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The information in the log comes from the ISU and City We will be closed for of Ames police departments’ records. Ames, ISU Police All those accused of violating the law are innocent until Police Blotter: Departments proven guilty in a court of law. May 17 Lincoln Way #1, was arrested probation violation. (reported at Memorial Day and charged with second degree 2:15 p.m.). Malachi Woods, 21, of Story City, theft, parole violation and third Jeremiah Kimbrough, 18, 1211 was arrested for probation viola- degree burglary. (reported at tion. (reported at 8:34 a.m). Lincoln Way, was arrested and May 30 5:30 p.m.). charged with second degree Vehicles driven by Robert Allen Matthew Laube, 27, of burglary and third degree theft. and Carole Begg were involved Ellsworth, was arrested and (reported at 5:30 p.m.). in a property damage collision at charged with domestic abuse Xing Zhang, 19, of 209 South Mortensen Parkway and Welch (serious). (reported at 6:51 p.m.). If you would like to advertise in Road. (reported at 9:30 a.m.). Oak Avenue #108, was arrested Kollin Moore, 24, of 211 Campus and charged with driving under the Iowa State Daily on: A Buchannan Hall room sprin- Avenue, was arrested and suspension on Morrill Road and kler head was activated, result- charged with public intoxication Osborn Drive. (reported at 6:18 ing in water-related damage. at Friley Hall.(reported at 10:51 p.m.). Tuesday, May 31 (reported at 3:02 p.m.). p.m.). May 20 A student at the 3800 block of Michael Parks, 41, 726 Carroll the deadline is Nathan Hughes Tripp Street reported receiving a Avenue #1, was arrested and , 23, of 303 Today, Tuesday May 24 suspicious telephone call from charged with conspiracy to Colorado Circle, was ar- a person who was requesting deliver meth and controlled rested and charged with public personal information.(reported substance violation. (reported at intoxication (second offense) at at 10:06 p.m.). 11:28 p.m.). Sheldon Avenue and Union Drive Please contact your (reported at 2:25 a.m.). May 18 May 19 sales representative Michael Garrison, 49, of 207 Ryan Schall, 24, of Norwalk, Logan Pope, 23, West Lincoln 5th Street, was arrested and if you have any questions. was arrested and charged with Way #64, was arrested and charged with contempt of court. 515-294-4120 operating while intoxicated charged with public intoxication. (reported at 5:30 p.m.). (second offense). (reported at (reported at 1:39 a.m.). 12:57 a.m.). Marta Phipps, 51, of Boone, Brent Allen, 26, 1211 East was arrested and charged with

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Armageddon Unbelievers throw ‘left behind’ bash

Atheists, [Camping] also predicted it in 1994,” Muse Hassan came from Bihar in North India to said. Iowa where he is currently working at John freethinkers Sabahal Hassan who attended the party Deere. Hassan believes the May 21 Rapture saw the Rapture as a way to draw attention. was far from the truth. reject fear “We are just disproving someone’s own “As per Islam this has not been proven,” superstition,” Hassan said. Hassan said. By Ben.Theobald iowastatedaily.com

The Iowa Atheists and Freethinkers (IAF) held a Ames’ Largest Patio “left behind” party in Des Moines on May 21, the day By The Water which Harold Camping, a broadcaster in California, Patio Party Wednesday! predicted the Rapture in Jason Uhlmann, Iowa Atheists and Freethinkers member, which all Christian believers welcomes individuals to the “Left Behind Party”, Saturday at $1 Hamburgers (7-10pm Dine-in only) The Underground in Des Moines. Photo: Jordan Maurice/ Iowa would be asserted to heaven. State Daily $1 Hot Dogs (7-10pm Dine-in only) The party took place at 10 Beers for $10 (6pm-Midnight) the Underground bar and Bags on the Patio started at 9 p.m. One of the ber of IAF and was respon- organized religion.” main organizers of the event sible for booking the bands One of the bands that was Kyle Bailey, Secretary of that played at the party. played was The Neverends IAF. “It was really word of led by Willy Muse. Muse “One of our goals as an mouth,” Uhlmaan said. “We graduated from Iowa State in organization is to increase had bands approaching us 2009 and is currently design- the visibility of the secular wanting to play. It came to- ing men’s pants in New York community,” Bailey said. gether on its own within a for J Crew. 4518 Mortensen 515-292-4555 westtownepub.com “Something as widespread or few months.” “I came back to Iowa and well known that has so much The festivity was a way to my brother got me a show,” buzz behind it is clearly a prove wrong the specific reli- Muse said. “This is kind of a DINE-IN • CARRY-OUT • DELIVERY | OPEN LATE FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE! secular versus an extrem- gious group that believed the reunion show. We use to play ist position. We would defi- Rapture was coming. in Ames and Des Moines.” nitely want to come out and “Three percent of the Muse graduated with a make a public statement that population believe in this degree in apparel merchan- we are on the secular side.” very specific brand of dising and design. Muse The idea to throw a Christianity,” Uhlmaan said. saw May 21 as a reason to celebration started af- “As soon as you hear people celebrate. ter Camping made his talking like that it becomes “I love it, it was an exuse 292-2321 2402 Lincoln Way prediction. appropriate to throw a party, to have a party and prove On the Corner of Lincoln Way and Stanton “Almost as soon as we get together, and poke fun at someone wrong again as heard Harold Camping was MONDAY BUY ANY 14” OR LARGER PIZZA AND GET A SECOND predicting the end of the PIZZA OF THE SAME SIZE world on May 21 we knew FREE! that we had to throw a left TUESDAY BUY ANY PIZZA, GET SMOTHARELLA STICKS OF THE behind party,” Bailey said. Don’t Let Back or Neck Pain SAME SIZE The event kicked off with FREE! a poem, Catacomb Confetti, Get You Down WEDNESDAY “TRIPLE NICKEL” 2-12” ONE TOPPING PIZZAS AND A 12” SMOTHARELLA STICKS $ 00 read by poet Josh Boyd. Our experienced staff can help with: ONLY “These days are damp 15 • Headaches BUY ANY 14” OR LARGER SPECIALTY PIZZA, GET 10” with misfortune,” Boyd THURSDAY SMOTHARELLA STICKS read. “Just today, angels lost • Neck pain FREE! luggage in the yard. Hands • Tight muscles “FRIDAY FEAST” 14” SPECIALTY PIZZA PLUS A 14” ONE rubbed raw, the sap on their • Lower back pain FRIDAY TOPPING PIZZA AND $ 95 skin steaming... . You show • Numbness in A 2 LITER SODA ONLY 24 me a lost weight, I’ll show hands or feet you a North Star.” SATURDAY GET A 16” TWO TOPPING PIZZA AND A 14” SMOTHARELLA Boyd believes there is no STICKS $ 95 set date for the end of the “Your Local Family Chiropractor” ONLY 19

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Politics

Announced Announced Announced GOP presidential race a ‘wide open field’ April 11 on May 13 on May 23 By Scott.MacDonald that the Republican presidential that he had that he will that he will iowastatedaily.com landscape is still a “wide-open ™ formed an run. run. field.” However, Dave Peterson, exploratory The race for the 2012 Republican associate professor of politi- presidential nomination is heat- cal science at Iowa State, feels committee. ing up. Many candidates have that it is a “two-person race” online Romney Paul Pawlenty announced their candidacies between Mitt Romney and Tim or the formation of exploratory Pawlenty. Political analyis: For more information on [Mormonism] is Paul gets a lot He doesn’t have committees. Some have even Peterson and Bystrom gave their have begun touring leadoff input on the current candidates, the presidential race, see not what’s going of attention and a lot of recogni- states. those expecting to announce iowastatedaily.com to break him,” a lot of money,” tion, which is Dianne Bystrom, director of the soon and some of those who Peterson said. Peterson okay, because Carrie Chapman Catt Center have bowed out of consideration: for Women and Politics, said “A larger portion said, “but two- there’s a long of the Republi- thirds of the time to go,” Pe- can Party just party won’t vote terson said. doesn’t trust for him. “ him.”

Announced on May 21 NO that he will No one should take Herman Cain seri- Cover! run. ously,” Peterson said, equating him with Campustown • 207 Welch Ave • 292-2334 Mon-Thur 4 pm-2 am • Sat-Sun noon-2 am • Fri 1 pm-2 am fellow billionaire and two-time presiden- 26 tial candidate Steve Forbes. Cain MOnday 60 oz pitcHerS $5.00 All NIGHT Has ex- Tuesday Announced Has indi- Miller Lite • Coors Light • Bud • Bud Light pressed in- on May 11 cated that PBR • Golden Light terest, but SaVe Big $$$ that he will he will lonG island caP’n’coke has yet to run. announce a pints on all Bottle Beer pints announce decision in $2.75 $3.25 anything. PBR PitcheRs June. $4.75 Palin Gingrich Huntsman

SPORTS! MaRtini tuesday Large Drink = $3 Some people Any vodka or gin we carry Bystrom said Peterson said Wednesday (we mean ANY) really, really like that Gingrich 73” - 60” & 42” HD-TV’s that Huntsman’s $1.25 pints GRain Belt Bottles her,” Bystrom “tripped on his New 82" HDTV Olde Main Dinky Wheat, Olde Main Off position as “rela- Sat Dishes & know-how Kilter, Olde Main Long Face Boulevard $1.00 said, “But a lot tongue out of the tively moderate” NO Wheat, Bud, Bud Light, Golden Light, of people really gate.” Cover! Miller Lite, Coors Lite, PBR will turn off Iowa Thursday don’t like her.” $2 pints conservatives - No Cover - Guinness, Smithwicks, Woodchuck, Fat Tire, Blue Moon, Stella Artois, TOP sheLF nIGhT Sam Adams, Newcastle, and more! Any liquor we carry (lots) Bottle SpecialS Bar Features $2.50 single too! • 4 pool tables • 3 dart boards Has $4.75 double • Pinball • 20 beers announced • DJ on tap Any pint or bottle $2.50 • 70 bottled her intention • Stereo System or less brews by Carver, to form an • Party FrIday Klipsch & Sony reservations exploratory • Extensive music • Satellite TV collection • Table service committee. Daiquiri’S $2.75 saTurday (21 flavors) Bachman long iSlanDS $3.00 FroSty Bachmann is not pintS MargS running for pres- BlooDy Plan Your MaryS sunday ident,” he said. all $2.50 Party At Happy Hour priceS Welch! “She is running all Day long open @ 12pM Groups up to 80 for chief GOP $ $ $ No reservation fee 2/ 3.50 wells 5.75 pitchers Call for details spokesman. She opeN noon- 2aM 292-2334 has no chance of winning.” - Locally owned and operated - See Our New Hi-definition TV's Over 2,000,000 Pizzas Served - Dining Room Seating for 100 5

Community Ames Visioning forum stay smooth to take place May 26 May is National Osteoporosis visioning projects are im- results indicated that most Forum for portant prerequisites for people come to Ames to study community long-term changes within a at Iowa State. Participants Prevention Month community. Citizen feedback described Ames as a leader Osteoporosis causes a fracture every 20 seconds. members is crucial for projects of this in research, innovation and nature. education. By Ted.Sics “[City Council is] asking Participants frequently For healthy bones, choose foods rich in calcium. iowastatedaily.com for participation in deciding described Ames as “safe” • About 99% of your body’s calcium is stored in your bones and teeth. or trying to characterize the and “friendly.” Most said that The City of Ames is set strengths and weaknesses that Ames has a small-town feel • If you are not consuming enough calcium, your body withdraws to hold an open forum, dur- people associate with Ames,” with big-city amenities. calcium from bones - leaving them weak and brittle. ing which residents may said Johnston. Despite these results, the • The best way to get calcium is always in food, especially low-fat milk, share their thoughts and The first part of the Ames majority of participants felt ideas for the future of their Visioning Project consisted Ames was a long way from be- yogurt and cheese. community. of an online survey with ques- ing ideal, and that significant • Look for the percent of Daily Value (DV) listed for calcium on the The meeting will be part of tions pertaining to the current amount of change is neces- Nutrition Facts label. Simply replaces the % with a zero, to the Ames Visioning Project, a state of the city and its future. sary. The open forum is meant 19-week program designed to Respondents indicated their to allow citizens the chance determine the milligrams of calcium. gather information from vari- favorite aspects of living in to react to the results of the • For more personalized information, contact your Ames ous constituencies in order to Ames, as well as changes they survey. Hy-Vee dietitian formulate a collective vision wanted to see enacted. The feedback process is for the future of the city. The results of the sur- one of the final steps of the Professor Douglas vey were released April 19. Ames Visioning Project. The Watermelon Smoothie - serves 4 Johnston, chairman of the Approximately 5,200 people meeting for it will be held All you need: ISU community and regional from Ames and the surround- 7 p.m. May 25 at the Ames planning department, said ing area participated. The Public Library. 2 c. seedless watermelon chunks 1 c. ice cubes 1 6 oz container Hy-Vee fat-free lemon chiffon yogurt 2 tsp Hy-Vee granulated sugar or Splenda

Don’t give a FLYING BUFFALO where you eat? All you do: 1. Place all ingredients in blender. Blend on HIGH for 30-45 seconds or until ice cubs are blended 2. Serve immediately or refrigerate until serving time

Nutrition information per serving: Calories: 90; Carbohydrates 19g; Cholesterol 0mg; Dietary Fiber 0g; Fat 0g; Protein 3g; Sodium 30mg; Sugar 19g Daily Values: 6% vitamin A; 15% vitamin C; 8% calcium; 0% iron

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Special Olympics Olympians have

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Lodging readily ROAD WALLACE AGRONOMY HALL HALL PARKS LIBRARY HOWE HALL HORTICULTURE HALLFOOD SCIENCES available HALL FORKER 3 50A BUILDING HAMILTON HALL ROAD WALLACE ByBEYER Katherine.Klingseis HALL 50B HOWE HALL iowastatedaily.com WALLACE ROAD UNION DRIVE FOOD SCIENCES Ames will experience a HALL FORKER ELM RESIDENCE HALL BUILDING 3 massive influx of visitors this UNION DRIVE 50A week. According to the the BEYER MAPLE HALL RESIDENCE Iowa Special Olympics web- HALL 50B A2 B4 MEMORIAL UNION LARCH site, approximately 3,000 RESIDENCEWALLACE ROAD athletes will travel to Ames HALL UNION DRIVE A3 B5 to compete in the 43rd an- nualA4 SpecialB6 Olympics Iowa SPECIAL OLYMPICS PARKING ELM RESIDENCE HALL State Summer Games. UNION DRIVE Conference Coordinator for Iowa State’s Department S8 COMMUTER PARKING of Residence Martha Royer MAPLE S7 RESIDENCE STADIUM helps manageJACK TRICE the housing HALL S6 A2 B4 and dining arrangments for SPECIALMEMORIAL OLYMPICS UNION ROOMS LARCH (RESIDENCE HALLS) RESIDENCE S5 these new visitors. HALL “In trainingS4S3 our staff, we A3 B5 Special Olympians will reside in residence halls in the Maple and mention that this is one of Larch buildings as well as buildings in Elm Hall during their time our earliest conferences and competing in Ames this weekend. Graphic: Samantha Barbour/ A4 B6 our most fun conferences be- Iowa State Daily cause the group itself is just SPECIAL OLYMPICS PARKING a wonderful group to have halls or dining facilities. For dining accomoda- here,” Royer said. “For example, I might tions, the Special Olympics Coaches, chaperones, and let them know, for a par- participants will eat at volunteers willS8 also be trav- ticular summer, that one of Seasons Marketplace. eling to Ames for the event. our residenceCOMMUTER halls might PARKING “We have staff [at In total, approximately 6,200 be closed for an upgrade or Seasons] who either have S7 STADIUM people will be a part of the a renovation or a project,” worked with that group be- JACK TRICE event this year, according to Royer said. “And, I would let fore and they’ve always had S6 the Iowa Special Olympics them knowSPECIAL what residence OLYMPICS good records ROOMS in what they (RESIDENCE HALLS) website.S5 Royer, however, ex- halls that we plan to provide need to do to set up for each plained that not all of those housing in, and then I would conference group, so they visitorsS4S3 will stay overnight. also let them know of any have pretty good information “Well, not all of them will major changes in our ISU in the book with what the choose or need to stay over- dining facilities that would special needs are for Special night, so I would guess that affect them in that particular Olympics,” Royer said. we typically accomodate summer.” The Special Olympics DESIGN IT. WIN for a Chance IT. to Win roughly 1,000 and maybe up Ordinarily, the Special Iowa State Summer Games to, we might of hit 1,300 at Olympics participants would run from May 26 to May 28. [and a $100 prize package] some point,” Royer said. “It stay in Maple Hall, Willow Although their stay is short, varies every year, but I would Hall, and Larch Hall. the Special Olympics partic- Submit Your Original Design by JULY 15 say that it would mainly av- “There’s typically a core ipants make a big impact on get more info at: www.iowastatedaily.com/insearchoftheshirtsponsored by erage between 1,000 and set of residence halls,” Royer Royer and her staff. 1,200 each year.” said. “We generally start “[The Special Olympics According to Royer, plan- with [Maple, Willow and participants] are very up- ning for the annual event is a Larch] first because they are beat and positive, very ap- long process. together, in close proximity, preciative,” Royer said. “Our For instance, she ex- and they’re air conditioned.” staff really, just sincerely plained that she must sit However, Royer said that love working with the guests down with the coordina- Willow Hall is undergoing here, and it’s a great experi- tors for the Iowa Special renovations. Therefore, par- ence for us to be able to host Olympics and discuss any ticipants will stay in Oak- the Special Olympics Iowa changes with the residence Elm Hall instead of Willow. here on campus.” KING PAVILLION OSBORN DRIVE 7 COLLEGE OF BESSEY DESIGN HALL AGRONOMY HALL PARKS LIBRARY HORTICULTURE HALL Editor: K. Klingseis, J. Ferrell | news iowastatedaily.com | 515.294.2003 Tuesday, May 24, 2011 | Iowa State Daily | NEWS | 7 HAMILTON HALL ROAD WALLACE

HOWE HALL FOOD SCIENCES HALL FORKER 3 BUILDING ™ 50A BEYER Games limitHALL car 50B online WALLACE ROAD parkingUNION options DRIVE Special Olympics: Check outUNION iowastatedaily.com DRIVE allELM RESIDENCEweek longHALL and By Katie.Miner iowastatedaily.com throughout the weekend for coverage and updates from the Special Olympics in Ames. KING PAVILLION MAPLE SeveralOSBORN roads will DRIVE be closed RESIDENCE HALL COLLEGE OF from May 26 through May 28, BESSEY DESIGN HALL for the Special Olympics Iowa A2 B4 AGRONOMY MEMORIAL UNION LARCH HALL State Summer Games,PARKS LIBRARYheld at Over 2,000,000 Pizzas Served - Dining Room Seating RESIDENCEfor 100 HORTICULTURE HALL Iowa State. HALL Voted “Best Wings” 2004, 2005 & 2006.... Beach Avenue will be A3 B5 HAMILTON HALL ROAD WALLACE closed from Lincoln Way to TASTE the Difference! HOWE HALL Wallace Road on Thursday and Friday from 7 a.m. to 10 A4 FOOD SCIENCES B6 HALL p.m., according to Inside Iowa FORKER FREE, FAST, 3 BUILDING State. The roads will be barri- 50A SPECIAL OLYMPICS HOT PARKING DELIVERY! BEYER caded, and only those with per- 33 HALL mits will be allowed entrance. 50B Call: 292-6600 On Thursday, South 4th WALLACE ROAD Street will be closed from Classic PIZZAS * 12” Hot Sandwiches * Chicken Wings S8 R UNION DRIVE Beach Avenue to west of the COMMUTER PARKINGCheesebread * Jalapeno Poppers * Mozzarella Stix stadium and at all entrances 207 Welch Ave. Clocktower/Campustown from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m., however UNION DRIVE ELM RESIDENCES7 HALL Pizza as You Like It For More Specials: www.pizzapit.biz STADIUM

access to the stadium park- JACK TRICE ing lots will still be available. S6 SPECIAL OLYMPICS ROOMS The stadium parking lot will MAPLE coupon RESIDENCE coupon serve as the commuter lot, as HALL (RESIDENCE HALLS) all commuter parking will be S5 Add A2 B4 MEMORIAL UNION LARCH FREE 1 lb. of $5.55 OFF in the stadium parking lots- RESIDENCE chicken S4S3 HALL Delivery wings + -S3 and S8--on Thursday and Call: $6.95 Any $15 A3 B5 Friday. The Iowa State Center 292-6600 parking lots will be closed Order Thursday and commuter lots 12” HOT SANDWICH DEAL A4 R B6 A3, A4, B4, B5, and B6 will be with coupon 2 - 12” Hot Sandwiches closed Friday. SPECIAL OLYMPICS PARKING 2 - Bags of Chips Pizzas • Hot Sandwiches Parking lot 50A, by Forker $ 49 2 - Pair of Dill Pickles Chicken Wings • Appetizers Building, will be closed to all plus tax 2 - 12oz. Cans/ Cold Pop

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“The rest of them, we’re asking at the Armory without being Clip & SAVE that large parking lot to fit a lot • Prices Subject to Change • One Discount / Purchase 14 Clip & SAVE to park in the stadium lots and required to pay. of people in,” said Steffen. • Not valid with Pizza Twins • Prices Subject to Change • Expires Dec. 31, 2011 ride the buses in.” No parking will available Parking in Richardson • Not valid with Pizza Twins FREE • Please mention coupon • Expires Dec. 31, 2011 Delivery On Thursday and Friday, at Lied Recreational Center Court will also be limited • Please mention coupon CyRide will move its usual except to those with Special to those with only Special Voted “Best Wings” 2004, 2005, 2006... ISD Free, Fast Hot Delivery! ISD stop at the commuter lot to the Olympics or handicap per- Olympics and handicap coupon needed coupon needed stadium parking lot. mits, as Lots 57 and 100 will permits. 8

Editor in Chief: Jake Lovett Tuesday, May 24, 2011 editor iowastatedaily.com Editor: Michael Belding ™ iowastatedaily.com/opinion Phone: (515) 294.5688 opinion iowastatedaily.com Opinion online 8 Iowa State Daily Editorial Cock and Bull at the Bar: Texting Religion should Stop texting and start living soothe, not By Gabriel.Stoffa iowastatedaily.com terrify ecently I was graced with the in- that accompany presidential speeches. sight — thanks to a friend who read The secret to meeting your future friend, Beginning in 2010, Christian broadcaster RCosmo or Maxim or some other use- lover, or heartbreaker is real-life interac- less magazine — that 52 percent of people tion. The rush of skirting rejection, the thrill Harold Camping stirred up an apocalyptic under the age of 35 think dumping someone of uncertainty, that moment when you wait, frenzy with his prediction that the Rapture via text message is OK. breath baited, for a response to your last would occur last Saturday. His fear-monger- Dumping people by text is one of the come-on — all this is what makes dating most lame, cowardly and idiotic methods of worthwhile. ing and doom-saying were directly opposed ending it I can think of. And people believe When you dump someone with a text, to what religion is supposed to be about: giv- this is OK? Ugh. neither party learns anything. Both parties ing people hope. Fortunately, the damage he Another wonderful friend was busy are likely to make the same mistakes with touting the marvels of meeting “nice” men whomever else they meet. They’ll continue wreaked appears to be reversible. online — the kind she “knew” wouldn’t be to fail. Camping plucked arbitrary numbers like the jerks she meets time and again at When you meet someone online, from the Bible, plugged them into an equally parties. build a relationship, then finally meet Sure, having categories to sort potential in person, you have cheated yourself of arbitrary equation and pointed to its product beaus into might make dating easier, but many of the intricate details of human to support his prediction of the end of the those people are just putting their best side interaction that make a relaionship world. This led people to sacrifice their en- forward. You can’t get a true read on people meaningful. until you actually meet them. Besides, When you text at a party rather than tire lives — family and job abandoned, money whatever you learn about them online talking, you send mixed messages worse squandered on propaganda — in order to can be gleaned from five minutes of actual than someone saying “yes” while shaking help others prepare for the supposed return conversation. his head. If you don’t want to talk to people I shouldn’t act so surprised. around you, move or leave. If you have to of Jesus Christ. Contemporary American daters are so answer a text from a friend, tell him or her Whether Camping is a con man or just scared of person-to-person interaction that to come meet you. However you reply, make dangerously deluded, men like him must be they’d rather sit and text for minutes on it brief. end at bars, clubs and house parties then If you’re determined to avoid human outed as the charlatans they are. talk to the person next to them. They speak interaction, stop trying to set it up. Just buy But outing them will not change the more online with people they hardly know yourself a vibrator or fleshlight for those minds of those poor souls who were desper- on Facebook or Chatroulette then they Columnist Stoffa argues that breaking up lonely nights, and whenever you actually converse with the people they come across with a significant other via text is “one of the want human contact, hang out with the ate for hope. What might help those preyed in real life. most lame, cowardly and idiotic methods” of friends you’ve already made. upon by these wolves in sheep’s clothing is Yes, social media is the way of the future. ending any relationship. But if you want to really understand Photo illustration: Karuna Ang/Iowa State the aid of the merciful. It is a boon to the entire world — but one Daily the rush of love or lust that you have read that has little place in dating. about in Shakespeare or seen in oh-so-many It is the duty of every compassionate hu- “But wait,” the Internet-dating masses chick flicks, then go out and let the chips fall man on this planet to help those led down the say, “I met my girlfriend/boyfriend/booty- parties than I care to count, but the where they may. primrose path to get back on their feet. You call buddy while using X-Date and we are bottom line is as follows: Text breakups, You might fail, you might succeed, but now happily married with 2.5 kids.” Internet pickups and perpetual texting you will have an experience that no online don’t need to give money or go far out of your Yeppers, those sites are fine crutches are making the dating population of chat could ever equal. way, just show some compassion. for people who are too afraid to go out and America into a bunch of socially-awk- Save the texting for when you abso- Instead of laughing at or insulting those run the risks of human interaction. Sure, ward introverts. lutely cannot speak in person. If you have you might be able to meet someone who The conversations conducted via text something meaningful to say, do it in that have been hoodwinked, be nice to them. has similar interests or fetishes, but what are lackluster at best, as well as being dif- person. Communicating via type alone Enlighten those who might be vulnerable to about the majority — those who searched in ficult to read into. Often, the same message can be fulfilling — reading is a fantastic the ravings of false prophets. Above all, be a vain for a soul mate, or those who ended up has to be reiterated again and again to tease pastime — but it lacks too many of the dumped? out its subtext. elements that make being with people caring human. And that is something people This argument can go on for hours Online introductions are nothing more so great. It’s no way to play the mad, mad of all faiths should do for others. and hours. I’ve had it at more bars and than staged events, akin to the photo ops game of dating.

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Guest column Letter Shame on Senator Grassley Gingrich’s initiatives spell danger for kowtowing to big oil explicitly outlined for the federal con- Jacob Witte , senior in political gress to do is reserved for the states by Sen. Charles Grassley just science the Tenth Amendment, and that almost demonstrated a regrettable Andrew Leheny of Preston, every interaction with law that people lack of courage at a time when IA have on a day-to-day basis is in the form all Iowans needed him to fight ecently, I was able to go hear of state legislation. His response was that for their interests. presidential candidate Newt I should go “ask a state legislator how Sen. Grassley was one of 48 that this $2 billion subsidy is RGingrich at Olde Main Brewery much power they really have” before Republican senators to block a unneeded? in Ames. There was a large crowd — larg- moving on to the next person in line. vote to remove $2 billion of tax No, he did not. He must er than expected, according to Gingrich. My contention is that Gingrich wants subsidies for Big Oil. It would believe we will buy some lame He delivered this observation after arriv- to form a confederation of states with have reduced oil executives’ excuse that reducing $365 bil- ing 45 minutes late. When there are five a weak central government. This has first-quarter combined profit lion in profits to $363 billion Guest columnist Witte calls many of Newt campaign stops during the day, however, Gingrich’s claims “disingenuous,” saying been tried before under the Articles of from $365 billion to $363 will cause gas prices to rise. one can be forgiven for being late to a Gingrich is not an outsider after spending Confederation, the disastrous system of billion. You read that right: We are not so gullible. speaking engagement. 20 years as a US representative. Photo: government that only worked for only billion, not million. My goal is to send a letter to When Gingrich finally got down to Dani Harris/Iowa State Daily five years here in America before the Back in the days of the editor to every newspaper business, he started in speaking in an al- Constitution was drafted. the Bush administration, in Iowa, urging readers to tell most Obamaesque tone. He declared that Washington political elite as a member Another one of Gingrich’s proposed representatives of five oil Sen. Grassley how ashamed Washington is out of control, that change of think tanks, public-policy teams and initiatives is the elimination of the companies said if oil exceeded they are that he lacked the needs to come and that it takes an entire other political entities. “death tax”, known to some as the estate $55 per barrel, they would courage to say no to Big Oil. generation to change Washington, not At one point, Gingrich spoke about a tax. This proposal roused the audience no longer need subsidies. Yet Please call or write him just one man. “Tenth Amendment initiative.” He was in a way that nothing else in his speech now, with the cost almost today. His primary office is A moment’s scrutiny of these opening vague about the specifics of this initia- did. I am not particularly sure why, as the double that, they just have to at 721 Federal Building, 210 lines shows how disingenuous Gingrich tive, saying only that more legislative repeal of the estate tax would affect only have them. Walnut St., Des Moines, Ia. is being. He speaks as though he is a power would be transferred to the states millionaires and billionaires. Maybe they This is a no-brainer. Big Oil 50309. Its phone number is Washington outsider. Just the opposite under his presidency. I was able to per- were well-represented at Olde Main. is still raking in record profits. 515-288-1145. He has five is true: Gingrich was a member of the sonally ask Gingrich about this after the The estate tax was created to affect only But Sen. Grassley receives other regional offices as House of Representatives for 20 years. speech, citing the enormous legislative the super-rich, a measure against a con- more than $200,000 worh of well. After an ethics violation forced him to powers already accorded to the states. centration of wealth that would make support from Big Oil, so did he Let him know Iowans will leave Congress, he stayed a part of the I reminded him that everything not America look like an aristocracy. have the courage to tell Big Oil remember his lack of courage. GardenCenterGardenCenter

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Tuesday, May 24, 2011 Editor: Zach Gourley ™ iowastatedaily.com/sports isdsports sports iowastatedaily.com | 515.294.2003 Sports online 10 Iowa State Daily Special Olympics Autistic athlete shoots for victory By Zach.Gourley confidence.” iowastatedaily.com With the help of Iowa Falls-Alden special education teacher Cynthia Brown and several Joshua Ullestad stood in the middle of the trained volunteers, Ullestad and seven other Iowa Falls-Alden High School track with shot Iowa Falls-Alden students were able to qualify put in hand, preparing for his final throw of the for Special Olympics. practice. During recreational time, Brown and her vol- Ullestad shuffled his feet forward with the unteers do trials with each participant, record- shot put wedged between his neck and his right ing the results of each attempt. After many dif- shoulder. A grimace crossed his face as his arm ferent trials, Brown sends the collective results exploded forward, sending the 12-pound shot- to the people at the Special Olympics Central put into flight. District, who categorize the participants ac- “32 feet! Great throw, Josh,” said a volunteer cording to their skill level. who was measuring each throw. Participants from the Central District, such It was Ullestad’s longest throw of the day by as Ullestad, then compete at a regional event in five feet. Marshalltown, Ia. for the right to go to the state- “Wait, did she say 32 feet? Seriously? That’s wide Special Olympics. crazy,” said Zac Hunt, a recent graduate of “I think it’s just a really great way to get Iowa Falls-Alden, who was observing the day’s kids who wouldn’t normally be involved in practice. athletics to be able to compete, because they Ullestad, a 16-year-old sophomore at Iowa just don’t get those kinds of opportunities in Falls-Alden, has autism and is preparing for the their regular high school, so it’s just a really Iowa Special Olympics. cool thing,” said Sampson. “You get to see a lot “I’m a little nervous, but with all this of people that are in the same situation so it’s training we’ve been doing, I think I might a great deal. You see some people that are ex- do all right. I mean, once the Olympics get cited just to finish, even if they finish last. You started, it’s just fun,” Ullestad said. “To tell see them jumping up and down and giving high you the truth, my mom dragged me to the first fives, so it’s pretty cool.” one, but then it turned out to be a really good As for Ullestad’s shuffling shot put tech- Joshua Ullestad throws the shot put at Iowa Falls-Alden High School. Photo: Manfred Brugger/Iowa experience.” nique, he credits the throwing coach for the State Daily Ullestad’s mom, Robin Sampson, acts as both Iowa Falls-Alden track team, Derrick Elman, a cheerleader and a coach during competition. with inspiring it. Elman, also an assistant coach on the high He could always say some little joke or just say “She’s kind of like my coach and she is one “It’s actually called the shuffle. Mr. Elman school football team, said that Josh’s positive at- something to you that would put a smile on your determined person, but sometimes she can be taught that to me when he practices with me titude is infectious. face and change your mood at any time.” a little stubborn. That’s good though because after school,” Ullestad said. “He was my fifth “Josh is a great kid, he always has a smile on The Special Olympics begin for Ullestad I know she wants me to do my best,” Ullestad grade teacher a long time ago, and he is a pretty his face,” Elman said. “He’s the kind of kid that, and his fellow competitors on the Iowa State said. “I get a little nervous sometimes, but when good guy. He’s probably one of the nicest guys I when he was in fifth grade, he could always bring University campus on May 26 and run until someone is cheering for you, you get a little more know.” you up, even when you were having a bad day. Saturday, May 28.

Wrestling Former Cyclone selected for World Team Trials By Darrin.Cline 2011 NCAA Champion for Iowa State, earned his place at the Ryak Finch, who has yet to wrestle in an ISU singlet, took second iowastatedaily.com trials with a runner-up finish at the Northern Plains Regional at 121 pounds. Nate Carr Jr., a recent Cyclone grad, placed third Championship. at 163 pounds. His time as an Iowa State grappler may be over, but Jon At the qualifying tournament, Reader placed second in the 185 Reader and his nine fellow wild-cards will join the race for the Reader continues to carry the banner for Cyclone wrestling. pound freestyle bracket behind former two-time NCAA champi- world team. Reader was recently selected as a wild card to participate on Chris Pendleton. The collegiate national champion will have a chance to im- in the World Team Trials in Oklahoma City, which will take Iowa State was also represented in other weight classes at the prove on his fourth-place performance from 2009 and take his place June 10 and 11. Reader, a three-time All-American and Northern Plains Regional Championships. Redshirt freshman talents to the world stage. 11

Basketball Vanderbeken tries out at pre-draft workout By Dan.Tracy State, Blake Hoffarber from Minnesota, Paul tured a three-on-three scrimmage. During the and does receive an offer to play overseas, iowastatedaily.com Carter from the University of Illinois-Chicago, scrimmage, Vanderbeken guarded the 6-foot- the Belleville, Ontario native may cross the Cameron Hodges from Minnesota State- 8-inch Carter and was instructed on numerous Atlantic. He thinks his pick-and-pop shooting MINNEAPOLIS -- Jamie Mankato and Andrew Albicy from France — occasions to run a pick-and-roll with Albicy. may be better suited to the European style of Vanderbeken is a realist. competed in a variety of individual and team Afterward, Vanderbeken admitted that he was play. Sixty names will be called drills under the direction of the Timberwolves much less familiar with the pick-and-roll than If he does go to Europe, Vanderbeken has in this year’s NBA draft. Unless coaching staff. other post players. little cause to fear culture shock: he played in his draft stock skyrockets be- The 6-foot-11-inch Vanderbeken, who as a He said he’d learned to retreat to the three- Milan, Italy as a teenager and learned a bit of tween now and June 23rd, the Cyclone was known primarily for his perim- point line after setting a pick rather than rolling French at Iowa State. name of the former ISU center eter shooting, averaged 11.1 points and drained to the basket. “I did take some French classes [at Iowa won’t be among them. Vanderbeken 42.5 percent of his 3-pointers last season, the “I came in here with really no expectations State] but come two months from now I prob- “If I can land on an NBA fourth-best three-point field goal percentage or anything — just to go out and play my game. I ably won’t remember any of it,” Vanderbeken team that’d be great, but I’m a realist, and in the Big 12. In the NBA, however, players of think I could have played a little better out there, said. “I like different cultures, though and it’s a with my style of play I’m more likely going to Vanderbeken’s height usually roam near the but I left it all out there on the floor, and that’s different style of basketball.” play overseas. But hey, I’m going to bust my basket — something that Vanderbeken needs to about all I can do,” Vanderbeken said. If he goes undrafted, Vanderbeken’s next butt until a decision comes,” Vanderbeken get better at if he wants to continue his basket- Vanderbeken listed his post presence, his step will be to play for the Canadian nation- said following his workout in Minneapolis on ball career. conditioning and the need to extend his shooting al team. The team’s training camp will be- Sunday. “I’m not gonna lie to anyone and say that I’m range from the NCAA to the NBA three-point gin in Toronto on July 15. It is scheduled to At the first of three pre-draft workouts to a big banger. That’s definitely not me, but I’m shot distance as his main pre-draft concerns. He participate in camps in Italy and the Czech be held at the Life Time Fitness facility in the willing to work on whatever aspect of my game will be traveling out to Las Vegas, Nev. later this Republic, as well as a summer tournament in Target Center, the Minnesota Timberwolves’ that I need to,” Vanderbeken said. week to begin training at the Impact Basketball Argentina. home arena, Vanderbeken and five other Members of the media were allowed to view facility with other draft prospects. The 2011 NBA Draft will begin 6 p.m. June NBA hopefuls — Jacob Pullen from Kansas the final portion of the workout, which fea- In case he is not picked in the NBA draft 23 in Newark, New Jersey.

Track and field Cyclones take off for Cyclone martial arts NCAA regionals

By Zach.Gourley The pair of Cyclones took iowastatedaily.com an early lead and held it for most of the race, but when the The Cyclone track and field rest of the field made a move, program is sending 19 ath- they were unable to respond. letes in 12 different events to Stack held on to finish 2nd Summer Program the NCAA West Regional in while Saina fell back, finishing Eugene, Ore., which will take 4th. place from May 26 to May 28. Stack said there were les- Expectations at regionals sons to be learned from the Judo: 5pm have been high for the wom- way the pair finished. en’s distance runners since “We had a talk with Coach kedge Zawack [email protected] Every: the tandem of Betsy Saina Ihmels and we asked him start and Dani Stack finished 1st what he wanted us to do, and and 2nd, respectively, in the he said not to lead it because hapkido: 6pm May 16th Monday 5,000-meter race at the Big 12 we led the 10,000,” Stack said. Celene Oglesbee Championships. “We decided that we were just [email protected] “We have to get in the top going to hammer it halfway @202 E. Forker Wednesday 12 to make it to nationals, so through and try to drop the taekwondo: 7pm that’s where we want to be,” field, and that’s what we did. Laura funk Stack said. “We’re going to go [email protected] instructor Thursday out there, compete hard and run together again, and work master yongchin pak hard to make sure we both get ™ for more information in.” The 10,000-meter race, 294.5966 | [email protected] which Stack, Saina and fel- online low Cyclone Semehar Tesfaye Full story online: will run together this week in Find out more about the Eugene, did not work out the Cyclones’ trip west at way the duo had hoped at the iowastatedaily.com Beginners welcome Big 12 Championships. Tuesday, May 24, 2011 | Iowa State Daily | CLASSIFIEDS | 12

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