April 13Th 1992

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4-13-1992

April 13th 1992

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This Newspaper is brought to you for free and open access by the Arthur E. Nelson University Archives at CSUSB ScholarWorks. It has been accepted for inclusion in Coyote Chronicle (1984-) by an authorized administrator of CSUSB ScholarWorks. For more information, please contact [email protected]. THE INSIDE •Smoking face-off Q CH^NECLE •Wright fights back [9 •'White Men' review l]£ Volume 26 Issue 13 Cal State, San Bernardino April 13, 1992 'Warring Absence' honored in D.C. Original play brings recognition to CSUSB

ways as high an honor as any that by Amy Heritage has ever come to our university. I Chronicte news editor am elated to be invited to receive the ACTF medallion on behalf of What is considered to be the the entire university. What an highest hono' in college theater is exemplary achievement," Evans being bestowed on the cast and said. crew of "A Warring Absence" as Regional competitions across they are to perform at the Ameri the C(Mintry yielded five winning can College Theater National Fes plays to be showcased at the tival. ACTNF. The festival will take place Of those five "A Warring Ab April 25-30 in Washin^n D.C. sence" is the only one from a school "A Waning Absence" will be per- in the west and is the only (mginal formed April 27 and 28 at the script. CSUSB student Jody Kennedy Center. In addition to Duncan wrote and stars in DougBuckhout confronts Jody Duncan in 'A Warring Absence.' members from Congressman "AWarring Absence". Gewge Brown's office and other Duncan is the winn^ of The Evans said, "I am especially eradon or two does a university Arts Department secretary, is the dignitaries, 24 Cal State San Ber National Playwright Award. She grateful to Jody Duncan aiKi to all and its students and faculty achieve company manager. nardino alumni are expected U) will be given $2,500 and "A War the Dramatist Guild, a three week such distinction." TTie Kennedy Cento* provides attend. ring Absence" will be published writing retreat in Arkansas, Along with Duncan, Glen traveling funds for the cast, direc President Evans will be pre by Samuel French. Duncan will be the mwnbers of the cast I salute Sivill, Keith Hearon, Doug tor and five crew members each sented with a medallion after the represented by the William Morris them and Professw Slout, the di Buckhout, Jessie Vizcaino and play. performance. 'This is in many agency and she has been invited to rector. Usually (Mily oncein agen- Michael Lake star in "A Warring The CSUSB Instructionally Re Absence." lated Programming board is pnx>- William Slout, veteran-direc- viding traveling fuiKls for the rest K* of the 1989 success "Ethel," of the"AWarring Absence" crew. directs "A Warring Absence." Lee Dymond said that on behalf of the Euthanized Lytms is the scenic, lightand sound Theater Arts Department she Signer and Margaret Perry is the wishes to extend her gratitude to costume and makeup designer. the IRP board for their generous Veterinarian cites coyote's 'strange behavior' "AWarring Absence" stage support. manager is Paige Satter, the tech "These things don't just hap nical directw is Harlan Jeglin and pen. They take a lot of time and the costume supervisor is Trudy needed to be an examination of the a tumor problem or a dysfunc dedication and efibrt firom the fac Storm. by Steven Jennings animal's problems," he said. tional balance mechanism, but ulty, staff and studmts," Dymond The assistant stage manage is Chronicle editor in chief Fernandez said that the ani nothing of thtu sort showed up on said. Benita Anorbes, the sound opera- Slout spent a year and a half mal would be up and moving the gross examination." tea* isJenifer S^bino and the light helping Duncan with the script, Campus officialsrevealed that around when peofie were preset Keane said that the full results operator is Andy Cameron. one of the coyotes held on the but acted differently when there of the autopsy were not yet avail said Dymond. . The stage crew includes Jennie Slout said going to the ACTNF campus was euthanized on the af were no visitors. able, but stressed that the prelimi B utler, Lindsa Mac Donald, Stacy ternoon of Feb. 27 by a lethal dose "The animal would move nary examinations were "not ab is like going to the Super Bowl. Radford, Greg Renne and Marya of anesthetics. The coyote was a around but when people were not normal." "I'm very impressed with the Slater. The wardrobe crew con- effnt and time it took to get there t(^ic of campus-wide debate on present it would just lie still on the "I voted that the animal should sistsof Km Hostetlerand Jennif^ animal rights and the subject of an ground," he said. be euthanized, 1 felt it was in the (the ACTNF). It is a real tribute to TafoUa. Judy Dymond, Theater investigation by the National Or The coyote exhibited symp- best interest of the animal," he the entire department. ganization People for the Ethical t(Mns that university veterinarian said. Treatmentof Animals into the wel Dr. Keane called "strange behav- The remaining three coyotes fare of the four coyotes. iOT." He serves as a consultant to still reside in the cages behind the ASI elections According to Dean Louis the university on its programs, sits physical plant Keane said that the Fernandez of the Natural Sciences on the Animal Care and Use Com animals are doing well. Department, the Animal Care and mittee and is a student at CSUSB. "I think that they are supw," will be held Use Committee voted to put the Keane also reflected on the he said. "All of them out there look animal to sleep and try to deter difficulty of determining the qual like they are doing very nicely." April 15-16 mine the animal's dysfunction. ity of the animal's health. Dr. Stuart Ellins, who is re "As a result of all the discus "It's difficult to determine if sponsible for the coyotes welfare, in front of Pfau library sion on campus about the coyotes animals are suffering," said Keane. could not be reached for comment Preslderrt*Vice Presldenl«Treasurer«Board of Directors the committee decided there "1 thought that it might have been after repeated auempts. Page 2 The Chronicle, CSUSB, April 13,1992 V.P. outlines top ten academic priorities

"long term strategy" to enhance the limit," Hefnw said. by Stacy McClendon the university. He also detailed Besides limited teaching ilex- Chronicle managing editor "reallocations" of funds which may ibility, Hefner cited a "cfnical Hefner's Top Ten include reduction of off-campus shortage of laboratory techni The Cal State, San Bernar programs. cians." The sciences have reduced 1. Increase operating and expense baselines in the five schools dino Vice President of Academic The division hopes to increase their lab technicians by half d<. - 2. Increase instructional equipment purchases Affairs has announced a plan that operating and expense baselines spite the factthat they have"grov' n 3. Increase faculty positions for instruction will increase operating and ex in the schools of the university. dramatically." He further said, with 4. Increase number of technicians pense baselines in CSUSB's five The intent is to increase the per the opening of the computer labs 5. Impliment Master of Urban Planning Degree capita funding for supplies, dupli- schools. in University Hall, the number of 6. Start Center for Advising Students in Education The five schools include. So cuiing, telephones and professional computer terminalsat CSUSB has 7. Augment Library Collections and Acquisitions cial and Behavioral Sciences, travel. doubled with no new technicians. Business Administration, Humani The department also hopes to Thedivision also needs to find 8. Increase funding for the Computer Center ties, Natural Sciences, and Educa increase instructional equipment the start-up funds for the New 9. Install Long-distance LeamingA^ideo Teleconferencing tion. purchases. Two years ago, there Master of Urban Planning Degree 10. Improve new student retention Other priorities include, in was an 80 percent cut in equip which is slated to begin in Sept. creasing instructional equipment ment and last year there was no 1992. purchases, increasing faculty po budget for such purchases. CASE is the new advising the library," Hefner said. Hefner said they are committed to sition fcx" instruction, implement- Hefner calls an increase in center for students in education. He cited a need for the school the creation of a pilot program ingaCenterfor Advising Students faulty positions "essential" for Hefner said that this is an easy and to continue purchasing hardware beginning in Fall, 1992. Like the in Education (CASE) and institut growth in the number of students. low cost plan to implement which and software to support modern CASE program, this is a relatively ing a ficshman seminar, according 'The permanent elimination only means opening offices on the ization of administrative comput inexpensive addition to CSUSB. to Vice President Dennis Hefner. of over 62 faculty positions (12 second floor of the library and ing which would increase effi The division will also reallo On Tuesday, April 7, Hefner percent of total) over the last two some basic equipment. ciency in AdmissionsandRecords, cate funds to redirect priorities. presented a speech on the 'Ten years has virtually eliminated as The library has also endured Accounting and Payroll and De One of the effects of reallocation Top Priorities" for the Academic signed lime and flexibility in the significant cuts in its acquisitions velopment. is the reduction of off-campus pro Affairs Division to the University management of division-wide fac budgeL 'To the extent possible, Hefner hopes to install a T-1 grams, not including CVC. Gen Planning and Advising Commit ulty positions and stretched in 'catch-up' funds for books and line between CSUSB and the eral funds for these programs will tee. In his address he outlined a structional demands on faculty to periodicals must be allocated to Cochella Valley Center for long be cut by approximately half and distance Learning and VideoTele selected graduate programs may conferencing. "Not only does this be converted to function entirely approach facilitate more contact on a self-support basis. with full-time faculty from the Noting the budget cuts and campus and save instrViciional the continued financial crisis in costs, it provides relativdj^, inex the Slate, Hefner said,"we have la NURSING- iia Ae pensive delivery of librlp^ and start addressing ihese issues." audio-visual services as'lwell," No matter what happens fi Hefner said. nancially, Hefner reminded UPAC WITHACAPnAL'N." Finally, the division hdpes to members of the mission of the improve new student retention. To "Ten Top Priorities." this eiKl, they will institute a pilot "We at least have to keep this Q V. "Freshman Seminar" program. in front of us," Hefner said.

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Beckley remaining interim coach Make a difference at Two finalists drop out of consideration Environmental Expo

"Making A Difference for going to reward that,' says Dr. cations leaving only interim coach they're looking at the very best Earth's Sake" is theme of the Sixth Darleen Stoner, a Cal State educa by Stacy McClendon Lavina Beckley in consideration coaches." Annual Environmental Expo be tion professwwho directs the cam Chronicle managing editor for the position. "Cal State is talking to a lot of ing held sûrday, April 25, at Cali pus' Environmental Education Dairyl Smith, who iscurrently people who are already at Divi fornia State Univtt^ty, San Ber Center. coaching at Metropolitan State sion II programs that are winning," nardino. The all day affair begins Several hands-on activities, Luvina Beckley has been ap college in Colorado, has other job Klein said. In such cases, "You're at 9 a.m. in the univîty's large including a recycling race and a pointed interim women's basket opportunities "closer to home." not always going to get the first gymnasium. paper-making project, will give ball coach for one additional year John Klein, who is at Fort Hayes one OT two people." Morning performances by parents and teachers a chance to after two other finalists dropped College in Hayes, Kansas, said his For instance, Klein had sev- American indians, including an participate with children. And the out of consideration. Beckley (2- college has mêhis position more aral job opportunities from other american Indian dance troupe and Drip Dudes, an environmental 8) has been at Cal State, San attractive, so he will stay. Division II schools that were both a 3 p.m. show featuring environ marketing group devoted to mak Klein explained that it is ntx-- mental folk singer and recording Bernardino since 1990. The closer to home and closer to his ing environmental education fun, mal for candidates U) drop out when artist Stq)hen Lx)ngfellow Fiske on hand. Several environ search foraperminent head coach ultimate goal of coaching a Divi will be making the final cut bâuse Cal are among the special highlights mental agencies and organizations will resume after Jan. 1,1993. sion I school. State, San Bernardino is looking But Klein said that he consid- of this year's show. Also, Con from throughout the Inland Em Two of the coaches who were gressman George E. Brown, Jr. pire are scheduled to set up exhib for the very best coaches who are this ai^ro^h valuable because being considered spoke to The available. will present awards to elementary its. Chronicle about the approach eventually there is a person ready and junior high school Nature bowl The annual event will include CSUSB's athletic department is to take the program to new heights. winners, and to the winners of a an environmental film festival in Athletic Director David Smith, on the other hand, said high school"Keep It Hot" contest. taking toward the search. Room 129 of the Cal State gymna Suriname "really is interested in droiqiing out of the CSUSB finals "I really like the environmen sium. Dr. Seuss' animated film, Both outside candidates for putting together a good Women's was"themost difficultdecisions," tal contests for students because "The Lorax," is one of ten films on the Women's Head basketball basketball program," Klein said. he has had to make. they say that environmental knowl tap. Teacher workshops also will coach have withdrawn their appli "In my view it's a situation where edge is important and that we're be offered. All Environmental Expo Activities are free and open to the public. Environmental Expo sponsors Career fair offers job opportunities include: the Southern California Gas Company, the CalifomiaEdu- Next Wednesday, The 13lh table at the Fair, located at the Other services also offered by quite a few firms will have on- cation Center, ARCO, Railcycle Annual Career Opportunities Fair entrance to assist students and the Career Center include job campus interviews arranged and The San Bernardino County will be held from 10 a.m.-3 p.m., alumni if needed. postings, student assistant posi through the Career Center. Sun. Other sponsors are the San at Cal State, San Bernardino gym Wwkshops include: "POWCT tions, telephone t^ service, ca Besides the Career Fair, there Bernardino Municipal Water Dis nasium. This is a way for students Dressing" from 10:30-11:15 a.m., reer counseling and testing, edu are other opportunities to attend trict, the San Bernardino County to meet reiwesentatives from ^- "Conducting an Effective Job cational counseling and placement workshcqjs provided by theCareer Department of Environmental proximately fifty companies. Search" from 11:30 a.m.-12:15 file services, workshops, career Center. These include: CareCT Hedth Services, Southem Cali Students are encouraged to p.m., "Career Opportunities in the resource library, on-campus re Search - How to Identify Your fornia Edison and Cal State Uni- dress professionally, bring re Retail Industry" ftxim 12:30-1:15 cruitment, and graduate school file. Carew P^, Interviewing Skills, vîty, San Bmiardino. sumes, me^ people and ask ques p.m., and "How to Get a Job With Seniors and alumni only need and Resume Writing. Times and Fa* more information, call Cal tions. The Federal Government" from to attend a brief 15 minute inter locatitMis can be obtained by ask State's EnvircHimental Education The Career Center will havea 1:30-2:15 p.m. view to get started. This quarter. ing at the Career Center. Center at (714) 880-5640. On the spot

John Ervin Tonya Javadi Karl Demarais Toni Milne and Quendy Holland Tony Valenzuela "I feel it's about time that they "Sidestream smoke is worse "As a nonsmoker, I have no "It sucks for the smokers, but "Make sure you have a pack take into consideration the dan- for the nonsmoker than regular problem with the ban. If I was a they can go outside. It'snotreally of cigarettes if you come (xi cam g^ of smt^dng and finally banned smoke is for the smoker because ^dcer I might feel differently, that much of an inconvenience. pus, if you smoke. Smoking is not it They shouldn't have waited so the smoker has benefit of the filter. but I'm not. People should realize We've never seen anyone smoke good for you, so if I can't keq) long to prohibit these kinds of There are over 1,(XX) carcinogens that if they are going to smc^e, inside the buildings anyway." smt^ng, I guess that's OK" things with s^ous health effects." in sidestream smoke to be inhaled they shouldn't take it for granted by nonsmokers." thatpec^le around them don'tmind if they smcrfce." Page 4 The Chronicle, CSUSB, April 13,1992

Coyote's suffering over

The university's Animal Use and Care Committee voted to end the suffering of one of the coyotes held on campus. We believe that this is a bittersweet success for those who have worked to bring to light the condition of the coyotes. The success was bittersweet in that the animal was put to sleep, but as Dr. Keane put it, "it was in the best interest of the animal."

What have we learned from this? We have seen that although some may try to block journalistic inquiry from revealing the truth, perseverance will overcome these barriers. The investigation into the welfare of these animals was difficult Those who are responsible for the animals refused to cooperate with those who sought information on the coyotes physical condition. When they finally saw that at least one of the animals was suffering, they realized that their only alternative was to put the animal out of its misery. Did they announce their decision? No. This campus media agency was not notified by any campus official or news retease, despite our sincere interest in the subject. We learned of the coyote's death only as a result of a leak from a reliable source— a source that is totally unrelated to the departments involved in animal research.

It is our hope that in the future, the type of secrecy that sur rounded the actual condition of the animals will not repeat itself. This can be preveiued if reseûchers disclose information cm their work. LEHERS Perhaps researchers need to show more concern for the welfare of the animals that serve as the subjects for their experiments. It is Editor, the Chronicle: Editor, The Chronicle: apparent that some forms of self-intêst may, in some instances, don'thave to worry about{ôtection, blind these professionals to the welfare of the animals they care fw. I have been following the articles This letter is addressed to Neiland diseases, or reputation. Whoi a guy Aft^ all, you can love something and still not do what is best fn* in The Chronicle regarding PETA's Derry and Sherry Palana. These read gets me aroused 1 don't give in, I just attack on thecoyote research of oneof it ers were so unsettled by the "Seeking go home andMASTURBATE. MAS the finest psychology professors we We think the committee acted responsibly in asking for an end to Sexual Literacy" column that they TURBATION has never taken away have on campus. Dr. Stuart Ellins. I the animal's suffering and we hope that this will put an end to the were compelled to their make their my ability to "(complete) goals and must say that I am voy disappointed embarrassment of allof CSUSB. sexual fears and feelingsof inadequacy objectives." I carry a 4.0, work part- that our University paper would help known to the public. time and am involved in church activi promote the "ends justifies the means" Neiland, my good man, you seem to ties. As for MASTURBATION mentality of PETA (see article in L. A. think you know alot about homosexu "squandering nervous energy," yes. it Times dated March 22,1992), by at als. Yet, you only give statistics on does relieve the nervous tension that tempting to discredit the meaningful gay men. What about gay women?It is contributes to stress. Nervous energy, The Chronicle staff and ethical research being being con true, men are sluts. And when the we all know, is detrimental to study. ducted by Dr. Ellins without investi female need for commitment is not MASTURBATION does not control gation. Editor In chief present in aromantic relônship there my conductor limit my self-esteem. It Staff Writers I was quite prepared to present tends to be excessive debauchery. But, aUows me to avoid sexual intercourse Sleven Jennings Texatjel Acosta, Nicole the facts along with my point of view, at least a gay man is likely to be aware until 1 find the man with whom I want Managing editor Christopher, Nikki Console, (unlike what you required of PETA of his partner's promiscuity and the to share that "sacred, natural form of Stacy McClendon caseworker Mary BethSweetl and) but Bridget Estes, Stephanie danger of (sexually-transmitted dis expression" of love. Until I find him I after reading Dr. Ellins response pub Photography director Fbridia. Amy Fonken, Jeffrey eases) before he decides to have im- will continue to MASTURBATE, and lished January 17, 1992 in the Nick Nazarian Freman, Mitchell Halbreich, safe sex with him. Unfortunately this I suggest that in order to avoid the Chronicle, I find it unnecessary to say News editor Barbara Hamilton, Pamela is not true in many heterosexual ro sexual pressure that men have per anymore. Dr.Ellins's said it all; factu Amy Heritage Hodde, Michelle Huereque, mantic relationships. I know too many fected, your 17 year-old freshman do ally, scientifically, intelligawly, logi men who successfully lie to their na Feature editor Will Knapp, Jennifer the same. cally, professionally, and with great ive girl friends about their previous Lara Natxmrs McCallum, Tracy Olsen, concern for the animals for whom he encounters and their faithfulness. As Alexa Mae Young Opinion editor Griselda Paredes, Veronica is trying to protect for gay women, they're typically mo Anthony Bmce Gilpin Parra, Natalie Romano, Holly Please don't let PETA's un nogamous and have stayed away from Arts & Entertainment editor Watkins, Silvia Salddo and founded emotional pleas based on half • the dirty male all of their lives and so Renee Groese Minda West truths and distortions permeate the are virtually disease-free. Editor, the Chronicle: integrity of this scientific research. Sports editor And you. Sherry, concerned The survival of this species and their mother, with your understanding of The comic on the two movies John Andrews Adviser and their relationship with theagricul the natural human sex drive, I am Jungle Fever and Beauty and the Business manager Dr. Joseph Webb tural industry may depend on it. After impressed that you ever became preg Beast were racist! Unless I missed the Aileen Crawford all, we are an institute frw higher learn nant (almost as impressed as I am with punch line, the person responsible for Advertising manager The Chronide is located In UH ing with a standard for truth and in your Rreudian useof the word"within," this comic is perpetrating an evil mes Charlene S. Hurley 201.08. Our phone number is quiry to uphold. We should not com referring to articles in the Chronicle). sage!1 am astounded to find this level pete with the National Enquirer for of thinking on a imiversity campus! Cartoonists 880-5931. The Chronicle's Idon'tlmowwho Dr.ShyrockandDr. yellow journalism! Swartout are (does anyone?) but, I do Tiffany Jones, Melissa prodcution room Is located In know that MASTURBATION is A Concerned Student Stampe, Brian Taltxrt UH 033. SincCTely, healthy. At 211 date often, have had a Judy Briggs, couple of soious boyfriends and am S

If you must smoke indoors, Smoking ban takes the joy please exhale outdoors. out of a game of eight-ball I agree that smokos should 1. I can't smoke in any building by Anthony Bruce Gilpin not be made social pariahs, any By Brian R. Murphy on campus. Chronicle opinion editor more than such self-^tructive Chronicle staff writer Reason number one is the only po'sonalities as alcoholics, drag serious one listed (except for#10). racers or bungee-cord jumpers. from the home office in Ridgeline My rights as afree individual have In the 28 years since the first But smokers are different in Park, CA been violated and now I must go Surgeon General's Report on one important respect: they pol The Top 10 Reasons why 1 won't outside to light up. Certainly there Smoking and Health, medical re lute the air. People who smoke be returning to CSUSB this fall: will be plenty of outdoor ashtrays. search has learned a great deal indcmrs force others to participate Beginning April 20, smoking is about the effects of tobacco on the in their vice. It's this simple: 10. I still won't fmd a parking prohibited in any enclosed build human body. None of the news breathe the air where someone is place by then. ing on campus - including the Pub. has been go^. The Public Health smoking, and you are smoking. 9. The fumes from dry-erase If you think business at the Pub is Service has branded smoking as Smokers are a dwindling minor markers in University Hallclass- b^ now, wait until they douse the the nation's number-one cause of ity, and thenonsmoking majority * s rooms has given me cancer. smokers in their pursuit for wide- premature death, killing more right to breathe free must prevail. 8. My subscription to The screen MTV and dollar-fifty Americans each year than AIDS, Former Surgeon General C. Chronicle was cancelled. Carlsberg beers. Nobody is going cocaine, heroin, dcohol, automo Everett Kemp has pointed out that 7. The "Perspectives on Gender" to play pool. bile accidents, fu-e and murder tobacco is erne of the most addic class made me realize that I am a T his editorial is a joke, and so ccxnbined. tive substances known to man. male scum-sucking pig not is this policy. What if I do smoke Whenever the conflicting Fcmner junkies frequently note that worthy of a higher education. inside a building? What arc they rights of smokersand ncxismokers it is easier to quit h^in than it is 6. My inability to win the state gonna do? Squirt me? Take away are discussed, the topic of per to kick smoking. Social concern lottery keeps me below thep o v - my parking sticker? Or no, God sonal choice is invariably raised. for smoker's welfare should take erty line. forbid, make me sit in that Kodak- Smoker's rights advocates assert the form of encouraging and help 5. Campus police gave me a ticket booth in front of the school and that their choice to use tobacco ing them to quit. for actually stopping at a stop give out carpool passes? should not infringe cm their right The Univ«^ity's decision to sign. If this school wants to do some to be in public places. Most admit ban smoking in all campus build 4. It's too damn windy. thing useful, lower our fees, build that smoking is potentially harm ings sends an impcmant message 3. bkHieofmyprofess(»swUllet aparkinggarage,suppon the Greek ful, but claim it is merely one of to everyone who attends, visits, or me buy them off. system, or give us an athletic di many potentially destructive works at CSUSB: that a Univ^- 2. I got caught using the same cup rector whocares - but quit messing lifestyle practices protected by the si^ is a place of wisdom, and Two Opinions for five trips U) the help- your with the smokers, because we will Bill of Rights. smtddng isn't smart self soda machine in the Pub. blow it in your face.

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by Nick Nazarian died on Monday of heart and kid although I can't claim to have read ^ B/I Chronicle photography director ney failure at the age of 72. them all. A great science fiction Dr. Leo Connolly, chair of the writer and a great science writer. Issac Asimov, world-renound Physics Department called [He was] simply one of the fore author of almost 500 science fic Asimov's death "a real loss." most writers of our time," he said. tion novels and scientific books. "I read some of his books. Connolly said that he would O definitely miss Asimov's work, but not for very long. He went on to say that there is so much of Asimov's work to read that he cannot be truly missed by readers Logistics Intern for generations Asimov wrote science books YouMI be tapping into an excellent career both of fiction and fact, an amaz Men. - Sat. 4:00 p.m. - 2:00 a.m. opportunity when you join The Stroh Brewery Company as a summer intern. ing number of which won presti- 498 W. 40th San Bernardino (1 block east of Kendall.) giousHugoAwards. Theseawards We currently have an outstanding internship position were earned in nearly every appli 882-6535 available at our Distribution Center in Fontana, California. To qualify, you must be working toward cable category, including best se an undergraduate degree In Packaging, Engineering, ries of all time, best novel, and for WEEKLY DRINK SPECIALS Operations Management, or Business Management. best short story. MONDAY: 750 draft beer In addition, you must possess the ability to work with Asimov's second novel, your hands in a warehouse setting. IJloboL brought him everlasting $1.25 cheeseburgers Responsibilities for this position include assisting in fame by giving the world the three evaluating test shipments, analyzing the shipment laws of robotics. They are: finished goods, and presenting the TUESDAY: $1.00 you-call-it drinks condition of *Robots may not injure a hu results of your findings in a clear and concise man, or by inaction allow a human manner. Attention to detail is required, as is the ability to work flexible hours. Personal computer to come to harm. WEDNESDAY: Margarita Nite \ skills will be considered a plus. Interviews will be •Robots must obey orders held April 20th, 1992. given by humans unless the orders THURSDAY: 250 Progressive Beer Nite Join one of the nation's largest brewers for the are in ctxiflict with the first law. summer. Send or fax your resume to: •Robots must protect their The Stroh Brewery Company own being unless doing so int^- FRIDAY: $8.00 bucket of mixed drinks 100 River Place feres with the first two laws. Detroit, Ml 48207 These laws of robotics have Fax:(313)446-2209 been used, since their publication SATURDAY: $3.50 pitchers of beer Attn: Jack Moran in 1950, in almost all literary and Supervisor of Personnel Equal Opportunity Employer M/F/H/V film pieces dealing with robcKs. Asimov has been said to be the "Foundation" of modem day JJonim: $1-OOOFF science fiction (and some scien tific fact); from Robby the Robot : Any Drink to the T-KXX) Terminator, his in Not valid Thursday. STROH • (Limit 1 coupon per customer.) fluence can still be seen today. f. > ' • > w > f 1 » - • • . , ,* / V / » ' ...... 1 ^ ^ t ^ • '^ 'U i't'^ A.I''' ^ TheChfdnicle, CSUSB;Apfil13,1992' Page 7 ^

male-bashing diatribes of Feminist nists.. nism may work for her, but don't tell normal and atmormal is arbitrary." If Leadership. Whai the Sports Illustraied"Swim- the Harpies of The Faninist Majority, you look at the (teHnition of "arbi-> LEHERS Obviously, Miss Hurley has never suit Issue" comes out every year, the NOW, or the Abortion Rights League. trary" in any "good" dictionary, you continued from page 4 been exposed to Molly Yard, Gloria howls from Feminoids arotmd the na will realize that the word was used correctly by Ms. Wright. The distinc Editor, The Chronicle: Allred, Kate Michelman, Patricia tion are almost as entertaining as the Very truly yours, Schroeder, and Patricia Ireland. That magazine itself. How dare men like to J. Michael Morg.tn, B.A., J.D. tion between abnormal and normal is Miss Charlene S. Hurley's article, would be no loss to anyone, but any- look at attractive women! Corona an arbitrary one, chosen by each cul "One Feminist's Point of View" in the *one who has will readily admit that the What all the above Feminists lead ture (what is considCTcd normal in one March, 1992 editionofyourp^r left alleged "stereotype" is stark reality. ers have in common is their fervent culture is considered abnormal in an me scratching my head and wonder One example is Patricia Ireland, the belief that males have some n^e U> Editor, the Chronicle: other- this is what makes cultures and ing who is kidding whom? leader of the NOW Gang. She's a be attracted j^ysically to a woman, I have atjoyed reading the beliefs so interesting and complex). The thrust of the article is that there bright attractive person who has been and that oiily women can understand "letlCTs" section of the Chronicle for 2. Ms. Cobum also implies are false stereotypes in our society married for a number of years. How women's issues and be fair. If I said many years. But the March 13th edi that Ms. Wright condones or encour about Feminists. Miss Hurley says it ever she's recently come out of the that only a man can undCTStand mot tion was very disturbing. There are ages behavior that is harmful to others (sudt as with Jeffrey Dahmer).This is isn't true that Feminists are angry man- closet and admitted she divides her I'd be called a sexist pig! Feminists several issues (or comments) that I haters who bum bras. One wonders if affections with a female "compan want affirmative action quotas to get would like to address. a false interpretation of Ms. Wright's she has ever read a newspaper, read a ion." She has no children, and she is more women in Congress; but just 1. In Ms. (Barbara) comments. As to "what possible book or a magazine or even listened to fervently pro-abortion. This marital Feminist women in Congress. Cobum's letter she stated that Ms. grounds can Ms. Wright offer as to television or the radio. She is probably infidelity and homosexuality would There's a great deal more to be said (Tiffany) Wright ("Seeking Sexual why his happiness or pleasure should be curtailed?" and to the comment that a sheltered individual, who would be normally be a drawback for a male, about the reality of Feminism. How Literacy" column) was incorrect in we cannot say his actions were "ab- shocked tobe exposed to the incessant but not for politically correct Femi ever, Miss Hurley's concept of Femi stating that the "distinction between nrnmal" in a world where "all moral distinctions are arbitrary". Ms. Wright did not say that "harm" to others was normal sexual behavior. And just be Jhe Totally Hip Club cause distinctions are "arbitrary" does not say Cheat they do not exist. 3. Other commits that I would like to address were from Mr. Deny. He seems to be under the false- "SPRING SPECTACULAR" understanding that Heterosexuals do not get AIDS. This is not a true state ment - the facts show that a large BasebaU Hdmet Sundaes growing number of AIDS victims are heterosexuals. He gives the false im Cdlect edl 28 tesuns pression that a large number of homo $1.89 sexuals have STD's (sexually-trans mitted diseases).The report hequoted was conducted in San Francisco- and surpvisel! a large number of the indi viduals at the clinic with STD's were 3644 E. Highland at Palm (714)425-9277 homosexuals. Anyone from the USA knws that if you go to a clinic in a T largely homosexual area that largest 990 I 990 percentage of the clients will be ho 12 oz. Drink 12 oz. Lemonade mosexual (this does not mean that all I or a large percentage of homosexuals and and have STD's). Hot Dog Com Dog 4. The last comment con- S-714. MISSION BOULEVARtP RIVEKSIOE. CALIFOf^NIA Lvpires 5/5/92 cans the article from Ms. Palana. She Expires 5/5/92 seems to be very concerned with the issue of masturbation. Ha "sources" stated that it was not a healthful activ ity. But she did not moition that her sources were over 22 years old and outdated. And that current reeli^le (and researched) sources state that it is -^Original healthful and not detrimental. Any activity or substance taken in excess (even food, wata, etc.) will be detri mental to a person's health. But mas

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The gay community biasted the film pense sex-murder thriller- was re device to intoxicate the audience. counter that literally and physi leased, a public controversy soon industry for its negative presentation "Basic Instinct" plays to full cally climaxes with the grisly mur surfaced about the films depiction der of an ex-rock star. As the of homosexuality. of bisexual women as manipulat- theaters simply because it's an murder investigation gets under ing-murderers. The gay commu exciting diversion from reality. way, Nick (played by Michael nity blasted the film indusny for Movies like "Basic Instinct" are Douglas) appears as a police de it's negative presentation of ho made to entertain and scare the tective with a troubled past but mosexuality. Opponents of the public , while docum^taries are determined to do his job. Nick film charg^ it as an example of a created to educate and validate Curran along with his partner and to Speculate whether Catherine is numerous mind games with Nick, Hollywood conspiracy out to slan reality. If you're looking for a friend, Gus ( George Dzunda ) a sex-crazed sociopath (x* the vic revolving around his various ad der the homosexual segment of movie that entertains and is full of track down the victims various tim of a copycat killer. Other dictions of drinking, smoking, and American society in the fearful spice, then "Basic Instinct" is a associates . The trail leads to possible suspects are Roxy ( sex. Nick in recovery from these Age of AIDS.. However, this great choice. Cathmne (Sharon Stone) a gor Leilani Sarelle) Catherine's jeal afflictions, at first resists geous and wealthy author who's ous lesbian girlfriend and Beth ( Ctuherine's ploys, however as the latest novel "Love Hurts "coinci- Jeanne Tripplehom ) Nick's ex- investigation intensifies, he has a dentally is about a woman who girlfriend, who is apolice psychia relapse. With Nick under Big star shines again murders a retired rock star. At this trist. As the murder investigation Catherine's spell,the film heats up with scenes of violence, sexuality, Westerberg. point the film allows the audience continues, Catherine starts to play by Rob De Chalne But enough history. These Chronicle staff writer records, two of which have never before been issued, are amazing. 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Spring quarter is here and with one's shoulders and face life with Masturbation provides a vi it a new beginning-new classes, little apology or embarrassment" able outlet to people without part new professors, new friends and Third, there is little worry of mas ners, people with a greater sex of course, another ten weeks of turbation becoming a dominant drive than their current partners. Sexual Literacy. Due to the com '©smsill habit or an addiction. The final Finally, masturbation is a princi ments in the"Liters to the Editor" point however may be true: mas pal means of practicing s^e sex section of r/i€ Chronicle, I believe turbation does rest somewhat on a (Kaplan, 1987; Money, 1988; Mas it is necessary to recapitulate the selfish motive-the "desire to ob ters, Johnson and Kolodny,1992). objective of this column. The goal tain personal pleasure of the mo- Perhaps the most important thing of Sexual Literacy is U) improve TIFFANY WRIGHT ment,"-I see nothing wrong with to know about masturbation is that the sexual literacy of it's refers. that. the vast majority of people do it The sexual issues addressed While it is clear that the intel As do human beings. In line with Research on masturbation has and the only problems associated are important and factual. The ligent reader realized that in the Masters and Johnson and the found that it does not appear to be with it are due to the guilt and purpose is not to give my opinion February 28 issue when the defini Kinsey Institute, my definition of harmful to either physical or men anxiety among people who are in or make judgements concerning tion of healthy sexuality included healthy sexuality includes any tal health-it mighteven be helpful. fected with incorrect and the readers personal bias or faith. not harming or bothering anyone sexual actions that do not hurt or Claims that masturbation is un irresponsiblestatements about Obviously sexual issues are quite it excludes cases such as Jeffrey bother others or limit the develop healthy seems to be a throwback to masturbation's "harmful" effects. controversial and personal; how Daumer and exhibitionists-both of ment of their own happiness and 19th century thinking and there is Again, the goal of Sexual Lit ever, the scientific study of sex is whom clearly hurt and/or "bother" relationships with others. mounting evidence that lack of eracy is to provide the reader with a valid, genuine science and de their victim, it seems it is neces I would also like to address masturbaiory experience may lead scientific and research-based facts serves to be dealt with as such. sary to reiterate. Sexuality varies the reference to You and Your to psychosexual problems such as so that the reader can make in Health: Three Volumes i^f More erectile dysfunction or anorgasmia formed decisions regarding their Abundant Living, this book was (the inablility to have an orgasm) own personal beliefs and prefer written 20 years ago and it was not (Barbach, 1975; Hiie 1977; ences. 1 hope this quarter will gen written by sex researchers. The DeManino, 1979; Money, 1980). erate good questions and helpful reader quoted four negative as In addition, learning about mas answers. Anonymous questions pects of masturbation that I would turbation is a central feature of can be left at or mailed to my like to consider. First, masturba many sex therapy program.s mailbox in PS 210, or you can call tion will not affect your "nervous (LoPiccolo and Lobitz, 1972; inquestionsat 883-9614. energy" (whatever that is). Sec Barbach, 1975, 1980; Kaplan, ond, it is unlikely that it will "rob" 1974, 1989; Heiman and Wright is a graduate student anyone from theirability to "square Lopiccolo, 1988). in psychology at CSUSB.

who have been drinking from driv The new gate necessitates more BRIEFS ing. TKE risk management will left hand turns onto North Park {»ovide designated drivers c** taxis. Blvd. then in the past when stu Teke-n-Dales will be held at dents not finding spaces in the U- TKE Treat the Eagles Lodge in San Bernar Hall lot could park in the vacant Tomorrow night Tau Kappa dino, from 8 p.m. to midnight lot. Epsilon fraternity presents their Tickets will be sold at the door Previously approxiamtely 100 fith annual male dance review, and at the Teke-n-Dale both in students parked in the vacant lot Teke-n-Dales. Five Professional front of Phau library between 9 a.m. and 3 p.m. Tickets are $15. daily. According to Parking Ser ITS TIME TO FACE dancers featured in Playgirl and vices this sometimes blocked the various calenders will be perform Teke-n-Dale tee shirts will be sold for $10. path between the U-Hall lot and ing. the Serrano Village lot This was THE AIDS ISSUE "In the past we've had a turn Part of the proceeds will go to not the reason for constructing the out of about 4(X) well satisfied Special Olympics. gate. Parking Services said. THOUSANDS OF COLLEGE STUDENTS women, and tomorrow night INAMERICA should be just as successful," said "The reason the gate was put TKE charter member Brian Dirt lot blocked up was the campus administration ARE HIV POSITIVE AND Murphy. did not want people parking in the THEY DON'T KNOW IT In addition to the performance A gate restricting entrance to dirt when there is a parking lot women may enjoy an q)en bar. the vacant lot south of Serrano available just east of there that was Call for your TKE jxovides a full risk manage Village was constructed over going unused," Harry Larson, HIV HOME CHECK TODAY AT ment team that prevents people Spring Break. Parking Services Manager. 1-800-637-2220 Sample collection is in the privacy of your own home. All testing Is confidential. LEHERS: The results go only to you. In addition, you'll receive this wallet-sized card continued from page 7 certifying the date you tested negative. ove AND Beyond turbation (which is not on excess) will not "take away the ability for aperson to (complete) goals" as was stated. If \ HEALTHieszine. Sports a person wants more information- please take a sexuality class (they are John Dot $24.95 SCOTT offered at this campus). The comments in the "let unassisted "OoAH' MOUNTAIN BIKE RENTALS ters" section are usually interesting

I VISA . $5.00/HOUR • $15.00/4 HOURS • $25.00 ALL DAY and informative. But these comments COUPON T COUPON are ones that reflect opinion and bias. COMPLETE TUNE-UP I BUY 1 TUBE I would just like for others to know the ON ALL BIKES | biases and to make their own deci This Is aslmple and painlMS finger prick procedure which uses FDAapprmred $4 e g%f% _ \ GET 1 FREE sions concerning these issues. Thank J5^00 E*p. 6/30/92 testing (EUSA) metfwds conducted by a state certified clinical laboratory. you. 3445 'A' E. Highland Ave., Highland 425-0877 Joy Barba," Student. The Chronicle, CSUSB, April 13,1992 Page 11 mm IhmJ

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the year kicked off right. basketball coach Gary Schwartz by John Andrews for his Reagan-like responses to Chronicle Sports Editor CHEERS to Suenram for hir allegations that he misused ex NURSING ing men's head basketball coach pense accounts. The athletic jump to Division Reggie Morris who overcame OPPORTUNITIES n competition this year has been some early season pitfalls to make CHEERS to Suenram for hirr anything but smooth. arun at theplayoffs. Morris' press ing Baseball coach Don Pamell WITH A BONUS New coaches, fired coaches,* ing, up-tempo style took the con- who is doing a credible job with a shady expense reports and ineligi fwence by surprise and kept his team generally lacking in Divi We have $5000 for bility of some key players has not Coyotes competitive with top sion II experience. nurses with BSNs who want help^ Athletic Director David CCAA opponents. to be a part of our health JEERS to Suenram for not Suenram and his staff ease the care team. We offer a JEERS to Suenram for his giving Pamell enough time to re program into an arena that has the competitive salary and potential to bring substantial noto handling of the disclosure of two cruit Three weeks is hardly enough benefits package along riety and revenue to CSUSB. ineligible basketball players in time to reinforce a team entering a Competing in the CCAA brings January. His cat and mouse game conference with four top-twenty with the pride and respect enough adversity without such in with the press left Coach Morris' teams. that come with being an Army officer. ternal strife. This Southern Cali hands tied and implicated players CHEERS to Softball coach fornia division regularly puts mul that were never ineligible. Check with your Army tiple schools in the nations top ten Sue Strain for keeping the Lady Nurse Representative to see of Division II teams in nearly ev Coyotes full of heart despite hav CHEERS to the Coyote men's if you qualify. Call: ery spcHt. basketball team for some gutsy ing only ten players. Here's a walk down the rocky play down the stretch. Consistantly CHEERS to Governor Wil l-SOO-USA-ARMY road so far- undersized, they used tough de son for approving the constmction fense and perimeter shooting to of a new gym. He obviously has CHEERS to Carlos Juarez and ccxnpete with conference Goliaths mixed feelings about CSUSB so the Coyote soccer team for bring like CS Bakersfield and UCR. lets Just hope his budget passes in ing a CCAA championship to June. CSUSB on its first try and getting JEERS to former womb's

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Cal State, San Bernardino's the Coyotes after the 1991 season, uct of the Bloomington Little for when Smith joined the team. "I've been pleasantly sur John Smith may have one of the he immediately began toassemble League system. He was always a Looking for someone to "just catch prised," said Pamell of Smith's more common names around. a team, with the recruiting season y&ry responsible pCTSon and he, the ball and throw it back to the offensive production. "Batting However, the catcher/designated already well underway. Pamell along with his entire family, has a pitchers," Smith iscurrently amcmg .333 is very respectable, but hit hitter/first baseman for the Coy didn't hesitate in calling his former great work ethic. the team leaders in batting average ting like that in the #4 and #5 spots otes has a very unique story. His is player, even though Smith had "1 knew he could be competi (.333), home mns (4), runs batted in the order is even more telling." been out of the game for a year. tive." in (16) and runs scored (14). He a tale of an eduction and baseball The resumption of Smith's career lost... and th^ rather unex also is handy with the leather, evi denced by a .984 fielding percent athletic and academic careers was pectedly found. epitomized at the first game. Smith is a 1987 graduate of "I've known (Smith) since he But Pamell may have gotten age. nearby Bloanington High School, was 14,"saidPamell. "He'saprod- much more than he was looking where he played under former BHS, and current CSUSB, head "UNDERAGE" coach Don Pamell. After fmishing continued from page 6 up at Bloomington, Smith attended San Bemaidino Valley College and society it is plain to see that this played two seasons for the Indians leeway of .05% is just and not in in 1989 and 1990. It was at that conflict with the21 year old drink juncture it appeared his baseball ing age. career, as well as his academic This standard allows drivers pursuits, had come to an end. under age 21 to live in our society According to Pamell, Smith without fear of being wrongfully began working in constmction just prosecuted for driving an automo to make a living when no foiu- bile after consuming a dose of year schools pursued him afto* his cough medicine, participating in a time at SBVC. Although he loved common religious ritual or having the game and wanted to get an a glass of wine with one's parents education, he just wasn't sure what on a special occasion. There are he wanted to do... that is, until situations and contexts where Pamell landed the CSUSB job. drinking by a perscm under 21 is When Pamell signed on with John Smith eyes a base hit. justified and socially acceptable.

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Madness Committed April Showers Winners course, a motorcar. Contestmts are March Madness ^ ed up to the given directions, an average speed to hype and the crowning glory has maintain and then sent on their way. taken place. Winners were crowned The object is to complete the course in basketball and hockey, and if you while maintaining the given average followed Rex Ports' advice, you speed, a task more di^icult than it broke even on your wagering. For a would appear. A car rallye, for those list of Winter 1992 "victors" send a concerned about liability, is not a SASE with $2 to...No, no, no. Just race! Rex Ports t-shirts for the win keep reading. ners! 20 Questions s Just Sink *Em sunk (0 (minus 16) by Carver W Q: Why are some teams allowed to M Rex Ports bet the farm on Carver have playo-s on their roster who do High in the Intramural "A" Hoops not attend CSUSB? final, and he now owns two beautiful A: The rule is clear; one must be a farms (not for long). Carver High, CSUSB studait to be eligible for I consisting of Ron Bettiga, Jeff intramurals. Teams which abuse this Brennan, Steve Guillen, Steve Kaye policy are drofjped from the pro w and Tim Watkins, notched the big "Rookies'proving thai practice makes perfect. gram. If you know something we one in the win column over Just Sink don't, please let us in on the secret! W 'em. I guess you could say that Coach Q: Why did the hockey champs get Ken Reeves' crew sunk a few more. are truly one of the greatest. t-shirts with a basketball coyote on Great game guys! the front? I 'Taters'and'Dingers' Mohammed Ali, Mike Jordan, Hank Aaron and You. A: It is too expensive to print a shirt I Muslims bow for each of our 30-h intramural events. and Donner and Blitzen The men's "sultan of swat" was Therefore, there is a different design The beginning of spring meant Tim Kramer.Tim stunned the crowd Sigma Chi schools each year, one that is often generic. that it was time to dust off the bats with an outstanding display of power The 1989-90 shirt, for example, had a Shiites in B Finais and get to swinging. This year's by belting 18 'round trippers'. Watch hockey stick/slap shot included in Home Run Derby was more exciting out Canseco, here comes Tim. (ed. Well,'"Mr. Two Farms" got the design. This year, we went with o than a Vin Scully play by play (ed. note - Say Tim, if you need someone 1 greedy and wanted three and is now the"Air Coyote" theme. Suggestions note - Isn't he the greatest?) with to work the big bucks contract, you back on our planet with only one for next year's design may be left at Anne Cordaro surviving a "sudden know where to find me). farm. Our money was laid down on P.E.111. death" playoff with Sue Strain to win the Shiite Muslims in the Intramural Q: Why are there not more events the women's division. Aime and Sue "B'TuialandtheMusUmsIosL Sigma KoyoteKarRailye for women? each had 16 "dingers" at the end of Chi, which rosters Kevin Arcaris, A: There will be when we find regulation, but Anne sent one more no spelling bee Jeff Christoffel, Bobby Henschel, enough women to participate. If you deep to win. An extra pat on the back The annual Koyote Kar Rallye is Aaron Johnson, Jeff Johnston, John have an idea or event in mind, call goes to Anne for becoming only the scheduled for Tuesday, April 28th at Jones, Scott Neudorff, Ed Riqius and 880-5235. 4 th recipient of the Blue M ax Award. 8;00p.m. Participants may signup at Steve Vasquez, took the Muslims to Q : Where does Rec Sports get the TheBlueMax goes to the competitor the start, which is in the East Serrano referees and scorekeepers? school (and to the hoop). Congrats to who chalks up a whopping 10 differ Village Parking lot. This event re A : The same place we get iwogram those wacky Sigma Chi-sters. ent intramural crowns. Anne, you quires a driver, a navigator and of participants. THIS BUD'S FOR Wtt Page 16 The Chronicles CSUSB. April 13,1992

headed a Coyote attack that led doubleheaders to Cal State succession: Cal State Hayward ments to detomine district repre Dominguez Hills, Cal State (ranked #4 in Division II nation- sentatives at the national champi Stanislaus by one stoke after the Sports Bakersfield, and Cal Poly SanLuis ^ly), Cal State Bak^field (#2), onships in South Carolina. first two rounds. Obispo the week of March 30 Sonoma State (#8 in the west), and Held at the £1 Rancho Verde Sondecker Hred an opening through April 3. Portland State (#9 in the west). and Arrowhead Country Clubs day 142 to lead the teumamentby Shorts The CSUSB women will try Golf March 30-31, the Coyotes came two strokes after 54 holes. Zapata to put an end to their seven game The CSUSB Golf team COT- within eight steokes of upsetting kept things on an even keel post Softball losing streak against some stiff tinues to be a "sleeper" success in p^ennial Division II power Cal ing a 73 in each of his three rounds. The Cal Sta^ Softball team competition in the Pepsi Cola its fu^t year of Division n compe State Stanislaus to take second Next up for the linksters is an continues to leam in the CCAA Spring Classic held April 10-12 at tition. place. interstate jaunt to the Wigwam school of hard knocks. Cal State Bakersfield. "Die Coyote linksters hosted Senior Brad Sondecker and Country Club in Phoenix for the The Lady Coyaes dropped They are scheduled to play in the first of threequalifying tourna sophomore Rich Zapata spear Grand Canyon Invitational

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