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VOL. XCVII - NO. 1 LAWRENCE UNIVERSITY APPLETON WISCONSIN 54911 FRIDAY, OCTOBER 1. 1982 Betas put in suspended activation by Chris Matheus to live off campus, the rest were housed believe and even harder to accept. units, much concern was given to the On July 12, 1982, the Office of Cam­ according to their preferences in the However, most members of the condition of the Beta house. The Betas pus Life officially announced their inten­ residence halls. The Beta house will re­ Lawrence Community were at least were warned of the eminent conse­ tion to close the Beta Theta Pi fraternity main closed this year as it undergoes aware that the Betas were having dif­ quences if the condition of their house house. During this same period a report renovation by the University. ficulties last year. did not improve. At the end of first term was sent to the Beta Theta Pi national The suspension of the charter means According to Dean Agness, the Betas the Beta kitchen was dosed because it organization by Campus Life recommen­ that the Betas can no longer function as have had a recent history of problems, did not meet with the university’s expec­ ding the suspension of the Lawrence part of the national fraternity of Beta many of which had been identified as far tations of a dean and healthy kitchen back as four years ago. Campus Life facility. The closed kitchen came as a claims to have initiated some steps at shock even to the new officers who took that time to bring about a change. The over at the beginning of second term. Beta’s National organization was made The Betas were under the impression aware of the existing problems and took that the kitchen would be reopened after such actions as they felt were ap­ they had shown an improved and propriate to the situation. This responsible attitude towards the house. amounted to information on chapter im­ The feeling of Biii Hosteler, Beta provement being sent to the officers of president, as he and the other officers the Lawrence Betas. worked to improve the status of the Last fall the Office of Campus Life, chapter, was that a kitchen facility was which was concerned about the high in-' essential to many of the aspects of ddent of damages to the Beta house and fraternal life which the Betas were being about the sub-par level of grades held by asked to update. Kitchen facilities would the fraternity members, began to bring together the members as a group seriously lode into the Lawrence chapter and provide the opportunity for having of Beta Theta Pi. Beta Pi National ad­ meals with professors, administrators visors were called in to help assess the and potential pledges. Consequently, situation. Together they conduded that during second term, the members work­ the houee was in extremely poor ed hard to dean their kitchen and ar­ physical condition and that there were ranged to have it painted by the serious problems with the internal physical plant. organization and operation of the frater­ Paul Schrode, new Assitant Dean of nity. Campus Life, stated that “a good job BETAS at play;not any more. Since Campus Life is charged with the wae done” during the second term of chapter. This recommendation tort sup­ tU & T K T fiey are' prt^biie8TR>m I n ­ datyOf msmtaM*#*tal qualityof Ihria* Iasi . year as *he. Beta» showed a ported by the national fraternity at their forming Beta ritual, initiating pfedges • -, continued on page 2 convention in mid August; at which time and functioning as a fraternal group on the Bata charter at Lawrence was for­ campus. Each individual Beta, however, mally suspended. continuee to retain his status as an ac­ An immediate consequence of these tive member of the national fraternity. Illusions of honor: Warch actions was that the Betas as in­ The suspension of the charter and the dividuals were forced to go through the doeure of the Beta house came as a sur­ housing lottery at the end of August. prise to many people. Moet, if not all of bemoans ethical silence Three members were granted permission the Betas found the news difficult to by Kathy Doyle According to Warch, “undergraduates In. e speech titled, “A Terrible are not the only culprits here.” In one Business” President Warch gave the case the man nominated to be the state The academic tithe Matriculation Convocation on Thurs­ education commiseioner in New Jersey day, September 23. At 11:10 professors had turned in, “a 121 page doctoral paraded into Memorial Chapel dressed thesis in which 66 pages were lifted ver­ Brother can you spare a million?in their ecadetnic garb while Professor batim from seven sources with no at­ Duncan played Rigaudon. Professor tribution or acknowledgement.” The byA nn Binder You don’t have to be Professor Dana Waring of the religion deportment gave case became even more unbelievable Imagine that you are a college stu- to know that the moet logical choice is the invocation which was followed by a when the man defended the practice by dent. to allocate your time and mental capad- hymn. Secretary of the committee on labeling his graduate program “ex­ Won’t require too much creative effort ty to course No. 3. public occasions introduced Preeident perimental” and referring to his dissera- cm your part, will it? Now I will aek you to stretch your im­ Warch. turn as “a major departure from a strict­ Now imsgine that you are taking three agination almost to the breaking point. President Warch began by explaining ly scholarly approach.” Even two Pro­ coursee. You have a eubetantial amount of that the theme of a recent book, fessors at Yale in 1979 were caught This, too, should be within the realm money (If this is too hard just pretend Teaching Vaiaoo in College by Richard plagiarizing a research paper. of the poesible. you once gave Howard Hughee a ride in Morals, reveeled the broad topic in his But here things get a bit more dif­ the desert). You want to give this money adress. This topic had to do with ficult/ It is the end of the term, and you to one of three universities. “issues, of integrity, truth and values in are faced with a choice: you have only University No. 1: A small univereity higher education.” one night in which to study for your showing signs of going under in these According to Warch, “the immediate three finals, all of which are scheduled troubled times. provocation of the speech was a conver­ for the sams day. University No. 2: A large university sation with Dean Lauter.” Lauter If you have ever taken economice, you with an endowment of $1,713,350,000. remarked that the number of cases will know that your problem is that (If you have never taken economice, an heard by the Honor Council had increas­ which faces any economic system: aendowment is a pool of money-funds or ed in recent years. In fact, a check scarcity .of reeourcee-in your case a property-the income of which ie used by revealed that, “the number of cases has dearth of time and mental capadty-by a university as .a source of income. A doubled from 1971-72 to 1981-82.” which to satisfy the unlimited wants of billion end a half dollars is a lot of Warch acknowledged that such an the people-the voracious appetitee of money)* observation could be made regarding your profeeeore. University No. 3: A small liberal arts American colleges and universities in How does society allocate its college with an excellent faculty, a general reeourcee in order to eatisfy beet the potentially un-ignorant and debatably After making this observation, Warch needs of its people? How do you allocate unapathotic student body, end a well- went on to give specific examples of your tima in order to maximize your managed, relatively strong financial forms of dishonesty. First he dted an in- Warch went on to explain that while grade-point? situation. ddent which occured at the University the examplee are “distressing enough” Conroe No. 1: You have neither been to Most of you will have determined by of Maryland in 1980. During a final ex­ the reeponses to theee wrong doings are many Hesses nor picked up a book. now that University No. 3 would be the am at Maryland, the doors were locked “equally appaling.” What Warch seee ie Would have to cover the entire course in beet location for your inveetment. You and identification was demanded of studente who rationalize cheating by one night from copied notee, and would probably aleo have a glimmer of a suspi­ students in an attempt to find "ringers” referring to the preesuree of a tight job probably foil anyway. cion that this university is meant to be who take exams for studente. Numeroue market, tough graduate school admie- Coarse No. 2: You have been to every Lawrence. And if you have an excep­ ringers were caught. He want on to give eion standards, and fsmily expsctations dase and read every book. Will do excep­tionally intuitive mind, you wffl have statistics on cheating, revealing that, of achievement. Academic profeeeionals tionally well whether you review or not.gueeeed that Lawrence, like many other “one-third of the studente at Princeton, make similar claimo. So Warch euggeete Coarse No. & You have been to moet untverritiee faced with fodaral budget Dartmough, Amheret and John'e that we have a equation in which, “the claeees and read moet books. The course cute and the preeently depreeeed Hopldne admitted to chsating at least motivation and juetification for intellec­ is an interacting one, and you would like «MiMiiiir of the country, once. And two-thirde of the tual accomplishments are extreneic to the academic ectcrpriae iteelf.” to pick up momentum and do wall on the continued on page 2 undergraduatee at Stanford confeeeed to plagiarising papers.” contiuned on page 3 , S Pag« 2 TH! LA W M N T IA N October 1. 1982 News______Black doors close on beleaguered Betas together. “If they had given us a chance continued from page 1 Beta Nationals made an attem pt get the term improvements had been over for rush this fall we might have turned it Lawrence chapter back in good standing shadowed by a third term regression. noticeable improvement in their Attitude around.” Beta Scott Arndt feels that through an effort aimed at helping them During spring term of last year the Beta towards the house. The number of Campus Life was “not out to get damages were substantially reduced and reorganize and redefine the duties of house suffered heavy damages, which us...(but) demanding too much. You the condition of their kitchen facility their thirteen internal offices. The ex­ were “excessive and beyond any other can’t expect people to immediately have was greatly improved. The Beta kitchen, tent of the help from the National living unit.” The reorganization at­ however, was not reopened for third Fraternity was a visit by the District tempts were failing and the members as fraternal spirit.” The National Fraternity has indicated term. Chief accompanied with guideline a group had lost much of their initial en­ that it plans to visit Lawrence this fall The reason for keeping the kitchen material for a rebuilding program. As thusiasm. to interview the remaining fifteen active closed, as stated by Rich Agness, was Bill Hosteler put it, the nationals were The evaluation by Campus Life came Betas and determine if there is a core th at “it wasn’t in the best interest of the “distantly interested.” to the following conclusions: 1) the membership.” The low membership of Some of the Beta officers attended a Betas were having serious financial dif­ group of men who have a strong desire the fraternity along with their volunteer Leadership Workshop in February of ficulties brought on by large debts and to work to recolonize the chapter. If a kitchen-cleaning arrangements last year. The officers, according to poor collection of membership bills; 2) core group is brought together the Betas threatened to cause more problems for Hosteler, found the weekend conference although the required written reports could, optimistically be back as an ac­ the chapter. Opening the Beta kitchen frustrating at best, as emphasis was were submitted they were late, mostly tive chapter by the end of this year. If a was viewed by Campus Life as “an placed on large school fraternity pro­ inadequate and never implemented; 3) committed group is not found, the pro­ obstacle that was only going to get in blems, leaving smaller chapters, such as the excessive level of damage and the cess of reviving the Beta Fraternity will the way of other things (other fraternal Lawrence, feeling ignored and unimpor­ poor living condition of the house were have to start from scratch. Active Betas improvements). tant. inconsistent with University standards. from outside Lawrence will then have to In addition to the physical upkeep of The National Fraternity, after there Being responsible for the condition of be brought in to reinitiate the chapter. the Beta house, the Beta National initial assessment, required each officer, living units, Campus Life felt that their In either case, the house will be held for organization and Campus Life were con­ none of which had any prior experience, evaluation left them no choice but to the Beta Theta Pi Fraternity for five cerned about the Internal Structure of to prepare a written report of the in­ close the Beta house. The National years. the Betas at Lawrence. Financial dif­ dividual duties of his office. The pro­ Fraternity received a copy of Campus Bill Hosteler sees little hope in the up­ ficulties, lack of organized chapter of­ gram’s reports were to be submitted in Life's evaluation and decided that the perclassmen pulling together after the fices, and several years of declining April of 1982 to both Campus Life and Betas at Lawrence had not met their results of this summer. “Betas have membership were more upsetting to the National Fraternity. According to specified requirements. The organiza­ been so demoralized by the actions of Beta National than were broken win­ Dean Agness, only seven of thirteen re­ tion of Beta Theta Pi voted at their na­ Campus Life that trying to get them dows and an unclean kitchen. Campus quired reports were received, after con­ tional convention this summer to sus­ back in shape is going to be next to im­ Life felt that the Betas at Lawrence stant reminder, by the end of the third pend the charter at Lawrence with the possible”, says Chris Meeder (Beta). The were functioning as a group of men who term, of which “one had merit and all hope of being able to recolonize the only hope for bringing the Betas back in used the Beta house an an alternative to seven were late.” chapter as soon as possible. less than a year lies with the attitude of dorm life. The National Fraternity and Both Schrode and Agness agreed that “Rich Agness is setting some unfair the younger Betas. If they lack the Campus Life expect more than that from the Betas had made much improvement publicity”, claims Bill Hosteler. The desire to work as the National’s “core a fraternity. during winter term. However, at the end Beta president was upset by the results group” of men then it is probable that While Campus Life strove to get the of third term when it came time to of the summer. He had hoped for a “full the Betas will be gone from Lawrence Betas to improve their living conditions, evaluate the Betas progress, second year shot” at bringing the Betas University for several years. Fund raising: Fahlund seeks the root of all evil decided to launch a major capital fund­ because the charity needs the money. “the annual fund drive and a capital some time. raising campaign. What we’re trying to do is to remind campaign are run separately. One of the If you would like to venture a guess Unlike many other small liberal arts people of what Lawrence means to them, difficulties in this is that sometimes the about the success of the future cam­ colleges, however, Lawrence is not in and to try to put potential donors campaign tends to rob the annual fund. paign, you ought to take into account financial trouble. Funds are not needed, together with the projects, needs, or For the period of the campaign, then, or both the strength of Lawrence’s in this case, to shore up a faltering in­ potentials of the institution that are in­ for years thereafter,...you wind up with a academic standing and the fact that the stitution. Why, then, should the univer­ teresting to them.” cash-flow problem.” To solve this pro­ annual fund drive has been steadily in­ sity commit itself to such a campaign The projects, needs, and potentials at blem, donors will be asked to consider creasing in momentum for the past three now? which the future campaign will be aimed both capital gifts-gifts from assets-and years. In 1979-80, 22.3% of the alumni Imagine, once again, that you have fall under three broad categories. The annual gifts-gifts from income. contributed to the annual fund. In decided to study for course No. 3. Why most important part of the campaign. Those of you who have either taken at 1980-81, that figure increased to 32%. did you make this decision? You are cer­ least the introductory course to political And last year, 39.3% of the alumni gave tain to pass, and will probably do better science or are slightly more perceptive to Lawrence, demonstrating, according than 3/4 of the rest of the class. But you than the rest will know that a successful to Fahlund, that “there is no doubt that would like to improve upon that. You institution ought to have an ideology we have the attention of the alumni; that would like to be one of the few students and that that ideology ought to have the alumni are interested in Lawrence, who will convert the raw material of in­ clearly-defined goals. committed to Lawrence, and want to be formation given by the professor into a At this point, however, you have lost part of its future.” finished product of fresh insight and your advantage and everyone has guess­ Forget about course No. 1. It is a understanding. ed the third component of a successful thing of the past, and there’s not much You have the potential to be one of the institution; the means to those goals. use in dredging up bad memories. You very best, but you need the resource of Almost a year ago a rough schedule need not trouble yourself with course time. According to Greg Fahlund, who is was mapped out for the Lawrence cam­ No. 2. But turn your mind «gain to the Vice President of Development and paign. The university began a feasabili- course No. 3. “ I t ’s easy to get out of the External affairs at Lawrence and who ty study in consultation with Barnes & rabble,” Fahlund tells us, “and to take a will be in charge of the fund-raising cam­ Roach of Philadelphia, which has been step up and become noticeable and paign, Lawrence, too, has the potential completed and will be presented to the “very good.” But to take another step, to be among the very few at the top. Board of Trustees in October. The study and to move from ‘very good’ to ‘one of But, also like you, Lawrence needs will enable planners to determine the the handful’ is a very difficult thing to resources-in this case the contributions basic schedule of the campaign and to do.” The difference will not be determin­ it will be seeking in the course of the up- decide upon a goal to be met over a cer­ ed by time or money alone. But these and-coming campaign. “It’s a cliche to FAHLUND: rooted in evil. tain period of time. The planning pro­ reso irees are necessary conditions if you say that Lawrence is at a crossroads or cess, however, will be a long one, and the want, in the words of Fahlund, “ to move at a decision-point,” he says, “but I according to Mr. Fahlund, will be aimed campaign will not be announced for into that handful of the very best.” think it’s certainly tnite...we’re in an toward the goal of substantially increas­ ideal position right now. Every dollar ing Lawrence’s endowment. (The endow­ that’s given is going to move the univer­ ment of Lawrence as of June 30, 1981, sity ahead. It’s not simply going to keep was $27,369,000). This increase, says When the Beta's away • • • it from going under. We’re not asking Fahlund, “will produce that much more With the Beta house currently vacant, speculation is running high as to how people to contribute to Lawrence simply income for operating expenses and will it might be best employed in lieu of fraternal residency. In an effort both to to maintain the status quo.” give Lawrence a very secure future.” maximize the university s resourses and to elicit some evidence of readership, The status quo at Lawrence is indeed Another part of the campaign will be a strong one. Many small liberal arts col­ aimed at increasing Lawrence’s capital The Lawr«ntian hereby announces its "Viva la Eviction" contest com­ leges these days are finding themselves in terms of buildings, equipment and, of memorating the Beta house that was and sympathizing with that which isn’t. face-to-face with large deficits. course, books. “There will be some To win one need only propose a practical, yet imaginative, application for the Lawrence has no accumulated deficits. building projects in the campaign,” says derelict buildig (i.e. on-campus health spa, distillery, newspaper complex), fill And Lawrence has, in the words of Mr. Fahlund, as well as “substantial out the form below and mail to/ The Lawrentlan, Brokaw. Entry deadline is Fahlund, “one of the most accomplished amounts of money sought for equipment midnight, October 6. The lucky winner will receive a complimentary dinner for and powerful faculties among small col­ in the sciences, equipment in the conser­ two at the Grandly Re-opened Real Chili, 326 E. College Ave. leges any where... (and) a student body vatory, books in the library, and so on.” which is unusually confident and suc­ The increase of both endowment and cessful.” capital are the typical aims of any All right. So we’ve reached West Egg university’s fund-raising efforts. from Queens and now want to move into Lawrence’s campaign, however, has a East Egg. Just how do we go about it? difference. “We are also including the “Hey buddy, wanna buy mah snake annual fund in the campaign,” says oil?”, would be the line of the huckster. Fahlund. “That is, the dollars that we Lawrence neither needs nor intends to would ordinarily raise during those same take that line. “We’re not fundraisers in years for operating expenses.” Fahlund the old-fashioned sense of going out and presents a clear case for this move away talking people into giving to charity from tradition. “Sometimes,” he says,

/ i ' I ) ■ 1L October 1. 1982 T H E L AW R E N T I A N Page 3 I News Where have all the freshman gone? * Editor's Note: This is the first of a twoon how to handle the problems posed by academics and finances but it boils down have preceded them. 37% of them part series on the alarming decrease the in economy and waiting lists. Prior to to their emotional decision. You have to graduated in the top 10% of their high matriculation. this year’s matriculation some 35 have a positive attitude.” school class; 70% were in the top 30 by Amy Teschner perspective students dropped Lawrence Right now the office is legitimately percentile. Their average SAT scores The Class of ’86, a t a total of ju st 281 when they made it off some waiting list hopeful about next year. The number of were 531 verbal (a 6 point increase over students, marks an especially sharp and into some other college. And this inquirying high school seniors is up com­ last year’s incoming class) and 557 decline in Lawrences steady matricula­ idiosyncratic figure (which is twice as pared to early October of last year. King Math. Their ACT average was 24. 10 of tion drop. They come largely from high as last year’s number) is nearly im­ has been at Lawrence long enough to them were valedictorians; 15 were Na­ Wisconsin (51%) and overwhelmingly possible to predict. describe the process; “you watch the tional Merit finalists; 9 were National from the Midwest (87%). Other areas King holds that Lawrence’s size is its numbers. You look at applications and Merit Commended students. then, at how many will matriculate. Our sent small groups: 5% from the East, greatest asset and the personal honest Though the Admission Staff is 4% from the West, 1% from the South attention given to perspectives is perspectives are good students. We com­ already putting the disappointment of and 3% from foreign countries. 68 of the always to the university’s advantage. pete in a pretty impressive ball park. We this year’s low enrollment behind them have to finesse a sharp edge.” new students are related to alumni and “We’re very very much a counseling ad­ there are several specific questions yet the girls outnumber the boys by 2%. mission staff. You think through very So the 281 students who did arrive on to ask. This summer two professional The Admission Office is facing the clearly what to say about size, location. campus for the first time this fall should consultants, one from Cambridge, MA., enrollment problem with reliable ex­ not be underestimated. They should fair the other from Northwestern University planations and conservative strategies, pretty well, or even better, than the visited the Lawrence campus and met pointing to the sound and consistent thousands of green Lawrentians who with administrators, faculty and credentials of the new Lawrentians for students. Their reports and whether or optimistic consideration. not Lawrence plans to incorporate their Jackie King, Associate Director of Ad­ 350 advice into its recruitment of many more mission, admits that “340 was the ideal qualified Lawrentians will be the subject and when you’re hoping for that 281 is a of next week’s article. disappointment. It’s down enough to be a concern but you can’t change your policy every year. Our focus is on in­ stitutional research rather than quick- 300 fix solutions." The Admission counselors do not travel extensively beyond the midwest and there are no plans to expand those visits. The trend is a national one; the failing economy is confining perspective students to their own regions and state 250 universities. King explains that “We concentrate on the Midwest but we have national recognition.” The Admission Office will continue to stress Lawrence’s small campus and “face to face” education and is working 1979 1980/81 1982 Shrode to serve L. U. family-style by Clark Stalker to tackle “bigger” and "better” con­ tion. I have sincere interest in the the problem and that the evaluation of With the westward departure of Cathy cerns, Shrode moved to DePauw Univer­ residential life, Greek system, and stu­ the Betas was undertaken prior to his ar­ Hyde and the defection of Tom Lonn- sity where he was a head resident, co­ dent activities here at Lawrence.” rival on campus. He stated that Campus quist to business endeavors, the oft- ordinator of Student Housing, and ad­ As the Assistant Dean of Campus Life was merely “supporting what the maligned office of Campus Life has nam­ visor to the Inter-Fraternity Council. Life, Shrode’s duties include the “selec­ Beta Theta Pi National Office wanted to ed Paul Shrode to be the new Assistant Finally, in 1980, Shrode returned to his tion, supervision, development, and do in this case.” Plans are being made to Dean of Campus Life. alma mater where again he was a head training of the Head Residents and stu­ recolonize the Betas, which, Shrode add­ Shrode attended Albion College in resident and served as the Assistant dent counselors and all residential life ed “reaffirms our interest in them.” Michigan (enrollment of 1800 students) Director of Student Activities. programs.” In addition, he serves as ad­ As for the Greek system as a whole, where he graduated with a B.A. in While attending the Regional Place­ visor to the fraternities and Inter- Shrode believes that the fraternities and biology. He was a member of the Sigma ment Exchange for student personnel Fraternity Council. sororities have tremendous potential Chi fraternity and served as an advisor administrators in Oshkosh, Shrode met which needs to be maximized. He views to that fraternity for five years. Shrode Rich Agness, Dean of Campus Life at the Greek system as a positive element received his Master’s Degree in Student Lawrence. Agness informed Shrode of of the University. Personnel at Bowling Green University. the vacancies in Campus Life due to the All in all, Shrode hopes to create an at­ Following his studies at Bowling Green, departures of Cathy Hyde and Tom Lon- mosphere of “community” here at Shrode worked for one year at Hope Col­ nquist. After interviews with Agness Lawrence. Ideally, students will lege in Michigan as the head resident in and several committees, Shrode was perceive themselves as members of the the largest residence hall. He was also selected to be the Assistant Dean of Lawrence “family.” Shrode believes Director of Student Activities and ad­ Campus Life. Shrode said, “ I was elated that this sense of community, when in­ visor for six local fraternities. Deciding to be chosen. Lawrence is a fine institu- stilled in students, will stem the increas­ ing acts of vandalism occuring at Lawrence. In creating a climate of continued from page 1 respect, responsibility, and pride on campus, Shrode hopes to be creating a climate where vandalism will not be ac­ cepted or tolerated. To help build stu­ Time to stammer DAD SHRODE dent respect and pride, and thus create a Continuing his analysis of the pro­ administration. It is the “failure of col­ community atmosphere, Shrode is blem, Warch said, “The enterprise itself leges and universities” who are not more At this time, Shrode is assessing the overseeing a project that will totally is not seen as inherently worthwhile but explicit in proclaiming their larger pur­ programs here at Lawrence. He plans on renovate one resident hall’s student is seen to be a means to some other poses. organizing and co-ordinating various lounge per year. Colman Hall’s lounge is ends.” He concluded his analysis of the Warch says “I do think we need to ex­ campus activities. Shrode encourages scheduled for renovation this year. problem by stating that, “it is in service amine the contours and consequences of students to “participate in leadership Moreover, by October 15, Riverview to or out of fear of those other ends that our present state in which we enshew roles as a valuable, practical Lounge in the Student Union will be individuals seem prepared to cheat.” questions of personal commitment, experience.” He added that “learning redecorated with new drapes and fur­ The result of the situation Warch avoid questions of morality and ethics takes place outside of the classroom as niture. says, “is a cavalier and utilitarian view and adopt a kind of relilitivistic posture well as inside.” In conclusion, Paul Shrode said, “I of honesty.” One problem according to toward values.” Claiming that there is like the students here at Lawrence. I no easy remedy for this situation, Warch When asked what aspects of campus Warch, “is not that students don’t life warrant improvement, Shrode sug­ was impressed with the way they ‘sold’ recalls the philosopher Ludwig Wit­ understand the provisions of the honor gested that student-faculty interaction Lawrence when they interviewed me. tgenstein who said, “values, a terrible code but that they have not been led to needs further development. He stressed I’m looking forward to serving the business you can at best stammer when appreciate the fundamental nature of that campus activities must be viewed students.” you talk about them ” what we do in the University.” Warch as “co-curricular” rather than “extra­ In conclusion Warch said, “It may be sucdntly defines a liberal education as curricular.” Likewise, there is room for time for us to stammer. It may be time one which “must educate for the ethic of improvement in the interaction between All Saints’- for us to open ourselves to exploration of truth if it is not to produce intellectual students and the Office of Campus Life. values not to set out to establish or seek 1 psychopaths." At Lawrence the Honor According to Shrode, students will be in­ uniformity of values but at least to ad­ Episcopal I I code is “our communal commitment to volved in the decisions made by Campus r the ethic of truch.” The Honor code mit issues of values and ethics to a cen­ tral place in our academic community.” Life. He wants to “open up” Campus Church Í represents a personal commitment, a re­ Life and encourages students to ask (Corner of College & Drew) quirement and responsibility for the Silence is easy but stammering is at least speech. And we should care enough questions concerning the role and func­ well-being of the community. tion that it for each other and for our university to serves. Accompanying the students When asked what his role was in the Welcomes Lawrence talk with one another, to stammer misunderstanding of the Honor code is a decision to dose the Beta House, Shrode together about values.” Students & Faculty problem which lies in the hands of the stated that he had little knowledge of Page 4 TH! LAW RKNTIAN October 1, 1982

Head Residents News in Briefs Aggie Finds New Friends by Solomon Skaleus “There wasn’t much to choose from The bewildering policies of our amongst outside applicants.” nation’s President have placed the The absence of “outside quality” will economy in a shambles and have certainly go unnoticed this year, as the resulted in rampant unemployment. head residents chosen from within the Recently graduated Lawrentians will at­ Lawrence community are outstanding. test to the frigidness of the job market, Ross Daniels is the head resident at but the University continues to do all in Sage. He graduated from Lawrence with its power to help graduates find jobs. Of a B.A. m philosophy and has a strong course, the Office of Campus Life has background in physics, computer pro­ done its part in dealing with this pro­ gramming, and theatre. Next year, Ross blem. plans to attend law school. “Despite my There are six new head residents this exemplary test scores, Harvard didn’t French and Italian soldiers entered Shatila and Sabra, the two refugee camps in year, and all six were chosen from within want me. I think I ’ll go to DePaul,” com­ Beirut where hundreds of Palestinians were killed by Christian militiamen more the Lawrence community. Last year, mented Daniels. than a week ago. The French and Italian peacekeepers moved in after Israeli troops Lawrence changed the status of four Cathy Dempsey, a 1982 Lawrence virtually completed their withdrawal from West Beirut. head resident positions, making them grad with a B.A. in history, is head resi- full-time jobs. Cathy Hyde, then Assis­ Differences between the United States and its key allies over the Siberian tant Dean of Campus Life, explained pipeline sanctions are so wide that they have agreed that there is no point in discuss­ that the jobs were created in the interest ing possible compromises at this time, an American spokesman said yesterday. of getting “good people” as head residents. And special emphasis was President Reagan said Tuesday night that the unemployment rate soon could placed on the need to bring in “out­ hit 10% and that the economy remained “in the doldrums” during August. siders” who could bring fresh new ideas to the Lawrence community. Four of the Brazil’s President warned that the world is facing a depression of 1930’s seven head residents last year had no magnitude, and he blamed the major powers for destroying rather than creating previous relationship with Lawrence. wealth. President Joao Baptists Figueiredo, in an address during the opening This year, however, only one head resi­ debate of the United Nations General Assembly, called on global agencies to pro­ dent comes from outside Lawrence, and pose “emergency measures” to aid trade and credit. she shares the job with her husband, a previous Lawrence student. The United States Attorney’s office has filed a complaint in Federal court here The Office of Campus Life quickly contending that the film director John Landis and others withheld evidence on the denies any change in the philosophy con­ helicopter crash that killed the actor Vic Morrow and two children in the filming of cerning the hiring of head residents. the movie “The Twilight Zone.” And Campus Life denies there is any dif- The office said that each of the defendants had evidence that the National Transportation Safety Board “deems advisable to have produced in connection with its investigation” and that each “has refused and continues to refuse to comply or to GET it together comply fully with the N.T.S.B. subpoena.” dent at Ormsby this year. She also James H. Kimberly, grandson of one of the founders of the Kimberly-Clark works part-time at the Public Relations Corp. of Neenah, Tuesday denied allegations made by his longtime friend, Herbert office, where she plans to bolster Ross (Peter) Pulitzer, that Kimberly’s wife had sex with Pulitzer and his estranged wife. Daniel’s image so that someday he may; go to Harvard. Cathy hopes to attend “He’s a despicable liar and you can quote me on that,” Kimberly, 76, said of the seminary but if this does not work Pulitzer, wealthy grandson ot the late publisher-editor Joseph Pulitzer, for whom out, she plans to drive a cab in Vesper, the Pulitzer Prize is named. Wisconsin. Mike Mol is the head resident at Alexander & Alexander pledged to pay “any supportable legitimate claims” on Kohler this year. He graduated from its troubled British insurance unit, Alexander Howden Group. Lawrence with a B.A. in math. As the director of Intramurals this year, Mike has several exciting ideas for rebuilding Begin ordered a full Beirut-massacre inquiry as Israeli troops left. the previously pathetic IM program (see U.S. sources said a dispute over Israeli demands for access to Beirut airport was his lengthy article in the sports section.) overcome, allowing the deployment as early as today of 1,200 U.S. Marines in the In the future, Mol hopes to become a Lebanese capital to join French and Italian peace forces. After the Israeli prime basketball official in the N.B.A. minister’s reversal on the probe, Defense Minister Ariel Sharon said: “Nobody will Lizz Read, head resident at Plantz, is be exempted from questioning.” Get a life. also a 1982 Lawrence grad. She received Israeli sources said Begin hoped the investigation would dispel impressions of a cover-up of Israeli's role in the Phalangists' killing of Palestinians. ficulty with recruiting outsiders: there a B.A. in history and religion. Lizz were seventy-four applicants for six serves part-time as Viking Room co- head resident positions and personal in­ Poland’s military rulers will abolish the independent Solidarity union in their terviews were granted to thirty-six peo­ restructuring of the country’s suspended labor movement, a government newspaper ple from outside the Lawrence communi­ said. It said Solidarity leaders, currently detained or in hiding since martial law ty. Dean Rich Agness, though disap­ began last Dec. 13, “went too far.” pointed with the “quality” of applicants from outside Lawrence, quickly points to the high quality of those chosen from A trian derailment ignited a huge fire in Livingston, LA, that threatened within Lawrence. Said Agness, “We do chemicals so dangerous that authorities said they didn’t know how they would bat­ not put a quota on the number of people tle the blaze. A state police spokesman said the town’s 2,000 residents had been from outside Lawrence, nor do we put a evacuated. premium on new ideas. We want an in­ flux of new ideas, but when it gets down to who we hire, it is the best all-round Peking has removed hardliner Wei Guoqing as political commissar of the army person, given our situation.” Rick and replaced him with former Vice Chairman Yu Qiuli, another conservative, the Moser, a student on the selection com­ G et a job. party newspaper said. Western observers said the reshuffle wasn’t a clear victory mittee, echoed Agness’ sentiments, for top leader Den Xioaping, because both have opposed him ordinator. In the future she hopes to at­ tend grad school and pursue a career in student-university relations. Shipment to Argentina of about $3 million of spare military parts was cleared Jules LaRocque, has the unenviable by the White House, which said it had lifted an embargo imposed during the British- Resume position of head resident at Brokaw. In Argentine war over the Falkland Islands. Economic sanctions against Buenos Aires his spare time he teaches economics. were dropped last July. Greg and Laura Griffin have replaced Printing the Bozemans as head residents at Trever. Laura is a graduate of UW- P ^ leaders vowed to punish the “Zionist murderers” who killed their top Large Selection Stevens Point, where she received a military strategist, Abu A1 Walid, Monday in an ambush on his motorcade in degree in sociology. Greg has studied eastern Lebanon. Palestine Liberation Organization Chairman Yasser Arafat arriv­ Of Papers ! psychology at Hope College and ed in Damascus to lead the mourning, but had no comment. Lawrence. They will assist Lizz and Mike as babysitters at the Viking Room. Marti Wollever is the only head resi­ Venezuela joined the movement of Non-Aligned Nations by upgrading its dent returning from last year. She is representation in the 95-member group from observer to full member, an official in head resident at Colman. Marci ** Venezuela has been seeking international support for its claims for a graduated from Baldwin-Wallace Col­ 50,000-square-mile area in neighboring Guyana. lege with a B.A. in sociology and Spanish. This year, she serves as Assis­ tant Director of Students Activities. The National Football League was ruled guilty of unfair labor practices in refus­ Her primary responsibility is to find s ing to give the players’ union copies of player and radio and TV contracts. The ac­ date for “Celebrate” in which there is no tion by a National Labor Relations Board administrative law judge came in the T h e N ow Printers. rain in the forecast. midst of a pro football strike that began Sept. 21. 308 N. Appleton St. Appraising the group Dean Agness (2 blocks north of Prange's) observes that, "N ot only have we a fine bunch of head residents, but the A Soviet purchase of U.S. grain was confirmed by the Agriculture Department, 734-9997 residence halls will be in very good ii the oitier for only 750,000 metric tons of corn wasn’t seen by analysts as hands, as well.” boosting the slumping grain market.

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Member of the THE ASSOCIATED COLLEGIATE Letters__ 0 LAWRENTIAN p r e s s g p (306680) Liberal lemmings Vol. XCVIII— No. 14 Friday October 1, 1982 Phones: Office: ext 6768. Business Mgr., ext, 6863. Published weekly during the follow the piper school year, except during examination periods byThe Lawrentian of Lawrence University. Printed by The Bulletin. Inc. of Appleton. Deadline for copy is 8 p.m. To the Editors: How does one keep one’s sanity in a set­ ednesday night. All copy handed into theLawrentian must be typed, but names All doors of the Memorial Chapel were ting of intentional intellectual tension may be omitted upon request. Yearly subscriptions $9.00, overseas airmail $21, wide open to allow the exodus of the new and turmoil? The answer seems to con- sea mail $8. Second class postage paid at Appleton. Wisconsin. Freshman class and their parents from President Warch’s matriculation speech. As they left the confining channels of the Chapel, mass claustrophobia seemed to take over, for the crowd immediately spread out into a wide wave, like a weather front, moving across the avenue. Somewhere, there was an analogy to be made in all of this. Lemmings. Guided by instinct and the observed actions of their peer? and elders, they meandered day by day towards the brink of liberal education. Nervously unaware that the abyss was looming closer and closer they moved onward, giddy with subdued excite­ ment. Without realizing it they were WHICH way to the ocean preparing to jump from the stable ground they have been travelling to the tain the beauty of this broken parallel. chaotic, static world of Appleton’s One comes to realize that retaining sani­ brand of academia. Soon they would ty is not the purpose of one’s endeavor’s. The Trepidation of the Spheres leap, and all the accustomed footholds The task at hand is rather to avoid in­ and handholds will disappear. sanity. The lemmings who for years Not more than one week ago, a painful blow was dealt to the delicate relationship Here, however, the analogy fails. The have leapt from the cliff have somehow of the University with its host city, when an altercation erupted between a Lawrence academic pit does have rungs. Further­ done just that: avoided forms of insani­ student and a local man. Besotted and disorderly, the unidentified antagonist first more, it is not without a bottom, it lacks ty. The dive can prove to be a vocation, inflicted damage upon the gracious premises of Jim’s Place, and then resisted only a ceiling. In fact there is an an important step, or an unpleasant violently when the management attempted to expel him, landing a flailing right unlimited number of handholds. Now stumble. But something will have been hook to the chest of Donny, the amiable sommelier. the problem ceases to be one of survival, learned. Theoretically, that is education. This may not appear, on the surface, to be an incident of any great importance. but of the particular means of survival. -H E N R Y W. STEVENSON Such drunken caperings are commonplace not only around college campuses but wherever fractious humanity consorts over the price of a slug. This excuse is, of course, thoroughly inadequate, and to attempt a defense of these rash deeds would In defense of Resume padding be nothing short of a complete shirking of responsibility and a raspberry in the face To the Lawrence Community: of civilization. How many Lawrentians, if the oppor­ tical work experience that are associated Lawrence is not an island here in Appleton. Although it has found a comfortable tunity arose, would consider interning with internships. The above mentioned and generally amicable haven here — managing, yet, to carve out its separate sphere during a school recess? If all of you is fine if the student wishes to enter the — the life of the University is inextricably bound with that of the community. To answer affirmatively then this project job market, but is equally as beneficial jeopardize these ties is to jeopardize our own existence. has a real chance of success. The project for the student who intends on some sort Like the Israelis in Lebanon, we are guests here, and once we have gone we leave quite simply is the development of a Cor­ of graduate work. Graduate school ad­ not only the community th at was, but that which will greet our successors. We m ust porate Intern program for Lawrence mission depends principally on test recognize ourselves as not only elements of the University, with our obligations ter­ students. The word “corporate” is not to scores and grade point, but here too minating at its boundaries, but members of the larger polity, as well — charged with propose that the internships will be heavy emphasis is being placed on work the maintenance of its well being. So when next embarking upon the Avenue for developed solely for those who have a experience. some cordial consumption, look around; consider your kinship; keep Appleton clean; career interest in business. Rather, it The Lawrence University faculty and have a Red Devil and smile. shall be the title of a program that administration does a superb job in mak­ hopefully will encompass as many dif­ ing available off campus study pro­ ferent interships as there are students grams, both in this country and abroad. Editors-in-Chief...... Amy Teschner, Rick Moser with different career interests. An in­ The envisioned Corporate Intern pro­ Coordinating Editor...... Kathy Doyle ternship can be anything from working gram can do nothing more than accen­ Managing Editor...... Tom Skinner with a clinical psychologist to working tuate those and many on campus pro­ News Editor...... John Huber as a trading clerk for a brokerage firm. grams, while making internships Features Editor...... Ann Binder Those who find internships the most available to all students not just those Sports Editor...... John Landis rewarding are those individuals who who have their own connections. Photo Editor...... Ted Chesky would like to someday work in that par­ A survey of general orientation will be Consulting Editor...... Sean McCollum ticular field within which they are inter­ distributed within the next week asking Layout Director...... Cindy Johnson ning. the Junior and Senior classes where Illustrations...... Ted Chesky Students who have been so lucky as to their career interests lie. The purpose of Layout Staff...... Cindy Johnson, Kathy Doyle, Sean McCollum, Ann Binder, have had the experience of interning the survey is to give myself and the John Huber, John Landis, Amy Teschner, Rick Moser gain a unique perspective of the working Career Center a better idea of exactly Reporters...... Ann Binder, Andy Hazucha, Tom Otten, Bev Larson, world and also tend to have a greater ap­ where we should be seeking internship Andy Larsen, Martha Girard, Dave Blowers, Dave Lawson, Kathy preciation of their educational oppor­ opportunities. Your participation is Doyle, Paul Jenkins, Katie Moore, John Landis, Chris Mathews, J.B. tunities. Also bear in mind that critical if this program is to meet its ob­ Rees, Clark Stalker, Stacey Schmeidel, Sean McCollum, Tom Skinner, employers not only look at what a stu­ jectives. As soon as the data has been Jeff W.isser, Andrea Pandazi, Nancy Olson, John Huber, Naomi Gitlin, dent has accomplished academically, collected and evaulated another letter to Henry Stevenson but also carefully evaluate what the pro­ the editor will be written informing you Future Reporters...... Josh Gimble, Megan Bailiff, John Schmid, Gene Boyle spective employee has accomplished of the survey’s results. Business Managers...... Lynn Freiburg, Lavay Heintz beyond the campus. Employers readily Thank you. Feminists promoterecognize “peopleness student initiative and prac- -JO H N W. HEILSHORN To the Editors: As chairman of Downer Feminist stability of our country, school, relation­ talk, communication and interaction. As the idea of “community” at Lawrence Council (DFC) I would like to begin by ships. Literally all aspects of human life. someone once said: by showing support of and enthusiasm saying th at the council will indeed by ac­ This brings me to the second major “...the enormous problems that facefor the other groups on campus such as tive this year. We intend on doing some concern of this year’s Council which is the world today, in both the private B.O.S., and Dinner Theater, The Artists reorganization in the coming year in what could be termed “peopleness”. It is public spheres, cannot be solved Assc., by the Film Committee, Panhel, etc. order to increase DFC’s exposure and time to become aware of the human women - or by men - alone. They can only We will also be in charge of planning ac­ usefulness and I might add acceptance potential around us. All the separate be surmounted by men and women, tivities side during Women’s Week in April. to the students at Lawrence. The two groups found in this country; men, by side." Meetings of Downer Feminist Council main concepts we plan on working women, blacks, whites, etc., must begin So simply, so profoundly true and so will take place in the Downer room around are quite straight forward. to deal with each other as individuals. often forgotten. located in the sorority wing in Colman. Above all DFC is a women’s organiza­ Individuals, each with their own I hope that DFC will help us, as Notices will be poGtad around campus tion therefore its main purpose is to strengths, capabilities, and potentials. I Lawrentians, to begin the communica­ throughout the year informing create an atmosphere of women in sup­ realize this may be an idealistic state­ tion and to develope the vital support everyone of meetings and special events port of women. Females, making up a ment. Yet the ideal of individualism has system. We, as the college students, are sponsored or co-sponsored by DFC. majority of the student body have a endured since the beginning of time. Ob­ fast becoming the role models in our There is still a great need for educa­ powerful voice which is not being heard. viously it can not and will not be ig­ country. It is all of us, pouring out into tion among women about themselves The women’s movement and feminism nored. In short, although DFC is an the “real” world, who will decide what and among people about each other. Wa have nothing to do with anti-male ideas. organization for women that does not sort of place this country is to be. are here for an education and I am confi­ “Feminism” has been grossly mean exclusively. We encourage male Therefore we need to educate ourselves dent Downer Feminist Council will misconceived not only on this campus participation, for it can only help in about what the present situation of enhance that education for everyone. but in our country as well. Feminism opening up the channels of communica­ women, etc. is in the U.S. As an Yes, Downer Feminist Council is back: represents strength, a female strength tion which have been jammed by the organization DFC plans on sponsoring To support and encourage women and and a strength all women posses. A misconceptions. We, as women, have guest speakers who will deal with men, People and their power. powerful force that when recognized will bean recognized but that is not the end, women’s issues as well as other current MEGAN D. F AILIFF, Chairman greatly contribute to the strength and it is only the beginning. It is time for issues. DFC also plans on supporting Downer Feminist Council Poge 6 T H K L A W K IN T IA N October 1, 1982 F eatures------Paper Valley Mortuary entombs Avenue by Tom Otten tive style from the beginning. would have been achieved. herent charm or attractiveness, and “O beautiful for spacious skies, for Architecturally, the hotel’s interiors A major reason for the failure of this when it is used by a mediocre architect, amber waves of grain, has there ever (in this case John Rouman and are also stark and opressively bare, and been another place on earth where so building relates to the characteristics of it is apparent that the directors of the modern architecture. The modern Inter­ Associates of Appleton) the result is a many people of wealth and power have Paper Valley. To understand this idea, project realized that the effect was too paid for and put up with so much ar­ national Style of architecture is, by stark and bare. And they must have nature, a stark, sheer, minimal ap­ one need only to look at some of the old chitecture they detested as within thy panicked until they met Carlton Varney, proach. When it is in the hands of a houses in this city. They were designed blessed borders today?” (a “world renowned interior decorator —Tom Wolfe, in his book out of New York, ’ ’ according to the Paper From Bauhaus to Our House. Valley spokesman Jeff Englebert.) Simply put, it defies belief. Varney’s solution to the problem was to If any one building clearly illustrates fill the interior with items from the more the weaknesses and shortcomings of bizarre side of suburban American modem architecture, the recently com­ kitsch—as many as he could fit into the pleted Paper Valley Hotel and Con­ place. So he moved in 5 gazebos, 3 ference Center (located at 333 West Col­ restaurants, a glass domed recreation lege Ave.) is it. To view it is to be given area, (featuring a pool, a sauna, a an object lesson in the inadequacies of whirlpool, a videogame room, billiard modern architecture recently pointed tables, and a minature golf course,) an out by such critics as Robert Hughes elevator framed with Christmas tree and Tom Wolfe. lights, doors featuring stenciled oak If nothing else, Paper Valley is leaves, wood and glass display cases monumental—and it’s meant to be. featuring goods from such Appleton There is no relief from the stark, poured shops as the T-shirt Emporium and the concrete exterior, no color, except for Great Expectations Maternity Bouti­ that one drab shade of gray, no or­ que, innumerable house plants, and a namentation of any kind unless it be the lobby filled with a strange mix of Early incongruous, garrish, gold marquis out­ American and Modern Scandinavian fur­ side the main entrance. This building is niture and dominated by a fountain not one that catches the eye of a featuring a combination sculpture/foun­ pedestrian through a charm or any tain of trees, boulders, toadstools, and special eloquence; instead it slams him ferns—all made of metal. It’s as if all over the head with its sheer brutality. Disneyland has been forced into a card­ The exterior appears heavy and overly board box. massive; it looks more like a mausoleum One could go on forever discussing for an army of corpses than a hotel. The building overpowers buildings near it; it this combination of austere surfaces, bizarre gimmicks, and garish decora­ simply does not fit into the street on “The little shop of horrors?” which it was built. The transition from tions, but the activity would become street to hotel is too abrupt; had a small tedious. The Hotel may be “very nice for master who is able to make perfect use by architects who were, by and large, no Appleton,” (as some residents seem to plaza been added in front and the of proportion, balance, materials, and more competent than Rouman, yet they feel;) it may even end up serving its pur­ building then set back another 25 feet, a setting, the result can be a modern are attractive because the style in which pose well. As architecture, however, it smoother, more gradual transition masterpiece. But the style has no in­ they were done is a much more attrac­ couldn’t be more ridiculous.

Moses ’first book: Rebel calls it good The First Book of Moses, Called Genesis tially, its genius. Like the methods is endeavoring to be a critic, one must could be matched all represents the true by Moses which have become popular centuries know what in God’s name one is criticiz­ miracle of creation. Conkey's Xerox Press later through the work of such of his ing. As Moses, the artists, is well aware, -REBEL 96 pp., $4.95 literary disciples as James Michener, deciding who’s name went with what Ed. Note: Rebel is a 1982 Lawrence grad, Moses’ admirable research here has deed is well nigh impossible. That they currently on special assignment Only recently recognized as one of the reaped him huge profits; the colossal most skillfully constructed literary ability of this author to produce names works of recent millenia, Moses’ first and dates of every significant biblical book, unlike its sequels, is perhaps the event has earned him a well deserved finest statement on genes ever written. spot among those he has numbered in Improve your memory. Indeed, the statement is so well made his ceaseless song. Just where he Order this memo board now-before you forget! that the casual reader has remained ig­ belongs in this impressive genealogical norant of it for over two thousand years. array is something, perhaps, only he can The very latest scholarly attempts to determine. That Moses wrote primarily of genes and things genetic can hardly be denied, for he seemed obsessed with the ex­ periments of the recluse Gregor Mendel and the then relatively unknown Charles Darwin. He even saw fit to describe in detail one of the first ex­ periments carried on by that venerable geneticist himself, Noah. The directions for the experiment are supplied: And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark to keep them alive with thee; they shall be male and female. O f fowls of their kind, and of cattle after their kind, of every creeping thing of the Earth after his kind, two of every sort shall come unto thee, to keep them alive. It is, perhaps, curious that whatever Moses cared to mention always came in twos; one cannot disregard the symbolic decipher the masterful Moses’ literary implications of the double helix of the style and purpose are, if anything, DNA molecule. Indeed, that hallowed laughable; few Moses was an ancient spiral staircase has come to signify the and, therefore, his technique and genre quintessential duality of all living are none other than biblical. In this, his things, and if this duality presupposes first book, Moses tells the curious reader procreation, fertility and fecundity then more than he is capable of knowing—he we must give credit where it is due—this t4*|U him many times over who begat Moses really knew his stuff. And it is the stuff of which life is fashioned. whom, and, in turn, whom that person begat, until by the end of the fifth Oh sure, there are apt to be those skep­ tics who will claim that Genesis is chapter even the most perceptive mind ^ A nd remember, begins to drown in this seething gene nothing more than a genealogy, a cosmogeny, if you will, but champions of good times stir with pool The work’s endless gene flow is, essen­ modernity invariably fail to observe one Seagrams 7 Crown. rule crucial to scholarly criticism: if one C'«wHJC IWSUOWKTlifRSCO « V awfrMP'naHi«4 KvC ft* St«" *MSK> I Ip Cow* AftXM) *'«*** October 1. 1982 THE L A WRENTIAN Poge 7 Features NewSolo Release Springsteen: back to the Badlands “The Dawn came but no day. In believes the itself to be so; an album con­ but in the context of a legitimate winner lose your patience.” The inhabitants of gray sky a red sun appeared, a dim cerned red with the doldrums and the like the Presley-styled “Open All Nebraska are modem day Tom Joads, circle that gave a little light, like dusk. violence which finally shatters them. Night,” or the brooding, bluesy “State driven either to desperate action or to a •John Steinbeck, The Grapes of W rath Unfortunately, these songs impose Trooper” with its menacing backbeat, it fading into a darkness incapable of In a 1978 radio broadcast, made them, instead. In such songs as ‘‘My either relief or understanding. famous through bootlegging, Bruce Spr­ Father’s House,” or ‘‘Mansion on the But, although nothing here is truly ingsteen referred to a sign proclaiming Hill,” Springsteen is no longer escaping awful, much is forgettable or regret­ “the land of peace, love, justice...and no the Badlands--he is succumbing to them; table; something which was never true mercy.” The anecdote introduced wallowing in their dusty despair and the of Springsteen until he first said “ooh ‘‘Thunder Road,” but after letting those barren self pity which they promote. He ooh, I ’ve got a crush on you” two years two lanes take him anywhere, Springs­ behaves like Steinbeck’s tenant men ago. While obviously an important fac­ teen has returned: come back to live his who ‘‘squatted on their hands and found tor, the absence of the E Street *Band Badlands; back to the land of no mercy. sticks with which to mark the dust.” needn’t incapacitate a performer of Spr­ In Nebraska, his surprising new solo The tales, although built around Spr­ ingsteen’s ability. The fault here lies release, Springsteen attempts ingsteen’s customary imagery, are dull primarily in the song-writing which only something entirely new by attempting in themselves, repetitive in terms of the serves to prove that he is too complex a something very old, indeed. A seemingly collection and unembellished by his person to achieve the same effect hasty project (by Springsteen’s stan­ customary verbal facility. through simplicity of a natural like dards) responding speedily to some fuz­ This is a more consciously political Guthrie or Robert Johnson. In zy, personalized political notions, the album than any of Springsteeen’s Nebraska, Springsteen is working too album rests somewhat uncomfortably previous work, and this seems to have self-consciously to achieve the obvious between Woody Guthrie’s Dust Bowl superceded the artistic considerations of period feel which he desires, and subse­ Ballads of the 1930’s and Elvis’ Sun Ses­ which he is normally so well aware. His quently cuts himself off from that which sions of 1956. Yet, despite these promis­ vision here is that of the Joads, speaking becomes convincing and engrossing. he has known and done so well in the ing antecedents, and although his dar­ for those New Jersey okies forced into Despite the fact that they each contain past. “When we found the things we lov­ ing use of exclusively acoustic desperation by forces beyond their con­ the respective lines “Hey, ho Rock ’n ed,” he sang in 1978’s “Something in the instruments-a drastic formal departure- trol, as in the title track, one of three Roll deliver me from nowhere,” and “ Hi- night, ...... They were crushed and dying -is often effective, Nebraska fails, and uninteresting and redundant songs ho silver-o deliver me from nowhere,” in the dirt.” At the time, however, he fails dismally. about innocent men driven to the break­ they are worthy of his best, from "Open tried to pick up the pieces. Let us hope The spirit of Guthrie seems especially ing point. All Night” ’s proof of acoustic rock to that he doesn’t leave them now to prevalent here, with an abundance of The premise, though obvious, is fine; it “State Trooper” ’s album-definite state­ languish in the dust of Nebraska. ballads and tales reminiscent of the folk is the promise which fails. These songs ment1 “It’s just talk, talk, talk till you -RICK MOSER were all written and recorded in 1982 and, it seems probable, on the same day. There is a consistency of sound and feel­ ing to this album which creates the soundtrack-like feeling of watching Bruce Dem driving a sinister Ford in old dungarees. Unfortunately, this con­ sistency extends to the spottiness of the lyrics as well which are metrically slop­ py, cramming such meat-headed rhymes as “now Mister the day the lottery I win; I ain’t never gonna ride in no used car again,” into the melodic line. There is of course still much to com­ mend Nebraska. First of all, it’s Springs­ teen, which means more important even when bad than almost anyone else at the top of his game. In addition to some singer’s bygone observations, and ap­ sparkling guitar on “Atlantic City” proximated only by such vignettes as there are some fíne vocals—more so in ‘‘The River” in Springsteen’s own work. the yodelling backups than in the mun­ On Nebraska, however, an album best dane leads—although the voice is supple summarized by its predictably bleak and effective throughout. The over­ Cancelling a successful television career for the more lucrative cover photo, the tunes lack both the drawn western twang which he adds position of yice-President for Financial Affairs, Ted Knight lounges in compelling musical reinforcement and often seems foolish and mock-authentic. the Lawrentian office where he was interviewed. the lyrical punch of that song. Moreover, they lack the poignancy and wisdom of Guthrie, substituting a sort of rhetoric which recalls in both form and content the propagandism of John Steinbeck’s Grapes of Wrath. This is an angry album-or one that

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A representative will be on the campus MONDAY OCTOBER 4 , 1982 to discuss qualifications for advanced study at AMERICAN GRADUATE SCHOOL and job opportunities in the field of INTERNATIONAL MANAGEMENT Phone7739T223 1 J>1M r!D f, Interviews may be scheduled at CAREER PLANNING CONKEY’S & PLACEMENT Welcomes L.U. Students and Faculty back AMfRICAN GRADUATE SCHOOL O f INTERNATIONAL MANAGEMENT from summer vacation. Please buy your Thunderbird Campus Glendale, Arisons 8S306 texts early so we won't run short. Poo* 8 T H ILA W M N T IA N October 1, 1982 ConsumerGhost Reports of Lonnquist haunts student activity fee by Andrea Pandazi is beyond the scope of this proposal. Music-Drama Center. Agness’ sugges­ When asked about the possibility of and Nancy Olson Due to the overwhelming response to tion was to expand the number of days “running in the red,” Agness seemed “The general feeling is, the University the proposal, a great deal of student alotted for the showing of each film- assured that any deficit would be should pu t its cards on the table. "—Tomcuriosity has brought its outcome into ideally, creating a separate performance covered by the funds available to the Of­ Lonnquist, former Associate Dean question. of Therefore, in search of answers for the Fox Valley community. fice of Campus Life through its pro­ Campus Life. to this apparent “misdeal” we once According to Agness, the Comprehen­ gramming procedures. The decision as ...Has the University dealt a full again entered into the office of campus sive Fee is also a desirable one, because to when and where the fee would be hand? Are students getting a fair deal? life, this time to confront Dean Agness, it eliminates “the social implications of charged—either through residence halls More importantly perhaps, who’s draw himself. activities” in regard to the sharing of or tuition billing—is, as of yet, undecid­ is it; the University’s or the students? In response to the issue, Agness costs between individuals due to unaf­ ed. This confusing reluctance of Campus began his defense for his reluctance in fordability, etc. The maximum amount a Finally, when asked about the inclu­ Life to display their hand provoked us to implementing a Comprehensive Fee at student could seemingly spend on such sion of hockey game charges under the meet with Dean Agness in order once Lawrence by enumerating the activities is somewhere between $130.00 Comprehensive Fee, Agness astutely again to attempt to lay all the cards on unknowns—1) The financial loose ends to $140.00. However, it has been remarked, "...Good Question...” the table. that he deemed worthy of further calculated that the average Lawrentian It seems then, that the decision to analysis, 2) The fact that, given the will spend anywhere from $30.00 to delay enactment of this program is wor­ revised positions in Campus Life this $50.00 on extra luxuries and, as Agness thwhile, as the benefits of disclosing a year, these structural changes had recognized, “$30.00 to $50.00 is still “neat package” far outweigh those of • potential to be initially unsettling for more than $15.00.” unfolding an incomplete one. In short, as the new crew and 3) The insufficient Another attribute of this un- Dean Agness concluded, “The Lonn­ amount of time available after Lonn­ discriminating fee raised by Dean quist Plan” is not dead, the cards have quist’s Lawrentian interview to ade­ Agness, was its vulnerability to the com­ not folded, it is simply that there are quately “sell” the plan to fraternities munity’s untapped potential input. It is “...too many question marks and we and those living off campus as a benefit Agness’ view that students will be more don’t know the answers to those ques­ rather than a detriment. apt to voice their opinions under such a tion marks...” It is Agness’ belief that a “neater program. package” can be successfully presented after a full year of close examination of current activity returns; rather than a poorly planned, ad-hoc program which AGGIE: Fair dealer? may have resulted in the need for addi­ In the March 5, 1982 issue of The tional funding by spring term. Lawrentian, Tom Lonnquist was inter­ On a more positive note, Agness em­ viewed regarding his latest newsworthy phasized the untapped potential revenue proposal—a Comprehensive Student Ac­ to be gleaned from the freshly conceived tivities Fee. In the article, Lonnquist Children’s Film Festival being put into capsulized his desire to initiate an affect this year. If properly taken advan­ already accepted ACM policy of impos­ tage of, the Comprehensive Fee would ing a universal fee to all students for benefit everyone involved. In addition to various extra-curricular activities spon­ the enriching benefits, there exists a sored by the University which they at­ possibility of a year end surplus: the tend. relocation of which has a variety of In what obviously appeared to be a potential outlets. With the exceptions of well planned, detailed program, the the few organizations cited above, which former Associate Dean of Campus Life must retain separate fees, Lawrence disclosed a new format with which most could begin to employ what Agness students were in open agreement. In The termed a “non-profit structure” Lawrentian interview, Lonnquist didn’t present mere abstract ideas. Rather, the financial specifics in regard to profit and loss that he had calculated were surpris­ ingly concrete. “The Lonnquist Plan” would include Foreign Film Series, Mon­ day and Wednesday Film Classics, Weekend Films, Artist Series, Chamber Music Series, all concerts and events sponsored by SEC (Special Events Com­ mittee) for a total fee of $14.08. The fee actually covers the above plus the an­ nual house fee imposed by dorms and some fraternities. (It must be noted here “LONNQUIST: dealt out?” that the annually refundable key deposit ROGER W. LIBBY is a sociologist and social psychologist with a is not included in this proposal—This whereby the activities that draw large focus on human sexuality and sex roles. His scholarly work in the areas of revenues will be expanded having them, year’s giant increase in the key fee was alternative lifestyles, marriage and the family and the mass media have imposed principally to create incentive ideally, pay for themselves. for students to return keys at the end of One question was raised regarding the given him international visibility as one of the world’s most prestigious the year.) Some activities, (specifically method of guaranteed seating to all who sexologists. the International Dinner, Ariel and wished to attend the various events on Libby will give a Chautauqua series lecture on Monday, October 4 Tropos) aren’t covered under this fee, as campus, as seating is obviously quite at 9:00 p.m. in Riverview lounge. 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Delivery Hours: Sun. - Thurs. 5 - 1 am, Fri. - Sat. 5 - 2 am Phone 734-4967 October 1. 1982 TH E L a WRENTIAN Page 9 The Arts---- Hienz Handels Messiah In the fall of 1980, William Hienz join­ choir will have this year. In addition to ed the Lawrence faculty after teaching several performances here on campus, music in high school and at the the Choir will be going on an Eastern undergraduate level in Louisiana and Il­ (Eonnotations tour of the New York, Boston, and linois. Hienz is a graduate of the Univer­ Washington, D.C. areas over Spring sity of Wisconsin, Milwaukee, and has Break. They have also been invited by by Stacey Schmeidel done post graduate work at Illinois. He the Wisconsin Choral Directors Associa­ con-no-ta-tions-n ia the suggesting of a meaning by a word apart from the thing came to Lawrence to conduct the tion to perform at their convention here it explicitly names or describes, b: something suggested by a word or thing 2: the Lawrence Choir, a 56-voice ensemble in January. meaning of a word; signification. 3: a weekly newspaper column featuring concerts, open by audition to both college and con­ Dr. Hienz is also pleased with the in­ recitals and other events at the Lawrence Conservatory, sometimes humorous, servatory students, and the Lawrence creasing participation of non-music ma­ sometimes not, sometimes accurate, often erroneous, but always fun—and fact-filled Singers, a smaller ensemble of sixteen or jors in the Choir, and also remarked reading. Take this week’s article for example: eighteen people selected from within the favorably about the appreciativeness Choir. He also conducts the Choral and knowledge of the Choir’s audiences. Society in their annual Christmas con­ When asked what he sees in the future cert with the Lawrence orchestra. The for the Choir, Dr. Hienz stated that he Choral Society is open to all Lawrence would like to continue to present a wide Last Sunday’s New Student Week Recital has come and gone, and most of the faculty, students, staff, and members of variety of literature, as an educational new students have felt the thrill of performing on the Lawrence stage. B ut what will the Appleton community; the ensemble and enjoyable experience for choir we do for an encore? Who will dare to follow this truly unique performance? Who will usually exceeds 120 members. This members and audiences alike. And, brave the silence in Harper Hall and once more fill the air with music? year’s performance of Handel’s never forgetting that warm tone of a Messiah will be held in the Chapel on Robert Shaw recording which so greatly Sunday, December 5, and everyone is urged to participate in this exciting event. No audition is required. Anyone wishing to sing in the Choral Society Mari Taniguchi, of course! Darling Miss T., soprano and Downer Chorus Direc­ this year should contact Dr. Hienz im­ tor extraordinaire, will present the first Facility Recital of the 1982-83 school year, mediately, as rehearsals have already accompanied by pianist Elva Johnson. Miss Taniguchi will open the program with begun. Dr. Hienz is especially excited Misero, dove son! by Mozart, and the Fetes Galantes by Claude TVbussy. She will about this year’s performance, as we will then present three songs by Charles Griffes. Following intermission. Miss T. and be performing the complete Messiah in a Ms. Johnson will perform La Ma ja y el Ruisenor by Enrique Granados and Joaquin more Baroque style than has previously Rodrigo’s Cuatro Madrigales Amatorios. They will close the program with three been attem pted-the style will be lighter, songs by Schubert and four songs by Sergei Rachmaninoff. April Grant is sure to be with more ornamentation in the solos, in the audience; join her and Mari Taniguchi for an enjoyable afternoon. The concert and quicker tempos. (The whole produc­ will be held Sunday at 3:00 in Harper Hall. tion will be presented with two intermis­ sions, and will fly by in just two hours and forty minutes.) Dr. Hienz believes his understanding of both the instrumental and choral But Miss Taniguchi is not the only faculty member brave enough to follow the aspects of conducting are a real advan­ Freshman Choir. The Faculty Piano Trio—violinist Nancy Messuri, cellist Carlton tage to him, especially when he conducts McCreery, and pianist Theodore “Red” Re hi—will present a recital Friday night at WOULD you buy Ketchup from this both a choir and an orchestra, as he does 8:00 in Harper Hall. The trio will perform the very popular Trio in C minor, Opus 1, m an? with the Choral Society. He also feels it no. 3 by Ludwig von Beethoven and the Trio in d minor by Mendelssohn. Come see these fine performers in an enjoyable evening of chamber music. necessary that instrumentalists unders­ influenced his life and career plans, Dr. tand how to sing, and vocalists unders­ Hienz would like to continue to warm-up tand the precision needed to play an in­ the tone of the Lawrence Choir. strum ent. As if his involvement with the Choir Dr. Hienz was pleased with the ex­ didn’t keep him busy enough, Dr. Hienz This is sure to be another exciting year of Junior recitals, Senior recitals, faculty cellent reputation that the Lawrence is also a fanatic reader, a regular runner, recitals, general student recitals...Tune in every week for news of these and other ex­ Choir had when he came here in 1980, and a family man who’s interested in citing events, bad jokes, tired cliches, and much, much men«! and he has tried to maintain that reputa­ business, travel, and antiques. This year tion in his two years here. He believes it he will be doing a 60-minute program is im portant for the Choir, as it is for any about choral music on WLFM. Truly, ensemble, to perform for a wide variety there is more to Dr. William Hienz than of audiences, and is very excited about the name on the program would indicate. Quints come to Campus the performance opportunities that the -STACEY SCHMEIDEL Lawrence University’s 1982-83 the finest wind ensembles touring the Chamber Music Series will open Satur­ United States. Its members, flutist day, Oct. 2 at 8 p.m. with a performance Sheryl Henze, oboist Phyllis Lanini, by the Boehm Quintette at Harper Hall clarinetist Don Stewart, bassoonist in the Music-Drama Center. Robert Wagner, and Joseph Anderer, The five woodwind players will begin French horn, have been recognized for the performance with Giovanni their consistent virtuosity and musicali- Giuseppe Cambini’s Quintet to No. 3 in ty, and the Quintette has received B flat. Considered to be one of the special recognition for commissioning earliest works for woodwind quintet, it chamber work by contemporary was written around 1800 and is one of American performers. Its performance Bremer Bilks Bunk three quintets written by Cambini. The at Lawrence is supported by Affiliated program will also include Partita for State Arts Agencies of the Upper William W. Bremer, associate pro­ jobless Americans, their program utiliz­ Wind Quintet by Irving Fine, a work Midwest: Iowa Arts Council, Minnesota fessor of history at Lawrence Universi­ ed a psychological approach. Thus, such which has remained one of the outstan­ State Arts Board, North Dakota Council ty, has been awarded the 1982 New York New Deal measures as work relief, ding works of the twentieth century for on the Arts, South Dakota Arts Council, State Historical Association unemloyment compensation and old age wind quintet, Manuel de Falla’s Wisconsin Arts Board, with funds pro­ Manuscript Award for his monograph, pensions were psychological tools Characteristic Suite, a collection of vided by the National Endowment for “From City to Nation: New York Social designed to combat social demoraliza­ pieces reminiscent of Spanish fold the Arts, a Federal agency. Workers, the Great Depression, and the tion and disintegration. music, and Josef B. Foerster’s Quintet, Ticket prices for the concert are $6 for New Deal, 1928-36.” Bremer is the second Lawrence facul­ Op. 95, a work rarely performed in the adults and $4.50 for adults over 62 and The award, $1,000 prize and ty member to win a New York State United States. students, and are available at the assistance in publication, is presented Historical Association Manuscript The Boehm Quintette has earned a Lawrence Public Events Office in each year to the author of the best un­ Award. The first award given, in 1974, reputation through the years as one of Brokaw Hall. published monograph dealing with some was won by Douglas Greenberg. aspect of New York history. Bremer was appointed to the Bremer’s study shows that by force of Lawrence faculty in 1969. He holds the their individual and collective per­ bachelor of arts and doctor of Cosmopolitan Collection Shown sonalities and acquired influence, a philosophy degrees from Stanford Part of the International Collection of was begun in 1969. The complete collec­ group of New York City social workers University and the master of arts degree Child Art is on exhibit until Oct. 18 at tion includes 10,000 pieces of art from became powerful enough to determine from the University of Wisconsin- the Worcester Art Center. more than 40 countries and cultures. the unemployment policies of city, state Madison. He is on sabbatical leave this One of 16 exhibits currently cir­ The Ewing Museum of Nations, which and nation during the 1930’s. He further term and, with Holly Lyon, a 1982 culating from the Ewing Museum of Na­ owns the collection, was founded in 1969 shows that because this group was Lawrence graduate, is writing a history tions, Bloomington, I1L, “The Develop­ and is affiliated with Illinois State primarily concerned with the morale of of the Thilmany Pulp and Paper Co. ment of the Figure Concept in Graphic University. The museum serves as an ac­ Work by Children from Different Coun­ tive center for the promotion of interna­ tries,” traces the development of tional understanding through educa­ children’s drawing from the earliest tional exhibits. scribbling stage to later sophisticated In addition, a special exhibition of figure depiction. Collected from more original Oriental art will be presented T h e than 20 countries, the exhibit contains Monday, Oct. 11, at Lawrence Universi­ 65 original artworks which are divided ty’s Worcester Art Center from 10 a.m. into five developmental stages. Original­ to 5 p.m. La w r e n t ia n ly developed for educational purposes, A representative from M arson Ltd. of the exhibit shows that the cultural ex­ Baltimore, Md., will be on hand to periences of a child will affect how he or answer questions about the collection of Next Week: Slavic Tripped she draws figures. etchings, woodcuts, lithographs, The International Collection of Art serigraphs and paintings. Pag« 10 ÏH E L A W R E N T IA N October 1. 1982

SCHEDULE b| Campus in Briefs OF The meeting is this Sunday, October 3, at EVENTS seven p.m., in the coffeehouse. Be the one with the camera. Shoot all your favorites. Fox Valley Festival of Light National Science Foundation Costume Shop Departmental Assistants Graduate Fellowships for 1983-1984 The Theatre/Drama Department will be in­ terviewing for Departmental Assistants for The National Research Council will again Saturday, October 2,1982 the Costume Shop on Monday, October 4, advise the National Science Foundation in from 3:00-5:00 p.m. Interested parties should 9:00 a.m. - 6:00 p.m. the selection of candidates for the Founda­ “Octoberfeat” celebration in downtown Appleton. Featuring perfor­ tion’s program of Graduate Fellowships. have a fairly susbstantial amount of sewing experience. An interest in the theatre is also ming arts groups and bands, one sound stage set up on each block Panels of eminent scientists and engineers a big plus. Experience in costume design is with many groups performing throughout the day. Over 100 local, appointed by the National Research Council will evaluate qualifications of applicants. not a prerequisite—but is welcome. Positions non-profit groups will sell delicious ethnic foods, beer and soda Final Selection of the Fellows will be made by for pay, credit and experience are all along College Avenue. available in limited supply. We encourage all the Foundation, with awards to be announc­ 12:00 noon - 1:00 p.m. ed in March 1983. interested parties to stop by Room 131 in the Conservatory building between 3:00-5:00 “Billy Bob” clown act in Exhibition Hall.* Eligibility in the NSF Graduate Fellowship p.m. This Monday! COME JOIN US! Program is limited to those individuals who, at the time of applications, have not com­ New Poetry Contest 1:00 p.m. - 2:00 p.m. pleted more than 20 semester hours/30 A $1,000 grand prize will be awarded in the "Sole Singers” concert in Exhibition Hall.* quarter hours, or equivalent, of study in any upcoming poetry competition sponsored by of the science and engineering fields listed World of Poetry, a quarterly newsletter for 2:00 p.m. - 3:00 p.m. below following completion of their first bac­ poets. “Valley Barbershop" musical show at Exhibition Hall.* calaureate degree in science or engineering. Poems of all styles and on any subject are Applicants will be required to take the eligible to compete for the grand prize or for 3:00 p.m. - 4:00 p.m. Graduate Record Examinations. 99 other cash or merchandise awards, total­ “Daybreakers” concert at Exhibition Hall.* These fellowships will be awarded for ing over $10,000. study or work leading to master’s or doctoral Says Contest Chairman, Joseph Mellon, 4:00 p.m. - 5:00 p.m. degrees in the mathematical, physical, "We are encouraging poetic talent of every "Appleton Boys Choir” concert at Exhibition Hall.* biological, engineering, and social sciences, kind, and expect our contest to produce ex­ 8:00 p.m. and in the history and philosophy of science. citing discoveries.” The deadline date for the submission of ap­ Rules and official entry forms are available Dancing Waters - Laser Light Show featuring music for the family by plications for NSF Graduate Fellowships is from the World of Poetry, 2431 Stockton Lawrence Brass Quintet, Appleton West High School Auditorium. November 24, 1982. Further information and Blvd., Dept. D, Sacramento, California, Only 1400 tickets available. (Admission charged) application materials may be obtained from 95817. the Fellowship Office, National Research Philip Morris Marketing/ Council, 2101 Constitution Avenue, Communications Competitiion Sunday, October 3,1982 Washington, D.C. 0418. Will Award a Total of $7,000 to Students COLLEGE POETRY REVIEW New York, N.Y., September 1982—Philip 12:00 noon - 8:00 p.m. The National Poetry Press Morris Incorporated has announced its Four­ Ice Cream Social with food, refreshments, square dancing, live announces teenth Annual Marketing/Communications music, in Jefferson Park, Menasha. Join the fun! Watch the races! The closing date for the submission of Competition for Students. The competition manuscripts by College Students is provides an opportunity for students, nation­ 3:00 p.m. - 4:00 p.m. NOVEMBER 5 wide, to sharpen their marketing and com­ "Chaminade Chorus” concert in Exhibition Hall.* ANY STUDENT attending either junior or munications skills. senior college is eligible to submit his verse. A first place award of $2,000, a second 7:00 p.m. There is no limitation as to form or theme. place award of $1,000. and a third place Venetian Boat Parade at Jefferson Park, Menasha. Featuring Shorter works are preferred because of space award of $500 will be presented to the win­ brilliantly lighted and decorated yachts and boats from entire Fox limitations. ning teams in both the graduate and Cities area. Prizes awarded. Each poem must be TYPED or PRINTED undergraduate categories. In addition, stu­ 8:00 p.m. on a separate sheet, and must bear the NAME dent representatives and faculty advisors will and HOME ADDRESS of the student, and be invited to Philip Morris World Head­ Festival of Light Fireworks Display. Fireworks will illuminate skythe the COLLEGE ADDRESS as weU. quarters in New York City to discuss their for a spectacular finale to the Festival, celebrating 100 yearsof MANUSCRIPTS should be sent to the OF­ projects with Philip Morris executives. hydroelectricity and American inventiveness. FICE OF THE PRESS. For additional information, please contact NATIONAL POETRY PRESS The Competition Coordinator, Philip Morris Box 218, Agoura, CA 91301 Incorporated, 120 Park Avenue, New York, New York 10017, (212) 679-1800. 1982-83 BMI Awards to Student Composers The 25* Personals Competition Opens; $15,000 to be Granted Term I 1982 Final Exam Schedule to Young Composers ed. note: personals are looked down uponMT byJAPAN—My grades were C’s. I pay, New York, NY, Sept. 15—The 31st annual C lit s M m IIr i Tim * FWul Emm Time the staff, but will be accepted any old timeand you drink. When do you want to get Wednesday. Dec 8 11 10 MWF 8 30 a m before 2:00 a.m. Wednesday night. A ftertogether? ex­ ______BMI Awards to Student Composers competi­ 1 30 MWF 1 30 p m tion will award $15,000 to young composers. Thursday, Dec 9 12 30 TT 8 30 a m ceeding a limit of 26 words they instantly TOM—Bring you bed on over to 217. Contestants must be under 26 years of age 8 30 MWF 1 30 p m become the 5Cf personals and are lookedM. TAK—I want to come to Japan so bad­ Friday. Dec 10 8 or 9 00 TT 8 30 a m on December 31, 1982. There are no limita­ upon somewhat less, since at that pointly, they but Andrew says that the Japs at the 2 50 MWF 1:30 p m buy considerably more _____beer. ______tions as to instrumentation, stylistic con­ Saturday. Dec 11 9 50 MWF 8 30 a m customs counter will dismember me in search sideration or length of work submitted. 2 30 TT 1 30 p m DAVE PISANI—How about a scarf dance of Coke. I don’t know what he is talking Students may enter no more than one com­ The last meeting of the Committee on Ad­ to the “Boss.”______Love Elise T. about, but I want to come to Japan, and he position, which need not have been composed ministration before the final exam period is FULLFIGURED WOMAN—Keep up the says that he is looking into it. I miss you. during the year of entry. Dec. 2. Therefore, all petitions to change final starch at work. Don’t worry everyone luvs ______Love, BABAR The 1982-83 competition closes February exam times are be to submitted by Dec. 1. ya! ?! ______Petitions to change final exam times for QUETICO—My God, I can’t stand these 15, 1983. Official rules and entry blanks are insects...they are crawling all over me! travel purposes will not be approved. CUB STUD—Prepare Alpen glow for Door available from James G. Roy, Jr., Director, County. ______-BWCA BMI Awards to Student Composers, Broad­ Students are to arrange travel plans around TOM—Tell us when it’s time for bed. TOM—Come around again and you’re dead. cast Music, Inc., 320 West 57th St., New the final exam period. York. NY 10019. October 6 PMD—Your typing stinks. And you spell TAK—I spent my entire weekend in Jim’s funny. See you at four. Fond regards, MEC Place. What did you do? A-Bomb Applications Sought For Last day to make class changes or select Senior and Postdoctoral the S/U option for Term I courses. SPINCUS ARTERIOSUS—It must be J.B.—The sports page isn’t the same with- Research Associateships huge. I can hear it munching all the way over out you.______—The Guys Irish Poet to Speak here. It must have been huge Sparky I can The National Research Council announces HEY J.B.—Sing the one about the cousin OSHKOSH—Irish poet Seamus Heaney still smell it. Stem s from the its 1983 Research Associateship Awards will present readings from his work at 8 p.m. in the restaurant... —The Gang ______Truncus Arteriosus Programs for research in the sciences and Oct. 6 in the lounge of the University of ANDY B.—Seven personals costs $1.75. REES, you dog-nobody else knows Sinatra engineering to be conducted in 18 federal Wisconsin-Oshkosh Reeve Memorial Union. by heart. Send tapes soon. —The Boys research institutions at laboratories located There will be an admission charge of $1 for ALL BROWN NOSING PRE- throughout the United States. non-students. MEDS—The sweet, white rump of the Applications to the Research Council for Heaney’s first major book, "Death of a Stallion waits to be kissed. __ BWS Classifieds current programs must be postmarked no Naturalist,” was published in 1966. His PARADIGMS LOST—What is Studies later than January 15, 1983. Awards will be subsequent work included "Door Into the without Kuhn?______MOM DIDN’T BUY your back-to- announced in April. Dark,” 1969; "Wintering Out,” 1972; N.—It's nice to be able to talk.______J. school wardrobe? Do it yourself at the Information on specific research oppor­ “North,” 1975; "Field Work,” 1979, and Clotheshorse Resale Shop. New this SPARKY—Oh Jesus, we’re going to have tunities and federal laboratories, as well as “Preoccupations: Selected Prose” and to pay for the Duluth pack!______—Bubble year -----the sample room. Great clothes application materials, may be obtained from “Poems," both 1980. for cheap! Between The Locks Mall. Associateship Program, JH 610-D1, Na­ He has won honors as the E.M. Forster HUGGO—Does he have to come too? Open daily 10-9; Sat. 10-5. tional Research Council, 2101 Constitution Award, the American Irish Foundation’s LAUR—You asked for it. _____ Mr. Ed Avenue, N.W., Washington, D.C. 20418, Literary Award, the Irish Academy of Let­ (202) 334-2760. ters Award and the Somerset Maugham Representative Elections Award. L.U.C.C. hall representative elections will Heaney’s appearance at UWO is sponsored be held on October 12th. Packets containing by The Wisconsin Review, the university’s Cumulative Grade Point Averages information will be available at the front literary and arts magazine. desk of your hall. Any students interested in a ride to 1981-82 School Year Oshkosh should contact Professor Forter of Homecoming '82 Meeting Fall Term Winter Term There will be a meeting for anyone in­ the English Department. Spring Term terested in helping with Homecoming ’82 on Typists Wanted Seniors 3.166 3.119 3.158 Tues., Oct. 5 at 6:30 in Riverview lounge. It Wanted—Typist for LUCC. Pays minimum Juniors 2.996 3.000 3.032 will be short. If you have any questions or wage. Apply at LUCC office in the Union or Sophomores concerns please contact Marci Woolever ext. call Mike at x6792. 2.818 2.826 2.873 6778. Freshmen 2.605 2.677 2.717 A Little Glitz Ariel Meeting Lawrence University students are in­ Be true to your school. There will be an Spring Terms vited to participate in Glamour organizational meeting for everyone in­ 1982 1981 1980 1979 1978 1977 terested in working on the 1982-83 Ariel. We magazine’s 1983 Top Ten College need photographers, lay-out people, proof­ Women Competition. Seniors 3.158 3.174 3.158 3.159 3.205 3.127 readers, typists, poets, illustrators, The 1983 Top Ten College Women will Juniors 3.032 3.057 3.087 3.035 3.043 3.034 engravers, bakers, students, faculty, staff, be featured in Glamour’s August Col­ Soph. 2.873 2.951 2.882 2.877 current historians—in short, anybody with a 2.819 2.913 lege Issue. The ten winners will receive a Fresh. 2.717 2.709 2.812 2.792 2.769 2.671 bit of time to spare. No experience necessary. $1,000 cash prize.

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I October 1. 1983 THE LAW RKNTIAN Pag« 11 Sports Fall Sports Summary Autumn Sportsters Hobble to Slow Start brought excitement and violence to the fourth place. Noted a bloody but happy Assistant coach and Kafka scholar Cross Country serene country clubs of the area. Notes Sidles, “No question who’s superior. The Hans Ternes could only shake his head After a summer of running, working Bart Ott, “We be Bad!” soccer ball is flat.” in wonder at the team’s metamorphosis. and loafing, the Cross Country team The Vikes opened their season by plac­ Meanwhile, head coach Ken Anderson assembled for a week of camping and ing an impressive 6th in the wind swept, was last seen muttering into a tape double workouts at High Cliff State rain soaked U.W. Oshkosh Invitational. Men’s Soccer recorder and could not be reached for Park. The weather was brutal. It rained A drenched John “ Rotten” Landis led by Paul Jenkins comment. every day and the tents leaked like Lawrence with an 82. After a week of much needed physical Still, there seems to be considerable sieves. Miraculously, the team arrived The following week the team com­ punishment, the Lawrence soccer team talent on this year’s team. Senior Paul back on campus with few injured and peted in a dual meet with arch-rival St. rose from its sickbed just long enough to Jenkins called the first half "the best few sick. Norberts. The Nubs, led by Joe collapse in front of an unimpressive soccer I’ve seen at Lawrence.” In the After two days of recuperating in their Theisman, the human soccer ball, C3P- Lakeland College team. end, though, Lakeland is a patsy. Things warm dry dorm rooms, the team faced O, and the dog faced boy, were no match The game was really a tale of two will have to improve considerably if the their first test - the Madison Tech In­ for the superior LU club. Chuck “Sid” halves. Before any kind of crowd had ar­ team is to improve on last year’s vitational. Among the nine teams com­ Sidles’ 76 and Ott’s 78 propelled the rived, Lawrence had already missed a disastrous season. peting in the meet were Carroll and Vikes. number of scoring opportunities. (Starting Lineups): Colby, Laumann, Beloit, two cross country powerhouses. Next the team travelled to the Freshman striker Dan Browdie found Washburn, Poku, Barefoot: Julie Wick, the freshman sensation, U.W.G.B. Invite and the Mascoutin Col­ plenty of time and space in front of the Westenberg, Ryan, Razor: Browdie, finished in second place leading the Vik­ legiate Tourney held last Friday Lakeland goal, but never showed the Esler, Jenkins. (4-3-3) ing women’s team to an impressive se­ through Monday. Forced to play in the fans his real talent: putting the ball in cond place finish behind U.W. cold, wet weather of Green Bay, the Vik- the back of the net. Wingers Chuck Whitewater. Also contributing to the Volleyball strong Viking showing was Kate Leven- by Joan N ett thal’s fourth place finish and impressive The Lawrence University women’s performances by Margaret Swzeda, volleyball team managed to take time Carol Kraisin, Elise Epps and Etna out from their daily visits to St. Wilson. Elizabeth’s Emergency Room to travel After the women’s race the men knew to Ripon College for a double-header that they had their work cut out for against the aforementioned and Mt. them. Bob Thosman led the Viking men Mary. Despite injuries and illnesses, the to a second place finish. Bob negotiated Vikings opened their 1982 season with a the five mile course in 27:26 to become fine display of teamwork, killer instinct, the seventh finisher. The next finishers and polyester. Down by 13 points early, for the Vikes were Kent Allen (the teams Carrie Roberts boosted the team’s score captain) and Todd Wexman. Also back­ with a dynamic display of serving pro­ ing up the strong Vike finish were Joe wess. As the point spread narrowed, Liz Berger, Chris Berger, Eric Griffen, and McCrank led a strong offense with con­ Greg Pelnar. sistent setting for the fierce LU barrage. Besides finishing in second place, the Nancy “Hot-Ups” Owens came through Vikes beat Beloit for the first time in with bone-shattering spikes and serves. four years. Coach Davis attributed the A confused Nancy Van Sloan, after final­ impressive Vike finish to the team’s ly figuring out the rotation order, tough training conditions. He com­ brought the defense together. Kim mented “beating Beloit was nothing Kubale and Patty Oppor exchanged compared with surviving the week at stunned glances as they continually High Cliff”. deflected speeding balls. The outstan­ The following week the Vikes traveled ding net play of Paula Kohls earned her to Carroll College for the Wisconsin the title of "queen dink". In the end, vic­ Private Small College Invitational. tory escaped the Vikings. However, Again the awesome Julie Wick led the hard work, determination, and the fan­ Viking women to a second place finish (a tastic coaching of Fran Kasten mere two points behind St. Norberts.) established the team’s potential for suc­ Julie won the race and thus became the cess. Wisconsin Private Small College Cross The team’s next match is scheduled Country champion. Also contributing to for Friday, October 1, in De Pere against the strong Vike showing was Kate St. Norberts. Due to high gas prices, at­ Leventhal (2nd place), Margaret Swzeda tendance is not required. However, (7th place), Carol Kraisin (10th place), Tuesday’s rematch at 6:00 p.m. is man­ Penny Keff (13th place), Elise Epps datory. The team guarantees you’ll be (15th place) and Etna Wilson (18th impressed. Until then, get well cards are place). appreciated. Although the men’s team did not do as well as the women they did achieve a very respectable 3rd place finish behind Chick Kickers Carroll and Carthage. Bob Thosman led by Paolo the men’s field through the first mile. In a hard fought game last Saturday, Unfortunately Bob got spiked and drop­ the women’s soccer dropped ineir season ped back to finish in twentieth place. opener to Beloit 2 to 0. The team, in their Todd Housman took the honors of being first year as a varsity sport, made a the first Vike to cross the finish line respectable showing after a very short placing ninth overall with a time of week of practices. Under new coach 21:28. Scoring also for the Vikes were Dave Farm, the Vikings showed an abili­ Kent Allen, Todd Wexman, Mark Lisy, ty to adapt quickly to new formations Chris Berger, and Joe Berger. and positions. Since the game was their With two strong performances under first, it provided valuable experiences to their belts the Vikes will travel to the nineteen participants. Sheboygan on Friday for the Wombat Overall, it was a disappointing day for Invitational. KATTEN, Esler, Cobb and Bernardi stumble through practice. the LU offense. Despite effective pass­ Unfortunately this could be the last all ing and ball control, they were unable to you Viking cross country fans will see of find the Beloit net. Even co-captain Jill the team this year. Rumor has it that the "mesopatamia” Manuel’s effort to take Cross Country Running Association is ings clawed their way to a 5th place Esler and Paul Jenkins filled the air with out the opposing goalie was to no avail. contemplating a strike. It is believed finish. Sidles missed finishing in the top crosses only to see header after header The defense, led by co-captain Kathy that the Running Association will five individually by one shot. Visibly miss by inches. Esler hit the post twice “toil ’em” Doyle, Tony Nizzi, Susie release a list of their grievances next depressed he lamented later, “This was himself before the game was 15 minutes Turner, and Martha Carr showed week. awful. It’s the pits.” Observing Sidles’ old. moments of brilliance in the face of state, Landis aided his weary teammate A defensive mix-up led to the game’s defeat. Although the team must adorn by singing heartfelt renditions of Sex only goal. A loose ball from a free kick the same old men’s uniforms, promising Golf Pistol’s tunes in the van on the way to surprised keeper Hunter Colby, and talent from newcomers and returnees by Steve Cook and Mascoutin. Ott aided the cause by star­ before he could dive on the rebound a should pull them together for a suc­ John Paul Jones ting a pick-up hockey game on the prac­ Lakeland player put the ball into the cessful season. This year’s golf team is like no other in tice green in which Sidles scored two empty net. This goal was totally against Lawrence golf history. Their wreckless goals before teeing-off. The support ap­ the run of play, but such is Lawrence style of play and their obnoxious parently helped, as Sidles tied for second soccer. behavior has served notice to their com­ individually and the team took fourth. By the start of the second half a Remember: petition that LU is indeed a power to be Sidles’ first reaction upon finishing was sizeable crowd was on hand. All the Only 85 days until reckoned with. Under the tutelage of jubiliation over the team’s come from shine was off the team after its spec­ first year coach Jeff School and the behind defeat of St. Norberts. Trailing tacular first half, however, and the spec­ Christmas guidance of captain Josh “Yosher” the Knights by 8 shots after the first tators had to sit through a dull half of Gimbel, the Viking linksters have day, the Vikes edged out their rivals for largely incompetent soccer. Pag« 12 THE LAW RKNTIAN October 1. 1982 Sports Inexperienced Vikings fillet Muskies ferent than the teams of the past two or by The Virgin Oshkosh. The larger and deeper what could have been a disastrous three years. But, I think we’ve got as Lawrence football fans may have Oshkosh team managed to out score the upset. good a chance as any of these teams to noticed some alarming things about this Vikes 35 to 27. After falling behind 21 to Commented Coach Roberts, ‘‘We were go all the way. The one thing I always year’s team. All-Conference receiver Pat 7 in the first quarter, Lawrence battled really over confident. Everybody remember was in 1978 we had probably Schwanke has caught all of 9 passes in 3 back only to come up short on the thought we would kill Lakeland. But the best team I’ve ever seen here at games. The defense is allowing a whopp­ Oshkosh 6 yardline with 17 seconds left they’re a good team and everybody is Lawrence. That team wound up in se­ ing 23.3 points per game. The defense to play. The game was highlighted by gunning for us this year.” cond place even though it led the nation has allowed more first downs than the two long kickoff returns by Reppert, in­ While inexperience has led to a less offense has been able to produce. Final­ cluding a 100 yard jaunt for a T.D. and than spectacular start for the Vikes, ly, the team sports a glaring 1 in the loss one for 70 yards which almost went for Reppert points out that ‘‘even from first column after only three games. Surpris­ another and did set up Lawrence’s last halfs to second halfs you can see the im­ ing statistics when last year’s incredible minute attempt. provements.” Indeed, Reppert has rush­ success is taken into account. To what The Vikes bounced back a week later ed for 555 yards on 92 carries. Not bad can they be attributed? Are they serious to overcome Concordia 40 to 15. considering that 3 of the 5 offensive linemen were nonstarters last season. Reppert specifically mentioned time and again the outstanding job Dan Lawrence, Chris Tadych, Bam-Bam Lin- nemanstons, Pat Grogan, Kevin Zlevor, and Gary Zlevor have done up front. He also pointed out the blocking skills of his fellow backs. So convinced is Reppert of the team’s overall improvement that he believes “If we played Oshkosh again we’d give them much more of a game. I think we’d beat someone of their calibre next time around.” Hopefully Reppert is correct. For if this year’s team hopes to follow in last year’s footsteps, it will have to jell into a more cohesive squad and rid themselves BEAU declines high-five. of the mental errors which have plagued them early on. Notes Roberts, “I think in total offense. So there’s a lot of things this is a really good team. Every team that can happen. We have to take each has its own personality. Every team is a game one at a time. We didn’t do that little different. This one is much dif­ last Saturday.”

VIKE defense speaks. enough to worry about the rest of the Highlights of the game included a 36 year? Fear not Lawrence football yard T.D. pass from Ron Roberts to disciples, Scott Reppert explains: “I Schwanke and a 200 yard plus rushing Down, Set, Fortran! think it’s pretty obvious that we haven’t day by Reppert. duties. Over the past summer, Matheus performed as well as we have in the past. In last weekend’s confrontation with The fruits of a liberal education have finally been applied to the oft-maligned designed a computer program which But, I think that we can contribute that Lakeland, Lawrence’s inexperience was gridiron. Football is an esoteric sport determines the tendencies of the oppos­ to the fact we have lost a large number very obvious. Expecting to breeze by which requires an infinite number of for­ ing offense and graphically displays of really important people on our offen­ the Muskies, the Vikings found these tendencies. The computer shows themselves with a real game on their mations and play combinations. The sive and defensive squads. We are a new the frequency of different formations, hands. The young Lakeland team coaches must spend hours of their time ball team and we haven’t developed the different plays, and the different cir­ confidence and knowledge that we can managed to hold an edge in first downs determining the tendencies of opposing teams so that the Lawrence defense can cumstances under which each of the use on the field.” and gave the Viking squad everything it halt the enemy offense. plays and formations is used. Lawrence started the season with a could handle. However, Reppert’s Matheus considers the experiment a sobering defeat at the hands of U.W. rushing and timely defense aborted In the past, this responsibility has fallen on the shoulders of Coach Agness, success. He points specifically to the who spends his spare time posing as game against Concordia where strong Dean Agness in the Office of Campus offensive tendencies were discovered Life. But Aggie’s duties at Campus Life and effectively defensed. Upon correc­ Mol seeks IM mold have limited the time he can devote to ting several minor difficulties, Matheus the tedious job of preparing scouting hopes to demonstrate his program to a by Mike Mol schedule of the next week’s action and reports. Thus, Chris Matheus, a senior computer firm in Chicago which pro­ Intramural Coordinator the standings for the Supremacy Cup physics major who masquerades as an vides a similar but inferior service. Take During the past four years, the in­ should be in every Lawrentian. The new All-American defensive end, has relieved that, Merton! tramural system has known many dif­ intramural office, actually the Outing Coach Agness from many of these ferent levels of “efficiency.” In the face Club room, is in the Union. Questions or of poorly planned schedules, unorganiz­ problems can be directed to me, or one of ed events and lack of coordination, I my assistants: Laura and Greg Griffin would ask myself; ‘‘Why is it so hard to (Trever, H R ’s) or Lizz Read (Plantz HR). P A S S IN G p l a y s : SLOU ( 5 ) : 2 SEF'6 (Ó) : 1 run the intramural program?” This year One of us should be in the office, or near I have the chance to answer my own by, every night when the Union is open. S S I L E FT 0 question. The extension is 6837. During the day I 0 In his article, “IM death not proud,” can be reached at Kohler Hall, ext. 6775. J.B. Rees mentioned the students’ Everything is still looking good for 0 0 refusal to support or participate in a the First Annual Intramural Flag Foot­ ‘‘poorly run program riddled with ball Championship between the champs 0 0 0 C + .1 0 0 0 forfeits, bad scheduling, and lack of of the Lawrence Flag Football season - - - coordination.” These three things, and the champs of Ripon’s flag football 1 1 1• forfeits, scheduling and coordination, season. On November 6, the big game are the things I want to work on. 1 between Lawrence and Ripon will be 1 1 1 Forfeits pose one of the biggest pro­ held in the Banta Bowl at 1:30, but blems. This year, there will be a $20 ...... - before the game, at 11:30 on the practice 1 forfeit fee assessed to any hall, fraterni­ field, Lawrence’s best will play a flag 2 1 ! 1 ty, sorority or independent group that football game against a team from wants to enter a team. This $20 will be Ripon. Maybe with a little PR and some kept in the general IM fund and, as long college pride we can turn this into an an­ as that team has never forfeited a game, nual event. 3 r d DOWN will be returned at the completion of A Frisbee Golf Tournament (or even each sport. Granted, there will be an Ultimate Frisbee League), more IM unavoidable forfeits, so the first one will bowling, a February IM HORSE shoot, cost $10. A second forfeit not only turns and an IM Innertube Water Polo season the $20 over to the IM program but will are all being considered. Some football completely disqualify a team in that par­ games may be held on the bottom of ticular sport. This policy means to en­ Union Hill during Happy Hour to avoid TV — Stereo-Radio Service courage opposing teams to change their the walk to the gym. As long as there's a WE REPAIR ALL BRANDS! own scheduled game time. strong interest, there will be more I’ll try to set up schedules that don’t events for women. 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