Thursday, October 25, 1979 the Cord Weekly Volume 20, Number 7 Regular bands disappear from Turret

only 90 tickets had been sold in nights by Enso DeLonghi number of of live comparison to the sellout crowds entertainment to look forward to in The appearance of Bond at the seen at earlier Thursday pubs. the future. On November 8, Turret last Thursday night marked students can expect to see Grant the last performance by a band until The decline in attendance at the Murray, an ex-WLU Golden Hawk late November. Business manager, Thursday pubs can alsobe explained football player who has turned his John Karr, points out a few reasons in one word: midterms. Students talents to folk singing. Another for this. Money,ofcourse, is a major have begun to seriously apply them- band will appear November 29 to factor. The expenses involved in selves to their work resulting in less end the first term schedule. presenting a band are quite high— time for leisure. Although Lisa Dal Bello was the cost of Bond was $1000 and According to WLUSU president, originally expected here in Novem- other costs were: an electrician; $75; Mike Sutherland, if a student has an ber, she cancelled saying she wasn't stage crew, $65; and tickets $25. hour to spend at the Turret he going on tour. Second term, there As well, each year a decrease in doesn't want to have to spend $2.00 will be one band each week in attendance is noticed following the or $3.00 and feel obliged to stay the January and two during WLU's week of Oktoberfest. It seems many entire evening. Disc jockey pubs, Winter Carnival. students have to dig deep in their where people can come and go as pockets for money during this time they please, will leave the students Mike Sutherland and his co- of year, leaving little for the pubs happier. workers arc attempting to line up which cost from $2.00 to $3.00. Although the number of bands to such well-known bands as Good On last Thursday afternoon, the appear in the Turret is going to be Brother. Cooper Brothers and lan day on which Bond was to appear. reduced this term, there are a Thomas for next term. Slack Week kept, other proposals accepted from elected. Those elected on April 9, byDiane Pitts report its Executive Directors. On September 28, 1979. the COU 1979 and who are continuing are: Reading Week, the COU Report had its 137th meeting. The meeting Professor Garth Beckett and Dr. and the Academic Year Report were revolved around question of Russell Muncaster. Terry Foster, a just a few of the topics discussed at finances, university roles and the student, was elected by acclamation the Senate meeting last Thursday public relations of the university. because there must be a student on Sutherland says students are happier with disc jockey pubs. night. The Premier endorsed the university the Board. 1 lowever, he resigned The Senate has decided not to roles and existing presence of and nominated another student, cancel Reading Week. The Winter universities in the province John Honsberger who was also term of 1981 will include 13 lecture expressing some concern as to their acclaimed. Rick Ritz, was the only News weeks plus reading week. In order ability to communicate with the student nominated for the Ad Hoc briefs to avoid any problems because of public. He was less encouraging Committee to Advise the Board of the interaction between WLU and U regarding finances and submitted a Governors on the Appointment ofa of W both universities will hold report which was not very Dean for Social Work, therefore he Reading Week at the same time. optimistic. At the conclusion ofthis too was acclaimed. Patti Beaudoin, No show til snow graduate student, The results of the Senate first fall meeting, the Council heard a and Steve September 10, 689 people used the committee elections are as follows: initial enrolment reports of its Stillwerth, a Continuing Education by Susan Rowe service, with only 100ofthese being Finance 1Committee: Cleve Roberts constituent members. The reports Student, were both acclaimed for the It was recommended that the at night. The next week 579 rode the and Ron Brown; Examination and were quiteoptimistic and there was a Continuing Education Committee Shuttlebus service be cancelled for bus, 139 at night and the third week Standing Committee: Dr. Sheldon slight increase of one to two percent of Senate as they were the only the present and resumed in January, 522 total, 107 at night. The low rate Rahn; and Continuing Education in enrolments for the entire nominees. following the poor results ofthe trial of use at night caused the evening Committee: Dr. Welf Heick, the province. A problem that arose was that period. schedule to be cancelled before the latter two by acclamation. The Senate nominated the WLU's term ends later than that of The shuttlebus was cancelled end of the trial period. On the September 7 meeting of following to the Ad Hoc Committee UW and therefore some of the because the amount of students Because of the poor response to Premier Davis, several other to Advise the Board of Governors students have trouble obtaining a using the service was drastically the service, attributed to the good ministers and the executive heads on the Appointment of a Dean of job. However the staff has agreed to lower than expected. In order for the weather of the past month, UW and and the chairmen of Boards of Music: Mr. Trevor Crick, Dr. John make exception for those students organizers to break even, there WLU will be sharing a deficit of Governors of the Ontario Lit, Dr. Sheldon Rahn, Dr. Jack who need to leave school early in would have had to have been 2,000 $2,400 from the trial period. Universities the Council received a Zeyl, of which three men are to be order to start work. riders per week at 25c a ride. Reichard thinks that it is a good According to Robert Reichard idea to have a three-week trial in who has taken over the January since more students may WLUSU board administration of the service, the take advantage of the service in first week of operation, starting winter weather. SUB to be completed by Nov. 30 by Mark Wigmore and possible remuneration for tentatively planned for Thursday, board members were all offered as November 22 at the Turret. He told The ripple effects of the Joe possible solutions. the board that arrangements are Bigger and better Connel Public Speaking Course WLUSU President, to Mike being made try to get Max have indeed the WLUSU board. Sutherland reported on the ACUI Webster for that night but at this By November 5, construction moving can be completed that Sunday's meeting was the longest of Conference which he attended in point he stressed everything was should be completed on the new weekend. The new area will be the year, falling justshort ofthe four Montreal several weekends ago. He tentative and nothing is definite. He section of the Bookstore, says Paul reserved exclusively for books, and hour mark. Debate and discussion stated that WLUSU seemed to be in further stressed that students Fischer, Bookstore Manager. the Laurier Locker, the campus were the order of the evening as all a good position relative to the other shouldn't get their hopes too high in The cost ofthe expansion, funded shop, will be redecorated and set board members used their vocal universities present. He added that case the plans did fall through. by WLU and the Bookstore totals apart from therest oftheBookstore. chords and expressed their opinions. the experience was worthwhile and The board then pursued policies $33,000 for the construction, and Fischer intends to have an open Among topics underdiscussionwere recommended that WLUSU send concerning the legal arrangements approximately $26,000 for fixtures house with sales on books other than the problems of WLUSU board the past President (himself) and the and other arrangements for the including shelves. "" texts, refreshments and an author acclamations, the new building, a new President to the annual meeting night (with the ghosts of Burton The Bookstore will be closed signing books soon after the letter from Dean Nichols, Small in March and that this be made a Cummings hovering in their minds. Friday, November 9 so that the completion of the expansion. Clubs and a proposed special event yearly procedure. I'm sure). decoration. reorganization and for the Turret. Sutherland also stated that the Mike Sutherland then read a letter WLUSU Chairman, Randy new floors of the student union from Dean Nicholsasking the board Elliot, started off the meeting by building would be finished if it would donate some money welcoming the two new board November 30 and that the towards payment for a new Piece de resistance members, JeffBlakely and Peter yon recommendations of the Building television set to replace the one that Holtzendorff, who were recently Committee would be ready for the was stolen from Willison Hall.' After The concourse at Wilfrid Laurier toward student bursaries. acclaimed and at the same time next WLUSU board meeting and at a lengthy discussion about the University was transformed, The bursaries are given to WLU asked for "ways to curb the that time, a decision on the use of the obligation of the board to pay for Tuesday October 23 into a French students to further their acclamation problem .. short of floor would be made by the board. stolen goods on campus, the Cafe complete with French music appreciation of French culture and subscription". He said .he didn't Vice-President Tom McCauley precedents and reasons for giving or and food. The day-long cafe, in language by enabling them to study want to downplay the quality of the presented the recommendation of not giving the money, the board operation from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., in areas where French is the board members that were acclaimed the By-Laws and Regulations decided that WLUSU shouldnot set featured such delights as crepes common language. but a person feels greater Committee supporting the funding a precedent by giving money in this suzettes, quiches lorraines and Last year enough money was satisfaction and responsibility of political clubs. This recommenda- one case while ignoring all the other croissants. Onion soup and raised through thecafe and sale of T- knowing he/she has been voted in tion was approved aftera quite vocal thefts on campus. It was felt that the sandwiches were provided for lunch. shirts to give three students each a rather than winning by acclamation. discussion. board could not be an insurance The food was prepared and served $250 bursary. Two of the students Suggestions such as better Dave Orsini, Entertainment Co- company against thefts nor could by students studying French at the went to Quebec and the other went promotion of director's positions, ordinator for the board, announced give money in one case and not in university and proceeds will go to France. better facilities for board members that a special event was being others. Thursday, October 25, 1979 2 The Cord Weekly OSAP running smoothly No wet T-shirts

by Carl Friesen "student's allowable education of the public on a rotating basis. by Karen Kehn about it in Campus, the WLU The relations between WLU costs"—including tuition, books, After a dozen irate phone calls, monthly newspaper. He said it was students and the Ontario Student room and board and other Braden concedes that there are the event was dropped from the "basically staff who complained." Assistance Program (OSAP) have necessities—are usually assumed to still problems with theprogram, and schedule for Homecoming. In place of this contest, a been as a whole much more pleasant be around $3,400 for those living agrees that students from middle- From the beginning, Barry Lyons competition for the funniest T-shirt this year than last, says Horace away from home and attending class families seem often to be was uncomfortable with the idea. was held. One female and one male Braden, Director ofStudentAwards WLU. hardest hit. In June, the Alumni executive received $25 respectively for the best here at WLU. Both the student's income and The government is a little slow in decided to include a Wet-T-shirt shirt. "Last year was nothing short ofa assets as well as those of the parents adjusting the program to inflation, contest in the program of events for Lyons was bothered by the disaster", he says, with delays and are taken into account. he says, but points out that policy is Homecoming. Both males and presentation of this issue in the errors caused by a computer There are cases in which the set by the Ministry of Colleges and iemales were invited to enter. Kitchener-Waterloo Record on Sat- breakdown in Toronto. "Students parents, although the central office Universities in Toronto. At that time, Barry Lyons, urday. He said the reporter made a were very seriously inconveni- had decided that they shouldbe able Concerning the problems Director of Public Relations and big issue out of a non-issue. enced", with some being given no to pay, are in fact unable or students have with OSAP, he says he Alumni, "grinned" at the suggest- Instead of stressing one problem assistance when they were in fact unwilling to do so."The assumption would "encourage students to get ion, but he didn't want anyone to be area, Lyons proudly pointed out eligible, and some returns were is made that the basic responsibility information from me or from my upset. He knew many women would that this was "the best attended delayed six or seven months. rests with parents and students" for staff ... we do try to explain". be opposed to the idea. Homecoming". A total of 400 "This year is a totally different funding education, says Braden. Lyons said the event was dropped people participated during the week- ball game" Braden says, adding that He would like to stress that it's not at the end' of September after he end. He also said the parade was the they had an increase of at least one- In a telephone interview, Jan too late to apply for OSAP received a dozen calls protesting the biggest he's seen since he's been at third in the number ofreturns ready Grisdale, Manager of Customer assistance for the 1979-80 year. event. These people would have read WLU. for students at registration timeover Services at the Student Awards last year. Branch of the Ontario Ministry of He says that this year there are Colleges and Universities, said that also fewer errors, but points out that OSAP is intended as a "supplement, with about 100,000 applications not replacement". from over Ontario, some errors management at all She says that the of Contacts made conference by the Toronto office are inevitable. the program is based on the "Problems tend to be more assumption that parents have the problems of policy and administra- First obligation to pay for their by Karen Ainslie College Unions in Ontario, Quebec, with various committee meetings tion", he says, citing the question of child's education. The annual conference of Region and Upper New York. WLU and displays. how to apply guidelines about assets Grisdale says that an appeal Two of the Association of College Student Union President, Mike Topics discussed in the committee as being one of the more difficult. board will consider special cases. Unions International (ACUI) was Sutherland, who attended the meetings included student Briefly describing part of the This board, she says, meets once a held on the weekend of October 12- conference with WLUSU Business leadership, commuter services that consideration used to calculate a week and is made up of awards -14 in Montreal. Manager John Karr said it was could be offered to students student's return, he says that a officers,two students,and a member Region Two includes all of the basically and informative gathering commuting, management ofstudent part-time help and the Quebec referendum. Sutherland said that the referendum was discussed largely for the benefit of the repre- sentatives from New York, to help them gain further knowledge about Tia Maria goeswith Bogota. the issue. Representatives from both the Liberal Party and theP.Q. spoke Tia Maria goeswith Paris. to the group. Displays indicating services Tia Maria goeswithmilk. availableto student unions werealso set up. Sutherland said that the Tia Maria goeswith ice. purpose of the conference was "a chance for representatives to gain contacts in Canada and the United TiaMaria goeswithIstanbul. States, and to get to know other representatives. It was also a chance Tia Maria goeswith him. to gain information and ideas. Tia Maria goeswith\fodka. Tia Maria goeswith Janis. UFO's? Tia Maria music. "Flying Saucers ARE Real" was the title of an illustrated lecture Tia Maria goll I fith dessert. presented by nuclear physicist, Stantion T. Friedman, Monday Tia Maria gcrfl friends. October 22,1979 at the University of iWth Guelph. Friedman is the only space scientist in the world known to be devoting full time to UFOs. Since (1 1970 he has lectured to overflow % crowds at more than 400 colleges in 47 states and has discussed UFOs on hundreds of radio and TV shows. C _ ) His unique professional background LIQUEUR N^ includes 14 years of industrial experience in the development of advanced nuclear and space systems such as nuclear airplanes, fission and fusion rockets, and compact nuclear systems for space applications. He received his BSand £v < "' MS degrees in Physics from the ■• ■■■ Jlff^ ' "" Sf?-E»-\ \m& Bfj \"' University of Chicago. He is affiliated with several UFO groups. V***" 'jC;!,':;:!, I] "After 21 years of study and 77 IS sfE* investigation, I am convinced that the evidence is overwhelming that planet Earth is being visited by intelligently controlled vehicles from off the earth. This Cosmic Watergate is sometimes treated more like the Mad Hatter's Tea Party than the story of the Millenium. However, progress is being made as more and more professionals get involved in Ufology—the scientific study of UFOs", said the 45 year old scientist from Hayward, California. goes. Mr. Friedman's lecture covered 5 TiaMaria large scale scientific studies, Air For recipe booklet write: Tia Maria (S). P.O. Box 308. Station B. Montreal. Quebec H3B 3J7 Force data not generally discussed, UFO landings, critter reports, travel to the stars, the false arguments of the educated non-believers. Thursday, October 25, 1979 The Cord Weekly 3 Year of the Child Adults just don't understand the special child for the mentally retarded. He en- period. Using this figure the by Mary Sehl countered a young blind-deaf girl, government would base its funding This is the story ofa fourteen year who because she was considered on the amoung of money required old boy, the eldest of three young "unadoptable" was placed at the on the amount of money required brothers placed in Kingston Center. Although she was well taken for 2.8 hours of care multiplied by Penitentiary after they were care ofand very alert and active, she the number of residents in the abandoned by their mother. While was kept in a covered cot. When institution. Children over four years in his cell, the boy believed he saw Greenlandheld out his hand to her, would receive 3.5 hours ofcare, and some terrifying thing under his bed she sniffed and licked it, using her those over ten years would receive and screamed until he was removed senses to decipher its meaning. Then 4.5 hours. Under these circum- from the cell. In order to stop his she felt his face to discover what he stances, Greenland stated that the screaming he was bound and gagged was like and appeared very income for the facility would be by prison guards. After the gag was bewildered when she came to his reduced each time a child was taken removed and the child put back in bald head. In an effort tounderstand out of bed and placed in a program. his cell, he began to scream in fear what this bald head meant, she felt For this reason the children are once again. This time, the guards his face once again, moving from the likely to be kept in bed all day. took him out of the cell and flogged chin upwards. This child was In his lecture, Greenland claimed him in full view of the other obviously not mentally retarded, that a highly respected source prisoners. Within six months this yet Greenland realized that revealed to him that "fourteen boy had received twenty-four eventually she would become self- million dollarsallocated last year for recorded corporal punishments, and destructive in order to produce some M.R. (mental retardation) facilities was eventually declared insane and sensory stimulation in her sensory was not spent, but was returned to removed from the penitentiary. This deprived environment. Greenland the Ministry (of Social Services)." occurred in 1850. says this story is representative of During the question period Yes, things have changed a great the "current plight of sensory following the lecture, Greenland deal since then, but according to handicapped persons in our provin- stated that this money had been Cyril Greenland, a professor from cial centers for the retarded." He allocated for two facilities tobe built the School of Social Work at said, "There are more blind people on the outskirts ofToronto. When it McMaster University, things have in schools for theretarded than there was decided that they would not be not changed enough. Greenlandwas are in any other centers in the built, the money was not made at WLU on October 19 delivering province." available to other facilities. the second lecture in a series In 1974 the Ontario government Greenland concluded that sponsored by the Faculty of Social promised to ensure that "so long as "children in institutions must have Work for the International Year of care and treatment must be provided at least an equal right to the the Child. His lecture entitled "The in institutions," the highest of protection provided by the Child Special Child" revealed the still standards would be maintained. Welfare Act." He said that he often inadequate services and facilities for Greenland notes however, that wonders what future generation will Ontario's special children. when one looks at the money think of us when they see "the gap Cyril Greenland believes that special children have rights too To demonstrate the problems still provided for private agencies by the between what was promised and occurring in Ontario's institutions, Ministry of Social Services, these what was delivered" in this, the Greenland related a second story, standards must be doubted. The International Year of the Child. this one having occurred only a few government figures that each child The next lecture in this series years ago when Greenland visited under four years of age should honouring the Year of the Child will Lawyer gives speech Orillia's Huronia Regional Center receive 2.8 hours ofcare per 24 hour be on November 8. Madame Justice Janet Lang the forerunner of WLU, in 1946.She Boland, Kitchener's first woman was one offive women to be called to lawyer, returns to the Twin Cities the Ontario bar in 1950 after this month to receive ah honorary graduating from Osgoode Hall law Watch out for final exams doctor oflaws degree from her alma scho.ol. mater, Waterloo's Wilfrid Laurier She was named a Queen's counsel The Registrar's Office has 2. Once a student enters the exam Please contact the Examination University. in 1966 and became York County's provided the following information room, he has committed himself to Supervisor in the Office of the She will also deliver the ffrst woman judge in 1972 when she well in advance ofthe exam periods, the exam to be written at that time. Registrar immediately upon your graduating address to the more than was named to the county court so that everyone will know what to He is not eligible for a second becoming aware of the situation. 450 WLU students who will recieve bench. expect. examination. 7. Any student requiring special undergraduate and graduate degrees In 1976 she was elevated to the 3. A student who feels unable to arrangements for final exams due to at the fall convocation, Oct. 28 at Ontario supreme court. She is a SCHEDULE EXAMINATION write an exam because of illness personal disability should contact 2:30 p.m. in the Kitchener Memorial daughter of the late Kitchener examination period for The final should not enter the exam room but the Examination Supervisor Auditorium. industrialist, George W. Lang, who December 1979 is from December should consult Health Services or immediatedly after registration at Madame Justice Boland always urged her toward a career in for April, 1980, Bth to 20th, and see his own doctor. See the calendar the university. graduated from Waterloo College, law. The Fall from April sth to 26th. for further details. 20th and Term ends on December 4. A student is allowed to enter the the Winter Term ends on April 26th. exam room up to 30 minutes after for final The schedule the start of the exam. Under no written in examinations to be circumstances is extra timeallowed. December will be posted approxi- 5. Bring your I.D. card to every WANT TO PUT YOUR DEGREE TO WORK? mately mid-point of the term. The exam. Ifyouhave lost your I.D. card schedule for exams to be written in you may obtain a Verification of April will be posted approximately Registration form from the Officeof XEROX OF CANADA DOES. mid-point of the second term. the Registrar. 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Editor Karen Kehn News Editor Susan Rowe The Cord Weekly ispublished by StudentPublications of THE Editor Joe Veit Sports Wilfrid Laurier University. Editorial opinions are inde- Entertainment Editor ... Beatrice McMillan pendent of the University, WLUSU and StudentPublica- Production Manager Scott Fagan tions. The Cord reserves the right to edit all articles and CORD Photo Manager Friesen Carl letters submitted to it. The Cord is a member of the Photo Technician John Pease Canadian University Press cooperative. Ad Manager Bruce Cunningham WEEKLY Phone 884-2990, 884-2991 comment It's your SUB Variety. It makes life a little more interesting. The students of WLU had a chance this week to determine the fate of the new first floor ofthe Student Soft French music. Cafe creme. Stringy cheese in onion soup. A Union Building. You know the SUB—the building built by the students and for the use and benefit ofthe change with a degree of class. students? I think the French department provides all the students at WLU Well, after almost two days, only 10% of the undergraduate student body had filled out the with a great change in the sometimes humdrum pace of scholastic questionnaire. That's about 300 people out of more than 3,000. pursuits. They give us a chance to sit down in a more intimatesetting And filling out that questionnaire didn't exactlytake a lot out ofa person. It merelyconsisted ofcircling than that afforded by the Torque Room. Peo,ple talked to others who one or more ofseveral suggestions for the floor, made by WLUSU and ifyou wanted to—you didn't have sat with them at the small tables scattered in the Concourse. to—you could tell them what you would like to see on the floor. It didn't even take long tofill it out, only Conversation ranged from Margaret Trudeau to literature. It's as if about five seconds. the continental atmosphere widened our minds. And although the booth was in the Concourse, right in between classrooms and beside the Torque That's the philosophy underlying the study of languages; to widen Room, the majority of people passed right by it, and looked quitereluctant to expend theeffort necessary our understanding and appreciation ofother peoples. Thus I thinkit to do all that work. appropriate that the money raised by the sale of food and T-shirts In contrast, almost 1,200 studentsresponded to the OFS survey.(to join or not to join) taken last year. went toward threebursaries which will allow students tostudy French Now granted, there was more previous campaigning before that vote. And of course it was a more where it is the common language. important decision—or was it? This Cafe is another piece of evidence which proves WLU's spirit. Both involved the expenditure of student's money and both directly affected student's lives at this All day the Cafe was packed with student, staff and faculty. There is a university. Well, it's been proved that WLU isn't totally apathetic, but there seems to be a problem here. real sense of community on this campus. WLUSU and the SUB can't fill the student's needs if they don't know what they are. But it's students' participation which is most commendable. Where It's your school and your building—don't complain about it later if you didn't vote about it. else do you see students sitting on the floor making whipped cream? * * * * * * More than half of the first term has gone by without me thanking my great (and expanding) staff of Because of a great amount of letters, there was no room to thank regular news reporters. Thanks to an impressive bunch: Karen Ainslie, Diane Pitts, Carl Friesen, Mary our helpers in the usual place. But they will not go unnoticed. Sehl, Mark Wigmore, Norm Nopper, Jackie Cook, Scott McAlpine, Doug Abell and Carol Maybury— Deb Stalker andKate Harley were here typing articles on Monday. and of course K.K. Again we called on Deb Slatterie for some help with paste-up and Susan Roue various other emergencies. Thank you for your time. Itis appreciated. News Editor Karen Kehn Editor letters

many students as we do and cost to date has been approximately success without your involvement Unclassifieds "were reinstated. countless more examinations to $50 per tree per episode. and help. Without them how could we inform Thanks schedule. This fall however a new note has I am particularly grateful to the the population about monumental It was erroneously reported in the been added. The bronze Heritage entire Homecoming committee for events, such as Laurier's own Disco Cord on September 20 by News Landmark Plaque recently affixed their assistance and cooperation. Prince Greg spewing at a party after Terry Editor Susan Rowe that reading to our house in a special ceremony They all did an excellent job and last weeks exhausting Business 211 week would beeliminated this year if by the City of Waterloo has been their efforts have not gone exam? After the incredible amount of the proposal was accepted. In actual forcibly removed. Shortly thereafter unnoticed. Thank you! Thank you for allowing us to criticism directed toward him by ill- fact, all changes were to be effective one of a pair of antique brass han- RolandKostantos communicate our thoughts and informed students about his from September 1980. dles placed to assist the elderly was concern. academic proposal, Terry Foster The front page article by Carl also taken including the seven brass Tom Sutherland. Tim Rockwood resigned his seat on Senate last Friesen made it appear that Terry screws. These handles are one of a Altogether Rob Turbitt. Don Gill. Thursday after Senate finally was in agreement with abolishing kind and are not replaceable at any Mark Somervil/e, Dave Campbell approved a revised proposal. As a reading week when, in fact, he was price. At the recently held "Mooncake fellow Student Senator I feel that the concerned only about his proposal. The humor of or the purpose of Dance" sponsored by the CSA facts should be made clear and that It was the Administration who this type of operation is to say the (Chinese Student Association), it It's junk! Terry should be congratulated, not refused to consider shortening our least obscure. It would be greatly was apparent that there was one condemned, for his efforts. term to bring both it and the exam appreciated therefore if the missing component; more It was Terry who originally schedule in line with the University individuals involved would have Canadians. Re: Neal Cutcher's Disc-covery approached Senate in March with of Waterloo's and who suggested second thoughts, exercise better It appears to me that this was an column last week. three proposals: eliminating reading week as an judgement and return these articles excellent chance to get to know our When Neal started his column 1) that Winter Term classes should alternative. The committee met at the earliest opportunity. Chinese friends. Unfortunately only Disc-Covery in the Cord, he never start before 3. A. M.D. January prior to last Thursday, and it was P. Voelker. about ten of us took advantage of mentioned he was a New Wave 2) that there should be a two day agreed that the two day study break the opportunity. fan—which is peachy as far as I'm study period between classes and would apply only to Fall, Winter, Best parade The CSA went to a lot oftimeand concerned. But just because he examinations. and Spring Term courses and not trouble to advertise this event and doesn't particularly care for rock or 3) that classes not be scheduled on Intersession or Summer Session. On behalf of the Alumi others for our benefit, so let's pop music doesn't give him theright statutory holidays. With that and one or two minor Association of Wilfrid laurier reciprocate the gesture by attending to downgrade two fine albums— Senate struck an ad hoc changes, Senate approved the University I would like to offer my more of those events. Cornerstone (Styx) and Once Voice committee to review these revised proposals proposal last Thursday. sincere congratulations and thanks In closing I'd like to state that I (Barry Manilow). I happen to be a and Terry quickly discovered that What this meansis thatTerry's three to all students who participated in had an excellent time and it is my fan of both these artists and think the Administration I would not proposals have been accepted the Homecoming Parade last week- opinion that you would have too. their new albums are very consider good— implementing these exactly the way he originally end and made it the success it was. It The CSA is an extremely active club not the best they've done but still changes without eliminating reading presented them to Senate last was certainly the best parade I have sponsoring events ranging from good. The lyrics make sense, can be week, the refused Administration to March. These changes will be in seen in the twelve years I have been skating, movies to soccer and pin- heard clearly and the music doesn't consider shortening the academic effect next year and willbe ofbenefit at the Universisty. ball. Quite frankly, there's blast your eardrums. term from 13 12/2 (as to weeks is the to all of us. For all his efforts in Special thanks to theco-ordinator something for everyone and A music critic is supposed to be as length the University at of bringing this about, Terry Foster of this year's parade—Roland therefore no excuse for not partici- a objective as possible—naturally and gave no reason for deserves your Waterloo), thanks. Kostantos. It is a measure of the pating. he'll have his own bias but he should the refusal although Terry checked Tom Sturrup spirit of this University that Mike Michener treat eachartist as ifhe's never heard with the Ministry of Colleges and Commissioner of University Homecoming is a major event, of them before. Neal isn't and Universities and found out that Affairs unlike some larger universities.s doesn't. Just for the heck ofit I went there is no minimum set on the Again my thanks to all Bring to Sam the Record Manand listened number of wesks or lecture hours it back participants. to Life in a Day (Simple Minds)—a that be provided must in a given Barry Lyon. We would like to express our New Wave record. To use Neal's term. (It is interesting Vandalism to note that Director ofPublic Relations regret that you have deemed it words, the tunes are instantly which With the Queen's University, hardly beginning of each fall andAlumni necessary to discontinue the forgettable and the album should suffers in a as an term reputation academ- at the two universities we have publication of the Unclassifieds. The contain the following label: ic institution, has only an eleven been the object of what we have informative value and the good "WARNING! No intelligence week Winter Term this year). assumed to be student pranks Great job clean entertainment derived from required to listen to this album!" The Administration was also occuring usually on the traditional this feature is greatly missed by Neal—stick to criticizing New unable to our explain why "pub nights" taking the form of With this brief note, I would like senior students and wouldbe greatly Wave you wouldn't know examination period last longer that removal and/or — destruction of the to express my appreciation to all appreciated by the frosh. intelligent music if you tripped over the University of Waterloo's when potted evergreens which grace our those involved with Homecoming We feel that it would be beneficial it! school has four times as front that nearly verandah. The replacement '79. The event could not have been a to the entire student body if the Maureen Killen Thursday, October 25, 1979 The Cord Weekly 5 opinion Question of the Week by Jacki Cook You can't win: October depression Did the Year of the Child by Scott McAlpine economy. Inflation is around 9.2%. Interest Do Any Good? This week marks the fiftieth The depression, which ran from rates are around 12%. Bond yield is anniversary of "Black Thursday" approximately 1929 to 1934(or 1935 around 11.7%. Our economy is said 24, 1929). (October On this day the or 1936 or 1937 etc.) saw to be suffering from a "recession". Brad May stock markets of New York, unemployment rates in both Canada Nobody wants to say depression 2nd year Honours Geography Toronto and a host of other centres and the USA and indeed throughout anymore. Every year the U.N. does something recorded record losses. This was a most of the industrialized world, hit Confidence in the Canadian is different, so I think it's a good idea prelude to the still worse losses that over 20% and, in some cases over high, confidence in the Clark :hat they singled out one year for prevailed on Tuesday, October 29 30%. Bread lines werecommon, jobs government is massive (as :hildren. It made people moreaware (Black Tuesday) and signalled the were not. We have spent the last fifty demonstrated by last weeks Df the situation, but besides creating end of the roaring twenties, the end years attempting to recover and, "Question of the Week" which an awareness it did nothing to of an era of economic growth. The having recovered, we are apt to appeared oppositethis column).The the situation and Great Depression had begun. spend the next few (change people's years attempting Toronto Stock Exchange is opinions. Various causes of the stock to prevent another depression. behaving well and only dropped market failure have been identified. However, it seems to me that I 77.43 points last week (TSE 300 These range from undue and once heard depression defined as index). The economy is in great unwarrented speculation, to rumors over 8% unemployment. Canada's shape but we are in a depression and of gloom and doom. There plainly unemployment is currently running confidence in the economy—not growth Singh was a limit to potential in the at about 8.4% of the work force. politics—is to blame. 4th year Business lAvanthiI think that more people probably see kids as individuals and can see better how they are brought up. I Growing out of Guatamala think the Conrad float did a good job recognizing the year ofthe child. When we first arrived, my father Two years later, an American by Doug Abell Laurier should try to do something approached the situation like he research foundation came into the maybe through the Psych Dept. Unfortunately, I was not young wouldany at home: slow, steady and area to supplement the Canadian enough not to remember my early worst . . . sure. The thing that bothered government's project. One of the youth in Guatemala. Ten years ago him, I think, was how theexperience older researcher's son was a typical when my family left the would affect me. At the child of the sixties. Not only did he experimental farm community of impressionable age of seven, I was bring 'Peace and Love' into the Dave Anderson Sava near the Pacific coastline, I introduced to a culture whoe community but also acid, pot, 2nd year Business probably would not have made such introduced to a culture whose child- veneral disease and the poison of an It wasn't very well publicized, and to an uncompromising statment. But ren were the toughest things on the overly ignorant mind. I never had tell you the truth I haven't seen too after ten years in Canada, the street. Even the sewer rats cowered to do with My father anything him. much information about it. It visciousness of life there seems like a when confronted with a band of the saw that. But some of the local to should be introduced into the Psych horrific nightmare. No. Worse. I children. My father's philosophy of fortunate. kids in Sava were not so Dept. As I say it was not very was quite awake. 'being kind to animals' had to be One ofthe girls, who, at the time, I thought-provoking except that it The last thing I remember as we stretched to include them. could only recognize because of her brought child abuse out into the left the dock for home (in Canada) first trip into town an older I remember the red dress, was open, as a big social issue. were several children wizzened like after the settlement was largely representative of the gangs. Her dried apples. They were tormenting established. My father and one of younger brother was one of the a cock which they had unceremon- the local labourers, who worked for leaders of the most lethal groups in iously relieved of its beak. The the research station, were standing the area. The carabineros (police) pathetic creature was pecking its just outside the market arena. They shot him two weeks before the head into the ground while the blunt were waiting for my mother to Americans came. He was twelve. mouth's blood produced the only choose some fresh fruit. The The girl's brother was everything nourishment for the starving bird. inevitable band of children were to her—he provided for her and she Eileen The children were mesmerized by flowing in and out of the arena, cared for him. Together, they had The Doughnut and Coffee Lady the agony as if they were the bird. obviously stealing, as if it were a more than most. So when the fat You don't have to havea Year of the And they were. boring game. The kicks and blows American kid came breeding 'Love Child. Every year should be the yeai Life at the farming station they received, and the inevitable and Peace', she fell in with him. The of the child. consisted of surviving. As a child, I empty hads made the game seem result was one very freaked out girl. didn't realize just what was fruitless. who, needless to say, wasn't helped occurring in the community. But as However, one of the older girls by these 'hands across the waters'. time passed I cam to associate the did finally manage to get away with It soon came upon my father to red leached soils with the despair of a bit of goat meat. But before she finally talk to this young girl, but all the agricultural researchers. My had gotten twenty yards down the he could get out of her was "Why? parents were included in a search for road, a mangy dog ripped the bit out Why?" and of course the inevitable a resistant strain of grain. The idea of her hand. The dog didn't get far. flood of tears. was to find a replacement for the As the dog lay chewing on the Maria is my sister now. sorry looking root crops that the wretched meat in the ditch, several The last time I remember seeing natives produced in the area. boys of the gang grasped the dog by the fat American kid, he was talking However, my parents and their the tail, hind and forelegs. An to my father about a week later. The fellow researchers had never arresting hand around the neck of boy made the mistake of telling my encountered growing conditions the cur stopped the gnashing teeth. father "how he had learned to love that were so indifferent to success. The girl who had been victimized by everyone". My father slowly, The soil itself could be overcome by the dog produced a thorn twig with steadily and surely lost his temper introducing locally produced which she proceeded to gouge the until the teenager's mouth and my fertilizers. However, rodents too helpless dog's eyes out. I watched, father's fist came into contact. Even numerous to count, rotting moulds, intrigued by the new game. though I felt sorry for the dog in the meglaomaniacal weeks and a host of Just as my father went forward to ditch, somehow this child of Sue Anglin insects all contributed to the stop the torture, the labourer civilization did not touch my 2ndyear Business impossibility of even beginning test stopped him. He told my father that innocent sympathies. I feel that the Year of the Child is a plots, let alone conducting the "one day these children grow up. And so in the end, the grain good idea but horticultural experiments. Soon they will be tired of killing experiment was abandoned and Terry Finucan . . . The strain of failure was enough animals." My father understood Maria, the girl in the red dress,came 3rd year Geography As Maria's brother, to test the researchers' dedication. perfectly, however my young mind home with us. lately people have been paying The living conditions in and around only saw the pain of thething. Both I write this story in memory of her and me. well I didn't think up this more attention to dogs than to Sava were enough to test their dog and my father greatly dead brother. I do not write it for the .;hildren.. . the question so I don't have anything I sanity. my memory, but for yours. . .. suffered that afternoon. sake of specifically wanted to say except, that the Year ofthe Child was justa start. If they want to do anything concrete to help children, they'll Say what you are thinking have to do more than just foster an awareness of the problem. As usual by Mark Wigmore else had the same question but didn't positions. it all comes down to a question of I think more of this 'saying what ask. However I'm not sure that I hope this is a trend. A full money. you think' is needed at WLUSU analogy is adequate. exchange of ideas and informations Board Meetings. After meetings I've Perhaps everyone (or almost is the best way to handle a question WLURO WLURO WLURO WLURO WLURO WLURO WLURO often heard the comments "that everyone) has been stifled by the for the best possible decisions and I should have been brought up at the formal aspects of the meeting, the think if everyone continues to say meetings" or "I should have rules and regulations that guide the what they think then this type of Reggie's Corner is not only possible but mentioned that". Unfortunately it meeting. Or perhaps the relative decision Have you any ideas or have you changed your mind yet? The Liason positions most of probable. wasn't and they didn't and things newness of the to Office would appreciate your assistance for tour guides for the that should have been said aren't. the Board members has some effect. DAY. If you on November Speaking of saying what you upcoming WLU have a few spare hours The reasoning behind why they I think this last explanation must Ist. show the campus to some visiting students, outline what we otfer Sunday think, I hope a lot of students have aren't is a bit ofa mystery to me. I've be part of it. This past night and tell some personal stories of why YOU came to Laurier! Show responded to the survey concerning tried to use the analogy of the everyone seemed to have a comment them some of that LAURIER flair! the use of the new floor of the WLUSU Board and the studentsin a or a question and although it was a With all my thanks, Student Union Building. This was classroom afraid of answering a long meeting, I felt thatall concerns Reggie question or making a comment for were expressed and everyone said your chance to say what you think fear of being wrong. Then they find what they felt. Perhaps everyone is and if you didn't respond then no- WLURO WLURO WLURO WLURO WLURO WLURO WLURO out after the class that everybody getting more comfortable in their body will know what you think. 6 The Cord Weekly Thursday, October 25, 1979 ENTERTAINMENT Great Weekend for Homecoming by Karen Kehn The spirit of WLU shone during the Homecoming parade held last Competition Saturday. Roland Kostantos, the Homecoming Coordinator, said the number of people involved in the "Hats off to Laurier", was the parade showed the spirit WLU has. theme of Wilfrid Laurier's Thirteen floats were entered in the Homecoming last weekend. If you parade and approximately ten were in attendance last Friday night people helped construct each. at the Turret, the theme would have But the Geography Club stood been obvious. In accordance with out form the rest. Dave Neil, the theme, those with a shirt that president; Richard Evans, vice- recognized WLU, and a hat of any president; Betty Neeb, secretary; kind, got in free. Others were Cindy Cook, social convenor; and charged minimal admission. This 26 other Geography students build criteria brought out the usual host of the first prize float. T-shirts and football jersies. How- A paper mache bust ofSir Wilfrid ever the somewhat open-ended Laurier was the prominent feature choice of hats brought out a horde of the winning entry. Every few of different hats, actually adding a minutes the people witting on the rather humorous touch. There was float would shout "Hats off to everything from World War II army Laurier!" and the hat on the FBIESEN helmets to contraptions you'd prestigious PM would be lifted up. expect to find in a Star Wars movie. In keeping with the spirit of the CARL While it was raining outside and event, the PM's hat was "student BY some 300 students were writing Bus. powered". PIC 211 in the gym, the brew was just The second prize winner was the starting to flow in the Turret. By Hickory float entered by the Hickory Street Street float (who said they were a bunch of nuts). They came second. nine o'clock, the spirit of Home- residence. A fairy tale theme, the Professor Joan Kilgour. Other enthusiastic contributors to Frito Lay entered their coming was well on its way. The Women in the Shoe, won third prize Major Earle Shelley, vice- the success of the parade were Little Oktoberfest float which was a music and entertainmentofFrankie for a group of students from President of the Alumni House, Willison Hall, another barrell, self-propelled by a V-W. T proved to be a plus for the night in Conrad. Association, distributed the hard- group from Conrad, Chinese Terry Finucan had the dubious general. He has been one ofthe most Honourable mentions were given earned prizes in the pub at 5:00 pm Association, Marketing Club, privilege of driving the Uniroyal popular D.J.s Radio Laurier has to the floats ofthe Staff Association Saturday. The Geography Club Tamiae, Lettermen and Cheer- Curling Stone float. According to had in its corps. He gave and the Biology Club. received $150 and two bottles of leaders, and Radio Laurier. Kostantos, Finucan would have had moments ofdisco and theoccasional The distinguished judges were Dr. champagne, which were eagerly The Drama Club entered a clown to listen to the vibrating ofthe V-W slip back into the past. Neal Gayler, WLU President; Dean consumed. Second and third prizes troupe which RolandKostantos said engine reverberating under the float. The evening was highlighted by a Nichols, Dean of Students; and were $75 and $25 respectively. was "excellent, by the way". The Molslon's van and an antique number of events. The first of these fire truck, sponsored by Kwiki Minit was a twist contest. For the winners, Markets,, also drove along the Sue O'Connor and Larry Tougas it parade route. Six other antique cars, proved not only to be a twisting owned by members ofthe Historical contest, but more like an endurance Auto Club, added a bit moreclass to competition. For those of you who the venture. have never twisted in the true spirit Background music was supplied of twisting, you know how JH| (Mm 9n by the Venturers, a K-W band of physically demanding it is to dance approximatedly 100 girls. at this pace. Lookout Chubby Much entertainment was Checker, these kids can dance. First provided enroute by various prize often dollars or 13.3 beers was occurances. Four of the six antique sponsored by Molson's. cars over-heated and had to be The next dancing contest showed pushed to the side to the road. that Laurier has a lot of talented One ofthe casualties ofthe parade feet. The initial choosing in the jive was the car pulling the Biology Club contest was hard as there seems to be float. (The transmission was a strong trendofstudents jiving.The destroyed.) winners in this contest were Henrike Certain sources close to WLUSU Hueniken and Steve Cheeseman. say that the Radio-Laurier float was They looked more like an acrobatic constructed enroute. act than a dancing pair. Molson's It was an entertaining parade for also provided first prize here of ten both organizers and viewers. dollars.

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E3HOWICK Friday, Oct. 26 Saturday, Oct. 27 The fitting choice in jeansand cords Radio Laurier Radio Laurier Thursday, October 25, 1979 Weekly The Cord 7 Bond—a collage of AM music by Neal Cutcher and Bea McMillan Band was a piece of Beatle music for Those who wentto seeBond in the the sake of Beatle music. The band Turret last Thursday night got a needs more work on this one. Either mediocre return on theirinvestment. their tempo was sluggish or their At 9:25 Bond began with one oftheir musical interpretation was more numerous cover versions (someone complex than the Beatles. else's material) with "Hold the We were just beginning to wonder Line" by Toto. While the Toto if the band had any original tunes studio version was anemic, Bond's when they broke into chorus with version was energetic. "Shockwave", a loud and audible Realizing that they were in song which was enough to leave a Supertramp fan territory, the band lasting impression on the audience. was inspired th play the logical song The other originals were "Give a Little Bit" and from the produced before the audience in a crowd's response were inspired to style which made one think, "Hey, play three others from earlier haven't I heard that one before". Supertramp albums. Some off key They lacked a distinct quality of notes were detected by the "not so originality (although they were ardent" Supertramp supporters in authentic originals). The vocals were the pub. The crowd was quick to clear and crisp given the dance away to the steady beat circumstances ofourWLU cavern, a though. definite bonus to the group's VELLA A hoary (old) classic by Fairport abilities. Lead singer and guitarist, PAUL Convention was presented as a relief John Roles has a nice voice BY from the standard rock. The accompanied by Bill Dunn on Bass. Connection combines old English The overabundancy of guitar solos PIC folk songs with modern rock revealed these two's capabilites, John Roles and Bill Dunn of Bond instruments. The piece, a slow-mo while subduing the keyboards and which took place. That is precicely song for the eight romantics on the drums. why this band is a pub band—they dance floor, was entitled "Meet on I must give the band credit for play all types of danceable music— the Ledge". performing "Space Oddity" by and leave the nitty gritties to other A competent version of The Cars Bowie. This was more of a musicians. let the good times roll, and the band reminiscent song, for many in This Canadian rock quintet has W. back with half of Wings attendance, of five years ago when been heralding since nine years ago Jrl came a set by Popular Demand in including Venus and Mars and Band the song was at its peak. A floodlit going through minor changes and W*y \\l on the . Genesis and Allan glow ball was added to hype up the their music reflects their interest in Parsons were a couple of the better performance of this piece giving it a performing the commercial music pieces of the evening performance. spaced out atmosphere. At timesthe which interests the masses. This "B'\l Parson's "I Don't Wanna be Like song was unrecognizable but when good looking group will probably be (formerly Studio 7) \I You" was a decent effort as well as you already know the song it didn't around for another few years to 1/ the song "Freedom" from the I hurt. continue bring forth numerous Robot album. It would have been nice to hear or attractive AM songs, which The group's own rendition ofSer- even see a half decent drum solo Thursday night was but a sample of. geant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club instead of the two minute interlude 11 TONIGHT—SAT 1 I Ull i Return to the sounds and sights of the Mttj Ifljj 50s. Original 50s Rock N Roll with top ffljl; Big Disco Competition ■jcu live entertainment featuring Wm

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475 King Uor\\\^^^T IV X BRESLAU HOTEL S >. Ontario / J fc/\ Breslau, \A 41 8 The Cord Weekly Thursday, October 25, 1979 Another Simon Production: Sweet byBeaMcMillan hyperactive star. Her hubby was a there characteristics I would rather than when they started. The movie struck me as at T.V. different matter. Michael Cainnever have seen other performers have. Walter Matthau'spart was strictly show like a take-off on Love Tuesday's movie in IEI seems to fit his role in any film I've Richard Pryor astounded me in situational comedy when his wife American Style. seen him in. He's not convincing in that he could perform such a role showed up at his room. He The movie was good for a few California Suite was comical if California Suite and thankgoodness without his regular verbatum of constantly tries to hide the girl in his laughs but still I do not know the you go for slap stick humour. I Maggie was there for him to rely on. oscenities he is known topossess. He room from her. He had the easiest plot. prefer the shows with more of a Alan Alda and Jane Fonda was a good match for Bill Cosby, part to play. His wife Elain May was I think Simon wanted to put central plot though—like murder provided quite a change from the whose style has not changed a bit. I good. some stars names up in lights to get mysteries. pace of the rest of the movie as they have to admit I was chuckling at the people to see the movie. Once they Neil Simon's attempt to bring bickered about who should get the turn of events they went through Throughout the movie I was were in front ofthe screen theycould together several different lives under custody of their daughter in their both on the tennis court and in their wondering "Well when are these get a fleeting glance at the stars in one common denominator, a separation proceedings. Alda was rooms. (Rather I was laughingat the people all going to get scenes which jumped around California hotel, were good though. very serious and I don't think he had ridiculousness of it) If anyonehad a together?'... but they didn't. disjointedly. Maggie Smith was superb in a chance to develop his character, stroke of bad luck they did, leaving They check in, stay, then check I guess it was a typical Neil Simon portraying her dramatic part as a and Jane was very obstinate. Both their holiday in worse condition out. product. Car Pub Rally

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Robert Silverman will be at the U international competitions. y—in as many seasons —and has of W Humanities Theatre on Silverman first v came to the made four consecutive appearances Sunday, October 28 at 8:00 p.m. attention of the Canadian public in included a series ofconcerts with the Silverman performed with the 1967 when he won the $5000 Grand eminent Soviet conductor, Kiril Montreal Symphony Orchestra at Prize in Canada's prestigious Kondrashin. Recently, Silverman age 14and soon after was taking top Coucours Jeunesses Musicales. That completed a 13-concert tour of honours in Canada's major music same year, he was invited to perform Canada with the National Arts competitions. twice at Expo 67, and it was during Centre Orchestra and he has It was ony aftercompleting a B.A. 1967 that he made his American performed with numerous other in the humanities, however, that debut recital—at the Pan-American major North American orchestras, Silverman devoted himself exclu- Union in Washington, D.C., including the Milwaukee sively to music. Assisted by a Cana- winning rave reviews from' Symphony, the Montreal da Council grant, he studied in American music critics. Symphony, the Boston Pops, the Vienna for two years. Returning to In 1971, as a result ofwinning first Rochester Philharmonic and the Montreal, he completed a Bachelor prize in the Allied Arts Competition, Quebec Symphony. of Music degree at McGill he appeared in Chicago's Orchestral In addition, Silverman has University in one year and entered Hall. His performance there led the performed in major centres in the Eastman School of Music in critic ofthe Sun-Times to callhim "a Europe, Asia, and South America. Rochester, New York. There he mature pianist with a wide range of He broadcasts regularly on the CBC became one of the few students in musicianship, an exceptional radio and television networks and that institution's histsory to earn technique, and a sure sense of his four recordings on the Orion both an Artist Diploma and a style...all the things on which great label have received critical acclaim Doctorate. While at Eastman, reputations are built." on both sides of the Atlantic. Silverman won first prize in the Since his return to Canada in Silverman plans to Chicago Artist Advisory Council 1973, Silverman has become one of Rachmaninoff, Sonata No. 1 in D Auditions and numerous prizes and the country's most sought-after Minor; Chopin, Fantasy in F Minor, awards in the Rio dc Janeiro, Van pianists. He has been soloist five Op. 49; Ravel, Sonatine; and, Cliburn, Busoni and Viana daMotta times with the Toronto Symphon- Bartok, Dance Suite. ...to be...to be...to be... Thursday, October 25 • David Dunbar presents his stu- • "Henry V" shown at KW Library • Helix—Waterloo Motor Inn dents in a piano recital at 2 p.m. 7 p.m.—plus discussion • Film—Stevie—adult entertain- Kitchener Public Library ment—National Art Centre. • CBC radio—Rick Neilson of Thursday, November 1 • Crime and Society-—Mr. Uldis Cheap Trick talks on baseball • Dr. Honeyford U of W on The Kundrats lecture at 7 p.m. caps Christian—12:15 noon at KW Kitchener Public Library. Library — lunch $I—call1 —call Monday, October 29 743-0271 in advance Hotel | • Music at noon—Alec Cather- ttgv 871 Victoria St. N.-744-3511 M wood: violin, Garth Beckett: • Tutankhamun's Egypt—series • "The Meritocracy Debate: piano—Mozart and Ysaye—in film —University Centre— Limits and Possibilities of the Theatre Auditorium at 12 Guelph University, room 103— Equality"—7 p.m. at Forest noon at WLU—free. film each day of the week Heights Public Library. 12:10 p.m. CENTRESTAGE Friday, October 26 • Art Exhibit in Concourse B WLU—serigraphs by David KW Symphony presents Con- I • ductor Jaqueline Hunsberger—free-runs till THURS-FRISAT Richard and H B guest artist: Centre Opera Stu- Nov. 9 dio—Humanities Theatre, UW. Tuesday, October 30 D Juno Award Winner H Nonsense Poetry CBC Toronto • WLU Film course at Closing for art exhibit • Kitchener day Public Caesar • 'Twas Ever Thus & Library—Little at A Germanic 7 p.m.—free Flavour—Main Gallery and Cycle Gallery KW. • 18 Wheels—hit musical from Tarragon Three day convention Ontario Theatre—Students Patsy • $4.so—Humanities Theatre UW 8 I New Liberals in Peterborough— registration $40.00. • CBC Celebrate 30th North At- Sunday, October 28 lantic Treaty Orgn. with mostly music • WLU Convocation—fall convo- cation at KW Memorial Audi- • 'Yes You're Wrong' taping-live audience and 8 Gallant g torium at 2:30 p.m.—friends you can be there— and relatives welcome. Adelaide Court Theatre, 57 Ade- NEXT WEDNESDAY laide St. E. Toronto—l2:os p.m. M H Dave Broadfoot at the Waterloo • free (bring your lunch) Motor Inn—doors open at 5— $9.00 students/$ 11.50 other—co- Wednesday, October 31 sponsored by Fed of Students Laurier Christian Robert Silverman Humanities • Fellowship— at on Urbana Missionary Confer- NEXT THURS • Theatre, U of W, 8 $6.00 H & FRI p.m. ence in Dec.—open forum—4:4s Q students/sen. $4.00, avail, at till 7 p.m. H MacLean & MacLean | KW Symphony Office H NEXTSATURDAY H

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S, WATERLOO jk MMHM Platter C Jl V MMMMMmJ with cole TEL. 886-0391 ■k nUxlngitmotofwniiiHlqtiwtmuiic >J^ j£ slaw, roast- .QQ O ed potatoes, veget- T*»™ [ACROSS FROM WATERLOO SQUARE) All the Pickles you ables ■ OPEN TUES - FRI 12-5:30 can eat... Changing Hot Menus daily SAT 9-5:30 . / THURS NIGHT 6:30-9 Thursday, October 25, 1979 The Cord Weekly 11 Al Pacino: up for Awards? DISC-COVERY of old time and newer time rock by Neal Cutcher music. A few of the groups or by Peter Bernotas in prison for a traffic violation innocent" and his sentences follow It has been said by some people individuals that are the forerunners Looking for something to do this coupled with a "clerical comedy of accordingly. that the lyrics ofthe New Wave are of the New Wave are Elvis Presley, week end to break up the monotony errors" (as Columbia pictures puts The film also brings together an non-existent and meaningless. This Gene Vincent, The Beatles, The of .exams? Why not take in "And it). He is then placed under pressure old friend (Pacino) and acting is pure garbage. What does it take to Kinks, The Who, The Rolling Justice for All" at the Capital to defend a judge, who he dislikes coach, Lee Strasberg, who plays prove that the New Wave hashonest Stones, The Doors, Roxy Music Theatre? This is not just a movie, it is with a passion, accused of raping Pacino's grandfather—a grand- intelligent lyrics that are relevant to Brian Eno, Mcs, Iggy and the a Normand Jewison film. Jewison. and battering a girl. father who is caught up in the past life in the late 1970's and early Stooges, The Modern Lovers, New born in Toronto, directed sixteen From then on the plot thickens still thinking that his grandson is 1980's?The New Wave is a revival of York Dolls and Brinsley Schwarz. movies, of which six won Academy and we are brought to see two going to law school when in fact he rock and roll. Some of the bands which were at Awards. His most popular works opposing views of justice, one of Al has been a lawyer for twelve years. I contend that people who bitch the beginning of the New Wave were: The Russians are Coming, In Pascino the lawyer and the other is His twelve years are now being about the New Wave are not even scene include Nick Lowe, Blondie, the Heat of the Night, Rollerball, as Jack Warden with John Forsyth threatened as Gail Packer, his lover listening to the words or music. Elvis Costello, The Sex Pistols, The well as, Jesus Christ Superstar, playing the judges. Warden himself by night, is investigating his law Anyone who has taken the time and Clash, Sham 69, lan Dury, The Fists, and Fiddler on the Roof. In all plays the colourful role of a "cheer- ethics by day. From Pacino's strong effort to listen knows that the lyrics Stranglers, The Buzzcocks, The his films there was a strong element fully suicidal" judge who carries a i sense of justice and brilliant acting are meaningful. The lyrics are often Ramones, the Jam and Generation. of satire demonstrated in this his last .45 under his robe and uses it as a to Jack Warden's colourful portray- not subtle. New Wave Lyrics are Ramones, and the Jam and film. The movie is focused on the gavel in order to restore order in the al of a judge, I believe that this is a often to the point and foolishly Generation X. These bands that I American criminal justice system courtroom. Warden also enjoys movie well worth the money and honest. I believe it was called Punk have mentioned have progressed where Al Pacino plays the role ofa inviting friends to play a form of time. The excellent efforts in acting Rock in the beginning because it beyond their initial 'amateur' criminal lawyer who wants to Russian Roulette using a helicopter. from all characters have come took a literal translation of punk to beginnings. All of these bands and protect the rights of his clients. He On the other hand there is Judge together to make another great mean: 'a young inexperienced individuals have something has great difficulty in doing this Rayford (John Forsyth). The voice Normand Jewison film which is person. But punk rock grew up and important to say and it is too bad because of the breadkdown in the of Charlie's Angels. His beliefs are certain of being nominated in the became a more experienced musical that so few want to listen. judicial system. This is shown by the summed up in the statement "all Academy Awards. form called New Wave. There are other bands who have terrified youth who faces five years men are guilty until proven See you at the movies. Of course there are still problems progressed toward a totally new with the New Wave which prevent it sound. These include Talking from becoming fully accepted by Heads, Bs2's, XTC, Ultravox, everyone. The bands that perform Magazine, Simple Minds, and Pere The New Wave are mostly English Übu. A...amen Brothhur and thus their vocals are not the I have forgotten many of the same as most American technorock bands which are kind of New Wave. by Carl Friesen audience of how Jesus had changed preached that uncivilized man— bands (Styx, Kansas). The lyrics are The list of new individuals and Last Saturday eveningI wandered their lives interspersed the musical "the Noble Savage"—was the ideal, sung with a great deal ofemotionally groups would fill at least one-half more or less by accident into the numbers. but when Rousseau and his impassioned vocals, which can page of this newspaper! Narrow showing of part of the "How Shall In the midst of this emotion and followers studiedprimitive people in cloud up the enunciation. The minded hypocritical space cadets We Then Live?" film series by zeal for Jesus, I as one ofapparently places such as Tahiti, they instrumentation is varied. In the who whine about the uselessness of Francis Scheaffer. This film series of very few nonbelievers present, felt discovered depravity there also. beginning it was power-chord the New Wave had better stop and ten thirty minute movies, two each rather out of place. This was primar- The film entitled "The Age of guitars but this has shifted to other listen. The New Wave wants to evening was presented at UW by ily a meeting of believers. Fragmentation", which was shown more sophisticated instruments. The change a lot of things. A music Maranatha Ministries. In marked contrast of the next, dealt in part with Picasso and synthesizer is now being employed industry dominated by American Although I had come expectingto emotional pitch of the warm-up, the his fragmented style of painting. by some bands, as well as technorock pablum, wimp rock, see only the films themselves, it soon two movies themselves were a study Scheaffer says that despite Picasso's saxophone, violin and other pansy pop and clone drone needs became evident that what was being in rationality. philosophy stated in his art, he also keyboards. There is a lot ofhumour New Wave. offered was much more. Francis Scheaffer is an American was unable to live with his ideas, for in the New Wave. The best example New Wave may not be perfect but A Jesus-rock group from Florida scholar living in Switzerland and is when he did portraits ofthose in his of this is a group call The Ramones. most of it is better than slop we called "Beautiful Feet" started off one of the intellectual spokesmen of immediate family hedrew themreal- The New Wave is a continuation currently have. the show. the Born Again movement. His istically. The audience, armed with a good series of films traces the history of Scheaffer concludes that the number of Bibles and apparently Western civilization with the philosophy of fragmentation leads mostly students, was one ofthemost objective of proving that to disorganization, and that the only supportive I've ever seen. In the Christianity is the best 'Answer' to answer is a return to the Bible and camp-meeting spirit, the crowd was our civilization's ills. Christianity. encouraged by the band members to In the first movie, called"The Age After this film was finished, a . stand up, sing and clap along with of Non-Reason". Scheaffer deals prayer at the end and an invitation Hpii: nil MMJF ,; JBH^tlM^|^^H the music. with various proponents of for all who had not done so to accept .;--:^;;.x.;: Prayers, an offering and testimon- nonrationalism, such as Rousseau. Jesus finished off the evening. ials by members ofthegroupand the This philosopher, says Scheaffer, ;JmM Giving Praise Where Due representation, a further meaning to In Praise of Older Women is one future. the show which you will just haveto of the most recent films to be shown This vision ofa Casanova life style "' find out yourself on Tuesday, H 1 Jmml in IEI at WLU this year. is a drawing force ofthe show.There October 30th. The cost is a minimal This film is a movie which traces is a plot to the show which many $1.00 for students and $1.50 for the development of a boy into a people feel other such films do not man. His sexualrelationships (if you portray. There is, under the visual others. can call the relationships at all) I mmF JPaH ■ RHP ■* JmiJ begin at the age of twelve and : &* IP WMHf continuethroughout his life until the fll age of 35-40. This is a fantasyfilm which begins in Paris and ends with a scene in Montreal, where the main character ALLSTATE reflects on his past and questions the Disco Tears ALLSTATE BELIEVES IN (ZNS) —Disco music may soon be DEVELOPING POTENTIAL used against rioters. looking oriented A South African firm has We are for results announced plans to market a special university graduatesto join the Allstate anti-riot vehicle which broadcasts management development program. 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Oct. 31/79 Some scenes and language may be QQppOLA„, COPPOLA If are We will be on campus enS e FRANCIS |° Thealres Branch. ■1CHN,C010»« and need help, call these career positions. The "' Omariol AN OMNIZOETROPE PRODUCTION to discuss [ o..u."i.bcu I TF United Artists briefing session will be held from 12:30- irthright -2:00 p.m. in the mezzanine. For more S contact the Placement and I 2Shows Nightly Please Consider information ATJ •! at 6:45 P.M. & 9:30 P.M. Office. \LM yourselfand your Career Services IBH ll llj Matinee Saturday & Sunday MHMMHMMIMMMMmI at 2 P.M. baby. These are not Sales Positions! Free Pass L/sf Suspended Call 579-3990 . 1 Thursday, October 25, The Cord Weekly 1979 12 SPORTS Hawks hang on to draw with Lancers

FRIESEN CARL BY PIC Laurier fullback Dave Graffi (29) showing the determination that netted him the Hawks first touchdown and 105 yards rushing. by Joe Veit massacre ofthis same team last year, brought the Hawks down to the however, due to a very questionable generate any kind ofoffensive threat The Golden Hawks have done it. however, it was not to be thecase. At Lancer's 17 yard line. Then a couple call, the Lancers were in excellent in the second half and quite simply, As a result oftheir 23-23 tie this past 10:40 of the Ist quarter, the Hawks of runs by Colwell and Graffi position on the Hawk 3 yard line to though it pains me to say, "they Saturday against the. Windsor scored their second touchdown of brought the ball to the 4 yard line start the fourth quarter. The Lancers stunk!" However, when the Lancers Lancers, they have managed to the day after halfback Paul Falzon and set thestage for Colwell's major. recovered a Hawk fumble and of Windsor roll into Seagram remain undefeated throughout the scampered in from the five yard line. Thus at 7:10 of the 2nd quarter the gained possession of the ball on the Stadium next Saturday to tackle our regular schedule, a feat that has Jerry Gulyes contributed with two Hawks held a commanding 23-1 Laurier 36 yard line. Mallender went Golden Hawks, they are not going eluded them since 1966,coach Tuffy successful converts and two single lead and it appeared as if they had to the air, but had his pass go to leave with smiling, jubilant faces Knight's first season as head coach points to give the Hawks 16 points the game all wrapped up. incomplete as a result of an as they did this Saturday past, at WLU. However, now that the before Windsor got on the However, the fiesty Lancers outstanding defensive play by Barry because the Golden Hawks are regular season has come to an end, a scoreboard as a result of a single refused to roll over and play dead, Quarrell. However, therefruled that going to leave no doubt thattheyare whole new ball game begins. From point conceeded by Bob Stacey. but instead led by their fearless Barry had interfered with theLancer the number one team in the country. here on in it's sudden death for our Part way into the second quarter leader quarterback Scott Mallender, receiver and thus Windsor gained Make sure to be on hand this glorious Golden Hawks with a loss Phil Colwell made his first they came back with a touchdown possession of the ball on the Hawks Saturday afternoon at 1:00 (yes, meaning the end of the season. appearance since that fateful day before the half had ended. 17 yard line. In my judgementit was 1:00) at Seagram Stadium for the The Hawks came out flying at the early in September against the Mallenderhit Scott Essery with a 31 a poor call because it appeared that OQIFC (W) semifinals. The Hawks beginning of the game, scoring a Gryphons when he went hobbling yard pass with less than 2 minutes Quarrell did not interfere with the are going to set the record straight touch down on their first series of off the field with a twisted ankle. remaining in the half and then receiver and in fact after looking at against the Lancers, come and cheer plays. Fullback Dave Graffi Though he did not see much action, dumped a pass to kid brother Craig the instant replay in the press box them on to victory. barrelled 36 yards downfield to the he certainly made his presence felt for a successful two point (compliments of Channell 11) my A special reminder that student Windsor 5 yard line and drove his by scoring the Hawks third conversion. In the third quarter original thoughts were confirmed. ID cards do not serve as free tickets way into the end zone on the touchdown on a 4 yard run and Mallender again went to the air to With just seconds missing from to the game. Now thatplay-offs have succeeding play to score the Hawks averaging in excess of five yards on set up a score for the Lancers, this the fourth quarter, lancer started, everyone must pay; $2.00 if first major score. It looked as his six carries. Colwell's touchdown time a 27 yard completion to Frank quarterback Scott Mallender snuck you buy it in advance at the AC, or though it was going to be a repeat was set up by a 34 yd. Scott Leeming Subat. The third quarter ended in into the end zone to tie the game at $3.00 at the gate. performance of the Hawks 78-15 pass to tight end Wes Woof which favour of the Hawks (23-16), 23. The Hawks were unable to

BABIN JAN BY PIC Allstar linebacker Rich Payne (55) ends up on the turf attempting to stifle the Windsor attack. Thursday, October 25, 1979 The Cord Weekly 13 GOLDEN WORDS Well now that the 1979 is the history, it's time to reflect Stars of Game back on what happened. In case you haven't heard (could there be someone out there in the land of living who hasn't?) the 1979 world series Champions are "the family" or for those who aren't caught up on the latest lingo the Pirates. And believe it or not this is contrary to what was predicted in this column a few weeks back when it was stated that theBaltimore Orioles would be theories in a stateof euphoria and sipping and pouring champagne all over each other. Why did the Pirates win and not ? Well, it's quite simple actually, they won four games and the Birds only won three.Seriously though, the Bucs emerged victors because they had thepower where it counted, at the plate, which is contradictory to the famous old adage that in World Series play what is important is the pitching. Baltimore received excellent pitching from Palmer, Flanagan, McGregor and company; in fact the Orioles had a better combined era (earned run average) 2.65, than did the Pirates, 3.33. However, thereal difference lay in the team batting average where the Pirates came out on top .323 as opposed to .232 for the Orioles. The Birds simply could not come up with the key hits or rbi's (runs batted in) when they were needed, and specifically their big men did not come through for them. Men such as , and did not come up with the kind of performances necessary to win a world series. Singleton hit well for average, batting at .357 clip, however, he managed only 2 rbi's in seven games which is very poor considering that he collected 111 in roughly 160regular season games. Murray and Bumbry had disasterous series offensively hitting only .154 and .143 respectively and accountingfor a BABIN combined totalof 3 rbi's. About the only bright spot at the plate for the Birds was short stop who hit .400 and had six runs JAN batted in. BY Hitting was not a problem for the Pirates as no less than seven of PIC their starters batted over .300 throughout the series which is simply an Carling O'Keefe players of the game Dave Graffi (offense) and Rich Payne (defense) receiving astounding figure. The big man for the Bucs was their leader and "el plaques from Carling representative Dave Ryan. capitaine" who hit .400 on the series and had 7 rbi's. Willie was a very deserving unanimous choice for the MVP of the world series. Other key men in the Pirate attack were the double play a combination of and (who incidently has a very attractive looking wife), right fielder and thirdbaseman . The Bucs received very reputable pitching from starter Bibby, Candelaria, and as well as excellent relief help from coming out of the bull pen. The managing on both teams was formidablewithBucs boss collecting the and Orioles genius being voted the manager of the year. In a nutshell, the Pirates deserved to win the World Series because they quite frankly out played theBaltimore Orioles. And when you come to think of it, with a whole "family" pitted against a bunch of individuals, how could it have been any other way? From this baseball extravaganza not only did 1 enjoy watching baseball at its best, as wellas having an excuse not to do my homework but I also learned a valuable ($) lesson. Just because your team happens to be up 3 games to one in a series and you're tremendously confident that they are going to win is no reason to give 5 to I odds on a $2.00 bet, even if it is only to father superior. Needless to say this writer lost ten hard earned "smackeroos" and also suffered a wee, (however slight) dint in his pride. ».. ygt. Sports Editor Basketball not far away by Chip McBain hopefuls is Streetsville native raul On November 6 the Golden Hawk Flack. Mens Basketball team will begin its Among possible changes for this season with an exhibition game in year could be a new playoff Toronto. The Local fans can, arrangement, favoured by Coach however, get a look at the Hawks Smith, that would see playoff games and some of the opposition at the held in a post season tournament. WLU Invitational tournament This would eliminate a problem November 16-17. experienced off and on over the How will the Hawks look this years of Waterloo and Laurier The Hawks should provide a basketball year? Coach Don Smith (with playing on the same nights thus season of entertaining season as Laurier since 1970 and who played eliminating a certain amount of fan and hopefully a successful college at Fairmont West Virginia) support. well. says the team will be young as they will be missing some key returnees

from last vyear. The Hawks have their bright spots, though, and will be hoping for the health ofreturnees Staff Bob Fitzgerald and Orville Clark. Wilfrid Laurier Fitzgerald was last years Outstanding Freshman and has Association Bursary played for the Junior National team but is unfortunately just recovering from a wrist injury suffered with the Applications Laurier Univ- national team in Brazil. for the Wilfrid Another Hawk to watch out for is ersity Staff Association Bursary are avail- second year Leon Arendse who Office, able in the Student Awards happy returns of the day missed much of last year with Her many ... Floor, Services up diamonds injuries. Among strong rookie Ground Student add to Building. An applicant must be a resident Want this to be her brightest birthday? NEED ? Regional Municipality of Waterloo, Only diamonds can measure up. Give her a dazzling r of the gift of diamond jewelry. She'll sparkle CONFIDENTIAL a graduate of a High School located with- with delight ... it all adds up to the best birthday she's ever had and always remember. in the region, whose academic perform- with a HELP? Just think, you made it all possible little.. from us. and who can demon- help LEGAL AID ance is satisfactory, ... strate financial need. DEPARTMENT Applications should be submitted - 1979 2ndFloor S.U.B. prior to Nov. 15, := King St. W. =^^i^ 30 Main St. Mob. Than. 10 «m—4 pat 30 Fri. 10»-2p- Kitchener Gait, Cambridge " i ®r L 884-5330 A 14 The Cord Weekly Thursday, October 25, 1979

Hockey Hawks tie Warriors Mens V-ball Tournament by Fred McCauley breakaway attempt by Len minutes later. The Hawks suddenly by Mike Beijbom reasons. In exhibition hockey play on McClellan, who played a strong found themselves behind 3-2 and it This past Saturday the Golden Coach Chris Coulthard was Wednesday, October 17, the WLU game for Lauirer. The Hawks came wasn't untila goal by Len McClellan Hawks Men's V-ball team went to especially pleased with the Golden Hawks tied neighbouring out of the period with a 1-0 lead that they were able to tie it up. The play a tournament at Brock Univer- consistant play of setters Eric Yap rivals University of Waterloo 3-3 at resulting from a power play goal. goal was beautifully executed, as a sity. and Bill Praught and the play of the Waterloo Arena. The game was The Hawks built up a 2-0 lead pass from the corner to the slot en- We started out slow, but as the spiker Tim Seegmiller. Unfortunate- marked by tight checking and when a goal was scored in the middle abled McClellan tofire the puck past day went on our play improved ly, we ended up losing in the numerous power play opportunities. of a scramble in front of the net. the Waterloo netminder. considerably. consolation finals to Waterloo. The first period of the game was However, Waterloo started to pick Laurier had' a chance to goahead We played better considering the The next tournament is Saturday, somewhat scrappy with both teams up offensively after this point. The on a power play but the closest the circumstances. Our whole team November 3 at Waterloo. receiving frequent minor penalties, rival Warriors scored with a two Hawks got was a hit goalpost. As could not make the trip for various including one major penalty to each man advantage in the middle ofthe the score might indicate, the game team. Waterlooforechecked Laurier second period and appeared to be was quite evenly played, with effectively through the period but getting stronger. The Warriors Laurier dominating the first half of Laurier wtill had the better scoring scored again early in the thirdperiod the game and Waterloo the second chances. This included an early and added another goal three half. Tamiae Hockey Action

by Steve Willert This week's action featured extremes, as two games were very close and in doubt until the end, the while the other games were very one sided. The best game ofthe early season fltklel^c was played last Wednesday night between Bus 5 and Bus 2. In a free- wheeling contest that also featured good passing, the teams tied 3 to 3. The game was catch up for Bus 5 throughout as they never held the lead. WhenKrozonouski gave Bus 2 the lead with 21 seconds left in the game, it looked like it was all over. But, Bus 5 fought back and pulled out the tie on a goal by McCullough with 3 seconds remaining. Other goal scorers for Bus 2 were Curtis and Salvatori. Wilson and McCullough (with two) replied for Bus 5. This was a very impressive point for Bus 2 considering that they were playing with only 8 or 9 players. John McPherson played a strong game in net in place of the regular goaltender. The other game that night was not so close as Bus 7 whitewashed Bus 8, 8 to 0. The fast, smooth-passing, powerful Bus 7 team was in control throughout the game as they continually beat Bus 8 to the puck, and when they didn't they forced turnovers. Bus 8 played scrambly in their own end and were also unable to keep the pressure on when they were attacking in Bus 7's end. Goal scorers for Bus 7 were Stewart and Horan with two each, Kelter, fiadlanderc Gascon, Chadder and Wallace with singles. On Sunday night Bus 7 once more had a turkey shoot with the victim being Bus 6. Bus 6 was rarely able to get out oftheir end much less mount any sustained attack as they were defeated 10 to 2. Much of this was a result of "all" eight skatersfor Bus 6 getting rather tired as the game progressed. Bus 7 in the final period corralled Bus 6 in theirown end and took shooting practice atPat Hurley (it is rumoured he didn't sleep very well that night). Bus 7 got two goals apiece from Kelter, Wallace, and Regular price Chadder and singles from Smart, 1 Healy, Meyers and Horan. ' 95 95 Broadbent and Schuringa replied 1| ™ 59 t069 for Bus 6. The next game, between Bus 8 and Bus 5 was more closely contested, with an empty net goal with no time only remaining on the clock giving Bus 5 Now a to 3 1 victory. It was a physical game which saw 10 penalties called, 7 against Bus 5. But Bus 8 was unable to make powerplays count as they were continually stymied by Kevin Day. It appears that Bus 8, other than continually coughing up the puck in their end, are beginning to put things together. Bus 6 on the These and many others are available in limited quantities in other hand, only showed flashes of the team speed they possess which is some sizes. Act quickly to avoid disappointment! critical if they are to become a "top contender". Goal scorers for Bus 5 were Moorman, Wilkie and Noone McCullough. Gilbert replied for Bus knows the athlete's foot like... Waterloo c *n ■ ■ ■ ——- ■■>.■■■..-.

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Bill Rodgers, America's outstanding marathon man was Hawks Remain #1 Results successful in capturing his fourth FINAL STANDINGS Final Track consecutive victory in the New York 1. LAU1\IL1\ Western Division by Fennema about the indoor season which City Marathon this past weekend. 2. British Columbia (2) Floyd W L T F A P 'Its not a plane, its not Superman, begins in early January. He covered the 26 mile distance in a 3. Acadia (3) Laurier 6 0 I 184 73 13 its the Sparrow. This might be an time of 2:11.42, more than a minute 4. Western (4) Western 5 1 0 154 75 10 ahead of second place finisher, Kirk 5. (5) appropriate motto to hang in the Listed below are results of OUAA Queens Toronto 4 3 0 157 148 8 locker of the track team these days. Track Finals: Pfeffer. Wondering how many 6. Ottawa (7) Windsor 3 3 1 166 135 7 Rob 'the Sparrow' Sparling justified participated? Only a mere 14,000 7. Alberta (6) York 3 3 0 101 77 6 these thoughts by grabbing Ist and plus. 8. Windsor (NR) Guelph 3 4 0 115 107 6 2nd place finishes Ontario Jim Barney 200m4th in heal 9. St. F.X. (8) at the * * * Waterloo 2 5 0 95 153 4 Universities Athletic Association Jim Burrows 3000m6th overall 0. Carleton (9) 5000m 12th overall McMaster 0 7 0 54 258 0 Track and Field Finals held last Tim Dawkins 3000msth overall Bill Burke has an interesting Saturday in Windsor. Floyd Fennema 200m4th in heat comment as to why the Hawks Sparling fancied a 10.9 in the 100 Linda Kirk 800m6th overall floundered in the second halfagainst in heat metres, good enough for 2nd and Peter Loizedes 100mBth the Lancers. He said to the effect John McKendrik 800m6th in heat captured the gold in the 200 metre Howie Rogin Discus Bth overall that, "because we're number one in event with a 22.7 clocking. The Shotput Bth overall the country, other teams get really rookie speedster from London has Rob Sparling 100m2nd overall psyched up and often play over their 200 mIst attracted considerable attention on overall (Sparling, Loizedes, Fennema, Barney) 4xloo heads against us". How very true, the university circuit and could be relay 4t'h overall. (his is the same nuisance which has Coach Ray Koenig's ace in the hole tended to afflict the Montreal during the winter Indoor season. Canadiens in the past. Teams such Another freshman, Tim Dawkins, as the Colorado Rockies, or amcmu/icento6MMWt<,.Uk who earlier in the week trained by Washington Capitals would be on pinching the buttocks of female six game losing streaks when they htowupu M>methuw joggers in Waterloo Park, found Short meet Montreal and come up playing aflMeciate time to finish a strong sth in the way over their heads. Well Hawks, V mote I 3000m steeplechase. It was only last Stop even though it's tough being numero week at McMaster that Dawkins uno on the block, we know you can ■cip£cu4i M&, w tm&e eatuto oai II smashed the school record in that do it and you've got our total event. support. I hambujgeu m excvtwg, specialW~ I The relay ofSparling, by 4x 100 team Joe Veit I laem a Peter Loizedes, Floyd Fennema and * » * petmtce. Combined temp** M Jim Barney were narrowly edged out of the medals and had settlefor a A M&ction Ja£adi aad A to Western 15 Guelph 12 Don't forget to buy your advanced of 4th place finish. York 21 Mac 19 ticket for the football game in the dmeAti w£ do oMauou A The women's team was Queen's 17 McGill 6 A.C. for $2.00 instead of$3.00 at the represented by Linda Kirk who ran a Concordia 29 UQTR 17 gate. Because it is nowplay-off time, food" courageous 2:23.3 in the 800 good Ottawa2B Carleton 16 everybody has to pay. And oh yes, good enough for 6th place. Her efforts Acadia 33 New Brunswick 32 game time is 1:00 p.m. (as all play- established in a new school record St. Mary's 21 St. Francis X-Men 15 off games will be) at Seagram the event. Mount Allison 15 P.E.I. 13 Stadium instead of the regular 2:00 Coach Ray Koenig though Saskatchewan 23 Alberta 6 p.m. start. satisfied with 7th at King and WilliamSts. (Beside the Castle) the team's place Calgary 24 Manitoba 14 Doniit enthusiastic Open showing, supports an Waterloo 28 U of T 20 * * * Mon-Wed 11:30 am-11:00 pm aura ofconfidence when questioned Thurs-Sat 11:30am-12 pm, Sun 5:00 pm-10:00pm FRIESEN CARL THE BY PIC CORD WEEKLY

In this issue coming home.to Laurier. . — disappointing tie —disappearing bands and buses Reading Week; It's guaranteed —AI Pacinofights for justice —and lots ofletters

Thursday, October 25, 1979 Volume 20, Number 7

Hats off to the Geography Club, the winners of the Homecoming float competition

WHAT DO YOU MEAN A TIE!!