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2 Do You Know What’s Trending? 4 Identify Your Weekend Hookup 6 High Heels to Have Sex in 7 Boob Bondage Liberation 8 New Music, New Jokes 10 Wanna Date a Stripper? 02 ALL THINGS TRENDING EVANGELINE COOK STAFF WRITER

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CALENDAR EDITOR SUMMER ACAI COLIN NGAI BOWL STAFF WRITERS HANA AH YOU Summer hats are the latest ac- Your typical smoothie is now It’s that look you see all over EVANGELINE COOK cessory, according to @fasionista. a thing of the past. With pictures your feed. Have no CAELAN HUGHES com’s . You’ll see celebri- of mouthwatering acai bowls fear, this look is simple to pull BRIDGET KITSON ALOHA NIGHTS ALOHA

ties such as Ashley Tisdale and all over Instagram, the young off, and for that matter, relatively LAUREN ROXTON Beyoncé rocking the elegant, yet generation is not only staying comfy. Buy yourself a fl ower casual look of the summer . trendy in their eating habits crown from Claire’s, or be crafty PHOTOGRAPHERS AUSTIN COEN but also being unconsciously and make your own. Check out JOHN EWALT healthy. Check out @foodminus @kc4hunnit on Instagram for LEILANI PORTILLO on Instagram to keep your diet some inspiration when it comes trendy. to this look. Also, check out PAGE DESIGNER @alohanights on Instagram for ALJON PREZA trending photos and links. Nowadays, everything you ADVERTISING ACCOUNT EXECUTIVE need to know about the ever AARON GREENE so trendy can be found on Instagram and Twitter. COACHELLA WEB DEVELOPER Today, it’s almost essential SAMMY KHAMIS 2014 that our generation keep up SPECIAL ISSUES EDITOR to date on what’s hot and SAMMI BAUMGARTNER what’s not. Although it’s Sandals, the less straps, the bet- PR EVENT COORDINATOR important to express your ter. The new trend is minimalism, as TIANNA BARBIER own individuality, a little you see more and more girls step- inspiration from the rest of Aloha Nights is Ka Leo’s ping out of their stilettos and into entertainment guide, a paid their comfy sandals. From $5 Jesus the world never hurt anyone. advertising supplement at Walmart, to Birkenstock Here are just a few things to produced by the Ka Leo or Camden sandals at J. Crew, ca- keep you up to date! That’s right, it’s that time advertising department. sual is the new fancy. VOLUME 2 ISSUE 8 ALOHANIGHTS.COM 8 ALOHANIGHTS.COM 2 ISSUE VOLUME This section features articles of the year again. As far as and information on dining, music goes, the biggest hit on drinking, fashion, music, social media is Coachella, an concerts, art and more. Originally a comedian, Donald annual two-weekend, three-day Glover is known more widely by his music and arts festival held at Aloha Nights will be stage name, Childish Gambino. Gam- the Empire Polo Club in Indio, a monthly publication bino is a well-respected rapper who . Countless artists distributed inside Ka Leo raps about the reality of living the have rushed through the stages special issues through May of Coachella. Amongst these 2014. fast life. Check out his latest album “Because the Internet” to become a many artists, some of the most If you have suggestions, part of this musical trend. mentioned being Lana Del Rey, comments or concerns Check out alohanights.com for his Drake, Beyonce, Lorde, Katy please contact the recent appearance in April and also Perry and Chance the Rapper. Advertising department at: Follow @Coachella on Twitter Hemenway Hall 107 CHILDISH make sure to follow @alohanights 2445 Campus Rd. on Instagram and Twitter to fi nd for updates, pictures and videos. Honolulu, HI 96822 GAMBINO out about upcoming appearances in 808-956-7043 Honolulu. [email protected] PAID ADVERTISING SUPPLEMENT WEDNESDAY MAY 7, 2014 7, MAY WEDNESDAY DIRECTORY ALOHA NIGHTS ALOHANIGHTS.COM VOLUME 2 ISSUE 8 WEDNESDAY MAY 7, 2014 03 ______APPLY EVERY EVERY 808-956-7043 TODAY! kaleo.org 2445 Campus Rd. 2445 Campus MON WED FRI www.kaleo.org/jobs Hemenway Hall 107 Hemenway kaleo.org kaleo.org 808-956-7043 | www.kaleo.org/jobs 2445 Campus Rd. Hemenway Hall 107 2445 Campus Rd. Hemenway EOEO THE VOICE LL AA OUR KK APP . MOBILE MOBILE DOWNLOAD Ka Leo. account executive

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The 8 typical guys you HANA AH YOU PIERCINGS SPECIAL ISSUES meet on a night out COORDINATOR LEILANI PORTILLO PHOTOGRAPHER We all know how the story goes: You're on a night out with your girls and meet Prince Charming

SEX (or so he may seem to your blurry eyes in the dim lighting). One drink leads to another but instead of living happily ever after, you wake up in an unfamiliar bed. Despite the regret and lost , you Piercings are becoming ever so stumble home to contemplate all of your life decisions. But one question still remains: who is Prince popular nowadays. Here are some Charming? Now is your chance to fi nd out: naughty piercings you may have never even heard of! Firstly, if you’re into body mod, like The ideal one-night stand, the With a local guy, you run the I am, you’ve done some serious re- tourist takes you back to a hotel in risk of waking up in Waianae, far search. There are some really naughty Waikiki complete with room ser- from home. But guarantee he will piercings out there for you to get. 1 vice. He may not speak English at 2 know where to take you for some all, but either way he'll be impressed ono grinds the next morning to help For the fellas, I bet some of you have with your ability to pronounce the cure your hangover. His laid-back never even thought about this ever, until the state fi sh. The best part is you the demeanor means it won’t be well, now (sorry, but not buying that). TOURIST don't have to worry about run- LOCAL awkward if you run into each One of the more common types of ning into this guy in your 9 a.m. other later.

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GUY the Prince Albert. This involves a circular or curved that is through your urethra and goes to where the underside If you went home with this guy, of the glans (bulbous part of your penis) This guy will smooth talk you meets the shaft of your penis. chances are you felt sorry for him all the way to the bedroom. If or were just as drunk yourself. You his dance moves are any indica- Or you can get the Reverse Prince can spot him as the guy that will tor of what's to come later in the Albert where it goes through the of 3 buy a drink for any girl to make eye 4 night, then you're in for a treat. the glans instead of the underside. contact with him. Chances are he's You deserve to be wooed once in Another piercing you can get on too drunk to know he's taking you a while, so let him treat you like your penis is the Dydoe. This is more of a the home, but have no shame, he the DESPERATE the princess you are for a night. cuter piercing than the Prince Albert. It’s probably won't remember you SMOOTH the same concept; only it’s not through DRUNK anyways. Better luck next time! OPERATOR the urethra but through the ridge of the glans on the head of the penis and it also uses a curved barbell.

If you're lucky enough, you will For the ladies, there are plenty of Pick him out of the crowd by his get to go home with the man that options. every girl has had their eye on all buzz cut and surrounding military There’s the Christina piercing that night: the cute bartender. He's buddies. Forget any negative involves a surface bar or a curved barbell 5 6 the one that gets outrageous tips stereotypes you may have heard that goes through where the outer labia and has girls fi ghting each other and remember one thing: abs. That meet below the pubic mound. the you can lick. Just double-check the to have him make their drink. But MILITARY your left hand for a wedding ring you're smarter than that and you Then there’s the Isabella piercing before the next morning. CUTE subtlety caught his eye. Good for that is through your clitoral shaft. It GUY BARTENDER you. And congrats, the rest of starts just below your clitoris but above VOLUME 2 ISSUE 8 ALOHANIGHTS.COM 8 ALOHANIGHTS.COM 2 ISSUE VOLUME us envy you. your urethra and goes through to the top of the . There’s even the female version of Fist pumping, YOLOing and beer the Prince Albert named the Princess chugging are dead giveaways of the You probably didn't go home Albertina. This piercing is through the frat bro. Other bros and a few judg- with the nice guy because, let's be urethra and exits through the top of the mental sorority sisters will most likely honest, he respects you way too vagina. 7 surround him. Oh well. You're prob- 8 much to hit it and quit it. However,

I he may have gotten up the courage * Please do your own extensive research I ably the best thing that has ever hap- to ask for your number and if he if interested in genital piercings or the pened to him, so don't feel regretful the AOAO the next morning as you tiptoe follows through, there may be a any advanced type of piercings. FRAT between solo cups and beer cans NICE date in your future. Who knows? Familiarize yourself with the risks of BRO out the front door of the Kappa GUY This guy might be your soul mate. these types of piercings. Also note that Gamma Something or Other house. And your dignity is still intact. Good not everyone can get these piercings. When in doubt, ask an experienced piercer!

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