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Officials are keeping a watchful eye on all of the county’s revenue one. just one of many indicators of local economic health, but it is a significant is tax Sales months. 16 last the of one but all increasedfor have numbers local businessesandeconomicdevelopmentefforts.” economy by contributing to a positive business climate, local our and boost help by to can supporting we everything doing also is row. county The tomor for County Mesa preparingare projects capital these time, same in our community today,” said Commissioner Steve Acquafresca. “At the into thefuture. and now services needed providing continue way,to organization orderthat in stays the that sure make to working are leaders County woes. organization is financially sound, despite the national and local economic ties.” communi our in people the for accomplish to able is organization our machine,” said Commissioner Janet Rowland. “We’re proud of how much better customerservice. ment. 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Just every trying new house people are attack to build, and attack trying to the build people them. Maybe one will stop and think no about that misbegotten trailer or make you admit to helping move it in. flashing, sirens wailing, we hurtled we wailing, sirens flashing, through rush-hour traffic, andwas I carefully wheeled A& into E department, where the a team of highly trained disaster doctors and nurses awaited closed swung doors me. the had sooner But no behind me than, to my my horror, heart stopped racing and settled back to normal. Instantaneously, I felt like a million dollars, but so was I that embarrassed profoundly dumb. struck all sorts of stethoscopes monitored funny parts of my body as I was hurried to Critical Bay No 4. confession, and everyone except me relaxed. Still blushing home for lunch. I was k t : l e a m k e r • a 4 3 them of not 2 3 m . 8 Read Us Online For FREE Read www.yvsource.com 2 7 . 0 7 9 Now, Now, you might think, if you’d An emergency vehicle’s siren Facebook @ The Source Newspaper Like Us On Facebook been out playing golf some 2100 times in the last year and a and half, his wife was night in hotel a room $12,000/ in France 176 with guests. Police went lengths to and then great the links to find the owner, being careful mention the weeds not themselves, so to no one could accuse liking the trailer’s paint job. been one who’d in the helped bi-colored pile move of of tin communists, full with who an pretty owner much golf lived course rather than doing on any the work sprucing up the park, you that wanted to lay low whenever someone began to build house in town; but a that’s not how new the cult members think. Any time new contractors show ideas up of with how houses built, should cult be members across drive town and clear attack the contractors new and personally, trying their to tear families houses down before they’ll just no dirt there’s they’re to throw, built. make If something up and throw a little imaginary dirt and hope sticks. it They know that if a little rejection. It rejection. sounded like guilt. But be couldn’t he all, After what? over a deep sea fisherman kept awake at night by all those dolphins and whales he slaughtered in his nets. Or could he? racing down moment ago reminds me of one of Argyle of moments embarrassing most Road the a my life. Last week, drugs dealing with the ongoing infection in my been had I race. pulse my made leg told that, if the increased rhythm exceeded three call hours, an ambulance and I ask to taken be to must the nearest A (accident) and E (emergency) an hospital injection for that would The stop worst it. happened Wednesday morning. early Blue last lights half-white half-white exterior, and when weeds grew in the and yard c o m p neighbors the l a i news n reported e d media , people complaining about that weren’t about but weeds the It trailer’sthe color. When the trailer was first moved first was trailer the When The police visited the trailer Not least of my pleasures in I heard on the grapevine that taken was I secretly but laughed, I seems that, years before my time, a time, my before years that, seems trailer’s color meant something to a lot of people. anyone Now, who they’re if even silenced, be to needs complaining about real, liking tangible not of accused be can weeds, the color of a trailer. if see to eager were people most in, it spruced up the park. However, soon after it arrived, a communists group of moved into around it. spread Word that spaces some of them were even living inside, and everyone with a lick of sense gave a wider berth to the and-white trailer. black- when the weed home. ever was one no but lodged, complaint was Neighbors said the owner had how a healthy community not only not community healthy a how recreates itself, but writes history. I may try to conquer my English reserve one day soon and knock on the front door to offer my good wishes. I do love Downtown Ealing. living here in this area comes appetite because for fish. of We have one my of the best fishmongers in London in our little village main street called Pitshanger Lane. (Pitshanger Olde Englishe in means “woodland Owner hill”). steep a of side the on Ted is well past retiring age refuses to give but in, despite arthritis resulting from 40 years of winters standing in an is open actually shop a that market stall. sparsely sheltered the shop would and retirement, I mentioned to my close at new Ted’s neighbour next-door-but-one (the one to my left going towards Argyle, the main road) how this sad news replied, “If God had intended us to eat made fish, they me. would live on dry land, He have hooves and say baa.” aback by the vehemence of his the it was By Lyle Stout By Lyle painted

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in that park. Usually, after that one that after Usually, park. that in cult and see if they wanted to live at least one time to learn about the were held there, a lot of people went people of lot a there, held were derstands. park and the first worship services that none but another member un- only speaks of them in vague terms vague in them of speaks only ciety long ago, and now the group cult’s ideals were forsaken by so- even what they worship. This no outsiders are allowed to know cretive group, like the Masons, and Masons, the like group, cretive tired, tired, dilapidated trailer. It’s a se- that worships its lost ideals in a strange head. There is now a group group a now is There head. strange front front door, which stood open in a on gravel, they alighted at the by the comforting crunch of tires it an upper-class hotel. Reassured an imposing gateway, assuming evening. Abigail turned off into Normandy late one summer sister Letitia were lost in northern for driving holidays. She and her said as he scurried away. get my deputy to help you,” he he was late for a meeting. “I’ll just know.” solution (escape) and remembered “What colour is it?” “I don’t number?” “I don’t remember.” replied. replied. “What‘s the registration asked its make. “I don’t know,” she know,” don’t “I make. its asked in a matter of minutes. She was would drive away in her vehicle office, she was reassured she indoor car park. In the manager’s that is our Ealing shopping mall’s vertical stack of aircraft hangars week, Abigail lost her car in the three three children on her own. Last bit from me. A divorcee, she raised divorcee, A me. bit from London Express a road the down just 15, Number at arts feature writer for The Sunday former dancer, is a dance critic and ...What’s Black and White and Red All Over? 8 The SOURCE / March 2012 The SOURCE world? yep, thataboutcoversit. sickly-sweet dressings as coleslaw… Boiled, sautéed, stuffed, covered in lot more. a vegetable, delicious dense, that cabbage, appreciate you make to hope I March, this problems your you prepare it. While I cannot fix all how on depending terrible, be can has the ability to be awesome and it It dish. much-maligned a it’s often too all and holiday, this for staple tion. Corned beef and cabbage is the tures. St. Patrick’s Day is no excep- with so many celebrations and cul- associated is food that incredible It’s food? amazing some stout with beer nice, a than better is What shamrocks! and beer green about What about the rest of the of rest the about What How do Americans eat cabbage? thinking start to time the ‘Tis 300 Main Street, Suite 103 • Grand Junction Grand • 103 Suite Street, Main 300 1133 Patterson Road Suite 3•970-243-1388 Individual & Business Bankruptcy Business & Individual Cuisine $50.00 off By TraceHillman the cost oftheprogram! Call to scheduleyour free consultation Drew Moore, Esq. Moore,Drew One per customer.One per Expires 05-30-12 Non-invasive, sub-lingualdrops Free Consultation Free Credit ProblemsCredit Cooking withTrace Bring thiscoupon andreceive Weight Loss Program Specializing in Specializing Bankruptcy Lose upto 30lbs. in30days Doctor Supervised Supervised Doctor 970-256-9017 Bad Debt? Bad 970-243-1388 Center A CreatingWellness Rimrock Chiropractic,LLC: Hormone-free hCG

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They really don’t have a chance of must they so division, the winning win every game possible to stay in there. If they can stay healthy like the Nuggets, they should be right final and eighth the grab to there in position, at least. But I will go out on a and say limb that, here if they keep what they have and continue to build on their offense, they will go higher than that. and stretch the down hard work can some- have we so together all it pull post-seasons the during do to thing we teams the watching just besides could have beaten. advance, advance, $15 day of Doors show. open at 7pm. 615-733-9983. Concert, 7:30pm, 7:30 pm, Moss Hall, Recital Center Arts Performing $10 adults, North Avenue. 1100 $8 970- Office: Box students. $5 seniors, 248-1604. Criterium, 5-10pm, cycling A Free! criterium is part of the weekend’s racing activities. Downtown course . -

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