8:30 p.m. Clowning, Main 131-132 Wednesday, Jan. 23 Letters to the editor must be typed, double-spaced, and are to be submitted in the letter 9:00 p.m. Campus Movie: "Why Worry," 7:30 a.m. FCA Meeting, Red Room slot of the publication's office door by 5 p.m. Monday prior to publication on Friday. Un- :rlday, Jan. 18 Centrum 9:50 a.m. Chapel: Rev. Keith Gunderson, signed letters will br printed only upon discussion with the editor. Letters must be limited Pastor on Campus to about two typewritten pages. The editor reserves the right to edit all material submitted J:50 a.m. Student Chapel: Dance for publication. Marathon 6:00 p.m. SA Commissioners Council, ':00 p.m. Western Dance, Centrum Library 405 7:30 p.m. Tae Kwon Do, North Gym The advmrtlMing dsacftfne is 5 p.m. Monday prior to Friday's publication. ':15& 7:30 p.m. Wrestling, CC vs U of M-Morris •1:30 p.m. Campus Movie: "Jungle Book," The Concordian offices are located in the Knutson Student Life Center—phones 299-3826, Jcience 212 South there 299-3827. Printing is by Lakes Publishing Co. in Hawley, Minnesota. ':30 p.m. Tae Kwon Do, North Gym 10:00 p.m. Communion :30 p.m. Hockey: CC vs Gustavus, here Editor Lynn Flagstad Monday, Jan. 21 Production manager Chris Bonnell 1:15 p.m. Faculty Recital: Gay Mohr, 9:50 a.m. Chapel: Shannon Jung News editor Pat Reinken oice, Hvisten Recial Hall 5:30 p.m. Women's Basketball: CC vs Features editor. Amy Finken Macalester, there Sports editor .V Steve Wammer 6:15 p.m. "Eat Smart for Your Heart," Photo editor '.... John Floberg presented by Monica Foster, Science 364 7:00 p.m. Phi U Meeting, Science 330 Copy editor Julie Tingelstad Graphics - Dan Lind South Thursday, Jan. 24 7:30 p.m. Tae Kwon Do, North"Gym ., Eric Nesheim 9:50 a.m. Chapel Advertising manager Andy Rosemurgy aturday, Jan. 19 6:30 p.m. Weight Control Program, Assistant advertising manager Kirsten Pedersen 2 p.m. Wrestling: MAIA Triangular, Science 340 South Business manager Ten DeClue C/St. John's/Gustavus at Gustavus 7:30 p.m. Men's Basketball: CC vs St. Adviser ,> Dorothy Collins :00& John's, here Publisher Dr. Paul J. Dovre :00 p.m. Women's Basketball: CC vs 8:00 p.m. Concordia Threatre presents: ethel, here "As You Like It," Francis Fazier Comstock .Columnists: The CARes Committee, Cindy Carlson, Amy Finken, Chris Foss, Eric Iverson,. :30 p.m. Hockey: CC vs Gustavus Tuesday, Jan. 22 Theatre Ron Johnson, Mary Martens, Eric Nesheim, Cati Saliey, Karen Stensrud, Steve Stromberg, :15 p.m. & 9:50 a.m. Chapel: Rev. Keith Gunderson, 8:00 p.m. Audubon Society, Science 212 Kristin Troff. :30 p.m. Campus Movie: "Jungle Book," Pastor on Campus South cience 212 South 1:00 p.m. Equal Opportunity Fair, Typesetters: JoAnn Berndt, Valerie Borgen, Anne Bunde, Barbara DaJImann, Tammy Jesme, Jodi Kay, Marsha Loken, Mary McAllister, Shantelle McCoy, Amy McDonald, Claye :30 p.m. Men's Basketball: CC vs Bethel, Centrum Metelmann, pave Orham. Lisa Reese, Cheryl Roskopf, Kyle Stetsema. Ingeriise Lie Syvert- ere 3:00 pjn. Women's Basketball: CC vs St. son, Mike Wigen. :30 p.m. Generic Jazz Concert and Catherine's, there ance, Centrum 6:00 p.m. SASW Meeting, Frida Nilsen Technical Workers: Kathy Alken, Deneen Btackley, Jenny Eng, Sue Johnson, Sue Ohteen, Lounge Debbie Pelkey, Amanda Richman. Lana Siewert, Lisa Swansorf. 6:45 p.m. SDA Meeting, Science 340 Photographer«:Kirsten Annexstad, John Floberg, John Hull, Tom Hull, Nathan MMer, Lisa South Pahl, Mike Peter, Pete Spilde, Kyle Stensrud. 7:00 p.m. Bible Study with Rev. Grimstad, Science 212 South 9:00 p.m. Chi Zete/Chi Dett Meeting. Grose 103 .., .-.. •,.•••-•••.

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Fortunately, it appears that things are back Jodl Kay, sophomore to normal and that security has been Lynn Olson, sophomore restored on campus. But let's learn from Lee T. Christiansen, sophomore Letters our mistakes; next time we may not be as Kim Krohn, junior lucky. The formation of a Concordia In- Charles J. Dyrhaug, freshman telligence Agency that gathers information Catalina Salley, senior To the editor: and screens potential speakers may not Mark L. Johnson, sophomore be a bad idea. There is nothing worse than Karen Wlckstrom, junior going to Communion for silent meditation A strong defense is essential to our na- Wendy Johnson, junior and being distracted by people shifting in tional well-being. I commend President Caren Roberts, Junior their seats. Reagan for his efforts in restoring securi- Todd Nelsen, sophomore In these times ty to this country. Knowing that the United Tammy M. Cronk, alumni States now possesses thousands of A strong defense is essential to our per- Kelly L. Owermann, alumni sonal well-being. Gregory A. Ulland, senior by Cindy A. Carlson nuclear warheads, with more being plan- ned and built every day with even greater Sonja M. Neshelm, freshman Kevin Urdahl Something is wrong. destructive capability, should make every American rest easier at night. sophomore Concordia professes the creed of commitment to total growth, growth of the whole person—the "Concordia Equation" as it may be. As a part of providing an environ- here are some soft-hearted liberals, even ment in which growth can occur, Concordia believes it has a responsibility to provide on this campus, that want us to believe that To the editor: quality counseling services to students. by arming ourselves we are neglecting the needy of the world. These left-wingers The photograph on the front page of the Thus it is that the college ofters students counseling through the campus pastors of- would have us spoon-feed those people Discordian dated December 14,1984, was who are beginning to embrace the same fice, ECC and individual faculty members. This is nice, but it is not enough. stupid. communist doctrine that we must guard Concordia College needs trained female counselors. • ourselves against.

While the college appears to have a shortage of counselors in general, its lack of female will never understand the citizens of the Kevin P. Good no, senior counselors is apalling. Concordia has three women working as counselors through Third World. I realize that they are starv- Eric L. Iverson, senior the ECC and Campus Pastor's Office. All of them work on a very limited schedule due ng and their children are dying and I am Julie A. Hanson, freshman to their many non-counseling responsibilities. Together these three positions may con- truly sorry. But do these people place no Tom Hanson, senior stitute one full-time position—maybe. Although competent counselors, these three value on freedom? Aren't these people- Sarah Hoover, senior women cannot possibly be expected to deal with the needs of students, particularly educated? Does any hand that holds out Lynn Wlahart, Junior female students, on a campus of this size. food look,the same? Patty Mullon, senior Ross Halvorson, senior So what? Why do we need female counselors anyway? Isn't the available male counsel- A strong defense system is also intact here Amy Flnken, Junior ing staff sufficient? at Concordia. Most Cobbers rest easily at David Dosland, senior Dance marathon night. Last week, however, we were Marcia Hlnes, Junior No. Some womertmay actually be too intimidated to even approach a male counselor. assaulted twice, at Communion and Fri- Steve Stromberg, senior registration Women are used to having their problems trivialized by men. Women familiar with this day's chapel, by a singer named Mark Eric Neshefm, senior phenomena would tend to fear the same treatment from a male counselor as they receive Hulsether. His songs about poverty, Daniel Llnd, senior from other males. Many of these women would not take the risk of seeking counseling hunger and injustice posed a dangerous Carolyn Kramer, junior Good news! It's not too late to register for unless there was a female counselor available to them. threat to our security. Cindy A. Carlson, senior this year's Dance Marathon. A registration table will be set up Monday through Fri- Second, women experience life differently from men. A female counselor will under- day during lunch and supper times, or you stand what other women are going through in a way no man, no matter how qualified, can register at the Volunteer Services can. They can advise other women from the basis of their own experience. Women Office. understand the problems of women and the solutions to those problems better than men because they live through the same problems. Only another woman understands exactly what it is to be a woman. _ • Special features of the marathon are the bands Sapphire and, returning from Star Search. Limited Warranty! Other exciting Female counselors also provide needed examples and role-models for women to identify activities include a square dance, contests with. In a college where a student may have only one female instructor, a discourse and games, a pool party and much more! teacher, female role-models are crucial. Women need examples from the lives of other women. The achievements of women and men are often limited in various ways. Female PhiloFossically Speaking continued... students need to know that there are other women out there who are doing what they Along with all the fun activities there are want to do and who can provide them the support needed so that they, too, can one prizes for top money raisers and par- day achieve what they want. A male-role model simply is not enough. ticipants of the marathon. The 1st prize is two color TVs; 2nd, 35mm cameras; 3rd, In the fail of 1983 the U.S. Senate overwhelmingly voted for King's birthday cross-country ski packages; and 4th, ghet- Female counselors can view the world and its problems from a perspective unavailable to become a national holiday in 1986. The momentous controversy caused by to blasters. to males. They can often see things which their male counterparts would ordinarily Senator Jesse Helms of North Carolina will also not be forgotten too quickly. 9 miss—or overlook. Both male and female students would benefit from the availability of another perspective on the situations which they face. In some instances men would Remember, alf dancers will get t-shirts and find it to their advantage to have a trained professional woman available to assist them Helms, although admitting that King was not a member of the Communist par- lots and lots and lots of good food. .in dealing with the conflicts intrinsic to life in the 1980's. The current situation tends ty, sought to stop King's birthday from becoming a holiday since he believed Register soon and help make this year's to cheat men of the advantage. that King's associations showed King to be a commmunist sympathizer. marathon a success! Helms even tried to open "sealed" FBI files on King but he was denied ac- Concordia needs to re-examine its commitment to holistic growth. If the college is to cess by a Federal court. Then, shortly after the vote, President Reagan declared take that commitment seriously, it is imperative that the available counseling services his support of Helms' investigation. Characteristically, the Presldenbt later had are found inadequate for the needs of the student population and that female counselors to apologize for the blunder. are sought by the college. This is, of course, only necessary if the college is truly con- cerned about the health of the whote student, and all of those students, male and female. CPR certification Helms believes King's "unAmerfcan" sympathies should not be rewarded with a national holiday. In my mind, If King's approach of "non-violent resistance" seminar to gain peace with justice for all Is cummunlstlc, it still sounds alot better than Helms' antiquated conservatism of Joe McCarthy's America.

King Is more than a black hero, or an American hero. He Is a man for all time. Through his stand for equality and Justice by the non-violent means of peace Next Saturday, Jan. 26,1985, the Health and love, King provides us wtth an example worthy to be followed, Just as Christ Service Committee of Concordia's Student and Gandhi did. Association will be sponsoring a CPR cer- tification seminar. It will be a chance for PhiloFossically King's achievements give us reason to believe that our situation is not hopeless, students, administrators and faculty to that our Idealism Is not In vain, and that our dreams of bettering ourselves and receive their CPR certification. our society can be realized. * The Red Cross will be aiding in the Speaking King's vision should indeed be celebrated. It should be celebrated In a national seminar that will begin at 9 a.m. and end holiday and It should be celebrated in each day that we live. at 1:30 p.m. with a one-half hour break for lunch. Registration will be next week on King once wrote, "Injustice anywhere Is a threat to justice everywhere." The Jan. 21,22 and 23 from 12:00-1:30 p.m. brutal beating of refugee students In BemldJI and the apartheid In South Africa and 4:30(-6:00 p.m. in the Knutson Center. remind us there Is still work to be done. Like King, we must lift our vision above There will be a maximum registration of by Chris Foss our own selves to see the world around us. 75 and all students and faculty are en- couraged to attend. There will be a small I have a button. On this button is the picture of one of my herpes, Martin Luther The rock group U2 celebrates King as a man who came "in the name of love." nominal fee to coveMhe cost of the King, Jr.( The button reads "Celebrate King's Vision. Work for Peace with Love Is at the cornerstone of King's vision, enabling him to put the quest for materials. Justice." . Justice and equality above his own personal safety. The seminar will be a great opportunity for This past Tuesday marked the 56th anniversary of the birth of Martin Luther Any time we put others before ourselves we are celebrating the great vision Dining Service managers, Residence Hall; King. It went by quite unnoticed and rather unramembered for some Americans. of Martin Luther King, Jr. Our world can never have enough of this type of Staff and anyone else interested Happily, this well all change next year. celebration. Celebrate King's vision. „ y ,.~ ... . ., ..VI .^.^ become certified.*-: ,-..•(* ^^-^"*<*• Concordian, January 18, 1985 Page 9

Minority Council holds Career Fair The sixth annual Equal Opportunity representatives present to interview Tri- Central Personnel Division for the State of Career/Employment Fair, sponsored by College graduates for possible placement. : North Dakota. the Tri-College Minority Council, will be Among the firms planning to send held Tuesday, Jan. 22, from 1 to 6 p.m. representatives are IBM, Hubbard Broad- The Tri-College Minority Council consists** in the Centrum. casting Inc.. American Crystal Company, of faculty, administrators and students Rosemount Inc., Fingerhut Corp., Pruden- from Concordia and Moorhead State and. Open to ail students, freshman through • tial Insurance Co., Osco Drug Co., Min- North Dakota State universities. i & M at the movies seniors, the fair is aimed at minority, disabl- nkota Power Cooperative, J.C. Penney ed and women students. The fair is Inc., FMC Corp., Northern Ordnance, 1 For more information on the designed to provide students with the op- Federal Home Loan Bank, Chevrolet Career/Employment Fair, contact the Rev. portunity to learn what career options are Motor Division, Burger King Corp. 'and the Walter McDuffy, 299-3455. available to them and the qualities which by Catallna Salley and Mary Martens potential employers are seeking. Appoint- ments are not necessary, but students are We were a bit confused as to the exact theme of The River, a film directed by Mark asked to bring resumes. Arrangements will ' Rydell (On Golden Pond), starring Mel Gibson and Sissy Spacek. Take your pick from be made for those students and represen- any of the following conflicts—man vs. man, man vs. nature, man vs. animal, or even tatives who wilj need a place for a private T)ek> Dewitz John Deere vs. Brahma Bull. Actually, each of these "hardhitting" and "philosophically interview. taxing" themes are given equal time in this life-and-times battle of the McGarvey's vs. animals, nature, man and John Deere. More than 20 regional and national com- panies have indicated they will have Mel Gibson is Tom McGarvey and Sissy Spacek is his wife, Mae. Tom's a stubborn old cuss and lives 100 yards, give or take a yard, from what looks like a rampaging Mississippi River. Mae's a trooper but can hardly be blamed for wanting to leave the BURNOUT farm after spending what seems like the last 12 years sandbagging the river on weekends, selling beaten—up chairs during the week to pay off the Sears charge, and, Student Art Expo of course, keeping the chickens and the family fed. WORKSHOP Not only do the McGarvey's have to keep the river at bay, but mean Joe Wade as well. Joe. well, he's a real go-getter, wanting nothing more out of life than to flood the by Brynn Hausmann valley, get rid of Tom and his pesky farm, and build a dam. Naturally, Tom. our hero, and Joe did not see eye to eye. Thus, the conflict. The Concordia Student Art Exhibition is now underway at the Berg Art Center. On ' Director Mark Rydell is fluidly transparent in his fascination with bodies of water. He display are student works from the Visual Saturday, January I9th has progressed somewhat in respect to the enormity of the subject matter dealt with Studies I and III, Sculpture, Painting, (i.e. from pond to river) but something is missing. Or, maybe something wasn't add- Ceramics, Drawing, and Printmaking ed. Or maybe too little was dealt with. The River is about human struggling, but the classes. struggling done is too brief and far too sporadic for any pathos to be aroused. This 10:00 AM-Noon is more the fault of the dialogue and the storyline than of the actors. We recommend The exhibition provides students with the this film only if you appreciate Mel Gibson's beauty (which we did, and still do). opportunity and the excitement of having some of their work on display. The River is now flooding at the Safari Theatre at 7:15 and 9:30. Centrum Highlighting the exhibition are samples of projects from a variety of media—metal to Chicago Urban Studies program cast resin to colorful painting assignments. "The exhibition should have something in- Sponsored by Volunteer Services selects spring semester participants teresting for everyone because of the vast assortment of work." related Duane Mickelson, coordinator of the event. Everyone Is. Welcome! Six students from Concordia have been economics and history/political science selected for the Chicago Urban Studies major from Mtnot. N.D. and Mary Sue The Student Exhibition is on display until program sponsored by the Associated Taallerud from Pine Island, Minn. February 22 at the Berg Art Center; Colleges of the Midwest (ACM) for the spring semester of the 1984-85 academic Created in 1969 by the ACM, the Chicago year. Urban Studies program enables students to study, work and live as citizens of Those chosen are senior Kelly Horn, a Chicago. Concordia entered the program psychology major from Havana, N.D.: in 1975, and 75 Concordia students have junior Sarah Larsen, music education ma- since participated in the Chicago THE MUNCHIES jor from Beach, N.D.; and sophomores semester. Through an independent study, Michael Kirchmaier, a biology and com- an internship, course work and seminars, munications major from Duluth, Minn., the program is designed to give students Solveig Roverud, a social work major from •a better understanding of the political, Owatonna. Minn., John Samuelson, an social, economic and culturar forces at work in American cities. "-^-^

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Building Character and Other Things I Hate

by Kris Troff When I was considering colleges to attend 'side and threatening to go into cardiac ar- on the eve of my senior year, I had decid- rest. Did not being able to do push-ups "You can't always choose only the fun ed upon two critarian which I felt to be of mean I had no future? I was tired of my Kinda things in life. There are a lot of things that utmost importance in choosing the "right" gym teacher telling me that a "little exer- just aren't a lot of fun but you have to do college. These were: 1) a good com- cise" was good for me and that sports them anyway because they're good ex- munications program, and 2) no required taught me important lessons in coopera- periences and they build character." My phy-ed classes. The first was obvious—I tion and competition. So, now I'm an ex- casual mother tells me this all the time. I tell her wanted to major in communications. The pert on cooperation and competition, but' that it sounds like something June Cleaver second—I hate phy-ed. Twelve years of enough was enough—I was through with would say to the Beav. That's where Mom phy-ed was enough. I was tired of being phy-ed. usually gets her material. Obviously Mom ridiculed because I couldn't catch a soft- and June have never had to take phy-ed ball, couldn't hit a volleyball, and couldn't Then I found myself at Concordia, where in college. run the 50-yard dash without dutching my they demand that once more I perform athletically before they'll let me out of here with degree in hand. Apparently athletics by Amy M. Flnken and Karen M. Stensrud has a great deal to do with a communica- tions major. C'mon now, admit it...everyone got Trivial Pursuit for Christmas! Even Grandma Hor- Jan. 18 and 19 ton got one! And everyone knows every answer, right?!? ' Well, here I was in my advisor's office scanning courses listed under PHY-ED Of course right. For Trivial Pursuit is nothing more than a simple collection of a few Showtimes: 7:15 and 9:30 PM while he held a list of core requirements elementary facts. Common knowledge. Don't we all know, for example, what was to my head. As I went through each phy- originally called the Pluto Platter? And what nationality Aladdin was? No?—well, everyone ed listing, crossing out the ones which I is sure to know what country has the most movie theaters and what role Michael An- WALT Sci. 212 felt unsuitable to myself, scenes from past sara played on TV's Broken Arrow. No problem. Oh, and what are the only two places DISNEY'S phy-ed failures flashed before my that dogs have sweat glands? Kindergarten stuff. eyes...my eighth grade ski outing where ™2IU Cost: only $1.00 I need not have rented skis when my face And you can exhibit your wisdom in not just one type of trivia game, but any of a number worked so well...a game my ninth grade of variations. There's the basic genus (not genius!) edition, the Silver Screen set, sports gym teacher called kickball-dodge-tag. I trivia, Beatlemania, Bible trivia, the Baby Boomer edition. Concordia has even come TECHNICOLOR' remembered my classmates and I runn- up with its own trivia game, the dreaded Cobber Quest. Sunday movie: "Why Worry?" • ing for our lives, screaming, while people threw hard rubber balls at our legs to Not to worry, even in the spin-off games the answers are as fundamental as ever. Have with Harold Lloyd make us "it". I quickly crossed of skiing you played the Baby Boomer edition yet? Unofficial statistics reveal that 99.98 per- (obviously), raquetball (those hard rubber cent of all its answers are "Kennedy," "Nixon," "the Beatles" or "Project Mercury." Jan. 20 balls again), jogging, weight lifting and Now you know. Play it and win! Centrum 9:00 PM scuba diving. I was left with...BADMIN- Cost: Free!! TON. Oh joy. With the trivia craze at its height, who knows? Sooner or later we might see Blueprint Sponsored by S IV install trivia in the classroom. This would allow students in a liberal arts setting to I signed up for the class and left the ad- demonstrate their extensive knowledge covering all areas—Geography, History,,; " ministration building feeling lightheaded Science, Arts and Literature, and Sports and Leisure. Knowing what one time occupation and weak-kneed, but it was done. I had was shared by Amanda Blake, Pat Nixon and Aristotle Onassis and who invented the The ALL NEW a whole semester of ridicule, character mimeograph machine. These thoughtful and informed men and women would be armed building and lessons in cooperation and for any situation! competition ahead of me. Thanks Mom, June and the Beav, Mr. Advisor and Con- Oh. The answers? And we thought everyone knew...The Frisbee. Chinese. Russia. cordia's Core Curriculum. I'll be thinking Cochise. The nose and paws. Telephone operator. Albert Blake Dick. of you when I'm seriously injured in the GIANTS RIDGE first ever "freak badminton accident". But Yep, your basic information. I'll be a better communications major because of it. Life isn't always fun, is it? Maybe next time we'll tell you what Cool Hand Luke was jailed for. Come kick up your

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KCCM AND KFME TO PRESENT JANUARY 30 SIMULCAST

KCCM 91.1 FM, Minnesota Public Radio and KFME-TV. Channel 13, Prairie Public CAR is corner Television, will present a simulcast of Ric- cardo Zandonai's opera "Francesca da Rimini" on Wednesday, January 30 at 7 p.m. The cast will include Renata Scotto and Placido Domingo.

by Alana Hlnrichs To participate in this simulcast, tune your stereo receiver to 91.1 FM and turn down It's January 1985, a brand new set of classes has just begun, and whether we're ready the sound on your television set. T61ENT SEARCH or not, demands and expectations are going to start bombarding us as they did last semester. Are you going to handle them the same way this time around? WANTED At this time of year there are always resolutions made and, why not? It is the perfect time to make them; you've had a break, should be rested and ready for a fresh start. • • Musicians • Ventriloquists Unfortunately, however, most resolutions are broken. Summer educational • Singers • Magicians There are a number of reasons why a resolution gets broken. Two of them are that opportunities offered at • Singer/Dancers • Jugglers unrealistic goals may have been set or the resolution may have been too vague. University of Oslo OVER 40 EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES An unrealistic goal may be one that is virtually impossible to reach or one that depends on drastic changes maintained over a long period of time. When a number of changes FOR LIVE SHOWS have to be made, a person may last a day, a week, or even a month. But usually sooner or later, the goal is given up totally. It is just too difficult to maintain the resolve to change For 37 years the University of Osio in Oslo, when it involves so much effort. Norway, has provided an opportunity for AUDITIONS learning in an international context. Each Saturday, Feb. 9 & Sunday, Feb. 10 A resolution is equally difficult to keep when it is vague and is not broken down into summer more than 300 graduate and definable changes. One of the most commonly vague resolutions made is the deci- undergraduate students come from over Carlton Celebrity Theater sion to lost weight (most of us ate too much turkey and too many Christmas cookies!). 60 nations, ranging from the USSR and 8350 24th Ave. SO. {South of Hwy 494 & Mel Center) If a person doesn't implement specific and realistic ways in which to accomplish a task, Poland to Bangladesh and India. About Bloomington, Minnesota the resolution cannot be kept. For example, while losing weight may be a long term one half of the group comes from North goal, it may be more constructive to make a resolution to avoid french fries or candy. America. Registration 8:00 AM -12:00 Noon Smaller goals that can be achieved will make you feel better about yourself and may Auditions 9:00 AM - 5:00 PM enable you to add another change to help reach your ultimate goal. 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Things That Don't Matter

by Eric Iverson Eric Nesheim and ' ... v , Steve Stromberg

Have you ever wondered if Beethoven used lip balm? How about if raspberry gelatin makes a good car wax? If so, this column is for you. This is the amazing column THINGS. TV Center at home in THAT DON'T MATTER, a column written by people ahead of their time, since their wat- SAVE THIS COUPON FOR A SPECIAL ches always seem to be running a bit fast. Actually, the title is somewhat misleading library classrooms. since many of the things we will be writing about really DO matter But hey! n'S OFFER ON DELIVERY ORDER ONLY a name, right? We could have called this column "Superman is a Duck" and it still wouldn't affect the purpose of the column one bit. 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I've even heard this Concordia pick-up should be fully functional sometime next taken to ridiculous extremes in one of my philosophy classes when a girl blurted out. week. "Oh my GOD! Like, for existential dread y'know?" Obviously this is an example of Grant Circle Heat Plant a tired and overworked cliche, but there are others. The scheduled completion date for the 9:20 a.m. 9:25 a.m. Olin Building is in early 1986. At that time, What about those people who always persist in saying "Really?" and "You're kidding."? 5:20 p.m. 5:25 p.m. the TV center will finally acquire a perma- This gets pretty bothersome at times, but there are ways you can combat it. One thing nent, spacious home. I usually do is go up to the person and say something like, "Geez, I just heard on the radio that llamas make excellent pets and .are actually quite harmless," to which they say,"Really?" Then I say, "No, actually I was lying. They're born killers and they've. just invaded the greater Fargo-Moorhead vicinity. LOOK OUT! THERE'S ONE BEHIND YOU! AUUUUUGGGGGHHHH!" This technique never breaks them of their bad habit, Vagabond: Make Your but it sure is fun to see their faces turn white. , Another meaningless phrase is "How are you?" Now you know that usually the peo- ple who say this don't really care how you are, but that doesn't mean you have to fall into their trap and say "Oh, just fine!" in response. There are alternatives. One thing Own Adventure you could do is come up with your own novel form of retort like "fine as frog's hair", "fine as fine can be", "better than buttered toast" or just "better 'n spit." This may Give yourself a memory of a lifetime. Decide to go to Europe. Go vagabond! Some things to think about seem like a lot of unnecesary work, but soon people will become aware of your ada- mant refusal to use cliches and will realize that you're not one to be trifled with. Either that, or when someone asks you how you are, you can kick them in the stomach, but I. You are probably as ready mentally, spiritually and physically as ever to that gives them an entirely different message all together. . experience the rich culture Europe has to offer. One thing that works to battle cliches is to come up with new ones like, "Well I'll be » 2. How many employers do you know who will give you 5 weeks off your a monkey's thyroid" which doesn't abolish the cliches entirely, but at least it gives you job to go to Europe? Travel to Europe before you are committed to a career some new ones to listen to. Either that, or if you find your mouth spouting too many and family. hackneyed phrases, you could take a vow of silence. On the surface, this seems like a good idea until you realize that about the only other people who do this are Buddhist 3. Now is the time to go to Europe. Flights may never be cheaper and the Monks, and they very rarely live in buildings that have central heating. Perhaps this exchange rate is excellent! doesn't solve the problem at all. but I can see by the big clock on the wall that we're out of time. So tune in next time when we ask the musical question "IsGuavaaDonut?" Meeting for vagabonders will be Wednesday, January 23 at 7:30 p.m. in the Tabernacle. Flight ar- Until then, good bye, and good eating. rangements, rail passes, student ID cards, youth'hostel passes and other travel arrangements will be discussed. HOURS: REDKEN Grab A Friend. Go To Europe Vagabond! Monday: 8 am—8 pm Tuesday: 8 am—8 pm Wednesday: 8 am—6 pm r4or further information on vagabonding, Thursday: 8 am—9 pm Friday: 8 am—8 pm check with the May Seminar office: Saturday: 8 am—Noon Academy Hall 108, telephone 299-4544. $1.00 Concordia Flights to Europe -

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The Cobbers used a full court press the easy victory. Janet Peterson led the scor- by Dave Krueger entire game to cause St. Olaf to turn over ing with 16 points, and Mary Tollefson was the ball an amazing 42 times. close behind with 15. Cindy Bogartzki had The women's basketball team won two of 12 points while Karen Hanson and Beachy the three conference games they have Siverson stated, "We knew we had to win each scored 11. Bock had 10 points to played since New Year's Day. the game if we were to realistically have round out double figure scoring. Janet a chance to win the conference." Peterson had 9 rebounds to lead the Cob- Concordia Most to current conference bers, and MaryLee Legried led the assists leader St. Mary's 70-64. Coach Duane i Bock again led in scoring as she manag- department. Siverson commented that the defense ed 21 points. Beachy and Johnson were "played super" and did a good job of con- JoDee Bock's last basket in the Carleton able to score 16 and 11, respectively.. game made her Concordia's all-time scor- taining St. Mary's all-american forward. Bock also led the rebound category with The main difference in the game was St. ing leader. She passed Nancy Hulda's 12, while Beachy had seven assists to lead 1504 points with 1506. During halftime of Mary's ability to capture 42 rebounds the Cobbers. compared with Concordia's 29. the Bethel game here tomorrow JoDee will receive an award from the Businessmen Concordia defeated Carleton 100-43 in an JoDee Bock led the Cobbers in scoring 'of Lisbon, N.D., which is her home town. with 21 points, while Jessica Beachy add- ed 14. Karen Johnson grabbed 10 re- bounds to lead all players. Beachy also managed 9 assists.

Concordia defeated St. Olaf 73-69 in an overtime contest about which Coach Siverson noted, "I've never seen a more physical game." Concordia took an early 10 point advantage, but by halftime it had diminished to a 31-28 lead.

With 8 minutes left in the game, St. Olaf went ahead for the first time, and with five and one-half minutes remaining they held a seven point advantage. Soni Anderson was able to convert a three point play to change the momentum. With 1:09 left in the second half the score was tied at 59. Lady Cobber Janet Peterson (54) puts up a shot in last Wednesday's game against Augsberg while Cindy Bogatzki (52) looks on. The Lady Cobs defeated St. Olaf stalled for 35 seconds before tak- Augsberg. ing a shot with 24 seconds left. The shot missed, St. Olaf rebounded, and held the ball another ten seconds before another shot was taken. The Oles missed again, however. This shot was rebounded by Concordia, who took time out with 14 Grapplers top Royals, seconds left. The Cobbers brought the ball down and Jessica Beachy was the victim of an uncalled foul as she shot while the Pipers in triangular buzzer sounded. Concordia was then able to capture the victory as they outscored St. Olaf 14-10 in overtime. Junior guard Kim Stemhagan directs traffic in the Lady Cobbers victory over by Duane-Scheff Nellermoe described it. It kept the momen- Augsberg. tum on the Cobbers" side. Later on, When a new year begins, people try to ac- leading 24-0, Donnner and Tom Radeke complish things they couldn't do fast year added to the lead which was finished by by making resolutions. For the Concordia Knudsvig's win arid Morlock's pin. The wrestlers, a new year doesn't mean new Cobbers won 39-3. Cagers sweep at Northfield resolutions but just picking up where 1984 left off. 1984 had its share of winning and good solid wrestling. If the first few meets by Matthew Lemke topped sophomore center from Sidney, The MIAC, road sweep complemented a are any indication, 1985 could have plenty Montana, Marv Eberling who hit the dou- string of fine performances by the Runn- of excitement and success for the Sporting a shifted lineup, the Concordia ble digits by scoring 10 points and snar- ing Cobbers. Over Christmas, Concordia Cobbers. Neil: 'We are in con- Cobber men's basketball team swept a ing 10 rebounds. Also scoring in double won their annual Cobber Cage Classic for pair of conference games on the road last figures were roommates John Riewer and the first time defeating UW-Superior 64-55 The wrestlers opened their conference weekend. The wins improved the Cob- Dan Douglas who scored 11 and 10. in the opener and Sioux Falls College dual season last weekend with plenty of tention for the title.' bers' MIAC record to 3-4, while upping respectively. 81-79 for the championship. Mayville State optimism as they easily defeated Hamline their overall record to 7-5. a beat UW-Superior for third place. and Bethel at the Bethel triangular. The win High scorers for St. Olaf were John gives the Cobbers a 5-2 record and a 2-0 Thurs'day night, the Cobbers invaded the Biewen'and Todd Jorgenson, who scored Cobbers named to the all-tournament conference mark. St. Olaf auditiorium and came away with 15 apiece. The Ole's Jorgenson is Cob- team were Dan Douglas and Kurt Keena. a hard-fought 80-74 win, despite an Ole ber Douglas' old high school teammate Concordia started the dual against the comeback that the Cobbers survived. and best friend from Detroit Lakes. The Cobbers then resumed MIAC action Hamline Pipers in the first match. After a Though the dual season is important, the at home against Winona St. Mary's. The forfeit gave the Pipers a 6-0 lead, Neil- wrestlers are gearing up for the con- The first half belonged to the Cpncordia "I have a good time against Jorgey," said Cobbers' late rally fell short as John Mobraten tied the score at 6-6 with a pin. ference tournament in February. Senior defense as the Cobbers exploded to an Douglas. "He's a good ball player and a Riewer missed a game-winning shot with Gary Parenteau at 134 pounds then lost co-captain Jeff Neil likes the team's early lead and never trailed. Contributing good friend." 3 seconds to play. Riewer did all he could, a heartbreaker 11-12, but Concordia reel- chances. "This team has a lot of heart and to the early stalwart defensive effort was though, scoring 20 points and almost ed off 36 straight points for a 42-9 win. drive so as a result we appear to be in bet- the newly-formed Gold Rush who applied The Cobbers took on Carleton College, single-handedly bringing the Cobbers Concordia received two forfeits and four ter shape than other teams. We are in con- a full-court press and 2-3 zone that forc- winless in the conference, on Saturday jp back into contention. strong performances in the scoring streak. tention for the title." The Cobbers will need ed the St. Olaf team into many turnovers. the Knights' gym and again put together Jeff Neil won by technical fall at 150 heart.dnve. and good conditioning to a good defensive effort for a 69-47 win. "The Gold Rush utilizes our deep bench," pounds followed by Paul Donner's 8-4 unseat defending champ Augsburg. The Next on the Cobbers' agenda is another decision at 158 pounds. The Cobbers last time the Cobbers won the MIAC was said Coach John Eidsness. "It gives The Cobbers again took a quick, early important road series with a tough Bethel finished up with a 9-2 win by Steve Emer- in 1964. everyone playing time and tonight they lead and never trailed. Carleton helped the College team and Macalaster tomorrow son and a pin at 190 by Fred Knudsuig. didn't hurt us." Cobber cause by shooting a lowly 29 per- and Monday. This completed- the scoring but the Finally, Concordia has another tough cent. Mike Boardman scored twelve for In fact, the Cobbers stretched their lead the Knights, but only shot 6 for 23 from wrestlers weren't done yet. week. Valley City State came to town The Cobbers return home Thursday for a yesterday but the outcome was by four points in a crucial period of the the field. Mark Kesti led the Knights with 13. significant game with St. John's who pum- Bethel challenged Concordia next and unavailable at presstime. The Cobbers game. The five substitutes entered the meled Concordia before the Christmas gave the Cobbers a quick 12-0 lead on then travel to St. Peter for a triangular with game with 14 minutes left in the first half, break. two forfeits. Behind 12-0, the Royals ap- Gustavus and St. Johns this weekend. St. with the Cobbers leading by four. For the Cobbers, Brad Willis scored 14, peared to have a chance as their wrestler Johns defeated Concordia in a tourna- while grabbing eight rebounds, Darrel "Every game from here on is important," Starring in the Cobber win was junior Dar- Pederson scored 13 with 5 boards and led Todd Risa 11-2 after one period. The ment the first weekend in January. It was said Coach Eidsness. "We can't afford to rel Pederson who scored a team-high 20 John Riewer added 12 points, mostly on lead didn't matter as Risa came back to very close so the Cobbers have a tough overlook anyone because every team we win by sticking his man. "Todd had a points, while grabbing five rebounds. Also long-range shots against a lax Carleton 1 week but take another step towards the play is good and capable of beating us.' super match." is how Asst. Coach Ron conference tournament. emerging for the Cobbers was the carrot- zone. " • , 14. Concordian, January 18, 1985

in goats and assists. When asked about last season, Larry said that injuries played a major part, "We lost many key and important players to injuries Player and this hurt our team continuity and con- fidence and eventually one thing led to another." Larry points to the death of Words of Wammer senior captain Sam Bakken as the turn- ing point of the season." Last season we of the had problems with players and fans com- plaining about the coaching, teammates, and lack of interest by the community and most importantly the student body. Sam's by Steve Wammer week death brought us all closer together and was a Viking fan too!). .Mom would have made us a team, we suddenly all had a This Sunday is no ordinary Sunday, it's to fix lunch so that we could eat at half- common goal to strive for, to win it for Super Sunday. The Sunday when the time. Then on Monday everyone would Sam, because he was such a great guy champion of the National Football Con- talk about yesterday's game and the rest and a close friend to all of us." Larry Goos ference plays the champion of the of the week we'd talk about the upcom- by Ron John sen American Football Conference to decide ing game. Larry came to Concordea following an ex- When asked about team goals for the se- who will be the champion of the N.F.L. This weeks Concordian player of the week cellent hockey career at Roseau High cond half of the season, Larry com- Yes, being a viking fan was great. If you is sophmore skater Larry Goos from School where he played in the Minnesota mented, "Our goal right now is to finish don't believe me, ask some other Min- Roseau Minnesota.* Although the team State High School Hockey Tournement This Sunday will pit the Dolphins of Miami, in the top tour in the coference and make led by quarterback Dan Marino, against nesotans. Ask Dave Douglas, Scott Ell- had a dissapointing weekend losing both both his junior and senior years. Larry the playoffs, I feel that if we can play up ingson or Mike Buffenauma. They know games, it was not because of Larry. Larry chose to come to Concordia because of the San Francisco 49ers led by quarter- to our ability in the second half we have back Joe Montana. I have a slight interest what it's like to be a Viking fan. Dave and had an excellent weekend scoring four the quality education and solid hockey a realistic shot at it." The cobbers drive myself and other people like us can sit goals including the last two on Saturday program. Last year Larry was the school's in sports and will certainly be watching this for the pay-offs continues this weekend game (I'll cheer for the 49ers, but my of- around and talk about the Vikings for which capped a three goal third period ral- fourth leading scorer, as a freshman, and with home games Friday and Saturday hours. ly which sent the game into overtime. this season he also is right near the top ficial pick is the Dolphins by seven) as will against a fine Gustavus Adolphus team. ' millions of people across the country. I thought being a Viking fan would never This Super .Sunday will not be like some be quite as good again after the events of those in the past, however. You see I'm of this past season. After all, we were 3-13. St. Olaf tops Cobbers twice from Minnesota, home of the Vikings, and Before, a .500 season was considered a Super Sundays when the Vikes don't play disaster. I thought we were destined to be don't seem quite as super. like Buffalo. Oh sure, they might make the •playoffs now and then, but nothing big. by Paul Sanda hands, as St. Olaf hacked a loose puck into overtime. in just as a Cobber penalty expired to give This past season, as a matter of fact was The Concordia hockey team fell to eighth the Oles" a 7-6 overtime victory. Questionable penalties at inopportune anything but super. It seems like being a But then just before Christmas the news place in the MIAC after dropping a pair times have been considered as possibly Viking fan just wasn't as much fun as it came. The best news any Viking fan could of home contests last weekend to St. Olaf. Goaltending again was the key for St. Olaf, the underlying problem for Concordia. used to be. want to hear. Les Steckel had been fired. The Oles, climbing to fourth m the con- especially in the second period where Rice however doesn't totally agree. "St. Even better than that was who the Vikings ference, defeated the Cobs 4-1 Friday Concordia had 34 "attempts," including Olaf had twenty-two penalties and we had Who was this ex-Marine who was mas- hired to take over the team. night and 7-6 Saturday afternoon in over- eighteen shots on goal. eighteen penalties. And we got four power querading as a coach? Les Steckel just time at the Moorhead Sports Center. play goals," explains Rice. "So penalties isn't my kind of coach (I question whether The Vikings hired the greatest football "We only got two goals in the second are not hurting us so much," concludes he's anybody's kind of coach). Let's look coach of alt time. In Friday's game Concordia couldn't get period," says Rice, who can't blame the Rice. at the quarterback situation—we had three much going as St. Olaf jumped out to an Cobs for failing to score when looking at different quarterbacks playing. It used to Bud Grant. early 2-0 lead before sophomore Larry the obstacle in their way. "They've got a This weekend Concordia hopes to turn be if you were a back-up quarterback for Goos could pick up a rebound in front of senior all-conference goaltender and a things around as the Cobs faceoff against the Vikes, the only time you got to play was The Old Trapper is back! And so are the the crease and slide it under the goalie to senior who has been all-conference and league leader Gustavus, here at the in the fourth quarter when we were blow- .Vikings. I'm already excited for the next cut the Oles lead to one. But that was all leading scorer in the conference the past Moorhead Sports Center. The Gusties are ing out New Orleans. The back-up didn't season. It's like the last season didn't even the Cobs were able to produce as St. Olaf three years," adds Rice. a tough team who rely on their wings and even get to hold the ball on field goals! happen. With Bud back there is no way put the game out of reach with two third- concentrate on forecheckmg. Gustavus is anything can go wrong (except perhaps period goals to ice the 4-1 Ole win. Concordia, who fell to 5-8 on the season a dominating team as their 12-3 route of No, being a Viking fan just wasn't what it losing the Super Bowl). and 2-4 in the conference, was led by MIAC contender Augsburg earlier this used to be. I can remember when every Saturday afternoon Concordia was not sophomore winger Larry Goos, who had season is indicative. Sunday was centered around when the I can see it now, Doug Flutie will be our without its opportunities. After falling four goals in the two game series. Goos Vikings played. quarterback (if Buffalo doesn't pick him behind 6-3, the Cobs picked up three had the only Concordia goal Friday and Rice is looking for Concordia to play "our first) scrambling out of the pocket just like third-period goals to send the game into scored three goals Saturday, including two. game" and see what happens. If the Vikes played at noon we'd have to old number ten (Fran Tarkenton for those overtime, only to have it skip through their in the third period to help push the Ole's go to early church (although if you went of you from Montana) used to do. In the to the 11:00 service, it seemed like George linebacking core there's Walker Lee always shortened his sermon a little so you Ashley looking like a young Matt Blair, and could get to the game—I think that George carrying the ball is Alfred Anderson just like Chuck Foreman used to do in the 1985 Brides & Grooms glory days. IT'S NOT JUST A JOB... 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by Pat Relnken After more than year's break in talks bet- Early this week, Minneapolis teenager decade. That may be why students at Chet Simmons resigned Monday as ween the two superpowers, Soviet Foreign Peter Lepplk, a tenth grader who excels Brown University last fall forced a referen- commissioner of the United States Foot- Minister Andrei Gromyko and American in math and science at school, broke a dum on campus to ask student health ser- ball League Beverly Hills Cop, after grossing well over Secretary of State George Shultz met in code that had hidden computerized ac- vices to stockpile suicide pills in case of $100 million so far in its release, looks Geneva on January 7 and 8. Signs seem counts of sexual involvement with young a nuclear war. Lanny Wadklns defeated Craig Stadler strong in overtaking last year's to indicate a new step in negotiations bet- boys. Asked by police to work on the in a five-hole playoff round in the Bob Ghostbusters as all-time number one ween the Reagan administration and the code, which had stumped them for Hope Golf Classic-early in the week comedy * Soviet leadership. Both sides, however, months, Leppik broke the code in 45t are already showing the delicate nature of minutes. Georgetown remains at the number one Look for a sequel to Romancing the Stone the state of the talks. position in college basketball in December The decoded accounts will be used in a One-liners on the news: IQ a rare Soviet TV interview, Gromyko case against the owner of the original fifes, The San Francisco 49ers are a three-point Fargo, North Dakota, is the setting for a warned that the talks could flounder if the a suspected child molester. The fifteen- Twelve states have moved to cut taxes, favorite over the Miami Dolphins in this story to be aired January 24 on the ABC United States refuses to negotiate on year-old boy, who last year accidentally including Montana and Minnesota weekend's Super Bowl news magazine 20/20 space-based anti-missile weaponry or if broke into a bank's computer, says that, deployment of U.S. missiles continues in despite the acclaims that he received, he The dollar rose to all-time highs against the Europe. Shultz and American officials is "still the same person." British pound and French franc and the gave indications that Reagan's Strategic stock market shot up early in the week Defense Initiative would go ahead. following a cut in the prime lending rate by banking giant Manufacturers Hanover Torture victims may end up recuperating Trust in Minnesota if a task force appointed by In a related story, the Belgian prime governor Rudy Perpich reports favorably Gas prices are at their lowest levels in five minister told President Reagan on Mon- on the idea. The idea was suggested to years and are likely to go lower day that Belgium will not deploy American Perpich by David Wetssbrodt, counsel to missiles in March as scheduled. The news the Minnesota Lawyers International The UCLA and American Council on came after Reagan told the prime minister' Human Rights Committee and theEducation study of 182,370 college that Belgium must accept new NATO1 London-based human rights organization freshmen shows a conservative swing in missiles to strengthen the American posi- Amnesty International. students' opinions on the death penalty This space for rent. tion in arms control talks with the Soviet' and drug use but a liberal swing on Union. The center would be the first of its kind in women's equality, integration and military the United States and only the third in the spending world. The governor is travelling to Copenhagen, Denmark, this week to New York's accused "subway vigilante," study one of the centers, the International Bernhard Goetz, has acquired the ser- Rehabilitation and Research Center for One-liners on sports and vices of two of the best lawyers available Torture Victims. entertainment: in the New York area. Barry Slotnick and Joseph Ketner, both recognized for their Olympic hurdler Edwin Moses was ar- abilities in defense, take the case over from rested last weekend for soliciting an act court-appointed lawyer Frank Brenner. According to a Brown University Foreign of prostitution and possessing marijuana. Goetz's new legal team said that they will Policy Center study, 50 percent of It seems that the woman he is accused of argue a case of self-defense if their client Americans under 30 believe that an all soliciting was an undercover police is indicted. out nuclear war will occur within the officer

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