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2011x1 San Diego Air date Sep 28, 2011 Gus & Geoff encountering some rude passengers on their flight to San Diego.
2011x2 Statue Air date Sep 30, 2011 Burnie and his fight to get a statue of him erected in Burnie, Tasmania.
2011x3 Lightning Air date Sep 30, 2011 Geoff and his experience with lightning and a surly tow truck driver.
2011x4 Headlight Fluid Air date Sep 30, 2011 Gavin and his work with a professional stunt driver who had an accident.
2011x5 Expert Parent Air date Sep 30, 2011 Geoff and his advice on how to raise a child. (Millie, Bear, Toilet)
2011x6 Omnibus #1 Air date Sep 30, 2011 Watch as Burnie trolls frightened airplane passengers, Gavin experiences America in its purest form, a misplaced phone upsets Burnie and Gus' car gets egged. 2011x7 Omnibus #2 Air date Sep 30, 2011 Watch as young Geoff gets an adult in trouble, the podcast crew meets "the man", and young Burnie thinks he may have set a world record. (Burnie's brother, fingers)
2011x8 New Orleans (1) Air date Sep 30, 2011 The first part of the story of Geoff and Griffon in New Orleans.
2011x9 New Orleans (2) Air date Sep 30, 2011 The conclusion of Geoff and Griffon's eventful trip to New Orleans.
2011x10 Omnibus #3 Air date Sep 30, 2011 Gus shows the "situation" to some people at PAX East, Burnie learns what "cribbing" is. (horse)
2011x11 Double Derps Air date Sep 30, 2011 A story about two idiots and their questions about stromboli and soda machines.
2011x12 Shakedowns & Breakdowns Air date Sep 30, 2011 Millie's learning how to use the threat of violence to get what she wants. Additionally, Gus and Geoff revisit their discussion about why the rules on a plane are important. Finally, Joel explains why he was right about everything. 2011x13 Party of the Dead Air date Oct 05, 2011 Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #13 shows the Rooster Teeth crew recreating a gaming industry party and tells the story of Burnie's older brother trolling him into thinking Dawn of the Dead was based on a true story.
2011x14 Joel Hates Snakes Air date Oct 11, 2011 Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #14 shows Joel and his brother terrorizing his neighborhood with a snake
2011x15 Gus Anesthesia Air date Oct 19, 2011 Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #15 shows Gus' true colors once he is under the effects of mind altering drugs.
2011x16 Kara's Exciting Day Air date Oct 26, 2011 Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #16 tells of the things Kara enjoys most about her job at Rooster Teeth. As a bonus in this episode, Joel talks about Geoff's fancy grill.
2011x17 Fun With Earthquakes Air date Nov 02, 2011 Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #17 shares the RT Crew's thoughts about earthquakes including Matt's first earthquake and Gus' earthquake fetish.
2011x18 Gus vs Machete Man Air date Nov 09, 2011 Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #18 is Gus' story about nearly getting hacked to death by a crazed machete wielding maniac in El Paso.
2011x19 Burnie Fights Animals Air date Nov 16, 2011 Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #19 is Burnie explaining why he isn't afraid of any animal and claims he can fight any of them.
2011x20 Shamu Plane and Naked Joel Air date Nov 23, 2011 Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #20 tells the story about Jack's excitement to ride the Shamu plane and Joel's confusion with hospital gowns.
2011x21 Burnie and Joel's Bathroom Encounter Air date Nov 30, 2011 Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #21 is Joel's story about Burnie invading his privacy in a hotel room shower. A steamy situation results.
2011x22 Burnie Burns Horse Puncher Air date Dec 06, 2011 Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #22 is the story of Burnie and his epic horse punching fight against a hungry horse.
2011x23 Brandon and the Electric Fence Air date Dec 14, 2011 Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #23 is the story of Burnie's attempt to murder Brandon using an electric fence in New Zealand
2011x24 Cookies & Hobos Air date Dec 21, 2011 Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #24 tells how Girls Scouts use their guilt powers to force you to buy cookies. It also tells the story about the homeless guy who was always having his legs cut off.
2011x25 Season finale Michael Meets a Drug Dealer Air date Dec 28, 2011 Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #25 tells how Michael met a drug dealer in New York City with an offer that was difficult to refuse...
2012x1 Award for Drink Ordering Air date Jan 04, 2012 Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #26 is Burnie talking about presenting an award at the Inside Gaming Awards and Gus describing a typical night at a bar with Chris.
2012x2 Robot Future Toys Air date Jan 11, 2012 Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #27 contains a spirited discussion about the proper pronunciation of the name of the protagonist from the Portal series. You will also be treated to a discussion between Burnie and his wife where she tries to describe how the Covenant from Halo look.
2012x3 Dishwashers and Bad Fliers Air date Jan 17, 2012 Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #28 covers Burnie's quest to purchase a dishwasher for the office and the last will and testament of a travelling salesman.
2012x4 Joel Meets a Panther Air date Jan 25, 2012 Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #29 is Joel's experience meeting a panther while at work. Handy panther tips abound!
2012x5 Left 4 Trek Air date Feb 01, 2012 Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #30 is an explanation of Japanese story telling (according to Burnie), every great Star Trek story ever told and strategies for good teamwork while playing Left 4 Dead.
2012x6 Disease Movie Theatre Air date Feb 08, 2012 Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #31 describes the ultimate disease apocalypse movie and then describes the exact theater you do not want to watch this movie at.
2012x7 Weird Dreams & Shitty Jobs Air date Feb 15, 2012 Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #32 is a Gus extravaganza!! Watch as Gus stresses out about producing the podcast, Brandon gets kicked out of the podcast for getting too political, and Burnie tells the story of an old job Gus used to have where he ran wild with power. (Wizard of Oz cubile)
2012x8 Joel Goes Skydiving Air date Feb 22, 2012 Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #33 explains what happened to Joel when he decided to go skydiving once.
2012x9 The Five Signs of Death Air date Feb 29, 2012 Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #34 helps you figure out how to determine if someone is truly dead or not. Matt tells a story helping you identify the five signs of death.
2012x10 An Internet Conversation Air date Mar 07, 2012 Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #35 is a re-enactment of a typical conversation with a chat bot trying to talk to a real person.
2012x11 Joel vs Technology Air date Mar 14, 2012 Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #36 is a play by play breakdown of how Joel handles a technology crisis in the office.
2012x12 Health Kick to the Balls Air date Mar 21, 2012 Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #37 gives advice on how to change people's perspectives about you, lets you know what a morning radio show with Marshall and Miles would sound like and also clues you in to how to execute the perfect crime...
2012x13 Impressions & Fishing Air date Mar 28, 2012 Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #38 shows Joel's amazing impression of Gus and the peculiarities of Gus' accent on the podcast versus his regular speaking voice. Also be amazed at the podcast's first attempt to make a commercial for the Fleshlight. Finally you will be treated to Geoff's analysis of the sport of fishing and why it is a good way to pass the time until you die.
2012x14 Google Mind Tricks Air date Apr 04, 2012 Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #39 explores what the world would be like if we all lived by Google law, explains Monty's work and sleep state, and finally talks about how you could kill yourself with your own brain.
2012x15 RTX-travaganza Air date Apr 11, 2012 Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #40 gives a rundown of what RTX 2011 was like and what you can possibly expect in 2012.
2012x16 Mass Defect Air date Apr 18, 2012 Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #41 is a spirited (and spoiler free) discussion about Mass Effect 3 and the level of respect that Shepard deserves.
2012x17 The Dolphin Experiment Air date Apr 25, 2012 Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #42 shows Gus' retelling of a crazy experiment from the 1960s involving a dolphin, a flooded house, a poor research assistant, sexual favors and LSD.
2012x18 Resident A.I. Air date May 02, 2012 Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #43 explains why Ashley is awesome in Resident Evil 4 and it also gives some tips on how to play the game more effectively.
2012x19 Brandon & Chris Move Furniture Air date May 09, 2012 Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #44 is a recount of how Brandon and Chris should never consider a job in the furniture moving industry.
2012x20 Dance Floor Fight Air date May 16, 2012 Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #45 lets you know how to throw down Jersey Style in case your girlfriend is ever confronted by another man at a bar. Watch and learn!
2012x21 Signs & Shotguns Air date May 23, 2012 Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #46 shows the combined detective prowess of Geoff and Gus as they attempt to solve the case of the mysterious sleeping Burnie. As an added bonus you also get to re-live the story of Burnie and the missing shotgun shells at no additional cost!
2012x22 Chris Stories Air date May 30, 2012 Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #47 is an effective simulation showing you what it would be like to work next to Chris at the Rooster Teeth Studio. Be amazed at Chris' vast knowledge of nuts and his ability to figure out a conspiracy.
2012x23 Drunk Burnie Air date Jun 06, 2012 A tale of two Burnies. One sober, one drunk. Two men enter the ring, only one leaves. (Burnie hides keys wallet)
2012x24 Ice Cream Comic Con Air date Jun 13, 2012 A collection of stories from New York Comic Con all revolving around ice cream. Watch as people mistake Barbara for Kara and we get some helpful sales advice from a former ice cream salesman.
2012x25 Attack of the Burnies Air date Jun 20, 2012 The grim reality of a world over run by Burnie's alternate personalities. Be afraid.
2012x26 That's Sway-cist Air date Jun 27, 2012 A story about Sway's experience visiting the old RT apartment office.
2012x27 Burnie and the Cup Air date Jul 04, 2012 A tale of a care free spring break at the beach gone horribly wrong, with life altering mental trauma!
2012x28 Anarchist Cooking with Burnie Air date Jul 11, 2012 A reminder of how stupid kids can be as well as the dangers of following instructions given to you on the internet.
2012x29 Hotdog Planes & "Pranks" Air date Jul 18, 2012 Jack explains the most efficient way to control an RC plane with an iPhone and a hot dog as well as Burnie revealing a nefarious plan to break Gus' mind.
2012x30 Co-Pilot Calamity Air date Jul 25, 2012 Geoff and Gus shows you how they would handle a disaster in the air if they were pilots.
2012x31 My Blue Eyes! Air date Aug 01, 2012 A dramatic recreation of a true nerd's worst nightmare....damage to rare collectible cards! 2012x32 Lost Phone Karma Air date Aug 08, 2012 What happens to Burnie when he loses his cell phone in a cab as well as the instant karma Gavin gets for giving Burnie grief about his phone.
2012x33 Gus' Bathroom Encounter Air date Aug 15, 2012 Gus telling the story of being accosted by someone in a public bathroom.
2012x34 Gavin's Drunken Shenanigans Air date Aug 22, 2012 Burnie tells the story of what it is like trying to take care of a rowdy drunken Brit while on a business trip.
2012x35 Bad Luck Burnie Air date Aug 29, 2012 Burnie's failed attempt at chivalry on an airplane. Watch as he makes a fool of himself trying to help what he believes are star crossed lovers.
2012x36 OmniGus Air date Sep 05, 2012 Gus discusses having to get embarrassing medicines from a pharmacist, programs a robot for fun and takes a leg from a one legged man.
2012x37 Gavin's Dong Gong Air date Sep 12, 2012 Burnie finally crosses the line and upsets Gavin by kicking him in the butt at a urinal. Lets just say the result is Gavin makes some very familiar contact with the urinal wall. Gross.
2012x38 Drunk in the City Air date Sep 19, 2012 The story of Geoff and Gus being assholes laughing at someone who is too drunk to take care of themselves while Burnie and Kathleen try to help the idiot.
2012x39 Michael Gets Locked Out Air date Sep 26, 2012 Lindsay accidentally locks Michael out of his apartment. Watch Michael use all of his powers to try and get back into his own apartment. Bonus appearance in this episode by Kara the cheerleader!
2012x40 Burnie Tales Air date Oct 03, 2012 A collection of embarrassing stories told by Burnie. Find out how Burnie thought TV worked when he was a kid, his thoughts on porn disposal, and how he got trolled by a potentially murderous nurse at a hospital!
2012x41 Gavin's Has Brain Problems Air date Oct 10, 2012 Stories of Gavin destroying his own brain. In part one of our adventure, Gavin forgets how to read and write, while in part two he goes blind for three days.
2012x42 When Kites Attack Air date Oct 17, 2012 A near fatal accident where Burnie's son almost inadvertently kills a man with a kite. I swear officer, it was an accident.
2012x43 Bets & Flirts Air date Oct 24, 2012 Gavin's love of making dumb bets, and Gavin's secret man crush at the Rooster Teeth office. Gossip time!!
2012x44 Burnie's Sleeper Power Air date Oct 31, 2012 Matt's explaining the full power of Burnie's ability to fall asleep anywhere in an instant.
2012x45 More NYCC Stories Air date Nov 07, 2012 A continuation of stories from New York Comic Con. Find out what things Drunk Gus does that Sober Gus would never do! Also, watch as Michael yells at a Frenchman's son!
2012x46 Raw Meat Lumps Air date Nov 14, 2012 Burnie and Geoff handle being fed raw meat in Europe, plus tips on how to deal with Saints Row multiplayer games!
2012x47 Doctor Free Pants Gavin Air date Nov 21, 2012 How great would Gavin be if he were a doctor (not very), and it also shows the ugly consequences of a Peggle celebration that goes a little too extreme.
2012x48 Gus Doesn't Wanna Go To Vegas Air date Nov 28, 2012 A classic tale of conflict between Burnie and Gus. Burnie wants to go to Vegas, but Gus does not. Who will win? Nobody, because in the end it was a stupid disagreement. 2012x49 Grapes, Calls & Storage Air date Dec 05, 2012 Find out what people's overall opinion is about grapes (positive), Burnie takes a phone call in a weird fashion, and finally Burnie talks about Tupperware.
2012x50 Ray's Photo Bomb Air date Dec 12, 2012 Ray is faced with an awkward photo op. Can he truly blend into any situation.
2012x51 Burnie's Drunk Touchdown Air date Dec 19, 2012 Burnie's recalling of the time he scored a touchdown at a college football game...despite the fact he wasn't on the team or sober.
2012x52 Season finale Miles' Strip Club Predicament Air date Dec 26, 2012 Miles' first experience ever in a strip club.
2013x1 Nice Carrot Sweat Air date Jan 02, 2013 Listen as Burnie rants about dropping vegetables and the five second rule. Gus demonstrates his shitty super power! Finally Michael tells everyone why he's skeptical of people who are nice in Texas.
2013x2 Miles' Daring Party Escape Air date Jan 09, 2013 Miles' panicked attempt to escape a party when the cops show up.
2013x3 For Whom the Bell Trolls Air date Jan 16, 2013 Marshall's secret doorbell.
2013x4 Geoff's Vespa Crash Air date Jan 23, 2013 The embarrassing story of how Geoff crashed a Vespa, then got insult added to injury.
2013x5 Donuts for Cake Air date Jan 30, 2013 Miles' miserable evening takes a turn for the better when his drunk friend steals a birthday cake.
2013x6 Plane Stories Air date Feb 06, 2013 RTAA #83 is a trilogy of plane-themed stories told by Geoff. Watch as Matt has trouble going through security, while Gus and Geoff question the integrity of their aircraft and have an awkward encounter with a pilot.
2013x7 Gus on Mars Air date Feb 13, 2013 Gus is taking a one-way trip to Mars just to spite Gavin, and what his life would be like on the Red Planet.
2013x8 Headphones & Peeing Air date Feb 20, 2013 RTAA #85 is the start of a futile saga wherein Gus tries to get Gavin to wear his headphones the right way, then Burnie gets a rude text, and Gus pees in public and almost lands on the registered sex offender list.
2013x9 Homeless Depot Air date Feb 27, 2013 In RTAA #86 we find Geoff having an awkward encounter with a person he assumed worked at Home Depot, Gus' anger over Gavin's headphones grows, and Marshall's stint of office- living comes to a morbid end.
2013x10 Gus' Rooftop Rat Air date Mar 06, 2013 RTAA #87 is about how a mysterious "crunking" noise coming from the wall baits Gus into an encounter with a rat living inside his house. Also, Gus tries to cope as the "backwards headphone plague" spreads to other members of the podcast.
2013x11 Big Noses & Little Sisters Air date Mar 13, 2013 RTAA #88 reveals the origins of Gavin's giant nose and the problems having a schnoz like his can cause when falling. Then, Kara messes up Gus' playtime in true little sister fashion.
2013x12 Gus Hates Interns Air date Mar 20, 2013 In RTAA #89, Gus has awkward encounters with Lindsay and Miles back when they were lowly interns and undeserving of his attention.
2013x13 Lucid Bear Dreams Air date Mar 27, 2013 We've got some Gavin-themed stories for you in RTAA #90! After realizing he's in a lucid dream, Gav gets a little carried away with his super powers. Then, Burnie tries to teach him how to survive a bear encounter. And finally, we have the idiotic conclusion to the headphone saga!
2013x14 Dan vs. Food Air date Apr 03, 2013 RTAA #91 has Burnie and Gav retelling the tale of Dan 'the Man" Gruchy's difficulties understanding how menus work and the awkward restaurant interactions it creates. #DanTheMan Audio from RT Podcast #201
2013x15 More Plane Stories Air date Apr 10, 2013 RTAA #92 takes off with two more plane stories, featuring an overly dramatic woman who won't settled for a gluten-full meal, and a plane with suspect mechanical integrity. Make sure your chair is in the upright and locked position, and prepare for HILARITY!
2013x16 Drunk Burnie Returns Air date Apr 17, 2013 Drunk Burnie returns in RTAA #93! This time, Burnie is at a PAX East party and has too much to drink, then proceeds to make false toasts at a company dinner, then later, takes it upon himself to kick people out of another party. Audio from RT Podcast #211
2013x17 Lost Not Found Air date Apr 24, 2013 RTAA #94 is all about losing shit. Burnie tells the story of Geoff allegedly losing a check two seconds after he handed to him, and how that trait reminds him of his son, who also loses stuff all the time. Audio from RT Podcast #212
2013x18 Stinky Fools Air date May 01, 2013 RTAA #95 has Burnie demonstrating the perfect way to diffuse the termination of an employee as he fires Gavin on April Fool's Day, Joel playing with his cardboard friends again, and Gus contemplating the stench of the past. Audio from RT Podcast
2013x19 Brandon Explains Magnets Air date May 08, 2013 In RTAA #95, Brandon explains to Gus how magnets work after a discussion about the iPhone's compass, and Gus plays along to see just how much Brandon actually doesn't know about science. Spoiler alert: it's a lot. Audio from RT Podcast #134
2013x20 Mean Squirrels & Blind People Air date May 15, 2013 In RTAA #97, Gus talks about a mean squirrel in his yard who used to bully him whenever he'd walk outside, and Miles ditches a blind homeless man in the middle of a conversation because he's a scumbag. Then Lindsay shares an awkward experience she had with a blind person as well. Audio from RT Podcast #209
2013x21 Barbara Pun-kelman Air date May 22, 2013 RTAA #98 is a pun-tacular pun-travaganza! Featuring some of Barbara's most groan-inducing puns from throughout the years. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the PUNishment.
2013x22 Famous Asteroid Air date May 29, 2013 In RTAA #99, Gus regales the crew with a tale from when he was dating Esther and she didn't believe him to be a real internet celebrity, and Burnie discovers the perfect way to destroy Joel's happiest moment. Audio from RT Podcast #215 and #216.
2013x23 The Podcast King Air date Jun 05, 2013 In the 100th RTAA, King Gus quests to find his misplaced crown before the podcast peons revolt.
2013x24 Gav's Creeper Parents Air date Jun 12, 2013 Like the animated adventure? Check out all of the Rooster Teeth Podcast here: http://bit.ly/slOoBo RTAA #101 is about Gav's Minecraft encounter with a couple of chummy creepers, whom he suspects may be his parents. Audio from "Let's Play: Minecraft #51"
2013x25 Gus' Squirrelly Situation Air date Jun 19, 2013 The mean squirrel tormenting Gus' life returns in RTAA #102. This time, the squirrel acquires a special taste of Gus' nuts. No, not that kind of nut. Audio from RT Podcast #215
2013x26 More Burnie Tales Air date Jun 26, 2013 RTAA #103 is full of more stories from Burnie, including the time Jason pulled a prank on him in the middle of a filmmaking panel, more tortuous his older brother did to him, and an encounter with an asshole in Austin. So much Burnie! Audio from RT Podcast
2013x27 Geoff vs. Porch Air date Jul 03, 2013 Geoff recalls fights from his past, specifically the time he tried to fight a man named Porch. That's right, his name was Porch.
2013x28 El Pizza Bandido Air date Jul 10, 2013 RTAA #105 is all about Ray's pizza treachery. Both he and Gavin order a pizza while watching a movie and when Ray mistakenly takes Gav's pizza thinking it's his, he refuses to admit it. Audio from RT Podcast #220 2013x29 Drunk Detective Miles Air date Jul 24, 2013 RTAA #106 is one of the stories from the gang's trip to Las Vegas. Kyle gets drunk and someone misplaces his bag full of worldly possessions, so it's up to Drunk Detective Miles to track it down! Audio from RT Podcast #221
2013x30 The Original LOLcats Air date Jul 31, 2013 Burnie ponders how future cultures will look back on contemporary society, leading him to wonder if ancient Egyptians really did revere cats, or if they also thought they were really funny. Audio from RT Podcast #66
2013x31 Gavin's Secret Admirer Air date Aug 07, 2013 Gavin tells a story of when the chef from a cooking show he was filming fell in love with him and he failed to pick up on the signs. Audio from RT Podcast #205
2013x32 Burnie Fights the Sun Air date Aug 14, 2013 Burnie tells a couple of stories, ranging from his highs and lows in fights, to another trick his cruel brother played on him, this time involving treasure and the sun.
2013x33 New Phone, Bad Store Air date Aug 21, 2013 RTAA Omnibus action! Burnie doesn't know what to do without his phone, Gus yells at Burnie because he doesn't know how to use his phone, and Miles got tired of dealing with people at his bad grocery store job. Audio from RT Podcast
2013x34 Kyle Becomes Wolverine Air date Aug 28, 2013 Miles tells the story of when Kyle got drunk on his 21st birthday, spat on the floor, and thought he was Wolverine. Audio from RT Podcast #221
2013x35 Body Switching & Buckets Air date Sep 04, 2013 Gavin and Geoff talk about what it would be like if they swapped bodies with celebrity couples, and Gav asks what the worst thing Geoff ever did to his mom as a kid. Audio from Let's Build #s 17 & 19
2013x36 Barbara Pun-kelman, Jr. Air date Sep 11, 2013 Barbara is back and punnier than ever in this Animated Adventure. Watch as she delivers even more groan-enducing puns to the RT crew, with even Burnie joining in accidentally. Audio from the RT Podcast
2013x37 Joel's Meat Diet Air date Sep 25, 2013 Joel tells the story of when he was a waiter on the hit show "Ally McBeal," and an embarrassing food situation he got himself into in front of Portia de Rossi and Lucy Liu.
2013x38 Borders & Butts Air date Oct 02, 2013 Burnie tries to cross the border into America, but his son makes things difficult for him, Gavin likes crepes, and Burnie feels weird after asking his doctor for a colonoscopy multiple times.
2013x39 Even More Plane Stories Air date Oct 09, 2013 RTAA #116 has even more plane stories from the RT guys! Gus is in the security checkpoint when they do bomb drill, Burnie talks about how they don't get nervous on planes, and Gus has a "mini freak-out" over the Pacific. Audio from the RT Podcast #19
2013x40 Miles' Crazy Dad Air date Oct 16, 2013 Miles and his high school girlfriend on their way to a date when Miles' dad goes a little insane... Audio from the RT Podcast #202
2013x41 Wet Dream, Polite Robbery Air date Oct 23, 2013 In RTAA #118, Burnie has a wet dream in the worst place possible and Kerry demonstrates the power of kindness when robbing a store in GTA V. Audio from RT Podcast
2013x42 Poopy Horse Blankets Air date Oct 30, 2013 Burnie talks about how horses are dumb enough to starve themselves, Gavin drinks coffee, and Geoff has a messy accident of his own. Audio from RT Podcast
2013x43 Relaxed Gav & Lost Keys Air date Nov 06, 2013 Gavin is concerned he may be too relaxed, Gus and Burnie argue about clouds, and Burnie gets mad when he can't find his keys. Audio from RT Podcast
2013x44 Geoff's Pyro Friend Air date Nov 13, 2013 Geoff tell the story of his pyro friend who caught a field on fire and cost Geoff a puffy jacket. Audio from Let's Build #25
2013x45 Dan Likes Cross-Eyed Girls Air date Nov 20, 2013 Gavin talks about Dan's apparent fetish when it comes to girls. Audio from RT Podcast #239
2013x46 Michael Punches Poo Air date Dec 04, 2013 While at his old job, Michael uses a client's restroom and has to be creative when he clogs the toilet.
2013x47 Joel's Bottle Blooper Air date Dec 11, 2013 Joel gets into the worst fight ever after failing miserably to throw a bottle. Audio from RT Podcast #245
2013x48 Chopped Stick Air date Dec 18, 2013 Gus tells the story of a man in China who, in a spell of loneliness, decided to cut off his junk, and the aftermath which followed. Audio from RT Podcast #243
2013x49 Season finale Dogs & Disappointment Air date Dec 25, 2013 In RTAA #126, Gus wakes up when he dog inaudibly whimpers, Burnie has troubles with Siri, and Brandon is disappointed. Audio from RT Podcast
2014x1 Gavin's Pre-Op Photo Op Air date Jan 01, 2014 While in Spain with his mates, Gavin drunkenly attempts to get a woman to take their picture, not realizing she is trying to get somewhere more important... Audio from RT Podcast #243 2014x2 Burnie's Crazy Dream, Part 1 Air date Jan 08, 2014 Burnie talks about a crazy dream he had wherein Lindsay becomes invisible in her wedding dress and fights the Polish army. Sounds legit. Audio from RT Podcast #246
2014x3 Burnie's Crazy Dream, Part 2 Air date Jan 15, 2014 Burnie's epic dream concludes with Lindsay facing off with the leader of the Polish army, but he's unlike any foe she's met so far. Meanwhile, Michael deals with the fallout of his bride-to- be disappearing. Will they have a happy ending? Audio from RT Podcast #246
2014x4 Gus' Candy Cane-ine Air date Jan 22, 2014 In RTAA #130, it's Gus' turn to have a crazy dream. He discovers his neighbor is the former head coach of University of Texas football team, and his dog is really a Christmas treat. Audio from RT Podcast #249
2014x5 Lazer Tag Tales Air date Jan 29, 2014 In RTAA #131, the gang plays lazer tag, and things get intense as Michael and Lindsay are pitted against one another. Can love bloom even on a battlefield? Audio from RT Podcast #238
2014x6 Gus' Gas Problem Air date Feb 05, 2014 When a mix-up with the gas company cancels his service, Gus must take matters into his own hands to set things straight. Angry Gus takes no prisoners! Audio from RT Podcast #21
2014x7 Workspace & Cavemen Air date Feb 12, 2014 At the old office, Burnie finally gets his computer back when Gavin goes back to England, but suddenly everyone wants to use it. Then, Burnie tries to explain how muting a user on Twitter works to a caveman. Audio from RT Podcast #32
2014x8 Sewers & Freezers Air date Feb 19, 2014 Burnie talks about exploring the sewers as a kid, and one time in particular when it became an Indiana Jones adventure. Then, he recalls the time in college some random dudes dropped a freezer on his lawn. Audio from RT Podcast #120
2014x9 Kung Shu Wedding Air date Feb 26, 2014 Gus goes to a wedding, but ends up having to take care of Drunk Esther and gets groped by one of her relatives. Burnie and Gavin talk about their shoe-based fighting style called Kung Shu. Audio from RT Podcast #243
2014x10 The One in the Hole Air date Mar 05, 2014 Michael goes on a stealth mission in the middle of a Let's Play to free Ryan's "pet" cow Edgar from imprisonment. Will his plan succeed? Audio from Let's Play Minecraft #60 & #61
2014x11 Michael's Weird Neighbor Air date Mar 12, 2014 Michael gets a knock on his door from someone down the hall who needs to call the police. But as the neighbor explains his story on the phone, Michael realizes maybe he is slightly insane. Audio from RT Podcast #257
2014x12 Bad Luck Burnie Rides Again Air date Mar 19, 2014 Burnie sees a couple having an argument outside his apartments, and, once again trying to be a nice guy, tries to break it up. But the situation is more complex than he was anticipating. Audio from RT Podcast #257
2014x13 Speeding and Dreaming Air date Mar 26, 2014 Burnie tells the story of his kid finding a speeding ticket, and the ensuing shakedown he got as a result. Then, Gavin has another lucid dream, this time involving his family and gems. Audio from RT Podcast #258
2014x14 A Staircase of Assault Air date Apr 02, 2014 Miles pushes his little brother down the stairs, then thinks of a way to not get blamed for it. Audio from RT Podcast #198
2014x15 Matt Wants Fanfare Air date Apr 09, 2014 Matt is disappointed with the lack of fanfare with his lunch. Audio from RT Podcast #257
2014x16 Curses, Cookies, & Atoms Air date Apr 16, 2014 Chris curses a baby, Jack eats some cookies, and Burnie smashes some atoms. Audio from RT Podcast #216
2014x17 Dan Drinks, Gavin Hoodwinks Air date Apr 23, 2014 Dan orders a bunch of girly drinks at dinner, thinking they are free. Gus and Gavin re-enact an internet conversation he had with a girl. Audio from RT Podcast #201 2014x18 The Shock Bus Air date Apr 30, 2014 Burnie talks about a shocking game he would play with locals south of the border, and why he one time spontaneously flipped the bird at a school bus. Audio from RT Podcast #265
2014x19 Miles & The Mouse Mishmash Air date May 07, 2014 When it's discovered a mouse has taken residence in his apartment, Miles and his roommates try to catch it. Audio from RT Podcast #202
2014x20 Burnie's Neighbor Encounter Air date May 14, 2014 Burnie shows Matt around his neighborhood, but Matt doesn't have nice things to say about his neighbor's house. Audio from RT Podcast #257
2014x21 Hope vs. Starvation Air date May 21, 2014 Gavin wonders if the hope of food can stave off starving to death. Audio from RT Podcast #216
2014x22 Old Geoff, New Suit Air date May 28, 2014 Millie worries that Geoff is getting too old, and Gus tries to buy a suit. Audio from RT Podcast #114 & 202
2014x23 Gus the Social Media Hostage Air date Jun 04, 2014 Gus rents a storage unit, but the employees force him to write a review about them on Google Maps.
2014x24 Behind the Blue Air date Jun 11, 2014 Burnie encounter problems on the set of Animated Adventures.
2014x25 Grand Theft Cola Air date Jun 18, 2014 Brandon learns a lesson about hot cars and soda cans, and Miles and Gus try to play a game of golf in GTA Online. Audio from RT Podcast #133
2014x26 Burnie's Wedding Pranks Air date Jun 25, 2014 Burnie talks about some pranks he tried to pull during Michael and Lindsay's wedding. Audio from RT Pocast #271
2014x27 Long Title, Weird Girl Air date Jul 02, 2014 Burnie talks about the ridiculous panel name he and Gus came up with, and Geoff talks about an old girlfriend who had strange characteristics. Audio from RT Pocast #271and Let's Play Minecraft #94
2014x28 Gavin or Google #1: Breaking Babies Air date Jul 09, 2014 This week, Burnie and the gang play "Gavin or Google," the guessing game sweeping the Internet. Burnie gives a short phrase to both Gavin and the Google search engine, and Barbara and Gus must guess who returned which phrase, Gavin or Google? Audio from RT Podcast #210 and #237 2014x29 Technical Bully Problems Air date Jul 30, 2014 Joel has another technical issue that Burnie tries to help with. Burnie talks about a kid who confronts a bully with an surprising outcome.
2014x30 Canadian Zombie Property Air date Aug 07, 2014 The guys discuss some changes in direction that could have ruined Dead Rising 2, Burnie finds a familiar looking rock, and Gus tells people to get off his lawn.
2014x31 Godzilla vs. the Human Bugs Air date Aug 14, 2014 The guys wonder what it would be like if Godzilla were as grossed out by humans as humans are by bugs.
2014x32 Geoff's Weird Dreams Air date Aug 21, 2014 Geoff tells the gang about two strange dreams he had, one involving drunk gaming, and the other leading to an accident in his pants.
2014x33 Stealin' Cable with Geoff Air date Sep 04, 2014 Young Geoff almost gets caught stealing cable with his friend in Tennessee.
2014x34 Stealin' Cable with Michael Air date Sep 11, 2014 Michael shares his cable theft story, which led to a profitable business on the side. 2014x35 Miles Hacks the System Air date Sep 18, 2014 A simple misunderstanding turns into a security breach scare at the office.
2014x36 Walk ins & Dead Bodies Air date Sep 25, 2014 A broken lock on the bathroom door leads to an awkward encounter for Gus. Joel talks about a friend who specialized in portraying dead bodies.
2014x37 Brandon's George Foreman Grill Air date Oct 02, 2014 Brandon brags about his new George Foreman grill.
2014x38 The Snail Assassin Air date Oct 09, 2014 In one of his strangest hypothetical scenarios ever, Gavin wonders what it would be like if you were constantly chased by a snail with a deadly touch.
2014x39 Gus the Destroyer Air date Oct 16, 2014 Gus gets drunk and destroys someone's creation.
2014x40 Pilot Football Message Air date Oct 23, 2014 Gus wants to be a secret pilot, Burnie talks about Rice University's football team, and sends a heartwarming text to Gavin. Audio from RT Podcasts: Secret Pilot - Podcast #281, Rice's Football Team - Podcast #13, Burnie's Message - Podcast #231 2014x41 Chris' Doot-Doot, Blaine's Duster Air date Oct 29, 2014 Chris talks about his bathroom habits, and Blaine tries to look cool during an apocalypse. Audio from RT Podcast #287 and #236
2014x42 Gavin or Google #2: Dog Door Bells Air date Nov 05, 2014 The gang plays Gavin or Google again, this time concerning dogs.
2014x43 A Selfie With Burnie Air date Nov 12, 2014 A fan tries to take a selfie with Burnie at RTX, but is constantly interrupted.
2014x44 Geoff's Flirty Drive Air date Dec 10, 2014 Geoff tells the tale of how he and his friends put some smooth moves on a couple of fellow high school girls.
2014x45 Lost Bugs & Stolen Balls Air date Dec 17, 2014 Burnie wonders about what it's like for bugs to get lost, and Geoff steals a ball from Caleb.
2014x46 Joel's Theatrical Sickness Air date Dec 24, 2014 In RTAA #172, Joel starts feeling deathly sick in a movie theater, and Gavin almost cares.
2014x47 Season finale Lost Gavin's Way With Words Air date Dec 31, 2014 In RTAA #173, we have a compilation of some of Gavin's weird phrasing when trying to pose academic questions and statements. (space debris, sky is bigger than the ground, hear through your head, space gravity is differnet to planet gravity)
2015x1 Gavin Drinks Fart Coffee Air date Jan 07, 2015 Gavin leaves his cup of coffee in the Achievement Hunter office, and Geoff adds some flavor to it without him knowing. Audio from Let's Play - Call of Duty: Classic: http://bit.ly/15A8OnH
2015x2 The Pubert Situation Air date Jan 28, 2015 The Achievement Hunter gang discusses whether a fungus can get an achievement, and debate just who is Pubert Addams. Audio from Let's Play: Minecraft #83: http://bit.ly/1iYbAa0
2015x3 Oven Peeing, Shirt in the Wild Air date Feb 04, 2015 Chris tells a tale of the time he accidentally peed in an oven, and Gavin surprises a fan wearing a Rooster Teeth shirt out in the wild. Audio from RT Pocast #230: http://bit.ly/1yIOY12 and #235: http://bit.ly/1vt5Htn
2015x4 Barbara's Bad Text Air date Feb 18, 2015 Barbara sends a text that sends Burnie into search-and-rescue mode.
2015x5 Helium Miners & Bacon Meals Air date Feb 25, 2015 The guys talk about how hard it is to get a hold of helium, and Barbara is unimpressed by a local restaurant. Audio from RT Pocast #159: http://bit.ly/H9Snhs and #162: http://bit.ly/1FtPtQB.
2015x6 Matt Meets Lois Lane Air date Mar 04, 2015 Matt talks about the first time they were at Comic Con, and how they upstaged the cast of Superman 2. Audio from RT Pocast #129: http://bit.ly/1wInwoZ
2015x7 Robot Cars Solve Everything Air date Mar 18, 2015 Chris makes his case for how self-driving cars will solve everything wrong with traffic and commuting.
2015x8 Barbara Pun-kelman III Air date Mar 25, 2015 Yes, Barbara has now made enough puns to make three Animated Adventures about it. She's probably the only one happy about it.
2015x9 Poopy Pants Miles Air date Apr 01, 2015 Miles gets sick in London, which leads to an unfortunate incident involving his pants. You'll never guess what.
2015x10 Burnie Gets Busted Air date Apr 15, 2015 Technology betrays Burnie when it rats him out after he watches some adult-themed media. Audio from RT Pocast #317.
2015x11 Benjamin's Secret Bar Air date Apr 22, 2015 Gus has a dream where he follows his dog Benjamin into a bar, where he performs an act forbidden in the Sorola household.
2015x12 Burnie's Burger Dream Air date Apr 29, 2015 No matter where he goes or what he dreams, Burnie cannot escape the burger he ate for dinner. Audio from RT Pocast #318
2015x13 Godzilla Vs. The Girls School of Mystery Air date May 06, 2015 Jack and Joel pitch a blockbuster movie about Godzilla solving a murder at an all girls school, but they can't seem to agree on the tone for the film.
2015x14 Lindsay The Poke-Bully Air date May 20, 2015 Lindsay tells about how she used to bully church kids to get Pokemon cards, and Matt has to battle to earn his place in the afterlife.
2015x15 The Burglar and The Fire Air date May 27, 2015 Chris, Gus, and Gav talk about what they'd do if they were robbing a house that's on fire.
2015x16 The Legend of Drunk Matt Air date Jun 03, 2015 Gus and Geoff remember their favorites Drunk Matt moments. Audio from RT Sponsorcast - Parties: roosterteeth.com/archive/?id=10581 2015x17 Barbara Pun-kelman IV Air date Jun 17, 2015 Hope you like puns, because it's time for another installment of Barbara Pun-kelman! This time, Burnie gets in on the action, and Barbara tell a pun so bad Gus and Burnie take the easy way out.
2015x18 The Boobs that Got Away Air date Jun 24, 2015 Gus' story about Drunk Matt lost on/at the Subway brings up a painful memory of loss from Geoff's past. Audio from RT Sponsorcast - Parties: http://roosterteeth.com/archive/? id=10581&v=more
2015x19 Joel & Matt Take a Spill Air date Jul 01, 2015 More drunk stories! This time, Matt gets thrown out of a blackjack table for spilling all the drinks, and Joel also laments being "that guy" when he does it, too.
2015x20 Krashes & Kleptos Air date Jul 14, 2015 Burnie wonders what constitutes a crash for an aircraft, and Gus tells a story about a naughty club he was in with Geoff.
2015x21 AH ASMR FTW Air date Jul 21, 2015 Michael, Gavin, and Ryan the Naughty Chef try to make an ASMR video.
2015x22 Geoff Gets Cut Off Air date Jul 28, 2015 Geoff gets drunk at a party without realizing, and freaks out that he might have embarrassed himself.
2015x23 Burnie & The Name Game Air date Aug 04, 2015 Burnie gets confused when someone with a similar name to his gets called up at the airport lounge. Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #330
2015x24 Gettin' Busey With It Air date Aug 25, 2015 Geoff and Michael have a cool celebrity run-in with Gary Busey! Until they realize he's a crazy person. Audio from Let's Play GTA V: Pacific Standard Job Part 3.
2015x25 The Robo-Telemarketer Air date Sep 01, 2015 Burnie gets a call and is uncertain whether he is talking to an annoying robot or an annoying telemarketer. Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #323.
2015x26 Burnie & Ashley Search For Food Air date Sep 08, 2015 While in France, Burnie desperately searches for food before Ashley becomes hangry. But it's impossible to find food during certain times of the day. || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #323 Post Show.
2015x27 That's My Uncle! Air date Sep 22, 2015 In the 200th episode special, join us on a magical adventure from a forgotten anime. That's My Uncle follows the adventures of Burnie-san and his fellow Battle Fighter classmates as they try to collect all the Challenge Crystals before the forces of evil. I think? 2015x28 The Machinima Death Switch Air date Sep 29, 2015 Burnie discovers the existence of a very inconvenient switch which shuts down the machinima station at the office. || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #330.
2015x29 Gavin the Perfect Passenger Air date Oct 06, 2015 Gavin talks about airplane passengers who inconvenienced him. || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #327.
2015x30 Barbara is Family Friendly Air date Oct 27, 2015 Barbara becomes too acclimated to the Australia lifestyle and has a slip-up during a panel.
2015x31 The Contractor Conundrum Air date Nov 03, 2015 Burnie and Gus talk about their not-so-awesome experiences working with contractors. Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #330:
2015x32 Forgetful Thanks, Black Hallway Air date Nov 17, 2015 Geoff forgets how to express his gratitude. Burnie talks about how Geoff once painted his hallway black. || Audio from Let's Watch: Until Dawn Part 7.
2015x33 Cat Stories Air date Nov 25, 2015 Gavin and Burnie talk about the annoying things their cats do. Gus talks about a cat who returned home after years in the wild. || Audio from RT Podcast #341. 2015x34 Apple Pay-n in the Butt Air date Dec 01, 2015 Burnie tries to impress Gavin and Dan with his fancy ApplePay phone, but it's less amazing than he thinks. || Audio from RT Podcast #323.
2015x35 Biscuits or Breadsticks Air date Dec 08, 2015 Miles, Kerry, and Michael have an age-old debate of what's better: Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuits, or Olive Garden Breadsticks. Who will emerge victorious? I don't know, but I'm sure the comments section will be a mess. || Audio from RT Podcast #348.
2015x36 Geoff's Failed Sex Dream Air date Dec 22, 2015 Geoff has a sex dream for the first time, but it doesn't go as well as he would hope. || Audio from Let's Play Minecraft #158.
2015x37 Season finale Haircut Mishaps Air date Dec 29, 2015 Gus, Gavin, and Chris relive some awkward moments they've had while getting a haircut. || Audio from RT Podcast #314.
2016x1 Underwear Gift & Premature Arrival Air date Jan 05, 2016 Young Chris tries to buy his middle school girlfriend an anniversary present. Blaine shows up early for a party. By like 8 days. || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #325.
2016x2 Reveille Gets Dognapped Air date Jan 19, 2016 Burnie recalls the story of when his college friends kidnapped the Texas A&M mascot, and the ensuing manhunt which followed. || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #250.
2016x3 Miles and the Weird Dad Air date Jan 26, 2016 Miles talks about a weird dad (not his) who maybe used to kill people..? || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #351.
2016x4 Geoff's Failed Sex Dream II Air date Feb 02, 2016 Geoff has another unsuccessful sex dream, this time with Jenny Slate. Maybe it's a thing with Jenny's? || Audio from Let's Play Minecraft #184.
2016x5 Airport Dog Jobs Air date Feb 16, 2016 After encountering a dog whose job is to sniff for food, Burnie wonders how cushy a job that dog must have compared to other dog jobs. I just like saying dog job over and over. Dog job. || Audio from RT Podcast #354
2016x6 Josh vs. the German Stripper Air date Feb 23, 2016 Josh comes across a very... forward stripper with a German accent and can't get away. She should hang out with Darque Chocolate. || Audio from RT Podcast #353
2016x7 Miles' Dirty Talk Fail Air date Mar 01, 2016 Miles goes on a date, and things are going well, until he screws it up by switching two words. Audio from Sponsor Play - The Evil Within Part 5.
2016x8 Geoff Hits a Deer Air date Mar 08, 2016 Geoff tells the story about how one time he hit a deer and had no idea what to do. Then somehow makes the situation even worse. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #8
2016x9 Josh's Threesome Story Air date Mar 22, 2016 Josh talks about his awesome threesome he had, and how it quickly became not that awesome. Spoiler alert: Poop is involved. Audio from RT Podcast #353
2016x10 Blaine Stories Air date Mar 29, 2016 Blaine recounts a tale of how he tried to be funny by farting on Gus and just embarrassed himself, and Burnie talks about the lengths Blaine will go to in order to get a girl to talk to him. Sad. Audio from RT Podcast #361 Post Show
2016x11 Joel Can't Get into RTX Air date Apr 05, 2016 Joel struggles to prove his worth to both security and guardians at RTX Australia, but just can't seem to get into the building. Is he even the real Joel Heyman? How can we be sure? Audio from RT Podcast #360
2016x12 Geoff & Ryan's Teen Antics Air date Apr 19, 2016 Geoff and Ryan recount some of their antics from back when they were bored teens living in lame southern towns. Geoff, as you can imagine, does some stuff that's way more screwed up. Audio from Sunday Driving - How Muddy Do You Like It? 2016x13 The Glasses & The Fireplace Air date Apr 26, 2016 Burnie and Gavin stay at a nice Airbnb with a cool fireplace, but when they go to use it, Gavin realizes the landlord might have left something behind. Audio from RT Podcast #362
2016x14 The Instacart Recovery Air date May 03, 2016 Gus talks about reaching new heights (or lows) in his human interactions when ordering groceries. Gavin poses the question to the guys about the recovery position, but nobody knows what the hell that is. Audio from RT Podcast #311
2016x15 Gavin or Google #3 Air date May 17, 2016 In this edition of Gavin or Google, Burnie covers accidental furniture assembly, or possible cases of bestiality. Which stupid thing did Gavin say? Let's find out! Audio from RT Podcast #226
2016x16 Geoff Gets a Dildo in His Butt Air date May 24, 2016 This is the story all about how Geoff's life got flipped turned upside down. So I'd like to take a minute, lemme tell you what, this is exactly how Geoff got a dildo up his butt. Audio from Sunday Driving in GTA V – The Married Life
2016x17 Gavin The Hostage Negotiator Air date May 31, 2016 Gavin and Lindsay play ABCs of storytelling, where he tries to save some hostages by acquiring some Care Bears for Lindsay. Audio from What is a Fist Roast - On The Spot #45
2016x18 Gus and Geoff Start Some Shit Air date Jun 07, 2016 Gus and Geoff go to a bar to get some daiquiris, and amuse themselves by starting a fight between two waitresses. Audio from RT Podcast #290
2016x19 #StopDolphinPoaching Air date Jun 21, 2016 Burnie discusses the rampant nonexistent dolphin poaching issue among the Rooster Teeth audience. Audio from RT Podcast #364
2016x20 Samantha the Neighbor Cat Air date Jun 28, 2016 Michael talks about how his neighbor's cat always comes to visit them, and Lindsay's obsession with being its friend despite the less-than-hygenic locations it frequents. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #10
2016x21 Best Friends & Fake Girlfriends Air date Jul 05, 2016 Gus and Burnie discuss the notion of a "best friend."; Geoff pranks his friend Frank by making Griffon pretend to be his girlfriend. Audio from RT Podcast #355
2016x22 Robots in this Guy Air date Jul 12, 2016 The AH guys think about what they'd do if they had the Transformers element that transforms into anything. Not surprisingly, it mostly has to do with torturing Gavin. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #9
2016x23 Poppin' Boners with Gavin & Geoff Air date Jul 19, 2016 Gavin and Geoff hypothesize what a world where your boners made sounds would be like. They also talk about the hottest cast member from the hit '90s sitcom Friends. Who is yours? Comment below. Audio from Let's Build - Storm the Tower
2016x24 Flop-Flippin' Ninja Turtles Air date Jul 26, 2016 Geoff confuses Millie about flip flops, Kerry wonders what a life in Japan would be like, and Chris talks about his master plan to become a Ninja Turtle. Audio from Let's Build - Storm the Tower
2016x25 Blaine's Virgin Debacle Air date Aug 02, 2016 Blaine scores with a girl who claims to be a virgin, but finds out later that maybe she was lying. Come to think of it, this is a weird story to tell, why did we animate this? Audio from RT Podcast #366
2016x26 Gus' Alley Dump Air date Aug 09, 2016 While trying to film intros for the podcast, Gus pretends to poop in an alley, but accidentally fronts on a homeless dude's pooping turf and things get awkward. Audio from RT Podcast #366
2016x27 Michael's Bagel Incident Air date Aug 16, 2016 Michael spots a dude eating a bagel on his flight and quickly goes from coveting the man's bounty of bagel to being disgusted by the despicable state in which it ends up. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #15
2016x28 Droppin' Burgers, Growin' Trees Air date Aug 23, 2016 The intern makes a grave misstep while bringing food to the hungry podcast crew, and Gavin presents a third option to dealing with the remains of dead people: make them trees. Audio from RT Podcast #366
2016x29 Racial Super Texas Air date Aug 30, 2016 This week, someone tries to guess Gus' race, Kyle and Miles ponder the certainties in life, and Burnie defends Superman's biggest weakness. Let's be real though, standing next to a rock .. show full overview
2016x30 Miles Runs from Zombies Air date Sep 06, 2016 Miles goes on a zombie run, but it turns out to be less of a run and more of a fall-on-your-ass for him. Embarrassing. Audio from Sponsor Play - Alien Isolation, Part 7
2016x31 An Ewok to Remember Air date Sep 13, 2016 Nick Rutherford and Kirk C. Johnson from Crunch Time pitch a movie about love, Ewoks, and Peter Dinklage that takes place on the moon of Endor. It's not very good, but Crunch Time is! Audio from On the Spot #67.
2016x32 Spooky Scary Ghost Stories Air date Sep 20, 2016 Gus regales the gang with a ghost story from some friends of his back in college. Being a ghost can be difficult when you don't like the dark. Audio from RT Podcast #365.
2016x33 Bombs, Potates, & Stickers Air date Sep 27, 2016 A collection of dumb little stories ranging from bombs hitting Austin (and how to avoid them), nicknames for potatoes, and horrible, crappy, worthless stickers. Audio from RT Podcast #355 and #302 2016x34 Cool Farts from Cool Kids Air date Oct 04, 2016 Miles feels cheated when a popular kid at school rips a hearty fart and doesn't get made fun of like any other lower class person would. Popular kids suck. Audio from Sponsor Play - Metal Gear Solid V: Part 1
2016x35 Gavin's Seed Saves the Day Air date Oct 11, 2016 In one of the more peculiar "what if" scenarios, Geoff presents a scenario where Gavin can save his family from dying of cancer but only if he... Well, you can see for yourself, I'm not typing that out. Audio from Let's Build - Snowbound Part 2
2016x36 The Edamame Power Play Air date Oct 18, 2016 Burnie and Matt go on a business lunch with a guy, who, for some unknown reason, starts eating edamame husks out of the discard bowl. Maybe it's some kind of power play? I dunno, but it .. show full overview
2016x37 Billion Dollars Butt Air date Oct 25, 2016 The gang imagines what they would do if they suddenly had a billion dollars. Would they give it away? Would they stuff it down their pants and walk around? Find out! Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #358
2016x38 Scary Kids Scaring Kids Air date Nov 01, 2016 Burnie talks about how his kid loved to dress up as something scary for Halloween, and how one time he managed to scare the crap out of another kid, further proving that Superman might be the lamest superhero ever. 2016x39 Bar Fights & Gay Bars Air date Nov 08, 2016 Everyone loves bars, especially stories about bars! Burnie tells us about the time Matt was pretty oblivious about going to a gay bar, and about a friend who just loved getting into bar fights. Crazy kids!
2016x40 The RTAA Mixdown Air date Nov 15, 2016 It's the 250th RTAA episode! As is tradition, we did a weird thing instead of the usual business. This time the gang gets together to make some beautiful music while also making obscure references to the show. Thanks for watching 250 of these things!
2016x41 Barbara Pun-kelman V Air date Nov 22, 2016 Yeah, it's another one of these things. At this point we're probably just enabling Barbara to make more puns, so feel free to grab some pitchforks and torches and form a mob of some kind. Bring it.
2016x42 Chris Cooks Fish Air date Nov 29, 2016 Chris does his best to explain (and defend) his method of cooking fish. It's gross, sure, but mostly just really confusing.
2016x43 Burnie Hates NASA Air date Dec 06, 2016 Burnie fears what he does not understand, as evidenced by his anger towards NASA's ability to describe planets hundreds of lightyears away. Or maybe he's actually right and they're just making it all up. Either way he goes on a rant and it's funny! 2016x44 Miles' Birthday Bonanza Air date Dec 13, 2016 On his 21st birthday, Miles dives in head first into the world of gettin' CRUNK. Which is to say his friend buys him shots. Then Kyle tries to get Miles into a car, and he is NOT having it.
2016x45 Movie Stories Air date Dec 13, 2016 Gus gets hammered at a showing of Bewitched, leading him to berate other members of the audience who liked it; and our good friend Brandon tries to call out a guy for using his phone during a movie and almost gets beat up for it.
Shrinkin' & Dreamin' - The guys talk about the old rumor surrounding Surge and what it may or may not do to one's penis; Burnie tries to remember things about Harry Potter; Gus has a dream about Burnie trying to kill the office cleaning lady (or is it?). Audio from RT Podcast #356, #370 and #368
Kids Are A-Holes - Kerry, Miles, and Gavin talk about the messed up things they used to do when they were little kids; everything from stripping in public to forcing their siblings into toilets. Kids really are assholes. || Audio from RT Podcast #375
Loud and Proud Co-Worker - Burnie and Gus reminisce about a former co-worker who had some "annoying habits." Apparently he was really proud of his cell phone and also about his mad pinball skills. || Audio from RT Podcast #374
Jeremy's Big Break - Jeremy goes through a wild ride after sustaining an injury during a high school football game. From Off Topic Podcast #37
Strangers' Things - The gang discuss awkward interactions with strangers, and their tactics for dealing with them. || Audio from RT Podcast #396
A Tale of Copper & Quartz - Gus and Esther take a trip to the National History Museum, and come across someone confused about what a diamond is, and suspcious cashier who wants to horde shiny pennies. || Audio from RT Podcast #393
Burnie's Jokes - Burnie tells a couple of his favorite jokes from when he was little. Whether they're good or not is up to you. Audio from RT Podcast #395 - Post Show