THE NEWS-ENTERPRISE CLASSIFIEDS SUNDAY, APRIL 1, 2012 C7

CROSSWORD IN THE STARS

HAPPY BIRTHDAY: Initiate new criticize. ✪✪ travel somewhere you’ve never better. A new approach to an ways of doing things. Incorp- GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Dig been. Focus on love, self-im- old project will bring good re- orate interesting and unusual in and help someone in need. provement and striving for a sults. ✪✪✪ pastimes into your routine. You The experience you gain and better and healthier lifestyle. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): need to expand your interests the impression you make will Take the initiative and make Invite friends over or fix up your and your concerns. Get in- pay off. Uncertainty at home things happen. ✪✪✪ home to better accommodate volved in causes you feel may lead to a family feud. Be LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): your needs. What you have to strongly about and you will con- prepared to mediate in order to Review your personal and pro- offer others can turn into a nect with people who can con- keep the peace. ✪✪✪✪ fessional position. You can al- profitable venture. Include the tribute to your success. Strive CANCER (June 21-July 22): ter your status if you offer your people you enjoy spending time for equality in all you do and Don’t let anyone take advan- time or expertise to others. with most in your moneymaking you will find peace of mind. tage of your kindness and gen- Giving back to your community plans. ✪✪✪ Your numbers are 1, 5, 12, 18, erosity. You can offer sugges- or helping to raise money for a AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): 22, 30, 41. tions, but not handouts. A serv- good cause will enhance your Put what you want in writing ARIES (March 21-April 19): ice you have to offer should be reputation and bring opportuni- and consider the pros, cons Take time out for you. marketed properly so you can ties. ✪✪✪✪ Pampering or doing something make a little extra cash on the SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): and consequences before you you enjoy will ease your stress side. ✪✪✪ Don’t let the little things bother begin. You may need to fine- and help you think clearly about LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Too you when you have so much to tune your ideas to fit your cur- your plans. New options will much will lead to disaster. gain by jumping in feet-first and rent situation. You can make open up if you diversify. Finding Emotions will skyrocket and testing the waters. Whether it’s positive changes if you are fully new ways to utilize your skills love troubles will lead to exces- your personal or professional prepared. ✪✪✪ will pay off. ✪✪✪✪✪ sive behavior if you don’t re- life, you will excel if you take an PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): TAURUS (April 20-May 20): main calm and assess your sit- all-or-nothing approach. ✪✪ Don’t let your anxiousness lead Don’t take the words or actions uation realistically. If you aren’t SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): you in the wrong direction. You of others to heart. Make what- being treated properly, move Not everyone will be honest aren’t likely to get the best ad- ever changes you feel are nec- on. An alternate route looks with you. Ask questions if you vice. Bide your time and rely on essary, but do so secretively. positive. ✪✪✪ feel you are being given the experience to guide you now. It’s better to have everything in VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You run-around. Make whatever Invest your time, energy and at- place before you share or pres- need a little adventure in your changes are required to make tention in love and romance. ent your plan to those eager to life. Embark on a new hobby or your home and personal life ✪✪✪✪✪

PEOPLE

■ Most people wouldn’t dare call ed, Cena said he has experienced real- TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: Actress Jane chiseled WWE superstar John Cena life trash-talk as a child. Now, he is Powell is 84. Country singer Jim Ed Friday’s answer any names, let alone “a bowl of Fruity heavily involved in the Be-A-Star anti- Brown is 78. Actor Don Hastings is 78. Pebbles.” bullying campaign. According to the Blues singer Eddie King is 74. Actress Ali But in the lead up to former WWE champion, he was bul- MacGraw is 74. Rhythm-and-blues their WrestleMania 28 lied because he loved rap in a town singer Rudolph Isley is 73. Reggae singer match today in Miami, where it wasn’t popular. He started lift- Jimmy Cliff is 64. Supreme Court Justice that’s exactly what ac- ing weights to protect himself. Samuel Alito is 62. Actress Annette tor “By the time I was 15, I was a built O’Toole is 60. Movie director Barry told Cena he looked kid, and the comments didn’t come so Sonnenfeld is 59. Singer Susan Boyle is like, referencing Ce- often, and the people making fun of 51. Country singer Woody Lee is 44. na’s colorful clothes. me fell by the wayside,” Cena said. Rapper-actor Method Man is 41. Movie Instead of getting CENA Cena wants young people to know directors Allen and Albert Hughes are 40. upset, Cena said he that not everyone is going to like you Political commentator Rachel Maddow is for who you are: “The best way to get turned the situation around by con- 39. Tennis player Magdalena Maleeva is tacting the cereal maker. Now he’s on back at them is to put a smile on your 37. Singer Bijou Phillips is 32. Actor Sam “three million boxes of the stuff.” face and do whatever you can to suc- Huntington is 30. Actor Matt Lanter is Though WWE trash-talk is script- ceed.” 29. Actor Josh Zuckerman is 27. The Associated Press

TELEVISION

CRYPTOQUIP SUNDAY EVENING April 1, 2012 Cable Key: E-E’town/Hardin/Vine Grove/LaRue R/B-Radcliff/Fort Knox/Muldraugh/Brandenburg E R B 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 HCEC 2 25 2 Hardin County Schools Hardin County Chamber Elizabethtown Independent HCS Chalk Talk Classroom News/Views Issues and Insight Dateline NBC (N) (CC) The Celebrity Apprentice “Walking Papers” A celebrity guidebook about New York. (N) (CC) WAVE 3 News at 11 (N) (12:05) Extra (N) WAVE 3 6 3 (CC) America’s Funniest Home Videos A Once Upon a Time Proving Mary Mar- (:01) Desperate Housewives Susan (:01) GCB Sheryl Crow performs at a WHAS11 News 11 (:35) Criminal Minds “Outfoxed” Sev- WHAS 11 4 11 man wrestles with a giant fish. garet’s innocence. (N) (CC) learns Mike had a secret. (N) fundraiser. (N) (CC) at 11 (N) eral families are murdered. 60 Minutes (CC) The 47th Annual Academy of Country Awards Honoring achievement in . (N) (Live) (CC) WLKY News at WLKY News (N) Access Holly- WLKY 5 5 5 11:00PM (N) wood (CC) The Simpsons The Cleveland The Simpsons Bob’s Burgers Family Guy (N) American Dad (N) WDRB News at WDRB Sports Coach John Cali- Everybody Loves 30 Rock Seeking WDRB 12 9 12 (CC) (DVS) Show (N) (CC) (CC) (DVS) “Burgerboss” (CC) (CC) Ten (N) pari Show Raymond a new star. (6:00) “Rebound” (2005) Martin “Baby Mama” (2008, Comedy) Tina Fey, . A career woman To Be Announced Sunday Sports Red & Blue Re- Paid Program WBNA 6 21 10 Lawrence. Premiere. hires a surrogate mother to have her baby. Buzz view Friday’s Cryptoquip: KET2 8 15 14 Moyers & Company (CC) Finding Your Roots Augusta’s Master Plan-March Independent Lens (N) (CC) This Is America Bookclub-KET Finding-Roots The Unit A bomb in an Atlanta bank. NUMB3RS “One Hour” A music House “Locked In” Patient cannot Bones Booth and Brennan go under “Phat Girlz” (2006, Comedy) Mo’Nique, Jimmy Jean- WMYO 16 10 16 (CC) mogul’s son. (CC) communicate. (CC) cover. (CC) Louis. Two large women look for love. America’s Funniest Home Videos A Once Upon a Time Proving Mary Mar- (:01) Desperate Housewives Susan (:01) GCB Sheryl Crow performs at a WBKO at 10 (N) (:35) Sports Con- Live at Scott City WBKO 13 13 man wrestles with a giant fish. garet’s innocence. (N) (CC) learns Mike had a secret. (N) fundraiser. (N) (CC) nection Limits KET 9 13 4 Keeping Up Last of Wine Time Goes By Being Served? Masterpiece Classic (N) Secrets of the Manor House Globe Trekker “South Atlantic” Religion/Ethics Futurama “Godfel- Futurama “Future- “Blade II” (2002, Horror) , . A vampire WBKI News at 10 (:35) The Insider (:05) TMZ (N) (CC) The Electric Play- WBKI 7 7 17 las” (CC) stock” (CC) hunter unites with his prey against a new threat. (N) (CC) (N) (CC) ground 60 Minutes (CC) The 47th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards Honoring achievement in country music. (N) (Live) (CC) 27 Newsfirst (N) (:35) Paid Pro- Jack Van Impe SEEK AND FIND WKYT 18 7 (CC) gram Presents (CC) A&E 52 36 79 Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Breakout Kings “Self Help” (N) (:01) Breakout Kings “Self Help” Storage Wars AMC 53 26 46 (6:00) The Killing (CC) The Killing “Reflections; My Lucky Day” (Season Premiere) (N) (CC) Mad Men “Tea Leaves” (N) (CC) (:04) The Killing “Reflections; My Lucky Day” (CC) ANIM 32 60 78 River Monsters: The Most Bizarre River Monsters “The Giants” River Monsters Searching for a modern-day “Jaws.” River Monsters “American Killers” BET 42 49 80 (5:30) “Why Did I Get Married?” Celebration of Gospel 2012 Mahalia Jackson; . (N) (CC) Stay Together Stay Together Stay Together Peter Popoff CMTV 45 66 86 Big Redneck My Big Redneck Vacation (CC) My Big Redneck Vacation (CC) My Big Redneck Vacation (CC) My Big Redneck Vacation (CC) Bayou Billion Bayou Billion CNBC 23 39 27 Diabetes Life Wall St. Journal Cuba: Forbid. Gold Biography on CNBC Fat & Fatter The price of obesity. Cigarette Wars American Greed CNN 24 34 24 CNN Newsroom (N) Big Hits, Broken Dreams Piers Morgan Tonight CNN Newsroom (N) Big Hits, Broken Dreams Piers Morgan COMD 58 59 50 Gabriel Iglesias: Hot and Fluffy Daniel Tosh: Happy Thoughts : Seriously Funny (CC) Jo Koy: Lights Out (N) (CC) South Park Tosh.0 (CC) Ugly Americans DISC 33 38 62 Frozen Planet “Summer” (CC) Frozen Planet “Winter” (N) (CC) MythBusters “Fire vs. Ice” (N) Unchained Reaction (N) (CC) Frozen Planet “Winter” (CC) MythBusters DISN 99 29 67 Austin & Ally Shake It Up! Shake It Up! Shake It Up! (N) Shake It Up! Jessie (CC) Austin & Ally Austin & Ally Good-Charlie Good-Charlie Wizards-Place E!TV 56 56 49 (6:00) “The Break-Up” (2006) Khloe & Lamar Khloe & Lamar Khloe & Lamar Khloe & Lamar Khloe & Lamar Ice Loves Coco The E! True Story (N) Khloe & Lamar ESPN 35 44 31 Women’s College Basketball Women’s College Basketball SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) ESPN2 36 30 32 NHRA Drag Racing SummitRacing.com Nationals. From Las Vegas. (N Same-day Tape) (CC) The Fab Five (CC) NBA Tonight (N) FAM 17 40 21 (6:00) “Toy Story” (1995) “Toy Story 2” (1999) Voices of , Tim Allen. “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory” (1971, Fantasy) Joel Osteen FOOD 57 46 73 Worst Cooks in America Cupcake Wars “Funny or Die” Worst Cooks in America Iron Chef America (N) Restaurant Stakeout Worst Cooks FX 27 28 71 (4:30) “Iron Man” (2008) “Star Trek” (2009, Science Fiction) Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Leonard Nimoy. “Star Trek” (2009) Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto. FXNWS 29 31 26 FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Fox News Sunday Geraldo at Large (N) (CC) Huckabee Stossel FXSO 40 55 World Poker Tour: Season 10 World Poker Tour: Season 10 The Best of Pride (N) Barfly (N) Boys in the Hall World Poker Tour: Season 10 Barclays Prem FXSS 41 70 36 World Poker Tour: Season 10 World Poker Tour: Season 10 The Best of Pride (N) Barfly (N) Boys in the Hall World Poker Tour: Season 10 College Softball GSN 179 111 72 Smarter Than a 5th Grader? Smarter Than a 5th Grader? Smarter Than a 5th Grader? Smarter Than a 5th Grader? Lingo Lingo Deal or No Deal HALL 77 68 48 M.T. Moore M.T. Moore “Mary and Rhoda” (2000) Mary Tyler Moore, Joie Lenz. (CC) Frasier (CC) Frasier (CC) Frasier (CC) Frasier (CC) Golden Girls HGTV 49 51 77 Holmes on Homes (CC) Holmes on Homes (CC) Holmes Inspection (CC) Holmes Inspection (CC) Holmes on Homes (CC) Holmes Inspect HIST 61 54 58 Ax Men “Down & Dirty” (CC) Ax Men “Let ‘Er Rip” (CC) Ax Men “Burning the Bear” (N) Full Metal Jousting (N) (CC) Full Metal Jousting (CC) (12:01) Ax Men LIFE 34 35 23 “The Bucket List” (2007, Comedy-Drama) . (CC) Army Wives “Viral” (N) (CC) Coming Home (N) (CC) (:01) “The Bucket List” (2007) Jack Nicholson. MSNBC 185 45 28 Caught on Camera Caught on Camera (N) Caught on Camera Sex Slaves: UK Human trafficking investigation. (CC) Predator Raw MTV 43 37 88 Jersey Shore (CC) 16 and Pregnant “Mackenzie” 16 and Pregnant “Katie” (CC) Punk’d (CC) Pauly D Project Fantasy Factory Fantasy Factory The Challenge Friday’s NICK 39 42 68 How to Rock Bucket, Skinner That ’70s Show That ’70s Show George Lopez My Wife & Kids My Wife & Kids Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) OWN 71 224 61 Beverly’s Full House Welcome to Sweetie Pie’s Oprah’s Next Chapter (N) Oprah Presents Master Class (N) Welcome to Sweetie Pie’s Oprah’s Next SPEED 66 551 90 SPEED Center (N) (Live) Wind Tunnel With Dave Despain NASCAR Victory Lane Octane Acad Car Crazy SPEED Center NASCAR V.L. Today’s SPIKE 46 41 85 “Star Wars V: The Empire” “Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi” (1983, Science Fiction) Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford. “Starship Troopers” (1997) Dina Meyer SYFY 48 64 70 “Gothika” (2003) , Robert Downey Jr. Premiere. “White Noise” (2005) , Chandra West. Premiere. “The Skeleton Key” (2005) Kate Hudson. TBN 55 63 75 M. Youssef This/Your Day Joel Osteen Kerry Shook BelieverVoice Creflo Dollar “The Greatest Story Ever Told” (1965) Max von Sydow, . TBS 15 27 19 (5:30) “The Longest Yard” “2 Fast 2 Furious” (2003, Action) Paul Walker, Tyrese. (CC) “The Fast and the Furious” (2001, Action) . (CC) Fast & Furious TLC 50 50 57 Undercover Boss (CC) Island Medium Island Medium Island Medium Island Medium Leave to Niecy Leave to Niecy Island Medium Island Medium Leave to Niecy TNT 65 43 42 (5:45) “Disturbia” (2007) “Law Abiding Citizen” (2009) Jamie Foxx, . (CC) “Law Abiding Citizen” (2009) Jamie Foxx, Gerard Butler. (CC) Falling Skies TOON 60 52 66 (6:00) “Space Jam” (1996) Level Up Level Up King of the Hill King of the Hill Robot Chicken Family Guy Family Guy Loiter Squad (N) Aqua Unit Ptrl TRAV 76 62 56 Big Beef Paradise (CC) Sand Wars “Castle Crashers” Sand Wars “Arch Rivals” (CC) Toy Hunters (CC) Making Monsters (CC) Sand Wars TVL 59 65 54 M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond King of Queens King of Queens JUMBLE USA 28 33 41 Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU “Good Luck Chuck” (2007) Dane Cook. (CC) VH1 44 47 87 Mob Wives “Torn Apart” (CC) Mob Wives (N) (CC) VH1 Special Mob Wives (CC) Stevie TV (N) Mob Wives (CC) WGN-A 14 20 18 30 Rock (CC) How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met News at Nine Instant Replay The Unit (CC) Monk (CC) ENC 150 77 291 (6:20) “Beetlejuice” (1988) “Blade Runner” (1982) Harrison Ford, Sean Young. (CC) “Lethal Weapon” (1987) Mel Gibson, . (CC) Hideaway HBO 301 17 201 (6:50) “Bridesmaids” (2011, Comedy) . ‘R’ (CC) Game of Thrones (CC) Game of Thrones (CC) Game of Thrones (CC) Sucker Punch HBOP 302 18 202 Game, Thrones Game of Thrones (CC) “Green Lantern” (2011) Ryan Reynolds, Blake Lively. (CC) “Beatdown” (2010) Rudy Youngblood. Premiere. My Soul to Take HBOS 303 76 203 “Bend It Like Beckham” (2002) Parminder Nagra. (CC) “Due Date” (2010) Robert Downey Jr. The Dilemma “Boogie Nights” (1997) Mark Wahlberg. MAX 320 73 260 (6:30) “Happy Gilmore” (CC) “Dinner for Schmucks” (2010) Steve Carell. ‘PG-13’ (CC) “The Nutty Professor” (1996) . Girl’s Guide Girl’s Guide SHOW 340 16 221 Shameless (iTV) (CC) Californication House of Lies Shameless “Fiona Interrupted” House of Lies Californication Shameless “Fiona Interrupted” House of Lies STARZ 281 78 281 (5:55) “Secretariat” (2010) (:05) “Jumping the Broom” (2011) Angela Bassett. (CC) Spartacus: Vengeance (CC) (:05) “Friends With Benefits” (2011) (CC) TMC 350 74 241 “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” (2010) Kristen Stewart. ‘PG-13’ (:05) “Sex and a Girl” (2001) Angela Gots. (:45) “Boogie Woogie” ‘R’

MOVIES

SHOWTIME CINEMAS, Radcliff MOVIE PALACE, Elizabethtown 769-1505 “Actor of Valor” (R) 2, 4:30, 7 and 351-1519 “Wrath of the Titans” (PG-13) 2 p.m. 9:30 p.m. “Wrath of the Titans” (PG-13) 2, 4:30 “Wrath of the Titans” 3-D (PG-13) “The Vow” (PG-13) 1:30, 4, 6:30 and and 7 p.m. 4:30, 7 and 9:30 p.m. 9 p.m. “Mirror Mirror” (PG) 2, 4:30 and 7 “Mirror Mirror” (PG) 1:30, 4, 6:30 and “21 Jump Street” (R) 2, 4:30, 7 and p.m. 9 p.m. 9:30 p.m. “The Hunger Games” (PG-13) 2, 4:30 “The Hunger Games” (PG-13) 1:30, 2, “Journey 2: The Mysterious Island” and 7 p.m. 4:30, 6:30, 7:30 and 9:30 p.m. (PG) 2, 4:30, 7 and 9:30 p.m. “21 Jump Street” (R) 2, 4:30 and 7 “Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax” (PG) 1:30 p.m. “John Carter” (PG-13) 2, 4:30, 7, and p.m. “Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax” 3-D (PG) 4, 9:30 p.m. Friday’s “Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax” (PG) 2, 4:30 6:30 and 9 p.m. “Silent House” (R) 4 and 9 p.m. and 7 p.m. “Project X” (R) 1:30, 4, 6:30, 9 p.m. “A Thousand Words” (PG-13) 1:30