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MONDAY, SEPTEM IlER 29, 2003 M IRRO R. UNCO .EDU VOLUM E 87, N U M IlER 22 Norton declines to sign

JENNY MANNINO .lgO, M ike Pens and Noah "T he li st goes above and e ndorsing a ny iss ue," Nonon Norton no t signing the list. ASSO C IATE NEWS E n l 'l'O K Slauson, who se rve as co-presi­ beyond un iversity po li cy," said . She said shc can' l let he r "T he O ut Lis t is reaffi rming de nts ror In & Out, ,II' orgl.lniza­ Norton said. o ffi ce be used to heighten any the n\CI that UNC is a safe " I:tce Ollle d isllppoin lCd stu­ lio n within the Cay. Lesbian. She said whe n she was o n the po licy. for C Ul T students," Thompso n Sdents have a ppmachcd Bi sexual a nd Tra nsgcndc r Board of Trustees. she vOted fo r Students h;we d iffe ring opin­ said. UNC I}rcsident Kay Nonon Center. made an a ppo int me nt to t he no n d isc riminatio n po li cy. io ns abo ut Norto n 's d ecision Alo ng with T ho m pson , aboul her decision not 10 sign sec Preside nt Ka y 'o rto n and whic h is stated in the Board 1'01- nOt to sign the list. sopho mo re Alexis Nagel said ~ T hc Out asked if she ..... o uld sign the O ut i Y manual. Junior Kya n T hompson sllid s he went to Norton because she List ," a docu­ List. The po li cy tates the un iver i­ he apprmlched Norloll n eed ed a mo re elaborate me nt slating I' e ns said Norton declined to ty. in accord ance with the law, is T hu rS day and asked hc,' \... hy she respo nse from Norl oll a bOU I .1 pcr!'ion is sig n the li st due to a nondis­ commiued to prO\'iding equal declin ed lO lIign the li st. why she would n 't sign the lil;t, identified as criminat io n po licy .. Iread)' educational an d bcnefiu to a ll Thompson said o rlo n didn't N;lgc1 said Norton declined or an ;:l lI y to ad op ted at the u niversity. studen ts wi thollt regard to race, want to speak for thc entil'e nni­ b ecause of political ramilic,l­ gay. lesbia n , C LUT vo lu nteers have bee n religio n , gende r, age, nati onal vcnity and give an opin ion fOl' lions. b isexual or circulaling the O ut List since origin , d isabili ty, sexual odenta­ a ll o f UNC. he re presents the univcrsi- Kay Norton tr:tIl sgcnd cr Sept. 17. ~' I o re than 1,500 stu­ tio n , milita r y service or po lit ical " It sho..... s a sign of a p;uhy ty, Nagel SOl id . "T hat is says she sup­ people. cl enl..'C , s taff a nd faculty have "ffiliati on . tow;wds the dive rsity at the II ni­ ports GlBT. T wo weeks signed it. "I h ave to be carefu l a bo ut ve rsh y," Tho mpson said a bo llt See Some, Page 3 City council to discuss storm water treatment

SARA BOLLMAN Stormwater and an\'lhing STAn' WKITUI: cI ~ dumped or spilk'(l Olll­ ~ide floW'l into the d.-.!in sys­ Usually when I.it Cable tem and dircnl)' to Ihe city's drops her iw,rcltc bUl! on \\.lter·wapl. .t(cordillg to Ihe concrcte, she doesn't Crl'clc)"s Storm water give it a M,ulagcmclll Di\·ision. seco nd "I've <11\\"1)'11 thought that thought r.ainwatcr went imo the " I sup­ ~c\·rdge drains and then to poSt! that the lreatmclIl pi;Ull," !>opho­ it h :L'; more undeclared major Kclli h ecom c Knight said , h a b it ... "People assumc lhalsnow Terri Kohls the sopho­ melt and " lin wi ll go to a thinks people more inter'· lreatmenl plant, but it. goes should be di sc i pli ­ u ntrcated, carr ying tr a~ h aware of nary liberal o n Ihe gl'O u lld wi th ii," stormwater. a r t.~ majo r Stonnwater Qu:tlity said . " It Adminis trator Terri Kn hls. isn't as if it is really d im w it - In 1972, Ill e naliona l to throw it in the trash." Clean W,He r '\ Cl was 1);lssed I.ike other UNC students. to I)I'O le ct our nalion', Cultural dancing: Communit y dancers entertain an audience Saturday at Okt oberfest , a festival Cablc doesn't I'ealil.e tha i water. The 1;U:lls of the a CI promoting local German herit age, It was the 14th annual Oktoberfest and Included German beer, food and lin Ie!>.') the lmsh around cam- we re LQ e liminate different forms of entertainment. The fest ival was held at Uncaln Park, 10th Avenue and Seventh Street. pus i'i picked up, it i ~ likely '!'lorlllw"tCf will carT Y it aW:l). See Meeting, Page 3

Ol'DlION 4 IbvERsIONS 6 SIl'OIt'l'S 9 CI.ASSlFIEDS; 11 2 THE MIRROR MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, 2003 Student-fee It is Mirror policy to co.-­ r(:CI any inaccuracit!S fOllnd in IlCWS stories. If )'OU find a ny inaccuraciC'l. contact us

If you have a news tip or a stor y idea, e,... ma.il us at mlr­ to increase [email protected] o r call Alicia orJ enny at !J92..gM I. BECKY FARRAR pan of SFAP. ST" t' F WRIT E K The Board of Trustees decid­ In Brief ed these programs were to be The Student Representative moved directly to UNC Council anno unced WedneSday Pre ident Kay Norton a nd WASHINGTO~­N that there will be a 1.9 percent receive bo ard approval for Thousands of U.S. trOOps increase in money ava ilable for funds, Stude n t Trustee J o ry invaded Imq in March with­ allocatio n during the 2004-2005 Taylo r said. Taylor said because Ollllh c new body armor that Student-Fee All ocation Process. athle tics is movi ng lO Division I. can SlOp tine bullets. and The $20,803 increase allows it is in need of a set fund lhat thousands more still lack the SFAP groups to apply for fund­ would be handled by adminis­ lifcsav;ng protection. ing all ocatio n increases not tratio n. '" can't answer for the exceed ing 1.9 percent. "T he university itself is get­ record why we started this "Proportionately, the ling itself in line with a more WM with protective vests that amountS will be the same, but appro priate spending proce­ .....ere in sho rt supply," Anny the re will be less groups apply­ dure," he said. Cen. Joh n Abi z;lid. chief of ing for the funding," said T he o lhe r organizations !.he U.S. Ccnlr.t.J Command, Christopher Mo land, SRC moved from SFAP. such as the lPld Congress 1.1.'>1 week. finance vice president. Health Cenler, also need a sel Abizaid asked for quick l....as t year during the Student fund where they wo uld not be in appm"a) ofPresidenl Bush's Fee-Allocatio n Process, 22 p ro­ danger o f lOS ing the ir working requcst for $87 billion in grams requcSled funding. For ba e, he said. nc..'W funding for Iraq and the 2004-2005 Fiscal Year. 15 or FAP only will be used this Afghanistan, which would J 6 programs are expected to year rather than the Student­ include SWO million for apply for funding. The Student Fee Allocation Committee used lxxIy almor a nd S 177 mil­ Rocking out: Tom Mond.acon . I. ad olnc •• 01 t he Health Cente r. tudent last ye.u· for d etermining SUI­ lion to upgrade liumvces band " Murder by Numbers," performed Saturday at the Counseling Centc r, School o f dent-fcc all oc:uio ns, Taylor said. with c hassis armo r. MagnuI , 900 9th Ave. Performing and Visual ArtS. and UNC athletics no longer are a See Forums, Page 3

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837 16TH S T . OPEN 1 0-6 • Mlt)I\I-:5.A'T Poppinl up three times a week, OPEN 11-5 • SUNDAY starts a MONDAV, SEPTEMBER 29, 2003 CAMPUS NEWS THE MIRROR 3 Meeting will shed light on interactive process

Meeting from Page 1 SlorrnW31er discharge permit in management plan, which W"dS mowr oi l, cl eaning supplies, 65 1 10th Ave ., in Room la ic. 1993. As part of the applicati on effective the date of submissio n frye r grease and o ther danger­ f o llowi ng a power-poilll presen­ discharge of pollutants imo lhe process, cilies had to ,~u b mit and will be fo ll owed by annual o us contaminants. Ye llow signs tati o n, I'esidents wil l be able to natio n's W'dter a nd to achieve plan to get rid of wate r pollu­ progrc55 reports to the state. a lso arc placed in neighbo r­ share their tho ughts during a water quality leve ls that are fi sh­ tants. (n 2003. lhe EPA required Greeley's plan consis LS of six hoods wh ere Slo rmW'dler pollu­ q uestio n-a nd-answe r session. able a nd swimmable. We are sti ll municipalities unde r 100,000 in control measures. T he first foclis tio n has been fo und to raise "There arc many thi ngs thlll working hard to reach these population and in pro ximity to is to educate the publi c and aware ness. need to be do ne, but first, we goals." a n urbanized area to apply for a e ncourage public involve menl. Kohls will conduct a public need to raise awareness in the T he fede ral Environme nt permit. About 3.000 "No dumpi n g ~ signs meeting to share compo nents of community: Ko hl said. "We Protectio n Agency required On March 10. 200!J. the City have been placed throughom the city's plan at 7 p.m. today. need the co mmunity's help a nd municipali ties with mo re than of Greeley applied for the per­ Creeley to remi nd citizens to be The meeti ng will be at the input. We're o pe n to a ny ideas 100,000 people to apply fo r a mit and submiucd a stormwater careful where they dispose of Greeley Recreatio nal Cente r, that ci tize ns may come up with .M Forums allow student voice Some want signed support Some from Pace 1 sho uld be, she said . The conswner price index rate Nage l said she notified ofinOation accounu for the increase More Info: exactly why she sho uld sign it." me mbe rs of In & Out abo ut the decision wa!I made to go back to in available funds, said Jennifer Nage l as ked No rto n if she No rton's decision no t to sign the old process because ·Now the Rrumwon, aide to the finance as.si".. The Deuvu-Bo uJder-Greeley would sign a document like the list. She said doing that programs can Sly directly why they tant vice president The SRC bylaws CPI for 2002 i. 184.8, an the O ut List fo r a minority will g ive concerned stude nu a deserve an inCTC:4UC , not why other state that SRC may recommend an increase of 1.9 percent from group. No rto n 's respo nse chance to voice the ir o pin­ progr.um don't" increase for swdent fees only by the 2001. The CPh for 2003 will again was no. io n.!!. This year's SFAP will provide amount of the Denver-Boulder­ not be available until near the - h 's ve ry disappointing," No rto n said she suppo rts three open forums for studenl.'l to Creeley CPI index for the year prior end of February. Nagel said. OTto n's no t sign­ the C LBT Cente r and In & voice their opinions. to SFAP. ing the li5t makes the universi­ Out, but it's not her point of ty seem like it's no t as safe a.! it view that's the is ue. Controversy hinders academic freedoms OPEN OFfICE HOURS AT THE UNIVERSITY CENTER M-"IIRDN RYAN in the past few weeks. Business, had a mecting with Kay Norton. President C ~II C AC O TRlBU Nt: "It's almost impossible to keep Rasmuscn, who offered to tem­ up with the reaction - it's been as porarily trarufer his blog to a privdte (KRT) CHICAGO - Should strOng from the fucuJty and staff as server while univcf3ity lawyCf3 c:Yd..iu­ homosexua1s be hired a.'l teachers? it has been from students,M says aled whether his writings violalt.'d One oUlSpoken Internet pundit Doug Bauder, lhe univcl'llity's coor­ school policy regarding informa­ says no. But his opinion has fu eled a dinator of gay, lesbian, bisexual and tion posted on personaJ Web pages. Monday, September 29th 11 :00 to noon conlTOVCny O\'er academic freedom rransgender student support ser­ IU policy says the university a.m. of expre55ion because it is posted vices. doe n', mo nito r cODlent unle" Tuesday, October 21 ot on a site maintained by the writer's Writing a blog for pubUc perusal 8O meone files a oomp\a..int that a Noon to 1:00 p.m. employer, a state university. has become the latest fad on the Web page ·contains material that Hiri ng gay tC'd.chers "pU IS the Internet., and students and profes­ vi olates the law or University policy." fox into the chicke ucoop," Eric sors across the country are taking -Free expression of ideas is a APPOOfTIIENT .. ,.... " .. ." Rasmusen wrote on his Web log, or advantage of the trend - and of centr.t.l vdllle within the ;lcademy," N AV. Nom

2003-2004 Mirror Reflection

Mirror Staff Norton mould be _ ..,..cIfIc about Plat . 11 Editor in OUcf:Josica Perciante Managing Editor. Heath R Uric! The Mirror th inks the con cept ofUNC President <'N.lIllr;J NeoMl Editor. Alicia Gal legos Kay Nonon's Charting the FUl:Ure plan is a positive 1/,'_-,- . Awoc. News Editor. Jenny one. But the p lan lacks the ( ~Ianllill g clarity and d efiniti on needed p~fS(~PTIO"S ~ Diw!rsions Editor: Shannon to create a successful pla nning l'IabI8... : Hoefer process for the university. There in lack of II If. AMt. J>ivenions Editor: a l i ll )'C ~ The miss ion of Norton's deWhsurroundinglhc ~I II; . Tuwhinda Charting the Future is to "dis" OwUngthe Future ':IniJMWl § Sports Editor: Quio; Marcheso cover opportunities. foster process.. AI$. Sports Editor: Ik,lIldon imagination and invest for Ri ngler g reatness o n its way to SolutIon: Photo Editor: Samh Swingle Charting the FUlure." Norton needs to AMt. Photo Editor: Ct."Orgia Brown But what does that mean? rdeage mor-e specifics. eop, Editors: Jeff Hensley and JO)' It's difficult to figure out how Smit.h this process will be achieved ~ Edlt.or. HI..''3.th R Urie and exactly what e nd it is aimed LOward . There is a Ad. Manager: Kyle Kilness set of guiding principles listed by Norto n 's offi ce AaJt. Ad. Manager: lack WatSOn wh ich supposedly drive the focus of the plan. But Ad. Production Manager. Mike again, things lik.e "creating a cull:Ure of trust" don't Johnsoll give specifi cs about what the goal of this mapping Technical SpedalLU:Jamcs '1\lrpin process is. GcncraJ Managa": Pau1:.t Cobler Again, the concept of creating a map for the uni­ Phone: (970) 31)'1-9270 ve rsity to fo llow financially or otherwise is a good EdiLOr'~ ~ (970) 392-9327 way to demonstrate that UNC leader hip has the Fax: (970) 392--902.1} future in mind. By creating guiding principles and Web site: rnirror.unco.edu a basic outline or a concept for the plan. we only &mailad~ have the beginning of a real map. Norton needs to N~ mirroOlcws@qwcsL nCt tell the rest of the community the details. Only Ads: lIIi rrorad.s@qwesLIlCt then can we know if the process is worth following.

Letters PolIcy: Mirror fl1Itctions an! t"'-o{Iinio7I of'l ht Io1imJr:r tdilorinJboam: jtJfllt:nJIt.J Alida Leuc~ must be:: ~ th::m 200 GalltgoI, )mny MaIming, CIIm Mnrrlwo. .fr5Jw Pm:ion~. JuJ Sntitll and .... lOrds and include name, phone HtaJiI R. lMr! nlunber, ycar; m.yor or f"acu~ ty/ staff position. TIle Mirror reserves the ri ght to ed il or Leadership needs to listen to students about campus concerns ~'Ct any I cue~ . Wilh all res peel. I am nOl is used fo r gener.tl educatio n boards and funding reco mmen­ ft' ' DII: surc the leadership knows whe re courses, a nd the entire campus dation co mmittees. One such We, me employecs of TIle it is gOing. I scanned lhrough could benefit. The cost of o ne of committee that need s mo rc stu­ Mirror, are decficau.'d to using KEVIN the comments on the Charting these applications at an academ­ dents' input is Ihe Academic KASEL The Mirror as a vehide to ed~ the Future Web page, and I have ic price typically is out of reach Informatio n Techno logy caw, inform and ent.cnain the concluded that the administra­ for students' budgets. It wo uld Advisory Cro up. This g ro up student, staff and faculty or me ti o n does not know what it will be nice if stude nts could access gives funding recommendations UNC community. At the same d o to chan the future. this software rrom anywhere o n about the usage o r the campus time. we arc striving to educate ~ 's lead ership has set Granted , it is easy to say there campus, especially at the techno logy fee. ourx:"'e!I and learn me business U ll'i eyes o n trying to a re no ideas abo ut what sho uld Compuler Commo ns. Besides, if Of lhe II members o n the of journalism in a college-flc\\So change its focus to ward stu­ be d o ne . So h ere are so me Western State COllege can afford committee. o n ly one is a stude nt paper environment dents. thoughts on what at l ~a51 o ne it, why can 't ~Co l orado's Best from SRe, and o r the pan six Whe n I first heard this. I student would like to change. Univcl"Sity Expericnce"? meetings, a stude nt was present tho ught it meantlhe administra- UNC needs a computcr appli­ UNC needs nndom places at o nly one meeting. T he pred e­ The Mirror is published lion was tryi ng to get more StU- cali o n server 50 stude nu can around classrooms wh ere stu­ cessor to the AITAG had fo ur every Monday. Wednesday and den u invo lved. I thoughl it access d epa rtme nl-specifi c dents can study before o r after stude nt representatives, and the Fridayduringdleacademicycar meant that students were going applications that may n o t be class. J remember h ow often StU­ student o pinio n tended to d o m+ and on Wednesday dwing the to think lhe last tuition increases part o f t he Microso ft Office d enlS occupied the tables in the inate the allocatio ns subcommit­ summer by the Scudent Media have provided some benefit. suite . There are sevenl d epart­ old Ross Hall third floor. It tee. Corp.ltisprintcdbythe Grceley So I d ecided to go o ntO UNC menu around campus that h ave would be nice to occupy a seat at If UNC wan ts to focus on lhe Tribtme. The first copy is rret:; Preside nt Kay Norton's Web software specifi cally fo r the ir a table instead of occupying a stude nt experience, the n t he ad&oonal coptes are 50 cenlS page and read her state-of-the- stude nts: math, com pUler infor­ seal in an open lab or o n the university needs to ask students. each and must be purchased university address myself. Now r matio n systems, meteorology, fl oor. from The Mirror office. am no t so su re what this change foreign language a nd music, to Finall y, mo re students need - Kevin. Kasel is a smior lib"· name a few. Most of this software to be involved on the funding at mathematics major. " " " j """ ~:: _ " ~ ~ 2:r fO .'U: rt ~ ":~~ ~ " ~" ~ ~ ~ J 11... • LECTURE NOTES Students, r.",.",b.. to submit phoIoo, poetry, etc. lor publication In MONDAY, S EP TEMBE R 29, 2003 THE MIRROR ~ '. ecItion of l1MI Minor. Send to mirromews@qwestnet. 5

Crossword Weekly horoscopes LAIHA __ tio nal style. After a brief phase of low Explore ShOit-lem l enjoyme nt but K N I G H T RIDD E R social inter'CSt, selfd patten u Saturday. workplace relations also Business restrictions may be: lifted_ or recent home disruptions. impl'O"t'C_ LatC Monday. expect authori ty fig­ 'flung - (April 21 -May 20) VIrgo - (Aug. 2~PL 22) ures to impl'O\'C established pt'OCe­ Career choices and fast family di!Jcus­ Roommal.eS or close relatives may dul'C5 o r assign new dutiei. sions arc accented during tll C next press fo r revised fam ily goal'!.. Daily Capricorn - (Dec. 22:J.o. 20) few days. ~k loved o nes fo r penna­ promises. chores and home obligd­ Social agreements will be difIk ult nent financial str.uegies. tio ns may be a stro ng concern. during the next lWO d.1.}'s. Watch for Gemhti - (May 2 1:June 2 1) Impl'CSS othen with your continuing frienc1s and ""'en to misin lCrpm Before: midweek. a subtle romantic dedication. publk l'lta t e me n ~ or fin d mull with attraction demands response. Libra - (Sept. 2~L 23) new group plans. Explore delicate flirtations but opt Neglected business details. forgotten Aquorius - U.n. 2 1-f'eb. 19) for slow progress. Although new rcL... paperwork and o uuta nding pay­ Wonhwhile business suggcstioru: "-i ll tioruhips are promising. public affec­ me n.., will demand completion . be criticilo.(.' '(i for lack of plan ning 01' tions an: not reliable before Oct. 17. Early Thesday. expect key officials to minor mistakes. Rem.Un cht..-e rfully ConceT - Uune 22:July 22) request fast results.. revised Pll?iects dedicated. Planned famUy events or special gath­ o r final decisions. PIsces - (f eb. 2().March 20) erings will won. to ),our advantage. Scotpio - (OcL 24-Nov. 22) Ear ly this week, a friend o r co­ L..m.'ed ones may a.'1k for your conti n­ Romantic O\'C rturcs are difliculL to wo rker may re\'eal priv-,ue infor­ uing acceptance and support. n:sisL Sensuality and dtarisma will matio n o r hint a l a complex fam i­ Leo - Uuly 2!IAug. 22) I.cAci ha\'C a (>O\'o'Crful influence o n new ly hislo ry. Take a ll such expression o nes respond positively to )Uur emo- friendships or workf, l:.lce a ttractions. as a complime nt. .. ~ ... 57 eo.: Of Bartlett 47 Bring 10. hell 50 Unoommon 4i Showplace. SGF.... III 53 TOC* (t1elr. eo ET 'I vehicle S4 Winning position 81 FriencI 5tI I'm gilld thIIra 53 Sch. group On this day..• ~ I &4 Moray _

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Read about lhe upcoming lc'-.trn how to write .1Il c(f<.'C tivc Maroon 5 concert at UNe in I\.'sume from <1 to 5 p.m . Tuesday \\'cdlll.!sday's edilK>n . DIVERSIONS in Kepner I-Iall Room 0030. 6 T H E MIRROR E DITORS: S H ANNON HOEFER AND CHINVER E TuTASHINDA M O NDAV, SEPTEMBE R 29, 2003 • • What's On Stars shine In Loveland TV KELSEY WARNER 51' An' WR I T t: K Today Healing p ri ces arc nOI the " Everwood" - 8 p.m. on o nly thing 0 11 the rise this wi n­ Channel 2, wn ter. En tertainmen L opportuni­ Nfl. football - Creen ties in Nurthe rn Colorado j ust Bay Packers 31 Chicago received a boost with the 0 llen­ Bean at 7 p.m. on ing of lhe lJ ud ..... ciser Evcnts ChruUlCI 7. ABC Center in Loveland. In additio n to housi ng the ".'ear Factor" - 7 p.m. Colorado Eagles of the Ccllt'dl on Channel 9, NBC Hockey League and the Nation,,1 Womcn 's B.tskclball "CS1: Miami" - 9 p.m. on Associalion's Colorado Ch ill. GEORGIA BROWN I THE MIRROR Channel 4, CBS th is ve nue also ..... ill bring big­ ThB Budweiser Event. Center In Loveland opened ea rlier this month and will hOlt the alternative band Matchbox 20 Noy. 15. n a me tale nt to North e rn '"TItird Watch" - 9 p.m. Colorado. game next year hCI·e." O'A ngcli O n Dcc. 3, Ke n ny Ro d gers· on OlaJlncl 9, NBC " It is iLS own Sc; parlHe mar­ said . "Ch ristma From the Heart" will ket (rom Denver," said Lou More info. Still to come is the b~tTld co me 10 the center. "'Temptation Island " (. .;ca­ O'Angeli , m31'k,e ting and sales Matchbox Twell ty with special Also in OCLObe r is thc open­ son nn .....l e) - 7 p.m. on director fur Ihe venue. "There Where: TIle Budweiser guests Fo untains of Wayne, ing game of the Colorado Olanncl 13 or 51, FOX are a lot, o f p~ op l c ~o caler 10." E\'e nl.'i Centcr, 5290 Arena which wi ll perform on ov. 15. Eagles' season. The team will Th e -center, which draws its Circle in Loveland. Tickets already arc o n salc. Th is have t ..... o exh ibition lrdmes on "'Seent of a Woman" - audie ncc fro m northern concert will be the cen ter's fi rst Oct. 10 and II , both against the starring AI Pacino and Colorado .a n d southern For more infonnation aoout concen and it already is close to Okalahoma City Blazers. Their Ouis O'Donnell at 6 p.m. Wyoming, has had an excellen t upcoming c\'enlS or to pur­ selling o ut. season o pene r will be Oct. 17 on Otaa.mcl 32, AMC tu rno ut 50 far. selling OUl itS chase tickel.'i, visit budwei9- "The re are n't a lot of tickets against lhe Tulsa O ilers. T he fi rst t ..... o eve nts and attracting ereveRt:scenter.com. left," O'An geli said. center already has sold o ut of "Dazed and Confused" - morc than 10,000 people to a More concerts are planned , Eagles 5e~uo n tickets. starringJ ason London at 9 free open ho use Sep t. 2S. but no thin g has been The Budweiser Even ts Cen ter p.m. 0 0 Channel 52, "The community has the Flo rida Panthers and a show announced yet. is a 7,200-seat ve nue located j ust Comedy Centnl e mbraced it," O'Ange li said . by Bill Cosby. O ne event coming u p is no rth of U.S. Highway 54 by "Th ey like having eve n ts in It is possible that the "Scott Hamilto n and Friends o n Interstate 25 in Loveland . "-Kissing A Fool" - star­ their own backyard." Avalanch e might return to the Icc" o n Oct. 2~. This perfor­ "There is not a bad seal in ring David Schwim.mer at T he sold-o ut eve n ts include cen ter. mance will be the li rst icc show the ho use," O'A ngeli said. 6 p.m. on Otannel 37 a n exh ib ition game between '" wo n't say it's o ut of the a t the center. It also will be "I)eople fec i dose to the per­ the Colorlldo Avalan che and question to have an exhibi tion ta ped fo r na ti o nal b roadcast. formers.-

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left side with ),Olil- left leg bent yo u, your dedica ti on to the same perso n for twO years. }'OU able relationship, and if this per4 people are responsible adullS, sex and yo ur right leg fu ll y extend· imp mvi ng youl"Se lf will .lI ways arc one of the fortunate few who son ill your best friend, you IwO wi ll nOl be an issue. In the begin­ cd . Your hips should be square- be re necled in YOllr spirit. has found someone you call co n­ know each othe r' pretty well . Sit ning of your mom and Pe Ler's nect with. JUSt because something down wi th her and talk about the relationship, there might have is difficult doesn't mCi.1Il it is issues. Make sure the two of YOli been some sexual te nsion, but if impossi ble. Being in a lo ng-dis­ set IimilS fo r the ho use and, d esig­ they have been friends for a ll tance relationship is hard but nate d e,millg days. If this does not these years, tllcir friendship is fa r Drop in for wo rlh il in the end. Think of the wo rk, you mi ght w.:lIlt to try to be beyond tllC point whe re sex will yC'd1'S you ha\'e Imd with this pcr- a lit tle cleaner. DOII 't fo rget dean- become .. problem. ALL YOU CAN " Do you need advice from peo­ (}Ij. , " EAT ple other than your friends? Wrile 10 Satin and Augellica at ~~ iJ/ SPAGHETTI TIle Mirror. SubmiS-.. ions to the l.q $3.79 EARN CASH TODAY advice column are due at 5 p.m. AND HELP SAVE LIVES! ~ " (Monday's & Tuesday Friday nighl. Submissions may be 1 Donate your life saving blood plasma &. """iv" 1 ediled for content and can be -..~ UP TO $20 TODr11 .. anonymous. Please c-nlail us al ZLB Service. [email protected] and be Evans, CO 80620 sure 10 look for your cohunn in • www.:Ih.com. the Monday edition of The Mirror. Upcoming Weekend scores

Tuesday: Twins \'S. Yankees. J I a.m. on ESPN Broncos 20, Uons 16 (S wlClay) TIlUrsday: Avalanche ''S. Stars, 6:30 p.m. Rockies I O, Padrcs 8 (Sunday) Sunday: Broncos \'5. Chiefs, I I a.m. on CBS SPORTS ](jngs 3, AvaJanche 1 (Saturday) MON OAY, S E PTEMBER 29, 2003 EOITOR: C U RlS MARCUESO THE MiRROR 9 Bears rally to 14-10 win at MSU MIRROR STAFF REPORT Christensen we ill 15--25 for IS7 yartb Lulay threw up a pass. He was looking alld two touchdowns. fo r a receive r in the end 'lone alld The UNC Bears :trc Showin g. ye t T he linal, game-wi nning touchdown fo und Shaw instead. The d erense 3g'd in, lhal Lhey arc gelling rcady for the was hauled in by wide receive r J amar all owed 14 1 yd.fds I"Ushing by MSU. The big li me. Fa rl>cs wi ll i close to twO mi nutcs left in Bears o n ly had allowed 125 }7t rds rush­ T hey pulled Ollt a fo urth-q uarLc r the g:.une. Due to the double and triple in g combined d uring the previous fo ul' rally Saturday. giving Lh e m a 14. 10 win cO\'erage Jackso n hal been receivin g g;:unes. against Division t·M Mo nt:lIla St.'\l.c. from oppone llls. F:lri>es stepped up. Ikatin g MSU leaves the ikal"5 with a the curren t Big Sky champions. T his taking some of the pressure ofT j;:tckSOIi 4-1 record this seasO I1 . Not o llly did the g'd me marks the !i rst time NC has and Christensen. Beal. put :t halt lO MSU 's rour game be'lI,en MSU since 1952, whe n it won '17- All-A merican Adam Matthews winning streak at ho me, Lhey :.Iso broke 0, rushed for 103 yards o n 25 carries. T his M U' rour-g;.une win ning streak ag-di nst Trdil ing I().O a l halfti me, the Sears nmrks the 13th ti me he has rushed for NC. had some couching up to do. Hassan more than 100 yards in a game. 1·le is T he Bc;trs h:wc a week orr 1.0 pl'cpare Rashad completed;1 g,O-yard pass in lhe o nly 657 ya rds aWdy from the school ror Western WaSh in gton, a team U IC fourth quarter to wide receiver Vincent recol'd held by Caynor Blackmon. has yc t to r:tce. The Vi kings march into J3cbon 0 11 a fake punt to put the Bears O n the opposite side of the ball . the Nouingham Fie ld at noon o n Oct. II . I in scori ng pOS ition. defe nse had three lSOlCk.s, llnd Dare')' F:.unily Weekend, to mke on the Bears. Senior rum.nc back Adom Matthews c...... the boll gel Shaw had one of two tu rno\'ers in the -l1lis is the fi rst ye:tr the Bears h ;:wc down NottIn&ham field. Tho _ .. ,." Ied lor • 14-10 Jackson was able to in the end ;:1 cO Ill IX!U..'d as a Oi vi~ i on I-M Independent win Saturday acalnst Montana State In Bozeman. 'lone a few plays later on 22-yard pass game. It camc during the last play of the Mont., eMnc them a 4-1 record this ...... , . fro m Tony Ch ristensen. game, whc n MSU quarterback Tr,wis te'

Idaho must have h ad a returned rrom the Boise State ful , t.hey gO lla get more shots o n 15, finish ing third at the bad effect o n the soccer Nike Invh alional wi th an 0-2 goal Wi ld ho rsc Invitatio nal in record, cou rtesy of two Gothe nburg, Neb. sh uto uts. Golf Senio r All-Am e rican Emil y The team resorted lO its Russel is lead ing the wo men 's problems from earlier in the Next Match: Mo nday and team with a average ro und season by nOt scoring and no t Tuesday a t De nver University get.ting e no ugh sho ts . Invite and De nver Invitatio nal score or 76.2 with a yea r low o f During its laler fo ur-g-dme Location: Denver 69, unbeate n streak, lhe team Sopho mo re Dustin M ills is scored two goals in every game T he "ba ll·busters" will get a the leading shoote r 0 11 the excep t fo r it.5 ()..{) tie to New cra k a t improvi ng their pe rfo r­ me n's team wi th a n average Mexico. mance o f the last couple even ts round score o f 73 afte r th ree One ro ugh fact about this ""h en both the me n and wo men Record: S-4-1 rounds with a low ro und ror the assup, y'all? Teddy B. Next Came: S:!W p.m. Friday weekend was the Learn 's ability trave l to De nve r to compete. year of 73. W hittin' yo u up to lei ya against Regis to dispose o f a bad team. O n In their Ictst even u , the men know how Oa Bears d id this Locatio n: Denver Sunday, the Bean lost to 3-7-1 placed 14th at the Falcon wee kend a ll d whal's on the host Bo ise State 2-0. Thcy also ' Invitatio nal in Colo rad o Sports orl Tap is compiled by schedule for the next couple of The sta te of Idaho was nOl got Outs hOl 17-4 ror the g'A me, Springs, wh ile the women last Asrista11l ports Editor Brondon dart· kind to the soccer t,cam as they For the learn to be success- played o n the weekend o f Sep, Ringkr. .. , . 10 THE M IRROR MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, 2003 Season has unexpected start Women 's soccer falls short 'SUtOR ITAFF REPOiif througho ut the game, whil B U The Vikings finall)' have gO I­ evcry week and put up 30, 35 goalkeeper Kim I)arker o nly had Le n their Sluff together and are and e\'en 40 points a game, The UNC wo me n's soccer to make o ne, dominating other teams. Daunle Wh ile the offemc could have team added a loss to i IS record Redsh in freshman Ch elsey BRAN DON Culpepper and have been expected 10 provide such Sunday when it LOo k o n the Ekenbcrg got two shots offin the RINGLER become the m Os t lethal q uarter· high perfo rmances . the Chiefs' Bo ise Slate Bro nco! at the Bo ise game, the most that any UNC back-to-rcceiver combination in is beginning to make St.1le Ni ke Invitatio nal playe r made. Junior fo rward the NFL A lot o f their SlICCc..'M is appear.mces at the games. Free­ T he Broncos ($-7· 1) came O ut Raegan McHugh and senior because the two o f them fin ally agent additio ns Vo nnie Holliday, o n lOp with a 2-0 win against ule defense Shannon Fox abo a got have grown up and reali zed the Dexter McCleon and Shawn Bears, mak· sho l off o ing into the NFL se .. - good of the team is bellcr than Barber have added experience ing the each. Glion, nobody could have individual statistics. and a welcomed infusion o f tal­ 8 ea r 5 This was predicted this would be the way Culpepper is playing the best entto a defense that. simply pm, record $-4-1. the Bears' the first five wceQ would shape football of his career and has cut sucked last year. The second loss up. d own significantly o n his wily, the Broncos are the game stayed over the Some of th e NFL's lOp teams turnovers. If he throws less than o nly team on the list that was c l os e w eeken d . have fallen on hard times. wh ile 10 this season, he expected 1.0 win. With Jake through o ut Division some perennial also-rans have will surely win league MVP. Plummer running lhe show and the first half, Utah State risen from the ashes to become Moss finally is realizing he Climon Po n.is just running. this Ekenberg a l th oug h Swinehart put the Bears dominant teams. can not do it on his own . He has is a \'ery dangerous learn . With scored two BSU ouuhot made 10 saves unde r Friday The Viki ngs. SeahawQ, Colu. been the biggest advocate of win· such young talent as Portis and goals Sunday in the Sears Sunday in afte rnoon in Chiefs and Broncos all sport ning, as he is congratulating receiver Ashley Lelie, this is the Boise. with a 4-2 Boise. a 2"() win in undefeated records after eve rybody else fo r doing well It mOlt talented Broncos team in margin. Boise. Sunday's games. The Broncos used LO be that Moss didn't care yean, including the Super Bowl The Bro ncos' Brittany UNC wi ll face Regis are the only ones who could about anybody except himself. teams. Zoellner scored the two goals of University at 3:30 p.m. Friday in have been expect,cd to be silting T he Colu are the biggest su r· The way they manhandled lhe (f'dme. one in each half. The Denve r. T he Bears opened the ir undefeated at this point, while prise of the season SO rar, in my the Raiden was simply amazing. second half saw the Broncos out­ season last year against the then the rcst oflhose learns are shock­ eyes. Without a consinent run· Mter Ian yea"s Monday night shoot UNe 13-2. No. 10 ranked Rangers and ing the NFL. ning g'dme from EdgerrinJames, debacle, nobody expected this Se nior goalkeepe r Shan na topped them in a 2·1 victo ry in The Se'lhawks truly have they still have been able to find kind of performance out of the Swinehart completed 10 saves C reeley. bonded as a lcam and arc living ways to win . Eve n Marvin Broncos. It jU!t we nt to show up 10 their pol.ential as a vcry Harrison is struggling to live up they are for real this year. dangerolU olTensi\'C: ball club. to his normal high standards of In the wacky NFL, anybody Basketball schedule announced Quarte rback Malt Ha.!I!etbeck performance. Amazingly. the can be thought of as <& potential finally is fulfilling th e promises Colts are winning because of Super Bowl winner. With no 2003-2004 men's basketball coach Mike Holgrcm predicted their defense. Tony Dungy final· repeal champio ns since the home sched ule: wh en he ."t cquircd Hassclbcck I)' h as got them believing in Denve r BroncOl in the late '90s , TIle UNe men's baskelbailleam • Nov. 25 \'S. Colorado Mines fro m the Green Ba)' Packers. themselvcs, and it's paying ofT. It and different champions si nce announced Saturday that only nine • Nov. 28 \'S. Kendall CoUege The Sealu.wks are playing 50 docsn'l hurt to have the super­ then, it is anybody's ),ear every of iu 28 [r.:Unes Illis SC'dSO n will be • Nov. 29 vs. Colorado Christian well as <& te

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(970)-302·8S49. 22.50. Contact Joyce or rored . Sund.y, Sept 28th LARGE THREE· BED RooM APART­ ACT NOW! Book II people, ICI 12th trip MEtfT'. $7OOImonth. Washerldl')'er hookup. & (ree. Group dilCOunll for sill +. orr IIrcct parkin. , 13lS Seventh St. CIII or 800- 284-9645 . Tuesday, Sept 30th 838,8202. STUDIO APA RTMENT, 181.2 11th Ave, ACTIVlTIF..5 LEADEK-SENIORS 1 100- Gftal condition, S31SJmo. All uti lities 03: Hirina ranlC $9-$I1.50lhr, 10·20 paid . No petS, S200 depo& it. 388'()736. ItrsIwk with li mi ted benefitil. OrganiZCJ and hoIlS special evenlS, progrIrtli lid act ivi liCi AVAILABLE PROPERTI ES AN D self-stOl"­ for lI :alfl(':ld Ch ilson r cent er. Hours and age. Studio, one, bedroom, four-bedroom 8:00 P.M. day. of won will 'I'll')' IICCOrd ing 10 sched­ home. 10.1011.00 101120 nOl1llc uni ts. down· ule. Abi lity to drive II passenger van. Prey tOWn and UNC arel. (970)352·331 1. e.p workina with Sl:nior citizens Ind know l· UC Ballrooms edle of senlor activity Pf'Oil'llnuning highly GREAT APA RTMf:NTS: one block fann desired. MuS! poueu 01' abililY to obuUn UNC UC. Three llId (~-bedroom uniu. CPR and Fint Aid ccnir.clIKlns within JO Si., nirlC' or twelvc month Icase. $l5O pe-r days of hire. Vlid CO driver's license With· room+utilities. (970) 352·2843 or (970) 38 1- in 30 days of hire . Course wort in re-cru· 1012 . nUNC ation, education or rdated litld preferred. !!lip ffily sub$titme for education prefer­ COIJ..EGE STUDEl'-ITS: Roommate needed ence. Six month prcviouse ellp worLing $4 Others ASAP. $37.5/0)0. plUl 1/4 utilitit'l . Nlc:e, new with older &dullS preferred . Dnving I'«Qfd duplell. Call len (970) .576-0082. and crimi nal bad",round obclined pre­ employment. Complete list JOb "'REE REN"I': W,lk to Clmpus. Four·bed· dUll~uircmcnl~ IIvai lablc at follo ..... ing room.two·bath, n11 utihtlC!> Ineluded, Newer nddn:SlI. City of Lo\'clnnd IIpphc~uon buildtna. Wasncr&Drycr. S9OOJmonth, (910) rcquircd. Apply: Human ResoorteJI,.soo B. 667-1999. C.&C Propeny ServiCd. 3td SI. Lovelllnd, CO 80.537 or w.....w.dJoveland.co.u5 by S p.m. Mon, Oct NI EST ARO ND! liuge. newly I'Cmod­ 6,2003, EOE elc:d four-bedroom, main noor Ip:artment In historic buiklin& Only $225 per room , 1227 AMBITIOUS, ENTII USIAST IC MEM­ 12th Ave. l52.()189. BERS NEEDED for the ,\ ssodllllon for UN tvr.aS t rv,j Women In CommunJc:atJon5. Lean Impor­ TI~ R EE ROOMS FOR REl'IT. Close tocum· NORTHERN C OLORA DO IItnt job skills, II ny rnlYor wekome! For pus. Utilities included . S275-S3.50, CIIS ok. more InformlllkJn ronllc:t Becky lit 37 1- ") .... ,. CIII Nit at )78'()7.53 or 3.56-9888 . Party Idea of the week: Crisco Twister - This is going to be awesome. Get two Twister mats and duct tape the to your floor side by side. Then lube up your giant Twister board with a thin layer of Crisco shortening and let the games begin. Traditional

Twister is fine. However, to spice it up, turn it into a drinking game or try it naked. ·5obmi'ed by MiSty. Spoome<.' Som.,., Pick-up line of the week: Are those space jeans? 'Cause your ass is out of this world.

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The Reno Review by Reno Dhalson

Did somebody order some ass shaIOO? Booyahh is beck in the mix, and so is Reno ... that's me. II you'Ve lost that IoWl teelin ', and you 1t'Mlk life akl, worth 1Mn', maybe ~ 's 'cause you sin' been down 10 the State Arrrrt:Ky. We're talkin' FREE 12m .;;;;ii.ioiioil dando', drinkwl' and some good 01' lashk>ned rabble reus/n', I spent about 45 minutes or 90 just havin' my wg:y with my good 01 ' Buddyweiser altha front bar. You know, the one right when you walk In. Shoot, I was foolin' all right and soskln' in some of thai old west atmosphere when I heard thai bass line drop. You know the one. Dogonh, if they sin' got something going on in thai back room. I took a sttoIl, and what should my wandering eyes see? Not one, nol two, but three Iovety ladies dardn together, shalun like they got fleas. So many pretty girts I had to poke my right eye twice just 10 be sure I wasn' seein' one 01 dam mirages. Lotsa handsome dudes, too, but shoot, I sin' wor­ ried cause I can still shake my groove thang. AJlyway, it turned into one hell of a night In fact. it was one of the best I'll be down to the Armory again. and maybe 11 see you ,.. unless you see me fWst.

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