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Once again for the Spring Exam Break Issue we've ask Christianity into use, to witness to others, so to speak. our University professors to tell us about the most inter I am happy to offer you that opportunity. I know that Dinner for two esting excuses, believable or unbelievable, they've been you said, on the first week of class, that our papers were presented with. This year's 'The Dog Ate My Homework to be due at the beginning of April. However, I find myself Contest' received entries from a wide range of depart unable to produce a paper for you. I couldn't bring myself at La Residence ments and even"a dean! to tell you that my Grandmother has died, or that I have Our first place winner, and recipient of a $150 gift some dread disease, or some other lie. But like you, I am certificate to Fowler's Gourmet, is the Dean ofthe Univer trying to be a Christian. sity Chapel, William H. Willimon, who reveals an actual Therefore my excuse is that I have sinned. I been dating Mistaken addresses result letter he recieved from a student. In second place is Roger this woman and have been spending a great deal of time Corless from the religion department with a tale of a GTE with her. You can probably put two and two together and in misplaced papers? phonebook and a student who strictly abides by federal realize that I have sinned. postal laws. In third place is Dr. Frances J. White from Therefore I am going to give you the opportunity to Roger Corless, Religion the Biological Anthopology and Anatomy department demonstrate your Chris with a rundown on ways not to tell him that you can't tian faith by forgiving % *^2^L » •» When a student did not submit the first assignment, complete your lemur research. me. I am not going to % £^^^ ^~%» * ^ In addition we've included the runners-up for you to and did not answer the roll, I assumed that he had ask you to bend the J^_ i ta _____• ^ ____> dropped, and turned in a mid-term grade of F. Subse read and learn what you can and cannot get away with. rules for me or to de A special thanks goes out to Jennifer Springer and quently, he appeared in class. Asked about the assign cide if the excuse I ment, he looked blank. Carol Greene for putting everything together, and our am giving is wor S esteemed judges, Anna Lee, Joy Bacher and Armando thy. I am sim Gomez, for taking time to judge the entries. So, take a few ply going to He claimed he knew minutes and read some of the excuses, and remember, ask your for nothing ofthe F, a no never say that 'The dog ate my homework!' tice of which had been giveness. sent to him from Did not the Registrar, Jesus say, since nobody "He who is ever sent him $150 Gift Certificate without sin any mail, throw the and so, al from Fowler's Gourmet first stone?" though he Of course, rented a since you are mailbox, a professor, he never "Father, forgive them, your probably checked it. they know not what they do." have never been late for a paper. Therefore you probably feel quite comfortable in throwing He further William H. Willimon, Dean, University Chapel a stone at me. However, Jesus also said, "Father forgive claimed, that them, they know not what they do." When I was spending he had left the so much time with the woman, when I should have been paper at my house Here is an actual excuse which I received, in my capac at midnight on the day that ity as Professor at the Divinity School, for a late paper: working on this paper, I really did not know what I was doing. Therefore, forgive me. it was due. The address he gave, however, was that of Dear Dr. Willimon, another professor with the same last name as mine. I know that you are a Christian. I also know that you are constantly searching for practical ways to put your Yours in the Christian faith, Joe. See EXCUSES on page 6
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EXCUSES From page 4
He had found that address by calling GTE information, researchers are waiting to collect fecal samples. The and, although both I and the other professor have lived in student's suggestion of providing a cup of coffee and some Durham for twenty years, he said that only one person $50 Gift Certificate magazines was not adopted. with my last name was listed (and, as it happened, it was 3) "I couldn't collect data as my study animal would not not I). That professor told me that he had not found the from Gothic Bookshop stop trying to lick my shoes." This problem is easy to solve: assignment in his mailbox. change shoes. The student said the paper was on disk, and produced 4) "I got locked in the lemur's forest enclosure." This is it the following day. a frequent problem. It is not, however, an excuse for not The dog ate my homework a.k.a. the collecting data. In fact it provides students with unique When the second assignment did not appear, I enquired opportunities to study nocturnal behavior undisturbed. of the student, and he again looked blank and offered lemur ate my data sheet 5) "The baby lemur relieved itself on my head." This was precisely the same excuse as before, but this time, the patently untrue. The infant in question was only sitting address he gave for his nocturnal delivery was the former Dr. Frances J. White, Biological on the researcher's head. It relieved itself on the victim's address of the other professor. Anthropology and Anatomy shoulder. Besides, this should not interfere with data But, the professor who now lived at that address told collecting abilities, although it does argue for the use of me that she had not found the assignment in her mailbox. Teaching laboratory exercises that depend on behav water-proof pens. The student said that of course he did not leave the ioral observations of the free-ranging lemurs at assignment in but near the mailbox, since opening a the Duke University Primate mailbox was a federal offense. Center provides unparalleled He offered to canvas the neighbors of this (third) profes opportunities for disasters. The sor and obtain affidavits that he had been seen leaving a most frequent problems that onorable paper near the third professor's mailbox around midnight students encounter when at on the day in question. tempting to collect de Mentions tailed scientific infor During my posted office hours, he called my home mation on primates m telephone, and left a message that he had tried to reach with a mind of their the (second) professor at his home phone, but the number own include: 'Off call' shenanigans was out of service, and what should he do? 1) "My study ani He had obtained the number not from GTE informa mals ate my data provoke tardiness tion, but from the GTE phone book, but unfortunately it sheet." This is usu was out of date. ally an exaggera Dr. Ross M. Ungerleider, Surgery When I asked him why he did not try to reach me or the tion. The lemurs will other professor at our offices, he claimed that he had lost only chew on the cor- Although residents in surgery are rarely required to his copy of the course syllabus (which listed my office f ners, if given the oppor- hand in "homework assignments" they are required to be telephone), had searched unsuccessfully for a Duke tele y£^^ I f tunity to sneak up be- present for ward rounds at 6:30 every morning. phone book which was "somewhere" in his room, and / * hind the researcher. They One of my fellow interns who has subsequently become could not get Duke phone numbers from GTE informa rarely ingest the whole a successful orthopaedic surgeon in this state was notori tion. He also claimed that the paper was on disk, and sheet. ous for his exploits on his night "off call" and he was produced it the following day. 2) "How can I collect [fe frequently late to rounds the next morning. cal samples] when my study One morning he showed up just as rounds were being He presented the final assignment to me personally, in groups are constipated?" completed but had an excuse that not even the chief class. After grading, all three papers were left in the (Scientific terms substituted resident could criticize: "Sorry guys, but I woke up 20 Departmental office to be picked up, but were never where appropriate.) Lemurs can be notoriously unpre miles further from home than usual." retrieved. dictable in times of defecation, especially when student See EXCUSES on page 8 Cox Toyota has Great Savings on the Largest Selection of New Cars & Trucks Ever
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But...where's the homework? and you said you were serious about having it done by today even though usually you don't care when you get Professor cordially invites you to be Shawkat M Toorawa, Asian & African homework as long as you get it but driving back this present at an examination to be morning the car got really warm so I closed the window given on... Languages and Literature and put on the AC and it turned out that I had locked a bee in so I reopened the window and tried to shoo it out but Dave Reed, Computer Science Introduction instead it stung me on the right knee at which point I jerked my knee and hit the steering wheel which made the It was upon last emerging from the library of the The best excuse I ever heard was actually a complete University of Pennsylvania that the Great Account came car swerve into a retaining wall. Anyway that's why I'm late." "Because of the «_.».^ bee sting," I lack of an excuse. I was teaching CPS 51, and about one to mind because the time before that I had walked out of week after a major test a student came into my office the library, I had twisted opened my bottle of Elliot's summarized. "No, be- - £5LX?A cause ofthe ac- cident." "Are you OK?" -*** "Yes.No,Igot apologizing and asking for a make-up test. When I asked Amazing Apple Juice, had pondered the wisdom, had put him why, he confessed that he didn't know that there was the lip of the bottle to my mouth and had then been delayed because ofthe car door." going to be a test and missed class that day. When I asked promptly attacked. The frantic movement in my mouth him how he could not have known about the test when we was, I knew right away, not the quotation-come-alive but "What about the car door?" had talked about it in class for weeks and had even a bee-wasp-thing. The sting was a first for me. So was the devoted the last class before the test to a review session, Great Account. "It was jammed be he confessed that he never attended class. He picked up Setting and turned in assignments through fellow students. When It is late Spring and my Arabic class is meeting as usual cause ofthe wall and I pointed out that the test date was listed on the course in Soc. Sci. Windows are open, pollen is gliding in, sun syllabus, he confessed that he had never looked at the light is slicing the chalk dust, and Defective Verb drills syllabus. I don't know, maybe I was supposed to mail him are driving the class insane. The homework sits on my went to a personal invitation to the test. desk. I have asked the students to please do this home get it fixed." work on time so that we may profitably go over the "And...your assigned drills in class. All are in attendance; except the ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ homework?" "Home Mafia scare inhibits attendance Teller ofthe Great Account, that is. I quiz the class about work." "Yes, you...uhh...took it to Virginia and did his whereabouts: the mountains of North Carolina inter it...uhh...last night, in Virginia," I inferred. "Well, the Tom Robisheaux, History viewing a folk doctor, is the concensus. We move on. At bee...""Go on...""Well, the car door..."The class is by now 11.48, two minutes before class ends, he runs in, grimac in fits. "I don't have it." "Did you leave it in Virginia?" "No, One spring afternoon, very late in the day, I was ing. "You're never gonna believe me when I tell you what I never took it to Virginia." "But didn't you say you knew wrapping up a session of office hours. Out of the corner happened." I recognize the formulaic, this-will-protect- I wanted you folks to get it done so—" "Yeah, but I figured, of my eye I glimpsed a head peering around the door. I me beginning and give him a that-won't-work-as-a-de- well I figured you'd understand." "Understand what?" did not recognize this young man: he wore sun glasses, flecting-remark smile: "try me." He pauses, grimacing "Well, the bee and the car door..." "But you didn't take it a hat pulled across his forehead 40s style, and a long still. Then he launches into the Great Account. to Virginia, so the—" "No. Yes. Well, no. Can I hand it in tomorrow?" Sure. The Great Account See EXCUSES on page 26 "I drove up to Virginia to see my girlfriend and I knew you wanted to go over the homework assignment in class
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PERKINS BUILDING 8am-2am 8am-2am 9am-2am 9am-2am 8am-2am 8am-2am 8am-6pm CIRCULATION 8am-10:45pm 8am-10:45pm 9am-10:45pm 9am-10:45pm 8am-10:45pm 8am-10:45pm 8am-5:45pm CURRENT PERIODICALS 8am-10pm 8am-10pm 9am-10pm lpm-lOpm 8am-10pm 8am-10pm 9am-5pm INTER-LIBRARY LOAN 8am-5pm 8am-5pm CLOSED CLOSED 8am-5pm 8am-5pm CLOSED MANUSCRIPT DEPT. 8am-5pm 8am-5pm 9am-12:30pm CLOSED 8am-5pm 8am-5pm 9am-12:30pm NEWSPAPERS & MICROFORMS DEPT. 8am-10pm 8am-10pm 9am-5pm lpm-lOpm 8am-10pm 8am-10pm 9am-5pm PHOTOSERVICES 8am-5pm 8am-5pm CLOSED CLOSED 8am-5pm 8am-5pm CLOSED PUBLIC DOCUMENTS 8:30am-10pm 8:30am-5pm 9am-5pm lpm-lOpm 8:30am-5pm 9am-5pm RARE BOOKS 8:30am-5pm 8:30am-5pm 9am-lpm CLOSED 8:30am-5pm 8:30am-5pm 9am-lpm REFERENCE DEPT 8:30am-10pm 8:30am-9pm 9am-5pm lpm-lOpm 8:30am-10pm 8:30am-9pm 9am-5pm RESERVE READING ROOM 8am-lam 8am-llpm 9am-llpm 12:30pm-lam 8am-lam 8am-llpm 9am-5pm UNIVERSITY ARCHIVES 8am-5pm 8am-5pm CLOSED CLOSED 8am-5pm 8am-5pm CLOSED BRANCH LIBRARIES: BIOLOGY/FORESTRY 8am-llpm 8am-llpm llam-5pm lpm-llpm 8am-llpm 8am-5pm CLOSED CHEMISTRY 8am-llpm 8am-5pm llam-5pm lpm-llpm 8am-llpm 8am-7pm* 10am-2pm* DIVINITY SCHOOL 8am-llpm 8am-5pm 9am-5pm 2pm-6pm 8am-llpm 8am-5pm CLOSED ENGINEERING 8am-ll:30pm 8am-ll:30pm 8am-5pm llam-ll:30pm 8am-ll:30pm 8am-ll:30pm 8am-5pm LILLY (EAST CAMPUS) 8am-2am 8am-2am 9am-2am 12:30pm-2am 8am-2am 8am-2am 8am-6pm MATH/PHYSICS 8am-llpm 8am-5pm llam-5pm lpm-llpm 8am-llpm 8am-7pm* 8am-2pm* MUSIC/RECORDS 8am-10pm 8am-7pm 10am-5pm 2pm-10pm 8am-10pm 8am-5pm 10am-2pm
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OFFICIAL SCHEDULE OFFICIAL SCHEDULE SPRING SEMESTER, 1991 SUMMER TERMS, 1991
Monday, April 29 Friday, June 28: Term I Final Examinations begin. 9:00a -12:00 n TT2 Period: 1 Time: 9 am -12 noon 2:00 - 5:00p CHM 12; TT7 3 2 pm - 5 pm 7:00-10:00p TT4 4, 7, 8 7 pm -10 pm
Tuesday, April 30 Saturday, June 29: Term I Final Examinations end 9:00a -12:00 n TT1 Period: 2 Time: 9 am -12 noon 2:00-5:00p FR 1, 2, 12, 63, 76; IT 2, 76; SP 1, 2, 12, 63, 76 5 2 pm - 5 pm 7:00-10:00p • MWF 8 6, 9 7 pm -10 pm
Wednesday, May 1 Wednesday, August 14: Term II Final Examinations begin. 9:00a -12:00 n MWF 4 Period: 1 Time: 9 am -12 noon 2:00 - 5:00p TT6 3 2 pm - 5 pm 7:00-10:00p MWF 5 4,7,8 7pm-10 pm
Thursday, May 2 Thursday, August 15: Term II Final Examinations end. 9:00a -12:00 n MWF 7 Period: 2 Time: 9am -12 noon 2:00-5:00p MTH 31, 32, 103, 103X, 104, 104X, 111 5 2 pm - 5 pm 7:00-10:00p TT5 6, 9 7 pm -10 pm
Friday, May 3 9:00a-12:00 n MWF 3 EXAM PERIOD GYM SCHEDULE 2:00-5:00p MWF 1,9 7:00-10:00p MWF 6 During exam week, 4/29—5/3, Card Gym and the East Campus Gym will be open 24 hours per day, offering a safe place for students to relax and exercise. You must present a student ID! Saturday, December 15 The Athletic Association and Duke Public Safety will provide monitors 24 hours 9:00a - 12:00n TT3 per day for safety and security. Both Gyms will open at 8 a.m. on April 29 and close at 7 p.m. on May 3. The 2:00-5:00p MWF 2 Weight Room will be open from 2-9 p.m., M-F and 2-6 p.m. on the weekends. The 7:00 - 10:00p NO EXAM Intramural Building will be closed. Card Gym begins its summer hours May 6.
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TIPS ON SELLING YOUR BOOKS
This announcement is to inform students of the various factors that determine prices paid for used textbooks. Please read this information before coming to buy-back. If you have any questions about the policies or mechanisms of buy-back, contact The Textbook Store, 684- 6793, or the ASDU office, 684-6403.
* Ifyou feel that you are not getting a fair price for your books, shop around and compare prices.
* Remember, the average life of a textbook is three years. During this period, a new edition is usually published. When a new edition becomes available, the old edition has no resale value. WHAT PRICE SHOULD YOU EXPECT FOR YOUR BOOKS? tiP 50% of the new price of the book if:
- we have an order for the book for an upcoming semester
- we still need copies of the book to fill our quota for a course
- the book is not coming out in a new edition
- the book is in reasonably good condition &* $1.00 per book if it is a mass-market or trade title needed for next semester. In general, this includes paperback books (originally priced $5.95 or less) from the following publishers:
Ace Dutton Pelican Anchor Fawcett Penguin Avon Grove Perennial- Ballantine Hackett Plume Bantam Harper & Row Pocket Berkley Harvest Random House Collier Mentor Schocken DAW Meridian Scribner Dell NAL Signet Discus New Directions Vintage Doubleday Pantheon WSP KT The national wholesale price, if no order has been turned in for a book for an upcoming semester. This "national wholesale price" is determined by demand for that book throughout the country and is usually about 25% of the new price for textbooks, but only about 10% on trade and mass-market paperbacks, although this may vary. The wholesaler used by the Textbook Store is Nebraska Book Company, the largest national textbook wholesale company.
HELPFUL HINTS If you're not sure what your books are worth - ask! We pay the best possible price for books, depending on current demand. Our prices are determined before buy-back, along with the quantity we will buy, and are available upon request.
Talk to your professors - they are the key to your receiving the best price for your used books. If we know that a book will be used in an upcoming semester, we will pay 50% of the new price until our quota for the course is filled. If the professor has not turned in an order for the book, we will pay the national wholesale price.
If a course is offered only one semester per year, you might consider holding on lo your books until buy-back for the next semester (i.e.. if the book is used in the fall, hold on to it until spring buy- back). By that time, we may have an order for the book and will offer the 50% price, according to the criteria above. If the book is bought when no order has been received, the national wholesale price will apply. Be forewarned however, that holding on to a book increases the chance that a new edition will be published and the book will lose all resale value. DUKE UNIVERSITY TEXTBOOK STORE BRYAN UNIVERSITY CENTER PAGE 18 / THE CHRONICLE EXAM BREAK ISSUE MONDAY, AP_.IL 23,1991 Letters Race not an issue in Alpha Phi Alpha's request for housing on Central Campus
To the editor: of what is already here will do little to The response to our request for housing change the atmosphere of Central Cam on Central Campus thus far has been pus. Our fraternity is much different from overwhelmingly positive. The vast major those that dominate East and West cam ity of both the administration and stu puses. We do not have "kegs," we sponsor dents have been supportive of our efforts only one or two parties a semester and we and optimistic that they will ultimately be do not like the atmosphere on the other successful. There have, however, been some campuses any more than the other stu objections, most notably from The dents who decide to live here. Central Chronicle's editorial board. I would have Campus, just like the larger community, is welcomed the opportunity to discuss the constantly evolving. West Campus was proposal with the board but since they did built to house men, exclusively. Central not contact Alpha Phi Alpha before an Campus was built to house graduate stu nouncing their opposition to our proposal, dents and East Campus was built to house I must use this forum to fully explain our women. Why should change be embraced position to the student body. on the other campuses and forbidden here? First, it should be noted that this is not By steadily increasing the number of un a racial issue. Alpha Phi Alpha is asking dergraduates living on Central, the ad that its members be housed together on ministration fundamentally altered the the campus where our members currently purpose of Central and encouraged its in reside. The fact that Alpha Phi Alpha is a tegration into campus life, making change predominantly black fraternity is (or inevitable. should be) irrelevant to the eventual deci It should be noted that Central Campus sion of the administration. Placing Alpha is not an all black campus or even a pre Phi Alpha on West will not in itself im dominantly black campus. This common Chronicle editorial completely inaccurate prove racial relations at Duke. Putting 18 misconception coincides with the wide more blacks on West will not in itself spread belief that blacks on this campus To the editor: charge was nearly identical to that levied improve relations greatly: initiating con segregate themselves from the larger com We read your editorial on two recent for similar violations in the past. The edi versation with people from different racial munity. Each black student at Duke Uni cases ofthe Undergraduate Judicial Board torial board of The Chronicle is certainly groups will. By framing our proposal in a versity had made a conscious decision not relating to Alpha Tau Omega with in aware that sanctions are based not only on racial context, The Chronicle's editorial to attend a historically black institution credulous interest. The editorial board of the most recent offense but also on the board has once again shown that the lack and has therefore made a tangible effort to The Chronicle is naturally entitled to its fraternity's prior record and its response of black members on the board seriously increase interaction and understanding opinion, but to base such opinions on infor to the charges. This information is often impedes its ability to understand issues among the races. The time has come for mation so far removed from the truth is confidential, and as a result it is difficult to which even remotely affect the black com whites to share the burden of improving unfairly misleading to the Duke commu speak of equity in sanctioning without munity. This lack is a serious flaw for a racial relations. For too long this burden nity. access to this information. body which purports to represent the en has been placed squarely on the shoulders Your editorial states that pledge tasks Finally, the implication that a frater tire Duke community. of blacks with whites being responsible assigned but not performed do not consti nity social suspension imposed by the UJB Housing Alpha Phi Alpha on Central only for deciding the right place for tute hazing. Your comparison of a pledge indicates the decline of the American ideal Campus will not worsen the housing short progress. Forcing Alpha Phi Alpha to live book to a personal diary or bridge painting of "liberty and justice for all" speaks for age. All of our members already live on on West in order to gain housing would is preposterous. We agree that "a differ itself. At best, this is melodramatic; at Central except for the freshmen. We are send the wrong message to the University ence exists between thinking about violat worst, it is irresponsible journalism. just asking for the privilege of living to community. Blacks should not be forced to ing the judicial code and actually violating The Chronicle had access to all of this gether. A privilege that the University has choose between gaining the privileges it." Perhaps you might consider the fact information before it elected to print the readily granted to other fraternities which readily granted to whites and giving up that thinking of violating the code is not editorial. The Chronicle is the primary have expressed the desire to do so. The the culture and sense of community which punishable, while assigning it as a pledge campus news source and is accountable reasons why we choose to live on Central has allowed us to persevere. For these and task is. Comparing thinking about violat only to itself. This makes its distortion of Campus are as diverse as the individuals other reasons, Alpha Phi Alpha should be ing the Code to a pledge task is insulting. facts which conflict with its own opinions which make up our fraternity. That we all granted housing on Central Campus. We encourage you to look up the definition even more disturbing. prefer to live on Central is clear; the rea of hazing at Duke University or in the sons for excluding fraternities from Cen Ted Edwards North Carolina Statutes. John Brewer tral are not. The Chronicle's editorial board Trinity '91 With regard to the consistency of UJB Steven Bamberger asserts that people move to Central to get decisions, the sanction for the hazing Undergraduate Judicial Board away from fraternities. We argue that our Editor's note: The Chronicle's length re fraternity brothers have long resided on striction for letters was waived in order to Central Campus and that the rearranging allow a full response. 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To the editor: tion project. Their enthusiasm was evi Incident at country club disappointing All of us here at the YWCA of Durham dent and appreciated. With their help we To the editor: tioned. would like to thank very much the follow are further along the road to opening a full My attention was drawn to your recent When Mr. Walker and Mr. Brown re ing people: David Morales, Michael day program of child care, something very letters regarding the Willowhaven Coun sponded to recent incidents at the Perlberg, Robert Duck, Adam Theiler, important to the community. try Club because of my own experiences Willowhaven Country Club, I had hoped to Mark Barrett, Erik Johnson, Bradley Again, thank you gentlemen. when I moved to Durham two years ago. read that the image of Willowhaven was Herman and Michael Strock. I moved to Durham after living in rural incorrect and failed to reflect its current These individuals took time from their Patricia Casper South Carolina for four years while my policy of non-discrimination. Instead, these busy schedules to help us with a construc YWCA of Durham wife provided Ob-Gyn care to a medically gentlemen focused on the issue of how under served county under the aegis ofthe private parties are to be conducted at the National Health Service Corps. As we "Club." looked for housing in South Carolina, it They informed us ofthe several Jewish Seniors should not panic about job market was pathetic to the point of comedy as the and "minority" members their club has. To the editor: seniors with a Duke degree have an advan local realtors and hospital administrators However, they carefully avoided use ofthe I find it necessary to respond to the tage on this market. Duke students repre scrambled to steer us, two black physi word black. Was this because there are no media's doomsday predictions and report sent some ofthe most talented students in cians from Boston, to housing that would black members? Or is it because ing about the current job market for gradu the nation and will be attractive candi not disrupt the delicate balance of racial Willowhaven is embarrassed to acknowl ating seniors. The April 22 reprint in The dates for any open positions. So, take heart, tolerance. edge their membership? Chronicle of the New York Times article Class of 1991.. .there are jobs out there for We survived South Carolina and moved I moved to Durham because it, like the that would de-value the Duke degree is you ifyou want them! to Durham where we were warned that University, has tremendous potential for terribly misleading. Of course, the reces It would be only fair to relate strategies money could buy us the living accommoda growth. It appears that both need to grow sion that plagues us currently does have for uncovering the hidden job market. tions of our choice, but that membership in in more than simply size. an effect on the job market in a negative Doing so in 300 words, however, would be certain country clubs was off limits to way and there were fewer recruiters on less than introductory. What I can suggest blacks. The Willowhaven Country Club Walter K. Clair campus this year than in the past. It's true here is that seniors and graduate students was specifically and emphatically men Division of Cardiology, DUMC that the "traditional" method of finding a looking for jobs should please drop by the job is much tougher than usual. Career Development Center and talk with However, what the media seem to over one of our career specialists. We can help Announcement look is the time honored practice of finding in creating a plan to uncover what seems a job on the hidden job market—a market hidden to so many. The Chronicle will resume publication for the first summer session on Thursday, that represents most of the jobs available May 16. The Chronicle will publish weekly during the first summer session. at any given time, recessionary or not! John Noble There are jobs available and graduating Director, Career Development Center MONDAY, APRIL 29, 1991 EXAM BREAK ISSUE THE CHRONICLE- / PAGE 19
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754 NINTH STREET DURHAM •286-0303 will be here Thursday, April 25! M-Th 7-7 «F 7-11 Sat 8-11 • Sun 8-5 With exclusive footage of: The UNLV Upset The Championship Game with Kansas An Interview with Coach K The Triumphant Homecoming! m Good Vision^^^^^^^^ Only $16.95 and Good Looks.,, at a Great Price! 20% Discount And just in - for Duke students, faculty and employees for complete pairs of prescription eyewear. Sterling Silver Limited Edition NCAA Championship No time limit. Guaranteed best price on complete eyeglasses in the Durham area. Commemorative Coins A complete line of sunglasses from Ray Ban, Vuarnet, Bolle and Seren- geti. Custom orders, one-hour $29.95 service for single-vision CR-39 plastic lenses and eye exams ar ranged easily. New thinner plastic lenses also available. University Store Hard and gas permeable contact lenses cleaned and polished. Soft —^"^—-__—______•• Upper Level, Bryan Center • 684-2344 contact lenses available. Brightleaf Mon-Fri 10-5=30 Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Discover, Flex, IRI Saturday by appointment Optical 683-3464, 908 W. Main St, Durham Monday - Saturday 8:30 a.m. -5:00 p.m. PAGE 20/THE CHRONICLE EXAM BREAK ISSUE MONDAY, APRIL 29, 1991 Comics
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UOBBES, ITS SUSIE' SHES W.AT ABOUT AIL CUNRSES MK Today "You Can't Take It With You." Durham Community Calendar Arts Council, Inc., 120 Morris St., Century 21 Regional Golf Classic for the Durham, 8:15 pm. benefit of Easter Seals. Duke Golf Club, 12:30 pm. Karate class. Sponored by Triangle First Friday Fellowship. Dinner and film Saturday, May 4 Women's Martial Arts Center. Free to "The Hiding Place." 210 Landsbury Dr., Tuesday, April 30 females of all ages and abilities. 715 N 6:15 pm. Rides from l-House at 6 pm. Duke University String School. Perfor Mangum St., 7 - 8:15 pm. mances by Beginning Ensembles, Habitat for Humanity meeting. House D "Organic Chemistry in Unconventional chamber groups, intermediate Orches Commons, 9 pm. Thursday, May 2 Solvents," by Dr. Paul Grieco. 103 Gross tras, and Duke String School Chamber Chem, 3:30 pm. Ensemble. Baldwin Auditorium, 12:30 • "Creating Peace in Our World," Practical Academic Council meeting. 116 Old 5 pm. skills for resolving conflict. Center for "Ecological Processes in Tropical Treefall Chemistry, 3:15 pm. Gaps: What We Have learned," by Dr. Peace Education/Educators for Social "You Can't Take It With You." Durham Julie Densiow. 144 Bio Sci, 12:30 pm. Responsibility. 214 Pittsboro St., "The Function ofthe mRNA 5'-cap-binding Arts Council, Inc., 120 Morris St., Chapel Hilt., 7 - 9:30 pm. Protein in Translational Initiation and the "The Crooked Couple," Stellar. 14218 Durham, 8:15 pm. Regulation of Cell Growth," Dept. of Red Zone, Duke South, 12 noon. Wednesday, May 1 Microbiology & Immunology seminar. 143 "Princess Ida," by the Durham Jones Bldg., 12:30 pm. Intervarsity Christian Fellowship Meeting. Savoyards, Page Auditorium, 8 pm. "Porphyrin-DNA Interactions," seminar York Chapel, 2nd floor Divinity School, 7 - by Dr. Martine Perree-Fauvet of Univer Friday, May 3 9 pm. Sunday, May 5 sity of Paris-Orsay. 103 Gross Chemical Laboratory, 3:30 pm. Refreshments at International Coffee Break. Chapel 3:10 pm. 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PAGE 227 THE CHRONICLE EXAM BREAK ISSUE ; MONDAY, APRIL 29, 1991 Classifieds Announcements Wanted: A versatile person who likes Experienced, caring person wanted to Apt. available in house of Duke prof, Autos for Sale HAVE A SEAT. Couch and/or love seat to be around boats and boat people. care for my 20 mo. son in my home 20 in exchange for child care. Start in forsale. Excellent condition. Call 286- Full time position open immediately hours/week. $5/hr. Must have own fall. Option for summer. Close to 0390. SUMMER TRIPS! Students and fac for summer months to work in ma transportation. Call 477-9305 for inter campus. Call 493-4706. GOVERNMENT SEIZED vehicles from ulty. Europe, U.S. Cross-country tours rina store. Call Jean at Water World, view. $100. Corvettes, Chevys, Porsches, and out West, the best of the Caribbean! otherconfiscated properties. For Buyer's Wanted to Buy Durham, 596-8185. SUMMER SUBLET: Beautiful 2BR APT Lowest prices on great trips! Call now Guide (800) 772-9212 ext 4245. Also NEAR EAST. HARDWOOD FLOORS, for FREE brochures! FOUR SEASONS- PM's THEN SUMMER open evenings and weekends. MOVING OUT? The Print Shop at Northgate Mall has childcare and driving to lessons. Two LOTS OF LIGHT, SPACE. $425/mo. 1-800-331-3136. Graduating? Moving off campus or to immediate openings for full and part- good kids, after school. Require refs. 286-2769. 1988 BMW 325i convertible, white w/ Central next year? Then sell us your time salespeople. Art background help and own car. Call 471-0580. LADY BLUE wants you to sing! New blue top, new tires, 51k, great condi dorm-sized refridgerator and/or mi ful. Ability to work with people neces Furnsihed duplex, one bedroom, near female a capella group wants mo tion. $21,000. 919-967-6797. crowave. We can pick it up from any sary. Apply in person Mon.-Fri. campus, good neighborhood; 5/1/91 to tivated singers. Interested in this Services Offered campus address. Call Kim at 684- 1/1/92 or partial. 286-3509,286-1309. 1276 or Stephanie at 684-7882. exciting prospect for next year? CRUISE LINE Entry level onboard and 1980 Pontiac Phoenix, automatic trans Leave a message. Call Sarah, 684-0831 or Angela, landside positions available. Seasonal CHINESE PAINTING: Formally trained and mission, good tires, rebuilt carburetor, 684-7517. and year-round. 1-800-473-4480. experienced Chinese brush painting in Houses for Rent $700. 660-4038, leave message. structor now accepting students. Call Ride Offered Need 1-Way TIX! Do you like SUNGLASSES? Well, I have 383-8833. BEAUTIFUL HOUSE Do you need tickets going the other a deal foryou. Full and Part-time employ near East Campus -1108 Mangum - For Sale — Misc. RIDE/STUFFtoATL way? I need NYC to NC; LA to Denver; ment possibilities. Apply in person at Guitar lessons with with Berklee gui available May 20 to August 20. 5 Extra room in car for person or belong Denverto Ft. Myers or NYC. Call Laura, SUNGEAR. South Square Mall. tarist Harold Greene. Call 382-8603 bedrooms, fenced yard, washer/dryer, ings. To Atlanta, 4/29; to Durham 5/ 684-1901. now for special summer rates. GRADUATION SALE dishwasher, all amenities. $1,100 per Sturdy handcrafted loft. Full length 1. 684-1901; Share expenses. INTERNSHIP month negotiable. Call 688-2943. desktop, many shelves, removable MOVING OUT? Marketing Research Internships avail PROSAIC PROSE ladder. A steal at $100. Also: grey Ride Needed Need to dispose of old furniture? Do able. Johnston, Zabor, and Associates Graduate student experienced in writing Summer Sublet: 3BR, fenced yard, ga 6' by 10' rug, $30. Rolling desk nate ittothe Greenhouse. Free pickup. has openings for unpaid internships and manuscript review offers consulta rage. Call 682-1595 evenings. chair, $10.5' by 7' brown rug, $20. Call Joey, 684-0745. during the summer. 15 hours per week ALLENTOWN PA tion and editorial assistance at $15 per Futon flip-out chair, $10. Excercise minimum commitment. Excellent expe hour. Call Kim at 684-6723 between 12 Driving home to (or near) Ailentown, Duplex apartment near Duke. Good bike, $50. Call Liz, 684-5759. Hey AEPHis - Jam on your exams, rience. Send resumes immediately to PA after Myrtle? No stuff-just me! Will noon and 10p.m. weekdays, or at 688- neighborhood. Stove, refrigerator, A/C, get ready for Myrtle, and have Denise Tessier, P.O. Box 12743, RTP, share driving, $$$, etc. Call Steve at 2378 on weekends. W/D. Large garage, basement. Garden AMAZING summers! NC 27709. POLK 5's FOR SALE 684-1955. ANOTHER BYTE WORD PROCESSING. space. Prefer Grad./Professional. Avail One pair of Polk's Classics perfect con able May. $325/mo. 489-6236. AOII SENIORS BEHAVIORAL RESEARCH Fast, accurate, experienced. Term dition, $250. obo. Call Ned 382-3259 BOSTON: Ride needed, will pay TECHNICIAN. Full-time position working papers, theses, resumes, manu leave message. for gas, help with driving, leave Pleasecall Kristen (684-1574) ifyou're 5BR house nearE. Campus. Three baths, in the Neurobehavioral Research Labo scripts, legal, etc. 9 a.m.-12 p.m. anytime. Call Annie at 660-2153. planning on attending the brunch on washer/dryer, dishwasher, hardwood ratory (DUMC) carrying out studies on the 490-5850. FOR SALE- Dresser, endtable, double May 15. Good luck! We'll miss you! floors, completely renovated. Flexible neurobiology of stress, depression, and size bed with frame, couch, bookshelf lease available. 489-1989. AEPhi BRUNCH anxiety. Duties include: performing small desk. All in good condition- price nego Lost and Found Rooms for Rent tiable- call 286-3240. Graduation brunch at Beth's house! animal surgery, conducting behavioral tests, data analysis, and general lab IDEAL SUBLET 12-3 on Saturday, May 12. $4 per Huge 6BR house across street from Found: Gold bracelet in the grass person, Temple Degree at 2:00. RSVP work. MUST be able to handle laboratory Office Building For Lease. Small 1000 SRS MUST SELL SF office building located adjacent to E. East on Buchanan available for sum by Duke South parking lot. If to Jen or Marnie BEFORE Myrtle! rats (experience preferred but will train). Wood dresser, bookcase, desk chair for Contact Dr. Mark Cierpial at 684-4451. Campus on Broad St. Building has been mer. Large yard, porch. Newly reno sale. Call 286-1031. yours, call 684-8737. vated. Price negotiable. Contact Erick AEPhi SENIORS recently renovated and comes with phone SUMMER RESEARCH ASSISTANT. system installed! Enjoy private parking (956-8293) or Matt (684-0022) ASAP. Dinner at Myrtle! Meet at 6:30 on FURNITURE SALE Needed to work in a Strain Gage/Bone and a comfortable atmosphere on or Personals Sunday, May 6, at the Days Inn. Sofas, desks, dining rm table, carpet Histology Lab. Hrs. flexible. $5-6/hr. about July 1st! Call Cam Glenn, 383- ROOM FOR RENT (6x6), mattresses, more. CHEAP!! We Near East Campus/Northgate. $135/ Prefer Work-Study. Call 684-6751. 2595. need to sell them! Call Scott or Darren, NEED DC HOUSE? mo.+UTILS. Move in ASAP through sum PAUL HAMLIN 687-2752. Live with Interns In Conscience at nice $7-12 PER HOUR! FROLIC OFF EAST mer A/0 beyond. Robert, 684-5506. Good luck on exams sweetheart! apartment complex, 10 weeks for only I'll see you in afew weeks ! I love Hiring delivery drivers- $4/hr + 8% We need summer housemates! $250/ RDU TO NYC?? $755. Call Heather Heckel at 684-7767. room, 5BR, 3 oaths, W/D, 2 porches. Summer Housing: Great 5 bedroom you. -Serina. commission + tips; must have own One way ticket, direct flight from RDU to Across from East. Call 684-0715. House. 1/2 Block from E. Campus, car and good driving record. Satisfac NYC (La Guardia) May 11th. $150 or SENIOR SPECIAL A/C, Security System, wash/dry, GO DG GO DG GO! tion- Apply in person! best offer call: 684-0846. Myrtle Beach. Swells Beach CLub. GREEN HOUSE dishwasher, porch, balcony. Call KICK—ONTHOSERNALS.POPTHOSE Five dollars all the suds you can drink. SUMMER HELP NEEDED Summer sublets from $160+Util. 1 block 6844173. BALLOONS, 'cuz Myrtle Beach and Sunday, May 5th, 4-7pm. Remind all FOR SALE: couch, chair, table, stereo Tillman await us! Work-Study Students needed to fill Of from East. Mucho storage. May 15 the seniors you know. Presented by cabinet. Nice stuff, low prices. Call 684- fice Assistant jobs for Summer Ses through flexible. 684-0745. the Class of 1991 officers. 2227. sions I and II. Must be enrolled to be Wanted to Rent AMCAS and AADSAS packets are eligible for work-study funds. You may CRASH SPACE now available in the HPAC, 303 SENIORS!! apply for either I or II, or both. Hours Need crash space during the summer Summer Sublets COMPUTER Union Building. Pick one up before Myrtle Beach Senior Special at Swells flexible, call Fannie at 684-2163. for a couple days? The Greenhouse can Wanted- The American Dance Festival For sale - Computer (IBM compatible). leaving campus for the summer. Beach Club. On Sunday, May 5th, save you. Negotiable. 684-0745. needs housing for its faculty, staff, and Printer, and all necessities. Price nego tiable. Call Melinda at 687-0660. from 4-7pm all the beer you can drink Full time summer teacher needed for students- June and July. 684-6402. Need a Carpet? for $5! (Or until our kegs run dry!) 2's class at church daycare. Experience Brand new (as of January). Perfect for Apts. for Rent Need a Carpet? a double or single - best price. Call with children required. Send letter of Real Estate Sales Help Wanted interest to: Day Care Director, P.O. Box Brand new (as of January). Perfect for a 684-0258. 2686, Durham NC 27715. ROOMS FOR RENT double or single - best price. Call 684- EARN BUCKS! 2 bedrooms available in 2-story, 3 ALL ONLY MINUTES 0258. bedroom apartment located on Ninth Geology Dept. needs work-study stu Child Care TO DUKE AND THE HOSPITAL. 130 See page 23 • Street. Fully furnished. Has kitchen, Computer Desk. Length 49", width 23". dent for fall (and summer, if possible) Sparger Springs Lane: Very nice & living room, 2 bathrooms, lots and Please pickup. $50 (negotiable), call to assist with office tasks. Familiarity SUMMER JOB very affordable T.H. 2BR, loft, FHA lots of space. Available for both Sum Seiko, 684-6670. with a Mac desirable. Flexible hours, 4 to 6 weeks. Swim, games, fun with 8 assumption. $63,000.3206 Lassiter: mer Sessions. Interested? Call 684- $6/hr. Call Dawn after 2 p.m., M-F, and 6 year olds near campus. Car Fabulous neighborhoodforyoungfami BEAUFORT N.C. 0243. lies. 3BR, 2-1/2BA, wrap-around 1990 Yamaha Scooter. Excellent Condi 681-8889. needed. Call 682-6468 evenings. porch, beautiful landscaping. tion. Perfect forcampus parking. 95mpg. WATERFRONT SUMMER SUBLET $91,000. 3504 Donnigale: Need $1450 incl. helmet. Call 286-9105. VERY Spacious, beautifully furnished, 1BR, space? Money tight? 4BR, study, den LOW INSURANCE. Has book rack and Houses and Condos Deerfield Apts. Pool, tennis courts, porch, with FP, sewing room. Fresh paint, perfect for riding two. AC, DW. Rate negotiable. Call Ronnie. new carpet. 2100 sq. ft. $112,000. with boat slips 383-9825. 3103 Coachman's Way: Exquisite IBM COMAPTIBLE 386SX/16 COM townhome-original model, loaded with PUTER; 2MB RAM, 68MB Hard Disk, Rentals-Daily/Weekly THE CHRONICLE 1BR Duplex near Duke. Owner prefers extras. 1 level, 2BR plan. $89,900. Zenith VGA Collor Monitor, 2400 mature single person. Call 489-1849 Judy Older, Prudential Triangle Realty, Baud Fax Modem, Software included. Call Beaufort Realty classifieds information after 6 p.m. 383-4663. $2000. Call 684-1732. 1-800-548-2961 basic rates $3.50 (per day) for the first 15 words or less. 10$ (per day) for each additional word. DesktoPublishing VISIT 3 or 4 consecutive insertions-10% off. Laser Printing WHITE NEWVORK 5 or more consecutive insertions-20% off. and Apartments special features Computer Typesetting STAR JR. CHAPEL HILL Energy efficient apartments, Corner Cole Mill 6_ includes w/d connections, (Combinations accepted.) TODA/ pool, tennis courts, club $1.00 extra per day for All Bold Words. Hillsborough Rd. $1.50 extra per day for a Bold Heading 383-3256 lunch served all day! house, exercise room. Some units have fireplaces. Now (maximum 15 spaces.) The Homestyle renting 2 br/2 baths. $2.00 extra per day for a Boxed Ad. Laundry-mat Offers: BENTlf/S GOURMET 3201 Myra Street deadline • 40 homestyle washers & dryers The Galleria, 400 S. Elliott Rd. (off University Dr.) 1 business day prior to publication by 12:00 Noon. • 4 giant washers Chapel Hill -929-5848 493-7487 • 16 double load payment washers Prepayment is required. • Trained attendant on Cash, check or Duke IR accepted. duty 7 days a week UNPARALLELED 41 ACRE ESTATE (We cannot make change for cash payments.) RESUME SERVICE • $.65/lb. wash/dry/ professional • inexpensive fold 6100 sq. ft. farmhouse • Color TV with transitional addi 24-hour drop off location fast • easy to update • Video Games tion. 1850's Boys school 3rd floor Rowers Building (near Duke Chapel) Don't wait until the last minute. transformed into a where classifieds forms are available. • Air Conditioned Come in early and find out what Open 7-10 working, convenient and or mail to: we can do for you. We're located 7 days a week spectacular home. 4 car just off East Campus at... Chronicle Classifieds garage, stables, inground pod, all new fencing, riding pad BOX 4696 Duke Station, Durham, NC 27706. HOW OPEN dock, 2 ponds, everything as if brand new. Near Duke, Durham 1807AW.MaikhamAve. County General, Durham, Chapel, RTP. $750,000. Call Ethel Durham, NC 27705 White Star Jr. II Call 684-3476 if you have questions about classifieds. LaKewood S/C Vogel athome 383-4021 or office 479-1020, Howard Perryand No refunds or cancellations after first insertion deadline. 286-7759 489-2336 Walston. MONDAY, APRIL 29, 1991 EXAM BREAK ISSUE THE CHRONICLE / PAGE 23 From page 22 Craig, Keith, Vic, Hik, Nick, Rich, and Jay Beau Dure "SPA" CLASS OF 91 HEY VANNA Ad Sales Staff (and Jared): You lived! You've been awe Thanks for being there! Good luck on Mike, Jon, Steve, Jon, and Kevin - How It's been a great year! Thanks for being You may not believe me, but I'm some, and I'll miss you next year in B.F. really going to miss you all next Mission Impossible, Duke Games, exams! Remember- Zurbers are good! can we describe the last 3 years? Best such a great co-worker and an even Illinois! Love, Jenny. year! Even though I leave you Florida, Redskins, junk layups. Conch, of luck in everything. Keep on smiling greater friend. Here's to never having to nasty memos, I still think you Neal's Rules, science, biased? violin Michelle Murray (and drinking!) Love, Kate and Beth. meet another crazy deadline, never go guy s are awesome, and you have ists, age 5? 0 for 3,3 lifeguard chairs, TRIGGER! Thanks for showing me Good luck on exams! Call me before you ing to another manager's meeting, and added so much to my senior year. watch them trees, Schnappes? No what "69" REALLY is! Who would leave. Robin This personal is for everyone in GA never getting any sleep. It's finally over Thanks a bunch for the great Blocked Shots - YET! have thought an innocent date at except that pud Mav who's so hurt. - see ya at Myrtle! Piper's would lead to this? So glad Peggy Krendi Good luck on finals. Alex and Rich stationary - of course, if I have you're mine! Love Love Love T—. no future, I may be visiting next Jello-Man Good luck on exams! Hope you have a take some time to sit around and MARNIE GINSBERG funnel a few beers. That goes double I'm so glad that we got to spend a year year, not writing! No matter Once again, I can't find the right words, well manipulated summer! Let's go to for you Deperro and Cece. If Prince at Duke together. Thanks for being such where I am, I certainly won't except to say that I'm really going to SUE. Here's your personal, since your the Rat this week! I'll keep practicing putsy boyfriend has missed 3 years William Cannon Jason Robertson is a great sister. Congrats on graduating forget you all, so you better not miss you. Love, M. Tetris so watch out! of free personals for you! From the still in town, congratulations on being with all you honors and enjoy Cambridge forget me. You can let me know when the office starts falling Sound of Music to the fishbowl, its JOTA an honorary GAer. Long live Damage smartly. I'll miss you. Love, Jodi. KAREN OSTERROTH been awesome, and I will miss you Index man. From een dwaze apart without me. Yeah, right! Jay- Honey's, cans, antenna from Hell, Congrats and Happy Graduation! next year. Old roommates never Nederlander. Love, Anna. code New Zealand - in so many ways, BUSINESS OFFICE You've been the best Big Sis!! I'll miss graduate, they just move to Illinois! you. Love, Nance. you made our lives extraordinary. To the To all you awesome staffers, thanks Armando & Jen Love JKG. for doing an incredible job all year finest PKP - farewell. NEED DC HOUSE? When are we going to the Hideaway? BOBBY WYATT Live with Interns In Conscience at nice long! You kept me from losing it on a ALLENTOWN PA number of occasions. Believe it or Just because I love you. Jen. SUPPLEMENTS apartment complex, 10 weeks for only DAVE DAVE BO BAVE Driving home to (or near) Allentown, AP not, I'm really going to miss working All staffers/writers, congratulations on $755. Call HeatherHeckel at 684-7767. BANANA FANA FO FAVE, ME Ml MO after Myrtle? No stuff - just me! Will with you all. Good luck and thanks - MOLLY NALL today's Myrtle Guide. You all did a great MAVE DAVE! share driving, $$$, etc. Call Steve at job. Thanks for a fantastic year, and OOO-WEE BABY! AG. Happy Graduation to my pseudo-room 684-1955. good luck on exams. Laura! To the coolest big sis ever! Thanks for DID YOU INITIAL THAT? mate and neighbor. I'll miss you! Re MAJ ATRRACTIONS member... SUX!! Love, Nance. everything! Get psyched for Myrtle! LML This is to all you Creative Services Saturday's concert was quite a cerebral LOW!! Carolyn Poteet Dara. staffpeople! (just in case you didn't In honor of your birthday, the experience- all in our minds!!! Seriously HEY GOOSE! You rate. Thanks for all of your help relate to that bold heading, although I Chronicle took last Thursday off. this year. Good luck with the rest of - thanks to those who offered to help - You big stud! Time is running out to G.A.E. don't know how you possibly could not Cannot wait to celebrate on May 4! your work and see you in Myrtle smashing T-shirts still available - Call x- take us to bed or lose us forever. The I hope MCATs went well last Saturday.... have!) Thanks for an amazing year {where are you staying?)! 2911 or x-7735 (FREE). NEXT YEAR!!! Pub won't be the same next year! Good luck on your exams, remember to with y'all! You are wild and fun and I Love, 4 Cold Duke Women. DUPEY STUPEY POOPY NUNER work in rear time! Dinner sometime this love you all to death! I don't know how CUSER, I infinity you! P.S. only 9 SK-You are amazing, beautiful, excit week? (Study Break) RSVP after Cheers YO SENIORS! 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(919) 682-5225 STUDENTS AND EMPLOYEES ADJACENTTO BRIGHTLEAFSQUARE 109 NORTH GREGSON STREET 383-7610 DURHAM NORTH CAROLINA 27701 nui 1408 Christian Avenue 700 9th Street • 286-5640 THYME Off Hillsborough Rd, behind Bojangles RBTAJR/ANT&BAR PAGE 24/THE CHRONICLE EXAM BREAK ISSUE MONDAY, APRIL 29, 1991 DUFFED, Final Episode Featuring Jake Breaker, Private I. Jake takes his last and final shots by Ed Goodman I'm the one who kidnapped Scerbo." I realized that the tall guy from my dream Last episode, Jack played his last card, which who had been playing basketball with a ham turned out to be the card with all the rules on it. burger was Christian Laettner. "But, Butters is the—" s Jack squeezed my neck, Butters con "He works for me, my number one boy. 99 We Deliver to your Office or Home tinued. "Your big chance Jake. Sure you Harry works for me. Dumas works for me. Adon't want to play ball?" You'd be surprised at the people who work for Serving Central Durham "Icckwezzz—" The world was slowing down. me. "Money, power, all the lovin'you canhandle." Terrified is the word! would have used. "Kskchskk—" I was blacking out. My eyes "Where's Barry?" (including Duke Medical Center felt like overfilled water balloons. "Well, right now I have him over in Card & Downtown Durham) "Would you rather me dump your body in a doing passing drills. Believe me, we need him river or the woods?" worse than DUFS does. He's got a great outside Shoppes at Lakewood, Durham "Kkkrzyzewski—" shot." Suddenly, the pressure was released, my "But, basketball...Coach!" I was baffled. I eyes crawled back into their sockets. I could was stunned. I was drooling; He blew his whistle. 419-0888 breath. Was I dead? "Double dribble," He handed me a Kleenex. "Wha'dyousay?" "Sure, I like basketball. I tried to But it's all so much DELIVERY MENU remember...were these bouncing, passing and people talking to me? . shooting, isn't it? It's lim ENTREES SANDWICHES "He said it, Tommy, I ited, there are only a few heard him," Jack basic moves. Plus, we Entrees Include A Crisp Salad, Steakout 7 oz. $ 4.52 whined. won the big one, we even Baked Potato, Roll, Butter & Sour Cream Cheeseburger "Can it, Jack!" They beat Towelman. What's Ribeye 6oz. $ 7.86 both looked concerned left? But a taco salad, Grilled Chicken 5 oz. $ 4.52 that's a challenge! To Steaks 9oz. $ 10.48 Filet Sandwich about something. "You 12 oz. $ 12.86 think he knows?" matoes? Salsa? Sour cream? Onions? What Ribeye Steak 5 oz. $ 5.71 "He might. Maybe New York 8oz. $ 10.24 you leave off is just as Strip Steak Sandwich they had a deal? He doesn't tell us every important as what you Steak Tips 6 1/2 oz. $ 7.86 Sandwiches Served with Chips, Lettuce, thing." put on." Tomato, Cheese, Mustard, Chopped 10 oz. $ 7.86 The male one picked "So, the money—" Mayo and Ketchup. up a phone. The blood "Oh, sure, the money Steak Onions available upon request rushing to my brain thing is good too. I can Grilled Chicken 7 oz. $ 7.86 Substitute Baked Potato for Chips $ .95 turned a few switches buy the boys new suits, Breast Fillet back on. My name was take the family to Disney We Serve USDA Grain-Fed Beef Child's Burger 4oz. $ 2.86 Jake... World, get myself a Cut Fresh Daily "Butters here, I got doggie, but what I really Served with Chips, Lettuce, Tomato, want is to do the fries in Mustard, Mayo and Ketchup Breaker.. .Yeah... Well, RONNIE GONZALEZ/R&R we were gonna snuff his the Rat — or wait in the lights...What? Nine and a half, wha' — okay." Oak Room...Breaker, you think I'm crazy. Well, LUNCH SPECIALS DESSERTS He hung up and said, "Well, it's a good thing we maybe I am. But I realize now that the food didn't waste him. He wants to have a chat with service is where I belong. And dessert! Cake, Served till 3:00 p.m. New York $2.38 our little shamus. Take him next door. And cookies, ice creamj" watch him. Don't worry about hurting him, just Chopped 7 oz. $ 5.71 Cream Cheese Cake Per Slice "Coach!" He was getting excited. Steak Chocolate $ 2.38 don't kill him." Jack, her name was Jack. And "And milk," he giggled, "it's good for you and Chip Cake Per Slice mine was Jake. fresh fruit. Breaker, don't make us kill you. Say Grilled Chicken 5.oz. $ 5.71 She picked me up and walked me out the you'll work the grill on Fridays. We have to Breast Fillet door. My senses were returning and the pain cover all the shifts." The man was lost, lost in a Steak Tips 5.oz. $ 5.71 BEVERAGES department of my brain was overloading, caus DUFS fantasy that had gone too far. "And we ing me immense joy. must re-order those little sweet crunchy things, Coke $ .71 Served with Crisp Salad, I waited a second before I tried talking. they're tasty, yes they are, and sandwiches." I Baked Potato, Roll, Butter & Sour Cream Diet Coke $ .71 "Where we going, Hot Thang?" moved toward him. Iced Tea $ .71 "You tried to flip me, Jake." She slammed "Mike!" SALADS me against the wall. "I have feelings too, Jake." She threw me to the floor, jerked me up and we e pulled a gun out of his warm up suit SIDE ORDERS continued down the hall. I was starting to and shoved it in my mouth. It was a big Chef Lots of Cheddar Cheese $ 4.52 forget things again. gun, but then I have a big mouth. Salad & Charbroiled Chicken Extra H "Did I already ask, Where are we going?'" "But you want to take it all away! Barry Roll, Butter, Sour Cream $ .24 She dropped me on my head. already gave me the secret to Dwight's Ulti A'la Carte Salad $ 1.43 Baked Potato $1.43 mate Nachos and now you want to ruin the Cup of Cheddar Cheese $ .71 "Wha'd you say, Poopsie?" She carried me Salad Dressings: Grilled Onions $ .48 the rest ofthe way. whole thing. BAD! You are bad! Mikey's gonna Bleu Cheese, Honey French, Ranch, shoot the bad man!" Creamy Italian, Thousand Island Slice of Cheese $ .24 e went outside and then into Cameron. "Wo woo weemmul—" Basketball noises came from the gym. "Okay, Mr. Bad. Let's go." He steered me, W She stood me up and walked me in gun in mouth, backwards, out of his office, Minimum $6.00 Total Order. side. The basketball team was practicing. Coach through the locker room and onto the court. I K stood on the sidelines watching. He motioned heard the sounds ofthe team walking down a me over. She said, "This is good-bye, Jake. Sorry corridor somewhere. The gym was empty. it couldn't have turned out differently." "All the doors are chained, so don't bother "Can I have some ice cream?" running." Like I was gonna pull a fast one with I guess my brain wasn't working too well a gun scraping the back of my mouth. Like I was right then. gonna make a break for it with no cover and no Jack left. I stumbled over and tried not to weapon. Like my body even remembered what bleed on Coach K running was. He pulled the gun from my moth. OFF "You like basketball, Jake?" We were in the middle ofthe court. "Uh, sure." My brains had been done over- "Where's the team?" ANY DELIVERY not-so-easy. I was too mixed up to think. Why 'It's late. They gotta study. But why do you was I here? care, Mr. Bad?" "I do too." He grabbed me by the hair and "Just lookin' for an autograph." Expires in 30 Days walked me to the back ofthe gym, through the "Oh, a joke! Ha! That's good. Where's the locker room and into his office. Slamming the Rolodex?" Minimum $600 order door with his leg, he threw me on a couch and One more time, just for kicks, I was going to sat on the edge of his desk. His office was huge. play "Where's the Rolodex," that wonderful The desk was as big as a boat and the rug was game where win or lose, I get to bleed. plush. lOO "Mike, I—" He punched me in the mouth. • Drivers carry less than $20 "Butters says you won't play ball with us." "Where?" • One coupon per order "Us?" "I don't know—" He packed a solid punch. "Oh, don't be naive, Breaker. Yes, it's me. Everybody else figured it out two weeks ago. Continued on next page MONDAY, APRIL 29, 1991 EXAM BREAK ISSUE THE CHRONICLE / PAGE 25 cover blown, permanently. my face, praying for a quick death. "Call Keith. "Mike, put down the gun." Was it his wife? Give him this address." She slipped me apiece of Mike hesitated and looked confused. "Michael!" paper. "You've done your job. You've found BREAKER He yanked the gun out, taking a tooth with it. Barry. Leave Mike to me." "Down, Michael!" He put the gun on the floor, That look made me want to call it off. But it's crossed his arms and made a pouty face. She not easy to forget the taste of a gun barrel. The Continued from previous page corner ofthe backboard. "OOH! You hit some- walked over and hugged him, then turned and fright of death. The memory of that date. She thing-What do you think? Shoot again." I was looked at me. It was Dean Sue. shoved a wad of greenbacks into my hand. Too solid. Must have picked that up fromBobb y running out of time. And balls. I gave it all I "Who are you?" she asked. "How good are you at forgetting things?" Knight. had. It rimmed out. "Missed again! Now, what The best I could do was cough up a little "I've been doing it for four years." "Then make something up." do you think? Can I?" piece of brown stuff that fell on the floor and So, that's it. I don't really know who ended He slugged me in the same spot Marty had What did I have to lose? Clint Eastwood went "squish." up running DUFS but Scerbo went on to be hit me earlier. I choked back my intestines and always got away with it. And my shooting was "That's Mr. BAD! He wants to hurt—" Duke's all time leading scorer. He was drafted squealed "Okay!" He stepped back and pointed really depressing me. "Michael, shush." She gave him a stern look. the following year by the Bulls and now makes the gun at me. "I think you're a spineless punk who hasn't He looked at the floor. Were they related maybe? Nike commercials with Spike Lee and Michael "Where's the Rolodex." got the—" I cleared my throat onto my sleeve and struggled Jordan. "It's in the back of my car." He kicked the back of my legs and I fell to to my feet. Brodie went back to his Presidency, his "Did you make that up?" kneeling position. He shoved the barrel into my "My name's Breaker, Jake Breaker. I was peace of mind restored, and stayed there until "You just told me to." mouth again. His eyes were almost red. hired to find Barry Scerbo." Dean Sue looked at his term was up, at which time, he was replaced "Shut up, BADDY! I'm gonna make the Mike who kicked his feet. by a cardboard cut out of a guy named Norm. blow to the head sapped me of my sense pasta yummy and all the kids are gonna like me "Michael, what have you been up to? Have The Great Faculty Purge of'91 continued until of humor and a few other senses as well. all the time! New recipes! New food! Nudy nu you been naughty?" He didn't say anything. there was nobody left. The strange thing is, I didn't want to do anything but get the nu! The Rat will be called the Mike, the BP will Dean Sue picked up the gun and motioned me nobody could figure out who had done all the A outside. sacking in the first place. Hell away from Mike and his million dollar fist. be the MK, the Oak Room will be the Basketball But he still held that gun. Room. You think somebody's gonna get in my "Jake, did you say?" DUFS, the only University organization to "Okay, Jake. You say you don't know, fine. way? Me and my boys just beat UNLV, we won "Yes, ma'am." survive, started pumping out such a profit that But you're still Mr. Bad who wants to take the NCAA! We met the president! If I can do "Jake, you look awful. Are you okay?" they sponsored bashes every weekend. They DUFS away from me. So, I'll tell you what we'll that—" His eyes were flaming. He pulled the "Let's just say the last twenty-four hours felt had enough to buy a Grandfather Clause so the do. You said you like basketball..." He walked to hammer back and slowed his breathing, "I can like fourteen weeks." first year students didn't have to he, steal and the sideline and pushed a cart of balls over to certainly run DUFS. And no two bit detective is "Well, look, this is probably a strange situa cheat to get their booze, though they continued me. "We'll play 'Mr. Bad Shoots to Not Get gonna get in my way." He smiled that tion in your eyes. Let me try to make it plain. to do so in class. Dean Sue became Durham Shot.'" He put the gun in my face and walked Krzyzewski smile and said "Good-bye, Mr. Bad I'm Mike's friend and we play games some County Yatzee Champion and sent me a note me to the free throw line. "Let's do it this way. Person." times. Thursday is Yatzee night. That's why detailing her winning roll. I'm not sure why. I have six bullets. You take six shots. For each My life flashed before my eyes. My first Fm here." She looked into the gym. "Look at Tom Butters and Uncle Harry disappeared one you get, I'll remove a bullet. But at the end, trenchcoat, my first Mike Hammer episode, the him in there. He's having so much fun." Mike for a while. Mysteriously, one week after they I'll empty whatever's left into your head. Fair?" date I went on in high school. Sadly, I knew the was in the gym doing 180 dunks. "I wish I could left, the entire UNLV basketball team gained Fair. Sure. Basketball Roulette with a guy last thing that would go through my mind was dunk. We play Yatzee to relieve stress." so much weight, they were turned into a cheap who hadn't held a basketball in years and could a lead slug. I waited for the part about his love for large office complex. barely stand up against a professional with six, pistols and crime. But she was finished. Mike saw a food therapist who prescribed hard slugs and no guarantee that he wouldn't heard footsteps echoing in the hall and "Is that it?" cooking at home whenever possible. It turned gun me just for the fun of it. Sure, that's about the door we'd come through opened. "What?" out well and the last I heard, he had learned to as fair a deal as I'd gotten in the last twenty- Then somebody gasped and said "He had a gun down my throat! He was make a rather tempting tuna casserole. A gonna redecorate the gym with my brains! As for me, well, I've been seeing an awful lot four hours. Amuch better deal than the Student "Michael!" I didn't recognize the female voice Loan Office ever gave me. I picked up a ball and but Mike looked up. Look, he took a tooth! Don't you think that's of Jack lately, probably more than North Caro threw it at the hoop. It didn't even get there. "What are you doing here?" just a bit strange?" lina Law allows. Yeah, her name is Jack and "That's one. Mr. Bad is a dead man!" Was it my mother coming to my rescue? Had "Well, Mike gets carried away every now she tried to kill me a couple of times but they What could I do? He was too far away for a the check I sent made her love me again? and then—" say when you meet that "special" person, you quick lunge. Not that I could guarantee that I "Mike, tonight is Yatzee night." "Carried away! The last time somebody got know it. I like to call her "Satisfaction." She wouldn't just spit up something and really "Yatzee!" Mike smiled. "Okay, we can play carried away like that we bombed his country calls me "Pig." make him mad. in a second. I gotta splatter this guy first—" for a month! He's a crime lord! He kidnapped Ours is a strange relationship but I can "Shoot another." "No, Mike. Listen to me. Ifyou kill him, then Barry Scerbo—" promise you that it's never dull and I have I took as long as I could but he was a patient we can't play Yatzee." Mike was confused. I was "Well, yes, that's true. I suppose I should pretty good medical coverage so, I figure, what man. I shot the ball. It was so heavy. calling ahead to God, hoping I'd get to explain have stopped him earlier but it was all going so the Hell. She still studies World Federation "AIRBALL! Use'your wrist more." a few things before the Judgment was made. well. But I'll tell you the truth. From what I Wrestling and tries the moves out on me. Her My wrist, however, was like limp meat on a "But, this is Mr. Bad...he wants to take understand, Barry doesn't want to go back." latest is called the "Passion Slam." I also dis stick. My third shot made the net swing a little. DUFS away from me." "What?" covered she's very good with explosives. It's a "This just isn't your day, Jake!" He spun the "Mike—" "He's happy as a basketball player. He lives twisted, sick, dangerous existence, but it beats barrel and laughed. I was desperately trying to "Pies and vegetables, Til bet you don't even in Duke Manor, practices every day, eats off going to class. And it certainly beats getting a figure an out. And I hadn't asked him the big eat vegetables do you Mr. Bad Person—" The campus. He's much happier now." job and making something of myself. question yet. The story couldn't end without it. gun was scraping the back of my throat, mak "That may be true, but Mike is dangerous, "Do you really think you can get away with ing me want to cough. 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North Carolina 27707 Durham, North Carolina 27705 No appointments Necessary. 489-7674 , (Opposite Durham Academy) (Near Ninth Street) Not valid with any other o«er. Offer expires: 5-31/91 493-7456 286-2912 PAGE 26 / THE CHRONICLE EXAM BREAK ISSUE MONDAY, APRIL 29, 1991 EXCUSES From page 8 trenchcoat. He looked nervous, even fright Road trip extended shaped hole in the radiator. only set of car keys got locked in the trunk ened. I called him in and out came his By this time, it was about three or four of the car along with my books and it story. by a pig in the morning, but we found one house wasn't until much later when Raymond He had enrolled in the course at the with a light on, and the owner let us use and his dad returned with the radiator beginning of the term and then had an Nell Cant, Neurobiology her telephone. We called the Georgia high (great repair job, by the way) that we took unfortunate accident. One morning, after way patrol. They laughed at us, saying the backseat out of the car and fished out a fraternity bash, he was showering in his I was a sophomore at State. The football that no one could come help us because the keys. section. In came one of the brothers and team was playing Florida State in Talla their one car had gone "up-country." Our We now took off for the Highway Patrol took the stall next to him. hassee on Saturday night so my roommate friend with the phone wouldn't let us in for Office (up-country) to extract justice. In A few minutes later the brother slipped and I borrowed her mother's car and took a second call so we pondered our situation that part of Georgia at that time, or so we on a bar of soap, fell and sliced open his off for Florida on Friday afternoon. I wasn't alone in front of a tiny little store with a were led to believe, the owner of free- head. Later in the day my student received worried about my two exams on Monday Mynah bird in the window. ranging livestock was responsible for any a threatening phone call from a dark male because we planned to come back to Ra Our situation seemed sort of desperate. damage done to vehicles in front of which voice: "we will get even with you for hurt leigh right after the game, meaning that I While we tried to figure out our next move, they strayed. Needless to say, we failed in ing Bob." would have all day Sunday to study. (This a pick-up truck load of (how shall I put our attempt to interest the highway patrol was NC State, after all!) this?) 'necks pulled up. While most of them guys in our plight, but we did spend an Suddenly, the student explained to me, Just to be on the safe side though, I took (all drunk, of course) hooted it up, one other few interesting hours trying. (We did he remembered the stories about Bob and my books and notes along. We had a great attempted to patch up the hole in our get them to go back and look at the pig with his family: they were Cosa Nostra, the time in Tallahassee, went to the game, radiator with a bar of soap. He put more us in the hope of finding identifying marks Mafia; they had made a killing in New partied for a while afterward and left for water in the radiator and directed us to a on it that would lead us — sleuths that we Jersey in several businesses. Everyone, he Raleigh about 1:30 a.m. I was the desig Texaco station up the road. Sensing signs were — to the owner. We got them to do told me, knew that Bob was trying to nated driver. The road from Florida to of civilization (HA!), we took off. There was this by taking down their badge numbers escape this unseemly history. And some North Carolina was different then; 1-95 a Texaco station, but don't imagine the and muttering things about letters to At times, it was rumored, his father and his didn't exist and to get from there to here kind of place you find along the interstates. lanta. There were, of course, no identifying friends "cleared the way" for Bob — much meant driving on roads reminiscent ofthe This place matched the roads and it didn't marks, although there were a lot of flies.) to his embarrassment. last century or, perhaps, the one before even have a phone. Having little choice, we We didn't get back to Raleigh until very that. settled in with the crew ofthe station and late Sunday night. There was no time to My student explained that strange Shortly after we crossed into Georgia — awaited our fate. study. I flunked both exams on Monday. things started to happen to him, little I remember this as though it were yester This could be a very long story. Leaving (Not by a lot though; maybe I would have things: notes left in his mailbox, letters day — out ofthe foggy mists lining the side out a few of our adventures to this point, passed them if all had gone according to slid under his door, a dead cat found under ofthe road came galloping (I swear!) a very suffice to say that a guy from out in the plan.) his bed. The message was clear. large pig. (Later, at the filling station at country (we were out in the country; this Although this entry does not meet the So he went underground: adopted a dis which we spent most of Sunday, one ofthe guy was from further out) came and, with requirements of your contest, I offer it as guise, slept at friends' houses, dropped out customers said, in response to the telling his son Raymond, took the radiator out of inspiration to those students who are bored of classes. He lived in fear for the reckon of our story, "That weren't no pig, Lady; the car and disappeared. I could have with relying on computer crashes and who ing he did not deserve. Could I under that was a HOG!") I slowed down but not passed the time studying my physics and now need ideas to distinguish them from stand, he asked, what he had been through? fast enough. I hit the pig. It bounced off the chemistry except that at some point the the 'Pack, (so to speak). Would it be fair to penalize him further? front of the car (my roommate's mother's He did not have his work, he explained, car!) leaving a large pig-shaped dent. The but he would get it in as soon as possible. pig fell to the side of the road — to die I said I would think about it. there, we later learned. We limped into a He put his hat back on, peered out the - tiny little crossroads called Jackson, stop door, looking both ways furtively, and ping there because the temperature had slipped out into the dark. risen to the red zone. We had a little pig- Walk to Campus. St I Crook's Corner * Fine Southern Dining 610 W. 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V ~ v i 3 tf 69 Take home 34 Some are 1 3 tf imvi _ N 3 !_•- 9 V S 64 Case for 26 Auricle s a v 1 sld v 1 H 3^3 IAI V 1 59 An Alan 24 Location I 1 apparent valuables 27 Gave a 10 60 Swiftly 25 Party type DOWN 37 City kingpin 65 Baffling 29 Sacrifice site 61 A.M. word 27 Violin for 1 Chronicle 40 Spar and 66 Being 30 Campus cheer 40 Relict 54 Heavy reading 62 Optimistic short 38 Policy pmt. 50 Join Sci. course spinel 31 Jean Paul — 45 Fervid 55 Diana or 63 Escapade 29 — Lisa 40 Marquis de — 51 Scorch Gee whiz! 41 Part of a span 48 Goat coat 55 Perry's DOWN 32 Balderdash 46 Angora yarn Betsy 64 Stravinsky 30 Unusual: abbr. 42 Fever and 52 Nimbus Advocate 43 Willingly 50 Admit creator 1 It. city 33 Mountain 48 Desert delight 56 Alkaline 31 Toy chills 53 Wing-shaped Bar 44 Gourd 52 Funny 57 Noted lioness 2 Entrance chain 50 A Ford solutions DOWN 32 Breathing 47 Analyze 57 Health Wallach 46 Sitting — (in syllables 58 Palterer 3 Disarray 35 Poem type 51 Elan 57 Miami 1 — off the old sound 48 Loose resort Snack a good 53 Girasol 59 Story 4 Moving stairs 37 Carson opener 52 It. royal family county block 37 Ireland 49 Bingo kin 58 — tai 8 Not give — position) 54 Soil 62 — de France 5 Felony 39 Monk 53 Reed 58 Fellow MONDAY, APRIL 29, 1991 EXAM BREAK ISSUE THE CHRONICLE / PAGE 29 FOOTNOTES The CHINA INN ORLD Managed and owned by Duke Graduates WOMEN'S SHOES /J4C*&+mm4— TEA^QUARE DURHAM SZECHUAN • HUNAM 688-4596 Round Trips starting at. 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PAGE 2 / THE CHRONICLE MYRTLE BEACH GUIDE MONDAY, APRIL 29, 1991 We CHRONICLE'S Make RTLE Room For Fun& ACH Comfort UIDE OCEANFRONT VACATIONS 3 Bedroom, Fully Furnished Table of Contents Where's the beach? 3 Villas in 2 Choice Locations Myrtle's championship courses are worth playing 4 at Remarkable Rates! Overrated stop offers mediocrity to the masses 5 Our luxurious oceanfront villas can easily ac Discover the resort area commodate up to 8 people and surround them with a short day trip 6 Seize the moment with every resort comfort imaginable! From and say "I do" in Myrtle Beach 7 family holidays to golfing getaways, you will Map of Myrtle Beach 8 love our idea of a great vacation! Choose from Where will the Dukies be? 9 Important S. Carolina laws to remember 10 2 exciting locations in the Myrtle Beach area: City council asserts enforcement of local laws 11 Diverse Myrtle nightlife Tilghman Beach adds fun to the sun 12,13,15 Fun in the sun! Photo spead 14 & Racquet Club © The Chronicle, April 29, 1991 in the heart of Ocean Drive North Myrtle Beach. 1-800-334-5016 Pelican's Landing Myrtle Beach Guide Staff Supplements Coordinator Laura Tawney & Pelican's Watch Design Director Carolyn Poteet in the popular Shore Drive Section Staff Writers Young Kim, Heather Lowe, Michele Saracino, Sang Sunwoo of Myrtle Beach. Cover Design Joy Bacher General Manager Barry Eriksen 1-800-334-5015 Advertising Manager Sue Newsome Account Representatives Judy Bartlett, Call one of our toll-free numbers above, or write: Dorothy Gianturco, Trey Huffman Production Manager Linda Nettles Production Supervisor Charles Carson © Ocean Eesortsinc. Another Fine Ocean Resort Property P.O. Box 1557, North Myrtle Beach, SC 29598 MONDAY, APRIL 29, 1991 MYRTLE BEACH GUIDE THE CHRONICLE / PAGE 3 Where's the beach? As you can see by the map, there is were to string all of the golf holes in the now another route to Myrtle Beach with area end to end, the course would be 140 going all the way to Wilmington. 256.44 miles long and growing fast. However, there are two things which •If you aren't a golfer, the area also should be taken into consideration be has more than 150 tennis courts for day fore you take on unknown territory. and night play. First, make sure that your gas tank •North Myrtle Beach is the birth is full. Many people have remarked that place of the shag. Couples have been there are very few stops along the route doing the dance for more than 40 years, for either gas stations or fast food ser and South Carolina named it the state vices (and even if there is an exit sign for dance in 1984. Myrtle Beach is the home them you may have to travel a few miles of the National Shag Dance Champion off the highway to get to them.) ship. A movie entitled "Shag" was filmed Secondly, you'll miss South of the on location along the Grand Strand. Border. But, even worse than that you'll •North Myrtle Beach is also 'The miss all of the signs telling you how Home of Vanna White," although when many more miles it is until South ofthe the sign was last passed, her name had Border! been taken off of it. Is her popularity At any rate, have a safe trip and lots fading? of fun. For the ride down we've researched •There are over 1000 restaurants in and found plenty of trivia to keep you the Myrtle Beach area. entertained, just in case you don't get to •Tourism is the area's major indus see Pedro. try. The Grand Strand accounts for •In a top 20 Vacation Destinations almost 40% of South Carolina's tourism survey conducted by Holiday Inns, Inc., revenues. In 1988, approximately 14 Myrtle Beach ranked second only be million tourists visited the area and hind Disney World in Orlando, Fla. The spent about $1.6 billion. poll rated the Grand Strand above Los •Calabash, a town about ten miles Angeles, San Fransisco and other Florida north of Myrtle Beach, is also the name destinations. of a way of preparing seafood. Many •Georgetown County to the south of restaurants in the Myrtle area specialize Myrtle is known as the "Ghost Capital of in calabash cooking. the South," for its haunting "shades." •Waccamaw Pottery and Outlet Cen Some ofthe more well-known ghosts are ters, the "ultimate shopping mecca," Alice, the sad phantom ofthe Hermitage covers more than 100 acres. It also has estate at Murrells Inlet and the Grey 10,000 parking spaces and 1,500 em Man, whose warnings have preceded ployees. Approximately 6.6 million tour major storms to the area since 1893. ists visit the shopping center annually. •The Grand Strand is known as the •Each year there is an average of 216 Seaside Golf Capital of the World. Ifyou sunny days in Myrtle Beach. STEP ABOARD OUR DINING CARS FOR A "UNIQUE *» EATING AND DRINKING EXPERIENCE! FEATURING: Homemade fried mush A menu for kids, homemade desserts featur rooms, potato skins, onion rings, and ing our hot fudge sundae, chocolate fried mozzarella sticks.. .A complete walnut pie, praline and pecan ice cream Raw Bar featuring fresh local clams, pie. Enjoy our fantastic "Happy Hour" oysters and shrimp, homemade French and the scenic view of Vereen's Marina onion soup, super nachos, tostados, in our glass bar...happening daily from homemade shecrab soup, oysters and 4-6:30. Featuring select oysters on the clams casino, prime rib sandwich, 1/2 shell only 25 PAGE 4/THE CHRONICLE MYRTLE BEACH GUIDE MONDAY, APRIL 29, 1991 Myrtle's championship courses are worth playing By YOUNG KIM old fashioned design that integrates mag nificent views ofthe beach with challeng Myrtle Beach and its beautiful sixty ing bent grass greens. mile stretch of gleaming white sands The Heather Glen Golf Links also have become the hottest place for fun in successfully combines a beautiful land the sun. Yet, some are unaware that scape with exciting fairways. Gigantic Myrtle Beach is also one ofthe nation's 100-year-old pines, white dogwood and major golfing resorts. Since 1920, when live oaks surround this 27-hole course. the first golf course was built, seventy Built in the Scottish tradition, Heather championship golf courses have been Glen creates a new and unique atmo constructed and fourteen more are in sphere with its 18th century Scottish the process of being built. In 1990,2.25 clubhouse and pub. Even the holes have million rounds of golf were played on a Scottish flair. The first hole at the first these courses. nine is a par 4 called the Hidey-Ho, an all One ofthe major golfing sites at the uphill shot covered with love grass and Grand Strand is scotchbroom. the Tidewater The Fin Me Oot, Club and Plan a par 5, has a tation. It was se narrow driving lected by Golf area from the tee Digest and Golf and a large bun SPECIAL TO THE CHRONICLE Magazine as ker. The course Local courses combine challenge with design. "1990's Best also has holes New Public called The ing. The design of the Myrtle Beach tion next to the more popular places on Course in Punch, Jockey's National Golf Course was personally the beach also make Beachwood a great America." Its Burn, Wunz supervised by Arnold Palmer while Long choice for the visiting golfer. 18-hole course Moor, and Up 'N Bay Golf Club claims Jack Nicklaus as For the nature buffs, Gater Hole Golf is located on a Doon. These and the architect of its 18-holes. These Club offers a great day of golfing at seaside penin many others courses should be a great challenge to affordable prices. Located on a beauti sula of spec definitely make the serious golfer. ful, rolling tract of land, its designer has tacular bluffs golfing at the For those looking for a more afford preserved the heavily wooded areas of along the Heather Glen able but still challenging course, live oaks that enhance the natural beauty Intracoastal Golf Links an in Beachwood Golf Club should definitely ofthe terrain. Ifyou're lucky, you might Waterway and teresting experi be on your playing schedule. Green fees even see a live gator or two while playing the saltwater ence. range fron $15 to $34 and carts are $11 on this course. marshes of The Myrtle per 18 holes. Since Beachwood opened So whether you're a serious golfer Cherry Grove Beach area can in 1968, it has been one of the most looking for the ultimate course or an Beach Inlet. also claim two of popular courses on the Grand Strand. amateur golfer who's more interested in Tidewater also SPECIAL TO THE CHRONICLE the most famous Its design has been described as the having lots of fun, Myrtle Beach is your boasts of their Sandtraps test golfers' skill. names in golf- "most fun place to play." Its ideal loca ideal golfing resort. "7*. -•*«•' • A ^41 MYRTLE BEACH, SC The Grand Strand's Home of the 7 night, 6 day Golf Week Fresh Fun Place : Seafood Specialties Sm] POINDEXTER Prime Rib Beef & Chicken Oceanfront Golf Resort 15 Unique Salads Stuffed Potatoes Flower Pot Bread Fabulous Desserts Mex'n Cal Soup & Omelettes San Francisco Pastas Savory Sandwiches Barefootin' Burgers Everything is made from scratch daily • Visit m Spinnaker's Bakery • Picnics Prepared to Order Take-outs • Cocktails • Wine • Beer Call today for our golf brochure 1-800-248-0003 THE POINDEXTER GOLF RESORT RESTAURANT, 1702 N. Ocean Blvd., Myrtle Beach, SC 29577 I -•*» __. Serving Lunch and Dinner Daily From 11:00 A.M. Briarcliffe Mall on Hwy. 17 between Restaurant Row and Windy Hill Owned and operated by a Blue Devil North Myrtle Beach Bert Anderson, Class of 1980 aMd mm •• The New Inlet Square Mall >»---*w. •^fei'i^>;>'' • •-.. «*•*• ' ZedTiree Live entertainment Monday-Saturday' NORTH MYRTLE BEACH Duke Night • All Rooms Oceanfront • Heated Pool and Spa Wednesday, May 8 • Refrigerators in All Rooms • Kitchenettes Available Show Duke ID and • Private Balconies • Thirty Channel Cable TV get in FREE Family Value Voucher Two Live Bands Call in your reservations before May 1st 1991* and 622 Lake Arrowhead Road $ 00 Across from the Galleria advance 50 deposit holds any room Myrtle Beach, South Carolina • 449-9434 • Must be 21to enter. plus kids under 18 stay FREE. •Applies to any dates June 1 - Aug. 28,1991 5 night minimum stay • July 1-7 excluded : $2.00 OFF ^••m^mmmr'mmmmm 2 Information Reservations H 1-800-233-0705 Good any night o 803-272-5353 MONDAY, APRIL 29, 1991 MYRTLE BEACH GUIDE THE CHRONICLE / PAGE 7 Seize the moment and say "I do" in Myrtle Beach By MICHELE SARACINO extensive collection of photographs. The specializes in small and private wed Beach. first video is shot from the front of the dings. The couple chooses their favorite Following the festivities, the couple Most people know and love Myrtle chapel, while the second tape is shot outdoor spot, such as the beach, can honeymoon in any ofthe tropical Beach for the sun, sand and southern from the back of the chapel, creating a park, boardwalk or gazebo, and resorts in the Myrtle area. Both hospitality, but how many people are silhouette image. This package also pro Weddings by the Sea ar the Polynesian Resort aware that Myrtle also specializes in vides the bride with a garter and a ranges a ceremony Hotel and the Pal discrete, yet romantic wedding ceremo custom-made bouquet. Following the there. Wedding ace, advertise nies? It's true; Myrtle Beach is the South's ceremony, there is a quick reception of packages luxurious and ro answer to Las Vegas! Couples can cake and champagne. range from mantic honey encorporate the beauty and wonder of The chapel's exterior resembles a sixty to two moon specials. the beach into their wedding day. small house, however its inside is deco hundred If you and The Myrtle Beach Wedding Chapel, rated to look like a church. In the dollars. your spouse on Kings Highway, promises chapel there is a small wait The are in a more to make a woman's ing area, a bridal dress sixty doi- • adventurous dream wedding into ing room, wooden lar pack mood, you a reality. They of benches and a age only in might travel to fer packages that smoking lounge. cludes the V* South of the range from The actual ceremony, Border and rel sixty to five ceremony which lasts ish the sub-tropi hundred and lasts ap about twelve cal decor of their fifty dollars. proximately minutes and is honeymoon suites. Their most seven to ten performed by a During your stay popular minutes, Justice ofthe Peace at Myrtle, be sure to package depending Bascially, nuptial check out the nu costs one on whether packages vary according merous nuptial hundred Or not the to the couple's specific options. Just fifty dollars couple de preference of the flower remember that and in sires to have arrangements, photo all these mar cludes the their favorite graphs and videotapes. riage organi ceremony, a love song Furthermore, if a zations re videotape, vari played between couple wants to truly quire a state ous photographs, their vows. The make their wedding certified a bridal bouquet and couple can request day memorable, they should invest in the marriage license, which also takes 24 a small cake. If the either the in-house technical expertise of AAA Photography. hours to process. couple wishes, they can minister or the civil officer, This company offers a videotape and Without a lot of preparation, each of. trade in their cake for an extra 8 Gerald Jacobs, to perform their portrait combination package for only these services will provide you with a x 10 photo ofthe ceremony. ceremony. Reservations are required one hundred fifty dollars. For an addi romantic setting for your marriage cer The ultimate nuptial package costs twenty-four hours in advance. tional fee, Reverend Hart Rist will lead emony. Make your Myrtle trip unfor $550 and includes everything in the first Weddings By The Sea, located on the ceremony on the beautiful Kingston gettable, and say "I do," to that special package plus another videotape and an 36th Avenue, is an organization that Plantation which is also located in Myrtle someone in your life. formerly Tryon Seville POINDEXTER rs Oceanfront Family Resort DAYS INN NORTH 9 GREAT POOLS PLUS THE BLUE ATLANTIC OCEAN Welcome wat Duke Students and Employees! nil • Oceanfront • Rooms or Kitchen units •Color TV • Daily Maid Service • Tub & Shower •Meeting room ^•'•urtfr'iflr ,; New Name, Same Friendly Service Close to Restaurant Row • Briarcliffe Mall • Bowling • Movies • Golf Courses • Open year-round • Game Room • Restaurant • Exercise Room • Cable Color TV • Tennis/Golf Privileges Special Group Rates Call for • Refrigerators • Kitchen Facilities Golf Packages information. in Every Room Available TOLL FREE RESERVATIONS 800-845-0605 Call toll free: 1-800-248-0003 Call (803) 272-5131 In South Carolina or Far West U.S. 1702 N. Ocean Blvd., Myrtle Beach, SC 29577 1321 S. Ocean Boulevard, North Myrtle Beach, S.C. Owned and operated by a Blue Devil, Bert Anderson, '80. PAGE 8 / THE CHRONICLE MYRTLE BEACH GUIDE MONDAY, APRIL 29, 19? $1.00 off Any regular priced T-Shirt With this ad Offer expires 7-31-91 THE LARGEST SURF SHOPS IN THE CAROLINAS rockin' the Carolina Coast from Nags Head to Myrtle Beach Hwy. 17 and 21st Ave. S. N. Myrtle Beach • 272-7458 109 W. Gordon St. Kinston, NC • No. 6 Lumina Ave. Wrightsville Beach, NC Yaupon Drive Oak Island. NC • 5740 Oleander Drive Wilmington. NC Salterpath Road Atlantic Beach. NC • Hwy. 210 Surf City. NC Mile Post 11 Nags Head, NC • Hwy. 58 Emerald Isle. NC Hwy. 421 & Winner Ave. Carolina Beach, NC Welcome Duke Students and Employees! Serving top Quality Food, featuring Belgian Waffles, with your favorite topping. Serving a wide variety of Country Breakfasts. Open 6 a^m. Daily (803) 272-5411 Located at entrance of Azalea Sands Golf Course Hwy. 17S Cresent Beach, N. Myrtle, SC #10 BREAKFAST SPECIAL Buy One-Get Second at 4 Silver Dollar Pancakes I/O DRIf^F- 1 Egg - Any Style, MC* rnlVL 1 Strip Bacon or Sausage To Be Presented To Waitress When Ordering | . Buy One-Get Second at Introducing Our New BELGIAN WAFFLE 1/2 PRICE To Be Presented To Waitress When Ordering I D. DINO'S SPECIAL Buy One-Get Second at 3 Eggs with Bacon or Sausage 1/2 PRICE 2 Buttermilk Pancakes To Be Presented To Waitress When Ordering D MYRTLE BEACH GUIDE THE CHRONICLE / PAGE 9 WeVe Got the Seafood Where Will The Experience of Your Life! You've never had so much seafood that's so Dukies Be? good! We wouldn't have it any other way. We serve fresh local seafood in the same Groups '(OCEAN Low Country way it's been served since the DRIVE /SECTION APO St. Charles Inn Motel, 1312 S. Ocean Blvd. 1700's. And that's just the beginning: Intervarsity Christian Fellowship Featuring 15 all you can eat feasts • A large 210 2nd Ave. South broiled menu • sauteed and specialty items Mirecourt Red Tree Inn, 1415 S. Ocean Blvd. • steaks, chicken, and spaghetti • salad bar CRESCENT ' BEACH SECTION Stonehenge and homemade soups & desserts • Most Ocean Drive Motel, 98 N. Ocean Blvd. credit cards accepted • Wesley Fellowship Seaire Apts., 1800 S. Perrin St., Crescent Beach Children's menu. w- Sororities Visit our second fine restau Alpha Delta Pi rant, Toby's, overlook Jamaican Motor Inn, 3006 S. Ocean Blvd. ing the lake at Cypress Alpha Epsiion Phi Bay, Hwy 17, Little Days Inn, 1321 S. Ocean Blvd. River, SC. Alpha Kappa Alpha 0UT» The Ocean Sands Motor Inn, 1525 S. Ocean Blvd. Alpha Omicron Pi SEAF< &> Tilghman Beach & Racquet Club, 2nd Ave. Chi Omega & The Helms Vista, 304 N. Ocean Blvd. Hwy. 17 9 Crescent Delta Delta Deita Beach Section Royal Palms Motor Inn, 1605 S. Ocean Blvd. A North Myrtle \ Delta Gamma Beach, SC Tilghman Beach & Racquet Club, 2nd Ave. 272-8032 Mixed Beverages Served 7 Days A Week Your Host, Lattie Upchurch Kappa Alpha Theta Jamaican Motor Inn, 3006 S. Ocean Blvd. Kappa Kappa Gamma Sea Spray Motor Inn, 1515 Ocean Blvd., Crescent Best Prices In Town Beach Pi Beta Phi The Rockin 'K, 1619 S. Ocean Blvd. V Royal Palms Zeta Tau Alpha Sea Shell Motel, 305 N. Ocean Blvd. Motor Inn Fraternities "Ocean Front 99 6-2 Room Apts. Alpha Epsilon Pi Sleeps 6-8 People Crescent Village Motel, 1801 Ocean Blvd. 1623 S. Ocean Blvd. N. Myrtle Beach, S.C. 29582 Weekends and Holidays Alpha Phi Alpha Slightly Higher Ocean Creek Resort, 10600 North Kings Highway lOCEAN DRIVE Chi Psi 54 Units Ocean Front Pool [SECTION Red Tree Inn, 1415 S. Ocean Blvd. Most Rooms Have Refrigerators & Kiddie Pool Delta Kappa Epsilon 30 Newly Renovated Rooms Sea Breeze Motel, 201 S. Ocean Blvd. with Sun Deck Delta Sigma Phi Free Cable TV The Original Spizz House, 516 S. Hillside St 18 Full Kitchens Kappa Alpha All Rooms Have At Least Widest Beach Tilghman Beach & Racquet Club, 2nd Ave. 2 Double Beds On The Strand Kappa Sigma Jamaican Motor Inn, 3006 S. Ocean Blvd. • Summer Rates Start at • Small Pets Welcome Phi Delta Theta $45 per Day •Two Bedroom Cottage The Barkley Sands Motel, 3400 N. Ocean Blvd. • No Extra Charge for Children Available Phi Kappa Psi Ocean Drive Motel, 98 N. Ocean Blvd. • Family Owned and Operated • Free Ice Pi Kappa Phi • Special Group Rates • Cribs, Barbeque Grills and Tilghman Beach & Racquet Club, 2nd Ave. •Phone 1-800-292-3444 Covered Picnic Tables Sigma Alpha Epsiion TOLL FREE • Church Groups Welcome The Rockin 'K, 1619 S. Ocean Blvd. Sigma Chi • ATTRACTIONS • Ocean Drive Motel, 98 N. Ocean Blvd. Fish Pier 1/4 mi. —Calabash N.C. "Seafood Capital" 6 miles Sigma Phi Epsilon Restaurant Next Door — Many Golf Courses Royal Palms, 1605 S. Ocean Blvd. Shopping — A New Mall — Charter Fishing Available Arcade and Restaurant Across Street PAGE 10 / THE CHRONICLE MYRTLE BEACH GUIDE MONDAY, APRIL 29, 1991 Important South Carolina laws to remember With the recent "crackdown" and also remain open until 2 a.m. on Satur controversies surrounding it, it is im days. portant for visitors to Myrtle Beach to be Drinks in Myrtle Beach must be aware of the local ordinances and laws. served in 50-millimeter bottles. The mini- Since many laws differ from state to bottles contain the equivalent of two state, we have outlined some common drinks in most bars. When you are ordinances which you should keep in served, the seal of the bottle must be mind during any vacation to South Caro unbroken and the bottle must be opened lina. in front of you. South Carolina state law prohibits Alcoholic Beverages you from having open bottles of liquor in The legal age for drinking beer, wine a car unless the bottle is locked in the or liquor is 21. Proper identification is trunk or luggage compartment. You are required to buy alcohol in stores or risking fines and possible jail sentences restaurants - college ID's won't do. ifyou possess beer, wine or liquor ifyou Any store with a license can sell beer are underage, possess or consume alco and wine, so you can buy them in most hol in a club after the legal hours or buy grocery and convenience stores. These alcohol for someone under the age of 21. stores can be open 24 hours a day and It is also illegal to have an open alcoholic SPECIAL TO THE CHRONICLE can sell beer and wine anytime between container in any public place, including Alcohol purchasing laws differ from state to state. midnight Saturday and sunrise Mon the streets and beaches. violating these rules, you may be re You may only use canvas rafts in the day. quired to help officials clean up the ocean, and these rafts must have safety Liquor can only be sold in specially Motor Vehicles beach. ropes. licensed stores which can sell only li You may not operate motor vehicles If you destroy sea oat plants, you No person may use any noise-mak quor and wine. You will recognize these on the beach. may be subject to a fine or a prison ing devices in such a manner as to be stores by the red dots displayed on the It is illegal to sleep on the beach or in sentence. heard from any public street, strand, outside of these buildings. South Caro any motor vehicle between 9 p.m. and beach or alleyway. lina law requires these stores to dispay sunrise. Fireworks dots, rather than advertisements, with You may not ride on public streets Although you can buy fireworks in Emergency Numbers the letters "ABC" for Alcoholic Beverage on any part of the vehicle not intended South Carolina, you may not put them Myrtle Beach Control. Liquor stores are open 9 a.m. - for passenger use (i.e. you may not ride off within the city limits. Since you can 7 p.m. Monday - Saturday. on fenders or tailgates, or hang out of buy them from local stores, it's best to Rescue Squad 448-9211 In restaurants you can buy alco hatchbacks). ask then where you can and cannot use EMS 448-4622 them. Police 448-3111 holic drinks between 10 a.m. and 2 a.m. Buckle up! South Carolina law re Fire 448-3111 Monday - Friday. You cannot buy alco quires that all passengers in a car wear North Myrtle Beach holic beverages after midnight on Satur their seatbelts. The Beach Swimming is prohibited beyond 50 Rescue Squad 272-7532 days. No beer, wine or liquor can be sold EMS 272-3148 on Sundays, except in some North Myrtle Littering yards from the shore or in the depths Police 249-1411 Beach restaurants which have a special Glass containers and littering are above shoulder level unless a lifeguard Fire 249-2233 permit. The specially-licensed clubs can prohibited on the beach. Ifyou are caught says otherwise. LY/ §_*9&eft Super Monday ~ Tuesday Thursday Sunday Thursday Zoo Night Night $3.50 Bucket of Beer $3.50 Bucket of Beer $3.50 Bucket of Beer $3.50 Bucket of Beer $9.00 Pitcher of Long $9.00 Pitcher of Long Island Iced Tea Island Iced Tea 25 Must be 21 to consume alcohol 2nd Ave. and Hillside Dr., Ocean Drive North Myrtle Beach • 249-2404 PAGE 12 / THE CHRONICLE MYRTLE BEACH GUIDE MONDAY, APRIL 29, 1991 Diverse Myrtle Beach nightlife adds fun to the sun By HEATHER LOWE and complete with a lazy river, waterfall and has been enclosed by LAURA TAWNEY a tropical lanscape. Also within the fa a wall and the sand cilities is a large gameroom with four has been trans After a day at the beach, you're prob pool tables, assorted video games and a formed into a ably ready to do something else. The wide screen television. grassed area with following is a list of some of the options The cover is $6, with many specials more tables and and specials that are available to you. during the week. Monday and Wednes chairs. While there Included are some Duke favorites, as day nights are Ladies Night, so all women isn't anymore volley well as some new alternatives, and a run get in free and there are reduced prices ball, the change has down on many ofthe local Happy Hours. on frozen drinks. Tuesdays areTwo-for- added a lot of space Tuesday, with two people getting in for to the outdoor sec The Afterdeck the price of one. Thursday nights are t- tion of the bar, and 9801 N. Kings Hwy. shirt night; with each paid admission a the pool is still there. 449-1550 free t-shirt is given out. Fridays and As for the bar, Dance outside in the moonlight on a Saturdays are reserved for live bands. Zack's has three full- deck overlooking the Intracoastal Wa On the weekend of May 4, Mike Edwards functioning bars and terways. Featuring live bands as well as and the Banned are playing, and ac two draft bars lo a DJ, the Afterdecks's music consists of cording to a manager are "the best band cated at various top 40 dance music. The Afterdeck opens that they get that's not a national act." points throughout every evening at 8 p.m. and generally Happy Hour begins at 6:30 p.m. and the establishment. stays open until 2 or 3 a.m. Proper Id is the club stays open until 4 a.m., except The music is coordi required, and Monday night, May 6, is on Saturdays when it closes at mid nated by a DJ at the college night. There will be a special night. Every night is also a Gordon end of a large dance student discount for those who show Special Night, with all drinks with Gor floor which is sur DAVID MESSINGER their college ID. don vodka at $2.00 rounded by one of The Galleon expands its exterior. the bars with booth The Atlantis Nightlife Crazy Zack's seating to the left. The bar opens at 3 night is also t-shirt night. Hwy. 501W 2nd Ave. and Hillside Dr. p.m., and except for Saturday and Sun Proper ID is required to drink; how 448-4200 249-2404 day when they close at 2 a.m., it is open ever, everyone 18 and over can enter the The Atlantis Nightlife, the newest An old Duke favorite, Zack's is once all night. bar. This policy was construcetd after club in the area, is a mixture of three again ready for a year of late night Nightly givaways are once again in the change in the state's method of clubs in one. In club # 1, classsic rock entertainment. Rap, dance, late night the works, with such items as drink punishing underage people who are from the late 60s, 70s and 80s is played beach music, pitchers of every thing and huggers and suntan lotion, adorned with caught drinking in a bar. Rather than by the best talent in the area available. a many layered floor constructed from the Crazy Zack's logo. Mr. Stewart also fining the bar, the individual is held Club #2, however does the trick, with the old wooden bleachers of Wallace wanted everyone to know that this year respnsible and slapped with a $600 fine. Top 40 and dance music and a unique Wade Stadium all add up to an atmo there will be t-shirts given out on two At Zack's a large "X" is stamped on the dance floor. The floor is actually a glass sphere condusive to Dukies. nights. Every year he had been giving hand of everyone who is not 21. It is also dance floor built over a 4,000 gallon fish Once again, the owner of Crazy them out on Thurday nights, yet many advised to "save your time, the 'X' won't aquarium! Zack's, has made some changes to the students had complained to him that wash off." Club #3 is a 5,000 square foot patio, nightclub. This year the volleyball court they'd be leaving before then, so Sunday See NIGHTCLUBS on page 13 DUCKS too! Food, Fun, Spirits and Diversions Duke Night Great Burgers, Billiards, Be Fun Monday, May 6 233 Main St. North Myrtle Beach. SC • 803-249-3858 $2 Admission with Duke ID SAND TRAP BEACH COTTAGES $300 Mini-Skirt Contest • Seven beach cottages with 1, 2, and 3 bedroom units • Private Pool • Cable TV • Conveniently located near the ocean and Main St. College ID not accepted as proof of age. FLOYD'S BEACH COTTAGES • Conveniently located on Third Ave. North • 1, 2, 3 bedroom units • Cable TV • Newly remodeled • Ocean just steps away 9801 N. King's Hwy. at Restaurant Row Both complexes accommodate Volunteer Marketing and Realty CalUodayPfo Ple" R0- Box 1909 N- MVrt,e Beach' SC 29598 449-1550 On the Waterway Myrtle Beach, S.C. ensure reservations! (803) 249-6966 • (803) 280-3015 MONDAY, APRIL 29, 1991 MYRTLE BEACH GUIDE THE CHRONICLE / PAGE 13 Nightclubs From page 12 Jamaica Joe's space for friendly special, with 2 for only $7.00. This year, Hwy. 17, Restaurant Row competition while a Tuesday will be Parrothead Night with 449-6456 new catamaran on special Jimmy Buffet and reggae tunes. A small private nightclub, known for the beach is avail $8.00 pitchers of Long Island Ice Tea will its late, late, late night crowd. The advice able for rides after be on special. And how could we forget that was given was to "come here after 11 a.m. The interi our alternative food requirement with you've been everywhere else." While the ors have been im 15 <_ shrimp and 10 $ chicken wings. nightclub doesn't have live entertain proved with dart On Sunday, May 5 from 4 to 7 p.m. ment, they do have a DJ who is known boards,and the Senior Class is having a special for his late-night beach music, along hanggliders. Keep happy hour. With $5 at the door, you get with a large television screen that plays an eye out for the all of the suds, beer, you can drink, or videos and poker machines. colorful sign which until six kegs run out. The nightclub is open from 4 p.m.- 4 now prominently Swells has also expanded their menu a.m., except for Saturday and Sunday adorns one of the of "basic grill"food with starters, sand when it closes at 2 a.m. Cover charge walls. wiches and seafood. As for their carding with a guest pass is generally $2 after 12 policy, anyone can enter the a.m. on Friday and $5 after 10 p.m. on bar during the day for grill Saturday. Guest passes are available at food. Generally around 8 or many hotels and restaurants in the area. 9 p.m., they begin carding just a three block walk from at the door. The Spanish Galleon Tilghman's. Main Street 2001 The hip call it "the Galleon," when Swells Lake Arrowhead Rd. they refer to the only true dance club on 17th Ave. South 449-9434 the strip. Open since 1963, the club's 272-2663 Known for its VIP en dance floor has evolved from dirt to an Yep, everyone's favorite surf bar tertainment, 2001 even has intricate light and sound show. Nightly will be open and ready for action its own valet parking. The dance music consists of Top 40 and beach week. Known for its surf nightclub is actually two full extended dance mixes, which are ac board on the ceiling, television functioning clubs in one, companied by both lights and a large screens playing videos, pool table, each targeting a different television screen that plays the videos. outside deck and Dukie atmo type of music and crowd. The Galleon has also expanded since sphere, Swells has become a hot In Razzies, the music is last year, finishing their outdoor snack spot for late-night entertainment. beach music with bands bar and patio and a Beach music dance Although they have a small dance SPECIAL TO THE CHRONICLE playing nightly. Then, in club. The snack bar is located on the floor, the music is arranged by a Swells' surfbar is always a Duke favorite Pulsations, or 'The Beat of surf side ofthe building in the infamous DJ, whose style is diverse and up the Beach,"the music con Horseshoe area. The food is inexpensive beat, including everything from progres As a weekday special, from 4 to 8 sists of dance music - Top 40 and disco. ($1.00 for hot dogs, $1.75 for cheese sive to classic rock and reggae. p.m. Swells offers domestic beers for Each club has its own bar and dance burgers) and the music is loud. It's a fun Swells has made several additions $ 1.25 and mixed drinks for only $ 1.75. floor. place to hang out during the day, and this year. A new volleyball area provides Don't forget about Swells Sex Shooter See HAPPY HOURS on page 15 Have a Great Summer! We Have Appreciated Your Business. Around the World or Around the Block Travel Packs, Fanny Packs and Other Casual Bags to Store Your Gear We have everything you need for the beach. Beer & Wine Specials, Suntan Lotion, Beach Supplies P.S. Remember to pick up your champagne, etc. for Sunday's Graduation Celebration by Saturday night. * Video Tape & Player Rentals - over 3,500 titles * Nintendo Games & Player Rental Travel packs are casual yet rugged pieces of % * Easy Car Wash with 2 options luggage that can be carried as suitcases or\ • 5 bays for the personal attention that only you backpacks. can give your car. Fanny packs are convenient, light weight purses for your waist that set • Automatic slant brush when you prefer to let your arms free for walks around town. the machine do the work. * Newspapers, magazines and paperbacks Best Selection of T-Shirt Designs in the Triangle Area RIVER RUNNERS' EMPORIUM ERWIN ROAD (between East & West Campus) 201 Albemarle Street • Durham, NC 27701 OPEN 6:30 am to MIDNIGHT 1 Block from Brighdeaf • Corner Morgan & Albermarle 286-4110 919-688-2001 PAGE 14 / THE CHRONICLE MYRTLE BEACH GUIDE MONDAY, APRIL 29, 1991 WeVe Got It Covered! Racquets by: Prince, Wilson, Head, Yamaha, Donnay Shoes by: Nike, K-Swiss, Wilson, Head, Diadora Racquet Stringing from $14.00 .*-» f Spring Ski Sale In Progress (fffi^ PATAGONIA STAND-UP SHORTS* Ski Clothing 50-70% off Ski Equipment 30-60% off e use heavy-duty cotton canvas for this original Patagonia design. Ski Accessories 50% off WThe legs are cut short and wide for those long stretches and wide moves. 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Other than a CD jukebox, Ducks good times extend past Happy Hour or you can stay inside their all-glass bar. 249-3972 Too is planning on having a DJ every with bands that play until 1:00 a.m. Happy Hour is from 4 p.m. to 6:30 p.m. Located on Vereen's Marina, the night from May 4 - May 8, with a Laser daily with half-price drink specials, free Marina Raw Bar is an ideal spot for Karoke arriving on May 9. The laser Santa Fe Station chips and salsa, and a special on oys watching the sun set with a Happy Hour karoke will give you the chance to get up Hwy. 17 N at 11th Ave. ters, 25 cents for oysters on the half glass in hand. Happy Hour at the Ma on stage and sing a song, while the 249-3463 shell and 35 cents for steamed oysters. rina is from 4 p.m. to 6 p.m. Monday music plays in the background and the Decorated like a train dining car, The oysters are on special again from through Saturday. Drink prices are half words appear for you on a television this place radiates personality. Happy 10 p.m. to 12 a.m., or until "the law price; regularly, drafts are $1.50 and screen with the video. Hour is just as exciting, for you can shuts them down." Santa Fe Station House Brand liquor $3.50. However, the either enjoy the scenery from their out also has an incredible menu, with every- Marina's specialty is oysters on the half Mulligan's shell. During Happy Hour they are half Surfwood Shopping Center price, $4.00 a dozen (which breaks down 249-9700 to about 30 cents each). Well, it's not exactly CHEERS, be cause the emphasis is GOLF, but the Taxicab Information Chase's Place atmosphere does warrant the compari Had one too many to drink, or don't feel like hunting for a parking space? Hwy. 17 N. Vereen's Marina son. Known for its multitude of flags Then how about calling a taxicab. The following is a list of companies that 249-8050 throughout the bar (Mulligan's has a service the North Mytle Beach area, their telephone numbers and quoted New this year, Chase's Place is a flag from each ofthe more than fifty-golf rates to help make your vacation safer and more enjoyable. restaurant and lounge at Vereen's Ma courses in Myrtle Beach), the sports bar rina. Trie Happy Hour lasts from 3 p.m. also has pool tables, inside shuffle board, Checker Cab 399-7200 $1.25 drop(starting amount), $1.40 per mile to 6 p.m. Monday through Saturday. games, pinball and videos. Happy Hour ($.20 every seventh of a mile) The bar is located upstairs overlooking is EVERY day from 4 p.m. to 8 p.m., with This company is thejirst cab company established exclusively in the North Myrtle the marina. Oysters on the half shell are longnecks at $1.25 and bar brands at Beach area. They are open 24 hows a day, don't charge for extra passengers and sold individually for 10 cents each. For $2.00. The specialty is Long Island Ice stress that they always take the shortest route. The company welcomes college a drink special, 21 ounce drafts are Tea pitchers for $8 and the Electric students, and tries to help people have agood vacation by staying up with what's $1.50. After the Happy Hour, Chase's Lemonade should not be missed. going on each night in the area. Place offers a dinner special with one Mulligan's also has a full menu of sand entree at full price then the second is wiches and entrees. Coastal Cab 448-3373 $2.90 for the first mile, $1.90 for each addi half price. tional mile, $.50 for each extra passenger Rum Runner's Seafood M&T Taxi 448-3373 $ 1.25 for the first mile, $.20 for each additional Ducks Too Hwy. 17S, Windy Hill Section mile 233 Main Street 272-4679 249-3858 Known for its casual atmoshpere Veteran's Cab 448-5111 $2.90 for the first mile, $1.65 for each addi A sports bar with a conglamoration and specialty in both steaks and sea tional mile, $.50 for each extra person of antique decor and pool tables awaits food, Rum Runners' Happy Hour is from you at Ducks Too. Happy hours are 4 p.m. to 7 p.m. daily. Rum Runner's Yellow Cab 448-3181 $2.90 for the first mile, $1.65 for each addi every Monday through Friday from 5 - 8 offers reduced drink prices and a special tional mile, $.50 for each extra person p.m. AU beer is $1.00 (all drafts are on seafood- 20 cent oysters and steamed S s x I thm • • UNITED COLORS OF BENETTON. j,v1 SPRING COLORS OF BENETTON. Benetton Mon-Sat 10-9 Benetton South Square Mall Northgate Mall Upper level near Belk 489-1917 Sunday 1-6 286-5548 Near Thalhimers PAGE 16 / THE CHRONICLE MYRTLE BEACH GUIDE MONDAY, APRIL 29, 1991 Before You Head for the Beach... Head for the University Store to stock up on supplies! • uncnies a __,obby Shop! L Your Film i our 2nd Set Free orts , .00 Off! uke Beach Tow $2.00 Off! lit, .mmmm o fERSITY STORE at the Bryan Center Mond - Saturday 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. American Express® Card. Don't