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Friday, March 1,1996 Bowling Green, Ohio Volume 82, Issue 92

The News' Spirit Briefs Day will Sup erf an plans to stick around Paul Markofl NBA Scores The BC News Orlando U4 continue He has not missed a Falcon New Jersey 98 home football or hockey game in four years. Each game he decks out in brown and orange. Indiana 94 at BGSU Your first guess would nat- Golden State 85 Jay Young urally be Freddie Falcon. The BC News Wrong. OK, so it must be a cheerleader or a member of Sic Qeveland 95 The Building Community Task Sic Milwaukee 86 Force has decided to continue the Wrong on both counts. tradition it started last week with If you guessed senior history Spirit Day. major Nathan Boyle, you are Houston 109 Sandra MacNevin, special as- correct. Philadelphia 95 sistant to the president, said the Boyle can be found in the final Friday of every month will first row during all home be a Spirit Day with some kind of hockey and football games, and San Antonio 120 planned activity. Since the next most of the men's and women's Toronto 95 one is planned during spring basketball games as well. He break, she said a smaller event also attends volleyball, base- will be planned. ball and other athletic events. NHL Scores "We don't want to lose the mo- Boyle grew up in the Toledo mentum on the tradition so we area attending Bowsher High Washington 2 want to do something," MacNe- School, but was never inter- Florida 2 vin said. "The last Friday of ested in sports during those every month is our tradition, but years. "I was really never in- as far as activities, we're really terested In sports until I got to Detroit 5 open." Bowling Green," Boyle said. "I N.Y. Islanders 1 University President Sidney was probably an anti-sports fan Ribeau said it is important to before I got here." build the tradition of Spirit Day. It was not until the 1991 Cali- Chicago 4 "I think It's very important, fornia Raisin Bowl that he be- Colorado 3 based on the comments people came Interested in athletics. made," Ribeau said. "They were Bowling Green was playing asking me, 'When's the next one, Fresno State in the bowl game The Link hires new when's the next one?" and Boyle began watching The president said those who since he had been accepted to therapist Bowling Green. The Link recently hired a attended the first campus-wide new therapist who will be- Spirit Day last week expect the . "It was the "91 Raisin Bowl gin March 1. Kathy Stenfors event to continue. which made me a fan of Falcon will provide individual and "There's a ground swell of athletics," Boyle said. "Erik group therapy to victims of support for Spirit Days. I think White let fly with a 51-yard crime. it's going to require us to do it," bomb to Mark Szlachlc In the Stefors will oversee the Ribeau said. end zone, and that pretty much Therapeutic Intervention MacNevin said there will be hooked me." Project, a pilot project to When asked who he repects offer counseling services to Spirt Days during the summer. persons victimized by a "We'll keep them going in sports and feels Is a good crime. through the summer for the peo- role model, Boyle looked no Anyone who has been a . ple who are here on campus," further than Bowling Green victim of a crime and is in- MacNevin said. "It will be more alumnus - and current mem- terested in receiving coun- low key in the summer because ber of the Cleveland Indians - seling can call The Link at the whole community won't be Orel Hershlser. 352-5387. here. We will do It every last Fri- "You have to love Orel Her- day of the month, but there will shlser," Boyle said. "He's Cultural Studies be some more low key because of someone who has made a huge Hide 111 Kobayuhl/Tlw BC N« wi conference contin- the population." Impact on sports, and you Nathan Boyle, senior history major, can be found in the first row during all borne hockey and foot- She said the next major event probably won't find a cleaner ball games, and most of the men's and women's basketball games. Boyle, also known as Superfan, ues will take place in April. MacNe- athlete in all of sports." also attends volleyball, baseball and other athletic events. The second annual Grad- vin said the committee is cur- Boyle Is often referred to as uate Student Conference in rently looking for an area to have " No. 1" by concession ists at perform more Important du- clude making presentations to who return to the University. Cultural Studies will con- the arena, or "Superfan" or tinue today and Saturday at abarbeque ties. the Alumni Board of Trustees, Boyle is also an adviser for the University Union. MacNevin said anyone with a just "the Fan" by family and Boyle Is the president of the maintaining the 16 programs the Junior Acheivement Or- There will be paper pre- Spirit Day idea can contact any friends, but prior to the game Undergraduate Alumni Asso- the association sponsors, and sentations and discussions member of the Building Commu- Boyle must switch identities to ciation. His responsibilities in- organizing visits for alumni See SUPERFAN, today and Saturday. nity Task Force. For more information, stop by the American Cul- ture Studies office in 211 Moseley Hall. AIDS Quilt display ends after two-hour ceremony Defense attorney makes plea in Men- Additional panels added in Thursday dedication endez case LOS ANGELES-A de- Jay Young think that's positive," Ribeau vice president for Student Af- University community budgets fense attorney made a per- The BC News said. "It takes the sting out of fairs, served as the chairwoman sonal plea In her closing ar- death to see people young and to bring the quilt to the Universi- $14,000 for Names Project gument for accused killer A group of individuals from old, from different backgrounds, ty. She said she was very pleased Erik Menendez, saying it Northwest Ohio made their addi- come together to support their with the number of people who Jay Young .donations were made by would be "the ultimate tion to the AIDS Quilt Thursday fellow human beings. It gives you tragedy of my life If I lose came to view the quilt. The BG News groups and organizations this case... it will be so un- night In the Lenhardt Grand hope." across the campus and county. just." Ballroom. The dedications were Heath Shelton, senior music People volunteering their Stewart said any money left part of the closing ceremony of major, said the display taught "I pledge our support time and a budget of $14,000 in the budget will be given to the display of the quilt. him a lesson about life. to create the best and brought the AIDS Quilt to David's House, an AIDS ser- The two-hour ceremony in- "I saw the AIDS Quilt on Bowling Green this week. vice organization located in Quote of cluded words from members giv- Wednesday and was really intri- the brightest young Tonia Stewart, associate to Toledo. ing panels to be added to the. gued with what I saw. It was real- graduates, so that the vice president for Student "Whatever we have left over the day quilt, along with a short speech ly thought-provoking for me," Affairs, said the majority of we're going to be sending to "I think they're good from University President Sid- Shelton said. "It was a reality somewhere, someone the budget was used to trans- David's House," Stewart said. ney Ribeau. in theory, but in all check for me, a real eye opener." will be able to do port the quilt "I would Imagine out of those "I pledge our support to create Patrick Lombard!, quilt display practicality, I don't "The bulk of that was bring- donations that we collected In the best and the brightest young coordinator, told the audience he something to try and ing the quilt here, the shipping the last day and a half, and think it does any graduates, so that somewhere, enjoyed bringing the section of put this all to rest." and the insurance," Stewart what we have left over, I'm good." someone will be able to do some- the quilt to the University. said. "We were also very for- hoping that we can give them -CtiffHosack, thing to try and put this all to "I cannot tell you how wonder- President Sidney Ribeau tunate that people donated about $1,500." senior history and rest," Ribeau told the audience. ful It has been to work with this kind gifts." Patrick Lombardi, quilt dis- political science Ribeau said he was very proud community," Lombard! said. "It "I'm ecstatic about the number Stewart said the University play coordinator, said mer- of the University community. Is my responsibility to take these Union donated food and many major, talking of people that showed up and chandise sold at the doors of "I'm saddened because of the panels back to San Francisco, volunteered, .and the amount of Individuals donated time. A the ballroom will go to the about teacher reality of HIV, but I'm also en- where they will be sewn Into the money we raised," Stewart said. total of 13 areas of the Univer- Names Project. evaluations couraged because I see people quilt and forever used as an edu- "This was community. I've met sity donated over $500 to make coming out to support other hu- cational tool around the world." people I'll probably never see the display possible Smaller SM PROJECT, man beings who are in need. I Tonia Stewart, associate to the again." Colored Ink Opinion page two Friday, March 1,1996 E.A.R. to the Hold on to both crusts while you can

"Forget the cup, pour it right in whether or not you really want an "What!?!" the wealthy man ex- my hand for a dime," I said beg- admission into a world where claims. "You're just a bum. I Ground... ging the barkeep and borrowing people dont talk, they "inter- slave away at the office five days liberally from the classic Ameri- face," folks cant work, they're a week. On the weekends, I'm A^fcnder who the biggest winner in the Republican can film, I'm Gonna Get You "task oriented" and no one has busy with work, and I've got a V "presidential primaries are? We'll give you a hint - Sucka. lunch with friends, instead they family. I've got to make house his initials are B.C., his nickname is Bubba and his wife Like most college kids and all "network." payments. Car payments are due • is a really scary woman. liberal arts majors, I'm poor - A I just dont know if I'd be I have obligations! Besides, you • *• fact that was driven home to me happy with the typical American look like that skinny columnist the other day as I attempted to Dream. I wonder if I could get who writes forThe News. No way Anyone notice that parts of Manville were blocked off extract money from the Union's goo-goo over a white picket I'm gonna trade you five for for several days this week? We don't know about you, but ancient ATM machine. Bubbalicious. Makes for a lovely fence, lust after a lawn tractor two." we had a flashback to Thurstin Avenue, last semester. "What type of transaction do dessert." and yuck it up over the latest ep- Undaunted, the bum continues, We thought we'd recovered from the pain that the you wish?" the machine money "Sounds like a hot time, real- isode of Home Improvement. "I don't owe anyone anything, Thurstin incompetence caused. We were wrong. It's go- boy electronically inquired. ly," she said. "But I think I'm "By Golly, when that tool man and no one owns my time. I work ing to take a lot of healing before the scars of Thurstin "Withdraw," I typed. watching C-Span tonight with my blew up that dishwasher, whooo- when I want to, and that's usually Avenue go away. The machine whirled. The cur- roommates. Ever seen the ee honey," I'd say. no more than two days a week. sor blinked. My mouth cried, British Parliament? Oooh, it's a "Oh, Joe, you know I don't The way I see it, you're already • ** "Big Money, no whammies, no hoot." think the kids should watch this trading five for two. You give up On Thursday, the major broadcast networks an- whammies." "Uh, huh," I mumbled, now program," the wife would say. the majority of your life, at least nounced that, starting next year, they would be setting Transaction denied. Cartoon without a girlfriend or a dollar. "But look dear, next week five days each week, to get two up a voluntary rating system for all of their TV shows figures moon-walked across my "Dont worry," I tried to fool Tim's gonna staple his foot to the days of happiness. Besides, I'm that is somewhat like the ratings movies get (G, PG, R, bank account. myself. Pretty soon you'll be in floor," I'd rebut. "Will he ever much better looking than that NC-17). E.A.R. is a little bit worried about this. Could this Desperate, I attempted a bal- the real world, making a real sal- stop?" Peiffer kid." rating system hurt the good shows that would be rated R, ance inquiry. ary and you won't have to feign a A friend of mine described this The bum's right. He would be like The X-Files and NYPD Blue? It's possible. If this The answer One dollar and foriegn accent to tell the feeling with the following little much better looking than me. twelve cents. MasterCard company that, "Ah, parable. And most of us eventually will system is adopted we'd like to propose a rating of BS for No, Joo Fie-fur, he no live here. trade the freedom of five to the shows like The Single Guy, Caroline in the City and That's when it really hit me - There's this bum, and all day My God, I have less money than You have wrong number. Go he rides around on the mass tran- security of two. It's the way of Touched by an Angel. * * * the "Elect Alan Keyes" campaign away." sit. Today he happens to be riding the land. I guess the point is to There are rumors that Swampy, Weekend Reality's war-chest. I'm in trouble. My But what if that job doesn't the bus round and round the have as much fun as you can be- staff mascot, wrote Primary Colors, the new bestselling shoulders slumped. My eyes come? downtown. So the bus tools fore you have to be a bum to con- book that no one has taken credit for writing. While it's watered. My girlfriend canceled In three short months, I'll be around the big city for awhile, tinue. I'm gonna try to put it off true that Swampy was in Washington for much of last our dates. Jumping from the college plane and it's only a matter of time be- for as long as possible. year we dont put much stock in the rumor. Swampy's "I was wondering if you'd like down to the mythical land pun- fore the driver pulls to the curb In the meantime, drop me a writings in the past have always tended towards epic to join me tonight at my place. I'- dits and parents call the "real and picks up a well-to-do man in a line. I just cashed my BG poems about former University President Paul Olscamp ve found two pot pies at the back world." And the only parachute I business suit. Newscheck, and there's plentyof and his love of llamas. of the freezer - they're the kind have to break the fall Is a degree The bus Is crowded, and the pot pies in the freezer - the kind with crust on the bottom and the in interpersonal communica- wealthy man takes his seat next with crust on both the bottom and *** top," I tried. tions. It's scary once you realize to the bum. Much to the man's the top. Anyone see last week's episode of the X-Files? The "Um, I dont know," she re- that a diploma might not be the chagrin, the bum begins to speak. Joe Pie-fur is the Friday col- villain was a guy named Modell who lived in the Balti- plied. magic talisman that automatical- "I got a deal for you," the bum umnist for The BG News. Ques- more area, manipulated people and killed them. The "Hey, don't make up your mind ly equals an entry into the cor- says. "I've got two dollars here. tions, comments and concerns final scene, where Agent Mulder blew Modell away was Just yet," I pressed on. "If we're porate world. Howzabout I trade you two dol- can be sent to jpei- a truly satisfying and cathartic moment for people all lucky UDF will still have their It gets even more frightening lars for one of your shiney new [email protected]. He would over Ohio. It's nice to know there are some Hollywood two-for-one deal on banana-berry when you begin to examine five dollar bills." like to thank Val's friends. bigshots who like the Browns. The BG News "A Commitment to Excellence" aim _ Dawn Keller Jay Young Managing editor News editor Jim Barker Amy Johnson Associate editor Ciry editor Joe Peiffer Scott Brown Opinion editor Sports editor Joe Boyle Stephani Miskawi Weekend Reality editor Photo editor

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Penny Brown Stefoni Bavin Copy editor Copy editor Juli Palmer Olivia Inkrott Copy editor Copy editor Tania Runyan Amy Black Copy editor Copy editor Darren Liderbach Penny Brown Copy editor Editorial writer veloped as a requirement for Gaffney should clinical practice. Students prac- tice skills on each other before do more research they are allowed to practice on Leah Barnum Michelle Bracken patients. It is a protection for the Colleen Casey Alianna Dias The purposes of this communi- patient-and enables the students Ed Dowling cation are to express my pro- to develop proficiency. Mr. Brian Gallatin found disappointment with a Gaffney's references to Instruc- Chad Gamby Matt Gannon piece entitled "Touch Here for dents must complete. At the very dignity during class. In fact, each tion in palpation and therapeutic Teresa Krieg Cathy Raidl Extra Credit" and to provide least, he owes these students an year a service is held to honor, massage as "mandatory butt Kevin Rathge Ed Reed clarification for your readers. apology. pay respect and give thanks to touching" and "butt rubbing" are Jessica Wherry Carla Zvosec The author, Dan Gaffney, ap- To dismiss the study of ana- the noble Individuals who do- insensitive, inappropriate, crude pears misinformed, biased and tomy as "WRONG" reveals a se- nated their remains to educate and offensive. draws erroneous conclusions rious lack of objectivity and an health professionals. It is an im- Copyright© 19% by The BG News. Reprinting of based upon his failure to ade- unwillingness to gather data. By portant event on the MCO cam- I assume Mr. Gaffney is at- any material in this publication whitout the permission of tending Bowling Green State The BCi News is strictly prohibited. quately research his topic. His describing anatomy as "cutting pus and one taken very seriously. The Bfi News is an independent student voice conclusions appear to be based up dead people Into tiny little Perhaps what distressed me University to learn and expand founded in 1920 and is published daily during the academic upon his interpretations of a con- pieces, all in the so-called name most Is Mr. Gaffney's lack of at- his horizons. I encourage him to year and Wednesday's in the summer. versation with one Individual. of 'science,"' Mr. Gaffney trivial- tention to accuracy, before he ar- objectively explore subjects, Opinions expressed herein are noi necessarily those The misinterpretations, half- izes the essential requirement of rogantly judges and condemns a think about them and become of the student body, faculty or University administration. truths and speculations con- health professionals to study the group of fellow students who are educated. I also encourage him to Opinions expressed in columns, cartoons and letters are not tained within his article suggest human body. Apparently, Mr. working toward a profession to become aware of his prejudices necessarily those of The BG News. a piece of investigative reporting Gaffney is unaware that physical help Improve the human condi- and strive to become an unbiased Letters intended for publication must be 200-300 generally reserved for the pub- therapy students are required to tion. Physical therapists are es- individual. As he becomes more words long, typed and include the writer's name, phone lications found at the check-out take anatomy in order to know sential contributors to health knowledgeable and wiser, ulti- number and University affiliation, if any. The BG News aisle in most supermarkets. the structure and function of the care and are in very high de- mately he will become cognizant reserves the right to edit any and all letters. of his responsibility to'society to The lit i News encourages its readers to notify the Mr. Gaffney has Insulted, if not human body. This knowledge mand. The faculty, students and paper of any errors in stories or photograph descriptions. slandered, a group of the aca- provides a foundation for learin- staff work very hard to graduate be accurate and unbiased as a demically talented, hardest ing the art and science of clinica- competent, caring and ethical journalist and as a citizen. working and dedicated students lly therapeutic procedures to al- physical therapists. Evidently, 210 West Hall at Bowling Green: the physical leviate pain, restore dignity and Mr. Gaffney knows very little Bowling Green State University therapy majors. His lack of enhance function. The students about the physical therapy Bowling Green , OH 43403-0726 knowledge of the physical thera- do dissect cadavers in anatomy profession. Physical therapists Christopher E. Bork, Ph.D bgnews @ bgnet.bgsu.edu py profession is exceeded only lab and the readers may be Inter- gather data with their eyes, their I; by his denigration of the rigorous ested to know that the cadavers ears and their bands. Therefore, Dean School of Allied Health professional curriculum the stu- must be treated with respect and skills In palpation must be de- Medical College of Ohio Campus Friday, March 1,1996 page three Evaluations can impact instructors' future Chairman, deans describe effects of questionnaires Students say appraisals not taken seriously t Oarla Wamock "They can look at their as-! The type of action taken by the The BC News signments and talk with them University is dependent on if the fect they have on the teacher. does any good." about how to change those evalu- Oarla Wamock faculty member is tenured or The BC News Kelly Perrault, Junior physi- He said he believes the eval- Teacher evaluations, filled out ations," Cranny said. not, as well as the seriousness of cal education major, said the uations should be taken seri- by students each semester, can According to Les Sternberg, the problem. "It will certainly be Some students said they be- teacher does not seem to be af- ously by students and have create an impact on the positions dean of Education and Allied reflected in their evaluation and lieve they do not really have an fected by the results of the more of an impact on faculty. and pay of faculty members, ac- Professions, much of the action pay raise," Sternberg said. "If impact on the status of their evaluations. "I think they should be used cording to a few University ad- taken concerning the evaluations they are on probationary track, it teacher through evaluations. "I don't think it really affects as an overall measurement for. ministrators. Is up to the department leader. will certainly affect their evalua- Brad Holzinger, sophomore the teacher," Perrault said. "I teaching ability," Hosack said. Joe Cranny, dean of Arts and "A lot of it depends on the de- tion." business major, said he does just put down what they want "They cant be based on just a Sciences, said the questionnaires partment chair," Sternberg said. not believe the teachers take me to say anyway." semester or a year." are used by department chair- "The faculty are reprised over If a non-tenured faculty mem- ber gets a bad evaluation, it could the evaluations as seriously as Cliff Hosack, a senior history Todd Kelman, a telecommu- persons in decisions made about what the students say." and political science major, be a detenninent for tenure, they should. mications major, said the annual merit evaluations and Donald Nieman, History De- 'I dont know how seriously said the evaluations do little in majority of students do not Cranny said. If a tenured mem- tenure. partment chairman, said he is re- they take them," Holzinger terms of helping the teachers take the questionnaires seri- "It Is part of the evidence sponsible for making the final ber receives the same type of e- valuation, It would be reflected in said. "I'd like to know the ra- to improve. Although he does ously because it does not used," Cranny said. "They are decision about the teacher evalu- mifications they have." change the status of the teach- required to have them." ations. He said merit evaluations their pay. not think they should be dis- According to Holzinger, the continued, he said he does be- er or affect the way they teach After the evaluations are filled are determined by more than just "They probably would get a evaluations would be taken lieve more shculd be done to In the future. "I think the only out by students, they are sealed student-based teacher evalua- more sincerely on behalf of the help the teachers to learn the reason everyone fills them out- tions. smaller raise," Cranny said. "It's and taken away to be statistically students if the teachers took most from their students. Is so they can leave," Kelman analyzed. Faculty may read the probably going to affect their "The process Is a little more pay." them seriously as well. He said "I think they are good In said. "Everyone rushes to get questionnaires after the semes- complicated than the evaluations students should be told where ter is complete. theory," Hosack said. "But In that the students are given," the evaluations go and what ef- all practicality, I dont think it See STUDENTS, page four. "The instructor is not to see He said most of the action is Nieman said. "But student evalu- taken by department chairper- them again until after grades ations are very important." have been turned in," Cranny sons in terms of promotions and pay raises. Chairpersons are re- gestions to people who are Just and possibly a raise In pay. because student evaluations can said. "Then a number of things He said the evaluations are starting their careers," Nieman often be biased. can happen." sponsible for helping the teacher It helps a good teacher to be- given to him each semester and ■aid. "It's one of the things we're "Sometimes it will reflect the If the teacher receives a bad e- then are reviewed by a commit- to improve. Nieman said the come even better, Sternberg evaluations allow faculty to be- concerned about." popularity of a teacher and over- valuation from students, the de- tee appointed to review annual said. "It is used for improve- look a teacher who is a very good partment chairperson is respon- merit awards. Decisions are come aware of areas in which ment" they can improve. When good reviews are given teacher without the pizazz," sible for aiding the teacher in made based on direct obser- by students, faculty will receive Nieman said it is challenging to Nieman said. "Quality in teach- improving, according to Cranny. vation and questionnaires. "It allows us to make up sug- a positive evaluation for tenure find out how good a teacher is ers Is very difficult to measure." Profs call indecency clause unconstitutional BGSU's Gospel

Dawn Keller decided the FCC could limit in- possible. "The bill would punish peo- The BC News decency on the radio because "Instead of making indecent ple for writing letters that Choir to perform of the availability to children," material illegal 24 hours a day, would be clearly legal In news- While the 1996 telecommuni- he said. "If the internet is as we should try to use technology papers and magazines," he Dawn Keller Gospel Choir, said the students cations bill must follow present available to children, it can be to block out stuff from kids," said. The BC News are working for others not them- obscenity laws, part of it will regulated." Shields said. "If it's 24 hours a He also said that to restrict selves. still be found unconstitutional, Hale called the FCC defini- day, we'll need to have surveil- talk about abortion Is wrong. The University's Gospel Choir "This is a student-funded or- according to two University tion of indecency vague, but lance to make sure." will present its first benefit con- ganization that, instead of just professors. said the internet is a form of "It's clearly unconstitu- cert March 2 at 6 p.m. in the Len- taking [General Fee] money and 'The internet has to have the communication and will most Shields said he is concerned tional," he said. "That will be hart Grand Ballroom. doing things for themselves, is same regulations as television likely be made to fit the law. about the level of surveillance overturned." The University of Toledo Gos- actually working for someone and radio," said Dennis Hale, Peter Shields, assistant that would take place if the bill pel Choir and Baldwin Wallace else, and giving money to journalism professor. "The in- professor of telecommunica- is found to be constitutional. Shields said he has very good Gospel Choir will also sing at the someone else," she said. ternet is not the "wild west' of tions, agreed that indecency reason to believe the Indecency concert the communications world. can be regulated, but said it "In order to catch someone, clause of the biU will be The proceeds of this year's There has to be some re- cannot be banned you have to monitor," he said. deemed unconstitutional. concert will go to David's House strictions." "The courts have said adults "We have to ask ourselves If in Toledo; however, each year the Hale said precedents show have the right to indecent ma- we want to be monitored all of "The court has the obligation choir will perform for a different there will be regulations. terial," Shields said. "It can be the time." to children, but it has overtur- charity. "In the case of FCC vs. Paci- regulated, but we should use Hale said part of the bill goes ned the 24-hour ban twice and The Gospel Choir decided to fica in 1978, the Supreme Court the least restrictive methods too far. might do it again," he said. donate the proceeds to David's House because it was timely, ac- cording to Jejuana Brown, presi- When Old Man Winter Is dent of the Gospel Choir. Knocking At Your Door And "We're doing it right after the The Chill Runs Through Your WFAL DJ s broadcast at Hall of Fame AIDS Quilt so it will be on peo- Body ple's minds," Brown said. ARBORS OF BOWLING Dawn Keller WFAL, according to Joe Peiffer, "People take AIDS for grant- GREEN The BC News WFAL general manager. "The "I want to go there and represent the station ed," Brown said. "Until you do Can Add A Lot Of Sunshine Olaf and Party Steve Show is the research about AIDS, you To Your Life I The Olaf and Party Steve Radio quite simply fantastic," Peiffer well. I also want to have a good time. My don't know how much people Show from WFAL will broadcast said. "They've taken an idea for a main goal is not to break anything." need help. live from the Cleveland Rock and radio show and made it a reality." Olaf "We wanted to be more com- Roll Hall of Fame today from 4 However, Party Steve added WFAL disc jockey munity-service oriented. This is to 6 p.m. the show won't be like their regu- our way of saying we do want to Party Steve said WFAL was lar format because they won't help." asked to broadcast live because it have access to phones. able to use phones. "I want to go there and repre- Brown said the Choir wants to was selected as one of the top col- "Radio Shack is sponsoring us. "We wont be able to do any sent the station well," he said "I show the community that it is and they won't give us access to lege radio stations in the nation crazy antics," he said. "It will be also want to have a good time. My taking steps to create in- Warm up to These last fall. their cellular phones," he said. a mellowed-out version of our main goal is not to break any- volvement Brand New Features: "We wont be able to harass peo- Olaf and Party Steve were se- show." thing." "We want to establish a firm • Beautiful New, Fully lected to represent WFAL be- ple there like we do here." Olaf said he wanted to do The show will be broadcast basis for community service," through WFAL, at 680 AM and Equipped Kitchen With cause they are representative of Olaf said he was also disap- several things while at the Hall she said Dishwasher some of the fine disc Jockeys at pointed that they wouldn't be of Fame. Cable Channel SO. Bonita Sanders, adviser of the • Washer & Dryer Hook- PROJECT ups

Continued from page one. dise and they could keep the "We're selling out of merchan- House. "I haven't even thought of it • Decorative Mini Blinds profits from the merchandise dise," Lombardi said. "Which is Angus Gray, David's House that way. I guess we do have do- "The money that we raise for that they sold. Once the display unfortunate because we're miss- coordinator, said she hasn't con- nation envelopes available," • New Central Air merchandise sales, the money opened they lost that privilege ing an opportunity. It's important sidered the donations involved in Gray said. "Our primary goal is Conditioning goes to the Names Project to help and we, the foundation, assumes because it is one of the few ways the project. education and awareness." keep the foundation afloat. That's It. And now it's our opportunity to we can fund ourselves." • Economical Gas Heating our opportunity to make money," raise money for the foundation." Lombardi said the foundation & Cooking Lombardi said. "Prior to the Lombardi said merchandise will raise about $7,000 in mer- opening of the display, the host sales went very well during the chandise sold and about $2,500 •Garage With Opener committee could sell merchan- week the quilt was on display. will be collected for David's Available Walk To Everything 1 BR Ranch Home 2 BR Ranch Home SUPERFAN * 109 North Main #H 2 BR Town Home 3 BR Town Home^ Continued from page one. would pursue cheerleading or Sic' freshman year, so I probably * 114 South Main Sic. Boyle never thought of wasn't recognized," Boyle said •117 North Main ganization, an organization which either option, and now enjoys the "I don't regret it. Frankly, I enjoy * 134 North Main advises high school students. He freedom of a fan. being on the sidelines more than •311 South Main #A is also a card-carrying member "I wasnt high profile my I would anywhere else." * 128 West Wooster of the Falcon Club. * 134 East Wooster #B Due to his busy schedule, Boyle has not had the opportuni- ty to enjoy intramurals here at I Bowling Green. ■44 itauritTnTaeto ■Typically, I'm too busy at- mm I NEWIPVE tending one sport or another, and A£~y/2>A&f/W Arbors of'BowGng Qrun I haven't been able to fit intra- I Rentals murals into my schedule," Boyle 353-PAPA 360 Colony Lane i I 328 S. Main Bowling Green stated. 826 S. Main St. With the amount of time and I (Our Only Office) (Adjacent to Wal-Mart, oft S. Main i :C« St.) effort Boyle puts into each ath- **. i m»>m Open Sun-Wad 11am- 1am Jfltf #1 352-5620 ■ Ouf fiffordu letic event, one might imagine he Thurs Sal 11 am-3am V* L_ 553-9611 page four Friday, March 1,1996

United Way penny I'm suing drive is underway Maureen Barry The BG News "Outside businesses Organizations all over campus will make up are collecting pennies for the one-fourth of the third annual United Way penny drive. amount collected." The penny drive, which began Feb. 26 and continues until March 8, is being "spearheaded" William Ranney by the University Ambassadors, chairman for the penny drive said Nadine Musser, the Wood County Area Director for the United Way. lyeyes, a trophy and their name She said the proceeds will and picture printed in The BG benefit the Wood County United News, according to Ranney. Way and the money will be di- Every organization reaching vided to support 76 local agen- the 2,000 penny goal will receive cies. a certificate of recognition and William Ranney, the chairman their name in The BC News. for the penny drive, said last Ranney said the United Way year's collection amounted to encourages individual contribu- 70,000 pennies. tions, which can be dropped off He said this year's goal is to in the Union foyer by March 8 or collect 100,000 pennies, with on the collection deadline on the each campus organization partic- first floor of the Education Build- ipating aiming to collect 2,000 ing. pennies. Ranney added that the highest "Outside businesses will make Robert Stamp, 25, of Columbus, who has muscular dystrophy and manager at the restaurant cited a "no pets" rule and made him contributor will receive a pizza up one-fourth of the amount col- Is confined to a wheelchair, filed a suit against Frisch'i because a and his dog leave. party sponsored by Campus Pol- lected," Ranney said. PUCO approves plan for industrial electricity

Brandon Wray Industries can contract right The BG News Large businesses can get power from outside companies now with the outside power com- panies. The power companies are The Public Utilities Commis- avoid a plant shutdown. In- These industries receive a dis- that industry can call its second- providing customers with a pleased with the outcome of the sion of Ohio approved a plan to dustries will be able to contract count rate in exchange for allow- ary power source to get their e- choice. The committee is work- PUCO plan, according to Lee allow large industries to buy with any of the eight electric ing their power to possibly be lectricity," Kimmins said."The ing on how to give more options Veroskl, deputy media director their electricity from companies companies in Ohio, as well as shut off. idea behind this Is to give cus- to households and small busi- for PUCO. outside their normal service companies outside Ohio and Into Companies that have interrup- tomers more of a choice In where nesses." "The plan is supported by all area. Canada. table contracts are the only ones they get their power from." One potential way households interested parties," Veroski This plan would give com- An interruptable contract that would be affected by this "Last year PUCO formed four and small businesses could bene- said."In the extended future, panies that have interruptable means the local electric company plan, according to Dick Kimmins, committees to come up with fit Is by conjunctive billing. A households and small businesses contracts and use more than has the right to shut off power to media director for PUCO. ideas on how to give customers group of households in a subdiv- will be able to choose who they 100,000 kilowatts of power a an industry in order to save "When the local electric com- more of a choice on who they get ision or neighborhood could or- get their regular power from, but month the option of getting their power for individual customers pany calls to notify the industry their electricity from," Kimmins ganize to get large volume dis- right now that choice isn't feasi- power from another source to during peak demand times. that the power will be shut off. said. "This is the first step in count and receive one bill. ble." STUDENTS Continued from page three. time was not considered. "You should put in the time Department to hire more officers done so they can leave early.'* and effort that they need," Kelman said he believes the Kelman said. Natalie Miller because of a levy to add more consists of multiple choice ques- Ash said. Pre-requisites consist evaluations should be given at Adam Lamarre, sophomore The BG News officers. tions to test comprehension of two years of college or equiva- the beginning of class so that physical education major, said The application process will skills. lent credits. The applicant has to time will not be a factor in eva- some-times the evaluations can The Bowling Green police de- begin In May with testing and be 21 years of age. luating the teacher. Ha said be biased based on personality, partment will hire five new offi- screening procedures. According to Kershner and teachers would get more hon- hard material or boring lec- cers in May. Two positions are Chief Galen Ash, the University According to Kershner, many The physical agility test will be est and thoughtful answers if tures. vacant and three are additional psychology department adminis- past applicants have been from one of the factors weighed. It is a ters the psychological tests de- Toledo and the areas surround- timed obstacle course involving signed specifically for the police ing Bowling Green rather than tit**!* r climbing a six-foot fence and department. from the University. carrying a life-sized dummy. You don't need to have a lot of cents to get your A background check elim- "We want to build a better dollars worth at ComeataTaco! "The [physical agility] test is a inates many applicants. Em- image of police, starting with the realistic scenario of what you'll ployers, professors and peers are younger generation," Officer do on your job," said Recruiting Interviewed for recom- Kershner said. Call 353-Taco Officer Dawn Kershner. mendations. "The key to continuing to do *Or dor en IT) on dog and Tuo/doy ond got Given by the Civil Service "Requirements give us a real this job every day is desire," romo/koblo dool/ delivered to gour door. Commission, the written test choice in selecting applicants," Kershner said.

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I found weeds! Florida judge jails ii i Bailey for contempt Ml Ron Word 400,000 shares in Biochem The Associated Press Pharma, a Canadian company, from Credit Suisse. OCALA, Fla. - A judge today "I've been working day and ordered F. Lee Bailey to Jail for night," Bailey testified. contempt of court, turning down Assistant U.S. Attorney David I the attorney's request for more McGee argued Wednesday that | time to turn over millions of dol- Bailey should be sent to jail until lars in cash and stock to the he produces the stock, the cash, government. and documents. Bailey was ordered to surren- "His actions demonstrate an der Friday morning to serve out a affront to this court, ... a disre- six-month contempt of court sen- gard to this court's orders," tence, unless he meets three sti- McGee told Paul. | pulations laid out by the judge. Bailey, 62, contends the cash Bailey's legal woes stem from and stock are his, payment from $3 million in cash and $18.7 mil- a drug-trafficking former client I lion in stock he claims a former Prosecutors say he was supposed client gave him for legal fees in a to take only fees and expenses drug-trafficking case. The while holding the booty for the government wants Bailey to give government. back that money and stock. Bailey attorney Roger Zuck- Bailey's lawyers have said he erman argued that legal and lan- can't get the stock transferred by guage difficulties with Swiss U.S. District Judge Maurice banks would keep Bailey from Paul's deadline, which was today. meeting today's deadline. He had asked Paul for three Zuckerman said Bailey, who more weeks to get the cash and had been tied up in a trial in New stock. York, did not have enough time to Bailey, who was not in court liquidate his businesses and se- today, could avoid being jailed if ' cure the stock release. Some he pays the government $700,000 , 164,000 shares, worth about $7.5 and pays off a $2.3 million lien I million, were in the process of against the Biochem Pharma | being transferred. The remain- Inc., stock currently held at a ing shares are being held up until Swiss bank. In addition. Bailey Bailey pays the lien. must return the stock and pro- "The government is going to vide documents detailing all ' come out of this with a lot of transactions dealing with it. money ... and the respondent Bailey's lawyer said an appeal ' (Bailey) is going to come out of would be filed. this with a lot of heartaches," Bailey - whose clients have in- Zuckerman said. cluded the Boston Strangler, Dr. Bailey had offered to pledge all Sam Sheppard, Patty Hearst and I of his assets - including his OJ. Simpson - testified he was luxury airplane and boat sales still trying to come up with the business and his home - as col- money and secure the transfer of lateral for the $3 million cash

A three-year old work* to pull weed* out of her mother* »ew with weed*. flower garden. However, she'* letting *ome of the flowers along Marine faces four counts of murder Dam Calvo for his life, two childhood friends vestigation and could be sen- trial, authorities said the Marine The Associated Press testified in military court. tenced to life in prison if convict- sped from the accident scene Cpl. Francisco Javier Lopez, ed. toward the border in his red EL CENTRO. Calif. - After 21, is accused of killing four chil- Lopez has been confined to the pickup truck with 12 Mexican slamming his car into a group of dren while driving drunk on a brig at Camp Pendleton since police cars in pursuit. Mexican children, a Marine sped street in Mexicali, Mexico, on Jan. 2. He made it through the check- back across the border to the Dec. 30. He faces four counts of On the first day of a hearing to United States because he feared murder and impeding the in- determine If Lopez should stand See MARINE, page six.

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What's hoppening? Researchers discover how AIDS virus penetrates cervix

The Associated Press nism the fatal virus uses to get penetrate different immune inside the body, Fauci said. cells, known as Langerhans' WASHINGTON - Researchers There are different subtypes cells, that line the vagina. have discovered how a strain of of HIV. One version, HIV-le, is The HIV-le, from heterosexual the AIDS virus penetrates a most common in parts of Asia patients in Thailand, grew much woman's cervix, possibly helping and Africa, where 90 percent of faster and to much higher levels explain why the disease spread HIV cases are attributed to in Langerhans' cells than the U.S. faster in certain women abroad heterosexual contact, Harvard strain did, he found. than it has yet here. University's Dr. Max Essex re- HIV-le has been detected in The discovery, published Fri- ported. only a few Americans, but Essex day in the journal Science, Here, HIV first spread through said if it spreads here, heter- doesnt mean U.S. women have homosexual contact and drug osexual women might be at even any less to fear from HIV, em- use, and heterosexually trans- greater risk. phasized Dr. Anthony Fauci of mitted cases now account for Fauci, the government's top the National Institutes of Health. some 10 percent of infections, he AIDS expert, said that's probably Government figures show HIV said. The most common U.S. sub- an extreme scenario, noting infection already is growing type is HIV-lb. there are many differences be- fastest among women. HIV typically penetrates blood tween Thai and U.S. women that The study helps researchers immune cells, but Essex decided also influence HIV's heterosex understand yet another mecha- to see if the two subtypes equally ual spread. President plans to propose decrease in defense spending

John Diamond subject to final review at the weapons procurement, a spend- The Associated Press White House prior to its formal ing category that reached this unveiling next week and could year its lowest level since the WASHINGTON - President undergo last-minute changes. Korean War. Clinton plans to propose a de- Pentagon officials, also speak- The $243.4 billion figure does crease in defense spending next ing only on condition of anonym- not include Department of year, defense sources said today. ity, said the budget proposal Energy accounts for nuclear Clinton will ask Congress for would contain few major new ini- weapons and other, relatively $243.4 billion for the Pentagon tiatives but would amount to con- small, ancillary defense spend- budget, defense sources told The tinuing the administration's ba- ing by other agencies such as the Associated Press. That repre- sic defense policy. FBI and the ready Reserve. sents a substantial increase over That policy emphasizes im- Clinton's request amounts to what Clinton earlier projected proving the quality of life for $7.5 billion more than he project- for the fiscal year starting Oct. 1, service members, providing ed last year he would spend in but it represents a decrease from cost-of-living pay raises and fiscal 1997. Thus it appears that Mark Ducae/Tat Amdatcd Prcn this year's budget. maintaining military combat Clinton is, to a certain extent, an- Susan Rudolph leapfrogs over John Simons during a promotion by a local radio station on "Leap Sources speaking on condition readiness. At the urging of top ticipating moves to add to de- Day" in Cleveland. About 40 people formed the leapfrogging line. Af anonymity cautioned that the uniformed commanders, Clinton fense spending by the Republi- overall defense budget plan is plans to shift some funds into can-controlled Congress. MARINE Continued from page five. of the accident from his truck Lopez spoke about the accident torney that the neighborhood was "I would have done the same Centro, 120 miles east of San and hid it at a relative's home, with him and another friend two dangerous, especially at night. thing sir." Diego. point and was arrested by U.S. authorities said. days afterward. Both Bernardo and another Per la Ornelas Medina, 18, the authorities for alleged drunken "He feared for his life," Ber- friend testified that they spent older sister of one of the victims, driving. They were unaware of Mexican witnesses Identified Witnesses and relatives said nardo said. "We told him it was a the day before the accident said that Lopez appeared drunk the accident, however, and Lopez as the driver, and Lance Lopez had often visited the slum big deal between the two coun- drinking heavily with Lopez as on the night of the accident. He released him the next day. He Cpl. Martin Bernardo Aguirrees- area, where his grandfather tries. He could be in big trouble - they drove from the Marine asked her and another sister to then washed and wiped evidence trada testified Wednesday that lives. Bernardo told Lopez's at- extradited and all. Corps base Camp Pendleton to El go dancing, but they declined. -The BG News FAX: 372-0202 DEADLINE: One day prior lo publication. 2 p.m. (The BG News Is nol responsible lor postal service delays)

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ililCwn r, U Sports Friday,c March 1,1996 page seven BG icers handle Michigan State, 5-1

Christian Pelui I a great feeling." The BC News The Falcons defensive effort allowed only 18 shots to reach EAST LANSING, Mich. - It goaltender Mike Savard, but Sa- Falcons give Spartans a lesson in defense was senior night at Munn Ice vard withstood the test applied Arena, but it was the Falcons by the Spartans top guns. the league title. The highest scoring Spartan talking back to me, then I've senior captain Savard made a key glove save Pat Murphy The BG News "We did a great Job in our forward was shut down again done what I need to." who grabbed on MSU's Richard Keyes inside Fair added that the entire top billing. the left faceoff dot. Savard then end of the rink tonight," said for the third time this season. EAST LANSING, Mich. - A team contributed in holding Left wing Ja- slid across and stacked his pads Falcon head coach Buddy MSU's Anaon Carter, who leads role reversal occured at Munn Powers. "Our defense did a the Spartans with 22 goals, was Carter In check. son Clark against MSU's Amson Carter on Arena last night. the power play, protecting BG's good Job in front of the net." held pointless for the second scored a goal Michigan State, the third time in three games against the "I tried to work harder than and three as- fragile 3-1 lead with less than a BG ranks fifth in the confer- best defensive team in the Cen- ence in goals allowed, giving Falcons. Carter has one assist Carter all night," Fair said. sists to lead the minute reamining in the second tral Collegiate Hockey Asso- up four in the last game against In the three games. "But all the guys got in his Falcons to a period. ciation, was schooled in the art dominating 5-1 "Obviously the guys in front MSU. BG defenseman Quinn Fair face." Powers of defensive hockey by Bowl- "One of the things we did shouldered part of that chal- The Spartans shot total was vlcorty over did a great Job and held them to ing Green. the Michigan was limit quality shots," said lenge again. only the second time this 18 shots," Savard said. "There Is The Falcons held MSU to Falcon defenseman Matt El- season they were held under 20 State Spartans. "I got a couple of words In not much more that you can do their lowest shot total of the dred. "They have a couple of shots in a game. The first came The Falcons win killed MSU's than that against a team like early," said Fair, who tried to year en route to spoiling the high scoring forwards, and we chance to clinch the CCHA regu- Michigan State." take Carter off his game men- Spartans attempt at winning limited their shots." See LESSON, page eight. lar season title and forced the "We took a couple of penalties tally. "I think when I get him Spartans to defeat Michian to- there at the end of the second and night for the crown. it was a chance for Michigan vard came up with some huge Chad Alben to give the Falcons power play to tie the score at 1-1. slapped In a Clark pass in the slot The victory was BG's first in State to get back into the game I saves and we kind of put the an early 1-0 lead. From there. It was all BG as the to make it 2-1 in favor of BG at East Lansing since Nov. 2, 1990, did my Job for the four or five game away in the third period," The Falcons held the Spartans Falcons scored four unanswered 11:12 of the second period. and was the first of Clark's ca- minutes there and the team did said Falcon head coach Buddy to only five shots in the opening goals over the final two periods Right wing Dale Crombeen reer. the rest," Savard said. Powers. peroid and carried their one goal to seal the win and send the Spar- one-timed a perfect pass from "I always like to come here and "The biggest thing in the game BG opened the scoring 50 sec- lead into the second period untill tan faithful home without the ti- Curtis Fry on the far post to play," Clark said. "I've tied here was when they had good chances onds into the game as Dan Price 51 seconds into the second when tle. but I've never won here and it is there In the second period, Sa- poked a rebound past MSU's MSU's Sean Berens scored on a Defenseman Chad Ackerman See ICERS, page eight. Falcon men playing for momentum a WOMEN'S

Scott Brown The BG News MEN'S BG tries The deal is done: Bowling BASKETBALL Green will be on the road for to answer the first round of the Mid- a.Much of that will lie behind American the team's health, which was a Conference question again Wednesday. offensive tournament Anthony Stacey is being both- next Tues- ered by a bad ankle, while Jay day. Larranaga and Dayon Ninko- problems The Fal- vic were struck with the flu. cons will go "I'm more concerned with Jeremy Yohe to one of our physical and emotional The BG News four places: state right now," BG head Eastern Larranaga coach Jim Larranaga said. While struggling offensively, Michigan, "We've been able to patch the last thing the Falcons' wom- Miami, together a very competitive en's basketball team wants to Western Michigan or Ball team under some adverse face is the top State, four teams against conditions throughout this rated defense which BG holds a dismal 1-6 season, but you cant do it In the Mid- record against this season. without Anthony, Jay and American Con- But BG isn't done yet. There Dayon not at 100 percent." ference. will be a lot of incentive for BG dug itself big holes at Western the Falcons to close the regu- the beginning of each half Michigan en- lar season playing well as Wednesday, allowing the Red- tertains BG Western Michigan invades skins to score the first seven Saturday in Ka- Anderson Arena Saturday points of the game and then lamazoo, Mich, night (730 pjn., WFOB-AM). the first 10 points of the sec- at University Clark "We still have a lot to play ond half. Arena and the for," point guard Antonio Dan- Larranaga points to BG's Falcons' top priority will be get- iels said. "We're going to try big men, who were dominated ting back a consistent offensive going against Western playing by the Redskins Wednesday, game. the best that we can and use as the group that needs to step "A lot of people have been that for incentive in the MAC up. struggling offensively," head Tournament. There would be "We need to get better per- coach Jacl Clark said "This time no greater feeling than beat- formances starting both hal- of year you have to have some- ing Western, playing a great ves from our big men," Lar- thing you can trust and hold onto, game against them and going ranaga said. "We can't allow and we are still looking for that'* into the MAC Tournament on Robert Martin to come in here Over the last four games, the a high note." and get them off to a 64) run Falcons' offense has been aver- There are over a dozen and then Kevin Beard get aging 64 ppg compared to 75 be- different possiblitles concern- them off to a 10-0 run to start fore the offensive slump. ing the pairings for the first the second half. BG has gone 2-2 In the span and round of the tournament, but "That's Just darn lack of in- squeaked by in the two victories. the Falcons can probably tensity. You can spell it any BG pulled out a 58-52 win at Ball count on either a trip to way you want, you just have to St and was pushed into overtime Western Michigan with a win play better, and our big guys at home against Akron, 77-73. Saturday or a trip to Miami have to do a better Job." "Our offense has been strug- with a loss. gling the last couple of games, But Just about anything can Falcon Note* and we Just haven't been able to still happen (see playoff pos- tut the shots lately," said Sara sibilities, page eight). ■ Daniels had 19 points Puthoff, BG's leading scorer at The Falcons are concerned Wednesday night, bringing him to 15.5 ppg. with getting their own ship the 1,000 career point mark. Daniels is only the 14th player in Puthoff has seen her average righted first before worrying school history to have reached steadily fall over the last couple about the rest of the confer- 1.000 points in only three seasons. of weeks. Puthoff scored 14 ence. BG has lost consecutive He is the 27th player overall to iMaHkasMhsMNn points in the Falcons' last two home games for the first time reach 1,000 in Bowling Green's his- BG's Antonio Daniels goes up for an uncontested layup In a game earlier la the year. outings going 5-of-23 from the since the 1992-93 season. tory. floor and l-of-4 from 3-point land. "I've been struggling, and that is no secret," Puthoff said. "I just have to keep taking the shots be- Injuries keeping BG gymnasts win less cause it will eventually come back tome." Despite Puthofrs battle with scores show that, as the season progressing," Simpson said. "I Pamela Santangelo cons need to claim victories in here and actually doing the work, her shot, she feels that the team The BG News their last three conference meets I think they're starting to reach progresses, the Falcons are im- think they see that their scores proving. Simpson said that he are higher, that the new elements can survive even if she can't pro- to finish at .500. their potential. duce. The Bowling Green gymnas- Although the season has not "We're adding difficulty to our does not look for perfection at they're putting In their routines tics team will travel to Ball State gone like the team would have routines daily and weekly. Each the beginning of the season. and their combinations are help- "There are a lot of great to face the Cardinals on Satur- liked so far, the Falcons are not meet gets a little bit better as far "Even though everyone wants ing. They see their performances players on the team, and anybody day. The Falcons, who are 0-3 in yet feeling the frustration. as Individual performances, but to be perfect (at the beginning of and their strength getting better can step up on any given night," the MAC, need this conference Neither the team nor the coach is we need to get everyone at their a season), I don't want them to be and that helps." Puthoff said. win. letting the team's record bring potential at the same time. perfect because then they have Chrissy BlUiter and Michelle The Falcons have faced Kent, them down. "If I were to take the five nowhere to go," Simpson said. The Falcons had a four day Terry have been two Falcons who Eastern Michigan and Central "I'm frustrated with all the in- highest scores in every event and "Perfection is a gradual process practice week due to a Saturday, have been giving BG consistency Michigan and have come up juries we have to key people," add only one person once we'd be until the end of the season which rather than a Friday, meet Simp- with the ball. BlUiter has scored short, although by no more than coach Charles Simpson said. "I at our team potential (189.0)," is where we want to be perfect." son said that although the extra 42 points the last two games, and S.475. Bowling Green has Ball know we could score better, do Simpson added. "We've had those Lack of motivation is not a fac- practice day was hard on the ath- Terry has shot over 68 percent State, Western Michigan and better If we had some of these scores. Just not all at the same tor in the Falcons' drive for suc- letes, It gave them more time to from the field the last six Kent left before the MAC Cham- key people back. As far as frus- time." cess. spread out what needed to be pionships on March 30. The Fal- trated with the people that are Individual, team and record 'The team sees that they're worked on. See CLARK, page eight. Sports page eight The IK". News Friday, March 1,1996 Teams jockeying for position Last weekend to

Let's play the MAC Tournament Eastern Michigan has the number and Kent make up those combina- Should the Falcons win, the mostly qualify for NCAA's Shuttle. one seed after Wednesday's double tions. likely scenario -- where all other MAC The top lour seeds lor both the overtime win over Ohio. A win for The top eight teams all play each favorites win their respective games men and the women are basically Western Michigan would give the other this weekend, as well, height- - would send them to Western Mich- Now, with the MAC Champion- will make their last ditch at- set. But the scramble is on, particu- Broncos the second seed (WMU ening the suspense. igan. A loss would mean a trip to Ox- ships over, the indoor track tempts. larly on the men's side, as the teams visits Bowling Green Saturday), but As lor the Falcons, they could end ford. season is winding down. The next jockey lor positions heading into Miami could still sneak in as the sec- up visiting any ol Eastern Michigan. But stay tuned. time the team competes as a Steve Price's women will have Tuesday's quarterfinal round. ond seed should they win at Kent Western Michigan, Miami or Ball whole, they'll do it outside. But five athletes going. Jodi Raf- Tuesday's four winners advance to and the Broncos lose. State in the first round. Ol 16 possi- Women's Basketball there remains the grand finale of ferty, Julie Bruegemeir, Julie the MAC Final Four at the SeaGate EMU, WMU, Miami and the winner ble combinations concerning the four Things are much more cut-and- the indoor season, the NCAA Niekamp, and Becky Bamett will Centre in Toledo next Thursday of Saturday's Ball State-at-Ohio games, seven combinations have dried for the women. Kent is the one Championships. This weekend is compete in the high jump. Junior through Saturday. The women's se- game will be the host teams in the BG visiting Miami, four have the Fal- seed, Toledo is no. two and Miami is the final opportunity to qualify Heather Nordgren, will compete mifinals will be Thursday night, with first round of the tournament. cons heading to Western Michigan, no. three. Akron has the seven seed the finals Friday at 9 p.m. The men's On the bottom half of the top eight for the event. in the 20-lb weight throw. Bar- three take BG to Ball State and a pair clinched, while Ball State, Central Saturday, Bowling Green will nett will also be in the long jump. semis will be Friday afternoon, with teams, things are more complex. Any will send BG to Eastern Michigan. Michigan and Eastern Michigan are Saturday's 11:30 a.m. championship of the three teams who will be on the BG is 1-6 against the four teams still groveling for the eight seed. send a total of 17 athletes to the The Falcons' only automatic game live on ESPN. road - in addition to the Ball they could conceivably play, pending That leaves Western Michigan, Silverston Invitational in Ann qualifier for the NCAA's, Scott State/Ohio loser - could finish any- Western Michigan's visit to Anderson Ohio and Bowling Green in the Arbor, Mich The meet will be Thompson, will also be In action, Men's Basketball where from five to eight. BG, Toledo Arena Saturday. middle. held at the University of Michi- not in Michigan, but in Atlanta at gan's Track and Tennis Center the Mobile U.S.A. Champion- with events beginning at 10:00 ships. Thompson, one of the top am. collegiate hurdlers, will test him- The Silverston Invitational is a self against the best in the nation. low key event that more or less Should Thompson get to the fin- BG netters ranked among top 100 acts as a final opportunity to als of his specialty, the 60 metei qualify for the NCAA Champion- hurdles, he may appear on the Paul Markotl against Ferris State during coach key to defeating a top club like weekend are freshmen Matt ships. Sid Sink's men will send NBC brodcast of the event. By The BG News Dave Morin's tenure as coach. Cincinnati is to come out fired Wiles and junior David Anderton. twelve athletes to the meet, but Monday, it will be known exactly Ferris State is a Division II up. "We need to go out and play Wiles, who made his singles de- only two have a real shot at qua- who will be going to the NCAA The Bowling Green men's ten- school but one of the better with an attitude," Morin stated. but last week, will play at the lifying. Pole Vaulter Travis Dow- Championships in Indianapolis, nis team embarks on one of its teams at that level. Ferris State "It's not going to come down to third singles position, while An- ney and Tim Arndt, in the 800, Indiana. most important weekends of the was ranked 17th in the nation last who has the smoother stroke, but derton will play sixth singles this season when year and attracts a lot of players who has the attitude." week after taking last week off. they encounter with their tennis management Morin feels the switch for both Ferris State program. Morin is optimistic One of the keys for the Falcons players will be interesting and Wilkens closes in on and Cincinnati. with the Falcons' chances but is will be how they perform at the should give him a better indica- The Falcons not looking past Ferris State. top singles spots. Junior Adam tion of each player's skills. "I begin the Tropp will miss his singles match want to see how Matt fairs weekend Fri- "They beat us last year at against Ferris State to rest his against a quality opponent and to coaching milestone day In Findlay number one singles and dou- ailing shoulder, and freshman see how he responds," Morin as they battle bles," Morin stated. "Their com- Radu Bartan will fill in at the said. "As far as my assessment of The Associated Press Ferris State parable to last year when they second singles position. Sopho- Anderton, it may seem a bit un- "I know that I never and then travel were ranked in the top 20 in Divi- more Milan Ptak will play at the Another season, another miles- Morin fair because he has faced a lot of south Saturday sion II." number one singles spot for the high seeded opponents." tone for Lenny Wilkens. believed anyone to visit the Cincinnati Bearcats. Falcons and faces the 22nd Last year, Wilkens became the would get to 1,000." Bowling Green made its first ap- The Falcons' big test will come ranked player in the region. Cin- This weekend will be a tough winningest coach in NBA history pearance in the top 100 this week on Saturday when they travel to cy's Tom Suoboda. Morin hopes test for the Falcons, but Morin when his 939th victory pushed 'debuting as the 95th ranked the queen city to battle the Cin- Ptak will rise to the occasion. feels it may be a good measuring him past the mark set by Celtics Lenny Wilkens school in the country. The poll cinnati Bearcats. The Bearcats "Milan needs to show me he can stick for the season. "This is a legend Red Auerbach. Atlanta Hawks head coach includes over 500 different are ranked 15th in the Midwest play regionally ranked players very important weekend," Morin On Friday, Wilkens can be- teams from Division I to Division Region and boast the 10th ranked and win his matches at the top," stated. "If we rise to the occasion come the first pro coach to reach III. doubles team of Mark Harder Morin stated. against Cincinnati, it would be a 1,000 wins when his Atlanta week is Christian Laettner. Since Bowling Green has a 3-1 record and Andy Roth. Morin feels the Also being asked to step up this big step foward for us." Hawks play host to the Cleveland the controversial player was ac- Cavaliers, a club he coached quired from the Minnesota Tim- from 1986-93. berwolves in a four-player trade, CLARK LESSON "Winning 1,000 games is some- Atlanta has won three in a row to thing that I'll be real proud of be- push Wilkens to the brink of his- Continued from page seven. guslawski. Boguslawski is sec- Continued from page seven. AtMMBOI.MSUO cause no one has accomplished tory. ond in the league with 19.5 ppg Second P*riod that," said Wilkens, who has a "All I can do is help him get " BG (14-11 overall, 10-7 MAC) and third in rebounding at 8.3. against Michigan on Nov. 28. MSU (l) - B*rm (10) - (Wan. Canar) :52 PPG "I thought BG played a great BG (2) - Ackaman (8) - (Clark) 11:12 999-838 record in 23 seasons. "A there," said Laettner, who scored fell into a three-way tie with Ohio After Miami's Tonya Smoot car- BG (3) - Crcxnbaan (14) - (Fry. Punchard) game," said MSU head coach Don lot of people never thought it 15 points making his first start and MWU for fourth in the ved BG's defense in the paint last 1523 PPG could happen, and I know I never Wednesday night in a 90-88 vic- Mason "They were better posi- Attar 2: BOS, MSU 1 league after the loss to Miami. game with 19 points, the Falcons believed anyone would get to tory over Portland. "But really Chances of holding a first round will have a bigger test against the tJonally and better at one on one matchups around the puck." Third Pariod 1,000." he's done that all by himself. He's tournament game are slim for Broncos. BG (4) - Hal (23) - (Clan.) 10.29 Unlike the hoopla that sur- an outstanding coach" the Falcons who must down the "I didn't think that Miami was BG (5) - Clark (13) • (Hal, Adwrman) 12:48 rounded the pursuit of Auer- The Hawks' winning streak has Broncos and hope Ohio falls to that dominating inside," Clark Bowling Green 5, Michigan State 1 Final: BG 5, HSU 1 Savaa bach's mark, there has been little pushed their season record to Ball St (3-14 MAC). said. I think they are good inside, attention paid to Wilkens' latest 31-24, amazing for a team with no The Broncos, who only give up BG - Savard 17-18 (60.00): MSU - A ban but I thought that we could take BG (1) - Prto» (7) - (HM. CUrt) SO 23 28(60:00) accomplishment. After all, he is real superstars and an appro- 66.4 ppg, wont be an easy victim care of them and Western Michi- in a league by himself now, com- priate testament to Wilkens' for the Falcons to break out gan is definitely good. fortably removed from Auer- coaching ability. He has trans- offensively. ICERS "They have Megan and Dora bach's cigar-smoking shadow. formed Atlanta into a scrappy, "They play a lot of zone and try [Kalmar] that are big inside. So Continued from page seven. make it 4-1 Falcons. "The record had a larger im- defensive-minded team which to slow down the tempo of the we are going to have to work Then Clark and Hall combined pact than this mark," said Hawks comes as close to reaching its po- game, and we need to work the even harder and that is continua- move the BG lead to 3-1. The goal again. This time, Clark got the re- spokesman Arthur Trische, who tential as any team in the league. ball on offense and get it inside," lly moving your feet and getting came on the power play at 15:23 turn pass from Hall on the far received a few media inquiries Puthoff said. "Hopefully our good position because we aren't of the second period. Savard fol- post and wristed the puck into this week when it became appar- That has been a trademark of posts can step up and open up our muscling anybody." lowed with his strong series, the net at 12:48. The goal was ent Wilkens was about to reach Wilkens' coaching career push- guards from the outside." Falcon Notes stoning the Spartans to maintain Clark's 50th of his career and the 1,000. "This is a personal miles- ing mediocre teams to unexpect- On the blocks for Western BG's two-goal advantage. clincher for the Falcons. tone, not a record. There hasn't ed heights, even though he Michigan is one of the top ■Freshman Jenifer Gafford has In the third, Clark fed Mike "We got the big time goaltend- been nearly as much attention usually falls short of winning it players in the MAC, Megan Bo- been seeing increased playing time. Hall on the 2-2 break for a one- ing tonight and guys finished regarding 1,000 wins." all. 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', t. > Sports. Friday, March 1, 1996 The BO News page nine O'Donnell baited by Jets' offer Knight says Davis' Dave Goldberg The Associated Press role is as a backup HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. - Neil O'- Donnell, who quarterbacked the The Associated Press Pittsburgh Steelers to the Super "I thought that he Bowl, agreed to a five-year deal PLANT CITY, FU. - Eric with the New York Jets worth Davis thinks he can rekindle had a chance to $25 million, the success of his glory days be the best in the The package, which includes a for the Cincinnati Reds. But $7 million signing bonus, gives manager Ray Knight still re- game." O'Donnell the fourth biggest deal gards Davis as just a backup In the NFT, - behind Troy Aik- outfielder. Ray Knight "I've had guys tell me I was man, Drew Bledsoe and Steve Reds head coach Young. their Idol growing up," Davis The Jets, who had the NFL's said of some fellow Reds in worst record last season at 3-13, camp. "Mike Kelly told me ways susceptible to injury. avidly pursued O'Donnell and that. I said, 'Hey, I'm not that The kidney problem was the signed offensive tackles Jumbo old.'" last straw. Elliott and David Williams in an But at 33, Davis' days in the "That set me back four highlight films probably are added inducement for the quar- years," Davis said. "It got me behind him. terback. into a lot of bad habits He was what Steve Gutman, "The best-case scenario for offensively. People kept tell- the Jets' president, called "the Eric would be the worst-case ing me my hands were too low most difficult signing I've ever scenario for me," said Knight. (at the plate), but I waant been through." "It would mean Kelly and physically able to get my The terms were basically (Curtis) Goodwin had failed. hands up. agreed to on Tuesday, but it took "I know we're a better team "Nobody really looked at O'Donnell a full day to decide to if those guys come on and Eric what was wrong with me. take it rather than return to complements them. I'm think- Everyone wanted to push what Pittsburgh, which averaged $1 ing of him as an extra out- happened in the World Series million a year less in its final fielder." to the side. Davis never regained the "When you hit, you hit with offer. Itaeta l-erkln/Tkr Associated Pre •■ "I always intended to go back form he showed before lacer- your lower torso, and mine N.Y. Jets head coach Rick Kotite, left, helps former Pittsburgh Steeler* Nell O'Donnell display nil new ating a kidney trying to make was exceptionally weak. I to Pittsburgh," said O'Donnell, uniform. who grew up in the New York a sliding catch for the Reds in knew I couldn't get the bat area in Madison, N.J. "But it just the 1990 World Series. But through the zone, so to com- Bledsoe. burgh to O'Donnell. Glenn Foley, they didn't have last season. pensate for that I did other wasn't meant to be. It was always Knight remembers him as he The signing of O'Donnell is who separated a shoulder in the The Jets, whose leading things to get by." a dream of mine to play in New was in the 1980s. sure to mean the end of the Jets first game he played last season, receiver last season was free- "I thought he had a chance Davis has a non-guaranteed York. If you can play here, you career of Boomer Esiason, the remains with the team. agent rookie Wayne Chrebet, contract, and la not assured of can play anywhere." to be the best in the game," team's quarterback for the past O'Donnell's acquisition also spent so much on O'Donnell that a spot on the Reds' roster. But "Under normal circumstances, Knight said. three seasons. Esiason, who turns made it more likely that the team they're now close to the salary At times Davis was out- he wanted to try to play again you dont have a Super Bowl 35 in April, is a free agent will use the top overall pick In cap of $40.7 million. That makes standing - he hit for power, because he still thinks he can. quarterback come free," said his And to make room, they April's draft on Keyshawn John- it unlikely they will be able to stole bases and made specta- "I still believe I can play son of Southern California, pro- agent, Leigh Steinberg, who also released backup Bubby Blister, sign one of the free-agent cular catches - but he was al- everyday," Davis said. represents Aikman, Young and who lost the starting Job in Pitts- viding the Jets with a deep threat receivers they had wanted. - Classifieds

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'.. a / In concert: De La Soul So, are these three guys still just Me, Myself and] I? Matt Pierce re- views De La Soul's '96 concert

Page 1 • Weekend Reality*March 1; -T996 Editor Joe Boyle Senior Writer Joe Peiffer Executive Writer Jim Vickers Major Writer Ryan Honeyman Illustrationist Robt. Dinsdale Hard-core Writer Aaron Weisbrod WR and "Quint" from the film "Jaws" would lice to remind Featured Writer Penny Brown Staff Ace Larry Hannan our readers that the day to renew your fishing licence Is Able-bodied Writer Mall Pierce Substantial Writer TomDenk today. Enforcer Bud Hamilton Serious Writer Aaron Epple his weeks WR is a slight detour from our regularly Copy Editor Carolinne Shaffer scheduled hijinks. With a word like "Reality" in our Copy Editor Tiffany Wendeln Tname, it seemed appropriate to dedicate our cover Copy Editor Penny Brown story to the visit of The Names Project to campus Production Alianna Dias this week. We hope you enjoy the issue, and please Production Cathy Raidl Production Leah Barnum drop us a line if you wish to see the magazine con- tinue in this direction.

Page 2 • Weekend Reality • March 1, 1996 •.\v.v. De La: They might blow up, but they won't go pop By Malt Pierce fights and knuckleheads, for call-and-response brag- and where the performers ging rights all night, much The Show: De La Soul, actually smile and appear to to the shit-talkin' delight of Camp Lo, Wildflower, enjoy themselves on stage the crew. Jiggsaw ("F**« ^in- nar(j posdnous De La displayed The Place: Peabody's Down is complicated!"), De La their evolution beyond the Under, Cleveland, Ohio Soul ripped through 17 days of "Me Myself and I" The Time: February 22,9 songs spanning the length by introducing that classic p.m. of their careers at Peabody's with improvised lines of, The Crowd: A beautiful last Thursday. After delays "We hate this song, y'all male/female, chocolate/ caused by a fool promoter, love this song." The title vanilla swirl, united in their Mase, Posdnous, and song from June's STAKES love for De La and unitedly Trugoy hit the stage at L.P. closed the show on a pissed at the half hour wait midnight with "Buddy" and jaw-dropping note, critiqu- outside the club. two more from 3 FEET ing the muddled state of The Opening Acts: Two East HIGH AND RISING before hip-hop today and reassert- Side Cleveland acts, Jiggsaw ripping into material from ing themselves as thought- and Wildflower, showed '93's landmark ful artists in the forefront of why only the West Side is BUHLOONE MINDSTATE the 90s music scene. on the national hip-hop and new songs from the The Set: Buddy, Plug Tunin', map. Jiggsaw's DJ and upcoming STAKES IS HIGH Potholes In My Lawn, In the rhyme skills were amateur- album. Woods, Super MCs*, Me Know, Shwingalokate, Ego Ring Ring Ring, Stakes Is ish, and Wildflower got Each one of their Myself and I, En Focus, Say Trippin', Oodles of Os, High*. upset when the crowd albums (DE LA SOUL IS No Go, Saturdays, Eye Breakadawn, The Business*, *- Brand New Songs! didn't support her Brand X DEAD being the other) has tunes even though she was been an artistic masterpiece, from C-Town. New York's but the Long Island native Camp Lo salvaged things (tongues) can also com- somewhat with their DJ, mand the stage with inter- Red Handed, impressing esting variants on their the concertgoers with recordings and easygoing seamless mixing. stage presences. Pos and The Show: Proving that Trugoy divided the club there is such a thing as a fun into "Plug One" and "Plug hip-hop show without Two" sides, which battled

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Page 3 • Weekend Reality • March 1, 1996 The Bandwagon FEAR FACTORY —Add-clean,- crisp, For me.it all began describe Fear Factory's sound tight the past summer when to someone who hasn't yet production three friends of mine and I had the opportunity to see and perfor- went to go see Megadeth, and /or hear the band in mance, and KORN, and Flotsam and action: you've got Jetsam at Pine Knob in "Ooo... Thafs hard. a heavy- Michigan. A fourth band There's four different people metal named Fear Factory was in the band ... Everybody contender also playing that evening, listens to different music and on your but none of us had ever there's so many different hands. heard them play before. influences. The influences Before I go any goes everywhere from elec- And for farther with this tale, please tronic to U2, so to call this those of allow me to fill you in on a band a death metal band you so- very relevant piece of would be wrong. Maybe in called information: Megadeth and the earlier days, but with head- KORN are two of my all- what Fear Factory has be- bangers time favorite bands, and come, it would definitely be out there they both put on excellent wrong to call us a death who live shows. metal band ... There are still haven't By the time Fear the influences, the hardness, picked-up Factory left the stage, the the heaviness, and the raw- 'Onmitiue" four of us were left wonder- ness ... But I think it could be yet, what ing whether or not any of called cyber-punk or some- the hell are the other bands would be thing." you wait- able to top their breathtak- And let me tell you ing for? I ing performance. something, if this is cyber- hate to Recently I had the punk , then I can't wait to play the chance to catch up with hear cyber-metal. Fear compari- Fear Factory in Detroit Factory's music comes at you son game, (they're currently on the with the subtlety of a freight but any road opening for Iron train going Mach 10, but at fans of Maiden), and I was granted the same time the band has White the opportunity to ask an instantly detectable beat Zombie, Christian Olde Wolbere, (caused partially by the Pantera, or Fear Factory's Beastie Boy absence of guitar leads) that even lovin' bassist how he'd keeps the music from turning Ministry into distorted thrash-metal. might want to check this concept album out. I "Demanufacrure" has is kind don't want to give too much of ironic considering the of the album's storyline bright future Fear Factory away, but let's just say that it involves a grim and gritty has ahead of them. After a future and a man rebelling South American stint with against the system. Iron Maiden, Ministry, and In a way, the pessi- Biohazard, Fear Factory will mistic message that be returning to the United Aaron Weisbrod is The Undis- States to do a headlining tour, puted Heavyweight Music Guru j of Weekend Reality. Challengers I and there are also rumors of a may humbly approach him at remix album titled [email protected] or 210 "Remanufacture" looming in West Hall. the distance... Howard's clubM Mon-Sot 12 -2:30 am 1 ^iinVPinnm ffl-Wil ^ Thursday Friday

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Page 4 • Weekend Reality • March 1, 1996 Confessions of a Neil Diamond Junkie quality that characterizes a lot of Having evidently exhausted his Soolaimon now settled back on his Neil's best work," said Soolaimon, his supply of beer, Soolaimon was now couch in silence for awhile, lost in his Or: My Name is Yussel speech becoming more and more walking unsteadily from the kitchen thoughts and Neil's rendition of rapid. "He sets himself up as sort of a with a plastic green cup and and his "Crunchy Granola Suite," which was xplained Soolaimon, godlike entity, but he's able to pull it own bottle of "Cracklin' Rosie," a crackling through his speakers. throwing back another off because he's got the lyrics and the cheap-looking bottle of wine that Meanwhile I sat back and pon- swallow from his fourth conviction to back it up. seemed to have all the earmarks of dered Soolaimon's theories on the can of Golden Anniver- "Going back to "Holly Holy,' lis- Food town. divinity of Neil, as well as the biog- sary beer. We were sit- ten to the first line of that song. Neil's "Anyway, if you want a good ex- raphy of the entertainer Soolaimon ting in his cramped, saying to this girl 'Dream of only me ample of what I'm talking about, take had been supplying me with before puttered living room, — where I am, what I am, what I be- the song "If You Know What I Mean," our conversation took an ur conversation un- lieve in.' When you think about it, Soolaimon continued, filling his cup. otherworldly turn. Some of the his- lerscored by his crack- tint's a pretty ballsy statement. Neil's "Now, right off the bat it's evident tory I was familiar with. Some of it ling Neil Diamond: saying "I am the alpha and the omega. that this guy is all by himself, .but was news to me. Stones LP A Neil purist, 1 am all powerful. Bow and pay hom- there's nothing sad about it. Hell no. Believe it or not, Neil Diamond ilaimon denounced age to me.' You sure you don't want He's got this heavy piano pumping really is the singer's real name, al- igital Diamond and re- a beer?" behind me and he's singing about though early in his music career he Ihised to listen to any- I declined politely arid watched how The night returns just like a considered adopting the stage name thing other than vintage Soolaimon pad out into the kitchen friend and the evening comes to set Noah Kaminsky. inyl Neil, with the ex- in his socks to get his sixth can. Jesus, me free.' Neil Leslie Diamond was born in ption of an occasional I thought, if s only four in the after- "Then he goes into Took a drag Brooklyn in 1941 to Jewish parents. ight- track. noon. from my last cigarette, took a drink For his 14th birthday, they bought "Think about it "But anyway, another thing we from a glass of old wine, closed my him a second-hand guitar, sparking way," he continued. should talk about is the orchestrations eyes and 1 could make it real and feel a life-long love for writing songs. "Don't ask," 7 muttered to the smirk- "Neil comes from a strong Jewish Neil uses, because thaf s a big key to it one more time. I mean, thaf s f— Neil attended New York Univer- ing music store clerk. I stared shamefully background and, of course, one of the how he projects this omnipotent pres- ing poetry, man. If s f—ing poetry." sity as a pre-med student on a fenc- at the floor as I handed him my credit card fundamentals of Judaism is the belief ence. Soolaimon was already refilling ing scholarship but dropped out six along with compact disc editions of Neil that Jesus wasn't the true son of God, "Take a song like 'Forever in Blue his cup. months before graduation to take a Diamond: September Mom, Neil Dia- that the real Messiah has yet to ap- Jeans.' You know, all Neil's really talk- "But the best song that sums all $50-a-week songwriting job. He mond: Velvet Gloves and Spit, Neil pear. With Neil, rather than just ac- ing about is just spending a romantic these things up — the orchestra, the penned such hits as The Monkees' Diamond: Live in America and Neil cept that he decided to become the evening by the fireplace with his girl. loner aspect, the Christ figure thing "I'm a Believer" before embarking on Diamond: The Jazz Singer. // was al- Messiah himself." Most singers would probably just — the best song that sums all that s— his own music career with hit singles most $60 worth of digital Diamond. Soolaimon was not his real name. come right out and say it that way, t up — and I think anyone familiar "Solitary Man" and "Cherry Cherry." I could feel the embarrassed beads of Admitting that he was a Neil Dia- but not Neil. He's got these drums with his music will agree with me — Commercial success was soon sweat forming on my forehead. I tapped mond junkie of the most obsessive and this whole big string section is "I Am ... I Said ' forthcoming, allowing Neil the my foot nervously and glanced sharply and dangerous sort, he requested his pounding out behind him while he's "Now , like so many of his great chance to break new musical and lyri- to the left and right, expecting at any name be withheld from print, opting shouting 'Tonight by the fire, all songs it starts off with just an acous- cal ground. The 1970s brought him a moment to see a line of customers form- instead to go by the song title of Neil's alone, you and I,' and all the sudden tic guitar but then, look out, here string of platinum albums including ing behind me, all looking over my shoul- ill-fated 1970 attempt at incorporat- the whole thing is this gigantic, comes the chorus and all the sudden Beautiful Noise, I'm Clad You're Here der and chuckling smugly at my pur- ing African rhythms into his music. monumental event. here's this big, fat orchestra explod- With Me Tonight and You Don't Bring chases. It was like I was at a drugstore 1 had met Soolaimon several "But one thing you should under- ing all over the f—ing place and Neil's Me Flowers, which yielded the chart- counter asking for a box of orange. Day- months before in a Toledo Goodwill stand is that the orchestra arrange- screaming "I am, I said, to no one topping Barbara Streisand duet of the Glo, ribbed-fbr-your-pleasure condoms. Store, where we both found ourselves ments and the way Neil frames his there, and no one heard at all not even same name. " It's for a newspaper s tory, you see," vying for the same beat-up copy of lyrics are really only the Meanwhile, Neil I wanted to explain. "I'm a journalist. the Neil Diamond: Hot August Night means to an end. The real was taking his concert This is part of my job." double live LP. I let him have it, and source of his appeal lies performances to new And yet I knew there was more to it an uneasy friendship was formed. in his unique character." and strange extremes, than that. Like some kind of hopeless speed "You see, people now just look at I found myself staring resulting in top-sell- freak, I could already feel a giddy antici- Neil and see some washed-up old at the 3-by-5-foot "Live in ing live records such pation growing within me for the moment pop singer in hot pants and a stringy America" poster on as Hot August Night, a I would burst through my apartment door shirt wheezing about 'Love on the Soolaimon's wall. It de- double album docu- and tear the plastic wrapper off that first Rocks,'" Soolaimon now continued. picted a gray, thinning- menting his 20 sold- CD, plunging into my recliner and los- "But to understand what he's really haired Neil dressed in an out shows at the Win- ing myself in the heady pleasures that about, you have to look at songs like outlandish star-spangled ter Garden Theater on surely awaited with such songs like "Two- "Brother Love's Traveling Salvation outfit and locked in some Broadway in 1972. At Bit Manchild," "Honey-Drippin'Times" Show' and 'Holly Holy.'" ridiculous pose, oi a time when contem- and "Knackelflerg." I watched as he cracked open his hand clutching a mil poraries like James Such are the depths of my depravity. fifth can of beer. phone and the otrv Taylor preferred the It started innocently enough a year "'Brother Love' is actually a meta- flung high in the ai back-to-basics image ago when my roommate brought his phor for the whole Neil Diamond mu- Unique character is right, of a work shirt and mom's Neil Diamond: 12 Greatest Hits sical experience, and how it's actu- 1 thought. blue jeans, Neil ex- CD from home with the good-natured ally a kind of religious conversion," "You see, Neil repre- pressed himself with intention of providing us with a few Soolaimon said. sents the romanticized rhinestone-studded laughs. Somehow it snowtialledfrom there "Listen to the words to Brother ideal of the dark, brood- outfits and a full choir and before we knew it we had a collection Love.' Here you've got this larger- ing loner," Soolaimon and orchestra. of Neil Diamond albums that was ex- than-life preacher figure who has this continued. "I mean, his Neil achieved an- panding at a feverish pace. whole crowd of people mesmerized first hit back in 1966 was other breakthrough in Suddenly parties at our apartment as he starts into this thundering gos- "Solitary Man.' Neil was 1980 when he shared were meeting abrupt endings every time pel sermon, which is exactly what just a 25-year-old punk top billing with Sir we cued "Song Sung Blue" on the stereo. Neil himself is doing in a song like with tight black jeans and Laurence Olivier in a Hours on end were being wiled away in Holly Holy.' a greasy, slicked-back movie remake of The heated arguments over the horn section "'Holly Holy' starts off with just pompadour, and already }azz Singer. Neil's in "Solitary Man " versus the string sec- an acoustic guitar but then the whole he was James Dean and Marlon the chair.' multi-platinum soundtrack was the tion in "Sweet Caroline." Glittery, shim- thing elevates into this huge 5 1/2 Brando and Elvis all rolled into one. "And if s just brilliant" Soolaimon source of top 10 singles "Love on the mery outfits began appearing in our clos- minute symphony, and all the sudden "Of course, his music changed a said, looking up at the ceiling and Rocks," "Hello Again" and ets and trips to the barber shop became Neil's got this gospel-sounding piano lot over the years, but those roots shaking his head in disbelief. "'I am' "America," a tribute to the immigrant increasingly sparse as we attempted to and this choir and this whole big or- were still with him throughout his ... if s just f—ing genius. If s so simple experience later adopted by the emulate our hero's football-helmet hair- chestra all blasting out behind him.." career. I mean, just look at the cover but if s so universal, you see, Neil's Michael Dukakis presidential cam- style. By now Soolaimon was excitedly of any album he ever put out and al- saying 'I'm everything, I'm a f—ing paign. Other tracks such as "Nol What was the source of this perverse waving his thin, wiry arms, causing most every time you'll see some dark god, I'm the whole world.' But then Kidre," "On the Way to Jerusalem'' infatuation with the the tackiest, gaudi- his oversized white Neil Diamond: closeup of Neil's face, always deep you look at the other side of the coin and "My Name is Yussel" further est, most perpetually out-of-stylepop icon Headed for the Future t-shirt to flap within himself, never cracking a and if s all in his head. No one hear's of ail time? With the release of Neil's first wildly like the robes of an altar boy. smile. And then you've got all these a word he's saying, you know, not album of new material in five years — a He was getting so worked up I half great songs he wrote that glorify the even the f—ing chair." See, Dia- country album, no less — / decided the expected him to start jumping up and fact that he's all by himself and make Seemingly a little overwhelmed time had come to seek an answer. down on the couch. it into something big and spectacu- by his passion for Neil and perhaps mond, eight "See, there's sort of a mythical lar.'' the alcohol he'd consumed, "Neil is sort of a Christ figure,"

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More than 400 volunteers worked together to bring the NAMES Memorial Aids Quilt to the Univer- sity. Tonia Stewart, associate to the vice president of Student Affairs, said the quilt is a way to educate people about AIDS. "It's a non-discriminatory disease," she said. "The quilt is a symbol of the epidemic of this disease." Jori Berger, chairwoman of panelmaking, said the quilt puts a human face on the disease. "These were real people," she said. "They meant alot to others. They were brothers, sisters, friends, mothers, fathers, lovers."

Quilt hi ts home Rural America adjusts to AIDS education By Larry Hannan condition has been exceed- that condoms guaranteed By Joe Boyle "The size of the quilt This semester, when ingly difficult and that you couldn't get AIDS. alone really has an impact. Words reverberated off every I'm not bringing joy and speaking to groups and being One of the parents wall of the Lenhart Grand because it's such a great mass. happiness to the masses active in AIDS education has was shocked to learn that become a form of therapy for AIDS could be transmitted Ballroom for hours over the Especially when you think through my Weekend that it's only a part of some- Reality writings.I'm writing her. through conventional sex. He past three days. Normally, "I find it very hard to had assumed it could only be thing much larger that they for the Tiffin Advertiser- the echoing effect throughout Tribune. Recently while I deal with the fact that my 25- transmitted through anal sex. put together," said Cheryl, a the cavernous ballroom was in Tiffin I had the year-old daughter is going to What can be learned would be enough to drive one sophomore education major. chance to attend an AIDS die," she said. "I know AIDS from events like this? Maybe is scary, but I hope everyone just the fact that AIDS is still mad; an endless barrage of Many of the squares awareness meeting at were adorned with favorite Columbian High School that leaves tonight scared because out there and people are words in a monotone fashion. I don't want what happened spreading it. According to articles of clothing, along with was sponsored by the However, this week. Seneca County AIDS coun- to my family to happen to Ellis the group getting in- these were not simply words. trinkets and runes that cil. you." fected the most right now is No poetry readings, Lenten symbolized the victim's life. Students at Colum- There can be no doubt women in their teens and that they listened intently to twenties. services, poster sales or About the only thing that biana got a chance to see how AIDS can ruin lives at what both women had to say. AIDS and sexuality in beauty contests. The words remained constant among the that meeting when two Afterward, the students were general remains a subject that squares was some kind of were lives, lives lost to the mothers talked of losing allowed to ask questions to many people within the baby savage structure of the AIDS photo support - a facet one their children to the disease. the two women and Dr. boom generation feel uncom- virus. No matter what time a viewer found disconcerting. Carolyn Hall learned Wilford Ellis, a specialist in fortable discussing with their The pictures both- how devestating the disease infectious diseases at St. children, as was obvious person went to tour the Rita's Medical Center in from the older people's ered me," said Joseph, a can be when her son, Brett, exhibition, the names died of an AIDS related Lima. discomfort in Tiffin during University sophomore. haunted them for the rest of illness. Perhaps the most discussions of condoms, anal the day, voices echoing names Some had even more "If s important to surprising result of the and oral sex and teenage meeting for me personally that could soon be forgotten. sobering thoughts while remember that their are no sexuality. was learning how much Larry Hannan is The names served as gazing upon just some of the second chances with AIDS," acres of quilt that were part of Hall said. "Brett didn't get background noise while one and neither did anyone students walked amid the the Quilt's touring company. else who's infected." patchwork of the AIDS quilt, "1 just hope that I Hall said she was a collection of 3'-by-6' cloth don't end up a part of the nearly ignorant about the disease before her son told rectangles - a size which quilt," said sophomore business major Jennifer. "The her he was infected. most of the victims probably A second woman, would have fit on during ones I found the most interest- who requested that her their abbreviated lives. ing were the ones from name not be used, has a these students didn't know. Weekend Reality's staff ace. When Dr. Ellis said that the He'd like to congratulate his Students seemed to Toledo, Napoleon, Sandusky - daughter who has con- tracted the AIDS virus but risk of AIDS still existed even roommate Chris ivho's going to be affected most by the - the ones from the area. That does not yet have AIDS. when sexual partners wore the Olympics in Atlanta this really woke me up." physical reality of The Quilt. The mother said condoms.almost everyone summer as part of the National dealing with her daughter's there was shocked. Almost Guard. everyone had just assumed Page 6 • Weekend Reality • March 1, 1996 USG presidential duo Nate Green and Cocktails with Jennifer Georges Joe: Okay, so you're running for USG we have to do it. It's a goal that I think " elected to do. It's a job. Joe: Doing what? president... What's your vision of we've made for ourselves: if we get Joe: What's your vision of what a Nate: I'm the student tour coordina- what Bowling Green State University elected, we're going to go back there. typical day Is as USG president? Give tor. should be like? Joe: You mean go back to the student me the day from the beginning to the Joe: Impressive. Nate: Well, do you want us to both organizations that you campaigned in end. Nate: I go to work, go to the USG answer your questions? the first place? Nate: I would probably have to set up office. I get things done. Go to class, Joe: Yeah, whaiever's easiest for you... Nate: Yeah, and say, "Hey, we're in some committees, and I would prob- write some e-mail... Nate: I think one of the things that office now, what do you think?" ably have some committee meetings in Joe: (laughter) really is a bother Is that it's not open Joe: Let's say that you get elected, and the afternoon. And then I'll probably Nate: But its important e-mail. to students. I you go through your first have another meeting with somebody Joe: And what isn't? don't know if month and you finally get your else after that. That's probably a Jen: I get up, I go to class, and then I you know what 11 and you finally get in the typical day. It's a lot of lobbying. It's a beep him (Nate). mean by that... groove and after time, things lot of talking to people. Joe: Yeah, what's up? Nate's got a Joe: No, how so?' start piling up, like, you have a Jen: It's a lot of one-on-one with beeper. Are you selling crack to finance Nate: You really problem with one of your people and faculty and students. It's your campaign or what? can't get a whole | abinet members, something easy to just stand up and make a Nate: I'm never home. lot done. If you Ise goes wrong. Everything speech with somebody. But, it's really Joe: I'm never home, either, but I'm no have a problem, keeps piling up on you, you talking to people, to find out what the gangsta. you have to go lon't get the chance to go back heck is going on, what the heck we Nate: I live with my aunt and my through, like, o the student organizations. Do need to do for you. uncle, they go to bed at ten o'clock, three million ou then resign? Joe: How is that different from the and I really don't want to wake them. channels until ate: No. typical day of president Stefancic? Joe: Is It one of those things that you get the oe: You don't resign? Jen: (pause) I don't really know ... vibrates? problem solved. Jen: We would make that a Nate: We won "t comment on that, Nate: Oh yeah. Nate: It's a problem that, you know, priority. That's one of the top priori- Joe. Joe: Can I try that on for size? That it's hard to get in to see the vice ties. Joe: Well, there has to be a base. I'm girl in Rodgers, would you fry her ass presidents of things, it's hard to get in Joe: So, next October, if you haven't not asking you to slam on the guy, but or what? to see the president...It's opening up, gone back to visit the people you I'm telling you, if you have a vision for Nate: Who? but I think that with our past era, with campaigned, you'll resign? the way things are going to be, then Joe: That headache candle chick... our last president, he just kind of did Jen: I would say yes. you have to have a vision of the way Jen: I have mixed feelings about that, this top-down thing, and, if you Nate: 1 would say yes. I'd say we have things really are, because otherwise because I know that lighting candles weren't up here, you couldn't talk to to. you really don't have anything to go right now is the big thing. the people up here. If you were down Jen: And you can hold us to that. off of. Joe: It's the big thing? here, it took you so long to get up Joe: That's what this is for ... Nate: I'll tell you, it's hard to say what Jen: I think it is. here. So, 1 think with Ribeau, it's Jen: Our problem isn't really reaching he actually does all the time. The only Joe: You heard it here first. Did your opening up a lot more, but it's going to the people In organizations, because a reason why I know is because I'm the dad work for a candle company? take a long time. lot of those are leaders within their chief legislative officer and I can be Jen: They're everywhere. People give Joe: What do you see as USG's role in own organizations on campus. The there more than some ... them as gifts. Ribeau's Building Community thing? problem is reaching the average Joe: Well, then, what do you see? Nate: I think she should be expelled. I Je n: Definitely a much louder voice of student, the one who maybe doesn't Nate: I think the University should be held the students and a definitely more get involved in a lot of things, the ones |see a lot financially responsible. cohesive voice of the students, really who just go to classes and maybe go of Joe: Have you defaced signs more of reaching out to them, and ... Maybe, work out. ■internet, less than you did last campaign? you know, people aren't calling us, so Joe: How do you reach that average land I Jen: We've been the victim of sign we need to call them and say, "What's student? ■see a lot defacing. the problem?"... Jen: That's what we're trying to |m him Joe: What would you do if you caught Nate: We've been speaking to student accomplish. Maybe it's going on a on someone? Would you cane them? organizations like crazy... radio show. Maybe it's sitting in the ■Netscape, Nate: No, I'd just give them a stiff Je n: And when we've been speaking to Union and ... land talking to. them, we've been saying, "We know a Nate: ...talking to people, It hat is Joe: Back to the Issues ... what do you lot of people come around and cam- Joe: Every year I see these folks that Islam- guys see as the issues in this thing? paign you guys, and say, "We'll do come in, and they campaign for USG, Iming Nate: We feel that teacher evaluations this, we've promised this, just vote for and they have all these ideas. They're Ihim, and the shuttle service are two big us, get us in,..." and that's it. I said, " all good ideas, the problem is time. but issues. I'm not trying to sound like a queer They're still students, they've still got that's true, and I don't want to slam Joe: How are you going to pay for this? politician or anything, but 1 told Nate, classes, they've still got regular stu- him, but he sits in a lot of committees Nate: There's grants and we want to like, a week ago, I said, "Nate, you dent problems. On top of that, you're and I don't know how productive that sell Faculty-Staff reserve parking spots. know, if we get in there, we're going still a student, do you think you're is. I don't know what actually gets Joe: Yeah, there's grants out there, but back," and I know it sounds like... going to have time to go to all the done, I don't know how much our do you know anything about them? Nate: It sounds like a queer politician organizations, to sit in the Union, to voice is heard. From my perspective, Nate: No. I haven't researched them. (laughs)... get your course evaluations done, how he sits in a lot of committees and Joe: Could you use the sentence "low Joe: Let's see if we can say the word do you do that? How much time do doesn't say much. voter turnout" In a sentence for me? "queer" more than four or five times you think that takes? Joe: And you would change that by Nate: Last year, there was low voter in this interview ... set some kind of Jen: Exact number of hours, I can't speaking up? turnout. But this year, we're on-line. record or something ... give you, but... Nate: Yeah. We both talk a lot It's on the Net on the BGSU homepage. Jen: You know what I mean? I don't Joe: Just a guess. In week, how much Joe: Really? What's the major differ- All you want It to be like, "Well, she's Just time do you think... ences between you and the other set of need Is saying that to get in, or to make these Nate: Thirty hours a week, Joe. candidates who are running? your big political promises... Joe: And that's how much time you Nate: Experience, knowing how to get BGNet Joe: But, then again, isn't anyone think you're going to spend on It... the job done, knowing where to go, ID who's a politician going to tell you that Nate: I would work more than that. what avenues to take. 1 say experi- pass- what they're saying Is true? Jen: You're getting hired by the enced... word Jen: I know, but... University to do this, I know that I Jen: He's more experienced than I and PIN Nate: It's different coming from us, won't have any other part-time jobs. am... number because we've seen the way USG works It'll just be school and this. Nate: I'm more experienced than Jen, to vote. and the way it doesn't work, and a lot Nate: Exactly. I mean, I will drop I've been in this for two years. But I've Jen: of people that vote and have concerns everything that I am doing right now, been on campus longer, I'm a junior The last are in organizations, because they're and it will be Undergraduate Student and I've made a lot of connections. day of involved on campus. We need to go Government, and that'll be my entire The other candidates don't have the elections, you can vote with paper. back there and say, "Hey, what are you job. And that's what 1 will do every experience. Joe: Would you use the phrase "no- guys thinking? What do you think the single day. I will go in there from, Joe: What would be your typical day body cares about USG" In a sentence? problems are?" And, it's going to be when I don't have classes, I will be In during the heat of the campaign? Jen: Nobody cares about USG, bu^ we tough because it's hard to get back my office, and I will be getting stuff Nate: That's tough. I have a part-time hope when we're elected... there and get to all the meetings, but done. That's what we're going to be job. Nate: People will care! Joe: Wonderful. Page 7 • Weekend Reality • March 1, 1996 DIAMOND, from five 1 shuddered at the thought. It drink. ' tar and a ragged, doo-wop barber- Denver. The nineties have also seen a would lake more than a spoonful of "So what if they don't get it, Neil" shop quartet thai "probably couldn't few remakes of Neil songs such as paid tribute to Neil's Jewish heritage. sugar to make that bad taste go away. I felt like I could hear him say. "So spell rhythm," according to my room- Urge Overkills "Girl You'll Be a The late eighties and early nine- 1 decided at last to break the si- what if they don't understand what mate. Woman Soon," Chris Isaak's "Solitary ties proved to be a trying, time musi- lence between Soolaimon and I by it is you and 1 share. We're bigger than But when 1 arrived home and Man" and Ace of Base's "Don't Turn cally for Neil, with his lyrics no longer asking his opinion on the older, some- that. You're bigger than that. Hell, popped Tennessee Moon into my CD Around." flowing quite as easily as they once what more pathetic Neil that seemed you're the voice of the whole uni- player, the evidence could no longer Although Neil may be hopelessly had. to emerge on the record. verse." be dismissed. unfashionable right now, it can surely But Neil proved that his fan base "I'd rather not talk about it," he 1 first discovered Neil had a new "1 got worries by the ton, gettin' only be a matter of time before a full- was so loyal he didn't need hit records snapped, staring with fierce intensity album out two weeks ago in the aisles cancer's only one," Neil's cigarette- blown archaeological dig captures the to sell concert tickets. His two-year into his own cup of red, red wine. of Wal-Mart. 1 instantly felt a sense of shredded voice rasped over a chugga- attention of a whole new generation "Love in the Round" world tour per- Somewhat taken aback by paranoia creeping over me when 1 chugga hillbilly beat on "Talking Op- of listeners. Maybe then Neil will be formed on all 360-degree stages Soolaimon's response. I found myself saw it was titled Tennessee Moon. I timist Blues." able lo rise from the ashes and stand grossed $14.6 million in 1993, nudg- persisting with the question. But even sensed somehow that this album was "Overtaxed and alimonied, tired tall like the god Soolaimon insists he ing ahead of even Guns 'N Roses. as the words escaped my mouth, 1 different from the others. References of eatin' fried bologna," Neil contin- is. The tour was documented on the could see Soolaimon's reddened face on the back to names like Waylon ued. 1 grimaced as I tried to swallow Who knows? My roommate called 1994 double album Live in America, becoming a weird portrait of anger Jennings and Chet Atkins only con- this, the most bitter pill. "Pulled my me at work Monday after he finished which at times painted a stark and and deep sadness. He turned away firmed my worst suspicions: Neil had back and wrecked my car, girlfriend ordering us two tickets for Neil's even comic picture of Neil's once from me to face the wall. gone country. stole my VCR ..." Cleveland concert in June. Rumor has throaty baritone reduced to a hoarse, "I think you'd better go now," he Looking back now, 1 had seen the Enough, I thought, finally turning it that Neil plans lo keep the country struggling rasp. said quietly. signs months before but had ignored off my stereo. tunes to a minimum and stick with a Well, it was comical to me, any- Soolaimon politely accepted my Ihem, preferring to keep myself in a I sighed. By now 1 guess 1 should mostly greatest hits lineup. way. How could anyone not laugh at apology as I reluctantly stood up and state of denial. be used to this sort of thing. If you're Already I can picture myself Neil's misguided attempt to mimic put on my coat. I was sad that our When I spotted Neil on the Grand going lo be a Neil Diamond faa you screaming out the words to "Forever UrMffs reggae remake of his own 1966 conversation had ended on a such a Ole Opry Christmas Special orches- have to learn to take the good with a in Blue Jeans" and waving my lighter song "Red, Red Wine." Midway sour and awkward note. I could still trating a stomping, fiddle-ridden sometimes staggering amount of bad. furiously as Neil belts out "I Am ... 1 through Neil's concert version he hear "I Am... I Said" buzzing through hack job of "Santa Claus is Coming But the country thing just seemed Said." Being a Diamondhead is truly busts into a wheezing rap: "Red, red Soolaimon's door as I walked down lo Town," I tried to write it off as some to much to bear. Last Saturday I sal for only those with no shame. wine make me feel so good, even if the stairs away from his apartment. strange fluke. I again tried lo tell my- dismally through Neil's hour-long As I hung up the phone 1 found the words aren't understood: every- I reached the street and looked up self it didn't mean anything when he Nashville television special, in which the words to "Cracklin' Rosie" run- body get to have some fun with UB40 to see Soolaimon standing silhouetted busted into "Cod Rest Ye Merry he screeched out his befuddled lyrics ning through my mind. ... we be number one!" in the window, gazing forlornly at his Gentlemen" on his own Christmas to an ecstatic crowd thai must surely "Ain't nolhin' here that I care to huge poster of Neil as he sipped his special, backed by a pedal steel gui- have been borrowed from a "Psychic lake a long, 'cept maybe a song to sing Friends" infomercial. Obese, when I want. Don't need to say please fortysomething housewives in stretch to no man for a happy tune." pants cooed and bellowed and clam- ored to the edge of the stage as a grin- Aaron Gray is a guest writer ning Neil stumbled through, bizarre for Weekend Reality and The arm-flapping dance moves in his BG News' Tiffin Bureau Chief. MARCH cowboy boots. Is this how it ends, I asked myself. He would like to thank senior Wednesday Thursday Is there really no hope left for any biology major Aaron Brescia kind of sincere, heartfelt effort on for converting him to Neilism. 2 ^»^"th Someday we will both attain 28 29 (KTCEDSnS 1 THE Neil's part, for anything resembling Neilvana. He would also like ",,h Choke Load w-th KIND dignity? to thank Soolaimon for his LEFTOVERS One thing Soolaimon had said left help with the article and •nd Chicken Dog LEFTOVERS Sledge me with some optimism. 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