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VOL. XXII, NO. 7 WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 31, 1988 the independent newspaper serving Notre Dame and Saint Mary's First HPC meeting discusses SYR’s By JIM WINKLER spirit, and his group’s inten­ Staff Reporter tions. “We need people to get a little more crazy on campus,” Discussions about the alcohol Straub said. policy, student spirit, and new For the Michigan game, programs from the University Straub said, the Friday eve­ Counseling Center highlightedning pep rally will be on the the first Hall Presidents Coun­Stepan basketball courts and cil meeting last night at will follow a student picnic. Howard Hall. Straub also asked that students “The new regulations on wear green to the game. With SYR’s put pressure on these support from the Hall Presi­ Hall Presidents to set a prece­ dents Council, Straub and his dent,’’ said HPC Co- group plan on providing free Chairperson Michelle LaRose. face painting to all students. “These Hall Presidents have to Struab said he hopes to finalize make it work this year, or the plans for that by next week. dances will be gone. We need Straub noted that the Athletic 100 percent cooperation from Department was very suppor­ the students to make it work,” tive of the Insanity group. LaRose added. Straub introduced class of ’88 Many of the Hall Presidents graduate George McGowan, expressed concern over the who now serves as director of regulations, especially the marketing and promotion for rules prohibiting open contain­the Athletic Department. ers of alcohol in public areas. McGowan echoed Straub’s sen­ Keenan Hall’s President Mark timents about spirit, saying, Flaharty said, “Why would you “This campus should be as wild go up to the fourth floor if you as ever. It has been a little lame The Observer/Jim Brake live on the first, if there is noth­ lately. We are supposed to be ing to go up there for?” Mike obnoxious and we are not.” Into the darkness Caponigro, president of AlumniMcGowan voiced his support Wendy Chambers and Patrick Murphy enter the Great not easy to leave the warm sunshine and sit through Hall, added, “I don’t think the for Irish Insanity and for the Hall of O'Shaughnessy late yesterday afternoon. It’s yetyet another another lecture. lecture. people who wrote the policy non revenue sports that are have any idea what dances are now covered by the All-Sports like. I think that these people pass announced last week by Drug crackdown produces over 250 who wrote the policy don’t even the Athletic Department. drink.” Tim Ontka, a psychologist at Kerstin White, co­ the University Counseling Cen­tons of marijuana and cocaine chairperson of the Council, an­ ter, addressed the Council Associated Press Authorities also demolished leading to the seizure of mari­ nounced that she and LaRoseabout the Counseling Center’s seven hidden airstrips and were to meet with Father juana. new program on dating and WASHINGTON- More than seized $3.8 million in cash, he David Tyson, vice president for relationships. Ontka said he 1,200 people were arrested this said. Thornburgh, revealing the Student Affairs, later this wanted dorms to sponsor or co­ month in a 30-nation drug The Aug. 1-28 campaign in­ operation at a news confer­ week. She also said that she sponsor one section of this four- crackdown which was unprece­ volved a variety of operations, ence, said “The statistics are would try to arrange a meeting part program. The program dented for its internationalincluding intensified bordernot as important as the signal for the entire Council with deals with dating, falling in teamwork, Attorney General searches, the discovery and that has been sent to the drug Tyson or John Goldrick, asso­ love, getting closer emotion­ Richard Thornburgh said destruction of chemical stores, kingpins. Henceforth, they will ciate vice president for ally and physically, and break­ Tuesday. and increased patrols of air­ increasingly face the combined Residence Life. ing up. Ontka said, “ We need The operations, centered in ports, highways and rivers fury of law enforcement In addition to the alcohol the dorm support to get people the United States and South andknown to have been used for policy, much time was spent agencies of all nations whose involved in these program s. We Central America, led to the sei­ illicit drug shipments. discussing school spirit and thewant sponsoring dorms to pro­ people they victimize.” zure of 11 tons of cocaine and newly formed Irish Insanity or­ He called the international vide space to have these the destruction of 244 tons of ganization. Eric Straub, a rep­ In Florida, Arizona and cooperation an “important events.” marijuana, 118,000 coca plants resentative of the new group, Texas, about 100 members of milestone” and the “first type In other business, the Counciland 13 cocaine laboratories, spoke with the Council about the National Guard helped in­of operation of its kind” on the Thornburgh announced. spect over 6,000 vehicles, war against drugs. the need for increased school see HPC, page 5 Security apprehends four alleged bicycle thieves By MARK MCLAUGHLIN “Security officers who heard Old Juniper Road near thelocked around noon onJohnson. “Our policy is gener­ Senior Staff Reporter the radio call were able to ap­ Alumni-Senior Club aroundThursday near Nieuwland Sci­ally not to go off campus unless prehend the suspects while 1:00 a.m. on Friday. A third ence Hall. called by other enforcement Notre Dame Security ap­ they were still on campus,” suspect eluded Security offi­ “This case is one we’ll follow agencies” or in following up of prehended two groups of al­Johnson said. cers, but the m atter is “still un­ up ourselves,” Johnson said.campus stories, he added. leged bicycle thieves on “ We recovered the bicycle der investigation,” according “If we had no information, we Johnson said it was fortunate campus over the past week, ac­ stolen from Dillon, which was to Johnson. would notify the South Bendthat Security was able to iden­ cording to Assistant Director not registered with Security,” “A passerby at Crowley police.” tify the owner of the bicycle in Phillip Johnson. Johnson said. The bike was also Music Hall noticed a suspicious Security has jurisdiction inboth cases, because the people Last Wednesday, “Two unlocked. act and went immediately to such cases even outside thereporting the events were third juveniles were apprehended as “ We commend members of the Main Gate to notify Secur­ Notre Dame campus, said parties. In the first case, a they attempted to remove a the Notre Dame community for ity,” said Johnson. Security of­ Johnson. “We have jurisdictionreceipt was found in a pack on bicycle belonging to a Dillon getting involved like this” in ficers went to the scene and if we are in hot pursuit’. We the bike identifying the owner, Hall resident,” said Johnson. Aactive crime prevention, found three juveniles fleeing onalso have jurisdiction by In­and the bicycle in the second Notre Dame staff member ob­ Johnson said. “If it was not for bicycles. Security officers diana case law, as do all In­ was registered with Security. served the two juveniles ridingthe responsible caller, we chased the suspects on foot and diana police officers, as part of “In cases like this, we don’t on bicycles with a third bicycle would not have apprehendedin two Security cars. our official discharge of our re­have a crime until we find the in tow. The staff member the suspects.” A bicycle was recovered and sponsibilities. victim,” said Johnson. “If no yelled at the suspects, who then In the second incident, twoits owner contacted, who said “Our primary responsibility fled, and called Security. suspects were apprehended onthe bicycle had been left un­ is to the campus,” added see THEFT, page 3 page 2 The Observer Wednesday, August 31, 1988 INSIDE COLUMN IN BRIEF Mysterious Tarot Burt Reynoldsand Loni Anderson plan to adopt a baby that is expected to be born in a California hospital this week, according to a publicist for Anderson. “I love kids,” actually did predict future Anderson, 41, said in an interview published in Tuesday’sAsseeninTheObserver. . . “ Mysterious Daily News. “If I’d been with the right man when I was Tarot predicts the future” Mark younger, I’d have had four.” Anderson added, “Burt has This is where tabloid rags like the New York fm m\ always wanted to be a father. He asked me if at 52 he’ll Post and the Weekly World News would pasteMcLaughlin be able to get used to the noise of a child. I told him it’s a reduction of last week’s or last year’s paper gradual.” Associated- Press to prove that they had the story first. Unfortun­News Editor ately we can’t do that because we re not the ' Rock Superstar Michael Jackson will return to Weekly World News, despite columns like this Japan for a series of concerts in December as a finale to one occasionally. his world tour and then will probably retire from the con­ Anyway, on October 14 of last year, a cert circuit, his manager said Tuesday. The reclusive column appeared in this space that attempted singer kicked off his world tour in Japan last fall, perform ­ to predict the future of the University using ing before about 450,000 fans and creating a storm the Tarot cards, an old Gypsy trick. Well, yesterday Japanese media dubbed “Typhoon Michael.” The singer I stumbled upon my old column and lo and be­ will continue making records, Dileo said, adding that Jack­ hold, it actually seemed to predict a recent im­ son also wants to make movies. - Associated Press portant campus event. Guess which one. So without further ado, here is the text direct from - After kicking an addiction to Valium and vodka, Wednesday, October 14, 1987: at the Hazelden drug treatment center, fashion designer The Hierophant (as the Significator): The Calvin Klein says he’s a new man, more relaxed about Significator is a card chosen by the reader to life - and clothes. “I’m in the first year of my second life,” represent the seeker. In this case, I chose the Klein said in an interview in the September issue of Vogue Hierophant, a religious authority figure, to rep­ magazine. “I feel reborn. I really am seeing things dif­ resent Notre Dame, which defines itself as a ferently.” Klein said he’s been taking horseback riding Catholic university, and thus a teaching author­ M and sailing lessons and going to movies - something he ity. never had the patience for before. And, he said, his new Three of Swords, reversed (general atmo­ outlook should be visible on clothing racks next spring. - sphere): A card in the reversed position gen­ Associated Press erally means an opposite meaning as the same card upright. The Three of Swords, a card of ture action they feel they might later regret. confusion or loss, is lessened in meaning when Six of Cups, reversed (influence of family and reversed. Perhaps this refers to the recent Singer MarieOsmondwillfillinforailinglndiana-born friends): Clinging to outworn manners and changeover of University presidents, lessened Crystal Gayle at the Statehouse Centennial Gala. Miss morals. Old friendships should be discarded. in impact by the competence of the new man Gayle, a Wabash native, canceled her Friday appearance This could be interpreted as the view of the in the job. at the Hoosier Celebration ’88 event because of complica­ student body. Note that this is merely stating Two of Wands (tools available): Creative tions following recent surgery. The $50-per-person event people’s views, not making any claims as to ability, plans coming to fruition, courage. In is part of a two-day celebration m arking the 100th anniver­ whether they are correct views. this reading, the base upon which Notre Dame sary of the building.-Associated Press Eight of Wands (hopes): A long journey nears was built. completion, goals will be attained. The Univer­ Nine of Swords (foundations): Desolation, sity hopes to realize all of it? potential as a suspicion, doubt. The recent tragic deaths of center of Catholic learning. members of the Notre Dame community come The Sun, reversed (the final outcome): First, to mind. the good news. The Sun is one of the best cards OF INTEREST The Star, reversed (departing influences): in the Tarot deck. It signifies achievement in Stubbornness, lack of perception. I would say the arts and sciences, success, and all-around the alcohol policy, but please remember I am happiness. The reversed position, however, nul­ not a professional reader. lifies all this, making it a card of frustrated Four of Cups (possible future): Contempla­ potential. Its position near the Four of Cups is looking for students The NDSMC Urban Plunge tion of self, reevaluation. Since this is positioned might suggest that introspection and change to serve on the task force which will organize the 1988-89 next to the reversed Star, perhaps the Univer­ might help to realize this potential. program. There are five committees on the task force sity may reconsider its stand on a topic which which include Publicity, Registration, Hall Representa­ previously had been set in stone. Well, I would tell you what these cards tives, Orientation Workshop, and Follow-up. If interested, Queen of Wands, reversed (entering in­ predicted, but the powers-that-be around here contact Sue Cunningham at the Center for Social Concerns fluences) : Virtuousness to a fault, domineering.said we can’t talk about the a-word in this news­ at 239-7867. The Publicity Committee will meet on Tuesday, This may be a specific woman or a general paper. And I don’t mean the a-word with three Sept. 6 at 4 p.m. at the Center for Social Concerns. trend. letters. -The Observer King of Wands (fears): A good leader, strong I’m afraid to predict the future of the Uni­ in body and mind, but sometimes hasty. Per­versity again, though. We might end up with a haps University leaders are afraid of some fu- dry campus. A Bible Studyinformational meeting will be held today at 7 p.m. at the Badin Hall office of Campus Ministry for all those interested in a bible study sponsored by Campus Part-Time Ministry and led by Father A1 D’Alonzo. For information, call 239-5577. -The Observer poes MONTHLY Senior portrait sign-ups will be held in the dining a l l o w a n c e halls from 4:45 to 6:45 p.m. today, Thursday, and Friday. Photographs will be taken September 5 to 23. ONLY LAST -The Observer A W B S K 9.

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Through the GSUEvery full-time Master’s or Ph.D. stu­ to one of those species of men and wo­ beginning of our administration, we,graduate students are represented indent in the Graduate School at Notre men that are not assigned a well the new officers of the GSU, pledged to the University’s Graduate Council, theDame is automatically a piember of defined place in the structure of things.foster a greater sense of community Academic Council, and the Advancedthe Graduate Student Union. Standing between teachers and stu­among graduate students, and to en­Student Affairs Committee, all operat­ Each department is asked to hold dents, they are part of neither group, hance recognition of the graduate stu­ing at the highest levels of the Univer­ elections for two departmental repre­ and thus segregation easily becomes dent body within the Notre Dame com­ sity administration and dealing withsentatives at the beginning of the fall. the name of the game. munity by increasing graduate studentcritical issues in graduate student life.Departmental representatives together involvement and visibility in the cul­Moreover, graduate students have thewith the officers of the GSU constitute Victor J. Krebs tural and intellectual aspects of Uni­opportunity to participate through the the Graduate Student Council, the rep­ GSU versity life. In our first few months of GSU in the Board of Trustees’ Studentresentative and governing heart of the office, we have already made great Affairs Committee meetings held twice Union. Election procedures will be dis­ on the other half strides in that direction. a year. The most recent GSU report tributed during the first Graduate Stu­ We began this year with a week-long presented to the Board, together with dent Council meeting, to be held Tues­ orientation program, opening with a the 1987 GSU Housing Report, have day August 13, 7:00 p.m. at the Notre At Notre Dame the problem is even brunch for the new class of over 260 been instrumental in UniversityDame Room (2nd floor LaFortune). All more acute. Since the University has graduate students, where Fr. Malloydeliberations concerning a newinterested are welcome. been traditionally an undergraduate in­welcomed them to Notre Dame, and en­ graduate student housing projectStop by our new office, located at 307 stitution, its whole structure is centeredding with an extremely successfulalready on the drawing board. LaFortune Student Center, or phone us around undergraduate needs. Graduteparty at Wilson Commons. The GSU In an effort to continue providing in­at 239-6963 to register as an active m em ­ students seldom get the special atten­has already programmed a varied formation to the University administra­ ber and pick up your handbook. We will tion which their situation requires, andschedule of events for this year ranging tion regarding graduate student con­be glad to meet you, let you know what their life in the University is often from a musical concert in the Annen-cerns and interests, the GSU - in the GSU can do for you, and show you precarious. berg Auditorium and symposia on cur­collaboration with the Office of Ad­ the things you may want to do for the The Graduate Student Union (GSU)rent affairs to international evenings vanced Studies - will run a GraduateGSU. Every minute of your time is pre­ was founded in 1969 precisely to con­ at Wilson Commons; from cultural di­Student Survey early next spring. cious for us. front such problems, “to gain represen­ versity programs to movies in the It is essential for the effectiveness of Come join us and help us m ake things tation for the graduate students in theEngineering Auditorium. The GSU alsothe Graduate Student Union that allbetter for you. total structure of the University com­ sponsors a graduate student Travelgraduate students participate at some munity, to promote excellence in Grant Fund which helps cover travel level. The GSU cannot function without graduate education at Notre Dame, andexpenses to present work in graduate the involvement and administrative Victor J. Krebs, a gradute student in to seek and secure the highest possible and professional conferences aroundability of its members. Virtually any philosophy, is the President of the GSU quality in graduate student life.” the country. This year we proudly activity the GSU undertakes - social, and is a regular Viewpoint columnist. Especially now that the University is publish the first GSU Orientation Guideacademic, cultural or athletic - is con seeking to improve its graduate pro­ and Handbook which provides invalua­ grams and upgrade the quality ofble information for all graduate stu­ graduate student life, graduate stu­dents about life at Notre Dame. dents need to have a clear and sound Apart from these programs the GSU P.O. Box Q representative voice in the University. is also an official representative organi­ commented-“How low has the medical Big business profession sunk this time?” I will grant dominates media that this is a potentially unethical prac­ OlM W, PKK5 Amro! Its TINE for aw##,fVPGUiZ-: tice, but if Mr. Hahn had explored the GBCGROTt/ Dear Editor: issue deeper he would have learned that Mr. Hahn is his February 1, column, in many instances the survival of any “Abortion issue needs rethinking,” of the fetuses depends on the aborting mwoam&NBvm. wmwctgAMmitetW! NAME THE wen. states that he wants “opinion forming of the others. iw.tusmiA thought” on the volatile topic of abor­ Another difficulty with his article was IW lWWfv.. tion. So do most people, but in order the lack of this issue must involve the m m O $ C for this to occur hyperbole, incomplete rights of women, to omit them NO.S0UIUWWTA, analysis, and callousness must beevidences a sexist attitude which too avoided. Mr. Hahn states that we are often prevails on the right to life side. encountering “an atrocity coimparable In any discussion of a controversial to the Nazi holocaust.” Over six million issue it is important to avoid w m woulpm f w m m v 1 Jews dies in Hitler’s Germany. To fanatacism but it is particularly vital 60$IXBm6iw«CW£AlST, equate any number of abortions with on the abortion question. If the U.S. is ITtilNKBON BEAR FtoHT

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MARAYA GOYER main room, a kitchen, one ternoon reflection sessions. accent writer bedroom for 10 girls, and an­ These sessions served to help other smaller one for the two the students evaluate what hen I was in high school, boys. The “bathroom” was they were being exposed to W I rem em ber the Love separate from the main and to provide peer support Boat used to stop at a place house. as each tried to deal with the called Mazatlan, Mexico. Last The water situation proved poverty and need they were year my roommate went to be one of the most per­ becoming so aware of. there for spring break. My vasive and obvious difficulties The poverty in Oaxaca is of notions of Mexico thus cen­ for the students. In order to a degree not frequently found tered around Chi-Chi’s Mar- drink the water it first had to in the United States. For ex­ garitaville, a syndicated tele­ be boiled and then strained. ample, the streets were lit­ vision series about a cruise M aintaining a supply of tered with pigs and chickens ship, and a friend’s vacation drinking water for fifteen and all they left behind while Members of CILA Mexican Program smile after a hard day’s work. experience at one of North thus proved a formidable children played in muddy America’s premiere beach task. Laundry was done in streets naked. The poverty in and unity of their church be­ for Notre Dame students to resorts. the kitchen sink. After a final Mexico is real and abject, but hind them, they do possess gain a cultural awareness of This weekend I spoke with rinse numerous small crea­ the people affected by it still hope for an improved life­ the third world in order to 13 Notre Dame students who tures would have to be seemed to have hope. style. experience the joys and spent a month of their sum­ manually removed from one’s The main impetus behind The Notre Dame students frustrations of life without m er living in a village in favorite ND sweatshirt or this hope was their faith. themselves often felt that modern conveniences. The Southern Mexico. blue jeans. There were Virgin of they were considered by the primary objective of the trip The students were involved Guadulupe figurines and pic­Oaxacan villagers as a per­ was not to teach Mexican or­ in a program sponsored by The group of students was tures in the public transporta­sonification of hope. This was phans English or to alleviate Community for the Lay divided into three subgroups. tion vehicles, as well as in not a result of the direct ser­ some of the wretched living Apostulate. The trip was These subgroups would then shops and restaurants. vices the student’s provided. conditions in the village. The financed by various Univer­ alternate going to one of two The Mexican faith, Cat­ Rather, it was a manifesta­ purpose of the trip was to ed­ sity organizations. The stu­ work sites or doing the shop­ holicism, serves to unify a tion of the Mexican percep­ ucate Notre Dame students. dents themselves also per­ ping and housekeeping. One nation of diversified Indian tion of the affluence and The work they performed did sonally contributed $100 each. of the work sites was an or­ tribes. This unity of faith is a freedom of American society not significantly impact the After traveling 61 hours by phanage where the students, special aspect of religious that the students were repre­ village of Oaxaca. It was the both automobile and train, regardless of their knowledge belief that the Notre Dame sentatives of. impact that these services the group arrived in Oaxaca, of the Spainish language, students were able to appreci­ The documented purpose ofhad on the students that was Mexico, a town of approxi­ taught the Mexican children ate and identify with. But un­the group’s trip, as stated by the purposeand the impor­ mately 140,000. They lived in English. They also enter­ like Notre Dame, where reli­ the coordinator, was a way tance of their journey south. a house run by the Mary tained and cared for the gion serves to guide and Knoll Sisters Missionaries. children. The other worksite support, in Mexico it provides The house they lived in by was a home for the elderly hope. The Oaxacan villagers American standards was ex­ where they would visit with have no money, no modern ceedingly small and confin­ the aged. conveniences, and no per­ ing, however, by Mexican The group which stayed at sonal rights or freedoms that standards it was a perfectly home, besides shopping and our democratic system pro­ acceptable residence for 15 cooking, was also responsible vides the American public. $ persons. The house had one for organizing the daily, af­ However, with the strength Fun on the Continent

SARA MARLEY served to them by Gabi and Munich for Oktoberfest. accent staff her cohorts. Heffterhof pro­ At this giant carnival we vides laundry service for ALL sampled one liter beers from Members of the 1988-89 Pom Pons squad practice for their he strains of “Kuess die of its occupants, although several of Bavaria’s major first performance. T Hand schoene Frau” waft they definitely learned their brewries, hopefully not all on from the windows of Keenan, trade at St. Michael’s. the same night. The atmo­ while Marshall Crenshaw The school is located just sphere of Oktoberfest is most Rom Pons are on their way plays in a room in Studenten- five minutes by bus from easily envisioned as one of heim Roessl in der Au. The Salzburg’s Altstadt (old city), the major amusement parks 1987-88 Notre Dame Innsbruck which is just as pretty in real like Cedar Point, Disneyland, COLLEEN CRONIN pened to work out that there Program is over but not for­ life as in “ The Sound of or Six Flags, with traditional accent writer were half from each school,” gotten. Music.” The learning process park rides, booths serving says Hinkle. “We don’t have The 21 of us arrived last extends from the classroom Wurst and incredible roasted alftime at home football a quota.” Tryouts were held August 16 in the Munich air­ to the city itself as the stu­ almonds, and a huge King H games brings many last spring, and over the sum­ port and were met by Dr. Al­ dents conduct interviews withKong that speaks German, images to mind: the band, mer the squad accompanied exander Hahn, math profes­ everyone from ladies of the plus the beer “tents”, actu­ the cheerleaders, trips back the Notre Dame cheerleaders sor and our director for the evening (not exactly part of ally permanent structures. out to Green field to find lin­ to Eastern Tennessee State year. We proceeded to the curriculum) to monks. Within they bear a stricking gering tailgaters, and the all- University for a week long Salzburg by a bus driven by a We went on rallies to col­ resemblance to a packed out suicidal rush for food, justcam p and a competition in quite exuberant and dialect- lect booth pictures of our­ South Dining Hall seranaded to name a few. This season, which they fared quite well. babbling driver who insisted selves with people from the by an oompah band playing halftime may bring football The girls have a grueling on taking us on a sightseeing street and tapes of ourselves from the salad bar region. fans the added attraction of hour and half practice every tour before we even set foot singing the Notre Dame Vic­ After the womb-like atmo­ the Irish Pom Pon Squad. Sunday through Thursday. in our adopted homeland, tory March to appreciative sphere of Salzburg, arriving Some people may remem­ Austria. audiences. We had to hand in the Innsbruck train station ber a group called the Dan As of now, the Poms are A new group has already out roses to young, pretty wo­ was a little frightening. Al­ cin’ Irish. The Pom Pons are only performing at Stepan taken our places in Heffter- men, collect money from though it was to be our home not simply a revival of the pep rallies, and the Bookstore hof, Notre Dame’s summer fountains, find out how to getfor the next eight and a half Dancin’ Irish, who were more Basketball pep rally. They school in Salzburg. There married, and measure a months, Innsbruck and its entertainment-oriented. “We are working closely with the they face four six hour days b ridge. looming mountains seemed are spirit- oriented,” says band director, however, in and two three hour days of Free afternoons were spent less than inviting that first senior Erica Hinkle, who is trying to figure out an ar­ German per week, taught enjoying the view from the day in October. captain of the squad. “We rangement with the band for tirelessly by Hans and Ruth fortress atop - now get this - We did eventually find ourdon’t want the role of just football games. Hinkle would (believe it or not, it’s Monk’s Mountain and the bet­way to Innrain 33, our little entertainm ent. We are more also like to see the Poms pronounced Root). ter discovery of the year 1492, piece of Notre Dame for the dancing, but we are not show­“show some support for the Before you start feeling Stiegl Bier. year. There awaited us Helga girls.” The dancing is what non-revenue sports” and per­ sorry for them, though, bear After the four-week Horak, our permanent distinguishes the Poms from form at events such as wo­ in mind that they are sleeping Salzburg session comes the Austrian director, tons of the cheerleaders. The cheer­ men’s basketball. under (and on, in some Innsbruck program’s first mail (although there was leaders concentrate on cheer­ The students should be cases) incredible Austrian vacation, a two and a half never enough), and stacks of ing and stunts, while the seeing more of the Pom Pon “Deckes", which are feather week layover before the Uni­ Observers containing news of Poms focus on dancing, and squad in the future, once comforters. They wake up to versity of Innsbruck begins the first victories of the foot­ never perform without music. their role is fully established. great coffee and fresh “Sem- on October 1. Many of us ball team. We were homesick, The 1988-89 squad consists As for now, even though meln”, the small roles that travelled to either Germany, but excited as we moved into of sixteen girls, eight from things are just barely started, make up a typical breakfast. Greece, or Italy, but almost our dorms and prepared for Notre Dame and eight from Erica thinks things “are Lunch and dinner are also everyone made it back to the first days of classes. Saint Mary’s. “It just hap­ going really well.” Wednesday, August 31, 1988 page 8 The Observer

SPORTS BRIEFS NVA sets ND golf coach coach George Thomas is interested in ND All-Sports passes are available at a table set deadlines up outside Gate 10 of the Joyce ACC. Hours will be the sam e meeting any freshmen with a three handicap or better who Special to The Observer are interested in trying out for the Irish squad. Please see as football ticket hours. The cost is $10 and admits one to Thomas between 3 and 4 p.m. Monday through Friday at all home varsity events for soccer, hockey, volleyball, baseball, wrestling, women’s basketball and indoor track. Non-Varsity Athletics has the Burke Memorial Golf Course, or call him at 295-4210. announced the following dead­ The pass also grants special discounts at South Marriott -The Observer lines for upcoming activities: restaurant and lounge whenever presented.-The Observer The Domer Runs, both three- Student football managers have an informational and six-mile races, will take Men’s Interhall football rosters must be submitted meeting Thursday at 8 p.m. in the Joyce ACC auditorium place on Sunday, Sept. 25 at 1 to the NVA office by 5 p.m. today. A captains’ meeting will (enter gate one) for any freshmen interested in becoming p.m. There will be both inter­ be held Friday at 4:30 p.m. in the football auditorium. Cap­ a student football manager. Any questions should be di­ hall and individual competi­ tains are asked to bring the name of the team member to rected to the manager’s office at 239-6482. -The Observer tion, and trophies and door be certified in CPR or the CPR card of a player who cur­ prizes will be awarded. T-shirts rently holds certification. Equipment issue will begin early Brian Shaw, a guard from Cal Santa Barbara, was cut will be distributed to all finis­ next week. -The Observer from the United States Olympic basketball team Tuesday hers. The deadline for entries as the squad got down to the 12-man roster limit. Alonzo The ND wrestling team will have a mandatory meeting is Sept. 21. Mourning, who will start his freshman year at Georgetown Outdoor Volleyball Tourney - Monday, Sept. 5, at 3:30 p.m. for anyone interested in trying this year, had been cut Sunday.-Associated Press A team roster with a minimum out for the team. The meeting will be held at Coach Fran of nine players must be submit­ McCann’s office located on the second floor of the Joyce Lawrence Taylorwill not play football again until he ted on or before Sept. 7. The ACC in the east wing near the pool.-The Observer successfully completes a substance abuse program, even tournament is for Notre Dame if it takes longer than 30 days and four games, New York The Lyons Hall VolleyballTournament will be students only and volleyball Giants owner Wellington Mara said Tuesday. Taylor, a team members are eligible. Saturday, Sept. 3 from10 a.m. to 5 p.m. on Green Field. seven-time Pro Bowl linebacker who has been one of foot­ Men’s Interhall Soccer - A Each team must pay a $9 registration fee and must have ball’s dominant players this decade, was suspended Monday team roster for each hall, each a minimum of two girls.-The Observer for 30 days by the NFL for violating the league’s substance with a minimum of 18 players, abuse policy for a second time.-Associated Press Off-Campus football is hoping to begin practice later must be submitted on or before Sept. 7. An accompanying fee Club will hold an this week. Anyone interested in coaching or playing for the The ND-SMC Equestrian of $25 per team and proof of organizational meeting Thrursday at 8:30 p.m. in room 222 team should call Pete Walsh at 289-8408. -The Observer insurance are required. The fee of the Hesburgh Library. Call Theresa at x2803 for more must be paid when the roster information. -The Observer The Off-Campus soccer team will hold a practice sometime this week. Anyone interested in playing for the is submitted. team should call 288-8345. -The Observer Co-Rec Softball - A roster Designer Dennis Roncz of South Bend, better known with a minimum of 15 players for helping build the globe-circling Voyager aircraft, The ND hockey team will hold a meeting for all m ust be subm itted on or before created the high-tech hard sail that Dennis Conner has cho­ Sept. 7. There are be ten sen to defend the America’s Cup.-The Observer prospective players today at 4 p.m. at the Joyce ACC football auditorium.-The Observer players per team - five men and five women on the field.

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Sports Lists Sports Calendar Volleyball Schedule Date Day Opponent Time Home games in CAPS SEPT 3 SA INDIANA Thursday 7:30 What Supports College Athletics? SEPT 7 W STANFORD 7:30 Men's soccer vs. LOYOLA, III. Sept 9-10 Saluki Invitational* Women's soccer vs. ID-SOUTH BEND F vs. Bowling Green 10 am Football 57.2% vs. Arizona 4:30 Friday SA vs. Iowa noon of revenue Men's golf hosting the vs. Southern Illinois 7:00 NOTRE DAME OPEN Sept. 16-17 F-SA Holiday Inn-Univ. Pk Classic% 5:30 Basketball 18.3% Sept. 21 W at Purdue 7:00 Institutional Support Saturday SEPT 23 F RICE 7:30 Volleyball vs. INDIANA SEPT 27 TU NORTHWESTERN 7:30 Student Fees BUTLER Men’s soccer vs. Maine SEPT 30 F 7:30 State Aid at Easton, Pa. Women's golf hosting the OCT 1 SA WESTERN MICHIGAN 7:30 Investment Incom LADY IRISH INVITATIONAL Oct 8 SA at Kentucky 7:30 Other Sports Men's golf hosting the Oct 18 TU at Pacific 7:30 NOTRE DAME OPEN Oct 19 W at San Jose St 7:30 Other Income Oct 21 F at Minnesota 7:30 Oct 22 at Iowa Sunday SA 7:30 OCT 25 TU OHIO STATE 7:30 Men's golf hosting the OCT 28 F NEBRASKA 7:30 NOTRE DAME OPEN OCT 29 SA LOUISIANA STATE 7:30 Women's golf hosting the LADY IRISH INVITATIONAL Nov 4 F Eastern Michigan 7:30 Men's soccer vs. Lafayette NOV 5 SA MICHIGAN 7:30 at Easton, Pa. NOV 11-12 F-SA GOLDEN DOME CLASSIC 6:00 Nov 18-19 F-SA Western Michigan Invitational^ 6:00 Monday Nov 25-26 F-SA Whataburger Thanksgiving lnvite$ 6:00 ‘Survey of 48 Division I schools for 1987-88 No events scheduled SOURCE: COLLEGE FOOTBALL ASSOCIATION * at Carbondale, II. Tuesday % at Fort Collins, Colo. The Observer/Geoff Sauer Women's soccer at St. Joseph’s C at Kalamazoo, Mich. $ at Austin, Texas American League NFL Preseason AMERICAN LEAGUE Date Day Opponent Time East West SEPT 1 TH W L Pet. GB IUSB 5:00 NATIONAL CONFERENCE East Detroit 74 57 565 Oakland 81 50 .618 Sept 6 TU St. Joseph’s 4:00 W L T Pet. PF PA Boston 73 56 566 Minnesota 73 57 .562 7.5 Sept 9 F at Indiana TBA NY Giants 3 1 0 .750 99 58 New York 68 60 .531 4.5 K ansas City 69 62 .527 12 Sept 11 SU at Lake Forest W ashington 3 1 0 .750 137 98 Milwaukee 68 67 504 8 California 66 64 .508 14.5 TBA SEPT 18 Dallas 2 2 0 .500 75 104 Toronto 65 67 492 9.5 Texas 59 70 .457 21 SU WESTERN MICHIGAN 11:00 Philadelphia 2 2 0 .500 87 66 Cleveland 64 68 485 10.5 Chicago 58 74 .439 23.5 SEPT 21 w WHEATON 7:30 Phoenix 1 3 0 .250 92 94 Baltimore 45 84 349 28 Seattle 52 79 397 29 SEPT 23 F ADRIAN 5:00 Central SEPT 25 SU ST. JOSEPH'S 3:00 Tuesday's Results Sept 27 TU at Chicago TBA Minnesota 3 1 0 .750 91 77 SEPT 30 F Green Bay 1 2 1 .375 72 104 Chicago 4, Detroit 1 New York at Seattle, late SAINT MARY'S 5:00 Chicago 1 3 0 .250 72 99 Cleveland 4, K ansas City 1 Baltimore at California, late Detroit 0 4 0 .000 31 76 Milwaukee 6, Toronto 2 Boston at Oakland, late Oct 2 SU at Marquette 11:30 Tam pa Bay 0 4 0 .000 31 76 Minnesota at Texas, late West Oct 4 TU at IUSB* 5:00 OCT 8 SA ■ CALVIN COLLEGE 1:00 San Francisco 3 2 0 .600 130 119 OCT 11 TU NORTHWESTERN 7:00 Atlanta 2 2 0 .500 83 105 Date Day Opponent Time Oct 13 TH at Saint Mary's 3:30 New Orleans 2 2 0 .500 90 97 LA Ram s 2 3 0 .400 113 104 SEPT 1. TH LOYOLA,lll.% 7:30 OCT 15 SA BOWLING GREEN TBA Sept 3-4 SA vs. Maine* 1:00 Oct 23 SU at Bowling Green TBA AMERICAN CONFERENCE SU at Lafayette* 3:00 Oct 28-29 F-SA at Dayton Tournament TBA East W L T Pet. PF PA Sept 9 F at Indiana 7:30 Indianapolis Nov 4 3 1 0 .750 83 55 SEPT 11 SU XAVIER% 1:00 at Michigan St TBA Miami 2 3 0 .400 87 105 Sept 16 F at Michigan St 4:00 NY Jets 1 3 0 .250 68 81 SEPT 18 1:00 Buffalo 1 3 0 .250 49 74 SU DAYTON% New England 1 3 0 .250 89 109 SEPT 23 F WESTERN MICHIGAN 7:30 National League lAP Poll Central

SEPT 25 SU BIRMINGHAN SOUTHERN 1:00 AP Top Twenty Houston 4 0 01.000 114 50 Sept 27 TU at Bowling Green 3:30 NATIONAL LEAGUE The Top Twenty college football teams in The Cincinnati 4 1 0 .800 110 82 East Associated Press poll, with first-place votes in paren­ SEPT 30 F DETROIT0/., 7:30 Cleveland 3 1 0 .750 60 37 W L Pet. GB theses, this seaso n 's records and total points. Points Pittsburgh 3 1 0 .750 113 103 New York 78 53 .595 based on 20-19-18-17 etc. Notre Dame opponents Pittsburgh West Oct 2 SU at Wisconsin 1:00 71 61 .538 7.5 are italicized. Montreal 66 65 .504 12 Oct 5 W at Valparaiso 5:00 Denver 3 1 0 .750 108 91 Chicago 64 65 .496 13 1. Florida St. (41) 0-0-0 1032 Oct 9 SU at Akron 1:00 Seattle 3 1 0 .750 88 60 St. Louis 61 71 .462 17.5 2. Nebraska 1-0-0 939 K ansas City 2 1 1 .625 103 96 OCT 13 TH DePAUL 7:30 Philadelphia 54 77 .412 24 3. Oklahoma (1) 0-0-0 845 LA Raiders 1 3 0 .250 91 118 Oct 16 SU TBA West 4. Clemson (3) 0-0-0 832 at Col. of Charleston San Diego 1 3 0 .250 81 113 5. UCLA (2) Oct 22 SA at Rutgers 7:30 0-0-0 754 Sunday’s Games Los Angeles 77 54 .588 6. Miami, Fla 0-0-0 714 Oct 29-30 SA TBA Start of regular season vs. Penn Stated Houston 71 60 .542 6 7. Auburn 0-0-0 707 San Francisco Miami at Chicago SU vs. Boston U.d TBA 69 63 .523 8.5 8. USC (1) 0-0-0 687 Cincinnati Atlanta at Detroit 67 64 .511 10 9. Iowa 0-0-0 619 San Diego 64 67 .489 13 Dallas at Pittsburgh NOV 2 W WIS.-GREEN BAY 1:00 10. M ichigan 0-0-0 562 LA Rams at Green Bay Atlanta 45 87 .341 32.5 11. Texas A&M 0-1-0 453 Minnesota at Buffalo Nov 4-6 F-SU at MCC Championships TBA 12. Georgia 0-0-0 378 Tuesday's Results Philadelphia at Tampa Bay (St. Louis, Mo) 13. N otre Dame 0-0-0 351 Phoenix at Cincinnati Cincinnati 6, Pittsburgh 4 14. Alabama 0-0-0 343 San Francisco at New Orleans Los Angeles 4, Expos 2 Michigan St 15. 0-0-0 288 NY Jets at New England Home matches at Moose Krause Field New York 1, San Diego 0 16. W. Virginia 0-0-0 270 Houuston at Indianapolis Philadelphia 7, San Francisco 5 17. LSU % Midwestern Collegiate Conference game 0-0-0 267 San Diego at LA Raiders 18. * Met Life Tournament-Easton, Pa. T ennessee 0-0-0 232 Seattle at Denver C Florida International Classic-Miami, Fla. 19. S. Carolina 0-0-0 157 Cleveland at Kansas City 20. Penn State 0-0-0 153

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by the play of senior captain gave potato peelers and bar­ Maureen Shea and seniorrettes to people on the streets- | UBA TURNS 21 TODAY! China Zanette Bennett. -a gesture the Chinese continued from page 12 The players spent most of genuinely appreciated. The will also find out if the lessons their time either training or team saved their Notre Dame learned in exhibition play wil- competing in games, but they paraphernalia for their lcarry through into the regular also found time to enjoy a bit Chinese counterparts, who season. The real test will be for a Chinese culture. they got to know better while HAPPY the freshmen, who will be get­ “It was quite a transition,” travelling by train to their ting their first taste of col­ said Cunningham. “We had tomatches. BIRTHDAY legiate volleyball. adjust to different food and a “It was a chance of a Two freshmen, setter Julie new environment, but it helpedlifetime,” said Assistant Ath­ STEVE! Bremner and hitter Jai Bruno,bond the team together and letic Director Brian Boulac, started every game in China, make it stronger.” who travelled with the team. which should make their “Coming from the United LOVE, transition easier. Junior hitter The “famous American vol­ States its hard to imagine a city Kathy Cunningham got her leyball stars,” as they were like Beijing with more than 11 MOM, DAD, SUZIE first taste of competition since billed by many press releases million people, but a trip like (CHUBA, DUBA, AND last year when she had surgery and banners, visited the Great this gives you the opportunity SUBA) to repair a dislocated shoulder. Wall and the Ming Tombs on to see the diversity of culture Lambert also was impressed their day as tourists, and evenfew people get to see.” omore Mike Drury will fill the Keepers - Danny Lyons sweeper position vacated by returns as the starter after suc­ Soccer Steve Lowney. Stopper Paul cessfully postponing until the N otre D am e A ven u e continued from page 12 LaVigne will get the assign­ spring a chance to study a se­ all-time scoring chart with 82 ment of marking the opposi­ mester abroad. Senior Kevin A partm ents points. Morris set the single­ tion’s top forward, and he will Mayo has been impressive in season assist record last year be joined at times by Guignonthe preseason and should see NOW RESTING with 17 in 21 games. in a double-stopper formation. some action this season. Sophomore Danny Stebbins and freshman Mitch Kern also will see action at forward. Completely furnished, balconies, laundry, Midfielders - Senior captains and off-street parking. Guignon and Joe Sternberg COLOR TV RENTALS On site management & maintenence, return, as does two-year all deluxe features starter Rolfe Behrje. Not re­ Microwaves - stereos turning is senior Kurt Roemer, who transferred to St. John’s Office at 820 ND Ave (Minn.), but into his spot steps 25” TV - only $90 / semester & Tax Steve LaVigne, a sophomore 234-6647 who has been im pressive in the 19” TV - only $70 / semester & Tax Call Anytime preseason. Sternberg sometimes will move up to the forward posi­ FREE DELIVERY ALUMNI tion, and senior Pat Murphy FREE SERVICE U can sub at either forward or midfield. Backs - Senior Danny Gordon COLLEGIATE RENTALS and junior captain Dave 5CLUB Augustyn will hold down the 272-5959 Though cue can no wingback positions, and soph- • longer advertise or mention 'you Know whaC This business as usual (Z.very W(2.d">5a+ TOOpm- 2.00 am ^Z cover ojgs g et youx ^ 2 5 Lifetime Membership Card ;

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was named a Parade All-American. And he had a 640 combined score on his Scholastic Aptitude Tests. The cry went out-is lowering Notre Dame’s stand­ ards by bringing in an unworthy candidate? Doesn’t he realize that this is squeeky-clean Notre Dame? Will Tony Rice make it at this prestigious University if he comes here? No, the standards are the same. Yes, we are still clean. And yes Tony Rice has proven that he can make it as a fooball player and as a student at the University of Notre Dame. The Observer / Colleen Wagner The race Tony Rice started two-and-a-half years ago began Members of the Chinese volleyball team teach Notre Dame volleyball players a blocking drill with that first obstacle. It continued with another hurdle-sitting out his freshman year under NCAA legislation Proposition 48. The signal-caller with the rocket-arm and tree-stump legs was Chinese teach Irish volleyball on trip now reserved to tossing the pigskin on the greens of South Quad By MOLLY MAHONEY bin and Daqing, and exposed them to fanfareinstead of the greens of Notre Dame Stadium. Sports Writer seldom encountered in the United States. They “One the one hand,” says Rice, “I had a lot of opportunities attracted capacity crowds at every stop, as to meet new people that some of the other freshmen football The Notre Dame women’s volleyball team people packed into gyms to see players like players didn’t because they didn’t have the free time I had. I has returned home after a ten day tour throughLang Ping-known as the “Iron Hammer” -who really enjoyed the contact and interaction with people. The dis­ China, where it played members of a team head is considered a national hero and one of theadvantage was that I was a step behind and it was going to be coach Art Lambert considers to be one of the best hitters in the world. The players often spent a little harder going into the system under Coach Holtz.” smartest and best he’s ever seen. a half hour before each match wading through But now his time has come. Though he was platooned with That team, comprised of players from the throngs of people and small children who sang sophomore much of last season after a broken Chinese Olympic team that won the gold medal as they presented them with flowers. collarbone sidelined Terry Andrysiak, there is now no question in 1984 and the World Championship in 1985, “The crowds were terrific,” said Lambert. that the Woodruff, S.C. native will be taking the snap come Sep­ won each of the five matches played, and they “If we played in a gym that held 5,000 people, tember 10 when Bo Schembechler’s boys come to town. taught the Irish some valuable lessons. then 5,000 showed up. If we played in one that “Tony Rice is our starting quarterback,” asserted Lou Holtz “It was a tremendous learning experience,”held 10,000, then 10,000 showed up. People love at Tuesday’s press conference. “You can tell he’s the leader said Lambert. “We learned a few new tech­ volleyball over there.” from the time he steps into the huddle,” continued Holtz. “It was niques and they forced us to turn our intensityThe Irish will find out if Americans-andobvious to me when he stepped in at the Pitt game last year and level up a notch. Playing a team like China Notre Dame fans-share this enthusiasm for the ran the football team that this was not your average competitor. enabled us to find out exactly where oursport this Saturday as they host Indiana. They I’m not just talking about his ability to run or his improvements strengths and weaknesses are.” in throwing the football. His leadership qualities and command The trip took the Irish through Beijing, Har­ see CHINA, page 10 of the huddle and the team that set him apart from the rest of our quarterbacks. The team just runs very well when he is in there.” Sophomore and gradate stu­ The only thing that was obvious to Rice coming out of his first dent ticket sales begin today huddle in the Pitt game was that he was in the wrong place- Graduate students, for the 1988 Notre Dame foot­ behind the guard. He shook off that embarrassing moment as ball season. easily as he would dodge opponents in the remaining weeks of Students are asked to bring the season as he directed the dominating Pony E xpress’running sophomores buy ticketstheir application, remittance attack. and ID card to Gate 10 of the GATE 4 GATES GATE 6 Still, the hurdles kept coming. While he continues to bring home GATE 3 GATE 7 Joyce Athletic and Convocation the passing grades in the classroom, the grades on his passing GATES GATE 2 Center on the day specified for have been less than complimentary. But if anything is stable in each class. One student may GATE) GATE 9 the Irish offense at this point of fall practice it is the gun of Rice, present a maximum of four (4) who completed 14-of-21 tosses in Saturday’s scrimmage for 200 applications and ID cards. yards. Married students wishing to "This summer I threw all that talk (that he was a poor passer) purchase a season ticket for out of my mind and just came into the fall more relaxed and their spouse must show proof confident,” said Rice. “I knew I was a good passer in high school I GATE of m arriage. and I’m a good passer here now. Last year I took what everybody Student football ticket appli­ said personally and I thought that maybe they were right. This GATE cations have been sent to all year I don’t worry about what people say-I’U just do my job.” students with a campus or local And that job, the axis around which this football team revolves, address. If you have not is finally his. But the race is not over for Tony Rice. In fact, it received your application or if is barely half over. There are more hurdles in the way. Michigan GATE T7 GATE 11 the class status preprinted on is one. Operating behind an inexperienced offensive line is an­ GATE 1 6 ' GATE 1 2 your application is incorrect, other. But these hurdles loom no larger than those which Tony GATE I S GATE 13 you are asked to come to the Rice has faced in the past two years. And as he continues to pass GA1E 14 Ticket Office his obstacles, the probability that the Irish will pass teams on the way up the polls becomes all the more probable.