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• • • but then again, you could already be like this... CONTENTS INDULGENCE You know, I think a lot of us as we walked out of the Rec Centre this Thursday had regained a lot of faith in students REGULARS and student politics. The SGM which was called to roll Wayne McDougall look­ ed destined to carry out its intention. The meeting seem­ ed stacked with engineers and other anti-Wayne types; the only person with a chance to speak in defence of Wayne A rts ...... 15, 16 was himself. Cartoons ...... 19 However, when it came to the actual voting, there were strong signs that people were actually beginning to think Crosswords ...... 19 for themselves instead of following group leaders. Even a Letters ...... 23 large number of engineers voted for him; after all it's not Life, the University & Everything...... 5 really Wayne that's holding up their payment - it's the engineering society's lack of legal existence. Music ...... 8-9 Furthermore, there also appeared to be a large number N otices...... 21 of students that didn't come out of any self interest, but Politics ...... 11 hopefully (!) for concern and interest in student affairs. This interest has saved one of the best treasurers the Associa­ Slings and Arrows...... 4 tion has had in the time that anyone around here can Sports...... 20 remember - sure, he may be a bit over the top at times, but then again, AUSA needs a good shake up!

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CRACCUM June 21 1988 ► 3 SLINGS AND ARROWS by Archer

A NASTY PIECE OF WORK DON'T TAX OUR CREDIBILITY, The Cabinet's demand that unions affiliated MR U! to the Labour Party provide the Government with lists of names and addresses of their Talking of Government plans for a new law on provisional income tax, National MP Simon members has a most sinister ring. Upton is reported as saying (Star 1.6.88): Once again the state is interfering with the 'There is a serious point of principle at stake: rights of trade unions. There was more than enough of this under the Muldoon govern­ Who is more important - the private business ment. But their interference pales beside this. ’Of course we practise consensus here! We both agree person who creates wealth and jobs, or the that you work your guts out or you're fired! '____ tax gatherer?' Pretending to be a party of the working peo­ This is rather like asking: 'Which is it better ple, the Labour Party has a leadership which It would certainly serve it right if the trade to have - cancer or AIDS?' has produced the most reactionary anti­ unions disaffiliated from the Labour Party en worker legislation since the last depression masse. But perhaps the Government is coun­ years. The Labour Court is of far more use to ting on the servility of a large number of employers than workers. Huge damages Labour trade union leaders who themselves claims by employers are a threat to any union have parliamentary ambitions. They may well judge correctly. But the real point is that the brave enough to openly support a strike by MEANWHILE, BAKKER IN THE their members. There are plenty of other in­ Government is using corporate state tactics stances, some of which we have mentioned against the workers. Too bad for them if the JUNGLE ... in this column previously. Now, that leadership hand that fed them - the Labour top dogs - Money, sex and religion - how they do seem is turning on the people who put them in of­ gets tired of having such a collection bite it. to go together (or are put together) in the USA. fice and have kept them there. Not so long ago 'Televangelist Jim Swaggart Quite apart from the Government invasion got back into the act by opening his own of the privacy of the huge numbers of people, church after being exiled to no-church land the demand for membership lists is direct use when his naughty sex goings-on were so to of the state for the ends of a gang of careerists speak, exposed by a once defeated rival. Now in a particular party. another of the breed, Jim Bakker along with It is obvious that parliamentary politicians his wife Tammy Faye, is trying to make a com­ are all tarred with the same brush, which is eback. They lost their hotshot source of why the Opposition has remained singularly revenue, the PTL club, when a sex scandal silent over such an abuse of power. forced them out in 1987 and the club went Just what sort of pressure the Government bankrupt. intends to use on union members has remain­ According to Bakker back in South Carolina ed secret. It may appear to many as just a ploy from California, he wants a try at re-forming in an internal party wrangle. But it is not just (not reforming) said club. Not quite treading an internal party matter when the country's in Swaggarts footsteps, but surely on the government is using the pressure. It is certainly same track. But whether the grail in this case not for the benefit of either the trade unions is money, sex or religion, we leave the reader or their members. That is proven by the to guess. We know what we'd pick. After all, Government's track record. you can't retire on sex or religion, can you.

starting a competition to 'Design a New Flag' with a prize of $300 for New Zealand’s Flag ■ a new identity the best new design. nation. Compounding the dilemma Initially the competition was for is the continuing failure of the a few weeks only in the 1st Term, education system to fully provide but due to overwhelming interest With the election and subse­ all New Zealanders an all important the deadline has been extended to for a growing quent re-election of the 4th Labour historical perspective. This ac­ the last Friday before mid-Term Government, New Zealand entered counts to an extent the mystifica­ break, that is 1pm Friday July 1st. uncharted waters and the conse­ tion and disbelief of many Nor- The competition is open to AUSA quences have been dramatic, the thlanders at the Tribunal's recent members only and there is no limit effects of which many people have finding on the Muriwhenua claim. to the number of entries per stu­ nation? not yet fully understood. In declaring New Zealand a dent. Designs must be in colour For the first time since the sign - nuclear-free zone, the post-WWII taking up a full A-4 page. Name, ad­ ing of the Treaty of Waitangi, 148 alliance with the U.S. was broken dress, telephone number and stu­ years ago, Maoridom have found in - unthinkable ten years ago. dent I.D. must be written on the the Waitangi Tribunal a means to air In this era of change, debate has reverse side. Entries are to be left an unprecedent level of long stan­ also concentrated on the state of at the AUSA Reception desk. ding grievances to Treaty violations. our national flag, however never So go to it and win $300; you The findings of this Tribunal have moving beyond newspaper have till July 1st. forced many New Zealanders to editorials and other media com­ reassess the constitutional founda­ mentary. AUSA decided to raise the National Affairs Officer tions and the future direction of the level of this debate once again by AUSA

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4 ◄ CRACCUM June 21 1988 McDOUGALL SURVIVES OUSTING ATTEMPT A jubilant cheer went up when Wayne THE MEETING got up to speak, but failed to deliver the usual McDougall defeated a motion of no con­ The meeting was opened at 1.15, and Presi­ clear and amusing speech he gives. He even­ fidence in him as AUSA Treasurer last dent Richard Foster, who wished to speak tually defended Wayne's action of non­ Thursday. against the motion, handed the chair over to payment, saying he was protecting the The motion was lost by 321 to 264. Steve Barriball. association by not allowing it to pay out The meeting, attended by about six hundred The first speaker was Graham Watson, who money it doesn't have. students, was very tense as it seemed uncer­ said that although he believes Wayne is keen, Paul Turner spoke against Wayne, saying tain which side had the most support. he has no initiative and cannot think laterally. that he has 'grossly misrepresented' the Chairperson Steve Barriball kept strict control He 'doesn't have what it takes' Graham claim­ students by 'single-handedly' opposing the on the course of the meeting, coming down ed. He especially criticised Wayne's expen­ payment. He said that this must not be particularly hard on the length of peoples diture cuts, which he said are unnecessary in tolerated. speeches, and ensuring that they spoke to the an Association which has so many assets, and • After an attempt to extend the meeting to motion. also pointed out that Wayne has not been do­ allow more debate was lost, Wayne made his The motion was the result of the ing what the students and Executive have in­ defence. He began by pointing to the savings dissatisfaction of AU Engineering Society structed him to do. he has made for the association by finding members and other students with Wayne's After a brief tumult as a result of a number mistakes which have been made in the past, handling of the payment to AUES of the of points of order raised by veteran student and all.the work he has done for the associa­ monies they won at the Autumn General Bob Lack, the seconder of the motion, Des tion, including giving up his Masters degree Meeting earlier this year. Despite resolutions Amanono, President of AUES, spoke to the .and his holiday job. He claimed that his from AUSA Executive that the money be meeting. The politics of the payment to AUES political views on the AUES refund are well transferred, Wayne has refused to sign the were 'discussed, resolved, and executed' at known, but that his refusal to pay was not cheque, citing legal difficulties which he says the Autumn AGM, he said and Wayne's only based on these but on the fact that the legal need to be resolved first. responsibility was to carry out the necessary problems are still not settled, and that as a After the meeting, Graham Watson said that administration of it, not extend the politics. In professional accountant he could not sign the he was a bit disappointed with the way the response to the legal problems Wayne has cheque under such circumstances. He also re­ vote went, but that at least they got the brought up, Des said that AUES has a jected a number of claims against him, in­ desired result in that Wayne said the money recognised legal existence, with membership cluding the allegation that he offered $30,000 would be paid. Wayne simply said that he in­ which has been ratified by an SGM. He said to AUES if they supported his restructuring tends going on with his job as Treasurer, and that it was time that ordinary students ensure proposals. He has neither the money nor the that it was sad that the issue had had to go that Exec do their job of doing what students authority to make such a payment, he said. this far, but that he was sure that the AUSA's ask. After Wayne's speech, the motion was put Honorary Solicitor would settle the concerns Paul Gourlie, another veteran student, also and defeated. of AUES.______ing Party's policies. FOOD POISONING MALAYSIA'S OPPOSI­ In his speech Mr Lee accused his Govern­ OUTBREAK TION LEADER IN ment of a lack of interest in the progress of Fifty-two residents of International House the peoples of Malaysia and that the National have suffered food poisoning as a result of a QUAD Building policies of the National Front were not meal at the hostel. in the correct direction - leading the country into racial polarization. He also cited that there Before going to print, a resident of the hostel The acting Secretary General of the has been more damaging racial sentiments in­ told Craccum that he had heard in advance Democratic Action Party (DAP) of Malaysia, stigated by the members in the ruling party that an announcement was to be made that Mr Lee Lam Thye, had his ware out in the Quad then by those in prison today - the scape goats night that the Health Department have con­ on Friday the 10th of June. for the government's mistakes. firmed that the outbreak of gastro-enteritus Mr Lee has assumed this office since the ar­ was probably caused by food from the kitchen On the hypocrisy of the Malaysian Prime rest of his leader Mr Lim Kit Siang under the Minister, Mr Mahathir, Mr Lee said that when at I.H. The Department also said that there questionable internal Securities Act of a friendly nation like Australia expressed its was nothing wrong with hygiene in the kit­ Malaysia (ISA). In the last election, in Aug concern over the violation of Human Rights in chen, which was inspected after the incident. 1986, Mr Lee's party won an unprecedented Malaysia, Dr Mahathir rejected it as an unwar­ The claim of hygiene had been disputed by 24 out of the 177 seats in the Malaysian Parlia­ ranted interference into the internal affairs of a resident of the hostel, who wishes to remain ment, second in popularity only to UMNO, the anonymous. He said that on one incident he his country, yet he (Dr Mahathir) himself has main component of the nearly 11 party Rul­ led the calls against the abuse of power and knows of, a cockroach crawled out from a loaf ing Coalition, the National Front. Mr Lee has the violation of Human Rights in South Africa of bread, and on another occasion a loaf was successfully held his seat, that of Kuala Lum­ and Israel. given to his table which clearly had one end pur City, for the last 18 years, against the bids eaten away by some kind of vermin. He also The pressing problems in Malaysia today, of the National Front to wrest it off the according to Mr Lee were : 1) Labour exploita­ said that hair from the cooks had been fre­ opposition. quently found in the food. tion, 2) Unemployment, 3) suppression of He claimed that his visit here to New Human Rights, 4) extensive corruption, 5) The resident said that a cook he spoke to Zealand was primarily to seek for support misrepresentation of the opposition. told him that the Manager and Head Cook against the detention of his colleagues and Mr Lee admitted that the opportunity of don't throw out some of the food that they are others held under the ISA, whom the Amnes­ speaking to the students was a rare and supposed to, particularly meat, which is ty International has proclaimed as the privileged one in the light of the fact that for 'recycled' for a number of days in the form of 'Prisoners of Conscience' who are in prison for stews, pies, lasagne etc. He claimed that this an opposition to reach out to the students in only having beliefs opposed to that of the Rul- Malaysia was practically impossible for two is done as a cost-cutting exercise, but that it reasons: 1) a Police permit was required, 2) it 'looks like they fucked up considerably'. was considered a political rally. He claimed When Craccum tried to contact the that a permit was denied at every such in­ Manager of I.H., she first failed to reply to the message left on her answering machine, and stance and if the party went against that and when finally contacted, refused to make any held a meeting the members and students in­ volved would face charges against them under comment whatsoever and referred questions the already notorious ISA and/or be fined up to the registry.The Registrar's secretary told to MYR2000. Craccum that the Registrar was busy and that We as students have this to say: Mr Lee, it he would ring back. He failed to do this, and when rung again at 12.20pm, his secretary is a pity that your national policies drive you said that he was out to lunch until about 1.30 to this country to seek support. It is our hope that the detainees would be unconditionally - 2.00pm. released soon and in GOOD HEALTH. One When the Registrar was finally available for thing that intrigued us was Mr Lee's constant comment on the incident, he said that he had concern of the possible presence of the Malay­ not yet received the Health Department report, and that he was unwilling to add to the various sian Special Branch Agents at his meetings rumours that had been circulating. He said here. IT IS A SHAME THAT A RULING PARTY SHOULD SPY ON ITS OPPOSITION USING that once the report had been received, ap­ GOVERNMENT MACHINERY. propriate action would be taken. CRACCUM June 21 1988 ► 5 GIVE US ANOTHER HEAVE, MAUI !

After the last article on the world economy, it was promised that one would follow examining the New Zealand situation. Here it is - the question : ‘Where is New Zealand heading?’ the answer is : ‘Down into the murk economically, politically and socially.’

The once-flourising agricultural sector is facing basis of imperialism. The latter has a number of In my first article (Sept 7th 1987) I pointed out that the capitalist world was about to plunge into an long-term crisis effects. Bankruptcy stares many special features marking it off from earlier, free- competition capitalism. Those who wish to really economic crisis. It did. In my second article (March small farmers in the face. Loan capital is dear and understand the subject cannot do better than to 8th 1988) I pointed to the total confusion amongst hard to come by. study the classic analysis of it given by V.l. Lenin bourgeois economists as to the cause of the crisis in his book: 'Imperialism, the Highest Stage of and affirmed that the Crisis was deepening. Six Capitalism.' There is room here for only a brief look months have passed since the stockmarket crash and world markets are still suffering from a case WAGE-WORKERS MAIN at one of these special features, namely: the merg­ of uncontrollable jitters. For every 'expert' who says SUFFERERS ing of bank capital with industrial capital, and the the economy is fine there are two now saying 'don't creation, on this basis of 'finance-capital', of a finan­ be fooled, things are bad'. This article looks The Government's remedy for all this is the stan­ cial oligarchy. This union of different types of capital grew up specifically at New Zealand's position, ls New dard capitalist remedy of making the workers bear at about the turn of the nineteenth century, and has Zealand's economy spiralling downwards? The the burden. This is done by: reducing taxes on answer is unquestionably, yes. higher incomes while putting a straitjacket on become ever closer and more powerful. It exists along with and in opposition to an immense One has only to look at the main features of the wages, claiming that they are responsible for infla­ socialisation of production and labour that has present situation and not be blinded by apologetics tion. This is aided by strengthening anti-worker from spokespersons of decaying capitalism, either legislation to encourage employers to dig their toes taken place in capitalism in the same period, and Labour or National, or financial pundits who get big in. The tax paid by workers is lifted by means of which provides the source of the immense wealth salaries for propping up belief in capitalism as a the simple expedient of 'fiscal drag' and also by in­ and power of the ruling financial oligarchy. In short, system. creasing indirect taxes - GST being now the main modern monopoly capitalism has raised the index Unemployment is rapidly escalating. The official one - which fall far more heavily on the wage earner of exploitation of the mass of wage workers to an figure for March 1987 was 103,477, by March than on the middle and upper classes. The actual unprecedented level, while keeping them as close 1988 there were 116,680 out of work, that is a na­ employed work force is cut through a variety of to the subsistence level as it dares. tional average of 8.7%. In the provinces it was means, these include: abolishing protection on New ls there such a ruling, financial oligarchy in New much higher reaching as much as 14.4% in Nor­ Zealand manufacturing, so forcing factory closures Zealand? Most certainly there is, as those who keep thland. (NZ Herald 26.4.88) New figures released and 'rationalisations' resulting in mass unemploy­ up with the manipulations of the giants of New ment; increasing the unemployed by heavy cuts in Zealand banking and industry are aware. Perhaps since then show that for the March quarter of 1988 state employment through corporatisation and sell- this is nowhere better illustrated than in the follow­ unemployment was up nationally by 20%, and in off of state-owned enterprises; cutting back of con­ ing quote from the 'Auckland Star' of 28.7.87, Auckland by 40%. Redundancy and dismissal are sumer demand resulting from reduced wage which cites a 'Personal Investment' magazine list now the most common reasons given for the in­ packets, leading to growing cutbacks in retail of the richest people in New Zealand, which says crease whereas previously loss of seasonal or tem­ employment. that: 'The combined wealth of the 75 individuals porary work was the most common reason. A Capitalist governments run capitalism for the pro­ and 25 families on the list is almost $9 billion, Statistics Department survey showed those now fit of the capitalist class, particularly its most enough to pay off 43% of New Zealand's national actively seeking work to be more than 130,000. (NZ powerful section, the monopolists. Call such debt.' Herald 21.5.88). And every day brings news of governments Labour, call them National, the basic New Zealand is, in fact, a typical lesser imperialist mass dismissals. substance is the same. Capitalism is a system of state, with oppressors and oppressed. Chief among Unemployment is not the only problem. New exploitation of wage-workers by capitalists, like it the latter are, of course, the Maori and Pacific Island Zealand has a huge balance of payments deficit. or not. And the government, particularly Cabinet, people. They are at the bottom of the working class According to figures given by Roger Douglas the is in the business of ensuring the maintenance of and feeling more than ever the increase in debt figure for April 1988 is $25.8 billion. (Star capitalism. All their economic jargon is directed unemployment and resulting poverty. According to 2.5.88). Douglas and Co., use this to justify selling- towards concealing this basic fact: that Parliament the 1986 census one in every three Maori under 20 off of state owned enterprises at a fraction of their is nothing more than a screen for the robbery and was unemployed and almost 15% of the Maori replacement value to plug the deficit gap and exploitation of the mass of the working people by labour force were unemployed against 6% of non- reduce the $5 billion annual cost of servicing the a small minority of exploiters. Maori workers. (NZ Listener 4.7.87 'On the debt. There are some of course, who dream that it is Breadline'). In a recent survey instituted by the The Keynesian economics of subsidies and 'con­ possible to put the clock back to the early days of Housing Network 70% of those in substandard trolled' inflation have proved unable to stop the rot, capitalist free competition, when the system has housing were Maori or Pacific Islanders. (NZ Herald and are now replaced by the policies of open slather long since evolved into monopoly capitalism 20 . 2 . 88 ) for the ultra-rich to grab virtually all they want. This through the concentration of capital into fewer and The idea that socialism can consist of a private of course is commonly known as 'free enterprise', fewer hands as a result of free competition. This sector and a public sector is complete nonsense, or alternatively, 'market-orientated' economics. tendency was pointed to by Karl Marx in 'Capital' peddled by bourgeois politicians to deceive the over a century ago. Today, monopoly capitalism is wage workers that somehow socialism, brought in IMPACT OF WORLD dortyinant throughout the entire capitalist world. Of by a Labour government, has existed in New CRISIS course, competition still exists, alongside and below Zealand and can exist by means of a few economic monopoly. But to dream of restoring free competi­ policies being changed. Socialist relations of pro­ A world crisis of over-production in industry and tion is like dreaming of returning to the wooden duction cannot exist within capitalism. There is not agriculture is widening and deepening its impact. plough, the sickle, and the hand loom of earlier eras. and even in the heyday of state-owned enterprises, At the same time there is a financial crisis marked (which in any case have never amounted to more by a yo-yo US dollar, and the impending danger of WEALTH. FOR THE FEW - than 4% of the total enterprises) there has never large-scale debt default to Western bankers and been socialism in New Zealand. What has existed governments by third world countries. This has led OR THE MANY? has been state capitalism, for the state has been to the onset of protectionism, reflected in tougher True, monopolies have created highly efficient always in the hands of the capitalist class, the rul­ marketing problems for New Zealand goods. forms of production and distribution - for the benefit ing class. New Zealand has a balance of payments deficit of a handful of monopolists. For the mass of the The propaganda of the ruling class has indeed that w on't go away. Reduced prices for lamb, working people there is no solution in trying to bemused many workers into thinking of their rule crossbred wools, and the threat of reduced butter return to small-scale production. The only way out as just and god-given. But as the crisis deepens and access to Britain and Europe are facing exporters. for them is to socialise the ownership of this highly hardships mount, as the bourgeois parliamentarians They are aspects of the economic crisis. At the efficient apparatus, and make it work for the benefit are more and more exposed as conscienceless same time imports of capital equipment are kept of the great majority, instead of the privileged few. tricksters (just look at their enormous salaries and high in price because they come from the biggest compare them to that of the average worker) and countries of Western monopoly capitalism which Since colonisation New Zealand has never been grovelling servants of capital (see how little tax Big exact a monopoly price for them. So most of the a society without classes. While there wasn't the Business pay - some pay none), so the workers will time the terms of trade are adverse for New Zealand- vast gap between rich and poor that existed in the more and more see through them, see the absolute And on top of that, the cost of the so-called 'in­ old world, it is a myth that classes and class strug­ necessity of socialism, see their common interests visibles', which consist of exported profits on gle have not existed or do not exist today. Now there with the wage workers of all lands, and take the foreign capital investment in New Zealand, freight is not only a vast gap between rich and poor, it is necessary measures to put an end to the rule of charges, insurance, etc - all going to foreign growing vaster daily. (See: 'Poor New Zealand', by capital once and for ail. multinationals, continues to rise, so that even a Wuldegrave and Coventry). favourable trade balance is always turned into an Actually, New Zealand's economy is one of DAPHNA WHITMORE overall trade deficit. monopoly capitalism, which is the main essential

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MRL Survey

A survey conducted by the national student attending Victoria and Auckland were the climate has also affected students' ability to union, NZUSA, indicates that the financial most likely to work, but the highest propor­ save during the summer vacation. Nearly 20% position of students is worsening, and that tion of students look for work but unable to of all students had less than $500 at the many cannot survive on the present levels of find it was Waikato University. beginning of the academic year with which to student support. The report, by Wellington The other major sources of additional pay tuition fees, textbooks, and flat bonds. On based MRL Research, shows that students finances were the trip to the bank manager, average, students saved just under $2000 face an $80 p/w shortfall between their bur­ or the desperate letter home to parents ask­ $1000 short of the level recommended by the sary of $78.50 and expenses of $159. ing for yet more cash. universities. Initial indications from Student Students must make up just under $3000 Nearly half of all students received money Job Search point to increasing job placements for the year to cover costs, mostly coming from their parents, receiving on average just over summer, but in jobs of shorter duration. from in term work and loans. This is a signifi­ over $1050. However this has for most In light of the survey's findings, students' cant deterioration in student finances since students not proved enough to bridge the associations will be looking to the new unified the last major survey, conducted in 1984 by widening gap, and 68% of students now have youth support scheme for substantial increase NZUSA. bank overdrafts. The effect of the fall in real in student support. That scheme, which is ex­ The 1984 survey showed that in early terms of the bursary has seen the average loan pected to increase the bursary but cut the eighties most students were making ends break the $1000 barrier, now lying at $1104, youth dole, is going to be announced the next meet. Average weekly costs were around and that 41% of students on a bursary end the couple of weeks and student groups are $100, and the bursary (including accommoda­ year in deficit. Unsurprisingly the debts were hopeful that the bursary may be raised over tion grant) was $70 p/w. That shortfall was highest amongst those living away from home, $100. That would still leave students having made up by parental support or summer ear­ reflecting the massive increases in renting and to find $50-$60 p/w from either summer ear­ nings. On average students' shortfall of in­ hostel fees in recent years. Clearly for most nings or your friendly bank manager. The days come was only $200. the Accommodation Grant of $37.50 is entire­ of students having their Autobank cards re­ Those days have clearly gone and now two- ly inadequate. tained by ATM machines are not over. thirds of all full-time students work during Despite improved performances by Student term-time or were looking for work. Students Job Search, the deteriorating employment by Dean Carroll RESULTS OF STUDENT SURVEY RELEASED

The NZUSA Income and Expenditure Survey SES ranking received on average a signifi­ 4. The average savings for full-time students have to work part-time and receive loans was conducted by MRL Research Group bet cant amount which perhaps indicates a at the beginning of Term I was $1952, a to survive financially. ween October 1987 and February 1988. The high level of aspiration and commitment. shortfall of about $1030 from what was Note that this does not take into account survey covers the 1987 academic year. needed to survive financially. This shortfall the particularly bad situations at Auckland There were three objectives to the survey: 5. Non-monetary income was made up of loans, part-time work and and Victoria. Note that costs are averaged A. to examine the background of students Over 50% of students received income gifts. out and tend to leave undisclosed par­ B. to examine students' financial status from this source. It was higher for young ). Those in credit appear to be those who ticularly bad cases of student hardship. C. to examine how students bridge any full-time students on a TSG. Assistance of gap between their income and this type ranged from gifts of clothing to expenditure help with major bills. The average value for NZUSA notes with interest the following those who received such assistance H IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII1IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII1IIIIII1IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII1IU = results from the survey: amounted to $730 6. Total A. Background Total average income for all full-time students was $186; the total for students receiving a TSG was $176. This was I COMPUTER 1. Nearly 60% of students live away from home or in accommodation which they do calculated by adding the total average in­ not own or jointly own come from all sources including summer 2. 50% of students say they are financially savings and dividing by 37, the number of independent weeks in the academic year. I S T O C K 3. (a) 27% of students' fathers and 15% of II Expenditure students' mothers had a university 1. Average basic costs for full-time students qualification. renting accommodation was $83 per (b) 26% of students' fathers and 29% of week. 2. Average of other costs (lunches, transport, I LIQUIDATION students' mothers had no qualification. 20% of students' fathers and 51% of entertainment, general bills) for all full-time students' mothers had a school students was $56 per week. (All New Product with Warranty) qualification. 3. Average course costs for all students was 21% of students' fathers and ,19% of $325. students' mothers had a vocational 4. Other expenses (clothes, travel, medical I MONITORS qualification. bills, consumer items) for the average full­ NZUSA believes that this is evidence that time student on a TSG was $1722 (for full­ Ē LAPTOP PORTABLES intergenerational educational aspirations time students not on a TSG, the average do change and that this accords with a was $3394). survey conducted at Massey University last 5. The average total weekly expenditure for | PRINTERS * CABLES year which revealed that about one third all full-time students was $170; the average of parents and grandparents now wish their for those on a TSG was $159. | M O DEM S children to attend university. III Credit/Deficit 1. Of those who answered, 41% of students B. Financial Status on a TSG ended the year in deficit. 50% = DISKS * BINS » of full-time students not on a TSG ended the year in deficit. 1. Holiday earnings 2. Deficit was highest amongst those renting, Ē CLEANERS average net earnings for full-time students who worked in the vacation were $2319 with 48% ending the year in deficit. 3. 3/4 of students in credit had some sort of More than 2/3 of students working I JOYSTICKS loan. earned less than $3000. C. Bridging the Gap At the beginning of Term I in 1987 average 1. Full-time students on a TSG on average had | FURNITURE * STANDS savings for full-time students were $1952. the following: About 20% of all students had less than $500 at the beginning of Term I 68% had an overdraft E IBM CARDS * SPARES 18% had loans from parents, relatives, 2. Other employment: 2/3 of full-time friends students had paid employment or were 12% had credit card advances Ē ACCESSORIES * KITSETS looking for work during term time. 9% had other loans 1/3 of all full-time students worked every Note that 1/4 had no loans or did not week of term. Victoria and Auckland answer. students worked the most Average net earnings for full-time students I EVERYTHING MUST working during term were $1740 (Auckland and Victoria earned considerably more) 3. 3/5 of students received a Tertiary Study Grant; 2/5 received an accommodation grant as well. I BE SOLD! Conclusion 4. Non-repayable income: 2/5 of students 1. Students receiving both the TSG and ac­ received non-repayable money from commodation grant receive $78.50 per = Thur-Fri-Sat * June 23-24-25 parents. Otago students received the most week. from this source. 2. Average weekly expenses for full-time | (9 AM to 5 PM, Late Night Thursday) Full-time students receiving money from students on a TSG are $159. this source received on average $1066; 3. Those students must therefore make up, on those on a TSG received on average $750. average, $80.60 per week, or about $2980 It is notable that those with fathers of a low for the year. I 6 5 pm st.- cirv

^illlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll =niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii CRACCUM June 21 1988 ► 7 FAY RICHWHITE WINTER SYNTHESIZER CONCERT JAZZ SERIES Friday June 24, 10.30pm Galatos St Studio (Galatos St, Newton) Last Man Down $4/$3 B-card & Green card holders Sunday June 26, 1.30pm City Art Gallery Auditorium This late night evening of synthesizer music features Duck Noises, Ground Zero, Andspace Led by Ross Mullins, Last Man Down releas­ and Mary Briefcase, getting together to pre­ ed their 'Statehouse Kid' album a few years sent one and a half hours of live music. These back, and have a new album on the way which leading exponents of Auckland's synthesizer could be out by the time of this concert. music will perform original compositions, Mullins, while in France, was inspired by utilizing the very latest in musical electronic French balladeers and popular songwriters equipment, including midi-based music whose lyrics often contain critiques and technology. satirical comment on current social and Midi, or Musical Instrument Digital Interface, Todd Andrew Jackson and Gil Bauer of political issues. Since then he has gradually Ground Zero, a band with five years ex­ allows synthesizers to be linked together to developed and refined his own songs, many perience in composing and performing play in synchronization, obtaining a greater with a jazz flavour and almost all reflecting range of sounds and effects. Composing synth rock. some aspect of life in New Zealand today. possibilities are also increased as is perfor­ Mullins plays the keyboards in Last Man Down mance flexibility when playing live. as well as writing and singing. P.S. They advise to bring a comfy cushion...

LIVE out from beyond, particularly some of the Anything, in rather a different guise to their stronger songs like the single 'Donca'. They appearance back in about 1985-86. The HEADLESS CHICKENS - were frequently visually entertaining, especial­ lineup, for a start, is quite different, as are the ly in their performance of 'Knob Rot' - Rupert songs. There was no sign of 'The Brag' and ALBUM LAUNCH Taylor's talents as comedian bringing the band other music of that era. They played a set of Playground, June 9 out from under their instruments. It's in­ serious, intense music that was received well teresting that they have now added a drum­ by the few that had stayed after the Chickens. This was the launch of an album that has mer permanently to their lineup. A visually As the woman next to me summed it up, 'well, gained a lot of attention, often controversy. stimulating slide and movie show above the that Wasn't Really Anything, but it was good.' That an 'alternative' band should win a major stage was very well synchronised with the Mirv national music award and thus be given songs. Following the Chickens was Not Really Chris Matthews, Michael Lawry and Rupert E. Taylor almost an 'official' kind of recognition, is of the Headless Chickens. something new to this country. This shows an intelligent move in NZ music, intelligent in that this music is being recognised as being wor­ thwhile even if not glossily packaged and com­ mercially accessible, and intelligent in that it has been realised that our 'alternative' bands are doing better overseas than those expressly marketed for commercial success. 1986's winners of the Rheineck Rock Award were Ardijah, and up-and-coming Auckland soul/funk band, destined for the commercial market. 1986's winners The Headless Chickens came away with the prize of $60,000 - a large sum of money, showing there's a lot of confidence in 'real' NZ music, and hopefully this major step will be influen­ tial in reforming attitudes to non-commercial NZ music. Thanks to this finance, they have been able LL < to release their well-recorded debut album < 'Stuntclown' (not only in NZ either) and stage a. CD a national tour, and even have plans to travel LU overseas later in the year. Q As for their performance at the Playground, 2 in general it was good, but not great. As in­ consistent as usual, some of their songs disap­ peared into the murkiness, while others shone. Q. /OflPPS OooR5

8 ◄ CRACCUM June 21 1988 COLOURED STONE them off, as does their excellent use of back­ ing and shared vocals. Gluepot, June 10 Some of their songs stand out - among these, 'Black Boy' is one of their catchiest (ac­ It's a pity there wasn't a bigger crowd at the tually reaching No. 1 in the Pacific Islands) and Gluepot - this was a chance to see live one 'Human Love' is a particularly well-crafted of the new wave of Aboriginal rock bands cur­ song. rently getting acclaim in Australia (Coloured Evidence of their Aboriginal heritage is most Stone won the inaugural Aria 'Indigenous apparent in their lyrics, telling of their Album of 1987' award) but also, they put on homeland, the life of a black in Australia and a professional and enjoyable show. the need for peace in this troubled world, their The sound was impressive - well played, concerns communicated in words that again, very tight, and thanks to an excellent sound are simple and direct. Only two of the band mix, gave the band the force to carry the members are distinctly Aboriginal in ap­ strength of their messages. pearance, and the only Indigenous instrument Coloured Stone play danceable rock music, they play is the didjeridu. This often serves as frequently with reggae rhythms. The songs are an introduction, or fills out the sound in some generally quite simple - no pretensions or com­ of the songs, as if a reminder of who they are. plications here. However, this can often result Coloured Stone have successfully found a in a lack of originality and variety. Without their medium in which they can appeal to both the musicianship and social convictions many of Aborigine and to the white, and serve as a these wouldn't result in much. However, their communication for the Aboriginal culture Selwyn Burns and Buna Lawrie of Coloured Stone messages and instrumental proficiency, whose voice isn't normally heard. especially the very versatile, often quite ex­ citing lead guitar from Selwyn Burns, sparxs Mirv

worthwhile even if you haven't got a turntable. to the sun. The wax melted.... But Verlaines The artwork is the first of the many virtues of composer Graham Downes has another ALBUMS the album. And the lyrics!!! Ah, just read them version: unaccompanied and feel the strength, like this: The story is untrue of how he came I see the chain and where it bites to fall down. The Verlaines - 'Bird Dog' in all the things that might turn out. The sun was never that hot. (Flying Nun) At level best we'll just survive. He was shot from the ground. And the lame dog crawls away, The song is one of the best expressions of the At last!! The iong-awaited second album. the chained dog waits for the light to undervaluing of the creative artist I've ever Second albums are notoriously difficult. The break come across: theory is that after an initial success, the and the question to disobey A rare sea-bird flies once in a while pressure of both time and public demand make goes down in your boots and there it High up in the blue sky it very hard to create something that meets stays. People shoot at it like lunatics the expectations. New Zealand doesn't seem And as if this ain't good enough, they add And take aeroplanes to suffer from any ill effects from this pattern, music. Everywhere, the music and the words A message for the Round Table. though. Perhaps it's because by the time a match, in pace, feeling, mood. The variations 'Bird-Dog' takes these rock-solid lyrical and band has got around to their second album, on 'Bird-Dog' are quite astonishing. From the musical foundations of Graham Downes, mix in the face of the multiplicity of obstacles slow build of 'Makes No Difference' and 'On­ it with his intense vocals and the superlative which exist, they're invariably well establish­ ly Dream Left' to the frenetic energy of 'Take backing vocals of Jane Dodd and Caroline ed as a 'famous' band, at least locally... Good Care of It' and 'Slow Sad Love Song' Easther, top it with very good production, and The Verlaines show the maturity that this (which becomes Fast Bitter Love-Hate Song), the result is pure bliss. After a few listenings, brings about. Basically, I can't find words good the Verlaines do it all with such utter integrity I've found a few threads to follow to try and enough to praise 'Bird-Dog.' It is a sublime, it's simply stunning. get to the heart of this album, but this is close wonderful, work of genius, a fine tribute to an As an example, there is 'Icarus Missed'. It's to the esoteric. It's something to be taken outstanding band.But I must stop before I based around the classical story of Icarus' slowly, and it'll last. degenerate to become entry 644(Adv) of escape from prison on a pair of wings made This one's essential. I wonder when the Roget's Thesaurus. of wax and feathers. The tale relates how third album will be out... The purchase of this record could be almost Icarus fell to his death after he flew too close C.D.

While the instrumentals would only really be CASSETTES appreciated by techno-rock fans, there are SINGLES several commercially oriented tracks with wider appeal. Walsh has a strong voice which is very well suited to his style of music; un­ The Warratahs - 'Maureen' fortunately in the recording it comes out (Pagan) slightly murky. Still, for a four-track recorder the sound's not bad. Oh yeah, I love that violin. Yum, this is sup­ His equipment is used to its maximum, a posed to be a sad lover's lament for the com­ panion that just had to move on but somehow wide range of sounds resulting.As well as that laid back homely rhythm and tasty violin some great synthesized backing vocals, some just puts a smile on my face and keeps those powerful and convincing guitar solos are pro­ feet tapping. duced, often reminiscent of recent Jeff Beck. What's more, you can save this one to en­ Duck Noises - 'Duck Noises' The track 'Duck Noises' seems to be a 'what's joy when the whole family is around, you While current music trends have gone back what' of possible sounds rather than a know, Christmas or funerals. Dad will like it to their roots and credibility given to 'raw' cohesive piece. A listen soon explains the and so will Gran and the kids, well, who music produced with 'real' instruments as a origin of its name. knows. reaction against excessive technology, it Hearing the first song, 'Ambiguous Display' On the flip side, 'East of Eden' just keeps seems that pure synth-rock is still alive and was a pleasant surprise. Recognising it from that warm feeling flowing, easy on the ears kicking. its recent exposure on BFM but never having Take Duck Noises, actually a one-man band known its origin, I was impressed that this and soothing to the frazzled psyche. Andy Hamilton of Aucklander Greg Walsh. After having played strong, catchy and well-crafted track came as Duck Noises at quite a few Auckland from a little-known Auckland musician. Many 13 Chainsaw Masochist - Two Lonely People venues, he has now released his debut tape. of his songs are along similar lines, though this 12 Crime and the City Solution - Trains and His music is strictly techno-rock, his 'band' Grain same formula is followed once too closely in 11 Six Volts - Surabaya Johnny an impressive collection of synthesisers, se­ 'Only One Future'. 10 Headless Chickens - Expecting to Fly quencer, vocoder and sampler. With these he 9 Red Lorry Yellow Lorry - Nothing Wrong Synth-rock fans, this is for you, as for 8 Sinead O'Connor - Jerusalem creates what is generally rock music, but with others, don't be put off by the techno-rock 7 Wines Kidney - Bongos 6 Jerry Harrison - Bobby leanings towards the experimental. Influences label - there's some stuff here which is worth 5 Frenetic - Decimal from funk and classical music are also in­ your ear too. 4 The Sugar Cubes - Cold Sweat 3 Verlaines - The Only Dream Left tegrated, one of these tracks intended as a 2 Graeme Jeffries - Prisoner of a Single synthesised classical piece. Mirv Passion' 1 Tracy Chapman - Mountains O'Things

CRACCUM June 21 1988 ► 9 ...... ATI has just opened its new Hawaiiki Nui Exhibition Secretarial Business Training Queen Street Market Opening Day Bureau - but this is no normal train­ Lower Common Room ing centre. In fact, on entering their Monday June 20 - Friday July 1 10am - 4pm premises in Rutland St, one would Children of the '70's, rejoice! Cook Street think they had just entered the of­ This exhibition of photographs documents Market lives again, albeit hesitantly, in the new fice of a company called 'Luxury Queen Street Market. Forget about the in­ Leather'. This is, in fact, a mythical the journey in a 75 foot canoe from the Pacific Islands to New Zealand. Built over five years tolerable yuppie atmosphere of Victoria Park company, a simulated office en­ Market. Forget about scrounging around town almost single-handedly by Matahi Whatakaka vironment where students can get for decent shops selling authentic gear for in­ Brightwell, he used knowledge he was taught hands-on training in electronic of­ dividuals. Queen Street Market has it all. fice procedures. Students take on of the ancient skill of canoe-making. 'We've been told for 140 years that our ancestors ac­ Of course, you have to be one of those in­ various roles within the company, corrigible, decadent youths who wears torn cidentally drifted out here and it would have < where they can learn skills as well and patched clothes for fashion purposes. You been impossible for Maori people to sail the LU as the inter-relatedness of jobs. have to be capable of withstanding deafening distance they did, the way they did. So we pro­ Here the office and the classroom noise, jostling crowds, and temptingly low cc ved them wrong,' he says. are brought together, and the gap prices that guarantee poor quality. But hey, between training and employment Illllllllllllllllllllllllllllllillllllllllll what the hell - you only live once. GO is narrowed. The Queen Street Markets opened Sunday The bureau contains state-of- 29th May in a chaos of colour and noise. If the-art electronic office equipment that day is anything to go by, it looks like yup­ including word-processors, com­ pie rejects will have a refuge from trendy Sun­ puters, electronic typewriters and day shopping. After all, you're not expected g 5 calculators, telecom switchboard to buy anything at this new market. It's LU — and answerphone and Fax enough just to be there, along with the clowns machine. The computer system in­ and witches and tall skinny men wearing a hot cludes a laser printer which allows pink devil suit and an elephant trunk shaped electronic publishing and graphics phallus. < to be learnt. Part of the Secretarial Studies Nadine Holton CC Department, among the courses of­ fered that may be of use to univer­ sity students, are operation of com­ puters, including specific program­ mes, and word-processing and typ­ ing skills. Day and evening classes are available, as well as short courses and seminars. For further information contact the Informa­ tion Office or the Secretarial Studies Dept., ATI, Private Bag, Auckland.

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ENGINEER SRC JUNE 15 Dear Editors, This week's meeting kicked off at 1.08pm, SHOUT I have been prompted by a number of students with apologies being accepted from Roger to reply to the slanderous attacks made on me by Pym and the minutes being taken as correct. the Treasurer (Wayne McDougall), in last weeks Michelle Hunt (Media Officer) and Wayne Craccum. The whole article, Trez Sez, in which he McDougall (Treasurer) then told us how hard attacked the integrity of Gerald Ryan (jnr), Des Amanono and myself, went way beyond the bounds they had worked so far this year, and, in of reasoned debate and into the realm of low-down Wayne's case, how he had saved us at least mud-slinging. Wayne through the privilege of his $114,000. Raf told us that there is to be a car column is apparently relying on the theory that if park opposite Stanley St by 1991, a 'Car-park he throws enough mud each week then inevitably Card', which will mean more spaces for full­ some of it will stick. (Good theory Wayne, but very time students, will be introduced next year and dirty). DON't NICK LIBRARY BOOKS (even new ones I will start by refuting Wayne's allegationt hat I are being stolen from display shelves). They owe AUSA a debt of money and by implication am are expensive and there is 'stuff all' money to ripping off the Association. replace them. Fact: Neither I nor any club I am a member of this Then came clubs for affiliation. According year, owes the AUSA or it's Treasurer any money. In fact one club I belong to is owed a large sum of to RAF, some members of the 'Friends of the Well, you have decided to keep our Treasurer money by AUSA - (can you guess which club that Philippines' have been trying to kill members Wayne McDougall. Good. I was a bit pissed off not is Wayne?) of the deposed Marcos government, and the being able to refute some of Wally's allegations. The other club I belong to, is the one Wayne in­ Justice Department is trying to find 'subver­ Wally said that this Association is administrative­ correctly accuses me of setting up to rip off the sive elements' (I thought the SIS did this). Of ly top heavy. He may well be right... but who had association called SPUES. SPUES (Society for the the long list for affiliation, only the Labour Club been in charge for the last 3 years, Graham? Don't Protection of Uneaten Sausages) is a purely social wasn't (because you need to be a member to blame Wayne for something you instituted. club and has never pretended to be anything but vote at their AGM, contrary to AUSA's con­ As for that crap about the Justice Dept in­ a vehicle for the enjoyment of its members. It was stitution - this caused the infighting which through this club that I along with a number of other vestigating AUSA and its finances. The story here spread to Prebble's electorate). is that the Philippines Govt requested the NZ Govt members hired a room and held a function, which to look into allegations concerning the 'Friends of as I was assured by the President (AUSA), we were In 'General Business' (who's he?), the AU Philippines' club. This AUSA club has been accus­ quite entitled to do. (If you have some problem with Debating Society's constitution was altered, ed of attempting to interfere with the internal ad­ this Wayne, go and see the boss). The party was $400 was given to the AUSA Restructuring ministration of the Marcos Regime i.e. trying to attended by around 200 members and invited Committee, for photocopying and the such assassinate some govt officials. guests, and from what I can remember of it went like. Your comments, criticisms and inclina­ The Justice Dept want to know if we, AUSA, has off quite well. Strangely enough killjoy McDougall tions are welcome - just put them in the bins funded this club's trip. The answer is no. They was somehow omitted from the guest list. around campus by 13th July. received a $100 grant only last week and that was Anyway to get to the crux of the matter, the func­ Elections came next: there are still NO for posters and pamphlets. But just in case all you tion was paid for, not by student money or AUSA NOMINATIONS for the AV Committee. If grant nor by some fairytale character, but by myself subversives our there better get back under your you're interested, see Fiona Stevens (Rm beds. on behalf of those who threw the function - and Wally also mentioned Wayne's incompetence; I have a receipt to prove it. Wayne at the time of 112a). claiming he worked hard but was perhaps misguid­ writing his last article was aware that his claims And last (but not least), the Awards. ed or personally ambitious. At least his accounts were false, but still he persisted. Chocolate fish went to RAF (it tastes better aren't like those written by last year's Treasurer The fact of the matter is I am no more adept at than the mike), Gina O'Shea (because she Isaac Asimov - pure science fiction. 'ripping off ordinary students' than McDougall is isn't a fascist) and the president of the Labour Still it's good to see Wally take an interest in the adept at rational thought. Club. The meeting was then closed at 1.33pm, Association especially when he approaches impor­ Still I find it hard to accept that Wayne can be breaking yesterday's record. tant issues with such an open mouth... good luck allowed to abuse his position as Treasurer to such a degree that he can deliberately slander other for this job next year Wally. Richard Eltringham As for more important issues ... students names for the sake of a few pathetic The business round table boys reckon we should political points. He has done this on a number of pay for our education - that sounds great coming occasions now and I have little doubt 'Trez Sez' will from the old school who've already got their 'educa­ continue to be used for just such scurrilous attacks. tion'. Perhaps they should look at the 'Education Stubborn old Wayne is still desperate to try and save Act of 1877/ when all secular education was to be face by preventing the payment owed to AUES. His free. It's only in the last decade that varsity has dillusion is that he will achieve this through blacken­ become so expensive. This was how much it cost ing the names of his adversaries. The idea of vic­ CLARIFICATION me in my first year; tory at any cost seems to correlate well with the AUSA fee $34.00 (including $12 building levy) - McDougall clan motto which Wayne told me with In last week's Treasurer's column, Wayne that was it! a glint in his eye - 'Victory or death!' McDougall stated that James Dolan had a No welfare levy debt of $400 to the Association. This is in fact No xerox fees Yours sincerely, incorrect as this amount was paid off about No tuition fees James Dolan two weeks ago. No need to join Rec Centre (we only had a Gym) and when we did get the Rec Centre it didn't cost anything to join. Plus: We had a bursary that covered our living costs and ’OavEmm. am a how much did you pay this year? W«seA/qgK F m JZHOVMi; Cheers ā o m n YOU. RAF tit AUSA President 3Leep.„jHMK i x y\i/j * m y : M r ! jn ,

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As the depths of winter draw ever nearer and spending the afternoon in Albert Park becomes less inviting, one of the more pleasant ways to while away that hour between lectures is a chat over a cup of coffee. The intrepid staff at Craccum investigated some of the cafes and coffee lounges around Auckland - sometimes at great personal risk - to find the best and worst places to have a coffee. Due to space and budgetary restrictions, we've had to concentrate on those establishments closest to varsity, but there's plenty of other great cafes if you're prepared to venture a little further afield. (Like Java Jive on College Hill and the River Valley Cafe in Helensville to name just a few). And if you've a lot of time to spare, a cafe crawl makes an interesting alternative to the more usual pub crawl, without the unpleasant after effects the next morning.

tious, which lends the cafe an in­ But then there's more at­ well as the more traditional fare of timate atmosphere; but even if the mosphere here than the rest of the coffee, tea and scones. The sand­ conversation does flag a little, the varsity cafes put together (and wiches deserve a special mention framed tales of Badger in the Wind plenty of dark corners.) - mine had generous helpings of in the Willows make good reading. Prices: chicken and peach between slices Recommended, but you're lucky to Coffee 75c/95c. Cheaper than just of the most delicious home-baked find a seat around lunchtime. about anywhere except wholemeal bread. The decor, not Prices: inexpensive McDonalds, but still a bit bloody surprisingly, is in the style of an old much for instant coffee in a european courtyard, complete with polystyrene cup. fake shuttered windows, tiled rooves, streetlamps and a couple of trees. Quite stunning. Unfortunately though, the staff ACADEMY COF­ don't match the standard of the decor. As I was quietly enjoying my FEE LOUNGE sandwich, three students bought Academy Cinema, Auckland their lunches and found a table. No Public Library basement. sooner had they sat down when 11am - 9pm Mon - Fri. the proprietor appeared demanding On weekends, open half an hour CAFE FLICKS they leave, because - shock horror before session times. Usually: - one of their number had spent less 2nd floor. Midcity. than $2, and so they would have to 3.30pm - 9pm Sat 8.30am - 8.30pm Mon-Thu.Sat 5.30pm - 9pm Sun eat elsewhere. 8.30am - 11.30pm Fri Prices: average to slightly expensive If there isn't a film on, this is one Nauseatingly trendy. If you can Food: 8 of the quietest places in town to block out the neon and chrome and enjoy a coffee. The decor, like the Decor: 8 (very kitsh) the feeling that you're at least five lighting is subdued, the chairs are Clientele: Hard to say. The only years older than anyone else there, COFFEE comfortable and often customers other people there were asked to it's worth visiting just for the bot­ are outnumbered by staff. There's leave. tomless cup of coffee. At $1.60 for LOUNGE a small selection of cakes and Staff: 0. The proprietor bites. as much as you can drink, it's great First floor. Student Union. sandwiches as well as the value if you're really caffeine obligatory cinema junk food. 9am - 4pm Mon - Fri starved. Prices: fairly average, (coffee/tea Prices: fairly expensive $1.20, second cup $1.) The Coffee Lounge caters to Decor: 0 those more refined students who Clientele: 0 prefer china cups, cushioned Coffee: 9 chairs, carpet and not being sur­ THE DISCOVERY rounded by rubbish. There's a small ROOM range of food (mostly cakes and squares) with a few delicacies you Lome St, just up from Dominoes won't find in the main cafe, but at 6.30am - 3pm Mon - Fri a slightly higher price. Coffee (the real percolated stuff) is $1.65 with a free refill. Unfortunately, they've A real discovery this one - this taken to giving receipts with coffee notable coffee lounge can be found now, so you can't get a free third on Lome Street, just before Dom­ or fourth cup as well. inoes. It's far more exciting though (and shorter), to use the Kitchener Street entrance, identified by a bat­ tered sign promising 'homecooked food at oldfashioned prices', and then find your way down the five flights of stairs and through a seemingly endless maze of passages. It's the staff that really make this place - when we arrived they had already closed, but we were still BADGERS welcomed and served with 47 High St, just down from courtesy more befitting a state Whitcouls dignitory. The discovery room of­ 11am - 8pm Mon - Fri. fers small meals, a good range of herbal teas and muffins we Badgers specialises in all sorts of COFFEE BAR couldn't find any fault with. Decor wholesome vegetarian food - COURTYARD is classic 1970s coffee lounge, the tempeh and tofu pies, quiche, Student Union, by Alfred St only highlights a plastic grapevine somosas and great salads. I had a 7.30am - 8.30pm Mon-Fri CAFE and the odd original artwork. But kumara wrap made with filo pastry even if decor isn't it's strongest and served with a small salad for An acrid haze fills the air. Empty Eady's Mall, Queen St level point, it hardly matters when all the $3, which I felt was pretty good cups and the remains of other peo­ 7.30 - 3.30 Mon - Fri staff (indlucing the dishwasher) value. There's a wide range of teas ple's lunches litter the tables. A 8 - 12.30 Sat wish you goodbye when you leave. which can be bought by the cup for jukebox mercilessly blares the Prices: cheap to average 75 cents rather than having to buy worst of last years top 40, and after More upmarket than your average Staff: 9 a whole pot. the main cafe's closed the queue coffee lounge, the Courtyard Cafe Decor: 3 Inside it's small and unpreten­ sometimes spills out onto Alfred St. offers quiche and cappuccino as Food: 6

12 ■+ CRACCUM June 21 1988 The engineering cafe has just the diverse and interesting we found, same overpriced coffee and and look out for the displays of art­ uninspiring food as the rest of cam ­ work which change every few pus. There's a billiard table, but w e e ks. other than that the only difference Prices: Average (coffee $1.20, 80 is that it's even more of a hole than cents refill.) the main cafe or the coffee bar. Avoid.

DKD PALATE CAFE Upstairs behind the Civic. 4pm - 12pm Tues - Sun. Auckland City Art Gallery, first floor. No survey of Auckland cafes could 10am - 4.30pm daily be complete without mentioning An upmarket coffee lounge with DKD. A visual experience, the decor upmarket prices. The well groom­ is hard to define except that like the ed, very middle class clientele blend clientele, it's very hip. 1950's in perfectly with the unoffensive jukebox, cappuccino machine and decor; and the chairs, tables and formica tables, and a great view 260 Queen St delicate china cups all look as from the top floor of the Civic. The 9am - 11pm Mon-Thu HUMAN though they're straight out of the loo especially is worth a visit - close 9am - 1am Fri latest issue of House and Garden. the*door and suddenly you feel like 9am ' 12pm Sat SCIENCES CAFE The staff are friendly and super ef­ you're inside an aquarium. 10am - 11pm Sun ficient, but watch out for the It may be expensive, but it's Human Sciences Building, level 4. security men at the entrance who'll worth the extra cost just for the We had to include McDonald's in 8am - 3.30pm Mon - Fri. try to take your bag so you don't best hot chocolate in Auckland. our survey because they have the steal any paintings. So it doesn't cheapest coffee we found. (Not to Cleaner and newer than the main sound that great so far, but the mention the tackiest decor.) The cafe, but the food is pretty much Palate Cafe has two definite coffee is actually quite reasonable, the same. (If you can find any after 1 p lu sse s: although it comes in a plastic cup, one o'clock.) The clientele are - the balcony. A wonderful place to and like the tea costs a mere 65 definitely trendier than elsewhere cen ts. sit and sip one's coffee on a sunny on cam p u s. day while watching other students Just don't try the burgers. They're Not bad, but not very interesting dashing across Albert Park to make not only insipid and overpriced, but either. their lectures. ecologically unsound as well - every - the bowl of free jellybeans at the year thousands of square counter. kilometres of Brazilian rainforest are Prices: A bit on the expensive side, cleared to make way for more pasture to graze more cattle to but after 3 o'clock whatever food INNER CIRCLE make more pure beef hamburger is left is half price to students. patties. S ta ff: 9 Clientele: 1 COFFEE The coffee aside, we couldn't Food: 7 LOUNGE recommend McDonald's, as popular as it might be. cont. p14 Canterbury Arcade, High St level 7am - 5pm, Mon-Fri

The Inner Circle is but one of the dozens of typical coffee lounges around the city - to review them all would be risking death by boredom. DOMINOES The usual limp white sandwiches, croissants, cakes, pies and toasted 2 Lome St sandwiches. On the more positive 8am - 9pm Mon-Sat side, the recent addition of a cap­ 3pm - 9pm Sun puccino machine makes cappuc­ cino and real hot chocolate Dominoes has long been a favourite available, and the coffee's good. cafe for students for it's cheap Prices: average, (coffee $1.20, wholesome food and unpretentious $1 8 0 for a hot ch o co la te ). surroundings. There's expresso, Decor: 2 (OK if you like green) cappuccino, hot carob and a large Food: 3 range of fruit juices and sometimes RIFFE RAFFE S ta ff: 3 bizarre fruit cocktails and whips. (Like the jungle juice, made with CAFE► CLUB ADELI4 BAR spirulina, a finely blended seaweed. It's surprisingly drinkable but looks like a glass of algae.) The selection OPEN 24 hrs, 7 DAYS of cakes and squares is impressive to say the least but the best value is to be found in the menu. Prices range from $4 to $7 for meals such WE NEVER CLOSE as falafels, stuffed potatoes, soy- milk icecream and the renowned tofu burgers. Absolutely everything seems to come with lashings of Telethon alfalfa. For entertainment, one can sit at the windows and stare at passers- by; alternatively there's a pictures­ jUST DESSERTS Miami Beach que courtyard out the back sand­ Khartoum Place, between the wiched between buildings and fill­ Art Gallery and High St. Party ed with trees. Just watch out for 9am - 11pm Mon - Thurs the sparrows. 9am - 12pm Fri Prices: cheap Starting at 6pm, 25th June to 8pm 26th June, telethon will Just Desserts mightn't be as cheap be screening. Get out of your winter gear and back into sum­ or bohemian as it once was, but it's mer and after telethon, party with us in the downstairs bar. still one of the better places to Guaranteed to brighten up your whole weekend. while away an hour over a cup of ENGINEERING coffee - it's relaxed, spacious and Our new resident Chef Les has specially prepared a New the music's generally listenable. Menu to really tantalize your tastebuds. CAFE The cake selection isn't that im­ It looks like Riffe Raffe's is the place to be to Eat, Party and pressive, but they have every kind D rink. Level 3, Engineering building of tea imaginable and a few meals 9am - 2.30pm Mon-Fri (like lasagne and nachos) from $5. Don't miss this one!! The clientele are great - the most

CRACCUM June 21 1988 ► 13 Little wonder that even with plen­ This marvel of modern technology ty of seating it's usually full. may be found just inside the en­ Recommended. trance to the main cafe. The service Prices: Cheap, and there's a 10% here is quick, if a little impersonal; discount with student ID as well. the same could be said for the atmosphere. The strangely frothy coffee with the mystery 'whitener' costs 70 cents, and tea is 60 cents. Once our tastebuds had recovered from 2001 COFFEE their initial scalding, both were found to be drinkable, but not the LOUNGE milo - it's watery and nasty. Lome St, opposite 246 7.30am - 3.30pm Mon-Fri

There isn't really anything to com­ mend this place at all. The food is as dull as the clientele, and when I visited I couldn't find anyone who would serve me even a simple cup of ''coffee.

'til 3am, but there's a dress code QUEEN CITY and a bouncer later in the evenings - no rabble please. CAFE Prices: fairly expensive. GST isn't WYNYARD Customs St, just around the cor­ included on the menu. TAVERN ner from Queen St. 24 hrs everyday. Symonds St, opposite St Paul's

More like a take-away bar really. The Wyndham closed shortly after The food is as uninspiring as the our visit. It's passing will be mourn­ decor (which features a hideous ed by the many students who fre­ mural covering one wall), and the quented there for the great food, traffic noise tends to drown out pleasant surroundings, and best of conversation. all, it's closeness to varsity. Score 3 for everything. Fingers crossed it opens again (... but then if you can get a coffee s o o n . or a megaburger at 4am who's complaining? And I'm told the clientele get a-lot more interesting in the early hours of the morning). VENDOS SIMPLE Main cafe, student union. Appallingly written by Peter d. COTTAGE Hours: whenever the cafe is Photography - Susan Potter. open. Ta to Mirv and Rani. 50 High St, opposite Whitcouls 9am - 9pm Mon - Sat

Well here it is, (sound effect of trumpet fanfare here) the best value coffee we found anywhere - just $1 for a bottomless cup. For those without caffeine dependen­ cies, there's hot carob and a good MSYS range of teas instead for $1.20 and RIFFE RAFFE of course lots of yummy cakes and sq u a re s. Lome St, One of the great things about 24 hours daily Simple Cottage is that the food is all vegetarian and wholesome, so Pastel colours and potted palms ;► Formerly Burroughs & Sperry Corporations you can eat as much as you like abound in this without fear of a guilt complex restaurant/bar/nightclub for the later. None of the mains cost more jj NOW INTERVIEWING young and upwardly mobile. The than $6 (the psychedelically col­ service is impeccable - coffee was oured lasagne is especially recom­ brought to my table on a plate and < ► Unisys, a $9 billion company and world leader in the design, mended) and there's self-service paper doily with a personal milk jug salads, garlic bread and plenty of < ► manufacturer and marketing of computer based information and sugar bowl. (But at $2.20 a other side dishes from $1. I'm told < l systems and related products and services. cup, it's a bit steep even if it is the apple crumble is the best in bottomless.) The restaurant serves meals 24 Auckland. Since everything's on < ► We are looking for the right people to help us grow. ‘In our hours a day, ranging in price from display at the counter, there's no hit < ► Industry there is no safety in standing still’. We honour those and miss with the menu either. $8 to $15. The menu features some who break new ground, assume responsibility and give an ex- The decor, like the clientele, is * l very upmarket burgers, and en­ unpretentious - altogether it's a o tra measure of effort. Our future rests with the committed trees, such as nachos or french bread and pate, for $5 to $9. Riffe friendly and relaxed place for a a ► individual. Raffe is licensed and the bar's open meal or just a cheap cup of coffee. < ► We seek GRADUATES from ALL disciplines and invite you ‘ > to speak with us when we visit your University to discuss career < ► opportunities within Unisys New Zealand. We look forward to < ► meeting with you at our COMPANY PRESENTATION.

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FILM THE RUNNING MAN' if those clubs are the only place to family' may have become the middle of a feud or an intense­ meet future partners, Sam won't be something of a modern literary ly personal revelation and we have the only person being drooled over cliche, but playwright Neil Simon no opportunity to say, 'Excuse me, As soon as I saw Paul Michael by a robot. Starts Charley Gray's rises easily above the level of cliche. I must go to brush my hair and Glaser's name under the credit ban­ Ju n e 22. There is a universality and an im­ comb my teeth'. On several occa­ ner of director, I expected the very mediacy about the troubles of this sions we will feel angry along with worst. Few actors develop into MB rather special family with which the characters or angry at certain good directors, and bad actors few of us could fail to relate. characters ('Why did she do it like almost never. PMG, from Starsky Simon's dialogue is warm and that?' 'If I were in her shoes, I (and Hutch) infamy obviously felt DANCE brisk, a rich mixture of pathos and wouldn't have let her...'). he could make the quantum leap, humour, and his characterisation is It's a play and a performance to but sadly misjudged, and is holding LIMBS - 'EXTENSIONS II' superb. hook in the most resistant and on by his fingernails. The play is handled well by a resiliant of us. It's not a terrible movie, but is so New Dances From Limbs strong cast, with an inspired and Not taking anything away from It's not a terrible movie, but is so funny performance by Ross Girven the rest of the cast, the main foci believably mediocre & predictable, Maidment Theatre as 15 year old Eugene Morris are the lead role, Marlene, (played dies:-* Buzzsaw, Fireball, Dynamo, June 28 - July 1 8.15pm Jerome around whose by the assiduous Rosalynn Laird- and an Oriental gentleman whose Students $16.50/$17.60 Bass 'unbelievable, fantastic and com­ Williams,) her sister, Joyce, and name I didn't catch (amongst all pletely private thoughts' the tale Lady Nijo, (both played by Celia the applause), are less bad than This is Limbs' second Extensions un folds. Nicholson - if ever contrasted roles Michael Jackson claims to be. They season. Planned as an annual An excellent play for new or ir­ done by a single actor displayed were so unmenacing, as to be at event, Extensions was conceived regular theatre-goers, Brighton talent, surely it is in these two,) times comical, especially the guy lit by Artistic Director Catherine Car­ Beach Memoirs makes few Pope Joan (brush up your Latin!), and shaped like a Xmas tree. diff to offer a more formalised pro­ demands of its audience other than and Marlene's daughter, Angie, Arnold was Arnold, as only he gramme to develop the company's that they should sit back and enjoy. (both played by Miranda Wilson, can be; quick quips growled after choreographic skills. Limbs has Warmly recommended as family whose successful renditions of each dispatch. It may have again already produced several world entertainment. each part has been crucial to the put creases in the corners of his reknowned choreographers like play) and Isabella Bird (Julia Padley bank manager's mouth, but didn't Douglas Wright, Mark Baldwin and Julie Boreham - what can I say? If Victoria were do a great deal for the credibility of Brian Carbee. alive, she'd be stunned; if Edward his well-publicised acting aspira­ Five choreographers are par­ VII were alive, he'd be invigorated!). tions. I didn't much like the T O P GIRLS' ticipating in Extensions II, resulting Each is a cameo in itself, but a vital 'helpless woman' or 'computer- in a programme that is greatly Maidment Theatre: 'til 25 June organ in the whole work as well;' expert geek' characters either. The varied in style and theme - from the Dir. Tommy Honey for Theatre each could be removed and have a whole thing's been done before, so flowing beauty of Marc White's 'Pu Workshop whole play written about them and much better, cf. The Terminator. Yi' to the over-the-top humour of them alone, yet each seems ar­ If you feel overpowered by the McCulloch's 'Griselda's Dream' to This is, I have to declare, a play tificial and redundant without a advertising, and aren't a blood­ the intensely physical dance by not to be missed - but then, I am modern unified context by which to thirsty sadist like most of my au­ Dale Tanner. Shona McCulloch's somewhat biased: make maximum use of their dience, don't forget to buy one of compelling choreography has a) I feel that Caryl Churchill is one characteristics. those really big popcorn buckets, already been seen in former Limbs' of the greatest playwrights alive, Rosalynn, Celia, Miranda and and finish it before the movie starts. programmes, and Catherine Car­ and Julia are a quartet of incomparable It may come in handy. diff's sensual and sophisiticated b) my personal experience with the unity and blatant skill. However, I cast has already reassured me of will mention that the remainder of MB 'Seven-a-side' promises to be a ma­ jor hightlight of the programme. the superb histrionics in-store. the cast, Anna Marbrook, Hera This contemporary dance pro­ So along I went to the final dress- Donleavy, Amanda Lees and Man- rehearsal, at the kind invite of the dy McMullin, with a varied range of CHERRY 2000' gramme will incorporate classical, contemporary and local commis­ director, Tommy Honey. Well, am I experience, offer one of the best- Charley Gray's sioned music. ever the understater! Right from used support system s in a play that scratch the audience will be treated I have seen. Without stable suppor­ When Sam Treadwell's robot to familiarity, hilarity, pathos and ting roles, the best laid plans of wife/lover/maid shorts out in a COPPELIA' - The Royal b atho s. mice and women (what are mice foamy embrace, he figures on NZ Ballet You will find extremes of interac­ doing onstage?) will crumble replacing the burnt-out chassis, tion: at one time a rapid cross-fire despite the skills of the lead-roles. and keeping the original memory- of overlapping dialogue and at How delightful it was to see such bank. He finds the shallow bar­ St James another time short, pithy professional attitudes across the room exchanges with human June 21-25 monologues; at one extreme (the board - and that includes the set­ women unattractive, and wants his beginning) the exploration of ting, lighting, and GREAT music. ever-loving, ever-attentive compa­ Part of a mammoth tour around characters in order to find things in Top Girls is only on until 25 June, nion returned complete (if of slight­ NZ, this colourful full-length ballet common, while at the other (the so if you want some of the best ly different appearance). But this is the same production that was end) an intense, viprous battle bet­ theatre around, look sharp! model is a Cherry 2000, quite performed by special request for ween two sisters (two mothers of specialised, and rare. He must find the visit of Charles and Di back in the same child) in order to see the Aidan-B. Howard. a 'tracker', to enter the forbidden 1983. distances apart, or rather the 'Zone 7' (a waste area inhabited by Based on a fairy tale, this is the distance the lead character, various loonies), and get a new love story of a couple and their in­ Marlene, has travelled. POETRY female dummy. The tracker is ex­ triguing experiences with an eccen­ The audience will feel wiped out! cellently played by Melanie Griffith, tric old toymaker who creates a This is an emotionally demanding who out-blasts and out-quips all beautiful life-like doll, Coppelia. play (if you are not in tears of sorts POETRY IN JUNE her male film counterparts, and This ballet combines romantic by the time Lady Nijo says 'Nobody City Art Gallery Auditorium wears better clothes than Mad classical ballet with the traditional gave me back my children' then Thursday June 23, 7.30pm M ax. Mazurka and Czardes and is set to there is not much hope for you in The really good thing about this the many familiar and melodious this ever-changing world!), but it is This week features Lauris Ed­ movie is that it never takes itself compositions of Leo Delibes which also very rewarding - because it is mond, winner of the 1985 Com­ too seriously. It makes clever com ­ are a large part of Coppelia's not based primarily on criticism, monwealth Poetry prize. She will ments on society, but doesn't wrap attraction. but on positive examples of positive talk about her life as a writer, il­ itself up in statement. It's a fun ch a n ge . lustrating her experiences with movie, fast-paced, with good THEATRE The cast and directors (the Ass. selected poems. Born in Hawkes stunts and great pictures. Dir. is Anatoly Frusin) use personal Bay in 1924, she was educated at Sam (David Andrews), from the BRIGHTON BEACH skills and resources to their fullest Victoria University, and has spent big city, happily turns out to be gun- most of her life in country towns MEMOIRS in bringing an already terrific script handy, and the two proceed to to life in the most credible fashion. teaching English and French in shoot and demolish in a lively Mercury Theatre. The way the characters chat with secondary schools. Her first union. They constantly thwart and respond to each other - at the volume of poems, 'In Middle Air', Lester, the leader of the loonies, Mercury Theatre's production of restaurant, in the back yard, at the was published in 1975. She has (Tim Thomerson), who eggs on his Brighton Beach Memoirs takes us office, at the old home - will be written six further volumes, a novel troops to battle with cries like, directly into the homely but troubl­ recognised by us all. We will feel a and several plays. Currently living 'Remember, life is an adventure!' ed and threadbare world of the little embarrassed at times at hav­ in Wellington, she writes, tutors, The ending of course, is fairly Jerome family during the depres­ ing to sit through certain scenes does freelance editing and con­ predictable, but not too bad. Sam 's sion years of the 1930's. The and listen to certain things, ducts writers' courses and last request is rather poignant. And 'working class Jewish-American because we have been caught in w o rk sh o p s.

CRACCUM June 21 1988 ► 15 S80r i'£ M iroAiO as Understandably they are not im­ pressed and as McGoohan puts it in his Irish-German-American- Scottish-lndian accent 'I vill haff rrrrrevenge!!' The rest of the movie THEATRE WORKSHOP presents involves various ninja fights, speed­ boat chases, giant white balls chas­ squid ing people around, shootings, stab- bings etc. A real family movie for a ch a n ge . REVENGE OF THE This weird movie is scripted by RAISIN' (or so it is claimed) Andy Warhol's i o p e m u R18 hairdresser and I know for a fact it is directed by Steven Spielberg This is a recent release by Village under the assumed name of Ar­ Video and stars Patrick McGoohan chibald Schwartz. Note also cameo a play by CARYL CHURCHILL (in a role that both Donald appearances by Lisa Gibbons as a Pleasance and Klaus Kinski turned junkie, William S. Burroughs as a down). McGoohan plays Bear Froth policeman, Burt Ward as a the aging wrestler from Tucson, transvestite juggler (Jug Ears) and Arizona who stages a comeback to Peter Lupus (Willy of Mission Im­ raise money for his son's kidney possible) as a kind hearted poet operation. He must fight 6 evil (robes, robes fine robes for sale). wrestlers to find out who is Music is by Suicidal Tendencies, Number One. Unfortunately his Krokus, Hank Williams and two cat­ past catches up with him and the chy titles by a specially reformed Mafia install booby trapped kidneys Stooges - one in Dutch ('Met I wan­ into his son Enriko (played convin­ na be your dog net 70') and the cingly by Ron Ashton). In the mid­ other a Syd Barrett cover ('Beating dle of a celebration dinner on my door with a mallet baby'). McGoohan and his wife Sabrina It's a great movie, very wat- (played by Peggy Lipton of Mod chable so I assume Spielberg was Squad fame - who also sings the ti­ on LSD at the time. Or maybe they tle track 'Wear your love like Hell') filmed only when he wasn't are horrified to see their son ex­ around. I hate the dick. plode right in the middle of his classical guitar solo. Stiven E. Sinkov © 1988

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16 ◄ CRACCUM June 21 1988 DATA GENERAL (WGTN) Careers Update hands on use of this system on a day to law.There is also scope for ad­ day basis after a short period of training. visory and opinion work. The work TUES 26 JULY The following companies have Our client Base... Includes NZ's largest requires an interest in reshaping the financial institution, lawyers, property law to meet society's needs and visits upcoming that are not Require graduates with Business Ad­ companies, hotels, corner dairies, min experience, ie: Accountancy objectives, an open-minded ap­ yet booked out. manufacturers, farmers, musicians, non­ proach to legal problems, and the Economics, Management Studies etc. profit organisations, private companies legal ability necessary for the task. Sales Trainee Positions - One year and public companies. We expect our training. staff to ... Provide a personal service to It offers a role in policy formulation, ADVANCED MANAGEMENT clients and use their tertiary qualifica­ and the chance to gain first-hand SYSTEMS Mon 18 July MINISTRY OF DEFENCE tions and training to improve this ser­ knowledge of the governmental vice. In return we will... Offer a top Advanced Management Systems and parliamentary law-making pro­ THURSDAY 4 AUGUST remuneration package and provide an cess, in particular, through Ltd is a software house specialis­ environment where the partners will ing In insurance and other financial take an interest in your development assistance with the passage of applications and is the developer of LUNCHTIME PRESENTATION: bills. WEDNESDAY 3 AUGUST 1.00PM AMPS - a complete 4GL and ULT. operating system. We are looking DEPT OF JUSTICE (PROB for inquisitive and innovative The ministry aims to uphold the na­ ATION SERVICE) Wed 20 July analysts with a positive business tional interests and security of New attitude and programmers capable Zealand. It provides the framework for METEOROLOGICAL SERVICE It is desirable that applicants have of providing interactive solutions in the operations of the three armed ser­ Wednesday 10 Aug a tertiary qualifications in social a challenging 4GL environment. vices - the Royal New Zealand Navy, Meteorologists fulfill a wide range sciences, social work, teaching, criminology or law. It is preferred REQUIRE: Computer Science, Data the New Zealand Army and the Royal of activities in New Zealand. There New Zealand Air Force. Defence Head­ that applicants have relevant work Processing. is research being done in quarters is in Wellington, with the experiences in social work, AUCKLAND COLLEGE OF climatology, atmospheric various bases and camps of the armed teaching, social services and some EDUCATION dynamics and physics, air pollution services scattered throughout the knowledge and understanding of Mon 27, Tues 28, Wed 29 country. It is in these locations that the and air/sea boundary interactions Maori and Polynesian languages majority of the staff work together with etc. The Service provides weather Thurs 30 June, Fri 1 July and cultures. It is also desirable that the personnel of the armed services. A forecasts and climate advice to in­ Secondary teaching is a challeng­ applicants have the ability to work ing and satisfying career for those small number of civilians provide sup­ dustry. These activities are being port to the New Zealand Services in with community groups; have good who enjoy being involved with increasingly supported by Singapore. work organisational skills; ability to young people in activities which sophisticated technical and com­ puter resources. collate analyse and present extend to those young people's GILLIAN INGLIS COMMERCIAL information. abilities and talents, COLLEGE REQUIRE: Anthropology, Educa­ secondary school is a diverse com­ Tues 21 June tion, Law, Management Studies, munity which reflects the changing I WAS A Gl GIRL Philosophy, Political Studies, nature of New Zealand society. A INLAND REVENUE DEPARTMENT NAME: Monique (WGTN) Psychology, Sociology. secondary teacher's role is wide AGE: 26 Years and varied and includes: QUALIFICATIONS: BA major in Thur 21, Fri 22 July LUNCHTIME PRESENTATION: THUR - Teaching his or her specialist sub­ English 21 JULY 1.00pm ULT KRTA LIMITED jects) or a range of subjects COURSE; 6 mths Executive Diploma LUNCHTIME PRESENTATION: EMPLOYMENT: PA to Managing The Inland Revenue is seeking legal and - Involvement in the care and Director accounting graduates to work in our WEDNESDAY 13 JULY 1.00pm guidance of pupils SALARY: $29,000.00 regional offices, mainly in Auckland and ULT - Involvement in the social, cultural Wellington. Our Wellington Head Office NO INTERVIEWS TO BE and sporting aspects of school GOODMAN FIELDER WATTIE NZ offers positions suitable for graduates in ARRANGED life a wide variety of disciplines including LTD Economics, Accounting, Law, Manage­ KRTA Ltd is a NZ owned - Professional development in such Mon 25, Tues 26 July ment Studies, and Arts (particularly for multidisciplinary consultancy with areas as the curriculum and Goodman Fielder Wattie is the Group general positions). offices in Auckland, Wellington and school organisation and which has resulted from the merger of Manila (Philippines). We employ administration major food and cereal manufacturing in­ professional and technical staff in terests in New Zealand and Australia. INLAND REVENUE (AUCK) The personal qualities required of architecture, planning, electrical, The NZ structure is this country's third Fri 22 July a secondary teacher include self- mechanical, chemical, civil and largest company, and is identified with Investigating accountant with In­ confidence and initiative, adap­ structural engineering and the many long established brand names. In­ land Revenue. Applicants m ust^e tability, resilience and a sense of itiatives to expand in the Asia/Pacific geotechnical and environmental completing a degree majoring in responsibility. Sound health, and region, and in Europe, mean that inter­ sciences. Work is largely office Accountancy which fulfills the re­ subject qualifications to the re­ nationally Goodman Fielder Wattie will based with some site work. It in­ quirements of the Accountant's quired level are also needed. consolidate in its role as a leader in value- cludes the investigation, design added commodities based upon our Society. Good written and verbal TO THE FORECASTED NEEDS and reporting of the widest possi­ highly competitive food products. A Cor­ communication skills are also re­ OF THE SERVICE FOR ble variety of medium and major porate Culture which values autonomy, quired. The job involves visiting TEACHERS OF PARTICULAR innovation and achievement means that projects, particularly those using businesses and verifying that tax SUBJECTS. IT MAY NOT BE personal excellence is rewarded. Ex­ our multidisciplinary expertise. We legislation has been compiled with. POSSIBLE TO DETERMINE cellence stems from team effort, and regularly employ graduates in all of WHETHER THERE WILL BE AN GFW emphasises the importance of the above disciplines and look for sound team management and motiva-' INTAKE IN A SPECIFIC SUBJECT those with high academic merit, tion practices. An integral part of that is IVON WATKINS-DOW LTD. IN A PARTICULAR COURSE OF the company's pro active Management good communication, wide in­ TRAINING UNTIL AFTER AP­ Development Programme which ensures Wed 13, Thur 14 July terests, and the desire to broaden PLICATIONS HAVE CLOSED ON that executives receive appropriate op­ EVENING PRESENTATION: TUES and deepen their expertise. 2 0 A U G U S T . portunities for professional and personal 12 JULY 6.30pm ULT ADMISSION TO ALL COURSES growth throughout their careers. Chemical Engineer required. OF TRAINING EACH YEAR IS NB: There is a strong possibility we SUBJECT TO QUOTAS RELATED HOGG YOUNG CATHIE/BDO will again be wanting to recruit MCKECHNIE BROS LTD Wed 22, Fri 24 June BECA CARTER HOLLINGS & Asian students in Mechanical, Mon 11, Tues 12 July SIX POINTS TO HELP YOU DECIDE Chemical & Electrical Engineering YOUR ACCOUNTANCY CAREER PATH Mckechnie Brothers (NZ) Ltd, New FERNER disciplines, on behalf of Dow 1 LUNCHTIME PRESENTATION: Our Motto... We're big enough to do the Zealand's leading producer of non- job but small enough to care. Our Chemical Pacific. THURSDAY 28 JULY 1.00PM ferrous metal products with annual development policy... To develop and NB: COMPANY PRESENTATION A turnover $90m approx, seek ULT. INTERVIEWS TO BE HELD train staff on a personalised one to one PRE-REQUISITE TO AN graduates with academic achieve­ IN THEIR OFFICES. basis enabling them to choose their own INTERVIEW. ment together with initiative and Seeking Civil (including structural career path in either business services, drive to accept positions of and soils) mechanical and electrical taxation or audit. challenge and responsibility in pro­ engineering graduates and Our Facilities... A superb network of IBM Engineering Science graduates to DEPT OF JUSTICE (LAW gressive capital intensive industry. PC AT's linked to an IBM System 36 Career prospects in accounting carry out engineering investigation, Computer. Our programmes include REFORM DIV.) marketing computer information design and construction supervi­ lotus 1-2-3, Charter series and Interac­ Fri 24 June services, industrial engineering, sion of a wide range of engineering tive Ledger system. We believe this The Law Reform Division of the system to be one of the most advanced mechanical and electrical projects within a large Department of Justice is engaged Chartered Accounting packages multidisciplinary consultancy engineering. available and staff are expected to have in law reform over a wide area of engineering practice. CRACCUM June 21 1988 ► 17 MAFTECH NZ STEEL LTD RESERVE BANK OF NZ Tues 19, Wed 20, (WGTN) MONDAY 18 JULY Thur 21, Fri 22 July Thur 28, Fri 29 July - Only Masters in Economics or Ac­ LUNCHTIME PRESENTATION: We are interested in recruiting counting will be considered for the re­ LUNCHTIME PRESENTATION: MON­ TUES 19 JULY 1.00pm ULT economics and/or accountancy maining interviews. DAY 18 JULY 1.00PM CB15 For people with an eye to the future students at a bachelors or honours we're a company that has a real level in their final year or third year. 1. Scientists - Position at the main part to play in this country's future. Students who wish to continue research centres, Ruakura, Batcheler We've just built one of the most (Palmerston North), Levin, Lincoln their studies next year with finan­ UNISYS (near Christchurch) and Invermay (near modern steel mills in the world pro­ cial assistance, and second year Dunedin). Top honours degree (1st ducing high quality steel products students who are completing their Contact C.A.S. about interviews class) is essential. Opportunities for such as 'Coloursteel' from the raw degree next year and would be in­ Presentation: ULT 29th June, 1pm those who have completed PhD. materials available domestically. terested in obtaining a scholarship Unisys, a $9 billion company and world 2. Science Technician - Bachelors This mill could well play a major role to assist them. leader in design, manufacturer and degree at same locations as for in influencing this country's future marketing of computer based informa­ Scientists. and yours. It's a future we're very tion systems and related products and 3. Computer Programmers/Analysts excited about and one you can't af­ services. working with major systems and ford to ignore. If your qualifications databases at Ruakura, Wellington or W e are looking for the right people to include any of the following we Inverm ay. SHARA COMPUTER help us grow. 'In our industry there is would like to talk to you: SERVICES no safety in standing still'. W e honour - Commercial/Management Studies Fri 1 July those who break new ground, assume MOORE BUSINESS FORMS - Engineering (Chem, Elec, Mech) LUNCHTIME PRESENTATION: responsibility and give an extra AND SYSTEMS - P h y sica l S c ie n c e s THURSDAY 30 JUNE 1.00pm measure of effort. Our future rests with the committed individual. Mon 13 June - C o m p u tin g ULT LUNCHTIME PRESENTATION: PETRALGAS CHEMICALS NZ Jobs will be as a self employed well TUES 14 JUNE & TUES 12 JULY LTD remunerated contract computer 1.00pm ULT programmer analyst working on WORLEY CONSULTANTS EVENING PRESENTATION: Moore Business Forms & Systems major UK/EUROPE programming WEDNESDAY 20 JULY 6.30pm LUNCHTIME PRESENTATION: Ltd is part of the worlds largest, projects. A diverse range of pro­ THURSDAY 14 JULY 1.00pm ULT* jects are availabale from commer­ most innovative Business Form * NB: INFORMATION SESSION ULT (Specifically for Mechanical printing company. We are offering cial programming to COBOL to 'C' and Electrical Engineering) ONLY - NOT INTERVIEWING Development Databases and 4GL. outstanding careers opportunities STUDENTS. NO INTERVIEWS TO BE HELD for graduates in the following Contracts allow flexibility for Petralgas Chemicals provides an On Campus disciplines: travelling and leisure work in a top excellent opportunity for new Accounting, Marketing, class development environment engineering graduates to gain first Mechanical Engineering. and earn substantial remuneration class training in petrochemical Applicants will be challenged with in your own business. engineering. Experience is gained in a stimulating work environment all areas of the plant, the opportuni­ and having the opportunity of ty exists to closely interact with PEOPLE WANTED reward for effort. other engineering disciplines and NZ ARMY the initial training programme in­ to take Mon 25, Tues 26, Wed 27, cludes a period working alongside SHELL BP TODD FREE PER­ Thur 28, Fri 29 July plant operators. LUNCHTIME PRESENTATION: MON 1, TUES 2 AUGUST SONALITY & IQ MON 25 JULY 1.00pm ULT A career in management, with PHILIPS NZ LTD (AUCK & TESTS responsibility for practical project NAE NAE) Further information to follow. results, as well as personal, human Tues 12, Wed 13 July resource administration. -Intellec­ EVENING PRESENTATION: MON TASMAN PULP & PAPER at the tual and physically demanding 11 JULY 6.30pm ULT work environment with wide Philips NZ Ltd covers the wide WED 10, THUR 11 AUGUST potential for variety. Good promo­ spectrum of consumer electronics, tion prospects. lighting, electronic components We seek a Chemical and a Mechanical and professional systems (data Engineer for our graduate work ex­ HUBBARD NZ POST LIMITED systems, medical equipment, perience programme where graduates Friday 22 July scientific and industrial systems are given meaningful work and projects DIANETICS® NZ Post Limited was established as and telecommunications) and as in design, project production technical a limited liability company on 1 such offers career opportunities in and process environments to enable FOUNDATION them to expand their knowledge and April 1987 as a result of the the technical, sales and marketing fields, within these areas. There is abilities before going into a permanent restructuring of the New Zealand position. Post Office. Our key goal is to pro­ the opportunity for people who vide a superior postal service that start their careers ont he technical will be recognised, as such, within side to move into sales engineering, New Zealand and internationally. commercial or marketing positions 2nd floor Imperial Arcade We provide ancillary contract and in the future. 44 Queen St other services on behalf of the NB: COMPANY PRESENTATION A (open days, evenings and government and the private sector PRE-REQUISITE TO AN THE TREASURY weekends) to meet business and social re­ INTERVIEW Tues 28, Wed 29 June quirements. We are the only EVENING PRESENTATION: MON­ organisation authorised to produce DAY 27 JUNE 6.30pm OLD postage stamps. We therefore CHORAL HALL 2 operate the philatelic business. PROFESSIONAL CAREERS THE TREASURY - HONOURS OR Your personality and We are keen to interview graduates AUCK LTD MASTERS GRADUATES IQ determine Your with degrees in Marketing, Accoun­ Wed 22, Thur 23 June The Treasury is the Government's Future - KNOW ting and other finance areas, Graduates interested in Chartered principle economic and financial THEM. Economics and Business Studies. Accounting and seeking career ad­ advisor. To join the Treasury you will New Zealand Post Limited needs vice should see us. Professional need: graduates who are enthusiastic, Careers is an independent Con­ keen to succeed and feel that they sultancy recognised as 'Con­ have a positive contribution to sultants' to the Accounting Profes­ - An interest in the investigation make to the organisation. Positions sion'. We will discuss particular and analysis of economic and may be offered in New Zealand client employment opportunities at financial proposals involving the Copyright 1988 Hubbard Dianetics Post Headquarters (Wellington) the time of interview. We support central Government and, at times, Foundation rights reserved. Dianetic^Reg Name. and/or in our four Regional offices the recruitment efforts of Chartered local government and the private - Auckland, Hamilton, Wellington p ra ctice s. se cto r. and Christchurch. 18 ◄ CRACCUM June 21 1988 The 'Before your The 'During your Lecture starts' boring lecture' Crossword. Crossword. W CROSS R D S

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Laboratory Block Monday, 27 June 6.30 pm Old Choral Hall 2 "* A- ... W'i». You are invited to attend a The Treasury has a career for you, The Treasury is the Government’s Venue: Date: Time: high level; employment opportunity. on merit; your intellectual capabilities and powers of logical debate; THE TREASURY • An employer who has a policy of equal • Challenges which continually develop • The opportunity to contribute at a • A largely non-hierarchial environment; • Responsibility and recognition based presentation on the career opportunities that the Treasury has to offer. of policies and proposals. if if you are seeking: economic and financial advisor. In order the economic and financial benefits/costs to thisfulfill role, the Treasury employs analysts who are responsible for assessing A CHALLENGING CAREER ACHALLENGING \ Bye Gina Study hard. incl GST j Most importantly the competi­ As far as these events are con­ 8th July so anyone who intends to play either of these sports needs to inclusive. Hopefullybetter we'llresults ourbe able to great but Easter either fun again. way Tournament it will be contact me a.s.a.p. participation and enjoyment. The deadline for team entries is Friday cerned social they with will the emphasis be consideredbeing on tion runs from August 21st - 26th

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iniiiiiiiiiiiiiMiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiMiiiiimiiiiimiiiiiMiiMiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiMiiiiiiiiiiiiiMiiiiiE 20 ◄ CRACCUM June 21 1988- STUFF' STUFF If you guys want your notices and other stuff to go in for the following week you MUST get it into Craccum by Wednesday afternoon at the latest. Any later than that and we cannot guarantee that it will go in. We have deadlines to meet too, OK? PHOTOS If you want a copy of any of the colour photos that have appeared in Craccum this PSYCHOTRONIC MOVIE CLUB CHRISTIAN WOMEN'S GROUP EMINENT HISTORIAN LECTUR­ year, come up to our office (top floor PRESENTS There will be a meeting this Tuesday in Rm ING IN AUCKLAND Studass Building) and see Gort. They're $1 This time for sure (we have nailed, chained 204 at 1pm. All women welcome. each and usually available within a few days, and glued down the large TV and surround­ Professor Edward Thompson, the eminent if I'm not too busy. ed it with flesh eating lemons), from 1969, British historian and campaigner for nuclear the ultimate in space sleaze adventure: ENVIRONMENTAL ACTION disarmament, will deliver the Sir Douglas BARBARELLA GROUP Robb Lectures at the University of Auckland FREE STUFF featuring Jane Fonda as 'The Queen of the Greenpeace speaker Ttm Gentle will present in September. These notices are free. If it is, or might be, Universe'. This Thursday 23rd June 6.30pm a slide-show and talk on 'The fate of the Entitled 'Customs of the common people', of interest to students then there is no in University Hall (Princes St level of Old Arts Earth'. This will be held on THURSDAY 23rd the four lectures will cover popular culture, charge. This is not a Classified Ad's service building). Free to club members and $2 for JUNE, at 1pm. Room to be announced - look usages and customs in England in the eigh­ (but we do occasionally put in For Sale's by normal people. Other interesting things will for details on posters in the Quad or on teenth and nineteenth centuries. students only). be shown. This weeks quote 'I saw a pizza noticeboards. All Welcome! Individual topics and dates are: once'. * Custom as law and as practice - 13 NZUSA LOGO COMPETITION NEW ZEALAND MEDIA PEACE September E.U. * Rights in common land - 15 September At NZUSA's May Council recently, it was AWARDS 1988 * The sale of wives - 20 September decided to conduct a competition to obtain * Tuesday 21st - Maori Spirituality and Closing date for nominations - 15th August * 'Rough music' and its rituals - 22 a suitable logo design for the organisation. Culture with Truby Mahaere. Functions room 1988. Entry forms and information brochure September Entries are now open for the competition. 1-2pm. available from P.O. Box 4110, Auckland. FOR FURTHER INFORMATION AND COM ­ Entries need not be in the form of finished * Prayer meetings - Monday to Friday in Rm Phone: 73 2 -3 7 9 . MENT, PLEASE CONTACT PROFESSOR artwork but must be in the form of a black 144 8.25 - 9am. All welcome. RUSSELL STONE, DEPARTMENT OF and white block (not sketch) draft. A cover­ GYMNASTIC CLUB HISTORY, PHONE 737-999 EXT 7366. ing letter should be enclosed explaining the MISSING MUG design, if necessary. You do not need to be muscle bound, ultra- For the salope who mistook for their own a fit or a contortionist to be involved in this Entrants should bear in mind that NZUSA coffee mug with the immortal words 'Im­ EGYPTOLOGICAL SOCIETY exciting sport. All you need is some energy, is an organisation whose membership is the beciles of America' emblazoned upon it, it CHANGE OF EVENTS enjoy having fun and to be at the Recrea­ seven university and Lincoln College student is surely pining for its habitual abode in the tion Centre Tuesdays 6-8pm, Thursdays associations. As the national voice on 7th floor Romance Languages common educational and welfare issues for all univer­ 6-8pm. Join now in time for the Beginners Friday 24 June room. This is what happens when com­ Course starting after mid-term break. Board Games Evening. Classics Depart­ sity students, NZUSA represents a merce and pol. studs 'students' are allow­ ment Tearoom, 7pm. widespread community and designs should UNIVERSITY FILM SOCIETY ed into the arts block. Wednesday 29 June be sensitive to its diverse make-up. Wednesdays at 6.30pm in B15. Le votre avec mepris. President's (1,p,h) talk on Mummification The author of the successful design This week: 'Baby, It's You' (U.S., 1983. Dir: (how to do it). CB115, 1pm. selected by the Federation Executive will John Sayles). DRINKING GAMES CHALLENGE EGSOC MEMBERSHIP STILL AVAILABLE AT receive a $ 2 0 0 prize. Entries close at 5pm, Next week: 'Yellow Earth' (China, 1984. Dir: Anyone out there interested in challenging ALL THE ABOVE EVENTS ! Friday 19 August. The Federation Executive's Chen Kaige). New members welcome. some Waikato-like people for drinking games decision shall be final and no cor­ on Friday July 15, see Miriam at Craccum RAW DEAL respondence shall be entered into. for details. All entries should be addressed to: PHOTOSOC From an early age, we have the concepts pummelled into our heads of a Police Force The Logo Competition * ADVANCED BLACK & WHITE that is fair and helpful and always law- NZUSA PRINTING ANIMAL RIGHTS abiding; of lawyers who only want what's P.O. Box 10-191 Saturday 25th June 2.30pm, Top Common The Terrace Any med. students who are concerned best for us and are willing to fight for it; and Room. Only $2.00. Bring some negatives WELLINGTON about the animal experiments which are part of Judges (previously known by an alias, and photographic paper (we will probably of their course, please contact Nicky Ph: 'Magistrate') who are unbiased, up-with-the- only have time for demonstrations). 866-994 (after 7pm). play and informed. Of course, what we have * EXTRA SPECIAL CLUBNIGHTM is in fact something totally different. TIDDLYWINKS AND Wednesday 29th June. Now you have an opportunity to talk about KNUCKLEBONES NIGHTSHOOT your experiences. In the as-yet-unidentifiable Meet on Mondays, 7pm, Lower Common Meet at the PhotoSoc Noticeboard at future I shall be publishing a book, a com­ Room. Anyone welcome. Wide range of 6.30pm. We will then decide where to go PENPAL pilation of the wrongful arrests, the intimida­ games available or BYO to play. (probably Queen St and Railway Station). tions, the physical abuse and so often the Bring yourself, camera, fast film (400ASA English Department, blatant deceptions of these parties. or 1000 ASA if you really like grainy effect) Guizhou University, If you have a story to tell, let me know - and if possible - tripod, light meter, cable China. anything from being arrested for pissing off LEGAL REFERRAL SERVICE release, touch - NO FLASHES. March 15th, 1988 a wharf in total darkness, in the middle of Available to all students. Mon, Tues, Thurs, My dear friend, the night to having six guns pointed at your 12-2pm. Rm D, 4th floor. Law School. 1988 WINTER LECTURE SERIES I'm glad to communicate with you. My name head for daring to drive a Mini painted a is Yan Juan. I'm girl. I was born in 1967. I'm Series Title: NEW ZEALANDS ENVIRON­ similar shade to a crim's car some ten an advanced student. Before I came to kilometers away. MENT: SCIENTIFIC PERSPECTIVES. Guizhou University, I studied in Teacher's A/Prof. Roy Geddes, Dean of Don't let them get away with it. CLUBS FOR AFFILIATION , Series Chair: College of Tong Ren for two years. Science, University of Auckland. Send your items to Aidan Howard, cl- Stu­ A.U. Photographic Society Tong Ren is also my home town. It's a Venue: Maidment Theatre, Wednesday, dent Association, Private Bag, Auckland, or Friends of the Philippines beautiful mountain city with green wooded 1-2pm. Box 1468, C.P.O., Auckland, or drop it in to Amnesty International mountains and limpid rivers. There are many the Students' Association Reception. Put Navigators (have been affiliated but not June 22nd: Auckland and the Politics of En­ scenic spots around it. Every year these your name and contact address/phone down on the minutes). vironment. Speaker: prof. John Morton, charming spots attract many travellers to number on it so that I can go over the inci­ Medical Students Zoology Dept., University of Auckland. visit there. dent and work out finer details and whether June 29th: Earthquake and Volcanic Hazard Now, I'm studying in Grand Third. As my nom-de-plumes are necessary. Dave Assessment in the Auckland Region. English bases are not very good. I'm doing Make this worthwhile - see if we can get SOC. REP. Speaker: Dr John Cassidy, Geology Dept., my best to improve them. I hope we can help something done. University of Auckland. each other. LESBIAN AND GAY STUDIES CYCLING See you later! DESIGN A FLAG CONTEST GROUP People interested in going to Universiade or Your new friend, Due to overwhelming interest, deadiine ex­ Meeting Thurs 23rd June, rm 202, 1-2pm, Winter Tourney phone Craig 60 7 -4 4 7 . Yan Juan tended to 1pm, Friday, 1st July. to discuss journal contributions.

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22 -4 CRACCUM June 21 1988 ECOLOGY DRACONIAN Dear Craccum, Dear Students, the demand for frivolous articles thus On the afternoon of 10/6/88 I was listen­ Regardless of whether life is meaningful of discouraging their production. The truth is ing to the Malaysian activist called in to merely anal, I trust you all agree with me in that if we continue in our recklessly ex­ speak about the political detentions going that trees are both aesthetically pleasing and travagant ways N.Z. will also become part on in his country. I found him to be a very ecologically essential organisms. If you of that Universal Muckheap. Furthermore I persuasive speaker and wholeheartedly ap­ don't, then I have no hope for you. However, think that the Land Rights issue is quite ir­ plauded his desire for freedom, justice and like most governments, the present one relevant if I may be so naive. Since we have equality in Malaysia. seems to be either deliberately or unwittingly a comparatively good understanding of each DEAR JON, NOW I HAVE TO Bur unfortunately, my enthusiasm for him overlooking the clearly unnecessary other in this country (I think) our prime aim WRITE was quashed by his comments about the demands for tree-products. Paper is the most should be to conserve ardently what we Dear Jon, Draconian anti-drug laws. This man actual­ obvious. have left in terms of native flora and fauna. Thank you for acknowledging that the ly approves of the death penalty for drug Glossy magazines for frivolous fops and Besides who was here first? Surely there trafficking! Hardly an admirable sentiment females alike who are constantly at a loss were ferns and frogs here before any of us bailiff's can call. Set a good trend Jon and ten tickets later, one of your faithful REBELS from one who professes to be a just man. as to what to wear and how to live; gossip came. Am I right? I thought so. weeklies, 'bestsellers', teen magazines for will get a visit - that is, if they don't get SUM­ I am deeply saddened by his lack of humani­ ty, his support of the death penalty for ANY the barely literate - there is no need for these Tout a vous MONED first. Jon, your memory fails you - unenlightening products since T.V. and the Superman V April 12th: your first 'moan session', you crime, no matter how severe. movie industry now caters quite adequate­ talked about a $30 ticket. And Jon, you I would just like to address these, my opi­ ly for the ever-growing population of SAINT SAYS mass support one letter so far Miss Creegan nions on this matter, to him directly: Philistines. Greeting, thank-you, Sorry you says $40 - so how come you keep talking Mr Lee, your inhumanity shocks and died, etc, cards - their sentiments are Hello everyone. about $20 tickets. But that's O.K. exaggera­ upsets me intensely. The death penalty is ridiculously meaningless and exceedingly in­ It’s Saint O'Shea here (you know, one of the tion provokes response: my first letter pro­ no deterrent - all it has done is to push up ane. Needless to say, like those cursed two Exec members that are actually work­ ves that ! What gets on my wick is when drug prices and further the desperation of brochures issued by supermarkets, hardware ing - thanks Alan). But no I won't let my halo B * * * * * * * * S like you decide that because the addict population. It is the repressive stores, insurance co's etc, they are prompt­ slip. It's about time that some of you b* * * *y someone disagrees with you: its open government, laws etc. Malaysians are forc­ ly discarded. Furthermore, I can assure you apathetic students actually did something season,well a few points Jon: ed to live under, I would presume, that drive that the most unctuously expressed cards productive towards this Executive. Firstly, 1. You've done your homework but not young people who feel powerless under don't improve relationships. Lottery tickets, you don't even have the initiative to get rid enough otherwise you wouldn't call me such oppression to the use of 'dadah'. racing newspapers etc. are not only a waste of paid Exec members that don't do their job. 'fearful', 'intimidated' - a none REBEL: I DO Political reform and allowing the people to of paper but they also serve to promote a But that's OK, you can pay these guys. After PLAY M Y PART ! have more control over their own lives, more more mentally unhealthy society. Need I say all it's coming out of your fees. 2. Witty comment about the 'Deli Club' freedom and equality, would lessen the need more. Secondly, you let a group of Engineers season pass - but sorry - intelligence isn't for dadah greatly, and treatment methods In thjs, the Age of Vulgarity - from shop­ monopolise an SGM and take approx one of your many virtues. I'm not related to such as methadone maintenance, together ping malls to One-day Cricket - there seems $30000 out of the AUSA budget. I admit a a DELICATESSEN but a DALMATION (- no! with encouragement, support, love and a to be no end to our frivolity. Plastic in the certain amount of responsibility lies with Ex­ not the DOG BREED WISE ASS - it's a pro­ builidng-up of self-esteem would be of great form of souvenirs, ornaments, toys and ec, but we can only do so much. Remember vince in Yugoslavia). Let me tell you, some benefit to addicts. For in a'population that countless other manities, is an unjustifiable these are voluntary positions we hold. Stop of my friends were not impressed: I wouldn't values itself, self-destructive behaviour.will waste of energy and resources. Worse, their complaining about Exec and paying AUSA tell anyone your name when buying fish 'n' annihilate itself without any oppressive in­ manufacture is highly polluting. A repeat fees because we function on the basis of chips or wine (in Henderson) you BIGIT ! Let fluences from the state. episode of the 1973 energy crisis could be student control of student affairs, and if alone 'clubbing'my flatmate would rip your I profess myself to be a supporter of Lor­ environmentally beneficial int hat it would you're ineffective then so are we. head off, and she's an ex-model. raine and Aaron Cohen, the two New compel politicians to reconsider what the So watch your back, nobody looks at your Zealanders sentenced for drug trafficking essential needs for oil really are. May I also Gina front. and possession. These two need help and add that since the early '70's - when music Sports Officer 3. My father, another hardworking rehabilitation, not the brutal sentences dealt in general began its ungracious descent from Yugoslav, has little time for music. He out to them (Lorraine was sentenced to an art form to that form of cacophonous WARNING doesn't know who Barry Manilow is ? hang, Aaron was sentenced to life imprison­ drivel one is unfortunate enough to hear if Dear Craccum, Presley, and Rock-n-Roll sure, even a bit of ment and a brutal flogging). Particularly Reggae but, sorry Jon he nor I are CON­ within 50 metres of a blaring walkman - the I think students should be warned that the young Aaron, who was addicted to heroin NOISSEUR'S IN BAD TASTE MUSIC LIKE in his mother's womb and grew up in a popular music industry has mainly been a 'Free Personality and IQ Tests' offer on page YOU ! If the Bailiffs ever call on you - you destructive family environment, needs mer­ waste of time and resources. Today 'music' II of June 14 Craccum is actually an at­ can give them your updated ABBA C.D.'s cy and love. This boy has had very little love merely adds to the already high level of noise tempt by the Auckland branch of Scien­ and encouragement in his life, a victim of pollution. It's true. tology to lure the unsuspecting into what ($30 - $40 a popJMPORTS) (I've been do­ his mother's, and later his own, addiction So what's the cause for alarm? The ex­ can only be called a religion (Scientology is ing my homework too) one at a time you can crements of all this human productivity!?) not Science). pay fines until you're too old to drive, NO and of society's repressive attitude to drugs. PROBLEMS REBEL ! I wouldn't co-operate can be viewed not only at the local tip but Any student who has attended Dr B. Drugs in some form of another (look at the with you even if you promised to pay my prevalence of alcohol and tobacco in New strewn all over beaches, roadsides, parks, Kirkwood's lectures on the IQ Controversy fines. Think about it: more publicity, they'll Zealand, for example) are a part of every the main quad (yes, don't deny it) to name (Psychology 32.108) will discover upon ap­ work harder to catch us ! You'll reach your culture, and have been since the dawn of a few. In short, litter is as ubiquitious as acne proaching the so-called 'Hubbard Dianetics limit: or be summoned sooner ! time. Trying to eradicate them is impossi­ or god or Nothingness. One doesn't have to Foundation' that their tests are highly ble, death penalty or no death penalty. I take a paper in Environmental Studies to fallacious and should not be treated with any realise this. The other undesirable conse­ degree of seriousness. The Scientologists Yours sincerely, would suggest preaching moderation rather A. Vodanovich quence is that our vital natural resources are claim to change your personality for the bet­ than enforcing abstinence, or better yet, A PROUD DALLY concentrating on political reform so that the dwindling rapidly. It takes no less than 17 ter, reaping vast amounts of money off you P.S. that's the correct spelling. problem will diminish with time as the fully grown trees to make one measly tonne in the process. Whether they actually do population accepts the freer atmosphere of paper. A reduction in trees results in a cor­ change you positively is denied by you hope to bring about. responding reduction in atmospheric ox­ psychologists. If deciding to take these free ATTENTION ANGUS OGILVIE Mr Lee, I applaud your aspirations for ygen. Eventually a situation would arise tests, students should do so with an Dear Angus, where all moments of ecstasy, from hearty awareness of how an IQ test should be I wasn't fortunate enough to be at the 1st freedom for your people, but I deplore your laughing to passionate kissing, would be structured and that it is part of an elaborate June S.R.C. where you spoke against the approval of the death penalty and the way young Aaron Cohen is being treated - this potentially fatal. I'm not exaggerating. Other sales technique. If you are a psychology stu­ affiliation of the Debating Society. Ap­ young man, like so many of his kind, who major contributors to this problem are dent with a knowledge of IQ tests and parently the grounds you presented were needs help, understanding and love. If you relentless urban sprawl and the trend suchlike, I invite you to go and see for that Deb-Soc don't actually win anything, continue your present attitude I cannot sup­ towards private car ownership. More cars yourself what is going on at 44 Queen St. and therefore, why affiliate losers. If I had port your approach to the cause. It is peo­ means more carparks, more roads, less plant I've been there myself. been present at that meeting I would have cover and less breathing space. And of pointed out to you that among our many vic­ ple like Karpal Singh, the Cohens' lawyer course, more unavoidable POLLUTION!! And Regards, tories the University Debating Society has: and one of the political detainees, that 1 ad­ mire. His desire for a free Malaysia and everytime you see or hear about an oil- P.Scoones For at least the past three years won the disapproval of the death penalty are the spillage at sea think how much irrepairable (my real name!) Auckland Second Grade Championships. qualities of a humane Malaysian leader. environmental damage is caused just for the Last year won the Premier Grade and sake, perhaps, of manufacturing an imbecilic NO PROBLEM represented Auckland province at the 'Transformer' of the 'more than meets the - Sue Tregurtha Which optometry clinic/optometrist are you Nationals. eye' variety. going to? Obviously not my one at the var­ Won Easter Tournament for the past five By now I must have made it glaringly ob­ sity clinic. years. r - vious that the most widespread disease af­ Not only am I totally satisfied/fulfilled with Been runner-up at Winter Tournament for flicting this society is, not the common cold, their/his service there seems to be enough the past two years. but decadence. Needless to say, this disease down there for everyone to have one. (Yes Won the World Universities Debating goes hand in hand with environmental CHAPLAINS - there are girl optometrists too). Championships in 1982 and performed with negligence. It prevails in our frighteningly Anyway pop in some time, explain your distinction at Worlds 1986, 1987, 1988. uniform suburbs, our cruddy cities, chur­ engineering problem (problem with Won four Auckland Sporting Blues over CHAT ches, sports clubs, educational institutions. engineers) and I'm sure they'll have a the past tw o years. It afflicts the very young as well. An infant workable solution. - If all this isn't winning, could you please who has developed a built-in clock telling her HEAD INJURED! Hope this helped. tell me what is - I'd be interested to know! when to wake up and switch on the telly at Why is it that you singled out Deb-Soc for^ Last week I put myself out of circulation the correct screening time of 'The Muppet for a while with a minor car accident; head Satisfied attention? Maybe it's because we were the Show' has, in my opinion, lost her moral into windscreen, that sort of thing. A good P.S. If you still can't get lucky I can give you only Auckland sport to win their event at virginity. Fortunately, though, this can be deal of my time resting up was wasted, go­ you a name or six to get you started (assum­ Easter and one of the only tw o Auckland recovered. Of course it's not the kid's fault. ing over the accident in my mind. Each time ing you're not the problem?) teams to earn any points at Winter last year. Rather, her guardian's who are pressured Do you realise Mr Ogilvie that had the I'd go through it, I'd vary the details, imagin­ from outside by that rather abstract term students at the June 1st S.R.C. been as ing more and more grisly variations on the 'society', are at fault. Still on the topic of this stupid as you seem to be, Auckland Univer­ theme. Eventually I would gross myself out disease, there is currently on sale a weekly INTIMATE KNOWLEDGE sities only consistantly brilliant sports club and try to think of something else. called 'Nose to Nose' or something. I mean could have been dis-affiliated. Are you an The experience will be familiar to anyone how unimaginative can you get! What's this agent for Otago or something? Before you trying to write essays or preparing for exams. world coming to? Dear Satisfied, try something like this again, maybe you Instead of settling down to work, you It is obvious that we not only prefer mass- After illegally perusing your letter I would like should actually collect information - it would waste time thinking about all the books and produced items but we also think that way to see you prove your claim. You obviously do wonders for your credibility. articles you didn't read and are not going to too. Gift shops thrive on this way of think­ have an intimate knowledge of the Op­ have time to read. Such time as you can ing as do large department stores, ls it ab­ tometry Department. Jackie White spare for assignments goes down the gurgler solutely necessary to purchase a card and It is rather amazing that you caught the President - Auckland University Debating as you think of all the work you'd be doing gift for an intimate, which he/she already slur on the optomotrists seeing that it was Society if you had more time. End result: paralysis. has, just for the sake of making sure you're right at the end of the letter casting asper­ (Alternately, you go to the pub and paralysis not forgotten? I'm sure your father won't sions on Engineers. You obviously closely comes after that.) disown you if you don't buy him a birthday read the CRACCUM (good boy). REPLIES All of which is great practice for life in a present. Unless, of course, he's King Lear. Besides, I had heard that Optometry Engineer: See new policy. violent, 'free-market', nuclear world. Keep This is not an exercise in parsimony, but in students were like Medical students, they S. Moore: I told you, * * * * w it , that I thinking about how hard it is to do sensible conservation. work hard and play hard, are you really sure wouldn't print any more of your * * * *. Check everything and you will never do anything! So what can you do to alleviate this that you are satisfied. out the new policy! If you're the sort of mug who gets paraletic serious situation? You can write a letter to Anyway if you think you can change my Richard Court, David Simms, Phone Box Ad­ every time you're faced with an impossible the P.M. and get a reassuring little reply from mind about Optometry students (Engineers dict: Enough! Insufficient space to print all task, those who have a stake in keeping the the Assoc. Min. for the Env. thanking you on are a lost cause) you are welcome to try. your correspondence, so none of it goes in. world in the mess it's in will love you for it! behalf of the P.M. for keeping him inform­ Anonymous, Whitaker's, etc: 'Handmaiden ed. 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