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Friday, March 8,1996 Bowling Green, Ohio Volume 82, Issue 97

The News' Lecturer Looking for trash Briefs probes NHL Scores NBA Scores religious Charlotte 119 Dallas 105 beliefs Atlanta 83 Vlnco Guerrlert Cleveland 72 The BC News Circuit lecturer James Sire ex- Chicago 102 plored the topic of why people have religious beliefs with an au- Detroit 81 dience of about 100 people Thursday night In Olscamp Hall. Boston 4 Sire said people have to believe in something and their reasons to N.Y. Islanders 3 believe are varied. Sire also said there are sociological, psycholo- Pittsburgh 5 gical, religious and philosophical reasons to believe. But true be- Ottawa 1 lief, according to Sire, is con- sistent, coherent and complete. Tampa Bay 5 He said Christianity is not air- tight, but it offers the best ex- N.Y Rangers 2 planation for many things. Sire said the life and character of Jesus is both attractive and Author will give two frustrating. He said Jesus is at- tractive because he forgave sin- addresses today ners and loved his neighbors and Jay Y«u««/Tkt BC New. Author Nancy Fraser, a enemies. Jesus is frustrating, ac- professor at the New School Junior Paul Getting digs Into a garbage bag held by Juniors tion Coalition recycling week. The group went through 273 for Social Research, will cording to Sire, because of his opinion on wealth and redemp- Brandl Veres and Kevin Kellner In the Union Oval Wednesday. pounds of University trash. Kellner said 57 percent of the trash give two addresses today. The dumpater dive was part of the Student Environmental Ac- was recyclable Items. She will be the featured speaker at the Arts and Sci- See BELIEFS, page five. ences Forum at 12:30 p.m. following a noon lunch at the Towers Inn Restaurant in McDonald West. Her top- ics will be "The Unknown N0RML cancels drug-defense benefit Alain Locke: Pragmatism. Critical Race Theory and the Politics of Culture." To Brandon Wray idea of using marijuana for the the event. drinking are allowed and encour- reports of some illegal activity attend the lunch, call Donna The BC News pain from another patient in a "We have our own security aged by the Legion, who usually from the neighbors," Dorsey Pulschen at 372-2340. wheelchair 13 years ago. measures for events, like hiring sells their own alcohol. said. "We have the right as a pri- Fraser will discuss "The The National Organization for "I use the drug for my pain. I retired police officers, having Salazar said that NORML be- vate organization to control who Future of Radical Democ- the Reform of Marijuana Laws have horrible phantom pain in age restrictions and identifica- lieves It was discriminated uses our facilities." racy" as the keynote has canceled their benefit for my legs, terrible burning sensa- tion requirements," Salazar said. speaker of the interdisci- against by the American Legion In order to obtain the drug dog, Dan Asbury, a quadriplegic, tions In my body and general pain "That wasnt good enough for the for its views on hemp and mari- off-duty police officers needed to plinary graduate seminar which was to be held at the "Cultural and Critical everywhere. No other painkiller American Legion. They wanted juana. be at the event according to Dor- Spaces" at 2:30 p.m. in 219 American Legion in Fremont, has ever worked like marijuana to have a K-9 drug dog at the door Bob Dorsey, Amercian Legion sey. Olscamp Hall. Ohio. has; all I need Is three puffs a day to search everyone who came In, commander, said there was no "The police have a rule that The organization was holding and I am okay," Asbury said."l which we believe Is a violation of discrimination involved. off-duty police officers cannot Prague Chamber the benefit to raise money for never sold to anyone, ever. Mari- our Fourth Amendment right "The first problem with the accept ouside jobs where alcohol Orchestra will give Dan Asbury's defense fund. As- juana is a medicine for me, not a against unlawful search and sei- benefit involved getting the cor- is being served, so we had to ban bury Is charged with marijuana marketable commodity." zure. They would not allow smok- rect date Then we didn't want to alcohol from the event," Dorsey concert at Universi- trafficking after police seized. 13 Tomas Salazar, president of ing of any kind or the sale of al- place a drug dog at the door be- said. ty plants outside his Toledo home. Sandusky County NORML, said cohol. With all of these re- cause there has been a history of Salazar says NORML Is not a The Prague Chamber Or- He said he uses the drug to help NORML was forced to cancel the strictions a benefit would not be problems with NORML in the threat to anyone - it does not ad- chestra with pianist Simone with his pain and alleviate benefit because of unconstitu- possible." area. Twenty-five hundred peo- vocate the use of marijuana. It Pedronl will give the Lois muscle spasms. tional restrictions that the Amer- Salazar added at regular Amer- ple turned out for their Harvest M. Nitschke Memorial Con- Asbury said he first got the ican Legion wanted to place on ican Legion events smoking and Fest in the fall, and there were cert March 11 at the Uni- See NORML, page four. versity. Tickets for the perform- ance are $12, $19 and $26. Like father like son Director will discuss They are on sale at the Moore Musical Arts Center Box Office or can be reser- ved by calling 419-372-8171. future of Hong Kong The box office is open be- tween noon and 6 p.m. Dawn Keller Edward Chen, University his- weekdays. The BC News tory professor, said the return ABWA sponsors an- has caused an uneasy feeling The director of the Hong Kong among the 6 million people who tique show Economic and Trade Office In live in Hong Kong The American Business New York will speak at the Uni- "Hong Kong has flourished Women's Association will versity March 11 about the fu- during 150 years of British rule sponsor the 16th annual an- ture of the British colony. because Britain allowed Hong tique show and sale March 9 David Tsui will discuss what and 10 at the Junior Fair Kong to be a free port city," Chen Building at the Wood might be expected when the said. County Fairgrounds. changeover is made and how it will affect the world and the Chang said China promised to United States. allow the current political, eco- Tsui's talk, titled "The Future nomic and social systems to re- of Hong Kong after its Return to main intact, but Hong Kong resi- Quote of China In 1997" will take place at dents are concerned that will not 3:30 p.m. In 117 Olscamp Hall. happen. the day Hong Kong will come under "Some people from Hong Kong the control of the People's Re- have already left," he said. "Oth- "No other pain- public of China on July 1, 1997, ers are just waiting to see what killer has ever according to Steven Chang, Uni- happens." worked like versity geography professor. Chang said it's important for "People in Hong Kong have a Hong Kong to stay the way It is marijuana has, lot of fears and worries about economically. all I need is three Hong Kong coming under the "Hong Kong Is an Important fi- puffs a day and I control of China," Chang said. nancial center in Asia and the am okay." "They are accustomed to the rule gateway to China," Chang said. of law and don't want It to There's a lot of commercial, fi- —Dan Asbury, about \ change. nancial activity because busi- marijuana as medica- Ckarlct Knpa/Tkc Auxlaed Pran "There's quite a bit of freedom nesses find it an optimal place to tion Jose Mesa Jr., 2, make* a point while talking with bis dad, Cleveland Indians pitcher Jose Mesa Sr. while sitting In the bullpen during the fifth inning In a game against the Florida Marlins. to travel and freedom of expres- locate because of efficient com- sion." munication and low taxes.

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I Colored Ink ! Opinion page two Friday, March 8,1996 E.A.R. to the Suicide leaves us in cedar chips

Kurt Cobain: February 20,1967 And then they circle up en ma- define culture, it reflects It. And -April 8,1994 sse, all wearing their Jet black rat sometimes what stares back at Ground... Lamont the Hamster Septem- shawls, complaining about how the viewer Is one ugly son of • ber 11,1992 - April 6,1995 everyone else conforms. bitch. The good ones always go be- Don't they see that they're con- If you want to experience the Tumbs down. fore their time. Since today falls forming to their own style of rat Gerbil-eration X's version of What's up with the low turn-out at the Patricia a day short of Kurt Cobaln's sui- conformity? These rich white pain, let's take a look at the rat Ireland visit? Here we had a formidable leader of a cide, I was originally going to de- rats are angry, and they think who found Cobain. national organization on campus, and the attendance dicate today's column exploring everything should come to them What was his first action? Did was, well, miserable. the death of this [Generation] NOW. They're angst-ious. he call in the police? Did he • ** X-cellent superstar. However, Meanwhile, the rodent media vomit up his oats? Thumbs up. Over 700 students showed up at the Chris- since my rodent's untimely de- continues to pour on the attention No, he called the local media tianity debate this last Wednesday. Now if we could just mise, I have been riddled with of this phenomenon of Gerbil- Adam Curry and Kurt Loder figure out where to get that used car. guilt. eration X. were brought in to give mouth to *•* Lamont suicided. Of course, we Take the example of white lab mouth rat -susi tat ion. couldn't be sure... until we found Rat Cobain. This is Gerbil-eration X, If anyone ever pays any attention to what appears on the note scratched out in the ce- Almost a year ago today, there They're fascinated with the sen- Wood Cable channel SO (and doesn't just turn it on to dar chips. was a closed casket in a dainty, sational and outstandingly tragic hear the radio station) ~ why is there still an announce- "Dear Gerbll-eration X," the Peiffer pretty little hole In Seattle. In- They don't want hour-long re- ment on telling the time of Beggar's Night from last Hal- note began. side, Gerbil-eration X wept like ports on how their rat govern- loween? "I am just a little brown ham- from my humble world. dogs, sucked down rat-nip, shot ment may be assasinatlng for- **• ster. I am not an artistic genius. I It's tough - sometimes when the smack and asked themselves eign leaders. Give them Kato. The elevator crappers in Offenhauer are at it again. do not play guitar. I cannot run I'm licking the fur of the big why. Give them OJ. And give them Hey kids, we're in college now. Toilet training, we very fast. And I do not feel your wigs, it's all I can do to keep from But they didnt ask why for too Kurt. thought, was over long ago. pain. sinking my teeth into their necks. long. So they did give them Kurt. He *** That's because I'm just a But I keep quiet. I could dis- Like the famous white rat Ed- had no head, but he was Kurt, Has anybody else seen that wonderful bit o' Bob Evans brown hamster. appear at anytime, and no one die Angst sang, "Hey, hey. My, none the less. advertising, featuring Mr. Kazoo voice himself, Dan You might be thinking, 'What would care. my, rock and roll will never die." And that seems to be good Evans? We at E.A.R. are all fans of the commercial com- kind of problems could a brown 'Just another dead brown ham- There was beer to drink and enough for the white lab rats. hamster possibly have?" People ster,' the white rats would say. Saturday Night Live to play. Sincerely, paring the values of bacon vs. Bob Evans sausage. Do think we just sit around on our Sometimes, I think I'd do any- These mourners are the same they honestly think that the general viewing audience is little rat asses all day and collect thing to be a white rat. rats who have hours to protest Lamont, the brown hamster bone-headed enough to think that this is a valid compar- the corn left over from the rich Meanwhile, it seems all the the environment, but can't seem Editors Note: Joe was granted ison? Do we really care? white lab rat's feeding. privileged white lab rats can do to find the time to separate the a sabbatical this week to work on Weekend Reality, the magazine *** But we don't. Everyday, when is bitch about how oppressed plastic cedar chips from the re- you guys go to your classes, I go they are. cyclable paper chewing blocks. that comes in The BG News every Check out this week's Weekend Reality: we've got the to work in the lab," my hamster They sit around the water Perhaps the rattiest thing week. This column first appeared Oscars, the results from a day of stalking an average posthumously wrote. nipple and talk about how they about Cobain's death was the in an April 199S edition. "Without the benefits of the hate their parents because they'll RTV's 48-hour tribute to him. Joe Peiffer is still the Friday student, an interview with a Undergraduate Student white lab rats education, I'm rel- never be able to gather as much You have to wonder if they had columnist for The BG News. He Government candidate, entertainment features, and egated to my job of licking the corn as they were. this piece prepared for months. wants to thank Cameron for re- much, much morel It's all the news you need and Swa- fur of the white lab rat. In return, They sit there in their $120 But you cant really blame the turning his cat, Elvis. Questions, mpy too. (Shameless plug) I get my pay so I can go out and Mice Marten boots and whine white rats over at RTV. You get comments and concerns can be • * * buy my rat drugs and escape about their economic future. what you pay for. RTV doesn't sentjpeiffe9bgnet.bgsu.edu Call us crazy, but isn't just a bit over-confident of Bob Dole to have already scheduled his victory party for the smo&peifmfz-* primaries which are yet to occur? -2 : The BG News "A Commitment to Excellence"

Dawn Keller Jay Young Managing editor News editor Jim Barker Amy Johnson Associate editor City editor

Joe Peiffer Scott Brown Opinion editor Sports editor

Joe Boyle Stephani Miskawi Weekend Reality editor Photo editor

Rochelle Slosser Tiffany Wendeln Graphics editor Copy chief

Carolinne Shaffer Anna Wahrman Copy chief Copy editor Penny Brown Stefoni Bavin Copy editor Copy editor Juli Palmer Olivia Inkrott Copy editor Copy editor

Tania Runyan Amy Black SPfcAKiKfi OF SHUTDOWNS it it Copy editor Copy editor year and appointed by his fellow Darren Liderbach Penny Brown USG should USG members to be chief legisla- Copy editor Editorial writer tive officer. Nate knows what It get coverage means to be a leader of an organ- ization. In addition to his duties In USG, Nate serves as student This letter is in response to the tour coordinator for the Campus , absolutely outrageous editorial Tour Guides, arranging all of the Leah Bamum Michelle Bracken column that appeared in Tues- it. Why then is it news when the The BG News has often in the visits to BGSU for future pro- Colleen Casey Alianna Dias day's BG News ("Student voters BG News selects its new editors past poked fun at USG, but per- spective students. I have had the Ed Dowling Brian Gallatin not concerned"). This column, for the next semester? Using this haps no other institution is more pleasure of knowing Nate for the Chad Gamby Matt Gannon written by The BG News editori- new precedent would then imply lacking in credibility than The past two years in the Sigma Phi Teresa Krieg Cathy Raid! al staff, explained the new policy that The BG News is better than BG News. It's time the editors Epsllon fraternity. His outstand- Kevin Rathge Ed Reed toward USG elections and why The Gavel, The Key, The Obsi- started committing themselves ing commitment to pursuing ex- the BG News was not going to dian, etc. to excellence, not ignorance. cellence both in the classroom Jessica Wherry Carla Zvosec provide the "extensive cover- What is especially repugnant and as a leader on this campus Is age" it merited in the past. about The News' shirking of re- Scott Hirtz remarkable. Copyright© 1996 by The BG News. Reprinting of The News' editors apparently sponsibility is how they claim Jennifer Georges Is also a very any material in this publication whitout the permission of believe that because students that they want to dedicate more accomplished student at BGSU. The BCi News is strictly prohibited. often don't vote in the USG elec- space in the paper to other cam- Green endorsed Academically, she has been hon- The BG News is an independent student voice tions that it's not worth trying to pus events. This from a paper ored with membership in the Al- founded in 1920 and is published daily during the academic inform students about the candi- that claims to have a "commit- by frat brother pha Lambda Delta honor frater- year and Wednesday's in the summer. dates. How ridiculous! The BG Opinions expressed herein are not necessarily those ment to excellence." Instead, In this year's USG presidential nity. She Is also a member of the of the student body, faculty or University administration. News has clearly identified the they have shown their readers and vice predidential election, Golden Key, College Democrats, Opinions expressed in columns, cartoons and letters are not problem and decided to become they have a greater concern for the issue that voters should be Student Court, and currently necessarily those of The BG News. part of it. What the editors fail to showing their commitment to concerned with the most is serves as a senator hi USG. Letters intended for publication must be 200-300 realize Is that they have a virtual pulling stories off of their Asso- leadership. Who's going to step My goal with this letter Is to In- words long, typed and include the writer's name, phone monopoly on campus news, and ciated Press wire instead of run- up to the plate and lead this em- form my fellow students about number and University affiliation, if any. The BG News with that comes a responsibility. ning local stories. battled and highly criticized or- who is light for the Job and who reserves the right to edit any and all letters. The News' urge to do the bare Can you imagine CNN an- ganization back to a place of will do the best In getting USG The lit'. News encourages its readers to notify the campuswide respect? The an- back on track. So even though paper of any errors in stories or photograph descriptions. minimum required of them was nouncing that they're going to well documented In their new stop running coverage of the swer Is easy, the choice is clear The BG News will not teU you, I manifesto of ignorance. They presidential primaries because Nathan Green and Jennifer can say without reservation that 210 West Hall even cited Part One, Section C, of the turnout is so small? I'm not Georges. the team which will best answer Bowling Green State University the Student Code to defend their equating the USG elections with Nate has served on USG for the call for effective leadership Bowling Green , OH 43403-0726 cause. Apparently, If we all wear the presidential one, but the point two full years now. He was an in USG Is Nathan Green and Jen- bgnews @ bgnet.bgsu.edu blinders and pretend that every Is the same. The BG News, seeing organizational senator for the nifer Georges. campus organization Is the exact that the dumbing down of the Resident Student Association last David DeNatale same and has no unique respon- students is the new rage, has de- year. He was then elected sena- Junior sibilites, we'll all be better off for cided to join in. tor at-large for the 1995-96 school Telecommunications t Campus Friday, March 8, 1996 page three Jail-n-Bail sponsored for Working hard prevention of child abuse

Genell Pavellch "This Is a good cause, and it is a "We will arrest anyone in Wood The BC News fun day for both you and the per- County, not just people on cam- son you're arresting," she said. pus," Gibson said. Kappa Delta sorority members "It is a great way to get involved Those arrested will be taken from chapters all over the nation and help to raise money at the back to the Kappa Delta sorority will be participating In philanth- same time." house where they will have to ropies on Saturday as part of Katerina Brennan, Shamrock make phone calls to come up with their annual Shamrock Project. chairwoman, said she agreed the $5 bail before they can leave. The University's chapter of event is a great cause and stu- While at the house, there will be Kappa Delta will be sponsoring dents should get involved. refreshments and a raffle for their annual Jail-n-Bail Saturday "Not only is. this for a good prizes. Tickets for the raffle are from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. cause - the prevention of child fifty cents. The money raised from the phi- abuse - but It is also a fun time Eighty percent of the money lanthropy will be used to help the for those participating," she said. raised from the event will be do- prevention of child abuse. Members of the sorority have nated to the Children's Resource Carla Gibson, Kappa Delta vice been in the Math Science and Ed- Center In Bowling Green and the president for public relations, ucation buildings this past week Wood County Foster Home. The said the Jail-n-Bail is a good and people could pay $1 to have rest of the money raised will be cause for students to get in- someone arrested. Today they donated to the National Commit- volved with because most of the will have a table set up in the tee to Prevent Child Abuse for Columbia gas employer Devln Olden directs traffic as a crew works on a gas line under the street. money raised is used locally. Union Foyer. public awareness programs. Committee presents mini- marathon preview

Genell Pavellch tee of the Dance Marathon is Amy Takacs, co-captain of the marathon." people excited for next week- will be helping for the event. The BC News presenting the three-hour event Mini-Marathon, said this event Those attending the mini- end's Dance Marathon. Allyson Harris, director of as a preview of the actual event will help to get people excited for marathon include overall chair- "This is the first year the Dance Marathon, said they have A mini-marathon is taking on March 16 and 17 at the Stu- next weekend. persons of the Dance Marathon dance marathon Is at the Univer- had a "phenomenal" response to place tonight to get students and dent Recreation Center. "This mini-marathon is a warm committees and their members, sity and no one really knows what Dance Marathon with more than the community excited about the Elizabeth Weckman, co-captain up session to get the participants Dance Group representatives to expect," she said. 400 committee members. She BGSU Children's Miracle Net- of the Mini-Marathon, said the and families excited about Dance from each fraternity/sorority also said the mini-marathon will work Dance Marathon, a 32-hour event will occur tonight from 6 Marathon and to prepare them pairing, hospital staff from MCO, Takacs also said some of the show participants what to expect event taking place next weekend. p.m. to 9 p.m. at the Medical Col- for what it's all about," she said. and the families involved. participants may be inspired from the 32-hour event next The Family Relations Commit- lege of Ohio cafeteria. "This will be a small scale dance Takacs said the event will get after seeing the children they weekend. Programs at the Well offer Link to offer help for families complete health approach Support given to assault survivor's friends and relatives Jennifer Schah to have parents come, but we rea- The BG News lize they are usually not in the "We had a support Jennifer Schab late to everyone." area, but anybody who has been The BC News The Well is also a good "The Center for The Victims Advocacy Pro- affected should come." group for primary source of information and pro- Wellness and gram of The Link in Bowling Every week there will be a survivors and they The Center for Wellness and grams, Bell said. Green is offering a discussion different topic, and participants Prevention provides an overall The Well has books and Prevention group for family members and do not have to come every week. mentioned that they approach to being whollstically videos that can be checked out concentrates on friends of sexual assault victims. The group will cover topics like had family and well, according to a Well con- or used in the office, Bell said. This group for "secondary reactions and myths, how to be sultant. "We are a resource to the the physical, survivors" is being held to give effective listeners, stress reduc- friends who have "We're a service that helps campus," Bell said. social, spiritual, people a chance to meet and talk tion and relaxation, and re- difficulty dealing Individuals and promotes well- Throughout the academic about their experiences support- lationship and trust issues, with the assault." ness and prevention amongst year the Well provides pro- emotional, ing someone after an assault, ac- Broadwell said. the student body," said Well grams to inform and assist stu- intellectual, and cording to Julie Broadwell, di- Consultant Tonla Bell. "The dents in things affecting their The Secondary Survivors Dis- occupational rector of victim/survivor ser- cussion Group will meet on Mon- Julie Broadwell Center for Wellness and Pre- lives. Bell said. vices. vention concentrates on the A few of these programs are day evenings, from 7 to 8:30 p.m. director of victim and survivor aspects of being "We had a support group for beginning March 11 and ending physical, social, spiritual, emo- the "Take a Bite Program" primary survivors and they men- services tional, intellectual and occupa- concerning healthy eating, well." April IS. Interested group mem- tioned that they had family and ber] should call The Link busi- tional aspects of being well." "Free to be Me" concerning friends who have difficulty deal- women's self-esteem, and in ness office at 352-5387 to speak The Victims Advocacy Pro- "The Well is a place where Tonia Bell ing with the assault," Broadwell with Julie Broadwell for details. gram is funded through the Vic- February, "Romance and Re- said. students can go and receive ob- Well consultant There is no cost for this group tims of Crime Act and the State jective help," Bell said. "Stu- sponsibility" concerning re- Loved-ones of victims often do lationships. and the information shared is Victims Assistance Act grants to dents can have someone listen not know what to say to the vic- confidential. provide services to victims. to them or be referred to The Well also sponsors the The majority of the Well's tims and sometimes they do not someone that will better serve Health Fair In April and pro- services are free, but the ones say anything at all, which is not sssa ^t^mmimmW^V them. We can find help for vides sexual assault awareness that are not are bursarable. good, Broadwelll said. Bell said. people who call in." outreach programs. Bell said. Broadwell said', the Secondary We Care About "It's an excellent program And just this year the Preven- Survivors group 'will give people The Water for people who have nowhere tion Center joined with the The Center for Wellness and resources to deal with the crime, else to turn and need help," Wellness center to form the Prevention is located on the we will have brochures for them You Drink™ Bell said. "It's convenient and Center for Wellness and Pre- second floor of the Health and it will give them an opportu- we're willing to help." vention and alcohol and drug Center. The Well is open Mon- nity to deal with their emotions "The Well is a support counseling is provided at the day through Friday 8 a.m. to S of anger or guilt. Try system," Bell said, "We can re- WeU. p.m.. "Secondary survivors often WATERMILL feel that they cant talk about their own feelings because they EXPRESS® have to be a constant support," Programs protect against virus Broadwell said. "The group can Located At: help take away the feeling that they are alone." 989 S. Main University computer labs work constantly to stop problem "Secondary survivors need to (Next to Pagliai's) know that they can make a dif- Bowling Green ference and that there are things Maureen Barry occurs every March 6, infects Software is available online at that they can say and do to help The BC News both individual and corporate www.symantec.com/avcenter, the victlme and themselves," 1058 N. Main computer systems by overwrit- she said. Broadwell said. (in front of University labs constantly run ing hard drives, said Stephanie Broadwell said the program T.C.B.Y.) anti-virus programs that protect Gerber, of the Wilson McHenry More details about obtaining can be helpful for friends of vic- computers from infection, ac- Co. the ant i-virus programs used on Bowling Green According to Gerber, using an- tims and especially roommates cording to Jim Hoy, the Comput- campus are available by contact- who around all the time and give ti-virus software regularly Is the er Security Administrator. ing Harold Stonerock at a lot of support to victims. ° Computer Monitored Safety Shut-Down System Hoy said the two disinfectant best way to protect computers. 372-7496. Broadwell said, "We would like programs used in University labs "Tested By The State are: AVP, Antiviral Tool Kit Pro, ° NAMA Approved and HS, named for its creator, ° Just 25c a Gallon Henrik Stroem. ° Serviced Sanitized Daily "Between the two of these pro- Preferred Properties egga grams, our labs have very good 530 S. Maple ° Unique 8-Stage R.O. Purification Process protection against viruses," Hoy ° Self-Serve: You Fill Your Own Clean Bottle said. 352-9378 ° Open 24 Hours a Day . The programs cost about $1 per computer on campus. WATERMILL EXPRESS removes if present: "Viruses are essentially writ- EXTRA EXTRA ten to do whatever the particular •-/Herbicides V Radon VTHM's V Algae author would like to do," Hoy V Nitrates VRust ^PCB's V Viruses said. "In most cases, that's some Efficiency, 1&2 Bedroom v1 Chemicals V Bacteria V Asbestos V Sodium kind of mischief." 1 Some viruses display messages Furnished & Unfurnished v Fertilizers V Arsenic V Sediment V Cysts on computer screens. Other vir- Haven House Fox Run Houses V Insecticides^ Detergents V Lead v" Foul Odor uses are designed so anti-virus V Chlorine V Mercury \/ Spores v1 and Other programs cannot detect them, Birchwood Piedmont Small Buildings Impurities Hoy said. Frontier Housing Mini Mall The Michelangelo virus, which I State page four Friday, March 8,1996 Judge orders test Winter storm wreaks havoc for accused mom Delays, accidents, icy The Associated Press counts of child endangering and was found guilty. A plea agree- ATHENS, Ohio - A judge has ment recommended that she get roads cause headaches ordered that a woman accused of probation. chaining her children to their beds undergo a psychological ex- She admitted that she chained for motorists, police amination before he Imposes sen- her son, 10, and daughter, 8, by The Associated Press tence. their ankles to their beds re- patrol said. No injuries were reported. Athens County Common Pleas peatedly from August 1994 A late-winter storm on Judge Alan Goldsberry on through June 16, county Pros- One to 3 inches of snow was Thursday left icy roads forecast in the Cincinnati area. Wednesday also asked for more ecutor Bill Blddlestone said. The covered with snow, causing ac- information on the possibility of children were not physically In- Some schools closed or opened cidents for some motorists and late. placing Mary L. Elifritz on pro- jured by the restriction. delays for others. bation in a halfway house. About 2 inches of snow had The judge delayed a 11/2-year He said she unchained them In the Cincinnati area, acci- fallen in the Columbus area by prison sentence. after the children fell asleep. An- dents on the slick roads pro- mid-morning, closing some Elifritz, 33, of Nelsonville, other daughter, S, was not duced gridlock on the city's schools and postponing classes pleaded no contest last fall to two chained. interstate highways during the at others. morning rush hour. NORML In southeast Ohio, Rio "It was a nightmare," said Continued from page one. better than cotton and polyester Grande College canceled its Trooper Tim Parton of the afternoon and evening classes products.'' State Highway Patrol. just wants to reform the laws re- Hemp was important to agri- because of bad road conditions. garding the drug. The college is 82 miles south- culture at the founding of the An accident involving two American colonies as well, ac- east of Columbus. "No one should go to jail for tractor-trailers, a salt truck cording to Salazar. and a car closed the south- Up to 3 inches of snow fell on marijuana. It is not dangerous bound lanes of the Jeremiah the Inland counties of north- enough to warrant the laws it has, "A law in the colonies from Morrow Bridge on Interstate east Ohio, including the cities it is not addictive and certainly 1691 to the early 1700s stated 71 near Cincinnati for almost of Canton, Warren and Woos- not on the level of other illegal that to own a farm a person had four hours. ter, the National Weather Ser- drugs," Salazar said. "It is also to grow a small plot of hemp be- vice said. excellent for making many prod- cause It could be used to make so The collision, which the pa- ucts. It is a fact that in World many things," Salazar said."It is trol blamed on slick pavement, Bowling Green received less AlB«hnBuTtoA> War II the government made also known that Thomas Jeffer- occurred about 7:55 ajn. on the than an inch of snow. However, Robert Martin shovels snow off the steps to his borne in Cincin- many farmers grow hemp to son and George Washington grew 250-foot-high bridge, Ohio's more snow is in the forecast make clothes, ropes and 27,000 nati. The Cincinnati area received two to four inches of snow hemp on their farms. Jefferson tallest Workers removed the for the weekend. Tempera- overnight Bowling Green received about an Incb of snow other products. To this day hemp even smuggled seeds back from wreckage and the bridge tures are supposed to be in the is used by the Navy for sails and Thursday, and cold temperatures are In the forecast for the China because they were illegal reopened about 11:45 am., the 20s this weekend. weekend. ropes because It holds up much here." Kermit's Family Restaurant 307 S. Main SL B.G. 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The her husband's body. The Hamilton County grand after colleagues told police he maximum penalty would be life jury returned the indictment failed to answer telephone pages. in prison with possibility of par- Authorities have refused to against Delia Dante Sutorius, 45, A .38-callber revolver was found ole after 24 years, prosecutors discuss a motive or what evi- of suburban Symmes Township. on the floor near the body, offi- said. dence they have in the case. She was charged in the slaying of cers said, and news reports said Dr. Darryl Sutorius, whose body the gun was bought by Mrs. Su- BOWL-I^-GREErWERY CCIAL SCREENING TWO SHOWS ) FRIDAY SPECIAL $5.95 SEAFOOD SPLASH! 7.-00 pm & 9:30 pm SUN. MARCH 10 OLSCAMP111 A variety of seafood and our "own" clam chowder. PART OF t«S3@ CHARITY WEEK Incl: clams^callops, shrimp, and Pollock. Also complete salad bar and baked polato. Open 11:30-1:30 Best Values On Campus

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i 1 m Nation Friday, March 8,1996 page five NY man Dole sees light at 'the end of the tunnel' convicted Tom Raum The Associated Press in subway WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. - Bob Dole hunted "Super Tues- day" votes In Florida by urging bombing a tougher stand on Cuba. He said he could see a light at "the samuet Maull end of the tunnel" in his bid for The Associated Press the GOP nomination. Dole urged President Clinton NEW YORK - The man who to seek Indictments of those claimed drug-induced insanity responsible for the deaths of caused him to firebomb subway four members of a Miami- trains was convicted today of at- based Cuban exile group in the tempted murder for the Christ- Feb. 24 downing of two U.S. mas-time 1994 attacks that planes off the Cuban coast. created a reign of subterranean "That's how we got Noriega," terror. Dole told reporters Thursday, The jury deliberated about six referring to the prosecution in hours before rejecting Edward the United States of the former Leary's claim that a mixture of Panamanian leader. prescription drugs, including Dole also told a civic lun- Prozac, made him Insane. cheon he would consider a woman as his running mate if he gets the nomination. And he BELIEFS adjusted his campaign sched- Continued from page one. ule to campaign in Tennessee on Friday with former Tennes- tion, but Sire said the best argu- see Gov. Lamar Alexander, ment for Christianity is Jesus. who dropped out of the presi- Sire also brought up the issue dential race on Wednesday. of the errancy of the Bible, say- Florida and Tennessee are ing there are not a lot of contra- among seven states with dictions in the Bible. He also said "Super Tuesday" primaries that any language can transmit next week that will dole out 362 God's meaning. delegates. So is Texas, where "Christians must practice Dole campaigned on Wednes- tolerance without relativism and day. love without sentimentality," The Senate majority leader Sire said. "The truth does not scheduled an evening "victory come from arguing at a fever party" in Clearwater to cele- The AiwcUtcd Prcu pitch" brate what he hoped would be a Sire's purpose, he said, was to GOP presidential candidate Bob Dole hunts for votes by urging a based Cuban exile group In the Feb. 24 downing of two U.S. open the possibility to find the big win in Thursday's New planes off the Cuban coast tougher stand on Cuba. He urged Clinton to seek indictments of truth by reading the Gospels York primary. those responsible for the deaths of four members of a Miami- "I just ask, take a look at all Erika Stuffleben, a minister of us. There's not a lot of us Palm Beach, a bipartisan civic It's going to be up to states like Noting that it was snowing wasn't where his supporters for Campus Crusade for Christ, left," Dole told a luncheon group. "Hopefully we can see Florida and Texas and New heavily in parts of New York, lived. "That's not where we said she thought Sire did a great sponsored by the Pundits of the end of the tunnel here. But York today." Dole joked that he hoped It seeded the clouds." job in exploring Jesus as the reason to believe.

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page six The BG News Friday, March 8,1996 Congress approves bill to avoid federal default sion, the government could de- some Republicans objected even cause of insufficient funds for "We work with our backs to the The House legislation offers to Alan Fram education, job training, the envi- wall. It loosens up the mind and The Associated Press fault around March 21. to the short-term debt extension add $3.3 billion the administra- Republicans are seeking the without accompanying spending ronment and technological makes compromise possible," he tion wants, provided that spend- said. "My hope is that by the end WASHINGTON - Moving to extension to decide what pieces cuts. research. ing cute to pay for It are found of next Friday we'll have com- sidestep a new budget clash with of their budget-cutting agenda to "What we're doing here Is But illustrating how two partial elsewhere in the budget. The pleted an agreement all of us can the White House, Congress ap- put on a longer-term debt-ceiling extraordinarily irresponsible," federal shutdowns since Novem- Senate version provides an addi- proved one bill today to tempo- extension that Clinton wants But said Sen. Frank Murkowski, R-A- ber have left both parties with sign off on." tional $2 biUion, plus $4.7 billion rarily avoid a federal default and Democrats chided Republicans laska. "You don't add to the debt little taste for a third, she also of- Appropriations bills for fiscal more If offsetting reductions are the House debated another fi- for risking the government's fis- without taking corrective ac- fered an olive branch. 1996, which began Oct. 1, have made. cal trustworthiness to pursue the tion." "We have a responsibility to been passed and signed by Clin- The House bill contains two nancing agencies through the ton for much of the government. year. COP'S Ideological agenda. The House also debated a bill the citizens of this country to act abortion restrictions opposed by to finance the National Aeronau- together to resolve our differ- But the departments of Health abortion rights advocates, in- "We cannot and will not default and Human Services, Housing on our debt," said Senate Finance "Where la the leadership" of tics and Space Administration, ences," she wrote In a letter to cluding some moderate Republi- the Department of Housing and congressional leaders. "We are and Urban Development and cans. One would let nates decide Committee Chairman William the Republican Party? asked other huge programs are still Rep. Charles Schumer, D-N.Y. Urban Development, and dozens committed to doing so." whether to provide Medicald Roth, R-Del., as the Senate on a operating on emergency spend- "Where is the strength to say to of other agencies whose fiscal House Appropriations Com- funds for some low-income wom- voice vote extended federal bor- ing legislation. people who have no Idea what fi- 1996 budgets remain mired In mittee Chairman Bob Livingston, en seeking abortions; the other is rowing authority through March In weeks of talks, the adminis- 29. nancial markets are about, 'En- partisan battles. R-La., said House action was just aimed at forcing states to accre- tration has been demanding $8 dit hospitals that refuse to teach Less than three hours earlier, ough already.'" With temporary spending au- the first step in a 10-day process. The Senate rejected, 47-43, a thority for these agencies expir- Including negotiations with the billion more for these programs abortion procedures. the House voted 362-51 for the for the remainder of the fiscal same measure. It now moves to Democratic amendment that ing March 15, White House bud- Senate. He said he hoped the ad- The Senate measure does not would have extended borrowing get chief Alice Rivlin said Clin- ministration would be Involved in year than Republicans have of- contain those provisions. President Clinton for his expect- fered. ed signature. Without the exten- authority Into next year. And ton would veto the legislation be- working out a compromise bill. AIDS test can be Inconclusive Clinton considers The Associated Press confirmed that he had the AIDS said Dr. John Ward, chief of the of the plasma killed the virus be- virus. surveillance branch of the CDC's fore anyone received any of the Before those tests, doctors National Center for HIV, STD plasma products, Ward said. Middle East trip ATLANTA - A Utah man has were convinced the man had and TB Prevention. "This case is Occasionally, someone tests joined a tiny global fraternity: AIDS because he had the classic a reminder to clinicians that Ron Fournlar whether that's a useful move those who develop AIDS but re- symptoms. there may be some with signs of negative because the Infection was so recent that antibodies ha- The Associated Press in light of what's going on." peatedly get a clean bill of health AIDS who test negative and they The second official said from the most common test for A rare immune reaction prob- should order the extra tests to ven't had time -to develop. But follow-up tests usually discover WASHINGTON - President Clinton probably would attend the virus. ably caused the negative test re- accurately diagnose the prob- Clinton Is considering a trip to the antibodies. the summit. Secretary of State sults, researchers at the Centers lem." the Middle East next week to Warren Christopher also is The most common AIDS test for Disease Control and Preven- attend an anti-terrorism expected to attend. The man, now 36, donated pla- kMAOS »••.•-» looks for antibodies to the virus - tion said Thursday. summit, the White House said White House press secre- something the patient has never sma 33 times at a plasma center today. tary Mike McCurry denied re- shown. More sophisticated tests, "There are a small handful of from August 1990 to April 1994. A number of locations are these cases around the world," ports that Clinton has decided of the man's proteins and genes, He became ill In 1995. Processing being considered for the to go but said the proposal to g IT summit, Including Cairo, conduct a summit the presi- Egypt, said two administration dent would attend are under officials, speaking on condi- consideration. "They're not tion of anonymity. right," he said of reports that A^'^f^ But one administration aide Clinton has decided. "They said it was still unclear may be right eventually." whether the summit would Asked about the summit to- come together. "There is not a day, Clinton said, "We haven't summit right now. That's the ruled anything out. We're whole point," the official said. working on the things that we *a "We've been discussing ought to do." T*0» ymgmm. you tram I *dni Mi fl *r«.MAUMIUp«'

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• mmmmmm wrmmmtm G Sports Friday, March 8,1996 page seven Broncos, The Mighty Quinn BG start Physical play has 3-game been Fair's forte series Christian Pelusl several schools. Among them Pit Murphy The BC News were Miami (Ohio), Colorado The BC News College and Bowling Green. Former Kent State defense- Fair scheduled trips to all man Quinn Fair received some three, but called Miami and CC For the first time In two years. unexpected news at a Kent back and told tiiem he had de- Bowling Green goes on the road team meeting after the 1993-94 cided to accept a scholarship at for the first CCHA hockey season from his Bowling Green. round of the head coach Bill Switaj. "When it was all said and Central Colle- The meeting wasn't called to done, I wanted to stay in the giate Hockey set the off-season agenda or to CCHA because I had been here Association look ahead to next season. for two years already and was playoffs. The Probably because there wasn't established," Fair said. "I just Falcons travel going to be a next season for felt comfortable coming into to face a team Golden Flash hockey, effective the situation here." that has owned immediately. But at the beginning of his them so far this Switaj Informed the players first season at BG last year, the season. Powers that hockey was being elim- fit was about as comforta- Western inated as a Division I sport by ble as a wool sweater. Michigan beat BG all three times the university and that they Fair was a victim of his suc- they played this year and hosts should pick up their equipment cess at Kent State on the power the Falcons this weekend at Law- tomorrow. play. He scored nine power- son Arena. WMU finished the Needless to say, Fair was play goals (11 overall) his first regular season at 27-8-3, finish- taken back. year at Kent and when he ar- ing fourth in the league stand- "It was quite a shock," Fair rived at Bowling Green, expec- ings. The first round is a best of said. "We never really knew or tations were that Fair could three series with the winner ad- had any idea or warning that surpass those numbers with a vancing to the league semi-finals at Joe Louis Arena in Detriot. But BG head coach Buddy 21 Powers said the previous games QUINN are not a factor this weekend. "I don't think they have any FAIR bearing at all on this weekend," Defense Powers said. 6-2, 200, Sr. Falcon center Brad Holzinger Campbell River, B.C. said the Falcons are confident heading into this weekend. "I know a lot of guys going in Year GP G A TP F N/MN that feel confident going in that '95-96 37 6 19 25 3 1/70 we have played two tough games against them out of the three," •94-95 37 4 11 7 3 1/62 Holzinger said. •93-94' 39 11 13 24 3 8/62 JnlnhlWhlCNtlB But this series does have a '92-93' 37 6 6 12 3 3/77 bearing on the NCAA Tourna- BG'» defenslveman Quinn Fair came to the Falcons after Kent State dropped their hockey pro- Career 150 27 45 72 1 33/301 gram. Fair has 6 goals and 19 assists for the season. ment. The winner of this series •Kent State University could be the last of four CCHA former coach Jerry York, pre- in with a different team, largest point total of his career. teams that make the 12-team this was going to happen. much more offensively- sent head coach Buddy Powers different talent level and there It also allowed Fair to establish tournament field beginning Mar. "I lied in bed for a long time talented team like the Falcons. realized what they were get- is an adjustment period. You're himself as one of the toughest 22 in Albany, N.Y. and Mar. 23 in that night wondering what the "When I came to Bowling ting when Fair agreed to play almost like a rookie again." physical presences in the East Lansing, Mich hell was I going to do." Green, they kind of expected forBG. So to ease the adjustment. league "It's hard to predict," Powers Fortunately for Fair, it was me to quarterback the power "I thought we had a big, Fair was weened into his role At 6 foot 2 inches and 200 said. "We've got to win, that's for only one sleepless night as play, and I know what kind of strong, physical presence, and with the man advantage by pounds. Fair flattens oppo- sure." most of the players received player I am and power-play I think that's the way he's playing on the second unit last nents with his aggressive Powers did say that right wing phone calls from other college specialist isnt one of them," played," Powers said. "He had season, which enabled him to checking while trying to take Mike Johnson will play this teams the next day inviting Fair said. "It's not my forte." scored quite a few goals on the gain more confidence. the marquee players out of weekend but he didn't say on them to check out their teams. Although Fair was recruited power play for Kent and so we This season. Fair has totaled what line. Johnson hasn't played Fair was contacted by to come to the Falcons by put him there, but then he was six goals and 25 points, the See QUINN, page nine. See ICERS, page nine. Tennis teams travel for weekend matches Women aimed at Cats Terman to play doubles, after two week layoff Wiles added to singles focus and work on some of our Paul Markofl Paul Markott The BG News The BG News fundamentals." "They have a strong Some of the basics Dean was referring to are the team's ser- tradition of winning The Bowling Green mens ten- The Bowling Green women's vice game and chemistry on dou- nis team travels north to Kala- in Kalamazoo." tennis team meets a young but bles. Dean also felt the practices talented Cincinnati team this during the break will instill a mazoo, Michigan this weekend to Saturday at the Queen City Rac- more aggressive style of play. battle Kalamazoo, a Divison III Dave Morin quet Club. The Falcon who has benefited school. tennis coach The Cincinnati Bearcats will most from the break has been Despite holding Division III status, Kalmazoo is ranked third : start three freshmen players in- senior Patty Banks. Banks at- cluding their top ranked player, tends the Medical College of nationally among Division HI Toledo, and has not praticed as schools. Kalamazoo will be miss- concentrate on his doubles game. Marjorie Spray. Spray, who posts Morin feels Wiles should be much as her teammates. Her ing their top player junior Pat a singles record of 11-6, downed ready for singles play. Falcons' junior Cindy Mlka- spring break at MCO was the Noud, who plays number one sin- gles. Noud broke his foot and will "Matt is very anxious to get lajewski during a tournament same time as the Falcons' layoff, and stay in the line-up," Morin over the fall semester. Falcon giving her more time to practice. be out of action for 4 to 6 weeks. Falcon coach Dave Morin says said "If he wins his match this Coach Penny Dean Is impressed Dean feels the amount of pratlce weekend, hell remain in the line- with the Bearcats squad. time should Improve Banks' Kalamazoo has a fine tradition of "They have a very strong game Immensely. tennis, and that goes a long way. up." "They have a rich tradition of Terman will be making his de- team," Dean stated. "They're "Patty is a great leader, and the but at doubles in dual match play. : very young. They start three practice time will definitely help winning in Kalamazoo," Morin said. "They have won three of the Terman will team up with fresh- freshmen who are very tal- her game," Dean said. "If Patty's man Radu Bartan to play third ented." game improves It only benefits last five Division III champion- ships. They expect to win and doubles. Morin feels the Falcons According to Dean, the Falcons the team." are running out of options for do have an advantage when it that makes them even better." Kalamazoo defeated Toledo third doubles, and hopes Terman comes to the depth of their line- Following the Falcons' match last week with a convincing 5-2 Is the answer. up. "We have a little bit more ex- against Cincinnati, the team will victory. Despite a victory over perience," Dean said "They have have another two weeks to pre- good depth as well, but I feel our their MAC rival, Morin feels the "Joel brings experience. pare for their trip to New Or- Falcons have the upper hand. having three years under his depth is a little better. I expect a leans. In New Orleans the team battle at every level." "They are a strong team, and we belt," Morin said. "He's a con- will play tough competition in- sistent returner, and plays very The Falcons' last match was must play well," Morin said. "On cluding Southwestern Louisiana strategically." two weeks ago, with a victory and New Orleans. Dean Is looking paper though, this is a match we should win convincingly." over Kenyon. The layoff has giv- forward to the trip, but doesn't Changes will be made in the Morin hopes the changes will en the team a chance to tone up want to look past Cincinnati. on the basics and their service Falcons line-up over the weekend motivate the play of the team as a game. "The trip down south will be a with the addition of freshman whole. "The moves are targeted to motivate the players," Morin "The layoff has its benefits and very tough one," Dean stated. Matt Wiles and junior Joel Ter- negatives," Dean said. "I feel the "Right now we have Cincinnati BG Newi/FIk phot* man. Wiles will move to the sixth stated "You play for position. benefits are out-weighing the and must concentrate on the singles spot, and sophomore Da- Any player who loses, lowers Falcon nctter Mark Clochetto returns the ball In a previous match. BG vid Anderton will drop out to their stock." negatives. It has given us time to battle at hand." travles to Kalamazoo College today. ' 'I Sports page eight The B(i News Friday, March 8,1996 Senior gymnasts to be honored MAC tourney down Pamela Santangelo Injuries have been an in- the Big Eight. Illinois State is The BC News fluencing factor in the Falcons' on top in Illinois. The Falcons to the final four season and not much has are just excited about being in- The Bowling Green gymnas- GYMNASTICS' changed. vited. "This is a meet that you have The Associated Press seniors," he said. tics team has a weekend before 41 "The injuries situation is still The hottest player in the final to be formally invited to," them that is both serious and the same," Simpson said. "We'- TOLEDO, Ohio -- Eastern four is Ball State's Bonzl Wells. Simpson aakL "This isnt a exciting. plonships will be held at Bowl- re nursing through the nagging Michigan has played Ball State That's hardly a secret, since he On Friday, the Falcons will ing Green, they will not be held injuries but a three day prac- meet that you just show up at." twice this year and won both was unquestionably the league's The team will use this meet host the Broncos of Western in Eppler Complex where the tice week and back to back games. Toledo has played Miami hottest player all season, leading as a learning experience. Michigan. Then, on Sunday, the gymnasts are used to compet- meets do not help those injur- of Ohio twice and won both. the MAC in scoring (25.2 points team will travel to Missouri to ing. Anderson Arena is place to ies£ "It will be an enjoyable When they meet for a third per game) and steals (3.1 a game) compete against three of the be on March 30. "Even though meet," Simpson said. "We are time Friday In the semifinals of and finishing third in rebounding taking advantage of the oppor- best teams in the sport of gym- we're at home, it's like we're at "Not only is it a the Mid-American Conference (8.4 a game). nastics: Alabama, Missouri, an away meet," Simpson said. tunity. It's a different envi- tournament at the SeaGate Cen- Lots of times, a hot player can and Illinois State. "We will be in a new facility. It special night for ronment. It will be good for us tre, the coaches are in agree- carry a team through a tourna- Friday night will be a night will be a new surrounding for the seniors and to compete in that type of com- ment: Those games mean noth- ment Is Wells that guy? of tradition as the senior gym- us." petition." ing. "He's a dominant player," nasts and their parents will be Although Western Michigan parents, it is also Two of the stand-out charac- "It's kind of like flipping a Eastern coach Ben Braun said honored. Seniors Karen Jor- has typically had average team our last home teristics of the meet art the coin," Miami coach Herb Sendek "Great players are going to sooix dan, Jennifer Wenrich, and Ni- scores higher than those of BG, use of Corvettes and the use of said. "If you flip five heads, some points. You can make all the ad Md Rlggs will say goodbye to the Falcons' possess a higher meet of the spotlights. The gymnasts will would think the next flip you're justments you want to, and they' an experience that will be re- number in the win column. season." have the opportunity to ride in more likely to get tails. In reality re still going to find ways t< membered for a lifetime. Both teams share the bottom of Corvettes and compete under it's still 50-50." score. Coach Charles Simpson said the MAC with neither team the spotlight; two things that Ball State's Ray McCallum "What you want to do is no that his team is excited and coming away with a win yet Charles Simpson the Falcons do not get to expe- adds, "We're hoping the third have those players have extraot, psyched up for Friday's meet. rience here on campus. As Simpson and his team Gymnastics coach time is a charm." dinary nights." "The gymnasts are psyched prepared this week for their Coach Simpson said that the In other words, the past is cer- Wells had one of those in th up for senior/parent's night," big weekend, concentration experience in Missouri will tainly no prologue, at least not in quarterfinals, scoring 37 point- Simpson said. "It will be an was on beam and bar routines With only one day to rest in- give his team a high chance of the MAC tournament. to go with 14 rebounds and eigh emotional meet for us. Not only and gaining depth. between meets, the Falcons reaching their team potential Eastern (22-5) is the top seed assists in the Cardinals' 86-80 is it a special night for our "It's nothing new from what will have to stay focused for (189.0). after winning the regular-season victory over Ohio. seniors and their families, it is we've been doing all season," what lies ahead of them on title with a 14-4 record. Ball State Eastern has beaten Ball State also our last home meet of the Simpson said. "We're still try- Sunday. Alabama is one of the "We have a good chance of (16-11), which tackles the Eagles with offense (109-102 in over- season." ing to get everyone working to top teams in the country. Mis- reaching our goal on Sunday," at 4 p.m., is the third seed. Miami time) and with defense (91-75). Although the MAC Cham- potential at the same time." souri is one of the top teams in Simpson said. (21-6) and Toledo (17-13), meet- Nobody seems to know what it ing in the 6:30 p.m. nightcap, en- might take this time. ter the semis seeded third and "It's survival right now. seventh, respectively. Whatever you have to do to play But the seedings didn't mean better than the other team, you COME SEE WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT Daniels much to Toledo in the quarter- have to do," Braun said. finals. The Rockets had lost twice "Whatever it takes. Sometimes Air Conditioning named to to second-seeded Western Mich- the margin isnt much and the sfi igan during the regular season. little things make the differ- L# On Tuesday night, the Rockets ence." second team beat the Broncos 71-65. Miami, the preseason favorite •** • "We've been inconsistent this to win the MAC, can still live up effi IfM-M All-Uld-Am.rlcin Conf.r.nc. year," said Toledo coach Larry to those expectations after a dis- Aa Mtactad by MAC coachaa Gipson. "But we've been in a lot appointing year of injuries and MERCER MANOR FlratTaam of close games that could have upsets. Otvtn Davu. Maml of Orw. s-7, Jr.: Ban "When you start postseason Handlogwn. W. Mchloan. 8 10. Sr; Oa.g gone either way against the best APARTMENTS!! ^ Thamw. Tola*. 5-11. Sr.: Brian Totoart. E. teams in this league. To do well play everybody feels a rebirth Motiigan. 6-2. Sr;Bonzi Walla, Ball Si. 8-5. So in this tournament, you're going and you start from scratch," ^ ,t<* SacondTaam to have to win close games. Sendek said. "I don't think the *** Earl Boyklna, E. MkNgan. S-7, So.: Amorto past game, whether you played 'e« f Danraiv Boating Qraan, e-4. Jr.: Oano Ford. Hopefully, we've got a little mo- '*/ 4* Oha>,S9.*.;tfciaRainlono,. Kant. 8-1.Sr.: Cur- mentum going into the final well or didnt play well, necessar- tis Simmona, Ohio, 6 4. Jr. ily has any bearing on the next Mo-' ,j» Mam Ion four." Jaaon Black, W. Ma»gan. 6-2. So.: Jay lar- Gipson has announced that he game. Teams sometimes play CALL OR STOP BY TO CHECK OUT BG'S NEWEST APARTMENTS. 'anao-.. Bearing Groan, 6 5. Jr.; Chanaa Macon. will move Into athletic adminis- differently between TV Cam Mohigan. 66, >: Caaay Shaw. Toledo. tration at Toledo after the timeouts, let alone from one 8-10, So.: Arahony Stacay. Bowling Qraan. 8-4, OTHER HCXISES AND APARTMENTS ALSO AVAILABLE Fr.; Jaaon Tarry. 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:•. I ( Friday, March 8,1996 The IJCi News page nine QUINN Sherry, Drake repeat Continued from page seven. much more. If you can shut those on the blue line, comprising one His style compliments mine very guys down, it's that much more of the most formidable set of de- well." their comfort zone. Ask Michigan rewarding. fensemen In the league. Said Fair, "Kelly obviously Is a State's Alison Carter. "Against Anson, it's great. We Perrault's offensive abilities really talented offensive de- as selections for Fair is consistently matched get some battles goln', and he's a are evident in his point produc- fenseman and he's good defen- against Carter, one of the great player. Sometimes he gets tion over the past two seasons. sively as well and we comple- league's premier scorers. Fair the best of me, sometimes I get He has led the nation in scoring ment each other well. He can will run Carter against the the best of him." by defensemen the last two jump up Into the play and I'll stay All-Mid-American i boards on every opportunity, Often when the contact heats years, and Perrault loves skating back, and I like It that way. It's a pounding on him to get a re- up with the better players like next to one of his good friends. pretty good partnership." sponse. Carter gladly re- Carter and Michigan's Jason Bot- Fair and Perrault both skated Powers feels that both add a Conference team ciprocates with a smack of his terill, the talking starts. for the Notre Dame Hounds in spark from the blue line In the own. Now Fair has Carter right "I try not to get too involved Wilcox, Saskatchewan before offensive end. TOLEDO, Ohio - Kent's Amy ed as coach of the year by where he wants him, thinking with the verbal. I just like to get coming to Bowling Green, but "They both have heavy shots, Sherry and Toledo's Angela writers and broadcasters cover- more about retaliating than scor- in the guy's face, and if he has Fair played with Perrault's older and both have a knack to slide in Drake repeated as first-team ing the conference. Lindsay led ing goals. something to say to me, I'll give brother, Klrby. The two got to at the top of the circle and find selections on the 1995-96 All-Mid- Kent to a 22-5 overall mark and The result: In three contests him a little smile. Sometimes know each other as a result and the net," Powers said. American Conference team, first place In the MAC with a 16-2 against Michigan State this that's better because you're not when Fair came to BG, the two And even though putting up an which was announced Wednes- record. season. Carter tallied no goals responding to their little games became fast friends. impressive plus-minus rating of day. Kent is the top seed in the MAC and two assists which equals one and that frustrates them even "When we were at Notre Dame, plus 19 isn't as glamorous as go- Sherry, a 5-foot-ll senior from tournament and faces fourth- non-factor. It's no coincidence more," Fair said. he was someone I looked up to as ing end-to-end on a breakaway, Cortland, N.Y., averaged 17.9 seeded Ohio on Thursday at the Falcons won two of the three Fair's strong defensive pres- both a very good hockey player Fair's work doesnt go unnoticed. points and 6.7 rebounds a game Toledo's SeaGate Centre. games against the Spartans. ence meshes perfectly with his and as a mature person and "I think he's played real well, for Kent, the regular-season "1 live for that part of the defense partner's strengths as leader," Perrault said. "It's weird especially this year," Powers MAC champion. 1MS-M All-Uld-Amarlcan Conference game," Fair said. "Especially weU. that we actually ended up playing said. "He's become a real leader Drake, a 6-1 Junior from Gro- Womtn'a ■■■InoH! Taam against the big players like that Fair and Kelly Perrault have together. and a real consistent player for sse Pointe, Mich., averaged 20.2 because you get fired up that been paired for the entire season "We mix very well together. us game In and game out." points and 8.5 rebounds a game Ae aslscled by MAC coach— for second-place Toledo. Feat Teem Megan BoguaiamM. W. Mchigan. 8-1, St.; Joining them on the first team Angela Otaka. Toledo. B-1. Jr.: Mml Olaon, ICERS were Western Michigan's Megan Toledo, M). Jr.: Amy Sherry. Kant S-11. Sr.; Boguslawski, a 6-1 senior from Came Tempi*, Kent, ex), Soph. Continued from page seven. "They're big and strong and in the series and a pair of fresh- Fair added. "Savvy needs to step Second Taam Michigan City, Ind. (19.6 ppg, 8.6 Trad Parsons, E. Mchlgan. s-0 >.. Sara play the physical style," said Fal- men goaltenders will be put on in and play solid In both games. rpg), Toledo's Megan Olson, a 6-0 PuthoN, Bowling Omen, S-S. Soph.; Meredith since Jan. 30 against Michigan. con defense-man Quinn Fair. center stage this weekend. Magliarditi very seldom Is off his junior from Chicago (18.9 ppg, Shaley, Mam of Ohio, S-0, Jr.: Jennifer Wen He has missed the last 11 games "They like to get in the corners Bronco goaltender Mark Mag- game." 6.4 rpg), and Kent's Carrie Tem- dewier. Mam of Ohio. 5-6, Jr.; Angel Whi». W with a wrist injury. In the 27 and work the cycle." Mohlgan.e-2.Sr. ilarditi, who was named to the plin, a 6-0 sophomore from Hill- Honorable Mention games he played before his in- The Broncos were led Canstar/CCHA All-Rookie team Magliarditi has stymied the point, Wis. (17£ ppg, 7.5 rpg). Gwynerh BeJard, Oho. 8-2. Soph.. Natalia jury he had 30 points on 11 goals offensively by senior Jeremy earlier this week, has sparkled in Falcons this year. On Dec IS he The selections were made by Bnrt. Ohio, 5-10. Jr.; Charlotte Jonaa, Bowling and 19 assists. Brown who had 45 points on 22 his first season. Magliarditi went stopped SO shots In the Broncos' Green, 5-10, Soph.: Heather Smith. Toledo. the league's coaches. S-2. Sr.: B J. Smith-Goldman. Kent. S-7, Jr. Johnson's return, on whatever goals and 23 assists. Right wing 23-8-2 this season and had a 2.34 4-2 win at the Ice Arena. He had Kent's Bob Lindsay was select- Coach of the Yeer: Bob Lindsay. Kent line he plays, gives BG an added Justin Cardwell scored 23 goals goals against average. He was one of his five shutouts against depth at a time when they need it to lead WMU and center Chris second In overall games with a BG on Jan. 20 at home. most. The Broncos play a physi- Brooks and defenseman Joe .917 save percentage and ranked cal style that may wear on the Corvo had 24 assists each to lead third in goals against average. "I think traffic and the oppor- Falcon forwards when WMU the team. "It's definitely a key and one of tunities that we get we need to Shop Do willow 11 IH» forec hecks. Goaltending figures to be a key the biggest in a playoff series," bury," Holzinger said. ■ ■ Classifieds

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\ i I pages of election coverage! On campus, Joe Peiffer So you wondo. looks at the Gore/Weckesser ticket, and nationally, Joe student does In the average day? Boyle provides "tips" on picking the Republican you're an educator, you may DP frontrunners! surprised. It your'e a student may be your portrait. A *j4n election bfiectactUalf Weekend Reality March 8,1996 WR: PhotoOp Make the movies fun: Audi- ence participation is the key to '90s entertainment. Interactive 0 movies? You betcha. By Larry 3 Hannan.

The Bandwagon: Tomorrow's Clown, one of the more colorful acts on the local scene. Get the 4.« skinny from Aaron Weisbrod.

Cocktails with: Tara Gore and Jimmy Weckesser, candidates for 5. USG president/veep. By Joe Peiffer. A Day in the Life: WR follows around Karen Fowler, a random, average student, to explain in print what the student 6. experience is really like. By Joe Peiffer. A safe bet: Politics as usual mean big bucks for political 8. gamblers. By Joe Boyle

Former Republican presidential candidate Dick Lugar explains why he pulled out of the race for the nomination in San Diego the review of a band that is, idea to find a random stu- to put it mildly, not your dent, and see what exactly it Editor Joe Boyle brief father's Oldsmobile. Is that the random student Senior Writer Joe Peiffer introduction USG candidates Tara Gore does in a day. Executive Writer Jim Vickers It seems this week and Jimmy Weckesser are Monday, Joe Peiffer Major Writer Ryan Honeyman there is an overriding then interviewed, expressing flipped to a page in the phone Illustrationist Robt. Dinsdale theme in our little their concern for the difficulty book and found a name; a Hard-core Writer Aaron Weisbrod name that ended up being a Featured Writer Penny Brown publication, and that and bureaucracy they run 3.4 GPA student who rarely Staff Ace Larry Hannan theme is the disen- into while trying to improve goes to classes. Able-bodied Writer Matt Pierce franchisement of this campus safety. Substantial Writer Tom Denk generation. By the last page, you will This makes some wonder: Enforcer Bud Hamilton On page three, have found out safe bets on why are we in college, to learn, Serious Writer Aaron Epple one of our writers political gambling - not nec- or to get a grade? If it's pos- sible to get the grade without Copy Editor Anna Wahrman explains how he essarily an accepted practice going to class, more power to Copy Editor Tiffany Wendeln hates Disney, some- in 1996 America. Copy Editor you. Perhaps this article will Penny Brown thing that once However, it is our center Production Alianna Dias make a few profs examine the would have been spread which best proves the Production Cathy Raidl effectiveness of their teaching malaise of a generation. Production Leah Barnum comparable to burn- style If it's not enough to keep ing a flag. Several weeks ago, WR people in the seats. Page four brings decided it would be a good

Page 2 • Weekend Reality • March 8, 1996 Participation makes Oscar night fun Recently, when the the screen for the "Power LET'S GET IT OVER that day take my lead, character to kill his daugh- Rangers" movie. WITH. JUST KILL HER we'll be well on our way ter as a great day in the Oscar nominations came history of our country. For out, I heard some tight But what really got RIGHT NOW!" to a new form of enter- me was Pocahontas. At As always my tainment. Think of it, it was a day when mankind assed film first broke the shackles of critic types ■first timing was impeccable. interactive films where the audience plays along with passive entertainment and complaining lit The theater was filled took a proactive stance.Oh about how Utt with kids at the time. the movie. Up to this point it's only been done yeah, it was also the day terrible movies I seem Some were horrified by that ! got fired. are in this Ito my declaration, others with porno films and the country right I be cheered me on. Rocky Horror Picture Larry Hannan Is Week- now. ■that Unfortunately, none Show. end Reality's Staff Ace. I sup- |bad, of the parents appreci- Think about it, He pose that lit ated my little outburst. wouldn't Apollo 13 be a wei- Would You they're right in Iwas Personally, I thought I was mu^h better film if you comes [sick- providing a valuable chanted "BURN BABY any mm saying that BURN" while they're trying there are some (en- service. For much of their inter- ingly to to reenter earth's atmo- active awful films out lives kids sit passively and sphere without burning up. there Last ijWg wait to be entertained. I com- Imagine the joy we would ments summer I ■but always hear decrepit old all experience at the end of worked in a I'd people talking about how people Dying Young if we could might movie theatre Iseen all they had when they just stand up and yell THISi Man?? in Medina, Iwose were kids was books, "SHUT UP AND DIE" to make Ohio. As a Imov- which they imply was a Campbell Scott. while reading this article. result of that,I |ies. more active and educa- 1 suspect that some- Although he hopes got to see a lot of last tional way to entertain day people will look back people don't masturbate summers movies. But the film wouldn't themselves. at that July day when I when reading it. At first,! thought leave. Week after week, Well, if those kids implored an animated this was great. I got to sell people kept coming to see candy or tickets for half the damn thing. Slowly an hour and then 1 got to my patience for the movie spend the next hour-and- wore out. a-half watching a movie Those of you while making sure the who've seen the movie crowd behaved. may remember a scene Unfortunately, we only near the end of it. John showed two movies at a Smith, Pocahantas' white, time. Therefore I was aryan true love is about stuck watching the same to be beheaded by her movies repeatedly. It took father. Suddenly me about a week to get Pocohantas throws herself sick of Batman Returns, down between John Smith Free Willy 2 took two and her father and de- showings, The Indian in clares "NO, IF YOU'RE the Cupboard about five GOING TO KILL HIM YOU minutes into the movie, MUST KILL ME TOO." and I refused to look at "KILL HER!' I yelled.

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For many of you out gooses!!! It's because will be arriving at there, this past week was Tomorrow's Clown is play- Madhatter, The mid-term week. Papers were ing at Howard's Club H this Shed, and Imagine, followed by tests, which Friday and Saturday. will contain 10 all were followed by more Formed in March of original papers, which were fol- 1995, Tomorrow's Clown Tomorrow's Clown lowed by more tests. formed out of the now songs, including the Normally situations defunct band Yesterday's four songs featured like this are enough to drive Jester, and the quartet has on their cassette one to the edge. Campus built-up a large and powerful demo "Join the morale decreases. Talk of following in the area. Circus..." dropping out becomes more The largest draw of "Now [the prevelant. Suddenly a Tomorrow's Clown (aside four demo songs] Mcjob doesn't sound like from the fact that they some- have been remixed such a bad career option. times play their shows in full and remastered, But this time around, clown apparel) is the fact that and basically they something was different on the band's sound draws from sound better." campus. People were a large pool of influences. Jimmy confessed. smiling and laughing. "I call [our style of Fans of the Exams were "Not too bad" music] crossover rock." local music scene as opposed to "Ruthlessly Explained Jimmy Leslie, the should also be crushing." People's frowns lead singer /lead guitarist of excited to hear that were turning upside-down. Tomorrow's Clown. "Basi- Kevin Chez and Was it because Art cally we cross a lot of styles: Lonnie Naveau of Modell had been tarred and rock, funk, folk, blues..." Uncle feathered? Was it because Jimmy, along with Knucklefunk both because Paul Olscamp Steve Kalniz, Sean Shacklett, make guest appear- but the band will also be decided not to come back and Fish are also going to be ances on the album, handling playing at Easystreet Cafe on Trust him. Ignore that Hannan this fall? Was it because celebrating the release of the vocals and bass respectively. April 5 if you don't want to guy. Trust only Aaron. He is M.C. Hannan was shot to their band's first CD in the As previously men- wait that long to see them your only friend. Trust him. death in the south end of next few weeks. tioned, Tomorrow's Clown again. Trust him. Trust him. Compton? "Voices, Visions, will be playing at Howard's By the way, Why no, you silly Guidance, Religion," which Club H this Friday and Tommorow's Clown cares Saturday (with M-Tegal Plum about you, dammit, and on Friday, and Ribcage they'd love to hear from you. Would You Houdini on Saturday). They can be contacted at Tomorrow's Clown offical tclown® aol.comm or 3619 Hours: 6:00 A.M. -Midnight CD release party will be held Douglas Road, Toledo, OH, Monday • Saturday at LaGarza Drop Zone in 43613. Toledo on April 26, (hope- fully sharing the night with Aaron Weisbrod is your $2.00 Fare Mark Mikel Hallucination), friend. Trust him. Trust him. For Persons 4-64 Years of Age $1.00 Fare For Elderly (65*), Handicapped Persons, & Children 4-13 w/ Adult THIS Man?? Transit ID. Card Required" •Available at Grant's Administrator's Ollice. 354-6203 ▼ Van w/Lilt Available: Wheelchair Access & Group Sealing T Sunday Service 8:00 A.M. - 4P.M. Tonight RESERVATIONS REQUIRED FOR RESERVATIONS: 354-6203 Friday, March 8 Firm; (MON. - FRI. 6:00 A.M. - 4:30 P.M.) 8 tisnrr Service Area: Bowling Green This service Is financed in Please lei driver know how pan from an operating many persons will be riding assistance gram from SENSE 12 B.C. Taxi ODOT4FTA _ *AND»* MA RAINY SENSIBILITY MONKEYS 352-0796 •Original rock St roll m I !•> I5J 1545 t*grMy 7 00&9 3OI Fri Sal Sat Sun.MM MKWgNOnly thots groove oriented!' 2jOO»*30|

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Page 4 • Weekend Reality • March 8, 1996 could come to us, and tell us their got to show for it is five emergency WR'a Joe Pettier took don't know what I'm trying to say ' aren't going to do anything. Or are here, get the main areas of focus you going to do something? concerns. They should care because phones, something's awry. time this week to Inter- taken care of -- the main priority Tara: I'm going to try my best ... we can do something about those Tara: That's true. YJe have a lot of view the second set of areas that want to be added on to. I Joe: So you are in favor of exempt- things, we have a lot of connections. bills, some of which are kind of want to move ing. Joe: Do you think people have a unneccesary. USG presidential candi- things on a little Tara: Yeah, but I right to be cynical about USG given Joe: You get bills like "Whereas, the dates bit, that's what don't know how its part track record? smoke is hazardous to your health, I'm trying to say. we can do Tara: Oh, yeah. Especially about the whereas people don't like smoking. promises made about an off-campus Now let it be, that no one smokes Joe: OK, how are you guys? Joe: OK, how? anything about shuttle, improving the Union. outside'' Why? Why, why, why? How Jim: A little wet - we just got back Tara: Well, they that fairly. That's a Everyone comes in and says "We're do you stop that? Shouldn't there be from that Christianity meeting. just got the Proul real gray area. gonna make a parking garage and an idiot rule, like if an idiot starts )oe: Really. So who would God vote lab opened up. I Joe: Right. But if put McDonalds in the Union", and saying something, you can shut him for, the Gore campaign or the Green think we could... you don't know so everyone votes for them, and the up. Even the Senate has a rule where campaign? it wouldn't be how to do it, and next year people say the same thing. you can shut someone the f"* up. Tara: God would definitely vote (or that costly, in you know it's not Joe: What's a quantifiable thing Tara: We wish. the Gore campaign. terms of the - fair, but you don't students can see during your first Jim: Sometimes I feel like we're on a Joe: Why are you running (or USG? technology fee, to put a couple of have a plan to change it, then you extra computers since the computer might as well say, well, I know it's semester? talk show. All we talk about is issues. Tara: We've both been in a year now, Tara: Well, right now, we're doing $1 Joe: You're right. How do you change and we've been very involved with labs are already wired for comput- not fair, but it's not going to change. ers, to maybe just try to get a couple Tara: Well, that's not my intention, I million of lighting improvements. that. You hit it on the head, you're a USG and we feel this is the best way It's a five-year plan. talk show. You're an organization on for us to continue our involvement. of extra computers into the resi- would like to change that, but I dence halls. Like each residence haven't had time to sit down and Joe: Like Thurstin Avenue... what a leash from the administrators. They Joe: If this election was a no holds I'm asking, is there something you can say That's nice, those USG kids." barred cage match, who would win? hall. see what I would like to change. But Joe: But you don't have an exact my main focus is that I would really, can tell students you are going to How do you change that? Tara: See, it's not really fair because get done, so they can say at the end Jim: h depends on how strong the Jimmy's injured, but I think we breakdown of what happens with really like to work on that. How of the first semester "Why haven't leadership is. would win anyway. that technology fee? could you exempt people? you done this" Tara: You have to get people stirred Joe: Why? Tara: No, I don't. I'll see what we Joe: Well, if people don't want to Tara: The only thing ... I would like up. With safety, people were getting Jim: Tara s got a temper. have, but we really haven't dis- pay $50, aren't they saying '1 don't cussed that yel. We are concentrat- care about technology,' then to be accountable for as much safety scared, and worked up about stuff. Tara: No, I don't! Great, let's bring as possible. People get this impression tb.at USG that up. ing, like the last meeting was on the couldn't the University, in turn say use of BGNet, like how often the net 'if a lot of students don't care, is it Joe: What about the foot patrol? does nothing. I don't think that's the Joe: OK. What are you guys' issues? Tara: We've worked .case. What do you want to accomplish? and everything, the labs are used. fair that we impose it on them Joe: My question is then, if you anyway?' very hard to get this Joe: You don't? Tara: I've been working on safety all done. Hold me Because a second year. I'm on the Safety Task Force, don't have an exact figure of what Tara: I think it's like a lot of things they spent the money on, the how here, that the students care, and accountable to this. ago... and I'm one of the directors of the We've been trying to Tara: I am like, so, campus foot patrol project, so I'm can you say that they should be able when it comes down to it, they want "This is to do more? it changed, but everybody doesn't raise the money for 1. oh, wow, I am real involved with that. I think radios. That's on never doing BGSU is real behind on safety. Right Tara: From what I've been trying to want to pay for it. We've had so not a stu- push to get done, I just don't see a many good ideas, but when it hold till we get the another interview... now we're starting a new light plan, radios. Joe: You say it and emergency phones. Computers lot of changes. What I mean by they comes down to it the cost outweighs don't use it fairly, is, I know that the benefits. Joe: What about pid little doesn't take a are a big issue, the technology fee. USG, can they bomb to get USG There's talk of raising the technol- when Ashley opened earlier this Joe: So do you feel that's the case year, they got charged $50 and they with the technology fee? donate money? to do something, ogy fee and we're very- Tara: USG can only election." and then you say Joe: In favor... don't have a single computer in the Tara: No. I think the technology fee whole dorm. Which I didn't think is different. I think that's something give a hundred that the thing you Tara: Against raising the technology dollars to programs. got done was five fee. I think we need to make sure was, you know, fair. And the issue we need. Although some will say been brought up that 'well, I already $50 is a lot more to me than it is to Joe: This isn't really a emergency phones. we're using the money for the program. That would say to technology fee wisely. I get it from have a computer, why should 1 pay an Apple computer. the fee?' I've been hounding Joe: How long have you been on Tara: We can't get -Tara Gore me that it does take all the students, who feel we're not money because we're a bomb, and when using it wisely. computer services about getting this computer committee? more printers, for small Greek Tara: I started this semester. not an official student organization. it goes off they only put in five Joe: What are we using it for? Joe: If that's something that's phones so you can call the fire Tara: Well, it's just thrown into, living units. You know what I'm Joe: I guess my question is if it's so saying? important, you've had two months worthwhile... why can't we get it, department or something. Could what 1 understand, is a big pool to every other school has a foot patrol, you use the phrase "stupid little improve the computer labs and put Joe: Right. How would you change, to find out where the money goes, I know you want to get computers why haven't you figured it out yet? you're answer is because "we have election" in a sentence? computers in the residence halls. this rule..." Why can't you make Tara: (laughing) But the people 1 talk to in the in the Greek living units, but Tara: I haven't been as concerned especially if you're going to exempt with the whole campus as I have new rules for good programs. Jim: (7 second Pause) residence halls, they have Tara: We could only get maybe one Joe: Have I stumped you? Harshman, or like Offenhauer last people from these technology fees, been with the smaller projects, like how are you going to accomplish the small living units. I can't start radio, USG wants to give to as Tara: This is not a stupid little year had five computers for both many things as possible. election. towers, and 1 think if students are that, and how would you change out and say "every residence hall this tee to make it more fair? needs computers now.' I went t*all Joe: USG seems to vote with their Joe: Oh, boy. Would you rather be paying a $50 technology fee, that sponsorships. Their main thing has Alanis Morrisetle or Mother Teresa. that's an awful lot of students Tara: I don't think its fair if you have the fraternities and sororities and a computer in your room that you said what do you need? I do tons of not been to be a voice of the Tara: Alanis Morrisette. paying money for five computers. Joe: How about you, Jim? should have to pay. work for USG, so I don't have time students but to dole out money as Joe: Well, have you talked to they deem appropriate. If you've Jim: I don't want to be a female... anybody in computer services, what Joe: Do you think people should to look at every issue in detail. Joe: Don't get homophobic about it... have the option to pay? Joe: You seemed to say earlier that got a pal on the committee, you can do they say that they've done? some money. Would the students be Tara: You'd rather not be a female? Tara: I'm on the computer commit- Tara: I don't think they can do that. I this was a top issue, and I would Joe: Why should I vote for you? haven't really looked into that think in two months you would better served by the money to all tee, actually, for the University, so these things or a foot patrol? Jim: I think you should vote for us, much. HI bring it up at the next have taken some steps to look into because our issues can actually be they said they've upgraded the Tara: That's a big, long question. It's computers, and right now they're meeting. I think they need to make this rather than focus on the Greek accomplished. They talk about a people more aware of what they're units, because a small percentage of a tough one. I think USG is serving shuttle or a parking garage... putting in the new computers in the the students to an extent. I think small Greek living units, .which I doing with the money. As far as I've the campus as whole are in one of Tara: I think you should vote for us they need to be a voice and a because we're sincere. We may not think is really, really good. And heard, the money has gone more those. into upgrading the labs and that Tara: Yeah, from the people I've supporter. have a total answer, like "this is the they're planning on getting printers Joe: How do you change it? answer". We're doing our best. I think in there eventually. What they're kind of thing, and everything else is asked, the proof I could get, the a slow process. That's what 1 mean money went into the Union, Prout Tara: We need more people and we're real sincere. trying to do is get everything Joe: Yeah, but who's gonna tell me by pushing. and the Williams Lab. When I've more awareness. People say "USG? upgraded, and 1 want to push them What do you do?" It's amazing to they're not? along. Joe: You don't think it's fair that they gone searching that's what I've Tara: True, true. pay a $50 technology fee for the found. My focus is safety. me the amount of time we put into Joe: How are you going to do that USG and no one notices. Joe: What were some of your rejected without raising the technology fee? computer, but you're not going to Joe: Sure. When students have jobs, slogans? do anything to change it? extracurriculars, relationships, Joe: What should the students have Tara: Well, since I'm on the com- noticed? Tara: The best thing - my friends and Tara: No, no, that's not what I mean classes, schoolwork^o on, so forth, I got together, and by the end of the puter committee, and since I've Tara: The new emergency phones, been trying to work with some of at all why should they take the time to night it was "Vote for Tara Gore - she Joe: WelL I thought I heard you say care about USG? safety issues. drives a car." We're real bad. the people. I'm just trying to get, get Joe: What else? I mean, if all you've places that, some people want... I you don't think it's fair, but you Tara: I think the average person Page 5 • Weekend Heality • March 8, 1996 Planting herself Me says. "I hope that's okay." squarely down on her Smile "Absolutely fine," I semi-new-looking college "It's from my friend assured her. "We just want STALKED! in Wooster. If you were couch, Karen began to the picture of an average WR opens the phone book philosophize. from Cleveland, you'd get day." "My freshman year it," Karen says. "WMMS is Karen assured me and makes the average feels our favorite radio station." she like had student a superstar four Presidential w,th a sm8le student. candidates dominate However, it is our the front pages. Mod- hope that this piece els splatter their faces will offer some insight across every magazine into a largely unheard in America. Celebrities segment of the student always get invites on population. While it the talk show circuit. may not be representa- What happened to tive of everyone at everybody else? BGSU., we feel like it After Todd gives a feel for the Bridges canceled his mood of the campus as interview, WR's editors a whole. decided it was high And if not, Karen time this little rag still bought lunch. Ifs 11:30 and it's about you covered the people time for Karen Fowler to begin who give shape to the first ways her average Tuesday at get to college it's like And who says the so ... open for Karen. For next generation. The Bowling Green State Uni- Oooh, now I really have to media doesn't culture the 15 years she competed as a folk who don't make versity. She rises from bed, do this and that,' but then American Youth? gymnast, and practiced at the press, they make hops in the shower and you figure it out, it's not Bob Marley crooned least two and a half hours decisions about their runs down to greet this that ha.-d." from the room's mid-sized a day, six days a week. She reporter in the lobby. "boom-box" as Karen life — like a major, or a The noon hour was once the champion of Tuesday is her easy passed and Karen showed moved from the couch to the Great Lakes region, career, or even which day, Karen explains. no intentions of leaving the bottom bunk. and has competed in the CHiP is cuter — WR "I only have one her cozy dorm room. Brad "This is kind of gymnastics nationals. always sides with class — Chemistry," Karen Pitt "Legend of the Fall what I do all day, espe- "You do a lot of Ponch. says. "Thafs not until 3:30 wall paper adorned the cially since I only have one flipping on the trampoline So the staff went and I don't even really cinder block sides of the class on Tuesday," Karen when you first start," she know if I'm going today." room. explained. to work, breaking out Karen immediately the phone book and "All he'd have to "Ifs really gives off the impression of do is give the word," « » ■ scary when searching for the aver- a .... apathetic academic ... Karen assures. "And I'd you try your age BGSU student. if you will. have his baby." first flip. I After rifling through a "School's really "Thafs interesting, think I hit my couple, "So, you say easy," Karen says. "I mean, I heard he's gay," the head for it's not like I'm any sort of you want to follow me room's resident smartass about two a brain or anything, but I replies. weeks around all day; Sounds only go to a couple of "What!" she straight an awful lot like stalk- classes a week — History screams. "Really?" when I was ing to me." We found and English, mostly. There "No." learning the our fair Falcon. was this Math class I had A small TV/VCR Pike double What follows is last semester where I only combo sat atop a large back flip. But went for about the first dorm refrigerator. Karen you get over the story of Karen two weeks. Then I just Fowler, a University only has two movies in it." showed up for the test." her collection : Top Gun Twist- freshman who lives on Karen claims a 3.4 and, you guessed it, ing her hands the fourth floor of GPA, and received a B in Legends of the Fall. with a gri- McDonald East. Ifs that Math class. Draw your The only other mace, Karen impossible to draw own conclusions about the wall-hanging of note is a tells how her quality of education some- hand-colored piece of athletic general conclusions on one receives at a Univer- the hopes, dreams and loose-leaf brandishing the career was sity when they finish a hair slogan: cut short by attitudes of our cam- shy of the Dean's List and Weft! injury. pus from only one day never show for classes. Makes "For 15 years of

Page 6 • Weekend Reality • March 8, 1996 —*. my life I was a gymnast, the girls agreed. "I don't Anyway, there was this* minute he just laid there lack of motivation with her that's what I loved to do," understand how they help Amish guy who supposedly because he didn't believe it sense of humor. "Any- she says. "I loved the floor you in real life. I mean, it died while building our and he was so tired. But way, back to the pot, there are and the bars. But then I seems like an awful lot of bam," Karen said. "They say eventually he rolled out from these Amish kids that hop the broke my wrist. I kept big hair bows, singing and a huge beam fell on him from underneath of the truck. And fence, they call them Boofers, -J trying to come back. But I clapping for nothing. I the ceiling and it just crushed when he went around to the you know, they dress up like just couldn't. That was the the guy, I'm not so sure I buy truck's rear bumper, he saw regular people. Anyway have friends that are in it." hardest thing I've ever had that my sister's horse trailer those boys always have the them, but they're not for Karen continued on to do in my life. I'd give had been propped up under best pot. I mean, who sus- me." with her ghost tale, proving the bumper. He didn't think anything to be able to hit pects the Amish?" During the entire that sure she might sit it had been there before. My It made me want to my head on the floor day I spent with Karen, around all day Tuesday, but sister thinks the ghost stand and fire up a round of again. she didn't talk to, hang out she sure can tell a story. pushed it there. I'm not so BG's famous fight song "Ay "But with, or mention one girl in a "My Dad was in the sure." Ziggy Zoomba!" Karen had back to the Finishing up unwittingly hit the nail on issues," with that ghost the head. Karen says story tuckered Nobody is apathetic as she hops Karen out. about everything — you just up from her "I don't think have to hit their issues. Sure, cot and I'm going to my Karen might not care about heads 3:30 class," she said. political topics. She might toward her "I'm getting pretty not hit the speaker circuit. tired." But talk to her about drugs Mac Classic Later, Karen and she's got a strategy! that sits on offered some in- Later that evening, her tiny . sight into campus Karen "implemented her desk area. apathy. strategy" with a group of While "I'm just too pals, before heading out to a booting a lazy to go to all local dance club. game of those speakers. I do Before 1 knew it, my hearts she like Brother Jed Elvis watch read 2 a.m. and tells of her though. It's fun to Karen was driving me home. computer argue with him," Where had all the time gone? she said. "I also woes. Later that evening, I like condom man. had a chance to reflect on my "Some people, I sorority. bam working on his truck One time a friend of mine put journey. Did I cover an think, have a problem with Anyway, back to the one day. You know, he's a a condom on her foot." average student? I don't that e-mail stuff," Karen 'ole dorm room for more farmer, he's really into the "Really," I had to ask. know. observes. "I mean my couch time. Karen again whole deal. He thought to "Yeah, hey, do you get Did I follow a good entire family's on it, so I apologizes for her lack of ... himself, well, most other high?" student? understand communicat- well, moving anywhere. farmers change their own oil, The day was taking You bet. From the ing with people you'd "Usually, I'll take a so why can't I?" Karen said. an unexpected turn. But the Amish bombing and 3.4 GPA otherwise never see and nap around seven or eight "Anyway, as he getting assignment was to follow an to national gymnastic compe- o'clock," she says as the clock stuff. But the other day I under the truck to change the average student for a day, not tition and strong family ties, strikes 3:30 p.m.. oil, the jack slips out and the went to the lab and there pass moral judgment. Be- Karen showed me an intelli- Nap-time was far truck falls down on him." sides WR thought she might were these four girls sitting gent, creative, and at least away, and there was still a A campfire atmo- share. First, we wanted to formerly-energetic person. there typing back and forth couple of hours to kill before sphere fell upon the fourth know what else-she did for Questions abound: to each other on the com- dinner, so the topic turned to floor of McDonald West. fun. Should we blame her for puter. One girls was like, Karen's youth in Apple "Well, my Dad is a "Usually, I'll go to being able to sit around all 'Oh, my God, I can't be- Creek, Ohio. She spent her pretty strong guy, he was a Gargoyles or Marks if I go day telling ghost stories and lieve you typed that.' I was early life on a meat farm wrestler at West Point. So he out in BG," Karen said. "But gathering good grades? Can like get off the damned raising cows and horses. throws his arms up and tries I like the Asylum in Toledo we fault students for not computers, you're losers." "Don't ever raise to hold the truck off his body. better. "getting involved?" Is there Karen had her pigs," she warns. "They are Meanwhile, he's screaming "When I was a kid we really an Amish ghost in the stupidest animals on for us to come help, but the finger on the pulse of the used to always f*** with the Karen's barn? earth — Always rooting barn doors are closed so no average student. After Amish kids who came We don't have the around in their own shit." one hears him. Eventually, around. There was all sorts about five games of hearts answers. But then again WR wondered if she ten minutes or so go by and of things you could do. One we're here at The University on the computer, it's time named her animals. he knows he can't hold the of my favorites was to hide in to learn things ... with or for lunch. Karen rounds up "We named one cow. truck any longer... he just a ditch after they came back without our classes. three of her friends and but it didn't work out," she can't physically do it. So he from church on Sundays'. We heads down to the cafete- said. "If you name them you says he thinks to himself, called it 'Amish Bombing.' loePeiffer ria for the daily slop. get attached. When we took Well, everything is paid for, I Anyway, we'd take these is the "Some of the stuff 'Betsy' to the slaughterhouse have insurance, I've lived a two-liters, fill them up with ■IB super- they serve us is really and I cried and cried and good life, and the family will The Works, you know the duper cried. We stopped naming be fine' — And he just lets bad," she said. "Look at cleaning fluid, drop a couple /^•J0? execut vg them after that." go! ^^BttJUi ML ' those oil globules in your of tin foil balls in the bottles Karen's youth was "This is where it gets and throw them at the Amish writer jot alfredo, that's not right." chock full of melodramatic good. The truck just stays horses. They'd gfl^azy. It WR. He can't uxtitfor USC Over lunch the topic tragedy. there," Karen cries. "It was a great timer on-line voting to begin. It's turned to sororities. "There's a lot of doesn't come down on him Karen makes up for gonna be a REAL barn- "They're pointless," Amish by where we live. any further. He said for a burner.

Page 7 • Weekend Reality • March 8, 1996 \ Campaign f96- a guide for the political gambler help of several other politi- These are, of course, for said. "I sat there, apolitically correct cal junkies, WR is proud to entertainment purposes By Joe Boyle chain-smoking and only. nervous waiting to present our Morning Line When the November on the rest of the primaries. joe Boyle is the editor ofWR, elections roll around, J.P. see if Buchanan and a confessed political nerd will have made more money would finish within on the nomination of a U.S. a three-point president than Steve Forbes. spread. When they J.P. is an addict of the declared him the WR's Morning worst kind, a political winner, 1 just about junkie. According to his died. Suddenly I own account of the night of had lunch money Line the New Hampshire prima- for the rest of the ries, he couldn't get infor- week." mation fast enough. Forbes spent $4 mil- Safe money says "I groupie. Buchanan with a 10 point don't lion out of his In his 1992 epic "Better own pocket for Texas: have than Sex," esteemed gonzo spread cable the New journalist Dr. Hunter S. Hampshire any- Thompson declared that primaries more, politics are not better than alone. J.P won so I had carnal knowledge. Nothing Anybody's ballgame, but $20 on his to rely could be further from the recent Dole victories failure - hell, on truth. When February Florida: make him safe for OVER the way he Brokaw rolled around at J.P.'s house, 50% figured it, I to get his eyes lit up and his hard- me my beat him by earned money burned a infor- $3,999,980 ~ hole through his pocket. Michigan and Ohio, as ma- not bad for a Lips pursed and money Michigan: generally progressive tion," he 21-year-old ready, he put on a poker states will shy away from political face and headed out to look Buchanan's rhetoric. for his prey. Don't take him with any Co-workers, he thought, Ohio: less than 20 points. Safe there's a ripe bunch for bet: Dole, 55% betting. For the serious Howard'sMon Sol 12-2:30 clubM am I I political addict, primary The state that makes the season is a dangerous time nominee. If they elected Pete Wilson, God knows of the year, like turning an California: what they'll do. Take Dole alcoholic loose in a brewery, with 45% and Buchanan with free samples available with 7 points. Bonus: If simply by hitting the remote you've got some risk control. money to burn, take With his help, and the Forbes with 20%

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