Community of

St. 115 Kings Highway Hauppauge, NY 11788-4204

Pastoral Staff Rev. Msgr. Francis S. Midura, Pastor Rev. Robert Dahlke, SJ, Weekend Priest Deacon Robert D. Weisz Deacon Edward R. Vigneaux Deacon John S. Rapacki

Religious Education Patricia Chapin, Co-director Mary Ellen Carroll, Co-director

Parish Outreach

Justice & Peace Ralph Molinaro, Chairperson

Music Ministry Emilia Savarese, Facilitator

Youth Ministry Joe Gast, S.C., Youth Minister

OUR PARISH SACRAMENTAL LIFE - EUCHARIST Weekend Masses: Saturday: 5pm Sunday: 8am, 9:15am, 10:45am, 12:15pm Weekday Mass: 9am, Monday through Saturday except Thursday when there is Morning Prayer. June 26, 2011 BAPTISM —As soon as your child is born, please call the Church Office to make Baptism The Most Holy Body and Blood of arrangements. Preparation session and Christ (Corpus Christi) welcoming Mass attendance are required.

MARRIAGE —As soon as a couple decides to Parish Mission Statement: marry, and BEFORE making any other arrange- St. Thomas More Roman Catholic Church is a ments, call the Church Office to schedule an parish community striving to share the Spirit of Love through appointment with Fr. Midura or one of the Prayer, Worship, the Sacraments deacons. The Teachings of the Church, and Our concern for others through Christian Stewardship. RECONCILIATION —Celebrated in Church every Saturday from 4pm to 4:45pm, or by previous appointment with Fr. Midura.

SACRAMENT OF THE SICK —Call the Church Office to request visitation of the sick.

CONFIRMATION —Those who have not been Telephones: confirmed should call the Church Office to Rectory— 234-5551 FAX 234-6412 receive further information. Religious Ed— 234-0397 FAX 234-1199 HOLY ORDERS —Contact Fr. Midura for more Outreach— 234-3149 FAX 234-1199 information about the priesthood or diaconate. Church Lobby— 348-9378

Page 2 The Most Holy Body and Blood of Christ — June 26, 2011 Masses Growing through the for this coming week Sunday Scriptures June 26, 2011 July 3, 2011 The Most Holy Body and Blood of Christ Fourteenth Sunday in Ordinary Time Deuteronomy 8:2-3, 14b-16a Zechariah 9:9-10 Psalm 147:12-13, 14-15, 19-20 Psalm 145:1-2, 8-9, 10-11, 13-14 1 Corinthians 10:16-17 Romans 8:9, 11-13 John 6:51-58 Matthew 11: 25-30

Saturday—June 25 (Anticipated Mass for Sunday) A reading from the Holy Gospel according to Matthew: 5pm—Balling & McCoy Families by Rosemary Balling At that time Jesus exclaimed: “I give praise to you, Father, Sunday—June 26—The Most Holy Body and Lord of heaven and earth, for although you have hidden these Blood of Christ (Corpus Christi) things from the wise and the learned you have revealed them to 8am—Rudolph A. Ciotti by Mae Devine little ones. Yes, Father, such has been your gracious will. All 9:15am—Michelle DeFranco by the Stasiak Family things have been handed over to me by my Father. No one 10:45am— Madden by the family knows the Son except the Father, and no one knows the Father 12:15pm—Father’s Day Novena except the Son and anyone to whom the Son wishes to reveal Monday—June 27 him.” “Come to me, all you who labor and are burdened, and I 9am—Father’s Day Novena will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, Tuesday—June 28—St. for I am meek and humble of heart; and you will find rest for 9am—Father’s Day Novena yourselves. Wednesday—June 29—St. Peter and St. Paul For my yoke is easy, and my burden light.” 9am—Catherine & Harry McHugh by Betty Atkinson Thursday—June 30 Focus Questions: 9am—For the People of Our Parish Friday— July 1—First Friday — 1. Describe a time when you were weary and burdened The Most Sacred Heart of Jesus and someone came to your rescue. 9am—Vincent Kowalski by the Kowalski Family Saturday— July 2—First Saturday— 2. Relate an experience when you felt refreshed by Jesus. The Immaculate Heart of the Blessed Mary 9am—Anna & George Greggs by Anne McComiskey 3. Share an experience when you were soothed by the gentleness of another. (Anticipated Mass for Sunday) 5pm—Thomas Atkinson by Betty Atkinson Family and children’s question : Sunday—July 3—Fourteenth Sunday in Ordinary Time 8am—John Barry by Mary Barry, Charles DiCola by Chris & Talk about how you can share each other’s burdens by noticing Maria Sardos, Ann Gallo by the Gallo & Wieland Families, when someone needs help and then helping. Thomas Gibbons by Joe & Betty Ann Codispoti , The Deceased of the Kalenty family by Lottie & Chet Kalenty, Charles & Veronica Marsala by Jim & Marie Marsala, Vivian Paduano by Lillian Oddo, Evelyn Scollon by Lou & Emilia Savarese, Joseph & Phyllis Trezza by Jim & Marie Marsala, Theresa Whelan by Tony Mattessich, Elinor Warren by Arlene & John Aspromgos . 9:15am—Thomas Carmody by Hank Paetow 10:45am—Rose Lutrario by Rita Stasiak 12:15pm—Albert Russo by Ann Russo

The Most HolySeventh Body Sundayand Blood of Easterof Christ — June 26, 2011 Page 3 PRAY FOR THE SICK with limo service to and from the show. Third prize will be three tickets to a Giants football game (if the football season Denise Zappia, Victor Baliunas, Mary Ann O’Gara, Pat happens). Tickets are on the 50 yard line, seven rows back. Chapin, Josephine Carpenter, Susan McElroy, Teresa Fourth prize will be a Kindle Reader. Szepietowska, Phyllis Cable, Katherine Badalaty, Elaine MISSIONARY COOPERATIVE COLLECTION —This Kleinstauber, Debra Lewis, Henry Kwiecinski, Irene Aberle, weekend, Fr. Hugh Burns, OP, will come to our parish and ask Veronica Mattes, Holly Ranker, Linda Bucceri, Charles for our support of the Dominican Foreign Missions. Each year Boston, Theresa Healy, Giovanni Dominick Cipriani, Carol one religious order of men or women visits a parish in the Ramsden, Alan Lathrop, Eamon Tuberide, Tom Devine, Ellen diocese to ask for support for their missionary activity in Catougno, Nellie Duffy, Robert Boney, Jennifer Savarese, various parts of the world. Please extend a warm welcome to Edward Duffy, Eileen Immarino, Frank Fr. Burns and extend your generosity to the Dominican Vaccaro, Andrea Walker, Phyliss Senner, Missions. Anthony Pagano, Evelyn Stitt, Marie Ballarin, If you did not come prepared to extend your generosity, please Celeste Pena, Jean Marsala-Kieffner, Lisa include your donation in the collection next week in an Codispoti, Chase Turano, Renee Munzer, envelope marked “Dominican Missions.” Adela Morales, Evelyn Hirsch, Linda Sue HOLY HOURS RESUME IN SEPTEMBER —The Holy Cappisillo, Katherine Drechsler, Lucja Hours held on the second and fourth Mondays of the month Kostrzewa, Katie Kiss, Anna Marie DeFreytas, Maureen will resume in September. O’Donnell, Marie D’Anna, Matthew Greiner, Frank Ayers, TIME, TALENT, TREASURE —During June we, as a parish, Mark Venezia, Thomas Galati, Maura Reddy, Dennis LaRosa, reflect on the elements of Stewardship seen through the gifts of Cookie Ferrero, Janice Berlette, Sam Prince, Anna LaRocca, our time, talent and treasure. How do we use our time and Joseph Esposito, Daniel & Mary Skinnon, Mackenzie Jordan talent and our treasure to keep our parish as a community of Borchers, Terri Ilardi McKee, Charlie Parker, Suzanne Coad, Faith and Love? Victor Buzzanca, Rita Basile, James Basile, Thomas McGuire, WHAT’S HAPPENING AROUND OUR FACILITY—The John Brewer, Felicia Spiera, Fred Zamprella, Roseann area around the storm drain in front of the Church was regraded Dorohow, Janine Mathner, Fred Busse, Thomas Stahura, Yvonne Williams, Rev. Donal R. Kehew, William Boyle, and it will have a layer of asphalt as soon as possible. The Thuy Wilmott, Mary Barry, Joseph Calvacca, Pat Porter, geese have not come back for a few days. As soon as they see Maria Espeniera, Jack Zito, Baby twins Alexander & . the John Deere approaching they take a hike! Some of the (We ask those who wish to have the sick listed in the bulletin to submit their church pews were tightened as some folks tend to use the pew names through the collection or drop the name(s) off at the Church Office. as a handle bar. Progress! Please use the cut-out in the bulletin for your convenience. This current list PARISH FISHING TRIP—We will have a Fishing Trip out expires the end of July). of the Captree Boat Basin on Tuesday, September 13, from

8am to Noon. Set the date aside for a half day of fun on the PRAY FOR THE DECEASED bay. Sign up by returning the cut out in the bulletin or by Margaret Munz , Richard Clementi, our deceased loved ones calling the Church Office. Cost is $45 per person. and our deceased servicemen and women. CATHOLIC MINISTRIES APPEAL 2011 —We ask for everyone’s generous response to this year’s Appeal. For 2011, FROM FR. MIDURA the current status of the CMA for us is: Goal: $ 57,795 OUR LITURGY FOR SUNDAY —Today is Corpus Christi, Pledged so far: $ 54,950 the Solemnity of the Most Holy Body and Blood of Christ. Please return the pledge form in the bulletin. You can pay off Today we give thanks for the gift of the Eucharist: the bread the pledge over the rest of the year. You may also use a charge of life and the cup of salvation; that food that we share and card to pay off your pledge. Thank you for your generosity! that makes us one. We’re getting there! OUR PARISH GOLF OUTING is Monday, July 25, at the PARISH BEACH MASS —The planned date for the Parish Smithtown Landing Golf Course. Cost per golfer is $150 Beach Mass this year is Sunday, September 18. In order to which includes a catered meal back at St. Thomas More in make it happen, we need people to volunteer to help from Walden Hall. Save the date. Please return the reservation coordination, to set up to service, to take down, to storing. If form you received in the mail or use the one that is in the you can help, please let us know. Last year many more came bulletin and return it as soon as you can. forth to help make it happen and we can do the same thing this There is a Raffle as part of the Golf Outing. If you cannot year. Mark the date on your calendars! make the Outing you can still buy a raffle ticket or two. They TAKE LEISURE TIME ALONG WITH GOD —As school are offered after Masses until the Golf Outing. They are $10 ends for the Summer and as most go here and there over the each or three for $20. Summer, let us always take the Lord with us! Vacation along First prize will be a 3D TV with cables and Blue Ray. Second with rather than without God during the Summer. prize will be two tickets to the “Jersey Boys” on August 17 PASTOR IS AWAY FOR A DAY OR TWO —Fr. O’Rourke Page 4 The Most HolySeventh Body and Sunday Blood of of Easter Christ — June 26, 2011 and Fr. Racos will celebrate the weekday morning Masses and your support of the “piggy” in the Church lobby by placing any any funerals that might come in during the next few days. spare quarters into the tube.

OUR PRIEST-CELEBRANTS PARISH OUTREACH & (Subject to last minute changes)

This weekend: Next Sunday ST. VINCENT de PAUL NEWS Saturday Our mission to help people incorporate St. Thomas More Parish 5pm Fr. Dahlke Msgr. Midura Outreach and the St. Thomas St. Vincent de Paul Conference.

Sunday Parish Pantry 8:00am Fr. O’Rourke Fr. Racos Our Pantry shelves are very low on the following items: toilet 9:15am Fr. Racos Msgr. Midura paper, shampoo, conditioner, cake mix, muffin mix, flour, soup 10:45am Fr. Racos Fr. Wall - and for our freezer we need hot dogs, hamburgers and rolls. 12:15pm Fr. Burns Fr. O’Rourke Thank you for your help.

JUSTICE & PEACE FREE SUMMER CONCERT SERIES Continuing from last week on Catholic social teaching. We left Legislator John M. Kennedy Jr. and the Nesconset Chamber of off with food production. Today, we conclude our series on this Commerce are pleased to announce the 2011 Nesconset topic. We will return sometime in the future. It might seem that Summer Concert Series and Food Drive. Starting July 5, five for farmers in countries like Mexico it is for them too that most FREE concerts will be held on Tuesdays at 7:30 pm at the small farmers cannot enter the global marketplace on their own. Nesconset Gazebo on Smithtown Boulevard in Nesconset next The Catholic Church has done much to help the farmers by to the Armory. Attendees are asked to bring non-perishable securing intermediaries to process, store, move and market their food items for donation to Long Island Cares, The Harry produce. It is important that we buy their products but what is Chapin Food Bank. more important is to see that these workers receive a just wage. The schedule is as follows: Changing policies may seem beyond what we can accomplish. Almost Queen – July 5; We all eat and we all make choices about the food we buy, Uppercut – July 12; choices we can make through our faith and CST. What does Songs in the Attic – July 19; this all mean in terms of justice and peace? Shopping for food That 70’s Band – July 26; can become a spiritual discipline. When we purchase food that Jerry Costanzo – Aug.2; is grown by farmers making a just wage we are helping to make Comedy Night – Aug.9 a more just world. We are also helping when we purchase food from sources where people are not exploited. When we have VOICE OF HELP more concern for all God's creation we will be helping to solve Under a federally funded grant awarded to the Smithtown the problem of world hunger and have a more just world. We Community Development Department, emergency response hope you have enjoyed this series on food production and units are available for residents of Smithtown Township. These world hunger. Yes, they are big problems but when we work units are activated by the recipient in a medical emergency together things can change. Many people are hurting today in situation. Assessment is required. Voice of Help Units are the our own country and in the world due in part to being out of property of the Town of Smithtown and are on a loan basis as work. We pray that things will get better soon. long as necessary. There is a small monthly monitoring fee As always we appreciate your comments and input. A lot of the which is paid directly to the company. For further information information came from an article from Sojourners Magazine . please call: 360-7616

Justice is a parish affair. RECENT BAPTISMS Discover needs and act justly. We welcomed the following children into the Catholic Faith Together we can make a difference. We wish all a happy restful summer. through the Sacrament of Baptism. Michela Francesca Vettorato, daughter of Andre and Jennifer June 26th is The Most Holy Body and Blood of Christ. Jaelynn Jerard Fecteau, daughter of Richard and Lauren The 27th is St. . Maria Elena Pita, daughter of Francisco and Jaime The 28th is St. Irenaeus. Nicholas Matthew Chiarella, son of Paul and Angela The 29th is Peter and Paul, Apostles. Anthony Alexander Vigo, son of Anthony and Cynthia The 30th is The First Holy of Holy Roman Church. Fallon Loretta Amorosa, daughter of Dominick and Nora Friday, July 1, is The Most Sacred Heart of Jesus. Isabella Katarina Manteiga, daughter of Antonio and Colleen FEEDING THE PIGGY —You are always invited to lend Keely Rae Buscher, daughter of Shawn and Tara The Most Holy SeventhBody and Sunday Blood of EasterChrist — June 26, 2011 Page 5 PRAY FOR OUR SOLDIERS a particular Mass. When you come to the Mass at which you will be bringing up the gifts, please be present in the Church at least 15 Lorenzo Bacchi Philip Root minutes before Mass begins and tell one of the ushers that you are Scott Lovelock Candice Gagnon Paul Hulkow, Jr. Randy Donaldson there. For future dates you can sign up in the register book that is William Charpied Thomas Nichols at the table on the left as you enter the Church lobby. Christopher Sidote James Fensterer Daniel Cribbin Joseph Marziotta CIRCLE OF WOMEN William Gregory Eric Reid Eric Mitchell Christopher Mustakas It is the mission of the Circle of Women Book Group to focus on Justin Schneider the spiritual influence of contemporary writing that facilitates our If you have a service member or know of someone who is own reflections of God’s action in our daily lives. serving our country and you would like their name added to The next book discussions will be: this list, please submit their names through the collection September 12—Little Bee by Chris Cleeve basket or the Church Office. If they have returned, let us know. October 10—Stones from the River by Ursula Hegi For further information and/or to register, call Ann at 265.8302. Meetings are held in Walden Hall classroom. KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS “ONE NATION UNDER GOD” - Many people do not know MAINTENANCE COLLECTION that it was the Knights of Columbus, who were instrumental in the legislation, that led to the law adding the words “Under Contributed to date: $ 376,402. God “ to the Pledge. Spent on repairs and replacements: $ 701,490. Patriotic Lawn Signs “One Nation Under God” are available We thank you for your support of our parish project to maintain for purchase after Masses while supplies last. The price for our parish facilities. If you would like to help, please use a this sign will be $10 which includes a metal lawn stand. maintenance envelope where you obtain the weekly bulletin.

THINKING ABOUT ?? SCRIP SALES BECOMING A CATHOLIC? Scrip Sales Last Week: $ 4,775. - Are you a baptized Catholic who was never confirmed? Profit to the Parish: $ 238. - Are you someone baptized in another faith but interested in becoming a Catholic? SUPPORT COLLECTION - Are you someone who was never baptized? Last Sunday’s Collection: $ 7,884. If any of these apply to you, consider our parish RCIA (Rite of HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF FAITH DIRECT? - Consider Christian Initiation for Adults) process. For information, joining your fellow parishioners who now have automatic contact Ann Russo through e-mail, [email protected] or 543- deductions from their checking or savings or who use a credit card 2740. If there is no answer, contact Fr. Midura at the Church to support St. Thomas More each week. With Faith Direct, you Office. save time and reduce our expenses, and there is no fee to you! Please visit www.FaithDirect.net to sign up today: our church code RESPECT LIFE NEWS is NY227 . You may also use the form that is included in the bulletin or you may pick up a registration form located where you The Holy Hour for Life held every fourth Monday of the month obtain the bulletin. We thank you for your consideration and at 7:45pm in Church will resume in September . continued support.

CALENDAR CLUB 2011 GETTING READY FOR THE Here are the winners drawn for the latest week. NEW ROMAN MISSAL June 12—$50—453—Robert & Madeline Sauchelli (Over the coming month’s we will publish information pertaining June 13—$25—197—Al Pankus to the Roman Missal that will become effective with the First June 14—$25—420—Vic & Jane Troiano Sunday of Advent). June 15—$25—79—Anita & John Fleming EMBRACING CHANGE IN THE LITURGY June 16—$25—93—Anna & Matthew Randazzo What the priest says now: June 17—$25—165—Len & Lillian Munzer Take this, all of you, and eat it: this is my body which will be given June 18—$25—229—Toni Schlesinger up for you. What the priest will say after the First Sunday of Advent: OFFERTORY GIFT PROCESSION Take this, all of you, and eat of it. For this is my body which will Everyone is invited to be part of the Offertory procession at our be given up for you. weekend Masses. Families and groups are invited to sign up for Page 6 The Most HolySeventh Body Sunday and Blood of Easter of Christ — June 26, 2011 CEREAL BOX TOP COUPONS - Drop them off in the Church What the priest says now: lobby drop-off box and we will use them to buy things for the Take this, all of you, and drink from it: this is the cup of my students in our regional school. blood, the blood of the new and everlasting covenant. It will be USED CELL PHONES? - If you can, please bring your old ones shed for you and for all so that sins may be forgiven. Do this in to the Church lobby drop-off box. We recycle them for cash. memory of me. USED PALM —If you have blessed palm from previous years, What the priest will say after the First Sunday of Advent: you can bring it to the receiving bin in the Church lobby at your Take this, all of you, and drink from it, for this is the chalice of convenience. my blood, the blood of the new and eternal covenant, which will be poured out for you and for many for the forgiveness of sins. Do A WEB SITE THAT PAYS ST. THOMAS FOR USING IT — this in memory of me. Want to know how you can support St. Thomas More? By entering the search engine known as Goodsearch.com and doing THIS WEEK AT ST. THOMAS MORE any shopping on the various web sites listed, a certain portion of (Not totally inclusive) the sale will be credited to St. Thomas More. It does not involve Sunday—June 26 any additional cost to the purchaser nor is there any attached 2pm—Baptism—Church surcharge to the sale order involved. I did not compare the same Monday—June 27 web sites listed alone with the one listed with GoodSearch yet. 7pm—Youth Ministry—Walden Room Here is how it works: ENTER: www.GoodSearch.com E-MAIL & ADDRESSES Where it states: “Who do you Good Search for?” Youth Ministry Website—www.stthomasmoreyouth.org And “Enter your charity here” Parish Secretary - [email protected] ENTER: St. Thomas More And then verify by Pat Chapin - [email protected] selecting “St. Thomas More, Hauppauge, NY” Mary Ellen Carroll - [email protected] Once it is verified as our parish, select the SHOPPING tab and Outreach - [email protected] choose whatever category you want, from travel to food to Youth Ministry (Joe Gast) - [email protected] entertainment. Thanks for shopping online and thanks for the Justice & Peace - [email protected] donation that we will receive on your behalf. Fr. Dahlke - [email protected] Personal Prayer - SpiritualOrientations.com COURTESY ANNOUNCEMENTS To contact a member of the Pastoral Council use the following: (First Notice) Barbara & Joe Fratamico—[email protected] FAMILY FEAST & FESTIVAL —Join in the 20th Annual St. MEN’S GATHERING website. Go to the parish website at Anthony’s Feast & Festival, Wednesday, July 29 through http:// www.buoy.com/~stm or stmli.org and click Men's Gather- Sunday, July3. Trinity Regional School grounds, 5th Avenue, ing. You will have to give a password known only to you to open East Northport. For info, call 631.262.1891. and read the message. BEGINNING EXPERIENCE —For Divorced, Widowed, RELIGIOUS EDUCATION NEWS—You can check online for Separated. This weekend, 19-21 August, at the Montfort any updates at http://calendar.yahoo.com/stmreled Spiritual Center, Bay Shore, designed to help grieving single- HOLY FAMILY REGIONAL SCHOOL , Commack, New again persons emerge from the darkness of grief into the light of York—Grades Nursery through 8 th . You may contact the school a new beginning, and move into the future with renewed hope. at [email protected] to schedule a tour of this Turn the pain of loss into an experience of positive growth. Call parish’s regional school, or visit the School website at John at 516.822.0635 or Jim at 718.474.3779 or Karen at www.holyfamilyregional.com 201.736.8200. “RELIGION AND ROCK” - Tune into and listen to Msgr. Jim (Second Notice) Vlaun on Sundays, 7am to 8am, on WBAB 102.3 FM or 95.3 FM. SUNDAY MASS is now airing on ABC Family from 6:30am to Also, listen on Saturdays at 11pm on Sirius Radio, Channel 159, 7am each Sunday morning. It is produced by the Passionist and XM Satellite, Channel 117. Fathers and Brothers from New York City. For more information, Topics: consult the website at: www.The Sunday Mass.org June 26—Growth PILGRIMAGE TO MONTREAL, CANADA—August 13-16, July 3—Independence Day 2011. $350.00 includes breakfast, lodging and bus transportation. July 10—Vacation & Relaxation Please call Nallie (631) 813-2355 or (631) 357-9036 or Louise B July 17—Having a Positive Attitude (631) 586-4515. July 24—Volunteering/Giving PROFESSIONAL THERAPY & COUNSELING —Call Dr. July 31—Special Days George Giuliani at 631.234.2503.

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The Most Holy Body and Blood of Christ — June 26, 2011 Page 7 CHURCH MINISTRIES GOLF OUTING 2011 THINKING ABOUT BECOMING A LITURGICAL MINISTER OR WANT TO SHARE YOUR TALENTS? I/we would like to participate in the Golf Outing on Monday, Please complete the following form: July 25, 2011.

I would like to volunteer in the following parish ministry: Name (1)

( ) Altar Server ( ) Hospitality ( ) Usher ( ) Greeter Name (2) ( ) RCIA ( ) Liturgy with Children ( ) Lector ( ) Eucharistic Minister Name (3) ( ) Consolation Minister ( ) Landscaping/Planting ( ) Plumber ( ) Electrician Name (4) ( ) Painter ( ) Handy Man/Woman ( ) Rosary Altar Society ( ) Scrip sellers Phone Contact: ( ) Caring for Altar Plants ( ) Pre-Cana ( ) FOCCUS ( )Adult Lending Library If you do not have a Foursome, we will join you with other ( ) Banner Committee ( )St. Vincent de Paul Society golfers to make a Foursome. Name ______( ) # of Golfers ‘x’ $150 each = $ ______enclosed. Phone ______(Please return to Church Office) E-mail ______+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ (Please place in collection or return to Church Office) +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ PRAYING FOR THE SICK REGISTRATION and/or — Adding a name Request — ENVELOPE REQUEST PLEASE ADD THE FOLLOWING TO THE PARISH LISTING OF THOSE WHO ARE ILL: NAME(s):

Name of person(s) who is/are ill: ADDRESS:

PHONE:

———————————————————–————— E-MAIL: Person making the Request: ( ) I/we would like to register in the parish. Relationship to the person who is ill: ( ) Please send contribution envelopes. TODAY’S DATE: ( ) I am already registered in the parish but do not receive

(Please place in collection basket or drop off at Church Office) contribution envelopes. I would like to receive them. ======( ) Other ______FISHING TRIP I/we would like to go on the Fishing Trip on Tuesday, Septem- (Please return in collection or at Church Office ber 13, leaving Captree at 8am. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

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The Most Holy Body and Blood of Christ — June 26, 2011 CATHOLIC MINISTRIES Some guy hit my fender the other day, and I said unto him APPEAL 2011 "Be fruitful and multiply." Well, not in those exact I/we would like to make a gift to the 2011 Catholic words... Woody Allen. Ministries Appeal. NAME(s): The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out! Unknown. ADDRESS: I never drink water because of the disgusting things that CITY/STATE/ZIP: fish do in it. W.C. Fields

PHONE: A woman drove me to drink ... and I hadn't even the courtesy to thank her. W.C. Fields E-MAIL: By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's A GUIDE TO GIVING too old to go anywhere. PLEDGE 10 PAYMENTS $5,000 $500 It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember $2,500 $250 anything. $1,500 $150 $1,000 $100 Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But ... everything $750 $75 else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. $500 $50 $400 $40 We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to $300 $30 work its way through Congress. $250 $25 $200 $20 Don't worry about avoiding temptation... As you grow $150 $15 older, it will avoid you. $100 $10 Other ______It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I YOUR PLEDGE: ______can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. George Burns. INITIAL PAYMENT: ______My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now BALANCE: ______and then she stops to breathe. Jimmy Durante

You may also charge your pledge on a credit card, using By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become either Visa, Mastercard, Amex, or Discover. happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. If you want to use a credit card, please check here ______Socrates. and we will contact you to arrange for the credit card charge. (Please return this cut-out to the Church Office) I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Groucho Marx.

Some Interesting Comments! Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. Victor Borge. Those are my principles, if you don't like them...... I have others. Groucho Marx Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. Mark Twain. If you want to make GOD laugh, tell him your future plans. Woody Allen. What would men be without women? Scarce, sir ... mighty scarce. Mark Twain. Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was 'shut up'. Joe Namath. Last week I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister.... Another good thing about being poor is that when and now wish to withdraw that statement. Mark Twain. you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate. Woody Allen. The Most Holy Body and Blood of Christ — June 26, 2011

The Most SeventhHoly Body Sunday and Blood of Easter of Christ — June 26, 2011 Page 9 St. Thomas More Employment Services

*Are you presently unemployed and looking for a part-time or full-time ? * Do you have or know of any job openings? If so, call our Employment Services Office, 234-4629 and leave a message for Mae Devine or call Mae on Monday mornings. Calls are kept in strict confi- dence.

POSITIONS AVAILABLE Aeroflex — 1. Administrative Assistant—must be organized, excel, good phone manners, etc. 2. Shipping/Receiving clerk—one year experience. HS diploma. Clean NYS driver’s license. Some heavy lifting required. 3. Manufacturing Engineer—BS mfg engineering or equivalent. 4. Network Administrator—3 yrs experience as administrator & hands on active directory. Arbors —Openings in Housekeeping. Atlantic Auto Group —NY’s largest Auto Dealer—now staffing West Islip location in Service and Sales. Excellent Benefits. Bank of America —PT/FT positions for tellers and sales. Benefits for both PT/FT. BOCES Western Suffolk —Secondary Teachers, Adult Instructors, Alternative High School Experience preferred—Benefits. Divisional Administrator needed. NYS SDA or SOL certification and experience necessary. Cablevision - Understand state of the Art Digital Video - PC skills - outstanding benefits. Customer Service —Newsday, HS diploma or equivalent. Typing, good spelling. Bi-lingual Spanish/English a plus. Director of Nursing —Veterans Home, Stony Brook. Must have NYS RN’s license. BS in nursing. Experience. Engineers —ITT Amityville. Senior Software, Digital Design. RF engineers. Competitive salaries. Benefit package. Geico Insurance —Sales reps, mgt trainees, claim services reps. —750 Woodbury Rd, Woodbury, NY. 9am –3pm, M-F, Open House, but apply on line first. Valid Photo ID required. Healthcare Opportunities - 1. Good Samaritan Hospital, 631.969.8200 2. Mather Hospital, 631.476.2774 3. Brookhaven Hospital, 631.447.3708 4. Maryhaven, 631.474.4120, X212 - Contact Maryhaven Directly 5. St. Charles, 631. 476.5999—Fox Home Depot —FT/PT—Sales, cashiers, freight associates. FT/PT benefits. 401k’s. Bonuses. Housekeepers - FT/PT positions for small offices and homes. Mather Hospital —Seeking Assistant Director of Surgical Services, nurse specialist, nurse practitioners, RNs, surgical techs, unit secretaries. Mgt/Non-Mgt Positions Available - St. Francis Hospital, Roslyn. Contact Human Resources directly. North Shore LIJ —Laboratory interviews, June 16, 2-6pm. Physician Assistant interviews, Friday, June 17, 9:30am to 7pm (NYC) and 10am to 4pm (Long Island). Must schedule an appointment. No walk-ins. Nurse Managers —Veterans Hospital, Northport. BSN required. 3-5 years experience. Citizenship required. PC Richard & Son —Now hiring full time sales associates for all stores. School Bus/Van Drivers —Flex hours, full benefits, paid holidays, vacations. 401k, health benefits after 6 months. Huntington, Manhasset, Northport. South Nassau Communities Hospital —Professional Positions– FT/PT. Also, openings in Family Medicine Services. Suffolk County Community College —It anticipates many varied openings at Brentwood, Riverhead & Selden campuses.

See “Civil Service Notice” posted on the bulletin board for future Civil Service Exams. For more information about any of the listed positions please call 234-4629. Note - All babysitting, infant child care, nanny, home care aides, etc. positions are in the child’s home. References are required for all of these positions including nursing aides, home health care aides, etc. It is the responsibility of the employer to check all references prior to hiring. ****We have a list of names of those willing to baby-sit in their homes. ****We have a list of certified tutors for all Grades.