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It's hoped the enclosed articles, give you some idea of what to expect come launch.

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Switch:

It's a tablet. It has a HD display You can bring your  (rumoured 720p). Nintendo Switches together for local multiplayer games (i.e. wireless linkup).

Dock:

It's a Dock. (Not a toaster? Ed).

It connects your Switch to the TV (rumoured 1080p output).

Lift your Switch out of the dock, to undock it. (No toaster-style popping then? Ed.).

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Joy-Con:

It's a controller.

No. Wait. There's two of them. They are controllers.

They detach from, and attatch to, the Switch. They are detachable controllers, =D...!

Yes. We've had JoyPad, we've had Controller, now JoyCon!

Sounds like a Decepticon trick, Megatron devised to trick Autobots out of having a good time, ^_^, or like a knock-off controller brand. Did you know? We all know that the NES console, Nintendo introduced years ago, took cartridges. Did you know that Nintendo officially called them GamePaks however? Nobody ever referred to them as GamePaks in practice. Similarly, JoyCon is likely to be what you search online for, when looking for a replacement controller, rather than what you say to your mate, when you want a go on a game - "Hey! Pass me a Still, a whole generation survived controller!" a console called "Wii", with "wiimotes", so...!

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Joy-Con Grip:

JoyCons slip into it. Feels like a traditional  controller.

Different Ways to Play:

One JoyCon, Two JoyCons, Two JoyCons, Two JoyCons, No JoyCons. two hands. two hands. one Grip. one Cup. You can use a (Now you're wireless just being silly. Pro Controller Ed.). instead. ...and finally:

The unviel video Nintendo debuted 20th Also shown was a stand that flips out from the October, showed a cartridge slot on the top, back of the unit, allowing you to stand the confirming earlier rumours that the machine Switch up by itself. would use cartridges instead of discs. 07 United World Feature

Be sure to read the small print, before entering! Want one?:

If you're kind enough to give Yes. It's a competition. Nintendo your email address, they'll And you can enter over on enter you into a prize draw to be one Nintendo's Official UK store, of the first people in the world, to get at this bewilderingly long URL a Nintendo Switch come launch. (or just use the QR code):

https://m.store.nintendo.co.uk/ninint/competition.account?comp=SWITCH

Sean Walder reports... : ils of Japan indicating the 13th. This is a due to timezone differences - 1pm Det Friday 13th, in Tokyo, is 8pm Thursday 12th, in the United States, y in Tokyo, at 1pm, on Friday the 13th c according to Pacific Time Zone i of January, 2017, and Nintendo of u (which is also 9pm Mountain Time, J Japan have confirmed the event will The Nintendo Switch will reveal the exact launch date of the 10pm Central Time and 11pm launch in March 2017. Prior to Switch, and also provide previews of Eastern Time). launch, Nintendo will release a list of games in development. The event is games due out around launch, also expected to provide information Nintendo UK have weighed confirm the day it'll be launched, on pricing. You'll be pleased to hear in, saying the live stream can be how much it'll cost, and any different then, that the presentation is to be watched live in the UK, at 4am in the product configurations. live streamed through the internet. morning of Friday the 13th January, by visiting Nintendo's Tatsumi Nintendo of America has www.nintendo.co.uk/switch Although it will be a broadcast of a Kimishima has announced an tweeted that the same Nintendo Japanese event, there will be an official "Nintendo Switch Presentation Switch Presentation 2017 will in fact English voice over, so we can 2017" event, for media, analysts, occur on the 12th of January, despite understand what is being said. and trade partners, taking place official press materials from Nintendo 08 OTHER EVENTS: in the US, extending United World Feature Alongside the Japanese event, across the weekend, there are media and trade events with Friday and Makuhari Messe venue in Chiba, planned to run in both the US and Saturday being invite only, and Saturday the 11th of February, Europe, as well as opportunities for Sunday the 15th welcoming anyone through to Sunday the 12th of the public to play the console also, on a first-come-first-served basis. February. The event has featured all around the same time. That pattern is repeated, as the Smash Bros and Splatoon tour takes in Toronto (27th-29th competitions in previous years, The aforementioned Jan), Washington DC (10th-12th leading to speculation about Feb), Chicago (17th-19th Feb), San presentation on the 13th of whether a Smash Bros title on Francisco (24th-26th Feb) and Los Nintendo Switch will make an January is to be held at Tokyo Big Angeles (3rd-5th March) with the appearance. There will certainly be Sight, and the same venue will be first two days in each location being Switch consoles there, and we'll used on the weekend of the 14th invite-only, and the last being know more about what games will and 15th of January to host the first-come-first-served. The be playable, as the event "Nintendo Switch Experience Nintendo Switch is also expected to approaches! Also in Japan, the Meeting 2017" - an event that be present at PAX South in San Nintendo Switch has been anyone can participate in freely, Antonio (27th-29th Jan), PAX East confirmed to be appearing at the allowing them to get hands on with in Boston (10th-12th Mar) and World Hobby Fair, which takes place the Nintendo Switch. SXSW in Austin Texas (16th-18th across four different locations - Mar). Nagoya (at the Nagoya Dome, Jan In the US, Nintendo have 22nd), Tokyo (at the Makuhari also confirmed there will be a In the UK, a London event is Messe - halls 9, 10, and 11, Jan private, five-hour showcase taking planned, and there was a 28th-29th), Osaka (at the Kyocera place in New York, for trade and competition before Christmas for Dome, Feb 5th) and Fukuoka (at media, also on the 13th of January. the public to win a chance to go the Fukuoka Yahoo Auctions Dome, On the same day, Nintendo of hands-on with the Nintendo Switch Feb 12th). America will livestream Nintendo on either Saturday the 14th or Treehouse videos, which will take Sunday the 15th of January. Nintendo Switch is also an indepth look at the new games Hopefully there will be more UK confirmed to be putting in an that will have been announced - events you can play the Nintendo appearance down under, at gaming those will be broadcast live via Switch at, announced soon! and internet event RTX Sydney Youtube and Twitch, from 6:30am 2017, held at the International Pacific Time, or 2:30pm in the Back in Japan, the Japanese Convention Centre, Sydney, Feb afternoon in the UK, on Friday the public's second chance to get hands 4th-5th. 13th January. on with Nintendo Switch, will come during Tokaigi Game Party 2017 - a The New York event is gaming event being held at the actually the first event of Nintendo's Switch Preview Tour

s: ur 2017 for Nintendo Switch, so it is o already suspected there will be um some wiimote style functionality in y R HARDWARE SPECS: the JoyCons, although whether this ic Rumours regarding hardware is just tilt and motion sensing, or u the ability to actually point at the J specs are leading to expectations of RELEASE DAY: a 6.2 inch screen with a 720p Switch or TV, remains to be seen. The release date for the UK resolution. (and other regions with PAL While we await the release of televisions) is rumoured to be the full specifications of the Friday the 17th of March, with the While no touch features were demonstrated in the Nintendo Switch, it has been Switch launching across the world revealed at least that the machine unvieling video that debuted on during the same week (13th to runs on a custom Nvidia Tegra chip. Youtube in October, the screen is 19th March). Thus, it's expected Former versions of this chip have that if release dates vary in rumoured to be a capacitive featured in the Nvidia Shield (a different territories, it will only be multi-touch screen, suggesting micro console for playing by a few days. multi-touch gestures will be -purchased games on a TV) possible - an improvement over the and a number of smart devices - Wii U and 3DS, which are single PRICING: tablets and phones. This led touch, and utilise styluses for Japanese gaming bible to Pricing rumours point to two precision. A capacitive multi-touch ask Nintendo if there were any console packs, at two different screen would bring Switch into line plans for them to support price points. The cheapest expected with modern day smart phones and smartphones that used Tegra at £199.99, and the more tablets. expensive pack at £249.99. The processors. "I can not answer at the moment," came the response. latter is rumoured to have a pack-in Additionally, there are game (possibly a Splatoon remake) It is obvious, Nintendo is keeping and more internal storage onboard, rumours that the right JoyCon quiet on the Switch until January, than the cheaper model. sports a short-range infra-red although it's surprising Nintendo Pro-Controllers are expected to sensor, making it plausible that it didn't dismiss the idea outright. retail seperately for around £39.99. could be used as a pointing device. Ubisoft have confirmed Just Dance 09 THE TEAM From humble beginnings, Weekly Games Magazine was born...

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HereHere They Lie

Yes, ladies and gentlemen - this game has been rated PEGI 18, so some of you will have to wait Intrigued to learn what horror a few years before you're allowed to play it. awaits gamers in the upcoming Life isn't fair, is it? Resident Evil 7, Mark McGowan made his way over to the PlayStation VR section of E3, only to find Resident Evil 7 playtests had already all been booked. "Ah, well...this'll do instead," he thought, adjusting the PSVR headset, and transporting himself into the foreboding game world of Here They Lie...!

Here They Lie throws you into a world full of the familiar yet strange. You start off in a subway...... ah...yes.. most of us have some understanding of one of those. And that's your grounding - before everything gets just a little bit trippy.

"Definitely got a lot of mind-twisting horror...lot of like things twisting and turning, environment changing on you as you approach... sharks flying in the sky, and a lot of people in weird pig masks..." says Mark, impressed by what he saw. "Great sound design - everything felt He didn't think he'd find the game particularly scary, very real,". since he loves horror movies, and has also played a lot of horror games. "Occasionally there's the jump scare," he said, It's one of the ways referring to the tactics horror games usually deploy, "but not Here They Lie gets to the general sense of dread you get from a really good horror you - you hear a movie sometimes, but [with Here They Lie] I was feeling a bit of typewriter being used that, and I was pretty impressed," he confessed. in the next room, and freak out someone is The immersion of virtual reality helped. there; you may hear "Someone being behind your character in a first breathing that sounds person game, you're like - oh no - I bet someone's like someone's behind behind me, but actually having to... *slowly turns you breathing down around*...actually having to do that, definitely adds your neck; and you'll something, and it really... kinda got to me!" said be walking along, when Mark, before going on to praise the brilliant use you'll suddenly hear the of 3D Audio also. 14 ...... HERE THEY LIE

Getting to Grips...!

"I had trouble The PSVR headset getting the headset on," has a wheel at the back commented Mark, for adjusting the indicating he had to tightness of the make adjustments to headband, and a button have it fit properly, "but beneath the visor for that's just something adjusting how near or where you're gonna far away from your eyes have to... tinker with it. it is. A separate release Everyone will have to button on the back of figure out the [best] the headband is used settings on their own". when taking the headset on and off.

"""The thing that made me most terrified was a part in the demo where there was this huge cliff, and just stars... like a view of the universe - standing on this cliff. I initially thought I had to jump off, and I am petrified of heights, and I am like: "I really don't want to do this," ...and then I looked behind me, and I was like - "Oh, there's another way for me to go - that's fine...". But if they had actually moved the wall, behind me, and pushed me off the cliff - I probably would have maybe screamed, because yeah - that's a personal fear of mine."""-" Mark McGowan.

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and someone's rocking towards because of the pacing of both "It was really immersive, the me? I probably can't get away. So games. Nonetheless, he sound design was great and the I just started walking towards recognises Resident Evil is still controls especially were spot on. I them...I accept my fate!" survival horror, whereas don't actually own a PS4 yet, but I Tangentlemen's Here They Lie think I'm going to get it bundled Mark claimed that he felt falls more into the with the VR. I am seriously both Resident Evil 7 and Here camp of psychological horror, impressed." They Lie have been influenced by "which is the genre I like, so I'm PT (a Silent Hills demo released a looking forwards to it..." adds Of course, the real question is, Mark, clearly tempted to pick the while ago, that he describes as a how long does it last? I had feared game up. "Big Thing" and a "revolutionary most early VR games would be horror experience"), simply quick VR treats, or impressive 16 ...... HERE THEY LIE

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I don't know what's more scary - the spookiness of it all, or the fact it looks like it was made by a kid back in 1999 using Microsoft Front Page Express. I guess this home-made-looking approach, is the website equivalent of the shaky home camera in Blair Witch Project.

 Is this website full of crucial backstory, or just here to freak me *FZZ* Er...what just happened? O_o. out? Okay...I'm closing the browser. I think my speakers just farted too.... I need to retreat to my happy place. 18